The caption for every 'New Yorker' cartoon should be "I have no idea what Les Miles is doing, either."

If there's only one entity in the cartoon, leave out the "either."

I think it works for every one. Feel free to try it for yourself.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption

http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?tab=winner&show=all

Fan post rules say I need 75 words, so I'm just putting this down here. If Les ever leaves LSU, and I think it is the perfect match of job and employee, I want him to come down here to Miami to be Dolphins coach. More Les Miles in my life would be welcome. And the possibilities are endless if he came to Miami. It'd be a one man 70s-80s sitcom of wacky situations. Hope you enjoyed my theory above.