THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/16/2012
by Spencer Hall on Jan 16, 2012 9:16 AM EST
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PrintI LOVE TO TAKE A BATH IN A CASKET. The offseason drove us to the Golden Globes last night, but not without some serious dividends, like remembering that Morgan Freeman once played a bathing vampire on The Electric Company.
We're so sorry to ruin the "Morgan Freeman as God" facade for you, but he will always be Easy Reader to us. Well, that, and also the meanest pimp in the universe in Street Smart. Everyone involved with children's television in the 1970s was doing powerful drugs. Onward with football.
BRING DONUTS, KEEP COACHES. Derek Dooley likely doesn't do the things one needs to do to keep employees. The coffee at the Vols' offices probably sucks, the parking is likely a long walk away, all kinds of sites are restricted by Tennessee's prudish internet policies (YOUR PASTOR IS WATCHING YOU LOOK AT BRAZZERS) and Dooley never, ever brings donuts like Phil used to do. This can be the only explanation besides "people hate losing" for the loss of Lance Thompson to Alabama, and now Tennessee has lost a total of six coaches to other schools.
HE HAS NOT FORMALLY SAID FUCK CLEMSON YET. Oklahoma coordinator Brett Venables has visited Clemson, but has not decided on whether he is going to take the job or not. The recently vacated defensive coordinator's chair--still smoking from Kevin Steele's post-Orange Bowl conflagration--would likely be in the insanely overpaid range salary-wise, and would also not involve co-coaching with Mike Stoops, recently returned to Norman by brother Bob.
LOL SURE DARRON. This year's Jevan Snead? Oregon's Darron Thomas, who despite the entreaties of his coaches has decided to go pro because...um...he's like Cam Newton?
Thomas told ESPN on Saturday that he can "offer leadership, (a) winning attitude, hard work and I can make big plays. I saw what Cam Newton did this year. He took his raw talent and made a spark. I can do those things, too."
Hope is always the best policy in any situation, but no one said it was an accurate one. Thomas' likely replacements include Bryan Bennett, who looked great against Colorado like everyone does, and the Hawaiian qb Marcus Mariota, who one source in that Register-Guard article describes as "electrifying." We hope he means this literally, because the NCAA has no rules concerning the naturally conductive football player.
A RUNNING LIST SO YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR DEPTH CHART AND WEEP. It's right here, and you should make use of it so you don't have that horrible moment in April when, discussing a position of need, you realize that the person you just said would be fine at middle linebacker is in fact struggling in a CFL camp.
MIKE SHERMAN'S KIND OF VERBOSE BUT ALSO IMMENSELY CLASSY. If the departing press conference didn't convince you that Mike Sherman's heart smells of rich mahogany, well, the letter he sent high school coaches after his firing should.
A SLIGHT IMPROVEMENT. Getting better, bit by bit, seems to be the way to improve college football's coaching diversity issue.
REGARDING SATURDAY'S GAMES. And lo did he walk into another bear trap placed by the wicked Belichick and/or a member of his coaching tree, and lo did our savior suffer.
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want more reason to fuck clemson? one of their white guys did this!
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 9:26 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe he got confused as to what team he was on
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 9:28 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 9 recs
He saw all the Duke unis and just got into the spirit of the moment.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
worst part?
the refs reviewed this play for over a minute, and still left it as a flagrant 1 foul.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions
They had to call and consult the refs from the Giants-Packers game
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
this makes it make sense now.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
even Hubie Brown and John Sciambi, who were the announcers
were openly saying that he should have been called for flopping, or at the very least it should be n off the ball foul on duke.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
i cant stand him
i had to put up with him from his days as a Braves announcer. the fact theyve let him into basketball is unbelievable.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
dammit man. thats tough.
i have to disagree though. caray gets the edge due to his lineage, and also hes not a fat ginger.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
BOOOOGGGG!!!!
WE MISS YOU BOOG!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
no. we dont. we miss Skip.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
shouldn't you be a Marlins fan? they need them
/ducks
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
you lost me on this
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
the 7th floor thing
but really, I didn’t mind Boog. He didn’t make a ton of noticeable mistakes like Chip does. Lawd.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
this is true, theres just something about his voice that annoys me
at least Chip kinda sorta reminds me of the good days.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
It was versus Duke
I’ll allow it.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions
Would've made a fine linebacker for Dabo.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 16, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck Clemson?
Yep, got that in the bag.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
passed a guy on my way out of work the other day telling this joke:
what do clemson and weed have in common?
they both get smoked in bowls.
he laughed histerically, but the 4 guys around him were clearly giving the pity laugh.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now that's funny....
Imma gonna share that at The Smoking Musket.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
he at least would have thrown his face into the elbow
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
DAMMIT STOP THAT.
This isn’t soccer, for Clemson’s sake.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 16, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOO 25th birthday
/can rent car
//gets slight insurance deduction
///goes to work, same as last week
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 9:22 AM EST reply actions
Five more years until you are killed in the Carrousel.
/logansrun’d
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Jan 16, 2012 9:24 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
RUNNER!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Lastday, Capricorn 29's. Year of the City: 2017. Carousel begins.
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 16, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
He might be Renewed!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Sanctuary!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 16, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Congrats on having your last cool birthday for 40 years.
Now comes the grim death march period of birthdays.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 9:25 AM EST up reply actions
This is also the first time I don't get a three day weekend near my birthday.
Damn you, racist private sector!
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 9:26 AM EST up reply actions
No 29 and holding? No "Life Begins at 40" parties?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 9:29 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Essentially, live action versions of "The Masque of the Red Death".
No one is fucking fooled by your “life begins at 40” party, and the desperation inherent in such parties is both transparent and sad.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions
Used to work with a guy like you
Completely wigged out over his 30th so we decked out his entire office in black crepe paper and black balloons for the “First Annual [CO-WORKER] One Foot in the Grave” party.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
30, I spent driving down to Tallahassee, moving the last of my stuff, and preparing to start law school in about a week.
40? That one sucked. I knid of freaked out about a bunch of stuff in my personal life, and the realization that I use my cell phone for work way too much to change my message to the Mike Gundy rant.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions
I drank enough at mine to make sure I didnt remember it
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
This is another reason to take up running
I’m really looking forward to my next birthday because I get to move up an age group and get away from the guys on the “young” side of the 40-44 bracket who have just been killing me in road races.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Getting older helps with Army PT tests for that same reason.
Unfortunately, I still have another two years for my next bump up in time allowed for the 2 mile run.
/maxes pushups
//maxes situps
///struggles like hell to pass the run for some reason every fucking time.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
Now that's a sentiment I can understand.
APFT score = 200 + run score, every time
by ArmyTiger on Jan 16, 2012 12:23 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Now birthday drinks are on you!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 9:32 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Solidarity, brother.
My birthday is celebrated because the mancub wants to celebrate my birthday. Otherwise, I don’t pay it much mind.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
Likewise here
The Old Bobcat died on my birthday. (And I had even forgotten what day it was until my mom wished me a happy birthday right after we signed all the paperwork at the hospital.) But my kids were still little then, and Mrs. DG has always insisted on making a big deal out of it for their sake if not mine.
BTW, my grandfather died on the Old Bobcat’s birthday. My family is under strict instructions to make try to manage my terminal care so I don’t go on either of my boys’ birthdays.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Similarly, my grandad died on my birthday
Though it was the day after my birthday where he was. That may influence my forgetfulness of my birthday.
Nadolig Hapus
same boat.
but mine always falls on a holiday weekend, so people are too busy throwing parties for that than to bother with one for me alone.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Happy birthday none the less.
You share it with a great person: my mother.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, this.
I don’t mean to come off as the jerk who is obsessed by ruining everyone else’s good times. It’s just that it’s so easy for me to do so.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
Oh no, you are no jerk.
I am not a huge hey-look-at-me-and-celebrate guy. My idea of a perfect birthday evening will be getting a nice bottle of bourbon on the way home and trying to finish re-watching Justified S2 before tomorrow night.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
Note: I am married, so this is way less depressing than it sounds.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Happy birthday!
Sounds like a good plan to me, but it does bring up an important decision you’ll soon have to make: which bourbon with which to celebrate?
Go gata!
I was planning on Makers or trying the Four Roses single barrel.
Unless someone else has a suggestion…
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
if you can find it, Rogue Dead Guy Whiskey is great if you like the beer
but if not, i recently tried Four Roses single, and i love it.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
I tried the Four Roses Single and it wasn't my cup of tea, but I know a lot of people like it..
It had a very astringent aftertaste. I’m a big fan of Eagle Rare myself, or, if you’re looking for something a little more expensive, Basil Hayden’s.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mmmm, Basil Hayden's.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Basil Hayden's Autorec
"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane." - W. Jennings
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
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by TheDutchWonder on Jan 16, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
That's what got me when I turned 25.
I reflected on my life and how fun it is knowing sooner than later, I have to grow up. That’s a sobering feeling.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 9:55 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Happy happy birthday, dude!
Enjoy all of them you can.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
happy birthday!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
Happy birthday!
I suggest you take full advantage of the slight insurance deduction and celebrate by wrecking the shit out of a rental Toyota Tercel.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
Happy Birthday!
First quarter-century down. Carry on.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Tonight there is football
featuring this man
being coached by this man
wearing uniforms that look like this
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
I'm not sure I can watch.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 9:28 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
The website looks legit
until you click on any of the links and then you the all encompassing, “coming soon”
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
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Remember the 5!
CFL camp sounds awfully like something the Soviets burned the records of in late 1991, just before they went kaput.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 9:27 AM EST reply actions
Along with everything on the Island of Death in the Aral Sea
now the Peninsula of Death thanks to water diversion.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yea that was messed up
things got crazy in NOLA but I never once felt like pulling my testicles out and placing them on another human being
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 16, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
that's not passionate. that's fucked up.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
In the heat of the moment, the two are pretty indistinguishable.
It’s only afterward that the difference becomes clear. But you’ll learn this as time goes by, wbc.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions
it's all fun and games
your usual shaming placing objects on his head sticking a finger up his nose
not something you should do to a perfect stranger but nothing you haven’t done to a high school buddy who has had too much
then shit head sexually assaults the guy and brags about it on twitter
people are messed up man
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 16, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
Coming soon to ESPN's 35 for 35: "Dead Trees, Missed FG's, and Testes: The Story of the 2011 Alabama Crimson Tide"
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I don't know if my brain can handle Tom Rinaldi saying "testicles" for 2 hours.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Now, if we can get James Earl Jones to narrate, I am totally in.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough would also be acceptable.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
David Attenborough would totally rock.
“Here, on the sidewalk, we see an LSU fan in its native habitat, apparently in a state of alcohol-induced hibernation. And, approaching, is a creature camouflaged to look like an elephant, making an unusual display of his reproductive organs and preparing to engage in a rather colorful male-dominance ritual.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 16, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
And when said LSU fan wakes up during the 'procedure:'
“Oh, that’s gone rather badly, hasn’t it?”
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Rec'd
That’s exactly what Sir David would say.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I read "Toyota Prius" in the newspaper this week and is sounded "PRY us" in my head.
I may be watching too much BBC America and Top Gear as of late.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Similar story here
DevilChild #2 watches Top Gear at every opportunity, and I’ve probably spent more time on the English Premier League than the NFL playoffs over the past couple of weekend. (LOL Arsenal.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
A sad.
I haz it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
I am firmly on the Norwich bandwagon this year . . .
. . . and wishing that either Fox Soccer Channel or Gol TV showed some SPL games.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
MILLWALL!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
LULZ
6-0 to Birmingham over the weekend. I saw that and laughed. Then cried, because we’ll still find a way to dicktrip a loss to them.
Nadolig Hapus
Aw crap
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Is there anything better than hearing Wenger whine after a loss?
Nope. I can’t believe the Swans pulled that game out. So, so happy. And hung over. So incredibly hung over.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 16, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
OH WENGER WHERE DID THEY PUT THE STICK (THE STICK) WHERE DID THEY PUT THE STICK?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A few things, most involving rivals whining
But I do love hearing him bitch and whine.
Nadolig Hapus
He was going on about how Dyer dived to get the penalty.
I’m sorry, but there was definitely contact and Ramsey wasn’t even close to getting the ball.
I do realize that Swansea was lucky to get away with 3 points since you could have driven a truck through their defense almost all damn day.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 16, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
I just caught the highlights last night
But that was a stupid challenge by Ramsey.
Also, props to the Swansea crowd for giving him shit all match for his Cardiff ties. Makes me miss the derby.
Nadolig Hapus
True to form. . .
. . . he’s got plenty to say about the officiating yesterday and not nearly enough to say about his paralytic back four which, I gather, have been a shambles all season.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/16569530.stm
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I wish I could dispute this.
But if Arsene wasn’t the Arsenal head, I’d despise him.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I took every part of my game from Henry
but man do I hate Arsenal
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it's not cheating if you don't get caught
anyway have you SEEN Ireland play? They deserved it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
really, just pick a team from the bottom half of the table, and Liverpool has lost to them
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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/Swans and Gunners both lost to Blackburn.
//ugh
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 16, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Not this past weekend, they didn't.
Fulham is gonna rock the shit out of the npower Championship, brah.
I love green because money be green.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
yeah not a chance in hell that's happening this year
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Since I didn't grow up in Wales, I don't have the Cardiff - Swansea hate that you do.
In a sick way, I’d like to see Cardiff get promoted just to piss off my English friends.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 16, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I'd like Cardiff to get promoted, very much.
We’ve been so close the last few years, just to screw it up in the end.
Nadolig Hapus
Playoff heartache is only slightly less painful than relegation heartache.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 16, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
I don't wish relegation on any true fan.
I think it’s the most gutting experience in sports.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 16, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
It's awful.
But the bright side of it is that you should be one of the better teams in the league next year.
Nadolig Hapus
Honestly, I've tried watching American Top Gear and it just sucks.
Apparently, I need my sports cars reviewed with subtle, biting witticisms and references to government officials I can just barely recognize.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
The current Top Gear set up in the UK took a bit to grab hold
You have to think of it as its own thing, not as an American version of Top Gear. If you can do that, it will suck less.
Nadolig Hapus
The thing about Top Gear . . .
. . . is that, at some fundamental level, it’s not really a car show so much as it’s a comedy sketch show, and Clarkson is one heck of a performer. That’s hard to replicate.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
bingo.
The American version is not witty enough and they can’t describe their driving experience well enough to captivate an audience. the content is fine but it doesn’t have that “it” factor.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
I think all three are incredible performers.
James May doesn’t get nearly the credit he deserves for what he actually knows about cars. The only problem I have with UK Top Gear is getting angry because so many of the cars they review aren’t sold in the states. Apparently we can’t have nice things.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Automotively, no you cannot.
The Chelsea tractor is a staple of the American roadway, which is sad and pathetic. Until American drivers change their ideas of what is good (BIG IS BEST) in a vehicle, the US will continue to not have nice things.
Nadolig Hapus
Tell me about it.
My happy driving place? Germany. Mrs. Rev told me to shut the hell up about the cars when we got back to the states after 10 days of driving a Peugot around Bavaria.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I know a guy who used to sell 'em
he loved them
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I do not like them
I prefer a Citroen, out of the French cars. Not particularly fond of either, honestly. The cockpits just seem strange.
Nadolig Hapus
Citroen's are weird! Like the first time you get in a German car and everything is laid out differently
but so much worse
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The steering wheel turns
But the central column and the pad with the airbag in it does not. Very strange.
Nadolig Hapus
And it took them a while to generate their on screen chemistry to get to this level.
Clarkson is a douche of the highest order. He can be funny, but he’s a douche.
Nadolig Hapus
Right, but he's a self-aware douche . . .
. . . and is willing to be the butt of the joke. That’s a good basis for comedy.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Anyone with the power to level insults at Clarkson's level HAS to be a gigantic douche.
See Kellior, Garrison.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Very aware of this.
I just have a hard time getting past his douchiness. I prefer May to either him or Hammond.
Nadolig Hapus
there do not exist OSU or Michigan fans that would EVER do something
anywhere near something like this
because they are all reasonable, classy fans from the intellectual part of the country
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
I can't say I've ever had the slightest inclination to stick my balls into the mouth of a passed out stranger in a fast food restaurant.
But, to each his own.
same her--- oh wait
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
me neither
but I bet I could find some among your fanbase that would
after winning a national championship
in New Orleans
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
In the mean time, PUBLIC TEABAGGING OF PASSED OUT STRANGERS NATIONAL CHAMPIONS PAWWWWWWWWL!
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
might be a while
if counting on the whole “winning national championship” thing
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
You know what I hate?
King cakes with filling.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 10:11 AM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
YES, PREACH THE TRUTH BROTHER!
/just finished first king cake of the season.
//will be only one as he is no longer in NOLA
///TRADITIONAL KING CAKE ALL THE WAY.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
I bought the first one the morning after the BCS title game.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 10:15 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Got mine the Friday before it. Held out till the BCS game.
I’m firmly in #teamHaydels
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
I just buy the cheap $6 ones from walmart
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 10:26 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Now, where have I heard the "But everybody else does it" defense before?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
It NEVER would have happened in Texas.
‘Cause a UT fan would have torn the guy’s balls off.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296466,00.html
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Sexual assault, battery. A crime of passion.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 16, 2012 9:56 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Joe Schad reporting Bear Bryant winning a bowl game in the Superdome.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 16, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reporting the city of Houston plans on building a wondrous stadium unlike any other on the planet.
It will be domed!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
They don't play in a major market, so no he won't.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Why does Cowherd . . .
. . . have such a woodie for “major markets” when he is either preempted by or slaughtered in the ratings by local sports talk in nearly all such markets? Seriously, isn’t the vast majority of his listening audience on mid-market ESPN affiliates who just take the feed?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
He likely knows this and is just trolling his audience to mask the bitter disappointment he feels for being a miserable, shitty failure.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
I'm still biter and angry . . .
. . . that the suits at ESPN did away with the national Mister Tony show to replace him with that no-talent ass clown.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
After one too many run-ins with management and suspensions.
And it’s a shame because radio is actually his best medium.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Halo has a lot to answer for
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
because NOLA brings out the crazy in people
Listen, its just a off-the-cuff unfair generalization of the place, which is 99% of the comments here.
See “Starkville” or “Nebraska” or a billion other places that are oft mocked.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Easy there, Turbo.
I was just asking for clarification. I couldn’t figure out where you were going with that comment. It’s pretty weak as far as generalizations go WRT New Orleans, but I’m not jumping on your back. We’re all friends here.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
Hehehe, it's funny, because you called him an American Gladiator's name
Even Turbo agrees it’s funny. See?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Funny, I watched Morgan Freeman in a casket last night, too....
Unforgiven was on AMC
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY HEY HEY HEY GUYS
SOME LEPRECHAUN WROTE ABOUT ME IN A NATIONAL MAGAZINE HE SAID MY EYES LOOK LIKE DRUG ADDICTS EYES WELL SHIT WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE I HAVE A CONDITION MAN THOUGH HE SAID I LOOKED LIKE A DRUG ADDICT BUT THATS WRONG I MEAN I DON’T LOOK LIKE ONE REALLY RIGHT GUYS RIGHT GUYS RIGHT?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
No, 8Ball, not at all.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
Excellent link.
We’ll see whether my comment stays up.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Also
the author did not appear to care about the alleged demise of five hookers at the hands of Craig James.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
You should note this so that ND alumni do not get the wrong impression.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
How did you get my picture?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
I am Bender.
Please insert girder.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I can dig it
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 16, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
I HATE YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
i also,
have the day off…
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 16, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Technically on the clock, but courts are closed.
Things have been quiet all morning and I hope it stays that way.
Bad: Being at work on a federal holiday.
Good: Cajun food for lunch as bribe for working on federal holiday.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Cajun food?
In Chicago? Where from? I have friends in the area with South LA ties that would be plenty interested if it’s decent fare.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
A place in the Loop called Heaven on Seven.
I’ve never been there, but it has good reviews. We shall see.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Passing info along to some grateful Southerners
trapped in the snowy north. Much appreciated, sir.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
It is quite good
All the hotsauces are available..
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Can ACS go now?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Potassium benzo...
…
So…I get superpowers?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'm enjoying the last time I get to take this day off for awhile.
Pretty sure only partners get to take today off. Le sigh.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
I always thought Mike Sherman's heart smelled like a Ruby Tuesday's.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 AM EST reply actions
Fuddrucker's.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I thought they changed their name
by Synaesthesia on Jan 16, 2012 10:26 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Anybody feel like a latte from Starbucks?
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Is this where the
“I don’t think we have time for a handjob,” line goes?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
endless salad bar?
or southwestern spring rolls?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
That's why they fired him
Too much time at Ruby Tuesday’s instead of ring-dunking at Dixie Chicken.
And dang, while his treatise was nice and everything, 20-odd sections, Mike? Geez.
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 16, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
What does Dooley's smell like?
Waffle House?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 16, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
Astringently clean, yet still dodgy.
I’m probably going with TGIFriday’s, purveyors of the worst food on the planet.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
British truck stops dispute this mightily.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
And the horror of those three words placed together forces me to reconsider my earlier point.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Is 'our standards'
American or Welsh?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Stereotypical British food standards
Traditional Welsh food I find to be quite delicious and comforting.
Nadolig Hapus
I though vending machine egg salad sandwiches were a joke.
Oh how wrong I was.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
...
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Surprisingly,
I have not seen this for sale in Indiana.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe its flavor doesn't complement the billowing smoke of menthols very well.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
tom o briens?
or does he find the dressing of salad takes too much away from the taste of good ol fashioned iceberg?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 16, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Our Stop And Shop has a whole British Foods rack
So you can get Salad Creme, Mars Bars, Spotted Dick, Sticky Pudding Heinz Beans nd the decent Cadburys chocolates anytime you want.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 10:28 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Personally, I like the HP Fruity steak sauce.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 10:29 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
DO THEY HAVE ICE DRAGON?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Mr. Targaryen has been trying to get those in stock for years.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
What Khal Drogo did to him was kind compared to what Ice Dragon does to you.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Pain in the head?
Check. Embarassment in front of the girl you’re trying to score with?
Check.
Never make that mistake again?
Check.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
you just described the waning moments of (SPOILER)
Viserys Targaryen
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 16, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Mmmmmm... Cadburys.
Easter cannot come soon enough.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
i already haz cadburys
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
You can get all this at the Walmart in Orlando Florida. All sounds rather dodgy, mate.
Gamecock born and I'm Gamecock bred and I'ma scream 'Cluck Femson' 'til I'm Gamecock dead.
If random Publix where I live has this, I can't say that British food is particularly special
That said, I am a big fan of the chocolates
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
It's a comfort of home thing more often than not.
And most grocery stores are quite good about catering to their locals food choices. Lots of British expats in an area = local grocery stores have British food.
Nadolig Hapus
Ah, I meant not that British food isn't good, but that it's not super-special for a place to carry it if my podunk grocery does
Also, as far as I can tell we don’t have any expatriates.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
YO DAWG.
I HEARD YOU LIKE JACK DANIELS.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Village Inn
Aspires to be Perkins, but misses.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Imagine putting something from Shoney's in the shower and letting the water run for a while.
Yeah.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Giant oil slick?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Waffle House at three in the morning, a big steaming cup of terrible coffee.
With lots of half-and-half in it.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Paul Johnson's must still be the mess hall at Annapolis.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 10:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Applebees?
Also, HUGZ.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Hugz!
God, fuck Amtrak so hard.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
When did you get home?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
A little before 1.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Yuck. Fuck Amtrack indeed.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Amazingly, the northern regions of the country can be quite cold in January.
Amtrak: Operating at sub-Joe Morgan levels of mental ability.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
You would think they would make their trains operable in cold temperatures.
But, that implies levels of non-derp that apparently just don’t exist.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 16, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
WHEE!
AHHH!
WHEE!
AHHH!
VICTORY!!!!
Did I get that right?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck off.
Goddam butterfingered Packer receivers.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
/calls onside kick out of nowhere
/wut?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
generally, a surprise onside kick is a pretty good strategy
/doesn’t work
//okay, Orange hoopyball still hasn’t lost yet
Seriously, they make Arky's receivers look like Art Monk, Marvin Harrison, and Jerry Rice.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
Which would be the better storyline:
Pats v. Giants rematch or the Harbaugh Bowl?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
I have mixed feelings on this.
The NFC side is easy — Niners all day long. On the AFC side, while I could go the rest of my life and be much happier without ever seeing Bill Bellichik’s face again and John Harbaugh is an alum (Miami U, woot!), it is the long-standing policy of the Devil Househould that the Ravens can go 0-16 every year and then die in a fucking fire. At least if I root for the meteor, it will destroy Foxboro rather than the Inner Harbor.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Could you root for Art Modell's grave to be hit by a meteor, and then pull for Harbaugh Bowl?
That’s what my Cleveland Browns-loving college roommate does these days. Art Modell can STILL die in a fire.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
More and more people in my corner of the Maryland 'burbs . . .
. . . have adopted the Ravens. I know a lot of folks who went to yesterday’s game, and John H was very smart this week in opening appealing to Redskins and Eagles fans to adopt the Ravens as “your AFC team,” but I can’t do it — at least for as long as that hell-spawned weasel still draws breath.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh - I thought he was already dead.
Never mind: as you were.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Which hell-spawned weasel?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry, brah, I HAD to adopt the Ravens as my AFC team.....
‘Cause I sure couldn’t see myself rooting for Tawmmy fahkin’ Brady or his cheating coach.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 16, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Well, as I always tell people . . .
. . . “I don’t really follow the NFL — I’m a Browns fan.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
at this point, i have to play college homer
and pull for my Hurricanes favorites.
which means a harbaugh bowl for me.
stupid fucking broncos.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
The only thing wrong with how the Broncos got destroyed was that it wasn't at the hands of the Packers.
Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i fully expected the loss.
however, i also fully hoped for at least some effort. now i get to wait and see how they handle this whole tebow thing. scrap the option and give him the offseason to learn a normal NFL offense? i hope for this choice.
i am, however, afraid that the run happy john fox will try and keep things the way they are.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
That is the wrong choice
They need to commit to it.
Get run blocking OLs. Get backup QBs that can run a shotgun spread option. And get a defense that can hold NE under 40.
Tebow may be the first step in the cure for NFLAids. But only if Denver commits to it.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Actually, kinda this.
There’s a surplus of people with the skills to successfully run a spread option available to the first team with the balls to do it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
aside from vince young and pat white
what other qb’s are out there that are good enough? im drawing a legit blank
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Is there a limit to how many QBs you can go through in a season?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Option QBs get hurt less often than dropback QBs
Look at Tebows one major college injury. UK killed him in the pocket.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
In that case
Just buy up all the unutilized former option QBs for pittances and go through them like a shark goes through teeth.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
This. Plus, you can get all the microbacks and receivers on the cheap, too.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
...
Says the Bears and Notre Dame fan.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
also fuck Ed Warriner until he becomes ND's head coach
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by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Cam Newton says hi.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Darron Thomas.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
cam isnt going anywhere
and lulz at thomas. no no no.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Ah, you meant ones who are available.
I thought you were just referring to QBs capable of running the offense.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder about the limits in pro- the option is so dependent on breaking down assignments
and NFL teams are pretty good at assignment football. WAY better than college teams.
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Playing 11 on 11 is better than 10 on 11
other than that, its just football.
Option is no more or no less about “breaking down assignments” than non-option.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
it clearly worked since they were the #1 team rushing
the issue they had was that once a team learned to at least throttle the rush, they dindt have a consistent passing game to fall back on. if tebow (or whoever) can come in and provide the passing game needed to open the rush back up, then it can clearly work.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
And even then you dont have to pass much
Just the ability to hit the 80 yard pass when the D puts 9 in the box.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
that's a hallmark of John Fox teams
no intermediate passing game, a great run game, and a fuck it and chuck it mentality
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Fuck it and chuck it is perfect for option football
They need to draft Stephen Hill to play opposite Thomas.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
i doubt theyll draft a WR
with BayBay, Decker and Royal, plus the young kids like Willis, theyre fine at the position, especially if they stick to the option. they need to draft on the defensive line and backfield. too much age there.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I was kidding
But he is the kind of guy you need at least one of at WR, but they have Thomas already.
There are some mock drafts with Hill as high as 1st round, which stuns me. Some as low as 6 too.
I was sure he needed another year, but maybe not.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Who the fuck makes a 6 round mock draft?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Mel Kiper Jr.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
this is what i mean.
champ is done. theyll likely lose Mays and Dawkins at safety, but Quinton carter is a great young kid, so theyre fine there. theyre set for a while at LB with Dumervil and Miller and Ayers (although i would not be mad at adding a Burfict for added anger). the D line needs the most work. this season was patchwork with veterans and new guys.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
They should sign Marcus Vick for 4th string QB
just so Dumervil can stomp him during pregame to get fired up.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
not necessary.
clearly Marcus Vick got what he deserved.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing you aren't playing with Jake Delhomme
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
yeah. available.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
T-Peezy's probably pretty cheap.
Denard next year.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
No
He was more of a passer in college then had that knee injury.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
That last sentence sounds like a drug commercial.
“Ask your doctor if Tebow is right for you.”
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
consult your doctor
if ESPN gets an erection for longer than 4 friggin’ weeks
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Weeks? LOLZ...more like 4 months for TWWL
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this i agree with.
the only issue is there arent many good backups that can run this option. the best choice for them in the draft (realistically) may be to try and get russell wilson, since RGIII will not be available. the OL can run block well, they are just fairly young, and losing the top two centers hurt terribly. i wouldnt be upset if they committed to the option necessarily, but theres a lot of work that needs to be done to make it work, and im not sure it all can be done in one offseason
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Even if they only get it halfway done
They should be able to make the playoffs.
And finding QBs isnt hard, I think both Young and White are looking for work. 2nd and 3rd string filled. Done and done. And cheap.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
im inherently iffy about adding young to any roster.
not because of talent, but, well, the crazy.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Fair enough
But there are plenty of guys. If absolutely desperate, Im sure the Bills would give up their 4th string safety.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Scrap the option?
I wouldn’t do that. If things go well out there, I think you’ll see the Broncos slowly evolve away from it. Unlike most ESPN heads, I think Tebow can learn to be a much better passer. (If I were he, I’d be sure to spend some time with Alex Smith in the off-season to learn how a guy with some similar skills and reputation improved.)
The option is working, and I wouldn’t completely abandon it. But Tebow needs to improve his passing at least a little bit faster than the rest of the league re-learns how to defend it.
In the meantime, it interests me that we may be on the cusp of having an entire crop of QBs (Smith, Tebow, Newton, RG III) that coaches will actually use with regularity on designed runs. It would make the NFL more fun to watch.
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im not against it either.
i just have a feeling the FO is split on what to do, and if that split isnt going anywhere, then its a huge mess. i have the same feeling on Tebow, its not necessarly that he needs to improve heavily on his passing (he does, theres no questions) but more on his confidence. he can obviously get it done, as we saw in the steelers game, but when he starts to doubt himself, thats when he runs backwards for 29 yards or gets sacked.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Option is fine, just need to know how to excute it.
Otherwise, gotta drop Tebow if Broncos going to run an NFL offense.
BTW, I hate the NFL for all I needed to say is an “NFL offense” an everyone knows what I am talking about.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
this is my thought on that choice.
either commit fully to the option, or tell tebow you are going to go back to the norm, and give him the chance to learn it during the offseason. thats what everyone seems to forget in all this, is he had just a few months to try and learn everything he needed to be a starter, and then 2 games in to being said starter, they switched offenses completely. before i finalize my judgement on him, id like to see him get a full offseason of work with the same offense to see what he can do.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Mane, Saints fan hate Niner purp. Furk.
That 4th quarter was all kinds of epic, though. Nice win.
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Stupid 49ers qb making stupid comebacks on our stupid defense after our stupid offense coughs the stupid ball up 5 times. Thanks for the flashback to the early 90’s, jerks.
/is still mad.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 16, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
I see your team's stupid turnovers
and I raise you Jacoby Jones making possibly the worst decision I’ve ever seen in any level of football in my entire life. And I was at the 2004 Ioaw-PSU game.
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LEAVE IT TO THE BUCKEYE TO GET BURNED DEEP TWICE!!!!!!
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Not even penicillin?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
Is this the spot for NFLAIDS hate?
Dear Jacoby Jones: If you had one more brain cell it would be lonely. Congratulations on single-handedly losing the best shot your team will ever have of beating the Ravens in Baltimore.
Dear Gary Kubiak: EABOD, DIAF, etc. Your continued dick-stepping is awe-inspiring. Not only do you continue to put Jacoby on the field, you decide to put the game in your rookie QB’s hands instead of feeding Arian Foster. Pure Aggie.
Dear Arian Foster: I’m sorry. You deserved much better.
Free at last!
If JJ is back next year
I may go insane. And he can take Kareem Jackson with him, wherever he goes.
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by ItsComplicated on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, if you want to get rid of JJ, I can assure you he'd be welcome on the Packers.
He should return to Wisconsin forthwith.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
DO IT NOW DO IT NOW
Seriously, if the Texans replace Jones and Jackson with players that are merely well below average, rather than all-time worst at their positions, then they should be Super Bowl contenders next year.
I can’t believe I just typed that.
Free at last!
By JJ, I assume you were referring to JJ Watt, right?
Because he’s the only one who would be welcomed back to Wisconsin.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
But I want JJ Watt back!
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Jacoby Jones
He is not welcome anywhere.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
to be fair to Kubiak
Foster was limping around a bit, so to continually feed him would be risking potential injury, which if they had won, would have left them in bad shape. also, Yates had been serviceable up until that point, but clearly the playoff atmosphere got to him.
however, i do agree on all points regarding jacoby jones.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
I'm full on the Niners bandwagon...
…but only because I hate the other 3 teams still left
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This whole thing about relying on defense is new to me.
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by Joey C. on Jan 16, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Relying on defense doesn't automatically mean that your offense sucks, right?
Right?
Guys?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
2006 UF Football team takes offense.
They didn’t ‘suck’.
They just didn’t ‘win games’ all that often for us.
/3 blocked kicks in a single game to preserve 1 point victory.
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Thanks for bringing THAT up again.
Where’d I put my flask?
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And lo didst the Ninerfans rend their garments, invoke the names of the Rice and the Taylor, and cry out for the Crabtree.
And yea, Crabtree did contracteth the cockfingers, and the Ninerfans’ faith were betrayed.
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Dilfer, not Boller.
And no collection would be complete without the inclusion of BDrad Johnson.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
And Jim McMahon.
Come at me Bear bros.
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He was never the same after the hitman on the Packers got through with him in '86
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...
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
csb:
I forget the name of the hitman in question, but Ditka described him as “he looks like a guy who can’t read”. He meant it as a funny insult. Unfortunately, the guy actually WAS illiterate, took offense, and knocked Jim McMahon into next tuesday.
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Charles Martin.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
ah yes, that's the name
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...
I mean, I’d have Dilfer in there before Bradshaw. And when did Boller win one?
Also, Jeff Hostetler. Jeff. Hostetler.
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Bradshaw has either the worst or second worst statistical record of any super bowl winner
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BAM! Joe Namath out of fucking nowhere!
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, what?
“Terry Bradshaw as truly shitty super bowl winners”?
Four rings? “Truly shitty”?
Explain yourself, sirrah!
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Bill Barnwell broke it down about halfway through the season
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Yeah, is this a thing I missed?
Is Terry Bradshaw a bad quarterback now? Or is this borne of Steelerhate and general cussedness, which I can get on board with.
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His stats are mediocre.
212 career TDs, 210 INTs. Even during the SB years he wasn’t unreal statistically. Would I consider him a bad QB? I never saw him live, so I can’t really comment. But I’m sure everybody brings up statistics and “well his defense carried him.”
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this. He was the Scott Rolen of the NFL
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You "never saw him live."
Well, boyo, I watched him live in all four SB appearances. While he didn’t light up the world with his passing, he hardly needed to with Franco Harris and Rocky Blier in the backfield. He was the MVP Super Bowls 13 and 14, and ESPN ranked his appearances as 12th, 18th, 29th and 39th out of the 80 QBs who have appeared in the game, winning and losing.
So I strongly disagree with any analysis of him being the 2nd worst QB to win the game.
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Well, we found Joe Morgan's account
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The stats don't really tell the story here
The Pittsburgh dynasty was the last of the Fifties and Sixties-style NFL teams at a time when the league started becoming a passing league (led mostly by the AFL refugees).
Bradshaw’s numbers suck by modern standards, but I’d argue that he was playing a fundamentally different position than Montana, Elway, et al. His job was more like what Bart Starr was asked to do in Green Bay or Y.A. Tittle did for the Giants. And he was really fucking good at it.
(BTW, 46 of Bradshaw’s 210 career picks came in his first two years, against only 17 TDs. Pittsburgh was truly atrocious when he first got there, and the offense had way too much chuck it and pray.)
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't say the 2nd worst.
Namath, McMahon, Hostetler, Brad Johnson, Trent Dilfer, Doug Williams, Jim Plunkett would all trail Bradshaw. Just saying comparatively to other SB-winning QBs, he’s at the low-end of the ladder, even though he has four.
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CURSE YOU JACKIE SMITH
And you too, Lynn Swann, with your ridiculous miracle catches to bail out Bradshaw’s bad throws.
Though Bradshaw has nothing on Eli when it comes to the Panic Throw-meter.
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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 16, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
/goes to youtube and reviews Swann's circus catches
//balls were perfectly thrown and only great defensive coverage forced Swann to go crazy for the catches
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Who was #80?
Please say ‘Rex Grossman’
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I have some pretty good memories of teams relying on defense in NFCCGs
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Im pretty sure both those hits get flagged today
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
And replay would have overturned "The Immaculate Reception," too
The game is practically effeminate these days.
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The first one is close, 2nd one is clearly helmet-to-helmet, intent to injure.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Watched both those games live with a diehard Jints fan from Binghamton.
Nothing more fun.
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I might know them
Or at least know the last name
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Auwarter ring a bell?
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Not Italian
Don’t know. Though my last stepdad probably knows.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
The NFC used Defense against the 49ers between 1984 and 1994.
It’s not very effective.
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YOU FOOLS!
we all know nick saban is unable to get into that car without a ladder!
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Not the same if not on the side of a 1978 Dodge Ram van
Passing? Who needs passing?
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Where's Muschamp's car?
I guess this is it:
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And you KNOW Charlie Weis always rides in style:
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Charlie Weis rides a tripod?
Somehow, this actually makes sense.
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I thought he rode one of these
Go gata!
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Huh....
I thought Weis had his own sail barge.
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BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE
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Is this a linkfail? It's meant to be Jabba's sail barge.
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As good a metaphor as any for the Weisfense.
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Twittin
related:
saw the Mega Man car again this weekend. I will get a picture, eventually.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
OT: New alternate Braves jersey for 2012.
IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
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those. are. awesome.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
meh.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
I'm with you on this one.
I really don’t see anything to get excited about. It’s the Braves regular uni in an off-white color with the number under “Braves.” What’s the big deal?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
1. No tomahawk on chest, which is much cleaner
2. Cream tops and pants. See the Twins GORGEOUS uniforms for why that is superior.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Just goes to show how little I've paid attention to the Braves in the past 15 years
that I didn’t notice the lack of the tomahawk. And I live less than 45 minutes from Turner Field (on a good traffic day).
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
cream tops and pants?
/giggle
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Only thing I'm meh about is the patch.
Other than that WANT.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
could be worse
could be Marlins
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
WARNING:
Jerseys may unravel starting in August.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
LOL you think they'll win a playoff series.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
kind of want
and I think jerseys on adults are an abomination
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all sports? why?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
unless it's your jersey, why are you wearing it?
particularly football jerseys.
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i tend to agree
always looked cheesy to me
although some girls can pull it off (when tied or something)
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Girls wearing jerseys are perfectly acceptable at all ages, to me.
Guys younger than high school I will also accept since they’re still somewhat children with that idol-worship thing going on. After that, it just becomes creepy.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
do you wear a baseball mitt to games as well?
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i'll allow it
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
YES. THIS.
I hate pink in a jersey. HATE IT. I despise anything pink that has no business being pink. Except UGA clothing when it fades and looks pink, because then I just find it funny for childish reasons.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
to hell if i ever tie my jersey
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
btw, I stand by my earlier comment about Tebow guy.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
does tebow get drunk and pray to the porcelein god?
i would think he would refrain from worshipping false gods.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
i guess i don't qualify as an adult
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by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
girls are different and under different rules
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ooooooh special
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
also not adults apparently
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Because they're comfortable?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Not wearing pants is comfortable but I sure as hell ain't doing it at a sporting event.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
So what, you go in Versailles courtier garb because you don't want to be comfortable?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
shirt and tie because If I'm at a game it's with people I need to talk to.
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This just seems weird to me.
You can’t talk to people in a jersey?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
People won't take you seriously. I sure won't.
ever see the goober on his own in the luxury box? exactly
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Why would you want to watch a game in a box?
The whole point of attending a game is to experience communion with several tens of thousands of people. Willfully segregating yourself from that experience seems straight up wrong to me.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
unless its raining
and then LULZ POORS
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Rain games are a blast.
Snow games even better. They sharpen the cameraderie.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
i actually agree. ive only been to a few pro games
and they were for the Titans. so i did not fully enjoy myself. except for the one where they played the Broncos, and John Lynch took someones head off. that was fun.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
PUPPIES
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Free food,
and the only alcohol in the stadium (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more)
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
if the tickets are free I'm not complaining
but really, the guy wearing the jersey is always some retard brother in law who you can’t get rid of
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It's not about the game at this point.
It’s about relationships and getting these people segregated from everyone else.
I’ve seen more business deals finalized away from the board rooms than in them.
Get the guy away from his lawyer, a few drinks, and then move in.
/wears pressed shirts to all sporting events where he may have to talk to people with the jobs I want
//so pretty much every sporting event
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
also: if it's in LA, it's fucking hot.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Man, I feel sorry for you.
I’d hate to have to be “on” at a sporting event.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
the price you pay for the life you lead is having no off switch
- my daddy
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Don't.
I chose this pursuit.
You never know when a friend is hosting someone that you might like to meet.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Offer not valid . .
. . . if watching the game with Ted Leonsis or Mark Cuban.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
well, the billionaire corollary is in effect
sports is just one avenue of expression (my that’s a lovely….. boat? that’s a boat? That’s a lovely island with an engine, (friend of mine))
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In my next life . . .
. . . I may have your social network. In the meantime, I’m left to eke out private tuition for two with the hand I’ve been dealt.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
If I were Ted Leonsis or Dan Snyder I would go to games without a shirt on and see if anybody said anything.
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I'm sure people would
Things like “It figures you’d wax your chest, you fucking weasel” and “Nice moobs!” Figuring out which is which is left as an exercise for the reader.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Dan Snyder's wife=HAWT
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The Emperors New Clothes Test?
interesting.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Plaid shirt, big glasses with no lenses in them, and a t-shirt from some obscure NAIA HSBC quidditch team in eastern Belize that you've probably never heard of.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
pft, you never said you'd gone to Northwestern
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Did I say plastic, a folding seat, or armrests?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
I thought you were talking about basketball, naturally
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i agree, when it comes to wearing jerseys casually.
however, if you wear them to the actual event, im fine with it, as long as its relevant, and not a custom made jersey.
i have multiple broncos jerseys that i wear when i watch games, usually picking one to be the “game day” jersey that is worn all season as a superstition thing
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
the custom jerseys with your own name on the back are a particularly stupid thing.
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if i buy a jersey, i stick to players that are clearly known for my team.
i have ones like Shannon Sharpe, Steve Atwater, Elway, etc. i do have a tebow jersey, but only because a friend thought it funny to get it for me. but i wont buy jerseys of players like brandon marshall, because they will clearly not spend most of their time with my team
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
I think there are levels of it too- if you have a game jersey that needs to have pads under it, that's really odd
but the old school throwbacks are neat. I’d really like for there to be old AFL varsity jackets- I’d get one for my dad
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my Atwater jersey is decidedly too big for me
but its an authentic Mitchel & Ness, and was purchased for 80 bucks, so at the time, size was of no consequence.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
I believe I would also allow old-school throw-back jerseys.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
I miss my old, custom made Rohan Marley Orange Miami Hurricanes #2 jersey.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
i almost had a Canes jersey made to commemorate the good ole days
but there simply isnt enough room to fit all the wide rights and wide lefts on one jersey
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
I hate the new hats. PLZ2KEEP SCRIPT A
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Yet another home jersey.
Players’ choice on what to wear, so I expect they’ll wear it quite a bit.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
as long as they keep the sunday reds, im happy
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
WUT.
One of my least favorite uniforms in baseball. Just. So. Red.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
I have a inherent dislike of bright red jerseys
/bah dum dum
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 10:54 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
FTFY
Man City in red is just bizarre is an aspirational carpetbagger that once the Sheikh gets bored or one of the london clubs becomes available will return to the dull mire of lower league football
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Yeah, but it's fun for now.
That’s sort of how I feel about having Balotelli. He will eventually break up with City, spectacularly so. But it’s awesome having him for now.
are you a recent City fan?
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I have never been to Manchester thank God. so me neither.
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This x1000.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 16, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Actually, a good buddy of mine in undergrad 15 years ago was a City fan.
Of course, he actually was from the Manchester area.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
those people deserve every success... City was snakebit in the early 90's
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That they do.
I have no qualms with lifelong supporters, and admire them for standing by their squads, but this new batch of glory supporters is ridiculous.
Nadolig Hapus
www.manchestercity.com/howtobeafan.html
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Every team gets glory supporters, no matter how risible.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
the how to be a fan thing was real, btw. but they took it down
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it was basic instructions and explanations for why fans said certain things at matches
mostly along the lines of “Mancunians are basically subhuman so try not to be offended by anything they say or do”
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Nor do I.
But there are diehards. I killed time on a long flight last year watching “Blue Moon Rising,” a documentary about a crazy group of City fans. It’s worth a watch, if you come across it at some point.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/manchester/hi/things_to_do/newsid_8983000/8983471.stm
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"Crazy group of City fans"
If they’ve been around the club since the 90s, and are still there, then they’d have to be.
Nadolig Hapus
This is why I avoided the big teams when I started following the EPL last year. To avoid bandwagonning or allegations of bandwagonning.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I never got soccer kits
HAY GUYZ IMMA JUST HAVE ALT COLORS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL ONES K?
Also, the new Zenit jerseys look awful
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Sometimes it's political. Other times it's Barcelona exploiting children's charities.
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Exploiting?
You know they paid Unicef to put the Unicef logo on the Barca kits, right?
Nadolig Hapus
If I live in a world where I can't make jokes about Barcelona exploiting children
I don’t want to be in this world anymore
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That's the one area I really like Barca for, or at least used to.
They’re not doing it any more. As you were.
Nadolig Hapus
Bilbao sign was priceless: Catalonia no esta Qatar
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And yet, as despicable as Barca are, and they are despicable,
they’re still less objectionable than Real.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
meh. same thing to me.
I’m a Valencia fan and it wasn’t Real Madrid who was using them as a farm team.
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Real built itself on Franco's patronage.
I’m not so big a fan of fascist-friendly franchises.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Couldn't care less about El Clasico
They’re both gigantic mega-behemoth clubs
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Glasgow Celtic have no idea what you are talking about
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Undoubtedly
And only made worse by comparison to the home kit, which I think is one of the classic jerseys in all of sports.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Because nothing says Glasgow team like Carling on the front
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Tennent's this year
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This is Scotland, not Ireland, right?
Goodness.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
I really should start learning the soccer teams at some point.
I was, but then I got distracted by a study abroad and all the Aussie Rules and Rugby League teams.
Also: Thanks.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Rugby League = Devil's game
Rugby Union = All that is right and good in this world. You should switch codes, and come back to the light.
Nadolig Hapus
You have that exactly backwards
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Union is boring kicking the ball oob
League is kinda sorta like football.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Which makes it doubly annoying that the US did so very badly in the World Cup.
I know we’re not good at rugby, but we got both destroyed and embarrassed by Australia. With all the undrafted RBs we have, you’d think we could field a better team than we did. We had some of the slowest players I saw in the thing.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
those teams are basically a variety of different sized and shaped troy polamalus
every single one of those guys are NFL level athletes. And the Norther teams are huge- the front rows are all about 6’7". we’re just not on their tier
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You try living in Australia for six months and surviving with that worldview.
RIP.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Tell the aussies to stop whining about bodyline bowling
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Yes, I made an 80 year old cricket reference
Not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Couldn't figure out cricket.
At all. Aside from being an excuse to drink all day, of course, which is probably the entire point anyways.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
I played in college! For Realz. We had a pretty good team, actually
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see avatar
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That makes sense, then.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
I've played once
It’s interesting
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
pussies
/goes another 20 years
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csb
Other than a college town on gameday, the highest concentration of team wear I have ever seen not at the actual stadium/arena?
Celtic wear in Dublin on the first Old Firm derby day of 2004. If I hadn’t been flying out that afternoon, I probably would have bought a jersey just to blend in.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Aye.
Celtic are the historic “Catholic team” in Glasgow and mortal enemies of Glasgow Rangers, which from their founding through some time in the late 1980s, had never fielded a Catholic player.
When I lived over there, some guys were arrested outside Ibrox (‘Gers’ home pitch) before an Old Firm derby for passing over possession of a trunkload of guns bound for Protestant paramilitaries in Northern Ireland.
These people make Alabama-Auburn look tame.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
there's a pretty good HBO doc on it I think
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn.
I know they’re pretty intense over there, but that’s quite extreme.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Also, a mail bomb was sent to Celtic's manager last year.
It was intercepted and the people involved were arrested, but still.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Europe is so different than here
In America, it is the team wearing shamrocks whose bombs get intercepted.
//GotdammitRees
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 16, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Sighrec.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Really, any soccer rivalry makes Updyke's antics look like kids play
Call me when someone gets an AHRN Bowl interrupted because of road flare smoke (actually, don’t let any Bammers get any ideas)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Serbia: where your fan club is run by a war criminal
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 16, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've been waiting for that day
mostly to see Alabama State Troopers pounce on whoever does this thus injuring more spectators in the process
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 16, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
First GIS result for "soccer game road flares"
Well, this is a coincidence, isn’t it?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Gah!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
bees?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
This isn't as bad but the whole crazy interlock pattern is not something I like
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
EPCOT?
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
by DrBundy on Jan 16, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
zenit, oh zenit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We be flying all over this bitch.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Puffy shirt!
Seriously, are those things quilted?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/sings Gazprom song
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/Stashes proceeds from fire sale of state assets in Swiss bank.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Choking in style this year, are we?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
probably. enjoy hell.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Haterz.
I’m going to spend eternity getting drunk with Tony La Russa.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
It's Coors Lite. there is no drunk.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sounds the death of the Jewish guy in 'Bonfire of the Vanities'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
On topic: How are these any different than any other uniform option?
/would rather watch infomercials while eating cereal than baseball ‘highlights’ in the morning.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
there isnt a Yunel Escobar in it?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
WHOO HOO MIDDLE INFIELD UNDER THE AGE OF 23
SSS VICTORY!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
im skeptical about our SS situation.
a rookie backed up by Jack Wilson.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
see the small sample size joke
the last team to do it made the world series (the Reds! in 1970!)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yeah. although i have heard good things about Pastornicky.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
I hope he can hit the ball a little and does not brainfart
I would also like to see a lot less of Venters
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
a lot less because he was overworked, i assume
if so, i agree, although i cant blame Freidi for doing it, considering his other options.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
a tired Venters >>>>>>>> Manny Acosta in any condition
(i know he’s been gone, but getting Acosta’d was getting old)
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
a tired venters is also >>>>>>> sherril, proctor, linebrink
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
both guys were overworked and it REALLY showed in the last two weeks, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
absolutely. but they were still more reliable tired than
most of the bullpen they had. Moylan being out really hurt, because it left us with sherril, linebrink, proctor, and a handful of new guys
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 16, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Is this an anti-baseball tweet or an anti-highlights tweet?
/confused
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Or this:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
so they sit in the corner doing the same move over and over?
/hates Blanka trolls
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 16, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
THEN STOP IT
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
stop playing street fighter?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 16, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Um, LaGarrett Blount went pro two years ago and he was a running back
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 16, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
While I'm perplexed by Darron Thomas's decision, I wish him only the best.
Plus, with him gone, maybe Marcus Mariota can step up and convert my now-shameful #8 Masoli jersey into something a little more wearable.
…
Yes, I’m wearing the shirt of a 19-year-old man. What of it?!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Years at living in Yankees/Mets/Dan Saaawks territory makes me appreciate the Braves even more
The two years in Detroit Tigers land were ok. Made me a huge Verlander fan.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 10:52 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Dah Saaawks (lousy autocorrect)
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Sigh. Work today?
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 AM EST reply actions
So I managed to read most of Sherman's letter.
Classy to the end. Houston Nutt says it needs more circles, though.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
I would like to wring the neck of a co-worker who changed something we all use without consulting us.
His punishment though will be the horrible process he will have to go through to undo his changes. But ugh; you have caused me to waste my entire morning.
Morgan Freeman not the only actor who debased himself early in his career
Laurence Fishburne and Phil Hartmann are members of team “Do anything to be working.”
Howdy, Cowboy Curtis!
Ship ahoy, Captain Karl!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 16, 2012 11:06 AM EST reply actions
I think I know who Cowboy Curtis is talking to
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 16, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Phil Hartman never debased himself in anything
THE MAN WAS A SAINT I TELLS YA
Fishburne, however, is a late self-debasement bloomer, seeing how all the Matrix movies gargled possum balls.
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 16, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Now Fishburne's daughter does the porn
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 16, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Wha...Gha...I...Did you just...I mean...
Pee Wee’s Playhouse and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure were epic. Plus, the Pee Wee character was based on a character he created at The Groundlings. Phil Hartman was in The Groundlings. They were buddies.
Besmerching Pee Wee and Phil Hartman! Y’all should be ashamed!
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Jan 16, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
OT
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 16, 2012 11:28 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
Major League beats Remember the Titans 26-11
Damn waking up late and missing the CI
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Hey, just wanted to point out that Urban Meyer kicked two players off the team
Who replaced corch with this impostor?! I demand answers!!!!!!!
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 16, 2012 11:36 AM EST reply actions
He has to make room for his new recruits.
Don’t worry, he’ll stop caring about discipline once they are his guys.
grumblemumbleoversigningmumblegrumble
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
/steals recruit from ND
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
and replaced them with ND recruits
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You're stepping into a very dangerous zone Loggins!
My head hurts trying to reason why that is a good thing.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 16, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
It's happening. I mean, you did hire our OL and RB coaches
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Why must you test my self delusion on this fine Monday?
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 16, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
(they were our good coaches btw)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm just messing around
You see I can’t lose in this situation, on one hand I get to act like Notre Dame is inept at football and if you correct me, then I get to say Urban Meyer knows what he’s doing……………classic self assurance.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 16, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
just be ready for a shit ton of random false start penalties
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also, don't be surprised if weed consumption in Columbus skyrockets
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Please, I have no delusions about what goes on with these guys
The herb is a tried and true method of partying in Columbus Ohio and has been for a long time.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 16, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Is such a thing even possible?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Is JB Shugarts getting a 5th year?
Jim Bollman thinks your paltry false start penalties are laughable.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 16, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
countdown until they 'work their way back on the team'
or ‘oh sh!t we need marcus thomas for this game, LULZ now you suspended again’ move
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
/DJ Hall chucklefarts
//sells more insurance
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 16, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
It wasn't like it was happening every play
But two critical plays that had penalties or calls changed led to points after both.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 16, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Frankly, if the NFL is conspiring to keep the Giants' boring Coughlinized asses out of the Super Bowl...
… I applaud them for their efforts.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
And just what's wrong with Coughlin?
/still thinks the Jags shouldn’t have fired him
//doesn’t actually remember how he felt in 2003
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
May I direct you to NDNation, sir?
They love them some retread NFLAIDS.
Well, you know, except for that one.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
There actually is a 'Why the hell didn't we hire Coughlin instead of Ty?' movement there
and I see their point.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Does this movement veer into egregious racism of which the poster is completely unaware?
Please tell me it veers into egregious racism of which the poster is unaware.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Political board is three doors down, sir.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
There's a Charles Coughlin joke to be made somewhere in this, but I'm too damn tired to be the one to do it.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
No
it involves the fact that since the year of the ‘hire Ty v. hire Coughlin’ choice, Mr. Coughlin has won a Super Bowl and has the chance to win another. Tyrone Willingham has not won a bowl of any sort in that period, and in fact went 0-12 one season.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Well, yes, that's the obvious case to be made.
I was hoping for NDNation to go deeper, and fulfill their role as avatars of the 1920s on the net.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
I’m sorry to report we do not conform to your preconceptions and prejudices.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"X is a better coach than Ty Willingham" =/= "X is a good coach"
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just disappointed by the fact
that I won’t be able to use the classic MST3K clip from The Giant Spider Invasion where Mike, Kevin and Bill constantly chant during the movie PACKERS WIN THE SUPERBOWL WOOO
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 16, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
New post up.
Is it time to evacuate?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions
/opens twitter, facebook
ALL THE MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES WRONGLY ATTRIBUTED TO MARTIN LUTHER KING
Sposed to be SEC
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
-Martin Luther King Jr.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 16, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 16, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
-Martin Luther King, Jr
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Real G's move in silence like lasagna
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Magnets
-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments."
-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The idea is not to die for your country, it's to make the other basterds die for theirs.
— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Ever heard of a Google bomb? They're a headache, but they won't slow down this campaign.
- Dr Martin Luther King Jr.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I did not kill those five dead hookers.
-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort.
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 16, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
-The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
-The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
by jonfmorse on Jan 16, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Germans?"
-The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 16, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
"Forget it, he's rolling!"
-The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Jan 16, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rack city chick. rack rack city chick.
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr (BRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr)
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU, will you help me um...get rid of some mechanical contractors?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
by doing what?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
whatever is necessary.
walked into 2 corridors both were averaging 80 degrees. thermostats set to ‘auto’ and 67. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
sensor locations?
VAV? CAV? Duct sizes? Also, single building BAS or all-the-individual-controllers-for-specific-AHUs? Current temp in SA?
How much did you hold back before substantial completion payment?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
we have most of the money.
FCUs, individual controllers, current temp is about mid 60s. no vav. Duct is about 20×12 leaving unit.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
controller locations/faults?
seems legit other wise.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
i think they litterally didn't program shit right and hve shit going weird. god i hate mondays
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
I went out to do a site inspection in another state a little while back.
The GC showed me the BAS computer that the EC had ‘programmed all last week since he knew you were coming’.
Every single point showed up as ‘?’?
Every single point showed up as ‘?’.
I LOL’d. He was mortified. The EC had packed and high tailed it out of state. I called the GCs Boss, told them I’d be making a return trip 100% expense paid on his dime per our contract and needed written verification the system was working from him before I returned.
/still haven’t been back
//paid in full from random check
///breakin’ necks and cashin’ checks
///they want to be LEED Silver with no Cx write off? HAHAHA LOLzNOPE.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 16, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
We don't have anything like that on my portion.
did at other SA job. pissed me off when they were like “oh yeah the system is programmed” i sat there one day and made sure he did it. fucking guys are worse than cats with lasers
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
"Coffee is for closers." --Martin Luther King, Jr.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 16, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That's one small step for man...
-Martin Luther King Jr.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Perseverance is more prevailing than violence
-Martin Luther King Jr.
The twitter
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NOW I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE'S A GOLD DIGGER
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 16, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Forty fucking Christs sailing on a shitlog through shitstained shitwater. Wilford Brimley bukakke party
- Martin Luther King Jr.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 16, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
For for being the first to attribute a Fearless Leader quote.
to MLK.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 16, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
What's YOUR deal?
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 16, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How YOU doin?
-Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
- The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 16, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently Dez Bryant was arrested in Miami
Just fucking cut him. His production isn’t worth it. Thanks a bunch, double J.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
debtor's prison?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He was trying to raise money to protect his mother from Craig James.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 16, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Good grief.
But are we sure that this is Bryant’s issues and not Romo’s?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 16, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Still not finding anything on this online
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 16, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
How could Jerry have known?
There were absolutely no indications that Dez had character issues.
/Lives in a cave
//Blind and deaf since birth
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 16, 2012 12:20 PM EST reply actions
///Sucks at hitting reply on intended post
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 16, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
If only there were some college team
that had a gaping, festering wound at the defensive coordinator position where Brent Venables once worked — even PLAYED — where he might well be immediately considered the front-runner for the head coaching job once the current head coach retires.
If only.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 16, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
"I see Abe Lincoln on a personal watercraft."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
(Did Dr. King ever have a dream about Clemson?)
by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Jan 16, 2012 2:33 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
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