Am I the new "Nicky Santoro"? Off a few lowlifes, mail a "Bluegrass" postcard to my son, home by 8am to cook pancakes.
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To Emc:
Arable land is not that hard, at least now, to create, and the process is only getting easier.
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I’m talking about the science not the damn politics.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
let's start over
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that from "The Town"?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
That's from a webseries she did during the writers strike called "Hot Sluts"
It was pretty funny
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
okay wait I got something for this
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 19, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
bras are my favorite firewood
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Does this go here?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOD YES WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS ONE
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Because you don't read GQ?
I believe this video is from that photoshoot.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I know the photoshoot, I just never saw gifs from it
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
It is. It makes me happy.
Although I am on #teamGillian
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
#teamAnnie
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
Thankfully, I have no shot with either of them and wouldn't act on it if I did, so I don't have to choose a team
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, yes, but just because I'm never going to tackle Denard Robinson doesn't mean I don't judge defenses.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
This one is my favorite...
because of the fire in her eyes
My loyal heart avows no other.
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by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
VICTORY!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Appropriate photo is 66% appropriate
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Is that Harry Potter on the far right?
Fooling around with those TimeTwisters, or whatever they were, again.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Stop talking to us and go to your bed.
There is something better there.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Did you unstick your balls?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Son,
get your ass in there.
Now.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
And I thought I was the only one giving that advice
I GOT ACS AND SPORTSGEEK ON MY SIDE THAT MEANS I AUTOMATICALLY WIN
Sposed to be SEC
"I have an attractive person that's into me in the other room in my bed. What should I do"
“GET THE FUCK IN THERE” —-everyone
you should totally just keep posting to your internet friends about it
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Well, yes.
This is kind of a given, no?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
i would probably bust out a few dance moves, like the shopping cart or lawnmower, personally
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Stay in your own bed
And have a nice breakfast ready in the morning.
Fresh rolls or pastries, hot coffee, maybe an omlette.
Way to heart, etc.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
or, get on a plane, fly to hawaii and fix me that breakfast? it sounds delicious!
At least I have a beach.
That was our Weiner's breakfast in Munich most mornings
Weiner’s was a little nook in a small mall just around the corner from our hotel in Munich. Our German-speaking youngest (4 terms in HS) found it for us and Oh My, the cappuccino he mad, and the rolls, pastries and jams…
Funny thing (kinda) is that the proprietor was a little Asian dude. Americans go to Germany to get good breakfast fixed by Asian: what a world!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
That's my thing. Except for breakfast
If someone (a girl in my case) comes home, I’m gonna sleep in my bed. If they want the couch, it’s theirs but they’re welcome to stay in my bed.
Exception: Relatives or good girlfriends from home who date my friends.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
/flips through rule book
“In the event that a Bourbon soaked, Kentuckian named Old South is in agreement with a Midwestern gay couple, the argument is rendered moot and Old South is declared the winner”
Yep, it’s right there in the book. Nothing you can do about it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 20, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're a couple now?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Awww, sweet.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
wait wut
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How have you not seen this? Even I've seen this.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
I... didn't put two and two together.
Which is to say, I didn’t realize SG42 was referring to ACS.
Awesome.
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Ah. Yeah.
IE and I are no longer the only non-author couple.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
You haven't been for awhile.
We’ve got a VaTech couple skulking around.
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OH REALLY?
Cool.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
no shit?
who?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Cannot remember handles now.
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Girl with anime-ish icon of girl with shit-stomping boots
Who has made reference to her BF also being a commenter, but I don’t think he’s identified himself yet.
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Huh. Even I didn't know that.
Wife took one look at this place borrowing my computer and said, more or less, “Yeah, I’ll leave that to you.”
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I'll be honest, I'm trying to drag my little sister here.
Much healthier and better place than any other internet community I know.
Make sure she never finds those threads
from when she was staying with you.
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What, you think I wasn't voicing half of that right to her?
I haven’t lived here long enough to truly be Minnesota nIce.
Yahoo Answers political board FTW!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
ladyfriend doesn't know about this or about the twitter
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
So yall have a separate twitter account for EDSBS?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
i don't. but the EDSBS presence on my twitter is pretty small anyways
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
Y'ALL ARE WEIRD
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My field is a little less happy than yours.
Although I’d wager that I’m not far past you in the easy-to-find category.
Well, I don't have a field anymore anyway.
That said, I stopped pseudonyming about 12 minutes after I started working for Great Satan, just to make a point.
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Great Satan?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I try not to directly mention my former employer.
Although the observant do know already.
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I'm under the impression it was one of two Great Satans
but I can never remember whether you were at the one that no longer exists, or the one that has mutated beyond recognition and basically has only its name in common with its past.
Or I could be way off entirely.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
The latter.
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The St. Louis Cardinals?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
The fuck?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
I dont believe Ive ever emailed anyone on here ever
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
AOL lets you do that?!
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
THIS.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 20, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions
no, just one
she doesn’t know I have a twitter at all
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
ACS and SG42 are committing acts against God
No, not the gay thing, that’s fine. The whole Michigan fan – ND fan thing is wrong though.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
This is true.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
I'm tolerant of damned near anything under the sun
But I can’t say that I can approve of such a thing.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
I've only recently learnt that ACS was of that persuasion
Not that i’d have any way of knowing. This is the internet, he could be a dog.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
I thought it was pretty obvious he was a Notre Dame fan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
X
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oooh wait
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Should save this for a CI
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Obligatory
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Depends on the generation.
Worse for me, you, and Stempke. ACS I think would kill himself before dating a USC fan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Correct.
Death by mayonnaise would be preferable.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Michigan is the enemy. USC is the rival
Both are evil, one is respectable, however.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Best BGS post ever.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
I blatantly stole the "one true rival' from BGS in reference to those Godless heathens to the West
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It captured everything I feel so well.
By the way, did you see the article in the winter ed. of ND Magazine about this place and House Rock Built, etc? I think Sax linked it at some point here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Here
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
Dang it, that should be "56", not "564"
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
"Without sports, this wouldn't be disgusting."
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 20, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/throws up
//throws up
///throws up
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
What self-respecting Michigan Woman would do something like that to herself, anyway?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
well, I think you answered your own question there....
At least I have a beach.
by iris eyes on Jan 20, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not a true one.
that is not a Michigan Woman.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
So, am I still a Michigan Man if I'm dating ACS?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
No.
You have repented.
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You both need one of these
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
NEIN
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
No, no, and no.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
What, an opened Ark of the Covenant?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A brunette?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NOT BRENDAN GIBBONS APPROVED
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Where is her Bridle?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Title clicked
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
OH GOD NO HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU
NO FUCKING GERMAN PORN ON THIS SITE
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by jonfmorse on Jan 20, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
flagged
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
That can't be real
he doesn’t have a jersey or backwards hat.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Or a necklace composed of buckeye nuts on a string.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Where's his scraggly goatee?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
I HATE YOU, WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
My loyal heart avows no other.
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COTG WILL NOT BE PLEASED
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Taylor Swift lyric auto-flag
/flag goes wide right joke
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
"If it weren't for sports"
“This wouldn’t be weird.”
Wasn’t there an ad campaign like this for something a while back? I always thought they should have shown a same-sex couple just for the hell of it.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, the Michigan-OSU picture above is from that.
They’re actors, y’all. It’s not real.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
That was in fact a campaign.
It made me laugh. It was a good campaign. But this picture still disgusts me.
And NOW I see the post above
Hives are sometimes delayed.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Concurring?
Motherfucking statute says it verbatim. You best join the opinion son or we bout to have words.
Sposed to be SEC
I don't really know why they emphasize dicta as an independent thing for 1Ls
If the court wrote it, it’s the fucking law in the eyes of lawyers and judges. Maaaaaybe another court, in distinguishing its case from the one its citing, will try to dismiss it as “mere dicta,” which is petty at best. But in this day and age, the entire majority opinion is the law, and the random prognostications, unless explicitly qualified, are just as forceful as a plain statement of the holding. It wasn’t always that way, but it is now.
Sposed to be SEC
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING.
YOU’VE WON SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN!
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
DOES HE GET BOTH SOULS?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
LOLNOEZ
This is the law. There are no souls there.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
been to hell and back, i can show you vouchers
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Come.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
HAIL
to the autoworkers!
HAIL
to the circle-jerkers!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
I WILL NOT EXPLAIN HOW.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
/notrly
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
/Hums warchant
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
/HTtV loses to mid-level MAC team
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
That kid is awesome
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
I am so, so disappointed in you.
I mean, you could have met a nice Sparty or something, but no. A WOLVERINE.
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I stand on my hypocrisy.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
A SPARTAN?
At least a Wolverine can be a sugar daddy. A Spartan is worthless
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Depends upon how into leather you are.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Well, maybe you need a flag planted...
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Wasn't talking about the moon.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, assuredly.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
there is a little shrine to apollo 15 along with some moon rock in the aerospace building
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
RAEG
I have never been that angry at a sporting event
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And I've never laughed so hard when THIS happened
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Best $150 I've ever spent.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Best band road trip (reg season division)
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
I was in Japan
but that was an EPIC BGS gameday thread.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
I was sent a student comic from that Monday's observer
It was titled “What your TV saw on Saturday”
Panel one: Standard college viewing party
Panel Two: Everyone slightly bummed
Panel Three: Everyone really bummed
Panel Four: Everyone looking happier
Panel Five: Everyone spraying champagne.
Panel six: Everyone passed out.
That’s pretty accurate
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I think at least five of us were there.
I was, ACS, you, I’m pretty sure a couple of the other Spartans who show up from time to time were.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I think there may have been more of the Domers as well.
IE and I are probably the only ones who never make it to games. Gee…wonder why.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Hell of a commute for you.
I still try to get back to EL once a year, preferably on a weekend that I can see hockey as well as football. This year, that happened to be the weekend of the Wisconsin game.
I chose … wisely.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yes you did. Bravo.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not normally that lucky.
2007: Michigan game (the one where Henne got hurt for one play late in the game, Mallett came in and fumbled like he always did that year, only Mike Fucking Hart picked up the fumble and ran 30-some yards).
2008: Also Michigan game, though this one sucked infinitely less.
2009: Didn’t make the trip (had just started new job, thus had no vacation time available).
2010: Minnesota football (mercilessly boring game, we took our sweet time putting them away), hockey swept by WMU.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Quiet, you.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
lolwut?
You, go back to sleeping with the enemy
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
You should have come to our law school!
You said the campus is pretty!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
This just gets seedier and creepier.
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I took him to the Law Quad.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
/willbechampions goes to law library to study
//stares at the ceiling the entire time
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Look for me next year (maybe)
I’ll be the guy taking pulls out of a bourbon bottle in the library and muttering under my breath about bullshit evidence tests [offer also valid at list of schools to be slowly winnowed]
I've got no desire to be a lawyer
but I often think I’d like to go law school just for the opportunity to go to a different college for a little while
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
I don't think you get evidence as a 1L anywhere.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
around finals time they actually give the law students their own half of the library
separate them from the poors (not really but i just felt like saying the poors)
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
I got kicked out of the Management school at NU around their finals
Though, Kellogg is notorious for being dickish. And for urinating on dinosaurs in the Field Museum
by emc503 on Jan 20, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As long as you stay out of the Math and Comp Sci library, we're cool
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/bottom lip quivers
I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE, MAN.
IF YOUR MOTHER FOUND OUT, IT WOULD JUST KILL HER
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm pretty sure he was already unwelcome there.
Which pretty much goes for most of us here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
ACS Reputation
Ruined
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
/ACS blacklisted from South Bend
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
He has no reputation beyond his arson charges, so he's good.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
I WILL be taking bets on what happens first:
ACS gets a twitter, or ACS dons a piece of Michigan gear. LINE EM UP, GENTLEFOLK
this may have crossed a line
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
No, no.
I just want him to not hate Michigan quite so much. Or at least be happy for me when we win (unless it’s against ND).
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Mutual hate?
Mutual hate.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
I'm willing to do this for ND...
At least for bouncyhoop…
/cries because he knows his love is impure
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
You'd better.
The Orange Screeching Harpy Bitch is coming to town this weekend.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
IT IS KNOWN
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
Nick got a new nickname?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 20, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm sorry, no, I can't allow that
If you continue this line of thinking, I may have to resort to honor killing.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Don't be ridiculous.
I don’t think an ass-kicking in the Rose Bowl constitutes a good season.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it has to be in the Sugar or Fiesta.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
But, you'd be a legend at Michigan
I mean, you’re tied with Bo in terms of National Titles
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Still ½ back of Lloyd Carr, though!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Heh.
/smirks
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 20, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Um, the lyric is Tush, and honestly, aren't we all
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
This is what I thought as well.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
In fact, the name of the song is Tush
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Huh
Next you’ll be telling me it’s not, “’Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
True, my bad
but really we all rival differences probably should be put aside in the terms of “cross-breeding”
i've gotten in the habit of cutting through the law quad just for fucks
i love it at night when the reading room is all lit up.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
wow phrasing
for shits and giggles would’ve been better
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Yes it would have, ever so slightly.
Law school students are fucked enough as it is without anyone else coming into the picture.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Phrasing.
And again.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
god. damnit.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
I mean, I'm not going to judge, if that's your thing.
But the law students might.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
well, my mom keeps on mentioning how i need to work on my MRS degree, so...
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
(she's not serious fyi guys)
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
don't flatter yourself
zing!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I feel like your family needs to be the subject of the first sitcom shown on the Big Ten Network.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 20, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
should we send the youngest to indiana then?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
That's cruel.
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If that's what it takes.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
GULAG PLEASE!!! JUST NOT INDIANA
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
actually right now she is looking towads maction.
THE PLOT THICKENS
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
NOT THE TOLEDO
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
NIU?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
IOWA STATE?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Is she looking at Oakland and Wayne State also?
I feel like those are somewhat better than the in-state MAC schools.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
hmmm.. probably not.
i mean her dream is michigan state (/pukes).
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Send her down to Miami
Oxford, Ohio isn’t that far away
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
SWEEPS WEEK
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Written off the show = transfer to Purdue
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
They're too busy fucking each other.
/has friend in first year of Michigan law
//so much inter-fucking
BUT THEY ARE FUCKING IN HOGWARTS
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I recant my previous statement about redheads on the
exception of Ginny Weasly
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Earlier tonight, I said that I don't particularly care for redheads
I do think I would go for Ginny Weasly. On looks and principle
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
ginger rachel mcadams
MYAIS
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
my friends and i just watched mean girls
she is seriously so much less attractive blonde.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
yeah for real
and I’m not a fan of girls who dye their hair a lot anyways
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty much a fan of real natural girls
who don’t try to do too much. makeup, clothes, etc. If you’re pretty, you’re pretty. If you’re not, own it. You’ll be more attractive to guys if you’re confident about you’re appearance and figure out what works for you. just don’t cake on make up and dye your hair.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, this.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Holy fuck, that's funny.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
/rimshot
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
i was singing lil wayne but YES BECOME A TRUE HEATHEN
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'm fully aware of the technical reality of dicta
And how different it is from the practical application of it. It’s the genesis of how we ended up with [recent extraordinarily spidery ruling}
SCALIA, J. Dissents
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, I need to know if this is for real
Keep in mind Im very gullible
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I can't remember what chapter it is, look it up in the glossary
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Reply fail
Meant for the thing about ACS and SG42
(Im also not good at paying attention sometimes)
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
yes, it is
I at first thought it was just a meme. Turned out it was a meme that became real.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
Damn you, Al Gore.
This horrible Michigan-Notre Dame mixing is all your fault.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Interesting phrasing
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
He was talking about sending a donkey to war, I am assuming
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Or people are still recovering from the .gif explosion at the top.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i see nothing i need to recover from
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
nothing I'd like to recover from, at least
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Boo hoo
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
you seem cranky, sounds like you could use a little R&R
rum and ritalin.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's the Civil War buddy
Non of this Northern Aggression shit
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
war of yankee arrogance, is my favorite
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
"War of Southern Independence" is the best I've seen
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Second American Revolution
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Oh hi there. I'm an American and my states didn't try to revolt.
So in a completely spider-neutral sense, it’s not a very good name.
Oh, hi. I'm an American, my state and another few were American, and had a revolution
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just being difficult.
AND DONT YOU TALK ABOUT MY DICK LIKE THAT! IT’S VERY PRECISE!
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
the local bookstore in my hometown called it the second American war for Independence
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
From...the rest of America?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Nevermind what side the Brits supported until it was clear that they weren't going to win...
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
can't make shirts without no thread, yo
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
it was more, "you have to buy your cotton from us"
and they raised the price, and then the brits were all, “to hell with yall” and bought it from the Egyptians
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Egyptian cotton is also known for chocolate-covered cotton balls
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
For which I am forever thankful.
I do like my Egyptian cotton dress shirts.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Shit son
Drive 2 hours north up 17 and they’ll call you a northern sympathizer for using that yankeetalk.
Sposed to be SEC
I heard that one in beautiful Beaufort, SC
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The weird thing is, the South won the Civil War.
They still got to say they were part of the same country as the North, after all.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
a troll I had not heard before
I enjoyed it immensely. But I can’t rec it, you know, on principle.
Sposed to be SEC
Could you please call Finebaum and say this?
The fallout would be fantastic.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 20, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If anyone (Nick) wants to do so, I'm cool with it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Make it clear that you are a Big Ten fan
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
You must be from the north with all these aggressive posts.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
OFF SEASON SPEEED, PAWWLLL
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Gread new thread DressHer!
you invited all my internet friends. Good thinking!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 PM EST reply actions
Well, I am officially less old than I was before
I have just downloaded my first torrent. The complete Marvel Civil War series, it actually works really well on my Kindle Fire.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Booooooooooooooooo
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
how do you like the kindle fire?
we have the cult-y ipad, but pondering a 2nd and looking at options
At least I have a beach.
I like it, it's much smaller than the iPad and therefore more portable
It’s not nearly as versatile as the iPad though. It doesn’t have much memory and it’s not 3G. But for what I use it for, (Flash Games, books, and movies while traveling) it’s great.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Your Kindle Fire isn't 3G?
I have the old original B&W Kindle, and it’s got 3G. Are you thinking 4G perhaps?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
The Fire is not 3G, Wi-Fi only, so you need a hot spot to access the internet
There’s talk of adding it in the future but because it’s an Android device they’d have to partner with a cell phone company or offer data plans.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Kindle 3 came with a 3G+wifi or wifi only option.
They dropped the 3G from the Fire altogether.
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The reason your regular Kindle is 3G and not the fire is that it uses such little data that Amazon just picks up the tab
The fire has full internet access, can stream movies and songs and download everything from the cloud. No way Amazon foots that bill
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ah, yes
that makes sense. Been a long day, brain not working well at the moment.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
Damn sub threads
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
We moving any subthreads over here?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 PM EST reply actions
Signs point to no one wants to
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Plus, everyone's got the other thread loaded, so it's not slowing people down as much
My loyal heart avows no other.
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What thing?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
He's trying to convince people to vote for Herman Cain as a surrogate for voting for him as a surrogate for voting none of the above.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
#Teamnoneoftheabove
#TeamBrewstersMillions
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
His presidential candidacy.
It clearly isn’t meant to be serious so much as it is mean to expose spidery holes in the existing spider laws.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 20, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Well, he's officially running but only in South Carolina
Same as last election
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I saw that he was encouraging people to vote for Herman Cain
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
At least when Pat Paulsen ran for president
He only asked people to vote for him. There’s comedy, and then there’s whatever Colbert is doing.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 20, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
Don't think it's spidery to say
Colbert is a hilarious motherfucker
by bruinM on Jan 20, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, he's officially running but only in South Carolina
Same as last election
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"80% of your final grade will be a creative project of your choosing"
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:18 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Just turn that in and say you made it
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 20, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Presentation assigned last week. Due tomorrow. Prof. has samples from last semester on Blackboard
one guy in my group said, “why don’t we turn this one in, he can’t prove we didn’t do it. We’ve got the same info as they had”
Yeah, surely the professor won’t recognize a presentation he posted to his own blackboard page…
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
One of my high school Spanish teachers used Blackboard as a substitute for teaching.
Similar things were used more effectively in college.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yes, fuck Blackboard indeed.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, W. Georgia
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
gonna write a short story about a seedy relics dealer in medieval britain
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Night all.
Hope you have a good night.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 20, 2012 12:19 AM EST reply actions
all right folks,
there’s still work to be done before class tomorrow . . . by which I mean I will do it tomorrow when I wake up.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 20, 2012 12:47 AM EST reply actions
I remember when I thought Ben Howland was the best coach in America
I was fearful of the day the Lakers came and poached him. What the fuck. At least I have Archer in 5 minutes to sooth the murderous rage.
You know what sucks about being a senior?
All the girls I know fall into the following categories:
Insane beyond relief
Too much personal history
Friend zone
Engaged.
How did this happen?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 12:56 AM EST reply actions
After graduation, it all becomes better
Every girl you meet will be approachable, sane, smart, and down for immediate sex.
by bruinM on Jan 20, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
It will be no problem to meet them, either, because they'll still be going out regularly.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And she'll totally still be okay with the rail vodka special and not order top shelf margaritas when you offer to buy her a drink
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 20, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And they will stay out with you until 4:00 AM when the bars close
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
There's the rub fellas,
I’m not out looking for girls in bars. I tend to get along with them better if I meet them while doing some healthy activity. The last girl I dated I met through a friend in a Bible Study. The problem at Auburn is that the girls who are currently interested in those sorts of things tend to be married. Or we know each others’ histories about our first few years down here.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Grocery Store.
Produce section
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
To do list:
locate grocery store
eat lunch
eat dinner
repeat
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
Aaah, Club Publix.
Doesn’t work as well when you no longer live in a city wher one out of five people is a college student.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Who says they have to be a college student?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
They don't have to be.
Much better odds if they are, however.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
What a coincidence.
We have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
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If it makes you feel better
Friend zone wall became pretty permeable senior year (and in the couple years since)
I know all of those words you just wrote, but I can't comprehend the way you've organized them together
Meeting girls at Bible Study…. A) people actually go to Bible Study? I thought that was a think lazy writers make up when they need a character to make a terrible alibi. B) You are clearly looking for a different class of women than 22 year old me.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yes, this.
Unless you can do lines off the ass of a stripper at Bible Study.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
I have done coke, and I've hooked up with strippers
WHY DID I NEVER THINK TO DO THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Because you are not 8-BALL
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, bouncing at the gentleman's club led to a couple of wonderfully decadent mornings.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, you too?
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Yeah, me too. Up top, bro!
/Gets shot of penicillin after receiving high five.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Man, that's harsh.
It’s been almost 20 years. If I needed penicillin, I’d be in big trouble.
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/just gives stempke a blank look
Man.
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Eh, judging by the way my body reacted to that wonderful white powder
I don’t think my performance would have been up to par.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That reminds me kids: Don't do crack
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
The way my body reacts to it is basically I want more, right the fuck away.
/Buys 8 ball at 5:30, planning to stretch it through the weekend.
//Is looking to score some more at 9:15
It’s been 6 or so years since I’ve really even dabbled in it, but I still get the serious cravings from time to time.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
That seems extreme.
Usually it takes about 6 hours of serious vacuuming before that happens to me.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
I'm totally using this as an excuse next time IE asks me to vacuum the carpets.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
The only way you find your capabilities is testing them.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
I think I'm comfortable not finding that one.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
likewise
with my personality. I’d end up vaccumming every square foot of this town. and then yelling unforgivable things to my friends.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
Yep, that's about it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
22 year old me is looking for a different class of women than 18/19/20 year old me did
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
Just ignore all the heathens (even if they're nice heathens)
Let people know you’re looking, and they’ll help you out. sometimes too much. It’s easiest to find someone who likes the same things at you when you’re DOING the things you like to do. Some may be taken, some will not be.
At least I have a beach.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I’M NOT NICE AND I’LL HAVE YOU NOT SPREADING VICIOUS LIES
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
WHY DO YOU THINK I MEANT YOU. YOU HAVE TATTOOS AND A ROTTWEILER AND RIDE
A MOTORCYCLE, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE A NICE PERSON??
At least I have a beach.
/Ed Hardy Hello Kitty goes here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
I'm going tribal armband
And changing my name to Chad
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
For years, I've pondered what I would get as a tattoo if I ever did. Now, I know.
I’m totally getting Carol half-naked and sniffing rubber cement.
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Wait -- BOWSER WITH SHADES ON PLAYIN A DOUBLE NECKED GUITAR WITH NOTES COMIN OUT SURFIN IN FRONT OF A POT LEAF IN FRONT OF A CROSS
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
Welp, gotta roll finally
Got two kids (if a 19-and-21-year-old can be considered “kids” (they are!)) with eight wisdom teeth removed between them, and I’m on the night shift for pain medication and general supervision. Still, I need to get some rest.
See y’all tomorrow.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 12:59 AM EST reply actions
my dad took care of me and my brother when we got ours out at the same time.
he said it was the funniest thing he’d seen in years
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
well, that's no fair! no one helped me out when I had mine removed!
Except my roommate, who laughed at me because I couldn’t feel the milkshake drip down my chin until it reached my neck.
At least I have a beach.
Sleepy time.
Hope the heat/hot water repairs that were supposed to end at 8 PM are done in the morning, because seriously.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Very nice.
I love Krieger’s replacement van.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Alright, bed time for me
So I leave you with this “40 People Who think Google’s Facebook page is a search engine.”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
signs of punctured lung
you maybe should ask a doctor at the hospital about that.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
NO I WANT THE INTERNET TO DIAGNOSE ME
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MAYBE IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL I WOULD HATE TO GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE ALL THAT WAY FOR NOTHING
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
i took a few classes premed kids take so i'm pretty much a doctor. ask me anything.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
I've taken trauma-focused first responder to an IED blast classes.
I can diagnose your cancer.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
According to WebMD I either have a basic flu or ebola. It's probably ebola
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i always end up with colon cancer
when I use WebMD
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, it's definitely ebola.
You should drink lots of bloody marys and some B-12, see if you can ride it out.
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I wonder if there's an online pregnancy test?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
I am not fucking with you.
Girl here in the neighborhood actually asked my daughter if there was one.
I’m serious.
I am not making it up.
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pretty sure those finger scanners some laptops have can sense it
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S BLUE
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
If the mountains turn blue, congrats, ITS A BOY!
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Telling friend about WSU flag at gameday.
that is so random
this is crazy erik coming out
it’s retaraded
I DO NOT EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND
That didn't come out very well.
She’s a female engineer whose undergrad was MIT. I don’t really expect her to understand the stupidmagic that is college athletics. Statistics are just strongly against her.
I’m not of sound mind so precise typing on my part should be mocked or avoided.
the fact that she converses like that totally goes against everything big bang theory taught me about incredibly intelligent people
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
What, that they avoid the Big Bang Theory like it's a carton of plague-bearing cobras?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
i'm making fun of it.
my roommates like it and i seriously can’t get passed how stupid it is. LOL HE’S SO NERDY LOOK AT HIS NERDY DATE THE BLONDE GIRL IS NORMAL SHE MUST GET AROUND WITH A LOT OF MEN!!!!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
MAYBE I COULD CREATE A GUI INTERFACE USING VISUAL BASIC
MULTISYLLABIC WHARGARBLE
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
Visual Basic? Blech.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Supposedly an actual quote from a CSI-esque show I think
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
LOL, old people know nothing about computers.
Wait, I know nothing about computers.
/Is secretly old.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Some of us "old people" were using computers
before your mothers hooked up with your dads at frat parties, then never saw them again.
I got the tail-end of paper tape here, with a solid grounding in punch cards. What say the other elders?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Tried it once, on a friend's recommendation.
Immediately revised my opinion of her downwards about 35% after watching it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
retaraded. that's special.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
If loving college football makes me crazy, then call me crazy, dammit.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
RANDOM LOLOLZ
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
OT: We should have a Maxine of Arc, Herman the Kid, or Dennis Freud join the Commentariat.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
Also Dave Beethoven and....Abraham Lincoln
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N, not K
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
I know how to spell Lincoln
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
NOOOOoooo, WE okaaaay
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your husband reads this website too, you know
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 20, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
That's very hip, IE.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Her husband has a date too.
:)
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
YAY FOR BABY SITTERS!!!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions
YOU GUYS ARE SO HIP AND PROGRESSIVE
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And since our baby sitter finally got her driver's license...
we don’t have to drive her home anymore, so we might actually be able to….gasp…have a drink!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 20, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
Go, giant batch of cream of wild rice soup!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 20, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
It is a shitty feeling to realize you can't do as many pushups as you could a couple months ago
I blame this goddamn 6 week cold
Just realized I have the same shirt as Raleigh Pike from the fourth episode of Season 1 of Justified
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 20, 2012 2:00 AM EST reply actions
And I'm back
When down to check on the wisdom teeth patients and deliver the 0500 pain med, and they were both chipper and hungry. Fixed some scrambled eggs with soft bread and some OJ, and when I took it down they were both gaming again. Not much swelling, either.
Might be a short recovery.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 20, 2012 5:34 AM EST reply actions
that sounds promising! when i got mine out i just took a long nap. i went to a tigers game later that night and looked mostly normal.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 20, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
Depending on which season this was . . .
. . . the Tigers game may have been more painful than the tooth extraction.
(I had mine out over spring break my senior year of college. Really exciting, eh? The only good thing about it was that my appointment was on March 18th, so the Old Bobcat brought home a six-pack of Guinness the night before so I could start “self-anesthesizing.”)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I got mine pulled the day of the 2008 ND-USC game
Getting our clocks cleaned on national television? WOO, DON’T REALLY CARE!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 20, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
You're now giving me an idea . . .
. . . about how to manage through the rest of Miami’s basketball season.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I was pretty much non-functional for about two-three days.
Don’t let them tell you drugs are bad, kids.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 21, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Hunjover
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 21, 2012 11:47 AM EST reply actions
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