LATE SHIFT: KISSED BY A ROSE BOWL 4TH QUARTER & COME FIESTA BOWL KICKOFF THREAD
by Luke Zimmermann on Jan 2, 2012 8:12 PM EST
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Oh hi, I didn't see you there. I was too busy embracing the awesomeness of now. Since about the middle of the 4th quarter of the Outback Bowl on, the last 4 hours have been pure unadulterated OWNAGE.
There's little evidence to suggest that the final bit of the Rose Bowl and the ensuing matchup of 4th ranked Stanford and 3rd ranked Oklahoma State won't offer similar. Get yourself situated, put your feet up, crack open the beverage of your choice, and become one with it. It's far easier this way.
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He has like his harem of female managers standing around behind him.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Look how interesting your life is if you have a pick up truck
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Just imagine if you were the truck
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
I like driving in my truck.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
UGA's Field Goal kickers suck.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
hey
"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Do you think Oregon calls its linebackers "Huey" "Dewey" and "Louie"...
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 8:19 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
They should.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This is what happens
when the NFL changes new years day
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
who's calling the fiesta?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
"THERE'S NO TWO MINUTE WARNING LIKE IN THE NFL"
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
pray it's not the same conference that called the chik-fil-a bowl`
still trying to find out where that crew was from…
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
meant refs
and now I see you meant announcers ;)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
During Bowl Games I feel like we're part of a MASH unit
And constantly have to pack up and move our camp every so often to a new front line
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
All of them, duh
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
high life
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
still on Diet Mt. Dew. Will switch to Kraken soon
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Yuengling
Can it, beer snobs.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
This is news to me. Perhaps they're from areas it isn't?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
There was a discussion to this effect the other night.
I think it was mostly derogatory towards those who live in such beer-starved lands that they think Yuengling is, like, special. I just have some in my fridge from the holidays and decided to drink it.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Nailed it
(People in KY think it’s special because it’s not distributed here, so when someone goes to Nashville for a show and they bring it back omg omg omg omg omg)
Sposed to be SEC
bud light
/knows YOU"RE not surprised
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I ain't no beer snob.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I have like two cases of that left in my fridge from NYE.
I love the stuff.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I'm not seeing a problem here.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Someone bad mouths Yuengling?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
That's the best of the macrobrews
I don’t know who would complain about that, especially with the discussion of last thread
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
their black and tan is my parents' new fav beer
best cheap beer on the market, i say
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
/opens Harpoon Octoberfest
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
mix that with some scotch
makes us more interesting, you an lot handsomer
are these real bloggers' posts?
#teamwater
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Ye olde Coca-Cola.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
duganA IPA, it was one of my celebration/misery drinks in prep for the gata bowl
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm having a REAL GOOD TIME.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Divers & sundry leftovers from New Year's Eve.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
You know, as many points as have been scored in this game
The defenses really haven’t been that bad. Offenses just really fucking good.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
wisconsin just can't run anybody down
any play that goes for more than 10 seems like it goes to the house
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Not a lot of speed in the UW secondary
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
not by Oregon's standard
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I was thinking that too. This game seems well played.
Unlike Baylor-UW, which just felt like a defensive derpfest.
it's just right
for those of us hoping for a 124-127 8 OT game.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Yep.
And that I got to see my team win there was fantastic.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
oregon?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Who do you think is in the Puddles costume, singing over the PA system
QuackQuack GaGa
Here is The Twitter
THEY AINT GOT NO HEART, PAWWWWWLLLL!
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
the band that also is the soundtrack for my life?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Alright, let's get it going here
Wisconsin’s offense has looked average in the second half
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
#TeamBeefCheeseToastFense
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
In honor of tonight
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
that defense
woof
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
TAH-NOO-TAH to Illinois?
Lulz.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:23 PM EST reply actions
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Want your bad romance
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:23 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
*sings along* *is shot to stop the horror*
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Got your bad defense"
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Didn't know you spoke Chinese
by Synaesthesia on Jan 2, 2012 8:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think the post video is worth the watch
Legos Uber Alles.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Ahh, be it ever so humble there is no place like my HDTV screen
and like this game, we’s goin’ full ham!!! HAM!!!!!!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions
Huh. Look at that. Iowa used to play in Rose Bowls.
/trolly trolly troll
HEY. THEY WON A CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP 100 YEARS AGO
LEAVE THEM ALONE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well then troll Nebraska
We’ve actually won a BCS in the last 5 years.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
It's actually a good thing we had yesterday off
We got a chance to recover before today
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Gonna have to drain all the clock and tie it, I fear
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's not good for your guys, not at all
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Good News, Wisconsin.
Looks like you won’t need a 2-point conversion this time.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Oh shit, cheese.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
ZOMG
Ducks ball!
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
oh cheeseburgers
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
Badg-derp
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
Not sure about that recovery
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Holy shit.
That ball stopped dead on the grass.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions
first time for everything
/only a real Rose Bowl if it is a B1G an a Pac10/12 team.
/sorry TCU, them’s the rules
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Not your fault, Cheesetoast.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
who says white chip kelly's can't jump?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions
i kind of thought so.
no mention by the announcers.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Only if he possesses it, I think
not just touches it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I wonder. I know a defensive player who's out of bounds can't touch it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It's possible that an offensive player doing so is just an illegal touch, which Oregon could decline.
I don’t know. But a defensive player, it’s definitely immediate dead ball.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You'd think so.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Hard to say
He touched it but I don’t think he had touched out of bounds when he touched the ball. There was never a clear angle that showed it.
Way to go, badgers.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
/posts cardinals
/mad bro?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
?
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
i've never had the threads slow down, and that even killed my computer
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
server is choking that pic at the source
are these real bloggers' posts?
by BoKno on Jan 2, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hint for you: height tags don't change the file size.
Don’t use 1280×1024 pictures here.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Wallpaper size.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh wow that is a huge picture.
So here’s the thing. You can resize it with height tags, but everyone still has to download the full-size image. It’s just re-rendered at a smaller size locally.
Always, always find a version of the image as close to the intended final size as possible.
So what you're saying is
Fuck height tags?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Separate issues.
Height tag makes it less of a pain to navigate within the thread, but they won’t help with huge files. Height tag is probably good enough if its 2x the size you want; anything larger, find a pre-shrunk version.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well, there's this pelican dropping a gonad while choking a small dog.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
that was most bizarre and CONSPIRACY PAWWWLLLLLLLLL
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
That turnover was so unique
I can’t believe ND didn’t try it first this year
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 2, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if only they had a conference title game to play in, they may have attempted it
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
at one point this year, I think that was our kicker.
/jk
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That ball came out entirely because he didn't have it 4 pointed...
let it get away from his side
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Eating and watching ham.....
It’s HAAAAAAAAAAAM-tastic!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions
Another thing by dad did
Said a word completely made up to the call on the field. I asked how he spells that and he goes “F-U-C-K”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions
Wisconsin, it's a shame that ball didn't JUMP AROUND
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions 40 recs
The way you frogs fixate on Wisconsin, you'd think you lost the Rose Bowl
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO
Also, that post appeared on my screen with 3 recs already.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Mine too, then I clicked rec and it was at 16. Dayum.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Sonny Jurgensen and Sam Huff, ladies and gentlemen!
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sonny knows what's going on, he just ran out of fucks about 1999
Sam thinks he’s in Pittsburgh. But I still enjoy their stylings – it’s a good match for the product on the field.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Plaid.
(assuming I’m not the last to rec; mine was 24)
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
i can't believe that came back to haunt them
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I'm ashamed to admit this
But I think “Kiss From a Rose” is a good song.
(BTW, Go Ducks. Don’t choke like you always do)
Why are you ashamed?
That is a good song.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If you liked the movie it was associated with...well...
that’d be a different story
Here is The Twitter
GAH
I can’t hate those two movies, though. We may never get Christopher Nolan taking over if it weren’t for those shitshows.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've liked most of the Oregon unis this season...
I hate these.
bleh
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
yep
Beat Penn (1917)
Lost to Harvard (1920)
Lost to Ohio State (1958)
Lost to Penn State (1995)
Lost to Ohio State (2010)
by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ohio State was damn good in the 2009 season
And the Clock Nazi’d Oregon
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And held the ball for basically 3 full quarters
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's glorious when you're the boa
When you’re the rat, it’s terrible
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
though if you're really unhappy about it, i imagine you can find some of the rings on ebay
/sobs
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Bielema has earned his "can't win the big game" reputation in some very interesting ways
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You make Peggy sad!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Mayhem
Fave commercials right now
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 8:33 PM EST via Android app reply actions 1 recs
Kirk Herbstreit:
Be in all the ads!
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Should have about 30 seconds if we get a stop here
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
it can still happen. How is Bielma clock management?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
did you see him burn those 2 TOs ealier?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
So you're saying there's a chance...
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Abbederis has a couple PR TDs this year
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Bielema looks confused
Maybe hes talking to Peggy
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 8:34 PM EST via Android app reply actions 1 recs
is her number on the card?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Someone told him it wasn't butter
Now he needs to by another fried chicken so he can have a proper dinner
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't even realize there was only 20 seconds left
Fuck
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
When the threads move at this speed
I seriously start losing track of the game.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
well if Wiskey wins by a hail mary
kharma is real y’all
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
ties with a hail mary
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
they would have to WIN by 2 pt conversion
but the sentiment still stands.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
It happened to them last year, too.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Timeouts stop the clock
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
16 seconds for 90 yards?
Yeah, Russell Wilson could do it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions
Get Thomas a White Girl
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Those helmets are definitely a different color than they were at the start
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Need a deep dish Cheesetoast STAT!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
like i need another reason to stress over shit right now
/stupid family drama
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
HUGZ
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
stress over shit...
how about: …MACK BROWN IS STICKING AROUND ANOTHER YEAR!!!
are these real bloggers' posts?
by BoKno on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hugz.
That is some shit.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
/fetches chloe a beer
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
all the fucking beer
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
phrasing.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
better than all the beer fucking?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
that's what the rest of the internet is for.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Hug?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Cheers. Family's always embarrassing isn't it?
/two years since home for holidays
//not playing Confederate Gothic soap opera bullshit
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
CAKE!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That is some sad looking cake.
It needs a hug.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i feel like there would be dual cheering up with that cake
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
For Chloe to hug!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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/steals cake
Sorry Chloe.
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its ok, I have brad wing
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Give him back next monday, he'll be needed a lot me thinks
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I haz two, one for each of you:
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'll take the one on the left.
I already have one like the one on the right.
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Because he got blown up
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, prevent defense.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions
Oof, that hit looked like it hurt in a big way
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
GAME WINNING SPIKE
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HAIL MARY FULL OF CHEESE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions
No way that took 2 seconds
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
well maybe...
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
clock starts before snap, refs start the clock after chains moved, not when ball snapped
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
1 + a fraction.
If the clock was internally at 1.2 seconds or so, it would be enough.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Russel Wilson might not get the W
but he’s the truth y’all
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Nebraska fans, your thoughts plz?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions
X
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
obligatory rec
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
i disagree
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ball hit the ground with 1 second still on the clock in that one.
Didn’t here.
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Where is his still wrong?
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they don't teach that in texas
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe they could leave it on if that was the call on the field
but not if you mean the replay showed it should be reversed
well, yeah, if Mack Brown asks for it
but Bielema is a dick. It says so on the card.
by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh wow. Time ran out.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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POPCORN.GIF
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That should be over...
I wouldn’t be surprised if they put 1 on, but it’s over
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wisconsin in a tough situation
No way you can run a play in that formation, but I don’t think he got it off
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions
No, they didn't.
Wow.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Fast 2 to 1.
It wasn’t a full second. Very deceiving.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's the problem with 1-second resolution display on the clock.
I’m pretty sure it internally keeps better resolution (and carries it over between stoppages), but it doesn’t display.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Think this is correct
Also, and this may be stupid, but with this type of clock, “1” on the clock means anywhere from .01 to 0.99 seconds, 2 means anything from 1.00 to 1.99, etc, right?
Sposed to be SEC
Well, if it works like the one we have for the scoreboard at school, yes.
When you run the box in the pressbox, you can see it.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I believe that's correct.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It is going to depend on how it is programmed and the delays on the circuitry.
I have no idea of the circuits involved in the ‘official’ clocks nor the tolerances.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
All I know is there is a censor in the refs whistles that stops the clock, or is supposed to anyway, when the whistle is sounded
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"Did they start the clock before it was snapped?"
YES, BECAUSE THE CLOCK DOESN’T START ON THE SNAP HERB
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Shades of Ryan Leaf.
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
DEY STARTED THE CLOCK EARLY PAWWWWWWWWWLLL!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions
Dumbest shit ever
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well Wisconsin
Bret Michaels was right. Every Rose does have its thorn. In a few hours, we’ll find out if every Cowboy has a sad sad song
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
rec'd/get out for poison reference
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
BOOOO.
FUCK STANFURD
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
NO
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Game over.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Well shit
At least we lose in exciting ways.
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by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That you do.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Or don't step back and do a guitar hero windmill before spiking
just spike into your feet
by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Give them 1 second back
Damn
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Well, that is a new way to lose a game.
by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I hate those anticlimactic endings.
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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he won that game
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
i blocked that one out
was thinking UT.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Might have been 1.4 or something like that
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Probably like only 2.1 seconds
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, that has to be really painful
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I feel for Wiscy there.
Not how I would have liked the game to end.
by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
......and The Purdue and Sparty alone stand up for B1G pride
woof.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Illinois.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DIVISIONAL CHAMPION, SIR.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And Illinois.
Or do we not count it since they beat UCLA?
DAYUM THAT WAS A GAME TIL THE VERY END YEEHAW
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well, not happy at the very end but still a great game. Oregon 45 Wisconsin 38
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
seriously
I demand clocks with tenths of seconds
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Would be useful. If that clock was really at something like 1.2 vs. 1.9 it makes a big difference.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
It would be nice to know you had 1.2 seconds instead of 1.9. Could make a huge difference in deciding what to do.
by db5 on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Then would they have .1 second perhaps?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
On that play, no
But at least they would know that there would be no way a spike would work.
by db5 on Jan 2, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
This.
No way Wilson spikes if he sees 1.5 or something like that.
Still really, really stupid.
by Cheeseandcorn on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think if he just throws it to the ground immediately he may have pulled it off
He took a step back and hesitated first though.
You have to take a step back
Or its a fumble
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
You sure?
http://www.ehow.com/facts_4794897_rules-spiking-ball-stop-clock.html
“In an attempt to stop the clock from running, the quarterback may spike the ball into the ground. After accepting the snap from the center, the quarterback can throw the ball directly down to stop the game clock.”
that's some damn good hustle
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Well if he doesn't take a step back, he has nowhere to raise his arm
You need to make an intentional spiking motion, not just take the ball and immediately throw it down without raising your arm
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen people sort of take the snap
and immediately chest pass it to the floor. They never really move their feet or raise their arm.
Not true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0PlSP5Mxb0 At the 5:25 mark
Osweiler gets it, throws it down immediately. Perfectly legal.
He's lined up farther back from center
So that he’s not right up underneath him. He’s still making a spike motion, his arms raise.
Wilson was all up in his center like a moron.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Umm,
’bama outplayed LSU Brent, just was an ugly game to watch, or to watch twice.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Didn't expect that ending, but congrats to Oregon
and way to hang in there, Wisconsin.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
What a painful way for this thing to end for Wisky
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
If Michigan wins this will be the worst bowl season ever
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"the team that may have given LSU their best game of the year.."
after weeks of kissing our ass I finally hear ESPN troll bama
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
YOU CAN'T GO BACK AND CHANGE THE PAST HERBIE
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Could Sparty have had a better day today?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Eh, I don't hate Wisconsin (much) (at least in football).
Nor Penn State and Nebraska. My rooting interests in B1G games went 2-3 – which, for being favored only in one, isn’t too shabby.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Let's go Stanford
Trees, all the trees
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 8:42 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Roll Trees Roll?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Too soon.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh shit didn't even think of that
sorry barners haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I was there.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
On behalf of the tournament of roses ...........
derp
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 8:45 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
BOOOO.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
"2 passes from an undputed B1G championship"
They won the goddamn championship game, you stupid fuck
You know who's undisputed SEC Champion?
LSU.
/Sorry for turning this into another SEC Circle Jerk
PAC-12! PAC-12! PAC-12!
Darren, you don't go to Texas.
Stop with the hook ’em horns.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Russell Wilson
Wins the 2012 Biggest Derp, and Stupidest Decision Award
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rental qbs gonna make rental decisions
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yeah, i felt bad for wisko until i saw BB on the sideline after. then i didn't feel bad anymore.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Wilson isn’t in position to guess wrong as to whether that’s a long 2 seconds or short 2 seconds on the clock if they don’t blow the timeout for no good reason earlier.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Naw Myron Rolle or Clemson's QB won that
Or maybe Marquel Wade when he obliterated a Vandy puntcatcher then taunted
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Wade.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Limiting it to CFB, I'd nominate Wade.
All sports, it would have to be UCONN’s Roscoe Smith.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh jeez. That was awesome.
Wasn’t that worst of the worst for over a month?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Was that the full-court heave with five seconds left?
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Neither was in the god damn Rose Bowl
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Where the game is doesn't make a fucking stupid decision less stupid
In fact stupidity means MORE in the regular season.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
You see, most bands wear 19th-Century style uniforms.
But Stanford’s band wears contemporary clothing that does not fit within fashion norms.
It’s quite clever, you see.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
They also play inappropriate music
For the lulz you see
/is of the belief that sometimes violence is the answer
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
As the husband of a Cal Band alum
violence is ALWAYS the answer to the Junior University Marching Band.
//would not object to Vandy band assuming a similar schtick
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
They're very avant garde.
Like Carlos Mencia.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
just write something racist on a urinal and call it art
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that was the reference.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Indeed
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It always frustrates me when it see the film that none of the band members tried to make the tackle.
You can bet your ass I would have.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
What's the blanx quote?
“Anyone who says violence is not the answer is just not applying the correct amount of violence.”?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
alright, y'all
I’m out. night!
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Holy Shit
Year end Revenue for the the restaurant topped 750,000, this includes a month in which the kitchen was closed for renovations.
That is about a 6% growth from last year.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
steak joke/pun?
I’ll rec it anyways.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Twas.
Wasn’t supposed to be at first, then I realized it could be and left it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/jumping high five
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Congratulations, obviously you are doing something right.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
It felt like a down year
This is why you can’t trust day to day assumptions about these things
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Do you keep track with Quickbooks or something?
Although I’m not sure how you could/would compare days between years.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
The software that controls the cash registers and receipts keeps daily, weekly, and monthly counts
I settle the daily count against the cash and credit card receipts every morning and adjust as needed.
Then I have a restaurant specific Quickbooks-like program for tax purposes. Between those two I can find all the information I need.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
If you could import into Excel, might be interesting (for you) to see how your charts compare year to year.
I’ve only done this with energy consumption and it can be interesting to see how close or how far things are from expected.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I could tell you exactly how much money I made in any given month in any given year and a few key dates like holidays
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
what is average money spent by each cover?
I always found this to be important restaurant stat.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on the night
I average about 6 – 7000 on a weekend night. Fridays are a ton of 30 dollar “two fish sandwiches and a few beers” while Saturdays are a fewer number of 70 dollar “two prime ribs and a couple high balls”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I for a time worked in a restaurant where the owner
was obsessed with money spent by each cover. He would rail against the front of the house if it was off from where he thought it should be for the given service. Guy was a total douche. He got out of the restaurant business and bought a hotel. I do see his point though. Easy way to track front of house performance.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck that
Nothing is more annoying than trying to “up-sell” every table. Answer the customers questions, be courteous and let the food speak for itself.
I’m in a relatively small town. I need people to feel like they’re welcome here no matter how much they can spend. Nothing is more likely to drive a customer away for good than making them feel like you’re trying to milk every dime out of them.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
and this is probably how you get to be up 6% in a sluggish economy
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I worked at a deli that charged for lettuce, tomato, and onion.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Unless I got 7 lbs per sandwich, I'd never return.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
that's just fucking stupid
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I kept reading that as "Dell" and I was really confused for a bit
they paid you in produce???
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I agree and it was a fucked up place.
He bought it from the really well respected chef who came on the weekends and whenever he felt like it as kind of a chef emeritus. The sous chef who had been with chef for 30 plus years ran the kitchen really well. Front of the house was mix of lifers and young men. But you had to grease the Maitre ’d for the best section and so on. Place printed money. High end italian food. Sous chef got cancer. Katrina. Place never reopened. Lump crabmeat ravioli in a kind of alfredo sauce was the famous dish. I used to ring around 2K on weekend nights in the mid ’90s.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Cha-CHING
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
are you accepting resumes?
do you offer dental?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Reaches up as high as he can for high five
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Shit yo, I file my extensions pre-emptively
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"More" Stanford fans?
Those are Bama fans who never made it all the way back from Pasadena two years ago.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Didn't Stanford sell out all the Fiesta Bowl tickets
While VTech didn’t?
Neither us, Clemson, WVU, Oklahoma, or most schools sold out their allotments this year.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Purdue did.
And we were in the Pizza Bowl.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We did! We did!
Actually that may have just been ransom to get out of Memphis safely.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah but that's like a 20 min drive and you get free tickets with a large 2-topping.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Well, that was in Detroit
A pretty short drive
240 miles.
None of it highway, really. Also, it’s Detroit.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Agaiun, Arkansas & Kansas State sold out the Cotton Bowl before the NC game was even announced
And that’s a big ass stadium
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I think the fan is well aware,
He just celebrated by stroking another $10M check for women’s quidditch.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If the center had snapped the ball before the ball was declared live, what would have happened?
could they have done that to stop the clock?
Here is The Twitter
probably mandatory 10 sec runoff for offensive penalties under those conditions, if I remember right
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
False Start
Game over
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Those two execs and their suits look like something out of Anchorman.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Good game for Oregon
That said, come on, Wisconsin, even we beat Oregon in the Rose Bowl
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions
Wisconsin should have just run a play.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Either he is nervous, or has a legit issue,
But why even interview a D-Player on a team who gave up 38 points?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
How did that kid get that high so quickly?
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Quickly?
He smoked at halftime
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
i hate to mock kids' intelligence based on small sample size and large stages
but yeah that didn’t come across very well. i had to watch “idiocracy” the other day and i had a flashback to the dialogue.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
BRAWNDO!
It’s what Plants Crave!
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it has electrolytes and stuff!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They actually made some of those.
My buddy has one on his desk @ work. I’m surprised it hasn’t eaten the container from the inside.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Idiocracy as a whole? Not very funny.
That feeling of doom in your stomach you get when you realize Idiocracy’s depictions of human behavior and predictions of human society may be too close to reality for comfort? That cements it as an all-timer.
Sposed to be SEC
I think Idiocracy is pretty funny
Crude, but funny
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
pretty much this
especially after realizing that every single joke was “poor people are dumb and not as good as us”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
ok, and i did get a kick out of the "House of Representin' "
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it made a point
To make the smart yuppie couple in the beginning look just as freaking stupid.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
It was a very good concept,
but felt like they ran out of money/ideas half way through. Office Space is a more finished product.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This.
I actually didn’t laugh as much as I thought. It was more like watching a sci-fi movie.
That said, Starbucks “Gentlemen’s Lattes” and the Dildozer made me lose it.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And the president having the championship belt.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Monday Night Rehabilitation is just the natural development of UFC
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Judge might the greatest social commentator of our time
To quote Beavis and Butthead when watching a clip of Teen Mom
Beavis: This acting is worse than porn
Butthead: I think this is real
Beavis: Oh, oh, yeah, so she’s not a bad actor, she’s a bad person.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, I've been able to tolerate the new Beavis and Butthead only during the "TV watching" segments.
Those are awesome. The stories, not so much.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I'm perpetually 14 so I find it hilarious
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i loved them trying to catch the rat
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I had no idea there was new B&B, must check out on demand
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
I think there have been 8 episodes so far.
It’s a bit better than I thought it would be.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
BellyLOL
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Calling the game of an Oklahoma State-type team must be Millen's dream
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions
/drafts Justin Blackmon #2
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
/Jags glares
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
How the hell you have cutting edge uniform style and
such ugly ass championship gear!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions
Why is champ gear always so shitty?
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 8:48 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
So that the losing team's gear will blend into the third world county it's shipped to?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I still wanna know where the "PAC12 South Champs" merch went!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
It's Nike.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
"We blew the budget on the gold tassels and chrome paint. Do we have any grey T shirts left?"
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow heather cox
Has an edward james almos thing going
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 8:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Shift-A
Is this where we are? I can’t catch up.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
I'm over here, rolling in the monies (it helps to ease the pain)
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
See, you could have kept the giant bear-puppy afterall!
How did your Dad like him, by the way?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
He's a terror, but they love him
to quote my dad “He acts like a puppy, but shits like a horse”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's fantastic!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Now that is a dog
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds about right!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Be a man make a pick
Okie State by 2 TDs
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Sorry Stanford, justice must be served
Therefore I root for Okie State to beat you by 40 points
by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
THIS
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I agree.
Though I’m usually kinda fond of the Farm.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yep.
Ordinarily I’d cheer for Stanford here (nerds unite, yo), but this is for a greater purpose.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's no amount of points that OSU can beat Stanford to get a split title
Even if Alabama wins 10000 to 0, LSU will be undisputed champions
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
According to the BCS
but they’re not the only body that crowns champions
by Nigel_T on Jan 2, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I want Alabama to beat LSU 9-6 in OT
So we can have a giant argument as who won the NC
I'm on for OSU
because 1) Fuck Stanfurd, 2) I’m bitter that we don’t have an alum with one brazillion simoleons to stroke a check every time we want a private toilet for our coach, 3) I’m sick of Andrew Luck and I’m pretty sure he murdered five hookers in East Palo Alto, 4) Fuck Stanfurd, 5) 90% of their students have no idea football is on right now, and 6) Fuck Stanfurd, that’s why.
I will now need a shower.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/daps
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Of all these points, only number 5 is one that I would consider valid
But, as Missing T said, nerds gotta unite
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
What he said.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Clearly Stanford is the "Lonely Island" team vs OkSt "Turquoise Jeep" in this matchup
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 8:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Alas, I can no longer say that we had a Rose Bowl win more recent than Oregon
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Same here. I has a sad.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Same here.
We still have a Rose Bowl win more recent than Illinois and Minnesota though
I suppose it might be interesting to see who doesn't have a Rose Bowl win more recently than Cal.
1937 was a long fucking time ago.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pittsburgh, Columbia, Georgia Tech, Notre Dame, Harvard, Utah, Arizona, Washington State
by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So only Utah, Zona, and Wazzu from the Rose Bowl conferences.
furk.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
What about Colorado?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, Colorado too
Which makes Utah, Arizona, Wazzu, Colorado only teams from Pac-12 to not win the Rose Bowl.
Big Ten – Nebraska, Indiana and that’s it
by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And here
1925’d
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Still have one more recent than Arizona
/you’re welcome, Erik T
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And here (1929)
though I hadn’t realized it had been so long for the Ducks.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Gundy is a MAN!
He applies his own hair gel!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I have to say that was surprisingly tasty stuff.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YALL ARE THE REALEST BITCHES ALIVE, GO DUCKS!
by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
at least 11 wins in first season as coach...
hhmmmmm Larry Coker on that list?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Hello again, everyone
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I like to think that every time Millen and McDonough are together
We’re 50/50 for an on-air murdere suicide
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
yea
zero warning
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
over to ESPN
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
so I miss anything while traveling?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
"This is the most anticipated game of the bowl season"
troll hard
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
How badly will the Stanford band embarrass themselves and Stanford at halftime?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions
No more than usual.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's funny because shirtless nerds.
Which is something you would not typically expect.
So.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, we make our band wear blazers
Even if they don’t know to actually play after big stops or before big 3rd down moments
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
this sounds like an ezra pound poem or something.
rec
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Stanford Band doesn't give a CUKF
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
prove to the world Ok State that you..
and you alone rightfully deserve to play for the title against LSU.
BWHAHAHAHA SUCK IT OKIE STATE BAMA REMATCH WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...
Thank heaven for Matt Millen.
I haven’t had the chance to listen to “Undun” yet and this is the perfect opportunity.
*LeSigh*
Hard to love Mrs. Rev’s Ducks as much as they deserve. Grateful I married a patient and understanding woman.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
SEC officiating crew
Trolling Okie State, I see.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
You're joking. Please tell me you're joking.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
It’s the really big-eyed ref. We need to get names for everyone
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Um. If they wanted that they'd go somewhere else.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
What is wrong with SEC officiating this game?
You are assuming the BCS is about matching up the best teams other than 1 and 2, for differing values of 1 and 2.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
You..don't see it? It's an SEC team that beat out Okie State for #2
You didn’t put those pieces together?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
ticket sales.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
VIRGINIA TECH
TRAVEL
LUNCHPAIL
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh shit SEC crew
Stanford’s got the win in the bag y’all!
REC made sure the fix is in!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
An SEC crew for this game?
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
oh shit
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Stanford Band, you are an embarrassment to all marching bands.
I hope you don’t plan to go out at halftime looking like that.
Go Gamecocks!
I'm as big a band geek as they come.
But I love the Stanford Band. They don’t give a single fuck for any conventional band stuff, and I think it’s glorious.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but they're those people who think they're super funny despite being terrible and offensive
Real scramble bands can be funny and good.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with this.
I don’t really understand how so many people in the commentariat are huge fans of not giving a fuck, but then they hate the Stanford band.
Stanford band does give a fuck
What the fuck are you talking about?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I appreciate good trolling by bands, but Stanford is neither funny nor original.
And they try way to hard to convince us they don’t give a fuck.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Basically
Stanford Band is the original definition of an internet troll (crude, bitter, unfunny), not EDSBS humorously sarcastic troll.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
They're the band equivalent of that guy at the Houston Penn State bowl
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
HURR DURRR
LOOK AT ME I REACHED FOR LOW HANGING FRUIT I’M EDGY.
Wow, the Stanford Band is Dane Cook.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
And there goes a rec
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
That's a very apt description.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
From the things I've seen...
Rice’s band is our kind of troll.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This!
Or the MIT pranksters for the Harvard-Yale game
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
WEATHER BALLOON UNDER THE TURF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
My favorite was the operant conditioning of the birds
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Video?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know if it exists
But MIT kids trained birds to flock when someone blew a whistle. Not good for a football game, obviously
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure if there is...
but they supposedly dressed in ref’s shirts, blew whistles, and threw seed on the ground
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Troll hard, smart kids.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I may or may not have gotten in trouble at my old school for encouraging the senior prank
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I couldn't go to high school today
We had watergun fights in class, with replica-real-weapon waterguns, there was spontaneous disco, and when the Physics Club tried to build a homecoming blimp, we tried to build a cruise missile to take it down.
College sucked compared to high school. Go out of state, kids.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
My freshman year of high school, I think half the guys did one of their speeches on how to clean a gun.
I doubt that would go over well these days.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Kids in NYC used to ride the subway with .22 rifles for riflery class
Imagine THAT today
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
We had watergun fights...hell, we had catechism fights(throwing of the books, not arguments)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Now THAT is finishing the drill.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I still like that their President said after that incident
“There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I was involved. But I wish there was.”
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Caltech gets a shout-out here.
Legendary Rose Bowl trolling.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yea pranks are all fun and games
until one of your insane fans commits bio terror
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
Your shenanigans are cruel and tragic
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
obligatory pistol whip for the next person who says Shenanigans
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
What's the name of that restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls?
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You mean TGI Friday's.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Bama is Farva. So much this.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh great. A bar of soap.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I GOT YOU GOOD FUCKER
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
CalTech Rose Bowl trolls ftw
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Because they're a bunch of privileged kids that tread on spidery topics quite frequently and are juvenile about it?
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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I dig the spiders and the juvenilia
it’s the privilege and sloppiness that get me. I’m also a Cal man
Also considering that they are actual juveniles
What do you expect? I don’t know. I just like them because they play punk rock and I could care less about feeling holier then them.
by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're over 18
They’re not juveniles. They also went to Stanford. So, yeah, I expect more out of them.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
You expect a bunch of college dork kids in a completely insulated atmosphere to act like mature human beings?
You make a salient point
I again advocate that violence is sometimes the answer. Because sometimes people don’t respond to any threat but a fist to the face.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Its for you
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well
Not the threat of violence. That’s for Stanford Band
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I just don't understand why they get people's bile up so bad.
They’re just a bunch of assholes like everyone else was at that age. If you didn’t do stupid stuff, you were a prude. And it has little bearing on the kind of person you grow up to be.
I’m not saying the Stanford band is the best thing since sliced bread. I think they’re relatively harmless, but for some reason they attract this enormous scorn around here.
I am their fucking age
No, not everyone is like that.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
yeah i always get a little bit insulted after posts like that
we’re not all assholes.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
THEN YOU'RE A PRUDE
KNOCK OVER OLD PEOPLE AND SWEAR AT NUNS WHILE YOU ARE YOUNG AND CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not even about being a prude
Yes, we do stupid things. Giant house parties, hooking up with women we don’t know the origin of, stealing street signs, petty vandalism, possibly some criminal conspiracy. But I don’t fucking joke about people getting murdered in front of the people affected.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
exactly
there’s a huge difference between making bad decisions and being insensitive privileged pricks.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously.
They’re given a platform to act like fools, and it’s harmless. If you really think I’m calling you a prude, I feel bad. If you don’t act like the Stanford band, good for you.
I just don’t think making tasteless jokes is the end of the world. To act like they’re bad people is kind of dickish as well. If you met one of them on the street, you’d have no idea whether you were better than them or not.
i'm insulted because i hate giving them a break because they're just kids being kids
i just feel like if you’re in the process of getting a stanford education you should be able to be humorous without being tasteless and politically incorrect. it’s immature, insensitive, and not forgivable because they’re young and able to act like fools. they should be better than that.
agree to disagree, i guess.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Let's put it this way:
You wouldn’t want to see their performance if they played Penn State.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
/entire band of Pedobears
“Oh, it’s just kids being kids”
The Stanford Band is the /b/ of college bands.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Analogy = rec
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I guess I just don't see it as being so incendiary.
I also suppose I like it when they just wail on their instruments just to make noise, and that probably colors my assessment of everything else they do. 99% of people on earth probably hate that shit, so it gives them more reason to hate the band.
I will make this comment, though, knowing full well I’ll be pilloried for it: This commentariat can get into a group “holier than thou” mentality that sometimes can be off-putting. Maybe I’m just reacting to that.
You really don't have any idea of their history, do you?
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard the stories of the various offensive things they've done.
I couldn’t recall all of them verbatim, but I really don’t care anyway. Not a bit of it would ever make me want to punch someone out, or anything close to that.
My feelings are that there are very few heroes out there, and very few villains. Those people exist, but the Stanford band doesn’t fall in either category, so I’m not gonna get fired up about what they do.
When I say they’re kids being kids, I’m not so much making a point that they’re completely unaccountable for their actions. They are, to an extent. The real point I’m trying to make is that they’re fucking harmless. I just don’t see the reason to be so angry about them. Everyone is like “OOH they’d get their ass kicked by me!” For fucking what? How is that important?
Making fun of the priest scandal and the potato famine at a game at ND isn't kids being kids.
It’s douches being douches. That’s not “fucking harmless”. if you see that as “fucking harmless”, I got nothing for you. It’s wrong in every sense of the word. I’m not even Catholic, but it’s incredibly offensive.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So douchebags are a giant crisis in the world? No. They aren't.
Sorry; I can see how you would be offended by what they did. I find it pretty bad also. But in the long run it’s still a small thing. A bunch of kids being assholes is not an important thing in this world. They affect nothing. There are way bigger deals to be worried about. Maybe I’m just incapable of emotion, but the best I can come up with is to be mildly amused and move on.
Dude, no one's saying it's more important than curing cancer.
But it’s not something I’m going to laugh off as “kids being kids” either. They’re effing adults, and they are douches, and that’s far from the only event, just the only one that affects my school. We took care of the problem—they aren’t even allowed to play at games at Stanford vs. ND. Problem solved. I’m not advocating they be excecuted, but they’re sure as hell not “harmless kids”.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
In this case I think laughing it off is the best way to move forward.
Will you change their behavior? No. Will you ever really punch one of them out? No.
What damage have they done to you personally besides make you hate them? You could just as easily laugh. But at this point it’s an agree-to-disagree situation, I think. You deal with it differently than I do.
If I found it something to laugh about, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
I see no reason to accept what is unacceptable behavior. Laughing it off is accepting it. Good for you, I guess, that you feel that way, but I wouldn’t stand there and let someone go off with racial slurs or something like that, why should I ignore this? Yet an educational institution not only accepts it, but lets them continue doing it.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I guess I try to do what I can do but also accept what I can't change.
Mind you, accepting what you can’t change is not the same as accepting the behavior itself.
I certainly don’t condone racism, or really any behavior where one person believes they’re better than another. I don’t believe anybody is born deserving scorn, and and don’t believe anybody is born better than someone else.
But there is a difference between big injustice and little injustice. And there is a difference between big change and the type of change that one or two people can bring about (for good or bad).
I’m willing to bet that a lot of the Stanford band members who made fun of the potato famine have grown up to feel really guilty about what they did. So fuck, if that’s what it takes, maybe it’s a net gain. Do they deserve infinite scorn beyond this?
And for the ones that don’t feel bad? They’re just garden variety assholes. The world is full of them. If any one of them turns into a supervillain someday, it’s not because I didn’t hate him hard enough early on.
No, because if I met them on the street, they wouldn't be making jokes about the potato famine or whatever.
And if they did, they’d be on the street, not standing in it.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
I mean I'm kinda of a "prude" even in my whippersnapper years
You know if Stanford/Alabama had happened in the Superdome, they’d be making tornado/hurricane jokes left and right
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Or if they played Penn State or VaTech... think of the jokes.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
The truly ironic thing...
…is that Cal, of all places, has a student-led military-style band with no flags or twirly shit and didn’t even allow women until the 70s, and Stanford has the what-the-hell-ever raggedy-ass hipster shit.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
their jokes are more interesting for "your really did that in public" than for being funny. the jokes are simple but uncouth.
though i don’t think privilege in itself is something to ever have to apologize for or feel bad about. i’d be willing to bet that everyone here is privileged compared to 95% of the world population. so long as you aren’t an asshole about it.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
If the world is served to you on a platter
Then you have a greater obligation not to be an ass. If you’re an ass for no reason than you know you can get away with it, then you’re doubly bad (IMO).
by Nigel_T on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i'd agree with this.
but sometimes people are like ‘privileged people suck!’ and i’m like ‘wait, i’m privileged, and so are you.’
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Different levels or priviledged
Paris Hilton types are priviledged. Most of us aren’t (or would want to be) like her/them.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
/likes to think i'd be the same person if i grew up with all the money in the world
//is likely incorrect
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be...exactly here, probably.
Same couch, same TV, same apartment.
Way less stressful job though.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'd buy a small plane and flying lessons
Other than that, not sure what else I’d change about my life
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'd have....maybe another TV of the same size in the other corner of my den.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
All the locked-behind-the-glass-case-in-Bevmo bourbons?
ALL THE I’M NOT TYPING THAT AGAIN.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
i think i agree with this
basically, the biggest thing you can do is acknowledge your privilege and keep yourself from being an ass about it. it’s not something you should feel bad about but you definitely need to acknowledge it.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
And it REALLY doesn't work in person
BAND: (stands around in costume wailing while somebody gets turned on a rotisserie-type thing)
PA GUY: (blathers something that crackles with static so you can’t hear the alleged joke)
BAND: (runs around, wails loudly)
LATHER RINSE REPEAT.
If you’re going to do comedy, at least buy a decent speaker system first.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
This is the bigger problem
This year’s Game halftime show was something with a smoke machine and parade floats running around, and somebody was saying something, and I was getting a Coke in the meantime
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
So is your bigger problem their style or lack of it?
Or do you think they’re some sort of social ill? I just don’t think a bunch of kids being dickheads are that much to get worked up about. And I think it’s hilarious that they go completely atonal and play noise just to piss people off.
I was commenting on the fact that the jokes are unfunny because you can't even hear them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
This
when every performance ends in “Huh?” from tens of thousands of people, the gimmick’s not really working anymore.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I believe they're perfectly happy if they just piss off/confuse most of the people in the audience.
Which, on its face, I have to admire. Even though they’ve done some tasteless stuff, I get their concept.
They're one of the worst scramble bands in the country
Which is funny considering they invented it.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
They're the band equivalent of Kathy Griffin.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
/shudder
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Drum Core?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Concord Blue Devils, man.
Though I don’t really like it when they start using speakers, synthesizers, etc. Very much of the opinion that DCI should pass rules requiring brass & percussion only for world class corps.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
YAY!
Don’t usually find people aware of this stuff.
I used to watch the stuff with a friend who was a competition tuba player.
He goes to the theaters that show the competitions on the big screens.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
I've wanted to the past few years, but the jerbz said otherwise.
Took some of our students to a DCI show in Des Moines last summer. Fun fun fun!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I'm guessing there are.
My sister played snare in high school (at like, 5’0" which was hilarious) and some of her friends were into DCI.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
If you're looking for some of the best of what DCI can do,
here’s one example. Here’s another. Both are examples of what show band college marching bands aspire to be.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I don't know much, but I have a friends who was a part of Raiders
So I know a little
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Excellent.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
And right on schedule
uncalled holding.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions
I really hate rooting for okie light
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
The SEC and the NFL will ensure a Luckageddeon
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That stupid effing tree
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Think of it as rooting against Stampfurd.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and neckbeard
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly.
If Stanford scores, he gets to take his helmet off. You don’t want that, do you?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
NO. no neckbeard
never.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Some of can't even grow neckbeards.
le sigh.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Aw, poor Boozy.
Yet another reason for booze, right?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'd gladly trade you
I can go from clean shaven to thick, full beard in about 10 days
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It's an option, but only because I'm self employed and lazy
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
10 days
is about my limit before the itching becomes intolerable. And mine looks like ass.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I've often joked about going the Opie Winston look, but now that I'm used to short hair again, I don't know if I'd want to go back
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
its really ok that you can't.
I know Ms Booby McHound would agree
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
my inability to grow facial hair has been proven to be one of her top 10 things she likes about me.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
My wife loves me clean shaven, likes me with full beard, and hates the in-between
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I've met boozy remember? he would uh, be patchy at best.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
and it's tri-colored
Blonde, brown, and red.
It’s messed up.
/.5 generation outta the trailer park
//puts on wife beater with mustard stain
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a UF grad
which pair?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
The ones with the Skoal ring, obvs.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/more specific, still
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
and the REALLY short ones
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
visible pocket liners?
white snake white acid wash?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS some bedazzling maybe?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN
but a sewn on gator patch over a rip? sure.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
brother?
brown on the parts near the hair on your head, blond in the middle, and red on the chin?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
it's like a pollock painting
no rhyme or reason.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
The GF prefers about three days' growth(probably 1.5 for you), then clean shaven, then beard
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
it's because the in-between is scratchy. both the others are either smooth, or soft
At least I have a beach.
TWSS
/trollface
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
YAIS YAIS SHE DID
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
My wife has officially just confirmed your statement
Her exact quote: “When you shave, you look so handsome and suave, when you grow your beard you look rugged and manly. When you don’t do either, you’re basically sandpaper face.”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm under orders from Mrs. Rev to maintain the current look.
Shaved head, shaved face, goatee and mustache. Get me a fitted cap, a Bud Light in a coozy and a Buckeyes jersey and, well…
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Why do I get an image of you as the Cool Pastor at the contemporary college service?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Aw, shucks.
/kicks dirt
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
NEEDZ MOAR BARBED WIRE TATT
But it only goes halfway because inside the arm hurts, a lot
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh, hai!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have dead spots
If I waited long enough the hair would grow over the dead spots, but a) it itches and b) I don’t like looking scruffy and homeless in court.
Blargh.
Not looking forward to having to shave my beard off before going on job interviews. I haaaaaaaate how I look without one, but it seems to be rather frowned upon in most law firms.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
So do I
and I suspect the same is true re: growing over them, but I just don’t have the patience to find out. I’ll just be content with being clean-shaven.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
On vacations I go with the refugee look and stop shaving
It’s not a good look for me. Plus it makes me look older and more like my dad.
I get carded when I go refugee
I don’t when I shave, except for the odd “It’s a college town, everybody under 50 gets carded” day.
I prefer refugee, but MrsCVT does not.
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
Probably because, in college towns, guys who grow beards are trying to look older so they don't get carded.
I got carded more in Tallahassee than I ever did in North Carolina or now in Savannah
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Isn't that backwards?
If I’m clean-shaven and not in a suit I get carded. The stubble/crappy beard usually keeps me from having to prove I’ve cleared 21 (well, that and the gray hairs on the side of my head that occasionally pop up).
My cousin, as a result of grad school stress (ha!), developed bald patches in his beard on either side of his chin.
We had great fun over Christmas trolling him about his “beardholes” which is a terribly creepy word.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
If I tried to grow a moustache, it would be a reverse Hitler.
It grows everywhere but directly below my nose.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/stubob's ears perk up
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Are you me?
That also happens to be one of my dead spots.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Add a soul patch and become Kilmer's Doc Holliday
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've done it for Halloween before
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
so a worf?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't have a six-head yet!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I can't support that.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
But seriously, how the hell do they let SEC refs do this game?
You’d think somebody would be like “Umm”
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
in all seriousness
this is probably something that’s put into writing before the bowls
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, they make sure they don't have refs from the conference of either team
So, they can’t have SEC refs for a bowl where SEC teams might play until they know no SEC team will play there.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yikes
couldn’t get the ACC crew or the Big Ten?
Fiesta Bowl gunna Fiesta Bowl
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
They should have...
But, Fiesta Bowl, so
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But SEC refs? Get B1G, ACC, MAC, WAC, Mountain West or Sun Belt
But fucking SEC refs? The slightest fishy calls against Okie State and shit gonna get real
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Get NFL
I mean, it’s Andrew Luck.
AMIRITE?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Coby Fleener" sounds like the name of a terrible Soviet-era Czech hatchback.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
what a wonderful time to test the SEC ref corruption theory
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Fiesta Bowl - Still corrupt
Just want to get that out there
by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hmm, may need to close Twitter for the duration of the game
as I happen to follow a couple of Bama fans.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
SEC refs
and SEC kickers?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Talking bag
Please make it stop
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Defense optional
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Did anyone see this today?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
No.
Somehow the possibility of that hadn’t even occurred to me, and it should have since those are two of our starting DBs.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/arms nukes
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
obligatory rec
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Play action on 4th and 1?
Play action on 4th and 1
SHIT TREES GET IT TOGETHER!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 8:58 PM EST reply actions
You never know when one might just pop out of fucking no where and intercept you
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
two full pendants?
impressive.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
And that's why you don't go through the Dark Forest.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Truer words have never been spoken
Climbing through the nets really isnt that hard
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
It's Ala vs LSU all over again!!!
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 8:58 PM EST via mobile reply actions
SHIT WEEDEN GET IT TOGETHER
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 8:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
NO THREE FOR TREE.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
"it has to CLEARLY (emphasis Millen's) be inside the upright"
what does that mean?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
And he's wrong
Which, duh, Millen
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Reference to Okie State's over-the-upright no-good FG against ISU?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
prolly
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I still felt like first one was good
Maybe it was just me
27yo arm not warmed up
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
When you get to that age, the cold starts to get to your joints.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/tries to wave
//realizes he can’t lift right arm high enough
///fingagunz at chest level
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He should totally have a a Life Alert.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
HELP I'VE BEEN SACKED AND I CAN'T GET UP
/favre suits up
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All 30-year old football players should. have. Life. Alert.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
He's in good company
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget the reverse mortgage
It’s like the bank is paying you!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Does this game seem like it's already much "harder hitting" than the last one?
And I don’t just mean the fact that they are tackling at all. They are popping each other out there
but the big 12 doesn't have a defense!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
There were some definite decleaters in the Rose.
by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Probably just have the field mikes turned up higher
Because Oregon was lighting people up in the first half.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oregon was hitting people when they tackled them
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
you got knocked the fuck out
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
KABOOM!
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
OH BALLS WHAT A HIT
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Todd McShay's draft report for Weeden
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
No one gives a shit what Todd McShay says anyway.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
As Jeavan Sneed cries into his pillow
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Todd McShay always sits by himself at lunch
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Does Jesse Palmer knock his lunch tray over?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Keyshawn does.
Then he stares at him and says ’WHAT! WHAT YOU GONNA DO, CHUMP ASS BITCH?"
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Mike Golic shoots spitballs at him
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
shut up stupid an nouncers
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Helmet 2 Helmet was the best gay hip-hop band ever
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Fuck you Matt Millen, god damn caveman
McDonnough: “Looks helmet to helmet to me”
Millen: “I like it”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you Matt Millen for making me dislike a hard hit.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
It wasn't just a "hard hit" it was an illegal, dangerous hit
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
OH FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL RIGHT IN THE BAG
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
GAHHH THE FUCK !!!TALKING TOSTITOS BAG!! KILL IT!!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions
Not for long with the failed TMo acquisition
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Good tradeoff for the 3.7 acres of America that has reliable AT&T reception
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, what, they built a tower on an Aircraft Carrier?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I di--
/call dropped
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I assume somewhere, Jerrah has a team of lawyers
working on suing T.Boone over the star/“COWBOYS” text arrangement on their bowl jerseys.
Either that, or Jerrah lost a bet and this is how T.Boone made him pay up.
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
by JoshCVT on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Guy jumping up and tossing ball to ref after getting seemingly decapitated
Cooler than the actual hit.
by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Greetings!
Sorry I missed the Rose Blowl! but I’m here now. Sup?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions
Shit.
Oh well, no one wanted another Oregon helmet joke anyway.
/shows self to the door
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
LUCK GO BOOM
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
An SEC crew?
(middle of the third, gaudy score) “Oh…oh god, what are these numbers on the scoreboard?”
“They’re points. Dozens…and dozens of them.”
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Colts fans yelling at TV: "Don't hurt Manning Jr!"
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
it'd be funny if this ended up being a 3-2 game or something.
Okay no that’d be awful but I’d be able to laugh about it later.
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Should be switched
unless it’s meth we’re talking
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel legitimately bad for Wisconsin for losing like that.
Rehashed some seriously shitty memories.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
Losing like an idiot
Always hurts
by BuffulanceMan on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
two years in a row
if Wisconsin doesn’t get a Rose Bowl in before the Buckeyes get their shit together they’ll never forgive themselves
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
If Ball doesn't come back, next year might be a "pray for bowl eligibility"
They’re kicking themselves already. This was the year.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I can't see Wisconsin finishing with fewer than 7
They are an O Lineman & RB factory
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
It just feels like 2008 all over again, another year they were barely bowl eligible
2007 was a year with high expectations that ended with a few disappointing regular season losses and a tough bowl loss.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
that's harsh
though they are losing their best players
a la the Barn
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
So you're saying next year THE PURDUE can win the Leaders division?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You mean, THE PURDUE UNIVERSITY?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THE PURDUE UNIVERSITY OF WEST LAFAYETTE INDIANA.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
SOON.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Lots of opportunities to become Wind Turbine Technicians for their grads.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Under the "someone has to win it" theory?
This will be after they’ve dropped the The to Eastern Kentucky.
Urban Meyer will take back our definite article.
you will all be broken and bleeding.
/what? i need to look forward to something
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
The Purdue could lose it to ND first!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
And we would then take it from The Notre Dame.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Is Sparty the team that will have the inexplicable loss to Northwestern next year?
In which case, The Northwestern will hold it.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
I wanted to fill that town with uppercuts.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Poor LSU
Recent history has been nothing but anguish and disappointment
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's hard to be them.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As a Syracuse fan, I pity them
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
they all long for a dish that doesn't start with a roux
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kinda like feeling sorry for a wall st millionaire who didnt get his bonus.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Why is there no Taco Bell Bowl?
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions
They really need a KFC Famous Bowl
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Kentucky Bell Bowl
played inside a converted KFC Yum! Brands Arena?
My arteries are clogged with grease and corporate plugging AIDS at the thought.
/THIS ONE’S FOR ALL THE CHALUPAS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NEEDS MOAR STUFFED CRUST
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Just a matter of time before
the pizza bowl relocates to Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium
Here is The Twitter
Cena heel turn or I riot
Sorry, I’m so football and hockey’d out today that I’m resorting to watching this…
Twitter: RyanMcD29
I'm watching wrestling.
Who do you think is coming back tonight? (If you follow WWE that closely)
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, I only really watch Wrestling around the Rumble, WrestleMania, and Summerslam
But I’m gonna probably go with Undertaker. I know everyone’s saying Jericho but I think that’s what’s gonna happen
Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Taker is what I'm thinking
Jericho doesn’t excite me much but it would break the norm of Taker coming back this time EVERY year
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Almost certainly Taker
Though who else is currently not busy or in TNA?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Is this PPV or a show?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
On USA
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
i hate everything
except lefthand canyon milk stout: i like that stuff.
"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
Colorado is good for sumtin
Beer is better than football neways
by BuffulanceMan on Jan 2, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
you
are an intelligent human being and i salute you.
i do not, however, salute blair fucking walsh, ’cause fuck that guy.
"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
Eh
Geordia booster will now cut his payment to $500 per made fg now. He’s pissed, too.
by BuffulanceMan on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Snowblows driveway between games
Comes in to check Fiesta Bowl.
Looks back at snow-covered driveway.
Warrrrrrrrrgarrrrrrrrrrrabbble
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions
You're welcome to any of it.
This lake effect system is providing me with lots of extra
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome name
LOOK THE PART BE THE PART MOTHERFUCKER
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ain't gonna be no trouble over no ball
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 2, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Goes to truck during commercials.
Notice its in the 50s outside.
Sweatshirt is in truck.
Warrrrrrrrrgarrrrrrrabbble
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Okie State playing defense and running the ball
wtf?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Play conservatively?!
FUCK CONSERVATIVELY I WANT POINTS
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
The defenses showed up.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
"It is the weakness that is stronger that will prevail"
Matt Millen why weren’t you burned at a stake in Detroit?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The fire didn't want to catch his Millen-ness.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
I would like for someone to share more Rose Bwol puns, please.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions
This is looking disturbingly like NFLAIDS.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
The Detroit Lions are fighting NFLAIDS.
Part of this fight is playing no defense.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
As far as I'm concerned
The defenses shouldn’t even be allowed on the field until the 4th.
If then.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would like more points
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
we have been spoiled today with pointsapalooza
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
looks like footbaw gods like me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Oklahoma State's defense is basically Green Bay's college unit.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Another new Underworld....?
Ok fine
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions
Will watch on mute for Kate latex
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Miss Beckinsale is holding up well.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
I wish she still had a career other than these shitshows
Sandler killed her career
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I mean, Vampires are immortal right?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that broad is not very ugly
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Oh I'm going to watch it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
/really dug the first underworld, though the second was ok
//third sucked
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Too easy.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
TOUCHDOWN SNOT ROCKETS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
There's the Okie State defense we all know and love
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
TREEDOWNS
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
"Match patience with patience"?
Matt Millen=The retarded Sun Tzu
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
My life would be so much easier
if I could just say “SPIDERS” in Facebook comment threads.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Just post ASCII Ackbar.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that would take 3 or 4 comments plus the original post.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
It is why I'm in the process of purging fb ...
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, this guy's one of those
who is so smart, he’s gone around the bend a little and it makes it hard to have any sort of discussion that doesn’t devolve into accusations of “intellectual dishonesty” and other claims of unfair debating.
Doesn’t seem worth the effort to cut him.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I purged Facebook before it was cool.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You'd recognize photos of older him
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Hipster Stalin.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
/had FB account two years ago
/deleted it and never looked back
/won’t even click links that direct to FB
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Cowboys' defense falls off horse.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions
TD Colts
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Hi IE.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
How did you do that?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
They killed saxattack
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
too much spent already? No attachment to trees or cowpokes?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Just find something to hate
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
like live oak trees?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Or hipster band geeks
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I was too lazy to look up what they really were
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
What trees are y'all talking about?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
well what I meant to allude to was Toomer's Corner
since he’s a bama fan and all. I thought those were live oak trees.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
The titular tree is El Palo Alto, a Coast Redwood (sequoia sempervirens).
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Which are a vulnerable species. And crucial as habitat for another vulnerable species:
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking sudden oakdeath.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I the bammer really really want Stanford to win
there
you’re invested
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
The Rock movie
Drink!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The Rock and BEEEEEEEEEEEES
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/UGA claims revenue
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
what's the movie about?
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mrs. OHokie:
“You know what would be gross? If families used 3D cameras to film their childrens’ births.”
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Behold the future of Facebook.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
NO. WRONG. HATE. YOU.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Furk.
At least I’m used to plummeting in the rankings.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
/wants to make joke about choice of law school but forgets what it is and doubts it would be accurate regardless
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
nah, you're still #2.
Could go up in the next few weeks.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
/shudders
//fucks clemson
///feels better
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Almost as gross as the 4D sonogram alien-fetus pictures.
Stop putting that shit on Facebook you freaks!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That's a reason to defriend someone.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Yep
I have told pregnant friends this
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
ahahahahaha, KG and I both thought that recently when a friend did that. And it was such a LARGE pic too.
/shudders
At least I have a beach.
If I were to procreate
I definitely would NOT get the alien sonogram. I’d be terrified of the thing inside my uterus.
/Uterus is a weird word.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
are you drinkig?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
YES.
its allowed, i promise.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
i know
or rather i figured. family drama WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Oooooh. Yes, I wish I could drink with my family, but then I might never get invited back.
oh wait. hmmmm
At least I have a beach.
You're sister wouldn't mind, that lush
/drinks one tiny girly drink, thinks she’s tipsy
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Slightly.
Uterus is a weird word when sober, also. And a terrifying concept, really.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Uterus uterus uterus Uterus uterus Uterus
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
moist
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
NOOOOO!
(Actually, not my least favorite. Won’t tell you what the worst word is.)
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/shifty eyes ....
TTTTTEEEEEEXXXXXXAAAASSSSSSS.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Is it panties?
/is true for a friend of mine
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No, but I know someone for whom that is true.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Sounds like what happened when Bin Laden went to visit his redneck relatives
“So, I hear U terus?”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
well, it's ok when it's your own kid. and of course the to be grandparents LOVE it, but not a whole lot of others.
throwing it out there for everyone is just kind of weird.
At least I have a beach.
Why in the hell do some people think that's cool?
You’re pregnant – we get that. There’s a baby growing inside you, which is awesome. But we don’t need to see any more than your slowly expanding belly, and I sure as shit don’t want to watch you deliver it. I could barely stand the sight when it was my own kid, morans.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
"21 weeks ago I conceived this alien fetus with my BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD"
by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/burn the house down
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
/gets 82 inch TV
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That shit is nasty.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
"someone will" pronounced ominously by Boatdrinks
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
god dammit you can't click the title of AN IDEA
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Going into the 4th quarter and the Wizards are leading the Celtics?
Uh….where am I?
Here is The Twitter
A thread of people who don't give a shit.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The OSU - Stanford game bores me
Ok, maybe it doesn’t bore me. I just haven’t slept in about 48 hours.
Here is The Twitter
HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
Hey, maybe it should be presented by Pizza Hut.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I grew up thinking that tom rathma was an awesome football player
Because the “n” never showed up on my screen
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Black is not one of Oklahoma State's colors.
Yes, this annoys me.
The Chick-fil-A Bowl used up all the Orange Quotient
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Seriously?
They’ve been using black as long as I can remember.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
and they have a black "horse" thing rider person like Ttech
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
If I remember right they had black helmets for a long time
Ended somewhere in the early 80’s
by db5 on Jan 2, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Um, it kind of is. And has been forever.
Both the west and central OSU are black-and-orange. Only the east one is not.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Uh, because OSU was founded by princeton associated people...used to be tigers back in teh day, kept "tiger" colors
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
And the similarities between Princeton and OSU end at their colors
Amirite?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
yeaup
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Fighting Oil Barons, you are playing like dildoes.
Please stop at the earliest opportunity.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions
you are declaring war on Stanford from transitive hate via ND?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
THIS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Just got back from the bar, and I hate everything.
The good people of Madison did not take that ending well. Visual representation to follow.
by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
My one Sconnie friend said in a text, "Fuck it. no defense."
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
I guess we've finally crossed the threshold where banner ads appear in television commercials
Also, I wonder what happened to the first 38 “new americas”
by Synaesthesia on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions
OMGURALIVE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Cheers!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
STAY IN ENDZONE
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions
True or false ...
Auburn was started Virginia grad, and Clemson was started by Auburn grad, hence all the damn orange???
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions
If Oregon has an "uptempo" offense...
Would Stanford be considered “dubstep”. Discuss….
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Fuck Yeah - perfect landing on the Mun and safe return.
Fanshot to follow.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Or should I make it a fanpost?
Decisions decisions.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
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