AN EDSBS POLICY STATEMENT ON THE ALABAMA TEABAGGING INCIDENT
by Spencer Hall on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM EST
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PrintThe following is an official EDSBS announcement on the unfortunate matter of the Alabama Teabagger.
TO: THE UNIVERSE IN GENERAL
FROM: EDSBS.COM
RE: THE ALABAMA TEABAGGING INCIDENT, I.E. THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE BAG IN THE NIGHT-TIME, AKA CASE OF ONE ALABAMA FAN WHO, IN A STATE OF GREAT INTOXICATION AND ELATION FOLLOWING THE NATIONAL TITLE GAME DID APPLY TO THE FACE OF ONE PASSED OUT LSU FAN'S FACE HIS VERY SCROTUM, AND THEREFORE IMPLICITLY HIS TESTES WITHIN, IN FULL VIEW OF NUMEROUS WITNESSES AND ONE PERSON WITH A CAMERA AND PERHAPS SEVERAL PASSIVE MEMBERS OF THE NEW ORLEANS POLICE DEPARTMENT, THEREFORE STARTING A CATACLYSM OF INTERNET CONTROVERSY OVER THE EXACT NUMBER OF STANDARD DEVIATIONS BETWEEN "SANE, NORMAL, DECENT PEOPLE" AND "ALABAMA FANS WHO TURNED THEIR MOST GLORIOUS AND RECENT FOOTBALL TRIUMPH INTO AN EXCUSE TO TURN THE BOURBON STREET KRYSTAL INTO THEIR OWN PERSONAL BEAR BRYANT-THEMED ABU GHRAIB TRIBUTE," AND PERHAPS ON THE GENERAL TENOR OF SPORT IN GENERAL, I.E. HAVE WE TAKEN THIS TOO FAR AS A SOCIETY, AND WAS NEIL YOUNG RIGHT WHEN HE SUGGESTED THAT ALABAMA DID INDEED HAVE THE REST OF THE UNION TO HELP THEM ALONG, OR IS THIS ALL GLEANING TOO MUCH FROM THIS INCIDENT AS REPRESENTATIVE OF ANYTHING BUT THE DERANGEMENT OF ONE SAD FORMER SPORTING GOODS STORE MANAGER WHO NOW AS A RESULT OF THIS INCIDENT IS AN UNEMPLOYED FATHER LOOKING FOR A JOB IN A RECESSION ECONOMY, AND PERHAPS THIS HAS NO CONNECTION TO HARVEY UPDYKE, BUT GOOD LUCK TRYING TO STOP PEOPLE FROM MAKING A TREND OF TWO OUT OF INSANE ALABAMA FANS, BUT REALLY IS IT ALL THAT FAR OFF THE KIND OF TROGLODYTE MANIA YOU EXPECT FROM THE STATE AND ITS POPULATION, A POPULACE OFTEN UNFAIRLY DESCRIBED AS UNNATURALLY STRONG CROWBAR-WIELDING SIMPLETONS LASHING OUT AT ANYTHING THAT DOES NOT REPRESENT THE MOST CUTTING-EDGE THINKING OF THE FIFTEENTH CENTURY, AND WE KNOW THAT'S NOT THE CASE FOR ALABAMA BUT GOOD CHUNKS OF THE SOUTH AS A WHOLE, BUT REALLY PLEASE JUST KEEP UP WITH THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT HERE, OKAY?
CC: Clay Travis, The Governor of Alabama, and Mike the Tiger.
STATEMENT:
Get your fucking shit together, and don't be an asshole no matter who you are or where you're from or what your team did or did not win.
Stop it.
Now.
Assholes.
Love,
EDSBS.
P.S. Here's a picture of Lane Kiffin as Lord Humungus to wash all of this out of your brain.
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Bill and Ted said it best
Be excellent to each other.
Of course, Homer Simpson also said, “The winner will be showered with praise and affection. the loser will be taunted until my throat is sore.”
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by BoilerTMill on Jan 19, 2012 2:11 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
That was Lincoln who said that.
Unrelated: THE SINGLE FUNNIEST ONION ARTICLE I HAVE READ IN AT LEAST 6 MONTHS
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dry-humping-an-adequate-sex-alternative-for-teens,27084/
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
The Alabama Teabagger: I'm pretty sure that's going to be a drink in the French Quarter next week.
by USCndaATL on Jan 19, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Southern Comfort, Red Diamond, sugar, and crushed mint in a mojito glass?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
all of that sounds decent...but what's Red Diamond
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
A sweet tea company based out of B'ham
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okay, see? Now that sounds tasty
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Well if it's already sweet tea
then wouldn’t the sugar be redundant?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Good point.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
BUT BAMMERS ARE SO SWEET PAAAWWWWLLLLL
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
only if you're a dirty Northerner
I have literally seen unsweetened tea called Northern tea in some places. Might as well call it the Tea of northern Aggression.
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by BoilerTMill on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions 36 recs
fantastic
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget the heated variant, Sherman's March to the Tea.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 26 recs
And thus the atrocity of Jasmine was visited upon Atlanta.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Or the tasteless but messy brand, Anteatam.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
You mean Sharpsburg
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jan 19, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/add Manassas brand sugar
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've always preferred Getteasburg, but a lot of Southerners don't like it.
There’s something about it they just can’t get past.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Though some of them will charge ahead repeatedly to drink it
thinking that this time it might be different.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We must still be
AppoMADox? I’ll show myself out
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'm okay with Getteasburg but only the loose-leaf kind from the tins with the Little Round Top
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by Tuco on Jan 19, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Buford nods, says "this is good tea"
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
/Jackson agrees, "Let us cross the river and have a glass"
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lee thinks A.P. Hill is running late and should show up on time for tea.
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Longstreet wants to drink coffee
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
He's chillin' with Pickett at a fish fry-
OH SHI BATTLE
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/served by chamberlain
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/runs out of fish
//serves “fish sticks” instead
///effective against Confederates
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Hey Pickett I made fish for your entire division
“General Lee, I have no division.”
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/throws fish at Father Corby and Irish Brigade
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J.E.B. Stuart is off on a coffee run.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Getteasburg hits too close too home for the Aggies
thus their burned hatred of the tea-sips.
Free at last!
The real general of tea is Robert E.'s Tea
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by cmill126 on Jan 19, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't forget
today is his birthday.
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I could rec this 100 times.
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dirty Northerner
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
PAAAAAAWWWWWLLL, "green tea" ain't even green . . .
. . . and it sure as hell ain’t tea, PAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLLL.
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Glass rimmed with powdered sugar.
Does it have to be SoCo, though?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer Luzianne myself
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luzianne or Tetley
We blind tasted them on a 4-minute brew and couldn’t tell the difference. I slightly prefer Tetley’s “family size” round bag design (no string or staples, composts better).
I want to try Tetley's new blend "British Blend" or something like that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
As a recent vasectomy recipient...
the words “staples” and “strings” in the same paragraph as teabag made me cringe a little.
by cowcollege on Jan 19, 2012 3:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
#cosign
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
About to have this done
Any advice?
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by My real name is Dick Whitman on Jan 19, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's not as bad as you think
but stock up on bags of frozen peas, and get some good books.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm aiming for spring break
I have zero interest sitting in LA traffic to and from work immediately after having that done.
Thanks, guys.
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by My real name is Dick Whitman on Jan 19, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, that would suck.
Do it when you can have time to do nothing. Too much moving around is the worst thing you can do.
Also, don’t freak out when you submit your first test and it’s “not quite ready”.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
do it on a weekend where you just want to lay on the couch
and watch tv. maybe march madness or the masters? agree with KG below all though i got a few pain pills so didn’t read but vegged out on the couch.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 19, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
I did it while taking summer courses, so had ALL THE BOOKS ON JAPANESE SECURITY POLICY
to read. Wasn’t doing anything else, so it worked out.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
Tighty-whiteys and athletic shorts.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
I always heard days before the first weekend of March Madness
were the most popular. I’m a gal so it’s never been an issue but I thought that was a pretty brilliant idea.
YOU ARE ALL WRONG
this is the best tea.
in da world
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I would never use Twinings for sweet tea
Fancy teas are all well and good, but we’re talking about the best thing to drown in sugar and ice.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
THIS. Sweet tea and hot tea are different animals entirely.
It’s just as bad a comparison as if I’d brought in this:
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Imma rec that.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
The GT and UGA contingents here know their tea.
I found out today that in the UK, PG Tips is considered “builders’ tea” — tea to give workmen who come to your house.
My brand of choice. Love their Earl Grey.
As does the Earl of Grey apparently.
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer the Dutchess of Cambridge
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by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like a Yerba Mate and I drink it out of one of these
by RockyMountainOyster on Jan 19, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoy Yaqui Memory Tea
“MMMMmmmmm, that’s good Yaqui!”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
that stuff's the nectar of the gods
one thing i loved about sao paulo was the sidewalk shops that served mate and brazilian cheese bread.
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I have also drunk the yerba mate out of one of those devices...
while I was working in Paraguay. It was delightfully refreshing, but you could really call it tea.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Milos is Tetley
at least it was, for the longest time, at the restaurant.
I can make tea for a quarter a gallon, or I can pay $3 for Milos.
do you make a sugar syrup or do you just put in sugar?
there’s a difference
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
The only difference is dissolvability
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer syrup
/shrug
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
This is a teabag thread, sir.
Salad tossing comments go elsewhere.
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dammit Barner
that’s funny
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
I use liquid sucralose now (I know, I know)
But when I worked as a waiter (at a chain restaurant and old country store), I filled a pitcher with sugar and then used the hot-water tap on the coffee maker to make a thick sludge. This allowed me to get considerably more sugar into the tea without sediment.
I made the tea so sweet that we would hang toothpicks from cooking twine into the tea vat and have crystal formations by the end of dinner service.
I don't like mine to be ultra-sweet
Publix sweet tea is unfortunately a bit sweet but more available than my favorite store-bought, Fresh Market
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
that's awesome haha
then it sounds like you’re doing it right
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
My family's method is similar
except that we add the still-hot, concentrated tea to a pitcher with about 2 cups of sugar, and then dilute and cool the mixture by adding water.
When I make it for a setting other than a family gathering, I prefer to scale back the sugar and, on occasion, switch one of the Luzianne bags for an Earl Grey or Rooibos bag.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 19, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
This makes the best tea in the world
My mom uses this brand, but in decaf. I go through about a gallon a day when I’m home.
To the tweetmobile!
You could Buy American....
This brand does make a great iced tea.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Is this who supplies Firefly?
They claim to use tea from America’s only tea garden. Speaking of which, I wonder why tea never really took off in the South. I guess there’s not a good combination of heat and hills, but I’m surprised no one could make it work.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
It was the source of the leaf for Firefly at it's inception....
It may still be today. I haven’t checked lately. But if Firefly’s site says “America’s only” it is indeed the Charlesto Tea Plantation.
Nice signage:
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Nice
There are even some crazy guys trying to grow olives near Valdosta
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
/Twitch
Japan is closer than China.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, they have tea in Japan??
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWLLL ITS ALL ONE OF THEM COUNTRIES WHAT DONE TALK FUNNY
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they're all the same.
Japan, China, India, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh…
/FML
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget Thigh-land and their tourist resort of Phuket.
(7th grade snicker)
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
No, I was making a very personal inside not-so-funny joke.
I’m a Japan specialist with 7 years in the country. The Army is paying my grad school degree in Japan Studies. So my next assignment? Dealing with India, Sri Lanka, and Bangladesh.
Hence the FML.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, well, that makes perfect sense.
I mean, the Indians and Japanese have so much in common.
They both hate China, for one. And that’s what’s really important, right?
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I eagerly await my first tour of Subcontinent bathrooms
/all the vindaloo
//sends you to the loo
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
No, he said India...
… not England.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I've been in Afghanistan.
I have a very loose definition of the word.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Bathrooms? WHAT BATHROOMS?? WE DO IT UP AGAINST A WALL YOUNG MAN!
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 19, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair, we've already done the bombing the crap out of Nippon thing already.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Um...huh?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
We haven't bombed the crap out of India, Sri lanka, or Bangladesh at any point in our history.
Japan? Yeah, we’ve done that.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
No, no, I understood that much.
You’ve lost me on the relevance to what I’m talking about.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was talking about bathrooms again.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
/twitch twitch
considering you can drive through them on the highway like it was tobacco in North Carolina or corn and soybeans in Indiana, yes, they have tea.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on which direction you go.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Ummm...
not really.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
If you head east then the distance to Japan is further than if you head west.
Of course this is not using the great circle route.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but heading west to Japan
is closer than heading east to China. Ergo, Japan is closer than China.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
My guess is the people with the knowledge of growing it were few and far between
the market was small(ish), and the opportunity cost (not growing cotton/tobacco) was high.
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It could, but we'd be giving up our precious moonshining acreage to tea,
And, well, we’ve got priorities in life.
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My preference at the bottom of the thread.
Seriously though, #teamlipton
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ick, I repeat, ick.
Cold sweet tea is an abomination. Hot tea with sugar is okay but not preferred.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I remember when they had to run PSAs to get people to stop putting sweet tea in baby bottles.
Babies had teeth rotting out of their heads.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
So now we put Kool-Aid...
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
There was a show about some Appalachian town (either GA or NC)
Every kid in that town had rotten teeth from drinking Mountain Dew like water
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
I would feel a lot better if it only happened to the adults
But kids? Parents just don’t love their kids like they use to.
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The "we" of American society
not the “we” of KG&IE
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha.
I’m thankfully un-American in that regard.
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I like think most of us here are.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
What's the active ingredient in that?
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"Sweet tea" is cold.
If it’s hot, it’s not “sweet tea”. It’s “tea with sugar”.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
And then there's cream tea
Which seemed very odd the first time I had it in London, but is now my preferred way to take hot tea.
Or in Japan, milk tea
Which is not milk in tea, and must be bought that way, rather than created yourself.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Tea steeped in hot milk?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know.
But it’s definitely not the same as putting milk in tea. You can buy it in cans or bottles, or you can buy it as an instant mix, like cocoa. It was one of the things I really craved badly when I came back to the US after living in Japan as a student, so much that I’d go to Chicago from ND in order to get it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
BLASPHEMER!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
flagged
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
*teaflagged
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what's taking so long?
or are there SOPA implications here?
by InfrasonicTom on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'm afraid to urbandictionary that.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Love the subject line!
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Follow @Paige2PSU
Amen
What an embarrassment to a state and a program. The real question is why didn’t one of his fellow gumps pimp smack some sense into him during this debacle?
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions
That would require
them having sense themselves. Considering they just sat there giggling like a bunch of jackasses, they obviously lack any such sense.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Jan 19, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
Low-rent doesn’t begin to describe…….
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, I have a theory on that whole thing.
I think it is some kind of weird offshoot of the “bystander effect”. Just like that famous murder case I can’t think of where everyone in the neighborhood knew what was happening but didn’t interfere for some stupid reason or another. Or you could use the incident at Penn State as another example.
Mind you, I’m not defending any of it. But I think that is the reason that people didn’t interfere.
by El Kabong!!! on Jan 19, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
You're thinking of Kitty Genovese
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There's a mob after him now
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I believe so
Hard to tell with the skeleton head thing on it, but I think so.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
The grambling shirt cancels it out.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
tiger on it.
still probably a valid question, though.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
The whole thing is a Where's Waldo of WTF
The confederate flag/skull shirt, the bridal dress, the naked barbie neckalce, the Grambling shirt on the far left…
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Might this be some of the children soliders? The ones abducted and forced to fight?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
That'd be my guess.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 19, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Not enough seething hatred in their eyes.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 19, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
This isn't quite the job the expected Saban would get them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Is this the next step of organized crime
Sure, Saban can find you some employment in your Gray Gap Year, but you better be ready to perform any task required of him
/intense movie action sequences involving 18 year olds in ridiculous heists
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
UA-T IS FIGHTING FOR THE PEOPLE!!!
/fires guns in midair.
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/bullets come down in Auburn
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
or necklace
just noticed that you noticed that………..I was hypnotized by the whole affair
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
Not embarassing to the state. Only 75% of it.
The other 25% say “See what we deal with daily?”
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I think what we should all take from this
is that guys with “chin-strap” facial hair are the assholes to look out for, Alabama fans or otherwise.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM EST reply actions 16 recs
This is a powerful life lesson.
add some jorts and/or sleeveless shirt and watch the asshole-o-meter skyrocket to 11.
Is that subject line what 8-Ball sounds like when he sobers up?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM EST reply actions
the rule in play here is simple my fellow alabama fans
if you are considering doing something to express your crimson tide fandom ask yourself one single question before proceeding: “would bear bryant whip my ass if he had found out i did it?”
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by kleph on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
Pretty sure "Ears" Whitworth would whip this guy's ass
and we all know how pathetic he was at “whipping asses”
bad example
http://www.crabwalk.com/archive/2003/07/05/johnny_bright.php
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"Don't forget to call your mamma"
“I sure wish I could call mine”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/phone grid crashes everywhere but Opelika
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by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Along these lines,
If you find yourself discussing this or similar incidents, the correct response is something like “That’s terrible and I hate it happened.” Not, “Well, what about when that _______ fan(s) did ___________ to that Alabama fan(s)?”
Roll Tide y’all.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 19, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
seems like an unreasonably high standard
since the Bear was prone to ass-whippings for any reason (so I hear)
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
well, when it comes to being on the receiving end of an ass whipping
i defer to your expertise.
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by kleph on Jan 19, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Why don't you just go ahead and put your balls on him while you're at it?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
rec'd with a heaping helping of crow
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
And pulling Schollys
at Halftime.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 19, 2012 2:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Love the your sig
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
doh
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't get a HARRUMPH outta that guy!
He was a Frat Bro
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 19, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
this
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Aw shit, now I'mma have to change my Twitter handle.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
@Itsatrap
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Are you
the one with the same twitter handle as my SN?
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
I apologize
I’ve been lingering around here for a few years, finally got off my ass about a year ago and made a SN that for some reason SBNation refused to let me use shortly after creating it, so here I am in my current form
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
THEM LSU FANS BE STEALING OUR IDENTITIES PAAAWWWWLLLL
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Well, clearly great minds think alike.
But I may change the Twitter handle anyway.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That would free up some character space on RT's and replies.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Well, let me just do everything I can to make Twitter more convenient for you!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It's hard to type that many characters
with two free hands. I’m much better when I have a flask in my hand.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I will
erect a Thruway in your honor. Hope y’all brought a shitload of dimes……..
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I was already confused with theologator's avi pic
This is just too much
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
now as a georgia tech fan
i would have expected you to be more outraged over allegations of brutality than making tepid barbs about roster management.
SB Nation's The Historical: Because all those games way back when matter.
I'll defer to Kleph on this one
honestly the nicest LSU fan interactions we had the entire four day weekend was after the game when it was all finally over
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
That was probably me...since I was the only LSU not passed out on bourbon after the game.
I was screaming who dat
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 3:15 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
As was I.......sigh
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh, indeed.
And here I thought that a Saints Super Bowl win was what I deserve for having to live in a state full of smug Bama fans.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I am so happy Gregg Williams is leaving, it's hard to put it into words
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
yea ouch
I don’t claim any pro team but we all tried to blend in on Saturday by wearing Ingram gear and every time the Saints scored this loud song was blared and everyone started jumping and shoving each other it was a great time
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
"This loud song" = Halftime (Stand Up and Get Crunk) by the Ying Yang Twins.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
holy god
well Saints fans if you want to engage in a little schadenfreude here is the immortal crying Packers fan who blames her sister for getting her to wear the wrong gear that resulted in a loss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZjvXxwvg8mc#!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Good rule of thumb
If Lane Kiffen would find your actions hilarious, they are probably not a good idea.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
If it ever crosses your mind that doing something like that seems like a good idea just close your eyes, breathe deeply, and think of brunettes.
Brunettes are your mantra, they help you find your center.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Ron Swanson would support this statement. Wholeheartedly.
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Yes, I am on twitter.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 19, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh. "They help you find your center". Heh.
/how many licks does it take…
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
thassarec
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
THEM HATERS TRYIN' TO MAKE A TREND OF TWO SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THREE POINTS MAKE A LINE, PAWWWWWWWWL
I’MMA HANG UP AN LISSEN.
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by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM EST reply actions
RAEG
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I was playing Hold 'em in a casino several years ago
and when it came time to show cards, one of the players threw his cards down, face up, and yelled “Alabama Teabag”. He won the hand with a pocket 9 and a 2 to make a full house. Someone asked him what he meant by Alabama Teabag and he said that if you win a pot with a pocket 9-2, that’s an Alabama Teabag. So, the concept has been around much longer than the MNC game.
by Hugh G. Rection on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM EST reply actions
it may have been around
but I’m willing to bet it’s now officially been re-defined
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I was playing Hold 'em in a casino several years ago
and when it came time to show cards, one of the players fell face down on the table. Another player yelled “Alabama Teabag” and proceeded to put his nuts on the unconscious opponent. Not really sure who won the hand but I’m pretty sure that guy was never allowed back into the casino.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Wow...someone called for a Teabag?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
WHERE IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
/cuesmariachi
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Paaaawwwwwlllll
He jus had too much ‘Bama in’m. harmless fun.
Imma hang up ’n make a cup of tea.
/drinks tea
//googles “scrotum”
///understands NOW what all the fuss is ’bout
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 19, 2012 2:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Was my office on the front page?
I may be Alabama’s next millionaire, after Elrod, of course.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 19, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Danny Sheridan is now 0-2 in revealing the 'bag man.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM EST via Android app reply actions 30 recs
Thassa rec
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
someone call in and ask how the investigation is going for the anonymous former ESPN analyst who's running for Senate
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
That just made me laugh way, way too loud in my office.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, come on, Swindle. This is Alabama 2011 we're talking about.
He probably just applied one testicle and said that was good enough.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Later, he'll claim to have done it six more times than he did.
by Ardbeg on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
In two months, he'll get another chance to apply both testicles.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
but the testicle he applied was the one that counted.
Apparently this season has taught us that every testicle counts…except when it doesn’t.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 19, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It wasn't his fault
the other testicle went wide left
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Jan 19, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
hey, with a great defense, all you need is a ball control offense
by Ardbeg on Jan 19, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
With a short dick in charge?
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
present?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Best kind
You don’t have to smile and say thanks even if you hate it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
exactly
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
That's not what the victim called it.
/didn’twantthatkindofpackage
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
This is your daily reminder that caring too much about recruiting is dumb and people who get wrapped up in "ooh new shiny 5-star toy" are idiots.
That is all. Carry on with Alabama Tea-bagging jokes.
#teamGolson
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We are happy to get 3 star recruits.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently I'm dumb for being more excited about players we have
than the new shiny toys coming in. Because that’s obviously what has been wrong with ND. New 5-star QB’s fix everything.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Understood.
I don’t pay attention to the recruits until they make it through preseason practices. Even spring game doesn’t tell you all that much.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
It's just frustrating, because this isn't NCAA 12
you can’t just plug in the next kid with lots of stars. ND had 3 QB’s, 2 of which had a chance to start, so spring ball set up to give those two a good number of reps early, with one of them getting the majority of the reps towards the end and in the Fall.
Now, if you bring in OH HI HIGHLY TOUTED 5 STAR you have to give him reps to see what he can do, especially since no one like that commits if you aren’t telling them they’ll at least get a shot at the starting job. Well, so now you have to give QB 3, who has started for a year and a half, an even shot as well, even though he can’t QB his way out of a Michigan paper bag. So now you’re splitting reps 4 ways, giving NONE of them a good foundation to be the starter. This is the exact problem we had this year. But oh no, adding another QB is obviously the solution…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I understand your frustration, but I think there are two separate issues here.
One is recruiting, in which I’m generally in favor of bringing in as much talent as possible. I also think it’s usually wise to sign a quarterback every year, so I really have no problem whatsoever with this.
Two is management of your quarterbacks. Kelly is certainly open to criticism on that, but that doesn’t mean that the mere act of signing a very highly-rated quarterback is a bad idea.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, wait, wait
An ACS post with zero snark? Surely you can’t be serious?
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
I think the lack of snark is the snark.
He’s messing with our minds.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
You forgot your talking points:
whatever decision the shanty Irishman makes is the wrong at best, objectively disordered at worst. We need a new coach who understands the Pillars AND the Tiers.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
and financial terms, apparently.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry.
I killed all the brain cells that remembered anything of cost accounting with copious, possibly dangerous amounts of alcohol.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
I know nothing about "finance"
I come to school and get on EDSBS. Money goes into my bank account, and pays my tuition bills. As near as I can figure, it’s magnets.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
And the credit fairy.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
This call is for
Grover. Shlobotnik.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
You've no idea how much it tickles me
that you keep referencing that one.
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Is that Joe Shlobotnik's brother?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, no
Money goes into my bank account. Other money goes to pay my tuition bills. None of this “credit” of which you speak.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
No, it doesn't.
It could work out perfectly well. My issue with certain people is that the mere suggestion that it might not, and that I have reservations, must mean I don’t think Kiel is any good, or that Fuller is better.
The fact that these are the same people who called me a pessimist when I said an 8-5/9-4ish season was likely is not lost on me. I can generally agree that more talented players = better. It does not always mean that, however, and we’ve had issues over the past decade with this exact situation. Kelly’s handing of QB’s over the past year hasn’t given me confidence that he can manage this situation.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed 100%.
We now return to your regularly-scheduled sarcastic asshole.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
/lights fire
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Brian Kelly remembers being at Cincinnati....
and being down to a fourth-string QB because of injuries. I’m sure he loves stocking them up as much as he can.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
On that front, I don't blame him.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care about stars until they run for 200 yards against an SEC rival.
In the case of Tre Smith, that still may not be a career maker.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
What happened THIS time?
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Oh, nothing. We signed another QB.
How could that be anything but good?
/
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
/run over by limousine
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That limo's a 5 star! I can't believe you might not think it's a good idea to stand in front of it!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Getting the pre-Archer jitters.....
LAANNNAAA!!!!!!!!
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM EST reply actions
WHAT?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
DANGER ZONE
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I said...
thank goodness for small miracles
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Your username
Is confusing me and making my head hurt
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
explain
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Another user here uses your username as their twitter handle
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
I used
to have Hon. William etc as my SB name and had to change it to Gov. for some reason….oh well
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
wierd
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
YOU!
Did you see my question about ESL teaching?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
and related to that:
“I’d like to file a sexual harassment complaint on account he touched my penis with his penis!”
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Sammy Gayvis Junior
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
No, seriously...he came up and just went BWOOP
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by greekpadre on Jan 19, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you uhh....
see anything you like?!?
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
All of it! Head and shaft!
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
This will help with the jitters
http://www.avclub.com/articles/aisha-tyler,67917/
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
she
is so ridiculously hot
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Does anyone know how, if you even can
Click a link in the SBN droid app?
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Per PFT - Art Schlichter fails drug tests while under house arrest
This is news? Next they’ll tell us he was placing bets too.
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New Bruce album coming out this year
http://www.avclub.com/articles/new-bruce-springsteen-album-wrecking-ball-out-marc,67921/
As previously reported, the new Bruce Springsteen album is supposed to be his “angriest” ever and feature decidedly non-E Street elements like loops and Irish folk touches. But the first single, the just posted “We Take Care Of Our Own,” is fixed squarely in The Boss’ wheelhouse, with pounding drums, an anthemic string-laden chorus, pointed lyrics about America that could be mistaken for simple-minded boosterism by listeners who take the chorus at face value
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I dig it
bc apparently he mentions the SupahDupahDome in it
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
The thing that made me the most uncomfortable,
was so many people ripping the guy for wearing khaki shorts and a cell phone belt clip. Say what you will, but khaki matches almost anything and those clips protect your screen and free up pocket space. I make no apologies.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions
What are you, a dirty filthy system adminstrator on-call 24/7?
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No, but I never lose my phone,
my screen doesn’t get scratched up, and popping it back in the holster after reading an email makes me feel like a big man.
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GORILLA GLASS MMMMAAAAANNNNNN
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 3:36 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
HAHAHA
Don’t know why, but that made me lmao
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Pockets SUCK!!!
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Jan 19, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions
Leaving the game
one of my LSU brethren was describing his appreciation of the fact that JJ was leaving…..the way his face fell after I told him Jordan was pursuing a Master’s and coming back was priceless
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
He didn't realize I was joking and
seriously looked as if he was about to do a header onto the sidewalk down below
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
JJ either made some serious dough that game
or all his debt is now forgiven.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Modern Performance Art
his performance in the title game was clearly his application, done in the Absurdist style.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it was the opposite
The regular season was his application. Unfortunately for LSU, he got lazy over the Christmas break and reverted to his true self.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
The BCS game was a total, unedited flashback to 80's-'90's LSU football
Rowdy, drunj, and colorful fans. Huge, fast, athletic freaks who, at the last instant, turn a spectacular play into a DERP fest.
Every time I saw LSU on the screen, I could only think My God, it’s Curley Hallman’s circus….and Gary Dinardo’s teams…..TOGETHER!!! My God, it’s like Saturday afternoon in the 80’s all over again!
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
And with that, I'll be back on my meds.
And by “meds”, I totally mean a bottle of anything. And a jelly donut. To go.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Ich bin ein berliner
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
At least you'll eat 'em and smile
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
I would say he has options
but I don’t think he’s very good at choosing the right one
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
/pitches application way too early
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
/blames post office for delivering to the address on the envelope
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
2004 called, it wants its belt back.
And I’m still trying to figure out what is to the right of the Nokia phone. Is that a remote control? A PDA? A blood sugar monitor?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
An early generation Blackberry.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Nextel walkie
Came standard with the belt
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
I have a theory
That Cheap Seats was the most EDSBS like show to ever be run on television. And this seems to support it.
As soon we heard that ESPN Classic had old Superstars episodes, we said, "Gold. Get every single one of them." Just like when we heard that there was a tape of Steve Garvey holding a fishing tournament with his weird, unknown actor friends. We were like, "You had me at Steve Garvey fishing."
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"Sinjin Smith is the Sufjan Stevens of volleyball."
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
I had
completely forgotten about Cheap Seats till just now. Good times
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by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
HENDERSON!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
I love you Anne Rogers Clark...
Can’t flip by a dog show on TV without thinking of Cheap Seats
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
Terribly underrated show.
Loved Cheap Seats. One of the best lines was about Johnny Bench (I think) running in Superstars, “Looks like Bench’s coach is telling him, ‘whatever you do, don’t bend your knees’.”
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If y'all like Cheap Seats...
Then y’all need to listen to their podcast – Sklarboro Country.
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by Emotional Fescue on Jan 19, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Saw the all-caps and thought it was an 8-Ball PSA
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
From "Michigan's AD still hates the idea of a playoff"
Overall, Brandon said he likes the bowl system for a number of reasons, including the experience of going somewhere new.
Which is, of course, why they fight so hard to GO TO THE SAME DAMN PLACE EVERY YEAR.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They FIGHT to go there every year.
But he knows the possibility of them actually doing it.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
LOSING ROSE BOWLS
MANSOME TRADITION
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The other day
The Daily Show showed clips from the deliberations of the Intellectual Property Sub-committee. A bunch of them kept saying things like, “I’m not a nerd, [so I don’t really understand all this Internet legislation we’re about to pass.]” or “We need to bring in all the nerds here [to enlighten us].”
All this is the fault of the Big Bang Theory.
my roommates were watching that show the other day.
it was first time seeing it. its so….bad. my god.
Those who stay will be champions.
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The nightmare is over
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Best part of this story
One former employee who worked for Downing says co-workers “couldn’t believe it,” and that it was an “awful awful drunken mistake, but damn … what an asshole.”
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 19, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had just ctrl+c that.
the “but damn… what an asshole” made it real.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Did I miss this part of the story previously?
From the same article?
This guy was with his grandmother at the Rusty Nail in New Orleans earlier that day. He talked like a Cajun, although he said he was from Phenix City, Alabama. He fist bumped his grandmother right after she got pissed at one of our friends and told her “Fuck you.”
They were an embarrassment before any of this happened. This only reinforced what we already knew.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Time for PPAAAWWWWLLLLL
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 4:11 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Are bammers like werewolves?
the night of every BCS MNC game one has to go out and commit a felony.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Updyke did his act prior to game
Just waited till after to boast about it
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Ah. I thought he claimed he went down after we won the game.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TWSS
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
The Iron Bowl I think.
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Pawl and his callers seen to be defending the 'bag man.
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some dude asked why women who flash for beads...
…don’t get arrested for sexual assault but this guy teabags some drunk guy and he gets crucified
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 4:35 PM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Boobs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sack
that this is even a question frightens me.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
people are getting battery and assault mixed up.
no one was assaulted. he was touched with out consent by this guy ruby pouch. that equates to sexual battery. most women who flash are provoke to do so. that means consent was given. its merely grounds for a ticket
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 4:41 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
See, I was just going for the obvious, not the legal argument.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Someone just booked the Intentional Torts exam at the EDSBSBA
You’re right, people mix these up all the time.
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Wouldn't this be intentional taints?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I really wonder what it's like to screen these calls.
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Like a giant hand reaching into your heart, scooping out your faith in humanity,
throwing it onto a pile of offal, and lighting it on fire
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
I like some offal.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 19, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
not at all.
put ‘Sylvester Crxxm Head Coaching Record’ into any serach engine!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
You just gonna burn that offal?
‘Cause I got some sausage to make plus I got a pot of rice on the stove and I’m about to make a roux.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I read your comment as follows:
“I really wonder what it’s like to screen these calls balls”
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Consenting behavior based on an odd, annual market inefficiency (when beads value are strangely equal to boobs)
Versus non-consentual battery (redundant I know).
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Some of you might remember the incident a little while ago where a fan attacked a Dutch goalkeeper during a match
Well, the replayed the match today, and due to the ruling there were no fans allowed at the match. However AZ made a compromise.
GIVE TICKETS TO ALL. THE. KIDS!
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Ted Ginn!
Ted Ginn!
Ted Ginn did everything!
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They temporarily changed their name to the "Bastard Sons of Woody" after that.
Those guys, for as much as they hate Michigan football, get how important both sides are to the best rivalry in college football.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Holy Crap
I think Matt Saracen just walked into the student center. Coach Chow must like kids with clear eyes and full hearts.
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Judging by the fact he's at Hawaii, that's a given.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
that, or Chow is planning to conquer Jerusalem
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/Mongol hordes out of nowhere
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
THE VICTIM HAS CALLED IN TO PAWL.
ALLEGEDLY.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 4:56 PM EST via Android app reply actions
I HAD TOO MUCH BAMA IN ME, PAWL!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ISWYDT
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
No, he had too much Bama *on* him.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I wonder if he has too much Bama on his trailer hitch, too
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OMG He said he went to Krystal to get a sackful
by Ardbeg on Jan 19, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
when he said that
i thought he was about to break character. by the end of the call, i think it might actually be him.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 19, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
he said we "went to Krystal for a sackful."
sublime
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 19, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
Finebaum just hung up on the guy mid-sentence
Is he that much of a jerk, or maybe they ran his caller ID and decided he was full of crap?
hard break at the top of the hour.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 19, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
It's time for everyone's favorite game, "What idiotic thing will KG's art history professor say today?"
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OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!
PICK ME COACH, PICK ME!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
Should I raise my hand and ask him why
the phrase he’s using for “genre painting” is also the same word for “prostitution industry”?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Considering half the paintings we've looked at so far have prostitutes featured prominently
I think he’d be able to make something up.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU SPENDING 15 MINUTES ON THE SAME PICTURES WE LOOKED AT ON TUESDAY?
IT WAS SLOW AND BORING ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
AND SEE HERE, THE ARTIST PAINTED A PAINTING OF A PAINTING IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS PAINTING.
YO DAWG
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MAN
JAMES CLAVELL’S “SHOGUN” IS NOT A HISTORY BOOK. STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THE WAY THEY TESTED FOR CHRISTIANS WAS TO HAVE THEM STEP ON CRUCIFIXES.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
I had read that from other sources, but is that not true?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not saying there weren't instances of it.
But it’s not like it was something that was common. However, the way the prof says it, there was someone waiting with a crucifix for boats from Europe to show up, and the Dutch passed because they didn’t give a crap.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
it was in lone wolf and cub
it has to be true.
SB Nation's The Historical: Because all those games way back when matter.
/cites in dissertation
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
what the hell?
I know I bribed the prof to troll you for the first two weeks, but this is above and beyond the call. He must really like whale and dolphin meat.
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Well, they *do* wear a lot of make up
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/famous wave picture was painted after attempted invasion by Koreans
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/IT'S THE EAST SEA, NOT THE SEA OF JAPAN, PPPPAAAAARRRRKKKK
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Y'all saw this right?
Jason McIntyre @TheBigLead 34m
Who hasn’t teabagged some drunk friend/buffoon? Why are NOLA police wasting their time with this garbage? This happens weekly EVERYWHERE
Retweeted by edsbs
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Co-sign, though I've only been a near-'baggee and never a 'bagger
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SInce I am an oldz and do not Twitter.... NO
Also, since I am not a low-class buffoon, NO I have not ever te-bagged someone.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
This guy needs to be punished for bragging about it like he did
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
If everybody in your house starts tea-bagging hellbeast every time she sits down, y'all might encourage her to stay away.
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
She'd enjoy the attention.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't teabagged a friend, but I have gotten drunk with a friend and ended up fooling around with her
We were friends and both equally drunk, so OK (if awkward).
Getting drunk and fooling around with a passed-out stranger? Generally frowned upon.
And really, who's never felt up some sorority passed out on the floor in a puddle of her own vomit?
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Nah, bro. We go hard in the paint. The whole sorority, bro.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Erm. No.
Unless Halo counts, in which case I was almost always the bitch in that situation. :(
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
I have to do direct and cross-examination regarding someone emerging from an alley tonight.
Any tips?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions
Don't step in the puddle.
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And then, without a woman. Allegedly.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Let the witness tell the story and stand near the back of the jury box on direct. Ask open ended questions and guide the witness gently.
Stand in the middle of the room away from the jury on cross and ask questions that can only be answered with “yes” or “no.” Make statements preceded with the phrase, “isn’t it true that.”
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Oh god
It’s High School mock trial all over again.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
You should have gone to school in Alabama.
You’d have gotten a rematch.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Jury didn't count, fucking assholes from the Public Defenders office were judging and knew jack shit
I GOT THE FUCKING WITNESS TO ADMIT TO FUCKING DO IT, ON CROSS, AS THE LAST WITNESS, AND YET WE STILL FUCKING TIED. AND SOMEHOW WE LOSE THE TIEBREAKER TO SOME FUCKING SUBJECTIVE “OH, WE LIKE THIS TEAM BETTER” BULLSHIT. IF MY FUCKING CO-ATTORNEY HAD NOT FUCKING HARPED ON ABOUT A CREDIT CARD FOR 6 FUCKING MINUTES ON CROSS, WASTING FUCKING TIME AND GOING FUCKING NOWHERE LIKE A DUMBASS, WE WOULD HAVE WON AND MADE THE GOD DAMN FUCKING SEMIFINALS.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
/Big East ref'd
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
stop wishing you had won state 3 years ago
by softbatch on Jan 19, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/throws football over mountain
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GOD IF ONLY I'D PICKED OFF THAT RODNEY PEETE PASS
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/Stan Smagala returns it for TD
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Stonebreaker concusses Peete
//who’s going to make Holly Robinson feel better?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Or go to Notre Dame and have everybody exclaim how awesome you are, only to get smoked again at the Supreme Court level.
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Keep claiming you won that big case back in '73
even though you didn’t.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Or the one in 1966
where Alabama somehow won the Parseghian v. Dougherty decision
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Pretty sure you have me confused with someone else.
Try again
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama fan gets upset at Alabama comment, takes shot at ND?
Pretty sure I got that part right.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The most recent title goes with the 1941 title
They finished third in the SEC that year too.
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Voted #1 in AP and won the BCS Champ. game. That's all I need.
Beat your “doesn’t count drum” all you want
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
...
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're a HATER, [personal name]
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
What can I say, I needed a hobby.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
You're too easy.
You have been trolled by a mastur bater.
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OOOH! I fell for the ol' Alabama Teabag!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I guess that's the upside of no one knowing me irl.
Can’t call me a hater too personally. So yeah, I’m a hater PAWWWWLLLLLLL
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
You sir
Have the logic and critical thinking skills of a toddler.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
I neither got upset at your comment, nor did I get upset about some title that is/was claimed before I was born.
So, try again.
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yet you felt the need to comment and direct it against my team.
So protesting too much, methinks you are.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yet you felt the need, intially, to direct a comment towards my team.
Is there some unwritten rule that says when a Notre Dame fan makes a wise crack towards my team, I can’t make one back?
Lighten up, Francis.
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
You're right, because his comment was neither related to the most recent CFB game played,
nor to the situation mentioned in the thread and in the main post.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Thank you for the arbitrary timeline, Mike.
I’ll be sure to keep that in mind going forward.
Now, about that 73 title.
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
So you can only take shots as it relates to a team's most recent game or something mentioned in a thread.? Got it.
This isn’t intramural commenting, man. And I’m pretty sure Gyro’s doesn’t need a white knight.
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
2) Agreeing with a friend doesn't mean I think he's anything less than fully qualified to take you apart here, and
1) 
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I'm fairly light, as was my initial comment, and my come back.
Lots of people making comments about Alabama today there, Ding. I commented. You commented. I commented back. You got snitty. I’m not the one who needs to lighten up. The whole “you must have me confused with someone else” rings a bit hollow. I don’t have you confused with anyone at all—you’re a Bama fan who decided to take a shot back. Good for you. I then responded to that with a fairly typical response from an ND fan to a Bama fan. There was no confusion on who or what you were.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Good effort.
You’ll get it in the rematch.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
You probably shouldn't have screamed at the witness, Nick.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Funny story
I wasn’t even going to GO to the competition (I had the flu and had been sick as shit all fucking day, could barely speak, high fever, etc.) but my friends came to my house after school, convinced me to drag my dead ass out of bed, get dressed up, and go. I sucked down about 6 fucking cartons of Juicy Juice that our coach brought, trying not to die at the table, and had my BEST FUCKING PERFORMANCE EVER AS AN ATTORNEY. That was my fucking Michael Jordan flu game and WE GOT FUCKING ROBBED!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
The hate flows freely in you.
Good, good.
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Don't leave the theater escorted by a woman in a red dress?
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you taking the Georgia bar?
Because there’s a definite need for competent lawyaz on that subject in Athens
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by MikeLew on Jan 19, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How long before Finebaum gets the teabagger to call in?
I mean, he’s a Bammer. There’s no way he’ll be able to resist forever.
Is he not currently in custody?
IM UZIN MAH ONE CALL TO GIVE YOU A HOLLER PAWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
IMMA HANG UP IN PRISON
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 20 recs
Surely only an educated man of law such as Threatt can navigate both common and civil law
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'm licensed in both AL and LA. Louisiana law isn't significantly different but you better learn their words.
Me on the bar exam: Klaatu Barada N… Necktie… Neckturn… Nickel… It’s an “N” word, it’s definitely an “N” word! Klaatu… Barada… N… [coughs]
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by Tuco on Jan 19, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Probably.
If he can navigate Napoleonic Code, he’ smart enough to pass the bar. And likely one of our many, many fine politicians.
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Was it one of y'all
who told the story of Gov. Long getting Tiger Stadium built with Fed money by constructing them as dormitories with a 120 × 33 courtyard/quad between them?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Wasn't me, but the Kingfish was known to be fond of LSU athletics.
Huey wanted a football stadium, but it was unpopular with a lot of people that thought the money should be better spent on teacher salaries, equipment, campus activities, and the like. Remember, this was at a time when most of LA was dirt poor. Anyway, Huey built “dorms” that just happened to be built around a field of grass that could also be used for football. These dorms were in use at least until the mid-late 90’s, but I never knew anyone that lived in them. They were quite funky.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Ohio Stadium used to have dorms under the grandstand
At one time, they put the band in there so they could roll out for early morning rehearsals. When i was in HS, one of the older guys from my town lived in Ohio Stadium his freshman year as part of the honors college program. I’m not sure if they’re still used.
FWIW, DevilBro lived in the basketball gym at Ohio U as a freshman. It’s more common than you’d think.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I know FSU and Arizona at one time had offices for faculty in the stadium
That’s one thing, but I can’t imagine living in the dorm. Would be even worse if someone who hated football had to live under Tiger Stadium.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
FSU still has a TON of stuff in buildings around their stadium...
Like, four large buildings of academia stuff
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And let's not forget Roy Kidd Stadium at Eastern Kentucky
the grandstands of which are actually the roof of the Bagley Building, which has classrooms.
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They no longer do-
those dorms went away in the last remodel of the stadium, sadly enough. I know a guy who lived in them during their last year of operation…dingy, dark places
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Common, I understand.
But the state legislature wanted dorms, and Huey wanted a football stadium. The “dorms” were built as an end-around the state legislators. Huey got what he wanted, by hook or by crook.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
GREEN THIS
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Audio of the alleged victim on the F'baum website
http://www.finebaum.com/Article.asp?id=1958637&spid=38693
I think if this guy was a prankster, he would be funnier.
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Having heard it now, two thoughts
1) That was not a SE Louisiana accent.
2) Why in the hell do people keep calling in to Finebaum against the advice of counsel?
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ESSS EEE SEEE LEGAL ADVIIIICEEEE, PAAAWWLLL
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
I think they prefer to call it corndogging.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
/updates urban dictionary
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
/starts franchise
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
//never sells a single sackful
Related Cool Story Bro
When I was a kid, a Hardees employee was arrested in my hometown (and it was in the paper) for pleasuring himself into the mayonnaise. For many years later, you could line up in that Hardees and here one order after another, “#4, no mayo” etc.
wat
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
So glad there's no mayo on a hot ham 'n cheese
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
how is this possible?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 19, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
"Passed out guy was breaking the law, too!!!"
Um, yeah, but, yeah. This is the worst “everybody does it” excuse I’ve ever, ever heard.
THASS FELONIOUS LIGHTWEIGHTIN' PAWWWWWL
YOU KNOW THEM LOOZYANINZ GOTS LAWS ABOUT HOLDIN YER LIKKER
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h/t @AUlteredego
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:31 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
/laughs, clicks title due to being in class.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
recced
because anything with coach bryant on it gets a rec.
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THIS GUY HAS A TERRIBLE ATTORNEY
The teabagger is voluntarily going to New Orleans to “cooperate with officials.”
You wanna cooperate, questionable strategy but arguable. So speak on the phone. Agree to meet with local sheriff’s officials in Alabama. But to go to New Orleans, where they can then arrest you on the spot with minimal effort, thus removing a substantial incentive they might have to NOT pursue charges?
Nope, never, not a chance. Not without a deal basically already in place.
Any bets on how much he gets teabagged in the NOLA jail?
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
self reply
we need a Vegas line on this, STAT!
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That Would Be Orleans Parish Prison
Or OPP as it affectionately known as here. And if you think you are going to be getting OPP then the likelihood that you are the OPP increases exponentially with time thinking that.
That the Russell County sheriff is this guy's cousin was hilarious to me
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, wouldn't be surprised if his cousin advised him to go to NOLA
And the teabagger should realize that him going to NOLA is the best situation in terms of the Sheriff CYAing, and therefore may not be in his best interest.
well they're all cousins
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 5:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Okay, which one of you is this?
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This whole deal must be like Christmas times a thousand to Finebaum
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
more details?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
It was just some like fake-sounding Cajun dude
who said the teabaggee was planted by the Hat to distract from his shitty gameplan and saying PAWWWLLL every other word.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
I think anyone here would troll better.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
You're right.
Those incidents have been high quality. Like Nick from Clemson.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Brilliant.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Who said he was the guy's 2nd cousin just now?
Was that the sheriff, and did Finebaum just cut off a member of law enforcement?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
I got lost during that one.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
I think we should get a weigh-in from Sheriff J.W. Pepper
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
His borther in law has the fastest boat in the bayou.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
I KNOW I'LL GO TO SOUTHEAST ASIA ON VACATION
AND WHILE I"M THERE I’LL SHOP FOR A NEW CAR
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lmfao nice choice of music pawwwwllllll
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Finebaum:
“Has this story been blown out of proportion? You better believe it. And we…certainly…haven’t had anything to do…with that. /giggle”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions
"...thanks Harvey"
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
"I been passed out more times than Paris Hilton been passed around, but I never forgot what happened."
Huh?
by Ardbeg on Jan 19, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That was a classic line.
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"I can assure that you I done been passed o
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ah, fuck it
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
"Things happen" in New Orleans at night
Well, that point certainly won’t be disputed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 5:58 PM EST reply actions
If you get shot in NOLA, you have no right to complain, and you're just as bad as the guy that shot you.
It’s Sin City, man.
The worst that ever happened to me was street hustlers betting me $5 they could tell me where I got my shoes.
Seriously, did that con ever work?
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Sex in the afternoon.
/How y’all doing?
//Had to talk with my boss and let him know why I wasn’t in the office today.
That's unusual?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Boss lives in DC and commutes to NYC.
I don’t see him much but he picks today to ask me about key accounts. /meeting rescheduled.
That's not the part I was asking about being unusual
/own #humblebrag goes here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'll just leave
this here. For no real reason except lulz.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Why the fuck would you live in DC if you work in New York?
That makes no fucking sense.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
It does if there is significant lobbying work involved.
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Or if there are child custody issues.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yep.
If my firm transferred me to New York, my family probably wouldn’t move, and I’d just get a studio up there to use three nights a week or so.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
And a mistress in Manhattan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
Two career couple -- one in government?
And some people really hate the idea of living in New York. With the Delta Shuttle, it’s not a bad commute back and forth for day trips.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
If it were my choice, I'd never live in NYC
And, were I married, my wife’s job would have to SIGNIFICANTLY raise our purchasing power to get me to move there
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I have no idea how the young couples with kids live in my neighborhood.
The apts are insane and then add the cost for tuition? jeebus! /no babies, nice apt.
Rent Control?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
What I never understood when I was at Great Satan
is that we had numerous executives that lived in New York, and commuted to Dulles. Why, for god’s sake, pay New York real estate prices?
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Because NoVa real estate wasn't lower enough to justify the change?
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Shit, a five-bedroom manse in Great Falls is still cheaper
than a nice “we’re rich executives” apartment in Manhattan.
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Some people are overly concerned about their ZIP code.
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I can see that. So am I.
I prefer that it not begin with a 0, 1, or 9.
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PAWWWLLLLL I DON' FEEL SO GOOD 'BOUT THAT SACKFUL I ATE
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if posted already but,
Yuri Wright apparently has been expelled from his High School.
I have no idea if it was for the twitter stuff or something else.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
That's clutch.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
better than a plane crash, I suppose.
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Well, that's not going to help his chances of getting laid any.
If it is due to the Twitter posts, what a colossal dumbshit.
It's okay, we've got Gunner Kiel
/gunshot
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
I hate Don Bosco so fucking much
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
YOU! ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE, MOTHERFUCKER!
WOULD YOU TEACH IT?!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I guess
But most of those companies seem like scams. Also not particularly profitable
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
OK.
Well, let me know if you ever want me to put you in touch with them.
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Well I don't graduate for 2 years anyways
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Does every state have a Don Bosco somewhere in it?
Because Iowa’s Don Bosco didn’t have a football team until sometime in the past decade, and even now it’s mostly harmless. Wrestling, on the other hand…
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yo check this shit otu
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Uh, my virus software said it stopped a trojan from that site
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
ConquestChronicles?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Er, wtf.
My bad. It was just a rankings list from when I was in high school. I’ll go be sad now.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Point was we were #7 and Bosco was #12.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
Well in that case I have actually visited your school before
If I remember correctly it was ginormous
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
It takes up a whole city block.
What were you there for?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
It was so long ago that I can't even remember
Some sort of competition though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, probably before my time then.
We were serious business at most fine artsy stuff though.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I knew people who did quite well at singin'/playin' there
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
Notably, I was not among them. Quit marching band to be a male cheerleader? Quit marching band to be a male cheerleader.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Harvey Updyke and Teabagger represent one thousandth of one percent of Bama fans?
Alright, caller, keep believing that.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 6:28 PM EST reply actions
In the caller's defense, this is a lot better than supporting the teabagger like a surprising number of callers and tweeters have.
Or, at least, casting equal blame on the passed out victim.
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Yeah, that's ridiculous
Being passed-out drunk on Bourbon Street might not be a good idea, but that in no way excuses the rubbing of testicles on his face
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
RUMOR
Lawsuit settled, WVU going to the Big 12 next year.
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I'm giving this more weight because the administrator of Syracusefan (all of which are donors and usually find this shit out) is the one saying it
And another admin chimed in with the same thing.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
I hope this is true.
Looking forward to WVU in the Big XII
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
so does that mean there's a non-trivial chance we go ACC in 2013, then?
(and Pitt, of course). It would seem to set a precedent.
Also, we now need three opponents for next season on very short notice, and only one should be FCS if at all possible (and the other two should be MAC / Sun Belt / WAC / bad MWC / bad CUSA schools; we already have two Big Ten schools and USC on the schedule).
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
For 2013, probably.
I see Syracuse and Pitt agreeing to stay for 2012 rather than trying to get out now, though. The ACC doesn’t “need” them in 2012 anyway.
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Never thought we were leaving this year
And really, this shuffle would have been a lot less messy if Mizzou and WVU were willing to stay put for another year. Then the only silly thing would have been a 13-team SEC, and they could have dealt with an unbalanced 13-team schedule while counting their money and BCS championships.
Let's avoid confusion people, jump to here
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