THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/19/2012
by Spencer Hall on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 AM EST
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PrintTHIS IS HOW PEOPLE GET SHOT. Just when we thought the Billboard Wars of Mississippi had died down, here comes Southern Miss charging, drunk and surly and flush with newly won casino dollars, reviving the fight at its lowest ebb.
(Via.) Somehow, when the smoke clears, we'll all look back to this as the moment when we could have prevented Alabama building a giant billboard to block out the sun over Mississippi. Those of you remembering it in Mississippi, if you somehow survive, will be doing it with rickets.
VENABLES IS A WORD FOR ASSETS OF SOME UNDETERMINED VALUE. It really should be, at least, as in "We traded 38 venables for gasoline enough to reach Perth unharmed." We should also mention this would be slang in a Road Warrior-themed universe we've been dreaming a lot about lately, and that in this world Lord Humungus looks a lot like Lane Kiffin, yes, right down to the flowy, untucked shirts he wears with the hockey mask?
Anyway, Oklahoma faces their first major shakeup in quite a while in losing their longtime defensive coordinator to Clemson. Bob Stoops best have a plan, while Dabo's CEO plan at Clemson rolls on: hire smart people, and then spend your time recruiting your ass off and serving as the enthusiastic, occasionally ranting face of the program.
Replacing Venables will be Mike Stoops, brother of Bob, former Arizona head coach, and magnificent silent film thespian.
EL PASO CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM. This time the victim is Phil Smith, offensive lineman for Georgia Tech, whose breaking of rules at the Sun Bowl has him off the team permanently. The siren song of Juarez: resist it, you must.
JOSH CHAPMAN IS NOT A WEAK OR EASILY DISSUADED MAN. Alabama's nose tackle played every game in the 2012 season following the Tide's victory at Florida for Alabama with a torn ACL and meniscus in his left knee. This follows up a 2011 campaign where he played with a torn labrum for a good chunk of the season.Todd McShay likes his size and speed, but isn't sure about his toughness.
IN DELAYED JAB RECOGNITION. We really should have linked this a few days ago, but Big Ten fans jabbing at oversigning is rarely done this well or without the screeching noises that usually accompany it. Speaking of Michigan men, they may not have liked Michigan recruit Yuri Wright's fascinating online commentary. (All he needed was some pussy, guys. It says that like eight times in 15 tweets. Duh.)
PEOPLE IN POWER ARE NOT AS AWARE AS YOU MIGHT THINK. That's the chief takeaway from much of the testimony of Penn State board members who made the decision to fire Joe Paterno.
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Hattiesburg is still a hellmouth.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
build a wall around it.
fill it with water or sand.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
I knew I could count on you to chime in.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/tailgates in the middle of US 49
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Got a speeding ticket there
I certainly deserved it, but it placed me firmly in the “screw Hattiesburg” camp
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
I'm firmly convinced that the whole damn place was built over an Indian burial ground.
The amount of bad luck I and people I know have encountered in Hattiesburg should not be statistically possible.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
When my wife and I were looking at homes in New Orleans, we met this woman.
We asked her if her home got flooded during Katrina. She said, “no we didn’t get much water during the Storm because our home is built on an Indian burial ground. I should really say some prayers for those Indians at mass.” Needless to say, we did not buy that home.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I suspect Wrigley Field was constructed in a similar location.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
but television would become SO much more interesting
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Nice pool, too!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If it's flood-proof
Sounds good to me
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Considering that humans have inhabited the area
for about 10,000 years, it’s a pretty fair assumption that just about anywhere you build will be on some sort of burial ground.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SO SAY WE ALL*
*not including Ghost of Jay Cutler and allicollis
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
There are some awesome people from Mississippi.
I am but one of them.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I thought you'd sound more furious at my remark.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Hell, I can't be too mad.
I left and have no plans to go back other than my regular pilgrimages to the Grove. And Biloxi.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/burns Faulkner Friday
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
You watch it.
The Sound and the Fury is the greatest American novel of the 20th Century and DON’T YOU FORGET IT.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
/hands TGJC a copy of Farenheit 451
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
/Hands TGJC copy of A Farewell to Arms
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
boom
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
this man
is officially the greatest sports fan ever
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't that guy pitch for Dusty Baker for a couple years?
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
by Spartan D on Jan 19, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
criminally underrec'd comment
is criminally underrec’d.
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
/Hands TGJC a copy of The Davinci Code
//AUTigerGSUEagle is trolling hard in the paint.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
/hands everyone a copy of The Hobbit
get it right, y’all
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
/Hands Wallacewade04 an atlas
he said AMERICAN novel.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/palm to face
well I’m just going to head to the corner in shame
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Do you need the atlas to find your way there?
Well hello there hangover. Fancy meeting you here this bright Thursday morning.
by Cranked_Irish on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
GPS would probably be better
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Atlas?
/shrugs
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
looters
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
/Hands everybody a copy of Native Son
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ugh, that book SUCKED
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Native son was a really good book
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Of all the many possible ways to be completely wrong, this is high on the list.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Having read several things by Richard Wright,
I can honestly say that I really dislike his writing style. He has no concept of subtlety
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
OK, this is a fair criticism.
To which I respond, his subject matter doesn’t really call for subtlety. Steinbeck wasn’t subtle, either, or Hugo.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Who are 3 authors I cant stand?
They also havent been in my kitchen.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
My 12th grade English teacher loved her some steinbeck...
All of the Steinbeck? All of the Steinbeck
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
And I don't really like their works either.
He also was pretty one-note with all of his works, and Native Son wasn’t the first of his I read, so that probably increases my dislike for it.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We disagree again.
Horrors
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Someone tried to troll me hard by recommending Sound and the Fury because I reminded him of Quentin
Lol wat?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
That's an elaborate way of saying "KILL YOSELF"
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah that was one of the more awkward exchanges I had
Not that I’m not a washout student but hell if I take a plunge in the Charles (who knows what’s in that dirty swill)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
Kill Yosef?
Why gladly, sir. Every October my Eagles try to do just that.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
as any other SoCon followers should also
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
I've never understood the logic behind naming that creeper Yosef
… I didn’t know the Russians inhabited the Appalachians.
/Hands TGJC a copy of The Great Gatsby
why? because jazz. that’s why
by RockyMountainOyster on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
/Hands TGJC a copy of Slaughterhouse Five
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
/Hands Mango Stasi a copy of Catch-22
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
/Hates that book
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
//really don't like much Vonnegut since I grew up
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
love both books
milo especially
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
A Deepness in the Sky
squeaked into the 20th century.
Im not saying its the best of the 20th century, Im saying if you dont have it in consideration, YOU ARE WRONG.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Absalom Absalom is truly as Faulknerian as they come.
And Mo Rocca loves Ole Miss, apparently.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Also, As I Lay Dying>Sound&Fury
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Alright let's not take it that far.
As I Lay Dying was perhaps more vivid and entertaining, but it didn’t speak to the human condition in the way that tS&tF did. /OxfordMShipster’d
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
vsfdgackfarsfajsk
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
My junior year English teacher ruined Faulkner for me forever.
Naturally, he was from Kentucky.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, he's even got the early-gray going for him
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
is that guy on the Daily Show
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
ISWYDT
Carl Kassell auto-rec.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Thousands of years of years of achievement, discovery, culture, and civilization...
…and this is what has become of the human male.
Where did we go wrong?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Overspecialization.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Pink patchwork MADRAS
however.
/must have balls of stone to wear’em anywhere outside of Oxford or Chucktown.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
I'll go with Nantucket reds on occasion
But straight-up pink pants are indeed not something one wears lightly
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
True, but it takes a while
And they don’t take on pure pastel pink
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
That it does.
An obviously faded red type of pink.
Personally, I prefer my go to Hell pants in different colours, for obvious reasons.
Nadolig Hapus
I haven't gotten the full UGA red pants with little dogs embroidered (lol need monies)
Although I’d love to get a crimson pair
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
I go with yellow during our lugubrious summer months
Haven’t tried blue though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
/Looks up lugubrious
Good way to brighten up a shitty day, that’s for sure.
Charleston tuxedos are always appropriate.
Nadolig Hapus
You mean seersucker?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Could be a component.
Oh yeah, that one....
Many old Charlestonians also the full seersicker suit with light pastel shirt and bowtie when the weather turns muggy.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Me too....
My last one got stained horribly at the steeplechase races.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
People actually wear that? In public?
The south is a strange, strange place
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Hells yeah they do.
Not just the South either. It’s a WASP staple for the summer months.
Nadolig Hapus
I thought the blue blazer and khakis was standard attire for meetings and such.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
It's a fairly classic outfit, and works for most anything.
The difference here is the brightly coloured trousers.
Nadolig Hapus
I live in the WASP capitol of the world (Kansas)...
…never seen anyone in that getup
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
WASP as in old money East Coasters
South (tidewater areas especially so) and Northeast (Trad) are what I’m on about. Culture more than demographic, I guess.
Nadolig Hapus
Makes sense I guess.
Khakis and a blazer are common, but the bright pants and bow tie are not
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Right
Because of the settlement pattern of the South, most white people are probably of mostly or wholly English or Scots-Irish descent (not technically WASP but the distinction is lost in the US). So, I was somewhat surprised to find out WASP was a thing in New England, given that even the lowliest trailer white guy was probably a “WASP”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
/South Boston disagrees strenuously
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I know
and that is why they disagree.
South Boston is full of Irish, right?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Historically
Now that the Big Dig is done and Fan Pier is so nice, it’s filling up with yuppies of all stripes.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Right
But those are different from the people who settled the Upland South. In fact, the South Boston Irish probably hate Scots-Irish more than the English (if any of them are still sore over this stuff) since Scots-Irish originally came to Ulster from Scotland (hence the Irish). Some of them then went to the US, producing Southerners.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
/starts 200 year feud
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
When I refer to WASP
I refer to the Northeasterners, and Southerners I referenced above. Like I said, more culture than demographic, I guess.
(Though the P does disqualify me)
Nadolig Hapus
At least in my experience
I agree that culture is now become more important than ethnicity/religion with regards to being a “WASP.” (partly because very few actual WASPs seem to exist in New England)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Red pants are a good way to get laid on gamedays in Athens
Have been told they are like lingerie for boys
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Blood Meridian
Books lie, he said.
God don’t lie
No, said the judge. He does not. And these are his words.
He held up a chunk of rock.
He speaks in stones and trees, the bones of things.
The squatters in their rags nodded among themselves and were soon reckoning him correct, this man of learning, in all his speculations, and this the judge encouraged until they were right proselytes of the new order whereupon he laughed at them for fools.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
SOPA VIOLATOR!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
MAKE HIM EDIT YAHOO ANSWERS AS PUNISHMENT.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Let's not get hasty
No one deserves that.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
WTF do blanx have against soap LOL?
#gunshot_thump
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
hands tgjc some vonnegutt
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
/hands all y'all some Ice-9
Enjoy!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Under-appreciated novels we've read subthread READYGO
Driftless by David Rhodes
Gilead by Marilynne Robinson
The Solace of Leaving Early by Haven Kimmel
Peace Like A River by Leif Enger
Giants In The Earth by Ole Rolvaag
(guess who needs more reading material)
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Oooh
you missed a fun argument last night about the Gospel of John v. the Book of Revelation.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Which post? May go back and read for funz.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Spurrier Says "Take Your Shirt Off Son"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Discussion, not argument
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No it wasn't!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It was whether Revelation and the Gospel were written by the same guy
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
They were
Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Best recworthy post ever.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
The Greek is similar in both
Or am I off on this. By similar I mean completely ridiculous. The author of the Gospel of John was making words up as far as I’m concerned.
by RockyMountainOyster on Jan 19, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
co-signed....
“Logging and Pimping and ‘Your pal, Jim’” was a pretty good short story out of the same book.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Co-co-signed.
My only quibble is the number of people who only read it because of the movie.
/hipster glasses
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
They made a movie out of it?
Just kidding, and it was actually a pretty good movie too.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, it's an excellent movie, agreed.
But I’m contractually obligated to turn in my Snobby Reader card if I don’t make fun of people who only read books once they’ve seen the movie.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I prefer to read the book before seeing the movie....
In the case of River, I had read the book at least six or seven years before the movie came out.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Some of my favorites that haven't appeared yet:
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
Neuromancer by William Gibson
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien
Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 19, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Those last two are amazing.
But I don’t think Invisible Man is underappreciated. Modern Library lists it as the 19th best novel, presumably of all time.
Once met a girl with the last lines of that book tattooed across her back
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Better than a line from Byron's "The Destruction of Sennacherib"
OMG IT’S SO SOON I CAN’T WAIT
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's a helluva tramp stamp:
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly with dat ass.”
by mnHorn on Jan 19, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
YES!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Hawt
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Nyet
She was rather large and with her boyfriend
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Room for the last lines of Finnegan's Wake?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Lot's of fun at Finnegan's Wake?
NO! NO FUN!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Not a fun was had.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I thought the opposite
/teamnotattoos
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
And another battle between the commentariat begins
not as bitter as the Barbecue Wars, but still with fighters on either side.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Agreed.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
BOOOOO
#teamallthetattoos
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#teamGoAheadWithTattoos
Also #TeamIt’sGonnaBeThereForeverSoBeSmartAboutIt.
My brother in law got a midget tatooed on his hip in high school. Said midget is now looking at his feet because of all the weight he’s gained. THINK ABOUT IT, PEOPLE.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
One of my partners told her kids . . .
“I don’t care if you get a tattoo, as long as you get one you think would look good on Grandma.” Apparently, that was enough to dissuade her brood. YMMV.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Who here has the astrology tattoo story?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
My former secretary's kid
got a zodiac sign tattooed on the back of her neck, because “she’d always be a Taurus”.
Well, remember when there was the big kerfuffle about the zodiac signs changing? Did I take great, great joy in telling her daughter about this the next time she came to the office to visit?
It’s like you people don’t even know me.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 20, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My dad told me
“If you come home with a a piercing, I’ll rip it out, and If you come home with a tattoo, I’ll sand it out.” MechE_Father is a large and imposing man. This was enough to dissuade me from body modification until that phase passed.
To the tweetmobile!
My friend's tumblr feed is full of people like that.
Alright, 2o year old girl, do that. But unless you do something stupid AND dangerous, you will be 40 one day.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I don't have any myself.
But I dig girls with them. I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone completely sans ink.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I once talked a girl out of one
She was going to get my name on her somewhere
That girl is now my ex-wife
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You missed a golden opportunity, there.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I know, I know
she’s also why I shy away from women over 6 ft as well now though too
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I'm only 5-8
Girls tend to shy away from guys that much shorter than them anyway
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
One of the most popular pastors in my denomination
has many tattoos, including a representation of the liturgical calendar on her left arm. I think she’s pretty cool. Me, I’m getting one as soon as our financial situation allows me to justify blowing the money on something so completely unnecessary.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
/Lutheran Synod changes liturgical calendar
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Please tell me . . .
. . . that she’s got a hotdish tat somewhere. Because that would be both totally appropriate and awesome.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
For the generic Lutheran, yes.
For this particular Lutheran, absolutely not. She’s about as anti-hotdish Lutheran as it gets.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Anti . . . hotdish . . . Lutheran?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I know, right?
But it’s the shift we need to make – no one gives a rat’s ass about being more Norwegian than Norway anymore, particularly in a church setting.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I take the point . . .
. . . but hotdish, man. Hotdish.
(BTW, I survived my one-week foray leading a Methodist service last weekend and lived to tell the tale.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I grew up Lutheran and never heard the word "hotdish" until I started posting here.
None of the transplanted Norwegians in the Texas Hill Country used this term, as I recall. It was casserole.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
That's what we called it in Nebraska, too.
I think it’s a tri-ota thing.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
f'n Scientologists
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Also known as “my favorite South Park ep”
Free at last!
Hurray for literary types in that case!
Seriously, 8 in 10 people think I’m talking about H. G. Wells when I mention the title.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 19, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
That part of the list really should be the trump card
whenever someone cites an online poll. Just horrid.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
The Things They Carried.
Man, what a book. Wow.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Lost more than one copy loaning it to a friend, so I bought the digital version last time around.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 19, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
The Heart of the Matter by Graham Greene
?
by RockyMountainOyster on Jan 19, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Another solid choice.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
The Quiet American and the Third Man are excellent.
I haven’t gotten to The Heart of the Matter yet.
Quiet American is fantastic.
If you like writing like his that really lays out the mood and feeling of a time period, check out Alan Furst. The Foreign Correspondent or Spies of Warsaw.
The Power and the Glory deserves mention also.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I also forgot
Snow Falling on Cedars by David Guterson
And say what you will, I loved The Story of Edgar Sawtelle. It’s not ‘original,’ but it was a captivating read.
[HERE THERE BE SPOILERS]
AND it led to one of the best WTF internet rants I’ve ever seen when I said I loved it. High school acquaintance of mine posts something on Facebook to the tune of “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY KILLED THOSE DOGS WHAT SAVAGES ANIMAL CRUELTY RAWR RAWR RAWR.”
Dude, it’s a retelling of HAMLET. EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Snow falling on Cedars
Perfectly captures what the feeling is like to be a trial lawyer.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Lit-geek question
Can people like Murakami or Bolaño count as underappreciated? They’re obviously much loved by the literati, but I’ve met exactly two other people in my day-to-day life who have even heard of them, much less read anything by them. If yes, then I nominate The Savage Detectives and The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle.
Other than that, I really…enjoyed is the wrong word, but appreciated Vonnegut’s Timequake, which hit me at the correct point in my personal path.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
And then I was an idiot and wrote Timequake where I meant Slapstick.
I may still be hungover.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I count myself something of a lit-geek,
and I’ve never heard of either. Will check them out soon. But to answer your question, I’d say a resounding YES they can be considered under-appreciated.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Mississippi would be a great place to live if there were
jobs for learned people outside of the typical doctors and lawyers. And the politics of the place can be pretty horrible to deal with.
You’ve got cheap land, cheap food, abundant liquor (depending on your county), SEC football, guns, and casinos. Shit, it’s practically a Dana Holgorsen wet dream.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
at least y'all get casinos
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Jobs for learned people not doctors and lawyers?
Hah, you jest, sire
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
What I'm trying to say is that there are very few jobs in MS for
people with degrees in engineering, applied sciences, liberal arts, etc.
It’s actually a huge problem the state has had for a while. There are a shitload of Mississippians (myself included) who have left MS not because of some dislike of their home state, but rather because their educations find them better suited to take jobs in Dallas, Atlanta, Chicago, DC, etc.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
So you're saying that Mississippi is a very underdeveloped state?
Well, I am shocked, sir
/just kiddin’, I’m from Jawja so I feel you bro
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
I know a guy who works at the Stennis Space Center as some sort of
HR guy. You know, just a stamper and a filer. He’s not all that bright, but he’s a nice enough guy. What’s interesting though is that he, technically, works for NASA and is able to, without at all lying, pick up chicks by humblebragging about his NASA gig.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Oh I wasn't suggesting you needed any sort of gig.
I was just sharing a dumb story about a dumb drinking buddy of mine.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
my grandpa worked for NASA in Huntsville
he worked on their trucks haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
his thoughts on Auburn?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
actually didn't care
he was a Catholic Italian immigrant who moved up from Florida when NASA created all the jobs in the area
it was the redneck baptist hick who married his daughter that did not care for Auburn
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
I worked at Stennis for a summer
The job wasn’t what I was looking for, but there were some pretty good jobs there, even for engineers. If it weren’t for the commute it really wouldn’t be bad. But I’m a fan of living in the sticks.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Post presupposes existence of jobs for people with degrees in liberal arts anywhere
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The world needs ditchdiggers, too.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's why UGA is still in business.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Useful skill is useful
I like steaks.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
I like my steaks well-educated.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yard
Gotta hit ’em in the head, gotta hit ’em real hard!
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
"You only call us a cow college because we were founded by a cow!"
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Actually on topic:
“If they leave us being able to read, write and communicate better, we simply have not done them any harm.” — Fred Davison, President of uga, 1967-1986
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
True statement is true.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Blissfully unaware of the burden of tuition and debt, as all college presidents are
Of course, college tuition was a stick of Juicy Fruit and a couple packets of waterlogged Post-Its back then.
Sposed to be SEC
He was referring to scholarship athletes
so hopefully they managed to avoid debt.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Ah, then my disagreement with him is on other grounds
Opportunity cost, cartel behavior, &c.
Sposed to be SEC
Yeah, this is the worst president in UGA's history...
… trying to justify the school’s behavior in a scandal where a professor exposed the school for admitting athletes who couldn’t perform academically and then giving them passing grades to stay eligible.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Dexter Manley would agree
If he could read what you wrote
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
To be fair, if it was written on a bunch of crack rocks, Dexter'd be all over it.
You just have to tailor your pedagogical materials to your audience.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
As would illiterate Auburn graduate James Brooks.
Ya know, just so we don’t think Georgia was the only school doing such things at the time.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Nixon is giving an extreme "the fuck is this?" face
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
/realizesthatsfarfromauthenticChinesefood
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Not enough penis or penis-resembling objects to be authentic Chinese food.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
that bitch and her family are all in the gulag
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 19, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It’s also got great mountains for backpacking and skiing a sophisticated and adequate infrastructure a bourgening health foods market catfish.
Sposed to be SEC
hey now.
lets not forget the other exports.
timber.
diabeetus.
NFL players.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
I don't see illiterates anywhere on that list.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
they don't leave.
see: EXPORT.
try harder.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
da truf.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
meth?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
JOBS FOR LAWYERS!!?!?!?!??!?!??!
moving to Mississippi
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Downside: Living in Mississippi.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
student loans don't give a shit
student loans live where they want
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
We have enough lawyers.
TV commercials here consist of lawyas, car dealerships, and knock yo-azz-out-while-we-work-on-your-mouth-dental clinics.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 19, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
LOL, I thought it was Iowa just joshing around with us at first.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
awesome!
can’t believe we let the Hawkeyes off the hook for placing a billboard in MS!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Especially since OSU made it that year.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I was at that Sugar Bowl
there were more than 25 thousand, but it sounded like there was less, even the Florida fans just did not give a shit
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
"Imma marry me a bad ass white women some day"
wow that’s a pretty good “best of” twitter collection
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
He threw in
some anti-semitism for kicks. #schour
by Onestatewest on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
he also throws in some knowledge on female anatomy
and they say the educational system in this country isn’t doing it’s job
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
Someone named Yuri being anti-Semitic?
inconceivable!
/pogrom’d
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I tweet this once every few days.
Just as a reminder.
by KentuckyMildcats on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
And it taught me that when women sploosh, it's not an organism.
Somehow, the twitter picture that emerges of Mr. Wright is that he is not a game, giving, and generous lover.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
organism?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
let em go.
he’s on a roll.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yep, organism.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
It's an organism at some indeterminate time after the condom breaks.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
So spidery yet still worthy of a rec.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
that "indeterminate" part makes it okay
because at some point EVERYONE agrees that it’s a person
for me it’s about 3 years
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Intentionally vague as to not get into that debate.
What we can all agree on is that life ends at either death or enrollment in law school.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
criminally under-rec'd
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Todd McShay reporting that he believes Josh Chapman isn't a true team player, as was selfish in asking for medical help.
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
And suddenly Mel Gibson begins following recruiting
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
usually my response is "Oh, old people."
because what do they expect an 18 year old to say?
but this kid takes the award
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
Antisemitism is not a Michigan value.
We’re prejudiced against the Papists Yuri, get it right.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Well, Fielding wouldn't have liked this guy, either.
/imagines Yost in charge of ’36 Olympic team
//shudders
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Especially since the unchallenged badass from those Olympics is a Buckeye
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Khadr El Touni was a buckeye?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Well played...
unchallenged American badass, then
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
In light of the explicitly sexual nature of many of the comments...
I’ll stop there. You probably see it.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Are you saying the "splash" he speaks of is symbolic?
Yes, I think that’s what you’re saying.
by KentuckyMildcats on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
Can you fault a man for being both famished and craving the companionship of a woman?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
No you can't
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
i wish to know the name of this woman
who sits in front of The Weis
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 19, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Carrie Fisher...
before she became more, Weis-like.
Blustery?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
A colossal failure after a hot start to her career.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
But who doesnt want to hear rich fat people complain about their lives?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Interested only in throwing fade routes to 5'10" receivers around the goal line?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Now she looks more like Salacious Crumb
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Damnit Carrie. You just had to go and open the Ark of the Covenant, didn't you?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i thought we all agreed to not post any more Faces of Meth pictures....
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
You contemptible pig!
I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a stadium, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with 80,000 fans and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the football team, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Jan 19, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Please, please don't kill me. I wouldn't betray you. Honest.
I, I ran out of 5 star defensive recruits. My boosters didn’t have enough money to pay for Cam Newton. My offensive line didn’t come back from injuries. An old friend made me leave behind most of my playbook. Someone stole my decided schematic advantage. There was an earthquake. A fire. LOCUSTS! It wasn’t my fault.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Left out
“I hired Bill Stewart as head coach while drunk at 3AM after a Fiesta Bowl win!”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
"It's 106 miles to Lawrence.
We’ve got a full bag of sliders, half a carton of Mallomars, it’s Kansas, and we’re wearing sansabelts."
“Hit it.”
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 19, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
and that's a rec.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Don't hold it by the fucking mag, Chaaaaley!
I realize most of the pressure is probably on the mag well, but still. Good grief, put some rails on that bitch and get a front grip if you can’t actually hold the weapon properly.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Spoken like a man who loves his weaponry....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Terrible that's the first thing I noticed too.
I also have a problem with pointing out when actors and such run with a pistol in hand with a finger in the trigger well too. Bothers me so much I have to point it out, usually to the annoyment of whomever is with me in the room. Proper handling of a firearm is not difficult, movie/teevee people. Teach actors and maybe we won’t have so many dipshits at the range holding Glocks sideways.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
People actually go to firing ranges and shoot sideways?
/facepalm
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Shockingly, yes.
They are…uneducated…in many, many ways.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Yes. When you see one, at first you despair, then you laugh.
Then you despair again, and ponder the increasing likelihood that Idiocracy was in fact a documentary.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Personally, I say don't teach them the right way to hold a gun.
That way, if some dumbassed gangsta movie wannabe ever holds me up in a dark alley, I can be reasonably sure he’ll miss with the first few shots.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
If he misses with the first few shots,
chances are his aim will not improve with more attempts. That’s good for me, but bad for anyone/thing nearby. The range master where I shoot will boot a mofo out if caught shooting “gangsta” style. Me, I don’t like getting hot brass flying at my face, so I tend to shoot properly. But what do I know…
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
You can't deal with hot brass flying at your face?
Clearly, you’re not hood.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
truth
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 19, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
But enough about Charlie Weis.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
Stop whining, Yuri.
So she was splashed. But it’s a decision we should have all made together.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Jan 19, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well congrats!
On both fronts!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
CONGRATULATIONS!
rumor is he’s considering Notre Dame. Which has me concerned/nervous.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
It's been simmering on this issue for the past 36 hours
Whether to be happy we’re fighting for top recruits, concerned this guy might be an embarassment, a chance for the redemption of wayward youth, or worried he’ll be fodder for the next round of ‘Notre Dame sold its soul for glory’ articles.
Others are waiting for the issue to play out so they can determine exactly what Kelly has done wrong and why it is grounds for his firing.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Wonder how they feel about his proclivity to the female sex?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
I can't speak for them all
but I suspect that makes him less likely to attend Notre Dame.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
id imagine they get sort of fumbly around the wimerns.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Not the issue of being fumbly
the worry about getting into tons of trouble for parietals violations and/or cramping of his particular style.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Given his sexual appetites, Notre Dame might not be the best fit for him.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
How about FSU then?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Absolutely, but he better get the prescriptions before hand.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A little infection won't hurt anyone.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Plz to be selling soul for glory faster thx.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats!
How’d it go? I know you mentioned you nervous in the thread yesterday…
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
it actually went perfectly, or about as perfect as you could expect.
I did basically no work the last 4 hours the day before though, because I couldn’t stop pacing. Once those first three words came out of my mouth, everything was fine.
She also offered to make the wedding colors Scarlett and Gray, so CLEARLY I found a keeper.
c-p t's first three words were...
I got nothin, but I’m not funny.
Carry on, commenariat!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
"The strip's pink...."
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
"Condom, what condom?"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I always practice safe sex.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Surely this will go green.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Dont call me Shirley
/Imguessingthatswhatyouweregoingfor?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nice Beaver
#teamNeilsen
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
CSB
In 8th grade, I had a really hot, young science teacher (she was 23, just graduated from Southern Miss). We were on a field trip to Fernbank in Atlanta (museum, for those who may not know), and I quoted that line as we walked by a stuffed beaver. It was funny as hell to see her turn around in shock and say my name and “I can’t believe you just said that!”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's the usual story.
Boy meets girl, girl meets boy, boy loses girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
...Wisconsin loses Rose Bowl over stupid mistake
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Both a keeper . . .
. . . and someone with no fashion sense whatsoever.
More seriously, hearty congratulations, sir! Now it’s time for you to learn the two most useful words any fiance can know during the wedding planning process: “Yes, dear.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Many happy returns.
Wait…what?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
Can't be too shocked by the billboard, University of Southern Mississippi people are known for the shocking images they put out there
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
He looks like one of the backwoodsmen from Deliverance.
“You got a purty mouth, boy”
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
You're not familiar with Kiln, Mississippi, are you?
It is as backwater as backwater gets. It does, though, serve as the home of the Lazy Magnolia Brewery which is putting out some decent brew right now.
But yeah, Favre looks/acts/sounds like a hick because he is one. Simple stuff.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Lazy Magnolia is strong
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Which ties them with North Dakota for states with
ONE brewery.
Unless something has opened in MS without me knowing (ND’s opened a few months ago).
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Lucky Town Brewery just opened up.
Mississippi has TWO NOW WHOOOO!
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Is the town really that lucky if its in Mississippi?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Nope.
It’s in Gluckstadt (German for “happy/lucky town”), a small, unincorporated community literally a mile away from where I grew up. It’s a few suburban housing developments, a truckstop, and a shitload of warehouses.
It does have a Krystal, so there’s that.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
I guess the town is lucky if they have Germans brewing beer for them then.
Not sure about the Krystal though. I’m not really nuts about that place.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
I most know Gluckstadt as "a sign we're almost home"
as in: “Dad just called, he’s in Gluckstadt so he’ll be here by dinner” or “start waking up, we’re in Gluckstadt.”
In sum, Gluckstadt : Jackson/Madison :: Dolly Parton bridge : Mobile.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Most of the population is fine with drinking swill
from other states.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
"What's wrong with the beer we got?"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Sweetwater does not count as swill. I brought a tacklebox home with me
about two months ago since it is not available over here.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
LM Southern Pecan FTW
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, the hick part is a given.
But I had never noticed that particular resemblance until just now.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 19, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
is it like Bluebell, Alabama?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
/crocsandpenis.jpg
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Oh only if twitter were around for
le fuck lion
by Onestatewest on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
random OT question
anyone of you fine commentariators happen to have seasons 1 and 2 of Justified on iTunes?
im asking for myself.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM EST reply actions
purchased from itunes?
if so, email me (in my profile) for i have a question for you.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
or DM on twitter, either way
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Ole Miss basketball beat the #15-ranked Mississippi State basketball squad last night. You know what this means?
MOAR BILLBOARDS
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM EST reply actions
I guess a bunch of Ole Miss alumni own billboards.
Oh, you meant the game.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
BILLBOARD TROLLIN NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS PAWL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I'd make a joke about Billboards - but we've already lost that war
after two BCS titles this is finally kinda funny
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hivemind
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
I seriously want ULM back on the schedule to drop SO many bombs
but if I was them I would avoid us like the plague so that their “win streak” could last forever
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
How many did Georgia Southern score in Tuscaloosa this year?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
21
14 by the offense, 7 on special teams. And gave Bama 7 on special teams with a blocked FG return for TD.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
what he said
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Uggghhhh, still pissed about that game.
We don’t fumble giving up the easy early TD and then our receiver doesn’t fumble as he’s trying to go in for the score early in the 2nd half, and that’s a completely different game. Never will understand why we gashed the shit out of SNUD’s D with the diamond formation on our lone TD drive and then promptly never ran it again. Jaybo was an excellent steward to get us through the first two years of transition back to the option, and I can’t really complain with two straight semi-final appearances, but I’ll be glad to have a really fast, athletic QB in the backfield, next year. That’s one thing we were missing on offense the entire season.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
7 of those offensive points came from an interception that was almost a pic-6.
I think he was tackled at the 2 yard line.
by ding ding ding on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
In which game?
Alabama/GSU? You sir, are mistaken. One TD was an 80+ yard run up the middle by the A-back. The other was a play-action pass of somewhere around 40 yards to an A-back.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Funny you should mention that
may we never forget the greatest billboard troll
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
aw snap!
beat ya to it Dawg!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
this is a normal thing for yall, yes?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
[dies]
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to Andy Kennedy's State
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
"International Incident"
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
It was an "international altercation,"
get it right.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
i like incident.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Oh I much prefer altercation, because
it’s something you’d say drunk while being arrested. It’s totally a result of the “oh shit oh shit be cool don’t act drunk DON’T ACT DRUNK” line of thinking that creeps into your head right at that moment.
I speak from experience having been arrested by Oxford’s finest for being, among other things, pee-your-pants drunk on a restaurant balcony.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
i think the real joke here
is that something with international implications could happen in Cincinatti.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
only thing i can say about this is -
Stansbury.
he’ll lose to Auburn 2 times this year & somehow beat Kentucky by 20 points.
.
.
.
then go out in the first round of the tournament.
if he makes it.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
/self reply
although, in his defense, he had beaten Ole Miss 5 times straight up till last night.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
The only explanation I have is that it was my Dad's birthday, he was there
and COTG thought he deserved a little present after that abortion of a football season.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
that makes more sense than just about anything i could think of.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Stansbury manages to always lose his shit when they play Kentucky
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise.
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and the whole Pac-12 South, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away and we’ll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions 14 recs
You heard what he said!
It sounds reasonable! We don’t have to die!
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't want anything to do with that
Please don’t sacrifice us to that monster. We are young and have a lot to live for… PLEASE!!!!
So, when does Matt Barkley get the mohawk?
Or is he USC’s Wez’s concubine?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
FIXED
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and the whole Pac-12 South, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away and we’ll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror, Bro.
by NordeezyU on Jan 19, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In your 'Road Warrior' analogy
does this make Nick Saban the savage boomerang kid who ends up running the whole show?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
No. Clearly Master.
Terrence Cody is Blaster.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mizzou and Aggy have a lot to learn
I am suspicious that their billboard game is not up to speed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:26 AM EST reply actions
Mizzou is still busy trading in their pseudoephedrine-derived speed
to SEC speed for them to worry about billboards.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
Mizzou didn't know you could have a billboard for something other than fireworks shops, adult superstores, and churches.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
they'll fit right in
with the SEC
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that's a Missouri law.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
don't forget about
pro life slogans, not really spidery since it’s true and just an observation right?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Seems kosher.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
and shaking babies
Some of those are hilarious
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Ah yes, the primary billboard of Florida's panhandle.
I felt bad for laughing, but we were tripping out on the way back from the beach at the fact that some people need the reminder to “Never, Ever Shake a Baby.”
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
A good bit of Finebaum radio commercials are anti-meth and anti-teen pregnancy around here
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
don't forget the reverse mortages, injury lawyas & liposuction commercials.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
SHITTY VODKA
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
SAMMY'S
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Glorious combination is glorious.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Waiting for the "Don't ever shake a baby!" billboard to pop up.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Wait
Where in Dallas is this?
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Now with dinosaurs!
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
we have conquistadors in our caverns
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama wins the billboard wars.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
if you're on a hungover ride home from the beach this is the billboard that tells you
it’s almost over
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Baptist guilt is much more concise than Catholic guilt.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Tintinnabula tintinno, tintinnabula tintinno, usque tintinno...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
New tranlsation:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle unto the utmost extent…
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The GIS results for "Alabama billboards" are kinda hilarious.
Really, really spidery, but hilarious nonetheless.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
as long as we avoid the Sons of the Confederate Veterans Memorial
that they just HAD to put next to the interstate
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's within about 9 miles of the above billboard
and I believe there’s a new billboard with the firey flames of hell on it within another 10 miles.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
OK, this place actually has
Bumper cars, and go-karts, and such. But WTF is this:
Potty Racers
You’ll laugh your hiny off as you race your friends around the track on a potty racer!
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Almost as good as
MONKEYS RIDIN’ DAWGS at the Alabama State Fair:
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
I have seen that monkey knock itself unconscious and the dog just kep' on runnin'.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Dinosaurs?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Dinosaurs are cooler, I guess
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Jan 19, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
HEY MAYBE IF WE ALSO PUT A BUNCH OF POLYSYLLABIC WORDS ON THE SIGN PEOPLE WON'T THINK WE'RE A BUNCH OF INBRED KENTUCKY HICKS
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
not far from Big Bone Lick...
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
It was pretty great
But they don’t make it cheap.
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
DIGGIN' UP CRITTERS WHAT GOTS BACKBONES.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
My inner 42 year old chuckles every time
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Fossils and dick jokes, how can you go wrong?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
We're still working on it, but at least we tried trolling Baylor.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 18 recs
That is strong
tip o’ the hat
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
/billboard goes down after a 2-6 conference record
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/billboard leads big at the half
//loses by 3
(Yes I see the irony in a UGA fan saying this)
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/sued
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
You should have seen what the other half of it said before it collapsed
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 30 recs
Rec'd
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Rec'd 4 sho
Alright, Dr. Camacho. What’s A&M’s rec-worthy response?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
"The billboard didn't collapse. It just wasn't standing when time ran out."
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 21 recs
PERFECT
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
GREEN THIS MAN
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
aTm is too busy guarding their barn
So Baylor doesn’t paint it green and yellow again.
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
That ain't why they're guarding the barn.
/sheep
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Coveted detail is coveted in Aggieland.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
You want billboards? Mizzou's got billboards.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL HIGHER EDUCATION FIREWORKS CIGS BEER XXX ADULT SUPERSTORE EXIT NOW.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
FREE DIPLOMA WITH PURCHASE GROSS OF BLACK CATS
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
At first glance, I thought that Z sign said "visit Mutgers.com"
Spice capitol of the southeast?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
HE WHO CONTROLS MUTGERS CONTROLS INTERSTATE 70
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/most of KC is in Missourah
//that’sthejoke
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
To the best of my knowledge all of the billboards are on the MO side.
that’s trolling hard. They went up right after MU joined the SEC.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
Who needs the intrigue
When you move to a new league
No matter what it costs us
We’re just looking forward to TV money
And more losses
Bermashave.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Burma. Shave?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 19, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Will Hill is intrigued by Yuri Wright's ideas
and wishes to subscribe to his newsletter.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Michigan might want to watch out for.......................
Yuri’s revenge
/csimiamiyeaahhhhh
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Wait...
Do we have the return of the fuck lion?
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM EST reply actions
Oh, and Happy Archer Day everyone!
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
this
can’t wait
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
So if this is the season premiere
What the hell was the pirate arc?
Other than awesome, of course.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Season 2.75
or some such. It was basically Season 3’s prologue.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
I think they didn't want to just jump in and forget about what happened at the end of Season 2
But didn’t want to spend the first three episodes of Season 3 telling the story of how Archer gets back on track.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
The correct answer is:
Still missing from Goddamn Netflix.
/watches Season 1 again anyway.
I eventually just bought Season 2
off iTunes. And I may buy the Season 3 prologue from there to watch it again before the premier tonight.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
any clue as to when they'll put season 2 on netflix?
I just started watching tv on there and don’t know if they have a typical waiting period or if it depends on dvd sales or whatever.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I can't help but think of El Tel whenever someone says "Venables"
I’m not sure that’s a good thing.
Nadolig Hapus
that billboard should read:
MISSISSIPPI’S ONLY TEAM TO LOSE TO UAB
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
Oh yes, this is recommended.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
No take backs USF! ! ! Cosh is your DC now.
Now maybe K-State can hire a DC that understands how to stop other teams. The USF press release puts a positive spin on the hire but allowing only 5100 yards versus the 5700 yards the year before is not a good defense.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM EST reply actions
Any thoughts on Bobby Elliott?
Just got hired as DB coach here.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Only negative anyone mentioned a couple of days ago was Coach Elliot complained about recruiting to K-State.
He should not have that problem at Notre Dame.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Manhattan's no Lubbock
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
PAWWWLL ONLY IN ESS EEE CEE COUNTRY DO WE HAVE THIS SORTA PASSION
KILLIN’ TREES, WASTIN’ MONEY ON BILLBOARDS, I AINT NEVER SEEN NO YANKEES DEDICATE THEMSELVES TO THEIR TEAMS LIKE THIS PAWWWLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM EST reply actions
Imma hang up and get a Sackful of Krystal.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Better than a sackful at Krystal
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Morning guys
I didn’t win. The hellbeast lives
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM EST reply actions
/ships holy water to South Dakota.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
/Ships Craig Hames to South Dakota
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That typo is going to start another EDSBS meme
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Craig Hames has never denied killing 5 sookers while at JMU
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Duck Blempson
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
i heard that Craig Hames most DEFINITELY
killed 65 hokies While at JMU…
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
While playing hoopyballs
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Im a shitty typist
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Is that Craig James' non-union, Mexican equivalent?
by ElRocco337 on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Señor Speilbergo rec
/BOO-urns
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What did I miss?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
You're gonna need an old priest and a young priest.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
If Todd graham were worth a shit*
Yuri Wright would already be a Sun Devil commitment. We have two things in abundance and sunshine is one of them. The other is right up his alley.
* he’s not.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM EST via mobile reply actions
too bad Burfict is leaving
he’d be the perfect mentor
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
who will claim the mantle of 'Walking Personal Foul' this year?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
He's polishing his resume for his next job.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
It's snowing tonight
Hate this purp
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Checks Wind Chill map
GOOD LORD
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
45
/brrr
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
lol Winnipeg
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
-10 or -1 cant really tell
All I know is its ball shriveling weather in Chicago
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
at least you aren't in southern WI with -17
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Madison hit -40 wind chill once while I lived there.
Once.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wasnt sure if I showed proper voice inflection with my writing.
Glad to know that I did.
A rec for you.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You should shouldn't hit me in the balls, Johnny
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Someday this will go in my new office...
at the next school I move to.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
I've waited for the school bus in -64 wind chill.
Did I mention that I moved out of Ohio as soon as I graduated from college?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You too?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, that's a day when school just shouldn't happen.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
My first year at the U in Minneapolis, I was 23, but living in the dorms because it was easier.
One fine day in February, we had a 40 degree day with ALL THE RAIN. That night, a front came roaring down out of Saskatchewan and presumably the Arctic Ocean which dropped temps(not windchills, temps) to -20 or so for about a week. Well, my job that year was basically procuring alcohol for the underaged. That week, business was damn good, I’ll tell you. Pretty much nobody left the dorm that entire time.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
fully agreed
I can handle frigid (all you need are layers and alcohol), but cold and wet is absolutely the worst.
Yes, this.
I see no need for the temp to rise above 25 or so until late March.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck mud.
Dirt and water – not what you a-holes are thinking.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
/checks current local temp
Hmmm, 54, still too damn cold.
/considers moving further south
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
I think I remember a stretch like that in '96.
Six nights in a row of -20 overnight lows (end of January and early February), bottoming out at -32 on February 2. And that was the warmest place in the state. Same night, the all-time state record fell at Tower: -60.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
winter hived
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
16 purp is already bad enough for me
Can’t imagine -30
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Well, you don't go out except when necessary.
If you have a car, you start it up, run back inside, and wait 5-10 minutes before going anywhere. You wear a hat. The real issue arises if you’re public transit dependant. Otherwise, it’s not all that difficult, now that pretty much everywhere has the ability to keep inside places above 60 Fahrenheit.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Oh it's not so bad as all that.
Throw on a hat and you’ll be fine.
/walked 30min to campus this morning
You're a bit more cold tolerant than I.
/Waited outside for 6 minutes for a bus running late.
//Swore the entire time.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Walking in cold != standing and waiting in cold
When I started middle school, we lived too close to get a school bus (townies had to be more than three miles away), and it was nearly as far to the closest bus stop (across town) as it was to the middle school — if I crossed the railroad tracks and walked along the four-lane divided highway toward the school.
Being the practical screwhead I am, I routinely, even in the dead of winter, walked down the embankment behind our house to the RR tracks and across to the highway, then about a half-mile of walking against traffic and down the exit ramp to the surface street that led to the school. If there was a train parked on the tracks, I would just listen for an engine, and if I didn’t hear anything I’d climb up the back of the coal car and over the coupling, or just duck under the coupling.
As much as I hate the cold, at least the exercise kept me warmer than just standing at a bus stop.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
had that once a few days before Christmas in Wiscy as a kid
/left to visit grandparents in FL early
//got caught in ice storm in Florida
///spent 19 hours going 50 miles
Lawrence, Kansas has had a lot of blustery weather the last several weeks I've heard
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
I had tornadoes this week. Was very confused.
Had to check calendar to make sure I hadnt slept until March.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
My aunt and uncle visited from Texas this past weekend.
When my aunt suggested the trip at Christmas, she asked, “Can we go snowshoeing?”
-31 on the map.
Yes, it’s cold. But my coffee isn’t, and I’ve got a fire roaring six feet away from me.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
48? Yikes, I knew it was cold last night...
/southernCaliforniaProblems
Full-on brass monkey alert, eh?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Clemson paying coordinators Texa$
1.3 to Morris, supposedly 800 for Venables. Crazy
Formerly never_go_full_dabo
by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM EST reply actions
If I was a head coach I would accept a modest $2 Mil for myself and splurge on people who make me look good.
Especially if I was Dabo.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I'd have no problem splitting the money evenly with other coaches if it helped put together a staff that would win consistently.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
troof.
i’d even unplug my headset.
and drink on the sideline.
and wave a towel relentlessly.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
I know this is coming from a middle class new lawyer but I don't see the difference between making $1.5Mil and $4 Mil per year.
Just let me make it as long as possible and we’re cool.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Well, there's a difference.
At $1.5 m/yr, it won’t take long to set yourself up for life. At $4m/yr, you set up yourself and your kids and grandkids.
But I take your point, that I probably wouldn’t notice the difference in my own lifestyle.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This...
Being perfectly honest, Im not sure how good FSU wouldve been in the 90s without Mark Richt
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
AND therefore
no idea how much Bowden would have to retire with since he was able to take so much credit for those wonderful 90’s
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
seriously
it’s really a great investment since the right coordinators under you can carry your team to such great heights that it buys you a level of career invincibility at least for some set period of time (see Chizik, Miles)
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
/Clemson wins 9 games
//after starting out with national championship hype and dropping serious derp games
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
Yeah, probably. 9 wins would be a significant jump from our average since I’ve been alive though, so I can’t even really be too mad at that prospect. Not to mention, 9 wins would get us to the ACC championship game most years…
Feels bad, man.
Formerly never_go_full_dabo
by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Hahahaha hey guys aren't billboards making fun of your rivals just the best? This one time, we--
Oh. :(
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
No comments on the BoT finding out about Curley and Schultz being indicted?
BoT member #1: Well I found out while attending the opera.
BoT member #2: And I found out while I was playing a round of golf.
BoT member #3: I found out while waiting for a big Mac!
*awkward pause.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
According to Ms. Anne Riley who was sitting in seat 15, Row B of the balcony.
Was that information really necessary?
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I would have thought that society would have killed it off by now.
But then again, my cultural depth is lego Indiana Jones on the wii.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Actually I was talking about her specific seat spot which is detailed in the article.
Sorry if there was confusion.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
I'm the one who should apologize.
It was just some off the wall commentary that I was surprised that the opera was still around.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Off topic
but speaking of legos made me think of it. In light of clarret-phillips trophy getting engaged last night, I just saw this stop-motion lego proposal story on The War Eagle Reader a few minutes ago…
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Well crap
I was actually trying to hit cancel because I decided not to post that. Then I hit “post” by accident. So I guess I’ll go ahead and link the story, now.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
I met that guy, knew it was gonna go viral
/csb
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
That is freaking adorable.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I think regional operas are struggling. Bigger companies are doing pretty well.
The Met Opera, in particular, has been very savvy about diversifying its audience and revenue sources. It has its own SiriusXM channel and live simulcasts about a dozen Saturday afternoon matinees every season into movie theaters around the country.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
NDNation is wondering why Penn State's trustees can't afford the boxes
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
But..... but they flew in on their private planes to attend the meeting!
How many would have come if there wasn’t a game that weekend the article doesn’t mention.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Spoiler alert: Everyone gets married or everyone dies.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Either that or the opera suddenly ends mid-action because the original composer died before it was finished
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe he was dictating?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Send a telegram, and tell him I said-OW!"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Not green yet?
Tragic.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Send telegram... tell him you said "Ow!"
Got it.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Do you think he could have meant 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
So, between Yuri Wright's borderline anti-Semitism and Fearless Leader's invocation of the Pac-12 Road Warrior, this has to be the most Mel Gibsony CI ever, right?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:09 AM EST reply actions
Needs more blue paint.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
That's not all Yuri Wright has in common with Mel Gibson...
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
thats a big, angry dick
In a little, screaming beaver.
/tipyourwaitress
/trytheveal
Teh Tweeterizer
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by alex henery's foot on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec
for try the veal
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Jan 19, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Trying to draft an engagement letter for class without 1) knowing what needs to be in it, 2) ever seeing one before, and 3) without any guidance or resources from the professor on how to draft one other than "don't look at any forms or other examples."
Of course he admonishes us to “include all the necessary disclosures and consents.” Teachers: assigning something (which is graded) without teaching students how to do it, and even forbidding them from researching it, is not an effective method way to impart learning.
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by Old South on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
You mean there isn't a template on Word?
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MICROSOFT.
by KentuckyMildcats on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Isn't a proposal of marriage via letter kind of heartless?
Don’t women prefer to be asked in person?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Text message is right out
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Sounds like the logical extensiion of my kids' elementary teachers
Who had them write sentences before they knew anything about sentence construction, spelling, or writing. Refused to answer questions about any of that either, just told them to “Do your best.”
Wasn’t graded, though, so at least they had that.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
For some things, unguided exploration actually helps build a wealth of knowledge.
In fact, studies have shown that if you pre-test kids on a subject, then teach it, and then test them, the post-instruction test averages are higher
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I would think that depends a lot on the nature of what you're teaching
If the first day of French class is, “write out the days of the week in French” for kids who’ve never had any exposure to French before, they’re not going to learn anything more. Present them with a calculus problem on the first day of class after they’ve had years of other forms and math and maybe you get a different result.
I’m in the former boat, and moreover, this is just a stupid assignment. It’s a simple contract that says “you hired me to do X and pay me Y. Keep in mind I’m not doing Z and A,” This is a boilerplate form shit as boilerplate form shit gets.
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Right, hence the "for some things".
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Unguided introduction to a subject is never going to give a better result than teaching it from the get-go
If you give kidse a practice test, and then go over it afterwards, you HAVE taught something — you’ve shown them where they were wrong in the first place. It’s hardly surprising that these kids would have higher followup test scores than total noobs.
Even if they don’t go over the material afterward, and just return the test scores, the kids would learn something. Heck, just seeing the questions in the first place would probably be worth a few points over kids who’ve never seen anything of the material.
More to the point, I’ll bet the followup scores would be even better if the time wasted testing had been spent on presenting the material in the first place.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
According to the study, no.
If you pre-test on day 1, instruct for say 19 days, and re-test on day 21, the scores were higher than instructing for 20 days and testing on day 21.
Furthermore, there are distinct benefits to having kids deal with triangles and circles and things like that in geometry, as an example, without directions beforehand, so that they find the patterns themselves.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
How many times was this study done
and were the results reproducible?
Because you have to admit this is very unintuitive. Why should giving a pre-test be a superior means of instruction to actual instruction? From a scientific method viewpoint, I’d suspect there are other factors at work here. Going over a test is a form of instruction itself. If the pre-test was at the same level of difficulty as the post-test, then I’d suspect that being exposed to the more difficult concepts early in the class provided a level of reinforcement later on.
Were the test questions evenly spaced over the material, or did they draw more from later material? If early material only represented 10% of the test, and later material was at 30% (for example), then the students’ early exposure to the later material in the pre-test would reinforce remembering that material, while the non-pre-tested students would miss out.
Needs moar scientific method.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's actually quite intuitive, I just don't think you're both speaking the same language
Human brains work in contexts. Someone who has driven or ridden in a car will grasp why we need stop signs and green lights more than someone who’s never seen a car before. (By “grasp,” I mean they both retain more information and take less time to learn it to a threshold level). That’s quite intuitive.
You raise important questions, but keep in mind that social scientists generally know their scientific methods well. A scientist failing to control for the objections you mentioned would be like a seasoned NBA player catching an inbounds pass and running around the court without bothering to dribble. Contrary to the belief of everyone, they’re not total bumbling idiots whose entire careers of work can be refuted with the immediate off-the-top-of-the-head objections people raise, and they’re almost always the first ones to point out the substantial inherent limitations of their studies.
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I once wrote a paper arguing that this is the moral thing to do
Healthy skepticism is fine, of course. But it’s incredibly insulting to completely reject someone’s substantial work because you’re too stupid and lazy to realize you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
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I've been looking for the study, but haven't come across it.
It was presented in a seminar that I went to two summers ago- I’ll have to see if my copy of the article survived the move or not when I get home.
I agree that it is quite opposite to intuition- which is why I found it so surprising. However, this was not a “They’ve never done math ever, let’s test them,” but rather a “we just covered a chapter on exponential functions, finished it, now we’re starting logarithms.” pre-test
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yes
He wants it to be right off the top of our head. I could understand this a lot more if it weren’t graded, so that we might, through our difficulties drafting this, realize the shit we need to look out for in these types of agreements. But when all of us are totally in the dark about what we’re doing even at the simplest level, it’s worthless, and rewards he who hip shoots better than the next hip shooter.
Sposed to be SEC
Maybe he's trolling hard on seeing if you follow instructions.
Anyone who comes back with a finished product that is obviously taken from a template somewhere else will get bad/failing grades. Whereas crazy, obviously unresearched shit gets excellent grades.
That would be stupid, but you never know, I guess.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Very Heinleinian of you to think that
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to my exciting Intensive Trial Advocacy Program!
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Oh my god, you guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU6U-8LP1DY
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Also, this.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
DAMMIT you people have been busy this morning.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Just got back from court.
Pro tip- if the judge asks, “so you’re basically trying to cover this up from your job?”, it’s a bad idea to say, “pretty much”.
Your honor, cover up is such an ugly phrase.
This is just obfuscation, or at the very most, concealment.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
This has me curious about the surrounding circumstances.
Just in case you were wondering if there was an audience for Uncle ElRocco337’s Storytime.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Not a major charge, public intoxication
Problem is the guy is a pilot so a conviction would not be a good thing. Rather than tell his boss/union he wanted to try to do it quietly and hope no one ever found out anything, which did not amuse the judge. Did not go as smoothly as he hoped, though the judge is still going to give him a chance to keep it off his record despite his idiocy and the prosecutor opposing such an outcome. I thought about shouting “THEY STILL LOVE TO HATE ME!” like Terrell Owens as I left the courthouse but decided against it.
I've had a three-way with two ludicrously gorgeous women before. I've had REALLY good cocaine.
There is no feeling better than getting a judge or a jury to agree with you and basically tell a prosecutor to fuck off.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Point still stands, though.
I mean, have you found anything better?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Replace prosecutor with opposing counsel in general and I would agree.
Especially if said counsel was a complete dick the whole time. It is definitely up there with times I felt really good.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
There is, counselor, nothing better in this world
than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote ’em all, I say.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You see my problem is, of course, that I'm a Colonel.
I’ll just have to keep taking cold showers ’til they elect some gal President.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
as a 3L who knows the ecstasy of a nice threesome
you’ve given me something to aspire to (and I don’t mean the nose candy)
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say the thread suggests the exact opposite.
Well, at least for those of us in the office.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Well, um, busy at SOMETHING.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Nice beaver!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
"Thanks...
“I just had it stuffed.”
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 19, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry to get all spidery
But with Rick Perry dropping out of the presidential race, Craig James needs to find someone else to hitch his wagon to
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Senative James has been buried 5 times already in this race.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
UPDATE on the James Campaign
James, who formally launched his campaign last week, draws 4 percent support. The former SMU Mustang and New England Patriot running back is struggling to overcome two liabilities: he’s largely unknown and he’s unpopular among those who know him.
by NationWideNole on Jan 19, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure what the big deal is. . .
He said he liked ethnic girls, Tom.
by Werewolf Bar Mitzvah on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM EST reply actions
Lol undergrads.
“OMG I SWEAR I’M NOT GOING OUT AT ALL THIS SEMESTER.”
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 PM EST reply actions
/Looks at calendar
//Sees it’s Thursday
Undergrad will be trashed, tonight at the latest.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Graham Spanier to board on day Sandusky news broke:
"We deal with crisis every day at this university. We won’t have a problem with this."
Free at last!
That is the most Graham Spanier-y thing
Graham Spanier could have possibly said.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
So very, very true.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I fucking hate that guy.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Graham Spanier to crew and passengers of the Titanic, at approximately 2350 hrs, April 14, 1912...
“Our ship was built to be unsinkable. This iceberg thing is no big deal.”
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Graham Spanier: "Hold my beer."
Alternatively: "Watch this!
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Graham Spanier: "Look, if we press Serbia hard about Franz Ferdinand's assassination, we should be able to ensure Austro-Hungarian domination of the Balkans forever."
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Graham Spanier Custer: "We deal with Indians every day. We won't have a problem with this."
Free at last!
Graham Spanier: "Okay guys, bring the wooden horse inside the gates."
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Jan 19, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That was absolutely hilarious.
I keep picturing Wahlberg in full Dirk Diggler mode, screaming at the hijackers that they’re not the king of Mark Wahlberg, and that they’ll land the plane when he wants.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
I hope that's taken wildly out of context
Or, at the very least, he was in a position where he didn’t have full information but was compelled to make a statement anyway.
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The Hirohito school of crisis management
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
To answer questions above about me losing
Roommate told her to GTFO last night because he wanted his own bed. So she called him an hour later and they talked for two hours. So I thought this was this call that will win me 100 bucks. No dice
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 PM EST reply actions
Damn.
I’ll be interested to hear how the rent payment with roomie’s father works out though.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Anybody else here good with math?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Depends
will there be a quiz?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 19, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
No, Im just trying to help my brother out with his homework
I can do most of it but I cant remember how to finish some like these
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
For the first one, I got a simplified equation of
1/(2(x^1/2)), but dont know how to relate it to P1 and P2 and the second one I got simp. equation of x^2y, but once again dont remember how it relates to p1 and p2
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Try wolfram alpha.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
.....
11: x = p2/(4p1)
12: x = yp2/p1
13: x=0
by Nigel_T on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks....
I was leaning toward that for number 12, but had no clue about 11 and completely forgot the rules of logarithms
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
For 12 I get the same
For 11 I get p2^2/(4p1^2).
So I get C^2 for 11 (aka E) and C for 12. Havent tried 13 yet
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did yall just plug in numbers after you simplified X and Y or is there a better way to do it?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
For 11, the 3*(blah)^2 cancels from top and bottom
then solve for x^1/2, then square both sides
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Ok thanks, that should take care of the rest of this section
Although I may need help on a derivative problem later on. #Teamnevertookcalculus
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I had a nightmare about dvq last night
I took it 6 years ago
Be glad you didn’t take calculus
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
I was actually supposed to take it as a prerequisite for and Econ course
But the professor really didn’t care, and there wasnt that much calculus in the course
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
you can cancel the 3(blah blah)^2 terms
so you’re left with
.5 x^-.5 = p1/p2 square both sides
.25 x^-1 = (p1/p2)^2 multiply both sides by 4
1/x = 4(p1/p2)^2 now flip
2 = (p2/p1)^2 /4
Yeah, I knew to cancel them out and that negative exponents get flipped, I just never set them into a multiple equation problem
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
also get 0 for 13
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
one plus one plus two plus one?
or one plus two plus one plus one?
by Nigel_T on Jan 19, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I...
what?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Jan 19, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
there are no bullets left in this gun
by drothgery on Jan 19, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Jan 19, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
let me help you out
oh wait – history degree
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
I could type one hell of a story about this
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
and have detailed source citations
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
TLDR
I was told there would be no math.
You sit on a throne of lies.
by Mel Kiper, Sr. on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Ask the question.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
See above
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Checking in and out, around classes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
After reading the NYT article on Penn State Board of Trustees, I wonder how many of them will be re-elected to the position.
And the opera seat reference was funny.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 PM EST reply actions
There's a pretty big grass-roots movement among the alumni community to vote them all out.
Not that it will actually do any good, because it’s the system that needs changed. And that requires our legislature to do something right. So yeah, not gonna happen.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
The Bama teabagger has been identified.
Apparently an Auburn message board helped tremendously. Troll Eagle
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 PM EST via Android app reply actions
that disgusting story has 2 morals
1. NEVER pass out in the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger (applies both to all of Bourbon and all Krystal Burgers)
AND
2. Bama fans are a potential liability to rub their junk on anything
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
my junk has standards thank you very much
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
so you say
I’m still going to avoid it if it’s all the same to you
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
please do
this conversation got weird
I need an adult haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
War Damn Snitches
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
The investigative abilities of the internet can be scary
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
War Damn Sherlock?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
that guy openly admitted to it on twitter
so it was only a matter of time
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Did this guy have too much Bama in his pants?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
apparently so
and I believe one of his highly intelligent tweets was along the lines of
“my dad is rich so I won’t go to jail”
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
My impression of the story was that it's not Twitter guy
Or at least the same Twitter guy we’re thinking of
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't matter
Should be sent to Gitmo on general preservation of the species principles.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Recruiting costs
ACC posted already and the other conferences to follow.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 12:53 PM EST reply actions
Kansas must have let some really big fish get away.
A million dollars for men’s recruitment?
And with the women’s numbers, suddenly I understand why the ISU WBB team is turning into a tire fire as of late.
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Probably a lot of travelling involved what with them being in flyover country.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Kansas already caught the biggest fish around.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
KS money all tied up in hoops.
The Charles gets whatever change trickles through Bill Self’s fingers
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Assuming it doesn't fall on his cane.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
GT has highest per student in ACC
That golf team aint gonna recruit itself.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
loses to Augusta St in QF
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I found it interesting that
BC and Maryland, in the two highest-cost locations in the conference, spend the least in raw dollars on recruiting.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Have you watched their teams play?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
This is an outrage. Boston College's proud tradition demands more investment in recruiting elite talent. Right, Eagles fans?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I can personally tell you they do not exist
Frankly, I’ve yet to meet more than one or two people who even claim a degree from there, so I wonder if there’s some Potemkin Village deal going on
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Boston College:
Hey, that guy went here, you remember, right, the guy who threw a crazy pass against Miami!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Also Nate Gerbe
(raeg)
and David Gordon (RAEG RAEG RAEG RAEG!)
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Dammit, where is the picture to the BC fan with the funny hat?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
No, this is South Bend in summer:
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
/shanked
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
I was told to run up something and proclaim myself king, but it wasn't snow.
And no, I was not king.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
/picture induces nostalgia for Syracuse
//wait a second, it’s sunny and 60 degrees here
didn't their uniform change
and no one noticed?
I know that sounds odd to point out but if you make one change to the Bama uniform it inspires an internet meltdown
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
AH TELL YA WAAAT AYNCHANT CHEYENAS SACRED
BAHSTAN CAHLAGE IS A PROWGRIM ON THE RIYES. WE AAHLMOST BAIT NATRA DIME. MAHT RAYAN AN MAHT HAHSALBACK ARE GRAT PROWS. FARE THE AYGLE CHOWDA CHOWDA CHOWDA
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
/head collapses in on itself
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
if this jackass ever sat in front of me
I would get an usher and have him ask the man to remove his headgear
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Or borrow a lighter and set the thing on fire
to see how long it takes for him to notice.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It's a BC game, just slide over. Pretty sure there is no one else in your whole row.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 19, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
The real problem here is that Wallacewade04 is apparently at a Boston College game.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
But without tragedy, how would we know comedy?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
you never know
maybe the Alabama AD goes senile and decides to schedule BC to see how that Flutie character handles “a real mans defense!”
Maybe Boston college mistakes our school for Alabama State and signs a contract
these things happen
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Remember that time Duke football agreed to play Alabama football
That was funny as hell.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
that was actually Duke trolling Bama
we agreed to play in their stadium and the rumor is we were supposed to get a home and home with the basketball team and it never came through
we shattered their attendance records and they screwed us haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
I would jingle my keys at him, so forcefully.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 19, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So Texas only spends less than a million dollars in men's recruiting?
Where the hell is the rest of the money?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
O HAI
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Alternate post title: "Just put the money here, son."
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Tywin Longhornister
A Longhornister always gets paid
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 19, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Alternative title:
“Here, Nebraska. Have a Big XII Championship. On second thought…”
by mnHorn on Jan 19, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Here, enjoy your rec.
And this:
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ooooh.
Clicky-savey. I’ll need this later.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
I watched a 4 hour live-action hat fail on January 9th.
And all I got was a lousy teabag.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
GLITTER AIN'T FREE!
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I'm not sure about this
But I love it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Appreciate the artwork, but am lost on the use for a staircase.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 19, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
So you can take your picture in front of it!
The Co-op is full of brilliant marketing strategies.
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Just in case any of you had forgotten:
/also noted for most rec’d comment ever back when still less than 200 comments
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Heh, up to 345
And still rec’able for those who haven’t!
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
This isn't the one that asploded comments, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
I think that was ASCII Picard
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was a different, later one - could be wrong
3 more rec’s for boddagettaflyer in the last 15 minutes!
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I forget things too, so I could be wrong.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
While I love the fact that it's getting more recs every time it's posted.
It’s just not the same as when it jumped to 200+ recs the DAY it was posted. I think it had 100 inside an hour.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Truly a crazy day.
You read through that thread now and see comments with ten or fifteen recs and your eyes just gloss over them.
And fifteen was a LOT back then.
I don't even rec something that's already green unless it's abnormally good
Figure the green draws people’s attention enough
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
People who leave comments at 4 recs
are just bad, bad people.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
thassa rec
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
and comment.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd to make it green, then unrec'd.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Not anymore.
I did it with ESS EEE SEEE SPEEEED!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 19, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
The great rec/un-rec war of the 2012 off season.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
/casualties buried in mass graves
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I neither expected nor wanted to have guys fighting over me
at any point in my life.
(Apologies to the female commentariat… just playing the odds here.)
Free at last!
Found the original thread
It’s a code sequence that NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
12345?
That’s amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Jesus Christ
that is just babytown frolics.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Jan 19, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Archer rec
8 hours!!
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'm speaking entirely in Archer quotes today
I am so pathetically fan-boyishly excited.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I KNOW THE CODE.
My crumbling regime can now hold the entire blog hostage.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A WINNAR! ASCII Picard was indeed the post that asploded these here innerwebs....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
YAY CALLED IT
/posts ASCII Snoopy Dance
//asplodes comments
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
I was merely a lurker many others have joined as well
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Fall of 2010: CI with 400 comments = amazing
Winter of 2012: CI with 700 comments = standard
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
700=slow day.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Ha. Hellbeast part eleventy
Comes over here to use his printer because she’s out of paper. Proceeds to freak out on him because he used the last of the paper this morning. How irresponsible it is that he let his paper run out but ignored the fact that her apartment SHARES A PARKING LOT with Wal Mart.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions
HE USED ALL THE GLUE
ON PURPOSE!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 19, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did you point that out to her?
At this point, calling her on the rug for her BS seems to be the only enjoyment you’re gonna get out of this mess.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
One of my other roommates beat me to it.
She said she didn’t need a whole ream of it. Just two pages and thought he should have at least two pages. I’m ignoring my entire ream I have upstairs.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Shares a parking lot with Wal-Mart ...
So that’s definately in the sweet part of town then?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 19, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's fine
It’s basically campus housing without really being affiliated with the campus. It’s a pretty nice complex and the Wal-Mart is newer.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
and she doesn't even have to get dressed up....
it ain’t like she’s going to Target.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
TARGET?
You fancy.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Mrs MtnEer is, but me... not so much. I still shop K-Mart.
Target is where we ended up buying the new bedside table she wanted.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
I stopped shopping K-Mart
when I was asked to leave the Beckley K-Mart for riding one of their flat bed stocking trolleys down the dry goods aisle.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Apparently.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
initial read that as Berkley K-Mart...
… and was like what???
I've been booted from Targets in various cities for playing football with the balls out of the giant bin.
Our record was 12 seconds…a guy dove onto the conveyor of an open checkout lane to catch the first toss.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Excuse me. This ain't no Dollar Palace.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 19, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That always makes me wonder
Does she consider Wal-Mart a place that requires business casual? Or does she own clothing that’s even less dressy than sweat pants and a stained M.R. Ducks shirt?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
stop.
do not wonder these things. the truth can and will scar you.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
She needs a ream-ing
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Not in so many words
There’s a shallow ditch separating the two but my point is…she could walk out of her door and be there in 10 seconds. Instead drives all the way across town
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Craig James says:
“You need to explore this shallow ditch idea.”
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I originally read that line as "shallow bitch"
And was quite confused as to how she was separating her apartment from Walmart
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
She got 99 problems, and a ditch is one?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
my one bedroom apartment senior year shared a parking lot with a Publix
it’s annoying but getting things like toilet paper or dishwasher detergent became that much easier
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking she should not date. Now I'm thinking she should not reproduce.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
She may be the Sarah Conner of the world and have a son
A son that leads to the idea of Idiocracy becoming reality
by ItsComplicated on Jan 19, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't pay much attention to "Ace Williams" and Yuri Wright
Don’t get me wrong, as a Michigan Man, I harrumph most emphatically at the deployment of Yuri Wright’s twitter account, but other recent Michigan commitments have used the twitter machine for random comments as well.
As for Ace Williams, he’s Michigan’s version of an unconnected sophomore in college Dashiel Bennett. Chat sports markets itself as a rumor site. I can’t even take that seriously considering they don’t even know about the rumors that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
Just talked to a new coworker whose real name is Guido Jackson.
Glorious.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
What's his title?
Underboss?
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Waste Management Director.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Technician's Assistant's Aide
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
completely off topic
but wasn’t Arnold Schwarzeneggers (thank you google) cover in True Lies “computer salesman?”
and it was like “Oh my gigantic husband can’t be a spy he sells computers!”
am I the only person who remembers True Lies?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was an insurance salesman.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
was it insurance?
I’m going to google this
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
it was computer salesman
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
every time we visited family in Key West we would point out the old bridge
“that’s where they shot the bridge scene in True Lies!”
movie was so over the top
“let’s kill a single terrorist with this missile!”
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
wait wait wait wait
my bad
the terrorist was attached to the missile which launched INTO a helicopter carrying at least 4 other terrorists*
True Lies, 1994. James Cameron. Lightstrom Entertainment. Bad ass clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3Kyv_iaNs
Wait. James Cameron? Seriously?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
My dad made us fast forward through the part where she gets undressed.
Probably to protect our retinas, in retrospect.
by Attie Hat on Jan 19, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cleaner
Craig James gave 5 good references.
Allegedly.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
My goal in my career is to say "you can plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather" in a court of record.
Haven’t had the right chance to roll it out yet.
If you're nasty, I believe, is the hoped for line, here.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 19, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
The kid sitting in front of me in class is playing Dragon Quest V.
Awesome.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM EST reply actions
/slams head against desk, weeps for future
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 19, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Is that so, Wisconsin?
/imshocked.jpg
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
well there's a flaw i can see right here
you asked Alabama people a baseball question
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
hey!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
For shame, Texas
I am disappoint
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
No kidding!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 19, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
They're Brewers fans.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
YOU!
For teaching English in a foreign country, I have two friends who have done this. Let me know if you wish to contact them.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
How in the flying fuck did Minnesota vote that way? Do they not remember when HE WANTED TO CONTRACT THE FUCKING TEAM WHAT THE FLYING SHITFUCK IMPALED ON MARTHA STEWART'S DILDO ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN OF BASTARDIZED COCKS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Thanks Nick.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Forget it Mango. It's Minnesota.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that's a rage rec
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 19, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
What's wrong with Minnesota? Two words: Michele BachmaAAAAAAAAAAGH ALL THE SPIDERS
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 19, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dat dere is some pretty strong hate . . .
. . . and totally not in keeping with Minnesota Nice. I thought aboot spoutin’ off on Selig, too, but it didn’t seem like it would do much good, so I just decided to give him a nice smile and send him a case of lutefisk.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 19, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, passive-aggressive behavior. The "ice" in Minnesota Nice.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
So. Freaking. Funny.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Well, dat's different, dere.
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Fuck Selig...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this class is the tits
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM EST reply actions
TITS101?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
I believe at UNLV that's called Pole Dancing 101
Every other medical school it’s call Gynecology Specialization Class
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
With Dr. Oliver Klozaroff
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 19, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You just made me smile in Fed Tax.
The prof is looking suspicious.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
BOSS BUTTON BOSS BUTTON...DAMN IT PRESS IT NOW!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Especially funny during first day of NCAA tourney
blah blah blah Property Law blah blah blah
/buzzer beater
//10 people fist pump/swear/etc as professor talks about Rule Against Perpetuities
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That thing is so stupid
All it does is make it look like you’re working on something from 1995.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
actually, the PhD comics boss button is pretty awesome...It looks like you're reading a publication
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Quick cite a random number and say that it doesn't entirely make sense.
Its bound to be somewhere in the tax code and its bound to not make sense.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Section 4.7, 3.56, 10.91
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
No decimal points
Since it’s early in the term, your go-to response in individual tax is to say that while the policy rationale behind the provision seems unclear, it’s a departure from basic section 61 principles and the Haig-Simons definition of income.
/ describes every tax deduction and credit in the fucking Code.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/knows nothing about business classes
/will stick to chemistry
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
//makes greek fire
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
only for trolling...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You can't cite 409 until mid-semester.
Otherwise, the prof may think you have some tax background from undergrad and will start asking you way too many questions.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The only 409 I could cite would be in "Housecleaning 101."
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Boy I wish
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 19, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Ok, those of you who were helping earlier..one last time please...
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The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
42
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
by Spartan D on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hivemind.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH
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hived
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Thanks
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
No prob
Super bored between classes, so doing partial deriv problems in my head seemed like a good way to pass the time
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
There may be another one coming, have to see
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
No, that was all covered up-thread somewhere in the the Ole Miss frattire discussion.
This is the more generic #ENGINEERLIFESTYLE
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Wahoocrew, I posted another set below and if they are easy for you, could you help us out this one last time
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
I saw, but Bry got them (correctly) before I saw them
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Sir
what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
/used to know this stuff
//hasn’t done any calculus in over a decade
SCANTRON
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Partial Derivatives
You take the derivative with regards to each variable individually, treating the others as constants.
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36 DD
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Remember Jerome Simpson of the Bengals? Dude with the amazing front flip TD a couple weeks ago...
….just got indicted for felony marijuana trafficking.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Mike Brown is secretly happy
The guy is upholding team tradition AND undercutting his contract leverage.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Man knew how to get high on and off the field.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Bengals win every year
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Isn't that what all the formulas were up the thread a ways?
I was assuming you’d need advanced algebra to keep up with an NFL Fulmer Cup.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
The basic scoring is easy
What gets complicated is the endless instant replay delays while they look at surveillance camera footage.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh Pacman....
You had a boatload of talent,
Y U HAVTA B SO CRAZEE BAD?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 19, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
in reality, there's only one man who deserves this honor...
only 1 guy has consistently hired/signed the most felons / malcontents / na’erdowells in the league….
The Al Davis Cup
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Goodell, of course, will decline to punish him
If someone gets a speeding ticket though, they will get 4 games minimum.
Salutations, creatures from the void.
How are we today?
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Inert.
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Working from home.
Thus, pretty good. Had to take a couple of hours out in the middle of the day to take my kid to the airport.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Done!
And going back to bed. Life’s good.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Wahoocrew...if these are as easy as the last ones..can you please help
I promise this is the last one…we know how to do the rest
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
29.
d/dx1: x2 and x3 are constant, so this is d/dx1 (ln x1) + d/dx1 3(x2)(x3) = 1/(x1) + 0 = 1/(x1)
d/dx2: x1 and x3 are constant, so d/dx2 (ln x1) + d/dx2 3(x3) * x2 = 0 + 3(x3) * d/dx2 (x2) = 3(x3) * 1 = 3(x3)
d/dx3: x1 and x2 are constant, so d/dx3 (ln x1) + d/dx3 3(x2) * x3 = 0 + 3(x2) * d/dx3 (x3) = 3(x2) * 1 = 3(x2)
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30.
with respect to x: y and a are constant, and the derivative of a constant is 0, so d/dx 4x + d/dx 5y + d/dx a = 4 + 0 + 0 = 4
With respect to y: x and a are constant, so d/dy 4x + d/dy 5y + d/dy a = 0 + 5 + 0 = 5
(yeah, yeah, no room to show one’s work on a scantron)
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Thanks, Bry
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Seven.
Seven miles an hour.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
31.
Gah, it’s been years since I thought about the, what’s it called, oh, right, quotient rule. Um:
w.r.t. x, y is constant, so d/dx = y * d/dx (x^2)/(3x + 2) = y * [ (3x+2)(d/dx x^2) – (x^2)(d/dx (3x+2))]/(3x+2)^2
= y * [ (3x+2)(2x) – (x^2)(3)] / (3x+2)^2
= simplify that, I guess.
w.r.t. y, x is constant, so the whole (x^2)/(3x+2) part is constant, so d/dy = (x^2)/(3x+2) * d/dy y = (x^2)/(3x+2) * 1.
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quotient rule: [ho d(hi) minus hi d(ho) ] over hoho
where hi is the numerator and ho is the denominator
Oh yeah!
I’ve forgotten more math than 90% of Americans will ever know. Sad face.
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Thank god.
No one wants a math-smart America. So many of our cherished institutions would go down the drain. Things like the lottery and shady informercials would go the way of the dinosaur. The innocent, long suffering con men of this country would go hungry, and their children would starve and sob in the street. Is that what you want? Starving children?
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
#teamPeopleWithEngineeringOrScienceDegreesThatDon'tUseHardMathForWork
(and graduated more than a year or two ago)
my kinetics professor was trolling himself the other day
“i haven’t actually done a derivative in 10 years…but that might not be the same for you guys who might actually do something useful with your life though”
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Anybody else signing Minnie the Moocher in their heads
After reading that quotient rule? Just me?
/mathishard
by Old Coder on Jan 19, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you have a function composed of two functions, like f/g
Then you take the derivative of the top and multiply it by the bottom, from that you subtract the top times the derivative of the bottom, and you divide that whole thing by the bottom squared….
or ho dhi minus hi dho over hoho
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Haven't looked through yesterday's posts
so I’m not sure if this is a repost, but Squidbillies posted a free download of their album, with a lot of good music on it. Download here. Granny saying “I’ll pop out these teeth and rock your world” had me cracking up like a crazy person yesterday.
To the tweetmobile!
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