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So we are all stuck waiting for CFB

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Fast and Furious

I hope.

"Don't live your life on the default settings"

by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 15, 2012 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

So I walked 6.7 miles this morning.

What yall do?

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM EST reply actions  

Walked.....6.7 meters from my bed to my couch?

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

RUB MY FEET.

Please.
PLEASE.

I’ll give you a backrub later.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 15, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Feet are gross.

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well no backrub for you later.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 15, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Except yours, of course

everyone’s dogs have a bad day now and then.

So, who’s a podiatrist? :-)




"Don't live your life on the default settings"

by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 15, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting ready for footbaw

Going to tuck into tasty beverages I acquired at Froogal McDoogal yesterday.


"Don't live your life on the default settings"

by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

So there's football on...

but I have almost no desire to watch it. What’s wrong with me?

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

You're smart

And don’t want to watch Flacco vs. Yates

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I'm going to take a nap.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions  

I endorse this plan wholeheartedly.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

UHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

An LSU fan pretty much got sexually assaulted at the NCG by an Alabama fan, and it’s on Youtube. Jesus christ.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I don't want to link to it.

But passed out LSU dude, and Bama fans go up to him and start rubbing their nuts in his face and stuff. Good god.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Southwest Airlines commercials

May or may not be on AT&T’s annoying/douchy level

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

Trending that way.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Called that one last night.

I think they’re even worse.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

lololololololololololololololol

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

NEW JERSEY NUMBER ONE!

NEW JERSEY NUMBER ONE! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Harvard one of the hairiest

and Yale one of the least hairy. Odd.

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, where the hell is Wf'nVU?

When I was there [granted it was the 70s] most men looked like Grizzly Adams, yours truly included.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

ned?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Erm...

maybe you need a new punt returner, Houston.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 1:39 PM EST reply actions  

Are the Ravens good, or the Houston Texans bad. Discuss.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The answer is a resounding yes.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

how patient is that dog? I would rip someone's head off.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

LETS HAVE A LAUNDRY TIME LETS HAVE A LAUNDRY TIME LETS HAVE A LAUNDRY TIME LETS HAVE A LAUNDRY TIME LETS HAVE A LAUNDRY TIME

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A Game of Honor is really good.

And now I very much want to go to the Army-Navy game.

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

after going to Tuscaloosa I absolutely want to go to a game there.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me know

I usually make one per year.

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm doing Dallas for Alabama-Michigan.

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

date and ticket price?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Labor Day weekend.

$threeve.

It’s in Jerryworld. I honestly may not go in the stadium, since I’ve seen it before, but I will be there to meet up with real-life and EDSBS friends alike.

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess which conference won bowl season?

The SWC was 7-0 in bowl games, y’all.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

MAC had at least one loss.

BAM.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanted to ask this

What other movies do you see in the bracket failing your “true story being butchered” test

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Rudy.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Offsides!

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Not just that, but the whole story of the last game as per the movie is Grade A horse hockey

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess this case was settled at EFF TEE SEE Speed?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

There are only two that as as egregious

Rudy and… sigh… Hoosiers.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on your perspective, I guess

But in “The Express,” the WVU-Syracuse game where Davis is subjected to racial abuse (1) was played in Syracuse that year, and (b) even at the game in Morgantown the next year, there was no such behavior by the home crowd.

The 1959 alums that attended the opening of the film almost walked out before the credits had finished. “As a work of fiction, the movie is terrific,” said Ger Schwedes, captain of the 1959 SU national championship team. “But that’s not the way it was.”

(From “How ‘The Express’ fumbled real Ernie Davis story,” at Syracuse.com).

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 15, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't seen it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

But "Ger Schwedes" is an awesome name, though, isn't it?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 15, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I present you two-time first-team SWC basketball selection "Pig Dittmar" of the University of Texas.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That lacrosse catch between Brown and Davis is fictionalized too

I’m blaming that for the wave of terrible lacrosse movies coming out soon

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 15, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

did Davis play Lacrosse?

they should make a Jim Brown movie. f’r realz

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No clue

He went to HS in Elmira so it’s not far-fetched.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

no sport has a rule quite like the

“Jim Brown” rule in Lacrosse

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

For the uninitiated

Brown was so dominant in the game, that they changed the rules requiring a lacrosse player to keep his stick in constant motion when carrying the ball.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

also the stick length as well. apparently that was him too.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, Ravens scored again while I was typing.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

doing laundry

is almost as exciting to me as watching this game.

/time to clean lint trap

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 15, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a little slow here today

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

the remake?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

it was surprisingly okay, I thought

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Olyphant already in Raylan Givens form

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Houston scored a FG woo

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

Now it's a 4 possession game.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

so i started thinking that my roommate's coworker that i dont like wasnt truly an asshole after last night

Maybe i misjudged him after a few bad nights.

Learned he pissed in our bathroom sink after i went to bed.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Things are back to normal then?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

STAB STAB STAB

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the egg McMuffin of horrendous marketing.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's Rackers time.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

this game is, how you say, not so good

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

Goddamn Arkansas

I’d be able to complete my Southwest Conference research in an hour if Arkansas didn’t basically ignore having been in the conference for 75 years.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

In a cruel twist of fate...

/file FOIA request

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I am assigned to pick out a new soaking tub as a solo mission.

Can this possibly be successful? Mrs. with a beer wants to watch the Ravens game, and doesn’t want to go out in the cold, and so directed me to “Just go pick one out.”

Well… OK.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

Ok. A dude flashing at Mardi Gras isn't unmanly

It’s just dumb

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

Houston does not want you to switch to another channel

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by skywaker9 on Jan 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

UP TOP

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAH BUDDY!

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

HAMMISH SUBSTANCE

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

also, in the movie poll, Friday Night Lights is going up against Miracle

yeargh

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

Let me warn y'all about the latest in slacktivism:

My mom put on Facebook today that she is going to the Dominican Republic for 26 months. Naturally, I freaked the fuck out. I called her and she said it was the latest breast cancer awareness thing: according to your birthday, you put a certain destination and number of months. I told her it was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. What the fuck does it have to do with breast cancer, anyway?! So if a loved one of yours suddenly announces that they’re going to a ridiculous location for a long time, and they didn’t bother to tell you before posting it on Facebook, don’t worry like I did!

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

whoof. I'd ask if she'd been signed up for the CIA. thank goodness my mom doesn't have facebook.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to Ganymede for 37 minutes.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice!

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I fucking hate that fucking shit so much because it does literally fucking nothing and is a placebo

if I have to see more pictures of kids with deformities because you feel bad I’m going to start removing you.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a thing?

Shit, people, get it together.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

My spidery 2 cents:

Other cancers also exist. Fuck all cancers.

by softbatch on Jan 15, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Quickest first half ever?

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by skywaker9 on Jan 15, 2012 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

This is real


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Stoners

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by skywaker9 on Jan 15, 2012 2:28 PM EST reply actions  

all right, I've had enough

finishing up my season on ncaa12 so that I can create my “things I would eat” conference. (oregonstateLOL)

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

"Man in a Box" being played during a review?

I’m impressed, Baltimore.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

Is there any good football game for PC?

Does not have PS3/360 and running NCAA 12 on a PS2 emulator has been such a pain

by Bus Crasher on Jan 15, 2012 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

Nope

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by skywaker9 on Jan 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The QBs today

TJ Yates: 9/19
Joe Flacco: 6/15

It’s a suck-fest out there.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 15, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

BUT THEY'RE SUCH LEADERS OUT THERE

Oh, that only works with that one guy.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow thinks they have to be juicing to have such great stats.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

keep me apprised of the score?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

Friend to me just now
Joe Flacco is better than Tony Romo. Look at their playoff wins.

oh my god

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

I was watching This Week earlier

And the host (wasn’t Stephanopoulos but some fill-in) said that Tebow was a great quarterback because he had more playoff wins than Tony Romo and a better starting record than Aaron Rodgers

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That was my reaction

In any case, just as I don’t need to hear about spiders in my footbaw blogs, I don’t need to hear about footbaw in my spider shows.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe some day I'll have the troll-fu like that.

Unrelatedly, are you a Grace Potter and the Nocturnals fan? Given your appreciation of Mac Rebbenak, this seems right up your alley.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Runs scored.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Runs Created per nine innings or VORP

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OBP

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you mean OPS+

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

UZR+

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Power-Speed Number

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

NBA coaching wins post-1985 or so.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Easiest job in the world?

Make sure your GM gets a bunch of good players and tell them to just do their thing.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

LOB CITY

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Cannot resist I an sorry.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Dammit reply fail to the Romo/Flacco thing above.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does just hearing Romo or Flacco

make me think of Keanu Reeves in The Replacements. Probably just because Falco sounds a bit like Flacco, right?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 15, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Amadeus AmaDEUS

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Alles klar, der Kommissar?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

More

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

TJ Yates>>>>>>Tony Romo

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

TJ YATES >>>>>> TEBOQ

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

TJ Yates = Matt Cassell.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

what are you watching?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

BONK

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

d line is shutting down the run game

the Ravens O line is trying to get Flacco killed for some reason. maybe they really like Boller.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if everyone else forgot this, but I kinds forgot how good Brian Cushing was.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

Damn Lee Evans, you crazy.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

NASTY

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

My kingdom for someone who knows how to set up a wikibot.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

I see loud silence on this. I would google it.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I have tried. It is arcane and confusing.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

good luck?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I finally sorted it out.

Needing to move hundreds of pages was enough of an incentive.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Kick the field goal.

You know you want that delicious NFLAIDS.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

Not really gonna criticize the decision

Just that your team kinda sucks in a way if you can’t get 1 yard

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Deadspin now running that Alabama-LSU fan video

Now reports are that the LSU fan is dead in the video. Woo internet. And by woo I mean fucking internet.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The University of Alabama, everyone.

Deadspin, everyone.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you think dude is dead or is it internet cray cray?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

If true, goddamn, but if not true, can’t believe people would make up stories like that.

/Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate humanity

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 15, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit is fucked up and bullshit.

I thought the worse thing I’d see this weekend was Paterno’s interview quotes I saw on The Bottom Line.

by softbatch on Jan 15, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

Wait, that was their EIGHTH fourth down attempt this year?

SUB-OPTIMAL STRATEGY IS SUB-OPTIMAL

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

DECIDED SCHEMATIC DISADVANTAGE

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwwwwww puppies! Of the human variety!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

SOUTH DAKOTA REPRESENT!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

SOUTH DAKOTA

COMPLETELY CORNERING THE 14/15 YEAR OLD DIVISION

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

Proof of our "NFL is boring" meme

2/3rds of the kids preparation is punting or passing

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 3:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

WE NEED MOAR KICKARS!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Punting and kicking is basically the whole game.

Completing passes and YPA are clearly not evaluated.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Punting is winning.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

So that's why Alabama have scouts at this game?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Man the lifeboats drills done daily

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The failboat cometh.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You might not want to hits the rocks, Captain

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're going to fuck up have the grace to fly a flag of convenience

I think it was flying an Italian flag. LULZ.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

a supposedly fun thing I'll never do again

it comes up so often on these boards

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Like everything else, it depends what you want out of your vacation.

Some people don’t like having a set time for dinner, set schedule for times at the islands/ports of call, etc. I would not recommend a cruise for those individuals.

However, for people who just want to relax on their vacations and not have to worry about arranging things, than I cannot recommend them enough. A decent hotel is probably close to $80-$100 a night. For that same price on a cruise, you get your room, food, activities, and shows.

Again, cruises aren’t for everyone. But I’ve had positive experiences across many lines.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

So I joined the modern era and got an iPhone 4S which is cool on so many levels. Well besides Siri not really understanding me 4/5 times

But I just had an hour facetime conversation with my niece which is quite cool.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

I'd do horrible things for an iphone.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Apropos of nothing, again

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I love this video.

What I may love more is the A-team music that accompanies it.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 15, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I have the original for this

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Oh boy.
Timothy Burke
@bubbaprog
Tweet from the guy who claims to be the teabagger: “My dad is rich…I wont be going to jail…#RollDamnTide boy”

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

Oh my god.

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

please hunt down and harm kthxbai

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, this is why I'm glad to be away from Alabama and that rivalry.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

did you live there or grow up there?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to Auburn.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

WAR EAGLE

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Alabama is campaigning hard to be the most hated school in Alabama.

Although I’d think they already had that title.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Beside all "fuck Clemson" meme and what not

I would think Alabama is most universally hated college football program in America

by Bus Crasher on Jan 15, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

HATERZ PAWL

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to think that we earn it slightly less.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

Winning the HATERZ trophy has nothing to do with your fanbase (unless your fanbase is inducing players to getting Fulmer Cup points)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to make too much light of this

But the fact that this happened in a Krystal is even more bizarre

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

right, like would not someone notice and assist?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the worst part of this video

No one seems to have had the decency to think “Hmm, this guy looks like he’s in trouble, let’s call 911”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

this video is honestly awful. holy fuck

the number of people just watching and taking pictures and stuff…. i can’t even

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I have decided not to watch it.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Likewise

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not gonna.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

really....don't

it’s disturbing. so so disturbing.

i hope that fucking asshole is found and charged

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that this isn't really considered crazy says something I think

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I've heard of this

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't wanna get political or anything

But fuck David Zirin

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by idahobuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry

Someone posted an article on my Facebook that he wrote. I had to vent.

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, apologies

It just had to be vented. If not, I’m sure every living object within a 5-mile radius would be annihilated from rage

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

no, I am not mad at you for your vent so no need to apologize. I have used the board to exclaim at something loudly that

noone but me cares about.
But I think I get enough email that makes me go “?” that I can imagine FB would really make me want to smash some faces!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I just cut off feeds of people who annoy me

Like girls constantly whining about their relationships and putting their personal lives on there literally every 10 minutes. Facebook is fun to have for me because I don’t live and die by it and I don’t play the games, the apps or whatever. For me, FB is what it was intended: a way to keep in touch with pals at my own discretion.

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds like a good plan!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

T.J. Yates need to lead a TD drive.

This should be entertaining. I’d probably just call deep heaves to Andre Johnson until it either worked or led to a game-killing INT.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

Nasty pick by Reed. GG.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

NFLAIDS?!

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

big big AIDS

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

GRITTY LEADERS AT QUARTERBACK GUTTING THROUGH ADVERSITY.

WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THIS?

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY'RE LUNCHPAIL MEN

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the anti SF-NO game

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yes it is

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Tennessee not in the playoffs this year?

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by idahobuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

methinks we have too many playoff teams in the NFL, honestly

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

I mean, even when good NFL teams play, it's frequently boring.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't say that. I just said it was boring.

I think it’s well known that I don’t like the NFL.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

GAME

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Keith Hernandez on line 2

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at that. An NFL team fucks up a basic belly play.

There are plenty of high school wing-T teams who could get that foot, because they realize the belly works better when the FB actually follows his lead blocker.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't make it...

Houston is alive?

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

But are relying on TJ Yates

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Ultimate redemption...

Jacoby Jones punt return TD?

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

THE NFL

WHERE MINDLESS CONSERVATIVE PLAY HAPPENS

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by idahobuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Someone may go for a Field Goal when the distance is close for punting!

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i fuckin hate watching football with my roommate

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

what happened?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

nothing, he's just obnoxious

doesn’t know shit about football but thinks he does. argued that baltimore shouldn’t have punted on that last possession . . .

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Guh.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe you misread.

Jim Tressel would have punted that ball on 3rd down and inches.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

3rd and 18

/runs a 5-yard screen pass
/TRESSELBALL

by Bus Crasher on Jan 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yates, Yates, Yates

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

err, sorry, the Krystal video with damn tiders.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i just looked at his twitter again

CK @KonwayTweety
RT @Christopherzila @KonwayTweety Enjoy the sex offender registry.<~ I have been on it for 3 years…kids are tattle tales ~~>

i have a feeling he isn’t being serious but ummm this man is the scum of the earth

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by willbechampions on Jan 15, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

BAWWWWWWWW puppy!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

DAWWWWW PUPPY

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You get that scary Star Wars machine, cake!

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by allicolls on Jan 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Afternoon, everyone

Can I get a Fuck Maryland?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

why YES FUCK MARYLAND.

To what reason, are we fucking the MD?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, there is the small matter

of our currently ongoing basket-ball competition against the Turtles.

That, and they’re Maryland.

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by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

bounceyball I'd guess

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 15, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he's still a thing?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Insofar as he appears for 30 seconds every week doing something stupid

that entertains the same people who like animated football robots.

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That moment when you're really close to the moon

But forgot to put parachutes or anything that might help you land…

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Parachutes won't help on the moon though.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It never is.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This is Kerbal, not Flight Sim.

In other news, the girlfriend got me a three hour intro helicopter flight lesson for Christmas. Should be an interesting time.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

go fucking meteor in the AFC championship game

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

It's really quite remarkable

how much Maryland fans look like empty red seats. Is it possible that they’re somehow related to Rutgers fans?

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by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

my roommate in college wrestled there before transferring. it was an abominable place

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY, GILBRIDE

QUIT WITH THE FUCKING CONSERVATIVE SHIT!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

It's ELI Manning, not Peyton under center

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

or cooper. for that matter

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

SPIDE-

/turns on game
//that’s what you mean

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Off to a racing start.

Somebody let Eli know there’s only 3 timeouts per half.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

I can hear fans saying "Cruz"

How the hell did Giant fans get into Lambeau?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

Or they're booing I dunno.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No

It’s definitely a Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz cheer

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Not watching yet.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

his twitter account is enjoyable, I must say

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok

This is the SECOND time Buck has called a 4 man rush a blitz

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Buck being a terrible announcer is newsworthy?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

well, a linebacker rushing is not necessarily a blitz

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

his arm go hit

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, seriously

Maryland fans still chanting “airball” three possessions later? You’re doing it wrong.

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by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Maryland fans make NC State fans look intelligent

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe thirty.

Okay, granted, the Ravens had a home playoff game today, but still.

Ugly game thus far, Tech down 24-19 at halftime.

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by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Are they doing it

when the airballer is touching the ball? You’re allowed to do that until he makes another shot.

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Any time we're on offense

regardless of who has the ball. Eventually extended to about five possessions before finally being interrupted by halftime.

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by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo 3 points

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

Actually, Joe and Troy,

the WHOLE FUCKING REVIEW SYSTEM is fucking silly.

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

Aww, the Packers have to use a challenge on an obvious bad call. That's a shame.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

or not

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

the nissan leaf looks a lot smaller on tv than it is in real life

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

wait Ryan Grant is in this game?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

Iniesta gets a red?

LOLHOSE.gif

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

for diving!

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm confused I think it may have been a straight red but the gamecast is fuckulated

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

he's still in there so it must be just a yellow

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Red for diving?

/fine with that

Usually with me I get Martin Tyler saying something snappy like “The striker’s supposed to strike at the ball, not other players”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

As am I.

Spain was unwatchable in the WC finals because of this to me.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

well, they got the shit kicked out of them by holland

I mean real kicking, not that they got dominated

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Point, but the kick on Alonso looked much worse on the slo-mo replays.

Watching live, he was going for the ball and missed.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

letter of the law is any tackle above the knee with the studs up is a card, and intent doesn't have anything to do with it

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yellow or red?

/Still a soccer newbie so don’t know some of the finer points.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

if you leave your feet red

if not it’s open to interpretation

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

note: English players

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

on the rare occasion when seedorf or martinez is on they tend to be a little bit harder on that kind of thing

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Apparently rules apply differently to different players

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see how it wouldn't be a red

I don’t remember entirely but there’s a chance Webb didn’t see it

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my friends swears that it's a "courtesy red card"

If someone makes a dirty tackle on a player who’s broken away and only has the goalie to beat. Is that true?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. not even a dirty tackle. last man is always a red

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I always understood

tackle on a breakaway was automatic red

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

clear scoring opportunity and all that

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

So I just got this call for papers in my email

"Rough Music": Representing Violence (March 31, 2012)
full name / name of organization:
Southern Methodist University English Graduate Students
contact email:
smugradconference@smu.edu

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

violence? smu?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 15, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hate hate hate the Sprint "Why would anyone want to limit the iPhone commercial.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

I find it funny

Because Apple limits the iPhone itself

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Sitting there trying to elicit pathos while a kid plays with the I-Phone making it seem like it's on the level of food, clothing, or shelter AHHHHHHH

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No, and I will be the last to get a smart phone for these reasons.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm probably switching to an iPhone after my contract renews

And I totally recognize I’m addicted to checking my email every 10 minutes, but I don’t treat Apple with the same reverence that all the fanboys I know do. I don’t know what Steve Jobs did, but he has every university student in his thrall

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer Westlaw.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Jobs was a great marketer. Taking things that existed and making them aesthetically pleasing to younger crowds.

I just won’t pay for a data plan until I absolutely must, i.e. if my job forces me to get an I-Phone, etc.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Currently have one

but I’m exercising free agency when upgrade time comes this summer. May stick with Apple, may not.

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by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

"Why don't you just get a 4G phone?"

/trollgaze

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet another underworld movie

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

exactly

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

td

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

He not only missed the tackle

But royally fucked it up for everyone else

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

More youtube reel attempts

more points for not you

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

This

Who was the USC safety who was Vontazin’ before Burfict started playing? I think he was there on the 2005 team.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure, but it's a problem everyone seems to be having college and pro.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/shifty eyes

No…we’re over there…

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT THERE THERE! THERE, NOT THERE

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

What's that, little birdie? "Caw-caw-caw..." Loosely translated: "Polly want a beating?"

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY

WHY ARE WE FUCKING CHALLENGING?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

because GB won a challenge? I dunno. I'm confused.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Some goober of a ref ruled it down and shouted down the smart ones.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You're getting jobbed, bro.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to understand that Aaron Rodgers needs to get in his requisite discount double checks this game and turnovers won't allow that.

If you displease the insurance companies, you pay in blood.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

REFDERP

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

ANd here come 17 Vikings fans being bitter again

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

What a load of crap.

Bullshit calls in Lambeau. Again.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

You'll never have a clearer replay

And that doesn’t change the fact that they CHANGED THE CALL ON THE FIELD to get to that point.

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. That was bullshit

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Indiana with 14 points at half?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

/grinchsmile.gif

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Delany smiles at the B1Gness.

Not that I have much room to talk.

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by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Duke: maybe not as shitty as I thought they were

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, did Eli Manning kick the field goal?

Because ESPN.com seems to think so.

Eli Manning got the Giants on the board with a field goal, then followed it up with a long touchdown as New York has the lead.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 15, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

Had to outdo the Brady punt last night.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAR OF THE QUARTERBACK

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

so can i have a redo on this weekend please?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

you were not here, so were you out there doing things?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Press CTRL+Z usually works for me.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+DELETE

Hacker’s worst nightmare

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think

Also there’s the infamous EDSBS/SBNation Comment Red Button

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

M.A.D. and ASCII Picard

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

what hapened?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

visited grandmother...glad to be home...don't want to be home

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, if you tell us what needs redone.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Just look into this

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't want a redo

BEST WEEKEND EVER!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Uhm...

I know this is from July, but thought I would share.

During a recent interview pertaining to his new film Captain America: The First Avenger, director Joe Johnston revealed his desire to see a new Star Wars based-film realized with Fett as the title character, "I’m trying to get George [Lucas] to make a feature based on Boba Fett."

http://www.dailyblam.com/news/2011/07/17/captain-america-director-wants-george-lucas-to-make-star-wars-spin-off-film-about-bo

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 15, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

BOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Erik T on Jan 15, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/they miss because it's hard to throw books through basement walls

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no you aren't.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

the movie Boba was dumb.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And only the original trilogy counts.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

True. Original means original.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes he did.

And no retconning Hayden Christenson into ghost Anakin either.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Just judging from the movies

He’s a cool character and all but not ZOMG THE GREATEST.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

True

Lucas was probably thinking “Hmm, how do I make this plot device cool….uh…give him a shiny suit of armor and jetpack!”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 15, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I can think of 3.

1. “As you wish.”
2. “What if he doesn’t survive? He’s worth a lot to me.”
3. “Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.”

by softbatch on Jan 15, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

MIKE PERERIA

NOW TALKING ABOUT HOW FUCKING STUPID BILL LEAVY IS AND HOW HE SHOULD BE SHOT AT MIDFIELD AT HALFTIME.

PART OF THAT MAY NOT BE AN ACTUAL QUOTE>

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Pereira...

Was also blitzed last night according to his twitter.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Coffee will overcome.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Hot apple cider is the bomb....

Put a little Fireball bourbon in it.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Man bullshit replay is still bullshit replay

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

YES

FUCK YOU PACKERS, YOU FUCKING LUCKY BASTARDS

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

Green Bay: Not as good as ______ at onside kicks.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Someone that has to do it a lot

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody draft Carson Wiggs.

You will win all kicking battles. I promise he works with your AIDSBALL.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

OH, HEY

NO WAY THAT CALL IS GOING TO AFFECT THE OUTCOME OF THIS GAME GUYS

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah because every other call will go for the packers too duh.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

OH, BLOCKED KICK?

THANK GOD WE’RE STILL UP BY 7 POINTS GUYS!

/going to the Colonel Kurtz way right now

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

"The horror ... the horror ..."

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that bad call might end up costing you the game...

Too bad there isnt anything you can do about it…LOL

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and your beer tastes like piss-water.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Miller High Life commercials are still consistently the best beer commercials in my opinion

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

HIGH LIFE

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. I like those and the just good feeling ones with the guy narrating.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

PBR has commercials

you probably haven’t seen them, though.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Red Stripes were good too

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Miller think triple hopped means anything with how their beer tastes like zero hops?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

Don't know

I exclusively drink Bud Select because it floats.

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was MGD 64

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps it's a good thing I don't know my super light beers.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Anchors?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

triforce commercial?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

YES, I THINK IT IS OK!

BobbyBigWheel Bobby Big Wheel
Bill Leavy is a former firefighter, which means it’s OK if I burn his fucking house down, right?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

MISS ALL THE LAYUPS!

Unless a teammate’s there to tip it back in, anyway.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

wasn't there only one penalty called in the SF-NO game?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

aaron Rodgers= TEBOWTEBOWTEBOW

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

lolzoneread

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he should have taken a knee at the one or something

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is O'Brien?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

IM O'BRIEN...HE'S MURPHY

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAH DROPS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 15, 2012 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS

DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS
DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS
DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS DROPS

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERY BODY

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL THE COCKFINGERS

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

LOL THEIR CRABTREE

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 15, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

Commercial break!

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

your mom has a horrible series

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You see it is very RANDOM -- LIGERS

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

SPORKS!!!!!!!!!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 15, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Penguin of doom?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <—- me bein random again _ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

It's a famous copypasta that's floated around messageboards for a while.

NOT an original work.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That's from bash, among other places.

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Seppuku will not be necessary.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

This is totally what I thought she was referring to as well.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume.

Does Fox have a good animated program?

by Erik T on Jan 15, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Um...

neither of those are good anymore.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I still like Family Guy

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

PS Family Guy is crap....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

uhhhh

All those animated Fox shows besides Family Guy and The Simpsons are awful.

by Erik T on Jan 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Early Family Guy is alright for cheap laughs.

Now it’s shitty and spidery. I was never a huge huge Simpsons fan, but it’s definitely declined in quality. I prefer South Park to both, but even that’s not consistent.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

King of the Hill was good.

Family Guy has cheap laughs early on, but is only good for Adam West.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly, I do...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

The simpsons until about 2001 was definately the best

Family Guy was pretty good between when they came back from cancellation until about 2007 and King of the Hill was great until a couple years before it got canned

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh.

Shouldn’t have been brought back. It’s not the same.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Which is why I’m weary of the whole Arrested Development thing.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

especially when it wasn't that great the first time around

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

too much fucking shoegazing mumblecore humor

people laughed not because it was funny but because if they didn’t laugh they feel left out or that people would think they didn’t “get it.”

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

On a somewhat related note...

Justified is way overrated

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh.

I don’t much care for its representation of Eastern Kentucky. Mainly, the supposed hot chicks in coal towns in the middle of nowhere. Doesn’t immerse me well.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I have not seen those either

but at least they film some in Kentucky (though it’s all in Versailles)

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

some. they film some in Kentucky. most of it is filmed in california

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

For a cable procedural it's fine.

At least it’s not another lawyer/doctor show. And even as a cop show it’s better than most.

by softbatch on Jan 15, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of lawyer shows did Franklin and Bash survive?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Precisely.

I don’t want a movie.

by Erik T on Jan 15, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Like Beavis and Butthead?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a hiccup every once in a while.

But that’s just about as good as a comeback can be.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it still as stupid (in the good way) as the old one with the music videos?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. It is.

They also review TV shows (usually reality shit).

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

The TV shows are shit or they do a bad job?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The TV shows are shit.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the new stuff worth watching or no?

Watched through Bender’s Big score or so.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The four-part beginning thing was pretty good, I thought.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright. Just hate seeing it go to shit if that is the case.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The first few episodes are weird, but

around mid point of the season they hit their old stride and are really funny. The holiday episode was great. Coolio voicing Kwanzaa Bot and singing an explanation of the holiday.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 15, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright you had me at coolio

Do I need to watch the four-part movies to get into the regular seasons or no?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, not really.

Though some of them are pretty good. The last movie ties into the first episode. But they recap the movie to explain what’s going on, so pretty easy to jump right in

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 15, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a fan of that episode

The Hermes-Bender episode is almost as tear-jerking as the Fry’s fossilized dog from the original seasons.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 15, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Luck of the Fryrish did it for me, but Jurassic Bark was a close second.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Same.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The brain switch episode is pretty cool

I’m afraid we’ll have to use…MATH. The writer for the episode came up with the proof at the end and had it published. http://www.mathgoespop.com/2010/08/the-futurama-theorem.html

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 15, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM THE GREETEST

I am not fleaving the Earth for no raisin

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Where the Simpsons and Family Guy have gotten worse

I think American Dad has gotten a lot better. I hated the first season or so

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 15, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope never to find out.

/disliked the movie
///dislikes the ads

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

GREEN BAY WOULD ALWAYS WIN EVERY GAME IF PLAYED IN WICHITA, WHICH IS INTERESTING.

POSSIBLY

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

BEST PACKERS PLAYERS EVER

A. AARON RODGERS
2. BART STARR
J. BRETT FAVRE

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

BEERNERDNESS

I WILL ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THE WINE I GOT FOR FREE WHICH WAS AN UNOAKED CHARDONNAY HOW AUDACIOUS

ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT COFFEE

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

DEFINITIVELY

POSSIBLY

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

visual representation of ACC basketball below

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

Looks a lot like Denver's offense.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that can't be College Park.

Not with both teams being this ice-cold.

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by The Missing T on Jan 15, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

OH

SO ELI MANNING DOESN’T GET ROUGHING THE PASSER CALLS FOR SHOTS TO THE HEAD?

GOOD TO FUCKING KNOW LEAVY!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

MANNING DERP

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by 49er16 on Jan 15, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

HERPADERRRRP

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

ELOL Manning

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

There's a song about going BACK to Indiana?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

Is it called "ranch always flows home"?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a song about going back to Ohio I know

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, weird, right.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a Jackson Five song

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's ARIZONA

you must’ve heard it wrong

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOOOO TEAM WINONA

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:51 PM EST reply actions  

OH A FUMBLE!

LETS WATCH THEM CHANGE IT TO DOWN BY CONTACT!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

No it was forward progress and tuck rule combined

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

KUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN

/mdwm

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by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

/fumble

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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It's as terrible as all of them.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets pulled out of ditch by an Audi

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

or anthony hopkins

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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by Londonjoe on Jan 15, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear programmers:

If I have to create a dummy directory and symlink a file there to make your code work, you have done it wrong.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

For some reason

pywikipedia was trying to go to /wiki/None/index.php

If I could figure out where the “None/” is being inserted, I would yell at them, but since I can’t, fuck it. I’ll just pretend I have a /wiki/None/index.php, and they can pound sand.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not funny because it's probably true.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec for being correct.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The anti-schad

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ball was deflected

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

WHICH IS FUCKING STUPID

THAT THE RULES GET SUSPENDED IF THERE’S A TIP

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Defensive holding then?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry

Get a stop and you go to half up by 10

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

On a Rodgers draw play

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The Original Ghost Rider

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 15, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Wait what

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Coughlin's foot up Tynes' ass got him to hit the crossbar this time.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

AARON RODGERS SACK

15 YARD PENALTY

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

LATE HIT!

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

FTFY

Troy Aikman can’t count timeouts

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

Ballin'

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

ELI FUCKING MANNING

SAYS FUCK YOUR TRIPLE FUCKING COVERAGE!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

that seemed a bit chancy, eh?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ELIte.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Manningface

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

What he has more TDs and a higher Passer rating than Cooper what do you mean?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

LULWAT? Why is GB calling a time out to give up that play?

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

CALLED BACK FOR A LATE HIT ON RODGERS LAST SERIES

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 15, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

Ball So Hard.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

mmmmmm hail marys

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 15, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

LOLOL

They looked like they were sold on the quick out and didn’t put a bunch of guys back for the Hail Mary.

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

For those of you saying Rodgers' weapons were so much better than Brees'

I have a feeling this game is making you reconsider…Rodgers is doing everything in his power to carry Green Bay and his receivers keep fucking up

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

Dunno if they're better.

I’d say they were of equal quality, with Rodgers having more options at WR/TE and Brees having more options at RB.

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by purwho on Jan 15, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well lets see

WR 1- Jennings > Colston
WR 2- Nelson >>> Henderson/Meachem
Backup WRs- Moore + Henderson/Meachem + Arrington > Driver + Cobb + Jones
TE- Graham >> Finley
Receiving Backs- Sproles >>> Kuhn/Grant/Starks

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I also feel like Payton's scheme is more complex in sheer number of concepts than McCarthy's.

McCarthy, I feel, has some West Coast philosophy but from more spread environments and with more of an aggressive, downfield component than the orthodox WCO guys, whereas Payton is using just a huge smorgasbord of formations and play concepts.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hakeem Nicks is one hell of a receiver....

He damn near beat us in the 2009 Meineke Bowl, but Pat white wouldn’t let him.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

One of the eternal string of UNC draft prospects

w/ amazing physical talent but past injury and/or attitude problem

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand

How TJ Yates ever started a playoff game is beyond me

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 15, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He did relatively good until the fourth quarter...

Then the two INTs when he was pressing killed them.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Having watched Jake at Carolina for years....

I’d have to disagree.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Was trying to remember which bowl that was

In the Gator it was Calvin Johnson, then the next year Nicks. Those guys were flat out crazy catching the ball.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 15, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

asploding. Sigh.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 15, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, my brother-in-law's heasd probably asploded on that plat too.

Bro can’t stand either Manning,

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 15, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

DOCTOR FREUD

PAGING DOCTOR FREUD

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 15, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 15, 2012 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

Did Howie Long just say the refs have only 60 seconds to review a play?

Just when I thought the NFL’s replay/challenge system couldn’t be worse, they prove me wrong.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 15, 2012 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah.

They should only need 30. If you have to look at it that long, it is not “conclusive”.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on how many angles there are

and how adept they are at bringing them up. I can also see a situation where going frame by frame gives you a definitive answer, which would take some time.

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

But see, here's where I get off the boat on replay.

I believe in replay, because sometimes human eyes just don’t see shit at game speed, and sometimes they just see the wrong thing. But when we get to the point where we’re taking three minutes to peer at freeze-frames trying to slice atoms, it’s too much. Ideally, I would have the replay official look at a few angles at game speed, then maybe take a closer slo-mo look at something that might be significant.

To my way of thinking, if you want to be more precise than that you may as well just have the booth call everything rather than have arcane rules on what you can and cannot review. Have the on-field official’s only job be calling the play dead when it’s indisputably dead, and maintaining order.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 15, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was 2 minutes.

But yes, there is a time limit. Anytime they stay under the curtain longer than that means they are figuring out the spot and/or clock.

by Salt on Jan 15, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear they have a satellite link to have Glasses McFuckFace decide the rulings.

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