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People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

No, they do not.

Unless they’re Arkansas.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Clever girl

Just watch Mizzou and A&M start running through teams like crap through a goose next year.

Or probably not.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, I did forget to eat dinner

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Chips and DERP!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Millen must be executed

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

YAIS YAIS YAIS

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

n

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

It's what he deserves.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

What did Detroit do to deserve that?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

FOR ALLLLLLL THE TOSTITOS

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

jesus 3D cameras

things that make you go unnnnnggghhhhh

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

ARMPUNT

OIL BARONS REJOICE

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

It's as if

Rockefeller and Stanford themselves are engaging in a rich old white guy slap fight on the field

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather watch that, personally.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

"Well if we can't play players, what is there to spend our money on?"

/slams head into desk repeatedly

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmmyais.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

pick of luck

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

So I watched Drive last night

OH MY GOD IT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME. Also CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Also

Ryan Gosling could be the new Steve McQueen if he wants to be

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll love it

Albert Brooks should win an Oscar, at the least. He’s amazing in that movie, everyone is amazing, and everyone is playing against type.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Albert Brooks' performance was amazing.

Wouldn’t have thought of him for that role in casting.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is precisely why he took that role

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Brooks accepted the role to go against typecasting and because he loved that Bernie was not a cliché. “There are six people you could always get to play this kind of part, and I like that the director was thinking outside of the box. For me, it was an opportunity to act outside the box. I liked that this mobster had real style. Also, he doesn’t get up in the morning thinking about killing people. He’s sad about it. Upset about it. It’s a case of, ‘Look what you made me do.’”

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ron Perlman on why he took his role

Regarding the casting of Perlman, Refn said, “The character of Nino was originally not particularly interesting, so I asked Ron why he wanted to be in my movie when he’s done so many great films. When Ron said, ‘I always wanted to play a Jewish man who wants to be an Italian gangster’, and I asked why, and he said, ‘because that’s what I am – a Jewish boy from New York’, well, that automatically cemented it for me.”

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Ron Perlman's best asset and biggest curse is that he's weird looking

If he had a more attractive or even a more rugged look, he’d be a leading man. But, he probably wouldn’t have developed the acting chops

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He NEEDS to be a Bond Villain

And finally be the real life Hank Scorpio

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Gosling plus Hendricks = something for EVERYONE!

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a drink menu

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be Gosling's plus Barritt's.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, Carey fucking Mulligan

From Sally Sparrow to this, she’s like the female equivalent of cake.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the best movie I've seen since The Dark Knight, but I can't agree with you on Xtina here.

SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

I thought she looked like ass compared to her Mad Men look, and seeing her head get blown open didn’t help.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS MAN SPEAKS LOGIC.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

A thread per hour

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck It. I want that Garcia kid.

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/curtis painter throws phone out window

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/hits seventeen Kerbalnauts

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/Orlovsky throws phone out the back of his own endzone.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Inner thigh infection?

I wonder how that happened…

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

/will hill.jpg

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

#sour

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

there was a gif of that up earlyer

/dryheave

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Weeden looks Penn State Boldin-esque

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Damn, UF has to play Mizzou & FSU each year.

/Need body condoms from Naked Gun 33 1/3
//or was it 2 1/2?

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Mizzou: Not Even Once.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at Full Moon BBQ this evening...

…and they’ve already added the Missouri and Texas A&M helmets to the SEC helmet display over the counter. I guess we’ll all need the full body condoms.

I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.

by BamaTaxMan on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

your restaurants don’t have the helmets from your conference on display?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Or at least the pennants/banners of every team?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

there's of course more Bama or Barn stuff depending on location

or store ownder affiliation

but NOTHING for the conference?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

You have things for YOUR TEAM. If I go to Michigan, I’ll see UM and MSU stuff, but I don’t see Buckeye stuff unless I go to the Buckeye bar.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

ONE MORE TIME

MOST PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THE OTHER TEAMS IN THE CONFERENCE

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not that we like them

it’s just… well it’s just always been there

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It has nothing to do with liking them or giving a shit really.

It’s just what you did, I thought.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Other places are weird.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean shit

a Tennesse flag and an Auburn flag hang in

THE HOUNDSTOOTH

it’s just what you do

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

NEVER

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And the bars have the flags from all the schools.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

We have that and bunches of places with lots of memorabilia

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

Around here, you’ll see Michigan, Michigan State, maybe ND and here in Kalamazoo, Western Michigan.

We give no fucks for Ohio State, Wisconsin, or whoever because they play Michigan and Michigan State yearly.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ours have SEC, South Alabama, and Saints.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I was a half-drink from trying to steal the Vandy flag out of Club Insanity back in April

Cousin was down. Wives were not. =(

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That requires....going into Club Insanity.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure how it happened, to be honest

We walked by some spiral staircase out on the street and next thing I knew, I was staring down at some whack-ass LED dancefloor while a Britney video was playing with nobody actually down there.

Mobile is weird.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the most un-Mobile bar ever.

Next time, go to the Garage, Callaghan’s, or Boo Radley’s (if after 2 am). Jury’s still out on the new place called “The Bar” which boasts “the Biggest Deck in Town” in very large letters on the outside wall.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh we did the rounds

Callaghan’s was walkable from their house, but we also did a lot of drinking in this tiny place whose name escapes me…Daly’s? O’Daly’s? In any event, they took good care of us from the legit entertainment side of things. I think CI (and the drive by Atlantis) were of the “You will not fucking believe this nonsense” variety…

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

O'Daly's is not bad.

If you were at Callaghan’s, you were quite close to the Scrotologist’s house. Allegedly.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually speaking of the houndstooth

there’s a random saints flag in there

apparently a Saints community in T-town I didn’t know about

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

T-town is kinda in NFL no-man's land.

If anyone there made sense, they’d be Falcons fans, since every damn one of them is a Braves fan, but that’s just too logical.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

as it was explained to me

Mobile kids coming to Bama and even a small amount of NOLA kids that come to Bama

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably.

Several of us in my law school class.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The only pro sports fans in my high school in B'ham were all Saints fans

and this was in the pre-CHA-CHING days. I think they’ve always trumped the Falcons for most of the state, but I put that down to Birmingham-Atlanta venom from days gone by.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That and the fact that Falcons fans do not exist.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

In Atlanta

you’ll get the whole SEC and probably about half of the ACC. Maybe even a GSU on occasion.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Please tell me you're not talking about BW3

or Tomahawk Grille. Because, ewwww

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Tomahawk sucks. BW3's now the Varsity.

I dunno, started going there on Sundays which became Tuesdays. It’s not half-bad for Tallahassee. Not exactly a bar crawl place but then again I haven’t done that in awhile.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

When did BW3 turn into the Varsity?

I moved in July… And half-bad for Tallahassee is just about the right description. If you get to know the barkeeps at Mockingbird, they’ll but the TV on whatever game you want(or, at least, they did for me)

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Northerners tend to skip the rest of the college conference

to put up pro sports memorabilia/banners. Or I don’t go to the B1G bars when I do go to Chicago.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

There are no Big 10 bars

There are individual team bars

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

and there's an Alabama bar near Wrigley

called the Houndstooth Saloon

I watched an Alabama game at an Alabama bar in Chicago

some surreal shit right there

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's really not

There are 3 million people in Chicago, some of them are probably from Alabama

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Get outside B1G country and that's less true.

MSU and Wisconsin have their game watch parties at the same bar in Austin. Before we moved this year, Illinois was also there and I think maybe Indiana too.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

In Savannah, the OSU and PSU ones are in the same place.

But they split it in half, and don’t talk to each other

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I think all 11 (other than Nebraska) organized a couple of events together down here over the past year.

B1G-ACC Challenge watch party, had a suite for a minor league baseball game over the summer. The MSU and Wisconsin groups usually set up together for games if they’re simultaneous.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Another?

Fuck Western.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Disclaimer - Full Moon was started by an ex-Alabama player..

..the restaurants (there are several) all are sports themed. The one in Hoover has about 12 flat-screens everywhere.

I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.

by BamaTaxMan on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he's making fun of the sports theme

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a Wisconsin helmet signed by Bielema and a Notre Dame helmet signed by Holtz

That’s it

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, and that's totally reasonable.

Can you imagine having a Michigan helmet?

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

As a spitoon?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

to fill with cottage cheese, of course

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Not even I'd eat it, then

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

This man eats cottage cheese with pineapple, and sometimes ketchup.

I think that’s actually a hate CRIME against cottage cheese.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Always ketchup!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ick.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

jesus man

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The whole thing started in a thread where I admitted it was completely strange

I picked it up from my father…

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

yea that had to be hereditary haha

well hey, it’s your food and this isn’t communist China

This isn’t communist China is it?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fucking wretched.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

to fill with ranch

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

But, I like cottage cheese

GET YOUR KETCHUP OUTTA HERE MIKE

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

wait a minute

I don’t any gear for any other team and not a single piece of orange clothing

just cause I’ll eat at a place with an Tennessee flag up, you know, let’s not get crazy

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ah did not know that

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/winks

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I found myself in a Tennessee bar in Fort Collins, Colorado one night

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought that was the greeting so people knew you belonged?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It was cognitive whiplash more than anything

But they were serving Jello shots and Everclear-soaked cherries, so I should have suspected before I went into the bathroom and found it painted orange-white checkerboard.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

/belks

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to Chicago,

where you can’t swing a dead cat around without hitting five Iowa bars.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY ARE LEGION

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I know there's one bar at UIUC that has flags from all of the B1G

Think there’s one at MSU too. That much isn’t that unusual. (For that matter, I think I remember seeing one like that at Minnesota.)

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I don't know of any that have helmet displays.

Flags or pennants on the wall or hanging from the ceiling, yes.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh

it’s to the point that I’d almost rather have Jim ‘n Nick’s. (When I’m in town anymore, which is practically never.)

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

CHEESE BISCUITS nom nom nom

/gets too full to actually eat BBQ

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Lolz inner thigh infection

Is that what they call it these days

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Needz penicillin.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Clap. Clap. Clap.

I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.

by BamaTaxMan on Jan 2, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, goddammit, ACS.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

This Dr. Pepper 10 commercial still exists.

I am truly amazed.

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

I might hate the snowboarding Nissan truck more

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded

I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.

by BamaTaxMan on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

NISSAN KNOW HOW NISSAN KNOW HOW NISSAN KNOW HOW

LETS HAVE A REAL PLANE TIME LETS HAVE A REAL DUNEBUGGY TIME

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

...

To EDSBS Commentariat
From: ESPN
Re: This week

LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME LETS HAVE A TE-BOW TIME, LETS HAVE A TEBOW TIME

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

FLAGGED

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I WANT PITTSBURGH TO WIN BY 490

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, I'd rather deal with another week of Tebow

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

YES! HATE HATE HATE

Also, don’t want to have to deal with GF’s family.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They sound like good people.

When I dated a girl who went to OSU, my dad’s first question was, “please tell me she’s not a Browns fan. You aren’t that dumb, are you?”

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

She's a Dolphins fan, having grown up in SoFla

But, her grandmother and mother were born in Western PA, so she has a secondary allegiance. I did not know about it until we’d been dating 6 months

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I will have to suck it up

and root for the Broncos to carry Tebow for two more weeks

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Which melts interwebz faster:

1) Tebow Winning SB via choke by superior opponent
2) Bieber-Christina Hendricks Sex Tape

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Flagged

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The hell?

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man, Weeden looks like crap

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

He has not aged well, bless his heart.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

you think that's bad

you should see his wife

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

terrible.

she’s my age!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Justin Blackmon looks like an elf

that is all

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

McDonough: "We've got the projected #1 pick of the NFL draft."

Millen: “Justin Blackmon is one heck of a player, isn’t he?”

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Really

How long will Millen last before he just becomes a twitching blob of stupid that foams at the mouth*?

*if not there already

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

From anyone else, you might think that was trolling.

Millen ain’t smart enough.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

the millen is spreading

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

shouldn't you be shit housed?

at least hammered?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Its 1130am Tuesday in Tokyo

I’m having a REAL GOOD TIME, but you know… its enough that I am technically AWOL

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

my best friend is in Tokyo right now.

cool story brah

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

De fense

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The teams decided the reason they're not in the title game is because they scored too much

Damn you SEC!

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

OK State isn't "up" for the Fiesta bowl

/09 Bama excuses

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

"Millions of men suffer quietly with ITI"

“and I’m one of them. Justin Blackmon here for HOEMAPRICIDE”

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Did any of you know that a QB can change the play at the line of scrimmage and might have more than 1 play to use?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, Matt Millen...

…because we all know how well Penn St representatives judge the character of a person.

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

THE CRAWL DIED

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmmm

I hadn’t noticed

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

hadn't even noticed that

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they tend not to use it during BCS games. Why, I can't guess.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

With smart phones

and the internet there is no point to the crawl

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Petrilli. are you here?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

he was on the other mpaje

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody's a little tipsy

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

okay that last word was "page"

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

he's been spotted!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

RUNNING?

NFLEBOLA

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

dude where are we?!?! I'm so confused.

But Saxattack is on a bus back to his hotel, unharmed by our children. I think. Mental scarring may have taken place, but we won’t know for a while.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

all must be so indoctrinated

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

interesting
Mental scarring may have taken place

That must have been some hamburger.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yummy, delicious scarring.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Next commercial break is going to be the one that says

“[nearby exit node] STAY AT HOME NOM DISCOVERS ONE OLD TRICK TO [lose weight/gamble on stocks/spy on your husband]”

by Synaesthesia on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Petrilli, I borrowed a friends copy of 2k12...

And for some reason, when I tried to go online, it said something about 2k12 servers being unavailable…Have you been having this problem too?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I have PS3, but I think its just exclusive to the game/its servers

Maybe they are doing a roster update or something? By the way, player ratings on there are a joke

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

We could but Im not very good

Id be much more of a threat on NCAA Football 12

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

RUNNING TREEDOWN

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

PAC TWE LVE SPE EED

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Loses one for the Gipper? Matt Millen has to die.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

co-signed

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

every ten minutes I swear

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He's clearly off his meds from last week.

These statements are fever dreams.

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That one gave me several different kinds of cancer. And AIDS.

And an inner thigh infection.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i told y'all it was going to be the under on points in this game

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

YOU!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

me?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

...THE FUCK

LOSE ONE FOR THE GIPPER WHAT THE FUCK MILLEN

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus fuck

If he’s calling the Orange Bowl I will jam corkscrews into my ears

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Good news! He's not!

Bad news: It’s Tirico, Jaws, and Gruden.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK

CORKSCREWS ANYWAY

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

perfect for clemson

FUCK CLEMSON.

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i want to punch him in the throat

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

You wonder how that man ever looked smart enough to be hired as Lions GM in the first place.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERYBODY OUT OUT I SAID

THAT MEANS YOU TOO MIKE LEW

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

I go where I want

/is in both threads

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU STAY IN ENDZONE

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

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