POTATO SALAD
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Nick Petrilli
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They call me....
Tater Salad
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
fuck it.
to the market.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Two market dogs for me!
And say Hi to Maryann
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Note covered-up navel
Couldn’t show those back in the day.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Cher trailblazed that in the early '70s
on The Sonny and Cher Show. She was too big to do anything to, and the network didn’t want to make a big deal out of it, so they just let it slide, and the rest is history.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I think there may be a nose joke there, but I'm not quite sure what it should be
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when does your party start?
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
he's in a qb now.
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
at at at auugghhh!
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 21, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
how bored are we?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Mrs. OHokie is sick, so we're suffering through a rare Saturday night at home.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
kind of sick and first weekend in a while I've stayed in
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we may not be bored very long
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my friend said we were gonnna meet up around 11 but its 10:53 and NO TEXT
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Just head toward the nearest freeway overpass.
That’s where everyone goes to have a real good time.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
you are suggesting i go out by myself int he cold and head towards 94? RUDE
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
i'm pretty sure it is the exact 94
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
/insert pedantic nonsense about how highways are owned by states, not feds
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14 is an option as well.
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YOU ARE MAKING ME SAD
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not in Ann Arbor. I've got nothing to offer you right now but bad advice.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
bad advice is one thing, i mean everyone told me i should drink crystal palace
putting me in harms way?
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
JEGGINGS ARE HARMS WAY
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THEY ARE BASICALLY JEANS AND GODDAMNIT I AM NOT A COW I LOOK GOOD IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I guess I'll take your word for it... but come on, we have standards! sort of. occasionally.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i wanted to wear my really aesome black jeans but i don't have black shoes that aren't flats to go with them
too cold and snowy for that shit
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
black jeans are allowed on girls I think
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
they are really pretty awesome but i dont have shoes to go with it ever since the heel of my black ankel boots fell off
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
worth paying for nice boots
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
once i get my tax return.....
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
oh yeah i know. i was cheap though. fuck urban outfitters.
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
This place has taught me that whatever you think is good, someone will think the exact opposite is good.
/cue Stubob
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
HAWAI'I SUCKS SHREVEPORT IS AWESOME
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/among others
//looking at you LJ
///kisses
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
what? the sundresses? Or being a man of wealth and taste?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Orangina ad campaigns?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
hey man, I've worked with advertising firms. Those people are fucked up.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
sundresses meh. I like dresses with structure
if I wanted to wear a bag I will.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
/dap
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/pad
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Like the dress I wore last night.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think there's been a consensus "no" answer given to anyone who's asked "should I drink this" around these parts.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 21, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
hey, resounding no occurred then
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey, I just found an old dusty bottle of Thunderbird.
Should I drink it?
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Eh, what's the worst that could happen?
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.......

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Sorry.
Forgive me please?
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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
goddamnit i love denard. i fucking love him, weird braids and all.
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Is that a yes?
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i forgive you.
i’m a goood catlicker
/lozl
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
You're the sweetest.
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alright i'm a good goddamnit papist
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Not Pictured: Denard's not wearing pants
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Flagged
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
/Flag throws red zone interception
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
god i will never wear those
/sees girls wearing those with sports bra under
//STILL Not FUCKING CUTE
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
No, that actually sounds awful.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i've beemn tempted to cut my 2010 season shirt so its more "attractive"
but i would be a hypocrite cause i hate when girls try to look TOOOO cute on football saturdays
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure that the cut-up T-shirt look is a good one.
There’s nothing wrong with looking nice, but if that’s what you’re trying to do, I imagine you’d be better off wearing something more intended for that purpose.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I mean, summer suit sans/dans tie. because it's fun, among other reasons.
what’s the equivalent for girls?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I guess I just don't see a lot of cut-up T-shirts in New York.
I’m turning into that egocentric New Yorker already.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
you've never seen sorostitutes make their season tshirts into sundresses?
lawlz all the lawwwlz
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still trying to figure this one out
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ah, the polo dress. wonder who thought THAT one up
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Polo dresses are cute on my 2 year old daughter.
On anyone above the age of 8? No.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I do think it's actually pretty hot if they add a belt
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
KNITS AREN"T EVERYONE"S FRIEND
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
I have.
And you made the association so no one else had to.
(Not that I’m that fashionable, of course…team ALL H&M EVERYTHING here)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
h&m is some good shit.
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
and cheap
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
H&M isn't bad at all.
The Tokyo stores never had anything in my size, but that’s because LOL YOU BIG GAIJIN
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
thank heavens for being a smallish gaijin
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I could buy clothes 3 places in Japan:
Zara, Gap, and a place called Right-On, which sounds bad but is actually the place we buy all our jeans (even online). I bought a lot at Zara and Right-On. Gap, not so much.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
this here too
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
H&M: where slim fit is the new regular fit
except actually it’s just slim fit, and they don’t sell regular fit
regular fit in America is "relaxed" in the rest of the world
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I know this.
However, I’m not a large guy at all; most people would call me skinny. I’m 6 feet tall and I wear medium shirts. But yet, my arms don’t fit in the dress shirts at H&M.
Fine with it.
I’m short, skinny, and usually in pretty good shape; that works for me much better than most American stores.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i hate you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Hugs!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
You're wearing jeggings
Give it time
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YOU ALLL I DONT WEAR STUFF JUST TO SEEK MALE VALIDATION
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
/4 inch heels
//trollgaze
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
yeah I know that's not for health and comfort
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I FEEL YA THERE
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
PHRASING!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, I'm gonna have to say NO
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
They make MY butt look good and I like when my ass looks good
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Go on..
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously a 6' tall woman in heels?
I fucking rock.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i wore those because my legs looked good in them. and i like feeling gooda boutmyself.
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
having worked a job where you stand ten to twelve hours
comfort fucking matters
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i fail to see how this is relevant?
i wore them out to my friend who literally lives across the street
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to pretend that was a cheese pun and not a typo
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
exactly
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Whey to go.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
unless its KG
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
LJ has his moments.
Though I must admit, last night IE and I walked by a store at Ala Moana and saw a mannequin in a high priced Euro-style suit and we both thought “LJ!”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
You owe me a new screen
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'll confess, it was the Ralph Lauren store.
Not sure you like Ralph, but it was funny.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Stempke's fashion advice
LULZ WUT IS FASHUN
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
HAVE SOME DIGNITY DAMMIT (I'm sure you do..a lot really.... just...... jeggings
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Guys?
You’re kinda being mean now.
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SEE LJ I TOLD YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
hey man, sometimes it works
sometimes…. sometimes it doesn’t
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Good for you
Do your thing. Despite my complaints about jeggings, they do make a woman’s ass look phenomenal under the right circumstances
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
true
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
DEAR HAWAII RESIDENTS
Note that he said “under the right circumstances”. These circumstance do not include being 25-50lbs overweight.
At least I have a beach.
/chugs bleach
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
hmph
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
SO MUCH THIS.
YES I’M TALKING TO YOU ALL YOU HEIFERS AT SCHOOL. JUST BECAUSE YOUR ASIAN FRIEND WHO WEIGHS 87LBS CAN DO IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
do they like bigger girls in Hawaii? they definitely do in SE Asia
which is funny because most of those girls are tiny.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ive always heard Russians love big girls
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
interesting....
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it depends on who you're talking to and about.
I wouldn’t say the Asians like bigger girls, but the Polynesians, well…I’m not sure with my weight (see sig line) I’d be considered “big” for a girl sometimes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
you oughta lose 30 pounds or so
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I was 219 today!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
there ya go!
keep it up!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
you should update!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Nice!
You going to update the sig once a week or so?
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I figure when I drop and it's a clearly stable drop, I'll update.
2 lbs is as much time of day or what I ate as much as anything I’m doing.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
just weigh youself at same time every day and not first thing in morning
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I generally do that.
But even then it fluctuates. I lose a LOT of water weight when I work out, and the 219 was immediately after that. When I’m regularly under about 218, I’ll update, and about every 3-5 lbs.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
at least it doesn't hide the gut
like sundresses
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ill get that fat bitch a sundress
Fat bitches love sundresses
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
WE DO NOT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
You are not fat
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
you are not fat
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is this where I'm supposed to say You're not fat and gain a little bit of good will back
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i wasn't actually saying that to get responses either
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
NO ONE CALLED YOU FAT
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
At least it was complete.
Unlike my pre-emptive post three up.
by Narrow Right on Jan 21, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Of course shes not fat...shes just big boned
/Ducks
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
OY FUCKTARD
don’t mind the Clown collegian, Chloe
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was just joking
She knows that right?
//Ducks again
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm trying to save your life man
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And I'll have you know I finished #2 in my class in the Clownery...thank you
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly I thought you were going to say "boobed" first and I was gonna agree with you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
We weren't going back anyways.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
So... apparently, my wife doesn't think it's fair that I called my ex the single worst person in the world without sharing some of the awful things I did in college.
I’ve challenged her to come up with her worst me story and I’ll share it with you.
The white whisky may have lowered my inhibitions
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ooooh, this shall be fun
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
In fairness, you never said that you didn't come in a highly competitive second.
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where's that raccoon picture from earlier?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
He's going to tell (he's going to tell)
Everybody gather ’round!
by Narrow Right on Jan 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I really shouldn't be sharing this, but she says this is the single worst thing I've ever done
There was about a dozen of us that all decided to drive out to the country in southern Michigan and go camping. Most of the group was couples. At the end of the night of the night, everybody pairs off and I’m left with one relatively attractive (albeit a little chubby) girl and two really awkward dudes. One thing leads to another and the girl ends up in my tent, effectively sexiling the other guys. Things get heated and she takes off her top. She had really long nipples. (if that’s even how you would describe it, they stuck out a lot) so I guess I made a face and told her to put her shirt back on. We have sex and I kick her out of the tent (I was trying to articulate that the other guys were being nice and needed to sleep in the tent but I failed at that effort) in a not so polite way. This was all very easily overheard by everyone because tents are not soundproof
Apparently she thought I told her to put her shirt on because she was a little bit overweight and went on a crash diet and lost 50 pounds over the next year.
I’m a horrible person.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's not bad at all.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I fear for our future if you don't think that's bad
I may have induced an eating disorder
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I've done that on accident.
I was dating a girl and made the mistake of telling her how much I weighed. She outweighed me by 5 lbs (she was also taller by 3 inches). She proceeded to stop eating and lose 20 pounds in the next month. She had some issues.
You really didn't act like that much of an asshole
She just got the wrong message
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I guarantee you I acted like an asshole
WHO TELLS A WOMAN TO PUT HER SHIRT BACK ON. WHO DOES THAT
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It's not that bad
Compared to a lot of shit I see
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and just say that was probably not the most opportune moment.
Girls in general have bad body images (this is true no matter how thin/pretty/whatever they are), and especially in those moments are sensitive to criticism.
At least I have a beach.
yep
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Let's just say I've grown a lot in the last 15 years
side note… HOLY SHIT THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Catches up, doesn't it?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
15 years ago, I was in the 6th grade
:-P
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15 years ago I was in kindergarten
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
15 years ago...
I was still older than most of you are now. How many of you are over 40?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
basicallyl.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Whippersnapper.
/backs off ‘eer with a beer’s lawn.
by Narrow Right on Jan 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
well, I should hope so! I was really just giving another female perspective, since other guys
were saying it wasn’t too terrible.
At least I have a beach.
They're idiots, I think we've established that
To be honest, I’d all but forgotten about that episode. She said “Tell them about the camping trip to Michigan” and I was like “why?” and then she said the girl’s name, I felt instantly embarrassed, but a deal is a deal
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
See what happens when you drink too much? heehee
Also, how did the mussels turn out?
At least I have a beach.
Good, not great
I tried to go with Thai flavors and it turns out Northern Wisconsin might not be the best place to get Thai ingredients.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm intentionally vague about my location, because at this point it's kind of fun vexing all of you
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
one day blanx will tell me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure he has an idea
I’m not sure he knows
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I thought a name was known, but I may be misremembering.
Doesn’t matter because privacy is important here and such.
You'd be surprised how hard it actually is.
Especially since the ND Alumni directory isn’t the best at updating, so you have to search through not only all of Wisconsin, but New York City too.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I can't give away my secrets like that.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I could tell you my current location
But then Id have to kill you
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And yet, strangely, good Thai food is about all we have to look forward to
in backwoods Louisiana.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
First you make a roux
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
True, true.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Turns out Kaffir leaves, while essential for good Thai food, are not easy to find
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm also gonna go ahead and say that it wouldn't be any better if he'd said that it was because of the weird nipples.
She’d have been just as mortified.
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Can you imagine the reaction
if stempke was a girl, and told a story about laughing at a guy’s schlong?
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That's the worst thing she says I've done
I have a lot more than I’m not proud of, but this is what she wanted me to share
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm disappointed in you.
I was sitting here waiting for you to make me feel good about myself, and you failed.
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Blame my wife, that's the story she said I should tell
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
My favorite part of this story is the two awkward dudes who were sexeiled.
What do you think they talked about while everyone else was engaged?
If the story was set a few years later, I'd guess World of Warcraft.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
yall notice there's no women comments on this?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
it's pretty bad, right? I would feel HORRIBLE.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was going to say, a woman chose this story as most horrible
From a woman’s perspective, it is pretty bad
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
Any. Time. and i mean ANY FUCKING TIME
a woman is naked in front of you and you are choosing to have sex with her…and YOU TOOK THE CLOTHING off tell her she looks beautiful or just fuck the shit out of her and say nothing. Otherwise there will be crying…somewhere. sometime. and often.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because women are above the same thing
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
wait what?
it goes both directions!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Known and understood
I have made that kind of mistake (though not in that situation) before, and boy did I learn my lesson.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
It wasn't meant to you, just seemed a good place to reply is all
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I figured it wasn't on me
No worries. We can learn something about life here one minute, and make dick jokes the next.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
I'm jaded.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
I noticed, that shit was awful
My wife feels bad now, she says I should have told the story of the time I locked a naked girl out of my hotel room. Then I reminded her that that was her.
There’s really not any more to that story, BTW. We were at a wedding. Things got adventurous, she went to got get ice. I passed out while she was gone and she had to pound on the door to let her in
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
that's not even an uncommon story
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This...sigh.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
In retrospect, this didn't come out on 'paper' the way it sounded in my head.
I don’t mean to diminish it.
I loved this movie so much
http://youtu.be/sVoDASJ27CQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh-MCQsZ5eE&feature=related
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My new favorite:
Listed in the greatest cartoons of all time.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
What can you do? It's hand drawn.
I’ve still never laughed so hard at a cartoon. All should learn the wonders of Don Hertzfeldt.
OK, yeah, that was awesome.
Took a bit longer to get going than I thought, but laughed my ass off once it did.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
If it weren't a friendly we'd have a penalty
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is a fantastically meaningless game.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
we do look good though. this team should straight skin us
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is this closer to Venezuela's A side?
Since it certainly isn’t ours.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
they are missing two guys
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm really, really impressed with our play tonight though
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So the new cat has decided to join us after all.

He’s shedding everywhere. I probably should have put more thought into this before getting a Maine Coon.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Yup, that's Wolf Gang.
Named after the synth-pop guy who was on the radio when we we driving home with him.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
don't they tend to only bond with one person?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Thasss Racist
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats
it’s his house now.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I am convinced that despite being almost solid grey
Lancelot must be a coon. (a) his fur length and texture indicates it, and (b) he is still growing at a rather prodigious clip.
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ok...be back soon y'all gotta go take off pants
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The problem here
Is that they weren’t already off
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
/Watches Harvard game
//zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
What Harvard game this season has been the least bit exciting
But…once again…congrats on a Transitive W over Duke now
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah our resume is looking awesome right now
Thanks, Florida State, for peaking later in the season!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 21, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Both FSU and Harvard might be in for 5 seeds or better
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
1998 Princeton was a 5-seed, after going 26-1 in the regular season.
For comparison. Harvard this year probably has about the same strength of schedule as Princeton did that year, except Princeton didn’t have the bad loss (their loss was to UNC and it was close).
i just DMed you on twitter
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
because i am all about embarrassing myself alll ova the internet tonight
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
This is fun

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
REPLIED because yes i don't mind telling stories either
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
MY TWTITTER IS LYING TO ME THEN
/didnt get DM
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
you need to come to dallas for game honey.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Walk-off goal.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
I think Venezuela is mad.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
a itty bit
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
noice
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Meh

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I read an essay recently about how there is no room for style in democratic politics.
The gist was, only dictators and despots get to look cool.
Ghadafi says what?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
This used to be true.
Now we have this and Castro wearing track suits.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
A kerchief and a parrot on the shoulder is "cool"?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty much this
Will Smith can look cool in a purple suit with a pink liner (Bad Boys 2) but if I tried it, I’d look like an idiot
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You buy me a purple suit with a pink liner and I'll send you pictures
But you have to explain to your husband why you’re buying clothes for and receiving pictures from a man you met on the internet.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
In this case, I'm cool with it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
See, I'm good! I could probably find one of those here in Hawaii, too.
What’s your size?
At least I have a beach.
He's a giant
My loyal heart avows no other.
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KG isn't "short"
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I know
They’re both tall
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
But neither am I "tall"
At least outside of Japan and Hawaii
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Please don't actually send me one. I wouldn't wear it but once and I couldn't justify the expense
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
send it back for KG
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'll wear it to present at an academic conference.
Because it’s not like humanities academics would have any idea I looked odd.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Try math or engineering!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I took a class...
…taught by this guy last semester. He wears crazy sportcoats everywhere. It’s pretty awesome.
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Nice. For a minute I thought it would be a link to Black Jim Tressel
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
An old version of his web site had a little picture of him on the side and you could click a button to change the color of the jacket he was wearing.
I’m sad that that feature is gone.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
That's hilarious.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, I thought your sizes would be bigger-
I’m a 41L jacket, 33-30 pants, and you’re like 6’5", right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Grade worksheet?
What am I forgetting/did I miss?
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We were talking about how smart we were today SURPRISE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm, which thread?
I was busy playing golf and missed it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
um...the 2nd one?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
And I'm in
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
How does that even work?
I’ve never heard of that before
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So, one point for each letter grade starting at D=1 up to A+=12
Why is that hard? So it’s all whole numbers, instead of decimals
At least I have a beach.
Ahh, gotcha
Some places don’t do minuses, which would cause issues
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I told you Indiana was weird.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
...because it's in Indiana, they had to make it weigh three times as much?
(don’t hurt me!)
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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
wtf?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
I hope that somewhere in the state of Indiana there has been a course titled "The History of Ranch"
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
GPA's are unweighted, I assume?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
seems to be what everyone is doing, so that's what I'll do.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
It's really only semi-anonymous. Some are pretty obvious.
But all I have to say is that, as a group, we’re pretty smart cookies
At least I have a beach.
I see you, #[redacted]
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Okay, I'm in
Shouldn’t be too hard to find.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Yikes. I forgot how much my first college semester dragged me down.
I was a solid A- average otherwise.
And for the record, I would like to rant, again, about how unfair it was that my HS did not value an A+ as 4.33.
by Narrow Right on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, freshman year was rough on me.
I blame math. I was happy to get out of Calc with a C+, but I’m still not sure how I did it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
my high school gave out 5s and 6s for honors and AP classes
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Both of those went to 5 for me
In addition to that, honors was an automatic +5 bump to one’s grade (i.e. a 93 was treated as a 98) and AP was +10.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
This led allicolls to put together a Google spreadsheet for us to enter our scores.
Along with team affiliation (of course) and height (because we were having that discussion too).
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
from the threads earlier
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Alli wanted to see how SAT/ACT scores correlated to fandom so she created a google doc
Then, since we were making fun of short people someone said we should add height to it to see if there’s any correlation there
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Don't blame me, people were sharing in the thread, I just got the idea to make it anonymous.
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It was also fun when we started playing tic tac toe.
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6'3" and I've always been pretty angular in terms of shoulder width to waist size
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I apparently have monkey arms, according to the tailor I went to
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my tailor says I'm "hippy"
since he’s fitting me for a suit, I doubt he means the lifestyle
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I've gotten that.
Darn Korean tailors.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
6' tall, 6'4" wingspan
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
See, monkey arms
also, the 6’4" is not evenly distributed- my right arm is 2 inches longer than my left.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
LOL wut?
Does this have to do with stickball injuries?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Probably
My shoulder is much looser on the right- tailor was not pleased by that, since he didn’t realize it before he quoted me a price on the suit
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Says the guys who was told by HIS tailor that one shoulder
sticks out more than the other
At least I have a beach.
That must be how he knew!
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I like it!
Let’s add a column to the spreadsheet! :-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Can't claim credit for that one
That was what my WR coach in HS called it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
6'4"/6'8"
Sweaters do not fit me ever? Sweaters do not fit me ever.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
i own 3/4 length sweaters
and i don’t have jackets why don’t women’s SHIRTS come in talls? AND DRESSES
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Do you keep changing avatars
or something?
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, I changed my mind.
I"M ALLOWED
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
I would venture that demographically speaking, it's to be expected, even.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Thought that was a Texas joke
read “geographic”. Thought it was something about being in and out of the union
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
It can likely be interpreted many ways.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
not judging
just confusing when it changes midthread.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Dictators having room for personal expression.
If that’s not the definition of irony I don’t know what it.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 21, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Final tally of game outcomes:
Red Wings 3, Blue Jackets 2
Pistons 94, Blazers 91
USA 1, Venezuela 0
Michigan 64, Arkansas 66
3-1 is a good day, but I’d trade any two of the others for Michigan.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
LOL PISTONS WON WHAT
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly that snarky Freep comment you passed along must have been circulated through the locker room and used as inspiration.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Michigan hockey won as well... grumble
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oops. Meant to put that in there, but forgot.
Thanks for reminding me.
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I know which one you should trade!
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Planet Earth on Planet Green
I LOVE THIS SHOW
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Never heard of either
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
back
juggling beer, phone date, and yall. let’s do it.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
Where are my Market Dogs?
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
they were closing down!
I wanted chili but noooooooo. and instead of maryann it was the guy who replaced the one they fired last year for threatening the students
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, what? I hadn't heard that!
And the chicken chili there is my favorite chicken chili ever.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i'll explain once i'm off the phone
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
all right
I don’t remember his name but he was maybe 6’2" or so and had a little bit of mangy facial hair. he bragged about drinking all of the time. once at the VI he was blackout and said he would start shooting students so that the cops would kill him. he got fired and campus has had swipe card locks turned on ever since. this was a few weeks after the murderer was on campus last year. so, november?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I remember that guy.
He was always creepy as shit.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yeah, always hit on girls, even if you were standing right next to them and CLEARLY in a relationship with her
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmhmmm,
Maryann was probably already down at the Cove
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Sax again says hello. He's currently entertaining a young lady who apparently is a reporter for a TV station in South Bend
Google results indicate this should definitely meet with everyone’s approval.
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I misread that
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Woooo!
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
OK, Seriously, why are people so dumb!
“When people switch to [Insurance Carrier X], they on average save $YYY dollars a year.”
NO SHIT, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN’T SWITCH OTHERWISE! WHO DOESN’T COMPARISON SHOP?
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Boy, I sure hope I'm not one of the ones who switches and it ends up costing me more!
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Happy leaves, sad coach
Almost as much fun for me as wavy tail
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Also Brady spitting leaves.
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Hey, we were beating New England. What was he so mad about?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
the leaves
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a way to put the waggy-tailed gator onto Schwartz shoulder?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I can put him anywhere.
Who is Schwartz and what picture?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
That Gif that I was replying to with the leaves
If you cant put a gif onto another gif, putting it on the pic with the leaves falling would be great too
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
you'd have to sync it right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I can do it, but it'll take some time.
Nobody leaves until I get back with it.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/Comes back 4 hours later
//KG and IE still here
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
/tries to sneak out door
//sees Mountaineer with a musket standing outside
///slinks back in
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
alright. my friend texted me. i have meatspace friends to tend to
i will probz avoid these parts til my inernet embarrassment is over. i love and hate alll of you
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions
Enjoy!
Have fun, and know we’re just teasing a bit, because we like you
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
really? REALLY? the internet likes me?
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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
yes we do
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
mmmhmmm
except for that whole Wolverine bit :-P
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Don't listen to them, that's just one of your many fine qualities.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
you're ONE OF US ONE OF US!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
What embarrassment?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Have fun!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
This is nothing compared to the time I got drunk the night of the basketball championship
And no one except for me remembers that happened.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Until you typed that, yeah.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
like LAST april?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
yeah I was at that game. i don't remember what happened in the threads either
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, right.
You went off looking to comfort Brad Stevens, right?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I tried, but I was too drunk
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Neither do I, but for different reasons
/Kraken’d
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
that was around the time when I first started following this site
started posting a little later, I believe
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
shit, I embarassed myself last night, and there was one night where everything I posted made no sense
like, i just said “swag” or something over and over
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Were you the one on new years?
Said you were passing out on a toilet seat and you loved us. Or something like that.
by Narrow Right on Jan 21, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that was SuperJew
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
that was superjew
on new years i sold a can of pepper spray for cab fare because i left my credit card at the bar. wasn’t near here.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
My apologies. I should try to look that up before accusing.
by Narrow Right on Jan 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
no worries!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
That was fantastic.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
No worries
I think I took a lot of the heat off of you
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
What channel?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
MGM
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
We had a board game called the Grape Escape when my brother was little. It involved play doh and mousetrap like devices
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So, a Mouse Trap knockoff?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Probably I never really played it
I was in that teenager-who’s-too-cool-for-family-time mode
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So...you were a pothead?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I smoked weed, sure, but I wasn't a pothead. Just a whiny teenager
Thank God grunge was the music of the day, otherwise I might have been… gasp… emo.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Green Day was my favorite band growing up, if that tells you anything about me
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, post grunge punk... it's a shame what Blink 182 has done to your reputation
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I can safely say I like about 3 Blink 182 songs
The rest are shit
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
dave matthews, here
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
KG loved him some Cole Porter in his younger days
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Miles Davis, thank you.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Same here. Mind you this was before they did fucking rock opera broadway horseshit.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 21, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah...nothing says anti-establishment hard-ass like Broadway
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
I don't even care about the anti-establishment hardass part anymore.
I just don’t like the music.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
I enjoy it, but certainly do not take it as antiestablishment hardass.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
There last good songs were back in about 2004
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
*Their
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure Green Day was ever trying to be hard-asses
In fact, I think if you asked them they’d say that the tough guy complex is a big part of the problem.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I dont know about the hardasses part really
But still the messages they were trying to portray really dont seem to go with Broadway
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
I'm watching tennis
and Fowler just said “LSU/Bama was not a classic game”
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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neither of them.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
who's playing?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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they are jumping but on Clijsters/Na right now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
hhm, that could be a good one
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and men's is Berdych and Almagro
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
only reason i wish I'd gone is the weather
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Tennis major is on my list, as well as Superbowl
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
My parents go to two of them every year (mom is a great player)
Australia is a given since we have family there
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please to take me?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Well, they took the special lady friend this time, but always have a couple of guests.
I put a good word in for you
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probably shouldn't have napped from 8 to 9:40 tonight
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
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Lethal Weapon is on Encore
Holy Shit, I’d forgotten how amazing Mel Gibson is in that movie. The scene where he almost shoots himself is legitimately moving. When’s the last time an action movie could say that.
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THE GREAT ESCAPE DAMNIT
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
True Grit is on.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
WHY AM I COLD?
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You are a University of Miami football player?
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Not sure about you, but I know why I am.
%@$() HEAT STILL NOT FIXED
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
that's a bunch of bullshit.
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it's oddly fun watching the googledoc update
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 11:59 PM EST reply actions
not even
colorblind
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
derp

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 12:00 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
If Murray State continues to go undefeated, should they continue to rise in the rankings?
In spite of their conference?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
No
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, but they still go to the Las Vegas Bowl
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Well all I'm going to bed
I find it hilarious that the victims dad who looks 10 years older than Murtaugh whole looks 20 years older than Riggs all served in the same war.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Doing the same-
have a good night everyone!
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I think there's going to be an awful lot of face-palming tomorrow
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Wife gave me a ticket to this game for Christmas
She, uh, doesn’t follow basketball much.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
this got quiet
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 AM EST reply actions
I think everyone's in the spreadsheet.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
really?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Well, there were about 8 people perusing it when I closed it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
yeah, what's up with that
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
LACK OF GRIT
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Seriously
Wtf. We were talking about boobs and shit here
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
i know, i mean do i need to talk about boobs more i'm so confused
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
YES
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Also i need new shoes. Black strapy heels.
help?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
Store or internet?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
internet works as I"M IN SAN ANTONIO AND THERE AREN"T SHOES HERE
also sigh women’s 12…and like a 3" heel or less-ish
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Okay, got it. Let me poke around.
FOR SHOES ON THE INTERNET, before anyone types “PHRASING!”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Price range?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
um...50-80
/typing in dark isn’t easy
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
ok. And you said strappy, right? Narrowing my search
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
yes
or somehting showing more foot
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Ah, okay. Ignore the pic I just posted then.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
/turn the light on
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
TOO FAR AWAY
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
CLAPPER!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Clicky

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
ohhhh those are nice
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, okay. I figured from comment above might not be strappy enough.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
They cute, but i have some VERY similar
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
They're pretty basic, but nice. I'm looking for something more "fun", which seems to be what you're looking for.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
i would wear those to work
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Try 2

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
ohhhh no bows
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Noted.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
3

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
Not seeing a ton that excite me that meet criteria so far.
Will have to switch to different search.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Out of curiosity, why? Bows?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Chunky and grandma.
Don’t like the pair above, either.
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GRANDMA?
I could never picture my grandma wearing those. But okay, fair enough. The under 3 in is limiting in terms of “stylish”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
Yuck
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
I do to,
but those aren’t in the criteria I was given.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
I like those.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
Tory Burch
Also on sale, but not bigger than 11.
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I"M SO CONFUSED
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
It's ok. Shoes are difficult at good times. and personal.
And it’s hard to shop for someone else. I hope I haven’t offended you with my offerings.
//cries
At least I have a beach.
no I'm not offended, I just don't know where to look. I figured y'all did!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Well, see here's the thing.
You have a specific heel size, and specific size. So that’s what I’m entering in. Alli there is cheating by giving shoes in a smaller size, and larger heel than you specified. I like the shoes she’s suggesting, but it’s not what you asked for.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Valid points.
I would take HIGHER heels, but realistically for me, 3.5" plus just make my feet hurt at the end of the night.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
I'm giving up on looking for midheels.
But we’re both on a few websites looking.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
THOSE ARE KEYUTE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
Yais
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
i can't do skinny heels!
i can’t do many heels because my lack of arches are all LAWLZ NO
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
i had custom made ones and i lost them
plus inserts don’t really work in heels
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
You don't know the inserts IE speaks of.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
and another

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
You do realize that I'm trying to narrow her options down
so I can ID what she wants, right?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
I know, just chiming in for funsies.
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/posts size 6 shoe
//hugs
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
I wear 7s actually.
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I liked wifie's better
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Figured, but rather than search for exactly the same thing
I figured better to see if there was a range. Jokes on me, there wasn’t.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
much better! YAY
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
YAY NORDSTROM'S
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm there now!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
it pretty much is my favorite store of all time
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Also, IE has a store here she buys shoes from.
Though this is good practice for when we’re in THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
You currently live on an island three thousand miles from anywhere
You’re ALREADY in the middle of nowhere.
Now you’re moving to Bumfuck, LA, which, while nowheresville, is not in the middle of nowhere.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, but I'm in the middle of nowhere with nice, fashionable clothing stores.
LA is a cultural nowhere; Hawaii, not as such.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
I am currently on the nordstrom shoe website
You can choose shoe style, size, price, brand, etc.
At least I have a beach.
Exactly.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
I saw those.
But despite what she said, she seems to like the higher heel.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
ew
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
Meh.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
NM, not big enough.
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LIKEY
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
They're on sale!
But sadly, Tory Burch doesn’t make anything bigger than an 11.
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hmmmm probably not worth the pain
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
I just noticed last night when going out that my black heels are too businessy
or good for pants/jeans not dresses
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Those would look great cast aside at the side of the bed
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
NO
KEEP THEM ON
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
/TMI
//I agree actually
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
here are the heels i wore last weekend
i like the chunky heel, easier to walk in. they look cute with actual clothes. target.com photo aint flatterin lawlz

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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
sigh target shoes....
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
lol i'm cheap.
and if you don’t believe tehy look good on i can change your mind on ze twitter
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
I actually think you can do cheap good shoes much easier in women's styles.
Because women’s shoe companies will knock off better brands. Men’s companies don’t bother, so to get something good you have to spend more.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
cheap women's shoes = kmost likely pretty painful
pain is beauty or some shit
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, but they're available, and from not wearing them, can look decent.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
more like i can't fit my feet in target shoes
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
Oooooh la la
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
It's putting kids to bed time.
Usually by the time we get back, everyone is gone. :(
At least I have a beach.
Hi y'all
Mercifully back from company party. Not sure I’ve ever been quite so…creeped out before.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
Was Craig James there?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
No, thankfully
Nor were any hookers, alive or allegedly dead, that I know of.
I’ll leave it at this: drinks were had. Bad decisions were made (not by me, fortunately). And Monday may be awkward.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
STORYTIME
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Let's see how general I can make this
Coworker A (female), who is almost a decade my senior and with whom I work closely on a daily basis, apparently fancied Coworker B (male), who was also at said party. Coworker A had had a couple too many and was doing everything in her power to find him. Coworker C (male, and a friend of mine) wisely tried to talk her out of this. However, Coworker C and Coworker’s Wife C’ (a longstanding friend of mine, and our DD) seemed to think that the best way to do this was to steer her toward me instead.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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Should have done it
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I like your friend C'
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
LMAO
I call out Craig James for being a douche in his comments about Paterno and he responds like this:
@rasvar u have a cat as an avatar. NEXT!!! You settled the debate for me. #10years
I guess he really does have a pussy problem.
I graphy your geo!
Wait, what?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Aww damint. I got suckered in by the fake one.
Crap I got trolled while trying to troll. Major fail on my part! Fuck me!
I graphy your geo!
Forgot rule number 1
Never troll while sober. I lose teh interwebs tonight. But at least I didn’t declare someone falsely dead.
I graphy your geo!
Clijsters is hurting
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Did you see her fall?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, she rolled her ankle really bad
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
very.
also, does the tape work like on Li Na’s knee? I see it on people a lot but it confuses me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, Kinesio taping is very good actually
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
hmmm good for...what types of muscle owies?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
works well on minor ligament sprains
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
hmmm I don't get those
I just get OMG ALL THE TIGHTNESS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Not sure about that
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Yeh just stretching is what i got
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
yoga, and you can take some glutamine after work out
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I do the 2nd
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
it works
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
when i take it!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
that's why I suggested yoga, that is more of a long term solution
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
also costs money
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
STEVE MCQUEEN MOTORCYCLE JUMP
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
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best part of that there movie ur watchin
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Not for me
My favorite part is definitely Roger Bartlett getting caught.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
Con Air starting...
Do I want to get sucked in or go to bed?
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sleep on couch?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
SUCKED IN SUCKED IN!
I’ll join you in a moment
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
WITH YOUR MILITARY SKILLS, YOUR BODY IS A DEADLY WEAPON
THUS, THE LAW DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU
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What are "things on one has ever said about my time in the Army", Alex?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
So you're saying your body is not a deadly weapon?
Nicolas Cage would not lie to me sir.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Where's Alli, I need a viewing partner for this awesome movie
THIS BOY, SCOTTY DAWKINS, HAS BLACK TEETH
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Good god, I forgot how bad the accent is.
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I love it so fucking much
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Is anyone home tonight? or is it just me?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
No, we here
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
OKAY, NOBODY LEFT, RIGHT?
RIGHT??!
I give you: Jim Schwarz and friend

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 AM EST reply actions 21 recs
oh no people here
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
YAIS
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
(The wavy tail, not the exasperated coach.)
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Glorious
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
this is beautiful
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
so what's everyone up to tongith?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
CON AIR!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Nick and I are watching Con Air.
It just started. Join us.
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where at?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
TNT
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
grassy ass
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
I'm shopping for shoes for Chloe
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
nice...you want to help me shop for a new suit?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
LJ or Old South are probably better choices for that, to be honest.
I’m not sure where to shop in the US for those things. On-base tailor was the last place I bought suits.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
Springtime approaches.
#TeamSeersucker
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seersucker?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Where you from, son?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Southern California
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Well you certainly have the climate for it!
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please explain what it is, and i might consider it
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
It's a real lightweight fabric, typically blue/white stripe, perfect for summer.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
ooh. Me likey. But I'm not sure my complexion would allow for that
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Mostly just drinking water
and hanging out here in an attempt to get my mind off other things.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
night, y'all
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You've been missing for an hour, unacceptable
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
already back home.
anyone still here?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 AM EST reply actions
YAIS
Watch Con Air with us
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
And shop for shoes
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
ooooo can i show the cute heels i wore last weekend?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
Knock yourself out
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
For the record, I didn't bring up shoes. I was specifically asked for help.
I want this noted.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
It led to interesting revelations
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
sure
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Y HALLO ERRBODY.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 AM EST reply actions
At first I was all like:

But then I was all like:

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
HE LOOKS PLASTIC
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
Still kind drunj?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
kind of but the cold was sobering
i also made my friend walk through the law quad with me. tell me this isnt pretty

Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
no the lawyers are probably are all being studious or shit
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
[Hic]
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
OR HARRY POTTER IS DOING MAGIC
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
Imagine that, a german robot living in SoCal
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Hungarian translation: "MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT"
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 22, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DROP YOUR PANTIES, SIR WILLIAM
I AM NO LONGER INFECTED!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
That good, huh?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
hellllo
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
I like how more people are coming on at 1
Also watch Con Air with us
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
JOHN IS A CRAZY MAN
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
wilbe
Your tumblr is the most deliciously stereotypical name ever.
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is this to me?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
If the person who just followed me on twitter is you
Yes.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
potentially.
my twitter and tumblr names are similar but my tumblr is a little more nintendo.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
I wish there was a gif for the Nicolas Cage expression that just happened
So fucking awesome.
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Reminder:
WSU is strange but it makes me dusty
Thank COTG they don’t have aero or I would be super duper insular.
you know, i've never seen Con Air before? This is awesome
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
You've never seen this before?
Wtf dude.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
Just wish I could fast forward.
I so rarely watch anything other than sports live, and it’s weird.
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Switch back and forth between this and Kindergarten Cop
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
NDNation is very happy about the win
but remains unable to spell our own players’ names.
ADKINS.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:13 AM EST reply actions
The diet guy?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
The country singer?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
He's tall enough to play basketball.
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As if that's new?
NEEDS MORE H’S
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
Lol oldz.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
A bunch
AND GROWING!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
NO
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, so NOW south-central Texas is forecast to get rain.
It’s a few days out, so I won’t say COTG is mocking me yet, but.
just don't talk about it
/plus i told you this already
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
I hope our young Michigan fan is alright
She seemed quite drunj
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:16 AM EST reply actions
which young Michigan fan? I missed earlier
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
willbechampions
Seems everyone is still quite lively
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
i'm already back
goddamn party was full of hipsters. and one grabbed my by the face. the fuck?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
Wtf?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
Wat?
Played poker for a bit, then came back. Hello internet friends
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
wassup?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I got Kraken
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Iz delicious.
Gives me crazy dreams, though.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
BECAUSE YOU PUT CHRISTMAS IN YOUR SINUSES
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
YES
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
Wat?
I’ve never had any issues with that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
I can't explain it.
Magnets, obviously.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
aliens.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE SHIT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
RIGHT? FUCKING HIPSTERS
luckily my friend was looking out for me and pulled me a way
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
WHY DID HE TOUCH YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
maybe he wanted to dance or something IDK FUCKING WEIRD ASS HIPSTERS
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
but your face? UNACCEPTABLE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
I know that normally dance=awkward grind
But face is bizarre
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
Good to have wing-women
I wouldn’t expect a hipster party to be that grabby
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
You hang out with weird hipsters
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
I hang out with hipsters?
Sirrah, I will not tolerate this accusation
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
i mean he was at a distance but STILL
seriously though, the dj for that party has suspenders and thick rimmed glasses on
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
What kind of DJ is that?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
by DJ i mean guy who my friend knew who was throwing ht eparty but he was like in his own little room with his music
HE DIDN’T HAVE CHIP THA RIPPERS “I FEEL GOOD”. goodbye hipster, goodbye. i can only dance to so much mgmt
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
Dance?
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
no i usually dance to other stuff
this was just too hipster
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
As do I...

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Electric Feel Now!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
it was a house
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
What kinds of parties were you attending in college?
Because “house” constituted the majority of mine.
No one lived in houses
Everyone lived in dorms, and then there are Greek/final club parties
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, that makes sense.
I went to a small, liberal arts college. So none of that was an option for us.
Well it should be said that no one ever has gotten a MIP from the campus police
Therefore, dorm parties, while shut down, never had any major consquences
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
Well Frat parties aren't house parties are they?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
i wouldn't count them as house parties unless its a "senior house" and even then....questionable
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Well we had these for "houses"
Swimmers, bikers, football, soccer (non-Pika), and a couple of places that I could drive you to to this day but don’t know that they had “names”. Pika’s had a house near their main house for seniors. My gf and I manned the keg there one night because we decided the men didn’t know how to pour a beer. We also hazed their freshmen. It was fun
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
They are here
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
I guess
Although “house”=apartment here (lol moniez)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Creaking 100-year-old hovel.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
/fits 30 people into Morrissey corner freshman quad
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
I mean, Morissey is pretty cool, I guess.
Not built with Rose Bowl moneez, but you know.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
It was kind of neither here nor there.
We were mostly just the rotting dorm, until the renovation. But hey, we weren’t Zahm!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
Lol Zahm.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
That sounds familiar.
On more than one occasion, I was sure that the mass rhythmic bouncing to “Since U Been Gone” would doom us all.
Well, hipsters aren't exactly good in the clutch
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
What. The. Fuck.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I believe someone requested the Sunsphere version

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
Masterpiece
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
/grovels
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
beauty
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Thanks for granting both of my requests...
However I would suggest you place them on Monday’s CI so that errybody can see these masterpieces
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Second
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
I might watch Kornheiser just to hear his pronunciation of "orange" this week.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:19 AM EST reply actions
IE/KG - Also good find because I want nude patent pumps SO BAD TOO
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
OMG I HAVE NUDE PATENT PUMPS NO FUCKING LIE
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
/takei
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
I BET THEY MAKE YOUR LEGS LOOK LONG
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
But wouldn't this result in your waist being approximately at the ceiling?
This is not necessarily bad except that your torso would be crushed into human mush against the ceiling.
like me personally?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
yeah I've had to duck to miss light fixtures before...that was weird
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
as long as my legs can look (DM for overshare)
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG want
/even did crazy girl hand waving
//kinda sad about that part
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
GYRL
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
THEY KILL MY FEET THOUGH
the last time i wore them i had to ask for a piggy back ride home LOLLLLLLL
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
SHIT I BET but dayum you look good
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
Lol heels
Especially in January, all the ladies trying to get into final clubs with heels and short skirts in snow.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
/nipples
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
Aint no boots gettin' them gurls in
They have standards (I think)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
That's no way to have sex with a future millionaire
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
You people don't understand the kind of boots IE is talking about.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
Hooker Boots?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I DO
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
probs not the ones i wear
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
NO.
I know the ones you wear. And no, those are not it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
Not being part of the richy-rich faction
I can’t say for sure, but I suppose those would pass
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
HAHVAHD BOYS LIKE IT CLASSY
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
STANDARDS
They…do not have them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
She'll be along with a picture in a minute.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
And I've been given the duty to do so, so here:

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
Those would probably get the door open
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
Somebody left the gate ooooopen
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
Winter in Japan is a wonderful thing.
It’s boot season, so women wear boots. And, well, you can’t wear something that covers up the boots, because what would be the point? So the temperature drops, and the skirts get shorter.
Not that I look, of course.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
ooooOOOooo i like those.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 AM EST up reply actions
Come with us to Japan
ALL. THE. SHOES.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 AM EST up reply actions
i wish i had more money because i fucking love shoes
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
She's now trying to figure out where to buy the shoes she posted.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:57 AM EST up reply actions
studs and laces and uuuugh i need black boots.
jealous of IE
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
don't be too jealous. it's a japanese site that I don't think ships to Hawaii.
must find on a different site!!
At least I have a beach.
I've noticed the really leather high-heeled boots have become popular
Even if they’re not boots, the high-heeled shoes with lots of leather everywhere
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:59 AM EST up reply actions
Yep. Trends.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
i wore heels last weekend but only because i was going across the street
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
what's across the street?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
my good friend from high school's house...which is actually a frat
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
yes, heels for there.
for serious, COME TO DALLAS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
that implies i have money.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
birthday present from momma?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
"Mom, I need tickets to meet a friend I met on a message board"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
no "mom i need money for a plane ticket for labor day weekend for Michigan football opening weekend"
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
Ah, yes, of course
ESS EEE CEE BEAT THEM YANKEES PAWL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
MAMA WILLBECHAMPIONS LAUGHS
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
Had to try!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
I walked about about a mile in heels a skirt and a light jacket one night
it was awesome
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
WOOO
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
From the Nobody Cares About Your Skyrim Game Bureau...
LOL found a glitch in the game and I’m stuck in a dungeon.
Always remember the safe word, kids.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 AM EST reply actions
Are you ready for Man City?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
No. 7 hours, so I should probably start pregaming.
And by that, I mean continue drinking.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
My friends figured out a glitch that gave unlimited money
Obviously, the game became less interesting after that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
I know that feel, bro.
I know that feel.
Fuck you forever, Water Temple.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Awesome tiebreaker in the Clijsters- Li match
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Well, that ain't workin'.
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NO SLEEP FOR YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN FOR MY WELL BEING MA'AM
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WATCH CON AIR!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
Nic Cage....ewwwwww
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
Aparantley you have been in a coma the last 10 or so years
Exhibit A

I cant tell the difference between any of his last 6 or 7 movies
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
donut want to
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So...it looks like Tressel to the Colts HC is actually going to happen
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ALL THE PUNTING! And Andrew Luck's career will be ruined
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
But Punting is winning.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least I have a beach.
/Tressel drafts Luck
//Makes him sit behind Dan Orlovsky for 3 years
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
Alright, FIFA game and then off to bed
Good night, fellow degenerates. See you next weekend (and by weekend I mean Monday)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 AM EST reply actions
i guess
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Sorry, Sunday (or today I guess)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
i forget it's sunday for some already
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Not gonna be here for pigskin action?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
This is it for me
Time to go stretch out on the couch and fall asleep to something streaming via the Logitech Revue. Catch you all on the other side of… wait, we’re already past midnight.
Well, see you tom — wait, it’s already “tomorrow.”
Ehhhhhh, see ya in a few.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 AM EST reply actions
so my mom was texting me and i was coherently texting her back
apparently at the MSU-pur—?? game earlier the msu student section was chanting “i hope you tear your acl again”.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 AM EST reply actions
Wow
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
quoting my mother: keep it classy, spartans
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
I'm impressed they know what an ACL is.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
can i just kind of giggle at my sister who is a communications major at msu?
and asks me how she can do her taxes? love her. but lol.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Communications? OH DEAR LORD!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
Which reminds me
Georgia.
Really? Really, Georgia?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
FURK FURK FURK FURK FURK
GTFO DOMER
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
...

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It worked!
/is okay, I know we sucked that game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
YOU LOOK LIKE HIM DON"T YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
You'll have to consult the authority on that.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:57 AM EST up reply actions
This is my own personal envisionment of ACS

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 AM EST up reply actions
...
I suggest you get your affairs in order.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair, I also imagine Mango Stasi, Wahoocrew and others as different versions of Matt Ryan
He just represents the generic EDSBS commentariat member to me for whatever reason
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
I imagine he's close to what I imagine Judas to look like.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
...

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They were just happy to make a bowl this year.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
GO FOR THE FIELD GOAL, RICHT, IT'S A GOOD IDEA
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
losing to michigan state is like losing to that asshole in ihgh school you hated
OH WAIT IT IS NOT LIKE THAT, IT IS EXACTLY THAT
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
Indeed, it sucks
At least we haven’t lost 4 in a row TROLOLOLOL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
alright fuck you.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
Ess eee cee, something like that
Is alright, I don’t harbor that much hate against Michigan. After all, your basketball shame was our boon, right? TROLOLOLOL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:45 AM EST up reply actions
TOMMY AMAKER
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:45 AM EST up reply actions
you were around when i said i saw him paying for parking once, right?
like at a meter, near some athletic buildings? lolz. tommy amaker.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
Clearly Meechigan puts heavy priority on its basketball program
Oh well, I think he technically gets some endowed chair or something crazy like that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
COLLEGE KICKERS ARE RELIABLE
BUY BUY BUY!
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
Official motto of the state of Georgia:
Never trust your kicker.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
/grudgingly nods approvingly
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
/Stolen shamelessly from Tallahassee
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:45 AM EST up reply actions
That was almost as bad as when Oregon fans basically threatened to kill Kevin Love's parents
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
OK, have to log out and cool down before bed.
Good night.
Boooo
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
okay I am going to bed again
Hopefully it works this time.
Moar annoying chiligirl-help questions in mere hours!
woooooooooooooo
also going to bed….brrrrrrrrrrrr i’m cold
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:45 AM EST up reply actions
COME ON NOW MY EARS ARE JUST STARTING TO THAW
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions
I have to get up early and not slack on cleaning tomorrow and GROCERYSTORE while everyone else at church!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions
IT'S STILL 10:46 HERE PLZ DON'T LEAVE ME
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
GO GRADE SOME PAPERS OR SOMTHING
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
pshh...fuck no, that's what after midnight and heavy alcohol is for
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
YOU GET AN A AND YOU GET AN A AND YOU GET AN A
EVERYBODY GETS AN A
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
actually, i'm a very realistic grader...which means most people get C's or lower
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
got an a- in orgo. didnt have to take lab though.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
she beat me too
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
i might have to say good gene pool helped me out there
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 AM EST up reply actions
i also only took orgo I. not two.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
No intro to biochem?
Fake. ass. orgo.
/jk
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
No, that means you are a prick grader
Unless you just happen to be surrounded by really average students
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
no, they're just all idiots...I'm the TA who doesn't follow the UC inflation
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
WOOH GRADE INFLATION
/still has mediocre GPA
//furk
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
i'm in engineering.....WHAT IS GRADE INFLATION?
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
I'm in philosophy...WHAT IS JOB?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions
I guess actual Philosophy majors think that "understanding others better than they understand themselves" and that extra arrogance is worth the wasted student loans and lack of future occupation
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
I had a friend who was a philosophy major. He eventually went to med school
At least I have a beach.
"Well, you've only got 2 weeks to live. But life is meaningless anyways, so you're better off."
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think the title of every philosophy course at nearly every college ever should be titled "Why God Doesn't Exist and Human Lives are Futile and Pointless
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
With the follow up: "Let's all smoke Gauloises and make fun of everyone else."
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I had that choice, Id still go the Bio/Chem route before Id choose philosophy
A lot of useless nonsense/papers for nothing
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:59 AM EST up reply actions
you were Biochem too?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Oh no..I am a Business major
I was just saying that had I pursue that course, I think Id take Biology or Chem. ahead of Philosophy for my major. If I could get in with a History degree however, I would take that ahead of Bio or Chem or Biochem
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
*was
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
Also known as the "Most hated person on campus at UC Riverside"
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
that would actually be my professor...who failed 40% of the student's last quarter
5 people out of nearly 400 got A’s
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Failing people?
Not familiar with this concept
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions
The tiredness has left so I might hang around more
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
I'm still around
although I’m boring and morose at the moment.
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Don't be either of those things!
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Probably leaving soon
though I have a sneaking suspicion that insomnia may be in my near future, so we’ll see.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
I'm about to turn on my A/C.
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I turned it on Thursday now just cold because the fan is laughing at me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
Wat.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
I just realized it's 75 in my apartment.
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But that's comfortable.
/paranoid look
WHAT?
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I prefer it at a nice 68.
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That's actually about right.
But when it’s cold outside, I skew warmer inside.
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O'Hare's Snow-Boiling Machine has been running constantly since Friday morning.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
I'M B1G AND WHAT IS THIS
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's awesome, is what it is.
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WAC soon to be Mountain West agrees
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
GRRRRRIT WEATHER.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
and you get a rec...and you get a rec...
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BITCHES LOVE HOT CHOCOLATE
seriously though, bought hot chocolate and marshmallows at krogers today. solid purchase.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:45 AM EST up reply actions
OMG if someone gave me hot chocolate right nwo i would kiss them
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
i am so glad i also bought fruit by the foot cause i just ate one
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
Advice the first: Probably don't call her chiligirl to her face.
And there’s plenty more guidance where that came from!
They fumbled around like high school kids.
He tried to kiss her and missed. Or something adorable like that.
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So many commercials!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions
/poke poke poke
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
who's still around?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 AM EST reply actions
meeeee
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
how ya feelin?
how was meatspace?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
weird. hipster. weird.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
hipsters are the worst
(looking at your scarf, purwho!)
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 1:59 AM EST up reply actions
not always. i mean, the guy who checked me out at urban outfitters the other day was great because he gave me 3 dollars of my change in quarters so i could do laundry.
just weird when they randomly touch your face and stuff.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
You didn't find it awkward that he was "eye-touching" you?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
bowchickabowwow
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TUCKER!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DANGIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
I was just typing that.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:03 AM EST up reply actions
BOW CHICKA HONK HONK
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 AM EST up reply actions
HEY CHICKA BUM BUM
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by greekpadre on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
CHICKA CHICKA BOOM BOOM
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions
CABOOSE!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions
No that was the alien dude
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, I know the honk was the alien dude.
I just like shouting at Caboose.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:09 AM EST up reply actions
GOOSE ON THE LOOSE
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 AM EST up reply actions
wait wut
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
US
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
Nobody.
You are all alone. It is dark. You may be eaten by a grue.
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me
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Lol Syracuse.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
Present.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
Not me.
Checking out now, hoping for a good night’s sleep, and then hopefully ALL. THE. SKYRIM. tomorrow and everything returning to normal.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX
Put. The bunny. Back. In the box.
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why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?
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Garland Green is a creepy motherfucker.
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Steve Buscemi is the fucking man
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?
One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
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See directly above.
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Foot Fetish people must love this St. Ives commercial
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soo...need another drink. Kraken or Pipeline Porter?
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kraken
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
Both solid choices.
Also both in my house at the moment.
But I’m drinking the Deschutes Jubelale to finish it off.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:03 AM EST up reply actions
yuengling tallboy
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 AM EST up reply actions
i couldn't find the Jubeale
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i'm in Cali...Kona is one of my favorites
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So you're saying there's a chance....
…that I could get it on the mainland?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 AM EST up reply actions
I could routinely get it when I was in Charlotte, and have seen it a couple places here in Savannah
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I feel I should be exempt from having to watch Comcast commercials since I already fucking have Comcast.
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I HATE COMCAST
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 AM EST up reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 AM EST up reply actions
What's worse?
Every time I am subjected to a commercial for Comcast or Cox or Verizon FIOS or UVerse.
Anyone wanna guess why?
/seethe
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Because...you....can't...get...them?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 AM EST up reply actions
/RAEG
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What do you use for internet?
Must be expensive as fuck
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 AM EST up reply actions
DSL from the local dump-ass telco.
It’s why I can’t get ESPN3.
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That said, I'm very, very satisfied with DirecTV
and would be inclined to keep it even if there were another option aside from the shitstains at DishNetwork.
But I would really love an ACTUAL FUCKING INTERNET CONNECTION
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Direct TV might be the excuse we use to get a 4 bedroom house at Polk as opposed to a 3 bedroom.
Apparently another guy couldn’t get Direct TV from his house, and it’s required for him since he needs Latin American special channels or something (specialist like I am for Japan). So he complained, and they moved him into a house where he could get the angle shot. So, since I need Japanese channels…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 AM EST up reply actions
I... don't know that there are any Japanese channels on DirecTV
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There are on Dish Network, at least.
I haven’t looked at it, but the housing office doesn’t need to know that. As long as it gets us a 4 bedroom.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
The hell is the extra bedroom for?
/shoes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 AM EST up reply actions
Dude, always have an extra bedroom.
It’s called “an office” or “a guest room” or “storage space”.
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The threeve thousand books and ARMY JUNK WE HAVE TO LUG AROUND.
You’re Welcome!
At least I have a beach.
I'm thinking, since they'll be living in the contiguous 48 for the first time in awhile
ALL THE VISITING FAMILY MEMBERS.
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We can't even get them to visit us in HAWAII, you think they'll come to Louisiana???
excuse me while I pass out laughing….
At least I have a beach.
Hey, they can drive to Lousyanna.
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Oh God no.
Please, heavens no.
Though it would be bloody typical. Can’t get them to visit when we’re in cool places like Japan or Hawaii. But Bumfornication Louisiana? Sure, why not.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just thinking it's a cheaper trip.
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well, honestly, it's about the same. Since Hawaii is such a big tourist destination
airfare is often pretty cheap. Also, big airport, so fewer connections.
At least I have a beach.
Also, since we've offered to pay for it...
/RAEG AT STUPID PARENTS
//SERIOUSLY DO NOT SEND MY SISTER IT WILL END IN PRISON FOR ONE OF US
///RAEG
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:25 AM EST up reply actions
I would have to look it up
but then, you’ll want to look it up anyway… :)
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We will.
And we won’t tell them that I can get NHK news for free on the interwebz.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 AM EST up reply actions
night
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BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE DIABETES!
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Why they believed Nicolas Cage was a hardcore criminal when he did everything to protect people on this flight
Is beyond me.
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totally just remembered i have a little bit of the eel roll i had earlier left
woooooooooo
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 AM EST reply actions
Eel roll
What is this…i dont even…?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 AM EST up reply actions
SUSHI MOTHERFUCKER
DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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No, why no I dont
Id rather eat a raw can of broken biscuits
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 AM EST up reply actions
You're deranged.
But, so be it.
PITS, FRONT AND CENTER. WE HAVE A BUYER FOR THE HELLBEAST.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pain in the Sash thanks you for taking the hellbeast off his hands.
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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/eyes narrow
I charge rent for hanging out in my brain, woman.
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I imagine it's a place I might not want to spend a whole lot of time.
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That wasn't nice.
My brain is fine. You might have to dodge thousands of flying numbers, though.
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I just meant there's probably a bunch of boy thoughts I wouldn't want to be privy to.
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I do not understand.
The concept is foreign.
I am a robot.
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はい、寿司を話せます。
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 AM EST up reply actions
...
什么?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
Yes.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
不中話
日本語
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 AM EST up reply actions
怀恨在心者
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 AM EST up reply actions
I initialy threw that into Google Japan to translate it into Japanese, and was confused.
When I saw it in English, I lol’d.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 AM EST up reply actions
私はあなたの母親とセックスしていた
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions
お前はおりゃの母のやったのかい?
お前は馬鹿やね・・・
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 AM EST up reply actions
ノートルダムは低下上のプログラムであり、
おそらく私たちの生涯で別の選手権を獲得しません。
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 AM EST up reply actions
That was supposed to read "Notre Dame is a program on the decline and probably will not win another championship in our lifetime"
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:26 AM EST up reply actions
Also a little too formal and stilted.
But nice effort. They even changed Notre Dame accurately.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:26 AM EST up reply actions
What would it have read to you?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:27 AM EST up reply actions
That's about what it would have been in English. The "de ari" and "osoraku"
are a bit odd, in the sense that it sounds like a newscast, and not something someone says in conversation.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:29 AM EST up reply actions
.
ラスベガスでは、この神経の夜に奇妙な思い出。 5年後?六?それは寿命のように思える、または少なくともメインの時代 – 再び来るはずのないピークの一種。中央の60年代のサンフランシスコでは、非常に特別な時間との一部となる場所だった。多分それは何を意味した。多分、長期的に…しかし何の説明、言葉や音楽や思い出のない組み合わせは、時間と世界のその隅にあると生きていることを知るその感覚に触れることができないではない。それが意味する何でも。…
歴史は、これは、すべての雇わでたらめで、知ることは困難であるが、さらに"歴史"のことを確認することなく、それがために、すべての今、次に全体の世代のエネルギーは、長い素晴らしいフラッシュに頭に来ると考えるのは全く妥当であると思われる誰もが本当にで理解していない時間と理由が振り返って、説明することはない、何が実際に起こった。
その時の私の中心的なメモリは、1つまたは五多分40夜、または非常に早い朝 – 時私が代わりに帰宅のフィルモアハーフクレイジーとを、左、ベイブリッジを渡って大きな650ライトニングを目的とした百時にハングアップするようですマイルLL Beanのショートパンツとビュート飼主のジャケット…確かではない、オークランドとバークレーとリッチモンドのライトでトレジャーアイランドのトンネルを通って活況を呈して私はもう一方の端(になった時のターンオフ時間にいつもで失速着用時間あまりにも)私は変化をファンブルしながらニュートラルを見つけることがねじれたトールゲート、…しかし、確実に特定されている私は人々は私がいたのと同じくらい高いと野生いた場所に来ると行った方法に関係なく、A:いいえ疑いですべてのことについて…
狂気は、任意の時間に、任意の方向にあった。そうでない場合は湾、そしてゴールデンゲートを上下に101ロスアルトスまたはラホンダへ。…あなたはどこ火花を打つことができる。我々がやっていた何でも我々が勝利したこと、右だと幻想的な普遍的な感覚があった。…
そしてそれは、私が思うに、古いと悪の力以上避けられない勝利のハンドル – そういう意味だ。どんな意味や軍事的な意味ではなく、我々はそれを必要としなかった。私たちのエネルギーは単純に勝つだろう。ない点は、我々の側または彼らのオンとの戦いになかった。我々は、すべての勢いを持っていた。我々は高いと美しい波に乗っていた…。
だから今、5年未満後には、ラスベガスでの急な丘の上に登ると西を見て、そして目の右側の種類にはほとんど波がついに壊れたとロールの最高水準点 – その場所を見ることができることができるバック。
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:30 AM EST up reply actions
tl;dr
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:31 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Is this a dissertation of how overrated Jim Boeheim is and how Syracuse cant ever seem to get pass the Sweet 16?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 AM EST up reply actions
Hunter S. Thompson. Nice.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 AM EST up reply actions
I love how "LLBean" is thrown in there randomly in the middle
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Kind of odd they didn't put the "bean" in katakana.
But whatever.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 AM EST up reply actions
I think I deserve some sort of acknowledgement that I nailed the quote in Japanese
but….
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 AM EST up reply actions
Is that gibberish or actual words?
/used google translate
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 AM EST up reply actions
It's actually a very polite way of saying it.
It worked and made sense.
My response probably won’t work so well in Google Translate…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 AM EST up reply actions
minus the eel just sitting on the bottom of this plate
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 AM EST up reply actions
Eel... roll?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:11 AM EST up reply actions
Shut up, Speidey.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't feed that to the dogs.
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Sir
You speak of what you do not know
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
YOU SAID TWO WEEKS
YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE US OTHERWISE NOW
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No, a fucking dumbass on Wikipedia said that
If I came to your house and cooked you lamb spiedies you’d sing a different tune.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 AM EST up reply actions
It's rotten meat.
At least sushi is fresh*
*offer may not be valid in Michigan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
Again
Do not know of what you speak
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
KROGER SAID IT WAS FRESH
seriously though i’ve never gotten sick from having eel in michigan and it’s my go to
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 AM EST up reply actions
Eel is cooked anyways.
Because not even the Japanese are going to mess with raw unagi.
/anago (different type of eel) is another story
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 AM EST up reply actions
yeah i know. i wasn't about to get some salmon or tuna from kroger. that would be questionable.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 AM EST up reply actions
I misread that at first.
Let’s just say that my misread relied on the idea that you had, in fact, already eaten the whole thing already.
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Yum.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 AM EST up reply actions
I completely and totally understand what this is, and have eaten eel myself, and I enjoy it.
However, I’m a bit nervous that you are able to acquire this is the middle of Michigan….
At least I have a beach.
from a kroger. lawlz.
tastes good to me but i’m sure i’d love it slightly moer authentic.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
is your accent still raging?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
hmm potentially. aaaaksent.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 AM EST up reply actions
WHY AAAR WE SOOOO BLESSED?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions
I'M FROM MICHIGAN. I LIKE HAAAWKEY.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:20 AM EST up reply actions
the more I drink, the thicker my southern accent comes out
when I went first went to college everyone made fun of me for my southern accent. i worked on it but it comes out whenever I drink a whole bunch
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions
I only have an accent when I'm around my grandparents.
IE finds this amusing.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 AM EST up reply actions
if i'm around my dad/grandpa too long i pick up on their new york accent thingy
see ya TOMORRAH
let’s drink some soda
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:29 AM EST up reply actions
water would be good, too
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:30 AM EST up reply actions
just had a nice glass of water
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 AM EST up reply actions
I don't even notice it, most of the time.
But apparently I morph into an Atlantan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:31 AM EST up reply actions
Soda is the right word dear
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 AM EST up reply actions
false
plus they basically say it sodurr cause they do that whole “add an r to the end of words ending in vowels” thing
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 AM EST up reply actions
True
Next you’ll tell me deep dish is actual pizza
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 AM EST up reply actions
i used to get really excited when we visited my family in ny
i like folding thin pizza
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 AM EST up reply actions
I grew up with it being coke, but can handle soda.
Just don’t call it “Pahp”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 AM EST up reply actions
I WANT SOME FAYGO PAHP PAWWWWL
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 AM EST up reply actions
Nobody calling in to Pawwwlll calls it Pahp.
It’s Coke down there.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:35 AM EST up reply actions
I wanna Co-Cooooola Paaaaawwwwwwl.
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What kind?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 AM EST up reply actions
Diet what?
Sprite? RC? Mr. Pibb? Actual Coca-Cola?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:38 AM EST up reply actions
Here you go, little lady

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 AM EST up reply actions
DANGLING MODIFIER HEARD ON 30 ROCK
NOOOOOOOOO
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Holy shit! I may pass out in the next hour on account i just poured myself 2-3 shots of Kraken
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The karate kicks get me every time, Nic Cage.
You are one ridiculous human being.
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I am sick
There is no medicine for what I have
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 AM EST up reply actions
COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS
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You don't gotta take a piss
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:26 AM EST up reply actions
RUN HEROICALLY IN SLOW MOTION!
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Guy in a near diabetic coma
Apparently is going to save that woman from being raped
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I wonder sometims what it must be like
for someone to wander in here, have no idea you’re watching a movie and commenting on it, and see comments like this and go “WTF?!?!?!?!!!”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 AM EST up reply actions
Apparantly a truck is a bulldozer
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It has the bulldozer thing on the front
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 AM EST up reply actions
In case you haven't gotten satisfied your gross Nic Cage fetish yet, Nick
Face/off in on HBO right now
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I don't have HBO
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 AM EST up reply actions
Its my favorite channel
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:38 AM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE HELL STEVE BUSCEMI
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I love that he's watching for the first time
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 AM EST up reply actions
What the hell are yall watching
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 AM EST up reply actions
I just searched for it on my menu, and I cant find it
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:39 AM EST up reply actions
Ok thanx
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 AM EST up reply actions
THE LITTLE GIRL IS STILL ALIVE!
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Haha I love that you're watching this for the first time
Makes this ever better
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 AM EST up reply actions
ok. time to go to bed.
thanks for all the entertainment for the night, guyz
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 AM EST reply actions
Boo
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 AM EST up reply actions
night
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Adios
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:42 AM EST up reply actions
Good night!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:42 AM EST up reply actions
Make a move and the bunny gets it.
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I'm gonna show you God does exist
This movie is so bad
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This movie looks incredibly low-budget despite the fact that its about being on a plane with explosions and shit
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 AM EST up reply actions
The plane itself looks like a giant piece of shit as well.
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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Michael Boom Bah Baysplosions
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 AM EST up reply actions
YEAH NICOLAS CAGE
YOU TAKE THAT GUNSHOT LIKE IT’S FUCKING NOTHING
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oh my God, this movies is ridiculous
WITH THE BITCHSLAP
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This movie is fucking awesome to watch
Because of the ridiculousness
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, OFD
I’m not sure why I even bother with any ND sites at all, actually.
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What now?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 AM EST up reply actions
Just continuation of the same from before.
I’m not irrationally exuberant about Gunner Kiel, so I’m a negative hater.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 AM EST up reply actions
far too late for me as well
I have comps tomorrow. sweet dreams, errybody!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 2:46 AM EST reply actions
Kraken has set in hard...and stilll have more to drink
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FINISH. THE. DRILL.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 AM EST up reply actions
will do
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Con Air doesnt come close to my top 5 favorite movies from 1997
1. L.A. Confidential
2. Titanic
3. Men in Black
4. Air Force One
5. Nothing to Lose
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 AM EST up reply actions
YOU DO NOT FORGET HERCULES
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I recognize Nothing to Lose is widely considered an average to below average movie
But its like the original Office Space
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 AM EST up reply actions
Air Force One definitely knocks it off the airplane movie pedastal.
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Um
Nice commercial about increasing the female orgasm
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Every time we've gotten in the car this week
there has been a commercial for an ED clinic. I really didn’t realize what a rampant problem this is.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 AM EST up reply actions
the female organism doesn't actually exist. it is all a myth.
/something probably believed on ndnation
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
Stop singing you creepy fucker.
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Garland Greene is the man
Ma’am
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 AM EST up reply actions
omg! really? this movie
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YES
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 AM EST up reply actions
I feel like half the budget went towards this scene
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no, just the fucking copyright
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Shoulda moved your Corvette.
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the rock...this is surreal
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IT GETS BETTER
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 AM EST up reply actions
12 Monkeys
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 AM EST up reply actions
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
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If you can drive a plane, you can drive a firetruck.
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are you shitting me?
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This piece of shit was nominated for Academy Awards
I SHIT YOU NOT
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For what, Best Parody?
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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec
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The film was nominated for Academy Awards for Best Song and Best Sound (Kevin O'Connell, Greg P. Russell and Art Rochester), losing to Titanic in both categories.
“How Do I Live” was nominated for both an Academy Award for Best Original Song and a Razzie for Worst Original Song, but won neither.[
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 AM EST up reply actions
Landing in a pile of money!
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really?
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FUCK YEAH
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 AM EST up reply actions
SERIOUSLY
WHERE DOES THE TRASH PULVERIZER COME FROM?
THEY WERE NOT IN AN INDUSTRIAL AREA!
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OH YEAH ROMANTIC SONG
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ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 AM EST up reply actions
No, My Heart Will Go On wins this
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CHEESY 90'S BALLAD!
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Don't turn the movie off until the credits greekpadre
Trust me
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GUESS WHO PISSED THE HELLBEAST OFF
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This guy ^
?
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STORY
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 AM EST up reply actions
storytime
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We were talking about going to the bar. She goes I don't want to. He goes no you should. She said no. He goes fine don't
She says I am because I don’t trust you. So we go to the bar. She is bitching about everything. Literally. Finally after an hour she says, I wish I didn’t come. I said me too. So she started crying but I didn’t know why because she gets pissed at everything. Turns out it was because she heard me. Now he’s mad at me, she’s mad at me too. He won’t talk to me because I ruined his night.
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WELL DONE PADAWAN
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two words: i'm sorry
even if she’s a hellbeast, apologize
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Fuck that.
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I am so pissed right now
Literally three of my closest friends have turned on me because of this. The kid that I am the best man for is even mad at me because she was his best friend. I seriously want to hurt someone
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 AM EST up reply actions
NO.
His mistake was not in saying it; it was in not saying it louder.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 AM EST up reply actions
Look, I would go with this. Even if the sentiment is true, the reaction is one you are sorry about, right?
so, just apologize. You don’t have to be elaborate, flowery, or excessively wordy. Just say you’re sorry that everybody had a bad night.
At least I have a beach.
No. I went to apologize for him and he told me to fuck off
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*To him
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Well then he can fuck off
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 AM EST up reply actions
You called it below--he's blaming you for his issues.
Frankly, at this point I’d get out of the house if I could. You’d be better off. She’s a raging headcase.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 AM EST up reply actions
yep
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I would but I have no place else to go
I have 3 months left here. Just gotta stick it out. If he hasn’t figured it out by now, he needs to get hit in the fucking head
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 AM EST up reply actions
I just want to clarify here: she TOLD him she didn't trust him and that that was why she was going to the bar?
And he didn’t do/say anything about it?
At least I have a beach.
She didn't want to be there
then inflicted herself on everyone
then had a fucking cow
And it’s all PITS’ fault. Yup. Makes total sense to me.
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yeah, no...that's bullshit
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I seriously love you guys. Thanks
And this is word for word what happened.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 AM EST up reply actions
Simple, to the point:
She ruined his night by deciding to go even though she didn’t want to, and made everyone else miserable because she didn’t want to be there.
And she did so because she DOESN’T TRUST HIM.
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HIM in your last sentence being "the boyfriend", right?
Just trying to clarify.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, of course.
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Thanks. Just making sure.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, this is messed up. And if you decide to explain it all to your friend to try to convince him she's crazy
THIS is the point to emphasize.
At least I have a beach.
She's not the only crazy one.
The boyfriend is certifiable too.
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And codependent
Or at least vagina-dependent.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 AM EST up reply actions
Like I just said, I tried to apologize to her boyfriend
He told me to fuck off. So yeah, I’m done
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 AM EST up reply actions
i dont' know what i else I can say.
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I really do appreciate all your guys' help
I feel defeated not because she’s pissed at me. But because so many people that know what she does have sided with her. If they can’t see it, he never will.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 AM EST up reply actions
Seriously?
I’d light into him. How many times has she (or they) ruined YOUR night by being raging fuckwits? This is HIS fault for being a pussy-whipped co-dependent sissy.
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ok. you're right. good effort; don't waste any more.
perhaps clearer heads will prevail in the morning?
At least I have a beach.
I fucking hope so
Neither of them has the spine to even text me about it
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 AM EST up reply actions
/more anger because this shit pisses me off
So, she spends all night being a fucking harpy, then proclaims SHE wishes SHE hadn’t come… and YOU’RE an asshole for AGREEING?
No. Fuck no. FUCK NO.
These people need a beating with the clue-by-four.
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If I get questioned about it tomorrow, she's going down
I’m fed up with this irrational bullshit
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 AM EST up reply actions
She can get over it
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 AM EST up reply actions
Of all the times she has ruined his night
He’s blaming me because he finally has an excuse
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 AM EST up reply actions
Codependency: He has it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 3:18 AM EST up reply actions
While Im giving my movie opinions...
Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time
/As if thre was any debating this
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
There is
A lot of debating
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 AM EST up reply actions
1. Kubrick
2. Scorcese
3. Hitchcock
4. Coppola
5. Capra
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 AM EST up reply actions
1. Kubrick
2. Hitchcock
3. Coppola
4. Scorcese
5. Capra
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HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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HOW DO I BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WITHOUT YOU!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 AM EST up reply actions
"How do I live? WITHOUT YOU?"
great song to sing drunk
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I love this scene
By the way, Baby-O?
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I KNOW.
I was quoting it word for word
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 AM EST up reply actions
I am shocked. That was...something
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
It's been fun y'all.
I gotta hit the hay. Lots of work to do tomorrow.
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night
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
BTW. you guys are very busy for this time of night
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 AM EST reply actions
night
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
That's what I say
But based on Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler, probably for the best
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 AM EST up reply actions
THE BEST LOOKING BADASS ON THE BEACH
Amazing commercial.
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WHY DOES KATHERINE HEIGL STILL GET CAST IN MOVIES?
MEN AND WOMEN DON’T LIKE HER
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btw...I'm blaming you for making me listen to LeAnn Rimes for the second time tonight
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Haha
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 3:26 AM EST up reply actions
I'm blaming you guys for my excessive drinking
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 AM EST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 4:12 AM EST up reply actions
Way to realize everyone's gone a half hour after they leave there, champ.
/head smack
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HI
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:16 AM EST up reply actions
OH HI!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 4:21 AM EST up reply actions
And I just got back from the conveniance store
/chomps down on Philly Cheesesteak
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 4:21 AM EST up reply actions
guys. i am awake. and not hungover. thank COTG.
i should be able to make it to the library after lunch. miraculous.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 AM EST reply actions
NOOOOO DO ZEBRA DANCE
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
All I remember was having a good time and goofing off
And hen leaving and saying goodbye to everyone I knew because I was angrier at my friend than I’ve been towards anyone in a long, long time. Dont remember what set it off, but I do remember the straight rage I felt. Fun times in the chi!
ahh i know the feeling.
also, just followed you on twitter
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
Preemptive jump?
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/22/2725103/i-shaved-my-face-and-combed-my-hair-and-stumbled-down-the-stairs-to
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/22/2725103/i-shaved-my-face-and-combed-my-hair-and-stumbled-down-the-stairs-to
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/22/2725103/i-shaved-my-face-and-combed-my-hair-and-stumbled-down-the-stairs-to
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/22/2725103/i-shaved-my-face-and-combed-my-hair-and-stumbled-down-the-stairs-to
Well, not really preemptive at this point. But there’s another open thread up.
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