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Hey, Syracuse nearly won!

Even though they were never within one possession within like the last 30min.

by Erik T on Jan 21, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

At the end?

Yeah, ND tried to throw the game away repeatedly.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have Paint Shop Pro on this computer at the moment.

Otherwise, Hammond would be going over Brey’s face on this picture in a few minutes.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Trollface

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Magnifique.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

WE NEED HAMMONDHEADS AT ND GAMES.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That was scary.

Thankfully the recipient was okay.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

that kid flew

not pretty

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

If the tweets are true, RIP

I wish it could have ended differently. I hope people don’t forget all of the good things the man stood for.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 21, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

RIP

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

When did Jeff Goldblum make a movie about Joe Paterno?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently still not true

@markcviera: Dan McGinn, Paterno family spokesman, at 8:57 p.m. on reports about Paterno’s death: “Absolutely not true.”

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wut.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? I don't like the Gold ones at all

I like the green ones they wear on Senior Night

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

michigan is not a hellhole.

pffffffft

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

cold frozen hell.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The SE portion is much better after Opening Day

Go Tigers!

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

YESSSSS TIGERS

i am so upset about vmart.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It may be a hellhole, but it's a little brighter and shinier lately.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello Friend.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That is my favorite of Holly's works...

it is so subtly creepy

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

always makes me think of Terminator 2

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that where the ND-Michigan hockey game is?

I has a sad.:(

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by PAK on Jan 21, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't either.

Basic cable is no fun at all.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 21, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You want no fun?

I lost the remote to the wife after a day of sports watching. Real. Housewives.

/cuts self in ears and eyes

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by Big Jon on Jan 21, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Streaming radio here.

ND’s announcers so YMMV. link

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by PAK on Jan 21, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

though, I will say this:

the PBP guy is really solid at calling the action.

@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have it

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Michigan line has to be exhausted

They killed the entire penalty and now with the icing, they’re not allowed to change

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

As much as I'd like to make fun of that

The Pirates will have Styx and Boys II Men concerts this summer. Sigh.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 21, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT WILL THE TIME BE THERE

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Is he playing without the Time?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if the Mothafuckin' Time are there too

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

I read that name and said “that could kinda be the ruckus”

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Can they get T-Pain and Vanilla Ice together?

That would be worth seeing

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 21, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

when i think of the 90s, I think of Ice Ice Baby

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Handy flowchart, courtesy of xkcd

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by darthbubba on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Rest in peace, Joe.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 21, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

SBnation story

http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/1/21/2724252/joe-paterno-dead-penn-state-football-joepa

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMMIT, stop looking so calm and collected Hunwick.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

I like Hunwick because he's an idiot whose prone to absolute meltdowns

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

GRIT

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

similarly have a lot of love for vincent smith

so much GRIIIIIIT.

i mean mgoblue lists him at 5’6". i was standing right next to him and….dude is short.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

He's pretty awesome.

Dude’s shorter than I am and pass-blocks linebackers for fun.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont know what has happened to scoring in general in college basketball this year

It used to be an historically bad night for a team to end up with a score in the 40s and absurd for a team to score in the 30s, but now it seems like it happens incredibly frequently

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody knows how to fucking shoot anymore.

And as the players get bigger/stronger/faster, the defense get better (even in the NBA).

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think the NBA is the brutal schedule coupled with little preseason time to get in shape

No idea what the deal is with college, though I don’t know what the numbers are in college.

by bruinM on Jan 21, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

No, seriously. No one knows how to fucking shoot.

In AAU ball, you get famous for going to the rack, and nobody takes the time to learn how to shoot. And high school coaches are an afterthought these days.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

I stopped paying attention to hoop’teh baal for 8+ years, and was shocked at how bad the shooting had become in that time frame.

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Jan 21, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

More and more teams working the shot clock and playing packed-in defenses.

Also, just the fact that college players are worse shooters as a whole.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the sounds of hockey.

So much better than the sounds of squeakyfoulyhoops.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

Except when some idiot sitting in the front row decides to bang on the glass to show his excitement.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That's some bush league shit.

How do such dipshits afford glass seats to NHL games? I sat on the glass for a Blues-Coyotes game and the only uncivil thing I did was subtly troll Pierre Turgeon by wearing a Canadiens sweater. All I got back from Frenchie was a long stare after a play.

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by Big Jon on Jan 21, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I've sat behind the glass at minor league games.

Never had the urge to bang on the glass. Though seeing people get checked right in front of me was pretty awesome.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 21, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The best seats are not on the glass

No one that is actually there to watch the game wants to be on the glass

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I like to be just above the glass in terms of my line of sight

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The net is only on the end

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha

ND puts its student section right next to the penalty box

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

And the band behind and above the hated goalie

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, this sounds like a fantastic idea.

It would piss off the opponent’s penalized players royally.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the intent

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't either, but they're sadly necessary

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I like to be a few rows higher than that, but basically this

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Right- those are for the assholes who want to be seen.

The real money, like in most sports, is in the luxury boxes

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true of every sport though

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Floor seats to basketball games are awesome

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I got to do this the first time I took my kids to a Wizards game

When you’re in elementary school, being that close to guys that tall is pretty cool.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't wait til my daughter is old enough to do this stuff

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So, that's like the only thing cool about being at a Wizards game.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Dan Steinberg (DC Sports Bog). . .

.. . found some guys who got into a Wiz game recently after buying tickets on Craigslist for fifty cents.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheap enough I might be able to go for once

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

they might have even been good!?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Pre-Arenas.

Got Da Firm’s courtside seats for free when Ray Allen and the Sonics were in town. Ray Ray was and still is DC#1’s favorite player. We were close enough to say hello to him during pregame warmups.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct.

One thing K-State does right is the students on the side of the court. It was even better when the students were next to the floor.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I had them at Duke Davidson. IT WAS LOUD

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i once was 5 rows behind homeplate.. literally directly behind it, and it was kind of actually somewhat hard to watch the game

but i saw a perfect game go to 9 and 2/3rds innings, so still a pretty good experience.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

At baseball games, I like to be about halfway up the first baseline

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i actually really like left field/right field seats.

my parents have a 1/4 season ticket passage up the right base line, upper deck, and not a bad view either

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The Blown Call game?

That only went 9 innings, so I guessed not, though that may have been a typo

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. my sister and i were confused why everyone was coming towards us at the end

oh theres jim joyce YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Title.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Shes not that hot

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

At first I thought he'd called him off the bag...

the throw was a bit off, and it wasn’t an easy call, but it was definitely one that a MLB ump should be able to make.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

watching the replay is so painful.

galarraga’s face drop. cabrera’s crotch grab of frustration. even the guys in the cleveland dug out were surprised.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I refuse to watch the replay

The only real silver lining is that that game is going to be remembered more than any other perfect game, except Larsen’s

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's preposterous that you can't replay something like that.

Bullshit “tradition” like that is what makes me hate baseball.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

The ticket was free and it came with a pass to a luxury box with a free buffet.

No complaints here, except that the seats were directly behind the net. It was a 5-0 final and all 5 goals were scored on the other end of the ice.

But yes, glass seats usually mean you can’t see anything along the near side boards.

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by Big Jon on Jan 21, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi Nick!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Congrats!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi everyone!

Did you all have a good time watching the game on TV?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Did everyone have fun watching the game on TV?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I was watching Chopped...

but the melting here was fun

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Was there a game on?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The old Portugese woman beat the douchebag with a lip ring in the final

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

that was a good episode

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd ask Fab Melo to write you up a game summary

but it appears he can’t read or write in English.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMMIT WUTHRIDGE

You had the net wide open, there is such a thing as being too unselfish

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Well.

Rest in peace is all I can say.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

Fab Melo comments to press after questions regarding his academic issues and absence from ND loss

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

Weird, I previewed it and everything

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 21, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

here we go

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so which super sentai is that?

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Jan 21, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

Fabulous-1.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

whatsthat?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 21, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

WHERE IS THE LINK TO THIS THREAD I CAN'T FIND IT

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

I was being subtle. ;)

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that was just not nice

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 21, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck man?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw the address and didn't click.

I appear to not have missed so much.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

NO,

YOU WILL NOT HOTLINK TO 4CHAN. THAT IS TOO FAR

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, maybe Michigan had a point about Larson when they called him psycho

My wife, who knows fuck all about hockey, just asked “Does 26 always just throw himself around like that”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

Holy fucking shit

Creighton had 13 guys score today

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 21, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Is that a good Saturday night for the male student body?

I guess it depends on the enrollment, huh?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Dangerfield makes me smile.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Rodney trivia from filming "Caddyshack"

It was his first movie, and after a day or so of shooting he went up to a production assistant and said something like ,“This is awful! I’m dying out there. Nobody’s laughing at anything!”

The person had to explain to him that he was killing everyone, but that they couldn’t laugh because they were filming and couldn’t make noise. That reassured him, and he went on to make a classic movie.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks Notre Dame (and Fab Melo!)

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Can you make a shoe smell?

Not his line, but i use this once a week or so.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright y'all, Ima head out

To all those I have offended, insulted, or otherwise antagonized, have a bourbon on me*

*by that I mean my unsecured creditors

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 21, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

WHERE ARE THE UNSECURED CREDITORS I wanna bourbonz

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

One is Fifth Third Bank.

Good luck tracking the rest down, cause I sure as hell can’t. I think my current lol school loan holder is Great Lakes Soul and Financial Health Expropriator or something like that

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

huh. Seems like a very loan friendly place.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Great Lakes Seoul?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, Great Lakes

I’ve been ignoring letters from them for a while now. Really not looking forward to having to pay them money starting this May.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 21, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume that said loan has been packaged into a security held by Manhattan Soul and Financial Health Expropriator.

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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

/reads second half of the ND-Cuse thread

//focuses on Petrilli’s comments.

HOW DELIGHTFUL.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

Were you in the student section?

I want to know how they made the hypnotize thing

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno. I was busy talking to the hot freshman next to me

a plan which was blown straight to hell when George Atkinson III showed up.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

no. Just a time to say ‘now is not the time’ and get ready for tonight. All the bars in walking distance.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

HOCKEY ON CBS SPORTS

STAYSTAYSTAYSTAY

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

There's time

Have a shitty middleweight bout first

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

THE NET GOES FLYING!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The Paterno thing may have been false

here

@markcviera: Dan McGinn, Paterno family spokesman, at 8:57 p.m. on reports about Paterno’s death: “Absolutely not true.”

by emc503 on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Twain FTW!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Saw this as well.

I felt more sure after a bunch of former players started tweeting, but I guess they aren’t any more connected than anyone else.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

22 players on these two teams have been drafted

And yet, Jack Connolly can’t get drafted despite being the best player in college hockey

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

The only thing being posted on syracusefan that I agree with

Coming from Brazil to the US is a challenge and I’m willing to give Fab some leeway. However, ultimately the facts of the situation are this:

Comes in freshman year out of shape and is a complete non-factor. Then he rips the turnstalk off his girlfriends car. Now he does not do the work and puts himself in academic trouble. If he comes back this year and does the work and leads the team to a successful season, all will be forgiven. However, if he does not come back this season and in addition leaves for the pros, he will likely go down as one of the least favorite Orangemen ever.

He is the one player we could not lose this year and losing him is akin to losing AO 2 years ago. I hope he does come back and has a chance to redeem himself. I cheer for kids as many make mistakes during their college years. You’ve got one more chance Fab – please don’t blow it.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

the turning signal stick

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It controls the vulcanized tyres of the autogyro.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

now, a ripped off navigation circle I would pay to see

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

But does it also make the crank in front turne?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as it's not out of petroleum distillerate

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

the one I took to the Prussian Embassy in Siam?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That hair..

hypnotizing

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 21, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw this, and figured Saban grew an offseason beard...

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73

I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Jan 22, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WHERE ARE KNEES

Is that you Cotton Hill?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/does this

JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK WHAT THE HELL

I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

what

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/is glad she listened to Nick against her better judgment

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

for hookers

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

and gentlemen wanting to show off some thighs

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

allegedly

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

UH that is a skirt, those are not trunks.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Skirt-trunks.

Skunks?

I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone is channeling Prince Naseem Hamed I see

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm having to explain to a friend exactly how I'm getting Paterno news...er....statements from Twitter

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

they never met the internet or wifi? I am scared

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

He’s like well I’d believe CBS before Twitter. Uh, yeah, but what if CBS put their story on Twitter

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 21, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ha. Wow. Old Skoolz y'all.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Betty White's 90th birthday party is on NBC.

Hmm.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

is it a rerun? friends watched last weekend.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, fucking Jersey Shore won the timeslot?

That does it, I’m checking out. Oblivion is preferable to sharing the planet with people this stupid.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

DER KICKYFOULS IS ON!

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Which kickyfouls?

I watched most of Norwich-Chelsea this morning, and caught a little bit of Everton-Bolton.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

USA- Venezuela

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

the 3

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

soon Venezuela will probably realize that two banks of four is unnecessary

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/Chavez nationalizes banks

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, who the hell is playing?

I feel like I saw half the US starters in the Everton match today, and one of Venezuela’s best players was on the field for Borussia Moengengladbach against Bayern.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Jurgen's taking a look at the young guys

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think Cardozo or Vizcarrondo are playing tonight for Venezuela

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Everton did not play Bolton today

/twitch

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

But Norwich trolled the fuck out of Chelsea.

They’re only a couple of points out of the top seven right now — pretty remarkable for their first year up.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

the guy went to fucking Furman. how hood rat could it be?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hoodrat?

FURMAN?

WHAT?

I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 21, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

and we kicked their asses

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Dempsey's fun to watch.

He tries shit.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

DEMPSEY CARES.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 21, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do I feel like that's going to be the theme of the Olympics

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

he can't play at the olympics

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

well maybe he can, but I thought soccer was held to U23 squads

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It is

But you get 3 exempted players

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see why he would... it's a long enough season already

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow Miami is kicking the shit out of Western Michigan

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

It's about time.

Football sucked. The AD has killed the basketball program. And Rico’s boys have been underachieving all year.

Lovely year to be a RedHawk fan.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

WMU is ranked 8th

Miami is not ranked. This is surprising

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/counts RedHawk national titles

DONE!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That was needlessly harsh

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Miami is in elite company though

One of only 4 schools who have both a President and a Super Bowl winning QB who attended their school.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 21, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That's only because Joe Montana hasn't run for President... yet

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

SHAPE UPS FOR EVERYONE!!!

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Great President or Greatest President?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

MICHIGAN SUCKS!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Stupid Michigan grad let Gary Oldman take over his plane

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

President Josiah Bartlett would have.

@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

twitch

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't you let him on the plane?

He’s the Commissioner of Police. Seems like a pretty upstanding fellow.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen The Professional

I know what he does with a small amount of authority

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You both get recs

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

MARS BITCHES

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HE TRIED TO KILL MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAATHA

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

AGGIES? WHAT AGGIES...BITCH YOU COOKIN?

/knocks over glass water
//RUN!

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Cardinal Dolan?!

Pah! How many divisions does HE have?!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You gonna bring that shit up now? With my wife right here?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, you cookin?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What about

oh. Hi spiders. Carry on.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nuclear football sails over head of secretary of defense

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

HIVED SHIT

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

given that there is a football, we do not want him anywhere near it

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Brady Quinn?

No, I agree. We aren’t ready for a female president yet.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The other 3?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

michigan is one.

gerald ford & tom brady

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't he a Center?

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

yep!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Quote from a teammate
“Ladies and gentlemen, it might interest you to know that I played football with Jerry Ford for 2 years, and it made a lasting impression on me. I was a quarterback, Jerry Ford was a center, and you might say it gave me a completely different view of the President.”

by Narrow Right on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

His number is retired.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Back in the day . . .

. . . there were a lot of jokes about how he must’ve played in either a leather helmet or before helmets were worn.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Justice White was an even better player from that era, though.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Navy is Carter and Staubach.

Stanford is Hoover and Elway. Miami is Benjamin Harrison and Roethlisberger. That list is safe for another year since no presidents went to Ole Miss, Delaware or Utah.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Mitt Romney went to BYU (for grad school, if that counts)

so this is not technically true.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

if it's on January 20th, that will still be within a year from today

/more pedantry

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

While I am drunj and posting (which is rare)

let me say thanks to all of you for the extraordinary self-restraint you all show when it comes to politics.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Baritone players: compensating for something

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree with you.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to resort to barely coherent ad hominem attacks that have nothing to do with the issue at hand, then accuse you of trolling when you call me out on it.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 21, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

RACIST

COMMUNIST
FASCIST
GODLESS HEATHEN

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds like exactly the sort of twaddle

one might expect from a fundamentalist Pastafarian. I’m getting tired of telling you that science PROVES God is Farfalle, not Spaghetti.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

TEAM MACARONI SHAPED LIKE WAGON WHEELS

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

KRAFT? KRAFT?

GET THE FUCK OUT

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you, it's part of my childhood.

I appreciate the homemade stuff, but there’s something about that neon orange.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I confess I am on this team.

I love both real mac and cheese as well as neon Kraft shit.

by Erik T on Jan 21, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

Nostalgia.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

but some nostalgia trips, like Tecmo Bowl, make you realize the greatness you had.

Other nostalgia trips, like Kraft macaroni or listening to Color Me Badd, just make you cringe.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Stanford is one

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

William Henry Harrison?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Benjamin Harrison.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Miami grad

The poli-sci building is named after him.

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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Close

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Two generations off.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, come on.

Miami (OH) is the best Miami.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Reposting from the other thread....big picture, so you can read it:

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The shirt I've always wanted . . .

. . . is the one that says “MY SISTER DECIDED AGAINST COLLEGE. SHE WENT TO OHIO UNIVERSITY INSTEAD.”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

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by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. Me too.

Do you realize how hard it is to even field teams in FBS football, Division 1 basketball, AND hockey without access to BCS money or some Dick-Ebersol-run network stupid enough to sign a TV deal with your ain’t-been-good-since-the-Visigoths-overran-the-place football program?

I’m content — mostly.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I felt real sorry for you guys in 2009, fwiw

I was pulling for y’all against Boston in the Verizon Center.

Even your mascot looked sad. Which is difficult when you have a gargantuan foam head.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Boston! Both of 'em.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My dad and I looked at the 2nd goal and went

WTF?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm surprised I survived child hood

/never had a big wheel.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

/had a big wheel

/traveled all over the fucking place in it

I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

had one too

then I got jelly b/c they ran ads about a special one. LIke a green machine or something. And that one that you could pull the lever and do a spin out.

I"m googling this shit now.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes Green Machine.

Never had it but fun.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

There was a little lever that basically stuck out the bottom, and when you pulled it, it acted like a brake on one side. If you went fast enough, you could do a 360.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

8 year old me

thought that was quality marketing. wanted it bad by no moneyzzz

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's the video with "we have a thumbs up!"

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

badass

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a T-Shirt that says "Chicks dig my ride" on the front and a picture of big wheel on the back

I get more compliments on that shirt than any other piece of my rather expensive wardrobe

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, lead was OK

What we couldn’t do was eat the snow outside because of fallout from the Nevada nuclear tests.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm surprised you pulled that much air in a Big Wheel

they must have made them better in the 70s

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 21, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a picture of me.

My brother had the Big Wheel (I was too old to have one) and we put that thing through some things it was not designed for.

My air time was on a bike or a skate board.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

and these

BB gun wars, maybe.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

EXACTLY.

Those shits aren’t dangerous as long as you GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

ADVICE TIME

i’m meeting up with a friend to go to a party after she goes to the bar. so she will be drunk and i will be sober. that always kind of blows when you’re somewhat shy to begin with.

i have crystal palace in the back of my freezer. do i go for it? am i that desperate?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Not if you are driving.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Then drink enough to lose the shyness.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

not driving.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The Russian way to take a shot (besides straight from the bottle):

Exhale completely, take shot, inhale through nose, exhale through mouth, chase if necessary (the Russian way would be with a pickle). Makes shitty vodka passable.

by bruinM on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

the thought of a shot really is making me want to belk

diet coke + crystal palace

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Take advantage of the fact you can mix your own to taste.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Then drink the shy away

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

MILLWALL!!!!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Gorramm it.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you driving?

If yes, then no. If no, then yes

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

HELLO IT IS COLD OUTSIDE.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

BEGIN THE DRILL

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait 'til she gets there and then take a shot (unless, of course, you are driving)

That way you’re not drinking alone but you’re also not wasting your evening being sober.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 21, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

She's not drinking alone, she's drinking with all of us

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/raises glass in agreement

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/petero'toolequiteright.jpg

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

*hic*

/clink

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/opens 3rd can of beer

//pours into empty cream soda bottle to pass cursory muster here at the Law School.
/// [hic]

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Always rec'd.

HUGZ

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I knew you'd like that.

Hugz!

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bawww.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit y'all are so cute!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

As always,

MIKEY WANT WAVY TAIL

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

YAAAAY!

And I got to green the post

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Lurv.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Absinthe Party?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoy the goldfish on his hat.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I just said that to mikelew

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Plz to wag tail.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew I liked you for a reason!

:-P

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

MINE

GIMME

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The ND Magazine writer

who described the comment section here as a sports bar on the internet was pretty damn accurate.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

wut?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

BOON BOON REEEE!!!!!

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Round numbers are round.

Notre Dame took 40 shots in 40 minutes, shot exactly 50% overall, and shot exactly 50% on threes.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

wtf?

That’s some weird shit

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S THE APOCALYPSEEEEEEEE PAAAAAWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

OBJECTIVELY

ORDERED

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Benny Feilhaber is playing for the United States? WTF is Klinsmann smoking?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Brek Shea is close to not giving a shit.

Good show, although I don’t know if Venezuela is running out the b-team too.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 21, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I DONT CARE HE IS LIKE SARS HE MIGHT CONTAMINATE THE GOOD ONES

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he did have a wicked shot early

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

which, to be fair. they're playing way better than I expected

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The Professional

Criminally underrated movie.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

What to wear to masquerade party with grey suit

black laceup oxfords or dark brown chelsea boots?

by bruinM on Jan 21, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

black

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Black

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

same here.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Black.

Although it’s not wrong to go brown shoes/grey suit, but I’d say black for this occasion.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Brey sez

black.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Brey sez as long as it is mock turtleneck you're doing it right.

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 21, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It accentuates his glorious moobs.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The mock turtleneck is the premier garment for accentuating moobs.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/trolls classmate from his district for the threevth time

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Earmuffs district in the house yo.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Gaaaah

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

WHERE A BRA WHEN YOU GET FLOPPY, LADY

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good lord.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN that's all it takes?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/creepy comment

//creepy comment 2
///threeve “Dammit, Stubob” comments

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I think she has started on the vodka already.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

it tastes like regret.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tears and Shame are lovely mixers

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Football season is over.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a Clevelander at heart

it never goes away, really

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

SHAME AND REGRET ON YOUR SWEAT

YOU’VE BEEN PRACTIIICCCIIIIINNNNGGGGG

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Hivey

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

actions or vodka?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

the last time i had crystal palace was after taking a physics exam where the entire course average was a 50

you don’t…want to be sober after one of those exams. and i wasn’t. and i was also hung over the next day until 7.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember to hydrate before sleeping.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

and upcoming hangover.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I always feel kinda bad for the normal Stubob.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

isn't normal Stubob just stubob?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Creepy Stubob has numbers. (Sorry, Creepy Stubob.)

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Stubob with numbers was good with the taunting prior to the game that we lost to Arkie.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

remember, there are no girls on the internet, just the same 40year old dude in his mom's basement

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

55

and I’m in the kitchen.

Wait, what???

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If I knew looking good was that easy

I would have stopped exercising long ago.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Barney

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

what is this i don't even

why is he wearing his jacket like that? Are both arms out of the sleves? Does he have a cast on his left arm?

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The Nationals signed Mike Morse to a 2 year 10 million dollar deal

DOES NO ONE WANT TO SIGN PRINCE FIELDER

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Indians will

But only for a dozen Snickers and some cotton candy

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

for horrible Tribe front office moves

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Throw in 15 Payday bars and we can talk

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

does he have to live in Cleveland with "Fausto Carmona"?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

His feed bill is the dealbreaker.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Ms spend some Wii money.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 21, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching Murrah State

The text on SIU-Edwardsville’s court makes it look like they’re called the e-cougars.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

I don't understand SIUE's logo at all.

I don’t see the cougar.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 21, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I can sort of see it,

but it’s like the bottom half of its face is missing.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That's their new online learning program for stay-at-home moms.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Just back from the JACC

Court storming with your seven year old makes for a pretty good night.

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 21, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Were you nearly run over by a 20-something carrying a saxophone case?

Because that was DEFINITELY saxattack27. Such an inconsiderate ass, that one.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't have cared.

Did get to explain in car ride home that “Eat a dick” was not something we should say, not truly a food source, and despite daddy’s nodding in agreement not something that Syracuse’s coach was really doing at the moment.

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 21, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

FAB CANT READ!

FAB CANT READ!

Not sure if this was your time period or not, but I’m pretty sure BC 2004 was louder

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

After my time in school, and before me moved back to town so wasn't at that one

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 21, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

bummer

that time the place was deafening.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Heeheehee

When I was a toddle, I was bugging my dad for some grapes, and he was doing something else, until I said “Get me some damn grapes!” – so, in case y’all were wondering, that’s where it comes from

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I closed my Twitter tab,

but ESPN just went live and gave confirmation from both Jay and Scott that Joe is still alive, but not doing well.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

I have a serious craving for a Chick-Fil-A brownie à la mode.

alas, it’s really past run-out-for-dessert time.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 21, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

FFFFFFF UUUUUU

Now I want one.

This is the first time I have missed my time working there.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 21, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

but what if I end up moving here?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Chloe does Dallas?

/divesforcover

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by Pariahwulfen on Jan 21, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, a lot of "matt"s though

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/ shiftyeyes.gif

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by DevilGrad on Jan 21, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Me neither.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

can you remember all the names?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, but enough that you'd think that I'd recognize a pattern

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I have several as well.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Dayne?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/fumbles protection

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Tate?

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Most annoying lover of all time?

Most annoying lover of all time.

“Hey baby, I’m the best you’ve ever had, right? Tell me I’m the best. Why aren’t you saying anything? I’ll just assume that means I’m the best.”

by Attie Hat on Jan 21, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

why am i having EDSBS deja vu right now?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i have said before a girl who lived on my floor freshmen year hooked up with tate.

i apparently missed him stumbling around our hall.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

huh. missed that one.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws INT

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he will give it up five times in just a few hours

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Tate forcier, I assume

real Golden Tate and muppet Golden Tate are having a sad.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yes- first names.

Also, she’s a UM fan

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

SHE'S DATING DENARD ROBINSON AND FITZGERALD TOUSANT

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of which,

Does anyone have the Denard Pink Pony pic around?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG SO CUTE

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

stubob, is that you?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

ding ding ding!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Duh, she's a Michigan girl

/ducks shoe launch from AA

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MOOOOOOOOOOOO

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cows?

I thought those were in E. Lansing for farm studies.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

but they have a shirt in east lansing!

“i almost went to michigan then i remembered i’m fucking hot!”

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus, she knows I'm just teasing-

I hope

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

silly, cows don't wear shoes

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Should I blow that up and put it on a sign for Gameday?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YES

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, yes you should

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The fact you're telling me I should makes me pause...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, being serious...

Gameday is against Alabama, right?

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

would depend on the other games that week

and possibly, just barely, a round ii of gameday at the southern bend of the St. Joseph River.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It should be.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, basketball gameday is coming for the Ohio State game.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

There's basketball gameday?

Huh, learn something new every day

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

on 2x a day on saturdays i think

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hammondface is the first priority.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

/Right click

//save as
///deploy in one of the daily missives of hate for the 2012 season.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

just misspelled names for me

but the same name as my brother! and my roommate! three very different girls though

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

COSIGNED WITH FURIOUS VENGEANCE

So many bad experiences for friends and associates regarding girls with misspelled first names.
/looks sadly at girls he used to babysit who have such names, as they are the most well-adjusted, awesome girls one could imagine, but will get shafted on dates for this reason.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This particular conversation was a revelation. because it is particularly egregiously misspelled, and yet ALL THREE OF US HAD DATED THREE DIFFERENT GIRLS WITH THE SAME MISSPELLING

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get why it takes guys forever to realize this.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been told to avoid them. silly me.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

the second. also the first letter was not the letter it should have been.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

C instead of a K?

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

other way around

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh, different name than the one I was thinking, then

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kathryn?

I don’t consider that incredibly untraditional though.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think, perhaps

that exceptions to the Y rule can be made for ending -lyn and -ryn, as those became mainstream long, long ago.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed

It comes down to whether or not you say THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SPELL (NAME X)!!!

There’s wiggle room on some variances of Caitlin, Megan, and Sarah. Not so much on Jennifer or Ryan (which has its own goodamn issues).

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

See above JENAFA

though that was a friend. I spent two weeks screaming at him about how it was a bad idea.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

it adds up to your psycho clues

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It does, but it's a rare exception.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

batting 3 for 3 for crazies though

I dunno

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Katiya

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmm....

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

/Erinn

//Raysa
///Meaghann
////Jenafa
/////Throws beer across computer lab

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Krystyna

RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Katelyn
Jenni
Kathryn

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

what about jennes? (like jenny but not shortened, actually Jenne)

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

or Gennifer

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Avoid to both.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Vyquetoriya

/this is a real documented name

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, so is the one I wrote down

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fucking shit

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

nice and catholic-y!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i feel like it's pretty classy.

/drinks mixed drink with pinky up

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Is ok...my name is weird and sometimes gender neutral...

le sigh

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure it is.

I actually know more men with her first name (variations thereof) than I do women, but it’s close.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

As do I

I grew up on the same block with a guy that has her first name. Spelled exactly the same, and my wife has a very good friend with that name as well. I was aware it was more commonly feminine, but I’d never actually met a female with that spelling.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

check twitter DMs madame.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

responded!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

and RESPONDED!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Not how it's spelled

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Re: Spelling

My above comment still holds, oddly enough.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Your name is actually incredibly unweird and traditionally spelled.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with traditionally spelled.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Is also my mom's name

Plus the first name is my middle name and the second name is my sister’s middle name.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Another reason we are friends.

Still nothing worse for than fucking middle through high school and boy with same first (but alternate spelling) and same-ish last name. SIGH

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The name I go by is normal

My parents’ spelling of my full first name, as well as the name itself, is an…interesting choice.

by bruinM on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Because girls with misspelled names have a similar voodoo over us as "bad boys" have over girls

They’re just crazy/wild enough in bed for us to ignore the actual crazy.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Alli

its because these girls tend to be very, very hot. So unless we are repeating, mantra-like. ‘This is a bad, bad idea’ we step up to the hammertron 9000 to get a jumbo serving of pain. And then our friends tell us how stupid we were, and hopefully it finally gets through our thick skulls, and we attempt to spread the gospel elsewhere.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

she had friends whose names broke those rules as well

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

OF COURSE SHE DID

I will say that one of my best friends is a Traci and she is NOT crazy

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

All of my friends have normal, traditionally spelled names.

I’m not friends with crazy bitches.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I am friends with another Tracy. She's a crazy bitch.

I feel like this evens itself out.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

for instance: Casadee

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

RUN!

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

she was smoking hot too

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

EJECT! EJECT!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The same name without different common ways of saying it

which really makes it easy to say the wrong one and then hear about it for a week.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't...

but summer 2010, my boss, my next-door neighbor, and my GF all had the same name, despite wide variations in their age

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't.

I’ve mentioned this before- I’ve never repeated a name. Not on purpose, it’s just worked out that way.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No recurring names

but a certain set of initials keeps popping up

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by Pariahwulfen on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

SEEEEEEEEEE you're not the only one!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, Melissa

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

COME TO MAH WINDOW

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'LLLLLL BEEEE HOOOMMMEEEEE SOOOOOONNNNN

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Gahhhhhhhhh

She may have been a disaster but not that bad. Maybe.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

/brews 'failure tea'

//feels miserable

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Chalk up one more on the other side.

Two names with lots of duplication (both in duration and numbers), and very little outside of those two names.

Not intention, just how it’s gone.

by Erik T on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Guessing....

Megans and Ashleys?

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Caitlins?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

No-

But a Catelin and a Caitlin and a Katelyn and a Kaitelinn

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

CATELYN STARK

YOU SON OF A BITCH. NED’S BODY IS BARELY EVEN COLD

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No.

there’s a legit dispute as to what is the ‘right’ spelling of that name. There are, however, many wrong ways to spell it.
/Looks longingly at the recently met ‘Ryanne’
//reminds self of what a shittacular idea that would be.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Bryanne

?ASDSADFDSADFASDFASWEUT?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

not Bryanne

Ryanne

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Know one.

Fairly uncrazy, ackshully.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

BRYANNE KELLIII

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes, our lesbian golf coach of a football coach.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

from the mens tees

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Braydee Hoake

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Lez Mylez

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Leslee Myles

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

robbie stoops?

god that sounds stupid

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Sara(h)?

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going to guess that but not a lot of variations.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Emily? Brittany? Lauren?

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

O RLY

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh,

“Cheely gyrl”

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I may have everyone beat, though.

There are two girls I dated. They were both "Susan"s, though one was a “Sue” and one was a “Suzie”.

Here’s the kicker: they both had the “same” last name, too (two different forms of the same surname — specifically, the “traditional” spelling and the Anglicized spelling).

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Schumacher and Shoemaker?

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

No...

This was not the name, but think more along the lines of Baillie and Bailey.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I dated a girl named Shoemaker who pronounced it Schumacher

She was the single worst person in the history of the world. She once told me that a guy had been following her around campus, so I being all super-protective-boyfriend-guy tracked the guy down and confronted him about it. It turns out he went to high school with her and she had pledged to donate some money to a charity he worked for and she was ducking him because she decided not to give the money.

When I asked her about this she said. “What, he’s raising money for kids in Africa or something (it was actually for AIDS research) it’s not like it was to save wolves or whales or something.”

Yes she was from Villanova originally, how did you know.

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Nova.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Coulda just said she was a Main Line tramp.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what that is, so know I couldn't

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Main Line = rich Philadelphia suburbs.

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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I read it as "I know I couldn't", so you're okay.

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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Worst part about it, she was a terrible lay, but damn if she didn't look good on my arm

Yes, I was incredibly shallow in college.

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I heart Anders Lee

I have no idea how we got a former Minnesota Mr. Hockey but I’m glad we did.

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Is heart better or worse than shamrock?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 21, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

My lungs are paired-

one shamrock, and one pierog

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

SNUD.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No way

My 100 year old wooden floor is going to splinter and leave painful wood babies in PitS’ foot. Who would’ve thought

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 21, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Sloooooooow.

Ask the youtube guide, I think.

by Erik T on Jan 21, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You gotta have thrusters going the opposite way, to slow you down

That’s all I got

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

At what altitude do I start firing?

I always either start too early, run out of fuel and explode, or start too late and explode.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 21, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm probably not the best person to ask...

I’ve gotten distracted and missed a rocket, leading to massive explosions on the launching pad. My response: manaical laughter

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Burn off some velocity at like 30-50km, then slowly off and on to keep from building up too much velocity.

Your primary goal is to not get into a coffin corner where you don’t have enough altitude left to decelerate. There is a particular optimum thrust schedule (since you don’t care if fuel you’ve already burned is pulled down by gravity), but it’s not super critical on a body as light as the Mun.

by Erik T on Jan 21, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I finally got my vertical velocity under control!

Unfortunately I was so focused on my vertical velocity that I forgot to correct my horizontal, leading to Mun explosion #8.

I have a good feeling about my next mission.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

start at 100,000

seems you need to get down to under 200 m/s before 10,000 or so to have a chance at a “crash landing” as I like to do.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

All the retrorockets.

You have to bleed nearly all of your orbital velocity off to land safely.

I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Go faster.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeb just got a boner.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Get there fast

blow up big?

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by Pariahwulfen on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I know this is wrong, silly rabbit.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Soundtrack

Here

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Fulham won a game.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Only because Dempsey put on his big boy pants

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

CAN HAZ CLINT DEMPSEY?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Fuck Landycakes

Landycakes sucks.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

fuckim

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be careful saying "world champion"

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

kinda knew I shouldn't post

oh well

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like Dempsey would bite that thing's head off.

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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

... and An Idiot Abroad: the Bucket list

is on!

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

"land diving"

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 21, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, horrific monster beings.

I’m out. I leave you with this:

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 21, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Congrats on beating the orange monster!

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/that's what snooki said

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what snooki's ex said?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That's quality.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

FERK, so close to a perfect weekend.

Hunwick, you shifty, whiny little bastard, you played your ass of today and earned that win. Lord knows you’re defense didn’t help you any.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

I don't follow that closely, but every now and then he steals a game that the rest of the team doesn't earn.

Sounds like that happened tonight.

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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick note on Gerber Multi-Tools:

Don’t get the black ones. The finish rubs off on your hands when you use them the first half-dozen times.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

I bought some for the guys in our unit with leftover supply money last FY. They just came in.

They’re all doing it. Also, the straight blades are nicked up (though not unusable) and there are minor scratches on them already.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mind is blown.

All of my Gerber stuff is great.

by Erik T on Jan 21, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's delightful.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Louisville

From the stick of Kentucky so am Big Blue, but i root for Louisville too. Probably my 2nd favorite team. Was born there, and Dad went to school there.

Wonder what my other KY folks think.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

RUN

I’ll hold off Old South as long as I can

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine Emperor, NO!

Let the Kentuckians attack each other- it will make conquest that much faster

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

By the time he's razed Ohio, he'll be unstoppable anyway.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Razed? We're rising with him

And we bring experience in subduing the South with us

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, this is not the place to talk about lubrication.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You're not the only one

I was just waiting for someone more clever than my “heh, you said KY” response

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that makes three of us

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, see, great mi--

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I plan to treat the Ohioans like the English treat conscripts from Ireland

I need cannon fodder for the front lines

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

This plan of action

meets with papal approval.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

There are many of us who are waiting to form a fifth column

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit

/runs for the hills
//cover for me bro

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

tis ok...add melted chips as drizzle!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I like how our crowd is cursing in spanish at the Venezuela goalie

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Phoenix

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Glendale.

Pink Taco Stadium University of Phoenix Stadium.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

it looks terrible

like, cyo 5th grade basketball terrible
/games played in church

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they occasionally showed kids' basketball games from our local recreation center on public access television.

I probably would have been mortified if I had seen myself play when I was that age.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

my coach told me i had a killer crossover (i was point guard as i was really scrawny in grade school)

i was second string though and mostly played the bench. watergirl for life.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/short joke

//didn’t want to
///couldn’t help it

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF DAMNIT

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, that's what happened to it.

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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem.

I still have all my hair.

A month ago, it was long. Now, it is not.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the longest my hair has EVER been

i like short hair but i need to put it up in a ponytail because LOLZ doing your hair for class…..no

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

Also, I’m a guy.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

wsj WOULD

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw a girl wearing jeggings for the first time today

I knew it was a thing, but I didn’t realize how stupid they look. The Pajamification of America has gone too far

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

the jegggings i'm wearing right now look more like jeans than leggings.

and they are awesome because its like being half #teamnopants when you’re actually wearing pants.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

they LOOK LIKE JEANS

AND ARE LEVIS SO JEANS
AND HONESTLY I LOOK GOOD IN THEM. IW ENT THERE.

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, I really dunno

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm so in love with you right now

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM GLAD I AM OF AMUSEMENT

holy shit i’m a lightweight

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

its not just amusement it's strait up awe

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the thing....

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a Michigan fan and you wear jeggings.

THATS TWO STRIKES. Don’t push your luck

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I may give this one the sanctuary of the church.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll just start my own church if yours won't give me what I want

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/strikes all of ND's national titles from the records

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

my mom said I should go get some skinny jeans the other day

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

my legs are... big. my feet would fall asleep.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

among other things?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't want to think about that as a possibility but I'm sure it could happen

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

you should have just said Jeans.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU PAID YOUR OWN MONEY?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That just sounds like a more convincing fake.

It’s the material that matters.

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by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

NO STICK AROUND

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS.

alos love that she curses more when she drinks

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't we all though.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck no

/wait, what?

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

... maybe

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

All the wimminz do, which I think makes it better.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

A subtle one.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

someone asked me once if i was frmo the UP

313 area code………. THUG LIFE except not.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

THE YOOPERS ARE AWESOME

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

talk to SG more

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

where in the UP are you from?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

She's not

SG42 is

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

excuse me.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Represent!

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU SHOULD COME TO THE ANIME CLUB SCREENING!

WE’RE AT THE MLB RIGHT NOW!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG YOU'RE SO CLOSE

I’VE NEVER WATCHED ANIME
BUT SERIOUSLY WE’VE BEEN IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME IF YOU WERE WORKING THE WISCONSIN BASKETBALL GAME

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I WAS LOLOLOLOLOL

Seriously, come down and say hi after a game. I’m the guy at the scorer’s table with a ponytail.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

PICTURE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

ASS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i am tempted to go to the indiana game becuse they are offering students $5 tickets

i’mg lad you did not think i was creepy after this last sentence

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Meeting EDSBS people in meatspace?

Sounds good to me.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

NEVER happens. nope. not ever.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

oh honey, you're not the first

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

We are currently in cyberspace

when there are no computers, just people talking and drinking, it’s “meatspace”

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Never EVER works out how you'd hoped, either

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

pfft

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Sometimes it works out better.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure how I pictured you

But a ponytail was not part of the equation

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I, on the other hand, am completely unsurprised by it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

as you should be

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY CHLOE

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

pony tails on guys can be ok?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It's true.

Ask ACS.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Pony tails are better than okay, it's just not how I pictured him

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm picky. you know this.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what all unsuccessful singles say these days

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just mean

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

so define successful single...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

"successful single" = "no longer gives a shit one way or another"

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

A series of meaningless one night stands

Think a real life version of NPH’s character in How I Met Your Mother

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by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

oh. college.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I consider myself quite successfully single.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

that's how they show they like you!

mind you, it doesn’t always work

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

right

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, to be fair

most women are kray kray.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Then you probably haven't met a man

The curse of college is that all the guys there are immature as fuck.

See my story earlier about dating the single worst person in the world not because I liked being with her or even because she was good in bed but because having her made me look good to other people.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean sober.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that's also true

engineering is a socialy awkward sausage fest
the worst kind.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh you poor thing.

That’s actual sympathy, not sarcasm. I work with the guys those students turn out to be, and I feel for you.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

hey! I survived. I don't get sympathy?

I went through 4.5 years of college and had ONE boyfriend…and he was weird, and got married to the girl he dated after me.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Then yes, ABSOLUTELY.

We had a cute single female lieutenant who got stuck with the most awkward, creepy engineers in our entire unit a few years ago.

She literally put in to get transferred out of there within a week, and was gone in a month.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

go do what all the other michigan girls do

stalk the law library

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

lol last night i said that i cut through the law quad for fucks

not intentially phrasing, but i mean.

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by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

LULZ

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i know a lot of normal, good looking engineering males!

they all have girlfriends.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

These don't

I feel like this whole city is single (Except this one girl)

by bruinM on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

right. the good ones go...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

triathlon club!

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i did a triathlon once

the irony is they cancelled the running part because of the thunderstorm and i am a fucking runner

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

hey it gets easier!

There’s the internet! And ESBSHarmony!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Personally, I'm here for the football and the dick jokes.

Not to meet a guy.

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by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

There are other parts of the innernet for the menz (i suggest none of them)

but I don’t think SG came here LOOKING for a man…

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I lol'd at EDSBSHarmony

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

EDSBSHarmony is awesome.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 21, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

HE'S NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT, HE'S A MEMBER

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

worst thing I ever did?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

here here

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

worst thing I ever did?

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

pete and pete?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

the goonies

another childhood staple

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

have never seen it.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a foreigner, basically

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

right. this.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT AN EXCUSE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

See it now.

If only to understand America

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I go to dollar general

to understand america

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

fine watch it so i won't make fun of you anymore

its not like it doesn’t come on cable tv every so often

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That's understanding our reality

But you watch Goonies to understand our dreams

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/insert Tyrion's defense speech at the Eyrie

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

THATS what it reminded me of

I was trying to think of why that felt familiar

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

But what if youre just looking for a 'good time'?

Is there an EDSBS booty call hotline?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

there should be

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

We can just sit here in agreement

Or we can do something about it

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not giving out my phone number to the internet

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

While true, it's not from here.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/Brad Wing scrolls EDSBS looking for a good time

//Is bummed out
///Never comes back to EDSBS again

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad! Email is in the profile hun!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Lulz

So that’s the noise Brad’s been hearing outside his window the last few nights

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

nope not at all

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, if you're looking for a real good time

There’s a highway underpass you should go to

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 21, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/backs away slowly

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh, my rock star hair is no longer an appropriate look for me.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas.

Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run… but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.…

History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time—and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights—or very early mornings—when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour wearing L. L. Bean shorts and a Butte sheepherder’s jacket… booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling at the toll-gate, too twisted to find neutral while I fumbled for change)… but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that…

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda.… You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.…
And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave.…

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

tl;dr

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

for real dude it's a pretty famous quote

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

TO BE FAIR

all you need is the end

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

GONZO

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

HST, FTW

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't have 70s hair.

I had EIGHTIES hair, bitch.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You have New Mexico-UNLV

if searching for actual quality basketball teams.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

AKA the UCLA transfer extravaganza

But yes, both teams would crush both UCLA and Oregon

by bruinM on Jan 21, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

UNM is surprisingly good.

They could be an upset pick in March; they’re sort of under the radar.

by Salt on Jan 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Beers: drunk

#1: defeated
bars: waiting

I’m out. Best to all of you. If I don’t come back, avenge my death.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 21, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Enjoy it.

Sounds like you’ve had a strong start to the day.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

have a REAL GOOD TIME!

lawlz

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, hate to bring this back up

But is it confirmed that Paterno is still alive?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Last I heard WWL had confirmed it, for now.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/crass Monty Python and the Holy Grail bit goes here.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/crass Generalissimo Francisco Franco joke goes here.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

those rumors were greatly exagerrated.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Etta James, however, not so much, unfortunately.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Currently.

Hasn’t stopped Godwin’s Law from being invoked in other places discussing it though.

by Narrow Right on Jan 21, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO

Wild goal, 1-1 midway through the 2nd period.

Fuck Dallas.

by Erik T on Jan 21, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

WHY IS BACKSTROM NOT PLAYING

What the hell kind of flu does he have

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured Dallas would be your team

/runs

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It's looking more and more like I'll be gearing up to go to the market for booze

mumble mumble

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

weather

shoveled the front walk with a couple of pizza boxes today

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, your 3 minute walk to booze is sooooo tough

:-P

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Midnight here, if there's a restriction at all

It’s a county by county thing.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

wait........what

i live above a party store and its open til at least 1 i think?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Connecticut is weird

11 PM might be a city statute, not sure, but Massachusetts has weird laws. No happy hours, and apparently any company can only have 3 liquor licenses in the state, total.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 21, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

my fragile southern tendencies don't jive with this weather

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I played golf today...

I’d still trade with you

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, hey. I need a 1.75 handle of Kraken.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching the All-Star game on Fox Sports South.

Stephen Garcia with a 60 yard TD pass on his second play. Boy, oh boy. Sure is great to see the ol’ Gunslinger out there. Gee whiz.

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 21, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Is this the same "All Star" game in which Jarrett Lee was a starter

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No. "The Battle Of Florida".

Now with The Gin Blossoms (who Andiambro promptly drank)!

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 21, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Those guys were performing at the mall here locally last year.

I thought that kind of shit stopped with Tiffany.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends what's on draft tonight.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

If I were to buy some gin, what sort ought it be?

Price range can be considered in the $10-20 for a fifth.

by Erik T on Jan 21, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Seagram's is actually perfectly acceptable.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfectly acceptable

Is that like exceptionally adequate?

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by Fonce on Jan 21, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Seagram's is comfortably above the swill line.

It’s much better than its price would indicate.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even care about the gin part

Being a teetotaler, the phrasing just amused me somehow.

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by Fonce on Jan 21, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Bombay Sapphire below $20 for a fifth?

I mean, at the least, Gordon’s is a good standby. Seagram’s will also do quite well on a budget.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 21, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Beefeater seems to be a popular midlevel choice among people with no tastebuds

At least I’m assuming they have no tastebuds because they drink gin…. on purpose

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Chili girl has good taste

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE

actually i have no problems with dallas.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 21, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this is where I put the clip of Ed Belfour chopping a Wings forward (I want to say Martin Lapointe, but I could be mistaken) in a sensitive area.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

HUGE Belfour fan.

I was the only kid in all of WV with a hockey jersey, and it had BELFOUR on the back.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 21, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they're a great example of what a hockey city should be

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Not your best trolling

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

trying man, trying. just trying to roll it around to southern hockey stanley cups

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't force it.

It doesn’t go well when you force it.

Especially since Minnesota is currently ripping Dallas’s throat out.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 21, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

"Arseboarding"

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

the 3

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

17 year old Stempke cries

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 21, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

"we can tell him they went to a farm, right?"

“I don’t think so honey, the kid’s 17. And they’ll win the cup next year, probably on tv”

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Minnesota has a hockey team?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

THERE NOW QUIT BITCHING ABOUT HOW WE STOLE YOUR TEAM

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by jonfmorse on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

On this, we agree

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Now a 24 yard TD pass for Garcia.

GIVE ’EM JUST ONE MORE CHANCE, HBC.

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 21, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sure I saw another year of eligibility lying around here somewhere...

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 21, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

STEVE HOLT!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 21, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YAIS

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec

But can I get a sunsphere?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

WAVY TAIL!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 21, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

LUV!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, beautiful.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 21, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

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