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I shaved my face and combed my hair,
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

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Had a birthday shingdig for Dad last night

Brother and sister in law in from the coast, Dad’s college roommate came in too, &c &c — went really well, with some wine-tasting action followed by a great meal. Dad’s a bibliophile; we’re both big John Le Carre fans; Dad was amazed beyond description by the new Gary Oldman Tinker. Tailor, Soldier, Spy; so I got him a 1st edition hardcopy of TTSS, as well as a signed 1st edition of Honourable Schoolboy. He actually got completely choked up for a couple of moments, which surprised me.

Successful gift-giving FTMFW!

My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

You are a good son.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and Con Air sucked, and so did The Rock

And PitS had no business apologizing for telling the straight truth.

Happy Sunday morning coming down!

My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:09 AM EST reply actions  

Both of those movies suck, but they suck in a way that's amusing and endearing.

Unlike, say for example, anything that Adam Sandler has done in the last couple of years.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Instead of endearing, I'd say insultingly Bay-wellian

Sandler is just horrifying at this point.

The Rock’s big upside, which provides far too little screen time: Vanessa Marcil.

My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Con Air sucked less considering it was 1 in the morning.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Sunday, eh? It's time to get bizay.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

you cant just sit here in the dark all day listening to classical music

Teh Tweeterizer
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by alex henery's foot on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The price to pay

for a convenience store cheesesteak at 0300.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

How come the sports movie bracket didn't include Shaq's "Steel"

somebody messed up

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 AM EST reply actions  

Well said.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Requiescat in pace, Joseph Vincent Paterno, and may your God forgive you your sins.

JoePa was a ‘worthy adversary’. I will mourn his passing.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll miss matching up against his teams. They were always worthy competitors.

I don’t know enough to pass judgment about what happened in private, so I will leave it at that.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I still have a lot of respect for the man and what he did do

despite how bad what he didn’t do was. The whole situation is awful, but I still believe that he was a good guy who handled a traumatic situation poorly.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This as well.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i actually read the washington post interview this morning (late, i know) but i am kind of under the same impression

i don’t really want to bring it up more than that, but to me it sounded like he told someone who he thought would investigate it, didn’t really know how to handle the situation otherwise.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just gonna say this.

When you are in certain jobs, you are periodically briefed on what you’re supposed to do in this situation. What you are told is to do what Paterno did. In some cases, you are even told that it is all you are supposed to do if you did not witness the incident yourself, and I could get into a whole big long thing about why, but not the place for it.

The real point, though, is that handling situations like this is tricky. Contrary to popular belief, it is not as simple as “Call the cops and raise hell”. Paterno should have called the police, this is true, but I doubt there are very many people who know exactly what Paterno should have said TO the police if he did call.

Most people would be wrong.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

yep, exactly.

plus, from that interview, it sounded like mcqueary did not tell joepa everything because he felt a little uncomfortable telling a 75 year old man all the explicit details. joepa sounded legitimately upset and troubled about it but didn’t know what else to do. i kind of hate that the internet got very self righteous about it because no one really knew all the details, and unless you have been in a situation like that you don’t know what else to do. hindsight is 20/20.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's the other thing.

McQueary shouldn’t have told him details.

Gaah, I can’t even explain that comment without writing a book. Suffice it to say that it’s got to do with what’s actually the biggest problem with the Sandusky case as it stands: what Paterno and McQ said to the GJ can be used by Sandusky’s attorneys to discredit the testimony. If McQ doesn’t tell Paterno anything other than “I witnessed an assault”, there’s nothing there for the defense to try to use.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lollllll :(

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Cake would be nice....

I am making Baked Chicken Rueben later:

Place chicken parts in a 9×13 baking dish
Cover chicken will well-drained saurkraut
Cover ’kruat with Thousand Island dressing and slices of Swiss cheese
Cover dish with aluminum foil
Bake 1-1/2 hours at 325

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

On the topic of food

I made Bananas Foster using Kraken last night with the fiance.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Delicious.

Melt butter in pan. Add brown sugar and let it caramelize. Add ripened bananas. When bananas are softened, remove pan from heat and add Kraken. Ignite and return pan to heat. Serve over vanilla ice cream and pound cake when the flame dies.

by UGAVike on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

H.F.S, indeed....

i shall have to try that.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I STILL LOVE YOU

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Bawwww.

Glad you’re back okay.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to take the second "law quad" to mean "party".

But that’s her problem. It’s the prettiest part of campus.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice picture....

What is that white stuff laying on the ground?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

cocaine

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont tell 8-ball

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

<>

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Cal Bear

Needs to just go cold turkey

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhh snow

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Not pictured: the law students inside hating their lives.

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by Tremendous on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Practicing magic"?

Is that what the kids call it these days?

/slashfic’d

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The building does have that vibe to it....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh jeez, what did I miss?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

shame eat?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Mornin

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 AM EST reply actions  

Good morning to all!

I think drinking will start early today for me, will have to numb the pain that the Arsenal v scum match will bring upon

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:04 AM EST reply actions  

Missed the pregame.

Apparently Fox just dumped the NFL pregame on this, which seems misguided (and also what I’d expect. Probably disappointed there weren’t any bands they could show.)

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 22, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

If you can't taste the cinnamon on a snickerdoodle

then all you’ve got is a sugar cookie with a little extra sugar sprinkled on it.

Who’s with me?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 AM EST reply actions  

I could go for some snickerdoodles right about now, y'know.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Needz moar cinnamon, mon....

Hey, how about that overtime win against Cincy yesterday! KJ was a monster, as usual; the Turk did some nice work in the paint; and Truck Bryant stunk, but a couple freshmen bailed his ass out.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I caught the last couple of minutes of OT while waiting for my Italian carryout

I saw the goaltending call on the breakaway layup, and then the Cincy steal of another breakaway pass — for which Huggy delivered the riot act. I was a little puzzled during the final WVU foul shots, when he missed the 1st shot with 0.6s left on the clock and it expired before the second shot. The camera was showing Huggy and I could read his lips saying, “Game!” and then the clock was at zero. Is there a runoff during a foul shot, or does the clock actually start if the ball hits the rim.

I am confused.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

It was a one-and-one...

Clock starts once the ball clanks off the rim.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe it's actually once a player touches the ball.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah, I found the answer to my question
In a sign of just how frazzled Cincinnati was by the end, Hinds went to the free throw line with less than a second remaining for a one-and-one. He missed the first, but UC players casually touched the ball, not realizing WVU wasn’t in the double bonus. Officials didn’t realize it either at first, but conferred and ended the game.

I also noticed that with under 11 seconds to go and down three, a UC player drove all the way in for a layup rather than looking for a three. He didn’t make the shot and WVU ended up at the foul line, but I wondered about that at the time. Is 11s long enough to take a two, be down by one and hope to steal the inbounds pass, or foul the receiver and hope he misses the front end of a 1-for-1 and steal THAT and make another two? I’d think a good look at a three would be a better percentage.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you take the 3.

For a putback though, I think 11 is okay.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Roommate got incredible drunk last night

Broke the inside handle off the door to the apartment
Broken glass and pretzels everywhere

Asshole

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 AM EST reply actions  

Tell him you expect full restitution....

to include free beers for you all week.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh my.

Adam Taliaferro on the phone. A bit dusty in here

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 AM EST reply actions  

Naturally this happens on Sunday afternoon.

What’s that? No, I didn’t have any homework to get done today…

by Attie Hat on Jan 22, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I know that feel

mine stopped detecting the hd the other day. Damn you sandforce

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't you have the problem before, and I was all "oooh, shit, you got trouble"?

(Assuming my memory isn’t failing me) did it go away?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm.

That implies a cord issue more than anything. Is the cord dinged up at all? Animal got to it or something?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

it might be a little dinged up, i wrap it pretty hastily a lot and its often bent at weird right where it gets plugged in

this is the 2nd cord i’ve had and i’ve only had this laptop since june of 08. grrr. so expensive. i don’t want to buy another one

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

My old laptop had that problem

Tried different chargers, same problem. It tends to be an early sign of motherboard failure.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Maaaaan, I was trying not to panic her.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, needed to be done.

If it’s going to die, she should be prepared. The good thing is it should be a while before the motherboard goes if this has just started.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I was just trying to avoid the

“You could have cancer, but first let’s check and see if you’ve got an infection” thing.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

breathe breathe

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

DONUT PANIC ALL IS WELL

I mean, even if it is the MB, your data’s still fine.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, your hard drive will be okay if the motherboard dies.

You’d just need a new laptop. And really, while it could be the MB, it may very well just be the charger. Hard to say unless you test it with a number of different chargers in different outlets.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

One of these is awesome


Thermaltake BlacX – it’s a toaster for hard drives.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...

So after a quick search of what that is and without even bothering to read much beyond the pictures… this thing basically allows you to take most any hard drive, plug it in to this thing, and access the information on said hard drive? ‘Cause if that’s the case, I’m going to need to pick me up one of those. I’ve got two old laptops that are pretty much shot to hell, but I’d love to be able to access the memory on them to make sure I have everything on them.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait really? because I have 2 old computers I want to get rid of but I need to wipe them clean first...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not 100% sure if that's what it does.

Just what I kind of think I gathered from reading a description. If that is what it does, then props to the people who developed something ingenius that I can’t believe has taken so long. If that’s NOT what it does… anyone want to go in on a new business venture with me? ’Cause I got an idea.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

How old, Chloe? And how much you selling them for?

I’m wanting more HDs for storage plus an older computer just for gaming.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

OLD.

one is 13 (and a LAPTOP!) and the other is probably about 5-7. I’m not selling at this point. I’m just going to give away. need to wipe the harddrives though (yes I realize this should be easy – laptop was college computer ALL THE CORRUPTED FILES AND VIRUSES there)

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

you miss the part where starting up the computer is actually POSSIBLE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

In that case

MAGNETS

/knows magnets don’t actually wipe harddrive

My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

but yes, something like that

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd love to have the 5-7 year old one.

Not a big fan of laptops.

While I’m thinking of it, anyone know how much a working AppleII with cathode ray monitor will run me?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

you just want the computer piece? you set up the payment for shipping and I will get it to you....sometime.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll do some research on shipping costs. If I don't get in touch in a week, just give it to someone else.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

its a pretty big CPU.

but I have to find someone to clean it first too.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Does your laptop power cable have an adapter "splicing" two cables?

Mine, IBM, does, and sometimes it loosely separates where you plug one of the cables into the power adapter. So you think you’re plugged into the wall but there’s no charge. Then you see a separated cable in the middle. But it’s something that’s gotten me before…

by softbatch on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy hell, you guys were busy yesterday.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 11:55 AM EST reply actions  

It was bowl-pace. I don't know what happened.

I went out for a run and missed about six hundred comments.

by Erik T on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I can guess what happened around 8:30-9:00 last night to give it an extra kick.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Just a touch.

My bad with the early Twitter reports.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Im at fault for some of yesterday

made a comment about sat scores, and shit went crazy

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by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The funny thing about that

was that there were approximately infinity times more comments discussing how this was a bad idea because there was sure to be a dick-swinging contest than there was actual dick-swinging.

I think we all just kinda assume everyone here’s capable of pulling a 1400 old-style SAT while bombed out of their gourd.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ick

Well I’d fail that then.

by softbatch on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't say DID pull, I said capable of it. ;)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't know anything about that.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Good win for your guys...

and FSU’s Michael Snear bombing Duke’s 45 game home win streak at the buzzer was pretty special too.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Forgot this was on just plain old Fox instead of FSC.

Since when does ManU wear blue?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

3rd. kit

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Did I just watch an entire episode of Good Eats

about mayonnaise? I can’t still be drunk, can I?

by hammer1649 on Jan 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

Got any recommendations

for a good decontamination? I have to meet the gf’s parents today, and it would be nice to not make my usual shitty impression.

by hammer1649 on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

From your parents' generation's perspective, free of charge:

You can stay on my lawn for a bit to listen.

Take a shower. Wash your hair.

Wear clean clothes. Don’t have to dress up, but don’t look ratty.

Firm handshake for Dad. Don’t be limp; nobody likes a limp handshake.

“Yes sir,” and “Yes m’am,” still work OK.

Don’t try too hard for humor. Plenty of time down the road for them to discover your “quirky” sense of humor.

If you can afford it, offer to pay any tab. Dad will refuse to let you, and you can gracefully back down: “Are you sure? Well, OK, thanks!”

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I am not team mayo by any means

but homemade mayo / aoli is great once in a while.

by softbatch on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i could watch good eats about anything, though.

he makes it interesting.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

but an entire episode about mayonnaise was… rough

by hammer1649 on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

semi-rightly so, too

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Analogy time

My thoughts on Alton’s homebrew episode is roughly equivalent to Bill James’s comments on Halberstam’s Summer of ’49.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That bad?

He should have gotten someone who knew about homebrewing to watch it first?

by hammer1649 on Jan 22, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He confused some terms

and did some stuff that caused most homebrewers to cringe from a sanitation perspective.

I learned and have taught that the 4 most important factors in homebrewing are:

1. Sanitation
2. Sanitation
3. Patience
4. Sanitation

Honestly, that is overdoing the cleaning (at the homebrew level), but, especially for newbies, better to overdue it, so they dont miss anything important.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And the fact he screwed up sanitation is so odd.

The guy wears throwaway gloves any time he deals with raw chicken.

by softbatch on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot

5. Sanitation

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, step 5 is "never use an airlock on primary"

Some people say you arent a real homebrewer until you have had to mop your ceiling, but I say that sucks and avoid it.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Barf

If mayonnaise is hidden, in small amounts, which a bunch of other things, I can do OK with it. But, I can barely bring myself to open up a jar in order to spread some on my sandwich.

It’s for this reason I don’t like ranch salad dressing. It just tastes like putting slightly different mayonnaise on a salad.

by Synaesthesia on Jan 22, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I could have watched the City / Tottenham game.

It sounds like the second half was great. I’m sorry Balotelli had step on someone or whatever it was he apparently did; he’s much more fun when he’s crazy but not an asshole to others.

by softbatch on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 PM EST reply actions  

I love Balotelli

he’s like the real Honey Badger

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

His off-field goofy stuff can happen without him being a dick on the field.

He was on good behavior this fall. Lately though he has been butthurt so much.

by softbatch on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm guessing his ankle has something to do with that.

If everything is perfect, he’s happy as can be. If one little tiny thing is wrong, out comes the dumbassery. I imagine he’ll be okay, though; for whatever reason he likes Mancini for now.

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I fucking love Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

My favorite from him:

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

by hammer1649 on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

"If you have legs and are flammable, you are never blocking the fire escape"

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

GOOD MORNING YOU

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ello ello

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Word. my fave too

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That is like @SteveMartinToGo
Never too busy to help others, I take time from my vacation to spend quality hours with St. Barth’s village idiot. http://say.ly/jdJ1glH

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Since I'm a comedian everybody asks me if I can write a funny script.

That’s like asking a chef, “Hey, can you farm?”

This attitude may or may not have played into the failure of his NBC series, that was replaced by Seinfeld.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Holy shit, Arsenal.

Up to your usual “spectacular setup for an impossible-to-miss chance that you somehow miss anyway” tricks, I see.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM EST reply actions  

Today is awful.

I can’t see straight. It’s like I’m totally shithoused, except I didn’t drunj last night.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

Sounds like you need a stiff drink, there jonf.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a handful of percocet.

My back is a spasm. No, I don’t mean in one place, I mean the whole damned thing.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

In those cases, demerol has been berry berry god to me.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to experience the day

demerol will only allow me to experience the fevered untangling of my subconscious.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

ew yuck

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR FOR ME.

/vibrates

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

vibrates huh?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Once again, wont fill 3 hours.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, it might, depending on recovery time.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay folks,

gonna do my reading for class tomorrow, then the afternoon games. peace, suckas!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

Slept on couch.

Woke up at 845.
Went to grocery Store.
Got out some birthday present to send elsewhere.
WHAT THE SHIT am I supposed to do for 3 hours?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

For 3hrs? That's Charlie Sheen

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean it's an option, but what am I going to do for the other 2 hours and 50 minutes?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

go tell someone..."I'll be right there"

then spend the time putting on clothes/makeup/shoes

/memories of last gf linger

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

oh noes, wha happan?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

you watching hockey?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON.

Well, not super soon. Watching the end of soccer, then running one errand, then hockey.

Unless it’s 3-0, in which case I won’t be watching the game.

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

well its 1-0 pens now.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hockey on NBC

It’s Pittsburgh vs Washington, so I guess you can root for the meteor

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow...just read about JoPa

this is a sad day in college football… too many years have passed with him as an icon in this sport to imagine the day when he no longer with us

wish I could make the background to this post black in his honor

despite his tumble from greatness he will always remain one of the big men in our sport

now go tell God how to run his offense JoPa

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by BoKno on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Shower -> lunch -> football.

Back for the late night shift, probably.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 PM EST reply actions  

Wake up, do some laundry

Wonder if JoePa made it through the night. See the headlines. Turn on the TV.

And it’s fucking Rinaldi.

by Salt on Jan 22, 2012 12:55 PM EST reply actions  

Question that has come up elsewhere:

Is it an NCAA recruiting violation to provide a prospect with tutoring (specifically SAT-coaching):

A. before he signs an LOI?
B. after he signs an LOI?

I assume yes on the first, but less clear on B.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 12:59 PM EST reply actions  

I would presume yes,

but that’s only because I tend to err on the side of “Never give recruits anything that seems even a little bit possibly maybe against the rules, because it probably is.”

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The thing is, they can get tutoring once they start school.

And apparently the school can help them find jobs before that (after LOI), so I thought maybe tutoring could start as soon as they sign.

But who knows?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You would think that there would be a coach who had posed this to a compliance department,

to see if it were possible

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys, I can feel my toes again!

(For context: I was doing commentary for a high school hockey outdoor event yesterday in St Louis. It was 25 degrees, with a bad wind chill as the night progressed. After it was done, all the bourbon? ALL THE BOURBON.

Well, that, and Mizzou bounceyhoops has its highest ranking in my lifetime.)

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

Just FYI, if you really want to be grossed out

Take the keys off your keyboard and look at what’s under there. I’d post a picture of mine, but OH GOD THE HAIR AND BUG PARTS AND BITS OF FOOD AND…

I didn’t plan on doing this, just thought I’d wipe the keyboard down, and one OCD moment led to another and now I think I might be sick…

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

i really need to clean my keyboard and i assume it's even worse because i have long hair.

i don’t know if i can pop the keys off without breaking it? i tried once before and the results didn’t look good

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I constantly clean my work keyboard.

I’m afraid of the home laptop cleanliness and i would rather just remain somewhat unassuming

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Canned air + inverting KB over trash can = good enough.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Given the electronics inside, that seems like a bad idea.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

My BIL did avionics in the USAF

He said they washed keyboards and such in hot soapy water all the time. The key is a good rinsing and to let dry for a couple of days to make SURE the water is all gone. I did this with a TV remote with sticky keys once; took the batteries out, soaked it in a bowl of hot soapy water for a few hours, rinsed, let dry for three days. Good as new.

The key is to LET DRY.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummm...

I have been exposed to German pornography, too, but that doesn’t mean following their example is a good idea.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea where he would have gotten German pornography!

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I had that happen with my 5 year old work keyboard

I’m pretty sure my predecessors were hair-creatures that liked to eat sandwiches over their keyboard

Twitter

by emc503 on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

women

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to sneak in a game of Ultimate before NFLAIDS.

Later, gents (and ladies).

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

Le Sigh. I guess I should go clean prior to NFLAIDS as well.

This day DOES remind me of 2007 though and I’m kinda sad on the inside.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:22 PM EST reply actions  

NFLAIDS or college hooptyball game (EN VIVO) against our biggest rival?

Well, that was a stupid question

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

I will end you.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

OOOH EGG HIM ON SOME MORE

sorry i’m not sorry for the terrible pun

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Another pun thread?

Yolk can’t be fucking serious.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

White not?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Now we have Green eggs and Ham

Imma bring the ham

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73

I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't need to walk on eggshells around here, you know.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to say it

Malkin is the best player in hockey. He cares more than Ovechkin, is more imposing than Crosby. He’s nearly as offensively gifted as both of them and plays way better defense.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 PM EST reply actions  

Malkin's raised his game a ton this year.

The last two years he’s been either hurt or dis-interested. This season he’s doing a ridiculous Mario impression with his play.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The Caps are losing 2-0 and don't seem to really care,

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that's the biggest myth in hockey

A team takes on the personality of it’s coach. At the NHL level the only value of a coach is to motivate his players

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Because neither coach was a good hire

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

At the time, Boudreau was.

The problems run deeper than that, though (in other news: Ted better blog pretty damn hard).

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Task master coaches always have a short shelf life in the NHL

Hockey players are quirky, superstitious, wierdos. They don’t like rigid structure, because their need for repetition provides that structure without it being forced.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Boudreau isn't really much of a taskmaster, ass out of head moment aside.

I don’t know enough about Hunter’s coaching style to say whether or not he is, though.

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Most Junior hockey coaches are

They have to be, because they’re dealing with teenagers.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Not going to argue with that.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You spelled Pavel Datsyuk wrong.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Datsyuk does not scare me as an opponent

He has no glaring weaknesses, but he doesn’t do anything transcendent either. He’s definitely in the top 5 but he’s a step below Crosby (when healthy), Ovechkin, and Malkin

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

My roommate appears to be cooking 80 gorillion pounds of bacon and eggs.

Awesome.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:32 PM EST reply actions  

All the bacon and eggs you have?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

please to share?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds.....delicious.

i made ramen, despite just having gone grocery shopping…..i wanted ramen this morning.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

A challenger appears

Smoked salmon omelette!

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Disagree

I’m not a big fan of salmon. I like it grilled with my dad’s apricot glaze, but that’s about it

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend catches them, and he smokes a fair amount.

I don’t know how he does it, but it’s delicious

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I think cold smoked

He built his smoke house old-country style (he’s from Hungary too)

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

How many papers does it take to smoke a salmon?

Or does he use a bowl?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Water pipe, dude-

they’re creatures from the sea, after all

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey - what would you recommend for an "all purpose" at-home knife for the kitchen?

Brand-wise, I mean…

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Global is the best but Wustroff probably provides the best value

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

For what you can get at a decent price without a specialty store in the States

Wusthoff or Henckels, with Wusthoff getting the nod. Cutco isn’t bad either.

/misses Japanese knife stores

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a full set of Global knives at home and I love it

They were expensive as hell, but hey, it’s a work expense, right

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear good things about Global, never used one.

And you don’t ever have to justify the expense of knives to me. You can cut corners and get cheap stuff in the kitchen in a lot of things. Knives are not one of those things. We’ve got 2 custom pair of knives IE special ordered in Japan, and love them.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It does look nice. I'll check them out.

These our ours. You can’t see it in the pic, but it’s got our name engraved in Japanese on the blade. I love the octagonal handles. IE’s pride and joy.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wonderfully so.

We’ve had good knives in the past, but I reach for these every time I need a knife. Unless I’m cutting bread.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it's because I rarely slice tomatoes but instead dice them

But do people actually spend a hundred bucks on tomato knives?

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, people are stupid, so yes.

But you can slice a tomato with a pretty cheap knife, as long as you’re patient.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You run a bar

Are you questioning the ability of people to spend ridiculous amounts of money on over-hyped products?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know.

Unless you’re a specialist, you can pretty much get away with 4 good knives. The two I have above, a good paring knife, and a good bread knife.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

If I did a lot of work with fish, I’d need some different things. And like actual chefs like you or something. But for every day kitchen in the home? We have more knives, but that’s not out of necessity, that’s out of not wanting to wash them 5 times to cook one meal.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a random hodge-podge of knives, given to me as various housewarming/"oh my God, you're graduating" gifts.

Haven’t had the funds to buy nice ones/needed other kitchen things first, but now I have the weekend and gift cards and “20% off anything in the store” coupons, so I’m goin’ buying!

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd go with Wusthof for your purposes

You can get the classic 7 piece set of Wusthof knives for about 3 hundred bucks or so. You would get 3 knives from Global for that

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I've been looking at-

and thanks!

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you sir!

Christmas gift cards gettin’ spent today!

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Good *checks clock* afternoon?

I should do something, but I am already in my pajamas.

/three hours of time lost to other parts of the Internet

by Narrow Right on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

Ovie is not used to that

He’s used to being the biggest, strongest guy on the ice. He just took a full speed run at Orpik and ended up on his ass

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

on NBC?

Why?

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

I found a stream of the game on nbcsports.com

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Miami...basketball?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

srsly

They do have a great coach now, though

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

RABBLE GABBLE RICK BARRY BLAH BLAH

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A

Blargh.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

Blargh?

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that is a what?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

otter

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Otter!

I luvs otters

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

this goes here


BAWWW OTTERS IN LOVE

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

bawwwwww is so right

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This is my favorite- "Oh noes! Otter"

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

soooo cute

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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

My GF has ferrets-

they’re also extremely cute

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh, ferrets

Strangest subway experience I’ve ever had was seeing a man do all he can to keep his unleashed ferret from squirming away on the Moscow Metro.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

But, but, but

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Crows can love too.

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ROADKILL

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

IE's not feeling well, so we skipped church and I and the kids just got up.

Saw the news about JoePa, no way to feel about that but “blargh”. Decided last night to cut ties with OFD, so “blargh”. Need coffee, so “blargh”.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Feel better IE!

Drink coffee KG!

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

this oddly scarifying.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOP

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Ten Big Ten MBB teams have 2, 3, or 4 losses.

Were we going with the “strong from top to (almost) bottom” or the “they beat each other up so they can’t be any good PAAAAWWWWLLLL!” argument?

…and a fight almost broke out between Penn State and Indiana players.

by Narrow Right on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM EST reply actions  

...over the last bottle of ranch?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thassa rec right there

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by darthbubba on Jan 22, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

NDNation sez:

Instead of wearing the Shirt to home football games, male students should wear suits.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

Navy blue blazer with gold buttons?

It is 1966, after all.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/in before...

“Hey, why are women even allowed at these games?!”

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that

Not just to football games. The exact quote was “Adult men should wear suits in public”

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

And powdered wigs. And tricorners.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MMMMMMYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

Teh Tweeterizer
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by alex henery's foot on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Now this

I like.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder what's like to live your entire life in 1958.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lulz
“The moral fiber in America is dwindling away,” Mr. Williams says. “It’s pajamas today; what is it going to be tomorrow? Walking around in your underwear?”

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

God help him if he ever goes to the beach.

He’ll implode into a giant black hole of self-righteousness.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, of course

When did people stop wearing suits in public, the early 1960s? Seems like it happened pretty abruptly

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I mean, sweatpants do look sloppy

but I’m not sure that means that the moral fiber of America is decaying, Wall Street Journal.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/baby boomer raises hand

Right here. If there’s something good that existed when we were kids, we pretty much destroyed it.

Then we went after our kids’ fun, so that they had to wear bicycle helmets on a tricycle and outlawed lawn darts.

We’ll be dead soon. Maybe you guys can make life fun again.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly I'm working on

and my parents never required me to wear bike helmets or knee pads. Its the people between You and Me that effed everything up

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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Bike helmet, yes.

Knee pads, no. Skin grows back, massive head injuries not so much.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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ooooooooooooh, I loved Lawn Darts!

Ah, the good ole days, when stupid people were allowed to take responsibility for their own stupidity. And if it ended up with them in the Emergency room, so be it.

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Other Article by Elizabeth Holmes

“How to survive a 15 hour flight”
“Snooki makes a Splash on Home Shopping Network”
“Getting your Holiday Shopping Done Before Halloween”

She’s not exactly a respected writer. How she’s employed at the WSJ, I’ll never know. It must be the Newscorp influence.

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

15 hours?

Most people can’t survive a 45 minute flight.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

They have flights that short?

Anything under 8 hours and you’re not really flying.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not quite sure I understand the purpose.

Unless it’s to connect to another flight, you should just walk and save the effort of going through security.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This also

From car to plane in 20 minutes if not checking a bag

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, true.

I haven’t been in a podunk airport since college.

/not counting Farah Air Field

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ummmm I routinely find security more deficient at smaller airports.

SA has the benefit of lots of travel through due to military. Parent’s airport its like TSA forgets it can open more than one gate during the holidays

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Security wasn't an issue at Farah

considering every one of us was packing heat, some in multiple calibers.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i bet you dressed pretty too

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

WE ALL MATCHED!!!

and you should have seen my boots, girlfriend!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you saying this reminds me of my Thursday night.

Friends birthday (where I think they ended up at the Shoe Show) myself, my friend, and two of her friends all ended up in basically the same colored shirt, just different styles. It was odd. and scared me.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

you say that and we were all in aqua teal.

Best part for me was that my shirt is 3 years old.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

See! Fashion has gone too mainstream. These colors are always out there

but then, inexplicably you start to see one EVERYWHERE for a season, and then you have to stop wearing it, or else match half the people out.

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Coming home was great for a lot of reasons, obviously.

One of which was finally being able to wear something other than ACU’s.

That’s funny though.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Chicago to St. Louis isn't even an hour.

/eats sbarro
//gets up to go to bathroom
///eats cinnabon
////gets up to go to bathroom

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Chicago to Madison or Minneapolis to La Crosse literally never get to the appropriate altitude to use electronic devices

They’re both in the air about 30 minutes

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Might as well drive.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Perhaps. You still have to park your car at the airport, and it's almost 3 hours when you factor in security and everything.

But I guess I’m jaded by trans-pacific flights.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on the airport

I can make it from parking to my gate in 25 minutes at the Savannah airport, as long as I’m not checking a bag- 35 if I’m checking a bag

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhh sounds like San Antonio, except parking to gate (once parked) is like 5 minutes

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to park in the poors lot at Savannah/Hilton Head Island Airport.

Also have to walk past all the private jet parking to get to my commercial flights

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't let Boozy taunt you like that!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Boozy has a private jet at SAV?

/plots to become meatspace friends with Boozy

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

HE KNOWS PEOPLE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Mobile: from our "designated parking spot" to the gate in 15 minutes.

And that includes stopping to ask the security people how their families are.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

you make me giggle and hate you all at the same time

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't figure for it to be a big place.

but I did laugh upon reading your post. and shake my head incredulously at the same time.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

But what about customs and immigration?

/is joking, but again, I don’t generally fly domestically.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/sees Bob Genghiskhan board flight

//carries threeve toddlers onto plane

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The boyfriend apologized to me about what happened last night

I win. For now

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Did I miss something important?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It was...interesting.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Here's my post from last night

We were talking about going to the bar. She goes I don’t want to. He goes no you should. She said no. He goes fine don’t
She says I am because I don’t trust you. So we go to the bar. She is bitching about everything. Literally. Finally after an hour she says, I wish I didn’t come. I said me too. So she started crying but I didn’t know why because she gets pissed at everything. Turns out it was because she heard me. Now he’s mad at me, she’s mad at me too. He won’t talk to me because I ruined his night.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It had to be done

The seething rage could only be kept under wraps for so long. Just be glad something less easy to take back didn’t find it’s way out.

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellbeast sounds like a miserable person.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd think someone named hellbeast would have a sunnier disposition

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

exactly

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot my /joemorgan.jpg

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep thinking he must be exaggerating about how horrible she is.

And then he tells us another thing she’s done, and I decide he’s actually downplaying it.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the sad commentary:

From my experiences dealing with daughter’s various possi of morons, Hellbeast is at worst a typical college-aged female in 2012.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

no.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure he meant present company excluded

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not exaggerating:

There is exactly one 20-ish female that’s ever set foot in this house that isn’t an entitled attention-whoring psycho.

The sane college aged females, of which there are certainly a decent number, are still a painful minority. Being a same college aged female, you probably don’t see it — because you almost certainly tend to surround yourself with other sane college aged females.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Would this be the same personality traits that cause all the self-shots in mirrors & poses?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

DUCKFACE!!!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I read something interesting about how unlike the women that tend to get into porn, stripping, etc

The women that do all the posing & self shots are usually from stable, happyish suburban households.

They were trying to figure out why so many did that.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

We, if we'd had digital cameras and the internet in 1981

there’d have been thirty billion of the exact same pictures out there, only with big hair and leg warmers.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

And a whole bunch of tattoos of 80s band lyrics

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Unfortunately, I could ask my 27 year old sister.....sigh.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

She was doing so well in her facebook pics up until last week.

I had low opinions of her friends, but no duckface by her. And then….

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh noes.

I don’t do duckface…I think…I HOPE, but selfportraits ALL THE DAMN TIME. Mainly because there’s no one else to do and the people who could I don’t trust

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but you don't do it posing in front of a bathroom mirror, do you?

Then proceed to post it online.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

nooooooooooooooo never...that's not what's going on in avi at all.....

(seriously where else is there lighting as good as in the bathroom or a big enough mirror)

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

better than dressing room lighting

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah but look how good I look in my avi!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice new picture, by the way.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

thank ye

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe.

Depends. No shadows would make the image ‘flat’ but I can think of some good ways to get images that look good with bathroom lighting.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

There's nothing wrong with having pics of yourself.

There’s everything wrong with stupid faces

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

From the stories you've told about your daughter

she doesn’t hang around sane college-age females.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Precisely.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Really, the sad truth

is that my daughter, who I of course love dearly, can be just as bad as Hellbeast sometimes.

/failure

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Darlin', ain't NOBODY here "typical".

Never take a generality directed at the populace at large personally here.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually, I'd say we're all typical...

of EDSBS commentors. We have our type: eclectic in taste, experience, age, gender, everything. “Typical” is a matter of relevance.

/Has no clue what I just said, was only trying to make myself sound a lot smarter than I really am.
//Which is also typical of most of us here, probably.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

someone on here posted a link to a website that automatically generates academic speech

I can’t find the site now, and was going to have an academic response to share.

womp womp…

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

/checks spreadsheet

yep, you’re right.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

"Spreadsheet"?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Alli put together a spreadsheet of EDSBS commenters and GPA's.

Someone can link it. It’s pseudo-anonymous and voluntary, of course.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We're all a bunch of damn geniuses.

Here.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

GPA is not reflective of anything!

/curses 1.0 first semester of freshman year

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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I tend to agree.

/cruises on awesome freshman/sophomore grades

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

yes because standardized tests are infallible indicators of knowledge

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why everyone uses them right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely not indicators of knowledge.

Arguably decent indicators of intelligence.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Basically to test my assumption that EDSBS is an incredibly intelligent community.

Of course, the spreadsheet is biased because people who would be embarrassed about much lower scores probably wouldn’t choose to fill it out at all, but I have a feeling that’s not too many of us.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly don't remember my GPA or ACT scores really

I know my GPA wasn’t great cause some classes I was “Fuck this shit” & landed a C or D

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

OT

Just sent you a twitter DM regarding that spreadsheet

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Gracias.

I refuse to sign out of gchat so I closed the spreadsheet. Did that fix it?

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ignore the bodies in allicolls' basement.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a pretty creepy basement, I'll be honest.

And it’s at the bottom of what I like to refer to as my “abortion stairs.” And there are actually bloodstains at the bottom of the stairs from my friend drunkenly sleepwalking outside and faceplanting down the stairs and busting his head open on a rusty paint can at the bottom.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

stupid talls.

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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

not literally stupid, but the height thing really sold me out

/whines about being short some more

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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah the height and SCHOOL didn't see me out at ALL

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I should have just made shit up

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, the school thing and the married/kids thing, and the fact

that apparently MY high school is the ONLY ONE IN THE COUNTRY that had a GPA on a different numbering system

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

and that your husband calls you out

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

HUGZ!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

tails?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the getting laid column

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Talls.

The Talls. The Shorts. etc.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Naw mine would be more like an air raid siren that switches over to Gregorian Chant

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it's not like you can't figure out that #26 is me.

Let’s see, ND, right after #25, who is an ND female…hmm…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

GPAs?

Gadz, I’d have to ask WVU to break out the cuneiform tables to get my GPA.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

yeah, I had to check my transcript, which, thanks to my military training,

I have all my important Docs in a binder so I can easily grab it should I have to flee the country in a few minutes notice

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/AFN commercial'd

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

once upon a time, the State department called you to tell you you had 24 hours to get out.

whatever happened to common courtesy?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

well, depends on whether or not national disasters are involved

That’s usually what we trained for.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the State Department wouldn't bother with us

since we’re military.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

probs. even if you were attached in indo or something?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yeah, that'd be different.

In Japan we were part of a mil command. If we were embassy staff, then yeah.

/SOON
//well, a few years, but SOON

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Found it!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Ah you had perfect attendance.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Behavior problems in homeroom, I see.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You got a D in Sumerian?

My hi-fi is waiting
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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i know none like hellbeast.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Still not talking to you?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. PITS went out with the Hellbeast and BF. She didn't want to go but insisted because she doesn't trust BF.

Somehow, it is PITS fault when she overhears a comment. All to the shitcrapper immediately, no waiting no logic all emotion.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you tell him it was all HIS fucking fault for being a milquetoast?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Good afternoon, everyone

and after looking at the thread, Jesus Christ were you people busy last night.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

OFF-SEASON FORRRRRMMMM PAAAWWLLLL

Also, spill beans on TV personalities. How’d it go?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, yes, how did it go?

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Wants to meet for a drink sometime soon

And she wants to cover the charity basketball game I’m trying to put together (assuming myself and the other organizers pull it off).
Didn’t make any sudden moves last night, because we were both with our respective groups of friends, and Brothers is deafeningly loud, and I was already kinda drunk and didn’t want to screw things up.
Oh, and the ’Backer was waiting.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice. I did get the Backer msg.

IE was confused…I was a little too, but I knew it meant you were at the Backer and alcohol was involved.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

it's left over from when there was autocomplete on phones for texting

‘backer’ can auto-complete to ‘cables’. Hence for a number of years, ND students would get texts saying ‘meet us at cables!’ and be somewhat confused for a few moments.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

See, when I was at ND, we didn’t have these things called “cellphones”

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

KG at ND:

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OPERATOR CAN YOU CONNECT ME WITH 1337 PLEASE

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

1 ringy dingy, 2 ringy dingy

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/20-minute voicemail from father doyle

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Wel.Come. To DART.

Peee-poooo. I’m. Sorry. That. CLASS. Is not available.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

OH GOD

DART

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhh registering by phone!

We still had that back in 2002!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

QUIET YOUNGSTER

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I never had to deal with that at Auburn, thankfully.

Computer registration was already in place when I started as a freshman in 2000.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

We had that too, but I guess some of the people who weren't on campus still had to do phone registration?

I always registered via our dos-prompt bs

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

We were already fancy with entering class numbers into a blank field on the web page

Or be selecting “add” in the online catalog.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhh mr. fancy pants

/sarcasm font

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YOU DAMN KIDS

I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL STAND IN LINE WAITING TO FILL OUT FORMS ON PAPER

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So say we all!

Though admittedly, when I went to WfnVU we stood in lines to get a punch card, which we added to our stack and then turned in as a bundle for registration. Coloring in the circles on forms with a #2 pencil came the next semester.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

My first several years had the punch cards in the fieldhouse.

You tried to time your visit so the lines were not that bad. No air conditioning in August in river valley in KS, not pleasant. Spring registration wasn’t bad.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

We had TEX

I’m of the last generation that did physical adds and drops at the Erwin Center!

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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

We still did on-paper, in the registrar's office registration and drop/adds in 2007

Probably still happens at Kenyon now, but you’d have to ask Illusions about that

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Up till this semester, yep

we finally did an online thing for spring ’12 classes, which I totally bypassed by getting permission from each professor beforehand. Add/drop after the fact is still all-paper, though.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

almost everything has been online my entire time at michigan.

if you add/drop/pass/fail after the 3rd week of the semester you have to go in person

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhh we did that too

and having to change syllabus year the semester your graduating because the school of engineering is stupid and required me to take statistics to graduate

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/also from Brother. Jerome. Meyer.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a bad person, but I can't remember my rector's name. I can see his face,

but I want to say Father Joe? I don’t know.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

how about the rector at Pasquerilla?

what did that guy look like?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well.

I think he graduated from Purdue.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You had to tell your friends where you were going

And you had to stick to the plan

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

This was very much how Kenyon was my first three years

Due to absolutely no cell phone service. It was actually quite nice

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep-

but you probably had more issues with that than we did- being as ND has 8K undergrads, and we had 1700

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really, you tell enough people your plan and it somehow found it's way to everyone

I was never really all that big on house parties unless I was hosting, so I didn’t mind hanging out at the bar until the people that didn’t get the message showed up and then deciding what to do.

We also had a set hierachy of bars. “Bookmakers is my spot, but if I’m not there, try Corbys, as a last resort, I might be at Finny’s or the Boat.”

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhh we had that it was called "if I'm not in the lab I'm at the Grotto"

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yes and it was in a basement

under a flower shop, on a corner of campus and it REEKED. Like every girl had a pair of grotto jeans. You washed them maybe once or twice a week because they were just going to reek no matter what.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Not quite like our Grotto.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

People never believe you when you say that no matter what hour of the night you can find someone praying there

Until you go there at 3 in the morning and there’s two little old ladies lighting candles

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Truf.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

so you've met my grandmother?

she bites.

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yeah, state public school.

My catholic geologist friend is a HOOT though

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Cell phone service on campus at W&M was spotty as well.

Apparently the really old buildings tended to kill reception. There were usually spots in the stairwells where you could get good reception, but it required being in the stairwell where people could hear you or see you have emotional breakdowns.

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by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, we didn't even have it outdoors, except for like one spot.

Then, Verizon added a signal booster of some sort to the water tower, and you could get service if you had Verizon, but it was still shoddy in most the buildings

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It also led to a lot more mystery when someone didn't show up

You didn’t really worry like people do now when they can’t get in touch with you. You just say “He must have meet a girl” and hope you get to hear the story in the morning.

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

We just assumed they were in the county lockup.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

SBPD takes crackdowns very, very literally.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Backer doesn't really have an issue with that, as far as I know

But Boat Club back in the day. Or Madison Oyster nowadays? Yeah.

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YES. THIS

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year doing research for a paper I found a fascinating article that talked about how cellphones/texting

in Japan have completely changed the concept of time, in pretty much the exact way you describe.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

People have no qualms about being late for a social function anymore, since they can just text you to tell you they're running late.

As a result, those of us who tend to be punctual spend a bunch of time either trying to guess how late our friends will be, or sitting at the bar/restaurant/wherever alone playing Angry Birds.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/kermitnodding.gif

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I am always 15 minutes early to everything.

keeps the underlings on their toes.

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if i'm on time, i'm late.

Cellphones making people selfish.

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my boss compliments me on it. says it's a nifty skill

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I get pissy if someoen calls a meeting, I show up, they aren't there.

I leave after 3 minutes because I have better shit to do than wait on someone who is late for their own gotdamned meeting.

I also call people to harass them when they are late for things I set up and don’t tell me they are running late. My time is NOT less important than yours. whargrrbls

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Military family agrees.

If we’re not going to be 5 minutes early, then we’re not going.
/sigh….

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

IF YOU'RE NOT 5 MINUTES EARLY, YOU'RE ALREADY LATE

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Professor of Military Science at Auburn when I commissioned beat three things into our heads

1) Right place
2) Right time
3) Right uniform

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

Also, my mom is a chronically late person. Growing up, it was not uncommon for me to wait over an hour for her to pick me up from school. I grew up vowing never to be like that.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

What about island time, brah?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

in texas i want to yell at people to just get on the outer/frontage road

oh no i DO yell at them

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

All the 55-mph-in-the-left-lane drivers?

All the 55-mph-in-the-left-lane drivers.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

What's worst?

Island time, Inshalla, or Manana?

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

what's manana in Italian?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Italians stretch it to "Two Weeks"

And probably that.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

that’s essentially it. Which is huge for a country that builds it’s entire social system on politeness and consideration of others’ time. It’s really had a major affect on how Japanese behave, in exactly the same way you mentioned.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I can believe it.

I personally think it’s incredibly disrespectful to be more than about 5 minutes late, but the rest of the world apparently thinks it’s not cool to be on time.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck the rest of the world

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

15 minutes in the city because heaven knows something could have happened

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's as though if you're on time, you must not be that cool because that must be the only thing you have to do.

If you’re 15 minutes late, you’re obviously awesome because you had some mysterious prior engagement that made you late. Or something.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

PPL R THE DUMZ

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

There's reasonable exceptions for traffic and/or train issues.

But just because someone says that doesn’t mean they really had those issues. Also, in a city like Tokyo or something, the trains run constantly. You have a nifty internet capable cellphone, you can check the schedules, but you don’t really need to, because they’re never more than 10 min apart. Leave early enough that you catch it, stupid.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The time for me depends on the situation.

For instance you could leave an hour early, but if you’re driving, and we’re in a place like Hawaii where traffic is incredibly awful and unpredictable, I give more leeway because I also don’t believe in texting while driving. In a place (Japan) where even buses are in general reliably on time, you’d better just plan right!

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point.

But in Mobile, and even moreso in the 2 college towns I’ve lived in, anywhere I’m going is probably about 15 minutes away, max.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely. When I am visiting family, who live in rural Virginia, my

expectations are different. There is not likely to be a 40 minute wait in traffic which normally flows in 5 minutes

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

where in VA?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

OOhhhhhhhhh

buena vista. I know it well. I know it well.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You know Byoona Vistar?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm from just over the mountain

I drive through it every time I go to/from school. The sign of “XXXX people, 3 old grouches,” the hillside that used to hold the giant concrete president heads, the charlie manuel sign. I know Buena Vista.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA yes, yes you do.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

They are (NOW) so proud of Chalie Manuel.

Man I hate that city. Now Lexington, though only 6 miles away, is COMPLETELY different, and awesome. And I completely attribute it to having colleges within the city.

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if one of them IS VMI.

/lol

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

lol "college"

is that what they call the camps in North Dakota as well?

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I've never spent much time in Lexington

except for when I was little. We used to go to a muscial about Stonewall Jackson, called “Stonewall Country”

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it at that big outdoor theater?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

the lime kiln

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that one.

I have a good friend (best man at our wedding) who worked there for a bit.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh lord.

How much Backersludge is on your clothes today?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

very little

the snow washed the sludge from the shoes, and I didn’t touch any of the walls. Definitely have to wash the jeans, of course.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU ARSENAL, FUCK YOU ARSENE WENGER

FUCK YOU FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS OF MISERY , FUCK YOU FOR BEING CHEAP ON THE TRANSFER MARKET WHILE MY SEASON TICKETS ARE UN-GODLY EXPENSIVE, FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

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You seem displeased with something.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Just a bit,

drinking helps

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Is this Nick Petrilli in disguise?

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Surprisingly needs more fucks

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JC001.JPG

reccity reccity reccity reccity reccing my self over and over

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by alex henery's foot on Jan 22, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

RIP Joe Paterno

Also hey guys & grats to Arkansas for beating Michigan yesterday. Great game.

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Hey! We've missed you!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks KG! I've been busy doing other things and avoiding Bama fans.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Good plan.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

While I'm on here, anyone else hoping we get Harbaugh vs. Harbaugh in the Super Bowl?

“I may go to the SB my first year. This NFL thing ain’t so tough”

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

harbaugh vs harbaugh

and i keep picturing this

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by alex henery's foot on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I want the Ravens to lose

other than that, don’t really care

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind seeing the Giants lose

so NDNation’s Coughlin-boner would subside.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

So their Harbaugh boner can begin anew?

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured they'd just go back to Ferentz boner.

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They have boners for success.

Anywhere, anytime.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

SUCH MANSOME AND TRADITIONAL LOSSES TO NORTHWESTERN.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

like during the weis era?

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And how was your 200X season, Nebraska?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Who would you like to get his first ring?

Alex Smith…

…or Chad Johnson.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

myheadisfuclloffuck.jpg

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by alex henery's foot on Jan 22, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't really like any of the locales remaining in the playoffs

I guess I want the Ravens to win, since Ravens are cool and all, also there’s a lot of delicious Chesapeake Bay blue crab around in Baltimore

by Synaesthesia on Jan 22, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NEIN

Those thieving bastards should be destroyed, and the ground of the stadium salted

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Don't hate the city

hate the Modell.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I have room enough in my black pit for hate for both

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Wait, this is Baltimore we're talking about.

Carry on.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm rooting for the 49ers in the NFC and I guess the Ravens in AFC

I mean Mallett is on the Patriots but he doesn’t actually play.

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SO SAY WE ALL

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My other co-worker (a Bammer) didn’t like it when I said that I hated the Pats because of their obnoxious fans, who overhype every little success of the team…they’re like the Alabama of the NFL!

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hey, reuben sandwich!

I want you inside me.

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BAD VISUAL

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There's a bar in my old neighborhood that serves duck reubens.

Om nom nom nom nom.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

what? really? this sounds so yummy.

Also, Atlanta midtown/GaTech cuban place I miss you RIGHT NOW

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

i guess that’s ok since I"m in texas

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Here

is linky.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhh a sausage plate

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O.M.G.

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WOOP

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

DAT

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

awwww just tell the kiddos to be quiet and have KG make you coffee?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Done and done.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You're so smart

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Rome?

The fuck you doing on my CBS

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

BUT WHY.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I mean money is the easy response right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why Rome would do it.

I think the question is why would CBS make the offer?

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll be done at the WWL as of the 26th. of January

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

he's going to have a show on showtime

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe ESPN needs more time for Dan Lebatard's family

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Money would be a right answer there too

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Rome's not my favorite, and he could do with approximately 1000% less self-congratulatory masturbation

But he’s a good interviewer, and when he’s really being serious and straightforward he’s sharp.

Personally, I’m just glad to see ESPN losing another piece of talent.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Boomer, let's find a way to talk about TEBOW!

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST reply actions  

watching hockey avoids Boomer / tebow / insanity

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder what happens

If next year the Tebroncos go 0-16.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

INTERVIEWING THE ETRADE BABY

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Is that how the Caps Goalie pronounces his name, or is Doc being weird?

It’s spelled Neuvirth. I always thought it was NEW-VER-TH. But Doc keeps saying NOY-VAYR-TH

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

DIE CBS

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

oh lord god

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I think my brain automatically ignored that

Because I honestly do not remember it even occuring

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out why my Firefox keeps turning off my auto log-ins.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

Do you clear your private data regularly?

If you delete cookies, that’s why.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll go check my settings, thanks.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Must. Rec.

even if it does bring back memories of leg cramps.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Long ass flight in one position. LEG CRAMPS

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Wearing 60 lbs of gear. Yay.

Thankfully I never had a super long C-130 flight, just around AF.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Three hours was my longest C-130 flight.

And that was plenty long enough.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I had 2 hour flights at most.

And usually not full. The 141 from Kuwait to Bagram was the worst, though. Let’s give you airline seats on a military plane, but with 5 inches less legroom, and oh you have to put your ruck on your lap.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That would suck, I don't fit in airline seats anyway and 5" less legroom would require amputation.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Had a C-17 from Balad to Kuwait City.

I chose the side seat for ALL THE LEGROOM. Didn’t think about the reason I hate C-130 flights: the side facing seats can make me a bit airsick. Thankfully I’ve never been airsick to the point of puking, but it’s been close. That 3 hour C-130 flight was the worst. Kuwait City to Talil for a stop-over, and then to Balad. Two spiraling landings in May in Iraq in a C-130 that was completely stuffed. It was not pleasant.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, that's what I meant, C-17, not 141.

But yes. I don’t get motion sickness, so always tried to snag a side seat like that. But dang crew chief’s can get in the way of that.

Yes, I get you on the C-130’s. Did Kabul to Bagram to Masar E Sharif to some other place in the North to Herat. ALL day on a C-130? All day on a C-130.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

They pack that in there awfully tight

The one fat guy on the flight sits way to the side of the transport; pisses the pilot off by f’n with the balance

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

True.

Grandfather was a loadmaster on a C series. Can’t remember which.

Don’t have that on commercial flights. Makes flying a bit odd

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

So I will preface this by saying I know nothing about aviation.

But does one big person on a flight sitting off like that affect the weight balance so drastically? I would think that packing the checked luggage effectively would be the most important thing?

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Military folks who get the fees waived.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

this.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

international travelers still get bags free

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

and this.

Haven’t done a domestic flight in about 4 years, and that was one for a weekend trip, so don’t think I checked bags anyway.

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

some really basic mileage plus stuff also gets you free check in.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes though it depends on a lot of things

1. Size of aircraft. Big aircraft aren’t affected by one big person as much as say an ERJ-145 would be.
2. If there is a lot of checked bags, then yeah that matters more, and the ground crew handles where to place things based on weight. Weight location on an aircraft has a big impact on fuel consumption. So, Southwest probably cares about luggage more than most.
3. Depends on the size of the person/anomaly. 1 person out of 200 wont matter much but if the left side has 20 large people and the right doesn’t or, more difficultly, the back or front is dominated by higher weights, then yeah it has an impact

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Supposedly there was a flight to/from Las Vegas

with a bunch of coin collectors on it. They all wanted to sit in the safest area in case of a crash. The pilot had a hard time getting the nose down after take off due to the weight of the coins in the carry on luggage of the collectors who all sat in the back of the plane.

Don’t know if it is true or not.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god they are so happy about steven tyler

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

aaaaaaand mute

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

National anthem.

Yeee.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

Whoof

Also, stop cheering during the national anthem!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Correction

Stop cheering while some guy bludgeons the national anthem with a Buick that’s on fire.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/blackhawks fans explain to you how it's tradition and they've been doing it forever

since 2009

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Pedant alert!

Actually since a playoff series against Edmonton in the mid 1980s

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Unpossible.

Hockey was not invented until 2009.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Akin to college football

Which did not exist until Bear Bryant brought it with him from Mercury.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wouldn't have have brought it from Ursa Major?

Deducing the identity of the visitor from Ursa Minor is left as an exercise for the reader.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

WOOOO ROCKY INNER PLANETS NASHNUL CHAMPYUNS PAWWWLLLL.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/sings Rocky Top

//sings Rocky Top
///sings Rocky Top
////sings Rocky Top

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by Chris Pendley on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Old rock stars doing anthem. oh my.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

Aha!

Only 5 hours until the actual game start now.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

He looks like a cat lady from Boston.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

isn't he?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

dude looks like a lady.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Steven Tyler is murdering a cat out there.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

Murdering?

Not nearly strong enough of a word.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Another cat.

The first one is attached to his coat.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Steven Tyler in digital form

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

Steven Tyler the judge

Would bounce Steven Tyler the singer for that POS.

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No he wouldn't.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

A Ghost Rider sequel?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

Because the first one was awesome.

/rolls eyes

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Negative. Pattern is full

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It was mindless fun the first time around, too

And I’ll probably see it, as I love Ghost Rider, the character

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll watch it. I won't be proud but I'll watch it.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It was mindless, but it was not fun

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That movie is when I realized that Eva Mendes is smoking hot so it had that.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That is when you realized it?

Not Hitch? or Once Upon a Time in Mexico? or when she was completely butt naked in Training Day?

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

For some reason something in me was "She's overrated" then the switch got hit and damn

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

so very briefly in training day

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Roommate raises a fuss all weekend about watching the pats play

sets up in front of the tv 90 minutes early to watch it. leaves for his bedroom with 2 minutes before kickoff. wut?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

he got horny?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

he's got a girlfriend

i think he just likes to front.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

is gf there?

if not I maintain my prior stance

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he's back

next to me now

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

so i should quit talking about him?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

meh.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean he was only gone for 4 minutes maybe he just had to poo?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

STEVE TASKER!

My favorite nfl player to have been mentioned in a rap song.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

LETS GET IT ON!

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

3 and out. yes indeed

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

ERRYBODY WANG CHUNG

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ERRYBODY WALK DA DINOSAUR

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't hear that song

without thinking Cheap Seats… (Memphis dance team clip they watched)

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that didn't take long

Malkin ends the game, and did I hear that right, did they just play Hulk Hogan saying "Whatcha Gonna Do when Malk-amania, runs wild on you, Brother?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

You heard correctly.

When Tyler Kennedy scores (which he doesn’t do much anymore), they play the “KENNEDY!” sound bite from the former WWE wrestler.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Pittsburgh and the WWE, a match made in white trash heaven

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Yep, I'll rec that

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

What makes that funny is he is now an avid Packers fan since he joined TNA

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He is from Green Bay, I doubt it's a recent thing

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I figured it was long-standing. Just not part of his character in the WWE

Personally I like the guy. He’s a douchebag but he’s an honest douchebag.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

oh man they can ruin anything.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

They have a pump up video at Blazers games

They play in close games featuring Hulk Hogan yelling, it is hilarious and awful.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

How did Ed Reed not pick that one?

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Too busy screaming insults at Flacco.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

too busy covering for old man Ray

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I have some sort of football on the tv, I'm not sure who I should be rooting for?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

something horrible

The twitter
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ray lewis will murder you if you don't root for him

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

he can't outrun a hoverround at this point of his career

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No

He’ll have his bodyguard murder you, then refuse to tesify about it.

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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamICBM

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

AGAINST the Ratbirds

ALWAYS AND FOREVER

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ew. i'm rooting for meteor and ray rice but that's it

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm rooting for Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis over Michael Oher.

And Eli Manning over Patrick Willis.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see it

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Last I checked, there's only 1 white guy in the bunch.

And I’d get disowned if I didn’t root for Eli over anyone other than the Saints, which my Dad begrudgingly allows.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

down goes Flacco

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

Let's have a 3 and Out Time

Let’s have a 3 and Out Time

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

/23 OT periods later

Nantz: The NFC Championship is over, but we still soldier on. I’ve killed and eaten Simms for sustenance as I try to maintain enough sanity to call this hell-born torture orgy called a ‘game’.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, Ravens and Niners, you know what to do.

That being prevent talk about MAJOR MARKETS MAJOR MARKETS TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TOM BRADY TOM BRADY MAJOR MARKETS MAJOR MARKETS TEBOW TEBOW JOE PATERNO’S LEGACY for at least two weeks.

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Probably

And imagine if Jim wins the SB his very first year in the league, then gets bred & goes back to college.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

NONONONONONONONO

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It won't be at Stanford.

/prays it’s nowhere else we play

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I want him to just keep following Pete Carroll around.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

But with a troll face

and random prank phone calls (FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE) that only say “What’s your deal?”

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

what about da bears?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

If I remember right, there was some animosity between him and the Bears when he left as a player

So hiring him would require two things that the Bears never do 1) Admit a mistake and 2) Make a good decision

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pete Carroll can take a job at Michigan & Harbaugh gets Michigan State or Ohio State?

./trollface

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like some shit WAC team to take a flyer on Carroll

and then Harbaugh would take a massive pay cut to coach at rival shit WAC school for trollification purposes.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Carroll goes to Nevada, Harbaugh goes to UNLV

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Harbaugh to Hawaii, plz.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The laid back culture of Hawaii might actually kill Jim

That’s why he’s the perfect foil for Carroll. Carroll is the “chill bro” that relates to kids and gets them to have fun while playing. Harbaugh is the insanely intense guy who takes every situation at full speed and gets the players to do so because they trust that he’s just as committed as they are

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Plus

Pete would fit right in with the trash storms.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, but if they're going to the MWAC

I want a good coach for a team I root for, don’t want to play them. And since I can’t very well root for Hawaii if Carroll is the coach, Harbaugh it is.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

what about penn state?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanted it to be traditional rivals of Michigan

Also teams that ND has to play, LOLZ. So Michigan & Michigan State or Army & Navy.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

or michigan

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll just start

LEBRON LEBRON LEBRON KOBE KOBE LEBRON LEBRON CLIPPERS LEBRON LEBRON WHY AREN’T THE KNICKS DOING WELL KOBE LEBRON LEBRON LEBRON MAYBE DURANT AND IN THE COLLEGE GAME KENTUCKY AND DUKE LEBRON LEBRON two weeks early with football talk in there to go with it

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/turns on NBC Sports for something different

//it’s still hunting shows during the day
///wonders why ESPN3 gave up rugby league rights to a penny-ante network
////gives up and watches King of the Hill on Netflix

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

But at 6 on NBC Sports Talk

You get Peter King…… TEBOW TEBOW BRADY BRADY TEBOW BRADY BRETTFAVRE and coming up next on NBC Sports Network IS CROSBY COMING BACK?!? Find out as the Penguins play the Rangers/Flyers/Capitals/Bruins

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And the Blues and Wild

Because for god knows what reason, they’re both on at least once a week on NBCSN. Some weeks swap Blues for Stars, but point remains

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Because people in those regions actually watch hockey quite fervently

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU GET THE JETS. AND YOU GET THE JETS. AND YOU GET THE JETS

/Jets get blown out

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

/belks

I SAW THE ENTIRE GODDAMN FUCKING JETS SEASON THIS YEAR. ALL OF IT.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU SCREAMING LEGLESS PERSON IN JETS GEAR I DO NOT CARE

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL JETS

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

J-E-T-S J-E-T-S

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Jets have been on SNF a whopping 5 times since NBC got the NFL back

They air the Cowboys/NFC East every other week it seems

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

which is great for me

/throws up in mouth

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry they're just so bad it sticks out.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Winnipeg gets some NBCSN lovin'!

They’ve got a game against Buffalo on sometime this March

To be fair to NBC outside of their Game of the Week being the same 7 teams, NBCSN has games for every team except the Oilers and Senators (whoops) IIRC throughout the season

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

WELKAH

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

haha Brady got his shit rocked

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

Bail out

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

Now the Alan Parsons Project song is going to be stuck in my head all day.

Thanks for that.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Nevermore

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like the NFL wants the Pats in the Super Bowl again

Guess they can’t go one year without the Pats, Steelers, or Colts in THE BIG GAME

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

Let's have a field goal time!

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

Wanting to watch THE BIG GAME on your TV instead of in person?

As well as waiting for the halftime show? One hashtag for the folks at Best Buy that came out with that commercial…
#CasualFanProblems

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

Isn't San Francisco et al a bigger market than Boston? right?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

Not sure.

But I know Bristol, CT’s halfway between Boston and NYC.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

In terms of population, Boston is smaller than every pro city not in Wisconsin

But in terms of TV viewership, the Greater Boston market pulls in the entirety of the Northern Eastern Seaboard and that’s a lot of eyeballs

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmmm, Boston Market.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL THE CINNAMON APPLES

YES THATS WHAT I WANT FOR BOTH SIDES DONT YOU DARE JUDGE ME

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

just did the bud light huddle thing

called “punt” and “turnover”

…but I had to “like” bud light on facebook . . . woof.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

Geez, as someone who doesn't want the Patriots anywhere near the Super Bowl

This Ravens offense needs to actually do something besides 3-and-out every drive

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

JOE FLACCO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I am bound by law to hate the Patriots.

But because of Janet Jackson, nobody else even remembers that Super Bowl.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't remember most Super Bowls. I remember Saints beating the Colts.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

WHOA

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

HuffPo's Worst College Towns in America

Hello there Notre Dame
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/21/college-towns-not-so-grea_n_1221202.html#s628300&title=University_of_Notre

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

As if any of us Domers would defend South Bend?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yale was not on the list.

this list in invalid.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nor did University of New Haven for that matter

I guess they figured the two schools make things somewhat better there?

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

neither was MS&T

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It really is a frozen shithole

but it’s our frozen shithole, dammit.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

JAMES ELROD is pissed
As a South Bend native, I am offended that Notre Dame shows up as No. 5 here. South Bend has everything one could ask for in a mid-sized city, and if Notre Dame student surveys want to knock it, I’d say it is their fault. They have a closed campus without direct lines to the downtown nightlife, parks, or shopping areas. We have a lot to offer if they would dare to stray out of student housing

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds like my Dad! defender of South Bend!

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/gunshot

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws brick at stempke

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i went to the top 10 link on the bottom

possibly one of the first college town lists not to include madison.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the Princeton Review

I’d bet the things they’re looking for in “College Towns” are a bit different than say what Playboy is looking for

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by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i guess i've seen more rankings of best college sports town.

madison is definitely pretty awesome though.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wiliamsburg is not dangerous

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/firstworldproblems

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

O'CONDODEVELOPMENT'S OLDE TRADITIONAL IRISH PUB

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

South Bend got pissed when ND offered first crack at store fronts to to chains and not to local businesses

ND’s response was basically “At what point have you done anything to make us want to do business with you? Was it when you tried to make it illegal for our students to congregate, or when you billed us 10,000 for extra police when the 7th home game was added?”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that as "first offered crack at store fronts"

and figured it was perfectly reasonable for South Bend to get pissed about ND trying to corner the crack market.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/dies laughing

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Most likely to happen under George Rozum's leadershipin Alumni Hall

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

oops. That was for ElRocco's post

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by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think of any of those as "college towns".

Those are cities that have colleges. Completely different.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

plus i toured NYU (for fun) and did not see any kind of “campus”. seemed all over the place.

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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mean as terms of fun or culture.

A “college town”, to me, is a town that derives most of it’s identity from the associated college. Happy Valley, for example. Even if it’s not the only thing, it’s a major thing—so Tallahassee, even though it’s also the state capitol, could be considered a “college town” since FSU and FAMU are such a big part of the town. When I think New York, “college” isn’t the first thing I think about. There are of course colleges there, but take them away and NYC is still NYC. New Orleans isn’t a “college town”. That’s what I’m getting at.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

isn't Davidson on this list?

as great as Davidson is, I wouldn’t say it’s a great college town. It’s really safe, but not a ton of fun.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

there are rules at davidson that are named after my dad

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

regarding what, exactly?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe it's about the number of people allowed to live in the same house on campus

he used to live in the “booty palace” (along with my pastor . . . ) and threw parties that the faculty would also attend. when the parties were broken up, the faculty would hide in the bushes until the cops left.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

the way it's structured now you can't really have more than four people at a time in an apartment on campus

we don’t have residential houses. which might be because of your dad.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

that's it, yeah.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

what year did he graduate?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

it was like 1971 or thereabouts. Maybe 1974

he never talks about things that place a date on him, unless it’s “Heidi”

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder why they didn't offer me a scholarship.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

the real reason is supposedly because of the old Fijis

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Athens, Auburn, Oxford

are what I think of when I think “college town.” Nashville, New Orleans, etc. are cities with colleges in them. They are not “college towns.”

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn? AUBURN?!?!?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

There is nothing in Auburn but the University.

Everything revolves around it. That’s what makes it a college town to me.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

There is nothing in Auburn but the University the stench of cow

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Trade cow for oil?

Y/N

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

N

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/lord bunny!

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Counter Offer

Cow + Wheel for oil + + Rocketry + 2 gold per turn

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Y

ACS HAS COMPLETED THE MANHATTAN PROJECT

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

FERK

/puts troops on transport ship, moves ship to corner of map

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Bastard.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you ever played Civ 4's Colonization expansion

BORINGEST CIV EVER

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I had Warlords, but not Colonization.

Reviews were…not so good.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I got the "Gold Package" which had all the expansions

It’s retarded. ALL THE POLITICAL BULLSHIT, NONE OF THE SHOOTING BRITISH PEOPLE

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what I like about the Total War series, at least the later ones.

I have the political stuff, but I also get to blow things up with cannons.

I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

my grievance with Medieval Total War

is the papacy is not a playable faction.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

How many divisions has the Pope?

In the 15th-19th century, quite a few.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 22, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I rather like cows, personally.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

They taste delicious, that's for sure.

Someone’s got to do the agribusiness research that keeps us all fat and happy.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL WestLa isn't on there.

Somehow.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It exists.

It is a sad place without that college.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

...that doesn't exist.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

it's just a bunch of farms. wind and otherwise.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Mud.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

you're thinking missouri

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It's mostly based on student questionnaires

So maybe that means Purdue students don’t know any better

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It is the big city for some folks.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that's why there's a disparity in opinion on places like Manhattan (KS)

If you’re at K-State, one of three things is 99.9% certain.:

1) You’re from a small town. Manhattan is larger and more exciting.
2) You’re from KC/Topeka/Wichita, and your daddy doesn’t own the car dealership. Manhattan is a smaller town, but still big enough that you’re not missing much that would matter to a college student because you didn’t grow up doing snooty things.
3) You’re from a big city, and you’re in Manhattan because you wanted to be in a small town.

But if you haven’t made the decision to go spend years there (or any other small city in the middle of nowhere), you’re liable to think of it as a cow college in a shitburg because it’s lacking in whatever you think is important.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The Ravens best field possession so far is provided by Tom Brady

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

After seeing Fearless Leader's tweet re: CBS programming, I just remembered something:

American Idol actually got beaten in the ratings this week for the first time in seemingly ever.

The program that beat it? The Big Bang Theory.

DEAR GOD, WHAT HATH SOCIETY WROUGHT?

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

I'd call that an upgrade to be honest.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Lifetime member of the Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Tribe.
If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 22, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

So 3rd down another typical run a route short of the 1st down

Then 4th and short within the 10 field goal time

NFLAIDS!

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 22, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions  

Goddammit.

My kingdom rat-infested fratlair for a link to the Tottenham/City replay!

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 22, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

No more yogurt.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Ray Lewis missed a tackle! color me surprised (no not at all).

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

Hate hate hate.

Hate hate hate.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 22, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Krugman in coverage?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

Well that's quite a facemask.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

especially since it didn't involve the facemask

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

...

wat?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Dr. Pepper doesn't even give a fuck anymore

BE YOURSELF: join the crowd.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

hey

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 22, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Welcome to the '70s

“Do your own thing!”

/as long as it’s like everyone else’s thing

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to every decade ever.

I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

No way

Look at the diversity of hair styles, clothing, shoes, music, etc. that kids have to choose from today vs. 1967-1976. In the heart of the ‘70s, you’d better have had long hair, bell-bottoms, mini-skirts, and tie-dies or else you were The Man.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations Dr. Pepper

You’ve managed to make an ad so incredibly awful that I’m now nostalgic for Pitbull.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

no sexism?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

no it's there

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a shame because I really do like dr pepper.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 22, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

currently sipping RC

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no dog in this fight, but I'm rooting hard as I possibly can against the Patriots

Friend of mine, who is the most insufferable sports fan on the planet, is somehow a fan of the Patriots AND the Texas Longhorns.

He also frequently uses the word “jabroni” for some annoying reason

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 22, 2012 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

that is reason enough for me



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

52 is always the mike and he's always blitzing

because he is incapable of moving side to side

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

Seattle's SBNation site commenters want to draft Brock Osweiler.

I don’t know why. Some vague “he reminds me of Big Ben” justifications, I guess

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

I hear he's somewhat tall.

I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

But shouldn't they have learned from Dan McGuire?

I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't listen to Seahawks fans on any subject.

They still pine for John Friesz.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 22, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

and Rick Mirer

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to jump?

Over a 1000.

JUMP!
JUMP!
JUMP!
JUMP!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 22, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

R2D2 IS NOT FROM NABOO. THEY ARE MANUFACTURED ON NUBIA

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

I will not jump with you. I have to go do stuff today

Have a good one

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 22, 2012 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

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