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OPEN THREAD: F--- IT LET'S GO ROSE BOWLING

Whether you're from Big Ten/Pac-12 country or not, there's always something compelling about the Rose Bowl. This year Oregon takes the time honored prestige and pageantry to bold flavor country by showing up like some kind of liquid metal clad enforcers from the future. En garde.

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Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

shit shit shit shit shit shit

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This is better than pre Rose Bowl coverage

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Until Corso drops an F-bomb

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the only thing his tirade against O'Brien for PSU was missing, really.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

thank god

i needed OUT of that thread

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

por que?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys what are we talking about?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't ask, just run away.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Go to the previous thread.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot the sarcasm font

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't want to know

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Run, do not stop but run fast and far.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

look puppy!

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I'm not sure what those papers are,

but xylitol (the artificial sweetener) is deathly poisonous to dogs.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

lottery tickets according to the source website.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

DERP

Read some of the comments for that GIF.

Error on my part, I do not condone poisoning dogs.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

We have reports of HAM in Tampa.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

WHY TAKE A KNEE

We’ve been killing them with the deep ball

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Overtime! Overtime! Overtime!

I say we hit triple OT

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

I gotta go with UGA

God is thoroughly against

a) Sparty going to the Rose Bowl
b) Dantonio getting a bowl win

it’s the only explanation

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Coming from a team that wrote the book on that

I feel your pain

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Cal fans nod in agreement

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't want to know what I drank to get through the last four days

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Purple Drank

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Fortunately I found Jamarcus's old stash in the East Bay

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh shit, Georgia.

Sparty is bouncing at you.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

can you plant a flag on astroturf?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I think 3 or 4 OTs will take this game to the Rose Bowl Kick Off.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

Actually no, I want another 6 or 7 OT classic

One not involving Arky

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

ugggghhhhhh

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that was a helluva 7 OT game. I did get very tired though

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol which one? Arkansas has been in two.

Plus a 6 OT one

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

5 years ago I think?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well last one was Matt Jones vs. Hefty Lefty at Kentucky

Last one involving Arky. That was…2003..wtf? Almost a decade ago already?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I was there.

It was emotionally exhausting by the third OT.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't worry

No Pillsbury Throwboy in this one.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Holy shit the ref is a dwarf?!

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

with a weird accent

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

HO HO HO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT

THIS GUY IS A REF. HIS ARMS ARE SO SHORT HE CAN RUN THE ILLEGAL PROCEDURE SPIN FASTER THAN ANYONE. THAT’S SPEED RIGHT THERE.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think that only applies in field goal kicking contests.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My uncle swears a rule should be you cannot count FGs until you score a TD

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The old rugby rule

Count “converted” (with PAT) tries (TDs) and use points only as a tie-breaker.

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/handwankingmotion

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sparty should get to rest up for 2 months

and then get another shot at it.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm wondering how many Dantonio's MSU has gone through

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I think there is a special UGA breeding program.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I meant his pics & gifs

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I make most of my gifs that are CFB related.

Otherwise, the internet is a wonderfully depraved place.

Though, you should feel solace in the fact that I’m the first in the history of the net to put the three words “Board Certified Scrotologist” in order, so I got that going for me.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Bow-wows From Brazelton?

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP

by Big Head Zach on Jan 2, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I like to Tebow my wife after sex

She accepts it with surprising grace

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I dislike Todd Grantham

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

on Amtrak now.

I need some kind of username and password in order to watch espn3 for the rose bowl. As I don’t have that, and firstrowsports in blocked, does anyone have a suggestion for another site for the game?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 2, 2012 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

frs is blocked? HOW?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

justin tv

I downloaded the app and watched the Pac 12 championship here in Japan on my phone while riding the bullet train.

by AZ_Duck on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

here we go kids

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

oh shit Sparty

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

No PI on that?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

There it is!

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

RAMBO!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY LOL

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY ETC

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

The afternoon in a nutshell:

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Hi Rev. Are...you...okay????

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah - I actually picked us to lose.

Had some hope after the first half went about as well as one could have hoped. Our lines got completely outclassed in the 2nd half, and we had two terrible calls in a row that handed USCe a touchdown. The far greater concern is the lack of maturity, however. I’ve never seen a program more prone to letting one mistake snowball into an avalanche of errors, and I think that starts at the top. If Pelini can’t get his own act together and help our guys maintain composure, we’re never going to break back through to elite status, nor will we deserve to.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

*pours you a drink*

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome to the B1G

you’ll learn how to…. well i have no idea. fuck bowls.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

sparty

all that needs to be said

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

Rambo just went into the past

and killed sparty

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 2, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Belgium everything.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

And there it is

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

Never seen that before.

Penalty automatically declined.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

I think it's one of those where

if it was after the play it would count, during the play the only thing it could do is undo a touchdown return (since they’re not taking over at the end of the return).

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Man that ref needs to take some public speaking classes.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Penalty automatically declined?

Well, that’s fucking stupid.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

your team just intercepted the ball?

QUICK, TAKE OUT THEIR QB’s KNEES!! that way if it goes 2OT, they’ll be without him and you won’t get a penalty.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

sparty

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Huh, so a PF on change of possession in OT doesn't shove Georgia back to the 40?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

That rule ought to be changed.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree.

Could Georgia play for the punt in OT?

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

by skinnyphatman on Jan 2, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Last Boy Scout

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Last Boy Scout

That there is Billy Blanks of Tae Bo fame, right before he blows his brains out

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Last Boy Scout?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

FIGHTS FOR EVERYBODY

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It would undo a TD return but I guess that play counts as part of our possession, not theirs

and therefore the penalty doesn’t carry over. Weird, but I knew about the rule already. Just hadn’t seen it happen.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

BALL HAWK

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Shouldn't UGA have to start on the MSU 40?

That kinda sucks.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

oh god.... kickers

maybe I don’t want to watch this game…

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

NO BOBO

160 lbs Thomas can’t run against MSU

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

Note to self...

win a game in overtime by getting an interception and blocking everyone in the back on the way to the endzone.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

...

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

thank you, rev

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 2, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Sparty is the B1G equivalent to a child on a leash

Just when he’s about to get away and do something fun Yank “Get the hell back here”

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Is Georgia's kicker that good? I thought he had like a dozen misses.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Lord a kick....

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Jason Garrett loves this strategy.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Somebody broke SBNation

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

it was us

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh god kicker kicker kicker kicker

cant watch…

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

sonofabitch

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE RIGHT

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

As a Bills fan

I do not approve this comment

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

And that's why you don't do that shit, UGA.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

LOL GEORGIA

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

UGA NO

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Dwag No

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LET’S KICK ON 3RD DOWN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

DWAG NOOOOOOOOOO

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

NO GOOD!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sake, Dwags.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

DAWGS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Hahahahaha

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY LIVES!

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

And it goes on and on and on and on

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

That's what you get for playing for the field goal.

COTG was not pleased.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

FTFY

So this is what it feels like to be a Bama fan.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait I did that wrong.

In my defense I just woke up.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

naw

when we play Sparty we win by 5 touchdowns

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Guys this is like the best game ever.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

OF THE AFTERNOON UNTIL THE ROSE BOWL STARTS

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

Saban to recruiting coordinator

get me that kicker

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Seriously what the fuck

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, UGA.

Really trying hard to lose this game.

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

haha

Richt B1G player of the game

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

WHO WANTS TO LOSE THIS GAME MORE???

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

So, I guess UGA is just as good as Bama, Paawwwllllll

They know how to miss FGs in OT. That’s part of the process, Paawwwlllll!!!!!!

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

Richt was at FSU for all of the Wide *****'s against Miami

He should know better.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oh, Georgia. Sparty No'd all over the place and you blew it

Also, gird yourself, B1G fans who are not looking forward to another year of “LOL Big 10.” Everyone will ignore that the B1G was not favored in any game today and therefore going, at best 2-3 or at worst 0-5, will be mocked relentlessly.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

Do I exist now that I have the THE

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Only until we get it back!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck yeah.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The Purdue also won

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Double Post

But that doesn’t count because only Mizzu fans think they’re good enough to be in B1G

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

NUH UH PAWWWLLL THEYS OURS NOW.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NEXT LEVEL ASPIRATIONAL CONFERENCE TROLL

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/donotwant.jpg

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

It has nothing to do with you...

I didn’t really want Nebraska either- I would rather have gotten rid of PSU and gone round robin.

I know that wasn’t going to happen, and 12 was likely, but I still didn’t want it. And now that we have 12, I don’t want any more than that

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

that being said, I personally didn’t really want Mizzou to be a part of the B1G.. although the CIC would’ve been nice

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

This game refuses to end

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, but not often.

I think there was at least one, maybe two, in the PSU-FSU Orange Bowl a few years back.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean a single OT period in college with no points.

I haven’t seen that before, usually if team doesn’t score, they’re toast.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck me

this is really just wow. fuck

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not too tough

/WHEN I WAS

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

LIVE TO WIN

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

LOLNO

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If this game goes into triple overtime

we are all losers

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Did he ever kick a field goal in a bowl game?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure he kicked one last year.

I remember because I cussed him out for being a useless sack of shit and he nailed it.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

47 yards into the wind lol

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

...

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

IT'S GOOD Y'ALL

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

And he makes that one

fuck me, seriously. fuck. shit. goddamn

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Good grief

My uncle just filled a pint glass with nought but ice and bourbon

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Slainte

It’s not a bad way to live

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That's now how you do it?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I have drunk that much

But not all in one glass. OK, apart from my 18th….

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a good man.

A man of honor. Take pride in your blood relation to him.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He doesn't even like the stuff

Scotch man.

Now I know why he’s always snoring on the couch by 2 in the afternoon

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

And he somehow made it!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

The NFL OT format?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

HIVE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT THEY TOTALLY FIXED IT FOR THE PLAYOFFS

/it’s actually worse somehow

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Negative.

Both are bad. This is better.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NFL OT format for starters

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

PKs in knockout round soccer

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Golden Point in rugby

mostly because it means that you can kick a drop or penalty and pretty much have no incentive to score tries

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

seconded

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are pretty awful as well.

I get why they have to use them but I don’t have to like it.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This is an abomination.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I love multiple replays

And they’ve abolished them now. Evil. It was the awesomest thing: can’t win in regular time – play the game again and completely f**k up your season.

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

"Single wicket" in cricket

Worst tie-breaker ever.

It’s actually worse than the golden point in rugby, which takes some doing.

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/brain splode

wut

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

single wicket is pretty crazy. better than 20 over though imo

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

shootouts in hockey

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NFLAIDSOT

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, there's this:

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

is that quidditch?

at first i thought the girl was holding a harpoon. didn’t notice the riding. girls hunting boys with harpoons would be fun to watch.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Knee was down?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

Gorramit both my kids are melting down during OT

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

What up Commentariat?

Haven’t watched anything today, how have the games been?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

blarg

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to plaid

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This game will never end.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

lolololololollolol throw to flat every time

SOMEHOW FUCKING WORKS NO MATTER WHAT

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, Fuck all of you for making me go into the other thread to see what all the fuss was about

Now I can’t un-see it

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

lulz

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

When you see it the first time

all you see is the chasm.

Upon further review, you also see the meathammer.. It’s the gif that keeps on giving.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You were warned.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I was not, in fact

All that is mentioned here is apologies. I thought Cap Town Cat got all butt-hurt about UK basketball or something. I hate all of you

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I said run a couple of times here.

But at least you can hate on the Ducks even more.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Uhm.

1. I guess you made the safe assumption about what I would be apologizing for.

2. PHRASING!!!!!

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

The NFL has a new wrinkle in OT, right?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

Only in the playoffs.

If the team that receives the kickoff at the beginning of overtime scores on a FG, the other team gets a chance to answer.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's right. The Vikings bitch rule.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

who are these Vikings, Erik?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

wait what?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Read some of his stuff now.

Feel the insecure butthurt. It all started that night.
It was a great blog before then. Now, I have to pick and choose which articles to read.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris Gates was sane at one point?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Something changed there after that game.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he's been a whiny little bitch for a long time

When Saints fans, before the game, talked shit, he responded with personal insults and Katrina jokes.

He makes your entire fanbase look bad by extension.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I must have just been blinded by the Vikings' success, then.

But I do remember some unsavory moments on that blog between Vikings and Saints fans.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That was seriously bullshit.

But we lost that game in the 4th quarter. I’m surprised my fiance is still with me after the shape I was in that night. holy fuck

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I was watching Favre and thinking RUN YOU CRAZY OLD MAN RUN WHY ARE YOU THR-

Dammit. That’s right. These are the Vikings. Good things, we cannot haz.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I dont remember anything after the Saint's OT field goal

I know I spent an hour on the phone with a friend, but that is just from checking my phone.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

What conference is providing the officials for the Outback Bowl?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

CUSA, I think.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcoming you to auto-rec land!

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

dwarf nerds

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Gambinos?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OVC?

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My family.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gruden gets worse with each passing broadcast.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sorry ref, which yard line will the ball be placed on

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

AND A WILD SAXATTACK APPEARS

at my door.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

wait, undisclosed island is now disculosed

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He's also not the first to meet us here. First to meet the kids though.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Some goofy gopher, I think...

can’t remember his name

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Stand Your Ground law is in effect here

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hi Sax!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT MORE KICKING

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Uh oh, Sparty.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

There's no way they make this FG

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

The Weis-rooski

Put your fattest guy in the back field and set a twinkie in the end zone

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

more field goals

at least they have an all pro holder

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

Is it me, or do Brent and Herbie look like they are in front of a green screen

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

we are dying and living on Sparty time

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

does sparty's offense remind anyone else of the giants in nflaids?

moments of lucidity followed by a cessation of the playcalls that work…

by bryemye on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

3OT

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

Ok which one of you shit heads asked for 3 OT

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

whistles while trying to look innocent.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I asked for 7 OT

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I want this game to go until tomorrow

Because, fuck sleep

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

TRIPLE OVERTIME

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

Don't they have to score a TD in OT first?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

You've identified the problem in this scenario

I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale

by SC-Gator on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Dick Tomey rule!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Third overtime?

Don’t think we’ll have to worry about that mandatory “go for two” though

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

"Gonna be a heartache tonight"...

ESPN trolling Sparty

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

B2 flyover: Terrifyingly awesome

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

CAN'T SEE STEALTH BOMBER FLYOVER JOKE HERE

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Purdue flyover?

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dang, I missed it.

Was watching the MSU-UGA game.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT SPARTY

Hurry up and lose you’re starting to threaten my Rose Bowling

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

I think the XFL had the coolest OT rule.

The short-lived XFL used a modified Kansas Playoff, where the series would start on the 20-yard line and have four downs to score. However, if the first team to play overtime scored a touchdown in less than four downs, the second team would have to score in just as many plays (for instance, if the first team scored a touchdown on three downs, the second team would only have three downs to score a touchdown). Neither team could kick a field goal until the fourth down.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

OH NO FORMAT FAIL
The short-lived XFL used a modified Kansas Playoff, where the series would start on the 20-yard line and have four downs to score. However, if the first team to play overtime scored a touchdown in less than four downs, the second team would have to score in just as many plays (for instance, if the first team scored a touchdown on three downs, the second team would only have three downs to score a touchdown). Neither team could kick a field goal until the fourth down.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gotta admit

That’s kind of nifty

I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale

by SC-Gator on Jan 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

except for playing more than 3 good teams.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dude don't get them started

not worth it

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you are just being silly.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be in NOLA this friday guys

just saying

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I get it

he’s the nicest bro in the history of bros in college football

BUT IS HE TRYING TO THROW A PICK EVERY 5 THROWS

why am I invested in this game?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

because it is the ultimate in classic FOOTBAW BOB

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Good tackling Georgia

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

ROSE BOWL SHMOSE BOWL WE GOT SPARTY

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Oooh - me likey.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that's clever and well-executed...

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Purty.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Subtle, very nicely done

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Subtle

They must be in the B1G

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

the Alabama in me screams "harumph"

but the kid in me says AWESOME!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Oregon shiny numbers are shiny

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

PHRASING

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The helmets are cool Oregon, but the rest of the uniform is pretty ugly

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

It does blend into the grass

Maybe that’s what they were going for

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

When the sun isn't reflecting directly off the helmets, I like the helmet.

Otherwise it looks like a chrome motorcycle helmet. Maybe the green is to make the hard to see but the shiny helmet is so the QB knows where to throw? Kinda like the horns on Michigan?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Supposedly, it's a completely different color under artificial light

We shall see

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

They're tiger stripes, from Princeton

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I though they were from Delaware

Should’ve changed the colors more, though

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ACC refs

Yay?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHA.

Enjoy.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is this the point

Where neither team can stop the run?

by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

yes, yes they did

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 2, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Redneck Oregon helmets would have bondo facemasks.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

not really redneck

needs a gunrack

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even own ah gun

Let alone many guns to necessitate and entire rack.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

there's not a Dale Earnhardt number 3 anywhere on it

so no

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

helmets by WCC

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't be redneck

not enough TruckNutz™

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SPARTY COCKFINGERS

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

NO SPARTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

hhhnnnngggg

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

SPARTY NO

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY D'OH

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

Wiscy wins toss

to Receive

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

Oh Sparty...

I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale

by SC-Gator on Jan 2, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

oh no

stuck at the car wash. Old deaf people talking loud.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

3 points for Sparty

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

JAYSUS MY HEART

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

THINK OF THE DANTONIO

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty awesome.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

BruinM got the ticket

And I hope to go to the Rose Bowl in couple years (when I have money and UCLA is playing and stuff)

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually didn't enjoy it.

The prestige of the place and all the tradition made it feel really cool, but that stadium is a heaping pile of shit.

by President Camacho on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The only thing that sucks

Is that it takes FOREVER to get back to your seat. I thought the stadium was really cool.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Glad I got in early buddy missed most of the first quarter trying to get into the stadium.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't like.

Endzone seats had no lights, no replay board, very few entrances/exits, seats were too far back instead of high up. I couldn’t see anything the whole game and was only about 1/3 of the way up.

by President Camacho on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

seconded

and it’s in Pasadena

I’ll take NOLA or Miami over thatt any day of the week

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

umm... yea

it’s a stadium on a golf course in the middle of WASPY suburb

give me NOLA any day of the week

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll second that

You can’t beat New Orleans

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

okay we'll call that a wash

I had a blast at the Rose Bowl

but it was so out there by itself, ya know?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to the Purdue-Washington Rose Bowl

You have to go at least once.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a blast

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It's good!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus Bielema

how is he wearing a jacket in 80 degree weather?

by FSUguy on Jan 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

his favorite move is Batman and Robin

and he is paying homage to mr freeze?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/is named Mr. Freeze

//smokes cigars

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe no one has told him?

I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale

by SC-Gator on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He wears that windbreaker for every game, he's weird

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, the holder for MSU was suspended for violating team rules?

What sort of trouble could a holder possibly get in?

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

Holding the wrong things at the wrong time

I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale

by SC-Gator on Jan 2, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

No dropped the INT!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

SO DAMN CLOSE

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

My dad: "Why is Ann Murray the Georgia QB?"

He’s drank too much wine already.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 5:13 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Big holes on the first couple plays for Wisconsin

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

SACK AND A FG AT 40+ YARDS

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

EVERY DAY RUN POWER O

EVERY DAY RUN POWER O

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit, DWAGS.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

BLOCKED!

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Georgia now has to make a 47 yd fg

Why yes kicking is involved in the SEC games

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

High. Quality. Loss.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SPARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY!!!!

god kickers….

BUT SPARTY!!!!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Not sure.

Sadly our nation only has overweight males who dare to run on the field.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

MLB had something no?

I forget her name but she would run on the field and hug a player.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Morganna, the Kissing Bandit

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Attractive female streaker run on the field?

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The male population of America

just experienced a stirring in their loins

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

All the jiggly?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Title clicked

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

FLAGGED

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

DID WE NOT AGREE TO LEAVE THIS SHIT IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Was it worse than the last Alamo Bowl thread?

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

GAAAHHH KILL IT WIT FIRE

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You have a very odd definition of "love".

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NO SIR

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You bad, bad person.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes please

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Amber Heard's GF is a relatively famous photographer and Amber has posed in various states of undress for her

I’ll let you use Google to find it.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/bunk

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

WOO MICHIE STATE!

Blocked Kick!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

LOL Georgia

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY GOOD BOOM

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Uga HHHNNNNNGGGG!

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

SPARTY YES

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Sparty do?

Wow.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY LIKE A ROCK

SPARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

AHahahahhahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAAaaaaAHAHAhhahahahAHAHAHAHAHahaHAHHAHAh

AHSHhAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHASHAHHSHASHHASHASHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHA
gasps for air
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHSHHHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHHAH

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Nice FAIL there Georgia

I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale

by SC-Gator on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Sparty fuck yea

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Richt hot seat rumors to start posthaste?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Dwags, no.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

TO THE ROSE BOWL!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Nick Alliotti gulping down the Fiji water

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

That performance by Georgia

was such a choking dog they named it their mascot

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Just flipped to ESPN and

ZOMG OREGON WTF ARE YOU WEARING!!!!!!

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I believe the helmets are left over parts

from the Fast and the Furious

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Congratulations, Dwags.

You are now the proud owners of a transitive loss to Notre Dame.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Which means you have a transitive loss to Michigan!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SNUD

is highly contagious.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

NUDS!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Look on the bright side Dawgs....

Richt did just enough to ensure that the mediocrity keeps rolling along.

by Statesboro Blues on Jan 2, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry UGA fans, but hella game!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

Haha Oregon

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

TD WISSKY

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

That was quick

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

And the scoring starts early

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Can't draw it up better than that.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

The rise of the B1G

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

"PLAY ACTION AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL."

I love you brent

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

We're a little glass-housey for that, methinks

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking that's why he said

“state of Georgia”, i.e. both of us.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My bad, I read as state, as in current condition

As you were

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

As horrible as that kicker is

That is all on Richt. Playing for a long field goal in the first OT 1 when worst case scenario is a harmless transition to OT 2

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

on 2nd down at that

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Knowing full well that your kicker is a head case too

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

crappy prevent defense at the end of regulation too

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

CHEESE

TOAST

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Well, that didn't take long.

B1G SPEED, PAAWWWLLL!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

THANKS ROSE BOWL MY HEART IS ALL HEATED UP GOOD TO KEEP IT GOING

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

WHATEVER BRO

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Anyone looking for defense best change the channel

Oregon was 3rd in PPG and Wisconsin was 5th. This might go MACtion

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

YOU MEAN THE WORST FOOTBALL GAME EVER?!

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GET OUT NOW

BEFORE I GET MY KNIVES FROM THE CABINET

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Spielman facepalm

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you mad?

72 might happen before halftime.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just have to make sure they aren't up by 4 with time running out and the opponents on their 40

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I wonder if chrome facemasks are hard to see through in the sunlight

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I just found out Wilcox and Sirmon are leaving UT for Washington

FUCKING FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

FALSE

SUNSPHERE IS ANGERED BY FALSE IDOLS

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

AND GOATSE

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NO MORE NICK HOLT

(Not a Washington fan, but entertained nonetheless)

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol UT

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU BB

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

/bielwithit.gif

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ILLEGAL

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

well it's really dry there

like zero humidity

not fun for a southerner

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

what he said

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

my lips were bleeding

seriously uncomfortable

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You looked at the forecast before you went out, right?

Chapstick is like 99 cents at every gas station/CVS/etc. ever

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

didn't realize I was starting something haha

but yea I got chapstick after the second day

probably didn’t help that I was most likely dehydrated from pounding alcohol with the crazy ass Texas people pretty much the entire time

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The Midwest gets extremely humid as well(google "corn transpiration") but I found my trip to Pasadena to be quite pleasant, weatherwise

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, that seriously causes the high humidity in the Midwest?

I just figured it was the rivers and the distance from the ocean.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

haha right?

had no idea about any of that

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are also factors, but it's a big factor

I’ve found Tallahassee and Charlotte and Savannah summers to be, in general, less humid than the ones I had growing up in Ohio

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Charlotte makes sense since it's in the Piedmont

Savannah and Tallahassee is all the swampass, though. Guess I’ve never experienced corn summer so I can’t say

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Now, the southern cities were hotter, but the humidity was worse in Ohio

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

How is low humidity bad for a Southerner?

I LOVE low humidity weather

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like Wilson can be a good NFL QB

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

Likewise.

Georgia is one of the SEC teams I don’t hate. Glad it was an entertaining game.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my best friends

Is a MSU alum. My biggest complaint about the game is owing him a beer.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Never complain

about owing an actual friend a beer. Otherwise no-one will ever buy you one.

by po8crg on Jan 2, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

It was a helluva game, and the Georgia D is for realz. You guys will be top 5 going into next season

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 2, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

if they can get a running game

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

We graduate 3 of our OL next year and have a pretty stout

class committed. Including a JUCO guy at RT.

I’m hoping this is one of those cases where attrition=improvement.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

it's just weird to see Georgia so thin at RB

especially when TN and FL have the same problem. You know there are good RBs somewhere.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Cousins is a special player and a good person.

I’m glad he got the MSU passing record. Even if it came against us.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I do love the Rose Bowl

it just shows everything I love about college football, (save for the conferences that play in it) The atmosphere, the tradition, etc etc.

by #74forthewin on Jan 2, 2012 5:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

He should do this game each year

It would only be one game and he lives close. Couldn’t be that hard on him.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i'm more excited about this one than usual

I have someone to pull for, and it’s an interesting clash of styles

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell them to put the fucking pom poms away

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

They still have only one cheer.

“O” that just fizzles out, kinda like their team vs the SEC.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 2, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MOAR OF OREGON CHEERLEADER PLZ KTHX

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

NEEDS TCU DANCE TEAM

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Would tune in for 3.5 hrs of that

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

EEK JUST GOT A FULL VIEW OF HELMET

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

So this game has gone Ham early

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't go that far JUST yet

but the forecast reads a 90% chance of Ham

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What's the vector, Victor?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That would be fantastic

Like go back to Donald Duck and change his expression in relation to the game.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

On pace

for 100+ combined points?

Go Gatah!

by Harrison R on Jan 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

Glad the Rose Bowl is on

I can finally enjoy football again.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

And you'll be four threads behind

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yesh yesh

I at least need to wait for a new thread to pop up. I’ve already been a no show for too much of this season around here. Gotta make up for that.

by President Camacho on Jan 2, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Low scoring because the defenses are just that good? Sure

Low scoring because neither team tries anything? No

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's not generally my preference.

I demand touchdowns. Well, at least touchdown.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I like all kinds of football

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Good defense beating good offense can be a blast.

Good defense beating a “please don’t hurt me” offense? No.
Derpfests can be quite entertaining too.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NEIN

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 2, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T YOU GET ANY OF YOUR BUCKEYE TAINT ON MY BADGERS

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

forreals

too much of that anatomical region in today’s threads

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

you were rooting for osu vs michigan

PAYBACK IS A BITCH

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It felt wrong and dirty

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Rose Bowl belong to Pac-12

Except that one time when it was belong to the Mountain West

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/Jake Ballard jumping catch.jpg

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

/david boston endzone strut.jpg

for good measure

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Wisconsin fans always travel extremely well

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty sure the alumni base is something like 2:1, too.

Of the OR/WA schools, only Washington is anything like the size of a major B1G school.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No urge to drink.

But I’m craving cookies. Back in a sec.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

/trollface.jpg

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend was at the Brett Michaels stanford pep rally tailgate

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

What a stiff arm

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK STIFFARMS EVERWHARE

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

LURVE YOU MONTEE

PLZ TO NOT GO PRO

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Montee Ball has a 99 stiff arm rating.

Jesus.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Ball is a BAMF

nice block by the QB

by Nigel_T on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Monte Ball's going for the Rose Bowl rushing record today

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 2, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

On pace for 150 yards in the first quarter!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Off to get some pizza.

I imagine we’ll be in a new thread when I get back.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

Montee Ball

ALL YOUR YARDS ARE BELONG TO HIM

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I hate that shit.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 2, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's effective when used properly.

When you just have 4 guys standing up at the line and you rush all 4 of them with no stunts or twists? Ummm, why don’t they just get down?

by President Camacho on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

"I Know! I'll fake a fake!"

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

amoeba defensive front

It sucks

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

faint memory of it making the browns less shit-tastic in the last few games of their first season back

the payoff: drafting courtney johnson.

fuck penn state, your players are always shit in the pros.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This is absurdist humor at it's finest

Some took all the videos of Octopi doing strange things and imagined a conversation between the octopus and a squid.

They then created Texts from a Cephalopod.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

Montee Ball has gone HAM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

One year ago, sigh

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

EVERYDAY I'M RUSSELIN!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

Ducks no like defense?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

Is that the Lawrence of Arabia soundtrack?

Excellent choice by whatever band way playing it.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Errbody going after Montee

Contain optional.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 2, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

Musberger be trollin

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

Shift-A

POINTS FOR THE POINT GOD!

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

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