NO, DRE KIRKPATRICK'S ARREST DOESN'T COUNT IN THE FULMER CUP
by Spencer Hall on Jan 17, 2012 3:49 PM EST
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PrintWe were working on a mothership piece for the am most of the afternoon, but break the silence for this Fulmer Cup ruling on Dre Kirkpatrick's weed arrest in Alabama. If he were an eligible player in the Fulmer Cup, then this would likely be a one point weed possession score and little more for Alabama. We'd make a joke about how the Manatee County PD certainly didn't forget about Dre! We'd giggle, probably a little more than we should, and then a spirited discussion of Justified would break out in the comments. #teamArt
However, none of this is going to happen. Fulmer Cup bylaws state that players must be currently enrolled as students and listed as members of the football team. As someone who just declared for the draft, he is now a professional, and no longer qualified to score points in the Fulmer Cup. Do not ask us about exceptions, because that is annoying as hell, Auburn fans.
No points awarded, mercy on your souls, etc.
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Good on ya Dre!
avoiding Fulmer Cup points for the team!
a $120 dollar bond?
I’m sorry but the worst I ever got was getting caught at a keg party when I was 19 so I have no idea, but that seems like small amount right?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
I would have thought he would pay in loose pennies, painstakingly counted out on the police department counter.
For maximum trollage.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions
Craig Ferguson is the best late night talk show host in the country currently (Comedy Central not counting)
I dare you to refute me.
(Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre)
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I've been saying this for YEARS
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I rarely watch him but when I do, he's hilarious.
Loved his Dr. Who musical intro when Matt Smith was on.
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he has a killer monologue
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And it seems like he knows that nobody's watching so he just doesn't give a damn which makes him funnier.
Like Conan before 2000.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Craig is in Bham next weekend I think at the Comedy Club
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
Really? I might have to go to that.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
1/22
http://www.stardome.com/events.php
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
It SEEMS like no one is watching but he beats every other show at his timeslot and he was even beating Conan
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Say what one may about David Letterman
But we have him to thank for the joy of watching Craig Ferguson.
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I mostly thank CBS for not giving a single shit what Ferguson does on his show
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Right
But the point there was it’s Dave’s production company that got him the gig. Worldwide Pants owns BOTH time slots, so whoever Dave wants following him is who’s gonna follow him.
The real question is going to be whether CBS lets Craig move to the Late Show when Dave packs it in, or whether Craig will get… Letterman’ed.
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CBS could end up going for Fallon
Because he’s “safer”
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad Jimmy Fallon makes himself laugh
With Horatio Sanz that brings the list of people who think Fallon’s funny to 2.
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by Tuco on Jan 17, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thing is
They may actually have a chance to obliterate Leno with Ferguson.
They would have no chance at all with Fallon.
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Also, to fulfill the Justified quota Author has set forth
This is the last season I will hold out hope that they will develop Tim’s character. We already know he’s a former US Army Ranger Sniper, he doesn’t like to talk about, he might be a fucking alcoholic, and likely has major depression, and has father issues… SO PLEASE DELVE INTO THIS ALREADY JUSTIFIED!
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He also loves this shit.
It apparently gets him hard.
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Justified Drinking Game
- Every time Rachel gets a scene, drink a bottle. (I would say drink a shot, but we’ll never get anywhere at that rate.)
- Every time Art is unbelievably awesome, do a shot.
- Every time Tim’s character is completely squandered/marginalized, do a shot.
- Every time Winona doesn’t wear a bra, do a shot (win-win on every level).
- Every time Dewey Crowe is on screen, do a shot. Because why not?
- Every time Frankfort is mentioned, do a shot
- Every time Raylan kills a man, do a shot
- Every time Boyd quotes Scripture, do five shots
- And you have to poor some out for Mags before every single episode
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
But he said that none of this will happen!
Seriously though, Neal McDonough should be entertaining to watch.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
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http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/01/justified-season-3-review-yep-still-great
Winona and Ava (Joelle Carter) are both developing in pleasing ways, and the new season wastes little time in giving story lines to the Raylan’s oft-overlooked co-workers: Art (Nick Searcy), Tim Gutterson (Jacob Pitts), and Rachel (Erica Brooks). Every scene is handled with care by the writing staff: in one scene during the third episode, Raylan talks to a state trooper about the whereabouts of a fugitive. The scene is primarily expository, existing only to link larger, more important pieces of the story, but the state trooper deadpans two acerbic lines and delivers a laugh in his only minute of screen time. Details matter: on "Justified," the trooper is a sarcastic guy bringing his daughter to work because his wife is sick; on "CSI" or "NCIS," that nameless character may as well be a cardboard cutout holding a sign that reads "BAD GUYS THATAWAY."
No, on NCIS
The state trooper never turns up on screen; instead someone on the team gets a phone call, and then either DiNozzo smarts off, McGee is dorky, Abby is nerdy, or Ziva… well, who gives a fuck what Ziva’s doing, I just like looking at her.
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CASE # 0000000000?!?!?!
Issa conspeerisee, PAWWWLLLL!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 17, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions
I'm curious if his name is "D'Andre" or simple "Dandre"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions
You could just read the bio sheet at the top....
It says,
First Name: DANDRE
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed, I am literate
But I can’t say I’ve ever heard of “Dandre”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
I have seen the name without an apostrophe here in the Lowcountry...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
As someone who worked for a local court for a while,
I feel fairly confidant in saying that it’s entirely possible an apostrophe would melt that computer.
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If professionals aren't eligible, a lot of Bama and Auburn players can't score Fulmer Cup points.
by Ardbeg on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM EST reply actions 21 recs
hey hey hey
our players sell text books without our knowledge
HUGE difference
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
They're selling textbooks without anyone knowledge because you know damned well they didn't read them.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 17, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I believe Spurrier had something to say about players and textbooks
Maybe that was at Auburn, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
The Auburn library burned downed during a game
Spurrier said the real tragedy was that some of the books hadn’t been colored in yet
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
no worries it's the interwebz
shit man I just put a space in textbooks
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
actually we've had a serious improvement in graduation rates since 2007
so maybe not selling the books helped haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
.
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions
and green'd
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
If he gets drafted by the cowboys...
..and Saban has since renamed the team “Crimson Tide West”, it should totally count.
Odds?
Jerry Jones and Nick Saban working together
sounds like fun
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 17, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Worst buddy cop movie ever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Skeletor and the Midget"
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 AM EST up reply actions
I can't believe people get arrested for this
less than 1 oz should be like a traffic ticket.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions
but then the Fulmer cup would be much more tragic, no?
with no silly pot arrests the whole thing gets a little French noir
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
The $120 bond is less than a lot of traffic tickets....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
but actual cost is closer to a cool mil
bye bye early first round,
late first possibly second or third now
such a dumb move
keep your nose clean for 3 more months
Thats bail though, you still gotta go to court and hire defense
or go back to jail for, in Texas, i think up to a couple months!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to subscribe to your newsl- Hey, Carlton Thomas is trying to steal my Doritos!
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 17, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Al Davis trolled the grave for about 20 years.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Glad journalism's finest is on this case
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
punny
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
this girl telling the story is killing me.
hilarious.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
I definitely want to hang out with her on Bourbon Street.
A truly great call. She needs to be a regular caller.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
AJ was in Krystals several hours after the teabagger.
Coincidence?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Damn I always miss the good stuff
can you give me a cliff notes version of this teabagger stuff?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 17, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
a mom is now citing her sons karate training
wonderful
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
bama fan teabagged passed out lsu fan in the Krystals on Borubon
while a number of people stood around and watched. video on deadspin as of yesterday. according to the girl on the balacony across the street, lsu fan was drunk (duh), obnoxious (the only obnoxious lsu fan she saw all week), and left by his girlfriend to fend for himself.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
What are the odds he never comes forward to press charges and just tries to put his internet infamy away quietly
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Very high I would say.
Though everyone he knows knows it was him.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
Did he have a nut allergy?
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by Tuco on Jan 17, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Can't just being in the same room as nuts trigger those kinds of allergies?
If this is the case attending an Alabama-LSU game was a terrible decision on his part.
I assume so or that would be headline news around here
but I’ve seen no definitive denial.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
I would have figured "LSU fan found dead in resturaut, corpse mocked on Internet" would make some sort of news, local or national.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
None of the jokes are sounding right.
“Incredibly, he ordered eight times and yet only came away with a total of 21 Krystals.”
or
“I heard he got a Krystal Sackful but considered a Steamer Pack.”
There has to be something better.
she said he had a sackful which almost caused me to fall out of my chair
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
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Doesn’t <20g = greater than 20g? I thought “the alligator eats the larger number,” (1st grade, but it stuck with me) so <20 would be greater than, but the report says less than 20 grams. I’m just trying to figure out how much weed he REALLY travels around with, ya know, in case he comes back to town or something.
The Alligator eats the larger number, but we read left to right
So that is “he had LESS THAN 20 grams.” 20 is > (greater than) what he had.
oooh
That is seriously what I just said outloud. I apologize and am powerful bad at math. Okay well they could have just put the real amount anyway. I didn’t even know 20grams was a standard of anything. I thought it was more of a 28gram thing.
by Alabama Worley on Jan 17, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
The alligator is eating the larger number in this case, therefore the amount is less than 20g.
And that’s your lesion in applying grade school math to illicit drugs for the day kids. Class dismissed.
Nice screen name.
I used to live in Tallahassee as well.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 17, 2012 5:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Thank ya.
Town in this case is Tuscaloosa. I was probably vague just so everybody didn’t yell at me harder for having the stupids.
by Alabama Worley on Jan 17, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
To answer the question all of you have right now
Yes I paid Gunner Kiel and no it wasn’t exclusively in Ranch flavored meth.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
well, most of it was, but whatever.
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Some of it was bacon flavored meth
Kid’s gotta diversify that portfolio, you know
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm sure it was discussed in the CI thread, but goddamn if some people aren't blowing this way out of proportion
He’s a kid that doesn’t know what he wants. By all accounts I’ve read, he was literally packing to go to LSU when he started thinking about how far away Baton Rouge is for him and decided to stay home.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
gotta stay on an even Kiel.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No Kiel haul the swab!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
NO THIS IS AN OUTRAGE OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER
THAT PAPIST MICK KELLY HAD IRA THUGS KIDNAP HIS MAMA PAWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I ain't even mad, yo
Real life put everything in perspective on Saturday that it was impossible to get too excited or too upset about the results of game.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So..... Green Bay needs to fill holes where?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
First and foremost, they need a pass rusher opposite Clay Matthews and a safety if Nick Collins's career is over
Thirdly, if Derek Sherrod can’t come back from his broken leg, an offensive tackle.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I hope perspective was a good kind.
/doesn’t remember talking about anything
//may not have even been online that day
Nope, my uncle (arguably the uncle I'm closest to) was diagnosed with a very rare form of lymphoma on Saturday
Kinda made Sunday feel trivial.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sorry to hear this. Prayers for all the immediate and extended families. You all seem very close!
At least I have a beach.
We are
I’ve been told I’m closer with my cousins than most people are with their brothers. That’s just how country families are.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
coming from a very far-flung family that doesn't stay in touch a lot, I'm jealous. Times like this are rough,
but you have a LOT of people around you to be with. I’d give you a big bear hug if I was there, but you’ll have to accept the internet one instead.
At least I have a beach.
The best thing that you will see all day.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Just wait until Ball State swoops in with their offer.
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WILFORD BRIMLEY PAULA DEEN BUKKAKE PARTY
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...and the branch breaks.
I’ll be here all week folks, try the veal.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So apparently a lot of athletes smoke weed. Not a surprise but still. At what point do we have to face the fact that weed isn't as harmful as previously thought?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Eh, maybe. If so, withdrawn.
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Oh HI
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Can't see it but I'm going to go with the NEIN picture.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
THE HELL IS THAT?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
That is a Goliath Bird-Eating Spider
Just like it’s name implies, it’s a big ass spider that eats birds
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I take it back, that's the Golden Orb Weaver spider from Australia
The Goliath bird eater is from South America and is more “tarantula-y”
Moral of the story, Australia wants to kill you.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Did you know the Platypus is venomous?
Australia wants to kill you.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
wait, what?
You mean I can’t get one as a pet for my 6 yr old?
/stupid Disney
At least I have a beach.
Yep, although only the males, so you can still give the one
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
But still cute:
At least I have a beach.
by iris eyes on Jan 17, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ITS A TRICK
THEY GROW UP TO BE BLANXES
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Better read about this now before Wikipedia goes dark
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
OMG THE INTERNET IS GONE
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It won't have a big enough effect unless Google did something
The people who will be hit by Wikipedia and Reddit already give a shit about this issue.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
It is my understanding
that Facebook intends to “participate”.
I think that’ll cause an effect even Google doing something won’t. If Grandma can’t farm her crops because of Congress…
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Facebook will have a banner
That will do jack shit.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
It will cause billions of slacktivism statuses!
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/plucks out own eyeballs
//sits under tree for 40 years
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not so sure.
Google a random actor. A random historical figure. I guarantee the wikipedia page is within the top 3 hits. I think a lot of people use Wikipedia as an extension of Google without necessarily being the people already paying attention to SOPA.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Shit... good thing I'm working tomorrow.
Otherwise I’d probably claw my eyes out with all of the internets shutting down.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Oh, look. The Michigan State fans are approaching Ann Arbor!
by Mango Stasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What the hell is tattoo's on his "abs" - needs moar hats also.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Advanced Cow 402: Theory and Practice
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Even the ones who passed that course can't remember not to put the fucking mayo on my burger.
GODDAMNIT
The Masters in McDonald's program is 6 years.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Related -
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Not shown in this photo:
Three-score loss left behind on the other side of that hill in the background.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Needz moar all-caps description of arrest.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 5:21 PM EST reply actions
SUSPEC APRHEANDD AFTR SHORT FOT CHASE
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
SUSP. WAS, UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS AND, DID WEILD BURRITO AT A/O AND DID CAUSE A/O TO FEAR FOR HIS LIFE.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
SUSP. BEAT A/O ABOUT HEAD AND NECK WITH SCARF FOR INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
I STRENUOUSLY DENY ALL INVOLVEMENT IN THIS CASE
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions
In case anyone cares
Jeopardy Adult Online test tonight, tomorrow, and the next day. Go to the website and register.
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Have y'all seen the video from the other day?
On Monday, Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek posed the question, “A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal.”
Contestant Mike piped up almost immediately, answering, “What is a donkey?”
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by Tuco on Jan 17, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FALCON PUNCH...wait, no
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by greekpadre on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, shit.
I think my cat has become immune to the can of compressed air.
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Just throw the can then.
That’ll fix em.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
They're not immune to the spray bottle.
They HATE that shit.
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No, he doesn't.
Fucker plays in the bathtub. He’s a mutant.
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Drive your cat waaaaay away from your house and throw him out the window doing about 70.
Compressed air problem solved
by ding ding ding on Jan 17, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Can't.
That’s my plan for the dogs.
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See, thing is, I like my cat.
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Stupid thing will find it's way back. Haven't you seen all those, "Cat returns homes from 500 miles away" stories.
At least I have a beach.
OH DON'T YOU START HATIN' TOO
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I don't mind cats. Not a huge fan, and I'm a bit allergic, so in general I stay away from them in friends' homes.
But I did have 2 dogs, and they were difficult at times. Cats seem to have many of the same problems, only they’re more mobile, so get into even more!
At least I have a beach.
The only problems I have are
(a) keeping breakables safe, which is all on me, and (b) him trying to crawl into my face when I’m eating something, which is all on him.
Of course, both (a) and (b) can both be helped immensely by getting across to him that he needs to stay the fuck off my desk.
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What about placing tape upside down on the desk when you are not using it? Do you think the cat
would learn after a time or 2? If you had the tape dispenser visible?
At least I have a beach.
Ha ha ha ha
You act as though there is empty space on my desk to put tape. ;)
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This is why I said when you are not using it! Surely it's at least flat in places, if not empty.
I imagine your desk to be composed on many piles and you flipping through them all on a regular basis, cursing to find just that one thing you saw 5 minutes ago.
At least I have a beach.
It's not that bad at all, actually
But there are things that I keep on my desk, and removing them when I go to bed just to put them back when I get up in the morning? Not worth the time or effort.
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I wish there were a rolltop
that would cover the double-stack of monitors.
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Women's History Class, focusing on pre-Civil War
Kill me now.
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College was way better back when we only had to take classes in subjects in which we had great interest.
by Erik T on Jan 17, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/mostly got away with this in 1990s
//AP credit was helpful, but mostly I had a lot of options for non-CS requirements, and most of the CS stuff I liked
Half? Slightly more than half?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Requirement to graduate
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
It's the only one
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Women's history required to graduate?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Find a way to work this into the class discussion and you'll be my hero forever.
We’re going to do it in a right kind of legal way that empowers prostitution.
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well...the man did troll Finebaum callers...multiple times
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Which makes him the perfect candidate to go Andy Dwyer on his women's history class.
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It's a history report. Not a babe report.
But those are historical babes!
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According to the syllabus, no.
Also apparently women were communists BEFORE Karl Marx. GEE THAT’S NEW!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Probably not so much pre-Civil war.
Lots of women were involved in the abolitionist movement though.
Temperance movement was pretty big in the early 1800s. it sort of stalled with the civil war before picking up
again in early 1900s. But it appears the class is going to start WAY earlier than this
At least I have a beach.
OT: Redtails has the potential to be a really good movie; but I'm not optimistic.
It’s a great story, amazing piece of history, pretty solid cast, and a solid director. All of that says to me “this is going to be a pretty good movie”.
But, George Lucas is the producer. And history has taught me one thing; Anything that has the potential to be good that is then touched by George Lucas will become terrible.
Thanks, Lucas, for making me so jaded.
BUZZZZ SKREE TISH TISH BUZZZ SKREEEEE
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
the rather innapropriate music they chose for the trailer on tv.
guess i might be the only one that has that reaction from hearing ‘Red Tails’.
at least until i can see the movie, that is.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
I do kind of wonder
Did the Tuskegee Airmen ever chant “We fight, We fight”… seems a bit odd
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Lucas didn't direct?
That has potential. Lucas’ best work is when he doesn’t direct (Empire, Jedi, Raiders).
Free at last!
True.
He has cool ideas but they need people to hone them down into great movies. His big ideas in Star Wars made the movies awesome, but the movie was made great by the other directors
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 17, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
I read somewhere that he directed the re-shoots when the director had a conflict.
But that the director is keeping final say of which takes make the movie.
So… hurray?
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On my list as well
Wanted to see it last weekend (ended up seeing Dragon Tattoo instead). as much as anyone can tell from the trailers it looks pretty good. If they stay somewhat true to the history it should be pretty good/pleasing.
NICK SABAN LIKED IT PAAAWWWWLLLL
AND THAS ALL I NEEDTA KNOW
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
If it sucks, go find the 1995 made for TV "Tuskegee Airmen" movie.
It was such a slam dunk take on this story, I don’t even know if I want to see the George Lucas movie. It was an honest portrayal of the story, without any “Boom! You’re Dead! Catch phrase!” that I fear may be in the “Red Tails” movie. Also, a great cast. Laurence Fishburn, Cuba Gooding, Mekhi Phifer.. great movie.
And no electronica.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
"One of my favorite people, Ann Hutchinson."
/slams head on desk violently.
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FTFY
“One of my favorite people, AnnHutchinsonRynd.”
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
realized that
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
nevermind...i can't spell today, or make any historical references...
/goesbacktoinstrument
//instrumentbreaks
///weepsdeeply
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+1 if you ever yell out 'She's a Witch!'
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"White men with property could not vote."
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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wait, is this the Professor? Or are these student quotes?
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Professor
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
this goes here
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
There has to be context for that right?
Otherwise it makes 0 sense
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 17, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
Prepare the mama's boy chants
Michael Scarborough of Rivals.com told the Shreveport Times that Kiel’s decision had come down to his mother Aleta’s “emotional” plea for him to stay closer to home in Columbus, Ind.
“[Kiel] wants to come to LSU,” Scarborough said, “but his mother got very emotional Monday and did not want her son to leave. He plans to enroll in classes at Notre Dame on Tuesday.”
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He is the devil.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
But what did he tell the SB Tribune?
/shrugs. whatever. I’m a bit confused by it
At least I have a beach.
You know what's going to be totally fucking awesome?
When he turns out to be Garrett Gilbert, and we get to mock THREE* FANBASES.
- - Yes, I know that calling Indiana a “fanbase” is stretching the point.
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you mean Mitch Mustain?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
Or him.
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There was a Vandy fan on here earlier
Who was pretty butthurt
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Protip: Don't use funnyjunk
They fuck up links and pictures.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
God dammit. In lieu of /mdwm.gif, I offer you this:
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Formerly THE Columbus branch of Ivy Tech.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
No way, dude.
He’s going to Marian, to get them over that NAIA playoff hump.
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That Alabama recruit in the Under Armour game didn't care what his mamma said
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
So far.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
New Signature
I am worried it is too long. Opinions?
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Mrs. OHokie has taped a movie called Cracks.
Turns out it is not a porn.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
PAAWWWLLLLLLLL
That Florida Blogger Boy is just denyin’ Alabama their rightful place at the top of the Fulmer Cup.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 17, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions
Once they go professional, the points go towards the Tom Cable Cup, right?
I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.
Wait, does that mean my Gamecocks are still the only team with points on the board?
We’re the first round leaders in the Clubhouse, boys!
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