STEVE SPURRIER SAYS TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, SON
by Spencer Hall on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM EST
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Sit up straight. Ain't having anyone at the University of South Carolina without proper posture. Gotta stand up for yourself even when you're sittin' down. I stand up to do my business, too. Works better that way, long as you get a good deep squat at the same time. A real champion gets one in there without a splash. Silent as an Olympic diver from the high platform when you do it right.
Take your shirt off. We don't want any sloppy fatties coming in here and slopfattin' the place up with their fatslopness. Naw, don't fight it. You're gonna have to be honest with us here. Trust is an important part of a coaching staff. I told Bob Stoops when I interviewed him for the job back in '96, "If you want this job, you'll get this kidney on ice to Muriel Landry in Atlanta in under six hours." Damned if he didn't do it, too, even though the kidney was really a pig's kidney, and Muriel is a Rottweiler who belongs to my close personal friend Pepper Rogers. At least I hope it was a pig's kidney. I don't dwell too much on the past.
Now, let's see what we got here. Not bad. You're reasonably trim. Sure, your chest is a little droopy. Appears you've got some bear baiters goin on the sides there. Some people call 'em love handles. We called 'em that in East Tennessee growing up. When I played for the 49ers I used that term and everyone laughed. Never figured that out.
No smokers, either. I trust you, but I gotta verify. Open your mouth, now. Gotta check the teeth. WOW. It's damned immaculate in there. Nicest teeth I seen since Jon Hoke's. Never even looked at his resume, by the way. Last time I hire a man based on solid biscuspids and flawless molars.
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In his “perm” stage.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 18, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
If he actually gets sued over this.
I will have lost the tiny little bit of faith I still had in humanity.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions
Spencer, are you officially endorsing the banquet beer as a workout supplement?
Or should I read this merely as the OBC’s endorcement?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
or endorsement, in a world in which I spell goods
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
Obligatory:
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions 19 recs
It took me a second to actually figure out the relevance in this picture.
Wow that’s funny.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
The awesomeness from this redeems the fact that it draws upon Episode 2
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
So what you're saying is...
…you didn’t appreciate seeing CGI Yoda have a seizure while holding a lightsaber? Surely you jest!
What?
You mean the part when George Lucas took a big dump on Yoda’s entire message as a character, which meant that even the humblest could have an impact without relying on brute force (hey, kinda the whole meaning of the Jedi code or whatever) by having do this video game fight?
/endnerdrant
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
With the exceptions of Palpatine and possibly Obi-Wan
the entire prequel trilogy shits all over everyone’s characters.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Obi-Wan in the prequels is not really a guy I can identify with
He didn’t get totally screwed, but it wasn’t really a positive portrayal either.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Well, by "shits all over,"
I mean either “this makes no sense in the context of the original trilogy” or “this character is useless.”
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
As I recall (and I haven't seen them in a while)
he’s very much a man thrust into a situation he doesn’t fully grasp or want to be in.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Right
Which doesn’t really make sense from what we know of him in Episode IV. Going back to ACS’s point, the Plinkett reviews made a great point that Qui-Gonn Jinn was especially worthless as a character, and basically everything except the dying part could have been done by Obi-Wan.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Was his inclusion as a character basically just a way for Lucas to squeeze Liam Neeson into the movie?
And in so doing, legitimate the prequels as serious films? If so, failure on all counts, Mr. Lucas.
But why don't Owen and Beru recognize them?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Blue milk yo.
Shit fucks you up.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Right, exactly
Unless they got their memories wiped too-HURR DURR LUCAS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
R2 units probably all look alike
And it’s not like they had a lot of interaction with the droids in the prequels. C3PO kept changing colour and was a pretty common model too.
/No I am not defending Lucas
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
But Anakin built him at their house!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
No
he built them as a slave before he left and his mother was sold and remarried
by Dawg from Canton on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Also, how is C3PO an original creation of Anakin
Yet entirely identical to every other protocol droid?
/spends next 10 hours considering every continuity issue
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hey Leia, do you remember our mother?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Either that or being a princess lets you remember your mother from birth
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Or Carrie Fisher was bombed during the filming of that scene
and Lucas just went with it.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But his midichloridian count is off the charts!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Came back to say that.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Midi-whatsit-now?
I thought Midis were obsolete audio files. What’s this nonsense you’re spewing?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Instead of the force being some cool metaphysical power you get by being devoted to your craft and becoming one with it.
It’s AIDS
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care to consort with those of the robit race.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
The same way as Apple 1 was an original but not
Build it off of a kit/instructions, make some modifications or improvements. Aesthetically identical machine, but unique to the creator.
Also, he didn’t build R2
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Lucas publishes threeve more Star Wars novels to explain away this problem
//makes a gazillion more dollars off them
Lucas actually said that Red Tails is his last "blockbuster"
He says he’s going back to art house films because he’s sick of fans criticizing him.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
HOWDYA LIKE THAT, MISTER PUBLIC?!?!
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He'd rather have snobby art house critics criticize him?
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It's less people.
Probably less volume.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently
I didn’t say it was a good idea.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Who do you think is a harsher critic?
An Art House snob or;
A born-and-raised Star Wars geek?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
At least with the snobby types, he can claim they just "don't get it"
Stars Wars fanboys “get it” a little too much.
And that is the first time that sentence has ever been uttered.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I have some serious doubts that he can recreate something like American Graffiti
And I’ll hive the comment that we’re not nearly as bad as the film critics will be.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
/makes a grioolion new inadvertent plot holes for nerds to argue about in the process
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
It shouldn't be surprising that Palpatine, R2D2, and C3PO were the only characters played by the same actors throughout all the movies
They did make R2D2 a little fancier than he really needed to be, but they generally escaped the crapification of the prequels.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
The Rifftrax take on R2 fighting the other droids is hysterical.
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"Why does the queen need to congratulate a robot?"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Have you SEEN all the functions that thing has?
Might have been very useful for the queen.
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Oh, I don't know.
Apparently those super-advanced robots lead to a higher childbirth mortality rate than Angola.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Just going to say there was no uprising of the machines a la the Terminator in the Star Wars universe
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
/IG88 bangs fist in frustration.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yeah purpose-built attack droids don't count when controlled by another person.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and it seems like they had a worse deal than Skynet did
Speaking of which, how does Jabba the Hut have a robot torture chamber? Does that even make sense?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
They inject a lot of twos.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't someone build an analog computer that used water?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
The Greeks?
The Poles also built something strange in 1938-39 to try to crack the Enigma machine.
/hits ‘summon MikeLew’ button repeatedly
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Found it
MONIAC, built by a Briton. The Polish computer was impressive but all mechanical, I think
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea what that is...
but I shall do some research
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Wasn't Babbage's Difference Engine steam-powered?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I think so, but it and the analytical machine never were operational I thought.
AND WIKIPEDIA IS ON A BLACKOUT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
/hits Esc very quickly
//too lazy to make JavaScript exceptions
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Does ESC actually do anything anymore?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Well it halts the Javascript that pulls up the blackout
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
IT WORKS
Unless they ended the blackout.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
It was intentional functionality.
The goal was to ensure that everyone saw the message, not to make Wikipedia entirely inaccessible.
It’s right on the page.
Reply fail meant for Mango Stasi
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
My skinny-ass, non-smoking self must be an outlier
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
not the only one?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
I thought chloe was smoking in a different sense...
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Smoker?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually wouldn't think that big a proportion of the commentariat is smoker
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Depends on how desperate he is for recs.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 18, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
CFB fans are better educated than the general population, and I suspect commentariat is more educated than random sample of CFB fans. Smokers are less educated than the general population. Ergo, commentariat has lower % of smokers than general population.
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by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Unless we're talking cigar smokers
Because there’s totally a few of us in here who partake in those.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm more of a pipe man myself.
Pipe tobacco and bourbon just go so well together.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I've got a few pipes.
I enjoy them on occasion as well. Mostly they just all sit on the rack and look cool when people walk in and see them.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
all the big green eggs
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
/looks for 'Crack Smoker' T-shirt
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Do I see on his head
or
This shit matters.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 18, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions
What is Charlie Weis stuck in the mouth of an active volcano, Alex?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Proud to green.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
So Oklahoma's defensive coordinator is going to Clemson?
Interesting
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
soon, but not yet
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
between him and mike, i'm happy.
Imma miss Brent though
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
OH and brent more likely to move up to HC faster there too.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
You mean he had a chance to do it at OU?
Frightening for sooner fans
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
/looks around at history graduate program acceptance rates and typical student profiles
//kills self
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I don't know what's funnier, the fact that professional news services got scooped by Notre Dame's student paper on the Gunner Kiel news
Or this twitter feed of all the people freaking out about Wikipedia.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Writing 'lick heer 4 ranch'
over an electrical outlet was banned by the Indiana legislature last year after 20 deaths.
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bizarely enough insert keys here for free treadmill was left untouched
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is the other one for secks?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Once again,
thank you, Atlanta Braves. I am forever in your debt.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
it's not like wikipedia had a link explaining they are blacked out, or anything, from the main page.
that would’ve been really helpful to these kids.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 18, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Do. Not. Get. Me. Started.
When I rule the world, there will be one crime which requires immediate sterilization upon first offense, execution on the second.
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Just one?
You are a benevolent dictator.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We won't bother with sterilization for the others.
Seriously, when you try to do something and are met with a message explaining why you cannot, and then react in such a manner as to make it obvious you’re too stupid to read the message which contains the answer to your question, it’s time to remove you from the gene pool.
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/some obscure name is trending on twitter
//over half of the tweets are “OMG WHO IS ______”
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 18, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
Asking a question which a google search would answer on the first hit =
removal of internet privileges.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 18, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So apparently Toomer's Corner has to completely renovated because of Updyke
It’s not just pulling the trees out but getting rid of the soil, if it’s contaminated.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions
I don't mean to sound derogatory, but this is news why?
Of course the soil would potentially need to be replaced depending on how far reaching the toxins are and at what levels.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
My impression is that they'll have to tear up that entire plaza
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
well, if they watered and it seeped then yes probably.
again depending on levels. its all a matter of intensity and contact with it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
So I've decided to keep in the spirit of things
Hellbeast is SOPA and I will protest her presence with a black out as well
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 6:07 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
a black out of what exactly?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
All. The. Booze
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
ohhhhhhhhhhh i'm slow.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
How do you blackout booze?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 18, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
I don't particularly care for rum.
Would Kraken help sway me?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
I have not had Kraken and want to know if it would be a sound investment.
If they even sell it in NY
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'm sure they sell it in New York
It’s also not that expensive
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm if it's any good I may check it out.
Difference from you standard non-spiced rums?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it's spiced, but it's at a higher proof and more flavorful
Also it’s extremely dark
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
May get a small bottle to try it out sometime.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
a 750 is around $20.
a 1.75 is around $30.
at least in Ablamma. Maffs, they hurt,
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions
No, it wouldn't
I’m not one for rum, outside of Zacapa. That’s the only one that I’ve had that I can stomach. Everything else is just too damned sweet for me.
Nadolig Hapus
I used to drink a lot of rum
But just went off of it for some reason. I moved to more bitter flavours and liquors, Campari mixes and what not. Haven’t been able to drink rum since.
I’m oddly OK with this.
Nadolig Hapus
You could just throw things at her
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
Challenge her to a game of beer die.
Profit.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
A wonderous drinking game, full of fun.
I explained it here – you have to wait for the thread to load a bit, as it’s going directly to the comment.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
1. Find a friend.
2. Throw dice at full cups of beer.
3. Repeat until blackout.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure we want PiTS drinking around her.
Well, I mean, we do, but he could easily commit crimes and that would be bad for him.
From what I've heard
no jury would convict him.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
The EDSBS team would do it pro bono, right?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
But it would give you the satisfaction of doing something positive for a change
Can you really measure that value?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
No, and neither can the U.S. Department of Education. They prefer cash.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
"Prefer" = My, what nice kneecaps you have.
Be a shame if something happened to them.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
???
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/tries to stand, tears ACL again
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
/Overcomes difficulty and makes the NCAA tournament
//Loses in the first round
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
tears mcl getting into cart of the field
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Ooooohhhh, I just thought of something to do with hellbeast, Pain in the Sash
Sit across from each other at a table, place a gun in between you two and count to 10….
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot
You’ll need an Ice pick for this game
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
You really might also want to make sure there's a tablecloth.
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And just be sure that the gun is loaded
And I hope you have good reflexes
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Point of clarification:
Is SOPA spidery? Do we all agree on it?
If so, this is an exception and not a precident.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Also
Will it become necessary to protest by trolling our own government?
Could this be as hilarious as I think it could be?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Re-route all government websites to NDNation?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
CONSTRUCTED FROM THE THREE TIERS
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/They are all banned
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/PhD students find MGoBlog
//realize their dissertations are 1/3 length of the standard post.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hyperbolocracy.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Jeb Kerman is president
//where inflation is always greater than a factor of 1
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
At least the national mood would always be jaunty, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We would use the gravity of national tragedies to slingshot into the future
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
33% jaunty
the rest full of pantscrapping terror or cautious optimism, depending on the situation.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Perhaps going to town hall meetings and asking them how magnets work?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hockey Wilderness (The Minnesota Wild SBN site) has a pretty good, not-so-subtle protest up today.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Matt Lauer was interviewing the PR director for Google today and made a point to interrupt her answer to that question by saying "I must point out that our parent company, Comcast, has been very supportive of this bill"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Mitt the Ripper video would go well here, but will lead to spiders.
Though if one wanted to go outside the confines of our 99.9% political free zone and watch it, more power to you.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Appropriate journalistic conflict-of-interest disclaimer; odd timing.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Why is Man vs. Food so fucking awesome to watch?
Especially while eating yourself
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Double-jointed, eh?
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Sir, Clemson fucks goats
You have this wrong
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
I represent that remark.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 18, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
We sure do a lot of fucking
Formerly never_go_full_dabo
by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 18, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Paaawwwllll, Champiunship!
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
/Joe Simpson falls through ceiling
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
That's one letter from being something a TAMU fan would buy.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
The "low-hanging fruit" joke about War Horse among my company
Was that War Horse was billed as a romance in College Station
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Is the War Horse movie based on the War Horse Broadway play?
Because I kind of wanted to see the play, just to see the crazy robotic horses.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Uh, not sure, but there aren't any robotic horses in the movie
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I should clarify, the robotic horses in the play were meant to represent actual horses but you can't exactly bring live horses on stage in a crowded theater
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Was this play about a horse in WWI?
If so, then yeah
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. It was about Sarah Jessica Parker getting drafted.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Ms. Ed
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 AM EST up reply actions
It was, and a quick Google search implies they are both based on a novel
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, in continuing the days' theme...
let me check Wikipedia for tha… Furk.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Also, to the point that you can't bring horses onto a stage
I saw an opera that included a random horse going across the stage
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
A sure sign George Lucas was not involved.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The Robits are taking over
Seriously though, these things look impressive, if not all that realistic
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, technically there are robotic horses in the movie.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
arn skillet bacon
there aint much better.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 AM EST up reply actions
I need someone to tell me that post graduate life will be totally OK
I don’t care if you’re lying.
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You'll find new and exciting things to yell and scream about.
It’ll do.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Nothing to worry about, man.
From what I can tell from your posts, you’re an intelligent guy. Smarts can take you far in this life.
/is 24, so perhaps doesn’t have that much worldly perspective.
/rips hair out
//WHY DO ALL JOB POSTINGS REQUIRE YOU TO HAVE A YEAR EXPERIENCE? HOW IS THIS ENTRY LEVEL?
///OH MY GOD ALL OF THE DEBT
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to the recession
Where often, they won’t hire you if you’re unemployed.
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What if your just underemployed
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
/holds self in fetal position, rocks back and forth in the corner
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
You are slacking on the movie tournament
I demand to know who wins between seabiscuit and the natural
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
This.
My best advice is to find a volunteer position after graduation, so you don’t have a major hole in your resume.
Ideally volunteer as a place you would one day like to work (if applicable), since they often hire people with experience at the organization.
I'm gonna try for a Slate summer internship
Even though I have done no culture writing because culture blogs are hard to find/write for since they’re rarely multiple person enterprises.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Slate?
I have feelings about them, albeit spidery, but simply as a writer it’d be a good place to get experience.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
That's cool.
As awful as it might seem to take an unpaid internship after racking up all that debt, you’ll probably be better served in the long run.
And try to grab a 20-hour week coffee shop job on the nights/weekends, so you can pay off interest, etc.
Yup, this.
Also, I would still apply to places that wanted experience anyway. It’s not the worst idea – got a couple of callbacks at least before I got my current offer.
It’s worth talking to a bunch of temp agencies, too, if you just need something.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
20 hours at Starbucks qualifies for benefits
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by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Have you sent in an application to Grantland?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
If you want to write, strange as this sounds:
find a small town with a paper and a job opening. They’re still out there. You get experience, you’re working and it will teach you the lessons you need to know for later.
/started as a part-timer at a weekly newspaper, ended up an award-winner at a daily
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
"News-paper?"
What is this of which you speak?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
The small dailies and weeklies will survive.
TV and the Internet aren’t going to cover school board meetings every month.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
People in small towns love their local sports/pictures/other news as well as letters to the editors
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I think they'll only survive if people keep buying ads.
And with Craigslist and such, I think that fewer people will do so. But I hope I’m wrong.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We live in a world
where I can still walk down to the corner and grab a FREE copy of the Big Nickel which is 48 pages of nothing but ads.
They’re not dying.
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The idea of owning a chain of them will go away.
But they’ll go back to being locally owned and operated.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
I generally agree
The only problem is if online advertising revenue will be enough. You are correct in that someone’s got to publish obituaries and coupons.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Sun-Times readers would like to voice their agreem--
Guys?
Guys?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Seconded.
I’ve heard this from one of my writer friends, too.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
It's like baseball.
You take your cuts in rookie ball, try to keep moving up and it’ll probably become clear at some point whether or not you’re destined to reach the majors.
I was somewhere in AA or AAA when I decided to cut bait for law school.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
I want to do freaking anything that will get me a decent paycheck
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Shale gas firms in NoDak are hiring
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Again, if you're serious about writing
find somewhere you can go practice. Check state press association job banks, check Journalism Jobs, be willing to move.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Well, right now I've basically been using SBNation for practice
With the stuff over at CFC
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
NO!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
BLACKOUT THE SKY
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
It messes with my head that CFC is the abbreviation for the Spurs...
because I always want to replace CFC with Chelski
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
*Spurs blog*
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have the same response
“Fucking Chelski blog.”
True story- a buddy of mine punched a Chelski fan at a wedding for no reason other than he admitted to being a Chelski fan.
Having to crank out three or four pieces on deadline
just to get the paper out the door is nothing like that. It’s good to have something you can do like that, but good writing is honed every day.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
And this is what happens when I try to write while distracted.
It’s good to have something like SBN, but it’s not enough if you really want to write.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ayup.
I can see my writing improving, but I have too much going on to spend every day to devote time to writing every day. It’s good to keep at it if you have the time, though.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Not having written for SBN
I don’t know how involved the editing process is, but the thing that makes you a better writer is going through editing, having to defend your word choice and phrasing and finding your grammatical crutches so you can get off them.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
i.e., the errant pedantry up with which we will not put.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Depends on the site, if I had to guess.
Pretty sure mothership rolls through an editor, but most of the stuff I do is largely unedited unless I do it myself.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
And see, that's the problem with blogs.
There’s not an editorial structure to help the writers get better.
Admittedly, copy editors are an endangered species today, but they serve a purpose.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Capturing the Dickensian aspect?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's an over-populated newsroom.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
It's still good to have, especially since everything asks for samples
And I’m not graduating for another 2 years, and have no car, so doing some of the newspaper work you’re talking about is out of my reach.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
True, part of it is post-graduation type stuff
but you have to start thinking now if you want to make it later.
I’m willing to answer any questions you might have, if you’re interested.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know, I really don't have a set path I want to go after when I graduate
And really don’t want to pigeon hole myself into a path. I don’t know, I just seem to not have any idea where to find a resource to research entry level jobs (at least 30-40k starting) that take college graduates, or fuck, and intern-to-job program.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Talk to Fearless Leader . . .
. . . about how to dick around in Asia for a year or two teaching English. That will earn you enough money to do some traveling while you get some time to think about what you want to do next.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I have friends who did this
one in Korea, the other in Thailand. Let me know if you want me to put you in contact with them.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'd be happy to have an editor.
I recognize some of my crutches, but I’m still not sure how to deal with them.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Try to be cognizant of when you're using one
and reword the sentence to eliminate it. Figure out how.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
/Alshon disqualified for WR coach
//splits giant sandwich with Clowney
by Great Caesar's Ghost on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions
Given OBC's exacting standards
Not sure if he wants someone nicknamed “Doo Doo,” especially if it reflects upon his personal hygiene.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
[FUI joke goes here.]
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair
The recruit was from Vietnam
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
in fairness that is like a 3 hour drive
and they just announced they were cutting the state funding for higher education by 12.5% today so the timing is perfect.
Where would I go if I wanted to find free, quick information of about the Wikipedia Blackout of 2012 or SOPA?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
No I was being half-serious
But what if there was already an article about it on Wikipedia, but we couldnt read it because it was censored?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
wiki didn't black out SOPA and PIPA
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
How do we feel here about Coach [Redacted]'s wikipedia page actually being redacted today?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Give it a few hours and Wikipedia will have an article about it
Come on, SVP, what if ESPN found out you were doing your research here?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Title.
Credit to Hoover Street Rag.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
I just read that Justin Taylor backed out of the Pragmatic Sanction of 2012
Since Tahd fans considered a napkin promise as binding as blood-ties, are they now going to hound him for violating the sacred contract of the Saban?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Napkin? What the hell?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I don't think there's any actual proof that it was signed on a napkin
But it carried about as much weight as signing a piece of “paper” does.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Nice, but why'd you use the Atlanta Braves A
?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Can't tell if this is a thatsthejoke.jpg
Braves A has no tail at the top.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
I find that the best trolling
Is when no one can be quite sure if you’re truly trolling
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Good trolling?
But if it’s serious, that is the Alabama A (you can tell by the tail at the top)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
So many times, I'll think ah, another braves fan when I see this on a hat.
Then I am sad when I see the tail.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Lies
Unless ‘bama signed it with an X, I don’t buy this.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
just remember this for next year ya'll
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions
Image broked'd
Also, you are in violation of the “No Ya’ll” EDSBS statute. Y’all only, please
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
oh shits.
and it’s not broken for me
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Oh crap nevermind.
Bad boy
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
done
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think we should be talking about this
I mean, state of South Carolina, asking to see one’s teeth. I always pictured Gene Stallings and Pat Dye leading the slave auction, not Coach Spurrier. Show me your teeth.
by yourgatoroverlord on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions
It's a legitimate question in WfVA
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Currently watching MST3K- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies!
Don’t even really care I may not finish my work before the morning.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions
On an unrelate note, Karnak the Magnificent says:
the 2012 version of the House Rock Built puppets will feature blond Gunner Kiel and green-haired Everett Golson.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
How is it that the Blackhawks are both incredibly talented and incredibly dirty?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I dunno, but I'm glad there's hockey on my TV
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Bitchtastic nuveau-riche entitlement?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
An original six team is "new money" now?
Silly Blues fan. I dislike the ‘Hawks, but they’ve been annoying for a very long time
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Also, I do like the Hawks, but they've been really bitchy lately
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The success and the current players, not the organization itself.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
HEY
If you can’t beat the shit out of a cabby for a few bucks in change in your hometown, then I’m moving to Mexico.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Precisely.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know if you'll like Mexico
There are a lot of Mexicans there
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
New in the sense that Bill Wirtz is finally dead, maybe?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I dunno, considering Carcillo is out for the year with a Purdue special.
/celebration ensues at fortress saxattack
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Kaleta is arguably douchier than Carcillo
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Arguably?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
The argument against Kaleta would be that Carcillo knows exactly what he's doing
Kaleta is dirty by way of incompetence. Willful douchey-ness should outweigh accidental twat-ish behavior.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I wish I had saved the link to the 'Carbomb Carcillo' picture
from his time in Philadelphia.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/aims hit at Tomas Kopecky
//obliterates teammate by mistake
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
LIES!
/hires John Scott to beat up stempke
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm fine with that
I couldn’t stand him in Philly, was upset he ended up on our team, and am glad he won’t be playing the rest of the way.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
He was originally in the Pens system
Traded I believe in the Gary Roberts deal. I’m pretty sure the most noteworthy thing he’s done in his career was start a fight with Max Talbot in the playoffs with the Flyers up 3-0. It led to a) the Pens waking the fuck up and winning the game (and the series, and eventually the sacred chalice of Lord Stanley), and this quite awesome picture:
Isn't playoff fighting a no-no?
for pretty much that exact reason?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
You're only "supposed" to do it at the end of game in which you're getting your ass kicked
To “swing the momentum”
God, hockey fighting is stupid.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"A third of your grade will be class participation."
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Good or bad reaction? I cannot tell
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Now is this "A for showing up" or "A for serious class contribution"?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously.
This is a biiiiiiig difference.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Show up and argue a couple motions.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Your honor, I move that the prosecutor shut the fuck up as established in ACS vs Hangover, 2012
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
going through the motions?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Counterclockwise circles
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
He's getting smarter
Told her he wanted the bed to himself tonight. and she left
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions
withholding money:
it’s not just for parents with spoiled children anymore!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
This... this could be good for you
Maybe she’ll get fed up, eventually. How much longer until you win?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Something tells me you're an American Spirits kind of guy.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
How'd you know
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
American Spirits, while enjoyed by hipsters are not a hipster exclusive brand like Cloves
They’re more for the type of person who likes to be non-conformist in small but noticeable ways
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I don't know, since the smoking ban went in last year, I haven't paid much attention to cigarette laws
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Flavored cigarettes in general
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Tottenham fans?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Big East is too mainstream now
true non-Conformists branch out all along the Atlantic Coast.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Atlantic ten, Patriot League, or CAA?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
America East is for the real hipsters
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Go Binghamton Bearcats!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, they got a bit too mainstream when Jay Wright was coaching Hofstra
It’s all about the MAAC and NEC these days
Twitter: RyanMcD29
They smoke longer than Red 100's and taste better
Not trying to be non-conformist I just like what I like.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
What if apple Jack flavored cigarettes?
/philosoraptor
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I smoke Marb ultra lights when I smoke
You are (at least your internet persona) is exactly the type of person American Spirits markets to, it makes sense that you would like the product.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I have no idea what my internet persona is
But I am intrigued and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
You're opinionated about everything, usually strongly so.
Often that opinion runs counter to the mainstream, especially when it comes to entertainment.
I want to make it clear, that I do not see any of this as negative. I’m very often intentionally counter-culture to a much more extreme degree than you are.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I enjoy this
Though I don’t think my opinion on entertainment runs counter the mainstream (though maybe around here)
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I think most of the regular commenters here have opinions on entertainment that run counter to the mainstream
I also think the number of American Spirit smokers here would be a higher ratio than in the general public
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Subtle trolling?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
I like the occasional cigarette, but they're so damn expensive.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Not in Kentucky.
$4 a pack for most major brands.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
That seems expensive, but I know nothing about cigarettes as a non-smoker
At homes I did see ads everywhere for some new brand at $2.97
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
lol
It’s 7-10 bucks a pack in New Jersey dude. Anything below 5 is dirt cheap.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
/dies laughing
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Probably well over $11 a pack most places in NYC/Nassau county plus sales tax
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I remember seeing Belomorkanal (yeah, name a cigarette after a Stalin project) for a dollar a pack in Russia
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Marlboro reds are about 11 a pack most places. Nicer ones are more expensive though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't dealt with cigarettes since when my dad used to smoke them
I think he bought a carton for that amount in those days
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
hell, you could still buy a carton for ~$15 in 1998.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 AM EST up reply actions
In 2007 when I first started smoking cigars with any level of seriousness
I could get a box of my – at the time – favorites for $92. Now those same cigars are almost $120/box due to SPIDERS.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
its funny to me how the taxes change where i am
and everyone just goes to where smokes are the cheapest.
used to be Florida. then it was Mississippi. i think it is now cheaper in Alabama.
There is a Reservation not too far from me where you can get em tax-free.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions
I always order mine online.
Cheaper that way when it comes to cigars. At least that’s what I’ve found with most of the ones I smoke.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions
Oh hi there, Iroquois Nation!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/puts on Anthropology glasses
The Iroquois is a generic term for all the tribes of people who lived in long houses and spoke Algonquin. They consist of the Onieda, Mohawk, Onadaga, Seneca, Cayuga, and one other one that I always forget, It starts with T. Anyway, there isn’t one “Iroquois Nation.” It is a Confederacy of 6 nations.
In short, I’m needlessly pedantic about this and secondly, GOD DAMN YANKEE NEVER GIVING THE CONFEDERACY ITS DUE.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Tuscarora
The Tuscarora weren’t originally part of the confederacy but moved up from North Carolina
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm descended in part from the Oneida on my mother's side
According to my great-grandfather, the Seneca are assholes, the Mohawk are murderers, and the rest don’t matter. He was not an open minded fellow.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I love Pre-Columbian hate!
/gives an evil look to all other Meso-American indigenous bastards
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Any relation to Tuscarawas?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So is it the Iroquois or the Mohawk
who in modern times, have their own lacrosse team, try to make their own passports, and are immune from cigarette taxes, thus operating outrageously profitable stores in the middle of New York State?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It's the Iroquois. The team is made up of people from all six nations
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The cigarettes are taxed at Turning Stone though
Which infuriates me.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing that was a condition of getting the casino license
Turning Stone is a casino, right?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
And resort!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody didn't pay their taxes.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
We were taught Nation in NY state history in 4th grade
/keeping the South down
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
That's because the US Government considers then all part of the same "Sovereign State"
The individual tribes don’t really like being lumped in together, but that’s the hand they’ve been dealt.
Think of it similar to the way the fans of Big 10 teams get pissed off when the ruling body (in this analogy that would be the SEC, when you have the gold crystal, you make the rules) lump them together because they have an agreement to work together.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Nebraska 70, Indiana 69 (final).
Okay, I give up on understanding the Big Ten.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Christ.
Just when it looks like there is a sure win on the schedule BOOM OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
OSU will win it at 12-4. MSU finishes at 11-5, whole bunch of crap after that
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
18 game schedule.
I’m thinking MSU and OSU tied at 13-5, though it wouldn’t shock me if there was a ridiculously large tie at 12-6 instead.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Brock Osweiler has apparently invaded hockey
Doc Emerick is blabbering on about some player standing “a towering 6 feet 8 inches tall”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, that's just Doc being Doc...
and this game just got all but ended with that goal
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Are the BlueJackets involved?
If so, I’m impressed they hung in there this long.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Blackhawks 5, Ryan Miller-less Sabres - 2
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hawks-Sabres
I was a Hawks fan until the Blue Jackets came into existence, but Cleveland and Buffalo are cut from the same cloth and have a fairly close friendship, so either result was OK for me.
Also, the Jackets won 4-2 on Tuesday
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I don't know if Miller is tentative because of his concussion issues earlier this year or what his deal is
But he’s been awful for Buffalo this year.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Goalies are like pitchers, they just implode sometimes
Also, that’s a terrible penalty to take, even if you’re not already down a man…now 1:45 of 5-on-3 is almost a guaranteed goal.
You been back out to play since the first time?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And just like that there's goal 6
I played Monday again. Scored a cheapo goal when the defenseman launched a shot far pad that rebounded right to me and tapped it in.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/puts on Doc hat
That’s a grinder’s goal! Throw it on net and see what happens, you just gotta get down there and smack at it sometimes.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Good things happen
when you put the puck on the net.
Man, I love saying shit like that. Hockey cliches kick the shit out of all other sports cliches.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
DRIVE!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Normally I like Doc and I don't hate Olczyk, but tonight they are annoying the hell out of me
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Has their announcing not been tremendously tremendous?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Not spending much time talking about the game at hand
They seem to concerned about asking Olczyk about his time in Chicago and other peripheral bullshit.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah, they're normally not bad, but I haven't been listening too closely, which makes Doc sound better than he is
He’s normally good, but he annoys me sometimes with his hockey cliches
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm usually a Doc fan
Even at his worst, it’s better than Joe “YOU’RE WATCHING THE NHL HERE ON VERSUS NBC Sports Network I’M JOE BENINATI HERE ALONGSIDE BRIAN ENGLOM AND ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN ON OUR PRODUCTION TEAM HERE AT WELLS FARGO CENTER WITH THE FLYERS UP 2-1 ON THE PENGUINS AS DANNY BRIERE SNIPES A LASER AT MARC ANDRE FLUERY” Beninati back when he was doing national games (though he’s more tolerable doing Caps games and lacrosse)
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Yes?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Chili=tequila
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'd go with a Bock
Hearty enough to counteract any heat, but still light enough to not overwhelm the flavor of the chili.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Via imgur
The bicycle helmet one, which I assume to be Mormon, is my favorite.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Oh, the Fighting Frat Boy is fantastic.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Is one of them a Fighting LSU Fan?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I think that's a Fighting Voodoo Priest.
So, yes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And do I see a Fighting Quaker in the top row?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Amish?
The Fighting Mountie is my favorite, I think
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's not Amish that's a Hasidic Jew
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ahhhh, yes, that makes much more sense
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Probably doesn't make it to many games.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
He'd be a MAC fan
Weeknight football, and all.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Marketing opportunity!
Damn. Imma get my guys on this.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Row 3, column 4 is the Hasidic Jew, so what's row 1, column 2?
Other than Wake Forest’s mascot, of course.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Thought it may be supposed to represent a Protestant minister of the old timey variety
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
That's the one I was thinking was Amish
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have never seen an Amish with a monocle or a top hot
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I've seen the hat, but good Lord, is my vision bad-
I didn’t catch the monocle- even after I went back to look
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
ohhhhh new avi!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yep-
picture was part of a gift from the seniors on the football team…scanned the photo, put it in, because I liked it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I like it. You look very authoritative
and kinda like this dude i went to hs with.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Thankyew
I actually like the whole picture a lot more, because the background is all artsy black and white, but it’s got a kid’s face and number easily visible, so it had to be cropped
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I fell ya...I need something
but I haven’t been in a good photo, in a month.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Fighting Frenchman?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
/surrenders to guy two spaces over
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
/two spaces to the right
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I worked with the French Army in Kosovo
All in all, I’d say they’re good people. The guy I worked with who shares my job in the French Army definitely knew his shit. A lot better than most of the Americans I worked with.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
/FrenchRocketMishap.gif
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Don't see any bama grads on there.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like a Fighting NDNation commenter
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Fighting Pimp
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Fightin' Blaxploitation?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Is the bottom right one what happens when we lose to Michigan State?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YOU NATHAN GERBE
YOU TINY LITTLE BASTARD
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by stempke on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
CO-SIGNED WITH FURIOUS VENGEANCE
Seeing those games in person was quite the emotional roller coaster.
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Oh, man, I crushed dinner.
Chicken marinated in adobo overnight, then baked. Totally nailed the bake time, and the judges give my fried taters a 9.25 this time out too.
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Nicely done!
I made a Cuban for dinner, since they had a special on the good bread for it at the grocery store.
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who wants to do my homework?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions
Tell your prof you can't do it, Wikipedia's blacked out
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by stempke on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm at that awkward stage where I find this amusing, yet am not sure whether to rec.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
the Sabres gave up tonight,
and you should too!
DONE
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Just look it up on Wikipedia, sheesh
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what is it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
comparing the beginnings of each gospel, bringing up issues in a two page paper for class tomorrow
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Mark is oldest and is therefore most likely to be closest to the actual story
Bullshit your way through that premise for a 1000 words or so and you’re done.
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Also, John likes his symbolism
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
7 horns, 7 diadems, say hi.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I find it really interesting the way that authors used to "claim" the voice of
earlier, already presumed authoritative writers, and how that was accepted practice
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Slightly less successful practice today.
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by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think I heard they were different books, probably with a different author
but I think they were pulling from the same general tradition. John of Patmos was the other John’s disciple or something like that. Of course, I’m sure a lot of that is up for debate, and I’m no scripture scholar.
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by theologator on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
They're often attributed to the same guy but most scholars believe they are different
The Gospel and the Espistles are likely written by the same guy as they have similar writing styles and theologies. Revelation is a vastly different writing style and the theological content is completely different. Considering they were written at roughly the same time, it’s unlikely the same person would undergo such a dramatic change.
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I just read the intro to Revelation in my NIV Study Bible...
Says Rev was originally attributed to John the apostle (Gospel author), but later scholars questioned the writing style and contend that John the Presbyter is the author. This particular source says that “the external evidence seems overwhelmingly supportive of the traditional view.”
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It's possible that they were the same. There are definite connections between the two.
Revelation was written before the Gospel and it’s likely that if they weren’t written by the same person, the John who wrote the Gospel (likely not John the Apostle as the Gospel was written some 100 years after Jesus’s death) was at least familiar with Revelation.
I’d be skeptical of any source claiming to be academic but still presenting the Gospel of John as having been written by the apostle, however.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I've never heard any question of John the Apostle authoring the Gospel.
Dates I’ve seen for the Gospel were between 50 and 85AD (Jesus’ death was 33AD), easily within John the apostle’s lifespan, and the author references himself a couple times in the Gospel.
I always find this stuff interesting. If I had a time machine, Israel in 33AD would probably be my first stop.
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The Gospel of John timelines I've see are between 100-125 AD
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Here's a site from Crandall University laying out the argument for and against the single author theory
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NIV tends to find as many connections to traditional beliefs as possible
That is why it was used by lots of “conservative” christian denominations
My church has switched to NRSV, don't know whether it was pastor prerogative or what.
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by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Mark, Matthew, and Luke all likely used a source, "Q", which has been lost to time
What class are you taking? I may still have my notes from my “Jesus and the Gospels” seminar
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it's a RLST intro to the new testament
English majors should be familiar with it. it’s with Suydam, and I’ve heard not so great things
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I had Rogan for my class
He was fantastic.
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Oh, is that what he did after NewsRadio?
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Between NewsRadio and Fear Factor
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I need to sit down and blow through the DVDs again.
Any time you have a cast that’s so incredibly awesome that they still manage to overcome the over-exposed nonsense of the cast’s weakest link, it’s a good thing.
(And you all know who I’m talking about.)
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Truly a fantastic show-
and Catharine was absolutely my favorite character
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Joe actually was my favorite character on the show.
But that’s, honestly, like trying to pick your favorite kid.
But Andy Dick’s the one that got disowned.
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Of course.
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The great thing about Joe is that Rogan's basically playing himself.
Which is what makes that character so entertaining.
I always enjoyed Jimmy and Dave, but of course there’s a soft spot in my heart for Bill. To this day I can’t watch the letter scene from “Bill Moves On” without tearing up.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 AM EST up reply actions
Mark is the oldest and therefore most reliable.
Any differences between it and the others are the result of embellishment by the later authors. 1000 words of bullshit later and you’re done.
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Genealogy of Jesus covered in Matthew right off the bat, not in other gospels
due to writing for a primarily Hebrew (Jewish) audience, because that was important to them, less so to Greeks and other Gentiles.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
ooooh this is helpful
thanky
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
ooooh this is helpful
thanky
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Non-wikipedia stuff
And now I’m curious as to how you end up doing on this assignment.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
will let you know
strangely enough, I know more about the Bible than anyone else in the class. This does not bode well for the semester, or for humanity.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
is there a non-spidery reason why this is terrifying?
Like, ’you’re a buddhist’ or ‘Kenyon is #1 in Princeton Review for atheists?’
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
or that most people just don't go to church anymore?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
for the number of people I know who proclaim themselves as Christian
they know frighteningly little about the religion. If an only relatively religious guy such as myself knows more than them, something’s up.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Don't be silly, Catholics don't read the Bible, we have the Vatican to tell us what's in there
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It's what you say when the man from the rodeo comes and purchases some of your livestock
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by stempke on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So something a TAMU fan doesn't know how to say?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm often similarly surprised when I (nonreligious, but raised in the Methodist church) know much more about the Bible than many Christians I know.
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Nothing is more fun than getting lectured by
little miss “Jesus said…” and then being like, “no he didn’t, dumbass.”
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Sad commentary:
Not once in the last 25 years has ANYONE tried to biblecture me and been correct.
Not once in the last 25 years have I corrected someone in the middle of their biblecture and had them acknowledge it.
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I just try to avoid it.
I’ve been told I was rude to people like that, but I find just coming at me with your beliefs rude, so. I guess I don’t have the patience for it. Living in Alabama long enough does that to you…
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
But when Jesus' wife got turned into a pillar of salt for violating copyright law didn't you feel bad?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
or that is the most referenced work in the English language, and most influential work on the last 200 years of history?
Just taking a wild guess here.
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by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Luke subverts the geneology narrative at the beginning instead of at the end.
because something something.
/waves to last semester’s Synoptic Gospels professor
/professor glares in disgust
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
And thus we reinforce IE's suspicion
that all questions can be answered by the commentariat.
Tomorrow: where to go for dinner while in Riga.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
edsbs:
where you can get your house built, your will made, and your Bible exegeted. And dick jokes. And footbaw or something.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Let the record show this thread started
with a picture of Spurrier with his shirt off and tooth inspection.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
And we love the OBC for his lack of giveadamn.
At least I do
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'd pick Vincents
unless you’re on a budget, in which case you should try Lido.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
notsureifserious.jpg
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm serious.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Was leaning that way
but the ‘no flying’ bit had me confused.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I used wikitravel.
You caught the Tater.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
The man is a grad student in Romanian History
I’d say he’s got a pretty good idea
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Latvia is far away.
And Balto-Slavic.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
with gorgeous women, it appears
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
"far away" is relative...
And I didn’t know they were that different, ethnically
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I mean, they're both Indo-European
but linguistically not all that close. Romanian is a Romance language.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I did know that Romanian is a Romance language!
The rest of that stuff is something I could definitely learn more about.
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And the Baltic languages are their own thing.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Albanian is just straight weird.
Or at least that was my interpretation after spending 7 months in the Baltic.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Why were there Albanians in the Baltic?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck.
I’ll never figure out why I get that and the Balkans confused.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Cause Baltic Ave. is next to Mediterranean Ave?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This goes here
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I just read "Baltic languages are their own thing"
and immediately thought of how the Albanians I talked to (Kosovars) would say their language is really unique. So without thinking I just respond before making the mental connection that Baltic does not equal Balkan.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
It is its own branch
within Indo-European languages.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
All the caucasian languages are pretty strange. Not from PIE if I remember correctly.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
No, Caucasian is its own thing.
Though Azeris are Turkic and Armenians are Indo-European.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I thought Armenian was related to Georgian.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Georgian, Chechen, and some of the other Caucasian languages are totally unique
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
And they get along great
with Russia! :D
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Part of my suspicion about the antagonism
Is that when they met each other, they both went “What the hell are they saying” and automatically assumed they were bad.
Oh, plus there’s the whole religion spider issue.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
/Babelfish swims by
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Zaphod plucks babelfish, puts it in his ear
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
And that one time when they
let a Georgian guy have a go at running things…
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, Stalin was as pretty pro-Russian (i.e. русский) as a non русский could be
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
It’s still funny to hear his accent though. It’s still pretty noticeable even post-WWII.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'll just stick to the Georgia I know.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
The Carter Administration?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't born.
My parents didn’t even know each other then.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Just like, you know,
everyone else.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
/serves ACS tea
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Loosely related to Slavic but
not at all mutually-intelligible.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
and then there are the Basques and Hungarians
where do we think the Basques came from, anyway?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Hungarians are descendants of aliens...
that’s what the Hungarian exchange student told me
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Hungarian is closer to Finnish than anything else I can think of.
/you can’t explain that
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
that is what my colleagues from Finland told me too
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Finno-Ugric-Uralic language family.
Haven’t studied it in depth per se, but it’s a lot of unclassifiable stuff.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
They're both Uralic languages,
along with Estonian.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Lots of different theories.
No real consensus. Someone floated the wild idea that the Basques were related to the Georgians or something. Seriously though, no clue. Hungarian is related to Finnish and Estonian, but distantly. It’s closest relatives are in Siberia.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Attila the Hun's relatives?
Also explains why my family tans quite easily
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
People also claim that the Basques are the remnants of the pre Indo-European peoples
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Though none of them can prove much.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
unrelated
on Monday the archives where I work got a large donation of artifacts from the Holocaust—different cloth stars, passports, wills, broadsides, other legal documents, street signs from the ghettos, a whole bunch of stuff. Can’t remember which camps they had artifacts from, but I thought of your project when it came in.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
What archives do you work at?
I don’t think there’s much left of the camps I study; there’s not even generally a sign to mark the locations. Still, that’s a really special thing the get endowed with.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Kenyon College Archives
it’s on extended loan from a man who lost something like 47 relatives during the war. A remarkable, incredible collection of humanity.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Wow. That's really cool of him to do that, considering.
Do you know where he’s from?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I don't.
the documents are from all over—Prague, Paris, Russia, Poland—and I don’t think he is related to any of the people who carried them. There are also papers from Auschwitz, and I only remember those because in my High Middle Ages class I’ve encountered a lot of sayings like “common air sets us free,” or “[blank] sets us free” coming from agrarian communities in what is now Poland.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
That's really awesome stuff.
Are the documents going to be like, copied or digitized or anything like that?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'm really not sure what we're going to do with them
next time I go into work I’m going to talk to my boss about writing a finding guide and a research aide for all of it. I’d love to digitize the collection as it would be an invaluable tool.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, anything like that that can be preserved
should be. Nothing I write at any point in my life would be worth what those documents would be if they were preserved. Also, I’m sure there are plenty of scholars who would love to take a look at that kind of thing. I had to use like 220+ pages of copied Romanian documents from the 1940s because they couldn’t digitize them at the LoC for whatever spidery reasons.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I know the Holocaust professor at Georgia Southern would love to get a look at that.
My aunt and uncle have the diaries of my aunt’s grandfather who was one of the American officers charged with setting up and running the US Army’s chemical weapons “school” in France in WWI. I have no idea what’s in those diaries, but as a potential untapped primary source goldmine, the historian in me is quite intrigued at the possibilities.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
"City air sets us free" was a big slogan of that time
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
indeed
it was part of the shift to towns from villages. (The book I’ve been reading argues that the distinction between the two is that towns have traffic.) More farmers switched to a 3 field rotation, horse collars were developed to ad plowing, and the higher production of food led to a population boom. Those people had to go somewhere.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Applebee's.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
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IT TASTES JUST LIKE THE 5 STAR APPLEBEES BACK HOME AND IN TIMES SQUARE
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, actually or just joking?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Srsly. I looked on Wikitravel though.
No way I could survive in Latvia.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
What about Latveria
/Dr. Doom’d
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I'd like to go to the Baltic
They’d probably much prefer you to use English to get by than Russian
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Actually I think Riga is about 50% native Russian speakers.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
It was, and I'm sure it's still a high proportion
More generally the use of Russian in the Baltic states is highly contentious because of obviously historical reasons. So yeah, Russian helps because there are a lot of Russians there (also an issue), but don’t try it with a Latvian.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I would just try English.
Unless maybe someone spoke Deutsch. lol Teutonic Knights up in this biatch.
Latvia is pretty low on my list, considering that most of the archives that will help me are in Ukraine and Romania.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
My impression of the Baltics
Is that they’re the best post-Soviet states to visit for someone unacquainted with Eastern Europe.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Also the highest quality of living.
I wish I had had some background in Central Asia. There’s almost no work on the 1932 famine in Kazakhstan, but I could never learn Kazakh at this point.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
With all the deportees
you might be able to get by with some of the other languages.
DISCLAIMER: Is law student, not C. Asia expert.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Actually had a friend from undergrad who got a masters there.
Loved it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I knew people from Central Asia
From their experiences, I’ve determined going there is a definite howboutno.jpg
That said, you’re right in that I’ve only vaguely heard of a Kazakh famine. You’d be fine without Kazakh, as Russians are still prevalent and everyone else knows Russian.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently,
Ukrainian and German deportees now make up about 2% of the population. I can communicate with 2 of every 100 dudes! Awesome!
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
/all of them only speak Russian
//you can get by on broken-ass Ukraino-Russian
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'd starve in the desert
but I’d be good on potassium!
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
My impression is that Almaty and Astana are about as good as any other former Warsaw Pact city
The rest, well, good luck.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I think I'll stick to Bucharest, Iasi and Cluj.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
/films American 1850s period piece
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
That was in Glod.
A primarily Romani village. Which makes it even more delightfully spidery.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Same in Hungary
allegedly, after the Iron Curtain went down, everyone stopped teaching/learning Russian. Which created a problem because that was the only foreign language they had been allowed to teach/learn.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Same issue in Romania to a point.
Though a lot of people there spoke French. And now lots of kids know English.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Trick for Hungary
is that switching gears is very difficult. The language is unique, hard to learn, and has relatively few speakers. Ergo, native English speakers have little incentive to learn Hungarian to become teachers of it. The Hungarians thus have to make do by themselves. The translations while I was there were thus rather stilted.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
"I spent two years learning Finnish, which should be really useful in VIRIGNIA!"
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Charlie Wilson's War rec
Great book. Movie was about as decent as you could expect from Hollywood, but good grief could they not have found better stock footage for the scenes when they were shooting down aircraft? One of the ones shown was a damn F-16.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Loved the foreshadowing at the end
with the jet noise and all.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I like watching the first five minutes of that movie over and over again.
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About as useful as my Japanese in Louisiana.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
If I could learn Hungarian, I'd totally hit that shit up.
Sadly it’s not as legit of a gig in Romania.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I wish I'd found a way to learn it, also
I suspect the schools that teach it in America are few and far between.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
The Mormons have a language institute that gets one up to speed in any language in a few weeks
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
...do I have to spend two years there...
SPIDERS
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
IU does, I know.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
it would have been all the bad football.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I guess without footbaw they need to divert their resources elsewhere
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be there studying Romanian this summer.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Uh, farm is ferma or crescatorie
I don’t know the word for salad dressing.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
CSB:
“French” dressing in Japan is white. “Ranch” dressing is red. Basically, they just reverse the names.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I think you'll get by without knowing
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
#teamitalian
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
#teamlilikoi
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
/departs Hawaii with three jars lilikoi lavender jelly
you jelly?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Me? No.
I know where they make it.
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#TeamFakeAssJapaneseDressingAtTheHibachiPlace
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Jap-Anus relations?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
#teamKoreansRunS.BendJapaneseRestaurant
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TOYO GRILL WHAT UP
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
It's funny, because "TOYO", means "East Asia"
so at least they cover Korea in the name of the place.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
No, no, that ginger dressing?
That’s quite real. LURV
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
OH GOOD!
It’s my favorite thing. Besides the shrimp sauce.
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Shrimp sauce, not so real.
But yeah, that dressing, totally 100% legit. We bought that all the time. Though to be honest, I prefer shiso dressing.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
I figure it's the same thing, but with a less sexualized name
as the “Yum Yum Sauce” they have at knock-off sushi/hibachi places.
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Wait, Miss Wisconsin won Miss America... and used part of her time on stage to ask Aaron Rodgers to call her?
How am I just now learning of this?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/doublechecks story
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ISWYDT
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He doesn't have anything else to do.
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Whenever they say Ville Leino, I hear "Billy Layno"
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I thought that was his name for the longest time
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm really glad I wasn't the only one
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The worst part of the SOPA blackouts?
Abobo’s Big Adventure is offline.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I really need to google this, tomorrow.
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The key comment from Danny Bowes' review of Michael Biehn's latest film:
“The question of whether The Divide is the worst movie I’ve ever seen is one I still haven’t quite settled. I don’t want to give it that satisfaction, nor do I want its director to think he’s accomplished something.”
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DON'T ANY OF YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO PLAY FOR BLOOD
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I noticed one of the only positive reviews came from "JoBlo's Movie Emporium".
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so I'm excited for my weekend. Supposed to be 80 here.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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I think you're strange for liking winter.
I like warm. I want warm. You can keep your +2 and I will take my unseasonably warm.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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In the 70s here in Georgia. Was thinking of hiking Stone Mountain on Saturday
then saw that we’re supposed to have thunderstorms. Furk.
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Supposed to on 10 day
rain on Wednesday though for now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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Already 5 in Speculator, edge of the Adirondacks. Should be 0 or possibly lower tonight here as well.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
THANKS FOR SENDING THE MEGAWINDS THAT WOKE ME AT 4 AM.
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CARRIER DOME PEGGED AT 105 MPH THIS MORNING
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awww doesn't all my weather come from your weather??? shoot, I like to think it does.
So you didn’t have monster winds? It was wild. I have never heard some of those noises before at my house.
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I know my town had 50 mph, and 65 mph down the road about 40 minutes.
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/reads Lottery
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/sues lottery
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/towels lottery
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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/Charlie Brown plays The Lottery
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/eats lottery
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Hey, those lottery tickets are expensive now.
$2 for a piece of paper to burn your hopes and dreams on.
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Cherry...CHERRY!...mule...
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Joe Lunardi is a Mayan agent
He’s got Northwestern in the NCAA field.
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They're never that good, yet always infuriating to play against.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Except with NW it's because they play a funky offense that bears little resemblance to anyone else's in conference.
Iowa is just WTF incarnate. Carver-Hawkeye has been a surprisingly difficult place to play for MSU for years, even more so than the top teams generally (apart from Wisconsin), yet when they show up at Breslin they play deader than Indiana football.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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THIS IS THE REAL REASON SOPA MUST FAIL
It would prevent us from being able to see Timothy Olyphant’s first TV role as Scott Bakula’s sidekick in the 90s CBS version of Mr and Mrs Smith.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Bakula?
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Irony:
Olyphant was Tokien’s word for elephantish creatures, IIRC
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He's a good guy but he likes to test how his team bounces back after a night out.
/i ducked out early.
did he still foot the bill?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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Yes, another reason I left early.
First time we went out together, I vaguely remember trying to find a cab by walking up the middle of Third Avenue in the middle of a snow storm.
Ohhhh not a good call.
Glad you busted out early.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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No clue. I've only been around for about 30 minutes.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Work was slow because I wanted it to be.
but then I left and was at the gym for a couple of hours
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I was not online but watched American Idol and texted my sister back and forth
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My second job out of college included dinner out twice and lunch, all with alcohol.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
(this was a long damn time ago and I have changed careers twice since)
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I"m only on my second job "out of college"
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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People had jobs when you graduated college?
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Sorry but I had to.
My hell will be attempting to pay off the loans especially after figuring out the racket that is applying to take the GA bar.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
SORRY BUT THE REGULAR PERIOD TO APPLY FOR THE CERTIFICATION OF FITNESS TO PRACTICE LAW FOR THE JULY 2012 BAR IS DECEMBER 7, 2011
PLZ GIVE US $400 IN LATE FEES AND ALSO YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY A LOT OF MONEY AGAIN TO TAKE THE EXAM AND THEN TO JOIN THE BAR AFTERWARD
I mean, as much of a PITA it can be, the NY bar application process isn’t even this bad.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
See you need to apply for certification of fitness to practice law to be allowed to apply to take the bar exam to be allowed to apply as a member of the bar of GA
And like the IRS, every realization event is money money money.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
but we are insane here in NY. They are more insane. Huh. Whodathunkit?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Yep. And NY gives you a 3 year buffer for taking the MPRE.
Still trying to figure out what GA’s requirement. And making the most sense of the three, NJ says if you got a C in an ethics course you’re good to go.
But NJ is fucked up in other ways and NY says check the statute for how much the bar exam costs…
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Raymond Felton sure is chubby
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If any Star Wars people are still around
George Lucas is so sick of the haterz he won’t make any more Star Wars movies! Apparently good things really do happen if you complain enough.
Go gata!
But he's still doing the TV series
of which there are already possibly 50 episodes scripted.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
How tragic.
Fortunately, he’ll probably be able to afford tickets to the Sarcastic Symphony.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Taylor Hall nearly got literally scalped
He was warming up without a helmet on, got tripped up, and another player tried to jump over him, miss timed the jump and landed skate first on his head.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It is very rare that I title-click something containing only text.
But this qualifies. Dear Lord.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Apparently it only needed 35 stitches
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET, ALWAYS
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
CAN'T CLICK AWAY
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
UGH we have a new dogooder that apparently has already hit WI blaming all fat on cheese
KILL the iNFIDELS
Gross billboards are gross
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Spencer?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Lipid hypothesis gonna hypothesize
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Already got writers expecting K-State to win in Norman next year.
/cue 63-7 beatdown
//in midst of 4-8 season
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yes, don't plan ahead because that just means the crapper awaits
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Things I learned in Professional Responsibility today:
Microwaving your client’s cat is unethical.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions
What about just microwaving your client?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, that's totally fine.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
And mandatory, in Louisiana.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
I'd think they abhor that...
/first, you make a roux
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
What about deep-frying it?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
First you make a roux...
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Mandatory in Louisiana.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Not enough mayo
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
OK
/feeds cat to ATM
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
First you make a rrreoww!!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/keeps weeping over future
//holding one man pity party
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
pobrecito.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I got it
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing happened just fucking thought about my loans today and fucked myself over mentally.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I should have gone IT
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
I know that feel.
Wish I just went science or finance or stopped after undergrad and went into teaching.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Did you do a teaching program/degree in school?
LOL FUCK YOU ALTERNATE ROUTE IS A GIGANTIC PAIN IN THE ASS!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
If you have a couple years before you graduate, relax.
There’s time enough to round out your skill set and possibly change your mind again.
I didn’t really have a clue what I wanted to do until late junior year to early senior year anyway.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No. Did history with a Russian minor.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Alternate route really isn't that hard-
provided you don’t mind taking a test, or teaching in a private school
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Still can
Wall Street firms are trending toward hiring “well rounded, easy to train” people for their software QA departments and away from IT specific degrees.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Please to be linking me to these articles/jobs areas?
Or just tell me what to search, I’m been trawling through every job and company site imaginable today.
Also I TOTALLY fucking blame Wikipedia for this.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I know for a fact that JP Morgan doesn't require an IT degree
A family friend just got hired there and he has a Sociology degree.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
At least here
I-banking was sold to a great extent as a way for liberal arts people to make use of their degrees for cash monies quick.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck the real world!
Go to grad school! :D
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
DONT DO IT
ITS A TRAP!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'm insulated from not having a job for a few more years...
:/
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Be a professional Birdwatcher
Do what you love…
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't have a mind to go into ornithology when I started out.
Dream was meteorology, which was smashed by being bad at physics. So I make do with what I have.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Once upon a time, I wanted to be a meteorologist
But, my dad, who actually was one in the Air Force for some time (hurricane hunter, to be precise), told me that the job market wasn’t all that great.
So, I ended up becoming an electrical engineer. Last year, my school added a meteorology degree where one previously did not exist, as if to mock me. But, it’s probably for the best, there’s approximately one location for meteorologists where I want to live, and at least a dozen or so potential places for EEs to land.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
My grandfather was a hurrican hunter in the Navy
talk about crazy stories…
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I graduated undergrad in 2004
Still haven’t had a “real” job. The majority of my fulltime employment (spent two years full-time grad school (and still haven’t officially finished)) has been with the military either in schools, training, or deployed. And that’s through the Guard, not active duty.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Not good enough grades to be worth it
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I had mediocre grades too, but look at me! I ended up...
…at…Central Michigan…carry on…
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Alright folks. Y'all have a great night.
Sleep well and be ready for the season premier of Archer. Hook ’Em!
Any lawyas want to send me a sample engagement letter so I know what the fuck I'm doing here?
I have nothing to offer in exchange, because I have nothing. All I can offer you is a promise to sing your praises. I can even throw in a security interest in one of my few remaining possessions:
1) 96 Generic-brand gummy multivitamins
2) My extremely resilient plant, which, despite being from the palm family and being in Kentucky and not getting watered for months at a time (oops), somehow persists in living
3) A 3/4 full bottle of Stink Free Shoe Odor Eliminator Spray
Sposed to be SEC
#teamcactus
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
TELL IT TO THINK LIKE A CACTUS
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
vrdfsahsasjlcfzsa
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach! I will throw water at you.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I don't speak Hungarian.
We went over this upthread.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I will not buy this Tobacconists 'it' is scratched
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Vehicolul meu de aer e plin cu t,ipari!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
A will you come back to my place huh a BOUNCY BOUNCY?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
My nipples explode with delight!
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Please fondle my butthocks
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Here you go:
My hovercraft is full of eels!
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
That is fantastic.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Cacti go hard in the painted desert son.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
HI
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions
herro
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Hola
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
So there's a faux Brian Wilson twitter called DouchBWilson
That’s not that fake
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
So have you killed hellbeast yet?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
No. But after roommate sent her home because he wanted the bed
He’s been on the phone for 45 minutes with her
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Alcohol + prozac = hmmmmmmm?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Would ruin the whole experience for me
How am I gonna drink alone in an empty room with bitterness and regret my only two companions if I’m on antidepressants?
Sposed to be SEC
the fuck is this guy?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I don't even know
I just passed by his book at the grocery store
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Not trying to be spidery,but the only ones Ive heard of are Jerry Falwell, the one that was President Obama's minister, and the one that turned out to be gay
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Falwell is from my hometown
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Osteen is reviled by a lot of Christians due to his "prosperity gospel" preaching
I’ll stop with that to avoid the spiders
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Yeah, not a fan of Osteen.
Will say no more due to spiders.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
He does have fabulous hair though.
Unless it’s photoshopped.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, and Billy Graham
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
You're going to have to be more specific on that last one.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I think the one I was specifically going for was Haggard or something like that
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Joel Osteen
He’s Televangelist who runs one of those mega-churches.
He’s also a multi-millionaire
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He is also in possession of all of Gene Chizik's teeth.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Turned the Compaq Center into a megachurch.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Oh look, it's Dougie Howser, D.D.
As one of my chaplains once referred to him.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Shouldn't that say Sunday?
/all the spiders
//all the nflaids
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
So here's the deal, Osteen....if you send me 10% of your cash, God will give you more.
Get that check in the mail, Joel!
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Quoth Professional Responsibility book: "Look at yourself and your law school classmates. Do you think alcoholism is a problem among lawyers?"
/glares
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
I think lawyering is a problem among alcoholics.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Commingling legal work with alcohol and client funds
one helluva party! DRUNK PLEADINGS EXUDE THE MOST EMOTION
Sposed to be SEC
Tear stains on the complaint show them that you're serious.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
True story:
In high school, I used to put coffee rings on my essays to make it look like I put in more effort than I really did.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
True story:
In graduate school, I used to put red-wine rings on things I was grading to clarify the fact that I gave not one single fuck.
by Erik T on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was kind of a dick on the last papers I graded.
Oh well. Haterzzzz
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Did you draw penises on the papers?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
"I just kinda . . . sat around all day, and drew pictures of dicks"
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
It really was ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
the way some of my kids wrote. I swear, they must not teach basic English in Michigan schools.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia.
Which makes it even worse that I’m the one correcting their grammar.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
So, there's a good chance the students' grammar is correct then.
/trollface.jpg
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Mr. Finebaum, I would like to express my concern at the deteriorating quality of instruction in the language arts practiced by our kind countrymen in the Mid-Western region.
I shall disconnect my telephone and ponder your response silently.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
PAWWWWLLLLLL
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
This one always cracks me up
no matter how many times it gets posted.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Also,
#team800verbal
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
500 os r'oyr ?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Derped that up
was trying to say “is elite”
/Actually made 740 (I think)
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad that was a derp.
I was thinking that was the smart kid password, and I failed it, or something.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
#cosign
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Fixed
I swear, they must not teach basic English in Michigan schools.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
This.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
/both parents are English teachers
//so is girlfriend
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, wait a minute, now.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I can't decide if I'm glad I don't get to TA or disappointed.
I think it could provide lulz.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
or DESPAIR
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
BOTH likely
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
It provided me a few lulz
Mostly it provided me with ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? And lots of me turning to fellow TAs and saying “I want to walk up to the admissions office, shove this essay in their face, and say ‘REALLY!?!? You let this person in here?!? WHHHHHYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?’”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
/Admissions office spiders stab you, fill with venom
//liquefy, eat.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Central Michigan's admissions office
has the standards of a 40 year old hooker who survived James the Ripper.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair to the schools that admit a ton of people
Their mission is to provide college to a broad base. Plus, my impression is that they flunk all those people after a semester
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I know I contributed.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Considering I had that reaction several times with fellow grad students last semester.
I’d probably hurt someone.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Someone besides KG, what happened in China in 1949?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
lmao
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
/wharrlgarbl
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SAY UNITS DONT MATTER ONE MORE TIME
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
NANOMETERS AND MICROMETERS....WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I have only so many tears to shed
And I must save mine for whatever bank currently holds my loans
Sposed to be SEC
And whatever goon threatens my kneecaps.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
it's a cause and a solution all in one bottle!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
We're efficient that way.
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My bankruptcy textbook has pretentiously decided to call itself, "The Law of Debtors and Creditors"
Synopsis: it’s better to the be latter.
Sposed to be SEC
Except in times of severe inflation.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
This Fifty Million Mark note doesn't see a problem.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
My great-grandfather's stamp album
illustrates that period perfectly. The stamps stop at the 5,000,000,000 mark level or so. The next page pictures a man with a funny mustache.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Charlie Chaplin?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I found a 5000 rublei note from Transnistria on sale on amazon for like $5.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I have a 1 kopeek coin, which is the cent to the ruble
I think it’s worth .0003 USD
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Is it an aluminum coin?
Or some other incredibly cheap and shitty metal, like the Laotian coins I ended up with somehow?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed, it's some really crap metal
I could probably scribble 1 kopek on a napkin and pass it off as legit
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Coach Saban?
Is that you?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I have no idea what the Transnistria ruble is worth.
Especially since it’s not recognized as a state. I know the leu in Moldova is like, worth approximately one dog turd.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
/R. Mugabe on line 1
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Gimme ur Moneez: Cases and Materials
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Rule number six: That goddamn credit, dead it.
You think a crackhead paying you back, shit, forget it.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NDNation Sparknotes version:
Lulz at the poorz.
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I have a feeling, knowing what I know about the ND alumni it's probably more "leverage everything you own... EVERYTHING"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/offer not valid for Scott Malpass
U MAD, HARVARD?!?!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I would like to point out NDNation is currently arguing whether it is more appropriate to use "Bottom Line" or "Net Net" when discussing recruiting.
Because they all like to sound like they’re smarter than they are, so they use accounting terms like they’re speaking in some secret code.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I would love for somebody to drop a perspective-bomb on them
by pointing out that they’re arguing over which terms to use to describe the decisions of teenage boys.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
And what better terms to use than accounting terms?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
You see Net Net is when you take the Net amount of debits and credits and subtract taxes and...
/gunshot
//thump.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Jumbotron: LINO
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
/Offer not valid in Ohio
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah but but but we're not all like that and--
Aw, fuck it.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
But they ban ven Pelt
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
all right folks
I’ve finished my stupid write up thing, so now I’m going to fall asleep while reading speeches that promulgated the first Crusade.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions
DEUS LI VOLT!
I think I’m spelling that wrong
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by saxattack29 on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
close enough
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Kotov
Are you in a Ph.D program with Central Michigan or just M.A.?
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Ph.D.
Though I spend a year of that in foreign exchange in Germany.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
If you're considering coming here...
actually it’s underrated depending on your field.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just looking at everything
And trying to figure out what to do now to ensure I gain employment upon graduation. All that’s fueling this is wanting to become loan free. After that, I don’t give a fuck.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
What field are you in?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
History
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, what area of history would you be studying in grad school?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck. If. I. Know.
US or European. Preferably modern.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
It would be a good idea to have that kind of thing
nailed down before you start considering where you’d want to go if you choose the grad school route. They’ll want to know what you want to study. If you’re unsure, get your MA somewhere small, I guess.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately, "Fuck If I Know" still leaves room for another 996 words in the statement of purpose.
You may want to elaborate.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I mean, I guess there are some places with pretty low standards
if he just wanted an MA.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure that an MA is the typical response to a student loan debt panic.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Is it not good advice to say 'never get a degree without an obvious utility/endpoint'?
I never really thought about it until now.
See, I went into this feeling to myself that I totally, definitely, wanted to be a teacher and nothing else
And then the recession happened, and it wasn’t a sure thing anymore, and oh Christ.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Teaching at the college level or the high school level?
Because I wouldn’t recommend getting a graduate degree (other than M.Ed.) if you’re thinking about the high school level. Not a great use of your time or money.
If you’re thinking about teaching at the college level, PhD is your best bet.
High School
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Well this advice may be totally bogus, and I invite any and all members of the commentariat to call me out if so, but...
If teaching really is what you’d like to go into, I wouldn’t give up on that plan. All recessions end; this one will be no different. Property taxes will go up, education budgets will rise, older teachers will retire, and your services will be in demand.
I can imagine nothing worse than waking up every morning to a job I hate. If teaching is your interest, then by all means pursue.
/steps off soapbox
Older teachers? Retire?
hahahahahahaha
Many Boomers in that category will hold on as long as they can. Public retirement funds tanked too.
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Well
I agree philosophically, but as a teacher, I have never seen the job market locked up the way it is right now. Even when all the things you mention happen, the current teachers will be completely entrenched in their current jobs. I teach in a small middle school with about 20 certified positions, and we will have exactly one teacher next year without tenure, and none close to retirement. Virtually everyone’s between 28-40.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Depends on how much you pay for your degree...
if you get paid to get a Master’s, then it’s a great use of your time, as the two years it takes to get the degree are generally outclassed by the bump in salary and in hiring prospects.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If you amend that to "advanced degree", I'd say so.
But I’d still generally recommend that people go to college even if they don’t quite know at 18 what they’re going to do with their lives. People change majors enough and come out okay.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I guess that's true.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
"Whatever period isn't BORING"
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's pretty much why I chose Georgia Southern for my MA
That and I just always wanted a degree from GSU in some form or fashion. But not being 100% sure what I wanted to do afterwards, I figured I’d go there and get the MA and then move on to the PhD route if that’s what I wanted to do later.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 8:14 AM EST up reply actions
Time on the phone since telling her to go home:
Almost an hour.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions
Color me surprised.
I thought he would be too lazy for this type of effort.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
WHich makes me hopeful as hell
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm out.
G’night y’all.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions
Lulz.
Open letter to Congress opposing SOPA from a bunch of people whose work gets pirated constantly, including Gaiman, Reznor, MGMT, OK Go…
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EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Oh man, I'd love to hear a Jello Biafra rant on this.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Or Zappa.
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Or John Denver
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
If Trent Reznor doesn't support your anti-piracy bill, there's something wrong
Reznor is notoriously protective of his material, to the point of originally being pissed when Johnny Fucking Cash wanted to cover Hurt.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He's a lot more concerned about what you're going to DO with his stuff
than he is with you acquiring it unadulterated. He’s actually released more free shit as a percentage of his total output than almost anyone with name recognition.
Truth me told, a lot of artists are the same way.
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I think your last statement applies to any artist that is truly in it for their craft
Which unfortunately, is a dwindling percentage of the mainstream
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Most CRAFT artists, as opposed to manufactured ones
make their money on the road. Unless you’re selling records at a Led Zeppelin clip, you’re not getting rich off sales.
It’s funny, I’ve been thinking the last couple of days that all the various media industries would be better served figuring out ways to monetize their product beyond the mere possession of the intellectual property. Video game industry has actually figured it out; prevent people from being able to fully realize your game’s experience unless they either have the code that came with the new release, or buy one to go with your used copy. If every form of media could figure out something along those lines, piracy would no longer even be a real issue for them.
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If only.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna go to bed now
and have a pleasant dream that this is true.
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Please let us keep him.
He’s a tireless advocate for the city of Detroit. As for his music…it’s there.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
HAY GUYZ WHY DID THIS WARREN ZEVON RIP OFF KID ROCK?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
My only hope for humanity
Is that this is just generic Youtube comment stupidity
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Or weak trolling.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Youtube comments are the O'Douls of trolling. They don't even count.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
They're like, level 1 of the internet.
Level 2: LiveJournal
Level 3: MySpace
etc.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
It's not
Werewolves of London was my ringtone for the longest time. I had it as midi version and then as the regular song as phones progressed. It is no longer, because I got sick of “OH I LOVE THAT SONG…[howl].. wait… what?” every single time my phone would ring
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Was driving last night and the piano lick came in.
Almost changed the channel, but it was WZ, and then they played Excitable Boy after it.
Made up for it with a 4-song eagles block today though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
The Dude?
Get out of my cab, man!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
The Dude and I diverge on several things, but we agree on the Eagles
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
/still throws Socrates out of his cab
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
It's alright I'll get a ride with Missy.
I mean mom.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
I heard Zevon's version of Raspberry Beret the other day
It was interesting. I can’t decide if I liked it or not.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, it's off for bed
preceded by a relaxing 10-15 minutes reading GOT.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
SANSA
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 18, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
DANERYS
Blood of dragon + child porn + incest. = ever single Danerys chapter ever.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
NOOOOOOOO
Don’t say “child” and ruin my images from the TV show. She was not a child there.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
She's 13 in the first book
From what I can tell, they’ve progressed everyone about 3 years in the show. Bran is specifically mentioned as being 10 in the show, when he’s 7 in the book.
So, she’s still only supposed to be about 16 or so.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
There's still a world of difference between 16 and 13.
It’s not quite enough, but I’ll take it. I’m going to have so many ideas overturned and ripped away when I eventually read these, aren’t I?
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Obviously, a lot is changed to make it more TV friendly, but
they did a pretty good job of staying true to the source material. For example, they make Sansa and Arya (at least in the first book) significantly less annoying than they are in the book.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's saying something.
considering how annoying Sansa is in the show.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
finally...
11:25 p.m. update: Dabo Swinney is texting people telling them Brent Venables is headed to Clemson.
11:32 p.m. update: Carey Murdock just told me Venables texted him and said “I’m headed to Clemson.”
A source told us tonight that the compensation committee of Clemson’s Board of Trustees has given its approval of a salary for Oklahoma defensive coordinator Brent Venables.
Late this afternoon, board chairman David Wilkins told us there had been “no discussion” about a contract among the compensation committee, but a source we trust has confirmed that the compensation committee met today and approved the salary that would go to Venables.
So obviously it sounds like the wheels are turning on bringing Venables to Clemson. But we have not yet been told he’s accepted the job. In fact, the source we spoke with was not aware of Venables accepting the job.
Given all the Tweets and such with conflicting information earlier this evening, including Venables himself saying reports of him taking the job were “not true,” we’ll just sit back and let this play out. Hopefully we’ll know something for certain one way or another sooner rather than later.
We don’t know the precise figure that was approved by the compensation committee, but we do know it was more than the $675,000 Kevin Steele was making. Our hunch would be somewhere around $800,000, but that’s just a guess.
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Better to just post a short a quote with a link than straight copying and pasting
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Unless it was from a pay site, which now means some bad things are going to happen
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
12:01 a.m. update: Brent Venables sends a mass text to his entire contact list saying "Just kidding. Fuck Clemson."
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by Tremendous on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish NSD were April Fool's Day
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by saxattack29 on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
that was actually posted in tigernet chat, so nothing to link
and I couldn’t find actual article via google. /SOPA’d
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Tigers
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
8-BALL
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Coke
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Pepsi
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
PEPSI NO COKE
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
CHEEBURGER AND CHEEP
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
s...
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Im a miger. Half man, half tiger...Im my own best friend.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Lion
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Murder
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Craig James
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Was looking for Korger
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
I was using that but it wasn't the same
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
I lost count of how many times I accidentally/mindlessly went to wikipedia today
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
It's always when you need it that these things happen
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
I'd like to see Wikipedia pull that shit around college final exam time
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Some men want to watch the world burn.
If google were to do the same for about a week…
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
/China takes over world through Baidu
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
Sparknotes too...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
And Yahoo answers for that matter
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
They should just nuke YA forever really
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Its good for a laugh every now and again
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I have to wake up at 6 to read for bankruptcy and am seriously considering going downstairs and playing Skyrim till 1
Sposed to be SEC
You might as well go all night
I can’t go off 5 hours anymore and Im younger than you
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
That's one thing about me
I can not stand the taste of any sort of coffee…The only exceptions are Starbucks Gingerbread Lattes, but they only make them in December
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
IF ITS SOLD AT STARBUCKS...ITS COFFEE
(Except milk)
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
NEWSFLASH
IT’S MILK
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Van Pelt, you're an idiot.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
To give you an idea about how much of a coffee conisueer I am
I didn’t know that a Frappachino was a frozen drink until I ordered one last year
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Excuse me for not being one of those coffee shop hipsters
That is constantly “writing a novel” while enjoying the background coffeeshop music by bands youve never heard of
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
We just got a 2-story Starbucks and it is full of them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
A STARBUCKS WITHIN A STARBUCKS?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Pshhhh we had one of those years ago in athens
Let me know when the monorail comes to town.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure that there hasn't been a hipster spotted at a Starbucks
in well over a decade.
At least not in front of the counter.
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It's more about the cultural awareness. Frappuccinos are iconic. In a sad way, but still.
I am not a big fan of starbucks, both because of the scene you describe, and that their coffee is the sux. I do however, LOVE COFFEE, and try to get good, fresh roasted stuff whenever I can.
At least I have a beach.
Kona's overrated
because it’s all that makes it out of the islands. We like Waimanalo, Ka’u, and Molokai Peaberry better.
/Hawai’i coffee hipster’d
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
Mmm. Delicious, refreshing Izze sparkling coffee.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
So you still don't like coffee
/Tried the clover brewing system today and was kind of meh about it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
I am SO. EXCITED. to run a double-blind test in my research group on Clover vs. Regular.
You’re damned right we’ve planned it.
Meh
Now Pinkberry vs. local frozen yogurt? That’s a battle royale
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
LOCAL FROYO
seriously i had my first pinkberry experience and they didn’t have raspberries as a topping? what the fuck. i also want to put the toppings on myself. and as much as i want.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
I realize it's sad
But Pinkberry won. That said, local place has far more toppings.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
humanity disappoints me.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
I picked Pinkberry
I mean it’s sad that our local place is worse, but whatever, that’s business
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
i mean obviously the more i put on the more i pay...but i want to decide how many raspberries, peanut butter chips, etc.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
#teampinkberry
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Please let me know.
Thought it was marginally better than stuff standing around forever in the tanks, but really couldn’t pick up any of the tasting notes I was told, even at the power of suggestion. Granted, almost worth the extra cost to watch the machine because I am a dork.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Not a coffee person.
My parents aren’t coffee people, and frankly I don’t like the smell at all.
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Gah
If they found a way to turn coffee beans into a snortable product, you’re damn right my nose would be on my desk all day long.
Sposed to be SEC
I sneak coffee beans out of my grinder all the time and eat them straight up
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
guh i don't think i could do this.
i can only really stomach coffee if i have a decent amount of food in me. and even then sometimes it makes me feel pretty shitty.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Regularly don't eat til two or so in the afternoon sometimes
may go through two or three coffees by then
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
I don't like coffee
I like the smell, and that’s it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Johnny Tremain in this thread here
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
/Attempts to pick up mug with his claw
//Spills coffee everywhere
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
the thing is i like coffee
i just get a stomach ache and feel incredibly weak/jittery unless i carbodose before
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
meh, if it's late i just go for the monster
i’m going to feel like shit so i might as well get the full kick
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
I have, at a certain point in my life (in the field),
taken coffee grounds and put them in my lip like dip.
I am not proud.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, it's a much faster uptake than through the digestive system
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
I'd say we should mainline coffee then
but vaporization and inhalation would be even faster than that
Sposed to be SEC
Doesn't head destroy the caffeine, though?
Hence darker roast coffees being lower in it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
/Heat
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
yes, this is why they have light roasts in the morning
and medium to dark only in the afternoons.
At least I have a beach.
So we mainline the coffee it is decided unless...
EPIDURAL
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
You are not alone.
/have also done that with tea
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
/TomHammondTheMoreYouKnow.gif
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
MRE's have instant coffe packets
yet in this particular 10 days in the field, we had no means/time to heat water. Ergo…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Then you know that simply putting it in your lip is probably just as tasty.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
I can imagine, since 'taste' never felt relevant in the Cascades at -15F...
But we never tried it that way. Now I shall, sometime!
I see no problem with this.
/has played NCAA until 1ish every night this week
//gets up at 6:20 to get kids ready for school
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Bahomet Zero the bastard.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Whats this new meme about nuking Miami?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Pat Frank is new?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
wolfram alpha.
i would die.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
GOD DAMN YOU WIKIPEDIA I NEED A SUCCINT BIOGRAPHY OF FOUCAULT YOU BASTARDS
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
Simple English wiki wasn't affected
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
BIG WORDS BORING BULLSHIT LOOK HOW SMART I AM
/every writer since foucault
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Steve Foucault's
career as a relief pitcher was.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Put a live chicken in your underwear, get all excited and go to a yawning festival
OK, everybody!
/looks around
//crickets
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 19, 2012 12:04 AM EST reply actions
Or as they call it in Lubbock, Wednesday.
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
or Thursday in Pittsburh.
Always trying to catch up
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Scott Tenorman Must Die episode of South Park is on
Good night everyone.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Fail
On campus interview submissions were due by midnight. I totally forgot about 1 employer I had no interest in (except for “holy shit I need a job interest”) and attempted to write a cover letter in 6 minutes, upload and send it. I was 4 minutes late and the system won’t take late submissions. Ferk.
Sposed to be SEC
Email a real person tomorrow with bla bla this one really interested you and you're sorry to have submitted outside their regulations but you didn't want to half-ass this one because you care too much.
Or something.
by Erik T on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Petition for an extension
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
This.
This.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
The Toomer's trees will need to be replaced.
Nick Saban cries a small tear – he had his first job in those trees….making cookies….
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 19, 2012 12:11 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
So thats why there is a little hole in the middle of the Fudge Striped cookies?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Harvey Updike's lawyer wants every judge remotely associated with Auburn to recuse himself.
by Narrow Right on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
This was the hilarious part
PAWWLLL HES BIASED CAUSE HE’S GOT AWBURN SEASON TICKETS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Essentially, this case needs to be tried in New England or something.
Someplace where no one knows what college football is. Everyone in Alabama probably has a conflict of interest.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Oh, they can just move it to Mississippi then.
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A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Peter King would say everything should be tried in Wichita
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The way his face is stretched there holy shit
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Also, he didn't attended Auburn
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Since when has being an Auburn fan contingent on attending the school?
/Georgia fan, glass houses, didn’t even attend UGA, etc.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Making fun of the he didn't attended part. The grammar fail
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
What are you cooking?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Cooking is science. You should be fine.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Oh well is it something you make a lot?
If so, you should be good; maybe make some cornbread with it. Stick a toothpick in and it’s done when it comes out clean.
How spicy is the white chili?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
It's her recipe; I suspect not a ton.
I solicited beverage recommendations, which resulted in stempke saying ‘bock beer’.
I’m asking my well-to-do advisor about wine tomorrow.
Yeah bock may be nice for it.
Wouldn’t be able to tell you what wine to pair.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Are you in general a good cook? Or have you surprised said date with amazing food you claimed to cook yourself?
If not, I recommend saying: I’m not a great cook, but I can do anything you tell me to. And ask for demonstration if needed/closeness desired.
At least I have a beach.
THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT COOKING CHILI THAT'S NOT EVEN CHILI BECAUSE IT'S WHITE???
At least I have a beach.
Because it's her recipe and etc!
My fuckup fears do not pertain to the kitchen. Is that sufficiently blunt?
Hey, did you go on the outdoor date? (the coffee vs. hot chocolate debate date)
/sorry if I missed earlier discussion
At least I have a beach.
Yes. Late-breaking decision in favor of hot apple cider. It won.
Things are going terrifyingly well.
So you cheated I see.
And yeah sounds like you need not worry.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
So I have 2 pieces of mahi mahi
and I’m considering cooking them with bacon. Good idea Y/N? Answer before IE can run into the kitchen and stop me please.
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ONE CHANCE FOR ETERNAL GLORY DO IT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
Because you may have bought it for something else?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
I like this logic
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
Bacon is peppered
should I add any other seasoning, or is the salt and pepper int he bacon enough? Judges?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
This is always your answer.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, I meant it's enough salt and pepper, but you can add more spices.
At least I have a beach.
Little red pepper
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
I mean what kind of thing are you going for?
Southwest, Asian, gulf coast?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
tasty.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
How have you prepared the mahi?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
Because you could do a red pepper/brown sugar glaze that may work...
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
No, because I'm cooking it in peppered bacon wrap.
I did two pieces as is; two smaller pieces I added Kona coffee rub. On stove now, will finish in oven. The great experiment has begun.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
Hypothesis: End result will be disappointing
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
Hypothesis: I will say it's delicious, even if it isn't.
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Conclusion: The Assman 1 was right
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
If it tastes anything like it smells right now, it's going to be phenomenally good.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
Your town is named after a former Illinois/Florida coach?
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進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
No, he is from Wikipedia, Michigan
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
SOON
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進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
Why did it take me this long to figure out the [Redacted] meme?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
If you're not here at meme-creation
it’s a pain to figure it out.
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
SURVEY SAYS:
Delicious, and I am not just saying that. It’s pretty darn good. Not best thing in world ever, but pretty darn tasty.
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進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
Don't worry it's always with the negative waves from Van Pelt
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry, reading comprehension fail.
I thought you typed “Peppered”, not prepared.
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進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
Coffee is underutilized as a spice.
Should be pretty good.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
Cheese
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
You don't mix cheese into fish stuff though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, missed the part about the mahi mahi
Cinnamon?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
ACS IS YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR!!!???
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because the roof is on fire but they aren't letting the motherfucker burn
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's a few houses down.
Still, that was interesting.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
/waves
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 19, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
please don't burn down the houses in my neighborhod....
there are many trees, and it might spread!
At least I have a beach.
FTFY
there are many trees there is one massive tree that connects over the entire neighborhood, and has trunks in every yard, and it might spread!
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 19, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
I dont know how many baseball fans are here
But one of my friends told me that EA is bringing back the MVP Baseball series next year…I can’t wait…it was by far the best baseball series of its day
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Volkswagen did it again
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 19, 2012 1:30 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
People will think I'm crazy but I like the little costume nuances on the pups.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions
That's one of the things that completely makes the video.
The one wearing Chewie’s bandoleer, the black lab wearing the Vader chest piece, and the greyhound in the AT-AT
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions
I thought it was a whippet...huh.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions
May have been.
I really didn’t pay THAT much attention to it. Just saw that it was a skinny, tall dog.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions
whippet good?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions
Crack that whip!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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bottom row left side looks like a spaniel
with the ears rolled into a buns and an all white body…
then next to her the pup with the side arm.
and the bottom right with the ewok head piece
what’s the chihuahua though?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions
i saw that last night.
still awesome this morning.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions
Petition
Spurrier’s new nickname: The O’l DroopyTit
by WolverHusker1013 on Jan 19, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions
sports
The scratch balances a prerequisite dentist above the universe. Sports smiles a forbidding sack. Any recreational circular holds a sect. Sports ducks across an inconsistent console. Why can’t a surprise emerge outside sports?
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