UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON DISCOVERS THE JOYS OF TELEVISION MONEY
by Spencer Hall on Jan 16, 2012 3:48 PM EST
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PrintWe are still waiting to see which Pac-12 school is the first to openly and fabulously squander their new television money. The signs would likely be subtle at first: players using IPads for cafeteria trays and frisbees, for instance. Oregon's orbital-space-station-sex-club locker rooms would proliferate quietly, and helmets would slowly incorporate the use of more exotic materials whether they needed them or not. ("USC has made no changes to the classic helmets, but the materials for tonight's helmets is pure Kevlar, and thus bulletproof." Not a bad idea for wherever you are in L.A., actually.)
The real decadence would come later when all previous standards of decorum had been abandoned: Godzillatrons for in-stadium displays, football statues built to the still-living, coaches hired away from the NFL for NFL grade salaries, and worst of all, the outright purchase of successful assistants from other teams in conference. Dastardly? Yes. Standard operating practice? Oh hell yes.
It may already be too late, Pac-12. First you get the tv money. Then you start paying $500K for recruiters, and then somewhere in all the BCS championshipping and oversigning and glory, this happens:
And once that happens, Pac-12? There is not a god in the celestial heavens willing to help your blighted soul at that point. (Trust us, it's not as bad as it sounds. Quite comfy, actually.)
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trooper is a classy, godly man
i’m sure he’s doing great things for the young men at auburn
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions
He's just snagged a five-star recruit for the Institute of Exploding Dog Studies
by ben_in_dc on Jan 16, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I vizualize Pac-12 Troopers like this:
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 16, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Former Huskies coach Ty Willingham shares his thoughts on the hiring of Coach Lupoi:
On ice cream:
And on horrific genocide:
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 3:57 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
On golf:
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 16, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 16 recs
CHARACTER
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
/Vague accusations of racism
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hello, day off! Hello, national holiday!
/works 8 hours. Starting at 3PM.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
COTG doesn't get the day off
You know that Rev.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 16, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream.
I have a dream too – to someday get a government job so I can get MLK day off.
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by Spartan D on Jan 16, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Best keep that stuff in your dream journal
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 16, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
I used to have MLK day off.
And then some fuckers in the biology labs decided that they just had time off for Christmas, why should we bother taking time off for another holiday? And that whole extra day off in January went away, never to be replaced.
Thanks, Asshats.
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
Where the hell have you been?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lurking, mostly.
I had a busy summer, trying to make sure that 2012 is warmly lit by the fires of continued employment.
Did I miss anything?
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
Not too much.
Basically we discovered that if you play boring enough football, every game in the regular season doesn’t really count.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 16, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds good to me.
Especially if this steers Armstead to Auburn.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 4:04 PM EST reply actions
LOL WASHINGTON UR DOIN' IT WRONG
If you spend 2.78 Newtons on your top recruiter, you won’t have enough left over for the players.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 16, 2012 4:13 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
All you need to win the title is 1 Newton.
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Hellbeast has not been here since 11. This is the second longest she's been gone in 8 days
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 4:14 PM EST reply actions
Progress. You has it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
but you're running out of time for money
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
*ahem* We prefer 'Dawgzillatron', thank you, sir.
Godzillatrons for in-stadium displays,
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that too
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
or, MooTube
if you prefer.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
It must be expensive to replace the Dawgzillatron every six months.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
naw man, we're good. gotta breeding program all set up & th(DAWG DIES)
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
DWAGS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i mustve missed the DWAGS origin.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was a British tabloid term . . .
. . . for Divorced Wives And Girlfriends. (I like it better than ex-WAG.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
odd that i missed that
since i actually watched that game, but thanks!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
whoops!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 16, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ah, thanks!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Anything containing a football team having scored exactly two points merits an automatic rec.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/eyes narrow
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, y'all had your fun, too.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
heh, yeah
there was that.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
WE ARE!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 16, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MARSHLA MARSHLA MARSHLA
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So did the WVU folks
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 16, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
WHO WANTS TO SEX BUY $10 MILLION WORTH OF CONFLICT MINERALS FROM MUTOMBO?
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flagged for deadspin. rec'd for mindfuckedness
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Aha, Dez Bryant was detained after a fight broke out at a club
But he wasn’t arrested or charged.
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 16, 2012 4:39 PM EST reply actions
OH MY GOD
COMPTON FROM BAND OF BROTHERS IS GOING TO BE IN JUSTIFIED THIS SEASON!
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Syntactical furk.
When I first read that, I thought you said that “a band of brothers from Compton is going to be in Justified this season.” Totally different script, I’d guess.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Well, it's time to try cooking with grapeseed oil
if there’s a house that burns down here in S. Bend tonight, y’all are to blame.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I mean, which house/tire/chemical fire will it be?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Are you still making grilled cheese?
If you use anything other than butter, it’s gonna taste like shit.
I’m just sayin….
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Same general principle
wheat bread + salami + cheese, heated in some way other than via panini machine. As I do not have a panini machine.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
SEE
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
x
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 16, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mark Mangino wants to know what everybody else is gonna eat
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by Spartan D on Jan 16, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GOOD GOD WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT PUTTING THE APOSTROPHE AFTER THE Y
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 16, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I think it's up for debate.
In terms of etymology, y’all makes sense.
In terms of how it sounds, it sounds like yawl, which I see as ya-ll. So I spell it ya’ll.
Go gata!
Not that Southern has ever adhered to grammatical rules
But the apostrophe goes where the letters are admitted.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
The apostrophe replaces the contracted letters.
Do n o t => don’t
Can no t => can’t
Y ou all => y’all
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Hence my agreement about the etymology
But it sounds more like ya-ll than y-all, so that’s how I do it.
Go gata!
Curious.
Because it sounds to me exactly like “y’all” when I say it. I just have a y sound in front of “all.”
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
"There stands theologator, standing like a stone wall"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/shot by his own troops
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
"THEY SAID I COULD NEVER BE A CIVIL WAR GENERAL"
/graduates in top end of West Point class
//commended in Mexican War
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Henceforth, the southeasternmost state in the union
shall be spelled “Flooriduh”. Because that’s how it sounds.
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You mean it's not Flahridah?
‘Cause that’s how I’ve always said it.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
"Flar-duh"
that’s how I’ve heard it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Flar-duh"
Or for the rare remaining non-rhotic speaker, “Flaw-duh”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Closest to the way I've always heard it....
Unless you’re speaking to one of the many Latinos. Then it’s Flo-REE-da
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
His pants are falling down?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
It's not up for debate in my world.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Nor mine....
Damn Yankees
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Not where I live, brah....
It’s at least four sylables long.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
DayumYankees.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
I remember reading some book on the late 19th century in the US
And they had some Southerner who said “I was sixteen before I realized damn Yankees was actually two words instead of one”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
I think I've read this book.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Now that I think about it
It might have come from my AP US History textbook
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
daymyankees.
First Y optional; only one N.
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My grandma, in response to cheeky Yankee soldiers staying at Camp Shelby, MS circa WWII told them “I didn’t know damyankee was 2 separate words until I was 16.”
Go gata!
And of course, the joke about the difference between "yankees" and "damn yankees"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yankess come down for vacation.....
Damn Yankees stay.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
/waives
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/waves back
Hiya MikeLew!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
/grumbles under breath
“you damn Yankee”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Bless your heart...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Mine up there, that was a REALLY subtle joke, I swear
and not me trying to do my taxes and comment on EDSBS at the same time.
Also, Hi!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
DAMNYANKEES PAWWWWL!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The most egregious offenders I know are Southern
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
/insert "Northerners know grammar" joke
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
PAWWWLLL THEY THINKS THEY SO SMART WITH THEIR BOOKLARNIN'
THEY’S EVEN COMIN’ DOWN SOUTH AND TRYIN’ TO TELL US HOW TO DO OUR ’RITHMATIC PAWWLLl
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FAULKNER DIDN'T HAFTA FOLLER GRAMMAR RULES
SO I DON’T HAFTA FOLLER THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS, PAWL!
Go gata!
/coolstoorybro
There’s a plaque on the bridge where he “jumped”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Purdue order of operations
/right ACL
/left ACL
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU
Have you posted the link/article you shared with me?
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Did it this morning in the CI.
Here it is again:
Notre Dame Magazine covers EDSBS, NDNation, and the puppet show at HRB.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Okay. Since we come around so late, I missed that.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
I make grilled cheese with olive oil all the time and it's delicious.
@papaalphakilo
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
I did that once before
but set off a smoke alarm due to low smoke temperature.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
depends on the type of olive oil
Smoke points vary widely depending on how refined it is. Though cooking shows tout extra virgin (a nebulous, fraud-inviting term, though the best are certainly nice), Carapelli Extra Light is a refined olive oil that I have cooked with approaching 500 degrees.
I think butter will scorch long before olive oil
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
yes, because of the milk solids
You can clarify butter (it’s not very hard) and then it will cook without smoking to 450+
If you're trying to get fancy, use the olive oil...
then put some parmesean cheese in the pan just before you toss in the sandwich. It will crust the outside of the bread.
/omnomnom
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
It's amazing. Grilled cheese is one of the few food items I do well.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
The main advantage of grapeseed oil is the high smoke point
I might use it to put a hard sear on fish I want to stay moist in the middle.
For what you’re doing, I add to the butter chorus. Especially since you’ve managed to identify a cooking oil that is actually more expensive than real butter.
I started the grapeseed train
And yes, I’m going for the hard sear on the grilled cheese.
Butter is still the best option.
Free at last!
You are looking LIVE at saxattack29's house:
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Finished cooking
Sandwiches cooked: 1
Fires started: zero
Smoke alarms triggered: zero
Calories consumed: < if I used butter
Delicious: Yes.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Good for you. I must try this myself.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
My better half showed me the power of cooking with grapeseed oil a few years ago
Now, everything I make with it is delicious, even in spite of my average cooking skills.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
OMG GUYZ.
I just got an email from a rprince@___________.com
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions
Well, I was hoping for rprince (at) gocolumbialions.com, but it was not to be.
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Ecokat.com?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
#RonP4PrivateEquityFirm
After all, you can’t short a football program out of your 401(k).
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Last I heard he was piloting cruise ships in Italy
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by Spartan D on Jan 16, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I heard he was at the European Central Bank
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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by DevilGrad on Jan 16, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think he's on Pitt's bouncyhoop coaching staff.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought he was Todd Graham's career advisor.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
naw
he’s Renardo Sidney’s strength and conditioning coach / anger management counselor.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Bill Stewart's clock manager.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
I MUST STEP IN HERE
Bill Stewart became as good as clock manager as anyone after that first year. The end of the first half of Pat White’s last home game in the snow at Morgantown and the end of the 2009 Backyard Brawl were as well-managed as was possible.
He had other issues perhaps, but he kept the ‘eers winning at least 9 games/year and got them to bowl games. Couldn’t WIN them, except for that first try in the Fiesta, but he was a good steward for the team.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Somalian Infrastructure czar
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Army assignments officer
/sigh
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Let's hope for an international incident to get him fired/transferred/'promoted'
“You’re just the guy we need at Diego Garcia!”
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Might have been doing both at once.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Title: Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I wonder what the Aggies will spend their SEC money on....
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 16, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
I suggest scoreboard upgrades
It can really wear out those bulbs to glow “3-0” for three straight quarters.
The pleading "please don't go" look on the sheep's face is a nice touch.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Uh guys
Louisville is currently about to lose ONCE AGAIN
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
It's true.
And it’s WONDERFUL. Marquette really is the second best team in the Big East.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
No.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
YOU! are you around in about 1.5 hours?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Why yes.
If a certain other person does not call me at that time.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Just ignore his calls. He doesn't have class until tomorrow...and I will only talk to you until I get to the gym
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
I guess…
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Where does NAWT ONE DIME fall in this?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
With Georgetown in that tier behind Syracuse.
I mean, UConn/Georgetown/Marquette are about the same to me.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
I am back, y'all
How was everybody’s long weekend?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I spent the weekend with pneumohepatoaidsuperfluitis. It was.....not fun
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
I learned that Patriots fan stereotypes are disappointingly true.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
NAWT AS GOOD AS GRAWNK
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i'm sorry what's a long weekend?
more importantly did suit survive?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Suit survived, but needs dry cleaning.
It definitely served it’s purpose, though
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I figured it might. Glad you made it back from Tallahassee ok!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks!
Hope your trip was equally successful
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
not even close.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Awww :-(
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my extended family is dumber than i thought
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
/looks at burn mark on leg
Pretty damn good.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
How did you burn your leg?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Do we even want to know?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
cough cough person who burns things from here cough cough
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
Heehee, gotcha
That makes me happy!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah. It made me happy too.
Don’t tell him I said this, but he’s a really sweet, awesome guy.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
I would NEVER
unless it benefitted me, of course :-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Haha. Of course.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit, why are all the really sweet, awesome ones gay?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say "sorry", but I'm not.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Because they don't have to deal with women?
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
/totally gonna die for that
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Was worth it, though, wasn't it?
/ducks long-range shoe launch from Hawaii
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We'll see.
Neither of us are at home, so maybe I can skate by with her Shift-A’ing.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh hi, Iris Eyes!
You want me to dump this duffel bag in the ocean, you say?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I don't think she'll kill him.
But, she will make him watch the kids while she watches football at some point next fall.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
I have some jars in the kitchen, I'll get them along with some formaldehyde from the garage.
I would recommend placing the jar containing KG’s severed testicles in either the living room or the study. It doesn’t work as well in the dining room.
Please - they're married.
She had his testicles in a jar WAAAAAAAAY before tonight.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 16, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, so who wants KG's account once he's dead?
jc001, put your hand down.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 16, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I assume his wife will maintain it as a warning to the rest of us.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Pour encourager les autres, of course
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
AND YOUR OTHER HAND!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/jc001 holds up 3rd hand
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Zaphod?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
/infinitemiddlefingers.gif
jc001 has lots of hands.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Nice.
I didn’t even think of that one.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
This is an awesome gif of awesomeness.
Though it’s Leslie Nielsen, so that’s redundant.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
probably right
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
I was always told that dickishness is attractive
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Because "manly" and "sweet and awesome" do not go together
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Curses.
There goes my internet tough guy factor.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Quick...punch an old lady
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
There was a Blackhawks fan behind us Saturday who would've deserved it.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
but can he punch one of his own?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/glares
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
/giggles
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha, delightfully cruel
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I might be the one who gets shanked
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
/pets ACS
There, there, she’s just teasing.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Considering his attitude towards NDNation,
I would guess yes.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
♫ Chelsea Chelsea I believe when you're dancing slowly tucking your sleeve, The boys get lonely after you leave Its one for the dagger another for the one you believe♫
♫ Da-da-do Da-da-do
Da-da-da-da-da-da-do
♫
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
/Luongo siezure
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
TODD.
BERTUZZI.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Is fucking scum
And you should fucking feel bad rooting for him.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
He's fucking scum, but he's our fucking scum.
… is what I would say if I thought that he was still a dirty player. That incident changed the way he plays the game. He’s not fucking scum and he deserves the second chance to play that he has received.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
Bertuzzi is a basically a mercenary
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
It's sucking not tucking
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Stupid lyrics website
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
You people have had two hours to green this, and yet it is not green.
I am disappoint.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Start wearing an eye patch
But watch out for people who want to check how tough you are
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you trying to imply ACS is to blame?
There is, after all, a Michigan/Notre Dame hate, there.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'mm IMPLYING nothing
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
You're outright saying it, then?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, he's totally to blame.
For both the burn and the shit-eating grin I can’t wipe off my face.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Not long enough.
Whoever invented the “staff-only holiday” should be drug out in the street and shot.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Those of us who are just "staff" like them :-)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hey Tiger fans,
Do you remember that 5 Star QB recruit that used to be committed to you?
Um, yeah, about that . . .
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
He's already at 0.4 Forcier and he hasn't even shown up on-campus anywhere yet.
Not bad.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 16, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
RANCH CANNON.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Meh.
Yay, great, woo hoo…
/recruiting sucks
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
I seem to have heard this somewhere before...
/4 years at ND which coincided with Ron Powlus..
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
sigh.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Jan 16, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't even know he decommited from Indiana
Kid’s gonna not be good if he’s decommitting this much.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
HOW DO I CAUSATION?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Kiel decommitted again? at this point, he's just successfully trolling the entire CFB world
I won’t believe he’s committed to a school until I see a mascot tattoo on his forehead
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
I feel incredibly NDNationish saying this,
but the kid doesn’t know what he wants, obviously. I’d rather him wait and figure it out than come to ND and be a head case. I kind of wish he was going to Indiana. Or wherever.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Worth pointing out (as devil's advocate)
there are a bunch of kids that switch choices/reopen recruitment. It just so happens that this one is a possible #1 recruit, which means we’re all paying attention.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yes.
But he’s trying to do it on an artificial timeline (to early enroll), when he can take another month and make a better choice. Part of my hesitancy is that I’m firmly #teamHGHOHLSHON, and I prefer not having Kiel come in and screw with that, but the kid does not seem to have a clear idea of what he wants to do. For his sake, it seems he should take a bit more time.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
/flashes high school championship rings
//spikes hair
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I was hoping he'd go to Indiana, just for giggles.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
"I'm proud to announce that I'm taking my talents to The Purdue University."
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
CRADLE OF QUARTERBACKS.
He’ll need to commit to Ball State to complete the loop of Div-1A Indiana schools.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I imagine giving Tiller a five-star quarterback would have resulted in scoreboards exploding.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
he had Drew Brees
I dont think he could do much better than that.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Too short to play QB.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 16, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Also... don't think he's going to IU since his brother Dusty is leaving that program.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I wondered about this kid
as I watched LSU’s offense a week ago.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 16, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
After watching the BCSCG, he realized that down two scores late in a game,
Les Miles will let his QB open it up, consequences be damned run three times and punt.
/a wild McCxrvey appears!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
So does this mean all the LSU people sure he was the best ever
will now claim he’s a bust in waiting? Conversely, will the ND folks who crapped on him now consider him the next Montana?
I think there was very little crapping on him
more positive spinning: at least this lessens the QB controversy
and Kelly raeg: HOW CAN KELLY NOT GET A KID WHOSE UNCLE WAS STARTING QB HERE?!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So now they can complain that Kelly over-recruits QBs?
Man, the ND fanbase has it all figured out on how to consistently be miserable.
There's a contingent that made up their mind to hate Kelly sometime around the Tulsa game
and fits all facts into the narrative. It’s a fun intellectual exercise. If I may stray into spidery territory for a moment, it’s the football equivalent of my bar bet where I claim I can blame anything bad in the world on the (INSERT FORMER ADMINISTRATION HERE).
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Oh, indeed.
The point of the exercise is to show how partisan derangement can distract from an actual analysis of the issues.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You're being generous.
I think those folks had their minds made up before he showed up on campus because he wasn’t (INSERT FAVORITE NFLAIDS NAME OF THE MOMENT) or (INSERT LIST OF HILARIOUSLY UNREALISTIC NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING HEAD COACHES)
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
If you watch the debate tonight for whatever reason know this:
That’s in the building in which I and my stoner friends received our high school diplomas. I think the standards of everything is lower.
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
That sounds like high standards to me.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's Sakerlina.
Take whatever you think and cut it in half.
Then paint a rebel flag on it.
Then cut in half again.
Then make sweet tea and consume it.
Then cut the standards you think in half again.
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 16, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
was going for the pun.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yeah Im slow at jokes.
And most sexual innuendo.
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 16, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
#stonerfriends2012
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
/loses debate to Jersey Shore
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
/gets high
//listens to Amon Amarth
///invades England
TWILIGHT. OF. THE. THUNDER. GOD.
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 16, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
#RainbowAfroBush2012
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I’s taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Buddy Miller does an outstanding version of this song
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
BCS Trophy is already making its rounds in the fine Academy Sports centers of Alabama
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions
Eh, harder to make fun of than Walmart
The thing to make fun of is the people that go see it. I could understand, if I were a Bama fan, wanting to see Trent Richardson or Hightower or the Coaching Gnome, but a piece of glass? Thanks, I’m sure it’s every bit as awesome on TV.
The Stanley Cup in person is totally worth it.
The Coaches’ Trophy? Eh, maybe.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 16, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll grant the Stanley Cup because there is only one and it is 120 years old
If you drop the Sears Trophy and break it, Waterford will ship an identical copy in 24 hours. We have a candle snuffer from them, I’m sure the coaches trophy is just as pretty but weighs more and is about as useless.
Is that a Sears trophy, or a real trophy?
/obligatory
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
No, this one was a blue-light special at K-Mart
almost as good, and a lot cheaper.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Auto-rec for "Calvin and Hobbes."
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
/has touched The Cup
//you’re jealous
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
You won it?
Damn, that IS impressive
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I didn't touch it, despite my hockey career peaking in elementary-school roller hockey.
I enjoy those little pieces of hockey lore and superstition.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I know, I know
But I’m not sure I’d touch it, even with that- never know when a hockey team might have an opening for a mathematician, and that’s a good one to put in the interview- “Also, I’ve avoided touching The Cup, because I never won it.”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'd probably just stare at the Keeper the whole time
“Dude… I want your job.”
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I can't imagine what sort of things he's had to clean off it...
wait, yes I can, and that’s why I’m not sure I’d want his job.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Don't care.
Get to hang out with my big silver pal all day.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
It got a lap dance from a stripper before.
I hope they bleached the Cup after that, just to be safe.
I got a Christmas card from it in 2010.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I bet the Stanley Cup received this much adoration and love in North Carolina or Tampa Bay
/lololololol
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
or when that Canadian team won it
wait…what?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
It's been almost 20 years now, oui?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
1993 Montreal.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Babies born during Montreal's Cup run are old enough to buy porn and cigars in the US, legally
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The Devils have their parade in a parking lot.
Fitting for the team that tried to murder hockey.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 16, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hopefully right over where some mob victims are interred.
Meanwhile, crowd estimates of the Blackhawks parade reached the 2,000,000 mark.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
How many were fans for more than 1 month before they won the Cup?
by ElRocco337 on Jan 16, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
X>10%
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
well to be fair
they couldnt watch the home games on tv
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
'Out of respect for season ticket holders,
Mr. Wirtz’s funeral will not be televised.’
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Bravo, sir.
Fuck you, Dollar Bill.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Judging by previous attendance at the United Center...
about 13,000. Half of them showed up to see who they were playing.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
At least 800,000 of them were wearing pink caps.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
LIES!
No pink hats here:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
% of these people who knew Chicago had a hockey team 5 years before this photo was taken?
I’d set the over/under at 0
Ah, there's a couple in there.
I went to a Hawks game during the dark ages and they recognized jerseys that weren’t Detroit.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Some things are important.
Observe the Happy Human below:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hey look, Jersey Foul!
Amazing you found one outside of its native Verizon Center environment.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 16, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
At least he remembered take the tags off.
Still doesn’t look like it’s seen a washing machine, though.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
/trap
//trap
///trap
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
They did have one of the best ESPN commercials, though.
That whole “Going up?” and the mascot shaking his head “no” made me just about die laughing.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Were angels players involved?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Nope.
Just the Devils mascot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksTnfz-F8KE
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, I was in high school at the time and had completely forgotten about that bit.
I was at the Thanksgiving Parade in Detroit the year after one of the 90s cup wins, and we were walking down a side street near the end of the parade route after it was over, trying to find our car. I looked over and there was a convertable with the Cup in the back seat and everyone looking the other way. I ran up and touched it on the spot with the 1968 engraving.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
/reposts story about the train trip in 1961
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Saw ours at the Auburn Arena this past Saturday.
It was neat. But that’s about it. The Arena is pretty kick-ass, though. First time I’ve been there. Sadly that was my first ever Auburn basketball game. That place could be LOUD if we ever packed it. Hopefully Barbee has the team heading in the right direction.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Friends of the Program already has pictures up, although nothing that lolz-worthy
Speaking of Bammers, I’ve already seen championship gear out in the wild. Also, didn’t get a picture, but saw a Crown Vic on rims painted Bammer and labeled with “13 national titles.” Looks like Alabama car detailers are going to be raking it in from this victory.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
sigh.
houndstooth lady still has decorations all over customer service.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Luckily this far east we don't get that many Bama fans
But their number and relative intensity dramatically increased after 2008 (hmm, why oh why that year)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
If Bama fans really expect to repeat next year like they all claim, you'd think they'd hold off
But I guess if you need something to wear to church, you can’t wait a year…
PAWWWLLL YOU GOTTA HAVE ONE FOR EACH CHAMPEEONSHIP
AH GOT MY COMMEMORATIVE TRICORN FROM OUR FIRST CHAMPEEONSHIP BACK IN 1753 AGAINST THEM FRENCHIES AND INJUNS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot to mention the best part of the Bama Crown Vic
Knockoff “The Game” style Alabama logos
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
When's it going to make it to Walmart?
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 16, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
once they clear US 82.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
But
When is it going to make it to the Dollar Palace?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Wonder if Lou Holtz will be the greeter
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 16, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
It's only hell's equivalent for us Gamecocks.
Next is Brad Scott with flaming pitchforks, and the finale is Danny Ford in full faux-God regalia manically laughing at you.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
So my roommate that's dating hellbeast is the property manager
He always calls us on something the lease said. We went back and read it and there is a rule that after 4 straight days of staying, a guest owes 50 bucks a day. We called him on it and he started arguing that that isn’t actually literal. It’s only if someone starts living here. Which she has stayed here more nights this semester than all of us except him.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
lawya up!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
EDSBS Bar Association:
ASSEMBLE!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I dont think we can come up with a better solution.
No wonder our job market sucks.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Well,
our solution would be to make a record of her being there (photo/video/etc) to protect PITS and his roommates if Mr. Hellbeast sues them to collect the missing money, followed by a citation to the contract. There’s not much fancy stuff to be done when the case is as simple as take a photo and point to the clear terms of the contract.
The challenge would be for the EDSBS Bar association to take Mr. Hellbeast’s case just becasue we hate Iowa.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
This is an SD case though
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty clear that the contract says staying, not living.
And parties are normally bound by the plain language of a contract. How much are we billing?
Good, cause my ass doesn't get out of bed unless I am getting paid right.
That’s what the law students here are for.
Doesnt get out of bed unless paid?
Sounds like a hooker!
Whats the difference between a hooker and ElRocco?
The hooker will stop fucking you after you’re dead!
/rimshot
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
They'll also get out of bed
If Craig James allegedly picks them up to dispose of their corpses.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
200 schrute bucks an hour
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
RULE FUCK HIM
RULE FUCK HIM PLEASE
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
We all just handed him rent checks for 50 less
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Oh glorious
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Gold. Fucking. Star.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
The only thing that sucks is that his dad is the one we make the checks out to
But we are willing to plead our case about this
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
There's nothing a little stab to the chest cant solve
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
"Well, sir, we WOULD have paid full rent . . ."
“. . . but your son has triggered this reduction under our lease rights by letting his fuckbeast stay over pretty much every night this semester. I assume know know about her, right?”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yeah I can only imagine how delicious this conversation could be.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Oh oh oh. DID I MENTION
We had to pay rent for Dec even though we were here half the month. She stayed here most of the time we were AND stayed in her boyfriend’s bed even when he wasn’t here during break.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Having to pay rent for the whole month over the holidays is to be expected.
Other than dorms, I don’t know of any rental situation that would not require that – your shit is still in the place and you are still reserving your spot, preventing them from renting it to someone else.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Oh I know. I understand that and I'm ok with it.
I payed for rent all summer. BUT there wasn’t someone who doesn’t live there staying there for free while I was paying $300 for it and not living there
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Not to be mistaken with "Fuck Lion"
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I dropped the image of her looking like a can of busted biscuits to one of my roommates
Now all of our roommates and friends refer to her as that.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
What the hell does a C.O.B.B. look like?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
..
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
A word of advice from a non-lawyer.
Careful about letting that get out of hand with your roomates. It might complicate your case against her/him if things go that route.
I think. Again, not a lawyer.
Nah. We don't get too bad.
All we really do is bitch about her actions. Not her appearance so much.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Well played, sirrah
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Seriously though
This is fucking bullshit. They had a conversation IN FRONT OF EVERYONE how it’s not weird she stays here all the time because that’s what she did in her last relationship.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 16, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
So your last boyfriend was a pussy
Thats not my problem!
/deals with this daily
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Start violating all the rest of it
Argue it isn’t literal.
Note: I am absolutely not a lawyer, but this seems fun
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I like this idea.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
does she sleep, eat and shit there?
then she lives there.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Also, does she keep things there.
if there is a bottle of shampoo there that she uses, she lives there. Toothbrush too.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Uh-oh, you got caught!
Heeheehee
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
MOM'S HOME!
/everyone scatters
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
/stays by the phone at the house
//makes sure to answer first whenever anyone calls
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Aunt Iris Eyes?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty good.
Got some sleep. Waiting for friends to get off work so I can tell them I survived the weekend.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOO! And I read above it seemed a good weekend.
I remember enjoying weekends. Not wishing for them to be over so I could have my own time back.
/sobs
At least I have a beach.
Awww...
When do your kids go back to school?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
tomorrow! it's just a 3 day weekend (although KG has a 4 day weekend every week....)
I don’t know why this weekend has been especially bad. I think the 2 yr old is becoming more terrible every moment, so that probably has something to do with it.
At least I have a beach.
Two year old becoming more terrible?
/is scared
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Standard replies to children of all ages who attempt lawyering up:
1. “Unfortunately, this family is not a democracy.”
2. “I’ll take that under advisement. Until then, DO AS I SAY.”
3. “It’s no part of my job description to be your best friend. I’m your mother/father.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, this sounds to familiar.
As annoying as it was at the time, I’m glad my parents took the hard line with me when necessary.
OH HE BUSTED
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Yes...
It’s J talking about coins in the 7th century. Not really something I need to chime in on every 5 seconds.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
but you can type in the background? I would think certain people would find the sound of that annoying?
At least I have a beach.
He's glared at me a few times.
Ask me if I care.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha, ok. just was curious. you know, since i had to spend 2.5 hrs at a park with the kids
so YOU could do big manly man stuff
/not really mad
At least I have a beach.
Yes. And we worked through lunch. So I am STARVING.
But done now, so I’ll be going. Text you plans.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Will a bloodhound track her scent there?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
ISWYDT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Twas unintentional humor
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
By those standards . . .
. . . I may live in the Maryland suburbs, a hotel in San Jose, and 8th arrondisement in Paris.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Applause.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
So the ESPN front page asks whether Eli Manning is "among the elite QBs in the NFL"
How sad is it that I knew before I clicked that the link was going to be Skip Bayless talking about grit and clutch play?
Eli Manning is near the top of the tier of QBs behind Brees, Rodgers, and Brady.
There, I saved you threeve articles of reading time. You’re welcome.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
CBS is hiring him through the rest of the playoffs for studio work
strong work, his fans will tune in for words of wisdom, his haters will watch to see if he can fail at something else
by Ardbeg on Jan 16, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Have you seen the Tebow joke on deadspin yet?
Fucking gold
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
OH GODDAMMIT, I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Guess we'll see if Thom Brennan was right about "you're a better person for spending 15 minutes with Tebow"
Sadly, an eternity couldn’t make Gary Danielson a better person.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
This is just softening us up
for when ESPN gives Tebow a threeve year contract after his NFL career comes to an end (read: 2013).
Tim Tebow: Craig James' replacement.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Once he's in the booth, everyone will stop fellating him, right?
Offer it now.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Between being fellated by the media and an actual blow jobs received
I’ll take the real thing.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Nah. This just opens the door for the next ESPN special.
“Tebow: Redefining Color Commentary for the Modern Sports Fan.”
"THEY SAID I COULD NEVER BE AN ESPN COMMENTATOR"
/gets massive contract immediately after leaving NFL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
All other ESPN college games pushed to ESPN3
Tebowbooth camera installed for ESPN2.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
/camera pans left
//camera pans left
///camera pans left
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
At least we know he didn't kill any hookers.
Boy cries when he cuts a steak.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Dude performed circumcisions. He'll get that steak done.
And tell you about in the 3rd quarter of a 41-7 game.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
He would be a decent color commentator, although the cadence of his voice is odd to me
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
/choked by giant tie knot
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 16, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I aint even mad.
By all accounts, the kid HIMSELF seems like a really nice guy, grounded and thoughtful and sincere. The coverage he attracts is what makes it so insufferable.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Jan 16, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
When he wins four super bowls in six years
Then you can say he’s as good as Terry Bradshaw.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
PLEASE WHEN WILL THIS HOLIDAY END, MY KIDS NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
/oh, Hi everyone!
At least I have a beach.
duct tape and walls work wonders
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Have you killed KG yet?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
No, why would she do that? She should just totally shift-A
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 16, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, man.
I’m up to 1962 now, where I have discovered that every SWC basketball ref got hauled in by the state police to take lie detector tests as a result of a game-fixing scandal.
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Can you send this article to David Stern?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Is Cletus a fairly common name in Alabama?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Here he is posing with half of the recruiting class
by bruinM on Jan 16, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
The half that didn't qualify academically?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I sent links to the Best of Finebaum to some of my northernly friends
They found it “unintelligible”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, Rudy is getting his ass beat...
Where all the domers at?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Wonder how NDNation feels about Rudy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
Rudy doesnt have to prove anything to anyone but himself!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
/repeats this argument in front of judge
//receives ten year sentence
by Attie Hat on Jan 16, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Degenerate midget!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
Just finished watching Inside the green Beret's on Nat Geo
Holy. Shit.
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Oh no.
http://dining.baylor.edu/NR/rdonlyres/1013FAC7-6251-484C-ACB8-B5255EEED94C/0/MLKresidentialhours.pdf
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I'm sure this will go over with a minimum of controversy.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Williams did pretty much the same exact thing when I was there
Seems an easily avoidable controversy even if those were his favorite foods
Lots of schools do this for MLK day and/or a day during Black History Month
On one hand, I can see the problem. On the other hand, I want seconds.
I like how banana pudding
gets its own entry away from the lesser 3 desserts.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Banana pudding is well deserving of that honor
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
agreed
I lived in middle Jawja for 10 years. Banana puddin’ was the go to dessert. Pecan pie a close second.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Banana pudding a desert?
I believe the word you’re looking for is “vegetable.” See also mac & cheese.
Sposed to be SEC
Sign of a good BBQ restaurant:
IF there are sides available, they include coleslaw, potato salad, baked beans, and banana pudding.
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It should also look like a shack that is in violation of every health code in the books
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like the pickle/onion/bread combo
for only sides at BBQ picnics in KY. They say it as one word when they walk around “pickleonionbread”. Yes please.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Found one between Macon and Valdosta on I-75 which met all requirements but cannot remember what the heck it was called.
Sucks for me, next time I go to Atlanta.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Used to be one down near Soperton.
Sweats, I believe it was. Don’t think it’s there anymore.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, that wasn't it.
It was off an exit much closer to Valdosta than Macon. I wonder if BoA will still let me see my debit card statement from eight months ago.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Good grief, my mistake.
I was thinking I-16 and Savannah to Macon. Wrong side of the state.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't done that one yet.
But if I get a job in Atlanta, like I’m hoping, I’ll be doing it a lot, as my brother’s at Georgia Southern.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Hey
I went to quite a few Ga Southern games when I lived in Macon. Made that drive a bunch. Friend of mine was a big fan (kid was in school there). This was during the Chaz Williams era. They won every game I went to.
/is old
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Won a lot during the Chaz Williams era.
Hopefully we’re getting back to those days, now. Two straight trips to the semi-finals in the first two years back running the option with a slow, relatively non-athletic QB is pretty good. I’m looking forward to what we could possibly do next year with Youtube (Youyoute) or McJunkins running the offense.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
that team also had a punt returner that was amazing
I think he scored every game I went to. Can’t remember his name of course.
I still root for them. My other buddy was a Furman alum/fan so went to a few of those games. A good rivalry.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm, not sure.
From the time frame you’re referring to, you may be talking about Jayson Foster (#4). Only player in NCAA history with 80 yard pass, run, punt return, and kick off return for a TD.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds right
Kid i’m thinking off took one back against The Citadel game I was at for sure, and I think also the SDSU (Jackrabbits!).
This had to be around 2002-2004 range. I left Macon in 2005.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
There are two Jackrabbits here.
And we know we’re the real SDSU.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
SUDS
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
That year (2004)
I think my buddy said you had just moved up to 1-AA, which we called it back then. And we wore an onion on our belt.
There were some Jackrabbit fans tailgaiting in Statesboro, GA. Which I thought was somewhat odd at the time.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
They hadn't even decided to go to I-AA yet then, I don't think.
Might have been openly discussing it by that time, though. Memory fuzzy.
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I'm from Warner Robins.
/northside, muthafuckazzzz
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
Home of awesome football and some planes and nothing else.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Nice
I went down that way a lot (Cochran Short route, natch) to play golf and sometimes after golf to see the dancing ladies.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah,
pretty much everyone knows us as the We Bare All exit on 75.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I remember reading about a huge problem with human trafficking through Macon
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
NO YOU DIDN'T SHUT UP IT NEVER HAPPENED I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Probably the only thing you'd know
my town/school for is footbaw. 35 wins in a row? 35 wins in a row.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
I had a burger and fries
at “We Bare All” one everning i’d like to forget. Also got kicked out the other one right next to it. Somebody’s birthday or something. We Bare All is a “Cafe” after all. Burger was okay.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just now old enough to visit
and I’m about 1,000 miles away from it. So. I’ll pass permanently.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Foster was 2004-07.
And one of my ongoing hatreds against Brian VanGorder is that in his one year as head coach, Jayson rarely saw the football at all. He was put back at QB in 2007 under Hatcher and win the Peyton Award.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, i looked it up
He had big games against SDSU and took the punt return back against Appalachian State at that game I was at. Confused the games.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamPeachCobbler
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Paula Deen would like to subscribe to your newsletter
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I like that too
but only if I can control the peach/crust ratio. Plus some nilla ice cream, natch.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
WELL HELLO THERE SLOOTS.
Girlfriend has the stomach flu. So I am already resigning myself to a week of sickness. BLAST!
The Almighty says he can get me out of this mess..
but he’s pretty sure…YOURE FUCKED
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Irish Braveheart auto-rrrrrrrrec!
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Hm...
according to twitters Randy Shannon will be the new DC for Wf’nVU.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Wow. That could be an excellent move for them.
Shannon could bring a pretty dang good defense to combine with Holgo’s offense.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
There was a lot of resistance to him when his name popped up for UCLA DC last year
Seemed like more of a base defense, minimize risk, less blitzing type of guy.
Decent recruiter, solid defensive chops, college coach
yep, sounds like the kind of coach UCLA avoids.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Glad to see him getting back in the game.
Now for someone to hire Ralph Friedgen.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Masochist!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Just because we've only beat them once in the last threeve years
and have never started better than 19-0, doesn’t mean we won’t win today. Pitt’s turrible this year.
May the Force be with you....
at least until the Huggy Bear shows up.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
lol
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
One of these days, Huggs is going to vanquish the Boeheim scourge...
It is one of my fantasies.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Orange footbaw was 5-7. Giants are in the NFC Championship.
Orange hoopyball isn’t all I got.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Nick already said he was bored.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
SON OF A BITCH.
It’s bid day for the sororities, and the laundromat is right down sorority row. FUCK EVERYTHING. I WILL SQUISH YOU ALL WITH MY CAR, YOU SCREAMING UGG BOOT WEARING TWATS.
Install a cow-catcher.
Feel no shame. Drive unimpeded.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 16, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought about rolling down the window and mooing
but it’s not funny with just one person in the car, and to be honest I’d be worried that half of them wouldn’t get the joke anyway.
Subtle dig at the women of his campus is subtle.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Something about Big Ten, ranch, etc.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your room?
Grease her hips and push…
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
BUT THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THEIR LIVES
Until next week.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Why is Brent Musberger calling College Basketball games?
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Bet LSU and the over.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
He's done a small schedule of NCAA MBB the last couple of years.
Nothing too intense, just something to pass the time I’d imagine.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
While we're at it, why does Gus Johnson do regular-season BTN basketball games?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
He gots to get paid!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Musberger and Knight were the primary Wednesday Big 12 team on ESPN/ABC after Knight quit coaching.
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I actually like Knight
doing the color. At least the games i’ve caught him doing.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 16, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
SYRACUSE BASKETBALL TIME!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
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Shit is on the menu tonight...
However, Pitt will not be dining…
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
lol
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Viewing options
Watch Syracuse take out years of frustration on a Pitt team trying to get Dixon fired, or watch a Hitchcock-coached team play anti-hockey?
Obviously you want to watch the murder
Wait, they’re both murders…
YOU WANT TO WATCH THE REVENGE MURDER!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Blues are on the road
Chance they’ll fall behind and have to play hockey hockey.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
I'd love to badmouth Hitch,
but he got my team to the only playoffs run we’ve had as fans, and Arniel didn’t do a whole lot since.
Also, how good was the Central Division in 2008-2009? Four playoff teams, and 5 teams with 88 points or more.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, "run", anyways
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
post lockout standings are wonky like that
Last year’s Pacific was 5 teams with 95 or more points, and would have been 5 playoff teams if Dallas could beat Minnesota on the last day of the season.
/Bruins finish regular season with 133 points
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
See also 08-09 (I believe) Capitals
Who won the President’s Trophy on the strenght of beating up on a crappy SE Division, then got blackjacked by Les Habitants in the first round.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
2009-10 Caps
2008-09 Caps beat up on a crappy SE division and were blackjacked by the Pens in the second round.
As opposed to the 2010-11 Caps
who beat up on a crappy SE division and were blackjacked by the Lightning in the second round.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 16, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
My mistake
Hmmm. I’m sensing a pattern here.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
And not to be confused with the 07-08 Caps either
Who beat up a crappy SE division and were blackjacked by the Flyers in the first round.
That was a little different.
They sucked, got their coach fired, then beat up a crappy SE division only to get blackjacked by the Flyers in the first round.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 16, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget the 2006-07 Capitals
who watched the crappy SE teams lose in the first round after being blackjacked by them all season.
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Yeah, they are...
still nice, as someone who followed the Blackhawks from the early/mid 90s until 2001, and then the Blue Jackets since their inception
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He's kind of looking like Dorian Gray's portrait, isn't he???
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Pittsburgh looks like all the shit they've been eating
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Rutgers fan at WVU game this past Saturday....
Wow, We really looked like Pitt today.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ok that lob assist from Jardine to Melo was awesome
Jardine has 3 assists on 3 baskets for the Orange
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COMPTON FROM BAND OF BROTHERS!
Also, did I miss something? Raylan didn’t get hurt in the season finale last season.
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Now Melo with an assist to Jardine
After a Hi-Lo pass.
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Not to interrupt Nick going Beergut.
But Henrik Zetterberg doin’ work.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It really pisses me off that Crosby gets so much more pub than Henrik. He's amazing.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
That's because Datsyuk's the best player on that team.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Nick Lidstrom would smile knowingly, but that would require him to change his facial expression, which he only does when necessary.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
like rupturing his ball sac?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yeeowch.
But yes, he did play through something that was described as a “potentially catastrophic testicle injury”.
(shudder)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/NBA star injurs finger
//out for 2 weeks
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/Darren McFadden stubs toe
/placed on IR
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
As a fan of another team, LIdstrom is a rock you smash against
Datsyuk is the one when you’re clinging to a one goal lead with 4 minutes left where you clench your butt every time he touches the puck. That backhand he had in game 7 last year was utter filth.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Datsyuk is more creative but doesn't have the shot that Zetterberg does.
Datsyuk’s wrister, though… woooo boy.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
The control he has over the puck is incredible; he makes moves that most people can't think of, much less dare to try.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Not enough glory boy goals
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
henrik zetterberg can actually grow a fucking beard.
crosby shouldn’t even be allowed to drink dr. pepper 10.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for mocking Crosby's...whatever the hell he tries to grow.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Patrick Kane knows that feel, bro.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/Mike Milbury refers to play of Russian Olympic squad as 'Eurotrash hockey'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/chases Russians with shoe
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
by Kazoonole on Jan 16, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Lativan goalie surrenders threevth goal of tournament
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Arturs Irbe haz a sad.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Aww, no Mickey again tonight?
I’m gonna miss that old drunk when he retires.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
AUUUGGGHHH!!! Just finished watching "On The Beach"...
and realized it was about the end of College football season!
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the 1959 version, haven't seen the remake, and won't. the original was depressing enough.
my stash o' gifs
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 16, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
DVD? it was just on MGM channel. So uncut, no commercials.
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 16, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
I was at the pub the other night, this girl asks "Do you have cable?"
I said, “Won’t rope do?”
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 16, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've instead decided to watch a Nova doc on the Flight 447 crash.
I will either be impressed, or extremely angry.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
That reminds me of that UFO story they keep showing
on UFO show after show, even though it’s been proven by taking the shot in the daytime and superimposing it, that those were military flares because they dissappear when they hit the ridge line. but they keep showing it UFOS!!! UFOS!!! ooooo, what a mystery!
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 16, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Do you remember that stink that was made about ESPN capturing video of UFOs during one of their MNF broadcasts?
Turns out it was a time-lapse shot of airliners.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
yea, but, there was one shot where the thing appears in front of buildings...
/youcan’texplainthat.jpg
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 16, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
But wait, hope appears...
Casino Dle Sol all-star game on FCSP @ 8 pm!! YAY!!! The radiation is slower than we thought….
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 16, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I kinda figured it would be depressing, what with it being about nuclear war.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Yeah, Dr. Strangelove sure was a downer, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
So you know that cartilege you can feel on the inside of your nostrils?
I took a hard hit to the left side of my nose on Friday playing basketball. There cartilege is still there in my right nostril, but not on my left. It’s soft and squishy and sore.
Sposed to be SEC
At least it's all the way gone...
it’s even worse when it dangles, partially connected. As a side note: getting hit in the face by a pitch suuuuuuucks
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i once foul tipped a softball back somehow and gave myself a black eye
that was pretty cute.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Man I hate danglin'.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 16, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Watching pucks, as you may have gathered from the discussion above.
My understanding is that Pitt is not so good.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
while possible to watch espnthreeve while logged into work
probably not a good idea
I kind of want to go into teaching so I can incorporate memes into my lectures and, more importantly, make this into a stamp
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 16, 2012 8:01 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
I believe we have a couple teachers here, or at least TAs.
I’m sure one of them could use it.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Indeed...
also, /right click, save as
My loyal heart avows no other.
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My high school English teacher used to staple McDonald's applications to terrible essays.
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/teacher does that now
//life ending lawsuit
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, the beauty of private school.
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So much this.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2012 9:38 AM EST up reply actions
Nobody hires law school graduates.
We invest >$100k for shity jobs. Intelligent, we are not.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
I had a "motivational poster" hung outside my door when I was a TA at Georgia Southern.
It was a picture of a full McDonald’s fries box and had the caption “Skill Development: Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut.”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Michael Carter-Williams
The first 12 year old in the NCAA
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I love you, DannyDan
RT @DanBeebe: Read that A&M wants the Denver Broncos to stop using the “12th Man”. Trying to distance the university from postseason football again I see.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 16, 2012 8:04 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Well, in the Bronco's case, the 12th Man is Jesus.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 16, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought Judas was the original 12th man
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Rec
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Judas was offsides...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I thought the Seahawks were the NFL team that used that slogan more anyway.
But I guess A&M prefers to go after mammals.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I think Seattle won a lawsuit regarding "12th Man"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
No, their lawyers, being retards, settled with A&M
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Trademarking a phrase does not mean nobody else can use it.
It means nobody else can MARKET with it.
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Alabama-LSU is entering 6 OT?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 16, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Am I the only one laughing each time I see Big East logo on the court of the Pitt-Cuse game?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Pitt only down by 4
There’s a ballgame on ESPN people
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CJ FUCKING FAIR JUST THREW DOWN THE HAMMER
AND POSTERIZED SOME DUDE
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Holy shit.
Incredible skate-to-stick backhand cross-ice pass from Datsyuk to Franzen leading to a goal.
Beautiful.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 16, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/Checks standings
My God, are the Blue Jackets pathetic this year. Hopefully the ’Hawks can pick up some good pieces of that team at fire sale prices @ the trade deadline, if only to keep the Wings from grabbing them.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Given the rolling ball of butcher knives that is the rest of that division
the Jackets should trade ALL THE PLAYERS
Free at last!
/Checks standings again
Shit. Everyone from that division but the BJs would go to the playoffs if the season ended today.
Do they still have Nash? And would he like to win a cup/play for a team that doesn’t suck?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
He's signed for a long term deal, apparently loves Columbus.
Besides, we’re moving to a different division, right?!?! RIGHT?!?!?!?!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Winnipeg plays 6 games vs. their bitter rivals in Sunrise, Florida.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
7.8 million until 2016-17, I think.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
/kicks dirt
I really wanted to see the ’Hawks destroy everyone in their path this spring.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
$4,000,000 of space.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Most definitely
Niemi, Buflygien (sp), Madden, and assorted other pieces all had to leave. The total 2010-11 salary of the 2009-10 ’Hawks was quite a bit larger than their combined 09-10 salary.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You just did that two years ago.
/Conn Smythe winner on ELC
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Shit Syracuse,
This is the same team that lost to Wagner and held to 39 in a blowout loss to Rutgers
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
To be fair, Rutgers had the smell of NJ to help them
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Pitt and Louisville always beat us
If we win by a point, I’ll take it, even though on paper we should kill them.
The Blues manage to skate out the last 20 seconds of the period without shooting.
Oh, and there was a delayed penalty call coming. Hitchcock may have orgasmed while watching his team kill time.
Is this a sticky-puck thing?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure I like the juxtaposition
of Ken Hitchcock orgasming and “sticky-puck.”
jc001's backup account. Me on Twitter
How does Lindy Ruff still have a job in Buffalo?
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
He threatened the life of an Ottawa coach that one time during an all-out brawl.
I think that gave him a lifetime pass.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Indeed
Video seen here
Description in giant blob of text below:
Going step by step through this little tilt:
Context: Close game, midway through the 2nd period, so there’s no "need" for a fight.
Original incident – Chris Neil, Ottawa’s goon, drills Chris Drury, Buffalo’s star and captain, and injures him. Appears to be late, and was definitely blindside. At the very least borderline, and a clear code violation. Drew Stafford (Buff star) bravely grabs Neil, but has no chance to beat him in a fight.
Faceoff- Ottawa is the away team so they have to put their players out first. In an apparent attempt to calm everything down, Ottawa puts out all their skill guys with no muscle. This is an idiotic failure of coaching, as clearly Buffalo was pissed off and because Neil had been dirty with a Buffalo star, Ottawa’s stars were now in the crosshairs. Buffalo answers, predictably, with their goons – Peters is a heavyweight, Adam Mair is decently tough, and Patrick Kaleta is a douchebag who likes injuring people. Puck drops, and Slapshot breaks out as the Sabres all go right at Ottawa’s stars. It is not a fight, it is a beating. You can even hear the announcer say during the fight "You go after one of our best players, we go after one of yours."
I can’t tell from the video which goalie came out first, but I’d bet everything in my pockets that it was Emery. Emery is a big guy, a crazy person, and a good fighter. He was probably the toughest player on the ice for Ottawa at the time. Normally goalies get involved any time there is a chaos on the ice. If a line brawl breaks out in a blowout game, the goalies usually get into it, largely to be part of the team and show their teammates they will fight for them. In this case, Emery-Biron is a huge mismatch in Emery’s favor.
Peters going after Emery is probably a borderline move on his part, but Emery is tough enough to take it. Peters went over there because he knew Biron would get killed, and he wanted to protect his goalie (one minor violation – he should have had his helmet off). I think he thought his presence alone would be a deterrent, and everything would slow down. Instead, Emery laughs at him and grabs him. It is really not easy to throw a punch with all that goalie gear on, so Emery is at a severe disadvantage, but again, I don’t think Peters actually thought it would happen, and once you’re in a fight, you throw your best punches.
Phillips – Kaleta appears to be the secondary fight, but I can’t tell exactly how it broke out. Generally Phillips wouldn’t have to fight Kaleta because he’s a better player, but when you’re out there and a brawl breaks out, you can’t be too choosy, and Phillips is tougher than anyone else on the ice for Ottawa.
Ottawa’s coach is pissed because he feels Buffalo’s coach was classless for putting out their goons against Ottawa’s skill guys (and is probably pissed at himself for putting his stars in that situation). Buffalo’s coach is pissed because his captain got injured by one of Ottawa’s goons and therefore started it. You can even hear (if you listen closely) at one point Lindy Ruff yells "You don’t touch our fucking captain!" He also yells Chris Neil’s name, but I can’t pick up the context of it.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
My godson turned 10 today.
I am excited that I am just a few years away from being the creepy uncle during recruiting that wields too much power during the process. I’m hoping the kid is good enough at football to parlay his abilities into getting a school to give me a nice car.
Do you happen to be the pastor of a small country church?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Homer Simpson prints out chaplain's collar
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
#holdsallthepowerforamonth
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
#holdsallthepowerforamonth
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
#holdsallthepowerforamonth
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 16, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just want him to tell a school "you have to talk to my godfather first".
If he does that just once I may die happy.
...While controlling Rutgers...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
You've got bigger goals than I do.
friend named his son Henry this fall. My goal is to get him to call himself Indiana by the time he’s ten.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Make sure that ring kissing is involved.
The good thing about Saban is that he wouldn’t even have to kneel.
Be sure to break out the eccentric demands during the negotiations.
“My godson won’t even put your school’s hat on that table if we aren’t provided a litter of puppies in matching bowties.”
I know that feel bro.
- William Henry Harrison
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Ooh, a rare WHH joke.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Surprised that the Hard Cider Candidate
isn’t more beloved in these parts.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"I know that feel too, bro"
-Alexander Kerensky
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
WHH's tenure made Kerensky's look like a lifetime appointment
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder how different the world would have been if Kerensky somehow held power?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
It'd be harder for me to get my boat to Kolyma in the summer
that’s for sure.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
While I love alternative history, thing would get so cray in a non-Soviet timeline that I can't even imagine it
More interesting to me is what happens if the Central Powers win WWI (this probably entails Kerensky staying in, but at the least no Soviets)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
No Nazis either...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
because really, who the hell knows what happens in Germany without the USSR running around scaring people.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
He knew he had to get out of the way and yield to a W&M gentleman quickly.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 16, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You want to count the only president to serve in the Confederate Congress?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Counting Washington, that's four, right?
Four’s alright, I guess.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Correct.
Though since we market ourselves as “the alma mater of a nation” we could pull a Bama and claim all of them.
PAWWWLLL THEYS TRYIN TO CLAIM PRESIDENTIAL ALUMNI NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS
GOT EIGHT PAWL? ROLL CRIMSON
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
We've got one
PER-CAPITA PRESIDENTIAL ALUMNI NASHIONAL CHAMPEENS, PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm disqualified from being creepy recruiting uncle by virtue of my nephews not being into playing football.
One will play at least high school hockey. Another is borderline to play high school baseball. The other two not so much.
@papaalphakilo
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
MELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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hey LSU
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 16, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Now now, stay on an even Kiel at this news.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll try not to let them Kiel haul me
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 16, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gunnar Kieled five recruiting directors.
Allegedly.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 16, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Kiel with it.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
All the Gunners at NDLS are excited.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm looking forward to Gunnar bingo
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm looking forward to Gunnar bingo
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Apparantley Londonjoe is really excited about Gunnar Bingo
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
you have no idea
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
do you guys know how to post videos to facebook?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FACECAKE!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
This is very disturbing.
Which means that I shall use it myself. Maybe.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Congratulations!
I’m sure he will be every bit as successful as all the other top-ranked quarterbacks who have chosen to attend Notre Dame over the past 20 years.
Nick wasn't the highly rated one, fwiw
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Tate Forcier says hi
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
hi there, Steven Threet!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hey, Ryan Mallett's here too! Now it's a pill party!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
John Navarre is Michigan's greatest college quarterback? John Navarre is Michigan's greatest college quarterback.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
They're all hanging out a Joe Flacco's place
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In an alternate universe in which Randy Moss is somehow academically eligible at Marshall
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Think of the national championships missed out on...at least on FSU's part
Weinke + Moss and Coles + Dunn = Titlez
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Flagged
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
/rec holds flag to under 100 yards of total offense
//still loses
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Flag wins more recent national championship than rec
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
By rec, I meant Michigan
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
/Flag celebrates national championship by handing out free shoes from a car parked in a handicapped space
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
(flag hires a tutor to take music appreciation exam)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/Rec hires Rich Rodriguez
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
/Rec starts season 5-0 with a win over Notre Dame!!!
//Rec ends up 7-5
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
/Flag goes 7-5 in the ACC
//Flag goes 7-5 in the ACC
///Flag goes 7-5 in the ACC
////Flag goes 7-5 in the ACC
/////Flag goes 7-5 in the ACC
//////RETURN TO GLORY! FLAG IS BACK! TOP 5 RANKING!
///////Flag goes 7-5 in the ACC
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
fLLLLLLag
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
/Rec magically makes BCS Bowl
//Rec thinks they are back
///Rec goes 11-25 next three seasons
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Whoever had Michigan-Florida State on their bingo card, I think it's time to check it off.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
LOOK, COMFY JUMPING SPOT!
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http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/16/2710625/only-one-more-day-boys
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Now now.
Under the tutelage and mentorship of Tommy Rees, Kiel is certainly to realize his true potential.
/Hat does surprisingly well under Lane Kiffin
//Hat always goes for 2
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
/Lane announces he's becoming Tampa Bay head coach hours before probation announced
//claims it has always been his dream job
//Hat coaches LSU to title game
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/Hat runs option
/Hat runs option
/Hat runs option
/Hat runs option
//It’s not very successful
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 16, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so how much credence are we giving the crazy rumors? Like Bud Foster likes to goes to key parties credence or Gunnar Kiel is enrolling at ND credence?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'd give them some credence.
why didnt TBob Hebert play in the game?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
/Hat named coach in waiting at Texas
//Hat helps bring in #1 recruiting class
///Texas goes 7-5
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
A live reaction from the ACS family.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 16, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It's a happy fire
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 16, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE SHERMAN FAMILY!
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
No, more than half the house burned.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 16, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Hires Dennis Franchione to rebuild home
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
///Hires Mike Martz as offensive coordinator
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Considering Sherman's family waited out the war at ND
rec’d for accuracy.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
yup
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
More like a Wisconsin fast break...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
yes
it probably doesn’t help that my laptop sounds like it’s ready for takeoff.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Passed!
I am not a nerd!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Pitt continues to eat shit, I see.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It would help if Syracuse could rebound
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
yes, especially once you look at his arrest record.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He's just getting used to wearing orange
before it becomes mandatory.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Weird
I don’t recall anyone having records except Devendorf.
I guess that’s enough for it to be a problem apparently.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2011/06/syracuse_university_basketball_4.html
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I fear Orangina
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
/never clicks on any link londonjoe posts again
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
guess who these two people are
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/writes ditty about Bernie Fine
//does not post out of respect for board guidelines
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I dont know but the guy in the background with the green tie is really freaking me out
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
I only see one "person"
the other is an upright bag of excrement.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 16, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
one guys a shitstain, the other's a shitstain that likes to hit girls
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And every team has them
What the fuck is the point? So can I now bring up Sandusky everytime a Penn State fan starts talking around here? Because that’s the vibe I’m getting.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
No team should have them (and very few teams do- kid got kicked out of my college for a charge, not a conviction, of threatening behavior). Violence towards women is unacceptable in any circumstances and uniquely despicable.
There’s two data points now, and it doesn’t seem like Boeheim cares all that much.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Because he doesn't fucking fuck kids over after one incident
And despite how fucking horrible it is that someone does this one time does not fucking merit immediate dismissal. DeShaun WIlliams got his fucking second try after an incident. Guess what happened when he did it again? He got thrown on his fucking ass and kicked out of school. So yeah, Boeheim does give a fucking shit.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Regardless, it doesn't bode well that they recruited someone who'd be like this in the first place
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
When TCU's Ross Evans got arrested, the school kept saying it does background checks on every student athlete before they step foot on campus
This is the norm, right?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Fab Melo had no record until that incident
And that usually is the norm.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough, sometimes people do dumb stuff in college
But that was not just some shenanigans.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
How is it possible to know every recruit intimately before they come?
Boeheim has taken flyers on players like this because he tries to make them better. Devendorf was a shithead but he improved by the time he left. Dion Waiters was a gigantic shithead and is completely changed now. So what, fuck those kids, they were fucking idiots when they’re 17?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Because there are almost many coaches as there are players in basketball?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Tressel did much the same with kids,
and people shat on him for that a ton. You just have to let shit roll off your back, dude.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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GRADULATIONS
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's a bad night.
I’m just going to leave this thread behind.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
This reminds me
of that story that ran a couple of months ago about the kid who got kicked off the team at OkSt because of his prom night with a girl who told him she was of age, etc.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
You're giving Lee Elia a run for his money
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
85 PERCENT OF THE FUCKING WORLD WORKS FOR A FUCKING LIVING AND WE GET THE 15% FUCKING PERCENT THAT DOESN'T
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This sounds like the Terrelle Pryor "Everyone murders" defense
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
/Craig James hires Terrelle as campaign manager
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 16, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/campiagn gets bogged down in tattoo for votes scandal
by Attie Hat on Jan 16, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/tressel knew about voter fraud in april
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
My only point was that if you can decry an entire instutiton for one incident
A lot of schools have that one incident.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Hey
Fuck you.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
"Here, you want my blood," she quoted Melo as saying as he smeared blood on her shirt.
what the fuck
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm aware of this
Before that there’s only Devendorf, so how is it recurring?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
They probably told him they named the practice center after him
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
I think Frank Haith is probably really confused right now
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WHAT A BULLSHIT GOALTEND
THAT WASN’T ON THE WAY DOWN!
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lol
http://deadspin.com/5876657/donkey-punch-made-its-way-onto-jeopardy-tonight-tk
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Cannot believe that I've missed the test registration deadline 3 years in a row now.
With stuff like this in the game I’d kill ’em.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still waiting to be called up to the Jeopardy big leagues.
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I tried out for the teen and college versions.
Passed the test but didn’t get on the show. I’m still bitter and convinced it is a conspiracy against me.
I got to Teen auditions once but never got called back
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Teen Jeopardy is n00b mode anyway.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
The shitty part of it is they don't tell you the result of the audition.
You have an 18 month window where they may or may not call you.
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Pretty sure that I'll never pass the in-person auditions
But I just wanna get there, y’know?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
But Tom Hammond doesn't excrete waste like real human beings
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 16, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
What in the blue hell is this?
Also, does Hammond call other sports? He does the Kentucky Derby, right?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It's a European political ad, well the top part is.
The bottom part is what others added.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 16, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
So we went to KFC,
and my girlfriend checked in on FourSquare, and she got some kind of bonus for it being MLK Day. wtf man
/spiders
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
/JIG
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is that a 2x or 3x negative?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Fuck Gunner Kiel for boning Indiana like that.
/distant third-cousin fandom, basically
/aka, going there during the summer
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
It's just Indiana football.
His brother is ditching the team, too.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I don't even care enough to own a t-shirt.
I just work with a couple of people there in my field.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Indiana has a big Eastern European program if I remember correctly
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
The best for Romania-related things and they do a huge language course thing during the summer.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 16, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
You see we lost a 4 star OT so we could make room for Kiel..
…then the kid doesn’t show up for the early enrollments meeting. that’s how we found out of his decision. Little brat.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
blame Urban Meyer
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Auburn would like to thank Kiel for that move.
Since it gave us that 4* tackle.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
/LSU law students mutter something about a typical gunner move.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
LSU needs to revamp its punt coverage with its sudden lack of Gunnars
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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