THE TIME FOR SILENCE HAS ENDED: THE LSU COLLAPSE EXPLAINED
by Spencer Hall on Jan 17, 2012 12:25 PM EST
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PrintBegin with the plausible: Alabama's top-flight defense, playing the best game of its existence, simply shut down LSU's offense. That could very well be the case, and that LSU felt so overwhelmed by the Crimson Tide's hyper-prepared defense that nothing made sense, and in a blind panic they reverted to five plays and a punt as their entire playbook.
This would make sense, and that is why we must reject it. That's a boring, realistic explanation. The idea that there was some kind of coachfight between Miles and offensive coordinator Greg Studrawa is much more fascinating, or better still that the locker room split down racial lines in support for Jordan Jefferson or Jarrett Lee. By the way, if this was the case, this would be the most pitiful racial divide ever as judged by quality of sporting representative, because "LOL Jarrett Lee and Jordan Jefferson as rallying points."
There are a thousand theories at this point about what precisely happened before the BCS title game. As always, every media outlet has their own unique take on the mystery, so in the interests of fairness and accuracy it is best to present them all at once, and let you, the reader, choose the truth from the multiple perspectives of this college football Rashomon.
Q: LSU's offense had sputtered at times this year, but never did it struggle THAT badly? What happened?
A: (top answer) If you drink rum while your having sex you cant get pregant because babies only like white wine
- Yahoo! Answers'
"Les Miles spectacular collapse in the title game = Nike's Katrina. Pro Combat Unis would have helped." —Darren Rovell.
"Fuck Gunner Kiel, dude. If you ask me, he's who to blame here." - TigerDroppings.com
"My friend Trevor told me this team was really something, but I must have come on an off night - the passing was cold, the run game showed up at LEAST thirty minutes later than it should've, and we didn't find out until well after we'd been seated that the kitchen had fallen into a sinkhole. Two stars!" - Yelp
"You will die within 7 minutes." —Worst Magic 8-Ball ever, not even bothering to answer the question.
"DEATH TO THE INFIDEL, AND MAY ALLAH SMASH HIS FLESHY EVIL FACE, also these bitches oughta know, let's pop non-alcoholic bottles to his demise." —Osama Trim Laden, Saudi Arabia's hottest hip-hop star, completely misunderstanding the question.
"I'm just saying, if Les Miles had really wanted to win this game, he would've looked towards the sky and sought a divine exemption from the NCAA to start Tim Tebow for one game only." - Trent Dilfer, ESPN
"Too many harpsichords today" --Les Miles' confidante and spiritual advisor @Horse_ebooks
"LES MILES? MORE MORE LIKE TOO MANY MILES. SELL SELL SELL *BULL NOISE* THIS TEAM IS A REGULAR *PUNCHING BAG NOISE*. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUMP DOWN THE BAYOU BENGALS TO A… DON'T BUY *BABY CRYING*" - Jim Cramer, Mad Money.
"This is probably over a girl, which would be the most sexist thing ever, not that we all haven't fucked a room full of football players at once. It's a natural part of your sexual maturation. Everyone has herpes." --Jezebel
"It probably had something to do with a gluten allergy." --Your friend who believes in every fucking diet ever and who also failed chemistry twice in college before switching to a communications major.
"YARRRR SNARRRGGGHH HIIICKKGGGHKHKH SNAARRRRLLL BARK BARK BARK WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!! [chews armpad off desk chair]" --Skip Bayless, First Take.
"Well, dat durr got the fiyah, and what de TAIGAH ain't got whatfor, cherrr. Dem Bama gators done caught ya with the nutz over the water, and hoooooweee dassa lunch you ain't wanna be no part of, ami." ---Local actor after three hours in a "Cajun dialect" session.
"OH GODDD… IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN… I CAN'T FEEL MY DICK." - Brian Kelly, Notre Dame head coach after suffering PTSD watching LSU's offense.
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Santa didn't refill the TAFFY BUKKIT on Christmas Eve.
And Les lost his will to coach.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Or it was a zoo keeper.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 17, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Only 2 recs? Seriously?
I’d expect this shit to be green by now. Damn offseason…
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 17, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
“My analysis? PAIN” — Clubber Lang
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by Thomas Holzerman on Jan 17, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions
"Pain don't hurt."
—James Dalton
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 17, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
What is Pain? French Bread.
/rememberthetitans
//rememberthefive
I thought i was fresh break
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
*bread
nice freudian typing slip, that.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
This is quite possibly the best picture ever.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
it really was the most confusing thing in person
because the score was never really that far out of reach we always expected LSU to come storming back like they had all year
and then we get the weird INT/Fumble and Trent runs it in
and it’s like “Well shit, I guess we’re champions!”
then there was this chick who was naked to the waist but her chest was painted, so I guess it’s okay?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
holy shit
I saw her in the quarter – super creepy with that old guy – her dad?
I got the creepy Alabama trailer park relationship vibe
which is only slightly worse then if that’s her dad
/gag
//shiver
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
LSU's offense was waiting for the defense to bail them out
Once the offense saw that wasn’t going to happen they went into panic mode.
Sending you an invoice for the broken rib I suffered laughing at the Jezebel entry.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 17, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
And by "broken rib", I am in no way alluding to the Biblical story of woman being made from the rib of a man & thus being inferior and
OH WHAT THE HELL JEZEBEL STOP READING SO MUCH INTO THINGS NOT EVERYTHING IS A SLIGHT AGAINST WOMEN WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY EMAIL ADDRESS STOP TYPING STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 17, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
What if Jordan Jefferson were Asian?
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
What if Nick Saban were a dwar-
Wait, never mind
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
He should hang out with Peter Dinklage
It would be the best buddy cop movie ever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
what about Willow?
He really is a great and powerful sorcerer.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Capable of turning himself into a frog.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Jan 17, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
he doesnt like you
because youre ‘dangerous’
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
why couldn't it be:
/takes off shirt
//plays sand volleyball
?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Willow isn't tall enough to be his partner. It would be really awkward.
/top gun high fives
/slaps willow’s face
Go gata!
"LSU Offense Sputtering? Looked alright to me, and the results speak for themselves." Charlie Weis
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
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I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
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“That’s brilliant. They made all youse think LSU was gonna win this game by beatin’ Bama at on the road and then SWERVE, Bama wins the title game. THAT’S HOW YOUSE DO IT.” — Vince Russo
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by Thomas Holzerman on Jan 17, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions
We will not know
for 10^76 years. The information is locked inside the black hole caused by the collapse and will not return to the universe until the black hole evaporates due to Me radiation.
PS. Also, the number of BCS championships for the SEC in that time span will be 10^76-1.
What was Bob Davie's take on what happened?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions
WEEEEEEYUL AHTELLYEWWUT ISSAYPITINOYEWSAYPUTRUNDO
Ah’ve always sayeed that DEFRUNSE wins CHAMPACHIPS annnit shurrrrrre looked to me like the CRAMPSUN TAHD’S DEFRENSIVE FOOTBAW GUYS
/stares at cactus in new mexico
//licks cactus
///stares at camera 3 with needles sticking out of face
just had better footbaw DISKAPLIN.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 21 recs
Ask and ye shall receive.
Point of order though. Wasn’t the BCS CG in New Orleans?
/stares at hooker on Bourbon St.
//licks hooker
///stares at camera 3 with herpesyphilirrhea
Oh wait, forgot he was coaching at NUW MERXCICO
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
You scare me when Bob Davie takes over your body.
And I green’d this anyway.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Bob Davie is a warg.
Hence coaching the Lobos.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
That's Bob Davie?
I thought he was channeling his inner -bootheel Missourian.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
SCOTT CITY
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
But what if it happens during sexy times?
Gotta be a deal-breaker, right?
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Thankfully, that did not happen this weekend.
If it did, I think I would diffuse the situation by asking “Do you have gout?”
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Why THAKYEW, SPRUTSGEEKFARTYTOO.
Ah just can’t wait fer tha OPPURTUNTEE to coach MISHGIN FOOTBAW after BRADYOAK moves on.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
NEIN
Ol’ Pizzafarts is here for a long time.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
It still scares me how well you channel Footbaw Bawb....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Somehow I think he'd turn your name into
MOUSEKETEER IN ECSTASY.
And now we’re probably all on a list somewhere.
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by allicolls on Jan 17, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"If you drink rum while your having sex you cant get pregant because babies only like white wine"
So that’s how babby is formed.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions
NDNation doesn't want babies if they're fans of white wine
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They need to do way instain mother
who give their babbys white wine. Because these babbys can’t chose wine?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 17, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
They need to what?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
it was on the news this mroing a coach in la who kill his ofennce.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously, Jefferson got into debt with some riverboat gamblers.
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You got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold ’em
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Know when to allow a fair catch without interference.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 17, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Well, at least when Jefferson washes out of the NFL/CFL/Arena2, he'll have a future in muay thai
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'm having a very difficult time
believing that Jefferson would ever wash IN to the NFL/CFL/Arena 2.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
but his son is alive, thanks to a huge lightning storm
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 17, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Good God
i thought the same thing.
betcha hes never seen floss, either.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
I see no photographic proof of teeth.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
hmm
that has to make him The Original Chizik
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He was dead then too.
Allegedly.
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BAWK
“Thanks, Parrot!”
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Corn?
Snow! Snow!
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 17, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Needed more shovel passes right before halftime
—Greg Davis
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 17, 2012 12:55 PM EST reply actions
Matt Millen thinks they should have recruited more wide receivers
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Matt Millen
should have recruited more distance between his brain and his mouth.
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by Epictetus on Jan 17, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gayfers put out its Christmas decor too early.
- Easterbrook
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 12:57 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
//never realized Gayfers was gone until this minute
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Serious question, not a joke, no matter how much it sounds like it.
What’s a Gayfers?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Old department store.
Still had one here in the 90s.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
a Belk
about 15-20 years ago
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure when we moved here, the mall had
Gayfers, Dillards, Sears, Penney’s, and MacRae’s.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
When I moved here, the two biggest stores in the mall were Gayfers and Gaylords
And guys would brag that they only bought their Polo shirts at Gayfers. It was almost too much for young boy in the 1980s to process.
Like a Belks or a Dillards.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Thanks all!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Thought for sure this was going to have a bad joke ending...
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 17, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Heh
He said “gag.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 17, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Royal Knight.
/stylish at junior high dance
Something really cool that only the elite troller would understand!!
None of this Detracts from the fact that
Gunner Kiel is a fucking DIVA
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That would be his momma you are talking about.
Yeah…I said it.
by ApothecaryMark on Jan 17, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Gunner better be glad he didn't de-commit from Bama
Harvey Updyke would have poisened the whole State of Indiana…wait a scond, it is already poisoned.
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
42.
/Douglas Adams’d
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 17, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions
Also, re: Georgia:
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
/ffffffuuuuuuuu
//cries
///raeg-cry
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's the wrong reaction, bro.
This was a GOOD THING that we TOTALLY SHIT THE BED and LOST TO OUR FIRST BIG TEN TEAM EVER IN A BOWL GAME. It provides, uh, motivation and stuff for next year.
It’s totally why all of our best defensive guys are coming back next year!
(Someone points out that Bobo is coming back next year, too.)
Aww, shit.
(whimper)
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Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 17, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
hey you don't have willie still!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, she's right...
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 17, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I KNOW SQUEEE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't you lose to PSU before PSU was B1G?
Pretty sure the B1G counts that given how they consider Osborne a B1G legend.
Saban planned it that way Paawwl
He studies this stuff called game theory Pawwll…
I thought it was about huntin’ till I looked it up Pawwll…
Its like he knows how to manipulate the whole dern NCAA Pawwll…
Them flag-playin’ offenses like Okie Lite and Boyz-E State were bound to lose to anybody decent Pawwll…
Then all Saban had to do was change his game-plan when Bama got back in the chaimpeionship Pawwll…
Les Miles don’t know how to coach against a Geppetto like Saban. He can barely tell time.
Roll Damn Tide!
Spread the meme
Gunner killed five hookers when he was at LSUNotreDameIndiana.
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
He's trying to pin it on Jon Gruden.
Hence the clever disguise.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
No.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Need a different meme for Kiel
Gunner Kiel raped a yak
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
Your Gunner Kiel hate is disturbing.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
His hate makes him powerful.
Gives him focus.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
If that's the case
then he’s already more accomplished than the entirety of Vanderbilt football.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
All that hate's gonna burn you up, son.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 17, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
No.
Don’t be that guy.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
It's all in good fun
until it isn’t
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Choose hate, son.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
by Spartan D on Jan 17, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Truth be told, I never expected a Les Miles team to just roll over and die.
Quando omni flunkus moritati
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 17, 2012 1:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
but they dominated the line of scrimmage
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CANT YOU TWO JUST GET ALONG
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 17, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Just as soon as
Conway sings a tune that is listenable
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
Magnets.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 17, 2012 1:13 PM EST reply actions
I've found the explanation for Auburn's collapse this season
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"You bitches don't know what pain is. Not a damn one of you."- every Indiana fan ever.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:18 PM EST reply actions
Sadly I can double down on this shit
Indiana and Vanderbilt…and don’t care about basketball. Please shoot me now.
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except i do have the the basketball drug to alleviate the pain
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
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Remember the 5!
Indiana and doesn't care about basketball?
Are you sure that’s allowed?
IU lost to the Buckeyes the other night....
…so they’re back to not caring.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
They're just hungover. As soon as they're done with their coffee, they'll be back.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
they got clobbered
that game was on one of the ‘other’ tvs at the bar i was at.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
True, you don't have basketball,
but you’ve probably never offered up prayers to the deity of your choice that your kicker can make a 44-yarder to seal a tied game you once led 24-0 against your (terrible, non-bowl-eligible) archrival to secure a 7-5 season and a trip to the Insight Bowl.
When your prayer was answered, you probably also didn’t storm the fucking field, so excited were you to see your team play in the FUCKING INSIGHT BOWL and get destroyed by Oklahoma State.
All this a year after the only coach who actually aspired to coach at your school died of brain cancer.
And you look back at those memories as the high-water mark for your program.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
I think about this a lot
and since the passing of Hep, i can say with some certainty that vandy would have kick IU’s ass almost every year. This year it would have been 50-0.
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Yes. This is likely true.
This year, they would have just lost 50-0. Last year, they would have led by 48 at halftime, then started the second half with three interceptions and drives that ended with punts on 4th and inches at the opponents’ 40, because that’s how Bill Lynch rolls. Vandy would win on a 60-yard field goal that was blocked, recovered by IU, fumbled by IU, and then run into the endzone by Vandy for a touchdown.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Hey remember when you guys lost to North Texas?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No. I think I was already too far gone.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry.
There are so few schools I get to troll.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Aren't you a Tide fan? Who DON'T you get to troll?
I think most people find better troll bait than IU fans. Anything you say to us is just true, and sad. We don’t even have the ability to be angry anymore.
It’s like having a relative with a bad degenerative disease. It’s not about, “boy, it would be great if he caught a touchdown pass.” It’s more like, “Boy, it would be so awesome if we got to see him walk unassisted.”
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I did almost go to UNT.
It came down to IU and UNT for music school, and I ultimately went with the one who had an actual trumpet professor who would teach me and not a TA.
/cool story sis
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I went to UNT for jazz bass
And changed majors for similar reasons.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Sweet! Don't suppose you played in the 1 o'clock, did you?
Those motherfuckers are badasses.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Not even close.
I switched to composition after first semester, and then added a minor in theatre. I had friends who were some of the best musicians I’ve ever played with in my life who never got higher than the two or three. You know how Alabama’s defense seems unfair cause they all look like pros? The 1 O’Clock is the jazz equivalent.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Don't I know it!
I got to see them once, and it was a highlight of my musical experiences.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
I grew up an Alabama fan,
But the degree’s from North Texas.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
This last scenario
is precisely the sort of thing I play out in my traumatized mind over the off-season
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
Yeah. You and me both.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
It puts the lotion on the skin.
If it wants to win the bucket again.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Goodbye, horses.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing
can compete with the futility of these two programs except my success rate with large breasted women.
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
do the large breasts coincide with large asses?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
should they?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Only if she 5'3"
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 17, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
that would be 36-24-36 sir.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hitting on Chloe
I am sure that NEVER happens here
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
nope never. also, just correcting the lyrics...kinda.
36-24-38 are the correct “hour glass” dimensions or any multiple there of. Waist hip ratio is more a predictor of that at 0.7 ON AVERAGE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Multiple?!?
Currently looking for that 108-72-114 woman, y’all.
But only if she’s 15’9".
Audemus jura nostra defendere
"What makes a second chance worth having comes from taking advantage of it, from correcting the mistakes you made and burning for redemption. Not wishing for it. Earning it." -Cecil Hurt, 10 JAN 2012
by animalcracker on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Sir Mix-a-Lot auto-rec . . .
. . . ENGAGED.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
boozy to white courtesy phone please
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
I was on the phone.
ANSWERING 1900MIXALOT
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
/coolstarrybra
had this stuck in my head yesterday: “i don’t wanna be a playa no more” and of course thought of you…and it was on the radio when i got in my car this morning. No i had not heard it before this morning.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
RIP
that man stuffed more rhymes in a single bar than he could stuff snickers bars in his mouth.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
There is a ratio....
and it looks like this.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And a few crappy novels will use this ratio
as a thematic anchor and millions of books will be sold to people that don’t understand the world beyond their nose.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
I have a passable understanding of both the mathematics and religious symbology...
Dan Brown used in the DaVinci Code and still found it a rollicking good read because,
Damn, I love a conspiracy theory.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
This.
I don’t understand the hate on the Davinci Code and its like. It’s a fun beach read, nothing more.
Free at last!
I liked Angels and Demons even better
Though Lost Symbol and Deception Point were TURRBUL
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 17, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
I enjoyed Angels and Demons a lot.
Deception Point was truely awful.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Angels and Demons and The DaVinci Code
both had me riveted right up until the ending. It really bugs me to thoroughly enjoy 3/4 of a book to only be let down by the shitty final portion. That’s mostly my problem, though, not anyone elses’.
My grumble above is more aimed at the masses that read either or both because that’s what Oprah or the teevee said was the latest MUST READ NAOW book and took the words to be more truth than fiction.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
Enjoying majority of a book and then being completely dissatisfied with the ending
is why I had to stop reading John Grisham. I swear it’s like he forgot how to end a book somewhere after Runaway Jury. He’s worse than Stephen King in that regard. I’ll at least still read Stephen King books for the most part. But Grisham I have completely given up hope for.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 17, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, his most recent one kinda sputtered to a stop, looked around, and said, "Well, guess I'm out!"
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I haven't even read that one.
For some reason I read all the way up to the previous one, but since it pretty much just stopped, too, I decided I had provided enough money to keep him comfortable in life, and it’s time to find more authors who actually know how to tell a story and finish it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 17, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
It's easily my least favorite of his.
Very little intrigue at all.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
The stuff I'll read from Grisham
is now “A Painted House”, “Bleachers”, and any other non-legal stuff he may do.
Free at last!
His early work was pretty good.
It was somewhere between The Rainmaker and Runaway Jury (looking at you, The Chamber), that he seemed to completely lose direction and started to suck. Runaway Jury was decent, but that’s the last thing even approaching decent that he’s written, in my opinion.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 17, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Whichever one was the most recent one set in DC (Lost Symbol I think)
was horribly predictable after reading Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
They're all the same book, pretty much.
Just with different story lines.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 17, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Langdon's claustrophobic
Bet that won’t get brought up in the third book!
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 17, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Not on Barbie
And I think disingenuous female role modelling should become a topic on here
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
Jezebel is THAT WAY, sir.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
by DrBundy on Jan 17, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Doesn't this depend . . .
. . . on whether they’re original equipment or after-market accessories?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hahaha
“Miracles of modern engineering” is my favorite line for that.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Cantilevered engineering" is mine...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Just compare to cars.
Fix the grill. Raise the front. Remove some weight from the rear. Fresh paint and it’s a new ride!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Just like that TR-3 my buddy re-did....
and she was fun in the curves, too
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
An excellent selection, sir....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Not really. God, that thing was an insufferable piece of shit. Fucking Prince of Darkness and all the rest of it.
I dug the wedgeness, though.
Like the Rodney Carrington joke
Nowadays you can marry yourself a mediocre woman and fix her up like a brand new car.
“Put a bigger front end on her, do something about that back end, and I’ll pick her up on Thursday.”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 17, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm getting married to my pickup truck....
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn must really suck
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
nope, sometimes the come all original
sometimes you want to trade in for more economy sized too
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Women in Denmark
are an excellent test sample.
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
"That's like slapping God in the face for giving you a beautiful gift."
-Jonah Hill, Superbad
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 17, 2012 3:18 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Perez Hilton says:
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 17, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Let's never repeat anything Perez Hilton says again, k?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 17, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
(This wasn't really Perez Hilton. It was a riff on the original post.)
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Uh, in case you want to look up shit
http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/English_Wikipedia_anti-SOPA_blackout
Wikipedia will be blacking itself out tomorrow
(No politics, just a heads up for everyone)
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Must be true.
The link is to Wikipedia.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 17, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 19 recs
severly under-rec'd
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Reddit is as well.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 17, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Tomorrow
Yahoo! Answers will be the primary source of information on the internet.
Fly, you fools.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
1. Kraken
2. Craig James
3. Ranch
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 17, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What are the three greatest killers of women in Indiana?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 17, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 19 recs
All questions answered with "Fuck Clemson"?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it is the source of and answer to all life's issues
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 17, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
The question to the answer of Life, the Universe and Everything.
How many “Fuck Clemsons” must you say each day?
42.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
70 if you live in West Virginia
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 17, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Aye, 70....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
i get all my info from your mind.
since it is hived, you see.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 17, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
You just want access to happy memories of the Sun Bowl, don't you?
#sadtrolling
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how could U COLD BRAH
not bring the happee to anyone? even me? its so whimsical
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 17, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
I shudder to think of the horror that is eye of ACS's mind.
some kind of combo of Gene Wilder, Hunter S. Thompson, and Mr. Rodgers.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Trick question.
If you have Myspace, you’re already dead inside.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tomorrow all the world will know that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.
Wikipedia tried to cover up the truth, but no more.
SORRY IF SPIDERS, but Iran trolls so hard
The US asked for their crashed drone back. So now Iran has started making toy drones for the public to purchase.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 17, 2012 1:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They're probably still P.O.'d about that building...
…designed by Israeli architects in the Shah days. The one in the shape of the Star of David, that wasn’t noticed until the advent of google earth. That’s some righteous, long-term trolling.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
by Dick H on Jan 17, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I am deferring my fishing trip
to the Straits of Hormuz. Believe it or not sailfish school up there and are vulverable to topwater tactics…now there’s some adventure fishing.
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
I was there in 25ft waves there once ...
Luckily on an Aircraft Carrier.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
From Mack Brown's email inbox:
FROM: mailserver@univtexas.edu
ERROR RETURNED – ADDRESS coachcorndog@lsu.edu NOT VALID 11:48 01/07/2012
Coach Miles,
I have reviewed the copy of your game plan vs. Bama in the BCS title game, and, well, since you’re asking my opinion, I’d have to say that using your QB as your main rusher might not be the best idea. It can rack up some pretty big medical bills for your program, too. So you might consider some quick, short high percentage passes instead. But you always have the HUGE edge in special teams. Hook’em horns!
Sincerely,
Mack Brown
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
by Dick H on Jan 17, 2012 1:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Worked for OSU against Miami in 2003
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
key words: "against Miami"
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
Yeah, 'cause there was absolutely NO defensive talent on that team...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Jonathan Vilma, Antrell Rolle, Sean Taylor, DJ WIlliams, Vince WIlfork
Nope, nothing.
"You might as well appeal against the thunderstorm."
-William T. Sherman, the Battle of Atlanta
"LES MILES IS A TIER 3 COACH WITH NO PILLARS OF CORE VALUES." -NDNation
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 1:56 PM EST reply actions
If only he had a mission statement
and Six Sigma quarterbacking
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
EXACTLY.
LSU IS OBJECTIVELY A SMALL-TIMEY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PROGRAM CORPORATION TRADED ON THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
As a fan of an underperforming program
I support curtailing the growth if LSU football
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
A man who only eats taffy and grass cannot be trusted to get the best out of the lads
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 17, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
They only understand
banging chicks named Taffy
and smoking grass
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
SYNERGIZE YOUR OFFENSE AND DEFENSE TO SHIFT TO A NEW PARADIGM
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
So 2002. You need an upgrade.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Reorganization?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't know anymore....
I have gotten as far away from that corporate psycho-babble as I could lately.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's not that he hates the forward pass
as much as it’s really tough to throw one whilst running sideways/backwards/for your life.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
Things I'm terrible at have always frustrated me too.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 17, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
The Asshole Correlation Index
Calvin Trillin has discovered a a social science metric we all can use. Huzzah!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Scotch and cigars?
There are some assholes around here!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Hey now, I resemble that remark.
At least on the cigars. I’ve actually never had scotch. And I can’t really discuss cigars like an actual connoisseur.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 17, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
quickly remedy this situation.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 17, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
/kicks dirt
grumblegrumblemainvicegrumble
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Bless your heart.
I’m sure many of my activities have a high ACI as well.
/drinks another Chrissy.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
you are a lawyer.
/ACI meter pegs to the right
//hugz
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
and you're an engineer, so slightly less right and made up for by booze and cigars
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Go walk down a hall way.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
I actually did that already, thanks.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Oh no, we're surrounded by assholes!
/Spaceballs Pic.jpg
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 17, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How many assholes we got around here anyway?
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
/stands up
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yo!
/raises hand
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
by Spartan D on Jan 17, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/waves
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Accounted for.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Who gives a shit?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
/ignores question
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
/farts in your general direction
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 17, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Python rec
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cool-arrow ack-key
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 17, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
FART NOISE
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 17, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hive rec
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ahem
/lights cigar
/pours scotch
Something really cool that only the elite troller would understand!!
I'm also an asshole.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
nope, not at all.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
All mine was without sarcasm font
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Ayup.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
So by my count,
that makes just about most of us. Right, then. Keep drinking scotch/smoking cigars, assholes!
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
I'm sold....
And I shall ponder my own ACIU at some length tonight.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Furk typing on a new keyboard...
They shrunk the damn keys, PAWWLL!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
IT replaced my keyboard this morning....
The new one is a full 1.25 inches narrower than my old one, with all the same keys.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Great article. He should replace "asshole" with "douchebag".
Being an asshole is an art form; being a douche isn’t…
by ding ding ding on Jan 17, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
This feeling of absolute kingly omnipotence
Brought to you by finally passing yesterday’s lunch of Torta Ahogada, which is Spanish for FLAMES EVERYWHERE. Also woohoo Ellis Mccarthy
Dr. Pepper Ten: Not for women, or people who can add
Found on the label to the 20 oz. bottle:
“10 Bold Tasting Calories per 8 fl. oz.”
and
“20 Calories Per Bottle”
Math is hard, y’all.
Free at last!
maybe they round up to 10 in the 8 oz, so they round down after the 20?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, it's simple actually....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Now why the furk did that post?
It’s simple. You pour out an 8 oz glass for your first 10 calories, then you pour out a second 8 oz glass for your friend’s 10 calories, then you have to buy another bottle to get to the third 10 calories.
Kinda like the hot dogs and the buns paradoz.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
This is why I always buy 48 hotdogs and 48 buns at a time
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The math also works if you buy none at all.
/hates hotdogs
//come at me bros
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sausage > hot dogs
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Simple pleasures....
Lunch, when I first started in the contract biz, was typically two hot dogs and two Budweiser’s at the golf shack. Life was a lot simpler then.
/heaves a nostalgic sigh
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
You have never had a good hotdog.
Or any other joy in your life.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
It's because you like corndogs, right?
Old meme is old.
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You've figgured me out, Miss Smarty Pants...
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Ketchup on ALL the things.
Everyone does this! I’m normal. Right? Right, everyone?
/looks at self in mirror for long period of time
I'll put ketchup on eggs
But ketchup on hot dogs is not to be crossed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
You do realize Cholula exists, right?
There is no excuse for ketchup on eggs.
Had friends that did this…If present I would move to another table. Can’t stomach the site.
I prefer salsa and hot sauce, but ketchup will do if necessary
Actually, now I need to investigate Sriracha on eggs.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Never tried
At any given time our fridge holds a dozen or more different kinds of hot sauce. I use the whole selection while my wife uses Sriracha as her ‘go-to’ sauce. For me, Sriracha on asian-type foods.
Including ranch dressing.
You can even work it into the name. Srirancha.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Sriracha has worked on anything I've tried
Cholula is good, although not terribly hot. I’m a big fan of the Tabasco Habenero flavor that’s come out.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
You don't need super spice all the time, though.
I love very spicy food, but Cholula has one of the best tastes of any hot sauce I’ve had. Also a fan of Crystal, even though it isn’t particularly hot either.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
I agree, although maybe my tongue is getting burnt
I might like Cholula better because as mentioned above Louisiana-style hot sauce is more vinegar than spice to me. Not that it’s bad, but sometimes I don’t need sour.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha. And I do like my sriracha, but for me, it can't go on everything.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Crystal was exactly what I meant by "more sour than hot"
Probably not good to get so jaded with hot sauce at this age
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. I like it when I make beans and rice or chili since I tend to make them spicy as is and just want something vinegary.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer Crystal to Louisiana.
But those types of hot sauces are only good on fried food IMO. Sriracha on Asian and I make my own for Mexican. Tabasco isn’t even on my radar.
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by Big Jon on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Crystal has its place. Like I said, when I make beans and rice or chili, since I tend to make them spicy enough as is.
I like vinegar taste in my food sometimes.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Honey?
This is the discussion we have from time to time. I can WAY out do her in the Scoville units, though she is no slouch at all, but I prefer to match the flavors of the hot sauces to the dish rather than just go for heat.. Taste being highly personalized, agreement on which is “best” can always a tricky thing.
Have to say I do ketchup on eggs.
Probably the only thing I still always put ketchup on and home fries too.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm probably not the best to ask on this, but I'm on your side for some things.
Though, hot sauce, mustard, and salsa are all better choices
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On eggs - tabasco, even the green kind.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Cholula > Tabasco
For me it has to do with the vinegar flavor of the Tabasco. It is good, but Cholula is better.
On "all the things"
but it is also good on a hot dog
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My mother puts salsa on white rice.
Which I guess isn’t that far off from Spanish rice. But it still seems odd to me.
Where did the whole "no ketchup on hot dogs" thing even start?
Did it spread out from the vileness of Chicago and hit the open air like the plague? Or did it concurrently develop elsewhere?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
This is starting to feel like an episode of "The Twilight Zone ."
I honestly thought everyone did this. Apparently I’ve been living on a culinary island for some years now.
You can get shit in Chicago...
for just being in Chicago.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Dave Matthews agrees.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Harry Callahan
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
I just find the whole premises hilarious
“How dare you ruin your highly-processed tube of pig and beef scraps with ketchup!”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Jan 17, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You've got to draw a line in the sand, Dude
This aggression will not stand, man
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'll draw the line with ketchup on a steak.
Do as you like when it comes to hot dogs.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
GWAH?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
There are two acceptable uses for pot roast leftovers
Well, three, if you count “just eating them”:
1) open-faced roast beef sammiches
2) quick-and-dirty pulled beef “BBQ”
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How about as a base for beef vegetable soup?
That’s what the Mom-in-Law does with Sunday roast leftovers.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 17, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Meh.
I guess I’ll allow it, but I generally hate soup.
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Southside Meat Market Hot Sauce
We started drizzling this on our steaks a while back and now can’t have a steak without it.
/Southside is in Elgin, Texas…halfway between Austin and Houston.
no ketchup on hot dogs I don't get
no ketchup on fries, am all for (really don’t put anything on fries).
BBQ sauce or malt vinegar or poutine
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Zax sauce is what you were looking for
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Zaxbys is overrated as shit there I said it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Disagreement, grumble, grumble...
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I worked at a Guthries in High School
you shouldn’t eat at either of these establishments
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
It ain't Abner's, that's for sure.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 17, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Milo's sauce
B’ham people know
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Also vastly overrated.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
the only food that always gets ketchup for me is onion rings.
I like hot dogs plain unless they’re chili dogs and fries just get salt and pepper.
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by Big Jon on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Putting anything, anything at all
on a decent onion ring is a crime.
Cheapass onion rings? Okay, do whatever, it’s okay.
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What about that sauce that comes with blooming onions?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Appropriate in Indiana.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
I don't consider blooming onions to be "decent onion rings", I guess.
Tell you what, though. Those steakhouse onion rings at Arby’s? If you want to put anything on those, something is wrong with you.
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Meeting a friend tomorrow for lunch
Snuffer’s bacon-cheese fries FTMFW!
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 17, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Can do without the chives
But most certainly not the cholesterol!
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 17, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Want.
But really if I were near a Snuffer’s, I’d be near a Fuzzy’s. And WANT MORE.
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I like a little bleu cheese on mine.
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by allicolls on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Depends on the onion and the batter.
If the local Sonic is using good Vidalias I don’t put a thing on ’em.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 17, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.
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[Outraged sputtering.]
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Some things aren't even acceptable during Rumspringa.
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buy some hebrew national dogs
give em a whirl. pretty damn good, if you ask me. which you didnt. but theyre still good.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
I buy them for the boy.
He enjoys them on occasion. I, on the other hand, can usually be found putting chili and onions on a hot dog bun.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
THIS^
I have done the same when the Mrs brings home those godfersaken beef/pig/turducken hybrids.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'd eat a turducken dog.
Maybe I’m spoiled, but with so many outrageously fantastic sausages available locally, I can’t bring myself to eat a hot dog. Maybe it’s a mental thing with those nasty turn-the-cooking-water-red things that were so popular when I was a kid.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
I think I might have to mosey on over to the Dew Drop for dinner...
now that you’ve reminded me I haven’t had my yearly dose of red dye #9.
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Ah yes, the fluorescent-red hot dog
Also, while we’re talking about hot dogs:
/drops mic
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
And to give a shout-out to Nu-Way
The slaw dog:
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
I've been to most every hot dog place in Jawja
But I’m glad that someone’s given a shout out to the scrambled dog and slaw dog.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Now is the slaw dog a Jawja thing?
Because I found it in S.C and they definately laid claim to it.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Slaw dogs are all over the South
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure it's not exclusively Georgia
Although anyone north of Sakerlina that I’ve met has responded to the notion of a slaw dog with revulsion (ignorant fools, alas)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm
Maybe it’s just New York people who get all harrumpity when I mention slaw dogs
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Yet when you ask for onions you get nasty red goop
and a funny look when you say raw onion
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Definately not Ohio - I made slaw dogs for a picnic and you'd have thought I was Emeril.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
We had them all the time when I was growing up…
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New Yorkers do tend to get uppity about their awful food.
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The Varsity, too.
They hit a bunch of the popular places across the country, and some of the little unknowns as well.
I Believe it was originally produced by the station/affiliate in Pittsburgh…and they also did a show for Hamburgers and another for sandwiches in general.
Hebrew National are good
Not that I don’t enjoy more upscale sausages, etc., but I won’t complain about a hot dog at the game.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
"You're never too rich to enjoy a good turkey dog"
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One of my favorite Futurama episodes ever has that line, makes me laugh every time
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I used to have a CostCo card
for the sole purpose of being able to go buy the great big packs of the extra big HN dogs.
Of course, I never let the fact that it is apparently impossible for the common rabble to purchase buns long enough for them dissuade me from this.
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Why buy a polish when you can buy brats?
Why buy brats when you can buy ribeye?
Why buy ribeye when you can buy Kraken?
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by jonfmorse on Jan 17, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because Hebrew Nationals are actually good?
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made from all the parts that can't get in a Hebrew National
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
Ah yes
Nothing like bright red hot dogs in a bag
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
For what it's worth
The worst hot dog I’ve ever had was a Russian brand that had the taste and consistency of Vienna sausages.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Sirrah, you think I would dare order sosiski?
I think I ate more questionable hot dogs and mysterious meat patties from my host family than any stomach should handle in a lifetime.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
All I know is...
The shashlik I got on the street in Siberia served to me by Azeris was quite possibly the best street food I ever had.
Well of course
Like many things, shashlik was best served from a man of Caucasian/Central Asian origin straight off the spit in a less-than-clean booth. Now, shevarma stands are a totally different story…
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
Random chucks of roasted meats of questionable origin > processed meat cylinder
And, persuant to our discussion of ketchup…the sauce the squirted on it was ostensibly “ketchup”. But I haven’t been able to truly replicate it here.
GOt to the sandwich before I could say 'NYET'
Turned out to be a tomato-y hot sauce of the mild variety. More sweet than hot…and pretty thin in consistency. I’ve given up on trying to replicate the viscosity and just gone for flavour. Basically a mix of Bold& Spicy A-1 with Hunt’s ketchup and a touch of random hot sauces to taste.
Grill a pork Tenderloin…dice meat…add above sauce… ALL.THE.ONIONS.AND.DILL…serve in hoagie roll that is not sliced, but rather hollowed out. Accompany with ice cold Baltica or PIT.
why buy a polish when you could buy this
by rook0119 on Jan 17, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm coming in drunk at 4 am and PLEASE PASS THE SYRUP!
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No
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
FLAGGED
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be OK with it if they left out the chocolate chips...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
I use these in my Indiana traps all the time.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How does the ranch work into this one?
They would get suspicious I’d think.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
I call this food item 'The horny leper'
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by saxattack29 on Jan 17, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, that's true
I must admit that I do enjoy sausage
/phrasing, etc
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, was supposed to go elsewhere...
Upstate NY Zweigles are awesome. Never turn down a white hot.
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 17, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Good day, monstrosities.
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IT IS A WONDERFUL DAY THE COSH IS GONE
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Its kind of shocking
that it took this long to realize that maybe Caldwell isn’t the best coach for your NFL team.
At least with all that failed NFL exp he’ll land a nice head coach job at a university near someone.
The good news is, Caldwell still hasn't reacted to the news.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I'm not positive he's really just one of those wooden indians dressed in Indy gear.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
The closing of cigar stores across America
have left his kind hard up for jobs.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"nice head coach job" - so you mean Notre Dame, right?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Apparently, at the same time he was leaving vital organs on the field every weekend
and leading K-State to an improbable season, Collin Klein pulled a 4.0.
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Makes sense.
There aren’t many 10’s in Kansas.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 17, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Har har.
There are more 10s in Kansas than there are Texas wins over K-State, AMIRITE?
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by jonfmorse on Jan 17, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Texas has at least a 5
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
It can be one or the other
BUT NOT BOTH
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 17, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
How about
“send your coeds, and if your gifts meet with our approval, perhaps we’ll let you win one”?
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Can we [Wf'nVU] get in on this coed tribute thing next year?
I’ve seen some very lovely young ladies in Texas.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Remember though, man
You don’t live in Kansas.
/elitist snobbery
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You, sir have clearly never been to Texas.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 17, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Also, reports are that the short list to replace That Insufferable Moron as K-State's DC:
Leavitt, Venables, Clements
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Mane, Venables on a lot of lists....
Yours, ours, Clemson’s.
Well, Fuck Clemson.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, well, he PLAYED for us, so we got dibs yo
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Yeah, well, RichRod played for us....
See where that went once the money started talking.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Hipsterism has been quantified:
http://blog.priceonomics.com/post/16013457968/the-fixie-bike-index
Although it leads to some surprising conclusions
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions
EDSBS ACI >>>>>>>>>> EDSBS Fixie Bike Index
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Also, New Orleans is one of the 3 worst cities for biking.
Color me shocked.
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"Wait, Houston, Atlanta, and Orlando are poor biking and walking cities?"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Atlanta is way too patchworky.
You can walk smaller neighborhoods, but not the whole city.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't realize you were joking.
Lot of people I know up in NY are shocked when they tell me they’ve visited ATL or I describe going around ATL.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Baltimore, too!
Who’d a thunk it?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
CTA buses : Fixies :: Paul Johnson : Everything
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Boyd's Hair Index Forecast:
High, with a chance of rough waves. Small craft advisory in effect.
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The first day of Estates class is off to a good start.
Professor: “Everyone dies and we need to figure out how to get their stuff.”
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:08 PM EST reply actions
This sounds like a soul-killing class.
Hugz.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
You think he still has a soul?
Love really is blind.
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Well, um, yes?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
/pats non-lawyer gently on head
//bills .3
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//bills .3?
My lawyer thinks you’re too sentimental.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I can only hold a sympathetic face for a maximum of .1
and that takes all my concentration.
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Don't worry
She had an associate do the actual patting and trimmed it down from .7
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Today in business planning was our class on ethics in doing deals
The 2 teachers (both partners at a very well-respected regional firm) were joking about overbilling clients as we walked in.
Sposed to be SEC
/sadface
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
It is a fun class.
/took it last semester
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Mel Sr. says learn this:
there is an inverse relationship to the size of the gross estate and the willingness of the family members to act like asses.
You sit on a throne of lies.
by Mel Kiper, Sr. on Jan 17, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
This is from a man who knows the area well
I loved the class. I would’ve taken advanced estate planning if it didn’t require me to take estate & gift tax first.
Sposed to be SEC
Quick, what's the answer.
a. Per stirpes
b. Per capita
c. Per haps you’d like to look into a different profession?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
per haps I can have my money back?
lolno
okay.jpg
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Our professor, 1st day: "everyone write down the 2 things you think this class is about"
/everyone does so
Professor: "If you wrote anything other than “greed” and “death,” you’re wrong.
Sposed to be SEC
Hooray, lawyers!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Oh noes
Nick Montana leaving Washington?
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I eagerly await NDNation's explanation as to how this is Brian Kelly's fault.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe he's going to Boston College.
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Why would they want him?
He wasn’t even good enough for that other school Tyrone coached.
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I wouldn't have a problem with that,
because Boston College causes no offense.
/looks around, smiling and nodding
//crickets
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's because there are no fans.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
It's a shame BC doesn't have any sports fans
The trollin’ would be fun
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Sorta, kinda.....
It has spawned Doug Flutie and Matty Ice. But it hides for decades at a time.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
"Living Dreams and Slaying Dragons"
Also, Jacking ’Roids and Spitting on People
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Didn't he punch a teammate in the eye in practice and effectively end his career?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Dre Kirkpatrick arrested for pot
and he left our school just in time to avoid Fulmer Cup points
good on ya Dre
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
Was hoping the Jags would take him
Looks like Cincy just jumped into the top 5 to grab him
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry Mr. Owner all your draft picks for the next 2 years
are Carson Palmer
ROLL RAIDERS ROLL
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
You lasted longer than most of their coaches.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 17, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not as much as if he'd practiced with the 'Cuse Bball team
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You must have worked the day shift.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 17, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
ouch. that sucks buddy
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 17, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
All of a sudden, in the last week, the pigeons have started congretating on the ledge above my 30th floor window
and going absolutely bonkers. Why are they here, and how, without windows that actually open, do I get rid of them?!
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Throw things at window.
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No. This is funny.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
by DrBundy on Jan 17, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Not enough forced out of context big words
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Not enough LOLNERDS jokes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I watch this show with my brother quite a bit
He actually studies it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 17, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Bill them.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Dude, you know better
than to try and bill someone who’s judgment-proof.
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or standing on a ledge.
Inappropriate?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 17, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
The pigeons are wards of the city.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
They are the birds we need, but not the birds we deserve.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 17, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Falcons!
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Does it resemble this?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 17, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Are those the Goodfeathers?
Animaniacs autorec
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 17, 2012 3:42 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
air horn.
wow. that was easy.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had one of those buttons.
My coworkers didn’t enjoy it very long.
/maybe they should ask stupid questions
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Pigeons are almost worth it for almost giving my secretary a heart attack when she walked in.
(She’s nice and I like her, but it was funny as shit.)
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We had one in our office.
Every time the secretary would screw up I’d hit the button multiple times in the hopes it would fix things.
Laser Pointer.
Your welcome.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 17, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
/wastes next 4 days torturing pigeons.
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Fortunately
Tom Lehrer has written a theme song for your efforts.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 17, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Only if you can take home the squirrel or two!
rec’d
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GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!
I happened to go to USD hooptyball against last night against BYU.
Bottom line: USD hoops aren’t very good, BYU fans ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE WITH THEIR DAMN SMUGNESS, Student section is pathetic…
oh, but I was the only one who threw off Brandon Davies throughout the night because I was screaming HONOR CODE VIOLATION! He ended up having a statistically non-typical night
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by greekpadre on Jan 17, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What annoyed me the most even more than ALL THE BYU FANS, was the fact that SUPPOSEDLY THE MOST ROWDY CROWD (i.e. the students), were practically silent
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
You do realize this is USD right?
They’re not exactly the rowdiest bunch
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
U! S! Duuuuuuuude.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 17, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Totally, I get that...but there is a such thing as CHEERING FOR YOUR TEAM
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
/Michigan fans are confused, want you to sit down and quit yelling
by Mango Stasi on Jan 17, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
SWOON?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 17, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of smugness
This may be the stupidest thing ever written. Take it away Easterbrook.
Here’s where the movie syncs to the election. The supervillain, played by Hardy, is the Bat’s comic book adversary, Bane, who is mega-strong based on a mysterious drug. One hundred million Americans are about to see a guy named Bane as the personification of badness.
Of course most people will be clear that Bane, the comic book character, and Bain Capital, named for management consultant William Bain, have nothing to do with each other. ……..boring stuff………. Suppose 100 million people see the new “Dark Knight” movie, and one-half of 1 percent come away confused about the Bane/Bain distinction. Elections have been decided by less.
This isn’t SPIDERS is it? I don’t want to stop anybody running for president, I just want to stop TMQ.
Someone has to, so we know the full extent of the stupid.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
because every week I tell myself no it can't get any worse.
that last week was the worst article I ever read.
"So you're saying today's the worst day of your life?"
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 17, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I really can't comment on anything written by Gregggggggggg
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure those that would make a connection like that ...
Don’t have the money to get a ticket.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 17, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Let's just say I closed my notebook before I even started reading.
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by allicolls on Jan 17, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah, that's powerful stupid.
Thanks for sharing.
Especially stupid considering how long Bane has existed, how long this film was in the works, and the political lessons in The Dark Knight which I will not delve into here because they are by their nature spidery.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Not defending his drivel at all.
But from the above quote, it appears he acknowledges that the “connection” wasn’t intentional, even if it has actual spidery effects.
There are no fucking effects whatsoever.
Anyone who would actually conflate Bane and Bain Capital isn’t going to take the time to learn what the hell Bain Capital is.
Free at last!
Unless some group of spidery persons spends $Texas to try to do it
Say, a picture of the candidate with the Bane mask superimposed over it with ‘BAIN’ below.
But that would be a spectacular waste of money.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
psh...like elections aren't a spectacular waste of money anyway...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Some are more wasteful than others
csb for fact, not insulting of intelligence of one party or another.
In 2003, the Dean campaign decided to give Bush a volley by buying anti-Bush ads in the Dallas TV market so he would be hit by attack ads while on vacation at his ranch.
No-one had bothered to learn Crawford’s TV signals came from Waco, not Dallas, meaning many thousands of dollars in funds were wasted.
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Oh how quickly you forgot...
the Obama as Joker mugshots…
Not supporting or condemning, just saying it WILL be done by somebody.
Next week's TMQ: ARE LUTHERANS GETTING A BAD RAP BECAUSE SUPERMAN'S ARCH NEMESIS' NAME IS PRONOUNCED THE SAME WAY?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 17, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
2 weeks from now:
ARE THE X-MEN MOVIES GIVING MICHIGAN AN IMPERMISSIBLE RECRUITING ADVANTAGE AGAINST TEAMS WHO DON’T HAVE MUTANT MASCOTS?!?!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 17, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's hard to hate Lutherans, because they're always having some kind of delicious potluck
by Synaesthesia on Jan 17, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
until LUTEFISK OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
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We need someone named Moriarty to run for president
So we can see if Easterbrook launches a screed against a Sherlock Holmes flick.
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how about Lex?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
With Crick as his VP candidate
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
We really need a film about the Mountain Meadows Massacre
that would set him off right quick.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Suppose one million people read Gregg Easterbrook's drivel
and come away confused about how this fuckwit keeps a job writing for a major media empire.
Free at last!
pictures, dude. Pictures.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I mistook this for a request at first.
(Put your hand down, Easterbrook. Your cheerleader pictures are not the answer to my question. You are less evolved than an alligator.)
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 17, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But what if the cause of Bane's badness
was the result of a concussion sustained from his years in the NFL?
It's because Bane was a first round GLOREE BOY.
If he had been an undrafted tight end he’d be a good guy.
this is obviously part of the socialist hollywood plot to.......
…..ouch the spiders are biting!
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Hey. Darryl Stonum got kicked off the team today. At least we have this to remember him by
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 17, 2012 4:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sounds a few more Fulmer Cup points narrowly missed
arrested after Sugar Bowl, but before the Splenda Bowl.
What's this I'm hearing about a brawl
10 mins before kickoff between T-Bob, Russel Sheppard and Jordan Jefferson- trying to self police that JJ didn’t abide by team rules the whole week breaking curfew and Jaret Lee should start? That’s not racial, that’s being responsible…and why neither TBob or Shep were heard from again…
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Somehow, wild ass rumors like these never happen after a team wins a game it's expected to win
Just sayin’
Sposed to be SEC
T-Bob went public on Wednesday after the game dispelling these rumors.
Short answer, IT’S BULLSHIT.
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