Fake New Year's Overflow #1

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions

And out of nowhere

Introducing the Minnesota Wild!

~~Versus~~ NBCSN has aired quite a bit of Blues randomly this season though

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions

WE ARE SOLIDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DIVISION THIS YEAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

You guys might even make the playoffs!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions

Every team except COLOLMBUS might get in this year

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions

See below

/sobs

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

Hey, remember when you guys made the playoffs?

That was fun!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

You know the bitch of it-

before the Blue Jackets were created, I was a Blackhawks fan. This coincided with how terrible they were, and the media blackouts. Then I switch to root for the hometown team, and the Blackhawks get good

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

Switch back.

You’ll fit right in.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

NEIN

I only rooted for them because Fuck Detroit and Fuck Pittsburgh. Now I have a team of my own, sort of.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions

At least...uh...tickets are cheap?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

And I live in Georgia...

gah

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

Could they at least trade Rick Nash to a good team?

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by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

NO! He is OURS, he signed a long term deal and everything!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions

DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!

/Hoists Cup
//Does not give a fuck what bitter Blues fan thinks.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

There's a smudge on your pink hat.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions

It's a champagne stain.

I get that a Blues fan wouldn’t have any idea what that looks like.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions

I'm still cleaning the champagne off my Cards hat to care.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions

:(

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions

ONE WHOLE STANLEY CUP WIN

OH WOW, LOOK OUT GUYS, THE BLACKHAWKS SURE ARE GREAT!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions

That's one more than I ever expected to see.

Yes, Dollar Bill deserved to die, and I hope he burns in Hell.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions

Who's excited for realignment so we play the Blackhawks in the playoffs every year?

This guy!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

Giving up on ever beating San Jose?

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

I'm sick of 10:30 start times.

Don’t act like you’re not looking forward to this either.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions

10:30 starts suck major ass

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

This should say "Blue Jackets"

/sobs

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions

ACS does this when he posts

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

*with stempke

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

The top of the keyboard is really far away.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Pellini looks well

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:08 PM EST reply actions

for an incipient stroke, yes

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

He's gonna shit his pants from yelling at some point, and it's gonna be awesome.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions

Before or after he strangles Martinez with the Force?

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Well, he's already pissed his pants from yelling.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions

Brandon Boykin

I’m a fan

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 2, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions

Just took a helluva stiff arm

Still a helluva player

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions

And another.

Bell owned him on the stiff arms that drive.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions

If I cared about conference performance I'd be pretty pissed right now.

Good thing I don’t.

GO DAWGS GO COCKS GO GATA

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Can’t we just give the ball back to tOSU (kick on 1st down)

so our special teams can score again? That’s the only way we know to score.

by hobe g8r on Jan 2, 2012 3:10 PM EST reply actions

No "t" it belongs to tPU now...

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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions

I think it is Urban Meyer University

by hobe g8r on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions

URBAN MEYER!

DRINK!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions

Michigan State showing signs of life

they might actually have brought a football team to the bowl game this year

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions

They did

Unfortunately they’ve brought Eastern Michigan’s football team. An understandable mistake since the colors are the same.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions

TD Sparty

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions

We have a ballgame

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions

I'd go for 2 if I were them

and I see they are

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions

Made.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions

Sparty does better when I'm not watching.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions

Then stick with the Cap1 por favor.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions

lovely coverage on the extra point

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions

Well purp

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions

Purp up in my cup

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions

Apparently

We will rock you! We will rock you! Yeah we will rock you!

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

wut shaw

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions

Uh oh. We have a game in Tampa.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions

UGA looked kinda slow getting to the corner.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions

Well that was Martinez-esque coverage

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions

Damn it, Dwags...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions

Whoa

Jeffrey ejected?

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions

Yep.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions

Enhance

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions

What happened?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions

Punches thrown

Jeffrey retaliated

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions

Corn comes out ahead

on that trade

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Time to check facebook for cocky butthurt

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions

good lord Cocky

get out of your own way

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions

That was unbelievably stupid of him.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions

Whoa. Epic derp.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions

who else pictures Alshon in the locker room

with a way too big bag of cheetos?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

He's been eating his feelings since Garcia left.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

uplifting Nelly song set to Alshon Jeffrey getting ejected

that’s art right there

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

PICK PICK PICK!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions

TWO EJECTIONS IN COCKS-CORN GAME

/giggles

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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions

Personal opinion: Jeffrey should've gotten 15, Denard (sp) should've been ejected

Alshon just pushed & shoved like a run of the mill personal foul. Denard threw a few punches. Bad call.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions

yeah but whatever I aint mad

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions

............................ well shit

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions

Fat tOSU fans!

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions

Fisticuffs!

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions

not nearly as well done as

Rison/Sanders

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions

16-8

That’s just a weird-looking score.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions

Not the weirdest I've seen, but it's up there.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions

from Fearless Leader twitter

edsbs edsbs
Ed Cunningham just suggested Urban Meyer call Lane Kiffin for advice. Ed plans the worst parties.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Sorry Rod, Jeffery has played his way out of the first round

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by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions

Case Keenum is going buck wild.

Approaching Ty Detmer’s bowl records.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

If only it was not a CUSA law that you must lose at least one game.

Except Tulane THAT ONE TIME.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I wonder if they are gonna take their banners out of the Dome

when they build the new stadium? I’d guess so.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

Jeffrey's Gamecock career now done?

This Dawg fan hopes so

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions

It's a good thing that Chic-fil-a cannot make commercials bad enough for me to stop patronizing them

Cause they are trying

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions

God, Aggy, shut up.

Your braying for acceptance is getting obnoxious.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions

What did they do now?

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions

The "We're going to the SEC!" commercial.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

At least the SEC has to put up with 'em from now on.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

For real.

For trying to get out of the Big XII seemingly forever, Mizzou has at least stayed quiet and not constantly pump out commercials about how “WE’RE GOING TO A NEW FAMILY”

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

They're the foster kid with the scary fascination with fire, not the foster kid who puts swastikas into everything.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

So, in other words...we're Beavis and they're Butt-Head?

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

About right.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions

Good, because I always preferred THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! DO YOU HAVE ANY T-P? T-P FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I had a roommate in college who put swastika's on everything.

He thought it was funny. Weird dude (and Canadian).

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

Just wait.

It’s going to get worse.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

sssshhhhhh!

They might withdraw the offer.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions

Gone to SRC.

Furk tu.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

Can I request the DWAG "my head is full of fuck" GIF?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

YO DWAG I HEARD YOU LIKE DWAGS SO I PUT A DWAG IN YOUR DWAG

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by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

z

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs

Question

how do you get pictures to post the size you want them to?

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

< img height=250 src=“http://www.myfirstinternets.com/funnypictures/myfunnykitty-1.gif” >

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

Test this out

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions

Smiling puppy!

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions

x

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

derp

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

And that's why you always preview.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Here ya go

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

holy muthafuckin shit

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

DERP

DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

THE fuck just happened?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

fuck this i'm gonna go for the blackout

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

All right,

who put the adult lubricant on the ball in Jacksonville?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Kentucky Jelly

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

Why would I waste my adult lubricant on that?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Derps, derps everywhere

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

HAHAHA BUCKEYES

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by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

MAOR DERP!

DERP EVERYWHERE UP IN THIS BITCH!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

...

my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com

by Orangebowl81 on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Man, there is a new regular at my bar that looks exactly like this guy.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

Wooh chippiness

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions

DERPADERPADERPA

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST reply actions

EVERYONE GETTING MAD

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Hey LaMichael James

those are $300 headphones you are wearing and you are a poor kid from northeast texas, how did you afford those?

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:17 PM EST reply actions

Bowl gift?

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

They fell out of a Nike truck

He found them

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

The truck fell off of a truck truck

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

SWAG!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

Bowl swag.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

Bowl swag?

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

Glass houses, Auburn fan.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

well yeah

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions

Auburn doesn't give gifts.

Straight cash (or debit cards from a now-defunct bank) homey.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/ongoinginvestigation.gif

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

or slot machines primed to pay out

I gotta admit, big time style points there. Louisiana politicians are jealous and taking notes.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

They were funneled though a relative's church.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

seriously

Auburn?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions

Gadsden Dodge? Huh, what?

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

HBO special? what?

FINE I retract my statement this could turn into a thing

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

Bowl giff.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

bowl.gif?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Honestly, I didn't see Jeffrey throw a punch, just some shoves

Dennard, though…he actually hit on at least two straight rights.

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions

hitting some dudes helmet is about as dumb as it gets

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by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah my thought as well

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

STOP RUNNING BOBO

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions

Yes, UGA, please continue running up the middle. I swear that will work.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions

B1G is b1/3g today isn't it?

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions

Good God this game's in Philly

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions

I remember reading that they're only doing God Bless America now in the playoffs

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions

TEBOW BLAH BLAH

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions

I hope you guys really aren't drinking whenever they mention Tebow.

Or else you’d be dead.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

DIET MOUntain dew for the caffeine

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

A heart was only designed to beat so fast

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

don't know if I should combine with four bowl games, EDSBS and hockey but I will try

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions

Only bowl game im watching today is Corn-Gamecocks

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions

Tebow?

/drinks

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

my personal drinking offense consists of one play.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST reply actions

You lucky S.O.B.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

I'm still on the Sweetwater IPA kick

stuff is good

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

Very annoying that AT&T doesn't haz

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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

reply derp. meant to say "very"

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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

more arizona 99 cent tall boy sweet teas

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

CLOWNEY

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST reply actions

You're terrible Patti LaBelle

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by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST reply actions

Tmagic, Jadaveon.

Jadaveon, Tmagic.

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST reply actions

Has there ever been a day/time when a conference lost 4 bowl games being played about the same time?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST reply actions

Big 10 last year, right?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

This.

It was awesome. Especially watching Alabama’s reenactment of the battle of Fredericksburg.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I don't remember anyone burning down George Washington's boyhood home.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The Big Ten.

Last year. This is kind of a tradition for them.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

In their defense, they're not getting beat 156-18 like last year.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

They're not playing Bama or Mississippi State either

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

I think the B1G did it last year too

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

Its the stuff of Legends

and Leaders

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

Last year. Except the Rose Bowl was later.

But that is a relatively limited field since we haven’t had four bowl games being played at the same time much.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

I think the B1G is the only conference that ever plays four bowls at once.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Does this year's MNC game count as the SEC playing two games at once?

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Doesn't count because an SEC team will lose.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Unpossible. The SEC never loses the MNC.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I AM NEVER LEAVING FOR ANYWHERE AGAIN

/finally home

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 3:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

How were you able to jump on this thread, it's moving at plaid

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I spent a few hours at harry potter world

I learned my ways

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions

I'll be back after the Houston win is wrapped up.

Case Keenum is good at the footballs.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST reply actions

Nebraska: pls to stop dicktripping k thx

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by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 3:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions

broken Gata

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions

/cheds crocodile tear

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions

well.

get the buck knife, i need new boots

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

Sparty finally showed up

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by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions

This is why conference dickmeasuring based on bowl games is kind of silly.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions

/B1G goes 0-5 today.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

Purdue didn't play today.

I don’t give a fuck about Michigan State, Wisconsin, or Penn State. I dislike OSU and I still hardly register Nebraska as being in my conference.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions

Is anyone else interested in a Sparty comeback only to be derped away at the last minute?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions

Yes plz.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

Me!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

Bitterness, you haz it

I am blaming you for all this goddamn Nelly bullshit

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

Blame me all you like.

When you call me you call me ~~the champ of the world~~ the Champs Sports Bowl runner-up and having coaching staff problems and starting to get really worried.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions

Sparty gonna Sparty

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

I've always liked poetic justice

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

Only if it occurs in classic "Sparty NO!" fashion

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by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Minus the last nine words, si.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

Isn't that their specialty?

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by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

Right here

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by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

YAIS

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by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

I'll take the first half of that, please.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions

I'll buy that for a dollar.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Robocop rec

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by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions

B1G, I am disappoint

but hardly surprised.

Except for Ohio State. I would’ve bet the mortgage on Ohio State, were I the sort of person who does that sort of thing, betting obscene amounts of money on mercurial adolescents.

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions

That one really is shocking to me.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions

Really?

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

Oh yes.

I think Michigan is vaguely good.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions

They are, but that's a rivalry game

I was almost 100% certain OSU was going to screw the pooch in this game

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions

God yeah.

Florida was a trainwreck all year, and Braxton kept getting better and better.

I didn’t consider a complete special teams implosion in my calculations, but I probably should’ve, post-Purdue.

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

As an OSU fan, they were the only one I was certain was going to lose.

Well, maybe PSU as well

by Hanawi on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions

i was dumb. i had hope.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions

I just kinda figured we would use our mutual derpage to find a way for both of us to lose.

by cantcatchuf on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions

I was 100% sure PSU and Nebraska lose.

OSU was the tossup of DERP. They are on the wrong end. Sparty is an underdog, should lose.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions

So is Corn, if you want to be picky.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions

So is OSU

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

Actually, are any B1G teams favored?

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

Michigan?

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions

I mean today.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions

I don't think so.

Was Purdue favored over WMU? That’s about the only other possibility I can think of.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

Yup. We were 3 point favorites, I think.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

Pardon me.

Was The Purdue University favored over WMU?

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Purdue was a 2 pt. favorite over WMU

Illinois was a 3 pt. favorite over UCLA, and Michigan are 2 point favorites over VT

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

NOPE BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CELEBRATE OUR WINS OVER THEM

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

ESPN is going to torture you with this B1G performance.

they are gonna talk about it for days.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

Days? Months

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

The whole fucking offseason?

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Oh, they're quite willing to talk about stupid nonsense during the season, to the exclusion of actual factual events.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Try five fucking years

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Good thing I only watch live events on ESPN.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

this is why i stopped going to espn when i found sbnation

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

Damn.

Well, my team was 1-0 in bowl games, which is what matters to me.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

Look I don't like ESPN one bit.

But, they have cornered most of the Sports programming. It is hard to avoid them. They wear topics out, and like to make news vs. report news. They are gonna pound this topic. Even I am tired of it. Congrats on your win, BTW.

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by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Look at all the fucks I give.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

This is what NBC Sports Network is for.

No more SportsCenter for me.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

Perhaps starting with 10% ABV beer today was a bad move

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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions

No. Start strong.

Finish strong.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions

Only reason I'm not drinking is because I've got work tonight

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions

Naps are your friend.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions

I do love a good nap. Almost as much as a 10% beer.

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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

lol

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions

/practices typing "*-10"

/sobs
/hates football

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions

Oh, fuck.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions

yea

FUCKING PUNTERS

they can ruin your whole day

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

Wow, that ice does not look so excellent.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions

well furk

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions

Bo Pelini's gonna kill someone today, especially after that nickel-dimer PI call

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by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions

So, just another Monday for him?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

Yep

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

That was pretty iffy.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

That's every day.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

corn cobbed the cocks

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Alshon Jeffery would have caught that pass

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by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST reply actions

The dorito dust on his fingers might have made that difficult to catch.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

Well yeah.

He is like some jumping 6-4 monster

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions

Off to Red Robin.

YUM.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST reply actions

WAT.

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by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions

It's pretty delicious, although the timing is suspect.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions

EVERY BURGER COOKED MEDIUM WELL OR MORE

at least at the Montgomery, AL location. It said right there on the menu. I asked for medium rare, was informed medium well or more for my safety. I wanted to walk out, but was outvoted in a group of 12.

Beef wanna bleed.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions

I've never had any problem.

Anyway, your beef may wanna bleed. Anyone’s beef should wanna do whatever the eater prefers.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

PERSONAL CHOICE PAWWWLLLL

That said, medium is totally fine for a hamburger. It’s hardly a fliet mignon.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

I'm can live with medium

Though if it’s a house ground burger, I’ll go rare. But I pleaded for “as light a medium well as you can do” and they delivered me a hockey puck. Will never go back.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

Will keep that in mind when someone suggests Red Robin

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

I would take that as a single datum.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

It's Red Robin

I think my mind is mostly made up already

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions

They have good fries, and that's about it.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

And will keep bringing them to your table when you ask.

That’s finishing the drill.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions

They sell something called chicken clucks & fries

I will never go there

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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

I'm as big of a rare beef fan as the next guy but if a burger is too rare it falls apart as you eat it.

That just won’t do.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

Not a problem if you have a nicely seared outside

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

Not if you pack it right and sear it.

When I make burgers, they are bloody and they stay together.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

I can pull off the same thing but a lot of restaurants struggle.

It doesn’t help that they make their burgers too flat and thin.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

If I didn't cook it myself

I don’t want a burger below medium. Probably even medium well.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

yeah I'm with you on this one

at least at someplace like Red Robin, anyway

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

Obviously not preferable, but I don't mind burgers that well done

Steak, obviously, is a whole ’nother matter entirely.

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

Yep.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

If it's a thin burger, done on a griddle, or a low-heat cooked burger, I can live with well done

But when you do a thick burger on high heat to black on the outside (as my “medium well” was), it turns into a dried out chewy mess.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

And if you claim to do "gourmet burgers"

they are supposed to be better than McDonalds, and it wasn’t even close to as good. I’d sooner call Olive Garden Italian.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

#teamSmashBurger

At least as far as these newfangled “gourmet” fast food burger places go.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions

Srry

My word choice continues to suck. By “that well done” I meant “that cooked” = medium well. I like to phrase things as miserably as possible.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions

Don't see Bo whining about that call

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions

Is Dennard still on the sideline for the Corn?

Because they mentioned earlier that guys who got disqualified from the game have to go to the dressing room, or otherwise they’d get further penalties.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions

well shit again

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions

Sparty trying to return that safety after Christmas without a receipt!

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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions

Just downloaded some new (to me) mods for New Vegas

but I promised the wife I’d finish proofreading at least the first half of her book today. Poor planning on my part.

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions

cocky being cocky

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions

and paying off too

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions

Good job Sparty

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by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions

1st down UGA

wow

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

Hahaha. Run up the middle on 3rd and 8. Get it.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

Do you have Dan McCarney's playbook?

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions

Oh God dammit Sparty

by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

Bo looks like he won't be golfing tomorrow, huh?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

/golfs with cornerback's heads

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions

"look how fired up Bo Pelini is"

no!

don’t stare!

he can tell!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions

BOBOFENSE.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

seriously corn?

you bring the house on that shit?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

Ace Sanders. You small manof greatness

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

Hank Lundqvist just made a clean breakaway save on Giroux

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

NO NO NO NO NO

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions

Murray with the TAINT

Sparty, maybe?

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

DAWG DERP

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

Oh fucking hell, Ginger.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

FUCK

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

PICK-SIX

GO DWAGS

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by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

DERP DERP DERP DERP

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

Sparty No

I mean yes

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Quality throw, Murray.

Fucker.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

Spartans!!!!!

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

There's the Georgia I've come to know

by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

Sparty holy shit

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

Sparty, yes?

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

SPARTY YES

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

ARM PUNT

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

AND YOU GET A SCORE AND YOU GET A SCORE

Sparty and Cocky TDs.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

oh lulz

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

Hey Murray, Dennard isn't on your team.

Two-pointer for the tie coming.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

And it's stuffed.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions

Dennard bringing the heat from Clinch County

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions

THIS GUY with the TAINT

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

Nice drive Sakerlina!

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions

So now Taylor Martinez needs to lead miracle drives.

I may have to watch this.

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by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions

I just want to see Pellini's head explode.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions

Sparty done did screw up again, I take it?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions

No, they were the ones unfucking themselves.

Georgia threw a pick-six.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions

hahahahahaha saw the replay. Sparty NO has a very different connotation sometimes

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions

Sparty fails on the 2pt this time.

16-14 Dwags.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions

Not a fan of that play on a 2pc.

by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions

SO, is there any connection between aTm and florida?

because i really need second half collapse here.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions

They s'pose to be SEC.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions

Florida typically doesn't do bad in the 4th.

Florida also typically doesn’t have 6-6 seasons.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions

Lol

ATM

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions

SPARTY TWO-POINTER NOOOOOOO

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions

That had no chance Sparty

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions

Not a prayer on that two attempt

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by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions

UGA plays lights out for the first half

evaporates coming out of the locker room

well at least it isn’t LSU again

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions

Gruden, he didn’t jump the flat route. It was a terrible throw by Murray and it went RIGHT TO DENNARD.

by iformation88 on Jan 2, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions

That pass was deflected at the line

that’s why Sparty got the pick-six.

Helluva play.

Then, helluva defensive play on the attempted shovel pass for two.

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions

Sparty, y u have gold on uniforms?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions

They like to think that the bronze is a dedication to spartan warriors.

by iformation88 on Jan 2, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions

This Bridgestone ad is pretty funny.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions

NBC's new graphics are spiffy!

Can’t wait till Syracuse football’s on it for the probably one-year layover in Big East territory when they sign new TV contracts. Because, you know, NBC’s desperate for college properties and ESPN will probably be GTFO to the conference.

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions

I'm hoping that they start ramping up Versus now that it's NBC Sports

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions

They're adding the MLS

Hopefully they can scoop up the NFL Thursday Night contract and one of the MLB packages away from either Fox or WRITTEN IN THE STARRRSSS (TBS) or SAWX YANKS AND PHILLIES ALL DAY AY DAY (ESPN)

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

You forgot with TBS you get endless THE BIG BANG THEORY IS NOW ON TBS!

AND IT’S ALL WE SHOW NOW THAT WE FINALLY CANCELLED OUR TYLER PERRY PROGRAMMING!

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Swirling vortex

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

No more Frank Caliendo, though.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

It would be nice to get some competition

Hopefully it would force ESPN to actually be good now. Also, we can now have conference homers for EYE VEE LEAGUE SPEED PAWL

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

As long as they add an Ivy League lacrosse package to their football coverage

Oh, I forgot to add they brought in college hockey games of the week. Which means NBCSN airs 1000% more college hockey than the NCAA Tournament rights holder in ESPNU.

But yeah the less Quint Kessenich analyzing a Harvard-Yale lacrosse game bringing up how his Johns Hopkins college life was tougher than one at w/e Ivy, the better.

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Eh, probably

Johns Hopkins kids are some intense people. That said, our lacrosse is still the sux, if I remember right, so whatever.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

But College Hockey!

Of course… they decide to air this Friday

LOLDartmouth-RPI. I have no idea why networks that air college hockey love putting on Dartmouth so much. Isn’t the New Hampshire market primarily UNH? (I lived back in NH as a kid and UNH was always on Channel 9)

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

Hockey?

Decided meh. As long as they keep showing our footbaw, whatever. Would also be nice if they could start airing conference basketball and good non-conference games.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions

SECANT, TANGENT, COSINE, SINE!

THREE-POINT-ONE-FOUR-ONE-FIVE-NINE!
SQUARE ROOT, CUBE ROOT, LOG OF PI!
DISINTEGRATE THEM, RPI!

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

AXES LABELLED Y AND X, TO HELL WITH FOOTBALL WE NEED SEX!!

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Wow, clear, readable graphics.

A revolutionary idea.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

FUCK YOU BOBO

BOO is running well, so lets sub him out, AGAIN

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions

wait haha

y’all haven’t fired that guy yet??

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions

It's Mon-TAY Ball, don't you watch College Gameday?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions

How Houston hasn't scored more than 30 in this game is one of life's great mysteries.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions

Linebacker U

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions

Penn State won (the last 3 quarters).

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

Now that they count bowl games in statistics, how hard can it be to change numbers retroactively?

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions

In old bowls, they isn't keep stats

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions

Wtf

In old bowls, hey didn’t keep complete stats.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

they

Jesus, iPad, get with the program.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

Not at all? Because I'm sure they can find out numbers for Barry Sanders in the '80s.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

I was reading about that, and it seemed like they could do it in some cases,

But there was no good place to draw the line. You can’t just mine the stats for one player.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

man, yall are on fire today

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions

hot baby

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions

but you found us!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions

"z" is about broke

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

still warm from the sun

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions

Full roster of games today.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions

Smoking

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions

Literally

My laptop is on fire.

This can’t be good for my chances of fathering children in the future.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions

That's why the laptop itself should sit more towards your knees.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

well you can find a toddler in michigan gear in any walmart to adopt

/sorry, was that horribly bitter? well guess what? I AM.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

Or get one of these bad boys

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/00120818/

by iformation88 on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

I use a classy looking

dark wood tv tray.

Pure class

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions

I might try something like that

I sit mine on my coffee table, which mostly works fine although it is a little low.

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by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

Cornfingers.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Damn, now that is a hive.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

Cornfingers.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

doubled cornfingers

Pelini looks like he is making a will

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

Tircio was personally offended that Gruden

did not give the SEC proper respect

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 3:35 PM EST reply actions

I caught that too

wow ESPN really does troll the B1G hard

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

I'm just gonna leave this here before I go.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST reply actions 11 recs

hoooooo

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

right click, save as

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions

I must be the one to kill Urban Meyer

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

yea I was going to make an Alabama Florida joke here

but the guy ACTUALLY has health problems so…

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

reckity rec rec.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

And it's a final. Houston 30 Penn State 14

Houston sets CUSA record with 13 wins

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST reply actions

surprised PSU got an offense in the way it started

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions

If you're watching hockey, take a drink every time Doc Emerick mentions that vanRiemsdijk was a Rangers fan growing up

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST reply actions

Doc Emerick is the Craig James of hockey.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions

So did he allegedly use a hockey stick?

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions

Blade of the ice skate

Michael Myers-style

by kadoogan on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

Whoa... hold on.

Doc was part of this. I don’t mind him.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

Time does horrible things to people.

I want stuff like that back.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions

I feel like that was all of us during the Baylor-Washington game

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

Save me a place in line at the emergency room.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions

Your mute button.

Use it.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions

We missed a "volcanic tirade" by Pelini.

We should not be denied the chance to see every one of them.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST reply actions

and there's the replay

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions

As my Dad would say "Thats why you dont throw it to the white guy"

He said that every time Jordy Nelson dropped a pass in last years super bowl

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:36 PM EST reply actions

volcanic tirade?

New adjectives to describe Pellini

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions

Wait a minute. Spagnuolo got fired today, and if the Rams promote from within...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

This is the kind of bold thinking one expects from the NFL.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions

Someone find CoastalCowbell and get him in contact with the Rams

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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions

This is the greatest idea I have ever seen.

/Butt-head voice

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

So the Rams will beat Florida?

/still hurts

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

Please make this happen.

If not just to prove that NFL front offices are the biggest morons this side of the NBA.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Peter King said yesterday the Rams are interested in Mike Sherman

Yay for retreads!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

What, as a lab experiment?

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Rams fans wished

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

Getting ready to sign Tiki Barber

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

The NFLAIDS virus is evolving, becoming resistant to our treatment methods.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Does that make Belichick

patient zero or the outbreak monkey?

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

It's Peter King

I think NFL GMs have a long running bet on who can get Petey to pass along the most ridiculous rumor

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Insider sources tell me the Buccaneers are interested in a Starbuck's venti mochachino to be the new head coach

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I find that interesting

and weird

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions

I don't doubt this report

Mediocre football coaches are like cockroaches. You can’t kill them.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

It's a done deal

After Spagnuolo, the organization wants a coach with fewer vowels, preferably nxne.

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions

What a baby

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions

Meh, that was a pretty mild Pelini RAEG

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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions

My thoughts exactly

I’ve seen worse from Richt, so for Pelini that is a mother’s day phone call

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions

Hey a silver lining!

When the gator bowl clock hits 00:00 then bollman is unemployed officially.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST reply actions

silver linings baby

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions

There's always that

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

Bye bye Walrus-ball!!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions

ARGH

It’s a blizzard outside and the wind is fierce

Want to run to prove mettle

Don’t want to miss any of these games or Rose Bowl

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions

get some beer get some wings

get on your couch

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

run in place

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

That's my theory today.

Football is precious. I’m not missing any.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah... Im not watching any other bowl game today but Corn-Gamecocks.

Could not care less about any others

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

Blizzard?

/looks at weather.com for Lexington
//“no accumulation expected”
///wut

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

The snow is off and on but the wind goes to 11

Is it like that in BG?

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

In Champaign, yes.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions

I don't care about France or its weather, thank you

Let me ramble to you on Twitter.

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I would love to be in Provence or some place right now.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

You're in Champaign? You poor man.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

There is good food and beer here.

I’m pretty happy.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

Yes.

The visibility might have reduced to about 3 miles instead of the usual 4.5. Snow’s not even sticking.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions

I picked a good time to get out of town.

by KentuckyMildcats on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions

We have precious little football remaining.

Do not miss it. Go running during the grey, depressing offseason. The outdoors will still be there.

by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions

Hey, Bobo

Let’s stop throwing the ball, okay?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions

AUBURN FANS: Any of you remember Pat Washington? He played QB for yall back in the 80's

He gonna be ECU’s new special teams coach maybe.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions

Cool?

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

Well his resume is pretty awesome.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

QB for Auburn in the Bo Jackson era

Keith Jackson’s line about “Pat Washington just about died when that ball split the uprights” is a fond memory of ’85 Iron Bowl…

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

Rob Bolden needs to do the Costanza thing

where whenever you come to a decision point, you do the opposite of what your intuition says.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions

sigh with Pitt?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

They're better at developing QBs.

Actually the one time he should have listened to his intuition was the transferring thing. He should have stuck with his guns on that one.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

go COCKS FLag on play

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions

BOBO WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

FORWARD PASS IS LEGAL NOW

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST reply actions

It's a good thing I'm not playing the Pelini drinking game.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 3:40 PM EST reply actions

jesus christ boys

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions

So many flags I think I forgot the first one already.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions

SO MANY PENALTIES SAKERLINA

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions

It seems that I'm missing a humorous game

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions

Get all the penalties

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions

BOOOOOOOOO

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions

WANNSTACHE AND GAILEY TOGETHER!

@wingoz
The Bills have announced they have fired George Edwards as defensive coordinator and given the job to Dave Wannstedt.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST reply actions

UMMMM uhhhhh ?????????

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions

/does donuts in camaro

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

/watches old episodes of Miami Vice

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

/Throws Billy Squier tape into cassette player.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

/Dusts off favorite Whitesnake Denim Jacket

Let’s party

by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

Tawny Kitaen

before she was cracked out writhing on top of a Jaguar. Yes, please.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/Chuck Finley cowers

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions

Obligatory

“1985” by Bowling For Soup"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI&ob=av2e

Also, “Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains Of Wayne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4&ob=av3e

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

The NFL: Incestuous stupidity on a stick.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

They won't drive a Camaro, it's a Firebird Trans-Am with the giant chicken on the hood or nothing.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

That's a winning combination

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

omg Chan and Wannstache together

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

That will be the most 7-9 team ever.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

Imagine if they were in the AFC West....

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

13-3

by iformation88 on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions

Nope. 7-9. Always 7-9.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

7-9 and winning the division.

You can’t explain that.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions

The NFC West is capable of magical things.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions

This is what I was hinting at above.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

Facebook is telling me that

1) Everyone is out to get Sakerlina, and
2) It is time for Murray to hit the bench.

Not sure which one is more ridiculous.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST reply actions

Haterz, etc (Pawl)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

Nebraska's been whistled for more penalties than SC.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

/checks facebook

Lots of cursewords by Gamecocks friends.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions

On the one hand, Sakerlina s'posed to be SEC.

On the other hand, Nebraska is blue-blood football and therefore can do no wrong.

Might depend on how the refs feel about Spurrier.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions

So what do you think Bielimea was listening to

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:43 PM EST reply actions

Lawrence Welk? or LudAcris?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Sarah McLachlan.

HE’S A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, SUCH A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Please to not play ASPCA commercial again.

Oh wait that was on a non-sports related network.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

Alyssa Milano UNICEF commercial on line 2.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions

Ace of Spades

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Duck Tales theme song

by iformation88 on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

This old pro wrestling theme:

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Architecture of Aggression

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Love it

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions

You know your worth when your enemies, Praise your architecture of aggression.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

Ride of the Valkyries.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

X

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Les Mis

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

Alabama actually plays this as their big stop band piece

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions

I'm the only person in my section who actually know this

HA HA culture

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions

I'm pretty sure Bama fans would root for the monarchy in that play

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

PAWWWLL THEM BARRICADES DON'T WORK AGAINST THREE YARDS AND A CLOUD OF DUST

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

WE LOST AT VERSAILLES BUT OUTPLAYED THE REVOLUTIONARIES! PARIS REMATCH!!

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

So you're predicting Alabama wins next week?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

34-17 LSU, actually

I can only continue the metaphor so far.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

If we tried to keep this up

Alabama would win on Monday, but it’d be a temporary victory after Saban bolts and LSU takes over

/LSU gets overthrown by paratrooper coup

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/robespierre hands out "medical redshirts" left and right

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

this shit of which

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

My dad's hatred of Nebraska is perplexing

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions

Corn seems harmless

that is kind of weird

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Hatred of Nebraska is never perplexing.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions

I fight it completely sensible, actually.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

amen

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

I'm in.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

He Who Walks Behind The Rows

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

GAAAAHHH

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

STAB STAB STAB

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

KICK STILL WRITHING BODY

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

Why must the most competitive game of the morning be the one with THIS GUY?

by kadoogan on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions

Oh Sparty.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions

Before you ask, No.

No one remembers ND-Sparty.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions

No one remembers what?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions

I remember it!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions

In 2006? Sure I do.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions

WOOOOO ARP ARP ARP

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions

Sparty derp

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

Sparty, no.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

Sparty no!

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

SPARTY DERP

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

Oh, Sparty. NO

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

Sparty gonna Sparty.

Hahahahahaha!

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

D'oh!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

Yay new Modern Family

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

NEIN

That show was funny for half a season.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions

Boo this man.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Boooooo

My wife totally fangirl’d Eric Stonestreet at the Bellagio two years ago while he was eating dinner with a friend.

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions

While I'm at it

30 Rock sucks.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions

OK, yes.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

Yikes

What comedy do you like?

by kadoogan on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

Scrubs reruns

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

Reply Fail

Meant for Big Blue

by kadoogan on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

Community is great.

My favorite sitcom of all time: NewsRadio.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions

Oh, and The Office up until they forgot Michael was supposed to occasionally be competent.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

UGHHHHH that show.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

This is an excellent position, and one I fully support.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

And of course, NBC cancelled Community.

News Radio is underappreciated.

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Newsradio is definitely Top 5

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

it's coming back in the summer dammit

six seasons and a movie

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions

It hasn't been cancelled...

yet. Unless I missed something in the last week.

by Nigel_T on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

newsradio was cool except that i loathe andy dick

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

GAZZIZA MY DILZNOOFUS!

NOTHING MAKES YOUR FEET STANK LIKE ROCKET FUEL MALT LIQUOR! DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN, IT’S CRIZAPPY!

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

Mr. James James, the man so nice they named him twice!

Don’t mess with the man with the Wayback Machine, Dave. I can make it so you were never born.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Also, the author of the greatest business autobiography in history

Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Jimmy has fancy plans

and pants to match

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

Many days no business comes to my hut... my hut.

But Jimmy is afraid? A thousand times no!

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

/READIES NAPALM

by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

Dirty girls like dirty beats

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

It used to be excellent. I'm not sure what it is now. It's certainly lost a step or two.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

Arrested Development did it first and better.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

And will be back to do it again

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

People's expectations are so high with that.

I think most will be disappointed.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

I wish it weren't happening.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions

NEIN SPARTY NEIN

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

PRO CONCEPTS DID THIS

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

does sparty

ever win bowl games

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions

On Gameday

Fowler offered $100 to anyone who could name the last time MSU won a bowl game.

It turns out their last bowl win was the 2001 Silicon Valley Classic vs. Fresno State.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

wow

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

Well, half of that time was either Bobby Williams or JLS.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

THEY DON'T DO IT THAT WELL IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions

National Football League reference

by rook0119 on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions

This drive has missed FG written all over it.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions

And Bobo gonna Bobo

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions

Bobo: "We're not going to step on their throats. We'll let them make a comeback."

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions

"We want the ratings to stay high."

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions

HBC you know what to do.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions

/uga.gif

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions

get rid of puke cam

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions

Geez, guys.

Disappear for a shower and a little parent-only time and I come back to 700+ comments in a new thread? Wow.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions

might be two threads

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions

Oh, I was in the last one

But did miss about 200+ comments in that one.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

....

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

Shiiiiiitt

by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

Can I be honest? I love your derps! They make me smile as much as an accurate gif insertion

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

phrasing

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

so inadvertant is inadvertant

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions

/has to google inadvertant

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

Web Design Library?

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

This is awesomely coincidental.

I bet it tells you how to post images in web sites.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

UGA runnin' some clock there.

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions

This is why you don't just take a knee if you think you have an offside.

Because you were wrong and wasted a down.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions

We look for that all the damn time

Murray will line up and see if he can draw the defense offsides, then they look to the sidelines for the playcall.

I’m not a fan.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

check with me sucks

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

I used to take knees like you but then I took an arrow to the knee

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions

Richt apparently channeling Les Miles

But taking knees with only a two-point lead and over 10 minutes left somehow seems riskier.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions

setting Mich st up

for the fake kneel reverse later

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

Jaromir Jagr is a 40-year-old man who can do things that make 20-year-olds jealous.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions

Make money?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

I heard about this one guy who broke his back trying to do it.

But he got it!

by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

How does everyone feel about this nelly intro song

I really like it.

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions

I'm having a Real Good Time listening to it.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

Glad you're back

Nells

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions

Why is OSU throwing underneath when down 2 scores?

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by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions

Tresselball is down 14

Tresselball is confused!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

Dear Lord, do you have ANY routes down the field, Walrus?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions

NO

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

I thought he might have saved them for his last game ever...

but it appears not

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

not my work:

my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com

by Orangebowl81 on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions 7 recs

boom

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

roasted

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions

I wonder if it's overcooked?

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

definitely

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

It has bacon, who cares

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Hells yes

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

We have secretly replaced Aaron Murray with a crack-addled bum found in downtown Tampa....

let’s see if anyone notices.

by Statesboro Blues on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions

furk it - goddam you jim bollman goddam you to clemson you fucking schrutebag

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

Well Corn, you may be boned.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions

B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N BEERRUN!

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

Todd Snider

autorec

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions

Thought that was Rodney Carrington

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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions

Not the good one

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

hipster'd

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

First ever redneck-satire-hipster'd comment?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

Haha, perhaps

I’ve never heard Rodney Carrington, but from what I know of him, his version is likely a lot different from Todd Snider’s.

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

Owww...I think I just screwed up my knee.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST reply actions

Nice sunglasses, Bielema

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST reply actions

/searches for tressel/april/taxslayer joke

//gives up

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST reply actions

Jim Tressel had a joke about this back in April.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Uh, what just happened there?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST reply actions

Sparty spurty

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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

Jim Delaney: "save us sparty. you're our only hope"

obvious but applicable

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

Georgia is too slow to catch a TE.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:54 PM EST reply actions

insert

obligatory sec speed

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

Not fast enough for B1G SPEED

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

Does such a thing exist?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

It does for Georgia

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions

????

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

OH HE FAST

SOON HOKIES

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/rb fumbles, picks up and goes in for TD

//ND RB fumbles, defense picks up and runs 99 yards for TD

NOT BITTER

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions

HE CAME FROM FLO-RIDAAA SO DAT COUNTS AS ESSS EEEE SEEEE SPEED DUMMY

by iformation88 on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Remind that to as many Florida, FSU, and Miami fans as you can.

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by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions

B1G SPEEEED!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

They were also too slow to catch a lineman.

If I remember correctly.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions

The pick-six was one of our corners.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions

talking about the SC game

when their DE took a fake punt 60 yards

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions

Ah so.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

so when do we admit

that what Steve Spurrier is doing at SCar is actually pretty damn amazing

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 3:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

OBC jokes are fun

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

"I know why Peyton came back for his senior year: he wanted to be a three-time Citrus Bowl MVP"

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Can't spell Citrus without UT.

OBC was and still is good at the quotes

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

Kentucky's got a hell of a punter.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The day he signed Lattimore

I was forced to admit this

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

He took what Holtz built & upgraded it

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

Well, after wiping all the spittle off.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I agree

but every time I watch south Carolina I expect them to do better

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

When we admit it's also slowly killing him?

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

He isn't Urban Meyer,

he’ll live forever.

by DC Gator on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Besides, if Dan Snyder couldn't kill him

why would we think Stephen Garcia could?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Steve Spurrier is gonna outlive Keith Richards

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

Today's bowls in metaphor

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions

Dude I'm totally getting a badass skull tattoo

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

?

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

WRONG LOGO

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs

Your GIS-fu is superior to mine. Rec'd

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions

/spray-paints "NWO" on a lemur

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

BAH GAWD THAT'S DISPICABLE

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/throws a chimpanzee like a lawn dart into the side of a trailer

//Kevin Nash’d

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

That's gotta be green'd

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions

Dammit, why couldn't the Orange Bowl be on Tuesday instead of Wednesday

I want to watch Spiders tomorrow without feeling bad about mssing a decent game

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions

orange bowl

least exciting game imo

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

Sparty wut

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions

Ohio State's defense played their asses off. i love them all and am glad that their coaches are sticking around

the entire offensive coaching staff should donate their entire annual salary to charity. they didn’t earn a COTGdamn cent of it.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions

Ohio State has been a frustrating team this year.

The talent is still there, the execution isn’t. Not looking forward to facing them coached by Urbz for that reason.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

Using transitives, we're lucky FSU didn't play tOSU in a bowl

Neither team would have gotten 100 yards and FSU would have won 42-7.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

The defense played their asses off

So did the offense- the defensive coaches were only moderately incompetent, the offensive staff has been flat out stealing from the university.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

PURP PURP PURP

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions

sparty yes

by Nigel_T on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions

Furk.

Sportsgeek hate Sparty purp.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions

Stand by plz.

Still eight minutes to go.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

Eight minutes is an eternity when Sparty has a lead.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I think rooting for Michigan State would take half the years off my life

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

And we have significantly fewer zany endings than we used to.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

You and Dantonio's both.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Nebraska just knocked SC's quarterback dizzy on a slide inside the 10.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions

Sparty...Yes?

What is going on here?

by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 2, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions

THIS.

But, SOON.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

SPARTY YES

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions

damn

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions

SPARTY DO

And now that I’m Back, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
11 WINS BABY

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions

They came back in SEC speed-time.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions

SPARTY NO

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions

I guess you might as well go for 2, but that attempt sucked.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions

I'm normally a don't go for 2

until the fourth or when you’re far behind kind of guy

by Milk Steak on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions

HOW SPARTY DO TWO-POINT CONVERSIONS?

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions

They got one of them.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

That was their one good 2 point play.

They don’t have any other ones, it appears.

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by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions

Sparty, maybe?

UGA, IF YOU FUCK THIS UP, IT WILL NOT GO WELL FOR YOU!

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

It's a twopointapalootenanny derp

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions

First 7 loss season for OSU since 1897

by Hanawi on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Mmm best seasons cover every 110+ years

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

Cocks!

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions

Why is Party Rock Anthem background music for ESPN?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:02 PM EST reply actions

That's the second time today that Michigan State and South Carolina have scored within a minute of each other.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

So pretty much all attention is on the Outback Bowl at this point, yes?

by kadoogan on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

/checks other scores

….yeah

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

SPARTY NOOOOOO!!

/THIS MEANS YES

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

No does not mean yes you sketchy bastard.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

SPARTY, NO!

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

Miller: how do I sideline

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

What a throw and catch.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

I hope Bobo notices that throwing the ball is a good idea

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

that appears to be a 'no'

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

Purp

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

He thinks running a 160 pound back

up the middle is a good idea, so I doubt it.

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

Except for when it gets Murray blasted.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

Well it worked that time

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

SPARTY CAN'T COVER

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

Sparty sparty sparty

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

TTTTTTTTTTTKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

I guess Sparty wants to be really damn sure they get the ball back with enough time

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST reply actions

Yeah that's the ticket

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

Fucking awesome catch #12.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST reply actions

every time

you sparty

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST reply actions

HOW DO I PASS DEFENSE

Jesus Sparty, your safeties… woof.

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST reply actions

For the fourth quarter of this game, we'll replace both defenses with high fructose corn syrup.

Let’s see if anyone notices!

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 2, 2012 4:04 PM EST reply actions

THAT'S CORN SUGAR, TYVM.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

lol

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

oh, and just to top it all off, by academic advisor has started posting about her divorce proceedings on facebook.

is it 2013 yet?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

that seems NOT brilliant

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

NEIN

NEVER SHALL IT BE 2013

SO SAYETH THE MAYANS

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

What does San Diego State have to do with this?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

Aztecs. I always get them confused.

/Bull Durham’d

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Deeeeerrppppppp

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

fuck facebook

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Hive'd

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

SO SAY WE ALL

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

Does an academic advisor's divorce lawyer give her bad advice without researching anything as revenge trolling?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs

damn, the radio commercials for divorce lawyers tell you not to use social media. Dumbass

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

This should be green.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

green

I’m assuming, I haven’t refreshed.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

do not let this person advise you on anything

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

What the fuck?

How do I oversharing?

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

How do I screw up my own divorce proceedings?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

I don't even like relationship statuses

Had a friend in two years go:
Single
Engaged
Single
Married
It’s Complicated
Married (all same girl)

Uncomfortable addressing that Christmas card.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

Always hated relationship statuses, never used them.

If you know me, you know what my relationship status is. Even if you aren’t sure, you can just bloody ask me.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I share a facebook page with my wife.

So our relationship status better bloody well be obvious.

#teamGolson
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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Looks around carefully...

suggests April fool’s joke relationship status change … to see if she notices.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That's a good one.

Not necessarily to play on her, but it would freak our friends out.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions

When our married friends JaneJohn Doe split profiles

everyone kinda raised an eyebrow. Turned out it was over a disagreement about posts concerning the Toomer’s trees poisoning. He didn’t like that people couldn’t tell who was saying what, and she was defriending friends for disagreeing.

I shit you not. Alabama, people.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

Nice.

If there’s anything we disagree on that much, we’re not going to be talking about it on social media.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

She doesn't like passing in football, does she?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

"You know, it's not like people go around with signs saying they're single"

WELL DURRR

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

False

go google Chris-Chan

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 2, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

Red flag #1: engaged without dating

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

Uggghhh. Just got up

/flips through channels.
// guess the Sparty/UGA game is the best one so watching that one.

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

Both others are now over anyway

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

The Stars are on NBCSN again this week?

That’s like the 6th time in 4 weeks. Time to add them to the NBCHL rotation I guess

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

Man, that's an unwieldy acronym.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

Odd that a five-letter acronym should seem so much more unwieldy than four.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

Three or four is best.

ABC, NBC, ESPN, CNN…

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

I'm going to NSN. Y'all can deal.

by Erik T on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

Like!

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

GO DWAGS

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

that was nicely done

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

BOYKIN!!

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

SPARTY NO

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

And they said SEC Speed

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

SPARTY NO!

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

Well, that didn't take too long.

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

well here comes another 2 point attempt

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions

This has to be a record for most 2-point attempts in a game

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

GO GAWGA

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

Tirico is fired up

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

Likely more exciting than any MNF game he's ever called.

by softbatch on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

nice tackling Sparty

Boykins is good.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

so boykin

super bowl MVP

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

I'm waiting for Nebraska fans to start using the other Big 10 teams losing as a scapegoat

Instead of admitting they lost

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

hater

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

Yep

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

What's the bowl record for attempted 2 pt conversions?

by kadoogan on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

and the result is a normal looking score.

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

No I want more numbers divisible by five!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

I still wish we had kicked an extra FG against Indiana in the first half in 2004

just to get to 28 the weirdest way imaginable (TD, TD+2, TD+2, defensive 2 when Indiana scored; the halftime score was 25-8 thanks to an earlier Indiana safety).

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

Two for the Dwags, 27-20

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

AND ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

ALL THE 2-PT CONVERSIONS

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

so... Michigan State...

God might actually hate you

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions

That's how you convert the two-pointer, Sparty

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions

Oh, Sparty

You guys are so fucking adorable when you’re not being evil.

by Guynemer on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions

SPARTY YOU STILL HAVE TIME. Sparty. Sparty?????

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions

The patient is beyond help at this time.

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

Grats to South Carolina on maybe your biggest bowl win yet

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST reply actions

Lol sad Nebraska fan on camera

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST reply actions

Had to rewind and watch just to get the full glory of it.

by bevonyc on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

Sparty, you're the B1G's only hope.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST reply actions

There's always Michigan

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

or Whiskey

I mean Wisconsin

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

Except for Wisky and Michigan.

In bowls that matter.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

Oh, momentarily forgot about Wisconsin today.

I was aiming for the New Year’s games.

by Narrow Right on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

So, South Cackylacky is going to be a preseason top 5 team.

How soon until they plummet from the rankings?

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions

/olemissonSportsIllustrated.jpg

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

October

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

That late?

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

LSU

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

they beat Georgia

but still end up losing enough to NOT go to the SECCG

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

/umadSakerlina?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

It helped UGA didn't face Arky

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Or Auburn

…

by UGAVike on Jan 2, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

iswfuckyou

by Ardbeg on Jan 2, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

HISTORY MADE GIGGITAH SAKERLINA BROS WE GONNA DRUNJ ALL NIGHT IN GLORBORAKTAS SAKERLINA YALL

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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Wait, did I hear something about Oregon's changing uniforms at half-time?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions

Sparty NO while I watched Ohio State breathe its last?

How delightful!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

fuck it, i will learn the entire lyrics to all the VT songs just to spite you, sportsgeek42

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

OK. You do that.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

dammit be mad

it isn’t worth it if it doesn’t annoy you

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

Why should I be mad?

Do you honestly think I give a shit about the Sugar Bowl?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

uhhh...why wouldn't you?

by iformation88 on Jan 2, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

Ice bath for coach Boom

This is how lives end.

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions

Winning season

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions

My dad (Nebraska grad) just told me that he thinks Pelini's constant anger is the worst thing for the Corn

Because when they get down, he gets mad, and the spittle and crazy rubs off onto his players, which just digs them into a deeper hole.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions

/whistles innocently

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

/no, dad is never correct. And 20 year olds never tune out crazy people

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Pellini v. Kelly

Thunderdome. Who ya got?

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

Kelly turns purple, Pelini eats him.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

Who's the ref?

Probably go with Pelini

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

Special referee: Penn Wagers

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Jan 2, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

How much longer does he survive in Lincoln?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

Well, they did fire Frank Solich after a 9-4 season...

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

What school will Bo end up at?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

Tulane?

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

NO

That is Harbaugh’s next challenge.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

From University of San Diego to Stanford to 49ers to Tulane

That’s some interesting trajectory

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Man needs a challenge

Just wait till he turns down millions from Oklahoma to coach Sewanee

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

They still have a football team?

(considering Harbaugh is a West Coast guy, I’m crossing fingers that he come back to San Diego to be a head coach of SDSU)

by Bus Crasher on Jan 2, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Back at LSU under the control of Les

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/Mingo switches from Linebacker to Pelini wrangler.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The worst thing for Nebraska is Martinez's throwing motion.

This isn’t a matter for debate.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

OH MY GOD MY EYES

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions

My God, Oregon

What’s wrong with just an “O” on your helmet?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
FIRE WESTPHAL!

by 49er16 on Jan 2, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions

It doesn't make 14-year-old future recruits think your school is SWAGGED OUT BRAH

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

80s Helmet, NOOOOOO!!!

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

It's too similar to the number of things they've won.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That chrome shit is against NCAA rules

No idea why they haven’t squashed that yet

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

where?

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 2, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions

The helmets they showed on Game day this morning were chrome

are they not wearing those anymore?

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions

Show me where in the NCAA rulebook that the unis are banned

by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions

No reflective surfaces

according to Bielema, if that’s wrong blame him

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

Ohio state has fucking sparkles

Bielema can sit on it

by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

HATE IT

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

can I haz

Oregon helmet on a chain

by UltimaParadox on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions

/sees Oregons helmets

Starts giggling uncontrollably

by emc503 on Jan 2, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions

The machines have risen

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 2, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I love em. It's just the next step in the uni evolution

The end game, of course, is gonna be the MJOLNIR armor from Halo. Covered in chrome.