FULMER CUPDATE: LEON ORR TAKES FLORIDA INTO THE LEAD
by Spencer Hall on Jan 20, 2012 12:36 PM EST
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PrintThe first arrest of the season is a special moment for those of us in Gator Nation. It's a sign that all is right in the world: that dudes from Florida still like to smoke marijuana with the casualness of someone enjoying cup of coffee, that UPD still doesn't have enough to do when not handcuffing random students to signposts for jaywalking, and that the offseason and its restorative healing has begun.
It's morning in America, in other words.
While marijuana's medicinal uses are a topic of debate, its legality in the state of Florida is not. It is against the law, and that is why if you go to Florida everyone seems to have no less than a quart-sized bag of it in their house at all times. The law in Florida is a weird thing like that, but if you lived in a place where random strangers go around shooting laundromat coin machines, we swear this would make like, LOTS of sense.
So this is why you demand a warrant, y'all.
The arrest report describes a scene on the night of Jan. 10 in which UPD officer Bradley Roberts searched Orr’s dorm room in building eight of Keys Complex about a half hour before midnight. During the search, which Orr consented to, Roberts found a "baggy of a green leafy substance, a glass pipe and rolling papers" on Orr’s desk and bedside table.
GET YOUR CON LAW RIGHT, SON. Learning the hard way will cost Orr a possession < 20 grams charge along with a paraphernalia charge, so two misdemeanors plus the EDSBS Florida honesty bonus means that with three points in the Fulmer Cup, Florida takes the early lead in the offseason's least illustrious NCAA competition. This marks the ninth arrest of the Muschamp era, and the 394th Florida player arrested in the last three years.
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Don't kids listen to Jay-Z?
He teaches you not to let them search your shit.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 20, 2012 12:42 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
If the stuff was on his bedside table, I'm guessing they didn't have to do much searching....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
how would the law apply here?
He’s in a dorm room, dorms are U property, can’t the university just blanket release their own police force access?
by k00laid on Jan 20, 2012 1:28 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
considering U of Florida is a public school
I’m sure they have to abide by state/federal laws related to search and seizure.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Usually you contract with a university that they can enter.
At my school, they can enter your room at any time without cause for room inspection, but they can’t open anything. However, if there is anything sitting out, plain view doctrine can apply, and they can confiscate/charge for it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Dorm RA can go in if they see/hear/smell something, preserve status quo, then call police.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
sorta, maybe, not exactly
A tenant has an expectation of privacy that the owner can’t forfeit for him on an ad hoc basis. But they could put into the lease that the rooms may be searched at any time. I don’t know what Florida has in the contract.
Also depends if it's a true lease or a use of space agreement.
A lot of times the contracts are written ambiguously enough that the school can argue for the more advantageous one to apply (discussed our school’s dorm contract first two weeks of contracts class and touched on this).
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
This
This is why you always keep your weed/beer/etc in some kind of closed personal belonging. For two reasons:
The first is the University can send in the RA or whatever, if not the police, (due to the wording of the contract). Then the RA can tell the police what he saw, they get a warrant, and they get you. So if the local PD has a hardon for you, they’ll send someone like a maintenance worker or a RA in to scope for them. It’s also how my landlord got a deadbeat tentant evicted. He sends a maintenance guy in redo their bathroom. Maintenance saw some drugs, next step was police raid.
The second is if the cops can come in as University employees, it doesn’t mean they can shit your shit. So that closed lockbox of yours, that is your property, odds are they can’t legally touch it.
Your mileage may from place to place I’m sure and I am not a lawyer.
/always be hiding that shit before you answer the dorm
I just looked at a couple of cases and this is basically right
A court held it was OK for the university cop to tell the dorm RA about a tip and then for the RA to conduct the search and turn the evidence over to the cop. But the court focused on the fact that the search was initiated and run by the RA, distinguishing other cases where the cop had asked/told the RA to search the room, thus making the RA a state agent.
That’s for a private school. For a public school, the RA is automatically a semi-state actor, and can only do plain-view searches if the lease so-allows. It may also be illegal for an RA in a private school to search inside your belongings, but your remedy against the private RA is just going to be a lawsuit, not suppression.
Then they do the search anyway.
On the report the cops will claim that they smelled it first, and then searched #hasfriendswhovebeendickedbyLEOs
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 20, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
But if you refuse the search and go in your room, it might buy you enough time to throw the laptop out the window.
by Ardbeg on Jan 20, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Deonte Thompson says Cam Newton is a "real quarterback"
Tebow’s laptop throwing left something to be desired.
Go gata!
/Tebow tries to throw laptop out the window
//throwing motion takes 30 seconds
///laptop lands on couch
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
////Marion Barber fumbles laptop
/////Tebow runs laptop to the intended target
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
They said I'd never be able to reboot
They said I’d never recover all the stuff from my hard drive.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 20, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
They said I'd never be able to order a Pizza online
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
They said I'd never be able to open the previous night's post with 1300 comments.
And they were right.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 20, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can use my brand new laptop
Paid under 500 cash
Pizza Tracker® shows toppings piled
Higher and higher
Gonna update Windows 7
And add my Broncos theme
No website can slow down
Tebow’s Acer Aspire!
by Ardbeg on Jan 20, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
That's some outstanding work there, good sir!
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 20, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yup!
Only in this case, that “evidence” would be gone within 3 seconds of hitting the ground.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 20, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Some people need more than 99 problems i guess
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 20, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ILLEGALLY search your shit
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I've been led to believe that the legal advice in that song is not precisely sound
Though, he does admit to having not passed the bar.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
So he's got 99 problems,
but crushing student loan debt ain’t one?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 20, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair, I've never passed a bar either
IF-YA-KNOW-WHAT-I-MEAN-AND-I-THINK-YOU-DO
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
Never fear...
SOON..
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by jokastrength on Jan 20, 2012 12:43 PM EST reply actions 15 recs
Lol
What kind of points do we get if Crowell is smoking a joint while arrested for driving a scooter and crashing it into the hedges?
Shady McCoy: Franchise records or GTFO
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by KeepSwinging on Jan 20, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't forget
assualting a unviersity official (caused he raised his hand) and resisting arrest (cause he took a step away from the UPD)
Brent Pease for UF!
Depends if he gets cited for failing to give his middle name or not
that’s a very big deal to the Athens-Clarke County PD
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 20, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's.........beautiful
Just like a wall of guns behind the counter of a pawn shop is beautiful to any other type of potential criminal.
How Florida doesn't have a staff member in charge of weed search law education
and Georgia doesn’t have a staff member in charge of license renewal protocol I’ll never know.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 PM EST reply actions
Hmm...
This marks the ninth arrest of the Muschamp error [sic], and the 394th Florida player arrested in the last three years.
Typo, or has Orson lost faith?
Muschamp let Weiss slip away
how could anyone have any faith left in him succeeding?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly showing that Weiss was holding the team back
putting up point early and often. Solid work.
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by VUfanInNJ on Jan 20, 2012 12:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Way to go Pease
The offensive concoction is brewing
Brent Pease for UF!
by ECFIVESTER on Jan 20, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
That's still a vast improvement.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's unfair.
The Charles’ offensive lines always look like they’re blazed.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
The Independent Florida Alligator
is the worst newspaper ever. That is all.
/getsoffsoapbox
by Hogtown Beatdown on Jan 20, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Numerous small towns across America are sad you have overlooked their papers.
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by jokastrength on Jan 20, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not
in the mullet wrapper, nothing going on so we write about the new paint on the fire hydrants type ‘worst’. I’m talking the SDS Berkeley Bush is the real terrorist- kind of ‘worst’
I just heard the T-Rex so I’m out…
by Hogtown Beatdown on Jan 20, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
takeiohmy.jpg
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 20, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Should that be the SEC Florida Alligator?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The added "Independent"
a long ass time ago when they split/ were booted as the official UF student paper.
by Hogtown Beatdown on Jan 20, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
I have never understood the "paraphernalia " charge
Rolling papers are sold in drugstores and such. A Meerschaum pipe could be used to smoke weed just as well as a more “traditional” version. Even a giant hookah could be used for tobacco, as they are in the rest of the world.
So, barring residue testable for THC or whatever in the pipe/hookah, how can a paraphernalia charge even be made?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM EST reply actions
state/local laws?
oklahoma had a thing where you couldn’t sell “Glass pipes” regardless so yeah. I’m not disagreeing with your logic, because that’s what was used to fight it (it didnt’ work SURPRISE), but yeah
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I actually have several Meerschaum pipes i got overseas, never really thought about a paraphernalia charge.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 20, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Was riding with a friend in Benton, Tennessee, and he got pulled over.
He kept saying stupid crap making the officer suspicious, and gave him permission to search the car. Officer pulled out a glass pipe he used for smoking ‘incense’ (a/k/a fake weed) that smelled just like weed. Luckily my friend told him to test it and he called backup to do a roadside test and it came up negative, but yeah scary as shit since I had no clue this was in the car, and the guy said that usual procedure is to take you to the station first and do the testing later.
Never have, nor will I ride in this guy’s car again.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
For realz
It is one of my highest goals in life to get a meerschaum pipe for my tobacco enjoyment, and there’ll be hell to pay if meerschaum pipes start becoming “paraphernalia.”
Go gata!
Go to Turkey with a bunch of Zippo lighters
In the early 90’s they’d come way down on prices if a Zippo was in the deal.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 20, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Florida's one of those states which bans much of the paraphernalia.
It covers pretty much anything used for “planting, propagating, cultivating, growing, harvesting, manufacturing, compounding, converting, producing, processing, preparing, testing, analyzing, packaging, repackaging, storing, containing, concealing, transporting, injecting, ingesting, inhaling, or otherwise introducing into the human body a controlled substance[.]” Florida Statutes s. 893.145 (2011).
Sometimes it’s more obvious than other times. I mean, if the pipes and whatnot smelled like pot, they could probably take them and test them later.
Where’s the EDSBS lawyer brigade when you need them?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 20, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not a lawyer but I look like one and have a thick southern accent, so...
I’d say if he had a piece AND a sack with no loose tobacco laying around then resistance is futile.
Not an expert on this area,
Depends on whether the state bans certain things outright sometimes.
It’s also probably when taken in conjunction with the fact they found MJ there. Probably similar to how you can legally own a handgun and concealed carry in a lot of states, but sometimes if you are carrying while you do something else wrong (even if you don’t use the gun in the offense), you can get an extra charge against you.
Also something they can use to charge if there’s residue but not not enough for possession (depends on the local law). Really used a lot with heroin kits after someone shoots up.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Residue definitely makes it paraphernalia in FL.
Had an acquaintance who was searched almost immediately after finishing a bowl in a park (smh). No plant matter remaining, but the pipe was confiscated and tested, and he was ultimately charged for it.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 20, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
what am I looking at?
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His twitter background is of him wearing a 'everybody should grow weed shirt'
irony?
matter of time?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 20, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's like Pryor's "Everybody kill people" shirt then?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 20, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
He was ready to kill everybody firstest
the officers discovered a loaded AK-47 variant and two other loaded handguns in his vehicle along with an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
it's a pro-marijuana shirt
the full version of the shirt can be perused if you are willing to head over to Alligator Alley
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 20, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Is he..
Is he masturbating in that picture? While another guy watches?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 20, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
i'm not so sure making the police get a warrant is the best idea.
If they go through the trouble of detaining you outside of your dorm and waiting for a warrant, you’re getting a hell of a lot more than 3 misdemeanors.
Go Bulls!
Not if there's only the stuff he was charged for.
And merely refusing a search is not a factor in determining reasonable suspicion/probable cause.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
You also don't know what else could have been hidden out of view that he didn't get charged with.
The impression I got was that all the pot stuff was on his desk. They probably didn’t do a thorough search if that was just sitting in the open and he was cool about it.
Go Bulls!
by Leavitt Town on Jan 20, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
"Warrant?"
“Ain’t that an 80’s band?”
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
The Warrant!
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Well after extolling Delta
My flight was cancelled due to mechanical problems. They were good about getting another flight.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 20, 2012 1:37 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Oh, Oatmeal is there anything you can't explain in delightfully childish yet elegant ways
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 20, 2012 1:39 PM EST reply actions 15 recs
Wish I could see this
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Sadly, that's the explanation for PIPA/SOPA I've seen yet.
Rec’d (for love)
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Great - now the Phelps clan has a new sign: "God hates Koala Bears"
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
They were the cutest infestation ever.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 20, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Just imagine if this guy went to Florida as a kicker
Officially the most disturbing crime ever
At least it would hit the new cannibalism Fulmer Cup threshhold
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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I am shocked, SHOCKED that this man was from Germany
/ducks
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 20, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
/Thinks about joke Uruguay soccer team
//Opts not too
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Donner, Party of eight....er....seven, your table is ready.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
by BoilerTMill on Jan 20, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You suck, McBain!
Auto-rec though.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 20, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
I remember hearing about this when it happened.
But I had forgotten. Now, I have to remember it again. Thanks.
I am going to hell.....
Heard the news about Etta James and all I could think about was “At Last”…….
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by BrotherFlounder on Jan 20, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
I never said the two statements were mutually exclusive
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Someone mentioned a headline earlier that read "At Last" Singer Etta James Passes Away
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh, not Journalism School Grad approved
at all.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
I don't have any inkling what they're trying to say with that headline.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
God help me
I took a crack at it:
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Egh. Memories of 7th grade English coming back.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 20, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking "Latin I, freshman year of high school"
My loyal heart avows no other.
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cool starry bra
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2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 20, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not even sure what that's trying to say.
Did they cut the power to the Bright Sparks Weather Gala, but the revelers didn’t stop?
Is some entity named “Bright Sparks Weather Gala Night Power Cut” making a Wayne’s World reference?
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 20, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Weekend temps in the 70's? The President has Invoked WildAss Redneck Protocol.
The Pacific Northwest is exempted.
That is all…….
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 20, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
By Craig James and the Wifebeaters?
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
2000 post cards printed up cut and sent out
thank god it’s friday
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
Yesterday, the company I do most of my work for got a summons, we bein' sued!
Today, I have discovered a wad of black and white evidence that the plaintiff has blatantly violated a big pile of federal regulations and will lose his hiney if he goes forward. The schadenfreude must flow!
A good Friday indeed, and will be even better with a big doe in the freezer come Sat.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
put me under the lazy entitled Ron White southerner
it’s cold, it’s too early in the morning, and I don’t want to go
my night is going to consist of
1) a giant bottle of tequila
2) Lethal Weapons 3 and possibly 4 (I don’t like 4 but we’ve already watched 1&2 so we might just finish the drill)
3) random kung fu movie (possible Dragons Forever)
rtr
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Amen. I'm 38 YO, a lifelong hunter & gun nut
I’ve froze my tail off deer hunting 3-10 times a year since age 8, and killed more deer standing in my own damn backyard the last 4 years than all the other miserable trips combined.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
So your backyard has headlights and goes 55 miles an hour?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It's a Winnebago!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 20, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
On the bright side, a Winnebago probably wouldn't have a mortgage
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
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by Spartan D on Jan 20, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
wow. not sure whether to be impressed or horrified.
and yall make fun of people from Bammer?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 20, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
i guess it would be more impressive
if the deer were still alive
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 20, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
and he was riding a Liquor Cycle
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
or riding lawn mower
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Your Judge has been assigned
Maximum Smailes
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
does she get to come along?
And would you like a Fresca?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You'll get nothing
AND LIKE IT!
Still the 2nd best line in any movie anywhere/anytime.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Lacy Underalls!!!!
/28 year old me swooons
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 20, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Did not realize before that Lacy was also
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
I've sentenced men younger than you to the gas chamber
I didn’t want to do it; I felt I owed it to them.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Mein Gott.
The snow.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions
SNOWPOCALYPSE 2: WINTER BOOGALOO
I’m seriously amazed there are planes taking off in this weather.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
SNOW? SNOW?
would you like some of our 68 degree?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
NTY
I was quite happy with my 7 on the way to work this morning.
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
It was 7 when I left this morning too. Furk.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 20, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
It is nice, innit?
/supposed to be 76 tomorrow
//MikeLew is playin’ golf then
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
suppose to be almost 80 here.
/looks at map
//reconfirms never moving north
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Supposed to get thunderstorms tomorrow in Atlanta.
I want cold weather. My allergies are kicking my ass, and it’s fucking January.
Nadolig Hapus
Double-digit temperatures are extravagant and garish.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
and you want them
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm in DC . . .
. . . where it’s in the 30s and supposed to sleet later tonight. My kid is in Puerto Rico, where it’s supposed be in the low 80s every day until he gets back. Clearly, I am doing something wrong here.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Currently in Baton Rouge...
Sunny, 77°…20 mph SSW wind
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 3:29 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
yyeeeeaaahh, that would be greeeeeeaaaaat!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Turn up the heat!
71 here.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 20, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
ha, myself and admin ladies were complaining of cold in office
someone turned ON a/c set to 66
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Someone at my old job once put the thermostat down to the 50s
And left it there over the weekend. And this was in the middle of the summer. Boss was not amused.
I'll split our 64 with you...
We’ll both be about 30 warmer than he is.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 20, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
been snowing since like 11am. Still going.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
SUPER COLD?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, super cooled
It’s below freezing, but still liquid. The instant it stops or accumulates on something, it’s rock solid.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
so freezing rain
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
But how do you know it's super cooled?
Does something change color to let you know it’s cold?
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
by Spartan D on Jan 20, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
Any and all exposed body parts start to turn blue.
Nadolig Hapus
by gth863x on Jan 20, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This is a key reason . . .
. . . why you don’t hear about teabagging incidents in B!G territory.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 20, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Thassa rec!
PAWL, THEM NORTHERNERS DON’T LUV THE GAME ENUFF! THEY JUST MAD CUZ THEY AIN’T ESS-EEE-SEE! IMMA HANG UP AN LISSEN!
Go gata!
Andy from Ohio says that Bama fans wouldn't be so good at teabagging and tree poisoning
if they had to do it in Columbus in December.
by Ardbeg on Jan 20, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It solves your issues about level of crime, punishment, etc.
Outdoor teabagging at this time of year basically punishes itself.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
overwhining.com, Poil!
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
by Dick H on Jan 20, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I will consider punching andy if I ever meet him.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 20, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
It can cover an airplane wing/empennage/nacelle/whatever in a few seconds
One minute you’re cruising along normally, in less than a minute the de-ice systems are overwhelmed, you’ve lost lift, control, and power, and headed for the Big East.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
by Dick H on Jan 20, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I will take 8 inches of fluff over a quarter-inch of ice.
Broke two ice scrapers in 2009 dealing with it.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think freezing rain is supercooled water.
supercooled water is below freezing but stays a liquid because of extreme pressure.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 3:40 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Really?
I was under the same impression as Dick H above — that freezing rain is supercooled water that hits a surface and then freezes.
yeah.
because if it were below freezing, it would be sleet or snow. freezing rain happens when the temp near the ground is below freezing.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 3:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Ice Fog??
/books flight to anywhere else
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
does not want
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
this is how it looks outside my office right now. only not -48.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK ICE FOG WITH EVERYTHING
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
What about ThunderSnow?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I saw thundersnow in Texas.
I freaked.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 5:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
It's rare, but AWESOME- as long as you don't have anywhere to go.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I disagree.
Fresh water will freeze at 32° unless it chemical properties have been altered or if under pressure.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 3:52 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
or hell just read the page on freezing rain
It explains the process and uses the phrase “supercooling” or its relatives a lot.
I still contest pressure has a lot to do with supercooled water..
…but will accept that freezing rain is in fact supercooled water
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 4:12 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Sorta hard to compress any liquid. It can be done, but takes ENORMOUS energy.
/pumps hydraulic brakes just to make sure I remember Blaise Pascal’s theory
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
I guess Im thinking more in terms of glaciers.
supercooled water forms within the glaciers because of pressure. the ice “melts” while still below freezing.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 4:33 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
From the script for the "Ice Storm" episode of Big Bang Theory (yes I went there again)
cryoscopic constant:
ΔTF = KF · b · i
ΔTF, the freezing point depression, is defined as TF (pure solvent) – TF (solution).
KF, the cryoscopic constant, which is dependent on the properties of the solvent, not the solute. Note: When conducting experiments, a higher KF value makes it easier to observe larger drops in the freezing point. For water, KF = 1.853 K·kg/mol.4
b is the molality (mol solute per kg of solvent)
i is the van ’t Hoff factor (number of solute particles per mol, e.g. i = 2 for NaCl).
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
If it's not the chick with the TV on mute, I continue to have no use for that show.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 20, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
seconded.
“Oh, I get it. They have above average IQs and are condescending about it.”
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Just like here!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You should change your avatar to a Glamour Shot of a Corgi.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
i don't think that would reflect me well right now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
One billion droplets of water?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Alabama hears about snow falling somewhere else
state shuts down just to be safe
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
its great isn't it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
not 70 degrees
but it’s no where near snowing in B’ham
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
I've had a class canceled over the threat of snow...
…HOWEVA, I have had a class not be canceled when hurricane Rita came through.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 3:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
remember tornado warnings in high school/middle/elementary?
“let’s get in the hallway sit indian style and put our head in our laps”
even as a kid I was thinking
“if that things rolls over this place this isn’t going to do shit”
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
You're probably not old enough to remember nuclear bomb drills...
“Crawl under your desks, kids. That’ll protect you.”
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
no but I've seen the videos haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
you know it was only to keep people calm right?
mom jokes that the AF wives were to pick up random kids and get them out of school in one of these things. We laugh now, but like you’re going to get into Mrs. Lt. soandsos car and end up where?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
bathrooms dude, bathrooms
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
the first quasi-tornado on April 27th
was at like 4 in the morning and came near where I live
I get the call from my brother and I wake up to all the wind
I’m in a one story house so my only option is to walk to my bathroom sit in the tub
and at that point it’s just like “welp” hahaha what you gunna do?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
true, but its one of the safest places. grab a blanket if you have time, next time
and a pair of shoes.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Shoes, definitely shoes
and a volleyball, and ice skates would be useful
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
always remember the shoes
luckily I’ve got boots that I just pull on
my mom is always yelling that one haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Riding on the range, I've got my hat - on, I've got my boots - dusty.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ho Lee Carp.
Does THAT song bring back memories. It was a very popular song at some of the clubs where I learned to spin.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Tornado shelter at my elementary school was in the ancient locker rooms.
They also has signs certifying them as fallout shelters.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
We had fallout shelter signs at my elementary, too.
And the building was built by the Works Project Administration.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
WPA? Ha!
If the main structure isn’t from before the Depression, you have a new building.
by Narrow Right on Jan 20, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
My 6th grade building was circa 1910, I think.
It originally housed all grades for several years. No central A/C in September and May was brutal. Here it is 60 years before I had classes in it:
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 20, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
I want to say building was c. 1950
So, perfect time for them to be building in fallout shelters.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
And of course, for some reason
People in Omaha were always twitchy about the nuclear war thing. Something about being a first-tier target.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
Geographic center of the US.
Furthest area from coasts. That would really show off the range of an arsenal.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Yes, the one that coordinated our missiles. And bombers. And submarines.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Gen. Jack D. Ripper on Line 1, sir
“Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won’t stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let’s get going, there’s no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural… fluids. God bless you all” and he hung up.
Go gata!
I remember the heady days of Yuri Gagarin; when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
Edumacation
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
as for range of arsenal, the Japanese beat the Russians to the punch.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Omaha.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Aiming for LA
forgot to correct for DRIFT
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Trying to go to LA, via Omaha.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 20, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Delta Airlines approves.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
Yes, I am on twitter.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 21, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
"Put your head between your legs..."
“and kiss your ass goodbye.”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Alabama buys all the
one cart can carry, just in case of snow.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
BUY ALL THE MILK AND THE BREAD!
why!?!?
don’t ask why, you fool!!!!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 20, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Milk, bread, and eggs.
For blizzard french toast, obviously.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Need sugar, too. Snowcream!
My earliest recollection of snow, is age 3-4 circa 1976-77, of my Dad running out in just his boxers and robe to swipe a big armload of pristine snow from a Buick hood, running into the kitchen, and mixing it with some milk, sugar, and strawberries. I remember thinking the Eskimoes had it freakin’ made.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
The fuck is snow?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
My flight is looking....
improbable.
Also, Cant see anything up on floor 43. Not a got darned thing
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Ahh...nice.
I know 2 attractive available cougars en route there now. Would you like their digits?
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Thanks, but no thanks
I met me a flight attendant a while back, and I’m going for it, going pretty well so far.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Show her your
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Do they still give nuts on airlines?
#teamRealFoodWhileFlying
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Not any more due to people with nut allergies.
You’re going to have to go to the Bourbon Street Krystal for your nut fix.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And you can have a bag of each if you'd like!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
and a glass of milk, some cheese, and a mango
Epi pens are found in the seat pocket in front of you.
The Flight Attendant will be passing through the aisles with Benadryl and a Defibrillator.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
First EDSBS arranged hookup?
Or did I miss something earlier, like in the last 3 years?
#teamEDSBSbetterthanZOOSKDotCom
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
hawt
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 20, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
a couple of times.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
But third party arranged?
I could see just two people arranging, but this third party element seems less frequent
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
oh i don't know about that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Me personally, I think my blog friends are more awesome than a lot of my "real" friends...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I don't know whether that has happened.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
NOT ANYMORE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
meh, 10:30 pm flight
I think I’ll be okay.. the apocalyptic-ally large cloud of blue on radar should be gone by then
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Ha, even with a tie for grown ups, Jesse Palmer's head still look enormous
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Too much print in the tie for such a blocky head
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions
Ronoldus Magnus
Shit was good back in the day.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The image was technically topical.
As for “shit was good”, I assumed it was because Reagan looks high as fuck.
Having lived through Jimmy, Gerald, Dick, Lyndon
Ronald was a relief.
/voting for him again this year
//just like the last 36 years
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yea...I especially liked the part where he
OH GOD THE SPIDERS THEY’RE EVERYWHERE.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
I voted for Trent Richardson and didn't even include Reagan on my ballot because there's no way he could have succeeded against SEC defenses.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
BCS matches up Romney vs. Gingrich for general election
Obama left out due to lack of campaigning in Iowa
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
CPJ
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
What if Romney loses the RNC nomination and Gingrich wins the presidency?
The whole reason we have this system is to avoid split presidencies!
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 20, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who is the Whig Party candidate this year? Cuz that's who I'm voting for.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
PITT THE ELDER
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 20, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
'Murrica
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
According to Cracked, some little girl threw a badger at TR during a campaign stop.
And he kept it.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Was it a Honey Badger?
Cause the Prez’s jewels be in danger
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think TR had to worry about that, what with his balls being made out of titanium and all.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 20, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
South Carolina primary on Saturday, vote.....
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
FIFTY-FOUR FORTY OR FIGHT.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Old Hickory
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
FLAGGED
I voted Aaron Burr and I’m damn proud of it, son!
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 20, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Flagged the flagged
Don’t go shit talking the founder of my school! And all-around political bad-ass
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
John Adams thinks this is bullshit.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Patron saint?
Alas, poor Digital Viking, we knew it well…
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Did I miss an announcement?
No DV this year?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Balls.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Vote wasted and vacated
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
THERE IS BUT ONE CHOICE
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 20, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Great Gracchus Gawd
Who let all the spiders in hyah?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 20, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
They're in season now, at least til November.
I can’t wait for them to return to wherever it is they reside when not bothering the shit out of the rest of us.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 20, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
...
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 20, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
it ate a spider?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
Well, except for the part where it isn’t technically a spider. But.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 20, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Close enough!
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 20, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
grandaddy long legs not a spider?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 20, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
too many legs.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
No. Harvestman.
Class Arachnidae, Order Opiliones.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 20, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
The Charlottesville and Blacksburg facebook pages have bet on the basketball game this weekend
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
who looks more insane (assuming there are levels of insanity)
in that ad, the bride or her grandmother?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
Granny looks like she would be on Toddlers and Tiaras, 80's style
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Pistachio.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 20, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Troll hard, Star Tribune.
Headline: Little bit of snow is too much for hundreds of Twin Cities motorists
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Extreme cold really plays havoc with the road-salt chemistry.
We’re used to snow; we’re less used to +5F snow.
Road salt is useless once you go below a certain temp (around 15F).
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Good point.
I was thinking about the temp. + snow nexus this morning. This might be the first time in my 5 winters here that I’ve seen snow falling in single-degree temps.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I can guarantee you it's not even the fifth time.
You might not remember, but we usually get at least one quick puff of bitterly cold snow every winter.
Then, it's the first time I've thought about it as it's happening.
It’s amazing how much I notice when I’m not terrified about law school grades or the prospect of long-term unemployment.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
And then she talks you into
and the world passes you by for 20 years.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Notice how the Home Page for a Newspaper doesn't mention the STATE they're in?
I guess you just have to “Know your Fishwrappers” or pick it up through inference (snow, Vikings, etc.)
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Mumphus and West Mumphus?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 20, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
St. Louis and East St. Louis
Roll ’em up.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Charleston and North Charleston
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 20, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Chaaa'ls'ton
doesn’t speak of that other place, or really anyplace North of say; Calhoun St. Broad North vs. South was getting a little constraining.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
I have a friend who told me anyone born north of Line Street....
was a gotdamned yankee carpetbagging sumbitch.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 20, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard people from Bloomington/Normal, IL refer to themselves that way
That’s about it. I think Mpls/St. Paul is by far the most well known.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 20, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
starkville and kabul
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 20, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
nah.
kabul doesnt have enough livestock in the city limits, man.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 20, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
LA probably shouldn't talk.
When’s the last time they had to deal with snow?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
There are thousands of reasons that LA do this.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Didn't it snow in Father of the Bride 2?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 20, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
yes, yes it did.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 20, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like the directors really missed out on an opportunity for a movie
about the messy events that occurred between FOTB and the sequel.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
It will be on OWN, Lifetime, or Hallmark this weekend
so of course “She who must be appeased” will watch it again, along with Beaches, American President, Sleepless in Seattle, and a random Christmas movie left over from December, so I’ll be sure to look for SNOW in FotB2
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
ha
sbnation SB Nation
#BeatTheRaisins MT @Patriots: Children parade thru Foxboro YMCA chanting “Let’s Go Patriots!” 3-yr old excitedly shouts “Beat the Raisins”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 20, 2012 4:11 PM EST reply actions
Askin for it.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 20, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Better:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 20, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That's a pair of California Raisin auto-recs.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 20, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 20, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 20, 2012 4:25 PM EST reply actions 20 recs
green this shit now
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 20, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Go Green Dammit
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 20, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Can't sleep, Bammers will teabag me.
Can’t sleep, Bammers will teabag me.
Can’t sleep, Bammers will teabag me.
Can’t sleep, Bammers will teabag me.
Can’t sleep, Bammers will teabag me.
Can’t sleep, Bammers will teabag me.
Can’t sleep, Bammers will teabag me.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 20, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Related to the discussion going on in the CI
Southwest is keeping the AirTran flights from/to Des Moines. It might not cost an arm and a leg to fly out of DSM for a little while.
Doesn't AirTran also have some international routes (Mexico or Canada or something)?
I think they bought for those routes as well.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
This part for SWA
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 20, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Southwest is apparently coming to Pensacola!
FUCK YES!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I likes me some Pensacola liberty....
I hope they run a big sale the first month.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 20, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
vision airlines used to fly from baton rouge to destin for $40...
they quit that pretty quickly but it was cool
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 20, 2012 5:36 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Anybody listening to Pawl today?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
No, but Tammy's call yesterday RE: the Bourbon Street Bagger was LEGENDARY
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
Adios monsters. Weekend starts NOW.
Petrilli should have the Breakfast of Champions up soon as a FanPost
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
yep
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