FIRST SHIFT: BOWL BOWL BOWL BOWL
by Spencer Hall on Jan 2, 2012 12:18 PM EST
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IT'S TIME. The early shift of January 2nd--it's the new January 1st!--begins with your bowl game bingo custom-made for the day by Luke, and with our podcast preview of the TicketCity, Outback, Cap One, and the horrid mess that is the Gator. (And seriously, there's enough stuff here to choke a donkey, so save that poor donkey and digest some of it yourself.) During the Gator Bowl, you will hear someone screaming for the immediate death of everyone on the Gator coaching staff, and then a loud popping noise. That will be us, and the sound of every blood vessel in our bodies snapping at once in what could be loosely called "The Tunguska of strokes."
We hate you, 2011 bowl season. We hate you so much.
Listen here, or in the embedded player.
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Losing 10 in a row will do that
Last time around they almost hired GB’s linebacker coach, Winston Moss. I wonder if he’ll be a candidate
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
so if muschamp and fickell kill Fearless Leader, do we promote from within the blog-family or look outside?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions
Urban Meyer is supposedly interested in the position.
Blogging would allow him to spend more time with his family.
would you want to hang out on a blog written by urban meyer?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
But isn't it Graham's dream job?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
until RonP attains literacy?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
After Urbz hires away Fearless Leader
Brian Kelly will promote me to Co-Assistant Head Coach and Head Coach for Co-Assistanting.
In possibly related news, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, you know, we don't need a fantastic offensive line coach or anything
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The last day of clicking through five games at once.
Good times.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Enjoy today!
Worry about tomorrow when it comes!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
What? No. This is terrible news.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
WINTER COMES.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
/hockey drops gloves
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Arbeit macht fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Enjoy the bowl games, little monsters – work should be fun today. /hazamajorsad
ticketcity bowl might become a hatefuck
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Only Florida fans, Ohio State fans, and people who hate themselves should watch that game.
Since I hate myself, I’ll watch that game.
fuh.... rend?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
That would require Braxton Miller to be able to throw in the general direction of Posey.
It’s possible, but don’t count on it. If the Baus makes an appearance, this game will end 4-2.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Know how you make 85 little old ladies mutter, "fuck."?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 12:23 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Have one old lady shout "BINGO!"
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
/sigh
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
So my aunt is visiting my grandmother here at my house
Aunt decided it’s perfectly fine to bring people I don’t know into my house. If they start drinking my beer there will be hell for all
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
if you need some help, let me know.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
I think my Bingo card is misprinted.
It has a square that says, “Shot of Jacksonville Landing as though it were a thing.”
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:24 PM EST reply actions
Good morning!
Fuck the B1G today!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Good morning to you too!
Let’s see if I can do this right:
WOOO GO DAWGS SIC EM ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Here is the deed to a house that is underwater on its mortgage.
Now you’re ready.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Not just underwater?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/towels oxycontin
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
The hair, and the fish
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I shall root for Nebraska, I think, only time will tell
Although, South Carolina coming into next year a preseason number 5 only to collapse would be great
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/HIGHFIVE
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Pelini RAEG vs Spurrier headset toss
It’s tough to choose
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I actually picked South Carolina.
But I made it my low confidence points pick so as to enjoy the upset if it happens.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I picked Nebraska for stupid upset picks
I will finish this year with one single point.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
I am interested in seeing Alshon Jeffrey v. Alfonzo Dennard.
Yoshi Hardrick v. Jadeveon Clowney, on the other hand, could get ugly REALLY fast.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
If Martinez makes it out of this game with less than two broken bones
I will call it a win for the O-Line
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
I honestly would not be surprised to see Rex Burkhead get 40 carries.
I think this would be a great game to bring back the fullback package for a change of direction, but I’m not sure Beck agrees with me.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Tyler Legate simultaneously induces excitement and fear in me whenever he touches the football
“FULLBACK! FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!”
Followed by “DON’T YOU FUCKING FUMBLE.”
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
/HIGHFIVE
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Hold on, Michigan is the preseason Top 5 that's going to horribly collapse next year.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Brady Hoke does not provide the hilarity of Steve Spurrier openly hating his own team
This will be magnified if they’re actually supposed to be good
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Like you wouldn't enjoy it though.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
We're going to be too busy drinking authentic Guinness
in the Dublin Marriott.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
that place is hidden at the end of the rainbow
only True Irish Fans have enough grit to reach it
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Are you going to eat shepherd's pie as well?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
I enjoy any and all Michigan failures
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Their preseason ranking will be inflated
but they won’t collapse horribly
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Allow me to show you the complex process in how this will happen.
/Denard’s leg snaps in two against ’Bama
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
SHUDDA TIED HIS SHOES, PAAAAAWL
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
So, I'm currently going through the receipts from NYE
Unless something horrible happened, I do believe that was my biggest revenue night ever.
All 6 waitresses had 1400 in sales and the bar cleared 5 figures
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 12:24 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
That made up for what was a relatively dismal December
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm not sure there's beer left in a 5 county radius
I dun sold it all
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
What about the emergency keg?
I thought all Wisconsinites had an emergency keg buried in the backyard for the truly dire nights
You're funny
You think we save beer.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Dolla dolla bill, y'all
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Excelsior!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 2, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Woo!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Congratulations and hope you have many more.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Repost for day shift:
Most of the time trying to imitate something you saw on the internet ends very badly.
NYE was not one of those times. This, in fact, was awesome.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 2, 2012 12:25 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Why do you have two destroyers and either no submarine or no cruiser?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
because no one wants to die
unless Rees is named the opening day starter
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh come on,
it’s a one-drink difference.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
FG Coogs
10-0, UH
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
We just have another 34 minutes.
One of the 1 PM games have to be good, right?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thinking UGA-MSU has the best chance to actually be good
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
I agree.
OSU-Florida may be close but it’ll be a Live To Win-type game. Nebraska-South Carolina is likely to get ugly one way or the other.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Steve Spurrier
“Well, we gotta run good, catch, kick, all that”
Thank you, OBC
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 12:26 PM EST reply actions
and he didn't change much from that other qb
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, the podcast is a godsend
I’m fine with watching the first hour of the TicketCity Bowl, but this gives me an excuse to mute the sound, which is pretty much a necessity.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
switching to Rose Parade and back to watch UH grab more yards is the way
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Charlie Weis is "walrus scrotum" according to The Author.
Imaginative, that one is.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I just got to it after taking my dog for a walk so I'm a little late.
Fearless Leader says what all Florida fans have been thinking.
Go gata!
IF PIGS COULD FLY! LOVE it. why do I Kerbal Space Kerbinauts instead of pigs?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Wait, Gruden and Tirico are calling the Outback Bowl
What sin did St. Mark of Athens commit to bring us this punishment?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 12:29 PM EST reply actions
fuck!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
UGA has a good QB.
Luck hasn’t recovered from the raking Gruden gave him at the Orange Bowl last year, so the Fiesta was out.
This can only mean
that Evil Richt is on the way.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Oh look, another 10-yard pass
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
BunB4PennSt
HOLY FUCK WHAT AN AMAZING IDEA
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
"O Fortuna" from "Carmina Burana":
Time to retire? Replace with what relatively unknown classical theme?
Opening bars of “Allegro ma non troppo”, the fourth movement of Dvorak’s Symphony #9 “From the New World”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yctfXIqugXc
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 12:33 PM EST reply actions
no, band rendition of Real Good Time and that Nelly thing.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Would have suggested beginning of "Mars" from The Planets
But that is becomming Seven Nation Armied
Would be nice if they'd play something other than the first four bars of O Fortuna
or a different segment of Mars.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Christopher Nolan "Batman" theme?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
"Relatively unknown classical theme"
No John Williams, either.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Ah. Perhaps a fanfare from "Pines of Rome"
I’ve always been a big fan of “Pictures at an Exhibition” also.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Last 20 Seconds of "Pines of the Appian Way"
Been lobbying for it for years.
It is well to remember that there are four reasons for drinking wine:
the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of
the wine, or any other reason.
Oh, beautiful. Wilcox is gone.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 2, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
So is GERG.
I’d be floored if Dooley is still employed this time next year regardless, so may as well flame out the most entertaining way possible.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 2, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
What about his brother Steve?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Wilcox at Washington?
Furk. I don’t wanna play UW with an effective defensive coordinator. Even with Holt we haven’t beaten them since 2008.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Welp,
Looks like Houston is no match for this dominating 9(NINE!)-win B1G team.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions
Is this a thing people were saying?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
they keep talking about
how penn state got screwed out of a better bowl game
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Wait, people actually believe that?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
They got passed over for 6-6 OSU
They got screwed due to factors that have nothing to do with the players on the field. It sucks, but that’s life
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Personally I don't think they should have gotten a bowl game AT ALL, but that's just me.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
No "somewhat" here.
OSU got off way too light for playing five players the coach knew were ineligible for an entire season.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
yay, lets start the new year with more of last year's moralizing.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Why punish the kids on the team that have nothing to do with the scandal
If you want to say the Athletic Department doesn’t deserve it, then fine them the equivalent of the bowl payout
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Which they're already donating to charity.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
They're donating the kids on the team to charity?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
The bowl revenue.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yes.
They got passed over for a 7-5 team and a 6-6 team.
Houston got hosed as well.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
At least they got passed over and got a NYD bowl
They could have been back there with Boise State and TCU.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
I WONDER WHY THAT COULD BE?
How could Penn State University ever be an unattractive bowl team? Any ideas? Anyone? Bueller?
The higher ranked team is winning in the first quarter.
Clearly this is a damning indictment of an entire conference.
No, no one was saying that, but Truffle does enjoy hating the B1G more than most
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hey, I'm rooting for Wisconsin.
Imagine Oregon fans after they’ve actually won something…..
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
They appear to have used Chrome Chameleon paint
Also known as the single most expensive auto paint int he world. 8,000 per gallon. Looks silver in the sun, looks green (and a little purple) under artificial light
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It's apparently something called "Liquid Metal."
Something something technobabble about a 12 step process that occurs while the helmets are submerged in water. I have no idea, it sounds ridiculous
Uncle Phil spending money like crazy
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Chrome Chameleon is a brand name, so I'm not surprised it's named something different. I'm sure it's a similar process
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
...they'd be Nebraska fans?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
/slowclap.gif
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
...
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I am keeping count.
The Penn State opening makes it 87 consecutive years that Tom Clements has been mentioned as a head coaching possibility. That guy must interview like Chris Relf throws.
And Happy New Year, damned kids.
I think I should go get some food rather than bother watching this game.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
But it's the cotton bowl!
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Well good thing they expanded the Cotton Bowl for this game.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:37 PM EST reply actions
The Cotton bowl is a true BCS bowl
not of that fake fiesta shit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
here here
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
a bowl sponsored by a fake unprofitable shell corporation in a fake unprofitable potemkin village
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A half-empty stadium for a bowl game?
That never happens!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GOOD MORNING!
From an undisclosed location in the Pacific, where the hotel is chock full of Europeans for some reason.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Looking for a place the euro is strong?
Previously unknown sex trade hot spot?
I got nothing else.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
No
got a deal on a room in this particular hotel. Just happens to be extraordinarily popular with the foreigners for some reason. I’ve been here twelve hours, and heard French, Australians, German, and what I believe was Polish.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So, your average afternoon
poolside in Fort Lauderdale in March.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Which town is it
in S. Florida that fills up with Quebecois in speedos? That’s the one I want to avoid for all of time.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hollywood.
Let me use this example: Imagine four basketballs on the edge of a carrier.
by fortlauderheel on Jan 3, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Mornin', guys.
I for one am pissed that the Winter Classic got pushed back to 3, thus not giving me a good alternative to crap bowl games.
It's a funny name.
Hey Penn State has threeve three and outs already.
That’s something, right?
/vomits
by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
a guy on wisconsin's o-line is a computer science major?
shiiiiit.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 12:39 PM EST reply actions
When I was in school, ND's starting tight end (Jabari!!) was a computer engineer.
He had tutors, but they all said he was very smart, just had tutors b/c his time was so limited.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
John Carlson supposedly had a 3.9 GPA, of course he was a Finance major
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
yeah, it's not that i doubt he could be smart, but it's the time thing
most people i know who take computer science classes are extremely busy with their programming projects, and they aren’t division 1 athletes.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
As someone with a CS degree, I can attest
that hey, at least it wouldn’t interfere with practice or anything. Seeing as we tend to be at our most productive at about 3 o’clock in the morning.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
/was exception to the rule
//have never written any decent code after midnight
Wisconsin's a good school. Offensive linemen are routinely the smartest guys on the field
Makes sense
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Unless you have an approved voucher I'm sorry you can't be helped
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
I have a Del Taco/Popeye's/Krystal half off coupon.
What’ll that get me?
by Counter Trap on Jan 2, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
YOU WANT SOME FRIES WITH YOUR TACO?
What? No, I—
OK PULL UP TO THE NEXT WINDOW.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They closed all the Del Tacos down earlier this year.
And the rumor is they’re going to demolish the cool old DelTaco on Grand by SLU.
I haz a sad.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Not the bullet-ridden spaceship!
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Am I the only one that prefers Del Taco for this very reason?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Heart disease
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
The runs.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
There is a place in Brunswick Ga called Willie's Winnie Wagon
Best porkchop sandwiches EVER
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Grilled onions and mustard
the secret is in how they prep the meat, it’s pressure cooked and has this heaven like blend of spices.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
They throw it on the flat top before they serve it
gives it that nice little crisp texture while the inside stays juicy as hell
/Driving to Ga be back in 8 hours
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
I just saw someone in a crowd shot waving a Big East banner right after the touchdown
Anybody got rewind capability?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 12:42 PM EST reply actions
Of course somebody in the crowd
is waving a Big East sign.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
If I'm honest, they're the only team that gets a pass from me
for mailing in the bowl game this year. Talk about a pile of shit season that was 100% not of your own making.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
This is for Stempke, and yes it involves Our Favourite Sportswriter
No, it doesn’t have Tebow hate, but it has something far, far worse.
It's a funny name.
travishamockery!!!!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/sees phrase "crass commercialism"
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't take anyone seriously who honestly believes that players are not compensated incredibly well
You don’t like “amateurism?” Watch the NFL
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
This is the same Dave Zirin who once suggested on Twitter that if you don't like the NBA you're racist
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
This happened?
I suddenly feel much better about hating every word of his article.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh yeah, that guy.
Kiffin is on College Gameday and he seems like a pleasant respite from this sanctimonious asshat.
I have no idea how to explain it
He has, somefuckinghow turned into a competent coach who appears likeable on TV. WHY GOD WHY?
Having a kid will do that
You fight it with all your soul for the first year or so, then you realize, “holy shit, I’m responsible for the life of an innocent” and straighten your shit out.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
the life of an innocent being that of Matt Barkley
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and if he was
he isn’t any longer
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But he had kids when he was at Tennessee
The turnaround from that clown to what we’re seeing now is extremely sudden and drastic
He had daughters before
You honestly believe he did more than the cursory amount of parenting with his daughters? I heard him mention Knox countless times in interviews and I couldn’t tell you the names of his girls
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He also started to spend every day with his father
who probably smacked him into shape(literally or metaphorically, I’m not sure which/both)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Monte's about as old school as they come, I wouldn't doubt he's smacked Lane
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Monte left the NFL for his son
And a huge legacy as a D-Coord. Can’t imagine he would put up with Lane acting weird for very long
Here is The Twitter
Monte also left to become the single highest paid assistant in the NCAA
He makes like 1.5 million
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
not Trooper Taylor?
Oh you said assistant, not money-launderer
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, if it took having a son for him to finally pay attention to his kids
Then the respect-o-meter just fell again
I found your problem
You had respect for Lane Kiffin
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Next time Notre Dame marches to a title
I suspect that man will be very outraged.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Next time Notre Dame marches to a title, Dave Zirin and all of us will be dead
/in before the haterz
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
When that happens,
remind me to have my android servant pull up the article on the Holonet.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
and rotate my head jar towards the screen
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Put down your crack pipes and beer bongs and listen up!
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
That's the first thing I've ever skimmed by Dave Zirin.
Because after the first sentence, I’ll be damned if I’m going to read that entire pile of dogshit.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
"(These are not made up)"
Well, some of those bowls aren’t very new either. So it should be titled “2011: The Year I Learned Bothered to Pay Attention to College Football’s Bowl Season and Why I know Hate College Football”
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 2, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
He's from DC, and actually still supports a team owned by Daniel Snyder over college football.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Woah der,
That first part cuts a little close
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
That man uses self-righteousness as a cologne.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
OH HA HA PSU HAS ALREADY GIVEN UP MORE THAN THEIR AVERAGE PASSING YARDS ALLOWED
/swallows wood alcohol
This is where I point out
that Rice had 475 yards of offense and 6.0 ypc against this vaunted houston defense?
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
*Is this
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
yeah, but houston's defense
this is what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
by ScreaminOwl on Jan 2, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
With the possible exception of OSU with the Baus.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Can't even complete a screen.
Please, Bolden. Sit your ass down and don’t get up.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Well, Penn State.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 12:46 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I'm enjoying watching Penn State die.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Rob Bolden needs to just run across the field and touch Case Keenum.
Either one will rub off on the other, or their will be mutual annihilation of matter. Regardless, the outcome will make the game more even.
So at what point during the TicketCity Bowl
does Dan Beebe call UH AD and invite them to the Big 12
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Since Beebe is no longer Big 12 commissioner
He’s probably drunk somewhere
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
That just makes it even more amusing.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
/points and nods
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
a recent personal favorite
DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
Did you see how it was dressed, though? RT @WhyHiTy: I bet Craig James killed the SkyCam.
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 2, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Gary Patterson loses tragic battle with pants, Todd Graham expresses interest in TCU as dream job.
Says Graham ‘I have fifth cousins twice removed living in Texas. I would be great to be near them and coach.’"
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I think they just liked the SWC
Stayed there forever, spent a few decades trying to get back, now essentially back.
HELL NO.
NO NO NO NO. I will burn shit to the GROUND before those people come into the conference.
Dan Beebe will invite Houston to the Big Beebe Conference.
He also promises hookers, blow, and slot machines.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
He's Houston's MVP so far
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Well, lunch needs cookin' and I gotta watch my Huskers distraction-free.
Later, monsters.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Time to bow out
SAKERLINA. PREPARE YOURSELF.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 12:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
My head.
It is full of fuck.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
What's this from, Bob's Burgers?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Adventure Time
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 1:01 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
wut
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
How long does the Air Raid (and most pass based spread offenses, really) have to rely on QB/WR timing for announcers to stop being impressed by throwing the ball before the receiver turns around
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Not really,
In college the windows are often wide enough that timing isn’t as important. In offenses that rely on three step drops, it is commonplace.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Until Mumme gets another D1 job?
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Probably because I'm a non-athlete
I always appreciate the practice and precision that goes into getting that sort of play perfect.
Obviously Bolden shouldn't be in there after suffering that seizure.
Oh wait, that wasn’t Rob Bolden.
by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 12:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
does Nelly get money each time they show him singing?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
yes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yes, 19 cents
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
more than that probably. probably 60 cents cos of image rights
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, they pay him in band aids.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 2, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All business in North Austin has concluded. Now for 6 hours of footbaw!!
I know I have no room to speak but Penn State. WOOF!
Happy 2nd New Year’s Day y’awwwwwwwwwwwl!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 2, 2012 12:52 PM EST reply actions
I am now terrified of that talking Tostitos bag
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
looks like he might take teh WIMMENZ from you too
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Interim coach doing extremely well against big-name opponent in a bowl game?
Hmm. Odds that Houston gets Stewarted?
(I know he’s not interim anymore, but close enough)
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
The Forever Lazy looks like the most Alabama thing ever.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
sex keenum on pace for 600+ yards passing
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
wat
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Jan 2, 2012 12:54 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Obvious caption is obvious:
SOON!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Crap
Not paying close enough attention to see where that photo was from.
Comment retracted and redacted.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
classy fan is classy
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Understatement of the new year, that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Tasteless joke: achieved.
Well done Houston. May you forever be screwed out of better bowl games.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I wish they waited for an Ole Miss game
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And this is why 4chan "humor" needs to stay out of real life.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 2, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dear Fearless Leader:
Here is a song in which Lil Wayne drops a diss on Charlie Weis’ frontbutt.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
GO FOR IT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
RIGHT UPRIGHT DRINK
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
DONK
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
How will PSU's offense capitalize on this momentum?
Run up the middle for 2 yards, incomplete, scramble for 3 yards, punt.
/shot
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
But I will never get drunk that way
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Cool video of the day
3 minute video of the final approach at National aka Reagan Airport in DC.
From this blog post discussing the landing at National Airport in DC.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
After reading that blog post
I don’t think “entertaining” would be my choice of words.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
not as bad as the old hong kong airport
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Haneda
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen pictures of that, cool but glad I never flew into that airport.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I like the St Maarten's airport that literally causes people to scatter from the beach when the planes come in
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
If they don't, the jet blast will do it for them
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm only slightly exaggerating
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I like going to the park in front of the runway whenever I'm there...
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
GO COCKS!
FUCK CORN.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 2, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Penn State: getting "SPARTY NO!!!!"'d by a CUSA team
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
your wish will come true
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Oh fuck, Gruden's calling this game
guess I’ll watch something else
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
DIE GATA DIE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions
THIS GUY! is calling the Capital One Bowl?
Interesting
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
But there's no QBs for him to fawn over
Connor Shaw is about to get a half hearted blow job
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Lack of QBs did not stop him from fawning over the QBs
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Outback.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Sorry, I can't keep the threeve B1G versus SEC games straight
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
GO GATA
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
The author says that the guy in the Pedobear costume is from shaggy bevo
truly the /b/ board of college sports
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Those people are not normal
it’s not UT’s fault
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Thujone is not UT's fault?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
that is the most accurate description of anything ever
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
sub-forum of 4chan
and a cesspool of stupidity
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
/b/ is the random message board of 4Chan
It’s where 90% of the Internet’s memes come from.. and 47% of its child pornography. It’s a horrifying place
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The quantum foam of the internet.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Time to die, Gata!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
After this season
most of us are dead on the inside already
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone know if the TicketCity bowl sold out?
I would find it amusing if it didn’t
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 2, 2012 1:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
after that New Yorker article I wish he would take a coaching job.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
paywall maybe but I have a subscription
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/12/12/111212fa_fact_sanneh
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There should have been a Bingo square:
Jon Gruden on TV wearing someone else’s sport coat
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
That's why he's one of the greats!
It’s called adjusting to your environment.
by TheBlackAttack on Jan 2, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN is playing a musical overture for the Gator Bowl that reminds me of movies where the warriors march to battlefield, just to be mercilessly slaughtered.
How appropriate.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions
Was that "Extra Special People in Nebraska" sign for or against Nebraska?
I couldn’t tell
by Jerrelle Benimon's Socks on Jan 2, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Last time we met, we were fighting to get to the top, now we're fighting to not be on the bottom.
I have a mug full of burning river and hate.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions
they look like big strong hands, don't they? .jpg
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmmm, I had to leave my Commodore Perry in Ohio
made me very sad.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
???
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
....
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"We have met the enemy, and he is delicious"
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
actual slogan on the bottle is "Don't give up the sip"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Feh
That was Captain Lawrence of the USS Chesapeake, mortally wounded in the battle with HMS Java off Boston, 1 June 1813.
Mixing the historical metaphors, as it were.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, that should have been the HMS Shannon
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my, yes.
I get a couple sixers of this every time I go back to Ohio- just had to fly out early, couldn’t have my last couple, but hid them in my parents’ house, so they’ll hopefully be there when I get back
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Anime style?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
...... furk
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions
Pelini RAEG vs Spurrier Disappointment sounds like the game for me
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
OSU kicker derp
Getting it started early.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Kick out of bounds inside the 1.
How delightful.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Looks like Urbs is gonna need to get a new kicker
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Mrs Stempke: "Keenum looks like that creepy guy that always offers to help you take your groceries to the car"
Me: “There’s a creepy guy that offers to help you with the groceries?”
Her: “Umm… yeah” (like I’m an idiot)
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Do you shop together? I would bet no creepy guy asks when you are around
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Jeffery slowing down like that does not help the ole draft prospects
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Still sick? Still sick.
But, it did give me some time before FOOTBAAAAAAAAAW to get this!
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
how are you going to get that to the Mun with Kerbals in it?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
the tank is just ammunition for this gun aimed at the mun
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Short answer:
REALLY BIG RAMP
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
And Connor Shaw will sit the rest of the game
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Somewhere on Florida's sideline
a cooler is very lonely.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That's the slowest punt return TD I've ever seen.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Already a Carolina derp?
No way I’m keeping up today
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions
What.
Penn State…scored…a touchdown?
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
1st Tebow mention
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
/drink
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Happy New Year and happy football.
Probably not going to be around much, so Go Blue in advance.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Sorry to deviate from the college football goodness
But can we please start a “Mike Milbury allegedly killed 5 hookers at Colgate” rumor?
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Tebow Reference
DRINK
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:09 PM EST reply actions
Im at a husker bar....
That causes special play derp
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 1:11 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Also how do throw a spiral as part of a shot put throw?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 1:17 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Welcome back!
Time for Gator bites
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Thanks - we've been moving since Weds
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Moving in town?
And we? There have been developments that I had not read about
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's what I was thinking
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 1:19 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yes - half a mile away
my colleague comes back from China Weds so we had to find a new place – we being me and 8ballin – he’s been living with me since the end of Oct to see how it would go but now we are full time both names on the lease giant 73" tv in my LR together.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
that TV lease sounds serious.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I can't comma
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You can still use semi-colons though, correct?
73" TV … that is probably a fun item to move.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Surprisingly not that heavy, the TV
look I comma’d!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Flat screen, I'm assuming?
And no, those aren’t difficult to move
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh yeah
The fb players are almost life-sized in my LR.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
You can participate in huddles.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
That makes me wish we had the TV
set up for the Louisville game – SQUEE life-sized Will Stein!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhh,
Congrats! And enjoy :-)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We are all frantically jumping around
How the hell are you?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Better now that our move is over and the TV is working
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Trying out this whole conference rooting thing?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Family considerations, I do believe.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
more like i'm going to watch it with a bunch of spartans, and i want to make my sister happy
i also don’t want MSU to embarrass itself on behalf of the B1G
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Bless PIP
I can’t decide between the two current B1G vs SEC games
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It must be exhausting for Ohio State's coaching staff to prepare for a bowl game and hire assistants for next year at the same time.
How ever did they manage?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:10 PM EST reply actions
Good thing the NCAA so graciously allowed the new crew to already start recruiting
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Oh thank heavens.
Poor Ohio State needs every bit of help they can get.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Most exciting Hockey game ever?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
PAT TD RETURN DERP
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
The rare PATDERPRETURN!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
XP blocked and returned for two... I think, I'm not sure
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Corn kicked.
Cocks returned. 6-2 Nebraska.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, that's funny.
Almost as funny as us running a screen pass from our own 1 yard line. Guess how well that worked.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
that is a DAGGUM fumble
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:11 PM EST reply actions
Is three minutes in too early to declare HAM?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
Never.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
HAM.
and possibly BACON
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
SPURRIER DON'T GIVE A FUCK
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:11 PM EST reply actions
Wtf just happened
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 2, 2012 1:12 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Georgia, why you throw swing pass on 3rd and 2?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Wow
I thought they blew it dead before anyone recovered. But I’ll take it.
hey annonucer asshat do not question good things that happen to my team
you are harshing my zen
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:13 PM EST reply actions
Wooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Refs fuck up replay, and it benefits OSU- that’s a first
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Blocked XP returned for two
That is the magic of Tessitore
Is there a refs don't know the rules square
cause there should be
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Mrs. OHokie is raging at Belk commercials.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
That call was totally pants.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
YOU WILL WEAR PANTS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
#teamfuckpants
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
so.... crotchless pants, then?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Hey even im wearing pants today
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 1:25 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I also have on pantz
but not for long!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Would a dress, skirt, culotte, or kilt
count as “pantsless”?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Wait the wimmenz are wearing pants?!
Its the end of sobriety I mean society
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 1:30 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
this is the first time i've been wearing ACTUAL pants (like, jeans) in awhile
yoga pants and leggings are too comfortable to be considered real pants, in my standards.
by willbechampions on Jan 2, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Then by your definition I am not wearing pantz
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I just go with sweatpants or pajama pants. I don't get all gussied up with jeans often
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Those a re panta
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 1:34 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Please tell me y'all got the tamu commercial
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 1:37 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I was earlier
Then I spilled something on them and embraced my inner Corso, flinging them aside while stating “ah fuck it”.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Mesh shorts and buckeye cap
goin’ shirtless in honor of the Fickbro
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You know you wanna move souf
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 2, 2012 1:40 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Well, it's 45 degrees outside
but that doesn’t mean it’s 45 degrees in my living room.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
It was somewhat chilly today
Might even get below freezing tonight (lolwut?)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
are you a recruit? you just got one more star for fashion choice.
i’m in my byers jersey and buckeye necklace
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Might have to break out the Warfield jersey if things stay crappy
To change the luck AND DAMMIT, HOLD ONTO THE FUCKING FOOTBALL
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
SEC teams gettting 2 points errywhere PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Yeah
ESS EEE CEE just went up by 2, although I’m worried since Boykin is hurt
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Shift - A
Morning people. Watching the Sakerlina vs. Braska game. WHOOO SAFETY
LOL SPARTY
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Tessitore sounds so bored
With nobody around jumping snowmobiles over bays.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
WHAT. DID. I. TELL. YOU. ALL. ABOUT. SWING. PASSES?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:15 PM EST reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
ACS FOR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR
YOU KNOW IT’S RIGHT
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I don't know. Has he coached DB's before?
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 2, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I have about as much experience as certain other new offensive coordinators.
Urbz, I hope your corching esophagus jumps ups and strangles your brain.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Kenny Bell = Wichita State mascot?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 2, 2012 1:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This looks like it was drawn by the creator of Spongebob Squarepants
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
trying to go 0-fer two years in a row?
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
And there's the requisite Shugarts False Start (tm)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My father the Neb fan is licking his chops at Sakerlina
Mostly because Conor Shaw is about as mobile as a tree stump, thus not exposing the fact that their defensive secondary cannot defend the RUN PASS OPTION
It's a funny name.
Hawaii?
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
SPAM isn't actually that bad if you fry it.
/grew up in WV
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Also grew up in WV
Never ever saw the stuff on anyone’s table.
You must be from the “goes to Virginia Tech” part of the state.
I was from the “buncha Notre Dame fans WTF?” part of the state, i.e. Wheeling.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yup, far southwestern part.
Fried SPAM is a decent substitute for friend bologna, which I’m sure you’re familiar with.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I know of it
but my maternal grandmother was from Winchester, VA, and she didn’t have no truck with these Papist Slovakian customs.
She was a funny sort: very religious, but also respectful of science. I remember her asking me when I started my geology courses how they squared with the Bible and Adam and Eve, and I just shook my head sadly. She didn’t say anything much more than, “Oh well…” Methodist to the core, and it annoyed her to no end that we all took up with Catholic gals, but she loved every one of them (well, the ones we married) like daughters and never said a word about anything. I still miss her terribly.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Well that's a historic moment.
An SEC team was flagged for a late hit in a bowl game.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 2, 2012 1:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
way to go florida, injure innocent women on the sideline. what next, people in wheelchairs?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions
people on coolers?
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
An entire touchdown?
/2012 offensive production now used up
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
"Ohio State with another break."
You sound surprised, Mike Patrick.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions
WINDOWS 7 WHY U TAKE 20 MINUTES TO LOG IN I NEED TO READ EDSBS
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
I MUST HAVE MY EDSBS AND MY BOURBONS
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
"Hay Windows can I turn my computer on quickly?"
“LOL NO SIR F U”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Mine boots in like 40 seconds.
I dunno what’s wrong with you people.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Company IT
Personal machine runs a better OS
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
There's your problem.
Company machines generally suck.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I HATE MY VAIO SO MUCH.
I cannot wait until I get a new computer.
Me loves my Sony Vaio laptop
I can chat EDSBS, watch ESPN3 and launch rockets to the Mun all at once with no lag. I think she’s a sweetheart.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Too much internet porn, not enough virus scans
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Win7 tends to boot reasonably quick.
So did WinXP when the desktop was new; now it’s about 5 minutes before I can do much of anything. Ubuntu on the laptop is about 20 seconds.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I just leave mine in sleep mode most of the time
Getting out of hibernate is usually slower than a pure restart, but getting out of sleep is fast.
/work laptop doesn’t sleep properly
started around 10:30 so I could kick Safari's ass several times
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
lol South Carolina Run and Run offense
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Neither Corn nor Chickens seem to wait to play defense
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
aaaagh braxton WHY FOR YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE LARGE MAN WANTING TO BLOCK THE EVILS FOR YOU?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Braxton Miller is channeling his inner Tino Sunseri
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
you... take that back
some things are too hurtful to be funny
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not often you hear the announce says "2 point lead" and the score is 2-0.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Third and 18
Here comes QB draw
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Prophet
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
That was supposed to read
“insert situation” here comes QB draw
But I foolishly used a bracket sign.
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
are you a witch?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
no just a Kenyon Man
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Walrus ball!!!
So happy it will soon be over
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Are you a wizard?
I mean, that play works great with Mike Vick at QB, why not try it with someone else?
"You're doing great!"
“NOW GET THE FUCK OFF THE FIELD”
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
And why 4 games at once instead of a little bit of schedule staggering.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:20 PM EST reply actions
I apparently will do my "work" during the only lonely Rose Bowl
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Because they want the Rose Bowl unopposed?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah but I think pushing the Fiesta back a little, 2 games forward a little,
would allow for 2 early, 2before the Rose, Rose and Fiesta.
/firstworldproblems.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm rotating amongst the 4 since I have no overwhelming interests.
Sadly the rotation has me on PSU/Houston at the moment.
Connor Shaw does an impressive Jordan Jefferson act
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
BINGO
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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your father smells of elderberry wine.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Go away or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time
But yeah I’ll have a few of these as the day goes along. All in fun, K Staters! We’ll settle it soon
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
just remember everybody loves the hogs in this form:
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
This is relevant to my interests.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Stop tempting me. The spirit is strong but the flesh is weak, hungry
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
In misdirected RAEG
Fuck you K-state for producing Terrance Newman
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 2, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
umm, I have no idea.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 2, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
in all the urban love i'd forgotten he was still calling this game...
/sigh
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
GAH!
TERRIFYING HERB-SPAWN COMMERCIAL!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
With one.
(Technically a blocked PAT return is not a safety, but a “defensive conversion” or some such.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
so corn is going for a cockblock?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Spurrier better punch it in
he’s probably just shining up his putter on the sideline though
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
TaxSlayer NASCAR car on the field.
Oh, Jacksonville.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions
DALE JUNIOR Y'ALL
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
First college game ever?
Well, he is a UNC fan, so that makes sense.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
I BEEN TO SOME OF THEM BOUNCYHOOP GAMES
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
DALE JR TOSSING THE COIN
START YER ENGINES
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/lands on edge
//car blows up
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/crowd cheers
//only 4 bystanders killed
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
//wins fan vote
///named Sprint cup champion
////Tony stewart physically beats his ass
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Does TaxSlayer have a mascot? If not they should hire Actual Slayer
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
I believe it's some sort of cartoonish guy in a knight's armor
but I like the way you think.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Better
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS A BUTTON TO MAKE TOM ARAYA SCREAM
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 2, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS AWESOME
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 2, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Nebraska, your commercial, WHOOOOf
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
if he's as bad at that as he is at driving it's amazing he's not in jail
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
dale earnhardt jr looks like kiffin with a beard
i don’t know enough about Pro Turning Left to know if this is funny or not.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions
Junior is popular with few wins to back it up
Kiffin is unpopular with few wins to back it up
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
All I know is, his agent should be shot for agreeing to do that Wrangler commercial side by side with Favre
Brett is not abnormally large at 6’2" 220, yet he made Dale Jr look like a middle schooler
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Good afternoon.
Remember Ft. Sumter. Fuck South Carolina.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
GRUDEN???
See, that’s why I can’t watch the UGA game.
I tell you what....
I love this kid. He’s a speedy player the the NATIONAL COLLEGIATE. ATHLETIC. ASSOCIATION. FOOTBALL.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
Time to get more beer.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 2, 2012 1:25 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Touchdown, Cocks.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Earnhardt Jr.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Joe Buck
Junior enjoys racing. Buck does it for the cash
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Buck is better at his job than Junior is at his
Junior couldn’t win an intro shifter cart race
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Earnhardt Jr.
But Jay Paterno laughs at both options.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
AKRON IS COMING
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Kim Jong Whatever The New One is.
by bangkokhoosier on Jan 2, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
His situation reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life."
And it scares the shit out of me.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Based on the vacant expression he has
I think he’s Kim Jong-Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
All the Bowden's
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yay football
So much more enjoyable than spending my morning yelling and threatening lawsuits at a poor Fifth Third representative.
Sposed to be SEC
tee hee por qua?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"You're invited to join the Fifth Third Debt Protection Program!"
“I don’t want to be in it. Fuck off.”
“I’m going to start recording this conversation now to ensure no clerical errors, okay?”
“What? Why?”
/clicking noise
“Now that you’ve been enrolled in the Fifth Third Debt Protection Program…”
“I DON’T WANT TO BE IN THE PROGRAM. TAKE ME OUT NOW.”
“I’m sorry sir, I don’t have authority to do that.”
Sposed to be SEC
Sorry dude
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Murderous toward whatever poor service representative has to be respond to my email
Critics will complain that the tone of my work borrows heavily from Firehorse, and the content is derivative of early 21st-century Youtube comments, but I liked it nonetheless.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fifth Third probably has more smart Davidson grads in their customer base than they know what to do with at this point
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was thrilled last week when I found out that even federal judges are all like, "LOL NO SIR WATCHIN FOOTBAW F U."
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
yes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn.
Every single bank here is closed today.
those are "tellers" not "bankers"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Point.
Even the feds are off today, though.
"Even the feds"?
There aren’t many holidays on the calendar the feds don’t get off.
/17 years as federal employee
//going back as soon as I can afford the pay cut
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Is the market open today?
I was under the impression that it was not
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
the M&A guys and investment guys are in today. At least my friends are. Securities are probably off. probably.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Investment bankers are off if the market is closed, I guarantee you
If your friends are in, it’s of their own volition because they’ve fallen behind on something.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"own volition"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In M&A it's likely some belligerent client who's all "IF I'M OPEN I'M WORKING ON THIS, NOW"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
yup. guys were going back up to the city (either one) on saturday
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
closed
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Someone has to be making money somewhere in the world right now
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
If you could get someone to pick up the phone there's a chance
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In the places where it's now Jan 3rd, they are
But the vast majority of banker who trade in the Asian markets are located in Asia
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Nikkei opens in 7
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/gives analyst 25 hours of work with a 24-hour deadline
//blames analyst for falling behind
Sposed to be SEC
Such is life, friend
You’ll soon find out when you’re the low man on the totem pole at some firm.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
hopefully that stay is measured in years, not decades
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wait...a firm will hire me?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 2, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
By bank do you mean Morgan Stanley or branch bank?
Even the markets are closed today though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
securities guys are quietly assembling their boxes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I went to work this morning and the phone was ringing quite a bit.
Then I heard my boss say, “Why aren’t these fuckers on vacation.” I replied, no kidding. I left 15 minutes later.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 2, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Tostito's commercial makes me never want to eat Tostitos ever again
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah it's hard to keep up
When I popped on there were over 700 comments in < 1 hour, which by my lawyer math means more than 1 post per 6 seconds.
Sposed to be SEC
Jawja fourth down fail.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions
It's Jawja. Calm down.
The SEC East was the functional equivalent of a Pop Warner league this year.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Only if MSU wins.
If Georgia wins it’s ‘LOL THE PATHETIC BIG TEN CAN’T EVEN BEAT OUR WEAK ASS TEAMS IN THE EAST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEC’
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
haha at least Weis was able to get the plays in on time
he is the german train system of play callers.
(is that right? i’m going off some half remembered line about trains running on time.)
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:28 PM EST reply actions
Italian.
Mussolini made the trains run on time.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Italians. Musolini was an idiot but at least the trains ran on time
The Germans were brutally efficient at…. well…. everything
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Germans, Swiss, Japanese
Pick your train-preference, really
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
I got tossed off a train in Germany this year because my papers were not in order
God, I loved that.
Actually, we had the wrong pass for that train, and the conductor was very polite and told us to just get off and wait on the platform for the next train. But it was a certain thrill to have him — in full conductor uniform with fancy hat and everything — to look at my pass and mutter, “Das is nicht gut.”
Gotta get back to Bavaria ASAP.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
You're doing it wrong, it's spelled FIRE RICHT
But in seriousness it was the right call and I never fault coaches for that. As a GT fan it’s a good policy.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
and how many propositions he can fit into a single evening
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Run up the gut on 4th and 1, Georgia?
No chance, English bed-wetting types. I call your first-down-getting request a silly thing.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
THAT'S THE KIND OF PLAY YOU NEED TO MAKE IF YOU'RE A MICHIGAN STATE SPARTAN PLAYER IN A BOWL GAME.
This is your weekly reminder that NDNation desperately wants this man to coach our football team.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:29 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, you know all that softening of my ND hatred I've talked about?
That would instantly reverse all of it.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
DAMMIT, WE DID THIS IN THE FIESTA IN 2006
RUSH MORE THAN THREE, COVER THE FUCKING CORSSING ROUTE
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Why do you think I was yelling?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i have no idea, i was blackout drunk by halftime
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well
they went to four more BCS bowl games, hired Urban Meyer, got a special exemption from the NCAA for this bowl game despite cheating to win a bowl game.
So.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dontcha wish your program has hot like me?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
GIVE ME ED WARRINER BACK.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 2, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Charlie Weis will take credit for this
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I made the corssing route in five parsecs
Beat that.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 2, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
My take as a Kings fan
Cousins definitely needs to grow up, but Westphal needs to be fired. He’s a politician looking out only for himself.
this is obvsiouly just urban trolling Lloyd Carr
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
pretty risque picture of Bo's wife there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 2, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"They said I could be anything. So I became a Meyer."
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 2, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That was a hell of a pitch by Martinez
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Why are you so...oh...
…oh…wow…that’s…that’s not how you secondary.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Going backwards is not HOW YOU PLAY IN THE NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
No
Because I’m pretty sure that’s impossible unless they win.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 2, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Houston with the 40,322 yard TD pass.
Lovely.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
by Big Grizz on Jan 2, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Higher number this year. Houston's passing yards or Big Ten's total passing yards?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
With what, one sack?
Jumping the gun a bit there, aren’t we?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm surprised you didn't go with the "They can't count higher" joke
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
I thought I just made it.
Maybe wasn’t sufficiently obvious for those silly southern elderberry-sired types.
TEBOW REFERENCE
DRINK
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions
and we just killed half the gator offense on one play
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:34 PM EST reply actions
At Florida we make all of our players out of glass
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 2, 2012 1:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And SLAB BEEFHEART was under center for the 2 point conversion.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Every ref has a price
Also good for any Slive/SEC jokes
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
by Stubob72556 on Jan 2, 2012 1:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe he's still alive.
All the cocaine
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Not only is he still alive....
but he’s now an ordained minister. He officiated my buddy’s wedding last fall. Talk about a surreal weekend.
by Statesboro Blues on Jan 2, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ron Cherry's price:
The Business.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
by Fonce on Jan 2, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Can I get a non-biased ruling
Is Nebraska’s offense fun to watch?
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
Every player on the Gators just died
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 2, 2012 1:35 PM EST reply actions
Rob Bolden is like a slinky.
He has no practical use, but he brings a smile to your face when you push him down the stairs.
by Salt on Jan 2, 2012 1:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That was purty. Loads of air under that.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
OMG
8ballin just showed me the Sorts HD Multiview on Uverse – now I can watch ALL THE SEC GAMES!!!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
Menu, Interactive, Sports Multiview
this is changing my life! We set it up for SC, GA, FL, and UH
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 2, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
How do I choose the channels?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 2, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Florida scores before Ohio State?
issuchathingevenpossible.gif?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 2, 2012 1:38 PM EST reply actions
Or OSU's offense
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
to be fair, the osu offense looks better through all my tears
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
You were saying?
Gulp it.
All of it.
Go on, it has vitamins.
motherfuckcockassshitbitch
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 2, 2012 1:39 PM EST reply actions
Thompson can catch
the hell you say
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Florida just threw a touchdown pass.
A. Spencer is momentarily smug.
B. The Mayans were on to something.
That wasn't a catch, I don't think
just didn’t get the challenge in on-time.
BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP THE BROWNS FROM GETTING FUCKED AGAINST JACKSONVILLE! RAEG
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The last time these two teams played, it was a "shots of Jack Daniels" night
so anything but that
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
LOL Aaron Murray pass complete to Aaron Murray.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
HEY LET'S GO THERE THAT PLACE OUGHT TO WORK
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/2/2676699/rank-your-friends-and-enemies-via-cracked-com
Only good thing about the bowls coming to a close...
…is that we won’t have to hear that goddamned Nelly song anymore
Nebraska won't win
Punting on 3rd and 12
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Jan 2, 2012 3:44 PM EST reply actions
Cornell Haynes
peaked with the Hot in Heeerrre song. everything else is on the down slope. that being said, “today’s the day, this the day that i have always dreamed of…….”
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Jan 2, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions
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