The collapse of the Bob-osphere in college football and beyond does raise an important question: does T-Bob Hebert count in the legion of Bobs, or is he merely an Acadian derivative? Our unofficial opinion: T-Bob is short for "Petit Bob," as his real birth name is "Bobby Hebert." Being a Bobby is an entirely different universe than that of being a "Bob." A "Bobby" greets you with a warm hug, and possibly a tousling of the hair, before inviting you to manly cavorts and public giggling. A "Bob" has only hugged his wife, and possibly a Polynesian mistress from the war that he never talks about, ever.