SMASH THE LEVER. SMASH THE LEVER. SMASH THE LEVER. SBN's Bill Connelly has the comprehensive historical retrospect on all things conference expansion. It's basically like the US' westward expansion but with way more gold and only slightly less dysentery. Jim Delaney's basically just looking to entertain the crowd while Mike Slive continues fortifying his armies while placing an equal number of men on Alaska, Greenland, and Mexico.
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Has there ever been a more "A&M Picture"
than the one in the article where the state of Texas is made up of hundreds of Texas A&M logos?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM EST reply actions
Oh boy. Here we go...
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by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
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A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
WE MUST PROTECT THIS DOG
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, serious question now...
… is this the origin of the coordinated nutgrab?
Kind of a “please don’t bite me there again, ma’am” Dark Helmet kind of thing? ‘Cause I could totally understand that if that’s what it was.
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Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
I've always been told it's "we'll take the pain, so the players don't feel it."
The fact that that makes no sense is also an Aggie tradition, apparently
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Good god, those people are weird.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder what would happen if someone actually made an attempt to kidnap Reveille.
I’d hope that person would do it in a cartoonishly villainous way, such as deploying a giant grabber-claw from a helicopter and just plucking her out of the block of cadets. Moustache-twirling is of course obligatory in that scenario.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I want more than anything
for someone to somehow sneak into that square, and replace the dog’s cover with a Texas version, unawares.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Maybe well-aimed water balloon trebuchets loaded with orange paint.
Would be a good exercise for UT uber-geeks either with fiendish disguises, or no fear of expulsion.
I will also accept switching Reveille with some other animal, such as a greased pig, a goat, or a llama. (The fun thing about llamas is that they like to bite off the testicles of other males. Nut-grabbing practice very much advised)
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm as less impressed with Slive's capture of Mizzou and A&M than the author
Unfortunately I think we’re at the point in the Risk game where everyone expands recklessly until their frontiers are manned by one person each, and then the other player sweeps with 40 cards until they’re equally spread thin, and so on.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 PM EST reply actions
HAIL ACC, SUPREME OVERLORDS OF BOUNCYHOOP DOMINAN--
Oh.
I see.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:59 PM EST reply actions
Saturday, you...
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have EMTs on standby for you, Nick.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Totally unneces-
/random white dude on Notre Dame drains 6 straight threes
//starts crying
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Brey is the Kakuna of Big East coaches.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Not really worried
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
My, what a nice inflatable footsketball stadarenaterium you have there.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
BIGGEST IN NEW ENGLAND ACCORDING TO NCAA 12
/not actually in New England
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
There's a joke with the move Harden here somewhere
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
What happens to me if we beat Syracuse.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
I forget who coined the term "hateboner"
but that’s it exactly.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, I really hope we saved the reciept for Pitt
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You can exchange it for an item of equal or lesser value.
Unfortunately, right now, there are none.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I ASSERT THAT AUSTRALIA IS THE BEST STARTING LOCATION
ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES IS NOT ONLY WRONG, BUT STUPID AS WELL.
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jan 19, 2012 1:24 PM EST reply actions
YOUR IDIOCY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
EAST ASIA IS OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR. I SAID OBJECTIVELY, SO YOU CAN’T ARGUE WITH ME. NOW APOLOGIZE.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
AHA, YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP
PART OF THE GREATNESS OF AUSTRALIA IS THE EAST TO WHICH YOU SPREAD TO EAST ASIA!
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His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
But...We've always been at war with Eastasia.
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They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
I've rarely watched Seinfeld but found this hilarious
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't seen it much, or haven't enjoyed what you've watched?
Cause it’s amazingly good IMO. Recommend giving it a spin if you haven’t yet.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Just haven't seen that many episodes
What I’ve seen I’ve enjoyed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Except that you can be bottled up quite easily.
I prefer South America
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, this
Australia allows for survival but not much else
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
love game
even love the ipad remake
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Great article. He had me at the reference to Go.
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Why's come all I read on this title is:
SMASH THE LIVER – SMASH THE LIVER!!!
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