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ROSE BLOLWL OVERFLOW THREAD


Because y'all comment with the same fervor with which both Oregon and Wisconsin seem hell bent on scoring in this contest, we bring you additional real estate for your thousand word memes and twenty five word disparagements.

BONUS: Enjoy the scientific process with which those comedically shiny helmets are produced. Or enjoy the aftermath there of, whichever your fancy:

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Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

Gratham

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

DREAM JOB

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you're a DB covering an Oregon WR

Do you have to turn around to locate the ball, or can you just look at the helmet?

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

They still have it coming

from all the shit they talked in 2006.

by Charles UF on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Touche.

Also, I can’t blame them for picking up Urban Meyer as a coach but…I don’t know.

Feels good, man.

by Charles UF on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

OH HONEY

an SEC fan complaining about anyone else talking shit?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

For what? Your mediocre team beating my mediocre team?

That five other Big Ten teams beat already?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the sun'll come out tomorrow..........

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

UF - you can keep your SEC membership for another year.

The true litmus test for an SEC team is beating tOSU in a bowl.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

they did start the recent trend of OSU bashing

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Um...

The Purdue beat Ohio State.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm sure that the Big 10 appreciates

Ohio State continuing to make everyone think that the their record against the SEC in bowl games is much worse than it is.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

someone is full of themselves for needing to special teams tds to beat a 6-6 team

a 6-6 team that was playing a road game in this “neutral site” game, i might add.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not really.

I’m more referring to ending a 120 year record.

by Charles UF on Jan 2, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The kind of record that nobody had ever heard of until ESPN pulled it up 10 minutes before kickoff?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/TJ Ward

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The number of Oregon players from Texas makes my roommate extremely angry

“It’s stupid. Go to Tech or Houston or Texas State for chrissake. If you ain’t good enough for UT, you should stay and make the other Texas teams good. No one but us should be able to use our players.”

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/Bob Stoops smiles

//poaches best players

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOLUMAD

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

AHHH title click

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/Thefuckisthat?cat.jpg

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Foxes are quite entertaining for being varmits

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

...

http://www.kevincharnas.com/uploaded_images/sitting-cardinal-in-snow-706841.jpg

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuckity

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

So, is your obsession with birds like a full blown fetish?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh...

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

1, 2, 3, 4, FIF amendment

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

1, 2, 3, 4, FIIIIF

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

there are so many amendments in the united states constitution but I choose the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lolz@Texas Players staying in Texas.

Not like OU and Arky and Oregon and etc etc

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Some of my friends here in Austin

Say that non-Texas schools recruiting large numbers of Texans is “dirty” or “low.”

LOLOLOLOL, of course.

by Cheeseandcorn on Jan 2, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

should they all just walk on at UT?

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Drew Brees and Adrian Peterson did.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I know a TCU student that is the most obnoxious Longhorns fan ever. He is from Austin.

When he heard TCU was going to the Big-12 he said “I might have to become a frog fan. They’re closer to a national championship.”

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You know a daywalker?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

so any quarterback leaving the state of Texas

would be dirty or low?

then there would be no quarterbacks ANYWHERE

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas's new QB is from Arizona.

He’s a foreigner, but they’ll make an excuse like they did for Colt.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is the kid's name anything super manly like "Colt"?

Then it’ll work.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Excess Ys = not manly.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mr. Yswyywx is not amused

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

NEEDS MORE CWM

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Welsh use of Ys is ok.

But that’s different.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hm. Texans will welcome him as one of their own.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gunner Kiel is undisputed manly name champ in this year's class

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

DAMN YOU GUNNNER!

seriously LSU, good on ya

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

yea that meme never really took off

still STUD recruit at QB

I JUST WANT ONE ELITE QB TO COME TO BAMA DAMMIT!

we’re having to make due with freakin Chest-tat

…sigh

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing happened to that

From what I hear, Kiel needs time to acclimate to higher competition and will redshirt. Then back up for a year.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

One Foot Down, your thoughts?
A couple days after Christmas, on the evening of December 27th, 5-star quarterback Gunner Kiel finally let it be known where he would commit for his young football career.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NAME OF THE YEAR

Especially if he isn’t going to Hawaii, BYU, Utah, or Navy.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

is that the kid who kept sexing his teacher

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

no its not really

his name made me think of that kid with a similar name who kept screwing his teacher. She went to jail and he married her when she got out.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Mack finally realized he needed to throw TO David Ash, not let David Ash throw.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

this should be Jaxon Shipley's new legal name

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Anything's better than "Jaxon."

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, right?

Drunken-ass spelling of Jackson is dumb

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamTraditionalSpellingOfNames

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamnothavingtobelikedudewhatthefuckisyournameonthefirstdayofclass

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That didn't work.

Seriously though. If I saw “Jaxon” on my roll sheet I may just quit my job and start picking up cans on the roadside.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, wtf, that's a thing?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Shipley the younger.

Roommates with McCoy the younger, as you might have heard.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Thought TO was an abbreviation.

No shit, it was hell watching either of our QB’s pass this season. Funny thing, Joey Harrington caught one when Oregon beat us in the Holiday Bowl. Offensive Coordinator at the time was Tedford. Slight revenge factor for Coach Mack.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Derp.

Joey Harrington is working for the (GD)LHN now.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/twitch

//twitchseizure

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Nzegwu is a former TE

He’s not really fat

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes, but defensive linemen who wear numbers in the 90s are lumped into the category

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

By Ohio standards he's tiny

HAHA YOUR STATE IS FATTER

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

you must mean PHATER

ha ha ha sometime i’m so funny i kill me

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Fay-ter

WUT

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

KINDA FAT GUY TD

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

UH OHHHHHHHHHHH

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

WOO TD!

SO HAPPY I MADE THIS MY 1 POINT GAME

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

A DEFENSE APPEARS

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

FAT GUY TD!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Sorta chubby dude TD!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

YAY

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

why not a defensive touchdown

I’m kinda in love with this game right now

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

But Oregon gets the ball back.

In a game like this, was that materially different from a punt?

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

Essentially cancelled out the 4th down stop, nothing more

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

wisconsin broke serve

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

New scoring system?

For this game only, instead of two halves, three sets.

/tempted

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Because there are significant portions of the population that are proud of their innumeracy

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's just like illiteracy, but for math

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Just putting it in there for people who don't

:-)

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Phrasing

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

pssh numbers are fore deviants

the only rational thing that should always be able to get larger is the waistlines of indiana residents.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

you're al capone

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Al Capone loved vacationing in Arkansas

Eureka Springs & Hot Springs were basically owned by hi.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the school stuff

alot of people skip that part

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

WANT.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

MINE

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, now I know what to get you for your birthday.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm getting him this.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That bird is so damn disinterested.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It is the meth.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's pretty appropriate for this coming season.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, you guys can totally repeat!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

But I don't think the Braves can.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't repeat the two-week collapse

That’s what you mean. Right? RIGHT?

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He needs some "Haters gonna hate" shades.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell man?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I...like cardinals?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

But with prettier birds.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You must be an Audubon fan.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

AUDUBON FAMBLY PAWWWWLLLLLLLLL

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The StL hat is.

Because the bird looks quite uncomfortable.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Missouri is a tough shape to fit it into.

Colorado or Wyoming, I think he’d be a lot more comfortable

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No he's just the bird guy

Watch this:

Huzzah for windows, big clean windows that birds don’t notice

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/twitch

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

BAWWWWW!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

GIMME

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

X

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

WANT!!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

///

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OK for real, where can I order one of each?

I want alot of alots.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

YO DAWG, etc

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

here you go

link

no connection to the site, have no idea what you would get if you did order.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the brown one I posted.

Watch out, though. It costs alot.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Would've been hard to overturn.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, impossible.

I’m not even sure what I’d call it if I didn’t have a call to let stand.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR POINTS

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Brent has the over, he's sure of anything that equals points

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

When does the defense play?

/back from baking break

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

ACC officials typically have the best reputation of the Big 5 conferences

Apart, of course, from Ron Cherry

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

That's quite the exception.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

People say bad things about the B1G?

Also, on this note, Tom Ritter can die in a fire.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends-

did you know there were only 3 occurrences of holding in the Big Ten all year?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Shouldn't have been any.

Damn Shugarts.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He doesn't hold, he just false starts

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

zing!

rec’d

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Big XII officials are not bad, they are incompentent.

I would of course not want the job.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No most leagues refs are incompetent

The SECs are either corrupt or at times sound racist (Penn Wagers)

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and incompetent

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SEC OFFICIATING RANDOM EVENT GENERATOR

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

there's a belief that SEC refs favor teams that have a shot at the BCS

odd number of instances where this seems to be true

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

SEC officiating is determined entirely by ranking and record

(spits at Penn Wagers)

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ole Miss fans claim out and out conshpirshay!

but they’re ole miss so…. meh

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The Lexington Brothers remind you

that It’s OK To Hate Doyle Jackson.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

haha weren't those guys on a reality show?

love that bit

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They tried out for Nashville Star or Can You Duet or something I think.

They have several other great Ole Miss-centric songs.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

How else can KU win?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You have not had the pleasure of a B1G Hightower Special, have you?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

GAH

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

To be fair, I think Hightower does games all over the country.

But the B1G versions seem to be even worse, somehow.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

StatSheet for Hightower

He is an interesting official.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He's STOOPID CORN

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

More of a Wisconsin fan in b-ball

But yes, I gotta own the Corn part too, even today.

by Cheeseandcorn on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hightower's "genius" is that he's capable of fucking over both teams simultaneously.

I hesitate to include him in the “worst ref” discussions because he does at least manage to be consistent in his completely bizarre interpretation of the rules most of the time.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

holy shit that's true

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Because no one watches the ACC.

Ron Cherry is silly enough to get noticed outside of those watching the game. Nobody else has a bad reputation because that would require watching ACC “football”.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say

Worst refs conference-wide: Pac-10 (the Oklahoma-Oregon onside kick game a while back, plus the game earlier this year where the refs actually didn’t know the rule)
Worst ref: Ron Cherry

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pac 10 is the worst BY FAR

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Most fans think they're own refs are the worst

I think yours are the worst. I feel like yours make headlines more than most.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Check out the penalty rankings on the NCAA stat page.

Fully half of the Pac-12 is in the “top” 20 of most penalized teams.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have said Pac-10 without hesitation

but after this season I’m not in any position to throw stones.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That was dumb Thomas

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, DeAnthony...

freshman still freshman

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Eye discipline?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Eye discipline is a thing

And it’s very important. Of course, it’s much easier said as “DON’T STARE AT YOUR INTENDED RECEIVER TOMMY”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

really nice pass

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

That play looks familiar...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

Tricky Oregon

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

I've never seen Oregon do that before

Fake the run to both backs

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

What exactly is the point of using a trick play when your normal plays are going for 7-8 yards a pop at least?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

Wait, I'm sorry, 12-13 yards per snap.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Bois with a great idea
jon_bois Jon Bois
It rains a lot in Oregon, right? Nike should coat their helmets with that paint that makes Matchbox cars change color in water. SERIOUS.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

LOL
@Bachscore: Wisconsin-Oregon has passed LSU-Alabama ’11 for total yards: 535-534. 3:26 to go in 2nd quarter.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

NOT REAL FOOTBAWL, PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Damn. I had under 25 minutes.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

THESE USE TRICKERATION PAWWWWWL

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not gunna touch it

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Moar points!

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

They've already broken first quarter and first half records.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Single-play rush has already.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, the record for a half is 45 apparently

so the whole game record can’t be higher than 90, which means it is very much in jeopardy.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you follow Oregon Football

You know that Lavasier Tuinei gets a lot of grief for drops and poor performance. This kid has been lights out today.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

FEARLESS LEADER IN DIISTRESSS

edsbs edsbs
Cable/internet out at Swindle Manor. BE MY EYES, TWITTER.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 6:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

TD!

TD!
TD!
TD!
TD!
TD!
TD!

That’s pretty much it.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what he's doing. Here was the end of the Georgia game:

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Attention:

UGA Football Players ARE Hostages.
Do NOT engage UGA Football Players.

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP

by Big Head Zach on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Brent trolling hard in the BCS paint

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 6:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oregon loves their cheap shots

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

that was clean

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

obligatory it's football

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell was that.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

So to celebrate my 1-year SB Nation account anniversary, SBN decided to give me login problems.

Apparently linking your Yahoo account forces you to use that to login instead of your SB Nation username/password?

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Halftime

Everybody take a breath

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

*takes breath*

chugs whiskey

It seemed appropriate.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

/plays "Skyrim"

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm far too drunk to play Skyrim

thanks to drinking since our game. Also, I don’t have it, which doesn’t help.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god we got a dragonborn

avoiding that game and Star Wars MMO like the plague

do not need an obsessive game right now

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Neither do I

But I caved and bought Skyrim.

Then I got MW3 for Christmas.

But my XBOX is at home and I’m at the elder’s house for 3 more days.

/twitchtwitch

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/Skyrim glitches

/resumes watching football

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Food run.

Also, giving my computer a break.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

72, IIRC

I don’t know why

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not anywhere NEAR high enough.

I might have bet the over at 92.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just for alexander

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I approve.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

KOKO B WARE

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Holy shit y'all are hard to find

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, we do

Dammit guys, it’s halftime! I’m trying to get a bite to eat here!

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Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Game goes ham we go ham

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I mean I'm not surprised, just had some other shit going on today so finally at home.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

We Ain't Found Shit!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Since it's halftime

Can anyone tell me about Boston College LB Luke Kuechly? Half of Philadelphia has a complete hardon for him, but I’ve heard he’s a limited athlete and Philadelphia LOVES white guys who can’t run.

by Tracer Bullet on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

He will tackle anything holding a football.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

McShay has him as the best inside LB in the draft

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

We've had to play against him a few times, so I can probably speak to this.

He’s a middling athlete who has an amazing ability to read plays/dodge blocks. He’s also a sure tackler.

A good get depending on when you pick him up.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sounds like Sam Mills

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not a middling athlete.

He’s very fast. He could be the first defensive player taken.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, I've seen him get beat/lose angles occasionally.

To be fair, that was against David Wilson, and few ACC players are going to hold an angle against him.

Note that I’m still pretty impressed. I’d be pleased if he somehow fell to the Bears and could be an understudy for Brian Urlacher, but I’m not hopeful.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the fact that he's white and gets called a "high motor" player

People assume he’s slow

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

GRITTY HIGH FOOTBALL IQ

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

White, eh?

He must be slow.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

real lunchpail guy

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Not in my case.

He’s got a ton of agility (tends to slip/dodge blocks and change direction easily), but I didn’t see him running ballcarriers down from behind very often.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

just looked out of curiousity

ESPN has him 12 overall, number 5 defensive player, top LB.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

He made a lot of tackles

In one sense, his stats are inflated from being the only competent Boston College player. But, in another sense, he was probably the only guy standing between BC and a nearly winless season.

by Synaesthesia on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

This.

A lot of their defense was designed to have the other players eat up blocks so Kuechly could make the tackle, but in his defense, he usually did.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd say that's about right.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

He is a tackling machine

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Really people? Shift-Mother-Effin-A

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

I know right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

it's been like having actual EDSBS in my living room.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Two threads and over 700 comments in my short baking break.

I fear how many comments while I pull food out of the oven.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

We’re sitting here watching the game with Saxattack, and it’s kind of weird audibly hearing EDSBS memes.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool!

Hey Saxattack!

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

How many Clemsons?

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bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

We actually do it with each other (IE and myself) sometimes

but it’s interesting having someone else who gets it.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I totally get it

i tried texting greetings, but who knows

by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

HI SAX

don’t come home with their children, it’s not safe

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Oregon.

Your band looks homeless. Wear real uniforms and quit trying to be casual cool.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:48 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Full agreement on the awful uniforms

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This

though I like that they’re rocking out with a Van Halen halftime show

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was wondering how they all got there from Waikiki

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

our band is part of the music department

so they actually play well but do not march or look good

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

It’s not casual Friday, it’s the fucking Rose Bowl.

From my experience in Glendale last year, this statement applies to Oregon fans as well.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Dressing for the game is cultural

If you showed up to an Ohio State game in a sundress, you’d be THE ONLY ONE

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, seen this too

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

seen that at SEC games...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

the most insteresting one K-State had was a coed using Power Cat decals to cover up while watching one onf the games at Arrowhead.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't seen that one.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

At Ohio State

that’s called a muumuu.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

serious?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

I’ll let you guess who.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Does his name begin with "BeijingIrish"

And end with “Isamoronicintorvertfromthe1950swhoisprobablyjustacharacterfromtheidofNDNationsridiculoussubconsciousness”?

by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

No, this is actually a writer whose platform implies legitimacy

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

He writes for OFD, yes?

Something about girls and brown people, was what I remember

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

WINNAR

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well not in so many words

Just complained that the crowd is less enthusiastic now that the school is Co-ed

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Not just coed, but more....diverse.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I have not been back since

That is not a coincidence

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That hasn't occurred since, but you're not...missing a ton sometimes.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Once is enough

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's time for me to take a break.

Most of the regulars there are pretty even-keeled about the way the season played out, but I’m tired of being labeled the “optimist” for criticizing ND-Nationesque posts.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

GOOD NEWS

Seasons over, and unless you’re a creepy recruit stalker, there’s no reason to care for a while

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

True enough. I can't get into recruiting.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Name of the Year justifies recruiting shenanigans

ALL HAIL THE STEAMPUNK EMPEROR

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A year passes, and we've already forgotten about last year's OMG WE HAVE TO GET THIS GUY recruit

by this point. I’d rather just see what we get when we hit August.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be interested after February 1

when I can look in the grocery bag and see “OK, what did they bring home for us?” Until then, anything is potentially fungible.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

But I love obsessing over teenage boys!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh you

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

you! call me tomorrow?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure. Do you work?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Of COURSE.

hopefully out by 6. i ain’t stayin late no more.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool. I'll call before the Sugar Bowl.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

/right click, save as

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get how people seriously follow recruiting

I check Rivals/ESPN now and again but I have little to no knowledge over most of these players and I am perfectly okay with this.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I admit to having taken an interest in the prospects of Gunner Kiel

but that was more “WAIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” than recruiting as such

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

At one point he was looking into Vandy, that makes sense

The rare times a big name is interested in VT I do a little extra research on him, but I have no interest in in sifting through piles of research on 17 year olds.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to be all into recruiting

But after watching all of our 4 and 5 stars play the last two years, I pay zero attention to it

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

COUNTERREVOLUTIONIST!

REACTIONARY!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

KILL THE DISSENTER KILL THE DISSENTER

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

NOPE

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont give Auburn ideas

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

I never understood the tie, dress shirt and blazer contingent from SEC country.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

And I attended a school in Georgia.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

tech doesnt' count

/kidding
//went tailgating there with AOPi
///only girl NOT in a skirt or dress
////didn’t care, pants absorb sweat

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

ISSA TRADISHUN PAWWWWLLLLLLLLL

THEM PAC-TEN FANS WULDNT UNDERSTANNNN

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

There's quite a bit of sartorial real estate between jacket-and-tie and Affliction shirt.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask to find some middle ground.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

this

there’s nothing wrong with a clean pair of jeans and a collared shirt

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nor is there anything wrong with jeans and a school t-shirt or a jersey

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Jeans may be replaced with shorts in case of the (ridiculously frequent) September noon kickoff.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

the people that wear the jerseys or the tacky team gear at Bama games

are the sidewalk alumni and Updykes

so my view on it is probably different than other teams

but I’m anti affliction t-shirt across the board

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This...since you know I'm one.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you met Bama sidewalk alumni?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

yea I opened myself up for that one

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Does this include the Rammer Jammer tattoo guy?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Rammer Lammer, you mean?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem, that's Rammer Lammer

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

actually not sidewalk alumni

had a class with that guy

he graduated of the GI bill I believe

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, well I retract my earlier statement

(yes his tattoos are still ridiculous and hilariously misspelled)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

False, there is only one and it's "Teams Other Than Us"

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Sit down, Vanderbilt

You do no have sidewalk alumni. okay maybe Belmont inferiority complexes. You have employees.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Most perzactly.

Though we should really look into hiring additional fans. No NCAA rule against paying fans, right?

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys may have a few sidewalk basketball fans, actually.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That wouldn't surprise me at all

Although with the emergence of pro sports and the rise of Belmont (which is a pretty damn fun squad to watch most years), I’m sure it’s not what it was in the Clyde Lee era, more’s the pity.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that's not hard this year

/check bus schedule to see when Stallings will be throwing a player under it

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, the bandwagon fans, and the ones that grew up a fan.

One is definitely worse than the other.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Frankly, many of the worst are the ones who "GREW UP BAMA 5th GENERATIONS"

It’s like bragging about a school legacy, but none of those people even attended the school.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I root for Bama but that was because grandma did.

But I do not root for Bama over my alma mater.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I was talking about the updykes

I guess if you’re not from the state the term could have seemed to be more of a broader statement than I intended it to be

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Aww, yes.

At least our crazy fan is a good guy.

WSJ article

His best one was when he asked Coach Hartman if he could ride the bus back to Manhattan from Columbia, MO because his car broke down. About half way back, Coach Hartman asked where his car broke down and Robert says “Manhattan”

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

A friend of mine loves the Gators, but got a huge scholarship to attend FAU. Who am I to question his fanhood?

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If FAU plays UF, does he root for FAU or UF?

Because that’s where I put the split for attendees of other schools

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

UF

The only FAU game he’s ever attended was the one they played against the Gators this year.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That, I'm not sure I can defend

Even as someone who went to a school different from the one he roots for.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's crazy.

Mostly because….there is football being played on your campus. Why would you not go? I’ll never cheer for Bama, but if I was in town I would go to their games while I was in law school, because, hey, football!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

the problem

is that the team you root for might be playing at the same time

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's true.

But if Auburn was playing some cupcake non-conference team, or their game was early enough that I could watch it at the tailgate….no problemo!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, that part of the country does not have nearly as many small liberal arts schools with better academics than the big state schools

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I have absolutely no idea.

…go Dores…

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Fan but not graduate of school

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if serious

But, someone who roots for a school they didn’t attend

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not necessarily derogatory

Although it often is, since most of the bad behavior of a fanbase comes from the sidewalk fans. But UK basketball just wouldn’t be the same if it weren’t for Pikeville et al.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Just Pikeville?

Every damn city in this state.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Pikeville is always the first that comes to mind

Because Eastern Kentucky is a dangerously insane place. More than the Glasgows, Danvilles, Madisonvilles, and Thompkinsvilles.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's usually derogatory

Because sidewalk alumni have no personal stake in the overall reputation and success of the school. So their opinions on various policies are usually discounted by actual alumni.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care if you root for a school you didn't go to

But I do get pissed when you opine about decisions that affect the the long term future of my school

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a firm believer that you're a fan of a school, not of a team in the school

Fuck the Notre Dame football/IU basketball fans. I’m not arguing you have to attend every ND sporting event equally or anything, no one wants to do that. But there is something very wrong with rooting for Notre Dame football in a game against IU when you go to IU.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll get no argument here on that

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

I’ll root for Ohio State against every school but one. I’ll root for Kenyon against every school.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i don't know why y'all like me

i break every fan rule ever

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Bah, remember I hate Baylor...

because of Ken Starr/Clinton/Lewisnky/Spiders

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't think there are many rules

besides no jumping ship. Even if you are Sidewalk, stick with the team through ups and downs.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

but i don't follow any other OU team.

I mean I will root for them, but when it comes to hooptyclanky thing, I like mid-majors.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fine

See what I wrote.

The problem isn’t ignoring the bad sports. It would be you rooting for Kansas in basketball.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Root for Kansas is basketball is always wrong.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why, thank you.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We can't all be perfect.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but GODDAMMIT WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TRY

j/k

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here with Kentucky and Davidson

The worst: my roommate. He claims allegiances to all the following:

Football
Michigan (lived there when young)
Alabama (lived there in high school)
Texas (lived there with parents after graduation)

Basketball
Wake Forest (undergrad)
Kentucky (law school)

My response: why aren’t you a UK and Wake football fan and a Michigan/Alabama/Texas fan? Bandwagon bullshit, that’s why.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Does he also root for the Yankees, Colts/Patriots, and Lakers?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have a cousin that claims Red Sox and Yankees

She is clueless. I don’t even think she is aware that there is a rivalry. Before everyone goes all “STUPID NORTHEAST,” she was born and raised in Arizona.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Can beat that

Was at Vandy with a guy who supported ND football, UK basketball and the Yankees and Cowboys. I think he was from Atlanta.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well if you were born and raised an ND fan but had to go to IU

I can’t hold it against someone like that for staying an ND fan, etc.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

If those areyour motivations, fine

If you forsake your team for a rival in a different sport because the rival is better, then you’re a bandwagoner.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I never went to a D1 school.

But I was born and raised in KY. So, I am a UK fan with a vested interest in UK.

I do sort of passively follow the low-mid-major basketball team from my law school.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

If your non-D1 school somehow was playing against UK

would you root for them, or for UK?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I would root for UK to win

But I would like AU to make a decent showing of it.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I cannot support that.

Sorry

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

What I meant was that I cannot support rooting for your alma mater to lose

Were I in your spot, I would root for American over Kentucky, much like if it ever happened, I’d root for Kenyon over Ohio State

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

or you just get reamed up the rear by your mother school

sorry UAB

/skips to NOLA

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

What about us furriners?

Are we allowed a fandom? Not that I have a non-pro one.

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like my trying to pick a football team

I decided not to jump the OMG MAN U bandwagon and went with Russian Premier League, but I do have a very slight connection.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Man City due to FiL.

But it happened right around they went insane with spending. I feel mildly bandwagony, even though I know I shouldn’t.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Everton because of Tim Howard (and the Landon loan).

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That is who I would have picked otherwise.

I got a friend into EPL and convinced him to go this route.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Same as a non-alumnus

You’re allowed to be a fan and care about wins and losses, but not about bigger things

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say you can care about bigger things

Just don’t be surprised if no one puts any stock in your opinion.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fair

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Even that

The number of UK sidewalk fans bitching about our AD putting money in softball or the chemistry department. Look, asshole, you’ve only given money to the school for football tickets and basketball tickets. I had to pay for fucking law school. Your opinion on this matter is not worth what mine is.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Well... if they are state residents

there is something to be said for the school being funded to some degree by their taxes.

That doesn’t excuse the fact that they’re thinking money should only be spent on one sport is remarkably stupid

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why I'm against family fandom even when it conflicts with alma mater

I’m not paying taxes so that some kids can root for Auburn in the UGA student section

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't attend the school.

Yet are a super fan of that school. Y’know, like the state of Kentucky and the school you pull for.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

BROTHER

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Why must we wait for the revolution?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Because in the Revolution

we won’t be sent to jail for it.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The Empire offers amnesty

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

These people are generally Indiana natives

and I’m just waiting for their hoverround batteries to die.

SOON.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Pour ranch in the works.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Then they'll eat it.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

and probably the hoverround too

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

preach

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Testify

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

the best one is UN-L fans for football that root for KU for basketball.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the Kansas/Nebraska act eliminated such idiocies.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I know one of those people

They are insufferable

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

insufferable seems like the correct word.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

People who root for a school but did not attend

At ND, we call them Subway alumni

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

oh def

hell my parents didn’t go to Bama

it’s not a guy who’s from Alabama who wants to cheer from Alabama

it’s the violent redneck shitheads using racial slurs at the tailgate pricks who didn’t attend Alabama

we are what we are but I don’t want the Updykes representing me, my state, or my school

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not too hard on sidewalkers

There’s a lot of times when going to the school you cheer for is not a very good career decision

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I tend to think mostly of "no connection to the school" when I think of sidewalk alumni.

Like if your whole family went there and you chose to go somewhere else, I don’t think you’re really a sidewalk fan.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Note my signature.

We have a limited number of officer positions available.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/waves

D3 vs. D1 isn’t a real issue in most places, though

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I can't belong to this committee, because then I would be an SEC fan in 2012

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

when i was home for break my parents had saved a newspaper article on how back in the day osu versus kenyon was the defacto state title game

while at UCincy, when osu played the bearcats i was rooting for osu (as was half the student body). though i can still appreciate good trolling, which is why i own one of those “bUCkeye state” shirts

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, I have a couple of the old OSU-Kenyon programs

and my donation was in honor of the last two Kenyon football wins over OSU

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, you do remember I was the lead debater against this right?

I’m just lucky in this case for the I-A/I-AA difference

/SEC scheduling joke
//Florida starts scheduling Dartmouth to get “out of state”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Ole Miss have sidewalk alums?

If so, they had the best-dressed sidewalk alums I ever saw

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

oh GOD yes

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing says "high school education"

like a bowtie, driving shoes and cardinal red pants that call themselves “pant”.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Not very many.

But sidewalk alumni of Ole Miss are probably there for the tailgate anyway, and thus dressed appropriately.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep #teamnopants real

At home, at the bar, at the stadium

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

just a weird tradition

like anything else

though on Eleven Warriors it’s an obvious sign that all southerners long for the Civil War days ha

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're going to dress up

Then do it properly.

White Tie and Tails FTW

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I never go with tie and blazer

But nothing wrong with business casual for a football game

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

nothing wrong, no

but if i’m going to be standing in the sun in a crowded space for 4 hours, comfort and breathability trump all else.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I just can't even fathom anybody caring.

It’s a fucking sporting event ferchrissakes.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Wear what is comfortable and suitable for the weather.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's stupid

but I’m completely removed from the frat subculture. It’s their thing. Whatever.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Even the coaches used to wear coats and ties.

In the South, it’s a social event. I generally don’t wear T-shirts in everyday life unless I’m sitting on my couch, on a horse, or working out, so I don’t know why I would wear one to a football game.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Right- which was why I said it was "cultural"

It’s the case where there’s just different ways of doing it.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that was all of football

Now apparently you have to get dispensation from the NFL to wear a suit and Reebok has to make one for you.

God, I hate the NFL.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I wear combat boots.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

As will I.

And the majority of my coworkers.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I dress nice if I'm feeling it.

Usually I look like a homeless grad student.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Redundant fashion statement is redundant.

/still dressing like grad student
//thank God for IT career

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

There's another reason I didn't

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

LIAR

also are you still without pants?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamnopants

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamhalfpants

and that other team from twitter

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Half pants?

I confused.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

super baggy pants, one layer, legs rolled to be like shorts because FUCKITSHOTINMY3RDFLOORAPARTMENT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I was confused at first

Thought that said “Fuck it, shot in my 3rd floor apartment” and that the baggy pants served some weird purpose.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm still in jeans from earlier!

i’m saving my michigan yoga pants for tomorrow :)

by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yoga?

yet more proof you’re really an IT callcenter worker somewhere in asia

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I went the opposite route.

I went with the “look like the guy that will most likely piss off her dad” and it seemed to work just fine

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Different bait for different fish

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/winks, points

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty much only people in frats do that.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Most Vandy students did it when I was there, but...

1) they were mostly in frats

2) it’s not really “attending” if you show up halfway through the second quarter and leave after halftime

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Still ashy?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Escaping from a wild Blanx doesn't give you a lot of time to handle the skincare regimen...

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Its mostly the Greek system

when I was at LSU, all the pledges of my fraternity wore shirt, tie, blazer. Their dates all wore dresses. After pledgeship, we didn’t wear that unless you wanted to.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

CAPE?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Late game higher or lower score at half time of this game?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

lower, late game goes ham in the 3rd

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fucked up.

1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course it was Shaggybevo.

Wow.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I posted once on there.

Reply was: Get out of here you fucking yankee.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

Texas fans are crazy

the red neck power of the south infused with the insanity of Austin

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Come off it.

That can be said about every team in the South.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

haha sorry sorry

you guys were a blast out in Cali

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries.

Wish I could have made it to San Diego. Our fans are pretty laid back until it comes to Aggie or Sooner.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm actually surprised i've not received more grief in the 1.5 years i've been here.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

More likely to happen during hate week.

Keep in mind, Texas hasn’t much to brag about since you’ve been there.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That's true.

I met a tech fan who said he liked UT more than OU. I was scared for my life at the point.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

That can be said about every team in the South.

#teamGolson
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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NIEN

#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Que?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh... people

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

I expect he was kicked out of the game.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of doubt it.

How do you explain that to someone with power to kick them out.

“Well, you see, there’s this website which is basically the asshole of the internet, and they make up memes, and one of these memes is……”

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, that's funny

/laughs
//feelsbadaboutlaughing
///keepslaughinganyway

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SCHADENFREUDE

: enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others

Yes, it is funny.

my stash o' gifs
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 2, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Jokes about pedophilia are gross, sick, and wrong.

The end. Period. No discussion.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The joke is not about pedophiles

But rather what kind of fucked up coach and others allowed this shit to go on. And the ‘fans’ that would riot over that coach.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

No, the joke is about pedophiles

The sign says “be quiet and don’t tell mommy”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's a fucking hint

the REST of the board thinks you’re wrong, and doesn’t think it’s funny. If you do, keep it to your damn self, or get the fuck out.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i like it when you get all riled up

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

There aren't many things that piss me off

People laughing at little kids getting abused is one of them(obviously, so is little kids getting abused)

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I respect the hell outta this. You know that.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes'm

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we all agree with you and are glad you said what you did.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me be clear:

I agree 100%. But I don’t forgive those that would support a coach under those circumstances either.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 2, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

trying to stay out of this discussion

looks like “anyone” and not “mommy”

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

FOODZ.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

A brief interlude

LOLOMGZ GAME IS AWESOME AND YOU NEVER PLAY A 3RD QUARTER AGAINST OREGON, WISCY GONNA DIE

by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

I hate people:

If you’re watching Kim and Kourtney take New York instead of the Rose Bowl in the workout room you need to be deported. #obviouslyaterrorist

A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

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by BoilerTMill on Jan 2, 2012 6:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Shit, Wisconsin's band is blowin'!

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

White kids CAN march!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I find Wisconsin's "stalled" marching quite unique,

but I don’t like their drumline’s instrumentation of snare, trios, single-tone bass, and cymbals.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as they don't have a xylophone, bells, timpani, etc. common to the "pit"

That stuff don’t belong on a field.

OTOH, what they’ve got by your description sounds very traditional. Me like.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

They put on a show.

Always enjoyed seeing them and OSU’s band when they would come to town- two VERY different styles

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, similarly, fun to see how many people show up three hours early for Skull Session at OSU

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

And the Wisconsin Marching Band actually looks like a band.

And… WALK LIKE A MAN, TALK LIKE A MAN

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Dig the high step

I looooooooooooove the Michigan cadence/high step

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamcorpsstyle

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a good showing Wisco band

You’re better than this

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

Trying to shift-A on this borrowed computer

and it’s not working. In other news, KG&IE make a splendid hamburger.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST reply actions  

Tell 'em hi for us.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh we see you.

/waves

#teamGolson
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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It wasn't their best work

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It looked like they were all limping.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Five miles, I think.

Plus the requisite pep rallies and march to the stadium. But Oregon’s band didn’t look that bad.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Shouldn't be a big deal

HS and even middle school bands march farther than that in Mardi Gras parades. They should bring it on the big stage.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Mardi Gras!

Less than 2 months!

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point

The Citrus parade was 2 miles or so and I wanted to die after it. Can’t imagine marching that one

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

haterzzzz

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST reply actions  

I feel like I'm drowning in all the threads. Wow.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 6:57 PM EST reply actions  

are you HOME?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Not bad, bands

I’m spoilt, though, Band of the Scots Guards FTW.

/even though it’s just a pipe and drum band, really.

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

I watched Universal Soldier during halftime

DON’T JUDGE ME!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:00 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Stanford gon' Stanford.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

I've got two.

They’re fine.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I have one. i haven't had issues.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

George Lucas is a USC grad?

I hate them even more, now.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 7:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Si.

Appropriately, he exists only to annoy the crap out of you.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno. Lucas tried to kill my childhood.

OJ wasn’t directly effecting 13 year old me, except for being on the TV ALL. THE. TIME.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

affecting. English fail.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Cant hate on Coppola

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Lets be serious

A good amount of people in Hollywood are USC grads

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 2, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is true

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Born in Detroit

I can’t speak ill of him, ever.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Err on the side of being overly aggressive?

Not often you hear a talking head say such a thing.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Beer run complete

Ready to get this second half going

by KillaB43 on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Refs missed a facemask there

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

They didn't score during halftime?

I thought for sure that Wisconsin’s band high-trotted a ball into into the end zone.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a fan of her pants today.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

salmon and straight outta the 70s

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Good grief.

She needs some fashion help, methinks.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Defenses still haven't showed up.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

TD Duck Tales.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oo-woo-oo!!!

A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.

by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

We don't like the jet sweep

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

Hey Guys!

DeAnthony Thomas is fast!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

LOL Ducks.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

GIF THAT PUDDLES DANCE PLEASE

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

Defense. Woof.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

That took all of 49 secs

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

"Honey Badger don't care."

I LOVE YOU BRENT.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

When know who Brent's got next Monday...

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to know going in.

Though it would have taken all of 30 seconds to find out once we started.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You can tell he's taking it to the house

before he’s five yard downfield

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

2 rushes, 155 yards.

Best stat line? Best stat line.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

So I went out for a bit and come back

to multiple threads to sort through and a track meet in the Rose bowl. you people are animals.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

AFN anti domestic violence ad

People crying. Ugh.

This is why I wish I was having a REAL GOOD TIME

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

yeah...that sucks

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

on the plus side

Our defense is tops in halftime adjustments. Let’s see what Nick has in store for us!

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Weak, Wisconsin.

You need to finish the drill on the KR.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Abers is not exactly fast

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Aber Caderis!

You’re now past midfield, Badgers.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

I like how Herbstreit was like

“he’ll surprise you with his quickness.” WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, KIRK? HUH? YOU RACIST ASSHOLE.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Next Tim Dwight?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

HAPPEE

1) I had breakfast in bed.
2) I got to see my best friend in the whole wide world.
3) Gators actually looked semi-competent.
4) I had awesome dinner with two desserts. Why two? Fuck you. I wanted two.
5) Going to lie on the couch with booze until sleepy time.

/I’m going to be useless at work tomorrow.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

So far....

let’s see how the remaining 8712 hours play out before we call it a success.

/cautiously optimistic

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

if you die in your sleep, we will put on headstone

“died of eating two desserts…with a smile on his face”

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Huzzah!

/also had 2 desserts

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

UP TOP!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The Firm provided pizza and the bowl games on the big TVs in the conference room

and people made cakes. So. Diet starts back tomorrow.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Gym and diet tomorrow..unless um what time is game?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This sounds ALMOST like my day.

except I didn’t get 1, 2, or 4

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

But you got texts from me.

Isn’t that enough?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, because they contained pictures of alcohol!

i’m ready for another vacation already

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be useless tomorrow.

seriously.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope to be, but per usual, I'm afraid my vast knowledge of bullshit will lead to people askign me questions

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It was so refreshing to see that Ohio State is still indeed our bitch

I wish Foley would schedule a home and home with them. But I know how he loves his UAB games.

Also, our D is going to be a thing of beauty next year

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I was happy to see some solid work from Leon Orr today.

But yes, Elam is nasty. Or interior D-line is going to injure some QBs next year.
But we are still in need of LOCKDOWN CBs.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Those young'uns will get better

Offensively we’re still going to be god awful though, unless we get some kind of miracle working OC

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ball attempting the flying triangle choke.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Montee Ball. Champion Hurdler.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Not sure if helmet to the groin

is “properly executed.”

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Near hurdle.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

SHIT WHAT A HURDLE

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That was a helluva collision on that trap block

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Good god Ball leapt over him

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

FLYING CHEESE.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

My dreams have come true

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And Fearless Leader's nightmares.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I'm that pixel way down at the bottom of the ravine cackling like a mad man

I may or may not be naked

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

CHEESE AND HAM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

This game is going hot HAM and cheese.

/hardee’s

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Evenin' Monsters

So, does Brent actually have Okie St fans to have made mad? I think he’s being a bit presumptuous myself.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

The BCS can only go downhill from here, right?

No way any of the next four games are this entertaining, not even close.

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Wouldn't that be something?

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That is not a multiple of 3, very unlikely.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The Orange Bowl and Sugar Bowl would be good games

if they just had different names. Those teams don’t really deserve to be there, but they are interesting match ups

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If everything goes right the Cotton Bowl should be a great game.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is true

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

This game needs to hurry up and end...

The NBA is starting

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

you go to hell

you go to hell and you die

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Van Pelt

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You're sick and need help

You’re seriously going to stop watching this game in favor of watching the Washington Generals?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No.

Also: No.
Also also: Go away.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Somethin' ain't right with you, Van Pelt.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NBA = WWF

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

But the NBA is fast paced

Non-stop action, yo.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLWAT

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Theory:

100% of EDSBS posts from Hawaii are coming from the same house.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Magnets?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, what's up?

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

long time no see!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a people person.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He's there for butt-slaps after touchdowns.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Chryst's last game

so his job is to make sure that he doesn’t steal anything on his way out

by Nigel_T on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So apparently Les Miles's daughter is named "Smacker".

I’m fairly sure this is a nickname but with Les, you never know…

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

lmao

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Bolles is a state/national powerhouse in swimming

Boys’ Swimming & Diving
49 District Championships, 12 times State Runners-up, 32 State Championships, 6 times National Runners-up, 5 National Championships

Girls’ Swimming & Diving
33 District Championships, 5 times State Runners-up, 25 State Championships, 1 time National Runners-up, 9 National Championships

There are also foreign Olympians who board at the school to train. The former coach is now the swimming coach at UF and he was an asst coach for the Olympic team last go round.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 2, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Everything comes back to taffy in his world.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a nickname.

There was a great ESPN piece about Les and his balancing his familial and professional lives. She was mentioned a couple times.

But Smacker, if not already embarassed about the article, will be in a few years.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Duck out for ten minutes to pick up food

and I miss how many thousand comments? (Did get back just in time for the TD, though.)

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Dunno. Between plays was time to catch up with the thread.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

FIELD GOAL UNIT? what is?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Field goal to a TD fight...

Reminds me of Auburn v Georgia (or Arky) last year

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Does anyone know if shift A or Z works on an ipad??

This is the first time I"ve posted on this…..my computer is otherwise occupied

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

you're so nice to let some kid borrow it

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

She actually has a keyboard attached.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Says the guy who lived in Japan for several years.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YOU

You are within arms reach. I don’t even need a UAV.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Heeheehee

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Did it work?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Couldn't do either on my iPad

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And I even tried w/a physical keyboard paired - no dice

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF?

How does an attached keyboard not work. I feel like walking into an apple store and bringing up this thread and then bitch slapping someone when they get smug

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

even more of a reason for the slapping

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

correct, because it's expecting the software keyboard it's not automatically catching keystrokes for page input

There might be some way to work around it with a jailbreak, but if they would just get FanShots and iPad screen support in the SBNation app I could probably live with it.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No Flash, just lots of HTML5 and Javascript

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wonder if a different browser would work with the keyboard?

(and EDSBS)

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Could try Opera or Atomic, but I suspect it's a WebKit issue

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by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly no

It’s literally one of two things (with WatchESPN not on UVerse) keeping me from ditching the laptop for personal use.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

That says….something….about the importance of EDSBS in my life.

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by allicolls on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So the direct tv commercials scare me

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

Then I suggest you avoid any Tostitos comercials

the talking bag is nightmare fuel

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by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

that scared me less.

i don’t want an eye patch and end up in a ditch

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss the ones with her:

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not smart Thomas

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by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

so after a lovely conversation about non alumni fans

ready for 25 minutes of insanity

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

this is conservative by Penn State standards

they like to burn all timeouts on the first drive

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, fuck, there goes the second TO

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by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Bielema has a habit of finding creative uses for timeouts.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He's a drunken lout, but he's our drunken lout

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

X

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Can't believe the announcers suggesting he should get the TO back

Oh, I didn’t know the rules? Oh, give me my TO back. I’m just a head coach, not a ref.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

Didn't you hear? He was swayed by booing fans!

You ALWAYS get a timeout back when you make a call based on fan reaction.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Might as well say

“I didn’t know the ball had to cross the line, I thought it was his foot. Give my TO back then. No problem, bro, got it.”

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You can forgive BB for thinking that only part of the ball needs to cross the line

and that you don’t event need to see the ball on the replay to overturn

by Nigel_T on Jan 2, 2012 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Aside from the fact that you could see the ball clear as day on the replay

and that this is for the ball coming out of the endzone instead of going in, yeah.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah so.

Had a couple of trolls pop up at the MSU blog after the title game (not even the immediate aftermath of the game in question, six weeks later!) who were seriously making that argument.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

shrugs

/puts hands in pockets
//whistles

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

we did jump

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

nope here

late-shift-kissed-by-a-rose-bowl-4th-quarter-come-fiesta-bowl-kickoff

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

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