FRIDAY REMINDERS: RECRUITING RULES FOR THE WEEKEND
Please remember a few things going into this weekend, a big one for recruiting for schools everywhere.
- FEEL FREE TO CONTACT RECRUITS ON TWITTER. You might think a recruit would be dissuaded by the kind of online contact from strangers, but to the contrary the young people of today enjoy repeated interactions on Twitter. For instance, Gunner Kiel received all kinds of positive attention on Twitter, and it really paid off for the universe in general!
- CHATROULETTE IS A GREAT WAY TO FIND RECRUITS. Don't go on there and look by name. Just keep "surfing" until you find someone you think is a recruit. They might have their pants off. Do not be alarmed: this is a common salutation on Chatroulette, and nothing to be alarmed at.
- DON'T GIVE YOUR RECRUIT CHOCOLATE! Unlike people, chocolate can kill recruits. Don't let them drink antifreeze, either! Unless it'll seal the deal! We don't know! Maybe?
- LIMIT CASH GIFTS TO $1500 OR LESS. This is an IRS thing, really. Out of our hands. Do be sure to document each gift, however, and encourage recruits to show their good fortune on Facebook and other forms of social media.
- PLEASE MAKE SURE ALL CARS DONATED ARE AMERICAN-MADE. Some of your programs are already on the pro-American bandwagon.
- CHURCH DONATIONS ARE NOT TO BE DECLARED. Though a 10-15% tip to your pastor is considered standard operating procedure in these transactions.
- IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A RECRUIT. Tell him he was really good at it, and pay him lots of compliments. Not because it will help him decide to come to your school, but because the beginning of a young man's sexual life is a very vulnerable time, and it's important to be supportive while helping him improve his skills as a lover. Men have feelings, too. (Especially in their penises.)
- HAVE FUN! Most of all remember this is supposed to be fun, even the part where you burn a recruit's uncle's car just to show how much you love your school.
Please enjoy your weekend, and the important art at Sterling Archer Draper Pryce.
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And if I make a dinner for a recruit
I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn’t want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
by Jerkwheat on Jan 20, 2012 4:31 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
That's "dinner for a recruit."
Not “from a recruit.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club rec!
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 20, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Still no recruits found on Chatroulette.
At least in the football sense. I’ll keep trying.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
That website is excellent.
Hope they make MOAR soon.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 20, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions
RECRUIT. ALL THE PLAYERS
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Off Topic
Boatlift, narrated by Tom Hanks.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/MDOrzF7B2Kg
Watch it, Never Forget.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
It is incredible
I did get over to Brooklyn on one of those boats
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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DO NOT have sex with Notre Dame recruits. It's unethical, immoral, against Catholic teaching
and most importantly, it’s not going to be anywhere near as good as you expect.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
but i could teach them something!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Tigress!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 20, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
You probably will not have an organism.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 20, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
You may have an aneurysm.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
he just needs some pussy.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
cats drool dogs rule
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
That squirting might be an organism, if Notre Dame is involved
They did play Japan a couple years ago
by Synaesthesia on Jan 20, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Notre Dame grads...
/remembers he wants to get laid again
… will do quite nicely.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I heart you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
You're being turned slowly.
/ACS tents fingers, says “good…good”
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
[ominous music]

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
It seems I've missed quite a bit.
Are you implying what I think you’re implying with whom I think you’re implying?
Good for you!
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
I'mma answer for him.
YES
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yep!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
This makes me happier than I ever thought a bunch of random assholes on the internet could.
I love you assholes!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
What did I miss?
Someone else has a boyfriend???
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
EDSBSHarmony, y’all
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
LRC called it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
They both have boyfriends
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I knew about Chloe...
girls like to gossip.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what you're talking about! ;)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
You mean my gossip is wrong?
sheeeyit!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
Now you're spoken for as well?
Well hot damn. I think I speak on behalf of the rest of the commentariat that we will collectively act as your protective older brother. Bring this chucklehead to the Bama-Michigan game so we can judge and mock him.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
who said that?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
I inferred it from anthropologal's comment and your follow up emoticon.
Nothing says “I’m gettin’ some” quite like a winking smiley face.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
well you do know "gettin some" and "taken" aren't always the same right?
but yeah, i might be able to convince him to come to Dallas.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
but i'm gettin a little of column a and column b
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
/up top
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't talking about Chloe
ACS & SG42
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh cuz they both boys...
I just got that. We call those “partners” sometimes in WGST so I forget.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
"WGST"?
For the olde folks here? Not a radio/tv station, I don’t think.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Wimmenfolk n Genderfied Studies
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
I've heered of setch things
What, actually, would get studied in a program like that? Seems like a subject that covers at least 50% of the population would be quite diverse; how would it be narrowed down to 120 credit hours, or however it works these days?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
Oh we added the "gender" to be inclusive of the rest
I teach women’s health so that is fun. I get to say “vagina” all the time. This reminds me that I need to propose a men’s health class so I can start saying “penis” more ofter.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
They don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 20, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Myself
I’ve always found a vagina to be very comfortable.
Fellas, are you with me?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Not some in this thread!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I think they would find them as comfortable as any other guy
It’s just that they would not be so interested in getting there as some would be.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yes Yes Yes!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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my roommate is a gender and health minor
we had a lot of fun with her “our bodies, ourselves book”. she said her class in men’s health was not nearly as fun, just involved a lot of gross pictures of penises.
i really want to take a women’s studies class at some point!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Mine is pretty fun
and everyone seems to like it according to the evals
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I had to go through mandatory ....not really sure what it was called.
Sensitivity training (maybe?) at Wesleyan. It involved detailed and descriptive use of gender neutral pronouns, the phrase “genderfuck”, and a whole litany of gender identity phrases that i’d never heard before. It was…interesting
That's the one
I actually felt like I was being assaulted with this information. It was delivered in an almost militaristic fashion, to the point where I felt that there was palpable distaste for everyone that was a straight male from some people. I never got over the fact that it seemed like people constantly hit you in the face with their sexuality, and seemed to hold a grudge because I was a straight white guy. I’m a member of the “Do your own thing, and respect others” camp, but Wes took it to a different level.
/rant over
yeah....when people are militant about it, it's not very encouraging to others
not ALL straight white males are evil.
jokes. kind of.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm nice, I swear!
Open to all kinds, friendly (well, not unfriendly at least). Except to USC fans. Then, we’re gonna have words.
That is a silly word.
Silly, silly, silly.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Would you say it has become gay?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
"Gay"? The thread?
Not sure what you mean…
We just have rollicking conversations in here. They go in all directions, and sometimes even involve college football. What more could one ask for?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Well, emc503's recount of his attempted re-education brought things down a bit
But in general, yeah, we’re all happy here.
I’m getting happier with each Dogfish 60 Minute IPA I consume!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
I have a gargamita
I mean margarita
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
I AM THE DEBBIE DOWNER OF ALL THE THINGS LATELY
But really, I’m a cheerful guy! Right? ACS, back me up on this one?
I can out-pessimize anyone any time anywhere.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
You are niave; go visit
Cal Golden Bear blog or Bruins Nation.
They are fulfilling the negative attitude hopes of every analyst in history
by HuskyInExile on Jan 20, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm an Iowa State fan.
Now is just a blip for them.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Right!
Law school will fix that.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
/starts buying alcohol by the case
I finally got in somewhere. So, yunno, I’ve been hearing ominous music and thunderclaps wherever I go. That’s normal, right?
That's the sound of your net worth quaking in fear.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Curious
What would the commentariat lawyas guess to be the percentage of people who go into law that want to “serve justice” compared to those who want to “make big $$$”?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Less than 25%.
A professor during orientation said something about “75% of you came to law school to save the environment or poor people or something, but at some point most of you will end up going for the big money jobs.” My friends and I were like, “who the fuck is that 75%?”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
See, I feel like a lot of people just make up a bullshit excuse
To justify the “I’m a liberal arts major with no marketable degree and I need to do something with my life, so fuck it, lawyers make money, right?” attitude. These people are idiots.
I applied because I hated my job and pay.
Thank Cthulu I didn’t get in.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
What if I said
“I want to go into law school because I love looking up obscure things, love playing with language, and want as little contact with people as humanly possible.”
Because I would. Except for the whole crippling debt thing.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ffft
Coulda been a s/w developer for a lot less money.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I should probably be a technical writer
But I love bitchmaking with argumentative skills waaaaaaay too much
Oh you get to do that too
When the suits start trying to tell you how to write your code.
The job I’m in right now is like that. They told the lead developer to not use an ID number to tag records in a table. I’ve been told that a simple query that worked fine with 1000 rows but takes about a minute and a half with 8 million rows, and can be simply rewritten to run in 0.03 seconds can’t be modified because “there are CM procedures in place.”
Now I’m all for CM, but when it’s a program used by one group and has about three developers writing the code, and there is no mechanism for patching the production system without doing a major deliverable… well, someone doesn’t know what they’re doing.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't cut it in the math department.
Thank COTG that the semester I took calc-based physics was the last one you could audit two months in.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Sheeeet, you don't need fancy maffs to be a developer
I’m a geology major. I took Calc I (got a D) and Stats 101 and Random Sampling (C and D) and that was it for math.
Writing code is more like writing music than anything (and I was a music major for three years before switching to geology): there ARE rules, but there’s an infinity of solutions within those rules, some more elegant than others, but none completely wrong.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you might need the math for a CS degree
and I’ve got one, but the vast majority of professional programmers don’t. And I certainly haven’t used calculus since I was an undergrad (which was over a decade ago now).
Programming should be taught
as a creative art, not as a science.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
I took a Java class
I remember nothing. I do not program
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
I took one programming class, ever
And it was a night class at Montgomery County Community College in Rockville, MD. I took “Structured Programming with Fortran IV”, and that was it.
Every other course I took was specifically an Oracle class for DBAs, and I’ve taken a shitload of those over the years. The idea that you need a CS degree to be a s/w developer is a scam; you just need to like puzzle solving and be good a picking up new programming languages. And basically, they all the same things, just in different ways.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Ick. Java.
Java is C++ with a few of the most obvious ways to shoot yourself in the foot (pointer arithmetic) removed but a dozen other annoyances added.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
About the only math you need for programming
(unless the problems you’re solving are mathematical in nature, of course) is algorithm complexity theory (Big-O notation – basically, don’t use an algorithm that takes time proportional to N^2 if there’s one available that uses N log N instead).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Not even sure how much applicability this has
when working in the database applications that I specialize in. We don’t do mathematical computations in any real sense, beyond keeping track of stock or summing up columns, things like that. Obviously one does want to do that as quickly as possible, but they usually aren’t complex algorithms at all, requiring analysis to determine the best. When they do get a bit complicated, Oracle has a built-in tool that calculates the cost of the query for you, so you don’t need to do the analysis yourself in the first place. Its analysis is based on the indexing available and the number of full-table scans vs. using the indexes.
For example, I looked at a query the other day that was supposed to look at the number of messages that had been transmitted in the past hour or whatever, or to just get the last 100 or whatever. It was taking up to a half-hour to return data in some cases, and in some cases tied up the CPUs entirely to where I had to kill the sessions to free it up.
Turns out the view they were using pulled all 8 million or so rows before doing any kind of filtering on it. The view worked great with a thousand rows, but multiply that times 8,000 and the time went way up. I replaced the view in the query with a subquery that took the time slice or number of rows desired and put it in up front, rather than after the view. The time required to return the rows dropped from 1:30 to 0.03s. No fancy maffs required.
But admittedly, that’s database programming for you. No doubt calculating orbits for a gravity slingshot around the Moon, Sun, Jupiter and out to Pluto are a bit different.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Archives was your calling
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 20, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
No
Being a lawyer will fix that.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah 8ballin lives with me now
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
I am committed to my memes
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats!
So I shouldn’t ask if he’s a priest, right?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
I dreamed that I met you two last night.
I’m sorry if that’s creepy.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
OTHER MATTERS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE:
This weekend, only Notre Dame stands against two of the greatest evils of our time: Michigan hockey, and Syracuse basketball.
Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Have no mercy. Drink heavily.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Evil Basketball program rankings
1a.) Duke
1b.) UNC
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 20, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All right, I know there has to be at least a couple of people in the Commentariat who can give me some information
I want to learn how to program in Python, I think.
In college, I had a course of general object-oriented programming concepts (used mostly C), and a couple courses of assembly language kind of stuff. I was sort of ambivalent towards C, but rather disliked assembly. However, since then, I’ve done a lot of stuff in Igor Pro, some in MATLAB, and some in IDL. Programming in these environments was all right—I much preferred it to what I’d learned in classes. So, I thought to myself, “Maybe I don’t hate programming itself, just programming in something that’s really close to the metal (as the saying goes).”
Cruising around on the Internet for a while, it seems like Python would be a good, high-level language on which to test out this idea (and just a useful skill to put on the resume in any case). I’m looking for recommendations of what kind of IDE should I use, what textbooks and/or online tutorials are really good, etc.
python is interepereted, so you dont really need an IDE too much I would say
If you do, any IDE would probably work and someone else can pitch in a better idea.
If you decide to try the java route, intelliJ or Eclipse are your friends, IDEwise
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I'm not a Python guy
but I know there are a lot of IDEs for the Eclipse platform, and here’s one for Python.
Might be worth checking out. I know it is free.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
You'll need this first
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Found this one too
Seems to be a veritable plethora of choices.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
WOOO PYTHON

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 20, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'mma rec that right here
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Python is a good choice for scripting.
Perl’s OO stuff is flat-out awkward, and Java requires raging, megahuge IDEs and other things. Any time you find yourself writing a complex bash script, choose python instead. Bash is horribly ugly. One other thing about python: try to use objects as much as you can and avoid using raw dicts and such. Your code will be a lot cleaner if you objectify and still think in that way.
IDEs: screw ’em. Use vim and http://docs.python.org
There used to be a python tutorial somewhere on python.org. “Learning Python” used to be a good book; I’m not sure what the most recent edition is.
Also….. I have no knowledge of 3.0; only 2.x, so YMMV if you go with 3.0.
The best way to learn python though is to read and study code by someone really smart.
I had an awesome co-worker to benefit from this. You find yourself emulating his good design patterns and such when you are around well-written code.
This is good advice no matter what language you're learning.
With Python, you just have the advantage that (unless they’re going out of their way to right horribly nasty code) you will spend a lot less time deciphering it than you would anything else.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
still can't get used to vim
type a bunch of shit out and then remember i forgot to hit ‘i’ about ten times a day.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
My reasons for vim
1. It was time to graduate from pico
2. I tried emacs first and didn’t like the “use C- and M- for everything model”. It seemed like too many keystrokes to memorize. I could pick up vim faster.
I have a tendency to use raw dicts rather frequently.
They’re actually a handy way to emulate a case statement if you really need one (I’ve used this trick a couple times).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This is true. I have used dicts for the same.
It wasn’t my argument never to use raw dicts. Instead I meant that you can use classes instead of raw dicts to get better syntactic sugar, extensibility, and maintainability.
The tutorial at the main site is excellent.
That’s basically the only thing I’ve used to learn (plus documentation for any external packages I install).
http://docs.python.org/tutorial/index.html (This is for Python 2.7; there are some minor changes in version 3, but some third-party packages I use haven’t been ported to 3 yet, so I still use 2.7. If you want to dive right into 3.2, use this one instead: http://docs.python.org/py3k/tutorial/index.html .)
As for IDEs, the one that comes with Windows Python installs (IDLE) is reasonably good. Better, if you’re going to get into GUI design, is to install wxPython and use the one they provide (I think it’s called pyCrust). But most of the time I just use a text editor with syntax highlighting (gedit) and pull up the interpreter if I need to try something out.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Who had to work late on a rainy Friday?
//This guy
Trying to broaden my horizons and see how yall evening/night shift folks roll
Is it late already?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
In Georgia for a guy who goes in at 7, yes
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
This is true
Honestly, we need another post or more people to get off work for this to start back up… Bit of a dead period from 3-6 or so, then it gets busy again
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If it makes you feel any better
I have snow on the ground and unemployment. Wanna trade?
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I'm playing golf tomorrow...
Sucka :-P
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Your recruiting is futile.
The Fightin’ Tea Baggers will stealz all your recroots
And we don't even claim the Rivals national championships.
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by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 20, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Breakfast of Champions is up
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/20/2721816/the-breakfast-of-champions-1-20-12
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/20/2721816/the-breakfast-of-champions-1-20-12
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/20/2721816/the-breakfast-of-champions-1-20-12
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Real name?

Also: there’s a guy in the Twin Cities named Richard Ballin, DDS. True story.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Where did you find this...
…and why were you looking?
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
One in a million shot, doc, one in a million
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
OT question:
Augh, my laptop won’t boot today. Says it cannot find the OS. I checked all the physical connections, ran every possible boot configuration. Nothing worked. Looks like the SSD is dead. Anybody know if there is a way to recover data off a dead SSD?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
I think it starts with
click your heels three times…
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
you might try this
use-ubuntu-live-cd-to-backup-files-from-your-dead-windows-computer
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Doubt that will work but I will give it a try
The laptop is a netbook without disc drive, and I tried removing the harddrive and putting it in an external usb case and still no computer recognized it
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Just throw it out the window.
Worked for me.

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by Big Jon on Jan 20, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
In all fairness, he threw someone else's laptop out the window
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Only Because
The person was no longer attached to it. Had he killed them, they’d haave been found in Craig James’ trunk.
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"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."
So since I'm confused
Are we using this as tonights open thread or the TBoC post? Or should we save that for tomorrow?
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I think when you posted the TBOC post, some people took it as a jump
While others stayed.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Use this tonight
I’ll make a post in the other
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
/eats apple cheerios dry out of box
//refuses to put rest of clean clothes away
///refuses to shower
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by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
/proposes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
lawlzzz
my friend is cooking dinner for me and my other roommate right now but i feel sick i’m so hungry (low blood sugar perhaps?)
also she’s having people over later and i should probably start looking decent but i’m laaaazy as balls
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by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
Going to go see Red Tails with some friends tonight.
I’ll let you know how it is.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm having a hard time believing they had chants similar to sports teams
Not that they weren’t really cool and stuff I just believe there’s too much modernization from the commercials
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
They changed the marketing campaign, it appears.
The first ads were super-serious and had the “HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MR. HITLER!” line. The last 2 weeks or so have had ads with more upbeat music. Bad sign.
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if dubstep or p-51 Mustang engine
wub wub wub
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
This.
I doubt fighter pilots did pregame fighting chants before takeoff
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Holy Jeebus, the new hockey arena is the tits.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:32 PM EST reply actions
Aye.
Perhaps I will sally forth into the environs later.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
What could possibly make you venture forth?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Stupidity.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
SOON.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
trolling...how?
Murray State?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Psst...
Syracuse is still undefeated.
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oh duh
I thought for a minute that they were but then I made the tragic mistake…I took ESPNs word for it
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Are we allowed to start claiming Mizzou yet?
Having 2 in the top 5 would be nice
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I really like seeing 1995 Nebraska games on "Big Ten Classics" on the BTN.
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Hey now
Kentucky doesn’t go around lying/stretching the truth about how many titles we’ve won…like the other SEC team I assume you’re referring to
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I claim last yer's football win over Mizzou as a victory over the SEC.
I think you’re safe.
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P-A-C! P-A-C! P-A-C!
You’re gong to beat us on a 4th quarter special teams gaffe on 9/15/12. It is the ASU way, so take solace in that.
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No. Maybe.
He’ll either be “recruited to fit Mazzone’s system but adapting” or “like Cam Newton” depending on whether the white pocket passer or the athletic black guy wins the QB battle.
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I forgot ASU had one of the many ex Auburn OC's floating around out there
Arizona St, Arkansas, Arkansas St, Michigan, who else?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
UCLA has Mazzone now.
We have a grahamfense or something now. I honestly don’t know, but I have very little faith in whatever it is.
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I will never claim them.
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I'm still struggling with South Carolina
They’ve always had that ACC feel
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't mind returning to 10 teams and going back to round-robin play
Admit New SEC was a mistake, call it SEC Classic, and watch the money come in.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I miss the Aub-UT, Aub-Florida and def the UGA-Ole Miss games
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed on all fronts.
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Same.
Even if we can’t seem to beat Auburn lately.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
I miss the Kentucky-....
waaaaaaaait a minute
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
The SEC would have to go to 9 teams to play a round robin.
Pussies.
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I'd shed State before Vandy from the core 10
we need the smarts, although their gym is an abomination
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I like it
if only for sheer WTFness.
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Ugh, that gym is a pain to watch anything on
Even on TV
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
It would just be nice to have another legitimate basketball team
One that isn’t god awful like ole miss and auburn are.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Troll hard, my friend.
/waits impatiently for baseball season
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Not a sport
Football=running, tackling, scoring points=sport
basketball=athleticism, skill, scoring points, finesse=sport
Baseball=Throwing shit at people=Grounds for Assault/battery charge
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously?
MikeLew just twitched.
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It was as if there was a great disturbance in the universe.
I swear to Pete, I got up to leave the kids’ game tonight at exactly 8:20
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Lol squeakyfouls.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
BREAK THE RULES
IT HELPS YOU WIN
Until someone can explain why that is an acceptable strategy, I will not take basketball seriously.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
...

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What is this from?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Arrested Development.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Seems like a good time to show y'all this.

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by Big Jon on Jan 20, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/writes diatribe
//deletes diatribe, offers beer as peace offering suggests we never speak of this again
would be perfectly fine with rule changes that got rid of this strategy
/we usually suck at free throws
I got beer so I wouldnt have to dip into Hopslam stock.
I plan on ordering food. Maybe getting lured out, should the right circumstances…occur.
It really is
Unfortunately we’ve tried to stupid it up by dong a White Out
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Did he see it coming?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not like he's looking through it
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
You guys are such a pane
with these puns
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
hey now, don't go throw the stone at our glass house...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Was it a shattering experience?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
well, one wouldn't exactly call it an experience worth reflecting about...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Arkansas.
Specifics? Details? Reasons to dislike them? I’m vaguely aware of their existence but that’s about it.
What sport?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, no reason to hate Arkansas basketball
You can make fun of the fact that they’re nowhere near as good as they used to be
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Homebrew alt.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Brewing two batches tomorrow.
I’ll save a couple bottles for you if you want.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
we have some unflavored burnetts in the freezer...................................................................
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
burnetts is actually what i usually go for because it's cheap but not as bad as like popov. the flavored kind mixes well
unflavored, though?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
my sister (who goes to state) says that at a frat they charged $1 for a shot of popov
1) paying for booze at a frat party 2) THAT’S SUCH A RIPOFF
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
What a shitty fucking fraternity
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
you might as well drink rubbing alcohol at that point
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Glenlivet 21
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Rogue Dead Guy Ale.
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We can hang out sometime. Y'know, if you want.
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Must work in am, drinking shitty Twisted Tea.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Bulleitt Rye, Balvenie double-cask, and uh, Amstel light
But I just gave blood the evening, so I should be able to get my zoot on pretty well regardless of what I drink
Blackened Voodoo
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someone on my news feed used the word snowpocalypse.
i hate everyone. we are getting 3 inches of snow. THIS IS MICHIGAN, FERGODSAKE
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions
Here, have some of mine.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
You're in Richmond?
Drive an hour west. We have sleet.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
woooo childhood vacation spot!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
my cousins vacation there, looks reaaal nice
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
/punches pregnant mother with broken leg to get onto el instead of waiting for the next train
by emc503 on Jan 20, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There was a line to swipe your CTA card at the Washington Blue Line stop tonight.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
The Blue Line is, without question, the worst.
/goes deaf from tunnel noise
//squeezes through shutter doors next to pungent bum
///bum proceeds to breathe into face with MD 40/40 breath from 6 inches away
It's a filthy, outdated shitpile.
But it’s MY filthy, outdated shitpile, dammit.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Your stop, however, is (i think) a wonderful example of art deco
Mine is “early Mad Max.” It does have a liquor store underneath it, though, so, yunno, that’s a plus.
it's going to go above freezing next week, so it'll go away
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
/and Southern California
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I think light flurries would do it here
Or anywhere south of Atlanta (inclusive).
/Syracuse laughs
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
SNUD
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I rooted for Georgia against Michigan State.
So.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan is Evil
This is not a difficult decision
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by stempke on Jan 20, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My only reason against ND is I recently ended things with a papist
It was pretty amicable though
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Did you perhaps leave a note on his door with your 95 reasons for breaking up with him?
by emc503 on Jan 20, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
brilliant.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd
but nah she was cool, just a distance thing and it means I now spend my Friday nights here
So I got that going for me
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
The Lutheran High School and ND grad will make that green
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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 20, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
So I had one of these for dinner the other night.

The “Nick Lachey” from Eagles Deli in Boston. That’s 1.5 lbs beef, 6 pieces of bacon, and 6 pieces of cheese. Fucking. Delicious. The next morning I burped and it tasted like scrumptous grill black.
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/cholestrol kills arteries on spot
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that looks....amazing. minus 1 patty. haha
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by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
heck, minus 2, if they're .5 lb patties as per description
but does look amazing.
They had a 1/4lb burger on the menu
and sammiches.
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... and you still alive
Congrats!
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Hold the phone...
Why the fuck is it called the Nick Lachey?
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They're the same height?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Everytime someone finises the big challenge they add another 1/2 lb and name it after the guy who ate it.
The current one is 6 pounds with two bacon slices and two cheese slices for each 1/2 lb patty. plus 6 lbs of fries.
Nick attempted the 5 lb burger + 5 lbs of fries challenge for some tv show and only finished 1.5 lbs, so they added one to the menu for him.
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His days (1.5) being a success?
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 20, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I saw this place on the Man vs. Food for Boston
That said, way out on the Green Line, so lolno
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamGreenLine
I hate my outdated, oft delayed team.
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My worst MBTA story ever
I was trying to get to the North End, so I figured I’d take the Red Line to Park Street and switch to the Green Line. As soon as I get to Govt. Center, the Green Line mysterious stops service. I take the Blue Line to State St. and then get back on the Orange to Haymarket. This was when the MBTA noob that I was realized that Haymarket is across the plaza from Govt. Center.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Nice.
Last week, wife was on a train that was filling Kenmore station with smoke and apparently she was the only one who felt like it might be a god idea to get off. The train continued as if nothing was out of the ordinary. OLDEST OPERATING TRAIN CARS IN THE NATION PAWWWWL
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Also, sucks for the next three months if you have to go beyond Harvard Station on the weekends
I can haz subway?
LOL NO SIR FU HERE’S SOME LATE BUSES
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
One of my undergrad bros lives in Arlington.
I discovered this bus mess on the first night it was < 20 degrees F, sans hat and gloves.
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No kidding.
This is useful info. (I’ll be north of Harvard Square next weekend.)
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 20, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
TEMPORARY SHUTTLE BUS SERVICE.
The horror.
The horror.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
LEFTY SMITH DIED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That guy was awesome.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I know what the 7 means.... I can't say though
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
WOOP.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions
We're completely dominating the pace of play right now
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Jurassic Park on AMC
Dinosaurs >>>>> Slappypuck
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Venture Bros. on demand
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
i'm watching it too
“hold on to your butts”
I roffled
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 20, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
We're busy with the other Great Satan.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still having trouble with the "Michigan hockey is evil" thing.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
All of Michigan is evil
This is easy
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So, I did the "good teacher" thing,
and went to the second half of the girls’ basketball game and the first half of the boys’ basketball game tonight- the opponents had a play called “Michigan” – every time they called it out, I muttered “sucks” under my breath. I did not realize I was doing this, until the teacher I was sitting next to asked me why I kept saying that…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's good hate.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/prefers weekend games
//usually working during first hour or two of weekday games
///even if actually hanging out on EDSBS
yaaaay feeling like the 5th wheel in my own apartment
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:11 PM EST via Android app reply actions
well thats SOON. and when that happens maybe a non couple should show up
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:13 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
i meant because my roommate/friend were all canoodlin with bfs, not because of my actual roommates
that mightve been misleading
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:16 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
/goes to room to get ready
//really sits on internet
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:19 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Go hang out in law library
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Oh My, hockey announcers
“Notre Dame told us that Hunwick is known for going down quickly so they’ll look to take advantage of that”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
notre dame will not take advantage of that.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
NBC Sports (formerly Versus) has college hockey on every Friday night now
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
AND that is brilliant, btw. NBA doesn't have a lot of fans.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Good now you can admire our brand new obnoxiously expensive new hockey arena
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Good now you can admire our brand new obnoxiously expensive new hockey arena
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Fuck that, the hockey team has actually won important games this decade
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hey, at least it isn't on wheels any more.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
The JACC had it's charms, like the way the ice would be terrible because it was a multipurpose building and other teams would fall down a lot
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Serious question
Is the arena used for anything else?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Not really, it's open to the public for free skating, but that's it
They used to share a section of a convention center, which was awful
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I just imagine the priests taking a hose out to ND Stadium, turning it on until it froze and then tossing a few pucks on the ice
Hmm...
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
ACS wasn't kidding, everything except the Ice sheet and one section of bleachers was on wheels
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sounds pretty TRUDISHONAL to me.
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O Lord, bless this thy holy hockey rink
That with it we may outskate thine enemies.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
i was joking about the "phrasing" of the above statement
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Jezebel
Now with their own “What if Michael Vick were white?” article
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A tiny, bitchtastic Michigan player?
WHY I NEVER.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions
Hunwick is a hothead
He gets a snow shower and flips the fuck out.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I have Providence-BU on here.
Slightly less entertaining at 4-0 BU at the end of the first.
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This game has been incredibly entertaining
We’re physically dominating Michigan (even if it’s only 1-0 on the scoreboard) and they don’t know how to deal with it so they’re doing a lot of pushing and shoving and complaining to to the officials
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/imshocked.jpg
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
So far the most Irish statement I heard was
“under that gold helmet lies a shock of red hair”
I imagine this is part of a wet dream for NDNation
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Our best player is named Riley Sheahan
You can’t make this shit up.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hockey refs don't put us with no mess
They already called a penalty on the Michigan goalie for being a little too demonstrative in his complaining.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Impartial guy me says:
He looked like he was gonna hit a player with his stick. I woulda called it too
//slowly being swayed towards ND
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Good.
Gooooooooooooood.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
He got a game DQ earlier this season for punching somebody.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
These announcers have no idea what they're talking about
The benches were not on opposite sides in the Joyce Center. They were side by side
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
On last night's Project Runway, they had to design a dress for Miss Piggy.
She showed up to judge. There was a Pigs In Spaaaaaaace reference. I loved it.
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Is this available online?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I will look for it in the future...
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 20, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
What's green and smells like pork?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 20, 2012 8:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Michigan State fans?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We are similar.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
I have a feeling I was hurt by not answering "KILL IT NOW" on the initial question
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
23 for me.
Paging blanx to the white courtesy phone.
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24
But I don’t know why, other than that I answered as twisted as possible.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
23.
Apparently RAEG and and resourcefulness with the opponent’s body parts makes up for having never been in a fight.
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I refuse to believe that "resourcefulness"
would actually help
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
If strapping Bieber organs to my own body for defense isn't resourceful
then maybe I’m not watching enough Iron Chef.
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filled it out the same way twice.
29 the first time, 28 the second
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21
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
14
not enough hate/violence in me
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
30 for me
That year working in a jail prepared me for many things
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 20, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Bacon wrapped shrimp for appetizer, and salmon is on the grill
Dinner time!
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WHY DID YOU BUCKLE UP! WHY!
I can’t take 24’s death again.
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"Why would you do that!?"
“I don’t know!!!”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
"HEY MONARCH!"
“Huh?”
“I’m takin’ your fuckin’ car!”
“Oh… yeah, yeah.”
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
OUR ICE IS OLYMPIC SIZE
I cannot stress how awesome that is
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh my.
The lulz.
So many lulz would be had.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Tommy Rees would get to light the torch.
Assuming he doesn’t throw the torch 50 feet past the cauldron, that is.
Welcome back to the Olympics on NBC
Let’s take a live look in at the USA Networks’ coverage of the Drunken White Guy walking on Ice finals
“Thanks Bob, we’re LIVE here outside Club 23 where the German team has taken a commanding lead after the Russian player was disqualified for not being physically able to get drunk on the watered down vodka.”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
No way Russians get drunk on watered down Vodka
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Read that wrong
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
"Now, this course is considered to be one of the most difficult in recent history
because of both the weight of the Long Island buckets and the, uh, stray bullets that tend to wander through."
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
"We've introduced a new event, just for these Olympics"
“Its called ‘How Much scrap metal can you scrounge to sell for meth money.’ The Americans took an early lead after ripping the copper out of a half completed subdivision, but the Japanese somehow managed to disassemble an entire semi truck and half of a bridge.”
"Ooh, that's going to make getting to McCormick's difficult, Bob."
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
"Wait, wait, I can't believe this!"
“Here come the Romanians with the comeback, after completely removing and melting down the plumbing in an entire housing project!”
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Eastern Europeans
Are hardy and crafty people. They could build a tank using some scrap aluminum.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
"I was really looking forward to the cheesy bread and half price margarita specials, Tom."
“Bob, you’re in luck, because the TGI Fridays down the road has declared ‘Taco Tuesday’ to be officially open. It’s sure to be a celebration!”
Un-American
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
52
I’m not fat, and therefore very puzzled
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm about 200lbs, 6'2" and 9-10% body fat, and coud feed 64
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Ok, I don't feel so bad
I think the protein question bumped mine up some
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I don't think this scientific study will ruin anyone's self esteem
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I'm gonna win this easily

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
32
should i be insulted?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
52 here
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'm 6'8" and right around 300 pounds.
I’m not sure how you beat my 95 but good job.
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Craig James, Perjurer
What else is he not telling us…allegedly?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions
wow he is amazingly dumb
lying under oath is just the type of thing that will actually make you do jail time in our country.
Just so he doesn't get back on CFB broadcasts I don't care where he goes, however PMITA prison would be a nice ending.
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It must be jarring for you
to not spend the game staring at traffic cone orange.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
The font on the front
Really blows
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'm deeply concerned by the fact that you don't like something, Nick.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like a lot of things
None involve Notre Dame
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Then we must be doing something right.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Nick? Complain???? Never.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
We need to make a Richter Scale for me
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
We could use the Mercalli scale
Goes with my last name.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
How about a Boeheim Scale?
B1 
B2 
B3 
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
YOU HAVE MY REC.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Already done
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Constipation is a real concern among old dudes
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
he's been constipated since I was 10 or so then
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
B3
“EAST SIDE!”
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
hmm
B1=Boeheim and the Chipmunks audition
B2= “Boe” Face
B3= Wooord UP Boooyeeee
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Far better than "Fluorescent Hunting Orange"
Tennessee looks like it just came in from a game hunt
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
That would be "Puke-in-a-pumpkin" orange
“Fluorescent Hunting Orange” is what VPI wears
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I'll be honest
I had to google “VPI”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I saw a lot of Tennessee fans wearing full orange hunting suits in South Bend in 2005.
Those people are awesome.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Are you sure they were UT fans?
and not just Hoosiers during any hunting season?
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Did Cutcliffe leave the gate open again?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Cornell-Dartmouth game on TWCS
..Much better uniforms
/Readable fonts
//Thank you ECACHL for having nothing but schools that wish it was 1967 in hockey again, except Princeton who wishes it was 1916 and Colgate who wishes Mike Milbury never attended.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Anybody else grow up thinking Colgate was a school for dentists?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Cornell just allowed the visiting team to score a goal for the first time since October
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong.
Waitress, I need some more boat drinks…
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
#LynahRinkAdvantage
Speaking of which, I’m more than likely heading down to Ithaca for a game next month. Should be an awesome time (I’m telling my friend I’m sitting with the locals, though. From what I heard students try to kill outsiders if you sit with them. Especially since they’re 95% likely to still be butthurt from Memorial Day 2009)
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U Mad Cornell Bros?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
At first, I thought that whole concept of an EDSBS orgy was too be taken with a grain of salt
Now, after the past week or so, I don’t know what to think?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
"SPREAD THE CHOCOLATE FROSTING!"

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We're going to need more salt?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
WOOP.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions
CRASH THE NET
The one and only “skill” I bring to the table in a hockey game
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I use my white guy basketball skillz
and box people out/post up in front of the goal. Its super effective.
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Those aren't white guy basketball skills
judging by the numbers you posted upthread; those are “Occupy the lane” skills
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well yeah.
Like I said, super effective.
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I remember back when Marvin Stone played at UK
He set a screen/pick at the half court line against a guy playing man D on our PG. Our PG ran full tilt up the court and the defender slammed into Stone (6’10, just shy of 300lbs) Stone didn’t even move, the defender bounced a good 3 feet off of Stone and didn’t get up until trainers were on the floor.
Big Men can be nasty
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Marvin Stone, representing the Rocket City!
I believe he passed away in a basketball camp
by ding ding ding on Jan 20, 2012 10:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I name thee
Tony Twist.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I despise “enforcers,” well, not them, more that they are a necessity
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That was not meant as an insult.
The exact opposite, in fact.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
"Ya gotta get to the net, and throw shots on net."
“Good things happen when the puck’s near the crease, don’tchaknow”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i has a sad
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GIS carl hagelin makes it better. (yes i know he don’t go here anymore, but he pretty)
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Umm, I can't tell if this is awesome or not
This guy sang the theme song to Family Matters on American Idol and it was great.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Haven't even seen it yet but I know it's going to be great
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Dude's named Reed Grimm and is from Wisconsin, how could it fail
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Too animated for my tastes
Yeah I said it, you don’t need your hands waving around to sing.
Joins NDNation
Great song choice though
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Have you ever sang a solo in front of people
There’s a ton of nervous energy. That’s why performers rarely just stand still on stage.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah I always move when I sing
I only sing when I’m drunk though. I can handle movements but just not hand in the air Mariah style
And dude is trained performer, appears to be part of his act
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
I just watched that.
It was fantastic.
Now there’s a kid from Ohio wearing a Wf’nVU hat. Holgo The Barbarian is on your side, little bro!
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And he's fucking awesome.
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I just saw a commercial for The Killing
Wanted to throw up in my mouth.
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What,exactly,do you have against that show?
Despite a slow pace I’m excited for season 2.
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It's fucking awful and bad and horribly fucking written
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Well then. It looks like someone won't be invited to Sunday funday.
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/sighs
//sits alone on Sundays with Beer 30 Light
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I want the Chewbacca dog
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
W&M had a recruit de-commit and go to Penn
Our fans handled it less than gracefully, but better than LSU fans handled Gunner Kiel leaving. No death threats. We’ll never be big-time at this rate.
PAWWWWLLL WE CAINT EVEN MAKE ENOUGH UNDER THE TABLE PAYMENTS TO BEAT A NO-SCHOLARSHIP SCHOOL
I AM DISGUSTED
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'll get that bitch a slushy.
Bitches love slushies.
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by allicolls on Jan 20, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.

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by Big Jon on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
You're bad
And you should feel bad
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
They sold these at my elementary school
The cause of Type II diabetes in Macon, GA
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Huge fan
Have looked into buying one for my game room. One of the flavors will be white liquour.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 20, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Drinking tequila
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 20, 2012 8:58 PM EST reply actions
PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!
PACKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOO!
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I don't know if that was fantastic trolling or terrible musical selection
ND just played Toby Keith’s “The Angry American” as a Michigan player was bitching to the ref
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
DMB playing on the ND loudpeakers.
Drink for NDNation raeg.
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The first one from the first popular album.
Ants marching? The one that contains the line “under the table and dreaming.”
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Those lyrics were my answer on an essay question on the AP Biology exam.
Kinda had no idea what they were talking about.
Is this some sort of hockey game yall are watching?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I dont think I get that
But theyre showing college hockey on there? I think thats great…it needs a channel to be showcased on
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Every Friday night ever since NBC bought it
It used to be Versus
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Aside from the cask that one liquor store got and had a tasting of...
I have to wait until the 6th to get them in bottles, I think. But that cask was pure dominance.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Holy mother of God I bet it was.
No Bell’s beer up here. Haz a sad.
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I'd have a hard time narrowing it down to just one so you're going to have to be more specific.
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The Phelps Family, Westboro Baptist church, Topeka Kansas
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
The Phelps are the only family I would turn away from the last lifeboat in favor of the Kardashians.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
But Michael could be like an engine
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it is an interesting documentary.
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Who wouldn't want to a church where all the banners say
“God Hates ….”
/your favorite hate word on the dotted line
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Seems to work pretty well with Notre Dame
And they just write “Michigan” every time
by emc503 on Jan 20, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Amen.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
and it's a rec
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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God doesn't hate USC, he pities them
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Notre Dame can afford more than one banner
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Can someone photoshop "Touchdown Jesus"
So it looks like he is holding a banner reading “Yes, I do hate Michigan”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently I now get NBC Sports. I see y'all do as well.
I’ve tried looking at the schedule and I see boxing, hockey, and some other good stuff. Is this the Olympic sports channel?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
It will be
Watched a lot of curling on Versus in 2010
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
See, I totally dig that. I wish I had this during the Rugby World Cup. I think they showed the games on Universal Sports.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I watched curling for 12 hours a day in 2010.
I miss law school.
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I did that in 2002 and 06.
Only watched about 6 hours worth in 2010 since I was working then. I too miss college/law school.
Turino 2006 we skipped class to watch Pete and the boys curl for America
Swore we’d go to Vancouver in 2010 but we all had jobs by then
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
this is the "we can't just buy up everything, because ESPN has lots of it already, so lets carve out some of rest" channel
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I find myself watching "Sportstalk" just to piss off espn.
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THIS. I also get my scores off Yahoosports and a variety of any other places.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Sportstalk needs to really, really, REALLY be imroved
It’s a bigger key to beating ESPN than any sports contract.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Dan Rydell was the glue of that announcing team on-screen, and don't you forget it!
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I got into that show this fall.
Love it.
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I think it would do better if aired now.
Though Sorkin learned from it and took it to West Wing, so it all worked out.
Indeed-
also, the networks shit all over it by messing with the music and the fucking laugh track that wasn’t necessary.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
When it aired, comedies had laugh tracks.
No one quite knew what to do with the show. Now? It would probably succeed.
Yep- they let it be for the first season, and then screwed with it.
And if they had known it wasn’t going to be the last season, they wouldn’t have tried to shoehorn in Danny’s climb out of the darkness.
Also, good GOD, do/did I have a thing for Rebecca Wells
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Next week at this time you might have the chance to see a real life Cantab_UGA_Fan in the wild
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Harvard-Yale next week right?
I would’ve rather seen tomorrow night’s Fish Game on, but still should be fun to watch
That also seals NBCSN as the official network for Harvard-Yale. All they need’s basketball lacrosse and baseball and their set. Hell, it’s not like ESPNU airs any Ivy League games Friday nights in basketball (save Harvard-Princeton) anyway, so….
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Ivy League had a contract with Versus, so I assume that carries over
That said, we do have the occasional ESPN3 game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
NBC bough Versus with the express intention of making it an alternative to ESPN
If what you’re looking for is ignored by ESPN, you’ll find it on NBC Sports
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hopefully that means eventually
Major League Baseball for teams not named the Yanks, Sox, and Phillies
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Also the added benefits of
-No Buck and McCarver
-No OHHHH WRITTEN IN THE STARRRSSSS
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I already have WGN for all the stickyball disappointment I need.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I miss TBS shilling for the Braves
Now all I have is “Peachtree TV”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
It makes me feel dirty (as a native Southerner) when I see the Phillys and the Cards on TBS.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Is there some sort of deal that the Braves CAN'T be on TBS Sundays?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen them on TBS on Sundays in recent years.
But it doesn’t happen often. (I’m outside their TV market and a fan, so I really notice when they’re actually on in my area.)
#TeamFucktheNewBravesOwners
#TeamIMissTedTurner
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
A MILLION MILES AWAY
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 20, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I know that song was the theme for Wrestlemania last year
For that I feel shamed.
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Next big contracts are MLB and NBA
NBC will gun hard for the NBA
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
If so I hope they bring back the John Tesh intro music.
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Eh, as awesome it would be to see the NBA back on NBC
The 10-year deal with the NHL they signed last summer makes things very hard to air that many playoff games on NBCSN. That plus it’s the only pro league ABC really has left and ESPN/TNT’s kinda had things on lockdown for quite a while. I think they’ll be gunning for the MLB deal more
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P.S. Yes I know ABC and ESPN is the same thing
It’s just that ABC only has the NBA left as everything else has moved to ESPN
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NBC Sports has a LOT of unused air time
They can do NHL and NBA.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
They also show Dakar Rally highlights
I can’t emphasize that enough
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
We're working on the whole music at games thing.
Stand by, please.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'll set the over/under on the weeks into football season before they play Sandstorm at 2.5
And take the under
I think that was the thing that shocked me the most about watching European soccer on TV. Those fans apparently make their own fun without being told to get loud or playing obnoxious music.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
only at halftime. and then it's weird techno. It's a soccer match, not a rave.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Psssst. ACS. How long am I standing by? It is cold in ice rinks.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
fasaagjndkssdklVEjngajsk
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I think I'm going to start spamming Jack Swarbrick's email with clips of Flogging Molly's "Black Friday Rule"
With the note “AWESOME, ACTUALLY IRISH, AND NOT BOSTON”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Send some Pogues please
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I really, really wish this wasn't the only Dropkick Murphys song people know
That was probably one of the weaker songs off “The Warrior’s Code,” which had a lot of songs that were much better, but because it was used in The Departed, it’s EVERYWHERE
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I like the banjo opening of State of Massachusetts
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
"Spicy McHaggis" needs more public airplay.
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I don't particularly care for Dropkick Murphys
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
They play Shipping up to Boston way too much
Also, not a big fan of that genre of music anyway
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Hockey music doesn't have to be too hard
Just follow these steps
1. Don’t do what the Islanders do in terms of music choice
2. Shoehorn Billy Talent’s “Red Flag” at least once a game
Boom. Done.
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I actually like Chelsea Dagger as a goal song
I know it annoys the hell out of some of the people here cough Red Wings and Blues fans cough but its better than like the Crowd Chant by Joe Satriana
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'm with you, especially the last part
Crowd Chant has to be my least favorite goal song.. so of course the Islanders adopted it this year
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I dont know the name, but I like the "Whoo hoo" song the best for goals
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah thats it...
They play it at Hurricanes games and Rick Flair comes on the jumbotron and Woos…which is awesome
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I love using bone-jarringly loud train horns for scores by the home team
I tear up a little everytime I hear the Oregon horn
It lets the Blackhawks fans who don't pay attention to the game drunkenly scream-sing along.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
And, you see, they yell during the National Anthem.
Whereas normally people are silent.
It’s very unique, you see.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I had thins argument at work today
Where even a rabid blackhawks fan admitted that Vancouver’s anthem is awesome. Which, yunno, it is.
I thought the National Anthem included the words "go to hell LSU" til I was like 10.
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The Blue Jackets shoot off a cannon after every home goal...I think
haven’t heard it very often this year…./sigh
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's incredibly modern thinking for Long Island
Good thing people from Long Island don’t actually go to Islanders games or Tucker and Barbara might right a strongly worded letter
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Don't they have good players or some shit?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Well the have Kobe...the ghost of Pau Gasol and an island of old misfit toys
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
I don't watch NBA until April. But this will be interesting (from a distance) to see how teams do in compressed schedules
AND A NEW BUSINESS I JUST THOUGHT OF: HAMMIES FOR HIRE. When your hammies are giving out, where are you gonna go?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Make it good ACLs and Purdue will hire you
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
It would be if the talent weren't everywhere but LA
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
This kid on last night's American Idol is a 19yo coal miner.
I was all for him, until they asked him what he was gonna sing and he said, “Have you ever seen Shrek? You know that Hallelujah song?”
Facepalm.
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this. And his voice was all over. Nice kid though
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Dammit, why does nobody anywhere ever do anything else that Jeff Buckley sang?
I mean, shit, his was like the 4596th cover
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I know.
And you have to have a certain kind of voice to pull it off, and 99% of the people that try it, even if they technically get it right, don’t do it any justice.
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Katherine Jenkins is a perfect example. She has a classically trained, beautiful voice but it just doesn't fit the song.
Here.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
So Real or Vancouver would be AMAZING to hear somewhere besides my iPod
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Personally, I like Bob Huggins's version
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Maine is tied with #3 Boston College
GO BLACK BEARS. MAKE PAUL KARIYA PROUD
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Boston College is good at a sport?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
They're very good at hockey
FUCK YOU NATHAN GERBE
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
NBC finished at 8th place in the Thursday 10pm Slot
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They should just become a non-stop Brian Williams News/NFL network
Only things really keeping them afloat at this point
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Is this a snide joke
I can’t tell
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Seems pretty cheesy to me.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Gouda point.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
If you Gruyere more often, you'd catch them
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I think I spotted them back in Monteray, Jack
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
TJ Tynan has a pretty strong command of the CCHA points lead apparently
8 points higher than number 2
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
TJ Tynan has a pretty strong command of the CCHA points lead apparently
8 points higher than number 2
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So Warner Bros. apparently failed marketing 101
Put Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close video ads all around the WTC site that is just a loop of video of the attacks and Sandra Bullock crying. Of course, people be mad.
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I haven't seen that in particular.
Movie ads are very common above subway entrances, but when I saw an ad for that above the “World Trade Center – E Train” stop I was pretty sure it was not going to go over well.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Marketing fail
Though I still wanna see the movie. Book was a great read back in my AP Lit days. Just worried that it won’t be as good as the book
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You know how I know you're young?
You read a book about WTC stuff in 11th grade
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
And by stuff I mean attacks
No disrespect meant
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
I have students who have absolutely no recollection of 9/11...
And they are in high school
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my niece was four, and was kept away from it all. At 14 going on 15 I don't imagine she "remembers" it.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Oh, I understand why logically...
but it makes me feel old at 26
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
heavens I could feel real old but not tonight!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Actually read it in 12th grade, but yep I'm in the young group, college junior now
All of us had recollection of 9/11, so it wasn’t being read as a history lesson as much as a very good piece of literature. Your point still stands, considering the book was written… I wanna say 2007ish
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yay juniors in college!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 9:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
/high fives all around
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, do you go to SU?
If so, we’ve probably seen each other at a game and probably never realized it
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Nope
Too much money
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ohhh gotcha
Yeah, luckily I got a pretty big grant to go here or else… yeah very steep price
Twitter: RyanMcD29
You, I know you're engineering at UVA
what discipline?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha
Boss is civil UVA grad (Class of like 55) and was just curious about the experience there.
Whole liberal arts college with engineering degree appeals to me since that’s what I got
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
I knew a fair number of engineers and they never regretted not going to an engineering school
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I never have
Even though I knew both the girls I graduated with there was a good bit of scenery around campus in general.
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
As long as the programs are accredited by ABET, you're pretty much going to learn the same thing
For instance, I don’t know what UVA’s EE degree requirements look like, but, going from my own EE experience at VT, I’m going to guess it looks something like this (I’m going to leave out all the history/english/other shit kids these days can clear with AP credit):
Math:
- 2 semesters of calculus
- Something about linear algebra (Gauss-Jordan elimination, eigenvalues/vectors, etc.)
- Differential equations
- Multivariable calculus (probably learn calculus in cylindrical and spherical coordinate systems while you’re at it)
- Vector calculus (curl, divergence, Laplacian, Green’s Theorem, Stokes’ Theorem, etc.)
Engineering:
- DC circuit analysis (Kirchoff’s voltage/current law, node&mesh equations, the three passive circuit elements (sorry memristors, no one learns about you yet))
- Programming, probably object-oriented (probably C or Java)
- Electronics (diodes, transistors (bipolar junction and field effect), operational amplifiers, simple configurations)
- Some kind of basic computer architecture (building shit out of various logic gates, putting together en/decoders, multiplexers, memory, SR latches, whatever, I didn’t like this class)
- Programming with microcontrollers (more stuff I didn’t like, lots of assembly and talking to I/O ports)
- Signal representation (Laplace and Fourier transforms, convolution, some simple system representation)
- AC circuit analysis (like DC, except with AC. Now takes advantage of Laplace transforms to solve analytically (or Fourier to solve computationally), make Bode plots, etc.)
- Electronic amplifiers (like the first electronics, except more small-signal model, designing some common amp configurations, etc)
- Power systems (transmission lines, 3-phase systems, a/synchronous machines)
- 2 semesters of electromagnetic fields (first semester is probably electro/magnetostatics, Gauss’ law, Ampere’s law, Biot-Savart law. Second semester, everything is time-varying (so you see why Maxwell’s Equations work), essentially just applying what you learned in vector calculus to engineering problems)
- Communication systems (lots of work in the Fourier domain, amplitude and angle modulation, heterodyne receiver, sampling theorem, quantization, line coding, etc.)
- System representation (more Laplace&Fourier transforms, filters, block diagrams, now with discrete-time systems, so Z-transform, discrete-time Fourier transform, discrete Fourier transform, fast Fourier transform)
- 5 senior elective courses, at least one of which will end up being a project that takes at least one entire semester to accomplish
There’s really only so many ways that you can separate yourself at the undergraduate level, most of which probably comes from what’s available in those senior elective courses.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
That appears very EE centric which I'm guessing is what you are
But yeah it’s all about the ABET
by ItsComplicated on Jan 21, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, I took the bare minimum of computer-y courses required
All my senior elective courses were in power systems, digital communications, and optical fibers.
I also ended up being 3 credits short of a math minor, but I knew proofs (actual, mathematically rigorous proofs) and I would not get along very well.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 21, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, except E&M is squeezed into a single semester
And we have to take a couple unrestricted elective courses, and are encouraged to take courses from the College.
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Yeah, it really sucked
Definitely the hardest class I’ve had to take. Digital Signals Processing comes in a close second, though
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DSP sounded like a course I would have enjoyed a lot
But I ultimately could never get it lined up with my schedule
by Synaesthesia on Jan 21, 2012 2:44 AM EST up reply actions
E-school isn't that small, compared to Georgia's, from what I hear
Undergraduate total population is about 14,000, and about a quarter of them are in the E-school. But I do love being able to take advantage of the College of Arts an Science’s great classes whenever I have the opportunity to take unrestricted electives. Almost minored in government/political science.
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I did not know that for UVA as far as size and such
Always assumed it was somewhat similar to a Georgia-Georgia Tech thing up there with VPI being there
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
VT actually has women
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
I might be overestimating the amount of people in the E-school, because that's mostly who I associate with
But UVa’s School for Engineering and Applied Sciences is the oldest engineering school associated with an existing institution of higher learning (celebrating 175 years now)
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Furk
You win this battle of the olds, Hoos
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia had a large engineering program
Then they built Tech. Heard there was 1000 students in there now though
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia/GT is not really a good comparison for UVa/VT
Aggy jokes aside, UT/A&M are a better parallel in terms of academic program distribution and grad/undergrad balance (both “U-of”s are heavier on graduate programs).
That analogy breaks down on student population, though; while UT is slightly larger than A&M, VT is nearly one-and-a-half times the size of UVa. History too, obvs, since UT is younger than A&M and UVa is clearly not.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Also
VT people are like, 10 times as smart as TAMU students.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Texas A&M is a real research heavyweight
I haven’t met any of their undergraduates, but they’ve got some awfully smart folks at and above the graduate level.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 21, 2012 2:46 AM EST up reply actions
Balls.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions
Nuts
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
That was dirty as fuck
Way to kill your own momentum, Michigan
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Just saw a Long John Silvers ad during Jurassic Park
Sort of want.
/puts on paper hat
//drowns everything in the malt vinegar
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 20, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions
I irrationally hate goalies playing the puck.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions
/trapezoid'd
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 20, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK MARTY BRODEUR
/sorry, reflex
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I associate this with Martin Brodeur in the heyday of the negative-hockey Devils.
Irrational hate approved.
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Hive-y
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I just told my roommate's gf I can't go to her party because Jurassic Park is on.
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Oh college kid
Go to the party, JP will still be there.
Youth won’t
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
Just like the island, when you get older “Vitamin P” is not as plentiful.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 20, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
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Jeff Jackson does a very good "disappointed head shake"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That was almost a beautiful goal on the soft chip in front...
I like the creativity of ND’s skaters
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Jackson's recruiting strategy seems to be "get natural playmakers, teach them to play defense"
And it works surprisingly well
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So, what does a southern guy have to do in order to get one of those Michigan hockey jerseys?
Bad ass
by ding ding ding on Jan 20, 2012 9:46 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
First you have to embrace evil
Oh, I see you’re a Bama fan, so you’ve got step one covered.
Then go to Michigan’s online store. I’d imagine they sell tem
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You say embrace evil like it's a bad thing.
I actually like Notre Dame. Have visited their campus, been on football field, and been inside the locker room. Truly is magical. I was in awe and it was as if I were a kid in a candy store.
by ding ding ding on Jan 20, 2012 10:05 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Pay $90 to the good folks at...
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How do I fireplace?
Seriously. I can make a great fire from scratch in the vulgarity of nature, but here in my own living room, I’m worse than useless.
Is it gas logs or real wood?
I think my electric starter is broke and wish I had a real wood fireplace
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure difference as far as what you can do inside and outside
And will therefore give no advice
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Open the chimney to have a good airflow to start the fire
once you got it, slowly close it to about 3/4 of the way, so it burns longer
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Depends on how big the room is
3/4 might be too much
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
My technique
Assload of crumpled paper (moved so had a bunch of that) under small stuff. Hope that catches while blowing fanning. Add more paper. Drink a bunch of beers while doing this.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 20, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
That was my route, as well
Seems like the small stuff just isn’t getting the bigger stuff going. The wood is all stuff from around the yard. Could be it’s just not dry enough after the uber wet fall.
Probz
But nobody likes a quitter. Keep after it.
/spent 2 hours making a fire a few weeks ago
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 20, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't do Boy Scouts, eh?
If the wood isn’t seasoned (allowed to dry for a season) it will be a challenge . . .
You can always use chemistry:
- a little tinders (paper, or very small ‘stuff’ with enormous surfance area (fresh steel wool is great, is used to light – under
- kindlind, usually the just the regular wood, chopped up into small pieces (smaller is better) – under
- the wood you wish to burn. If having trouble getting it going, split the wood smaller, set the ‘next’ pieces to be burned near the fire so the heat of the fire drys them, and most important, make sure flame has lots of ventilation to allow O2 in & CO2 out . . .
by HuskyInExile on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Good Lord, yes
Also, your goalie seems like he can’t quite see the puck well- he’s been butterflying down early, and often on pucks clearly off-target
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He was the backup for most of the year
Seems the starter is in the doghouse as he had a 10 game unbeaten streak at one point
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Gotcha-
also, a whiteout looks dumb when the arena isn’t full… but the ice looks beautiful
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hell of a save with 55 seconds left!
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Sorry to interrupt a good hockey/college hockey convo
But, umm, my Twitter feed is becoming pure entertainment during every Knick game. As a casual NBA guy, it’s fun watching this bandwagon crash and burn with people who were so excited Christmas Day for the season to start, only now to wish the lockout was still in place
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I wish the lockout were still in place
Forever
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As a hockey/college hoops guy
I kinda wished that was the case too. Doesn’t take away the hilarity every other night I see, though
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“AND THAT, was the source of her demise.”
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Anybody else read this and hope it was Pain in the Stash posting?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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Billy Maday is a great name for a hockey player
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WOOOOOO

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by stempke on Jan 20, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So yeah
Burt Reynolds. Wow
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is he going to be semi-regular?
Or was this just a one time thing? Either way it was a great episode
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
The Frank's Red Hot Sauce commercial is great.
80-year-old ladies cussing are always hilarious.
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So if I'm understanding the realignment properly, the CCHA will be completely non-existent (sorry for the length of post but I don't know how to do columns in this thing)
ATLANTIC HOCKEY
Air Force
American International
Army
Bentley
Canisius
Connecticut
Holy Cross
Mercyhurst
Niagara
RIT
Robert Morris
Sacred Heart
B1G
Michigan
Michigan State
Minnesota
Ohio State
Penn State
Wisconsin
ECAC HOCKEY
Brown
Clarkson
Colgate
Cornell
Dartmouth
Harvard
Princeton
Quinnipiac
Rensselaer
St. Lawrence
Union
Yale
HOCKEY EAST
Boston College
Boston University
Maine
Massachusetts
Massachusetts-Lowell
Merrimack
New Hampshire
Northeastern
Notre Dame
Providence
Vermont
NCHC
Colorado College
Denver
Miami
Minnesota-Duluth
Nebraska-Omaha
North Dakota
St. Cloud State
Western Michigan
WCHA
Alaska
Alaska-Anchorage
Bemidji State
Bowling Green
Ferris State
Lake Superior State
Michigan Tech
Minnesota State
Northern Michigan
Alabama-Huntsville is still looking for a home
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I don't think UAH is long for this world
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
They got a reprieve
pretty much as soon as the term of the UA system chancellor that tried to kill them expired.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Didn't hear about that
Cool, something to do when I visit the grandparents
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
They've been independent for a couple years now, I'm a little surprised that Atlantic Hockey didn't invite them when they added Air Force
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Looks like pretty much everyone wants them dead
Long, awkward travel from pretty much everywhere else that plays college hockey, few historic links and no marquee name.
You won’t be surprised to hear that I think what’s happening to them is bullshit.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Someone's going to play at Alabama-Huntsville and at least one of the Alaska schools in the same season, and will not stop complaining about it for at least three years.
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The NCAA pays for travel to Alaska and gives the teams the ability to have an additional series to recoup the cost
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
They're getting Great Alaska Shootout'd
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, let's play the Maui Invitational in a frozen wasteland!
This won’t eventually lead to the NCAA changing the rules so we don’t have to freeze our asses off just to play an early-season tournament, right?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'd imagine it's easier to fly into Huntsville than Alaska during hockey season though right?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
The NCAA offers incentives for going to Alaska similar to the way they do with Hawaii in football
So teams don’t mind playing there as much
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
All the fish stew you can eat!
Sadly, seal-clubbing expeditions are no longer permissible benefits.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
I see
I’m not a huge hockey fan but if I got into it, it would be on the college side of it
Only went to 1 Thrashers game
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Because they were in the CHA
That imploded before the B1G blew up hockey. They didn’t have many options when they joined the Atlantic.
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ECAC 4 Lyfe
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
That is the logical home for Syracuse if and when you guys make the jump to D1
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
IVY LEAGUE AND UPSTATE NEW YORK AND FOR SOME REASON QUINNIPIAC PAWWWWLLLL
CAN’T STOP THAT EEE-SEE-AYY-SEE SPEED!
Though seriously, going back to my ECAC-Big East comparison, they should try and make a play for RIT. Very good academics… upstate New York location… fits perfectly. So of course they’ll never do that. Granted once Syracuse finally gets a D-1 men’s hockey program (hopefully this decade if we can get some big donor for an arena like Penn State is), we’ll settle in perfectly in the ECAC
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I admittedly don't know much about college hockey, but this is just strange to me.
I guess the six-team conference will allow for some non-conference scheduling creativity.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Hockey fans are not happy about it
The B1G conference has effectively killed a whole lot of rivalries.
Although to your point, teams usually have about 20 conference games, so the B1G will play 4 games against each team (2 home to away) most likely and leave them with room for 8 non conference series (teams in college hockey play two games at a time against opponents to cut down on travel) so there’s still a chance for those rivalries to be salvaged
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sounds familiar.
The B1G conference has effectively killed a whole lot of rivalries.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I assume Michigan's non-con will consist of seven series against various directional and subdirectional Michigans and maybe a series against Notre Dame.
I guess playing Minnesota more will be fun.
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North Central Michigan Technical College is not amused.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
There are 5 other schools in Michigan
Northern Michigan, Ferris State, Lake Superior State, Western Michigan and Michigan Tech
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Don't be silly.
Northern Michigan and Michigan Tech are in Wisconsin.
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THEY DAMN WELL SHOULD BE
We’ll take LSSU while we’re at it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Not Connecticut, so double false
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
NAWT ONE DIME
TRIPLE FAWLSE
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I think Rhode Island gets severely disrespected in this conversation.
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This may be the first time I've seen this in anything but maize and blue.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I was going to offer North Dakota as a counterpoint.
But I refuse to recognize the existence of North Dakota out of principle.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Do you mean Dakota?
Because there’s Dakota and South Dakota.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
LSSU?
/makes a roux hotdish
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
LSSU's electric blue could easily be converted to purple and only be slightly more garish

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Does that sound like e-cock in a Boston accent
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Luckily I've never heard a Bawstonian utter the phrase/word ECAC
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't that what they use to induce vomiting?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
How 'bout DEM APPLES?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Man, the UFC on FX tonight
is kind of a “who’s that” of matches.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions
You don't know Melvin Guillard?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
I was speaking of the undercard.
Other than Josh Neer, I couldn’t have named a single guy thus far.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse plays for the Denver Nuggets???

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WHY ARE THEY USING THE NFL THEME FOR UFC?
Or is this supposed to make fun of the NFL
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It's the Fox Sports theme.
They use it for everything in some form.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
UFC is a sport?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
/notsureifserious.jpg
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
ESPNU still hasn't released their lacrosse schedule
Last season they released it in December. It’s 3 weeks till this season and it’s still not up. Unless NBCSN is secretly planning a Saturday Lacrosse Block and secretly took games from ESPNU, what the hell’s the holdup? Granted I don’t think they have a baseball schedule out yet, either, but ESPNU spends entire weekends in the spring airing lax so I have no idea what’s going on
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Question for those present
Better spectator sport: Lacrosse or Australian Rules Football?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Lacrosse
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Aussie Rules if you're talking on TV
Unless you’re watching it live, it’s tough to get a feel for just how athletic lacrosse players are.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
What about the douchebaggery? Is that more palpable in person?
/never met a “lax” player he didn’t want to punch in the popped collar
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
See, as much as I love lacrosse, I hate the "lax bro" culture
Usually at games it’s much more tolerable as long as your not sitting in a section filled a bunch of girls in lax pinnies that go to the games with the only thing they know about lacrosse being said lax pinnies and the “lax bro” culture or the aforementioned “lax bros,” which at least in my experiences going to games at Syracuse, Hofstra, Princeton, and D-2 schools throughout Long Island, aren’t a problem, save for some of the student section in Syracuse
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I never encountered Lax Bro culture in Upstate NY
High School level. I dunno about the Syracuse suburb schools, but the farm kids and shit that play lacrosse? None of that, it’s just another way to beat the shit out of people. Also I don’t see it with the Iroquois teams.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I never really had issues with the lax bro culture at my high school on LI
at least in my grade and above (the year below was kinda bad with it, but they were all a bunch of fun guys to play with and were really good so there wasn’t much of a problem with it). That and all the guys and girls who’ve gone on to play in college at my school (again save the grade below me) don’t fit that lax bro criteria. Once I ran into all these prep school kids when I tried out for club lacrosse here at SU, as well as every Halloween and most of the girls that go to the men’s lacrosse games (luckily non-bro guys make up the vast majority of the student section), I’ve seen how annoying it can get in person.
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What about the Syracuse team?
It seems to be the least Bro filled of most D-1 teams. Especially due to the Iroquois presence on the team.
/JoJo non withstanding
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I went to a party at the SU team's house one time
They didn’t fit the bro category for the most part. Not as anti-bro as they were prior to this season with that senior class, but still pretty much like that. They were also pretty cool and got me in for free just because I told them “Hopkins sucks” haha
Also, believe it or not, Princeton’s pretty anti-bro as well. A good friend of mine’s on their women’s team and her two brothers played for them in the past, and in addition to them being very anti-bro from what I’ve heard from her/seen from pics she’s been tagged in/some of the players I’ve met when I was down there last spring, they don’t seem like a bad bunch really.
Now as for NYIT (D-2), however…….
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didn't really know the guys who played for us, for the most part
all I knew about my HS lax team was that they were pretty good – only one or two of the guys on the team were taking classes with me, but prior to moving to ’Cuse suburbs, had never seen a game of lacrosse in my life.
It has gotten pretty big in the Columbus area too...
one of the guys who was 2 years ahead of me won a national title at Syracuse
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It's become extremely popular among Catholic high schools in Louisville
and every time I see/hear a pack of them out in public, I just want to perform some castrations to prevent future date rapes.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I suspect, nationally
that lax is taking over the role soccer used to have back in the 70s and 80s as far as high schools go.
Man, I got along with almost everyone in high school, but the soccer players were the most arrogant and smug little turds imaginable. And this was at a high school with multiple state titles in FOOTBALL.
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This statement regarding lax is very true in northern burbs of Atlanta
I mean I’m assuming. I have very little contact with high school kids I just happen to live between 2 200 student schools 3 miles apart
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds about right
I remember picking up a lacrosse magazine in Borders a few years back out of lunchtime boredom and seeing a very explicit argument that a primary benefit of the game is upper-crust social networking.
I hate those fucking people.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
See:
Every HS Lacrosse player in Maryland and NJ
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
"I hate those fucking people."
What Borders employees used to say about all of us who read magazines at Borders?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Rest in peace to an Ann Arbor original.
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Wrong Big Blue.
I’m UK, not Meeshigan.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
No, I'm aware.
Borders was an Ann Arbor-based company, which is what the reference was to.
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Ah. My bad.
People make that mistake with me from time to time.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
/finds can he poured out for Circuit City
/shakes a few more drops out for Borders
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I was in an HH Gregg the other day.
The Circuit City death spiral was palpable.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting thing is
here in Virginia, they took over a bunch of old CC locations.
There’s a chance they could avoid the same fate. They missed a few mistakes that CC made (dump appliances just in time for the biggest housing market expansion in US history? brilliant!), but expanding during a terrible economy and a major shift in the retail sector away from on-location shopping… yeesh.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Not to mention that, outside of cell and tablet devices
the electronics retail industry is dying. Hyperbole, but it sure seems like the only people in the market for new TVs now are people who had to sell theirs for food money, and now have $700 to blow. Desktops and laptops? People are going for tablets unless their old boxes are just dead, rather than obsessively upgrading just to upgrade (because desktops and laptops aren’t becoming more powerful by large leaps every year they way they used to).
And I think we’ve given up on stereo equipment as a society.
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Stereo equipment has morphed into home theater equipment
Same equipment, only now instead of 2.0 stereo it’s 5.1 or 7.1 surround. Sound bars are big, too. But no one is buying CD-only equipment when a Blu-Ray will play them too.
I wouldn’t say that tablets are taking over for desktops — yet, but laptops sure are.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 21, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
#teamantisocialnetworking
In just about every possibly meaning of the phrase.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Don't work at a business school.
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I meant TV
I’ve seen both on tv but neither live. Only live version I’d have of either is high school level lacrosse and the Kookaburras in Atlanta for Footy
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
My biased opinion... lacrosse
To a casual viewer… depends on the matchup. If you go see Syracuse-Virginia, you’ll love it. If you go see Johns Hopkins-Any other Stall-Ball team, you’ll hate it.
Lacrosse kinda has the same feel as hockey in the sense that TV doesn’t do as much justice to it as it does in person
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I have to think lacrosse would be better in-person
if for no other reason than field size. Aussie rules fields are gigantic. I kinda wish I could like lacrosse (athletically, it’s basically airborne hockey), but I find the associated culture utterly despicable.
On TV, I’ll take Aussie rules any day of the week.
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Fun thing
That culture does not exist in every lacrosse hotbed.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
I wish Fox Sports World was still around.
I used to love watching Aussie rules at random hours.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
I watched this as well as Gaelic Rules
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
The International Rules game between the Gaelic league and Aussie league champions is shockingly violent
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Before my time, sadly.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN3
During the season, it’s on whenever you want it now.
It’s also on a public TV subchannel service on Monday or Tuesday nights if that’s available in your area, but it’s terrible quality. The ESPN3 games are basically HD quality.
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I watch Footy
have even made an NFLAIDS = AFL team equivalency table for reference
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
There's 17 AFL teams, do you really want me to list them all?
Going by your area will tell you in my opinion, Geelong Cats = Ravens, Gold Coast Suns = Panthers, got nothing for Redskins
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I'm interested in Richmond Tigers and Melbourne FC
Looking at baseball, I saw a good Melbourne/Cincinnati Reds analogy and sorta went with them (didn’t want a bandwagon; I’m a Nationals fan, but I can respect the Reds).
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Ah ok, that's easier to do. I made this last year so things may have changed but
For me I got Melbourne= Bengals, (so hey still Cincy) and Richmond = Lions
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I really based all of it on when they were successfull and bandwagon fans and such
So Collingwood = Steelers and Carlton = Cowboys
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Browns?
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Does not compute
Sorry just not enough AFL teams
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Collingwood scanned to me as the Yankees
right down to how self-satisfied the fans are. (Granted, this could be me reading too much into the one (American) Collingwood fan I know.)
Geelong’s been around for a long time, so I don’t feel like the Ravens are a good match for them. I might actually give them the Browns tag, though obviously the recent success doesn’t match.
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Yeah I think I've seen the baseball equivalency thing you mention
Which is why I did an NFL one, I went more on recent things for the Cats but also Baltimore had the Colts too. I went more city than team there
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hm. I actually didn't see someone else's baseball list
Collingwood/NYY was pretty obvious, then I started looking at team histories to try to find someone I could support.
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I went Geelong with West Coast Eagles as a secondary
Couldn’t find a Falcons equivalent
Eagles I equate to Chargers but I think that one was largely geographic reasons
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Jumping another wall
Brisbane Lions ~= Dallas Stars. They might actually be a good Ravens analog too.
West Coast Eagles ~= San Jose Sharks
St. Kilda ~= Maple Leafs/Cubs
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Lions I got as Rams
St Kilda as Jets
Like I said I made this last year and don’t remember all my reasoning
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
St Kilda is just old and not very good for a while
I do remember that, and your teams support that
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Melvin Guillard's entrance music
Appropriately douchey.
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And rocking the Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man hair.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
His refereeing is so hit or miss.
Sometimes he makes the dumbest calls.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Don't care
He’s still the man
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
What good does it do to rank teams all the way up to 20 when only 16 teams make the college hockey tournament
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6 in the SEC West
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Guillard was such a fucking moron
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
"Hey, I think I'll give up my back."
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
"And I don't think I'll protect my neck"
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Going to a bar in a little while
Should I keep on the sweatshirt I’m wearing (it’s kinda a nice one) or throw on a sweater?
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Jim Tressel thinks sweater vest would be the best choice
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Jon Chait knows what's up. (Article is political so I won't link it.)
The sweater-vest signals wholesomeness. Sweater-vests are nonthreatening. But since a sweater-vest does not, of course, actually make you a good person, they are the perfect disguise for nasty men.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Also, are you a tattoo artist?
Jim would trade some sweaters with you for art
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Will there be smoke at the bar? (depends on your local laws)
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Or essentially anywhere in the city.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/twitch
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
The Daily Show did a great reaction to this.
I thought it took place in Tompkins Square Park, but a second look at the video reminds me that it’s Union Square, which is somewhat less funny.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It's just so fucking stupid
Either outlaw it or don’t.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Then I have nothing to support your attire argument
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
:(
Welp, I’ll get ready then. I’ll leave with the best worst-lyric song of the past few years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4
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I love The Onion's version of Prince Fielder
In this installment he waxes philosophical about the nature of Free Agency
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That story should really end with
him taking a bite from a whole chicken.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Prince is a vegetarian. (A very large one, at that.)
Or was, at least.
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He's a vegetarian now...
or at least he was for a while
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Not anymore
That lasted one season, which was his worst season since his rookie year. Now he just skips red meat. Chicken and Fish are back on the menu.
But hey, at least he’s not Fausto Carmona Roberto Heredia and lied about his age
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's such a tough situation-
I mean, it enabled him to get his family and friends out of poverty – it was so bad, the Indians got him dental work to fix nutritional issues he was having.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Let's be honest
He still would have gotten out of poverty as a 20 year old prospect instead of a 17 year old. He just wouldn’t have gotten as much money
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
But would he have gotten at look at 20?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, his velocity didn't really pick up until he was 22-23(now 25-26), so he might not have.
I don’t like what he did, but I dislike even more the reasons that he felt he had to do so.
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Albert Pujols nods grimly, counts money
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
The one from a couple years ago where he explained the Arbitration process via cheeseburgers was magical
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Just saw a commercial for a website
Called blackpeoplemeet.com
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I've seen this
There’s Jdate so hey why not?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Haha, we've had matchmakers for almost 6.000 years.
It’s just modern technology, nothing surprising…
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Side note: that Chip Kelly quote is A+.
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Well, thank you kind sir
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/kills goat, reads entrails, betroths child to chief's son
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Depends, who is it?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Timberwolves at Clippers
Ricky Rubio’s dreamy eyes and wavy hair drew me in.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, hide the sharp objects and the prescription pills.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Not at all, this is a fun game
Both teams have awesome players on them, this isn’t fucking Hornets Rockets here.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Not watching, but good point guards make a game much more enjoyable.
And Rubio, Chris Paul, and Chauncey Billups are some of the finest.
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Is the Bledshow back for the Clips yet?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'm 25 years old and have been divorced 2 years ago due to an adulterous wife
Feel better about your life
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Woo, cash dump
Hurricanes trade Alexei Ponikarovsky for fourth-round pick and $RANDOM_DEFENSE_PROSPECT. Saves $600K and frees up room to see whether one of the kid forwards can handle the load, so this is… good for the future, I guess.
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Note: Do not switch to a stronger lesser quality bourbon just because you are drunj
You can still taste the difference. Just went from Bourbon Trace to Beam Devil’s Cut
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions
What a helluva Friday night!
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Yeah
We’re a wild bunch. Well, at least Chloe is, judging from the Penthouse Bathroom picture.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
I must have missed that one.
I have to work all weekend so I don’t plan to start it with a hangover.
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What will cake do without you all weekend?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
If I had to guess, sleep on the bathroom floor.
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You should get a bag of ice for it to lay on
For the hilarious pictures
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Only dogs I know that lay on bags of ice tend to die about every year or so.
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Cake is a Corgi, duh.
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I'm sorry I'm only nominally here at night
and day times tend to be more, you know actually football oriented
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Quite alright.
Cake has become synonymous with all Corgis, I wasn’t expecting you to know that I had a Corgi.
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It's cool
I’m sorry but I probably have an irrational irritation towards you right now
Simply because a girl from originally Mo-town has moved away and now I am a single. Again.
Also I am drunk
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
haha, not saying there!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 21, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
This is just your regular reminder that recruiting services and their rankings are sketchy as hell
Every other recruiting service has Gunner Kiel as a 5 star recruit and the top QB in the class. In ESPN’s latest rankings he’s dropped to the 32 spots to the #52 overall player. The only think that changed between this ranking and the last is he decommitted from LSU and ended up at ND
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And usually I thought it went the other way around.
Or at least with offers…a Notre Dame offer was frequently a ticket to an extra recruiting star.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yep, and it still is for Tom Lemming's MaxPrep rankings
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
TJ Yeldon went from 4 stars to 5 stars hours before switching from Auburn to Alabama
//why no I don’t follow recruiting
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
THAT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Nick man, you post some crazy stuff
But that fact that I know that’s from an Adam Sandler cartoon makes this one even more curious
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
That's Whitey!
From ‘8 Crazy Nights’ duh!
Davey Stone: Hey, Jelly Jugs, next time you’re on my court, you better wear a bra, okay?
Whitey: Don’t worry son, I think you have very nice boobs.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 20, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Looks just like Billy Packer.
I can almost hear him insulting Kentucky and proclaiming the superiority of the ACC from here.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Team USA Women beating Dominican Republic
5-0 after 20 minutes.
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This is outrageous
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Brother Jerry K. Lawler begs to differ
Royal decree has it that this is the very definition of fair use.
HOLY SHIT
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Goodnight all, it's been real
Tomorrow, the Orange menace will be vanquished
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You wish
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'll rec it.
Big Blue will take care of business against Bama tomorrow so we can be #1 when it happens.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 20, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to go all AY-CEE-CEE in here
but that would require me to pretend I like Syracuse and want them in the conference, which… no.
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Don't worry
I hate you too bro.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Don Cherry says your pants gotta match, son.
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watching hoarders.....
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 11:34 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Still playing 7th wheel?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
nooo not at all. yay.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yaaaaaaaaaaay
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
I was about to go out
But then hit abort because i had my pants off, realized i’d have to shower and then wouldnt get to the bar until like 1130. After walking through 8 inches of snow.
Whenever snow is coming
Go to the liquor store, and hunker down
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Winter is coming
Side bar: I’m halfway through the first book so please no spoilers
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
we have a few people over and its very casual.
me gusta because its cold as balls.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 11:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Is it still, like, 6 degrees outside in Michigan?
I saw that this morning and shuddered.
Also, prayed that it wouldn’t make it here.
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its cold and snowed a few inches.
it will melt by next week though cause its warming up again
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by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 11:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
but yeah it was two degrees when I went to work this morning
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by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
That sounds like the least fun thing imaginable.
Two degrees and working on a Friday morning? You have my condolences.
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yeah i worked 6 hours today :( not including lunch break. womp womp
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by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
You both keep forgetting the "seventy" in front of that "two"
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
OK, so there's your revenge for happy Denard.
We’re even.
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Yes.
It’s okay, we spent the afternoon talking with my would-be boss in Louisiana. Good news: we can get IE and the kids to LA in time for boy to start school with peers. Bad news: it’s Louisiana.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Never been there.
It sounds like an interesting place to visit. Not sure how it rates as a place to live.
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Well, we just heard first hand that there is literally nothing within an hours drive of us.
So, I’m pretty sure it’s going to suck.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, so it's not the fun part where there are things like people.
Yikes.
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Nope.
News about job—semi-encouraging. News about living in LA—not encouraging.
But the baby sitter is here, so it’s time to go eat really really good Japanese food. Something that we can do here, and not in the future.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Enjoy!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
in 4th grade we were 90 percent sure my dad was getting transferred to baton rouge
what if i was ESS EEE CEE
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by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 11:55 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
You'd be faster?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
less grit.
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by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
What about Georgia?
Or is that one move too many?
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I'll be in GA--IE will not.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhh - gotcha
I knew you were coming, though last I remember, you weren’t yet sure if she was
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Yeah, we just got that resolved.
She won’t have to be a homeless nomad, it appears.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 21, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Always a good thing!
Now, enjoy dinner out :-)
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What part?
Not like I’ve ever lived there but just curious
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Saw where it's Shreveport
Nevermind, that’s like South Arkansas so that sucks
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure where you're seeing it's Shreveport.
It’s not Shreveport. It’s Fort Polk.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
ologator
but yeah just tell the government “No, I’d rather stay in Hawaii”
You can do that right?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Lulz.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
Bad news is it’s Shreveport. Even if it were in LA, which it’s not because we don’t claim it, it would only be one small part of the state that gave you gumbo, crawfish, and boudin. That’s a distinction worth making.
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by theologator on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Shreveport would be civilization.
It’s Fort Polk.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Oops. Mea culpa on that.
Really, mea culpa for that entire part of the state.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 21, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
That sucks...
I’m playing golf tomorrow, as it’s supposed to be 75 degrees
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/skips rocks
//builds robot companions to avoid going insane
///riffs on horrible movies
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
You got me started on youtube mashups
finished off with the whole Jay-Z/Linkin Park stuff from my days in college
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Ever listen to the Kleptones?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I highly, HIGHLY recommend Night at the Hip Hopera
Fucking superb album.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Listening to the Come Again Beatles thing
pretty good
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I like that track
Not so much the rest of that album.
Also another suggestion: Jaydiohead
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot how good Beastie Boys stuff is
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
If you're watching the same video I am
ALL THE DANCING MOVIES
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I saw all that
On to your Jaydiohead idea
Why does everybody use Jay Z for mash up?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
He releases A Capella's of his shit
So it’s a lot fucking easier
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 21, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Darko Milicic is the leading scorer for the TWolves
There’s your problem
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I like how Wes Johnson isn't even as good as he was at Syracuse in the NBA
Guy makes no fucking sense
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SacTown Royalty Victory threads have some of the best animated Gifs i've seen
Those guys go all out when they win.
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
I think I am going to use this for any joyous occasion ever.
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by Tremendous on Jan 20, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I have no idea what this is from but it's hillarious

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Also because of tat thread, I just found out UK assistant coach Orlando Antigua was in Little Nicky

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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Not sure who names someone after two places.
But at least they’re warm places.
Yes, I’m bitter that my heat hasn’t been on in two days.
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Title Clicked
and flagged.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Babysitter here in 10ish min.....
DATE NIGHT WOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOO
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
We're kinda high on posts, if anyone is left lets jump here
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/20/2721816/the-breakfast-of-champions-1-20-12
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