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FIESTA, FOREVER: THE FIESTA OPEN THREAD

If you were not turned to stone by THE MOST INTENSE OREGON SIDELINE PERSON EVER, then you are fortunate enough to watch two of the finest quarterbacks in the country stuttering their way through the inaugural bars of college football's most turgid and corrupt of arias, the Fiesta Bowl. It's been horrendous for Oklahoma State thus far, and PAWWLLL I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I WANNA COMMENT AND TWEET ABOUT MY FOOTBALL TEAM IN RELATION TO EVERYTHING. I GOT THIS SCAB WHICH IS CLEARLY THE SAM SHADE OF SCABS. HERE'S A PICTURE OF IT SENT TO YOUR INBOX ROLL TIDE. Oh, the next week is going to be intolerable, isn't it? And all that booze in our fridge is good as gone, isn't it?

This is your nightowl thread. Mike Gundy is a man, he's 40, and he's down by two TDs right now.

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BLACKMON WILL NOT BE TRIFLED WITH!!!!

A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

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by BoilerTMill on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't listen to a Lionel Ritchie song without thinking....

“Jesus, how much tail did this guy pull in the ’80s? Has to be Wilt Chamberlain levels, right?”

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

what the shit

another thread

/headasplode

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

That's rec'd.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I rec it to keep it from staring at me

Dear Diary, When I grow up, I'm gonna be a garbage truck! Toot toot, all abord, trash buddies! XOXO, Rick

by LawG8r on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

No joke, is that a troll?

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

obligatory ahhhhhh

obligatory rec

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Would.

Because she looks like she would be pretty good looking when not giving that stare, and if she’s that intense, I bet she’d be fantastic in bed.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 3, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I actually felt a little sad for 44 trying to catch him.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun games today.

And on other topics, I finally got my Kerbals to Mun orbit. Almost splattered them on a mountain. Gave it too much gas to leave (never intended to land that trip) and sent them into deep space. Poor Kerbals. I now have a ship built that I am 75% certain will go to the Mun, land, and come back. But we’ll see.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Question

I was dealing with family and friends earlier in the game, but thought I heard the announcers comparing the OK St. defense to Alabama. Were they saying the Cowboys are as effective as Bama because of the number of turnovers they have?

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

No. They were comparing the number of plays the respective defenses have faced.

OK State coaches were saying “hey, our offense is up tempo, scores fast, so our D is on the field a lot” and they hauled out the number of plays defended stat: OK State > 1k, Alabama only about 700. Really flawed though, b/c if the defense was good they’d face less plays due to forcing punts.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

I was thinking, well hell, if you force more 3 and outs than anybody your defense isn’t on the field as much. Just totally different philosophies with thier offense I guess. Really wouldn’t have bothered me to see OK St get a shot at LSU. I believe the Tigers would have beat them like they did Oregon though. They may beat us again, but I don’t believe they will blow us out.

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

OK State is 107th in total yards given up, Bama is 1st. The point was OK State has had 332 more plays run against their D than Bama’s D. If the average yards given up per play is only 3, that’s 996 more yards which is a substantial amount somewhat skewing the isolated statistic. Not exactly “flawed” given OK State’s opponent’s average TOP was 33:02, and Bama’s opponent’s average TOP was only 27:25. The difference is OK State’s offense scores much more quickly.

It basically says their D is better than 107th would lead you to believe and makes no real point about Bama’s D.

by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OK, I can live with that

They do have excellent turnover numbers. With the number of plays they saw they should have more turnovers, but they are definitely ball hawks, congrats to them.

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Orange Power chant?

Heh. Because the power of the color orange is why you are tied.

by #74forthewin on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

How Will This Game End?

Justin Blackmon is going to have a TD called back for illegal celebration…Stanford wins by 3.

Evidently the OK State coaches don’t know that SEC crew is going to eventually flag you for saluting the crowd, dragging your feet, etc. in celebration. Or maybe they just dislike Australians like Wing.

by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

If that's the case,

Australia obviously needs to sink into the ocean.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck and yes Lionel Richie.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN YOU HALL

That’s now stuck in my head

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

This is what happens

when a conference gets money hungry and negotiates several bowls in which their teams are almost always the underdogs.

by Khorasaurus on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather play bowls against good teams

than play the Big XII’s lineup (this is the only game in which the opponent will come in with more than 8 wins) and win them all.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Arkansas?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, right. Forgot that was still to come.

Thought all that was left was the BCS. Stupid Cotton Bowl not being on Fake New Year’s.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Urban renewal" in Columbus

Oh frick

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Splinter?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Any dumber, and they'd have to water him

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

So, The Hunger Games

Is it basically Battle Royale for teenagers, or legitimately good?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

I very much enjoyed it.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

super good

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Heard nothing but positives about the books.

That includes a few middle school and jr. high teachers. The books are aimed at teens but well-written enough for adults to enjoy.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

"Big Ten 1-9 the last two years"

1) I don’t give a shit what the rest of the conference does
2) OSU won last year(I know, I know), Illinois, The Purdue, and Michigan State all won this year.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Is the "1" by the Ohio State team flush with tattoos and cash

I wonder if Jim Delaney is going to write another “open letter to fans” explaining why the integrity of the B1G doesn’t allow it to be as successful as the SEC? #TresselandPedophilesdon’tcount

by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/sigh

asshole.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a LOOOOOONG way down from the top of the self-proclaimed integrity pedestal. Jim Delaney should have just kept his mouth shut.

by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I can’t keep digging AND lower Jim Delaney a ladder at the same time.

by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It was

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

really? didn't think it was that bad.

this is mostly michigan’s fault.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

It's mostly DAMN YOU USC, actually.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And you guys for going to NC games instead of the Rose Bowl

Meaning we had an Illinois in the Rose Bowl once

Wisconsin has contributed 2 of the 9, though, so glass houses, etc

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the Rose Bowl's fault.

Illinois had zero chance against a loaded and pissed off USC. Instead of taking UGA they had to have a B1G team.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How many times must this be explained?

The Sugar Bowl had veto rights on picking Georgia, thanks to a rule that was added when the Orange Bowl poached Iowa (2001, I think) before the Rose Bowl had its replacement pick.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't know that, actually

Even so, there had to be SOMEONE else, surely.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They could have taken Kansas or Missouri instead of letting the Orange do so.

But the only teams that could have done a one-for-one swap with Illinois are Arizona State and Boston College.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It was January 1, 2011 and January 2, 2012 games

1-9 record

Outscored 159-115 today and outscored 204-102 1/1/11

by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

they canceled Stanford's performance last year for the Orange Bowl

the title was something like, “recent sporting news events in Miami”

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Game's in Arizona

WIthout getting too spidery, I’m sure they could think of something.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

That one is awful.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Crisis averted: Text from sister

“I know she texted you and it doesn’t matter what you have to say, so you can still be the cool uncle”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

I honestly have no idea what I would have recommended.

Obviously they’re an incredibly big decision with “forever” consequences, but I’d have to actually, you know, have a conversation with her to find out what she wanted.

If my suspicions were correct and she wants something stupid because she wants to look like one of the older girls (8th grade is in the high school, so this is possible) then I’d advise against it.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell your sister you already recommend the Clemons tattoo.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

sister sounds like she is related to you

/smart girl

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN announcer referred to MSU as Sparty.

I was so waiting for the NO.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

From Bucky's 5th Quarter
Bret Bilema is thrilled to be picking up another “Participant” ribbon for Wisconsin.
He’s not a bad coach/program runner, he’s just not good enough to take the Badgers where they’re capable of going.

They primarily lost this game because of a relative lack of athleticism (which is part of BB’s problem), but BB’s incredibly bad game management robbed these kids of a chance at the end of the game.

He’s just not good enough. Unfortunately, Alvarez will never admit that, because he’s always been satisfied by playing in a bowl game every year.

You won the Big Ten title, went to the Rose Bowl, aren’t in the championship because of two Hail Marys, and THIS is what you think of your coach? I don’t get it.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

This happens everywhere

Even at some of the saner GT internet locales, I’m seeing people claiming Paul Johnson’s seat is warming up after this weekend.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

OH NO

You lost the rose bowl, the coach must go.
Hire an Edsall and see how you long for losing a new years day bowl

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

When you're a fan of Iowa State or Cal

You’re always going to be perplexed by comments like that.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SU too

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hi there.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep.

And if you’re KState, you appreciate coaches who can take you to games like that every year.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yup.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginia fans make comments like that

I don’t get it.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I would love for UVA to fire London

Clearly he just can’t connect with high school kids and get them to come to Charlottesville. Time to move on and get someone with an NFL pedigree.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I would so like to see Wisconsin can Bielema over this

and find their Bill Callahan.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hello Ron Prince

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

get GERG'd and you so understand

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ugghhh

let’s not go there

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

/still had three 10-win seasons in that time period

//ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
///but seriously though Cal fans know the feel of being Bockrath’d

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

They did give Texas Tech the business in 2005

And Cal gave Fran the business in 2006. Teamwork makes the dream work

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Curly Halman

was the coach for the better part of my time at LSU. My kids are living in the golden age of Louisiana football. LSU and the Saints. Oh, the horrors I have seen. I hope they never have to go through that.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

CURLY'S ABOUT CRAZY

And Dinardo in close proximity…this is why I can’t hate on LSU fans, they seem to appreciate that they’re on the gravy train. Also, they will kill and eat you with said gravy.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I had a very well published professor who claimed

he was the highest paid state employee until Dinardo was hired. He could not believe that “boob of a man” was being paid a higher salary.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well neither could we, to be honest ;]

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

river city relay.

/twitch

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

IT WAS EPIC

and then … morton anderson’d

by ArmyTiger on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

john carney, not the great dane

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

knew I would get that wrong

just remember my dad calling it happening before it did.

by ArmyTiger on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

don't forget Mike Archer

/LSU administration interviews Steve Spurrier, Mack Brown, and Mike Archer\
//hires Mike Archer

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit, that's...something

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

He was DC for Arnsparger and the players really want him to get the job

The lesson: Don’t Listen To The Players

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a large segment of the fan base that hates Bielema as a personality, for reasons that should be obvious

So his mistakes get magnified

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He isn't Pelini though

If there’s a fanbase that should be pissed right now, it’s Nebraska.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Best part of the Leach hire at WSU for this ACC fan

was the sobbing from College Park

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

YAIS

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

They lost to him in beer pong?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

FIRE COACH KELLY

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Step 1: Fire Coach

Step 2: ?
Step 3: Dominance

Repeat as necessary until successful.

-NDNation

PS: Do not throw forward passes

by Khorasaurus on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

/solid approval

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Step 4: Pillars

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Step 5: Golson

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Needs more h's.

GHolshhslhhhhonsshhhhhh

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a fanbase deserves a few 7-5/6-6 seasons.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

or worse

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's for being dumb enough to get caught cheating.

And because you’re Ohio.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I do.

I really do. No one is promised ten wins. Or conference championships.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Or winning seasons, actually...

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That too.

I have no sympathy for schools like Maryland who fire successful coaches. They deserve all the misery that comes to them.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/edsall'd

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry, Maryland

ND Nation will hire Edsall away from you soon enough.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I think NDNation had the Edsallites killed

and removed all trace of those posts, 1984-style.

OCEANA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH THE SPREAD

by Khorasaurus on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well.

Blind squirrels, nuts, etc.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Football would be dead to me if we hired him.

@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It would pretty much just be dead.

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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Like, seriously, I would route all of my donations through the local alumni association's scholarship program.

Or go full #trollface and earmark donations for the hockey team.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT MY GOD FERENTZ.

JUST IMAGINE.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

how about no

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I would find a way to get Anonymous to launch an attack on NDNation.

@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Not me, I don't have that type of power.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It was one thing

when they told us we were getting the Captain. But then they got cold feet and overpaid for a human inner thigh infection

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Now now, settle down. It ain't so bad.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Kelly is 1-2

OREGON SHOULD FIRE KELLY!

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"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, that would be hillarious.

Could you imagine Chip Kelly at ND?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YES PLZ

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

Yes I can.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

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by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Internet chose now to crap out.

Just when I wanted to revel. This phone apping isn’t gonna cut it, will it?

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by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

not at this speed

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It won't be for lack of trying, my dear.

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by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hugs darling

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

WOULD

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh come on, it would all be in the name of science.

we’ll see if the success as a coach is individual or just a result of last name and athletic apparel affiliation.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

God, the alumni would go apeshit but it would end up awesome.

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by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And you get....

…RON ZOOK!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gameday RAEG

Give them some time – looks to me like Bielema’s doing a pretty damn good job in Madison.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/solid approval

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Went to Madison this fall.

There’s a lot of “history does not exist” among their fans. Like, UW fans seem unaware that this is the best period in the entire history of their program. By a BIG margin.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

shaking head

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If "this period" includes Alvarez, then yes

If it includes just Bielema, then no. We won back to back Rose Bowls a decade ago

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, i meant the end of Alvarez through now.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Then no

Alavarez retired after the 2005 season. We won the 1999 and 2000 Rose Bowls

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

meh, quibbling over dates misses the point.

last ten years vs last fifteen years – point is, Wiscy was nothing until the mid-90s. Now it’s an elite program. Why would expectations be higher than what Bielema’s doing?

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Because that's how things work

You expect the next coach to improve on the performance of the previous. If every team accepted that their historical performance was where they should be Chicago would still a have a football team and would be winning championships

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sure, but you do have to expect to asymptote to something.

LSU better not expect Miles’ eventual replacement to do much better than Miles has.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Obviously it would be unreasonable to expect better than multiple national titles

However, Wisconsin had very real national title aspirations this year. I don’t think it’s out of line for the fans to be upset at a 3 loss year.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Wisky fans should be mad as hell

Today.

But falling off 3 games from the perfect season demanded by an NC run… not so much.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

also, too this:

No embarrassing losses. All 3 close losses, IIRC.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That makes the small errors Beilema makes even more glaring

If Wisconsin loses by 10 to MSU or Oregon, no one notices the boneheaded ways he manages his timeouts.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

all 3 could have gone the other way

A Hail Mary at the buzzer, a game they were leading with 40 seconds left, and today’s game. I’m not saying they should have won all 3, but they played well enough to win them all.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that's fair, but that's also true of lots of teams.

few of them are publicly criticizing their head coaches or worse.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You better believe they are

If you’re going to quote the more irrational segments of the Wisconsin fan base, I suggest you spend more time on the internet, there are crazies everywhere.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

WELL I NEVER

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

my internet addiction is well-fed.

I don’t see a ton of “fire bob stoops” or “fire jimbo” campaigns. I’m not saying they don’t exist. I’m saying they’re recognized as crazies because those are good coaches with championship-level experience who’ve accomplished quite a bit. Bielema’s done the same (minus the NC-rings) but a lot of Sconnies seem to think that’s not enough. I mean, who was Wisconsin’s last national championship-winning coach? Whose standard is Bielema having to live up to?

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to say this one more time and then I'm done because you're stuck on "history" which has no bearing on today's teams

Because of the success of Alvarez Badger fans now expect to compete for and win Rose Bowls. When the team has that talent and fails to achieve that goal, thanks in part to glaring mistakes by the coach, people get upset.

What happened before any of us were born is irrelevant.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

oh I remember Wisconsin being terrible very vividly.

Barry had plenty of sub-.500 seasons. My point is things don’t progress like you seem to think. The next coach can’t just improve on what’s come before and is judged a failure if he doesn’t do so. It’s not linear like that.

For that matter, I think it’s pretty hard to say Bielema hasn’t improved on what Alvarez did. Put it another way: Barry Alvarez had four 10+ win seasons. So does Brett Bielema.

I’m a Nebraska fan. You don’t fire coaches for going 9-3 and failing to live up to the standards of an all-time great coach. That’s asking for Bill Callahan. Most of us want another Osborne or Devaney. You all should be happy to have another Alvarez.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I love Bielema, but I also understand why others don't

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

and there were people (plenty) who wanted Miles gone

it took a while for people to grasp his brand of crazy coming off the military like Saban.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

His clock management drove people crazy

This year he’s put together a death machine so his weak spot never shows up.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

but the margin to improve shrinks the better you get.

And history matters more in college football than any other sport. Oregon and OkieState are “successful” nouveau riche. Other than them, few teams can do what Wisconsin’s done long term. Losing back-to-back Rose Bowls isn’t much worse than winning back-to-back Rose Bowls.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sure, the margin shrinks, but the minute you stop expecting improvement you've reached one of two end points

Either A) you’ve accomplished your goal, or B) given up on it.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the objective view

Subjectively, though, the reputational damage of losing multiple BCS bowls tends to be far worse than the impact of not making them at all.

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I know TCU fans still butthurt over Franchione leaving for Bama

“Yeah, guess we weren’t good enough for him…..Ass.”
/head asplode

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

god that's dumb.

“relative lack of athleticism”? It’s fucking Wisconsin, they’re supposed to be as fast as the Cali kids Oregon’s recruiting?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Come on, Cup hopefuls do not lose at home to Edmonton.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

christ I'm kinda ready for this day to be over

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Why the whole Big Ten bowl record thing is BS

Fucking Wisky played us to the brink. I think if we played ten, each team wins 5. Nothing to be ashamed of there. And we were the favored and more highly-ranked team.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well, not being favored is part of the problem.

But then, we don’t wuss out like certain other conferences in our bowl matchups.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ummm, that's a bit too self-fulling for my taste

“No one thought we were going to win because we sucked, so since we basically fullfilled expectations, we don’t suck.”

There wasn’t one matchup that was a total mismatch, if you believe rankings and win-loss records. If you don’t it’s an indictment of the conference.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The higher ranked team won in every game except the MSU-UGA game

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Welcome to hell

We here in the ACC are proud to have kept your seats warm

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If VT loses tomorrow- "LOL ACC SUCKS"

If VT wins- “DOESN’T MATTER MICHIGAN IS A FRAUD ANYWAY”

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No

If VT loses- “LOL TECH! STUPID SUGAR BOWL”
If VT wins- “LOL MICHIGAN! STUPID SUGAR BOWL!”

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by wahoocrew on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In 3 of the 5, the B1G team and the same or fewer loses as their opponent

In a 4th, the opponent was in CUSA. So your teams were repeatedly ranked lower than other teams with the same record.

If getting the same record in your conference as your opponent means you’re not as good, that probably suggests (doesn’t prove) that you’re conference is not as good.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also... UGA 16, MSU 17.

Oregon 5, Wisconsin 10.
South Carolina 9 Nebraska 20.
Houston 19 PSU 23.
OSU unranked Florida unranked.

THE BIG TEN HAD A HORRIBLE DAY LOSING TO BETTER TEAMS

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no, the B1G is horrible because similarly-situatued teams in other conferences are better

And remember, this was the year the SEC was “weak” except the top 2. So depth/balance should have been an advantage in those matchups.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nebraska: 3rd in division. South Carolina: 2nd.

Ohio State: 4th in division. Florida: 3rd.
Wisconsin: conference champ. Oregon: conference champ. (evenly matched game)
Michigan State: runner-up. Georgia: runner-up. (great game)
Penn State: 2nd in division. Houston: runner-up in conference.

In 3 of these games today, the teams playing the B1G had better in-conference finishes than their opponent. The other two were evenly matched.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FL and SC were in SECe, so not sure that qualifies for better finish.

Not familiar enough to know how B1G divisions actually work.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio State finished behind THE PURDUE, Penn State, and Wisconsin in the Leaders division.

Nebraska finished behind the Michigans in the Legends… so, I’d deem it comparable.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and they beat UCLA, the PAC "runner-up," too

It’s getting more impressive when you look at it that way

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Even ignoring UCLA, though, because I'm not going to make any argument that rests on them being a good team

the B1G has two teams in BCS games and three more playing teams that were win-and-in in their final pre-bowl games. That’s a pretty damn tough lineup.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You have a reasonably good point there.

Straight comparison of bowl records is still stupid for reasons of quality of opponent, however. Line up the B1G against the Big XII’s bowl slate and we’re at least 5-3. When you consider that we have two in the BCS and fourth, fifth, and seventh bowl slots are against teams that were playing for a BCS berth in the final week (Georgia, Oklahoma, and Houston) … is any conference going to do particularly well against that lineup?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Let' put it another way

B1G was also 1-4 against the spread and lost by a net 43 points. So they were worse, actually, than even the low expectations.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Because Vegas sets the standards we should all follow.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

you're not saying the rankings people are doing a good job, are you?

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't give a shit. If my team is not going to win, I want its rivals to lose

Nothing makes me happier than when OSU et al lose. But to make an argument without presenting all of the facts in the interest of a narrative is annoying as hell.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Which argument wins?

Win-loss, they lost.
By the spread, they lost.
By missed points, they lost.
By matchups against opponents with similar records, they lost.

By mostly losing games they were expected to lose, they won.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't give a shit about which argument "wins"

You’re not listening to me. All I want is for all the information to be presented and then let the viewer make a determination about what happened. Instead all we’re getting is the negative in regards to the B1G’s performance. Instead of reporting the story, ESPN is making the story.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's kind of their thing, now.

I miss the ESPN of my childhood.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, fair enough, I retreat

But I’ve lived it, too. the ACC always has a “disappointing” bowl season because they don’t win the big game, even though it’s usually much closer than expected and the teams often cover the spread and even pull low-profile upsets.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That Michigan State game was the most entertaining of the bowl season

so B1G got a headliner in my book

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...what thread are we on?

SO CONFUSED

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

good our work here is done

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

So, at the risk of being totally ignored in this mad posting day

long time reader, first time poster. I’m totally in love with today’s bowl games, even if I do love the good defense beating good offense games waay better.

by ArmyTiger on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

wilkommen

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

German Hive

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way

we have decided that the Wazzu band must steal part of Wiscy’s repertoire for next season. Specifically, The Pirates of the Carribbean theme

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

We are also hoping for as much.

A CougCenter fan made a Pirates of the Caribbean video on the YouTubes already.

by wazzu93 on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

LINKS!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Wilkommen

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

FRESH FISH!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Have a seat.

You can leave your pants in the closet.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

we have a pants closet?

i hope it is not near the spider one.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no. It's up front.

The spider closet is in the basement.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I for one do NOT want to get stuck working pants check.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I would

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

woooo pants!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

pants swap party

hopefully the pants i get have stempke’s wallet after counting his holiday take-in.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

nope you got mikelew's

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i already have kenyon sweats

i’ll take willbechampions yoga pants. need to get healthier anyway. may as well use my anger at being in those things as motivation.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

but your ass will look GREAT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY

yoga pants make asses look spectacular. all of them.

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

No. No no no no.

These statements are objectively false. Those pants are the ugg boots of pants.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

no no they aren't.

yoga pants IMPROVE all asses. may not make all asses 10s.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

When you’re 250 lbs, they do not make them look good.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

They do, but they also make them more visible

Options for girl with bad butt:

Skirt: ass looks bad but no one can see so its k
Yoga pants: ass goes from 1 out of 10 to 2 out of 10, but now everyone sees and recoils in horror.

THEREFORE, SKIRT.

QED

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

1) they're comfy as shit

2) they make my ass look good, at least.

that’s all that truly matters.

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, i'm with you

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you girls. Yoga pants are a godsend.

Then again, I’m plenty willing and able to just, you know, NOT LOOK when an undesirable ass in yoga pants walks by. I’m also never on a college campus these days so I’m less likely to see BAD yoga pants.

@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Bud Foster only wants them if you left your keys in them.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/low hanging fruit

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait. Someone's working pants check?

I just chucked mine in there. I’ll look for them when I decide to leave.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

you're leaving?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Not for a while.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I definitely didn't get a claim ticket.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You get tipped with Kraken.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

why do you think i'm checking them?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm offering to help.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yes of course

there are no hangers though

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

/swigs Kraken

Okay.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I threw mine in there before anyone showed up to work it

Meh, don’t need them until tomorrow, plenty of time to search for them.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

remembers pants when leaving

leaves dignity

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Gutten Abend!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

WOULDN'T BE IN DANGER OF CROSSING ANYTHING IF NOT FOR OUR BOYS IN DUBYA DUBYA 2 PAAAAAWL

THEY’D ALL BE SPEAKING KRAUT. I’LL HANG UP AND LISSEN

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Рек, для вас

Although вешать means “hang” as in to suspend.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Bad Ukrainian translates to almost 0 Russian for me

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried reading Ukrainian and besides the 'i" and some other spelling differences

That which wasn’t a totally different word was legible (at least to my half-assed reading level of Russian)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I've spent most of my break reading

<a href=“http://www.svoboda-news.com/arxiv/pdf/1933/Svoboda-1933-245.pdf#search=”голод"" target="new">these for my paper this semester.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Furk.

<a href=“http://www.svoboda-news.com/arxiv/pdf/1933/Svoboda-1933-245.pdf#search=”голод"" target="new">Link.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Double fail Double Rec

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Old-ass Ukrainian newspapers was the point.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

Some of my favorite classes were reading news in Russian so I’ll look into this

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for PAAAAAVEEEEEEELLLLLL

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Bine ati venit.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

IN RE THE MATTER OF STEMPKE FAMILY TATTOO ADVICE

This is why I will never have a child. Can’t risk having a girl.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

if it makes you feel any better i don't want a girl either

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't either.

/sigh

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

well you know who to blame for that one

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY!

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/Somebody has a weak Y Chromosome

…Not naming any names or anything

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Um, well, since I've got one of each...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

One of each kid

Realized that could be misread.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think LUCK has anything to do with it.

Some mismanaged medication filling, maybe…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU LEAVE ANDREW LUCK OUT OF THIS.

/breathes into bag The Colts are going to be okay The Colts are going to be okay
//blacks out

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I want boys!!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

A fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun....

PHRASING!!

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. I thought about that after I hit enter.

le sigh.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i definitely want both.

but i wouldn’t be mad if i had all girls.

lol at me in this conversation i won’t be worrying about this for like, 10 yaers

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I am going to pay.

She is also going to be a beauty.

I am doomed.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm glad I don't have to worry about having kids.

Because, me as a father = LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

What happened?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Lovely woman falls out of tree.

Two years later—“It’s a girl.”

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thankfully, I don't have to worry about that.

Unless ACS and I break new ground in biology…

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

eeeeeeeeeeeenteresting

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm already terrified of potential ACS spawn.

Even scarier if it results from some sort of crazy science.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not letting my kid anywhere near that kid

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Scientists: make it so!

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You won't like it...

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's kinda cute in a malevolent way.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Where is this tree?

And does it also contain lovely menfolk?

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Silicon Valley

Like Alaska, but nicer weather. However, “the goods are odd” doesn’t begin to cover it.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

she's an engineer, she knows

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

you would be good at it

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

If I would make a good father, I don't want to think about what a bad father is.

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Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/tries to think of self as father

What is “the Greg Robinson era at Syracuse”, Alex?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

let me say: 10 years goes by REALLY FUCKING QUICK

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

keep that up.

because aint nothin like an OBGYN tellin you “you can’t plan life, it just happns”
/died of heart failure

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Meanest troll ever.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanted to punch him in the face

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You should have.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

so many insinuations

needless to say did not go back to that place afterwards

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

again, you say that NOW

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck getting older

there’s really only like 2 good things

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I can afford to drink better booze

Other than that, well, fuck breaking 30, never mind 40 in two months…

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true

Better booze the older you get. Goodbye drinking Keystone.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

well i was thinking in terms of my chromosomes

so yes on the first one and the other well…

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello there

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

/flash to 7 years hence: willbechampions wakes up next to an OSU fan after a The Game blackout.

“boys or girls” will be less of an issue than “Buckeye or Wolverine fan”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

this will NEVER BE AN ISSUE

even when blackout i have standards, thank you.

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

wakes up with ND alum

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's not that bad! Really!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm gonna have to trust you on that one

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm missing something.

not surprising, really.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Insanity! No one finds real love on the Internet!

/met wife on Internet mailing list

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bahahahahahaha.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You are not mistaken.

He’s visiting on the 13th.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Hope you've fire-proofed your place.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I only have to worry about that if ACS gets mad.

And there are precautions for that.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Takei Oh My picture goes here

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/throws gin bottle

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

[Cartman voice] It's wrong, wrong, I tell you

For Michigan and ND fandom reasons, not the spidery ones. I legitimately happy for the people behind the screen names

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mostly for the spidery reasons

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not as open about it as SG42

But he’s not exactly shy about it either

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

same

and I was under the impression SG42 was in a relationship

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

My spidey senses, while perfect in real life, are apparently bamboozled by the internet.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, text only makes it difficult to figure out these things.

I was unsure about it for the longest time.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, glad you figured it out!

Hooray!

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it when he said "If I Michigan fan can say I can too"

and came out to all of us

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Better attention? I didn't realize I was married for six months myself

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

We need to turn EDSBS into that stupid party

where everyone wears the color corresponding to their status or whatever.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Umm, no.

/squirt bottle.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Easy, easy.

I was kidding.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/uses squirt bottle.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

ROOTIN FOR ARKY PAWWWLLLLLL

THE NON ARK KANSAS CAN’T TAKE A JOKE PAWWWWWLLLLLL ESS EE SEEEEEEE

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/uses fire hose.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ughhh

that thing high school girls do?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't there an ESPN ad about this?

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ND-UM isn't against nature!

We have mutual respect AND hate.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/single tear

EDSBS isn’t only used for evil. How wonderful!

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

OBJECTIVELY DISORDERED.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't know how my cousin lives with herself

literally, having degrees from both universities.

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Awww.

Thank you, Nick.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

This is one of the better cake pictures.

And obligatory BAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

ACS is the angry doll right?

Wait don’t answer that

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It would turn our world upside down if ACS were the adorable Corgi.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Corgi's don't like fire do they?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/bowie.gif

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all part of your freaky dream.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, hey David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

aka gratuitous shots of Bowie's crotch

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, just now catching back up to this.

Wasn’t sure if it was real, or MEME-orex.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Meme-orex related to Memorex?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It used to be a meme.

Now it is real.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

excellent.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, congrats.

Though I must admit, it was fun reigning as the only fully commentariat couple for the past year.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I taught my girlfriend about PAWWWLLLLL.

Baby steps…

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Your thunder was kinda stolen when Anthropologal's new man joined.

But he’s not around real often.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/themoreyouknow.jpg

In somewhat related news, I somehow got my mom hooked on this site.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, what? Someone's MOM is here?

/realizes is almost old enough to BE specter’s mom
/weeps.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't know her cousin

/has kids in college
//is our age

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 3, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, someone's mom is here.

Look in the mirror.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, missed that.

Dang schoolwork.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you're still the only commentariat married couple.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats on that.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly, i really don't have any problems with ND.

ND fan in sweatervests situation is not nearly as bad as OSU or MSU fan

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

After tomorrow, you will add VT to the hate list.

SOON

/not really
//trying to convince himself this won’t be miserable

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Fucking kickers.

And lines.

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wakes up next to Bielema

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

got one of each

little boys love their mommas.
little girls love their daddies.

Wouldn’t change a thing.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

men who are momma's boys are NOT to be trusted

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Same can be said about daddy girls

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

All of us are daddy's girls.

Who do you think buys us all the football tickets?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

No problem here!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what you think

/My ex loved was a daddy girl and the man was a complete asshole.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

lol nope

my mom likes football more than my dad, i think.

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

hey!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a line.

I think you’re not still attached to the tit.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

this is true

I’m a firm believer in the rule, if mama doesn’t approve of your lady, she’s not worth it.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha

More than likely any girl OS spends time with will be like him: squeaky clean on the outside for parents, strangers, and superiors, and a bouncing ball of property and chemical destruction on the inside

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree men who are mommas boys suck

but little boys look to their mommas for comfort while daddy is busy turning them into men.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

nothin wrong with that

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

/giggles

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Twins! ! !

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not true.

They can have multiple babies at a time.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Clomid out of nowhere

I’ve seen it happen. Probably does not apply to you.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mr. Electricity?

That sounds like what someone would call…eh, I think y’all know where I’m going with this.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yea that is what we thought uhuh

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be honest

I dont get the joke everyone else is making or referencing

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

At least y'all don't know the combination to my luggage

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it 1-2-3-4-5?

Because that’s what I use for my atmospheric shield

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

good luck with your friend Mr. Electricity

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck might move from Palo Alto to Indianapolis within a few months.

So.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

We've known this since November.

And Jim Tressel knew about it in April.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just saying.

I imagine him arriving in Indianapolis in February and falling to his knees weeping.

I would too.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Misery loves company?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

From the fog to the snow

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/sends email to Sax

//new thread with 200 comments
///FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah I can't keep up either

Gave up trying

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Brandon Weeden needs a Werthers.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Does he get to skip Herm Edwards' rookie seminar?

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"They bring lots of pressure"

2 Stanford defenders stop in front of the 3 blockers in front of the punter and wait for the punt to happen.

Do these guys watch the game? Or just start the comment and it randomly matches up with what happens on the field.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

Yep

Its the same algorithm they use in NCAA 2012.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

why does the play clock always fuck up with SEC crews????????????

this is not a joke it’s a fucking problem

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

Dubstep Offense

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh,

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say speed has something to do with it.

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd really like some talk about how the Lions are such a great story with Millen in the booth.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That was sad.

And funny.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Touchdown Trees

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

TD STANFLRD

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha SUCK ON IT MANNING

still bitter

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

/Colts hire Manning as GM

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Stanford douchebag band

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

/fails to give a fuck

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Michigan is almost top 10

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh look, our second moderately fraudulent ranked team this academic year!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Even more proof that rankings this time of the year don't matter.

Wait until Michigan has played more than two teams worth half a shit (hint: they lost to both of them).

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Another reason why Paul Westphal needs to be fired

He plays Travis fucking Outlaw over Donte Greene

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad: "I want to punch everyone in the Stanford band right in the face."

Might be time to put him to bed.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That's what makes them so great.

The Stanford Band trolled before trolling was a word.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Which shows you why trolling isn't going to last

Sooner or later, someone is going to start killing people

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

or you know...

poison trees

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama fans are born feeling as if they are the victims of trolling.

When in fact, they are no more the victims of trolling than they are “victims” of gravity.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

well he pretty much invented some great injustice Auburn made against him

cause he’s a bat shit crazy Bama fan

and he felt like Trolling Auburn back in a way that he justified in his crazy ass head

whatchagunnado

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, thought that happened yesterday//????

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it was a touchdown but a fin broke so I had to launch quickly and practice getting back to Kerbal.

This was the land and chill version.

Plus I’ll have a craft file so others may stand on the shoulders of Auburn’s Engineering Giants.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn engineering?

what the rocket runs on skoal and meth?

I kid I kid

I fail at that game rather hard so actually a lil jealous

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet. I just finally made it to the Mun, but haven't landed.

Basically too ‘Eer with a Beer’s ship he posted the other day and added some serious solid rocket boosters to give it a quick push of the pad and added fins to the first stage.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 3, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

War Damn Kerbeagle.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Is this a thing I have to do?

Because I’ve been lost lately regarding this.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried it, realized it was about to consume my life and ran away from it

So… yes

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh.

Okay.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

From other thread

UVa grad started Auburn, which started Clemson…..explains all the orange

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

special teams

sigh

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Ima go ahead and say

Both Oregon and Wisconsin have played better than Oklahoma State and Stanford

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Very disappointed in Cowboy.

Much better team than what they’ve show they can be.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

/But they beat so many ranked teams

//But they lost to Iowa State
///But they beat so many ranked teams
////But they lost to Iowa State
/////But they beat so many ranked teams
//////But they lost to Iowa State
///////But they beat so many ranked teams

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The day after a major tragedy involving their school.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There has been some

Followed by an Alabama fan dropping a truckload of profanity while invoking the Tuscaloosa tornado, in detail, and me hating everyone.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

not me though

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, sometimes teams lose to a weak team?

You have to look at the whole body of work. I mean when we won it in 1993, we lost to Notre Dame.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Expertly trolled

Much better than when we actually played

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

AUBUBRN WAS UNDEFEATED THAT YEAR PAWWWLLLLL

NCAA SCREWED EM OVER ISSA CONSPIRACEE

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but did Auburn lose to the #1 team?

No, no they did not. So FSU clearly had the stronger resume.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty bad when we're on probation and FSU isn't.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

you do realize that's more common than the reverse, right?

And that I am a fan of both teams, so I’m loathe to pull out camnewtonongoinginvestigation.gif,

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I was mainly making light of the nonstop merry-go-round of justifications

and counter-justifications that usually ensues when this subject comes up. If you ask my opinion, I think OKSt should be in the title game. If you ask why I believe that, it’s because that’s who I’d rather watch.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

K-State lost to OK-State on a last second pass.

The K-State game plan involved lots of running with the occasional pass, 55 runs and 38 passes.

Stanford has had 27 rushes and 17 passes according to Yahoo.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

well things are looking up

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I think if you add both digits together for Stanford and do the same for OkSt, you will get the BAMA/LSU final score...

I.E…..Stanford 45, OkSt 41 would translate to 9-5…..BAMA over LSU

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

yayyyyyyyyy

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The first time I go to see a movie and the soundtrack is dubstep

i’m fucking leaving.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Imma call my offense the "Dubstep Offense"

…..although I’m a fan of the Dubstep remix of Yelawolf/Gucci Mane “I just wanna Party” song….DUBSTEP National Champions, PAWWLLL!!!!

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

sounds like robots fucking

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

so this new movie about the Tuskegee Airmen-

how close to fact will this movie be?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

probably no where near

but the kid from The Wire is one of the pilots

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Which one?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL BTW

the lady friend teaches in Baltimore. She has a student named Barksdale.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wallace.

Unfortunately, Method Man and Ne-Yo are also in the movie. Apparently, there can only be about 15 famous black people at any one time so musicians have to do double duty as actors.

by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

He did well in the role. Made him totally hatable.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

strangely one of my favorite character deaths

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

it's Tristen Wildes

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

COCKFINGERS

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

LOL TREES

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

YAIS.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

DERPY DERP

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

ham and derp

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Andrew Luck can not hand off the football.

That won’t cut it in the ENN EFF ELL.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Treefingers.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

OKLAMENTUM

Who is Chloe rooting for, here?

/bandplaysboomersooner

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

okie light...sigh

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Only useful for mixing Honey Badgers

Way way WAY too much sweet.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Equal parts JD Tenn Honey (gold) and Chambord (purple)

We had to cut them with soda water to get them down and almost immediately switched to a Makers/Luxardo/absinthe combination I developed on the spot.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

that is a :

beer?
whiskey?
honey?
other?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Honey-ized Jack Daniels "liqueur"

It not so good. Taste like high school girls are drinking again.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I wasn't a fan of it either

Talked a friend out of picking some up at the liquor store on NYE.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

At least your parents bought you alcohol for Christmas

I have a feeling my parents still don’t really understand what I really like in life now

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You gots to punch this bitch in

…of course he wants that one back Millen dear god just shut up

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

hey

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Or

Actually whittling Bill Stewart.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

with his buddy Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Bills

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, monsters, as stated must be coherent. Time to crash.

Thanks for entertaining me while I spent the holidays separated from Mrs. Trap and the little Traps. (Involuntarily, of course.)

Happy New Year.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

Happy new year

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

we try our damnedest

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

GTFO GUNDY WITH THAT BULLSHIT PLAYCALLING WTF GAHHHH

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

hello?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi!

I turned on this game at halftime just to watch Blackmon. LOL ME!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN IT FIELD GOALS

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Damn. While things were going HAM in Tampa

apparently Henrik Lundqvist saved a penalty shot in the final 30 seconds in the Winter Classic to preserve a one-goal win.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

OH WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE REMATCH ALREADY

THERE’S A GAME GOING ON HERE, WHY DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT THAT ONE INSTEAD, YOU NO-TALENT ASSCLOWNS?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

LSUBAMATEBOWLEBRON

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm going to go pass out now.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Goodnight

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Night honey

right behind you

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He means that literally.

You should make sure your doors are locked next time.

by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S EVEN IN HER SIG LINE NOW

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I eventually read everyone's I'm sure.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

+1 for WC Fields

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoops.

Reading is fundamental, kids.

by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

laterz

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Goodnight

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Later Chika

Be here tomm. for Wolverine dominance.

/ I hope

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Good night.

Talk to you tomorrow.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably, but we'll never know

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Possibly, but we'll never be sure

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Triple hive

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY WE COULD FIND OUT

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

hi purwho

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

O HAI

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Magic?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Aliens.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Miracles

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

HITLER PYRAMID SASQUATCH MAGENTS.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

AURORA BOREALIS

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

you are all wrong!!

it was ELVIS!

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

NCAA 12

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Okie St won 33-23.

Somehow, I don’t see that happening.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Sack Race?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

But we DO already know that LSU beat Alabama

/boredofthisargument
//notwatchingBCSchampionshipgame

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

HATER

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

K-State had a game plan that almost worked against OSU

According to Narrow Right ISU used the game plan to beat OSU.

Stanford’s game plan is looking very similar to this game plan. And Luck is doing rather well on his passes.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't recall saying that.

Perhaps you meant Wide Right Natty Lite, the ISU blog?

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Some one related to ISU said that right after the game.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

If only we could have found out.

Nope we’re stuck with a crappy rematch.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

but it’s a moot point

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

would've loved to see Claiborne against Blackmon

LSU DB’s v Stanford receivers, not so much

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

They would’ve been up on the tight ends

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

your vault is not as awesome as Montee Ball vault

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

fuck ohio state

…just sayin

Purveyor of quality hate since 1985

by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

you won?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

but do you like them in a rematch for the next, say, 12 4 years?

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck you too.

you… fan of someone or other type person you.

why are we being fucked again?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

UF fan, not sure why mad since he won

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh

Someone is going to be peeing blood tonight

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

If u are getting 7ypc, why screw around with bullshit plays, Stanford?

Stanford can run the ball ar will, OkSt can’t, game over

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

/last night before classes start

//corner market still open
///out of booze

do i make a final run?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

Run hard too.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Go now!

Hurry!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And, presumably, pants.

/digs in pile
//can’t find yours, but someone left some MC Hammer pants in here!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

GIVE THOSE BACK

Um…I mean…I will take those to Goodwill for you…

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks for the reminder

would have been an awkward transaction otherwise

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oklahoma State, your defense.

Didn’t you have a talk about what happens when you can’t score every drive?

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

KEEP THE SAFETIES BACK FOR THOSE STANFORD DEEP THREATS

OH WAIT

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

Aw hell, I'll just be tired tomorrow.

I’m almost out of football. Not giving this up.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

For real

One more quarter

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

But, that's complicated!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/towels comparison

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/pays comparison's gambling debts

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

A young Jim Caldwell maybe?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No

I saw him blink once

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that was so last year

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

What are all of these commercials about Catholics "returning home"?

Are you all plotting something?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

/shiftyeyes.gif

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The assman knows too much...

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

let the Jesuits handle him.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

if there's a Catholic conspiracy

it’s more likely to be against the Jesuits than with their participation.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Desperate times.

With all of these damn protestants.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Rakrootin'

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

first, seal the borders

second, poach some episcopalians.

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

#DACOACHO4proselytizingcoordinator

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

/raises hand as poached episcopalian

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a push to get disgruntled Episcopalians

Why are they disgruntled? Well-

/technicaldifficulties.jpg

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't been to mass in awhile

so beats me

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/spiders

The Catholic Church is doing a big ad push, although just to get lapsed Catholics back into the fold

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why that's spidery

Unless the ads are badly done

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

well unless they're serving beer and have shortened the service by about 30 mins

they’re barking up the wrong tree

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL NO SIR F U

For about a thousand reasons, 999 of which are spidery (I enjoy watching the NFL on Sundays).

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

It’s not the Catholic Church without Papist plots

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMBIE YOST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

2012 ISS THE END TIMES, PAAWWWLLL!

ALL THEM CATH-O-LICS ISS RETERNIN’ HOME!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

That’s the only real language for Mass. The ones in English don’t really count.

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even go to them unless they're high masses.

Wait, shit.
/10 Hail Marys

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus another one for "shit"

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

you are the Alabama fan of Catholics

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

/THATSTHEJOKE.JPG

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

no I'm the Alabama fan Catholic

and there’s some Mobile people here too

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a rare non-Catholic Mobilian.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm the rare non-Mobile Catholic Alabamian

heyyyyyyyyy

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmm

You helped me unlock a secret of my family’s universe. It’s spidery, so I won’t explain it, but thank you.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Was amused at Christmas Eve at wife's family's church

The priest was trying to roll out the new English translation. The congregation basically gave him the bum’s rush and plowed right on through “And also with you.”

As my father-in-law said “Change? Don’t they realize we’re Catholic?”

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

First time I'd been in a church in a while. It was pretty damned funny.

People managed through the first half. Once we hit the second half of the mass? LOL NO WE ON AUTOPILOT BITCH

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, with more people who had no knowledge of the change, no surprise

As a regular Sunday Mass-goer, it feels like people are slowly getting used to it.

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

at my church the priests still read a crib sheet

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm worried it will take years before I have the Nicene Creed rememorized

Of course, that memorization only worked when I was with a group of Catholics

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny how that works, isn't it?

I couldn’t give you the first five words (well, syllables, there are no words in my memory) alone. Drop me in a church? Easy even if blackout drunk.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

it would help if they didn't take out simple words and replace them

with all kinds of words I’ve never heard before.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

like seen and unseen

replaced with all things visible and invisible

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

ERROR 404 AUTOPILOT SOFTWARE NOT FOUND

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The pope changed a few words here and there.

Threw me for a loop come christmas mass time

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Minnesota Catholics

So… Lutherans?

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

My freshman year roommates at ND tried to convert me to Catholicism.

When I asked them what the differences were between that and being Episcopalian, they couldn’t answer. They just said “oh, not much, so why don’t you become Catholic?” “Same reason you don’t become Episcopalian, I imagine.”

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a surprisingly significant Baptist contingent at my high school.

Mostly Lutheran or Catholic, though.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERYBODY at my high school was Baptist.

/south georgia’d

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be somewhere in Bavaria

posting DIE SEC SIND DIE UBERMENSCHEN AUF DEN FUSSBALLEN PAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/moves to Northern Virginia

/goes to Lutheran church with friends for concert
/realizes Lutheran church in Northern Virginia is B1G embassy in disguise

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

fuck Garrison Keilor
/drops mic
//jesse thorne’d

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

but, but

Powdermilk Biscuits!

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, interesting AFN ad

Shows a brigade leaving one of the last FOBs in Iraq. Amazing to see a FOB totally empty, once you’re used to seeing them full of vehicles and people.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

Boardwalk Empire you're dead to me

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

You just watched the Oedipal episode didn't you

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

no... I saw it earlier... and it stuck with me

/shakes

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

plus... the finale

RAEG

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh...

well Richard is still running around so…

yea I was always going to tune in

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, shit.

I should’ve kept up on the second season. Because I suppose I have now.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried to be vague, but Wallace just blew that outta the water

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Appreciated, no harm either way.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

shit sorry

drunk my bad

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all good, man.

I’m gonna watch it anyway.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Still worth watching.

So much better than the first season.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

High praise.

I’m in.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I swear Stanfords coach has Tiger Woods speech pattern down pat

Must have same media relations coach… It’s eerie how simillar they are in voice pattern and cadence

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Ford interview commercials are annoying.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

Dr. Pepper and Napa waves

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Like I've suggest vote top ten worst ads each year, put their creators in a cage, winner gets out of cage.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Witness protection program?!

WHAT

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

Well all, I'm tired. Gonna call it a night

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

happy new year stemke - now go make more money

and a happy daughter

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Good night!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Adieu.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

/monocle

DEAL WITH IT

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the way to do it

Not the way to do it: having to go deeply into debt to understand how deeply in debt you are

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

you reckon?

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Got out well before the crash, 2005 or so.

But I’m “comfortable” financially. Not rich enough that I don’t worry about money, but well off enough that I don’t HAVE to worry about money.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Put it this way

I could probably cut you a check right now to get you completely out of debt and be fine, but I’d still need you to pay it back. Then you’d owe me money and I’m much more dangerous than a bank.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That's impressive.

I saw in the NYT recently the average debt of a person just out of 4-year university is $25k.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHA

Those folks went to school in-state.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

OS is in law school so you can add to that

I was a “rising star” on a Wall Street, I did alright for myself.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems like a super high amount of money to me.

But perspective, I guess. I was in-state and graduated 10 years ago. Shit’s blown up since then.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I went in-state too. Too bad that was ND and private.

/FINALLY paid off both school loans this year
//Thank you to tax-free war zones!

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, YOU are actually that dangerous Wisconsin loan shark from your town you're always talking about, aren't you?

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Great now we all have to fear for our lives since we know who he is.

Thanks.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

He’ll just ask us to make his son look presentable after they shoot him to pieces at the tollbooth.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

G'night

Looking forward to back-to-back days of ACC

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Roman just got hard watching that running play on 3rd and 10 in the red zone.

/He’s almost your problem now Penn State

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

Dude....

Nick Saban has already been interviewed and his wife has started looking at house in state college

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH

sorry sorry

reaction

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Now why would the Imperial Midget go to Penn State?

/besides oil tanker full of money

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Two oil tankers full of money?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Also noticing same actors in different ads ...

Seems like ad talent pool is being reduced to one agency

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

It's all out of irony.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

your dad is very funny

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Worse than Boise's?

Issuchathingevenpossible.gif

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Having gone to school with some of them...

Absolutely not.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

A&Myellsquad.jpg

Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?

by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Oregon State's are worse

So are Cal’s

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I FINISHED THE COMMENTS

IF I HIT Z THE PAGE DOESN’T MOVE

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

...

How does everyone feel about BBQ sauce, mayonnaise, bow ties, and the rematch?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

ARGUE ALL OF THE THINGS!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

FIGHT AWAY

YOUR OPINIONS ARE INFERIOR TO MINE!

by ArmyTiger on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LET ME TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS ON FIREWORKS

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You should not set them off in my neighborhood at any time other than 9pm-12am on 4th of July and New Year's.

Otherwise we all think they are gunshots.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

.

.
.
.
.
/howaboutnobear.jpg

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this kid

You passed. As EDSBS’s least focused and most indebted commentor, welcome.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

OH I SEE YOU'RE FROM A DIFFERENT REGION OF THE COUNTRY.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT HOW DARE YOU WEAR ANY LESS THAN A JACKET AND TIE TO A FOOTBALL GAME

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

have we even brought up the Japanese/Korea conversations?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Please no.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Even I never went so far as to look more like

wear boat shoes

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KENYON?

LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KENYON?

THAT’S OKAY, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN IN ANYWAY.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hottest ladies at the 5 C's

Unfortunately, that’s not saying much

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I say.

Get this man another drink.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 3, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Pomona the best on average

It’s close though.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

the valedictorian from my hs a few years before i graduated went there!

and my friend applied…and got waitlisted.
so he’s at michigan with me.

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

got a name for the one who went there?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

WHO WENT TO SCHOOL THERE?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

/shots fired

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a good way to spot the enemy

Anyone who says yes to mayonaisse should immediately be imprisoned

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

seconded

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, no, neutral, FUCKING GOD DAMN IT

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, yes, yes, no

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

blah blah blah Paul Bear Bryant

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Maybe, Maybe not, Yes, What the heck it going to happen regardless

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Spicy tomato-based, in moderation, no, fuck that.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Love, good, good, hate

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

x

1) ecumenical
2) japanese is best , euro second best, american is tolerable
3) they mean you are hiding something
4) fuck that noise

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe, maybe, maybe, no

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't work because everyone hates Kraft.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/banned

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No, AW HELL NO, cool, RAEG

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

add another hour for east coast bias

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Lucky.

Though I probably shouldn’t complain, since tomorrow morning will be my first time in the office in two weeks.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Love Silly Con Valley

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Good times.

Just like our beautiful Saturdays.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

WE NEED TO DO WAY WITH INSTAIN STANFURD

WHO KILL THEIR DEFENCE. IT WAS ON THE NEWS THIS MROING, A MOTHER IN AR WHO KILL HER ZONE DEFENCE. MY PARY ARE WITH THE SHAW. I AM TRULEY SORY FOR YOUR LOTS.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Actual loling.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/runs 3 miles

//finds 650 new comments
///ignores most, starts prepping for trip to Loco Moco

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

hey your undisclosed location is less undisclosed

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

it wasn’t a very important secret. Unlike the alleged location of the 5 dead hookers.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

TD THIGH EBOLA

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

BLACKMON

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

COWPOKES

WOOHOO, I WONDER WHY AIRING IT OUT WORKS AGAINST STANFORD WOOHOO

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

I hear when you get that kind of thing that you have to let it breathe

or it won’t heal.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, Stanford.

You can put a couple guys on #81. Just a thought.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

Pffff.

Double coverage is the last resort of the poors.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The Saints need to hear your gospel.

Preach it to them.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No. No they will not.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

On the upside... um... ummmmmmmm...

You’re not “the Lions” anymore?

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

On the upside, WE MADE THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!

THIS IS DUKE IN A BOWL GAME-LEVEL ACHIEVEMENT!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, that's what I was going for.

Welcome back! After a decade-long drought, I am also pleased as a Niner fan. Though that doesn’t necessarily match your elation.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

True. Are you old enough to remember winning a Super Bowl?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I vaguely remember the Cowboys winning one!

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

‘94-’95 season. I was 10. Went to the grocery store right before the game with my dad. Asked the cashier if he was going to watch the Niners-Chargers Super Bowl, and he answered no. Walking back to the car, I asked my dad, “what’s wrong with that man?”

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I dream of the Lions making a Super Bowl.

Not even winning one. Just making one.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Point made.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Vikings haven't done so in my lifetime either.

Agonizingly close twice, but then COTG decides to pull the Charlie Brown and Lucy stunt.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching them clinch the playoffs a few weeks ago was surreal.

My mind was so full of WTF IS HAPPENING.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

never thought I'd see the Saints win one

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I was born as the Steelers dynasty ended

My folks got Bradshaw. I got Mark Malone and Bubby Brister. I thought for sure the Super Bowl against Dallas where Neil O’Donnell went rogue was the closest I’d ever see them get.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I did drunken cartwheels down the middle of the street

and drunk-dialed my parents. It was glorious.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

My cousin drunk-dialed me from the Quarter

and couldn’t hear anything because the party I was at was doing about eighteen Who Dats, and we were both blubbering like a sorority pledge on Bid Night. And I’m notionally a Redskins fan.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 3, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

The guy next to me picked up the dining room chair (not his house)

and slammed it against the floor and shattered it into a billion pieces when Manning threw the interception. Guy who owned the house was all, “I ain’t even mad.”

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I sure as hell hope not.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

They will not but there very well may be 900+ total yards of offense.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

First battle of 5,000+ yard quarterbacks!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand some Michigan fans have decided to stay right on through.

I will be in the Dome, Saturday.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

In retrospect, losing Delmas on Thanksgiving was much worse than the Suh suspension.

We actually have quite impressive DL depth. DB depth? #ERROR

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. We need DBs.

Draft all the DBs.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

7 draft picks, all OL and DB.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

And LB.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Megatron will go Kratos on the gods.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ok.

Andrew Luck has a good
/puts on sunglasses
blueprint for the next drive.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OSU offense has finally come out of hibernation.

About god damned time.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

Hey Stanford,

You might want to keep an eye on that #81 Blackmon guy

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

INNER THIGHT INJURY!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

Apropos of nothing:

Me while firing up Skyrim for the first time:

Me after 5 minutes of Skyrim:

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

we reusing threads again.

I heard thats how you get inner thigh infections

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

Millen so wants to draft Blackmon

Apologies to whoever made this comment first

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It's small!

It’s big!

IT’S THE MILLEN METRIC SYSTEM!

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

/Brent comments on his lack of length

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, Fitzgerald dresses well

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Did he to a game between two teams he doesn't care about by himself?

That’s pretty cool.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a cool guy

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

and doesn't afraid of anything

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh jeez.

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Larry Fitzgerald going to prom?

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

In the Seahawks Cardinals game yesterday, there was so much slipping too

by players from both sides. I don’t know why the stadium can’t fix this problem.

by wobbly wobbly on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

Fitzy is from Minnesota, right?

He’s been taking fashion tips from Prince.

by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

His dad writes for one of the Twin Cities papers

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

"That guy (Larry Fitzgerald) looks like Ray Charles."-My dad

I think it’s time to put this old guy to bed.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

nah, he is still amusing.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

/49er16's dad4EDSBS

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i have acquired stone ruination ipa

also some zinfandel.

enough to share.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

Tape all the bottles to your hands

Don’t stop until bottles are empty

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

played "Edward 40-hands" my senior year for the send-off concert. started at 8am.

my friend and i were talking in that “Darmok with arms wide open” language from Star Trek by noon. except with inside jokes rather than the tv stuff.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Somewhere, 8-Ball is talking to a dolphin.

Or snorting a dolphin.

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Goal line offense!!!!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

I haven't been in the threads much today.

But I’ve been thinking about you since you barf posted from the baffroom on NYE in the wee hours. Everything all good now?

by wazzu93 on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

...mother of God.

This might be a new low for me. Or a new high.

Either or, really.

by SuperJew on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I sold a man a thing of pepper spray for 7 ratty dollars at 2 am for cab fare

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fantastic.

NYE was just a brutal exercise in alcoholic abuse.

by SuperJew on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You shouldn't abuse alcoholics.

That’s not nice.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

why?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

absolutely.

I didn’t leave the apartment for 28 hours afterward. My girlfriend was both displeased and amused by the entire episode.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

For your memory. :)
Whiie I’m busy, throwing up in a strangers bathroom, know this, EDSBS Commentators:
You are the fucking best. Ever.

by SuperJew on Jan 1, 2012 12:51 AM PST via mobile reply actions 6 recs

rec’d for stopping mid-hurl to type that.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly’s Gyros on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 AM PST up reply actions

I just rewatched Bridesmaids-am thinking of a certain scene with you in mind.
Don’t barf on your phone and Happy New Year. Here’s wishing you 3 Ibuprofen, a cool washcloth and a large glass of water.

by wazzu93 on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 AM PST up reply actions

I love your avatar too.
by wazzu93 on Jan 1, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions

Cheers!
by bevonyc on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 AM PST up reply actions

Flush once if you are still with us, flush twice if we need to call someone on your behalf.
by wazzu93 on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 AM PST up reply actions

He’s spending an awful lot of time talking about Miss. State’s quarterback.
/REELLLLLFFFFF

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly’s Gyros on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 AM PST up reply actions

by wazzu93 on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

This is fantastic.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I was there but I was playing Civ instead of posting.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't you know?

Holds are worth bonus Millenpoints!

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

might want to retire the wildcat formation

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Stanford uses WILDCAT.

It’s not very effective…

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, it's Weis-cat bad.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Disclaimer: Does not apply to Purdue 2009.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW IN THE SHIT DID THAT WORK?

FUCK YOU GOLDEN TATE

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That's WR Emeritus Golden Tate to you, sir.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This is going to be a long year, isn't it?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Soon, you will experience the Denardening.

And it will be the single most annoying experience of your life.

Soon.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

single most?

you read ndnation regularly, don’t you?

that is high praise.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry, Bud will have a plan.

He’ll have Bruce Tay…wait, he’s hurt? He’ll just spy him with Jeron Gou…wait, he’s hurt too?

/looks at rest of LBs
//imagines Eddie Whitley flailing at Denard 15 yards downfield

Shit.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/giggles

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

/realizes VT will have to win a shootout

//likes the idea of VT’s receivers against Michigan’s secondary
//remembers the offensive coordinator eats paste
///cries

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/sends third-string kicker out to attempt short field goal

/hits his own linemen in back
/furk

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 3, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

/ESPN hires Cody Journell as color commentator

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Jan 3, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

FOR THE OTHER TEAM

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just a fancy name for a jet sweep with someone else handing it off anyway.

I don’t get why acted like they had just invented the T-formation or some shit.

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

NFLAIDS

DIRECT SNAP TO RB — AMAZING INNOVATION IN CREATIVE ACHIEVEMENT

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

KILL IT

KILL THE HEATHEN

HE MUST CONFORM

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Okie State playing defense for 2 downs, will they do it for a 3rd?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

Not even close.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

so either of you shitheads actually plan on winning this game?

after UGA Sparty the rest of the day seemed boring

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

Wisky tried to make it exciting

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

meh humorous Wisky fail

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

"Jim Plunkett would have already won this game by now."-My dad

He’s becoming more senile as this game goes along.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Almost over, don’t worry

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I would prefer your dad in the booth

Over Millen.

By a mile.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Millen, it's one thing to use a technical football term without explaining it.

It’s another thing to use some kind of really esoteric thing like “okie-doke” without giving the slightest intimation of what the fuck you might be talking about because nothing you’ve said in the last three hours has made sense.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

LOSIN' ONE FOR THE GIPPER

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

We secretly replaced Millen's water with grain alcohol, let's see what happens.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

(Then we noticed that Millen's water was actually grain alcohol to begin with.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I z'd over 400 religion posts without commenting or reading

I feel like that chick in the Indiana Jones movie who avoided all those spiders.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

It's like OSU defense only plays either run or pass on any given down

and if you do the opposite, they’re completely fucked.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

exactly

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOM

there’s a hit

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

GET YOUR PAD LEVEL DOWN EVERYONE, GET IT DOWN

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

PADS

DOWN
BIG SMALL
GIPPERS
WITNESS PROTECTION

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by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

CATCHPHRASE

ITS NOT FOR WOMEN

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD NAPA KNOW HOW

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Going OT

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Another gem from my father earlier today

“You know Spurrier is a great coach, but boy did he suck as the Niners QB.”

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Your dad is amazing

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 3, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

The potato famine is hilarious though

Haha Notre Dame the Irish are going hungry.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

[The Charles iz fat joke goes here.]

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

good thing stanford doesn't play osu

would hate to see a singing dancing crap of the world shape unto “*-10”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

STRATEGIC. CALORIC. ADVANTAGE

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

It's weird watching this game on ESPN3 with no ads

I almost, kinda, miss the ads. I can’t believe ESPN hasn’t figured out a way to profitably fill the gaps online.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Are you missing out on HAVING A REAL GOOD TIME?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Would you rather see ALL THE BEATS AND CAPITAL ONE AD?

I don’t think so

/Had to suffer through Capital One ads for entire regular season
/Not happy about it

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

On ESPN3? I've had exactly 0 all day.

But the truth is, I usually mute during ads, and my wife sometimes yells at me if she doesn’t like silence. She yelled at me tonight, and it wasn’t my fault.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm getting close to a Corso moment.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Alright time to crash

Tomm. the Maize & Blue come to play.
Night all

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

FG derps

Ice me, bro

I am a parody of myself.

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