FIESTA, FOREVER: THE FIESTA OPEN THREAD
If you were not turned to stone by THE MOST INTENSE OREGON SIDELINE PERSON EVER, then you are fortunate enough to watch two of the finest quarterbacks in the country stuttering their way through the inaugural bars of college football's most turgid and corrupt of arias, the Fiesta Bowl. It's been horrendous for Oklahoma State thus far, and PAWWLLL I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I WANNA COMMENT AND TWEET ABOUT MY FOOTBALL TEAM IN RELATION TO EVERYTHING. I GOT THIS SCAB WHICH IS CLEARLY THE SAM SHADE OF SCABS. HERE'S A PICTURE OF IT SENT TO YOUR INBOX ROLL TIDE. Oh, the next week is going to be intolerable, isn't it? And all that booze in our fridge is good as gone, isn't it?
This is your nightowl thread. Mike Gundy is a man, he's 40, and he's down by two TDs right now.
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Justin Blackmon is the most Peyton Manning player in this game
without him, Ok State is apparently shit.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions
BLACKMON WILL NOT BE TRIFLED WITH!!!!
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
I can't listen to a Lionel Ritchie song without thinking....
“Jesus, how much tail did this guy pull in the ’80s? Has to be Wilt Chamberlain levels, right?”
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
LOL OWN TACKLE
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions
That's rec'd.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
I rec it to keep it from staring at me
Dear Diary, When I grow up, I'm gonna be a garbage truck! Toot toot, all abord, trash buddies! XOXO, Rick
No joke, is that a troll?
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
obligatory ahhhhhh
obligatory rec
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Would.
Because she looks like she would be pretty good looking when not giving that stare, and if she’s that intense, I bet she’d be fantastic in bed.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 3, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually felt a little sad for 44 trying to catch him.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Fun games today.
And on other topics, I finally got my Kerbals to Mun orbit. Almost splattered them on a mountain. Gave it too much gas to leave (never intended to land that trip) and sent them into deep space. Poor Kerbals. I now have a ship built that I am 75% certain will go to the Mun, land, and come back. But we’ll see.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Question
I was dealing with family and friends earlier in the game, but thought I heard the announcers comparing the OK St. defense to Alabama. Were they saying the Cowboys are as effective as Bama because of the number of turnovers they have?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions
No. They were comparing the number of plays the respective defenses have faced.
OK State coaches were saying “hey, our offense is up tempo, scores fast, so our D is on the field a lot” and they hauled out the number of plays defended stat: OK State > 1k, Alabama only about 700. Really flawed though, b/c if the defense was good they’d face less plays due to forcing punts.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Thanks
I was thinking, well hell, if you force more 3 and outs than anybody your defense isn’t on the field as much. Just totally different philosophies with thier offense I guess. Really wouldn’t have bothered me to see OK St get a shot at LSU. I believe the Tigers would have beat them like they did Oregon though. They may beat us again, but I don’t believe they will blow us out.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
OK State is 107th in total yards given up, Bama is 1st. The point was OK State has had 332 more plays run against their D than Bama’s D. If the average yards given up per play is only 3, that’s 996 more yards which is a substantial amount somewhat skewing the isolated statistic. Not exactly “flawed” given OK State’s opponent’s average TOP was 33:02, and Bama’s opponent’s average TOP was only 27:25. The difference is OK State’s offense scores much more quickly.
It basically says their D is better than 107th would lead you to believe and makes no real point about Bama’s D.
by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OK, I can live with that
They do have excellent turnover numbers. With the number of plays they saw they should have more turnovers, but they are definitely ball hawks, congrats to them.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How Will This Game End?
Justin Blackmon is going to have a TD called back for illegal celebration…Stanford wins by 3.
Evidently the OK State coaches don’t know that SEC crew is going to eventually flag you for saluting the crowd, dragging your feet, etc. in celebration. Or maybe they just dislike Australians like Wing.
They were threatened by Wing's overwhelming sex appeal.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
If that's the case,
Australia obviously needs to sink into the ocean.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you suppose they will put a new one up every twenty minutes just to challenge us?????
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
or we do. I gotta admit, I better be in bed soon too
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
payroll to do tomorrow, in 5 hours instead of two days
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Now we're just being wasteful
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Fuck and yes Lionel Richie.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions
....

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
DAMN YOU HALL
That’s now stuck in my head
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Threads Threads as far as the eye can see

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yes, ESPN, I give so very many fucks about the B1G's overall bowl record at halftime of a non-B1G game.
they have an awesome talent for talking about another conference when we least care.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dickie V wants to know why no one has mentioned Duke
Also, Tim Tebow
by Khorasaurus on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is what happens
when a conference gets money hungry and negotiates several bowls in which their teams are almost always the underdogs.
I'd rather play bowls against good teams
than play the Big XII’s lineup (this is the only game in which the opponent will come in with more than 8 wins) and win them all.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Arkansas?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, right. Forgot that was still to come.
Thought all that was left was the BCS. Stupid Cotton Bowl not being on Fake New Year’s.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Urban renewal" in Columbus
Oh frick
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sweeping the bodies off the streets
and into the sewers
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no, the sewers is where we live
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Splinter?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Illusions, Michaelangelo?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Any dumber, and they'd have to water him
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If a guy could be a bimbo, it would be Palmer
Zoolanderesque
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, The Hunger Games
Is it basically Battle Royale for teenagers, or legitimately good?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I very much enjoyed it.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
super good
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Heard nothing but positives about the books.
That includes a few middle school and jr. high teachers. The books are aimed at teens but well-written enough for adults to enjoy.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
"Big Ten 1-9 the last two years"
1) I don’t give a shit what the rest of the conference does
2) OSU won last year(I know, I know), Illinois, The Purdue, and Michigan State all won this year.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah! It's Capital One Bowl Day
I mean Week, er…Month…
by Khorasaurus on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is the "1" by the Ohio State team flush with tattoos and cash
I wonder if Jim Delaney is going to write another “open letter to fans” explaining why the integrity of the B1G doesn’t allow it to be as successful as the SEC? #TresselandPedophilesdon’tcount
by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/sigh
asshole.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
It’s a LOOOOOONG way down from the top of the self-proclaimed integrity pedestal. Jim Delaney should have just kept his mouth shut.
by Jim Grizzle on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
really? didn't think it was that bad.
this is mostly michigan’s fault.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
It's mostly DAMN YOU USC, actually.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And you guys for going to NC games instead of the Rose Bowl
Meaning we had an Illinois in the Rose Bowl once
Wisconsin has contributed 2 of the 9, though, so glass houses, etc
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That was the Rose Bowl's fault.
Illinois had zero chance against a loaded and pissed off USC. Instead of taking UGA they had to have a B1G team.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How many times must this be explained?
The Sugar Bowl had veto rights on picking Georgia, thanks to a rule that was added when the Orange Bowl poached Iowa (2001, I think) before the Rose Bowl had its replacement pick.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't know that, actually
Even so, there had to be SOMEONE else, surely.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
They could have taken Kansas or Missouri instead of letting the Orange do so.
But the only teams that could have done a one-for-one swap with Illinois are Arizona State and Boston College.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Really? I'm pretty sure I've posted that every time the argument has come up.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Sorry. That was supposed to come across as bemused, not snarky.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It was January 1, 2011 and January 2, 2012 games
1-9 record
Outscored 159-115 today and outscored 204-102 1/1/11
Whelp Michigan....

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Brady Hoke for some reason always has this "greasy fat guy sweating in anticipation of a meal" look
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
AKA the "John Madden"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
THIS

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
They both look like Golic
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that's just a big bowl of wrong
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
oh i have many things to call you other than 'shirley'
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN probably got so spooked by Stanford's band that they didn't take a chance on either school.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
they canceled Stanford's performance last year for the Orange Bowl
the title was something like, “recent sporting news events in Miami”
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
What could Stanford say about Oklahoma State?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Game's in Arizona
WIthout getting too spidery, I’m sure they could think of something.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
See Specter 177 you were NOT talking about a State Farm ad
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Crisis averted: Text from sister
“I know she texted you and it doesn’t matter what you have to say, so you can still be the cool uncle”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
yes sister. Although I am guessing you would not side with tattoos just to stay cool
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I honestly have no idea what I would have recommended.
Obviously they’re an incredibly big decision with “forever” consequences, but I’d have to actually, you know, have a conversation with her to find out what she wanted.
If my suspicions were correct and she wants something stupid because she wants to look like one of the older girls (8th grade is in the high school, so this is possible) then I’d advise against it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
how is that even possible when i let the tv raise you and only checked to see if you were still alive once every few days?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tell your sister you already recommend the Clemons tattoo.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN announcer referred to MSU as Sparty.
I was so waiting for the NO.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions
From Bucky's 5th Quarter
Bret Bilema is thrilled to be picking up another “Participant” ribbon for Wisconsin.
He’s not a bad coach/program runner, he’s just not good enough to take the Badgers where they’re capable of going.
They primarily lost this game because of a relative lack of athleticism (which is part of BB’s problem), but BB’s incredibly bad game management robbed these kids of a chance at the end of the game.
He’s just not good enough. Unfortunately, Alvarez will never admit that, because he’s always been satisfied by playing in a bowl game every year.
You won the Big Ten title, went to the Rose Bowl, aren’t in the championship because of two Hail Marys, and THIS is what you think of your coach? I don’t get it.
Sounds like the ARP ARP FIRE RICHT talk
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
This happens everywhere
Even at some of the saner GT internet locales, I’m seeing people claiming Paul Johnson’s seat is warming up after this weekend.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
OH NO
You lost the rose bowl, the coach must go.
Hire an Edsall and see how you long for losing a new years day bowl
by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When you're a fan of Iowa State or Cal
You’re always going to be perplexed by comments like that.
by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SU too
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hi there.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
And if you’re KState, you appreciate coaches who can take you to games like that every year.
by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yup.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Virginia fans make comments like that
I don’t get it.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I would love for UVA to fire London
Clearly he just can’t connect with high school kids and get them to come to Charlottesville. Time to move on and get someone with an NFL pedigree.
I would so like to see Wisconsin can Bielema over this
and find their Bill Callahan.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I will accept a discarded Bielema.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no, the ewoks to not need their own lando.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
get GERG'd and you so understand
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Dubose, Fran, Mike Price, and Mike Shula on lines one through Dear God.
by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ugghhh
let’s not go there
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
/still had three 10-win seasons in that time period
//ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
///but seriously though Cal fans know the feel of being Bockrath’d
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
They did give Texas Tech the business in 2005
And Cal gave Fran the business in 2006. Teamwork makes the dream work
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Curly Halman
was the coach for the better part of my time at LSU. My kids are living in the golden age of Louisiana football. LSU and the Saints. Oh, the horrors I have seen. I hope they never have to go through that.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
CURLY'S ABOUT CRAZY
And Dinardo in close proximity…this is why I can’t hate on LSU fans, they seem to appreciate that they’re on the gravy train. Also, they will kill and eat you with said gravy.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had a very well published professor who claimed
he was the highest paid state employee until Dinardo was hired. He could not believe that “boob of a man” was being paid a higher salary.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well neither could we, to be honest ;]
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Curley Hallman, even. I can't even bring myself to spell his name correctly.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
river city relay.
/twitch
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
john carney, not the great dane
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
knew I would get that wrong
just remember my dad calling it happening before it did.
don't forget Mike Archer
/LSU administration interviews Steve Spurrier, Mack Brown, and Mike Archer\
//hires Mike Archer
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Holy shit, that's...something
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
He was DC for Arnsparger and the players really want him to get the job
The lesson: Don’t Listen To The Players
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
There's a large segment of the fan base that hates Bielema as a personality, for reasons that should be obvious
So his mistakes get magnified
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He isn't Pelini though
If there’s a fanbase that should be pissed right now, it’s Nebraska.
by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Best part of the Leach hire at WSU for this ACC fan
was the sobbing from College Park
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
They lost to him in beer pong?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
AND he threw up in the washing machine
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Step 1: Fire Coach
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Dominance
Repeat as necessary until successful.
-NDNation
PS: Do not throw forward passes
by Khorasaurus on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/solid approval
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Step 4: Pillars
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Step 5: Golson
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Needs more h's.
GHolshhslhhhhonsshhhhhh
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
which step is the one where they recruit world class talent then do nothing with it?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In NDNation world, that all-world talent never existed
All non-5 star recruits might as well be walk-ons.
Even if they are 5 stars, [coach name] got the wrong ones, because he runs that system we don't like.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not steps.
TIERS.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like a fanbase deserves a few 7-5/6-6 seasons.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
You, of all fanbases, should understand.
by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if UM deserves those type of seasons, i take it you think OSU deserves a few 2-10 type seasons.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well, that's for being dumb enough to get caught cheating.
And because you’re Ohio.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I do.
I really do. No one is promised ten wins. Or conference championships.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or winning seasons, actually...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That too.
I have no sympathy for schools like Maryland who fire successful coaches. They deserve all the misery that comes to them.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't worry, Maryland
ND Nation will hire Edsall away from you soon enough.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
I think NDNation had the Edsallites killed
and removed all trace of those posts, 1984-style.
OCEANA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH THE SPREAD
by Khorasaurus on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well.
Blind squirrels, nuts, etc.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Football would be dead to me if we hired him.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
It would pretty much just be dead.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like, seriously, I would route all of my donations through the local alumni association's scholarship program.
Or go full #trollface and earmark donations for the hockey team.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
BUT MY GOD FERENTZ.
JUST IMAGINE.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how about no
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I would find a way to get Anonymous to launch an attack on NDNation.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Not me, I don't have that type of power.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
It might be so archaic that today's tactics won't even work on it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Vietcong'd
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
It was one thing
when they told us we were getting the Captain. But then they got cold feet and overpaid for a human inner thigh infection
by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Now now, settle down. It ain't so bad.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He's 2-4 in bowl games
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
if ND and Oregon just swap, no need to change any of the door labels.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, that would be hillarious.
Could you imagine Chip Kelly at ND?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Yes I can.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Internet chose now to crap out.
Just when I wanted to revel. This phone apping isn’t gonna cut it, will it?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
not at this speed
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
It won't be for lack of trying, my dear.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hugs darling
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
WOULD
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh come on, it would all be in the name of science.
we’ll see if the success as a coach is individual or just a result of last name and athletic apparel affiliation.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
God, the alumni would go apeshit but it would end up awesome.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
They should do one of those Wife Swap shows, but with College Coaches
What could go wrong??
At least I have a beach.
And you get....
…RON ZOOK!
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gameday RAEG
Give them some time – looks to me like Bielema’s doing a pretty damn good job in Madison.
/solid approval
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Went to Madison this fall.
There’s a lot of “history does not exist” among their fans. Like, UW fans seem unaware that this is the best period in the entire history of their program. By a BIG margin.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If "this period" includes Alvarez, then yes
If it includes just Bielema, then no. We won back to back Rose Bowls a decade ago
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, i meant the end of Alvarez through now.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
Then no
Alavarez retired after the 2005 season. We won the 1999 and 2000 Rose Bowls
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
meh, quibbling over dates misses the point.
last ten years vs last fifteen years – point is, Wiscy was nothing until the mid-90s. Now it’s an elite program. Why would expectations be higher than what Bielema’s doing?
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because that's how things work
You expect the next coach to improve on the performance of the previous. If every team accepted that their historical performance was where they should be Chicago would still a have a football team and would be winning championships
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sure, but you do have to expect to asymptote to something.
LSU better not expect Miles’ eventual replacement to do much better than Miles has.
by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously it would be unreasonable to expect better than multiple national titles
However, Wisconsin had very real national title aspirations this year. I don’t think it’s out of line for the fans to be upset at a 3 loss year.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Wisky fans should be mad as hell
Today.
But falling off 3 games from the perfect season demanded by an NC run… not so much.
also, too this:
No embarrassing losses. All 3 close losses, IIRC.
by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That makes the small errors Beilema makes even more glaring
If Wisconsin loses by 10 to MSU or Oregon, no one notices the boneheaded ways he manages his timeouts.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
all 3 could have gone the other way
A Hail Mary at the buzzer, a game they were leading with 40 seconds left, and today’s game. I’m not saying they should have won all 3, but they played well enough to win them all.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that's fair, but that's also true of lots of teams.
few of them are publicly criticizing their head coaches or worse.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You better believe they are
If you’re going to quote the more irrational segments of the Wisconsin fan base, I suggest you spend more time on the internet, there are crazies everywhere.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
WELL I NEVER
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
my internet addiction is well-fed.
I don’t see a ton of “fire bob stoops” or “fire jimbo” campaigns. I’m not saying they don’t exist. I’m saying they’re recognized as crazies because those are good coaches with championship-level experience who’ve accomplished quite a bit. Bielema’s done the same (minus the NC-rings) but a lot of Sconnies seem to think that’s not enough. I mean, who was Wisconsin’s last national championship-winning coach? Whose standard is Bielema having to live up to?
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to say this one more time and then I'm done because you're stuck on "history" which has no bearing on today's teams
Because of the success of Alvarez Badger fans now expect to compete for and win Rose Bowls. When the team has that talent and fails to achieve that goal, thanks in part to glaring mistakes by the coach, people get upset.
What happened before any of us were born is irrelevant.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
oh I remember Wisconsin being terrible very vividly.
Barry had plenty of sub-.500 seasons. My point is things don’t progress like you seem to think. The next coach can’t just improve on what’s come before and is judged a failure if he doesn’t do so. It’s not linear like that.
For that matter, I think it’s pretty hard to say Bielema hasn’t improved on what Alvarez did. Put it another way: Barry Alvarez had four 10+ win seasons. So does Brett Bielema.
I’m a Nebraska fan. You don’t fire coaches for going 9-3 and failing to live up to the standards of an all-time great coach. That’s asking for Bill Callahan. Most of us want another Osborne or Devaney. You all should be happy to have another Alvarez.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I love Bielema, but I also understand why others don't
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
and there were people (plenty) who wanted Miles gone
it took a while for people to grasp his brand of crazy coming off the military like Saban.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
His clock management drove people crazy
This year he’s put together a death machine so his weak spot never shows up.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not his weakness, really
we blame it more on Crowton
but the margin to improve shrinks the better you get.
And history matters more in college football than any other sport. Oregon and OkieState are “successful” nouveau riche. Other than them, few teams can do what Wisconsin’s done long term. Losing back-to-back Rose Bowls isn’t much worse than winning back-to-back Rose Bowls.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sure, the margin shrinks, but the minute you stop expecting improvement you've reached one of two end points
Either A) you’ve accomplished your goal, or B) given up on it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah, that's the objective view
Subjectively, though, the reputational damage of losing multiple BCS bowls tends to be far worse than the impact of not making them at all.
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
Careful what you wish for Wisconsin fans

The Grass is not always greener.
by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know TCU fans still butthurt over Franchione leaving for Bama
“Yeah, guess we weren’t good enough for him…..Ass.”
/head asplode
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
god that's dumb.
“relative lack of athleticism”? It’s fucking Wisconsin, they’re supposed to be as fast as the Cali kids Oregon’s recruiting?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Come on, Cup hopefuls do not lose at home to Edmonton.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
christ I'm kinda ready for this day to be over
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Why the whole Big Ten bowl record thing is BS
Fucking Wisky played us to the brink. I think if we played ten, each team wins 5. Nothing to be ashamed of there. And we were the favored and more highly-ranked team.
by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
No one will acknowledge that B1G was not favored in any game today so 1-4 is not that bad
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, not being favored is part of the problem.
But then, we don’t wuss out like certain other conferences in our bowl matchups.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ummm, that's a bit too self-fulling for my taste
“No one thought we were going to win because we sucked, so since we basically fullfilled expectations, we don’t suck.”
There wasn’t one matchup that was a total mismatch, if you believe rankings and win-loss records. If you don’t it’s an indictment of the conference.
by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The higher ranked team won in every game except the MSU-UGA game
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to hell
We here in the ACC are proud to have kept your seats warm
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If VT loses tomorrow- "LOL ACC SUCKS"
If VT wins- “DOESN’T MATTER MICHIGAN IS A FRAUD ANYWAY”
by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No
If VT loses- “LOL TECH! STUPID SUGAR BOWL”
If VT wins- “LOL MICHIGAN! STUPID SUGAR BOWL!”
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In 3 of the 5, the B1G team and the same or fewer loses as their opponent
In a 4th, the opponent was in CUSA. So your teams were repeatedly ranked lower than other teams with the same record.
If getting the same record in your conference as your opponent means you’re not as good, that probably suggests (doesn’t prove) that you’re conference is not as good.
by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That one team was a CUSA team that lost one game and was in contention for a BCS spot.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also... UGA 16, MSU 17.
Oregon 5, Wisconsin 10.
South Carolina 9 Nebraska 20.
Houston 19 PSU 23.
OSU unranked Florida unranked.
THE BIG TEN HAD A HORRIBLE DAY LOSING TO BETTER TEAMS
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no, the B1G is horrible because similarly-situatued teams in other conferences are better
And remember, this was the year the SEC was “weak” except the top 2. So depth/balance should have been an advantage in those matchups.
by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nebraska: 3rd in division. South Carolina: 2nd.
Ohio State: 4th in division. Florida: 3rd.
Wisconsin: conference champ. Oregon: conference champ. (evenly matched game)
Michigan State: runner-up. Georgia: runner-up. (great game)
Penn State: 2nd in division. Houston: runner-up in conference.
In 3 of these games today, the teams playing the B1G had better in-conference finishes than their opponent. The other two were evenly matched.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FL and SC were in SECe, so not sure that qualifies for better finish.
Not familiar enough to know how B1G divisions actually work.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ohio State finished behind THE PURDUE, Penn State, and Wisconsin in the Leaders division.
Nebraska finished behind the Michigans in the Legends… so, I’d deem it comparable.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and they beat UCLA, the PAC "runner-up," too
It’s getting more impressive when you look at it that way
by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Even ignoring UCLA, though, because I'm not going to make any argument that rests on them being a good team
the B1G has two teams in BCS games and three more playing teams that were win-and-in in their final pre-bowl games. That’s a pretty damn tough lineup.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Outback Bowl was a great game?
You jest, sir
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
You have a reasonably good point there.
Straight comparison of bowl records is still stupid for reasons of quality of opponent, however. Line up the B1G against the Big XII’s bowl slate and we’re at least 5-3. When you consider that we have two in the BCS and fourth, fifth, and seventh bowl slots are against teams that were playing for a BCS berth in the final week (Georgia, Oklahoma, and Houston) … is any conference going to do particularly well against that lineup?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Let' put it another way
B1G was also 1-4 against the spread and lost by a net 43 points. So they were worse, actually, than even the low expectations.
fine, but the spreads were 3, 1, 2, 6, and 6.5 points. These all nearly pickem's from a straight-wager perpsective.
If I knew the spread was 6.5 (and had a place to put the money), I'd have been betting huge on Houston.
Of course, I’ve forced myself to watch Rob Bolden’s entire career up to this point. And Penn State has lots and lots of alums to push the line.
Oddsmakers are never wrong.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I guess I shouldn't be surprised to that it's you arguing
that absolutely no argument has any meaning.
you're not saying the rankings people are doing a good job, are you?
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I don't give a shit. If my team is not going to win, I want its rivals to lose
Nothing makes me happier than when OSU et al lose. But to make an argument without presenting all of the facts in the interest of a narrative is annoying as hell.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Which argument wins?
Win-loss, they lost.
By the spread, they lost.
By missed points, they lost.
By matchups against opponents with similar records, they lost.
By mostly losing games they were expected to lose, they won.
I don't give a shit about which argument "wins"
You’re not listening to me. All I want is for all the information to be presented and then let the viewer make a determination about what happened. Instead all we’re getting is the negative in regards to the B1G’s performance. Instead of reporting the story, ESPN is making the story.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's kind of their thing, now.
I miss the ESPN of my childhood.
by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, fair enough, I retreat
But I’ve lived it, too. the ACC always has a “disappointing” bowl season because they don’t win the big game, even though it’s usually much closer than expected and the teams often cover the spread and even pull low-profile upsets.
That Michigan State game was the most entertaining of the bowl season
so B1G got a headliner in my book
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Wait...what thread are we on?
SO CONFUSED
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions
Did Bama have any scouts at that Tostitos Kicking Party in Times Square?
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
So, at the risk of being totally ignored in this mad posting day
long time reader, first time poster. I’m totally in love with today’s bowl games, even if I do love the good defense beating good offense games waay better.
by ArmyTiger on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Welcome to the insanity.
You gonna eat that?
by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
German Hive
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
welcome to the insanity and it has been and AWESOME day for bowls. I don't remember so good a day of back to back bowls.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
By the way
we have decided that the Wazzu band must steal part of Wiscy’s repertoire for next season. Specifically, The Pirates of the Carribbean theme
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
We are also hoping for as much.
A CougCenter fan made a Pirates of the Caribbean video on the YouTubes already.
Okay-for reference, the ship is firing on Husky stadium.
And I’m sure the Leach footage will get better when we have some of our own-woo!
Wazzu Pirate.
Welcome!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Wilkommen
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
FRESH FISH!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Have a seat.
You can leave your pants in the closet.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
we have a pants closet?
i hope it is not near the spider one.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
No, no. It's up front.
The spider closet is in the basement.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
I for one do NOT want to get stuck working pants check.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I would
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
woooo pants!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
maybe
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
pants swap party
hopefully the pants i get have stempke’s wallet after counting his holiday take-in.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
i hope you get my michigan yoga pants.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
i probably crossed some sort of line there.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I think that's awesome
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
nope you got mikelew's
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
i already have kenyon sweats
i’ll take willbechampions yoga pants. need to get healthier anyway. may as well use my anger at being in those things as motivation.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
but your ass will look GREAT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
SERIOUSLY
yoga pants make asses look spectacular. all of them.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
no no they aren't.
yoga pants IMPROVE all asses. may not make all asses 10s.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
No.
When you’re 250 lbs, they do not make them look good.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
They do, but they also make them more visible
Options for girl with bad butt:
Skirt: ass looks bad but no one can see so its k
Yoga pants: ass goes from 1 out of 10 to 2 out of 10, but now everyone sees and recoils in horror.
THEREFORE, SKIRT.
QED
Sposed to be SEC
1) they're comfy as shit
2) they make my ass look good, at least.
that’s all that truly matters.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, i'm with you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
my buckeye ass has been kicked so often of late i'm not sure even yoga pants can save it.
but i’ll try anything once.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm with you girls. Yoga pants are a godsend.
Then again, I’m plenty willing and able to just, you know, NOT LOOK when an undesirable ass in yoga pants walks by. I’m also never on a college campus these days so I’m less likely to see BAD yoga pants.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Bud Foster only wants them if you left your keys in them.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
/low hanging fruit
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Wait. Someone's working pants check?
I just chucked mine in there. I’ll look for them when I decide to leave.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
you're leaving?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Not for a while.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I definitely didn't get a claim ticket.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You get tipped with Kraken.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
why do you think i'm checking them?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm offering to help.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
yes of course
there are no hangers though
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
/swigs Kraken
Okay.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think I threw mine in there before anyone showed up to work it
Meh, don’t need them until tomorrow, plenty of time to search for them.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
remembers pants when leaving
leaves dignity
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
WOULDN'T BE IN DANGER OF CROSSING ANYTHING IF NOT FOR OUR BOYS IN DUBYA DUBYA 2 PAAAAAWL
THEY’D ALL BE SPEAKING KRAUT. I’LL HANG UP AND LISSEN
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ИЗВИНИТЕ ПАААААВВВВВВЕЕЕЕЛЛЛЛЛ!
Я буду вешать и слушать.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
HES A COMMUNIS INFULTRAITER, PAWWWWWL
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Рек, для вас
Although вешать means “hang” as in to suspend.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Bad Ukrainian translates to almost 0 Russian for me
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I tried reading Ukrainian and besides the 'i" and some other spelling differences
That which wasn’t a totally different word was legible (at least to my half-assed reading level of Russian)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I've spent most of my break reading
<a href=“http://www.svoboda-news.com/arxiv/pdf/1933/Svoboda-1933-245.pdf#search=”голод"" target="new">these for my paper this semester.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Furk.
<a href=“http://www.svoboda-news.com/arxiv/pdf/1933/Svoboda-1933-245.pdf#search=”голод"" target="new">Link.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Double fail Double Rec
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Old-ass Ukrainian newspapers was the point.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm
Some of my favorite classes were reading news in Russian so I’ll look into this
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for PAAAAAVEEEEEEELLLLLL
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Next time I get a call from a telemarketer, Im going to tell them "Imma hang up and listen"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Bine ati venit.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
IN RE THE MATTER OF STEMPKE FAMILY TATTOO ADVICE
This is why I will never have a child. Can’t risk having a girl.
Sposed to be SEC
if it makes you feel any better i don't want a girl either
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
well you know who to blame for that one
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
HEY!
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
/Somebody has a weak Y Chromosome
…Not naming any names or anything
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Um, well, since I've got one of each...
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
One of each kid
Realized that could be misread.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think LUCK has anything to do with it.
Some mismanaged medication filling, maybe…
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
YOU LEAVE ANDREW LUCK OUT OF THIS.
/breathes into bag The Colts are going to be okay The Colts are going to be okay
//blacks out
At least I have a beach.
by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I want boys!!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun....
PHRASING!!
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I know. I thought about that after I hit enter.
le sigh.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
i definitely want both.
but i wouldn’t be mad if i had all girls.
lol at me in this conversation i won’t be worrying about this for like, 10 yaers
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like the sexist jokes I've made in my life have doomed me to have girls
If I ever have kids, that is.
Oh, I am going to pay.
She is also going to be a beauty.
I am doomed.
by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad I don't have to worry about having kids.
Because, me as a father = LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
What happened?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Lovely woman falls out of tree.
Two years later—“It’s a girl.”
by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thankfully, I don't have to worry about that.
Unless ACS and I break new ground in biology…
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
eeeeeeeeeeeenteresting
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm already terrified of potential ACS spawn.
Even scarier if it results from some sort of crazy science.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not letting my kid anywhere near that kid
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You won't like it...

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That looks like a Flubber Caliente
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
It's kinda cute in a malevolent way.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Where is this tree?
And does it also contain lovely menfolk?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Tree in question was located in Venezuela.
by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Silicon Valley
Like Alaska, but nicer weather. However, “the goods are odd” doesn’t begin to cover it.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
she's an engineer, she knows
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
If I would make a good father, I don't want to think about what a bad father is.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/tries to think of self as father
What is “the Greg Robinson era at Syracuse”, Alex?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
let me say: 10 years goes by REALLY FUCKING QUICK
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I REFUSE TO EVER ENTER THE REAL WORLD I REFUSE
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
keep that up.
because aint nothin like an OBGYN tellin you “you can’t plan life, it just happns”
/died of heart failure
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Meanest troll ever.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I wanted to punch him in the face
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
You should have.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
so many insinuations
needless to say did not go back to that place afterwards
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
also, these plans are based on me ever findin' a suitable gentleman caller
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
again, you say that NOW
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
i know. i can't think far ahead into the future. it's weird.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
fuck getting older
there’s really only like 2 good things
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I can afford to drink better booze
Other than that, well, fuck breaking 30, never mind 40 in two months…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
well i was thinking in terms of my chromosomes
so yes on the first one and the other well…
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
/flash to 7 years hence: willbechampions wakes up next to an OSU fan after a The Game blackout.
“boys or girls” will be less of an issue than “Buckeye or Wolverine fan”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
this will NEVER BE AN ISSUE
even when blackout i have standards, thank you.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
wakes up with ND alum
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not that bad! Really!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm gonna have to trust you on that one
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
i hope it isn't awful that i'm laughing that you of all people are saying this
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm missing something.
not surprising, really.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
I do believe, although I could be mistaken, from the way they interact, our little ACS and SG42 have struck up a real life relationship
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Insanity! No one finds real love on the Internet!
/met wife on Internet mailing list
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You are not mistaken.
He’s visiting on the 13th.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Hope you've fire-proofed your place.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I only have to worry about that if ACS gets mad.
And there are precautions for that.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Takei Oh My picture goes here
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
[Cartman voice] It's wrong, wrong, I tell you
For Michigan and ND fandom reasons, not the spidery ones. I legitimately happy for the people behind the screen names
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NDNation just caught on fire in anger
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I must admit, I didn't realize that was ACS's preference
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
He's not as open about it as SG42
But he’s not exactly shy about it either
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
same
and I was under the impression SG42 was in a relationship
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, this makes the whole NDNation thing 50000000 times funnier
Not to make light of that, but just the irony is even greater
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My spidey senses, while perfect in real life, are apparently bamboozled by the internet.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, text only makes it difficult to figure out these things.
I was unsure about it for the longest time.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well, glad you figured it out!
Hooray!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Was it when he said "If I Michigan fan can say I can too"
and came out to all of us
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Maybe.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Better attention? I didn't realize I was married for six months myself
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"It's not like people just walk around with signs around their neck saying they're single"
“Wait, that’s brilliant!”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We need to turn EDSBS into that stupid party
where everyone wears the color corresponding to their status or whatever.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Umm, no.
/squirt bottle.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Easy, easy.
I was kidding.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
/uses squirt bottle.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
ROOTIN FOR ARKY PAWWWLLLLLL
THE NON ARK KANSAS CAN’T TAKE A JOKE PAWWWWWLLLLLL ESS EE SEEEEEEE
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/uses fire hose.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
ughhh
that thing high school girls do?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't there an ESPN ad about this?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's an ND-USC one and an UM-OSU one I don't think there's an ND-UM one
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
ND-UM isn't against nature!
We have mutual respect AND hate.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/single tear
EDSBS isn’t only used for evil. How wonderful!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
That's disgusting and quite contrary to all natural law.
Notre Dame and Michigan? Ew.
by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
OBJECTIVELY DISORDERED.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i don't know how my cousin lives with herself
literally, having degrees from both universities.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Where are Chloe and Alli to bawwwwww over this. The celebratory cake

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Awww.
Thank you, Nick.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
This is one of the better cake pictures.
And obligatory BAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!
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ACS is the angry doll right?
Wait don’t answer that
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It would turn our world upside down if ACS were the adorable Corgi.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Corgi's don't like fire do they?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
/bowie.gif
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
It's all part of your freaky dream.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Oh, hey David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
aka gratuitous shots of Bowie's crotch
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, just now catching back up to this.
Wasn’t sure if it was real, or MEME-orex.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Is Meme-orex related to Memorex?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It used to be a meme.
Now it is real.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
excellent.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Well, congrats.
Though I must admit, it was fun reigning as the only fully commentariat couple for the past year.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
I taught my girlfriend about PAWWWLLLLL.
Baby steps…
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Your thunder was kinda stolen when Anthropologal's new man joined.
But he’s not around real often.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I am just totally out of the loop on everything
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/themoreyouknow.jpg
In somewhat related news, I somehow got my mom hooked on this site.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
wait, what? Someone's MOM is here?
/realizes is almost old enough to BE specter’s mom
/weeps.
At least I have a beach.
You don't know her cousin
/has kids in college
//is our age
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 3, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, someone's mom is here.
Look in the mirror.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Ooh, missed that.
Dang schoolwork.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Well, you're still the only commentariat married couple.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats on that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
honestly, i really don't have any problems with ND.
ND fan in sweatervests situation is not nearly as bad as OSU or MSU fan
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
After tomorrow, you will add VT to the hate list.
SOON
/not really
//trying to convince himself this won’t be miserable
Fucking kickers.
And lines.
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
You don't have to worry about that though.
Denard will bail you out in the last minute if it’s a Notre Dame fan.
OH YEAH WELL NOW WE HAVE LO WOOD INSTEAD OF GARY GRAY.
SO. YOU KNOW.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wood burns faster than Gray
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
that... could get awkward.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
denard's ex girlfriend would also come in and tell him he's a terrible person
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Urban Meyer style?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
got one of each
little boys love their mommas.
little girls love their daddies.
Wouldn’t change a thing.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
men who are momma's boys are NOT to be trusted
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
All of us are daddy's girls.
Who do you think buys us all the football tickets?
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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
lol nope
my mom likes football more than my dad, i think.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
hey!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
There's a line.
I think you’re not still attached to the tit.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
this is true
I’m a firm believer in the rule, if mama doesn’t approve of your lady, she’s not worth it.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
/shakes head solemnly
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I agree men who are mommas boys suck
but little boys look to their mommas for comfort while daddy is busy turning them into men.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
nothin wrong with that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
/giggles
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
When you have a son, you worry about one penis...
by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Twins! ! !
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not true.
They can have multiple babies at a time.
by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT!!! And besides mulitiples don't run in my family.
At least I have a beach.
Clomid out of nowhere
I’ve seen it happen. Probably does not apply to you.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
God's punishment for being a guy
by Synaesthesia on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Okay my battery i about to die and I dont know where Mr. Electricity is packed
later monsters
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Mr. Electricity?
That sounds like what someone would call…eh, I think y’all know where I’m going with this.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I will be honest
I dont get the joke everyone else is making or referencing
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
At least y'all don't know the combination to my luggage
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Is it 1-2-3-4-5?
Because that’s what I use for my atmospheric shield
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Andrew Luck might move from Palo Alto to Indianapolis within a few months.
So.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions
We've known this since November.
And Jim Tressel knew about it in April.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just saying.
I imagine him arriving in Indianapolis in February and falling to his knees weeping.
I would too.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Misery loves company?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad is the Dane Cook of reporters
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/sends email to Sax
//new thread with 200 comments
///FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
Yeah I can't keep up either
Gave up trying
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Brandon Weeden has that look of a redneck guy "threatenin' to kick yur ass, yup"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
**'baccy spit runs down chin
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Brandon Weeden needs a Werthers.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Does he get to skip Herm Edwards' rookie seminar?
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"They bring lots of pressure"
2 Stanford defenders stop in front of the 3 blockers in front of the punter and wait for the punt to happen.
Do these guys watch the game? Or just start the comment and it randomly matches up with what happens on the field.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions
Shower discipline?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Needz better towel discipline.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
why does the play clock always fuck up with SEC crews????????????
this is not a joke it’s a fucking problem
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Dubstep Offense
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Oh,
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say speed has something to do with it.
by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd really like some talk about how the Lions are such a great story with Millen in the booth.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Millenball
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2acb1b0156/millenball
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
That was sad.
And funny.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Can't believe the Colts fired that whole family....
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST via mobile reply actions
hahaha SUCK ON IT MANNING
still bitter
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
/Colts hire Manning as GM
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SYRACUSE STILL NOT UNANIMOUS #1 TEAM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
/fails to give a fuck
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
smiles, as Dad always said it doesn't matter until after the Big East schedule gets hot anyways
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not March. Why should anyone care?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Michigan is almost top 10
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Oh look, our second moderately fraudulent ranked team this academic year!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Even more proof that rankings this time of the year don't matter.
Wait until Michigan has played more than two teams worth half a shit (hint: they lost to both of them).
by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seeing how Florida is your only good win, this puts you on the same level as Rutgers
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Stanford is winning the cripple race known as the Pac-12
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My dad: "I want to punch everyone in the Stanford band right in the face."
Might be time to put him to bed.
by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That's what makes them so great.
The Stanford Band trolled before trolling was a word.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Which shows you why trolling isn't going to last
Sooner or later, someone is going to start killing people
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
or you know...
poison trees
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Bama fans are born feeling as if they are the victims of trolling.
When in fact, they are no more the victims of trolling than they are “victims” of gravity.
well he pretty much invented some great injustice Auburn made against him
cause he’s a bat shit crazy Bama fan
and he felt like Trolling Auburn back in a way that he justified in his crazy ass head
whatchagunnado
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Yeah!!! I just landed on the Mun and returned Jebediah safely home.


Fanpost to follow.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
wait, thought that happened yesterday//????
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Well, it was a touchdown but a fin broke so I had to launch quickly and practice getting back to Kerbal.
This was the land and chill version.
Plus I’ll have a craft file so others may stand on the shoulders of Auburn’s Engineering Giants.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn engineering?
what the rocket runs on skoal and meth?
I kid I kid
I fail at that game rather hard so actually a lil jealous
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully this is simple enough for you Bammers to figure out.
Lots of pictures and all that.
(plus ship download if you want it)
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet. I just finally made it to the Mun, but haven't landed.
Basically too ‘Eer with a Beer’s ship he posted the other day and added some serious solid rocket boosters to give it a quick push of the pad and added fins to the first stage.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 3, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
I always overshoot it.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i'll allow it.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
War Damn Kerbeagle.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you for not killing me.
Now go make me a sandwich.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Is this a thing I have to do?
Because I’ve been lost lately regarding this.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I tried it, realized it was about to consume my life and ran away from it
So… yes
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
From other thread
UVa grad started Auburn, which started Clemson…..explains all the orange
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Correction
UVA grad started Auburn football, or at least was the first coachs the first coach
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Was the firstest coaches firster coach?
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
And I believe the UVA colors come from Scotland.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Boating scarf a player bought during his stay in Oxford
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Ima go ahead and say
Both Oregon and Wisconsin have played better than Oklahoma State and Stanford
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Very disappointed in Cowboy.
Much better team than what they’ve show they can be.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
/But they beat so many ranked teams
//But they lost to Iowa State
///But they beat so many ranked teams
////But they lost to Iowa State
/////But they beat so many ranked teams
//////But they lost to Iowa State
///////But they beat so many ranked teams
The day after a major tragedy involving their school.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am not sure if that should be used as a justification
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'm actually serious, has there been a big discussion on this point?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
There has been some
Followed by an Alabama fan dropping a truckload of profanity while invoking the Tuscaloosa tornado, in detail, and me hating everyone.
Sposed to be SEC
not me though
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
eh, sometimes teams lose to a weak team?
You have to look at the whole body of work. I mean when we won it in 1993, we lost to Notre Dame.
by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Expertly trolled
Much better than when we actually played
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
AUBUBRN WAS UNDEFEATED THAT YEAR PAWWWLLLLL
NCAA SCREWED EM OVER ISSA CONSPIRACEE
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but did Auburn lose to the #1 team?
No, no they did not. So FSU clearly had the stronger resume.
Pretty bad when we're on probation and FSU isn't.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
you do realize that's more common than the reverse, right?
And that I am a fan of both teams, so I’m loathe to pull out camnewtonongoinginvestigation.gif,
I was mainly making light of the nonstop merry-go-round of justifications
and counter-justifications that usually ensues when this subject comes up. If you ask my opinion, I think OKSt should be in the title game. If you ask why I believe that, it’s because that’s who I’d rather watch.
K-State lost to OK-State on a last second pass.
The K-State game plan involved lots of running with the occasional pass, 55 runs and 38 passes.
Stanford has had 27 rushes and 17 passes according to Yahoo.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe, but had LSU beated the Big 12 Champ...
the Pac12 Champ, the Big East Champ, and the best team in the country, that WOULD HAVE BEEN most impressive.
and not one of those games at home
/sighs
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
well things are looking up
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I think if you add both digits together for Stanford and do the same for OkSt, you will get the BAMA/LSU final score...
I.E…..Stanford 45, OkSt 41 would translate to 9-5…..BAMA over LSU
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions
yayyyyyyyyy
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
dubstep...its the latest in the destroy music genre
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
How will I explain Dubstep to my children? When I have kids of course.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
The first time I go to see a movie and the soundtrack is dubstep
i’m fucking leaving.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Imma call my offense the "Dubstep Offense"
…..although I’m a fan of the Dubstep remix of Yelawolf/Gucci Mane “I just wanna Party” song….DUBSTEP National Champions, PAWWLLL!!!!
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
From xkcd
How to dance to dubstep:
1. Wait for the drop
2. Have a seizure
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
sounds like robots fucking
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
so this new movie about the Tuskegee Airmen-
how close to fact will this movie be?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
probably no where near
but the kid from The Wire is one of the pilots
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Which one?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Mike
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
LOL BTW
the lady friend teaches in Baltimore. She has a student named Barksdale.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Avon ain't no kid
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Wallace.
Unfortunately, Method Man and Ne-Yo are also in the movie. Apparently, there can only be about 15 famous black people at any one time so musicians have to do double duty as actors.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
WHERE'S WALLACE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
That was his character's name.
Really, he was playing Method Man.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
strangely one of my favorite character deaths
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
it's Tristen Wildes
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Method Man is great.
How High is a classic and he was fantastically detestable as Cheese in The Wire.
THIS SENTIMENTAL MOTHER
hahahaha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
COCKFINGERS
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
YAIS.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
Andrew Luck can not hand off the football.
That won’t cut it in the ENN EFF ELL.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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Treefingers.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
okie light...sigh
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Only useful for mixing Honey Badgers
Way way WAY too much sweet.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Equal parts JD Tenn Honey (gold) and Chambord (purple)
We had to cut them with soda water to get them down and almost immediately switched to a Makers/Luxardo/absinthe combination I developed on the spot.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Honey-ized Jack Daniels "liqueur"
It not so good. Taste like high school girls are drinking again.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Yeah, I wasn't a fan of it either
Talked a friend out of picking some up at the liquor store on NYE.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
At least your parents bought you alcohol for Christmas
I have a feeling my parents still don’t really understand what I really like in life now
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
You gots to punch this bitch in
…of course he wants that one back Millen dear god just shut up
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Andrew Luck looks like he should be living in a dilapidated shack in WVA wearing overalls with no shirt
And whittling on his front porch with Bill Stewart
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
with his buddy Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Bills
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
OK, monsters, as stated must be coherent. Time to crash.
Thanks for entertaining me while I spent the holidays separated from Mrs. Trap and the little Traps. (Involuntarily, of course.)
Happy New Year.
GTFO GUNDY WITH THAT BULLSHIT PLAYCALLING WTF GAHHHH
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Hi!
I turned on this game at halftime just to watch Blackmon. LOL ME!
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
DAMN IT FIELD GOALS
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Oregons offense is the Duckstep Offense.....
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Damn. While things were going HAM in Tampa
apparently Henrik Lundqvist saved a penalty shot in the final 30 seconds in the Winter Classic to preserve a one-goal win.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
NO DON'T ASK MILLEN HIS THOUGHTS ABOUT THE REMATCH PLEASE DAMMIT
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
OH WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE REMATCH ALREADY
THERE’S A GAME GOING ON HERE, WHY DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT THAT ONE INSTEAD, YOU NO-TALENT ASSCLOWNS?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
LSUBAMATEBOWLEBRON
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
i'm going to go pass out now.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
He means that literally.
You should make sure your doors are locked next time.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
yeah but who reads those?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I eventually read everyone's I'm sure.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
+1 for WC Fields
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Goodnight
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
sweet dreams
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Good night.
Talk to you tomorrow.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
LSU would have physically pounded OkSt into submission
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions
transitive wins are ethereal wins. As in of the clouds and not very real
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Possibly, but we'll never be sure
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY WE COULD FIND OUT
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Magic?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Miracles
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
HITLER PYRAMID SASQUATCH MAGENTS.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
AURORA BOREALIS
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Sack Race?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
HATER
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
K-State had a game plan that almost worked against OSU
According to Narrow Right ISU used the game plan to beat OSU.
Stanford’s game plan is looking very similar to this game plan. And Luck is doing rather well on his passes.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I don't recall saying that.
Perhaps you meant Wide Right Natty Lite, the ISU blog?
by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Some one related to ISU said that right after the game.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
yes
but it’s a moot point
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder what would happen if Bama played LSU?
For shits and giggles, let’ even assume Bama got to play at home?
by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
With Trent Richardson running the ball and Reuben Randle catching passes.
I bet the offenses go into overdrive.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
it was shootout, but with shitty guns and tons of kevlar
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Nerf gun shootout.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
would've loved to see Claiborne against Blackmon
LSU DB’s v Stanford receivers, not so much
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
They would’ve been up on the tight ends
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
your vault is not as awesome as Montee Ball vault
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
fuck ohio state
…just sayin
Purveyor of quality hate since 1985
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
fuck you too.
you… fan of someone or other type person you.
why are we being fucked again?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh
Someone is going to be peeing blood tonight
If u are getting 7ypc, why screw around with bullshit plays, Stanford?
Stanford can run the ball ar will, OkSt can’t, game over
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
/last night before classes start
//corner market still open
///out of booze
do i make a final run?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions
Yes
Run hard too.
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
market is a two minute walk from my apartment. it just requires putting on shoes.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Go now!
Hurry!
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
And, presumably, pants.
/digs in pile
//can’t find yours, but someone left some MC Hammer pants in here!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
GIVE THOSE BACK
Um…I mean…I will take those to Goodwill for you…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
thanks for the reminder
would have been an awkward transaction otherwise
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oklahoma State, your defense.
Didn’t you have a talk about what happens when you can’t score every drive?
KEEP THE SAFETIES BACK FOR THOSE STANFORD DEEP THREATS
OH WAIT
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
For real
One more quarter
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
See, Oklahoma State, you should have your defensive guys stay close to their offensive guys.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions
But, that's complicated!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
/pays comparison's gambling debts
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
A young Jim Caldwell maybe?
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Wait, the Tostitos Bowl is giving a Fabrege egg as its trophy
Didn’t it just get in trouble for corrupt extravagance?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions
What are all of these commercials about Catholics "returning home"?
Are you all plotting something?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
/shiftyeyes.gif
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
let the Jesuits handle him.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
if there's a Catholic conspiracy
it’s more likely to be against the Jesuits than with their participation.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
Desperate times.
With all of these damn protestants.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Rakrootin'
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
first, seal the borders
second, poach some episcopalians.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
#DACOACHO4proselytizingcoordinator
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
/raises hand as poached episcopalian
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
There is a push to get disgruntled Episcopalians
Why are they disgruntled? Well-
/technicaldifficulties.jpg
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't been to mass in awhile
so beats me
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
/spiders
The Catholic Church is doing a big ad push, although just to get lapsed Catholics back into the fold
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know why that's spidery
Unless the ads are badly done
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
well unless they're serving beer and have shortened the service by about 30 mins
they’re barking up the wrong tree
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
LOL NO SIR F U
For about a thousand reasons, 999 of which are spidery (I enjoy watching the NFL on Sundays).
Of course
It’s not the Catholic Church without Papist plots
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
We're going to cover Fielding Yost's grave with cement so he can't escape and stop us this time.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
ZOMBIE YOST
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
If theres one thing the 30 Years War taught us, its to not trust large formations of Catholics
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
BETTER THAT THAN SPREAD FORMATIONS.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Of course
That’s the only real language for Mass. The ones in English don’t really count.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
I don't even go to them unless they're high masses.
Wait, shit.
/10 Hail Marys
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
i don't think any numbers of rosaries will save me now
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
or embrace that your big hole the ground is just that much closer to hell
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Plus another one for "shit"
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
you are the Alabama fan of Catholics
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
no I'm the Alabama fan Catholic
and there’s some Mobile people here too
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a rare non-Catholic Mobilian.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'm the rare non-Mobile Catholic Alabamian
heyyyyyyyyy
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
hmmmm
You helped me unlock a secret of my family’s universe. It’s spidery, so I won’t explain it, but thank you.
Sposed to be SEC
Was amused at Christmas Eve at wife's family's church
The priest was trying to roll out the new English translation. The congregation basically gave him the bum’s rush and plowed right on through “And also with you.”
As my father-in-law said “Change? Don’t they realize we’re Catholic?”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
First time I'd been in a church in a while. It was pretty damned funny.
People managed through the first half. Once we hit the second half of the mass? LOL NO WE ON AUTOPILOT BITCH
Yeah, with more people who had no knowledge of the change, no surprise
As a regular Sunday Mass-goer, it feels like people are slowly getting used to it.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
at my church the priests still read a crib sheet
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm worried it will take years before I have the Nicene Creed rememorized
Of course, that memorization only worked when I was with a group of Catholics
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
Funny how that works, isn't it?
I couldn’t give you the first five words (well, syllables, there are no words in my memory) alone. Drop me in a church? Easy even if blackout drunk.
it would help if they didn't take out simple words and replace them
with all kinds of words I’ve never heard before.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
like seen and unseen
replaced with all things visible and invisible
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
mob mentality
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
ERROR 404 AUTOPILOT SOFTWARE NOT FOUND
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
The pope changed a few words here and there.
Threw me for a loop come christmas mass time
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Seeing how much of the EDSBS commentariat is Catholic was like going to college and realizing Catholicism is the biggest denomination
/this is what happens when you come from Georgia
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I was about to say that everyone I've met from Minnesota is Catholic (of those whose religious persuasion I am familiar with)
I mean I’m an Episcopal so close enough, I suppose
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
There are Minnesotans not from the Minneapolis metropolitan area?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My freshman year roommates at ND tried to convert me to Catholicism.
When I asked them what the differences were between that and being Episcopalian, they couldn’t answer. They just said “oh, not much, so why don’t you become Catholic?” “Same reason you don’t become Episcopalian, I imagine.”
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
To the Epsicopal Church's credit, they claim to pick up a fair number of Catholics
Also due to-
/filmreelcuts
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, and yes.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
There was a surprisingly significant Baptist contingent at my high school.
Mostly Lutheran or Catholic, though.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
EVERYBODY at my high school was Baptist.
/south georgia’d
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
We had the usual mix of lowcountry Episcopalians, hearty Scots-Irish Presbyterians, and these new dissenting Methodists and...
Wait, this isn’t the 1780s?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be somewhere in Bavaria
posting DIE SEC SIND DIE UBERMENSCHEN AUF DEN FUSSBALLEN PAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
There's no I in TEAM
and there’s no U in Paawwwlllll!!!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
/moves to Northern Virginia
/goes to Lutheran church with friends for concert
/realizes Lutheran church in Northern Virginia is B1G embassy in disguise
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
Okay, interesting AFN ad
Shows a brigade leaving one of the last FOBs in Iraq. Amazing to see a FOB totally empty, once you’re used to seeing them full of vehicles and people.
Wish I could see that commercial.
Would be interesting.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Boardwalk Empire you're dead to me
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
You just watched the Oedipal episode didn't you
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
no... I saw it earlier... and it stuck with me
/shakes
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
plus... the finale
RAEG
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well after the mom-boning, there was really only one way to go with Jimmy's character
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
sigh...
well Richard is still running around so…
yea I was always going to tune in
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Well, shit.
I should’ve kept up on the second season. Because I suppose I have now.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I tried to be vague, but Wallace just blew that outta the water
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
shit sorry
drunk my bad
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's all good, man.
I’m gonna watch it anyway.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I swear Stanfords coach has Tiger Woods speech pattern down pat
Must have same media relations coach… It’s eerie how simillar they are in voice pattern and cadence
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Ford interview commercials are annoying.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions
Like I've suggest vote top ten worst ads each year, put their creators in a cage, winner gets out of cage.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
And if the GEICO caveman wins the deathmatch
we shoot him anyway
Witness protection program?!
WHAT
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Well all, I'm tired. Gonna call it a night
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Good night!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Adieu.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
My impression of stempke was that he was already the super-savvy cool investor guy
Who made $Texas by calling the crash and now lives out his dream
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
/monocle
DEAL WITH IT
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
That's the way to do it
Not the way to do it: having to go deeply into debt to understand how deeply in debt you are
Sposed to be SEC
If you called the crash (just assuming this, he can clear it up if he cares to)
That’d be a minor dent, to say the least
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Got out well before the crash, 2005 or so.
But I’m “comfortable” financially. Not rich enough that I don’t worry about money, but well off enough that I don’t HAVE to worry about money.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Put it this way
I could probably cut you a check right now to get you completely out of debt and be fine, but I’d still need you to pay it back. Then you’d owe me money and I’m much more dangerous than a bank.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Loan shark?
That sounds reasonable
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
That's impressive.
I saw in the NYT recently the average debt of a person just out of 4-year university is $25k.
OS is in law school so you can add to that
I was a “rising star” on a Wall Street, I did alright for myself.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It seems like a super high amount of money to me.
But perspective, I guess. I was in-state and graduated 10 years ago. Shit’s blown up since then.
I went in-state too. Too bad that was ND and private.
/FINALLY paid off both school loans this year
//Thank you to tax-free war zones!
At least I have a beach.
/NDNation rant about tuition costs, white wine drinkers, etc
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
/followed by rant about letting in the poors
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 3, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
If my debt were anywhere near that I'd be so happy I'd probably masturbate in public
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I immediately regret posting this
Water from now on for the rest of the night
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I'll buy that debt and sell it to a bank
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, YOU are actually that dangerous Wisconsin loan shark from your town you're always talking about, aren't you?
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Great now we all have to fear for our lives since we know who he is.
Thanks.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
G'night
Looking forward to back-to-back days of ACC
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Mark Roman just got hard watching that running play on 3rd and 10 in the red zone.
/He’s almost your problem now Penn State
Dude....
Nick Saban has already been interviewed and his wife has started looking at house in state college
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH
sorry sorry
reaction
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Now why would the Imperial Midget go to Penn State?
/besides oil tanker full of money
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
a gold oil tanker full of money
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Floating in a Scrooge McDuck money pond.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Two oil tankers full of money?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Also noticing same actors in different ads ...
Seems like ad talent pool is being reduced to one agency
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Worse than Boise's?
Issuchathingevenpossible.gif
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Having gone to school with some of them...
Absolutely not.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Oregon State's are worse
So are Cal’s
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I FINISHED THE COMMENTS
IF I HIT Z THE PAGE DOESN’T MOVE
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 11:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
...
How does everyone feel about BBQ sauce, mayonnaise, bow ties, and the rematch?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
ARGUE ALL OF THE THINGS!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well at least you agree about mayonnaise!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
you both agreed to be WRONG
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
FIGHT AWAY
YOUR OPINIONS ARE INFERIOR TO MINE!
by ArmyTiger on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LET ME TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS ON FIREWORKS
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
You should not set them off in my neighborhood at any time other than 9pm-12am on 4th of July and New Year's.
Otherwise we all think they are gunshots.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
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/howaboutnobear.jpg
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I like this kid
You passed. As EDSBS’s least focused and most indebted commentor, welcome.
Sposed to be SEC
OH I SEE YOU'RE FROM A DIFFERENT REGION OF THE COUNTRY.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT HOW DARE YOU WEAR ANY LESS THAN A JACKET AND TIE TO A FOOTBALL GAME
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IF IT'S NOT A SMALL-COMPANY CRAFT BEER FROM WISCONSIN OR COLORADO, IT'S NO BETTER THAN GOAT PISS
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
THE SMALL COMPANY CRAFT BEER FROM MY AREA IS BETTER THAN THE SMALL MARKET CRAFT BEER FROM YOUR REGION
IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE A MAOIST
YOUR SMALL COMPANY CRAFT BEER IS CRAP
IF NOT MADE WITH ABITA SPRINGS WATER
/LA WATER FOR LIFE
agreed
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
have we even brought up the Japanese/Korea conversations?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Please no.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Even I never went so far as to look more like
wear boat shoes
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KENYON?
LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KENYON?
THAT’S OKAY, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN IN ANYWAY.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hottest ladies at the 5 C's
Unfortunately, that’s not saying much
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Pomona the best on average
It’s close though.
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
the valedictorian from my hs a few years before i graduated went there!
and my friend applied…and got waitlisted.
so he’s at michigan with me.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
got a name for the one who went there?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
was THIS CLOSE to posting just that.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
/shots fired
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
This is a good way to spot the enemy
Anyone who says yes to mayonaisse should immediately be imprisoned
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
seconded
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, no, neutral, FUCKING GOD DAMN IT
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Vinegary, FUCK NO, NO, DIE NOW
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
blah blah blah Paul Bear Bryant
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
i almost spit up my drink. this is the most bama response ever.
rec’d
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe, Maybe not, Yes, What the heck it going to happen regardless
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, occasionally, neutral, The Purdue
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Spicy tomato-based, in moderation, no, fuck that.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Sirrah, Kraft is clearly superior
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
wat
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
It doesn't work because everyone hates Kraft.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
only with MOAR SALT
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
No, AW HELL NO, cool, RAEG
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Lucky.
Though I probably shouldn’t complain, since tomorrow morning will be my first time in the office in two weeks.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Love Silly Con Valley
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Good times.
Just like our beautiful Saturdays.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
and 6:30 with IE and KG. Sigh. Getting tired just thinking it
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
WE NEED TO DO WAY WITH INSTAIN STANFURD
WHO KILL THEIR DEFENCE. IT WAS ON THE NEWS THIS MROING, A MOTHER IN AR WHO KILL HER ZONE DEFENCE. MY PARY ARE WITH THE SHAW. I AM TRULEY SORY FOR YOUR LOTS.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Actual loling.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
/runs 3 miles
//finds 650 new comments
///ignores most, starts prepping for trip to Loco Moco
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
hey your undisclosed location is less undisclosed
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I know
it wasn’t a very important secret. Unlike the alleged location of the 5 dead hookers.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
YAIS
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
TD THIGH EBOLA
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
COWPOKES
WOOHOO, I WONDER WHY AIRING IT OUT WORKS AGAINST STANFORD WOOHOO
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I hear when you get that kind of thing that you have to let it breathe
or it won’t heal.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
You know, Stanford.
You can put a couple guys on #81. Just a thought.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Pffff.
Double coverage is the last resort of the poors.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
The Saints need to hear your gospel.
Preach it to them.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
No. No they will not.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
On the upside... um... ummmmmmmm...
You’re not “the Lions” anymore?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
On the upside, WE MADE THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!
THIS IS DUKE IN A BOWL GAME-LEVEL ACHIEVEMENT!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Right, that's what I was going for.
Welcome back! After a decade-long drought, I am also pleased as a Niner fan. Though that doesn’t necessarily match your elation.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
True. Are you old enough to remember winning a Super Bowl?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
I vaguely remember the Cowboys winning one!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
‘94-’95 season. I was 10. Went to the grocery store right before the game with my dad. Asked the cashier if he was going to watch the Niners-Chargers Super Bowl, and he answered no. Walking back to the car, I asked my dad, “what’s wrong with that man?”
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I dream of the Lions making a Super Bowl.
Not even winning one. Just making one.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Vikings haven't done so in my lifetime either.
Agonizingly close twice, but then COTG decides to pull the Charlie Brown and Lucy stunt.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And Anderson Misses!!! HE MISSED IT!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Watching them clinch the playoffs a few weeks ago was surreal.
My mind was so full of WTF IS HAPPENING.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I'm a Saints fan. Maybe my GM wasn't as crappy as yours, but I bet my team sucked as bad. Just remember if you hang in there, good things can happen.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
never thought I'd see the Saints win one
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
I was born as the Steelers dynasty ended
My folks got Bradshaw. I got Mark Malone and Bubby Brister. I thought for sure the Super Bowl against Dallas where Neil O’Donnell went rogue was the closest I’d ever see them get.
I did drunken cartwheels down the middle of the street
and drunk-dialed my parents. It was glorious.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
My cousin drunk-dialed me from the Quarter
and couldn’t hear anything because the party I was at was doing about eighteen Who Dats, and we were both blubbering like a sorority pledge on Bid Night. And I’m notionally a Redskins fan.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
The guy next to me picked up the dining room chair (not his house)
and slammed it against the floor and shattered it into a billion pieces when Manning threw the interception. Guy who owned the house was all, “I ain’t even mad.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I sure as hell hope not.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
They will not but there very well may be 900+ total yards of offense.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
First battle of 5,000+ yard quarterbacks!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
I understand some Michigan fans have decided to stay right on through.
I will be in the Dome, Saturday.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
In retrospect, losing Delmas on Thanksgiving was much worse than the Suh suspension.
We actually have quite impressive DL depth. DB depth? #ERROR
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Yeah. We need DBs.
Draft all the DBs.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
7 draft picks, all OL and DB.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
And LB.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
It's ok.
Andrew Luck has a good
/puts on sunglasses
blueprint for the next drive.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OSU offense has finally come out of hibernation.
About god damned time.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Hey Stanford,
You might want to keep an eye on that #81 Blackmon guy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Apropos of nothing:
Me while firing up Skyrim for the first time:

Me after 5 minutes of Skyrim:

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Haha, rec
My alltime favorite

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
this would be my comeback

\is asking for it
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
His fingers must have trembled with the anticipation of posting that.
Excellent.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
FUS YOU
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Millen so wants to draft Blackmon
Apologies to whoever made this comment first
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
It's small!
It’s big!
IT’S THE MILLEN METRIC SYSTEM!
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
/Brent comments on his lack of length
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, Fitzgerald dresses well
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Did he to a game between two teams he doesn't care about by himself?
That’s pretty cool.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
He's a cool guy
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Oh jeez.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Is Larry Fitzgerald going to prom?
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
In the Seahawks Cardinals game yesterday, there was so much slipping too
by players from both sides. I don’t know why the stadium can’t fix this problem.
"That guy (Larry Fitzgerald) looks like Ray Charles."-My dad
I think it’s time to put this old guy to bed.
/49er16's dad4EDSBS
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
i have acquired stone ruination ipa
also some zinfandel.
enough to share.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 PM EST reply actions
Tape all the bottles to your hands
Don’t stop until bottles are empty
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
played "Edward 40-hands" my senior year for the send-off concert. started at 8am.
my friend and i were talking in that “Darmok with arms wide open” language from Star Trek by noon. except with inside jokes rather than the tv stuff.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
HEY GUYS SO I TOTALLY HAD THE MUNCHIES TODAY AFTER A THREE DAY NEW YEAR'S EVE BINGE!

AND I BOUGHT A BAG OF CHIPS AT THE GROCERY STORE AND YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS! THE DAMN THINGS STARTED TALKING TO ME AND THEY WERE TOTALLY GOING ON AND ON ABOUT COLLEGE AND SOMETHING BUT NO SERIOUSLY A TALKING BAG OF CHIPS! OH MAN, THERE GOES MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION NOT TO CONVERSE WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS!
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Somewhere, 8-Ball is talking to a dolphin.
Or snorting a dolphin.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Goal line offense!!!!
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I haven't been in the threads much today.
But I’ve been thinking about you since you barf posted from the baffroom on NYE in the wee hours. Everything all good now?
I sold a man a thing of pepper spray for 7 ratty dollars at 2 am for cab fare
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
You shouldn't abuse alcoholics.
That’s not nice.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
why?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
absolutely.
I didn’t leave the apartment for 28 hours afterward. My girlfriend was both displeased and amused by the entire episode.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
For your memory. :)
Whiie I’m busy, throwing up in a strangers bathroom, know this, EDSBS Commentators:
You are the fucking best. Ever.
by SuperJew on Jan 1, 2012 12:51 AM PST via mobile reply actions 6 recs
rec’d for stopping mid-hurl to type that.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly’s Gyros on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 AM PST up reply actions
I just rewatched Bridesmaids-am thinking of a certain scene with you in mind.
Don’t barf on your phone and Happy New Year. Here’s wishing you 3 Ibuprofen, a cool washcloth and a large glass of water.
by wazzu93 on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 AM PST up reply actions
I love your avatar too.
by wazzu93 on Jan 1, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions
Cheers!
by bevonyc on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 AM PST up reply actions
Flush once if you are still with us, flush twice if we need to call someone on your behalf.
by wazzu93 on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 AM PST up reply actions
He’s spending an awful lot of time talking about Miss. State’s quarterback.
/REELLLLLFFFFF
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly’s Gyros on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 AM PST up reply actions
by wazzu93 on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I was there but I was playing Civ instead of posting.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Don't you know?
Holds are worth bonus Millenpoints!
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
might want to retire the wildcat formation
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Stanford uses WILDCAT.
It’s not very effective…
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, it's Weis-cat bad.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Disclaimer: Does not apply to Purdue 2009.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
That's WR Emeritus Golden Tate to you, sir.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Notre Dame uses RED ZONE PASS INTO TRIPLE COVERAGE
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
This is going to be a long year, isn't it?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Soon, you will experience the Denardening.
And it will be the single most annoying experience of your life.
Soon.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
single most?
you read ndnation regularly, don’t you?
that is high praise.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Don't worry, Bud will have a plan.
He’ll have Bruce Tay…wait, he’s hurt? He’ll just spy him with Jeron Gou…wait, he’s hurt too?
/looks at rest of LBs
//imagines Eddie Whitley flailing at Denard 15 yards downfield
Shit.
/giggles
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
/realizes VT will have to win a shootout
//likes the idea of VT’s receivers against Michigan’s secondary
//remembers the offensive coordinator eats paste
///cries
/sends third-string kicker out to attempt short field goal
/hits his own linemen in back
/furk
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
/ESPN hires Cody Journell as color commentator
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
Just join the ACC and this all goes away...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
It's just a fancy name for a jet sweep with someone else handing it off anyway.
I don’t get why acted like they had just invented the T-formation or some shit.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
NFLAIDS
DIRECT SNAP TO RB — AMAZING INNOVATION IN CREATIVE ACHIEVEMENT
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
KILL IT
KILL THE HEATHEN
HE MUST CONFORM
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Okie State playing defense for 2 downs, will they do it for a 3rd?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions
Not even close.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
so either of you shitheads actually plan on winning this game?
after UGA Sparty the rest of the day seemed boring
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
meh humorous Wisky fail
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Stanford.....just run left for Godsakes.....
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 11:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
"Jim Plunkett would have already won this game by now."-My dad
He’s becoming more senile as this game goes along.
LOL
Almost over, don’t worry
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I would prefer your dad in the booth
Over Millen.
By a mile.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Millen, it's one thing to use a technical football term without explaining it.
It’s another thing to use some kind of really esoteric thing like “okie-doke” without giving the slightest intimation of what the fuck you might be talking about because nothing you’ve said in the last three hours has made sense.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
LOSIN' ONE FOR THE GIPPER
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
We secretly replaced Millen's water with grain alcohol, let's see what happens.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
(Then we noticed that Millen's water was actually grain alcohol to begin with.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I z'd over 400 religion posts without commenting or reading
I feel like that chick in the Indiana Jones movie who avoided all those spiders.
It's like OSU defense only plays either run or pass on any given down
and if you do the opposite, they’re completely fucked.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
GET YOUR PAD LEVEL DOWN EVERYONE, GET IT DOWN
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
PADS
DOWN
BIG SMALL
GIPPERS
WITNESS PROTECTION
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
CATCHPHRASE
ITS NOT FOR WOMEN
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD NAPA KNOW HOW
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Another gem from my father earlier today
“You know Spurrier is a great coach, but boy did he suck as the Niners QB.”
Your dad is amazing
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Can we get your dad and Pain in the Sash's dad as our personal Statler and Waldorf?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
[The Charles iz fat joke goes here.]
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
good thing stanford doesn't play osu
would hate to see a singing dancing crap of the world shape unto “*-10”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
STRATEGIC. CALORIC. ADVANTAGE
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
It's weird watching this game on ESPN3 with no ads
I almost, kinda, miss the ads. I can’t believe ESPN hasn’t figured out a way to profitably fill the gaps online.
Are you missing out on HAVING A REAL GOOD TIME?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Would you rather see ALL THE BEATS AND CAPITAL ONE AD?
I don’t think so
/Had to suffer through Capital One ads for entire regular season
/Not happy about it
On ESPN3? I've had exactly 0 all day.
But the truth is, I usually mute during ads, and my wife sometimes yells at me if she doesn’t like silence. She yelled at me tonight, and it wasn’t my fault.
I'm getting close to a Corso moment.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 PM EST reply actions
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FG derps
Ice me, bro
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 3, 2012 12:13 AM EST via mobile reply actions





















