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The Breakfast of Champions 1/13/12

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We are all distraught over the absence of the Digital Viking, and the solace it provided us during the offseason. It truly is sad to see it go off on that longboat on fire, but say goodbye to it we must. However, I come here not to praise the Digital Viking but to bury it. However, I see no reason why the spirit of the Digital Viking can't live on. Thus, after discussion between myself and a few other commenters here, we've decided to try and carry on the legacy of the viking through a new, commenter generated post on Friday's. In the spirit of the Digital Viking, we have chose Hunter S. Thompson as our god, and dubbed this series of posts the Breakfast of Champions. If you are not aware of the background to this, you can read about it here. Essentially, Hunter espouses the idea of a mental anchor, a ritual that provides some kind of semblance to a life that can on occasion lose sight of what day it is when they all seem to melt together. The Digital Viking was our anchor, and the Breakfast of Champions will attempt to slightly fill that void in a not nearly as satisfactory manner. This is a test post to see how the idea goes over with you all, so shall we begin gentlemen and ladies?

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In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home...

NP: This section of the BoC shall look to go over interesting destinations or events we would like to go to. And what better destination to go to this week than Rio's Carnival! A festival of excess, drinking, and pleasure, slightly more exotic to us than New Orleans Mardi Gras but with ten times the quota of great Brazilian butts! Also, who can pass up a wheelchair parade?

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The food factor should always be massive...

NP: THE GARBAGE PLATE! Such a great meal of excess in all varieties, allowing the eater to pile how such a varied and delicious amount of foodstuffs! The plate allows you to bring together so many different combinations including cheeseburger, hamburger, red hots, white hots, Italian sausage, chicken tender, fish (haddock), fried ham, grilled cheese, or eggs; and two sides of either home fries, French fries, baked beans, or macaroni salad. When health.com tells you that this is the fattiest thing you could possibly eat in New York, you damn well know that you must eat it. Paula Deen would have wanted it that way.

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four Bloody Marys...

NP: A place to showcase the most interesting of cocktails. And since we want this post to go HAM, what better than THE PROSCIUTTO AND MELON! A martini made with honeydew melon-infused grappa and prosciutto? Brilliant!

1½ ounces of chilled honeydew-infused grappa (let grappa infuse with honeydew melon for up to one month)
2–3 honeydew or cantaloupe balls
2–2 pieces thinly sliced prosciutto
Toothpick or spear

Chill honeydew-infused grappa by shaking over ice, then strain into a martini glass. Wrap each melon ball with a slice of prosciutto, spear with toothpick and add to martini.

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for random seasoning...

NP: A WORLD MAP MADE UP ENTIRELY OF MUSTACHES! Yes, for only a pittance you too can own a wall map of the world made up entirely of mustaches! With a different variety of mustache with each one, not only will it tell you where in the hell Mozambique is, it can inspire you to become brethren with the men featured in mustache Wednesdays!

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six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…

NP: Rather than illicit drugs, how about a different kind of stimulant: gator wrestling! For simply $100 dollars, a fine man who assuredly has no arrest record whatsoever will teach you how to wrestle gators, and what better way to get in shape for swimsuit season than wrasslin' gators? Surely you can't think of anything better to do with your time than WRESTLE GATORS! (Disclaimer: Wrestling gators will in no way prepare you to wrestle Weis')

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there should also be two or three newspapers...

NP: The learned man (and woman) reads, and surely you all are learned men and women. Thus, why don't you mosey on over and read Maud Newton's piece on David Foster Wallace's effect on contemporary literature? A thought provoking piece on about how Wallace's writing would occasional obscure his arguments through indecisiveness.

a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours...

NP: What should we be looking to do over the next day? Well tomorrow, there is a rather interesting sporting event taking place, as two Top 25 college basketball teams battle for supremacy of the west coast, and neither are in the PAC-12! 12th ranked UNLV takes on 22nd ranked San Diego State in a matchup that will be broadcast at 4pm tomorrow on the new NBC Sports Network? Why don't we all gather around tomorrow and take a gander at teams Ben Howland would probably run into the ground?

at least one source of good music…

NP: A band suggestion for the commentariat, I think many of you might be interested in the band The Lonely Wild, and their first EP Dead End. Not only that, do you have Skype? For $100 you can have your own personal Skype concert! It includes a copy of the album, DVD recordings of two concerts, and more awesome stuff! Go ahead, give the band a try!

The Lonely Wild: Right Side of the Road (via thelonelywild)

And with that ends our test run, I hope you enjoyed it, and remember:

...all of which should be done outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.

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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

How will BOC work in the future?

Do you take recommendations, etc?

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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

A++ start, though

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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

None of the specifics have really been worked out yet

I’ve been talking with SpartanKC and others, if you want to contribute or recommend you can message me on twitter or email me.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Endorsed in both format and content

Buy the ticket, take the ride, son. Mahalo.

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by VandyImport on Jan 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

Love the idea

but I have to object to the piece on DFW. It really pissed me off when it came out - I think that Newton also mistakes effect for cause - DFW’s style, to me, at least, was authentic for him. That’s what endeared him to me. Would love to see other people’s responses to this (but please, no mention of that stupid Decemberists video with the ESCHATON re-enactment).

Also have ideas for future music, like Generationals. Good stuff anyone can get behind.

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by My real name is Dick Whitman on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Brad Stevens

Probably should have left Butler when he could.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

He doesn't want to.

And I don’t blame him, because he’s in a no-lose situation there. He worked his way up from volunteer assistant, he took them to one last-second shot away from a national title and he keep spurning the big-money offers to stay. His leash could not be longer as a coach. If he decides he does want to leave, it’ll be for one of the top 3 or 4 jobs in the country (or Indiana.)

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Even Chris Peterson or Gary Patterson had a "bad" year

Unless Stevens tank the next three season, I’m pretty sure he would still be a hot coaching commodity

by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So are we here?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

Hating on the Cyrillic alphabet.

They write some Turkic languages with that. And it was used to write Romanian in the Moldovan SSR up until 1991 (and is still used in Transnistria).

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I know. I was just having fun.

I’m not one to talk about languages with funny writing, after all.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick, I like the idea.

And will be happy to contribute if possible. Might it be interesting to have some sort of tie-in with the different places we’re all from, if there’s enough interest? I feel certain the Scrotologist could come up with an excellent Mobile-themed post.

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by allicolls on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

I'm down

There’s definitely nothing set in stone about this.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Meant “the Scrotologist and I” could come up with it, obviously. Hit us up. Particularly closer to the peak of Mardi Gras season.

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by allicolls on Jan 13, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Toats just played Boner in words with friends

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

MikeLew has played both "weewee" and "weiner" in recent games.

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by allicolls on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck North Dakota.

I anxiously await the shuttering of their trashy JUCO athletic program due to lack of interest and/or NCAA sanctions for spiders.

Do what is necessary, Red River.

by Erik T on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

Question for the NCAA 12 folks out there.

I just picked up the game, and am playing as Akron’s OC in dynasty mode, season 1. Does it wait until after your first contract (2 years) is up to offer you another job, or will I get offers this year possibly? Wondering how long I have to play as Akron before I can move on. Also, if I leave after year one, does that affect loyalty ratings or anything?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

/throws Akron's main rivalry trophy in the trash

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU.

ENJOY YOUR LAST MOMENTS.

by Erik T on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That was set on the tee for me.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

So in this scenario

you’re Madusa? Good luck with that.

/the alternative is Mike Awesome, I guess
//that didn’t go so well either

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Look, I know you like the schools here for the kids, but

there are so many better opportunities for me US out there…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/shows IE Akron salary

//shows her SEC salary
///ends decision making right there

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

For suggestions, ideas, want to write for it, or want to nominate something to be featured in it

Email nicholaspetrilli at gmail dot com. I still need to get in touch with SpartanKC and see whats up.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

Intriguing pilot.

Looking forward to how this will develop. Thanks for posting!

by bevonyc on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

Wish I could say the same about "House of Lies"

but this has been a snoozer the entire time.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The 48 hours that was Game 6 and Game 7

will forever be burned into my memory. Including driving home from a law school Halloween party to wake my kid up so she could watch the last three outs and celebrate a world championship with me.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap. He found us.

Everybody move again!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I HAVE ESPN AT MY DISPOSEL

I WILL FIND YOU

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm mildly frightened by this.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

naw, we're in Hawaii. ESPN doesn't ever come here, except for the probowl

we’ll hide for a week, then we’re good

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 13, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS GUY I MET ONLINE COULD BE ANYONE, HOW DO I TRUST HIM?

Totally not be a creep and buy background checks on everyone you know.

“NO STRANGER COMES AROUND MY GROWING FAMILY WITHOUT A BACKGROUND CHECK”

Didn’t stop you from getting knocked up by Troy, with the 3 felonies to his name.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

There's only one way to find out if he is trustworthy

Ask him to hold onto a large sum of money for you and see if he returns it. $20 probably won’t do it, so I would suggest something in the 1000s

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wat

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

But outside of select few sporting events, my TV stays on Disney channel. I don’t watch commercials. We watch TV online, mostly.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

This sounds like my house, but with Hub, CN and Nick Jr mixed in occasionally.

If I ever meet the war criminals responsible for “Shake It Up” I will cut them. And has no one else noticed that the “stars” of that show have stripper/porn star names?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, TV goes off when the tween shows come on.

If it’s not animated, they aren’t watching it. (kids are 6 and 2)

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine's 3.

But she is allowed to watch “Good Luck Charlie.”

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. I don't like any of the tween shows.

I’m excited that they’re starting an all Disney Kids channel. ALL THE PHINEAS AND FERB

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I mean, Junior.

And as far as I know, it will be everything below (in age level) the tween shows, so P&F will be on it.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I was of the impression it was going to be

just the same stuff that’s on Disney Junior now, like Mickey, Oso, Einsteins and the Pirates.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure P&F will be on it.

And it’s not like that stuff won’t be on regular Disney channel, it’s just that it won’t have the older shows. But, I could be completely wrong.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Huh.

I don’t think we’ll lose the P&F we have, as it’s way too popular for that. But I’m sad it won’t also be on Jr. They could certainly take Jake & the Neverland Pirates and stuff it and I’d not shed a tear.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

It's replacing SoapNet

so most people will keep carrying it.

This is a net win for everyone.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't think anyone's going to miss SoapNet

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, that's good.

Now if only they’d show stuff from the early ’90s again.

by Narrow Right on Jan 14, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

They're talking about a vintage Playhouse Disney block

with some earlier stuff. Personally, I want “House at Pooh Corner” and “Dumbo’s Circus” back.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude, you know paranoid middle-aged women gobble that shit up though.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

is this where everyone is?

somewhat drunj and feeling kinda weird/sad plz to distract me

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by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

This cake would like you to not feel weird/sad.

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by allicolls on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He looks so sympathetic, yes?

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by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

yes! i found a corgi tumblr.

this is me, in corgi form right now

i feel kind of like a bitch but i want my roommate & friend to just leave me alone with my laptop :’(

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by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

i like this corgi too

also accurate

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by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

'Well I'm gonna to go then!'

‘And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you. I don’t need anything. Except this.’

by bevonyc on Jan 14, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I need to put my corgi on the corgi tumblr.

She sleeps scrunched up in the corner of the bathroom, wedged between wall and sink pedestal, so as to have as much surface area as possible exposed to cold surfaces. It looks like she’d get a terrible crick in her neck but she can stay there for hours.

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by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Like so:

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by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

AWWWWW so cute!

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by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Look!

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You're so predictable, Kotov.

But props for the cardinal.

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by allicolls on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite.

[Insert picture of adorable alligator in monocle that I can never find because it’s apparently from some show that I can’t remember. I don’t understand why “alligator monocle cartoon” is not a successful search.]

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by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

This one?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed!

Seriously, how did “alligator monocle” not turn that up?!

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by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

No idea.

But “Crocodile with monocle” did.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Fine. Changeup time.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 14, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

So Divisional predictions

Packers, 49ers, Patriots, Ravens

I got a Ravens-Packers Super Bowl

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

I don't think the Ravens get there

because the AFC North has not fared well thus far in the playoffs. The AFC is going to come down to whether or not Saint Tebow can beat the Pats, because if so the Broncos will go to the Super Bowl.

If the Niners win, I will be excited for a Packers-Niners NFC Championship Game.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand, Im kinda rooting for a Niners-Texans superbowl

Because who wouldn’t want to see a shootout between Alex Smith and TJ Yates

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Pats-Packers II

No, they don’t get revenge.

Yeah, it’s just rolling with the top seeds. Whatever.

by drothgery on Jan 14, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

An actual teaser from last night's local news:

“Katy Perry and Tim Tebow: Is It Real?”

Having not watched last night’s news, I can’t tell you what their conclusion was. I can, however, assume that even the anti-Tebow folks (and I’m not a big fan of him myself) probably don’t want him to catch whatever Russell Brand gave Katy Perry. Right?

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by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

Katy Perry holding out til marriage?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Lindsay Vonn?

I’d ride that

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Who?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Gymnasts. Nein.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

ESPN Body Issue.

She’s super-bendy. And she’s more… buxom than the typical gymnast.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

They all look 14 to me.

Thinking about a gymnast as sexy feels creepy. It’s cool if they are of age and you like that, but just not my thing.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

In case you havent

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

that's not a good picture

i think she’s cute. she’s also a lot leaner looking than other female gymnasts.

/kind of girl crush

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by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

or 3 foot 7.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

it's really funny because she looks super tall when standing next to competitors

she’s 5’3".

our family friend’s daughter quit gymnastics in like 7th grade and grew 6 inches within a year.

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by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

5'3" is adulthood. IE is 5'3"

But when I think gymnasts, I think 14 year old kids in the Olympics, and so the idea of seeing someone in a gymnast uniform (what is that, is that a leotard?) and thinking “hawt” is just…no.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

She has a six-head.

It’s way past a forehead, and it’s bigger than a five-head.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Judging on photo above,

I’d say 5 at the most.

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by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Dating a gymnast...


Just think of all the sexual possiblities

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

all of which would lead to jail

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

They are of age

As far as Im aware

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Still...

no thank you.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

love em

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I mean I dated mostly soccer players in college

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

The Fuck

Is that some sort of fetish? Do you like ripped legs or something?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

just the girls I hung out with. tended towards tall and skinny.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

anyway, the lifts they do don't rip as much as tone

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

briefly at the second

very briefly

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Suspended?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

no. Coach and I didn't get along. wasn't going to work out, and I had grades to get

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, you shouldn't have gotten his daughter knocked up...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

he's only like ten years older than I am so...

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, the jokes that puts into my head for Tuesday...

..when I discuss Japanese party politics in class.

/5 women including prof and KG
//KG gets booted from 2nd class
///saves him from having to read book on Japanese abortion policy and discuss it.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

to be entirely honest, I wasn't at Davidson to play soccer, it was just something I could do

had I really wanted that to be my be all and end all I would have gone to Wake or UVA who had looked at me in the past.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, he's a soccer player himself, so like with like, I would guess

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

i saw this show called "strange sex"

some men apparently pay super super muscular women to wrestle them.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Harsh.

But funny.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think of volleyball players as 14

so that’s okay. They’re taller, so they don’t look 14 even when 25.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Ugh, my Kerbal Space Program is becoming a bit like the fictional aspects of the Russian program.

Sooooo many kerbals have been lost to space, the only orbit I seem to achieve is around the sun.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 14, 2012 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

Your Kerbals are obviously not dedicated enough, and display counterrevolutionary tendencies.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NASA spent millions developing the Space Pen. The Soviets used pencils.

Perhaps the extra effort was worth it after all?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pencils are for godless communist oppressors.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 14, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

/Guy from The Right Stuff walks briskly to the Cabinet Room

//Announces that the Russians have developed Gravity Cannon

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

'tang motivates many a man.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

What's your main problem?

I’ve soft-crashed on the Mun several times. so I’m almost an expert!

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Uhm. I lack the concept of finesse

I tend to over do it on the power and wind up orbiting the sun. Have yet to go to the sun though…maybe I’ll try that.

Also, im playing with some additional parts for fun

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 14, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

8 of us on one couch. All playing Words with friends. Together

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

Is Hellbeast sitting next to you?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

No

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

As my wife would tell me were I doing that

“try interacting with the 3D people.”

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

YESSS BREADSTICKS AND CHEESESTICKS ORDERED

not all for me, obvs

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

I'm out kids.

Gym in the morning. I assume Mom and Dad in Hawaii will keep everyone in line.

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by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 12:45 AM EST reply actions  

lulz

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

The off season: Onward through the fog.

See y’all tomorrow. Good night and be safe. Hook ’Em.

by bevonyc on Jan 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST reply actions  

whoooo whiskey and smoking bar

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:52 AM EST reply actions  

So you can't even taste the Bacardi Oakheart when drunj

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 12:53 AM EST reply actions  

/raises glass

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

HIVED

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

YOU SHOULD ALL DRINK THIS

It will make you a better drunjer person.

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Jan 14, 2012 1:44 AM EST reply actions  

So I had Hopslam tonight.

And it was fresh. And it was incredible. And I weep for its beauty.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 3:14 AM EST reply actions  

SOMEONE JUST TWEETED THAT

/pulls of douche glasses
//hi

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 3:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Hi friend.

I might have tweeted that. As it is one of the greatest things to have ever touched my lips, therefore I must brag.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 3:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It was you

I was just being dumb. And drunj

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

hello!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

i feel that.

went to bed around 2, was up from about 6:30-7:30, and just woke up again at 9:30. i have to meet my sister in about an hour and a half so i feel like i might as well stay up.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Good morning!

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 14, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck was that backheel Parker?

Oh god there’s an outbreak of Bentley on the pitch

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

it's going to be back to the high 30s/low 40s and rain next week

THE FUCK AT THIS “WINTER”

/yes i’m so bored i will talk about the weather with myself
//hi self

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 10:58 AM EST reply actions  

Like the idea.

Nick, I’ll email you at some point, but I want in. (Probably over the summer.)

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

So I just googled Kwanzaa cake

And there was a little Kwanzaa candle outline on Google search. Then I googled Hanukkah and Christmas and got Stars of David and Christmas lights.

/coolstorybro

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

that cake couldn't look more unappealing

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 12:17 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I would be pissed if I got a cake that said that

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If I got a cake that said "No Hotlinking"

it would be on Cake Wrecks in no time.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend got a birthday cake that ended up on Cake Wrecks

The Middletown Kroger was kinda embarrassed.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 14, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen a few that could have been

had I had the balls to send them in. One was a “horse head” cupcake-cake that looked more like someone melted a Great Dane.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 14, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Furk

Mango hate anti-hotlinking purp.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 14, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Morning all

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

Thought about it

But realized all we had for beer was Keystone Ice. That would not have stayed down.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still not believing it yet.

I don’t trust the legs.

Although I like Stokes’ debut.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, and the second half has been our calling card

I am impressed with y’alls effort and relaxation on offense

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It is regrettable that Stokes can't read

And Jimmy Dykes needs to stop talking about the size of his rear

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Also regrettable

Teague’s inability to recognize that trying to dribble between two guys will result in a charging foul.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Teague knows 2 speeds: ludicrous and stopped.

If he could play somewhere in the middle it’d help immensely.

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Although they do unanimously praise the talent of us/ohio state/north carolina more than you

Once you beat someone better than a fringe Top 25 team people will come around

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That's more what I meant

Everyone seems to be like, “Yeah, they’re first place, BUT THAT’S ONLY BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T LOST YET THEY’RE ONLY LIKE THE 7TH BEST TEAM IN THE COUNTRY!”

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It more means

“there’s no way this is a national championship contender” which is Kansas and Texas problem as well, just to a lesser degree

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

It stills seems fairly fucking bullshit

Because no offense, I don’t see what you, UNC, and Ohio State have done to shown you’re that much better than Syracuse other than having names on the team.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not think under any circumstances think Duke is a threat this year. I don't think they're better than Syracuse. I'm not even sure they're a real top ten team

they’re just unerringly consistent in the regular season. I feel like maybe Baylor might be in that group.

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Baylor's bench is too thin

The real contenders, for me, are Syracuse, UK, Ohio State, UNC, Murray State (Yes), Indiana, Michigan State and UNLV.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

YES but they are pretty good

UVA might make some noise but they are not contenders

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think UVA won't reach the Sweet 16

Creighton’s issue is they are way too reliant on McDermott, and they didn’t test themselves once.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think UVA knocks off one of your list though. depends on the seed.

I rate them as a spoiler. I think Davidson gets out of the first round but can’t beat any of the list teams. I need to do more research.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Take UNLV out and you have my list

consistency is important

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

UNLV is consistent, in running people out of the gym

They’re the best team in the West Coast and DEFINITELY have what it takes for a Final Four run. Wichita was a hangover from the UNC game and Wisconsin just played their game.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

Mountain West is SHOCKINGLY good this year. Better than the Pac-12.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Saint Mary's can't get no respect

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

just looking at the standings

there are a lot of good to very good teams in the B1G. and the Big East is a hot mess after Syracuse

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm always surprised when I see that UCSF has a team. I thought they got nuked.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

Baylor has enough players to win it.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 14, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

They are playing 10 guys.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 14, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

And 5 of them really don't play a big role

Again, you don’t win with 5 guys. They have no one off the bench who is close to being equal to what’s on the court. (Not counting Jackson but he just cancels out Heslip)

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

funnily enough, Kansas is usually really deep and this year there's a big dropoff in terms of bigs

maybe because their one power forward is such a monster

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

What is helping KU this year is solid fundamental basketball.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering I've probably watched more Baylor basketball than you have.

Baylor has enough players to do well through out the rest of the year.

Will they win the NCAA, don’t know but I do know that most teams will have problems with Baylor.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 14, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that funky zone is hard to play against but there is a very, very specific way to beat it that you can exploit if you have tall bigs

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and quick guards

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Which Syracuse

Kentucky, Ohio State, UNC, Indiana, and UNLV all have.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

They can also play good man defense.

Baylor’s man defense is what beat K-State last week.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 14, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Do the guards have to have basic reasoning abilities?

Our point guard is probably the quickest in college basketball, but potentially the dumbest

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to execute it- Duke did this against Baylor's zone where the center or power forward gets it at the high post, the guards or tweener slashes down

and the zone collapses around the center and the center than passes the ball to the low post to the slashing player and bam, layup. Duke did this until Baylor switched to a man and at that point the game was over.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, couldn't you say that about every Calipari PG ever?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Tyreke and Rose, yes

Wall had a 4.0 in his summer time and was north of 3.5 at UK. Brandon Knight was Valedictorian with a 4.3 GPA at his high school.

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/passestoBlatche

//nevergetsballbackever

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen Baylor play 7 times so far this year

They have the players to win the Big 12, they can definitely make the second weekend, but I don’t see them in New Orleans, at all.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Baylor might just surprise you.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 14, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio State's real problem

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I've managed to play taint three times in this WWF game

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

Garage blows.

Damn headlight

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Donovan comes right in

is immediately our 2nd best player. Pity he’s only here for 4 more weeks.

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

I didn't know this

Brock Oswieler is going to the NFL. I wonder what Mel Kiper would have to say about him.

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

And just like that

Kentucky decides to turn it up for the last four minutes of the half.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:44 PM EST reply actions  

you guys are going to be wonderful during the tournament

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

I was otherwise occupied. LULZ

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we need to either ramp up the fast break offense or make our half court offense not suck, too

It seems like a miracle every time we score in a half court set. No motion, no cutting, rare penetration (twss). With a good offense, you can look at individual points scored and say “yeah, they scored that because of the offense” (i.e., because the shooter was freed by a screen, because the cutter had an back cut ). None of ours are due to the offense. They really seem in spite of it.

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

"The last few tournaments have been won by the team with the most talent."

Lolno. Last year’s UConn more talented than UNC/Ohio State? 09-10 Duke more talented than Kansas/Kentucky? Nien.

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 12:47 PM EST reply actions  

No one won last year's tournament.

We all lost on account of watching that atrocity.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/clang

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Even the Kansas team that won it all that one year couldn't be considered the most talented team in the field

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, I'm not convinced UConn was better than Kentucky last year.

It was just a bad matchup of styles both times they played.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainly not more talented

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Doug Gottlieb is getting indignant about awful calls against Kentucky

Things I have never seen before. Things I will never see again.

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST reply actions  

Doug Gottlieb is in Knoxville?

Warn the people. Make sure they hide their wallets.

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

and laptops

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That's how he tricks you

He’s actually in Bristol TN VA TN

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting ready for NASCAR season already

But considering how ESPN’s gotten better at that, he’s moving over to TNT this summer

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 14, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He's been dismissive toward Tennessee for the last 13 months or so, if not longer.

I’m pretty sure he said they weren’t making the tourney after the gun charges pre-Kansas in ’10. He was saying the same thing after that game, too.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Pats-Tebows tonight

Whoever wins, ESPN makes sure we lose

/Firmly on the Texans-Ravens winner’s bandwagon for next Sunday

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 14, 2012 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

I have an irrational hatred of the Ravens. Go Texans

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Good lord, Jimmy Dykes

Jarnell Stokes was a five star recruit. This isn’t the first time he’s ever bounced a basketball.

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 1:28 PM EST reply actions  

Quien es esto?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

We're going to save this comment, frame it, and save it for the sweet sixteen game against Seton Hall

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Seton Hall making the Elite 8

UNLV a final four contender? It’s 1990 isn’t it?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going to say NO

because GT has no chance at the F4.

However, Cremins could still get there.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 14, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Slaprec

Wherein I must slap you to defend my honor, but must rec you to protect my conscience

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

things I wish I could say: Davidson will last longer than UK this year

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Our defense is weak to teams that like to run, so we're fucked

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I just cleaned the fuck out of my refridgerator

I feel so damn accomplished right now

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 14, 2012 1:31 PM EST reply actions  

The Purdue'd?

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by wahoocrew on Jan 14, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

more like Phoenix'd

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow vs. the PAHTS

Alas, the choices I must make. I’m casting my lot in with the former Crocodile of the University of the Peninsular State South of Georgia.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 1:37 PM EST reply actions  

this game is dildos

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by wahoocrew on Jan 14, 2012 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

See the played-36-hours-ago thing.

Not particularly surprised, but if it’s close to the under-4 there’s always a chance.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Just tuned in

Is it me or the unibrow that makes the Kentucky player look like The Count?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 14, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

Crunch time now.

I’ll know Tennessee has a shot if Kentucky starts bricking FTs.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

Jones fouls out.

This is setting up nicely to be another close loss.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 1:55 PM EST reply actions  

Not gonna happen.

Tired legs and this team has turned losing close to a good team into an art form.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm very impressed with y'all

If you can keep up this kind of effort and physicality, you’ll be the 2nd best team in the SEC.

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Since I'm at it:

Down 10 to Duke (got out of hand late).
2 to Memphis at neutral.
5 to Pitt.
4 to Miss State.

It’s what they do.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

plus Jones

I like him/i hate him/ I like him/ I hate him

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 14, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I would love for a knock on Anthony davis to be "decision making skills"

because that unibrow has bad decision making written all over it.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

One thing that bugs me though....

is he really better than Thomas Robinson?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He has more potential but I don't think he's as good yet

He’s a shot blocker and a garbage point scorer, but is raw as it gets. He does have outstanding ball handling for someone his size, thanks to being a PG before his growth spurt in HS, but doesn’t have any offensive skills to really make use of it outside of a fast break. He’ll be awesome in time.

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by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

MISSED A DUNK

HOW CAN YOU LOOK SO BAD ON 3 STRAIGHT POSSESSIONS TENNESSEE?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 2:01 PM EST reply actions  

I Wish I could frame that shot

Pulled the rim down so hard it shot the ball about 20 feet further up in the air

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 14, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL texas

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

oh boy, florida state at home against Carolina

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:07 PM EST reply actions  

Liberate tu te me ex Inferis.

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP

by Big Head Zach on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

There are a lot of Chicago fans in the Joe today

It’s like 5 years ago reversed.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 14, 2012 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

Oh yes. I want to listen to Mike Milbury discuess Quebec politics.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 14, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

I want to hear Don Cherry discuss it.

KIDS AT HOME WATCH THIS. DONT SECEDE LIKE A EUROPEAN PUSSY KIDS.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

CAN WE SHOW IT AGAIN?

Ron: “No, we’re running short on time.”
OK… MOVIN ON…

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

FINISH THE DRILL. BRAIN DAMAGE IS A BADGE OF COURAGE AND MIGHT GET YOU A TV GIG. I WOULD KNOW.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Um... Michigan?

You are getting beaten by Iowa. Let that sink in.

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

Penn St beat you guys by 20

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

We aren't ranked.

Or good.

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh. Good point.

We actually aren’t that bad this year. I mean, we win today and that’s as many wins as last year. So losing to us isn’t as much as a LULZ as it was

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 2:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Carolina fans right now...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, Wake.

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by wahoocrew on Jan 14, 2012 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

relegate them to the SoCon already

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

THE SETH GREENBERG BUTTHURT MUST FLOW

it powers most of the I64 corridor, contrary to popular belief. keeps the lights on.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Davidson

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

turn on the Carolina game

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh jeeze

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

ALERT

Pitt is currently leading in a Big East conference game. Let’s see how long this lasts.

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

/Sunseri gets sacked

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. Didn't realize they lost to DePaul.

They’ll fit right in the ACC.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 14, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL WF/State is blacked out in my region. I think the reason is "Excessive violence"

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

wake just hit a last second shot

to avoid getting doubled up

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

might be going out for those

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD THERE IS A DOG COMPETITION ON NBC AT 5PM!

DOG DIVING! FLYING DISC! JACK RUSSELL HURDLES! AGILITY!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

Dachsund races with really tight corners like in germany?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Hope to god

So I won’t have the watch the first half of the game now

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

my brother and I actually did this when we were 4 and 3 repsectively

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW MY SON ANSWERS

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Axe for girls?

huh?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

I mean, they have so many options already

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Mad resepect, New York Yankees. well played.

/Furk

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

The only problem I would have would be the high variance in outcomes for young pitchers in New York

but the numbers are there.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Y U MAD

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

In the fantasy world where the NHL punishes its players for being dirty pieces of shit

Chicago just won 2-1.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 14, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, because Chicago would never employ douchebags.

Oh hey, Dan Carcillo.

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Bertuzzi should have been forced to begin his career as a car salesman

back in 2004.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 14, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOO

Wow that was a huge win

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

Congrats.

All of the good B1G teams are trying to make me feel better by getting beaten.

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I could figure this team the fuck out

Lose by 30, lose by 30 beat the No 13 team in the nation by 15.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Tried to against Minnesota

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK UNC

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

I like Leonard Hamilton he's a hell of a coach

looks like they hired and OC as well

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

At least for todays game

I still have the feeling were gonna blow it somehow/or the refs are gonna give UNC “the benefit of the doubt”

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Train sounds like a boy band now

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

Why are you listening to Train?

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by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

ad on spotify

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

UNC shooting....Whooof.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Morning all, just checking in before we take the kids out for a bit

and come back and watch football (probably catch 2nd half). On an unrelated and uninteresting note, I got hired away from my Akron OC job last night to OC for Baylor—the RGIII in the game is coming back, not turning pro, so it was an easy choice. Wooo Waco!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

Hmmm

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

As fascinating as it sounds,

it’s more necessary to go make my kids climb over obstacles and run around at the Children’s Discovery Center, in order to allow us to watch football later in peace.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Do

You’re going to watch Kid Agility competitions instead of dog agility.

YOU FOOL!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

YOU FOOL PARENT!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

just landed on the Mun

I’m laying down sideways, but none of my shit is broke. Go Jeb!

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 14, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

Jealous.

I still haven’t managed to orbit

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 14, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeb stayed on the Mun.

Some good tips on one of the side threads I think. Good luck.

Also, UNC is losing their shit bad (UK fan, grew up in Owensboro).

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 14, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The shitty nature of 2011 has bled into 2012

Today has been a horrible day

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

/throws beer

//realizes opening beer after throwing it would have been less messy

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i still am in kind of disbelief of yesterday

an acquaintance of mine (really good friend of my old roommate) fell from 10 feet and was unconcsious. he got out of a coma and it sounds like he’s recovering relatively quickly but it is still scary as fuck.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Zeller down!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 14, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

Which one?

Gotta be specific! Zeller is the name of an entire Orc WAAAAGH.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 14, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

one that always fails the initiative check, but whatever

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

/teamtau

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The national nightmare is over.

Marquette has overtaken Pitt with 9 minutes left.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 14, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

Now I'm hoping WfVU's lawsuit takes a long, long, time to settle

To give Pitt time to get their shit together before coming here. Sorry ’Cuse.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 14, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitt will never get their shit together

actually the BE (assuming WVU stays) will be much better than the ACC next year.

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, I'm out.

See you folks later for NFLAIDS

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 14, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

S'funny

KG said he was going to watch football later, and I was thinking “Who’s playing now?” and wondering if he was talking about soccer. I guess this demonstrates either that I am a complete idiot for forgetting the NFLAIDS playoffs, or a complete college fan in that “football” == “only college football.”

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, but when referring to "Huntington" or "Marshall"

You are not allowed to use the generic “West Virginia.” Be specific.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Huntington is much different than Morgantown

There is a reason why Marshall fans call WVU. The University of Southwestern PA.

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Never heard that one

But Marshall has always been “Moo U.”

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no "hate" for Marshall.

Only “disdain.”

This exchange between Peter Lorre (Ugarte) and Humphrey Bogart (Rick) in “Casablanca” sums it up perfectly:

“You despise me, don’t you Rick?”
“If I gave you any thought I probably would.”

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is just outright ugly

Losing to an unranked in-conference team is one thing. Getting blown out by that team is something altogether different.
I can’t figure out why they’re falling apart like this

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 14, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

because it's FSU at home against Carolina

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

?

Is this in general terms or this year?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Kruger is an excellent coach.

That he is a K-State former coach now at OK … does not make me happy.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 14, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

HERE HERE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

WARCHANT

//WARCHANT
///WARCHANT
////FIGHT SONG
/////WARCHANT

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

+1 for Kingpin

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 14, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

typical for a Maryland/FSU fan

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone watching the US Olympic Trials?

Top 3 finishers qualify for London. This could be intense.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

which sport?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

probably Baylor, right?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

could be but shouldn't be Duke after that UVA win

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

God

This shit is fucking brutal. What kind of masochist’s runs marathons competitively?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

my aunt was in the olympic trials forty odd years ago

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i can't even imagine running a marathon period

my high school cross country coach almost made it into the olympics for marathons waaaaay back in the day. not for the US though.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My cross country team was so bad

that we would take shortcuts and still finish behind every member of the other squad.

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

our varsity was pretty decent

i was JV though ha

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Our varsity was really, really good. Which I always found weird.

soccer season though.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

all of the best distance runners were former/current soccer players.

actually, this year, a senior boy finished 2nd in the state. he gave up soccer for running and it seemed to turn out well for him.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you know you have to run 3 miles in 17 minutes to get a number at Wake for their soccer team?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

it was 16 or 17 minutes I don't remember exactly

is Army 18?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

To graduate Basic with a not embarrassing PFT score

You need to do 2 miles in 15. So Wake soccer is slightly faster.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think that's hard but that's me

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, kinda.

I’m not too far off that pace, and I’m not much past couch yet.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

all that running

and a Kenyan running on bare feet beats you by 5 miles.

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

no kidding

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

S.I. had an article like a year ago on genetics of athletes

it was pretty interesting. i actually found it again

When Pitsiladis analyzed Kenyan runners, he found that three quarters of all elite international competitors were from a single tribe, the Kalenjin, who make up a mere 10% of Kenya’s population.

pretty crazy stuff

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I've read one book that mentioned some of the testing done on athletes to see what type of muscles they have

and how having the wrong muscle type for your sport can cause an athlete to have to work harder. The O2 stats are also interesting.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 14, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I've done a bit of coursework on physiology

It’s still very unclear, but a lot of people think that at least half of your total athletic ability comes from innate body design.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL. Roy running to the locker room.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 14, 2012 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Women are now in a pack of 4

4th place dude is like 30 seconds behind, and falling. Men’s race is basically done.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, Kentucky wins, UNC loses...

we’re a Murray win and a Syracuse loss away from this being a fantastic college basketball weekend.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

And AU won.

Not sure what we all did to deserve this

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

YES THIS IS DOG

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:26 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

AT FIRST I WAS ALL "OMG SOCKZ"

THEN I WAS ALL “no more sockz plz”

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

the slight downward motion of his head is making me so sad

STOP THROWING THE SOCKS GODDAMNIT

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

FOEHN has been played three times in this game.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

Our boys can play up a level

Just not 3 like the last couple of games

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

4th place guy can't catch up in time

Misses the Olympics after finishing 9th at 2008.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 4:36 PM EST reply actions  

sometimes watching the olympics makes me cry

can you imagine spending your entire life training and then finishing 4th

also those fucking visa commercials narrated by morgan freeman MY LORD

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The Olympics

Spend your entire life training for glory (and nothing but it, unless you’re Michael Phelps). Moral of the story is that you can’t eat laurel

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

....And the Saints are already in 49er territory. Good lord.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

Memo to Donte Whitner

YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE BALL TO AVOID THE PI FLAG.

Idiot.

/has no interest in this game

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT, DUDE'S GETTIN HIZ HAXZORZ ON THE SIDELINE

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

From Mike Pereira....
On that PI call…that’s contact w/o playing the ball, although I think the contact was minimal. I don’t think that should’ve been called.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much

He may have snapped to, under the pile, but I guarantee he was senseless for at least a couple of seconds.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 14, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

NO MENTION OF A FUMBLE.

What shitty announcers.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

And no PI there?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

he mugged him

but his head was turned to the ball so no flag

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

If people think you could learn lessons from Alex Smith

you’re a shitty QB, Jordan Jefferson.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Fixed

If people think you could learn lessons from Alex Smith
[Y]ou’re a shitty QB, Jordan Jefferson.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

There is still Vikings butthurt about the Saints winning the NFC two years ago.

My roommates are so immature about it. When Graham went down, one of them goes “Shouldn’t have left the orphanage douche”

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

I realize I'm late to the game

But the Marshall butthurt over UCF tweets is hilarious

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

Does she qualify?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No

The cutoff is 3rd place. She was crying during the entire stretch run

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

finish line of hs girls xc meets: all the tears and passing out

finish line of hs boys xc meets: all the PUKE EVERYWHERE. oh done puking where is a banana

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why you eat bananas before the run

looks the same color coming up as going down

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Just to make sure I understand the Red Tails trailer

In the 1940’s, black aviator dudes shot down Nazis while listening to dubstep and doing the Saints pre-game chant? And it’s historically accurate?

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

eye of the beholder son.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's one commercial.

The other is all serious, focuses on the storyline, and has very little action.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 14, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

it's GEorge Lucas so that's a good bet.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

PURINA INCREDIBLE DOG CHALLENGE

NEXT ON NBC! EVERYONE BETTER TUNE IN FOR POSSIBLE CAKE!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

Reason behind not watching the playoffs?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I sense sarcasm and a laugh at NBC programming

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I'm watching it

And because HOW OFTEN CAN I WATCH A DOG SKILLS CHALLENGE COMPETITION IN HD? There’s more football tonight anyways.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

TD 49ers!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

I kind of like the 49ers

they don’t play like they are affected with NFLaids

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

Jim Harbaugh is fucking awesome

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure he's a good person.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

when they went 9-7 yes

in his last season I read many articles saying he was the worst coach anyone has ever seen.

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh I missed those.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like I may need to go see the Tom Hanks movie

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

yes. They are sucking me in with their commercials.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

it has been getting a string of F's as reviews

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

oh good, now I can save my $10 bucks

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh

Well I know the book had very diametrically opposed reviews. Either it was ZOMG SO AWESOME or “hack using 9/11 for money”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.metacritic.com/movie/extremely-loud-and-incredibly-close/critic-reviews

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait what just happened.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

armpunt brees down to the goal line

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

OH boy...

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

Armpunt

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

The Saints at the Superdome=unstoppable

On the road=not that great

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

Its funny how much a passing game of death

goes to shit when you remove them from a sterile dome even with NFLaids rules

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

It doesn't look that cold or windy out there.

I don’t think you can blame the unpleasantness on the outsideness in this case.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The weather plays into it

But it’s more to do with the fact that 49ers can get pressure by rushing 4 and Willis and Bowman can cover Graham and/or Sporles one on one

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I said the Saints would lose today and I was laughed at

If you were going to design a defense to beat the Saints you’d design the 49ers.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

I picked the 49ers

Saints won 1 game on the road outdoors – Tenneesee

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I was originally all NOLA in my mind

but this week I decided I haven’t seen enough SF to know better and that is why I was thinking NO.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes San Fran. Don't use your pro bowl RB in the red zone.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

49ers are winning the Super Bowl.

Clearly, Harbaugh will be at Tulane in 2 years, winning in Baton Rouge in 3, and Pasadena in 5.

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

I would say their D is to be feared !!!!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD, DID THEY FUMBLE AGAIN LOLZ

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DERP CENTRAL WOOP WOOP WOOP

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Hate this commercial

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

State Farm

trying to make me hate their company more than the GEICO caveman makes me hate GEICO

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

We've secretly replaced Drew Brees with Jordan Jefferson

Let’s see if anyone notices.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 14, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Saints would be better off

if Drew Brees was replaced by a can of Folgers crystals over JJ

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

While running the course?

I can only assume that in the language of the dogs he is saying “F’ Yeah” “BOOM!” “Watch me do a barrel roll”

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/dog kneels

//other dog writes critical commentary

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Skip Bayless

would be is a mangy mutt.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

strike fail.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD, SAINTS ROW THE THIRD DLC TRAILER.

Greatest game ever, you guys. Seriously, play it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVHiQg_Rg2o

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

FREESTYLE FLYING DISC!

YES, FINALLY, EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME SPORTS!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

Cracked, you have selected the wrong winner of your photoshop competition

This is the winner. I don’t care what the competition is, this wins

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by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

LOOK AT THE UNSTOPPABLE SAINTS OFF--

Oh…oh god what the hell is happening

I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 14, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Oh my goodness

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Uhhhh, obviously down.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

I loved that commercial

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 14, 2012 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Anything Muppets is good usually.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok these two are just showing off

Dog on two legs balancing on handlers legs? COME ON HOW DO YOU COMPETE WITH THAT?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

oh man they took it too another level

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Um... my dog could kill both of them.... that's all I got

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by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and protect us all from BAD GUYS

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

NFL officiating has gotten brutal recently

Pereiera’s been disagreeing with calls more and more lately, and he spent the first year pretty much agreeing with every call no matter how it looked.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 14, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

NEXT WEEK ON NBC RED BULL IS GONNA HAVE ICE SKATERS GO DOWN A LUGE COURSE ROLLERBALL STYLE?

THAT’S GOING TO BE FUCKING BADASS

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

Oh look, Iowa State is getting jobbed by the refs at Kansas.

And Kansas just took the first lead after single-digits. Balance has returned to the Force.

by Narrow Right on Jan 14, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

Do you know how to post videos to Face-

Do you know how to post videos to Face-
Do you know how to post videos to Facebook?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

Flagged.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT THERE WERE EXPLOSIONS OLD SPICE IS SOOOO RANDOM GUYS

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I LOVE SHELTIES

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

What is all of this dog stuff football is on

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes for good commercial break viewing

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by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

what kind of dogs?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

dawwwwww

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by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Saints ball after no points for SSF

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

SF is still winning by ten.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i flip from dogs in time for flags

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

Friend of mine had one that was on "Dogs With Jobs" once.

Sadly, he’s no longer with us. Rest in peace, Valen.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 14, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Valence?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, valence

“Oh yeah 8 is the ideal valence shell LOL NO SIR HERES SULFUR WITH SIX BONDS. Also, none of this is actually how it looks IRL but we’re teaching it to you anyways”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you visually represent probability waves though?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea

Then again my head asploded when I heard the word “eigenfunction”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

BORON THE MORON

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

NEON DIEON

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

title click.

i feel like he was trying to take my soul.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The man who shot?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

God that's not intentional grounding

with all the calls they got in the playoffs I think the Saints are really Tom Brady

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

Drew Brees on the list don't you know?

And they’re behind, so SF isn’t going to get any help.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

TD Saints

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

Goddammit.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

Drew Brees... Holy fuck. Holy fuck.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 14, 2012 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

Just got a call from my mom

After talking about my uncle for a bit, I was desperate to change the subject so I asked about Kong.

Apparently he has been waging a one dog war against their Christmas tree. Before they finally took it down last week he had removed nearly all of the lower branches. Another day they found him passed out on the garage floor with kibble everywhere, so now they keep the dog food in big rubbermaid tubs instead of in the bag.

Good dog.

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by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

BAAAAAWWWWWW puppy

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Kong is the German Shepherd, no?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Newfoundland

Much bigger than a Shepherd

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by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That's right.

I get confused with all the cake that gets posted here.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are on the short list of dream dogs I would have.

I mean, I’d need at least one duck dog and one upland dog, and Newfoundlands are awesome.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 14, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Belgian Malanois?

must google.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

Very similar to a German Shepherd

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, those ears tell the tale.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Pyro was a shepherd

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

Chocolate lab....bawwwww

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

I've been in Tampa since Thursday for a music educators convention

and it ended today, so now I’m just relaxing before going to Ichiban for dinner tonight. I love their sushi there.

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by Super C on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

mmmm Sushi

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Great stuff, y'know!

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 14, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Crabtree is frustrating as hell

He’ll make ridiculous catches and drop the easy ones

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 14, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

he would have caught it

if he was paid like the 3rd pick in the draft

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

smile ;))

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

SETON HALL AND USF WOMEN

FINISH YOUR FUCKING BASKETBALL GAME. HALL YOU’RE DOWN BY FUCKING 18, STOP FOULING, THERE ARE 2 MINUTES LEFT

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

I have been to a lot of women's basketball games. Even I wouldn't say that.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Death by snu-snu for you.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

USF

WHY ARE YOU CALLING A TIMEOUT, YOU ARE UP 20, WITH A MINUTE AND A HALF LEFT, FUCK OFF

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

Dear teams playing New Orleans....

never punt. doesn’t matter if they get it on their or your two, the variance in outcomes is about the same. hold on to the damn ball.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 14, 2012 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

they have one pick

and NO is fumbling it like Tiki Barber

by rook0119 on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

STOP. FUCKING. FOULING.

THE GAME IS DECIDED LADIES, JUST RUN THE CLOCK OUT!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Just FY

Skype Toolbar for Chrome is horrible. It will slow your browser to a standstill

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 14, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

ARMPUNT

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

i JUST realized that i have the highest shelving for my food in my apartment

i’m the shortest by at least 4 inches

FFFFFUUUUUUU

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

oops

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That was cool Breess

And great block right after the pick.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

Oh god

Play by Play guy for Syracuse game has lazy eye

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

I knew we just played Providence.....

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Down by contact is a bullshit rule ugh NFLAIDS....

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

RAEG?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It's too common for real raeg.

Admitting we couldn’t buy a 3 in the second half factors in as well.

by Narrow Right on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

taps fingers of each and together......

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 14, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

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