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LATE SHIFT, EP. 2: THEIR OFFENSE DON'T LOOK SO GOOD TO ME, PAWWWWL

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"It will free man from the remaining chains, the chains of gravity which still tie him to this planet. It will open to him the gates of heaven."

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He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

they will come

if you post it…they will come

grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Not yet,

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

NOW

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

hello you

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Long time no see!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed

no internets :(

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

How did you survive?!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

have never been snowboarding

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

shame it is fun

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

One of those two is available within reasonably short range.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

we have plenty of inclined surfaces here in AZ

generally, not much snow… and cacti can ruin the fun as well

that being said, there are some “ski runs” here

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

true story

I’ve mostly stayed in southern AZ since moving here, with the exception of a couple late summer ventures to the canyon, etc

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Flagstaff is nice this time of year, if you like cold.

Much better in the summer.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not that cold.

Low temperature, but the air is thin enough that you don’t lose heat as rapidly.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

For me, going from working in desert to Flagstaff, made Flagstaff cold.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was working in AZ, one of the co-workers said 'we went tubing' after Thanksgiving.

I asked if the river was just a little cold.

She replied nope we went to the mountains.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Cactus?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

There is an area is Central Eastern Arizona where they have ski resorts and such.

White Mtn is one name I remember. You just have to look harder

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Where I live lacks both.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

its not your fault you are a terrible northerner

you went to michigan.

/sorryimbitterwelost

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i go to michigan! present tense!

no need to apologize. i would probably be bitter if we lost in such circumstances

/sogladwedidnt
//bestgameinthestudentsectionivebeento

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't been skiing since ... 8th or 9th grade, I think.

We had school outings occasionally and I went to those but that was it.

Did snow-tubing a couple times. That was fun too.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

has only two speeds:

1) looking cool
2) fucking dead

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Went skiing once.

Only had about 4 hours, never figured out the whole braking thing. Went 90-to-nothing down the mountain and looked for a comfortable snow drift to fling myself into when I was ready to stop.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

uses: fall into snowdrift to slow down

it is effective?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I managed not to ski directly into any rocks or trees.

Given my usual accident-prone-ness, that’s what we call “wildly successful.”

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure tall people are supposed to ski.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

pizza, french fries

This is what they tried to teach me the one time I went. I tried hockey stops instead. Worked once, went asshole over elbows the next two times. Then started doing it their way, sort of

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I could pizza, but that's incredibly tiring on the thighs.

So I was trying to actually turn the correct way. I could do it to the left but when I went back to the right I couldn’t get past “straight down” so I just let ’er rip.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I didn't even attempt the slaloming-

FULL SPEED DOWN THE HILL: “Hey you, get outta my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!”

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

My braking technique from the first trip

Squat down and drag hands in snow next to skis. Horribly inelegant (and probably more dangerous than I realized, if I managed to run over my hand), but it worked.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It's fun if you're rich

/The California ski resorts charge an arm and a leg for a one day pass.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So not worth it

I ski as well as you would expect of someone raised in Birmingham and I can’t afford to get any better at it as long as the place to ski is Tahoe.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It really isn't

Even the cheaper resorts along I-80 aren’t cheap at all.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi,

and don’t call me there

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

New thread for the Gipper!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

OMG TOO MANY THREADS

WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE, PENELOPE?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

who the hell is Penelope?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

wife of Odysseus. conned all the sleezeballs trying to make her remarry while her husband was away having sex with demigoddesses by saying she only would after finishing weaving.

unwove at night what she wove each day. no one caught on for a decade. so she spent lots of time making thread.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/bows

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man.

This.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

that was... quite long.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. but pretty awesome.

i’ll also just take this chance to point out that half of my diss is based off of making connections to current stuff and Odysseus’ “i am no one” line to the cyclopes.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Think I need to reread the classics.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

don't worry, philander.

I got it.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw hamburgers,

A mythology joke and I was puttering around in the other thread

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, he isa man

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Plane's landing in STL.

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, did they fire Edsall?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Not yet

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN IT

YOU GOT MY HOPES UP. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CRUEL THAT IS?

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Uncle Boone is that you?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Luke's video two shots ago was awesome with the Legos btw

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

yais

Wait was there another thread?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Rose Bowl end and beginning tostitos bowl thread....

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, got it, right

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerdy cheerleaders woooooo

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

They occasionally have a gem.

Two of the three hottest cheerleaders I’ve ever seen were at Vandy (when Game Day was there a couple years ago) and Cal (when they played that ridiculously great game against USC).

Pflugrad from Oregon being the other one.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Over/under

Amount of posts tonight vs. all offensive yardage gained in all BCS Bowls?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

As in, when the Fiesta Bowl ends.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's see: Amounts of posts together will probably be about 6000

So 6000/5 = 1200.

1200/2 = 600 per team.

600 yard gained per team?

I would say Amount of posts tonight

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I should have put in the Alamo Bowl too...

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

If this hasn't been said yet,

fuck Brian Polian.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Brian.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ahem. Who is Brian? Chris and Bill done been fired.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Brian was the Charles' special teams coach at Notre Dame

and holy sheetz did he suck.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all is quite clear

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

He could recruit like a mad man supposedly

He got the Te’o

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

?

?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Listen, Luke

If you’re going to make threads for us, they gotta be on time, the fanshots are looking like a graveyard of unloved threads.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Back when I was his age we didn't have threads, we were glad to have bars.....

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Only because we're drunk.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/drunj

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You can pay attention to the threads

Or you can pay attention to the game

Both is probably not happening.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Hamburger. Melancholy. Cookie. Zydeco.

That about sums up the state of my brain right now. I haven’t had a drink in almost 48 hours and I feel like I’m utterly toasted.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The question of the night, will OK-State decide they want to play football?

So far the answer is no.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

I think they just did.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

areyouawizard.gif

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

he has powers

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That inner thigh infection appears to be under control.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Continuing the Drive discussion

It’s so, so perfect in being a car movie. It’s about driving, not the car. The entire opening sequence is fucking amazing, and possibly one of my favorite car chases of all time.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

Which movie?

Apparently I missed a thread

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

The way they shot most of it from the car made the sense of paranoia stronger.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Also made sense

Because you NEVER see things from the perspective of the driver in movies.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOM BOOM FINGAH PISTOLZZZZZZ

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

ITI? What ITI?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

inner thigh infection

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

OIL BARON HAPPY DANCE

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN WALTZ

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

It always makes me think of a carousel.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

okie light wakes

God, I almost said it at the same time as Millen

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Haha Tree

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

T Boone just eased up on the cat o nine tails on his personal assistants

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Out.

Dishes.
Book to read.
Sleep to be had.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

sniff. Rounded individual.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

night

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a ronald reagan movie

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

but how the hell does it apply here?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Millen said something about "losing one for the Gipper".

Which, WTF.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

He meant it in the sense that the FB threw himself in front of a blitzing linebacker

Essentially “taking one for the team” but he’s an idiot so he botched the cliche

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

well right, I heard that

I’m just trying to make sense of it.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

that i don't know

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Reagan's ghost is somewhere out there like

“Dude…what the fuck?”

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No one does

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

that feels strange doesn't it?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

A little.

I was pulling for them to go all the way this season.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

me too...ish.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, had to believe in sooners while they were ranked up top

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

PHRASING!

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Drunken commrenting from the Rose Bowl

Fuck Yeah, finally got one Mighty Oregon! Now off Vegas, the liver needs more punishment.
Rose Bowl Champions baby!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

At this point

I think I hate all people named Guerrero

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

I thinkI hate all people named Guerrero

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ahhh blue sky Arizona

So pretty when it’s not threevethousand degrees.

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

that parade looked bizarre

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Best touchback ever

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

That's enough for me, first meeting of 2012 is in 10 hours

blech

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Enjoy your new year new meeting new fun

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

SIT YO ASS DOWN!!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Stewart-Gandalf

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

rec

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Bielema nods

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

McDonough!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Defensive play of the game

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I CAN HAZ RETURN?

NEIN

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

A safety would have been humorous.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

oh, started drinking

guess I’m not going into work today.

Hello, Article 86, UCMJ!

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I took a VERY INFORMAL pass

This marks the first time in my military career I have abused my status as an officer.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, you're at Zama

as if anyone would notice.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

coming from BCT-land

I feel very exposed… but my boss called and I reminded him that we had talked about me watching the Rose Bowl… so either I’m okay or I’ll be back in Hawaii soon looking for civilian work.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Where do you work? G3?

You’re fine.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

Well heck, take the next 3 weeks off, man.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

3 in a weekend if you count Green Bay-Detroit yesterday.

People in Wisconsin probably are sick of hearing about it.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

And yesterday, the Packers had a safety on a similar play

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Inability to restock beer fridge last night is coming back to haunt me

Out of booze, day drunk hangover is beginning to set in.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

liquerz?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Only tequila remains

I cannot willingly ingest tequila

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You need this:

2 oz tequila (blanco or reposado)
6 oz grapefruit soda (Fresca or Squirt)
juice of 1/2 lime
dash of agave nectar

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

...

How important is agave nectar?

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Not critical, just adds a little sweetness to mellow out the bitter of the grapefruit soda.

If the soda is sweet enough, it won’t matter. This recipe is what I was serving on NYE. Huge hit.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Not important at all

You could use a little simple syrup to replace it. Agave is what tequila’s made with so the flavor should already be present.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Agave reminds me a bit of honey, a bit of maple, a bit of just sugar, and has a slight vegetal note like stevia

for a drink like this that already has those flavors from other ingredients, I’d probably just use sugar syrup, maybe part honey.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I've tried it several ways, and this seems to be the most popular (including w/me):

Blanco tequila
Jarritos Grapefruit soda (look for it at a Mexican market)
Agave nectar
Fresh squeezed lime juice (the bottled stuff isn’t as good)

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

bottled lime/lemon juice is the devil

right there with bottled minced garlic. Frozen is OK (I freeze lime juice in icecube trays for emergencies, then bag, warning low melt point). Freeze dried (ex: True Lime) is ok for some uses.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it have a worm in it?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and to finish that last conversation

Birmingham is owned by the Atlanta Braves

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Too true.

Although you still get the occasional 80-year-old Cards fan from back in the day.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Mobile is all Braves as well.

/was a lonely, if elated, Cardinals fan during World Series

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN.

Cardinals for life. It is my birthright. And we obviously know how I feel about teams I was raised with.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Pyrrhuloxias for life.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It is...too late for her, son.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

you can't fight birthrights

i mean, shit I didn’t go to mizzou but i still ended up in missouri

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be fantastic.

Receivers get 2 seconds to complain. After that, the flag comes out.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

However, there needs to be concessions on both ends. Therefore, when a ref makes an obviously horrible call, the players should have free reign to knock them the fuck out.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Also an acceptable rule.

Though Ron Cherry would be cold-cocked 10 seconds after kickoff.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Jesus.

That stadium’s roof is majestic in stature.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

I will trade

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and you can talk to all the ones i talk to

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair trade

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

mine are surly 6'+ men who think i'm too smart

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet, they can read right?

i’ll just claim i’m mute

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I just ignore them now

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I use the America speech from Animal House?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought you were premed?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I changed after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Forget it. You sir are rolling.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll do it

/pulls up on ’81 Harley
//asks if Bailiff wants to see new tattoo
///threatens jury

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Gets yelled at for not wearing a suit...

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

What's a ute?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Finished a previously started one

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

may i inquire as to what has recently been completed?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a relatively large French cross, with a Celtic knot tied around it

Takes up most of the back of my left arm.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

B&W?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

And some light, light green to enhance the shading

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have any of it right now, all the pics are on my phone

It’s basically this

plus this rotated so the “points” are between the arms of the cross

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet. I just got "This is water" done on my right forearm.

wonders how many will guess the inspiration. some of you should.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

DFW

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

finished reading "A Supposedly Fun Thing" on the train today

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

whole book or just the essay?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

just the essay

read it before, but the book is the only one of his I haven’t read all the way through.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i think that essay on "Morte d'Author" is about as good an intro to postmodernism as you'll find.

i’ve tried giving the title essay to my freshman, but it ends up being too long for most of them.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

different book

but authority and american usage is probably my favorite essay ever. Everyone who wants to write should read it, for many different reasons.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

"Consider the Lobster" is my favorite

A close second is his piece on tennis

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

is this the one that's ostensibly about the dictionary but is about the dialects everyone uses?

and the fluidity of the english language?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that one. it is SO AWESOME.

i’ve assigned “Lobster” to most of my comp classes. Great example of incorporating tons of extraneous data without being too awkward about it.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

all that

and just the idea of good usage and clear writing and all kinds of other stuff

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If you haven't seen it, you should look up

David Mamet’s memo to his writers on The Unit.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Linky?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Um.

Here.

You have to get past the fact that it’s in all caps, and it’s a little different than DFW, in that it’s more focused on screenwriting, but the points still come through.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

will read

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i love his disdain for Academic English (his term)

not to mention the throwaway footnote that explains Wittgenstein’s private language argument.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I was there!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL YOU WORE A GOWN

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I would be astonished if we haven't

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll go to court for you-

you want to teach for me?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

14-18

But you have to actually do math with them

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Rocco does not trade jerbs

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

So there may be females worth meeting

I can fake the maths. I used to be good at it, so the knowledge should be there somewhere.

/tries to add
//fails

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the 55+ year old ladies will try to introduce you to their neices/daughters/granddaughters

However, at least half of them grow a thicker moustache than I do

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Illusions begins class

/herds them to basement
//begins conducting student cage fights

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

you are wearing a red and white striped windsor tie

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you're like the modern day clarence darrow

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YOU TOSTITOS BAG AND YOUR DARTH VADER "NOOOOOOOOO"!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

"You may drill him if necessary."

phrasing

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Thats what JoePa said.

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

groan

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

rec-flagged

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, still never going to be funny

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

flagged

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think all here would like to avoid said references.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Your account got hacked, didn't it?

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, wouldn't said had I know this would be the response.

You all know I take shots at the Big en. This went to far. I apologize for my comment. It was meant to be a shot at Joe Paterno. I don’t like him.

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

What the SHIT does this have to do with taking shots at the Big Ten?

Why would it be okay even if we’d known it was intended as a shot at Paterno?

You know what, don’t answer either question.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Easiest way to lose all respect on a website.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you are letting him off easier than I thought

you’re not getting soft on me, are you? TWSS.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Great, you broke the Erik T outrage machine

I hope your happy, we finally had it dialed in where we liked it. Now I have to get it fixed and re-calibrated

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/sets up Southern hockey photo queue

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You spelled "suit of armor wrong.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/with original size at 20,000x10,000

//then makes insulting comment about having more than one team

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR SNUDS

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Way to lose one for the Gipper!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

NOT COOL

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I LOVE LAMP

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck tha police.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Whoever said Houndstooth Saloon in Chicago isn't an Alabama bar

please click this link

http://www.zexton.com/houndstoothsaloonwebsite/

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

Literally no one said it wasn't an Alabama bar

I said it wasn’t surprising that there was an Alabama bar in Chicago. You have a persecution complex.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

christ you kids are sensitive

take it easy man

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Some Bama fan is wrong on the Internet

Should be a special subset of the usual meme

As in, even less surprising and worthwhile to correct.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU ARE A HATER, [PERSONAL NAME]

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I doing the hate right?

Or do I need to work on it?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

you know I haven't been to NOLA in so long

I’m just having trouble putting together a list of things to do

I mean 4 days is a long time

any suggestions?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

was being sarcastic and smarmy

but yes that place is great I’ve been before haha

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Take a few big whiffs of Bourbon Street sewer gunk.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

haha must of misread you

wasn’t angry man

just saying there’s a Bama bar in Chicago

blows my mind

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You've not spent much time in Chicago, then

It’s the 3rd largest city in the country. Would you be surprised to find that there are Bama fans in NYC or LA?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

it was just surreal for me as a gameday experience

I’ve been on many a road game it was just fun to be in a place you didn’t expect to watch an SEC game from and be around a really enthusiastic alumni base

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

the videos from the events are always crazy

the chicago group was talking about “out-doing” them haha

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

There's probably an FIU bar in Chicago.

It’s a big damn city.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

oh and there's a great Alabama alumni group in NYC

they go all out

the LA Alumni group, meh, not so much

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

wait 'til next Tuesday

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I promise we'll be gracious winners

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

BAR UNDER TRAIN TRACKS NASHNUL CHAMPEENS PAWWWLLL.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/science

In research published by Daniel Balliet, Norman P. Li, Shane J. Macfarlan and Mark Van Vugt of the American Psychological Association in Psychological Bulletin, men cooperate better with other men than women cooperate with other women. Researchers reviewed 272 studies containing 31,642 participants in 18 countries. Each study contained one social dilemma. In a social dilemma experiment, two or more people must choose between short-term self-interest and long-term group interest. The research revealed that women were more likely to cooperate when men were involved and women were less cooperative than men in same-sex situations.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

this isn't news

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck.

as i have been told only one female can be top bitch

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

bye bye blackmon!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

ITI breaks out.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

/buys antibiotics

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

CATTLE TOUCHDOWN

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

What a great day! Spartans win! Wisky loses, OSU loses....

The Wisconsin pain on OTE and Bucky’s 5th Quarter is deliciously epic.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

DEY USING CRABS TO MAKE DEM PLAYERS FASTURR, PAWWWWWWLLLL!

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

unless late night visit was like pre-herp

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I read on her Plenty of Fish profile that she has it, but took it down.

I just visited to get outta the house and eventually left, but there’s no way in hell I’m touching that.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i do not blame ya at all.

isn’t POF like hook up central in online dating world though?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes and no.

Some folks do find legitimate partners on there, but like The Onion said, it’s just another efficient way to crush one’s hopes in finding someone.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't need efficiency in that thanks!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

CLAP CLAP CLAP

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Glendale,AZ, hide yo wommens.

El Tigre esta aqui!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

Jack Nicklaus

Does NOT like this.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

WE LIKE LUKE'S DAD

lukezim Luke Zimmermann
Nailed it, Dad: twitpic.com/82fdo2
18 minutes ago
Retweeted by edsbs

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Now that y'all pointed it out...

Matt Millen is really awful. ’He’s hungry, you feed him’?

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

He fed him the Gipper.

That he lost for.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

MEAT

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

and a rec for you too, sir

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is this door still open from Xmas?

/whistles,walks by

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

Go on.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

and i'm out

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

so?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

we can trade for moose

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/offers trade of moose for uranium

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

///Freight of food headed to Pittsburgh

////intercepted and disbanded to contribute 50 shields to WONDER OF WORLD: COLOSSUS OF OLD SOUTH’S LAW TUITION

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/nukes Montezuma over a road tile

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/steals nuclear fission

RUSH BUILD ALL OF THE NUKES AND PARATROOPERS

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bullshit no city ever has uranium

It’s really fucking overpowered anyway.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLWUT

Elk is delicious as is Yak

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

With lingonberry? It's delicious.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

What about my sawdust?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Tombstone was our go-to drunk food in law school.

Always made sure to have one in the freezer. Frequently conned a more-sober friend into driving us home and then cooking our pizza while we laid out on the couches yelling “is it ready yet?!”

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Some law school traditions haven't changed.

Though if Red Baron is on sale instead, it may make an appearance.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ours was Taco Bell.

There was one 2 minutes from our apartment, so we’d hit it on the way back from parties.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have eaten the pizza and brought you the box.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I like the pizza boxes blocking what I assume to be the employee washroom

Also tossing the dough takes SO MUCH EXTRA TIME, the only people who do it are idiots

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Making me miss Adriatico's in Columbus

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

cheesy western, T Room

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

looks kind of like Fleur De Lis pizza.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

is that mellow mushroom?

/only place in lexington that i know
//went there on a date once that ended well, in a deserted academic quad

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

We usually chose Jimmy Johns.

Little Italy now and then.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmmm Jimmy Johns.

That was my hangover food of choice. I prefer to separate the drunj food and the hangover food.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Little Italy was more drunj than hangover.

Last year, we saw some chick having her bachelorette party at the one in Auburn. It was the classiest thing ever.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

waffle house is the key

if you can swing it

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

200 yards from my apartment.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

oh HANGOVER food?

jesus Alabamians

everybody, everybody, everybody, EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY goes to MILO’S

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU GO TO HELL FOR STICKING THAT JINGLE IN MY HEAD I'VE BEEN TO FIVE SHRINKS YOU BASTARD

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

No we fucking don't because that shit is terrible.

Except the sweet tea but I only drink sweet tea with BBQ.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

RAEG

I’m just going to ignore your dismissal of the wonder that is Milo’s

but yes

their sweet tea is the best on this entire planet and no I don’t care what tea your mother or grandmother made and if one of you Louisiana people enter this argument I will point and laugh at your face

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

They sell that shit everywhere in Lexington now

I generally keep 2-3 gallons in the fridge at all times.

I regret that they don’t sell syringes to accompany it.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents keep the Splenda kind in their fridge.

I laugh at them.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

heresy

but onward to the next thread!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

actually my dad has that crap too

“it tastes the same…”

NO IT DOESNT

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

hint: it's Tetley tea and 2 cups (plus a bit) of sugar

I have tea every day, but you can make it for 30 cents a gallon

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

PRETTY CHEAP ON SAID POLE

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

[Stripper joke goes here.]

[Also possibly Mizzou joke.]

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/Mike Price joke

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

[is only one joke]

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

and yet perfect in a pinch

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

cheap

And good when you drunk like me and too lazy to cook

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a personal thing.

DiGiorno gives me the worst heartburn ever, no matter when I’ve taken meds.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

gtfo

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fresh basil,buffalo mozzarella, and a drizzle of EVOO

Or the lips and assholes from the cutting room floor processed garbage they usually use. That works too.

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

"ability to burst into things"

so he is an anti xenomorph?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

or a minute man?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

or also. . .

nevermind.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Duly rec'd

F U FOREVER VINNY C

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Gaaaaaah!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Animorph

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Hived

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless... there was that... thing, with the time travel and Tobias

Which I guess means that you weren’t necessarily stuck in animal form forever but that you just couldn’t go back?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Tobias?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

okay it is me

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

gotta find my rooting interest

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me translate

BD was wondering if you were an disinterested in this game as she finds herself, and if so, why?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

TREES TD

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

POINTS POINTS POINTS POINTS.

/hokepoint.jpg

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

PHRASING

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

UNDER I TOLD YOU

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

STAT OF THE DAT

De Anthony Thomas – 77.5 YPC.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

WHAT.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And 2 TDs.

That’s pretty efficient.

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

balderdash

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

welcome back

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really, just wanted to see if my sig thingy worked when i logged out and back in

Going back to the cave of infinite no fucks given.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

and what the fuck is that?

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

anti-technology.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

well shit.

I am kinda one

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

love that word

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Alas.

I shall light an e-candle for him.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I will miss his excellent work in the exclusive field of Alots.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

eh.

im keeping the laptop and the photoshop and stealing all the wifi when i live in a shack on the beach

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

we've missed you!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck VT.

Fuck Clemson.
Fuck ummm Oklahoma State and Standford
im outta here

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Millen, you are dumb. You are so dumb.

For real.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

we could fill an entire fanshot with his idiocy

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hey it's your buddy!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

He is really really really really so dumb.

I hope he’s attacked by some idiot in the projects.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

FOP Rec

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Water is also wet.

And Bama fans have a persecution complex.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You just don't understand.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my gawd

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This would be beautiful.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You are really dumb

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING COLTS

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

I know, so strange and unusual

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh right, cute kid cancer Blackmon story.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

My brother hopes the Bucs draft him

/sorry for NFL AIDS

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Cowboy fans want Dez and Blackmon

The irony that a vast swath of the UT fan base wants two Okie state WRs and they worship Demarco Murry is lost on them.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

it makes me giggle

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a buddy who is a UT and Cowboys fan

His reaction on drafting McGee:" A FUCKING AGGIE? AND HE WASN’T EVE THAT GOOD!"

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I know

And he wasn’t thrilled about Dez not just for him being from Okie State (like him being a headcase, missing a year, and WR not being their biggest need). I don’t think he minded Murray much because he never wanted Felix Jones.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah the Dez thing was more questionable

because he’s a knucklehead, not because he’s from Okie. But Jerrah can tell a playmaker who’ll sell jerseys when he sees one.

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Saving those timeouts.....

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

DON'T PUT THE FUCKING CAMERA ON THE LITTLE GIRL IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ON TV YOU ASSHOLES

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

seriously

the hell was that

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Should we take the camera off the crying child?

Nah, zoom in.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Make her cry some more!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

cruel rec'd

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

^^THIS^^

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

"You will smile for us, goddamnit."

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/relfs

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I retract all Justin Blackmon jokes.

Go Shorty, it’s your berrthday..

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

"Not very likely"

/happens

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

OILZ.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

trololololol?

i hope at least

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No you heard that wrong, he was right.

/sarcasm

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

hive

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO

WHAT A BULLSHIT WWE RESULT

/totes serious
//totes not really

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Sean McDonough is a propher

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Or prophet

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I like propher. Not sure why.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that a fortune-telling gopher

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh God, no, I cannot deal with this

Text message from 14 year old niece: “Mom wont let me get a tat2, tell her that tats dont mean a girl is a slut”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

I have pop pop in the attic.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

character limit on her phone would be my guess

She’s a really smart girl, I can’t handle this right now

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, where do you start with that one?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

not everywhere

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

With parental consent you can do just about anything in Wisconsin

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My sister's kid

I

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm literally unqualified to offer an opinion

I got my first tattoo at 16

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

its still valid as she's not YOUR daughter

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Ignore it?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the current plan of action

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Good call.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

She doesn't have to know that.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm reasonably certain she does know that, and that's why I just got that text

She’s expecting me to take up her side

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yikes.

If there’s one thing I learned from being, at one time, a teenage girl, it’s that you don’t want to get in the middle of what’s sure to be a war between a teenage girl and her mother.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the rule is you never want to be in the middle of what's sure to be a war between a woman and her mother

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tell her you're not getting involved?

Besides, you were 2 years older! Also, what are your sister’s opinions on tattoos? This is important to know.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You know how people that have really staightlaced families rebel by getting tattoos and listening to rock music?

My sister is the opposite of that. Basically a female Alex P Keaton. Conservative as they come because she was raised in the opposite environment.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You need to get across to her that you will not be her ally in decisions vs. her mother, your sister.

You have different opinions, and she has to respect her mother, NO MATTER WHAT. When she is old enough to make her own decisions THEN she can make them.

Then, you need to tell you sister that she might need to be careful not to be so strict as to cause her daughter to rebel unnecessarily. IE, okay, you want a tattoo, but it has to be at age x and with these parameters.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. Don't answer.

Then if you get forced to answer, be noncommittal.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You should encourage her to get a visible neck tattoo.

The only way children will learn is if you let them make mistakes once in awhile.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Of her boyfriend's name.

Because she’ll want that forever.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes that works out

a friend of a friend married a Sarah, divorced, and ended up marrying another Sarah. No worries about ever getting a name wrong in bed!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

whatever happened to never get a tattoo where a judge can see it?

Is that not a rule in your family?

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

first and only at 18.

Ignore the text. You cannot win this game.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a rec.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

A "tat2", eh?

This is not 2004. We can type full words when texting now.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

She has a cheapo phone, so she hopefully has a character limit

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

d00d no way man u jus don undrstnd 2dayz youth & there modez of self-xpression man

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

fk u

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

She might want to hold off on that Brian Kelly tattoo.

Just saying.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So, my full back tat of Tommy Rees is a bad idea?

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

uh well hmmmmmmmm

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

it is only a good idea if it says

“team crippling picks for everyone”

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

At least you didn't get the Charles.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I think for the average person's back

you could fit a full-size tattoo of just Charlie’s head.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

not if it's his name in a bunch of stars

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe, but it is appropriate

in that you’re apparently stuck with it.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/tries to reshape it into a Golson

//looks more like a Carlyle Holiday

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe if you gain a ton of weight it'll look like a Lorenzen.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

NO!!!!

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not in the Navy

a battleship wouldn’t work.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't mean that you're a slut.

But a tattoo at 14 suggests that you may be a slut.

by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, that's basically what I said above!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell her you'll talk to her Mom

Then tell her mom thats a terrible idea

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Friend of mine from law school argued a tattoo and a drink counts as 2 forms of ID

And therefore you should be okay if you sleep with her and it turns out she is underage. Yes, he made this argument in class.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Did he lose?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta stack the jury with a bunch of 24 year old men

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's why jury nullification exists.

IIRC (because I haven’t had a client in this spot and I try to avoid girls who may or may not be 15) the case in VA that decided this dates back to the 1870s, so the right lawyer could get the law changed.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I try to avoid them too...

I just like that he went for the argument

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Because, I mean, if I were on the jury, I'd agree with him

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wow, impressive

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the jankiest quarterback draw I've ever seen

and yet, effective.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Jantziest?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice run.

Millen, you’re a fucking idiot.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

was that an EDSBS shout out?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

kinda sounded like it

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

28-year-old QB drinking game mention!

Hey guys in the truck!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

McDonough calling out our drinking games

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

McDonough wants us to drink.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Are they going to show the bands?

Haven’t had enough Stanford band hate yet

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

"Jesse the body"

turrible, just turrible

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

did they almost describe the coach as "well spoken"

cause I kinda feel like they were edging in that direction

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

bullshit flies fleet from their tongues

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I'm gonna make it much longer.

/falls asleep on couch
//laptop crashes to floor
///wakes up and sees remains
////wailing and gnashing of teeth

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Here too.

/celsius

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

pfffffffffft

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/splashes around in Lagoon

//goes surfing

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's fun on this end of it, isn't it?

#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

oyez

and email sent

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

and replied. Nice title.

#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON.

TEN MONTHS, BUT STILL.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/checks local forecast
… VERY COLD WIND CHILL READINGS EXPECTED TUESDAY MORNING…

* LOCATIONS… NORTH AND PORTIONS OF CENTRAL GEORGIA… GENERALLY NORTH OF A LINE FROM HAMILTON TO FORSYTH TO WASHINGTON.

* HAZARD TYPES… COLD AND BREEZY CONDITIONS.

* WIND CHILL READINGS… BETWEEN 5 AND 10 ABOVE.

Fuck that shit.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the wind is the weirdest thing

Makin’ my cable go out and my temperatures feel even colder

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

If Georgia would BURY THEIR DAMN POWER LINES, it wouldn't be an issue

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

bury in the crumbling infrastructure?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, thats not even winter

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm Southern and what is this?

Not that I haven’t been through below zero temperatures and wind chills at school, but dayyum, I’m supposed to be on break from this noise.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/Minnesota under six-month-long wind chill warning

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm south of Forsyth and it's windy as shit.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooof, down to 26 tonight.

IN FLORIDA.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Current temp is 12

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

JELLY

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

at 21F this evening.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

30 here.

Nice and toasty.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

we got an extra 4 degrees on you

and i left my “winter” coat at work on Friday

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

52 here

but it is getting colder

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

30 being the projected low, not the current temp.

39 right now.

Also, WTF would you need a winter coat for at 34 degrees? That’s windbreaker weather.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

JK Simmons can do no wrong.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Full text of the quote

“We mentioned earlier he’s 28 years old. Apparently there are some people who play party games that every times that’s mentioned there is a liquid refreshment consumed, but it does get mentioned a lot.”

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Magnificent.

They’ve earned a mulligan with that one.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, monsters, I'm DVR'ing the rest of the game.

Best of luck to you.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Hey

Where’s Old Man Morse?

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

He's boycotting ESPN,

and he got a new vidja game for Christmas

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

oh that is better then

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

modern warfare?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not dead.

/eol

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by jonfmorse on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

the homeless.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

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1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Stewart's Down-Home And Purely Countrified Guide To Whittlin' And Such

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

More architects are TEH POORS than you think.

Boom-or-bust profession.

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Did ESPN call Sparty ... ha, ha.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

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