WINTER IS COMING OH NO WINTER IS HERE
by Spencer Hall on Jan 13, 2012 4:49 PM EST
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PrintSo, guys, let's check that college football schedule for the weekend---
You. Bastards. It's here. You may have to resort to unusual tactics to survive the cold: performing household chores, "exercise," "reading things that don't have an IM alert blinking in the corner." It may get worse before it gets better, and then it'll really get bad, but remember the positives. You can reacquaint yourself with the outside world, for one. Believe it or not, that is not as bad as one might imagine, especially if those people owe you money you gave them months ago or they just give you cake for like, no reason. Those people are the best.
We'll have something in this space for the offseason--remember, Digital Viking was retired with Holly's departure--but in the meantime we wish you strength while we spend the weekend reading The Great Big Book Of Horrible Things. The part about the John Mackovic Era at Arizona is positively gripping.
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He's always dancing
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
By God, he is a dancer.
You’ll not take that from him.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Purwho: BGKY
Early: Sleeping
Afternoon: Openly crying
Evening: Crying myself to sleep
Wait, we don’t have to do this again until football starts back up, right?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Do want
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
SPOILER DAMMIT SPOILER
Ah who am I kidding… if you haven’t read the book or seen all of the first season by now, you deserve to know that Ned died in the season finale.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
the book was published in 1996. there has to be a spoiler statue of limitations at some point.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
SPIKE DIES
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
SNAP KILLS DUMPLEDORE
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
THE TITANIC SINKS
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
JESUS COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
MORPHEUS CHANGES
/NOT THE MATRIX MORPHEUS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
BRUCE WILLIS IS ACTUALLY DEAD THE WHOLE TIME
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
LSU BEATS BAMA
BUT THEN BAMA BEATS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF LSU
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 13, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
THE VILLAGE ISN'T IN THE PAST
THE ALIENS ARE ALLERGIC TO WATER
‘LADY IN THE WATER’ DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A TWIST TO SPOIL
THE PLANTS MAKE EVERYONE COMMIT SUICIDE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
THE ALIENS HAVE NO IMMUNITY TO EARTH DISEASES
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 13, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
SHE IS A HE
best movie review easter egg ever
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
THE CAKE IS A LIE
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TIDUS IS ACTUALLY... wait has anyone here actually not finished FFX?
…
…
…
…
DEAD
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Sephiroth kills Aerith
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
ITS HIS FUCKING FATHER DON'T EVEN PLAY IT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Just google "the cake is a lie."
It’s a meme originally from the video game Portal.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
THIS one
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
BILL AND TED PASS HISTORY
AND THEN THEY ROCK SO HARD WITH TIME PARADOXES DENOMOLOS GOES TO JAIL
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SNOOPY COMES BACK HOME
Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Jan 13, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Here's an old one: "Newhart" was just a dream
TO this day, that is still one of the very best final scenes ever.
by Phocion on Jan 13, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought that was "Dallas"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Maggie shot Mr. Burns.
That’s all you really need to know.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
both pulled that trick.
Newhart woke up with his wife from a previous tv series.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 13, 2012 6:39 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
That "dream" scene ruined the best story arc in the histor of "Dallas."
It was amazing where the writers went with the aftermath of Bobby’s death: Sue Elllen got off the wagon and became a good person; J.R. quit being (mostly) his evil self and became a responsible businessman. Phenomenally wonderful things happened for an entire season, and then… it was all a dream, and the writers had to go back to the shitty story lines of a year ago.
At least when “Newhart” did it, it was the end of the run..
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
YES
That was a great ending.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
i always overlook that one, i think becuase i somehow had figured out the entire plot by the main opening credits.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd
because glee is a (very) guilty pleasure of mine
by rice rice baby on Jan 13, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, SNAP!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
THIS PERSON clearly didn't watch all of Angel.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Well, did you see the last episode of Angel?
Who knows?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
they did follow up seasons in comic book form.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
SPIKE DOESN'T DIE IT'S A MATTER OF SOME DEBATE BUT HE'S MORE LIKELY THAN NOT DEAD
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I thought you were talking about Spike Spiegel nevermind
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Same
But Spike is totally dead dude
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
well.... there is the OMV
I’m still waiting for the AV club to get their shit together and review the rest of those episodes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
OMV takes place after episode 23
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
ok that helps
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Spike isn't dead
because we never actually saw him die. He did his iconic “Bang!” thing, and then it ended.
He may have been rescued by the worst Deus ex machina since"Toy Story 3", or by Doctor Who. We didn’t see, so we can’t know.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Hence the rest of my comment, which was placed subtly below the title.
I’m surprised you didn’t notice the sarcasm font.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
i was posting in agreement with you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, yes... well...
… ahem… nevermind.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S NOT JUST THE GD BOOK, PEOPLE
It’s relevant NOW because of the show. Season 1 is fair game. Do not ruin season 2 for those of us who haven’t read the books. Some of us have other things to read, like 300 page books on Japanese political parties.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
I am not a fan of that.
Sometimes you do have to learn these things for yourself.
by Narrow Right on Jan 13, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
So you mean I shouldn't mention that (SPOILER) is going to (SPOILER) (SPOILER)'s (SPOILER)?
Personally, I can’t wait to see how they render this person (don’t click if you don’t want a spoiler) on the big screen. I’m sure it will be a huge disappointment.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Season 1 is fair game, as it happened 7 months ago, and if you haven’t seen it yet, that’s your fault. I don’t have time to read the books, and am enjoying the show. I would read the books, if I had time, which I don’t. Saying “oh the books have been out 16 years” ignores the fact that we’re talking about it now BECAUSE OF THE SHOW. If someone wants to start a fanshot and puts “GoT Book Discussion: Spoilers” I won’t click on it, much like I won’t click on your link (thank you for labeling it). But don’t put crap in a random normal post discussion and try to excuse it by saying “oh, the book has been out 16 years”. That’s simply being an inconsiderate ass.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
ALSO FUCKING SEAN BEAN IS IN FUCKING ARMOR HE'S GOING TO FUCKING DIE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Does he die in Ronin? no. because he's not in armor.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In movie "Troy"
= dead
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
We're just gonna disagree about this one
They messed up the myth but good….but I still liked the end product.
they things they did well (pretty much limited to the visuals and any scene without speaking) were stunning, and the things they did poorly were just as stunning.
i found the fights exciting, and pitt did as good a job with achilles as anyone ever could have (i took a year long lecture in epic poetry in undergrad, and during the illiad we cast the characters to modern acters, and pitt as achilles even then. there is no one else that perfect and petulant.)
i had issues withe the “heroes can’t be too dickish to women” rewrite where achilles ever saw Briseis as anything more than property. nothing in achilles’ character even remotely hints that he would give a damn about the feelings or human dignity of spoils-of-war slaves. then the script invents dialogue for her, making her a speaking character instead of an object. i get why this happened, as it would be asking a lot for an audience to root for a character who is a serial rapist, but Briseis really is nothing more than a tripod that you can have enjoyable sex with from the point of view of the Greeks.
i did almost leave the theater when Agamemnon died in the city. i mean, arguably the greatest dramatic cycle in all of Greek drama depends entirely on the things Agamemnon does while returning home in victory. That was one trireme too far.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
I understood why they made Brieis what she was on screen. But Killing Agememnon? That seemed to me Hollywood saying “Even though we could probably make a killing with what follows these tales in the literary record, we just don’t give a fuck and will go back to remaking bad 70’s tv shows.”
Not an easy book to make into a movie....
I like the whole “the only arrow left in Achilles’ body was in his heel so that’s how they think he died” thing. Granted he should have treated Briseis worse, but he was still a prick.
Overall, I wasn’t too unhappy with the changes. Obviously Agamemnon should live, but the original poets who would (presumably) change the story to fit the audience. One can disagree with their choices of what to leave out, but it’s not like these stories were, uhhhh, written in stone. Or anything else.
Bo Schembechler is the greatest living American
I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 16, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Well, yeah...that's kind of understood, and doesn't fall under "spoiler"
Now, if he’s in a british army uniform from the Napoleonic wars, that’s different
/Sharpe’s Rifles rocks
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
ever watch the BBC miniseries of war and peace with Anthony Hopkins?
unstopped ballertude
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, haven't. Might have to find it.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
it's like 17-18 hours long mind you.
I’m really not kidding…
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/puts down on list to watch while away from fam
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
It's really, really good though. your kids might like it as well.
also check out “All Creatures Great and Small”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, Jeez, don't ruin those endings for us!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
shit, I thought it was earlier than that
at least it was earlier than that in the book
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
If you realized Sean Bean was playing the role of Ned
You would know he wasn’t long for Westeros anyway. He’s like the acting version of the babysitter answering the phone in a horror movie.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
ALAS, POOR BAROMIR
I KNEW HIM, NICK SABAN, ’TWAS A FELLOW OF INFINITE DEATH.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
Red Shirt there is the uncle of a co-worker. Lated two seasons as an Ensign before they offed him.
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
O HAI
Nice to see someone who misses John Mackovic as much as I do.
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by Big Jon on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
There would be a greyshirt
but Saban cut him due to ‘medical reasons’
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Ned for President
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 14, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
Itinerary:
Friday:
Evening to late night: Hashing in Lilburn (oh god)
Late night: Drinking and getting home
Saturday:
Afternoon: Working on something I need to have ready to go by Wednesday
Evening to late night: drinking (hopefully a party of some sort)
Sunday:
afternoon: see Saturday
evening to late night: God knows what
Monday: TBD
Monday, it is a Day On, not a Day Off
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
or, really, for any private sector company.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 13, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
By the time I get to Arizona shall be played in the office on Monday
by bruinM on Jan 13, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You laugh, but my cousin has to fly for work on Monday.
To Phoenix.
(OK, I’m laughing too. And daring him to change his ringtone to NWA “F*** Tha Police”)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Can we put an end to this Hashing nonsense?
I did it two weeks ago and everyone wanted to throw up afterwards.
I’d like to keep my running and drinking separate.
one could infer
that it is drinking while running.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 13, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
You drink
you go running about 3-4 miles with no discernible sense of direction
you bump into people on the street
you get yelled at
you vomit
you drink some more
that sounds like fun!
‘cept for the running part, i wouldn’t get past mile #1
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 13, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
That's the only parts that made sense to me.
After the run, everyone gathers in a circle and reveals some embarrassing intimate moment.
It’s stupid.
Oooh I loved never have I ever freshman year
It was impossible to beat the girl who had never orgasmed.
The Law Vets group when I was in law school had a 5K based on this each year.
Had to stop at 6 bars along the way.
One year, the winner, a former XC runner in college, accidentally stopped at a 7th bar (it was next door to the appointed one), had a beer there, and still beat the field by 20 minutes.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Drinkers with a running problem.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 13, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
IT IS A FROZEN WASTELAND OUTSIDE, YOU GUYS.
A HIGH OF 56F!
TOMORROW IS ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER IN THE LOW 60s!
TWO DAYS with the high below 70! TWO!
(Yes, I’m back from Alaska. One day when I was there, the high where I was staying was -10F. It was glorious. Sadly, my dreams of ice fishing and snow-mobiling (I’m sorry… snow machining, as they would say) were crushed by lack of Auger and Snow Mobile/Snow Machine. GRR.)
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jan 13, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions
Im sure the new KSP updates will keep us busy...
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 13, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions
I downloaded those
But for some reason I can’t unzip the file on my Mac. Had similar trouble when I downloaded the original, but can’t remember how I got around it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 7:28 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
open up in finder, right click on zip file, extract?
I think that is what I did.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
I've downloaded the thing twice in Windows
and still can’t get it extracted. Don’t recall this being a problem with the first download.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 14, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
the fickle mistress will see you on the other side of spring and summer
by AlanWhickers on Jan 13, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
...
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Rumble in the Rink x 2 nights, Convivium, then Barrett Jackson, and Justified
other than that, I could just as well be in cold storage until Spring.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions
digital viking will be dearly missed
quite. the rick muscles “lose the weight you gained from football season especially the blackouts/comfort eating from your terrible football team” podcasts are fun.
agreed on all points.
This football season was so terrible I actually lost weight this year. I switched from emotional eating to “fuck it, what’s the point?” Still drank plenty though. Hoo boy, did I ever drink.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 13, 2012 6:33 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
What, no DV?
I knew this would happen when Aunt Stabby went all Corporate on us….
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Work on stuff, watch movies, work on stuff, etc
Everybody doin’ the mess around
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 13, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Mrs. Dooley's last baby came out sideways.
she didnt cry or nothin
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing means anything anymore.
Everything is less than zero.
And I know it won’t do much good, getting drunk and sad and singing.
But I’m at the end of my rope and I feel like swinging.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 13, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions
STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING PRESSES
PAULA DEEN HAS DIABEETUS
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/01/13/011312-gossip-paula-deen-1-2/
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:19 PM EST reply actions
SHOCKING
and the reason shes coming out about it? Shes going to become a spokesperson for a drug company for ’beetus meds. “BUY THESE DRUGZ SO YOU CAN STILL BUY MY FOOD”
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 13, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
I hope "Lady and Sons" brand diabetes medications packages are on sale in stores directly next to freezer cases full of her tv-dinner fried chicken boxes.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
do you think this was all part of the drug co's plan?
/get Paula Deen to give everyone ’beetus
//make Deen ’beetus spokesperson
///PROFIT
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 13, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters – nothing really matters to me
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 13, 2012 5:19 PM EST reply actions
Dear Prof, I missed class today because the weather was so__________
A) wet
b) snowy
C) cold
D) windy
E) extant.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
reply fail
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
I had to pick one without any trees.
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by allicolls on Jan 13, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
F) good for body boarding
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
GET OFF MY LAWN!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 13, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
They’re premeds striving for the grade who don’t give a shit about anything else in the class?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. I have no idea then.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
HEY
I resemble that comment!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 13, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Tebow-los Dept:
I think Tebow being still alive in the NFL playoffs prolongs the long winter of discontent
But then where will people rave downtown once UCLA leaves?!
Has the Coliseum Coalition sold to SC yet? I knew it was coming but haven’t been paying attention.
I'm sure Bill Tilly will figure out a way to make it a paddock for Traveler.
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
Drinking heavily.
Got a raise out of nowhere today, so now I’m debating between the St George Absinthe or the Willets Still Reserve as the “what are we going to fudge the price of when we bring it home under the nose of Mrs. Import”?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
HOODIES - They protect the neck.
Robb, being about college age, likely knows this.
Too bad hoodies also tend to be unzipped, leaving the chest exposed…
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed. Protect ya neck.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 13, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 13, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
oh
my
god
the abyss is staring back
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Is that the work
of Vlad the Impaler??
Dictated, but not read.
http://atlanticcoastconfidential.wordpress.com/
Holgo is 80x the leader that man was.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jan 13, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But I bet his sister ain't 80x as hot.
But if she is, I’d sure like to gawk at meet her.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
DV is gone, but ...
I’m adding “The Killing of Crazy Horse” to my cannon.
Good reading.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 13, 2012 5:41 PM EST via Android app reply actions
schedule
Tonight: Beer o’Clock (that’s really the name of the weekly beer-tasting thing at the neighborhood liquor store)
Tomorrow: girlfriend’s birthday party, Korean BBQ followed by a trip to a karaoke place; I imagine there will be much soju involved
Sunday: Go to this new place that’s supposed to be a Belgian beer hall, consume lots of Belgian beer
Monday: headache
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
Will do.
We went to Church & State on her actual birthday during the week, and saw it across the street. I guess it just opened a couple weeks ago; neither of us had heard of it before.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I just heard of it this week.
As much as I enjoy a good California/Oregon IPA/Porter, Belgian Ale is pretty far and away my fave
Getting there may be a bit of a chore on Sunday though
apparently Chuck D and Cypress Hill are throwing a free “Occupy Skid Row” concert at some unspecified location (everything I’ve seen about it online says something like “follow the crowds and the noise,” presumably because they’re doing it without a permit).
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Like The Gorbals better than C&S
If one must dine in downtown
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
We live downtown, so we prefer to dine there
Only been to The Gorbals once (oddly, Ilan Hall was walking his baby down the block), but we both love C&S.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Fan of the Lazy Ox too
and the sushi place next door whose name escapes me at the moment.
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
Lazy Ox is definitely on our list of places to check out.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
Worth it
Cripsy pig’s ear is good as is the ricotta fritter and yellowtail crudo. Can’t go wrong with anything on the chalkboard either.
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
I haven't yet
But I’ve heard very good things from the few I know who have been there.
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
I've heard very good things as well
Hoping they’re open Monday, though who knows given the holiday.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
SEC blog becomes L.A. foodie blog
I f*cking hate the off season!
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
SEC blog
WE DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THAT AROUND HERE
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Come on.
Everyone knows the official conference of Every Day Should Be Saturday is the MAC.
We disagree on many things, but we are united by Mid-American Conference football.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
when mac team plays wac team
scoreboard will explode, and we will all cry in joy
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 7:13 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
MACTION FOR ALL
I am glad RGIII is leaving, because I was worried Baylor might encroach too far on my beloved MAC’s turf.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Finebaum Slim Pickens Dept
Even the Finebaum radio show is grasping at straws now that “It” is over.
There were actual callers making fun of Chizik’s light colored suit
worn when he appeared on ESPN’s pre-game coverage of the BS-BCS title game.
Chizik could not quite pull off the “mac-daddy” look.
Shifting gears to college/pro icy puck stick.
/still sad.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
In Michigan, the NBA team was apparently folded in the fall of 2008.
No one’s seen them since.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
I had kind of hoped to go to a few Clippers games just because I expected they would be easier tix to get
Chris Paul had to fuck all that up for me.
Guess I’ll go to Kings games just to jeer Jack Johnson.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
USC basketball will pay you to go and nobody is going to the UCLA games because they're downtown this year
But the pac 12 is abysmal so you will see zero good teams.
I heard UCLA was at the Sports Arena
what happened to Pauley Pavilion?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Jeering Jack Johnson?
Have this nice, shiny rec, good sir.
Piece of crap thought he was too good for Carolina.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Shifting gears to....Mardi Gras.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 13, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The ORIGINAL Mardi Gras
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed.
If you’d like Moon Pies and high school bands with your Chrissies, my door is always open!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
do. not. tempt. me.
and in respect to the high school bands: military style or free form?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe this will take the chill off:
Ron Franklin lives to broadcast another day.
Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"
Dear CBS,
Please force Uncle Verne to retire and hire Ron Franklin.
K
Tks
By
by ding ding ding on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
what actually is the best drink for the sacking of Rome?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wine straight from the amphora
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
a good vintage
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Gesundheit.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Is that Klingon for
“I have never been with a woman before”?
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 13, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is there any Klingon phrase that doesn't mean that?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 13, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
What's Klingon for "I'm proud to green this!"?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
According to wiki, it means
“Your stinking pet has escaped from its cage and appeared in my quarters”
SO SAY WE ALL
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
DUDE
Just wait, like, a fucking half hour man.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Finished with work
driving back north tomorrow. One of the volunteers has a birthday today, so we’re getting him a cake as I type. Today we sided 1/4th of a house and built a storm room—sided with steel on all sides including roof. Laid concrete with a safety.special teams player from bama’s 1992 national championship team (GOOD WORKS NASHNUL CHAMPEENCHIP, PAWWWWWLLLLL!). Headed out for dinner/libations tonight. We’re all exhausted, but have had a great week. Looking forward to going back in March.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 13, 2012 5:58 PM EST reply actions
oh yeah? well, today I... I...
I managed to take 1/5 of my garbage to the dumpster.
so, yeah…
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
I will put my beer tasting in the commentariat's hands tonight
The deal with the Beer o’Clock promotion at the neighborhood liquor store is that you pay 7 bucks and get a tasting paddle with four choices from the menu. Tonight’s menu, from the e-mail they just sent:
LA CHOULETTE: Framboise. This framboise is dry, only a little bit sweet
HITACHINO NEST: White Ale. Complex rich style, slightly sweet citrusy hops
RUSSIAN RIVER: Redemption. Clean & light w/ subtle spice – lemon, white pepper
BRAUEREI HELLER MARZEN: Just may be liquid bacon!
STONE BREWING: More Brown than Black IPA. Orange and grapefruit rind take center stage
HAIR OF THE DOG BREWING: Fred. Deep golden, 10 different hops
Any suggestions? I’ve had More Brown than Black and really liked it.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
La Choulette, Hitachino, Russian, Stone.
I think that would be a real nice progression and a lot of different tastes. Unless you just can’t stand the framboise.
Redemption is nice
I get more pear than lemon though
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
I'm sorry, I'd have to drink a beer called "Fred."
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
KLF IS GONNA ROCK YOU!!!
KLF
Uh huh Uh Huh.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 13, 2012 6:08 PM EST reply actions
YOU:
What is the date of…that awesome thing we were discussing last night?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
January 27th.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'm in.
How much are tickets?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Not sure.
I’m not even sure I can get some but I might be able too…
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Well keep me posted!
It is the most fabulous event ever.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Fortunately my school has sports beyond football.
So until college baseball ends … I still have sports.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 6:15 PM EST reply actions
MANE LONDONJOE HATE FLURRY OF 5:30 ALL HANDS EMAILS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The commentariat attempt to fill the hole the DV has left has been posted.
/weeps
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
josejose50's weekend
Tonight: FRINGE and Bad Ass Lager
Sat AM: Gym
Sat PM/Eve: Sushi / watching bouncypuck on a frozen diamond
Sun AM: ALL THE AUTOSHOWS
Sun PM: Awardy-hoops
Mon: Relaxation/Reflection
I believe the frozen diamond is a Sunday event.
Plan your auto shows accordingly.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
DOH!
Revised….
SAT AM: Gym
SAT PM/Eve: Tebow vs. the Prophet II
SUN: STILL ALL THE AUTOSHOWS
SUN PM: Bouncy puck on the frozen diamond
If the puck is bouncing, something has gone horribly wrong
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Better choice for movie tonight????
“A Dangerous Method”…or…“Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy”
Wife is leaning “Dangerous”…do I attempt to sway her vote?
Tinker
depends on how much you like Cronenberg though. I’m a sucker.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He seems to like to work with this guy
But I am not much of a follower of director/actors, etc. Just fishing for opinions about which is/might be better.
Helps if you've read the book in the last year
Look for the owl to re-appear SPOILER WARNING
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 14, 2012 8:32 AM EST up reply actions
Smoking Gun shouldn't give NSFW problems (I wouldn't think)
Inmate found with 10" revolver in jail cell…cops believe he smuggled it into jail in his ass.
I'm not at work.
I just saw the link and figured there might be xrays or something.
More craziness: I’m watching this Stan Lee Superhuman show, and the guy they have on now just cleared a couple barriers about 18 inches high and 15’8" apart doing a front flip and hitting the landing standing up.
Then he did a back handspring into a back layout with a full twist, and on the layout he cleared a barrier about a foot wide and 7’3" high.
So is that new Bacardi Oakheart any good?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 6:51 PM EST reply actions
/duckface.jpg
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 13, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm guessing no.
But I have some. And I’m scared
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
I've read reviews and haven't seen anything negative.
Apparently it’s just their spiced rum
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Today in unexpected references: Craig James was mentioned by one of The Economist's bloggers today.
He was described as “somewhat random”.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
"He sounded so nice every Thursday night during the season
I’d never have believed he outdid the Green River Killer if I hadn’t read about it on EDSBS"
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, they went to Illinois/Northwestern
Wrigley Field be damned…
Also Corvallis….
So why not Wazzu with El Pirata?
if they went to williams and air force and what not
wazzu should be okay
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
YAIS
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Probably not going to be as good as "Spencer Hall Spends A Day On A Fishing Boat With Mike Leach". (possibly not actual title)
But few things are.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Oh Fuck it
I will be spending my first friday without football with some delicious three by three from in-n-out.
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 7:12 PM EST via Android app reply actions 3 recs
going to the local whiskey bar.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Better than most chain burger places but it's no Culvers
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
They just opened one of these in Michigan a few miles from where I lived.
I always thought of them as a Wisconsin thing.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Culvers?
It is a Wisconsin chain, but they’re slowing expanding outward. Soon the butterburger will rule the world.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i've seen them in the chicagoland part of indiana.
never been in one though.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Is this what Steak 'n Shake was knocking off with their "Wisconsin Buttery Burger"?
They also had a “California burger” that tried to imitate In-N-Out
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
There are a few in Iowa, enough to get ad inserts.
by Narrow Right on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I AM MILDLY REPULSED BY IOWA
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
MAKE OUT WITH CLEMSON
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
They're opening one in Westwood and going big on SoCal expansion
I don’t think it’s in In-n-Out’s league but it isn’t bad. Probably on the fatburger level.
also peanut oil makes a difference
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Better than the lowest tier but not quite god tier.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I really like it
Haven’t been out west so I can’t comment on In-and-Out, but it’s good in my book.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
LURV
took my dad there on our last ‘guys afternoon out to get the oil changed and buy things mom wouldn’t approve of.’
really amused that their regular burger is a double and you have to order a “junior” for a single." didn’t realize this my first time, and i was used to ordering based on mcdonalds. Three burgers? oh god the beef.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I like Five Guys.
The sweet tea at the one in Auburn was a bit metallic. Idk what was up with that. Other than that, pretty good. 3.5/5
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Winter is coming...
The forecast is up next
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 13, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Can't wait to see what the channel does over sweeps week.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile, the forecast for Casterly Rock remains Golden Showers
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hey-o!
More Daenyrius (sorry, I’m a show watcher, so not sure how to spell the names and don’t want to look it up) would be a good start too.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
and in Old Valyria, the same forcast as the past 900,000 days, fire and brimestone from the skies.Old Wives Tales gusting off the coast into the serving quarters of all the great houses.
That should be totally spoiler free, as it just refers to an origin myth that pops up in expository dialogue here and there and I have a hard time seeing how it would even be worked into the show.
Though the Targaryn family does have roots there.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Just got me a bottle of Bluecoat Gin.
Straight from Philly. I think martini will be the first application.
Very traditional tasting but very very smooth.
The flavors marry together perfectly. This stuff has won all kinds of awards, and I see why. More complex and more herbal than most gin.
I still think Hendrick’s makes the best martini, but this is also very good. Gonna need to confirm it with a GnT.
the best part of this is the look on the dog's face
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I want to see how it ends.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Mr. & Mrs. Smith?
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
as am i
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Since I'm not getting any posts there
What are peoples reactions to the Breakfast of Champions? Me, SpartanKC and some others were discussing something like it and I ran this out today on my own so we could see the commentariat reaction.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I read it, I thouroghly enjoyed it
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
**FAIRYLAND**
/recs all Vonnegut
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Looked good to me.
Except for the garbage plate. Is there some way that you intend to make it interactive?
that's what i was wondering...is there someway you're going to involve other members of the Commetariat
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm still talking with SpartanKC about stuff like that
I had asked a few times over the past couple weeks whether people were interested in doing something like this, and participate in it so it’s not just my voice, but got a tepid response from everyone but SpartanKC
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
yeah? I've been on and off, so I prolly missed your messages
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm only on at night, when the comments are flying.
So I guess I missed it, too. But I have plenty of suggestions for music and literature (not that anyone will end up liking them).
Approve.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Pretty good. A lot of fourth wall breaking, but no more out of line than most of Vonnegut's stuff.
Granted, I liked Moscow to the End of the Line/Moscow-Petushki (Venedikt Erofeev) and all, so I tend to go toward that type of stuff.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Reading the responses I realize that I missed something here.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
He's talking about his Digi-Viking replacement
but when I first read his title, I thought Vonnegut as well.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not.
/plot twist music from LOST
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
:O
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm here-ish
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 13, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
I'm catching up in the Fulmer Cupdate thread
I’m gone for two hours and you people go bonkers.
Nadolig Hapus
So, I couldn't take it anymore, i went and bought myself a footbaw helmet...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
congratulations on being names 2nd team All Big East [insert position of choice here]
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Kicker?
/trollEREYONE
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 13, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why did you put a facemask on a bowling ball?
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
WHO ARE YOU TO TELL BIG ERNIE MCCRACKEN WHAT TO BOWL WITH
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm going to put a fist in your tank.
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Shoulda held out for
Oregon Chrome
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 14, 2012 8:35 AM EST up reply actions
Brad Stevens just got T'd up
/things I never thought I’d see
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College Hockey on NBC Sports
It must be some name brand programs….. UMD and UNO, what the hell? Don’t make me love you Versus NBC Sports.
Also, who the fuck thought it would be a good idea for UMD to not play a home game in 2 months? Just because they managed to rip off a 16 game unbeaten streak doesn’t mean it wasn’t a bad idea.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I guess I'll watch with you
And yeah, very interesting choice of matchup. THERE’S EVEN AN ND HOCKEY GAME ON AND THEY AREN’T SHOWING IT!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
They're playing the neutral zone trap?
…
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
UMD is all sorts of good
They run several different defense and just fuck with your silly concept of a gameplan
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Neutral zone trap
has the watchability of SEC football…
by Just Another Michigan Man on Jan 14, 2012 3:09 AM EST up reply actions
UMD being the defending national champion probably has something to do with it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Through some sort of arcane magic that I am unaware of
We are actually playing hockey outside at Fenway
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
University of New Orleans?
Last I heard, they were having all kinds of hardship. Now they add a hockey program? Good for them.
I'm using this interlude to rest my liver
It suffered from overuse between Nov 5th and Jan 9th; football is over and Spring Training is a month & a half away. Good time to hibernate.
who is?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Turn on NBC Sports
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Who?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
NBC Sports
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Jack Connelly might be the best player in the country. If he's hurt, that's a huge blow
That was a dirty play
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
5 Minute Major
Well UNO is fucked.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
And a Game Misconduct
As well it should be. That’s how people get paralyzed. The best part of a 5 minute penalty is that goals don’t wipe away the power play.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
What happened to Connelly?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Boarding from behind
He seems fine, but it was iffy for a minute there
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
15 of 30 NHL teams have scouts at this game
So… the other 15 teams don’t need the best player in D1?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
who needs a scouting dept?
/bengals’d
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe they're lower in the draft?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
I think he's a free agent
He inexplicably went undrafted out of HS
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's not terribly infrequent
Andy Miele went undrafted all through college; I don’t think he signed with the Coyotes until just before the Hobey ceremony.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
/Islanders go off the board
//Trade down
///Draft Josh Bailey
////Have buyer’s remorse the next 4 seasons and act like he’s a big deal
Twitter: RyanMcD29
/Still start DiPietro
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
/wins poker game
//dies after ship hits iceberg
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Just got around to reading Holly's end-of-season piece.
It looks like she’s adapted to her new medium quite well.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Well written, as always.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 13, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE LOSE TO WESTERN MICHIGAN, I'LL SCREAM
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
My girlfriend isn't here, and football has gone.
Now would be a good time for a chemically-induced coma.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 13, 2012 8:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Wait, Snooki now owns a boxing promotion and somehow signed the Hyland brothers
I don’t know whether to praise her for making a smart business decision, cry for the fate of boxing, or both.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oompa Loompas have a boxing league now?
by Narrow Right on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Not a league, a promotion, as in a management company, as in Don King
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's no fun.
Because there’s money to made there.
by Narrow Right on Jan 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
By all accounts, Snooki, unlike the rest of the Jersey Shore crowd, understands that the fame is not going to last and has used her money to surround herself with very smart business people
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I would have guessed Vinny by the stories people tell.
I do not watch the show, but someone (here I believe) said he took the time to learn Italian before they went over there when no one else bothered. The simple fact that he cares makes me think he’s putting the money away.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Vinny seems to be the most normal. I wouldn't be surprised if he's also being smart with his money.
Of course he’s also stayed out of the limelight quite a bit too.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm a regular (shameful) watcher of the show
and Vinny easily has the most sense out of any of them. He’s the only one that I’d ever not hate in real life. He is also super close with his family. I’m guessing he’s being smart with the money.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
since i've heard of the jersey shore girl before, and never heard of the other people, i'd say decry the fate of boxing.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
The Hyland brothers are all very well respected Irish boxers
Eddie is a Super Bantamweight and is 16-1
Paul is also a Super Bantamweight and is 20-2
Patty is a Super Flyweight and is 24-0
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
the only brothers i recognize as "super" are italian
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's not going to help them gain respectability with a logo like this, however
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
just imagine the marketing entendres involved with printing this on wifebeaters
/this comment is in no worse taste than any episode of jersey shore
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
That gif and the glee it inspires on the internet makes me very, very uncomfortable.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
the dotting the i with a big red heart is a LITTLE bit too much
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Jeb would find a way.
Needs more boosters
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you, BIOS.
I should not have to go scavenge some old Opteron out of the server in order to upgrade you.
"It's a new era of Pistons basketball."
I don’t know that I like this era. The era from a few years ago was just fine.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
and more!
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
YOU
College hockey on NBC Sports. Minnesota-Duluth vs Nebraska-Omaha
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Channel?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I have it
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK THOSE NONAME BASTARDS
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ah....Duluth
For those times when you just can’t seem to get depressed.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
i tried deep-frying brussels sprouts tonight.
tossed on some capers, parm cheese, and jalapeno-citrus salt
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Is it weird
That hellbeast is infinitely more pleasant when her boyfriend isn’t here?
/Yes. She’s here and he isn’t…
//This is why I’ve been spending a ton of money on booze
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions
Ok good.
But the minute he walks in, it’s just awful
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe she is hoping you think she is normal ... for after the break up.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I hope to be far away from that train wreck once it happens
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
so I'm not the only one perceiving the denial?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
More pleasant as in, your place is nice and quiet?
Or as in, you enjoy sitting in a room and talking with her?
/careful now.
She's just hanging out with 3 of us
Talking, laughing and not pouting. AKA 3 things she never does when her boyfriend is around. Granted, I still hate her and want her to get the fuck out of here because I know that will change immediately in about 15 minutes. But let’s put it this way, I don’t want to kill her at the moment.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
you will end up sleeping with her
it always ends this way.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not trying to troll at all.
But sounds like she might have a chance with you.
/I’ve seen this happen too many times.
You know she has a backup plan
But which of you is it?
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I am staying the fuck out of this.
And I’m pretty sure it’s one of the other roommates she wants anyway. I could’ve had her if I wanted to and passed it up with no problem. LIke I’ve said before, she looks like unbaked cookies.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s rich.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Which part
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
SHES A BUSTED CAN OF BISCUITS PAWLLL
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BUSTED BISCUIT COOKIEFRAUD
#teamGolson
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
As explained
He will literally put his penis in any girl that says “do me.” He’s easy, she was vulnerable. I’m pretty sure she hit on all of us and he was the one that took the bait.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like my kind of guy!
I bet he doesnt bitch about what kind of beer you give him.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
No. No he doesn't
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ok. The Offspring probably isn't viewed highly here. But their song self-esteem is his anthem
Now I’ll relate this little bit
That happens more than I’d like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that’s kind of hard when she’s ready to go
I may be dumb
But I’m not a dweeb
I’m just a sucker with no self esteem
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Not dough
Ok yeah. Look at what Lucas Jackson just said. That’s it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
We demand pics of said Hell-Beast
for documentation purposes.
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
I am not of the "stubob" variety
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
what?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes. That's pretty much it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my,
she has a yeast infection.
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 13, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But seriously
Think an even paler, shorter Kristen Stewart. Plus about 50 pounds
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I was intrigued until the 50 pounds part
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
When you have the urge for a fat woman
nothing else will satisfy.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Paler than Kristen Stewart? Seems hard to do.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What the fuck is that sleeping in her hair?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like it might be the inbred distant cousin of a blanx.
/don’t maul me
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well, not so much the paler part
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
I don't see the problem
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
It looks like string cheese.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, so, on a college football blog, young straight males are making fun of an actress's hair style
This place gets so weird at night.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You
Put the Melon and Prosciutto martini on your menu.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S GOT HAM!
AND ALCOHOL!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
You suck
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Countdown to Londonjoe posting Orangina gif 5....4....3...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
lol
http://miscellany.lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/martinussen-orangina-anim.gif
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
No one said you had to click it
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK???????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
It says Orangina and the start of anime right in the link
Why would click it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Tl;dr
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Have you not been around for LondonJoe's torturing of the late night threads?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
A little. Not enough to pay attention to filenames.
It’s a bit much. I’d be willing to have it stop.
Not for the past several days.
Guess I missed something.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
You're right...
Let’s talk about shoes
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Stupid punctuation
That should have been two sentences "Why? Is KG here?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
HEY!
What’s….wrong with shoes?
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
You're weird, water is wet, the sky is blue, etc
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I like the way that certain shoes have an affect on the curvature of my lady.
The fact that I can just look at a pair of shoes and imagine said effect isn’t weird at all…no…
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not judging... well I am... but you don't care
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You're right. I really don't.
And I only bring up shoes when Chloe or LRC is around.
unless provoked.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Oh on that note
I was going to suggest you get some of this:
Rhubarb based spirit from some craft distillers. Makes some nice muddled summer drinks with fruit, but can stand on its own in stronger drinks.
Here's the thing
As intriguing as something like that is, there is no way, in backwoods Wisconsin there will be enough demand to justify putting it on the shelf
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I didn't realize you were out in the sticks.
I guess no go for the bar, but you could always get some for yourself. It’s pretty interesting stuff. It’s made of rhubarb, but also beets, carrots, and cane sugar, along with spices. So it’s not all fruit. Plenty complex enough to drink by itself, or with a hit of citrus and bitters.
Would try it
but it sounds like a colon cleansing recipe.
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not in the "sticks" per se, but it's not exactly a thriving metropolis
I actually sell a lot of martinis and manhattans but Rhubarb booze I don’t think would go over very well
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
We're supposed to be writing these clues down, right?
by Narrow Right on Jan 13, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
I was actually going to guess
LaCrosse or Eau Claire. I ate lunch in La Crosse one time.
WORLD RECORD 293 BARS ON ONE BLOCK, PAWWWWLLL
83 bars at last count
The vast majority of which are on 3 or 4th St.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And Dave's Guitar Shop
Should, COTG willing, I ever strike it rich I’m going to blow it all there in one fell swoop.
I know Dave personally
I remember when that was just a tiny music score. Now it’s a fucking warehouse full of guitars. Dave buys a brand new Aston Martin every year.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/googles frantically
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Understood
It’s definitely a city drink or for people’s personal stash. “Vintage” drinks are big right now; I guarantee you could make something with this in an east coast bar and put it on the signature drinks list, and pay for it easily, but yeah, not as much in your situation.
PAWWWWLLL WHUTS THIS FRU FRU DRINK THEY GOT IN MAH BAR
GIMME OLD CROW LIKE THE BAHR DRANK PAWLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
GOD DAMMIT, if you're going to mock my people do it in the right accent
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? CHICAAAAAAAHHHHGO?? YA KNOW WE LIKE OUR DRINKS WE LIKE OUR LIVES. SIMPLE AND CLEAN, YOU BETCHA
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So it'd be more like
PAAAHHHHHHHLLLLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
No one listens to Finebaum here
They’d have to care about college football to do that
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
OH RHUBARB BOOZE, EH, WELL, DAT'S DIFFERENT THERE.
by Erik T on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like something you'd find in the Twin Cities
MinnesOOOOOHHHHtans are strange don’tcha know
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Minnesotans emphasize OH sounds, Wisconsinites emphasize AH sounds
I think this is due to the names of the states.
MinnesOOOOOOHHHHHta
WiscAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHnsin
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Okay, let me back up.
As I type them, they’re indistinguishable. Typing with too much ‘ah’ is Bahhhhhston, which is most assuredly a different sound.
So they don't pronounce it
HAAHHHKEY in Minnesota and Wisconsin?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
See I'd write how Boston pronounces it
Hawkey
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I think twenty-six letters just isn't enough to articulate the differences.
Rest assured, y’all: none of us sound like Massholes.
Maybe I'll get wasted and record my Wisconsin accent
Since that’ apparently the only time it appears
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh, I know how it sounds, believe me.
I just can’t type it without it looking like Bostonish.
#teamdrunkenaccents
The people I know from Wisconsin have much stronger accents than the people I know from Minnesota, for whatever that's worth.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I've noticed this
Maybe it’s because most people of Minnesota I meet are from MSP and are less likely to have the accent.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Lots of transplants in the MSP area.
I’ve known lots of people with accents straight out of ‘Fargo’ though.
Depends on where they're from
The Twin Cities area is pretty metropolitan and accent are softened. If they’re from Theif River Falls, they’ll sound downright Canadian.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Jeebus
I’ve had homemade rhubarb wine but that looks…. dangerous.
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
plus, it sounds like she changes facial expressions.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
She pouts all the time
That’s the one we usually see
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Just give in to the hate-fuck
Those are the best
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I rec this course of action
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
It's really the single version of angry make up sex
A completely underrated phenomenon. The best (other than the sweaty time, obvs) is the next morning when your friends have the “how the hell did that happen” look on their faces.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You both get revenge on each other, with each other
And somehow end up hating each other more between the hours of 6 am and 11 pm than you did before. Midnight to 5 am, however, you find you’re quite compatible.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
She's trying to enchant you
Ward her off with a good math joke, like the Polish man on the left side of the airplane.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
That will not work
Her boyfriend is an engineering Zelda freak.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm, there was a girl who vaguely fit this description in a circle of friends (especially the angry part)
You can probably get rid of her by talking about the virtue of personal responsibility. Alternatively, you can give her World of Warcraft and she will go get married to someone she met in the game.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 13, 2012 9:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well. He is the "hot" one of our house
But all girls are very turned off by him once they get to know him. Like one of my best friends who is very good looking told me one day that she wanted him until she actually got to know him. Then she just laughs at him whenever he tries to pick up chicks.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Hearing about crazy, terrible girlfriends is great.
It’s like finding out that not only did you ace the test, but most of the class got wrecked.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 13, 2012 9:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
It's reassuring really
She was friends with all of us before this. Also, before this, I had a serious thing with another girl that was friends with all of us. Now that I see what that’s doing, I’m pulling back on this other girl. I do not want to get into something like this.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'm rewatching Doctor Who, End of Time, and god this holds up HORRIBLY now on rewatch.
It also doesn’t help that RTD was more than willing to feed Tennant’s drama-queen tendencies. Like, they planned that shit out.
OKAY, HERE’S WHERE YOU STAND ANGRILY IN FIRE AND RAIN
CAN I SCOWL?
FUCK YEAH YOU CAN SCOWL! WE’LL HAVE MURRAY WHIP UP SOME BOMBASTIC HEAVY SHIT AND IT WILL BE BAD ASS.
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I don't want to go.
tolerance for melodrama is kinds essential for this show.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Melodrama with 10 was in much, MUCH larger quanitites
Than with Smith
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
the life or death of entire civilizations hang in the balance of an esisode, as often as not.
you can’t do that on a continual basis without having to at times one-up the previous drama. the series kind of needs a reset so that it can do big plot arcs that don’t also involve the end of all life in the universe/erasure of all life in the universe before it existed/end of time as a concept in which life can occur.
there are not many higher spheres to save.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK, BULLDOGS
You’re the defending champion, and haven’t lost in 2 months. YOU CAN’T LOSE TO UNO
Also, what the fuck NCAA, why doesn’t scoring on the delayed penalty wipe out the power play.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The Yankees traded Montero...
…
/looks around a little bit
//starts sobbing uncontrollably
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For Pineda
You just robbed the Mariners.
A potential top of the rotation starter with 4(?) years of cost control for a DH is a great trade
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
i take great momentary pride in my ability to ignore any and all news relating to succubi like the yankees and redsox, judging from my having no idea who this montero person is.
though the only reasonable and proper response to a yankee fan being sad about the trade of a beloved player is laughter. followed by a million middle fingers for how your team single handedly fucked the ability for every other team to hold on to players.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Montero was their best prospect for years.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
they'll just buy him back later, like the satanic fun-fucking fucks they are.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YOU
IT’S NOT THE SAME
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
no, it isn't the same.
maybe he’ll win an MVP or two in Seattle. THEN, and ONLY THEN will the yankees start tossing money up at anyone who wants it, like pacman jones after a case of champagne while on vacation on whore island, because it isn’t truly the ‘yankee way’ unless they fuck over other entire fanbases. the yankees don’t see a free-agent deal as worthwhile unless it sends the maximum amount of “FUCK YOU WE’RE BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE WE’RE RICH” to everyone else in baseball,
so take it easy, this may be hard for you now, but your pain, in the grander picture, is just fertilizer in the yankees’ plan to take a shit on the entire pacific northwest.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
/wins MVP as a Mariner
//signs as free agent with Yankees
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Jose Mesa
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
well since we're talking '97, how did that ALDS work out for you?
there are still ripples in lake erie from how hard sandy alomar jr drilled that walk-off home run off of the greatest closer of all time.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
It's not so bad
I got these World Titles to help me forget
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
knew that response was coming
but those seconds inbetween my post and yours? those were glorious.
us ewoks have to learn how to enjoy our wins against the Rich and All Powerful Evil.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, come on.
I thought I was the only one who could use a 1997 season without an undisputed championship as an argument to fall back on.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
AND I FOLLOWED HIM HIS ENTIRE MINORS CAREER
WENT TO 20 FUCKING MINORS GAMES TO WATCH HIM, THINKING MAN, THIS COULD BE MY JETER, OR RIVERA, OR SOMEONE.
BUT FUCKING NO, LET’S TRADE HIM, HAVE NO DH, AND LET THE MARINERS HAVE SMOAK AND MONTERO!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
You need a starting pitcher way more than you need a DH
Pineda is better than Montero right now, plays a more important position, and is approximately the same age.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Concur.
Fucking Mariners, ruin it for everyone.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Again
NOT CARING
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Have no DH?
Play real baseball instead of this bush league DH bullshit
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 14, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
it's January
nothing of interest happens in baseball in January that you can’t catch up with after basketball season is over.
And given that it involves the Yankees
we will be forced to catch up with it over and over and over.
by Narrow Right on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Where is your Jesus now?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Jesus
I like him very much. But he no help with curveball.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
UMD decided they wanted to commit ALL THE PENALTIES
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
This is hockey, we don't call them fouls
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's a rare steak if I've ever seen one.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Wait
If you are nice to them, they give you beer?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Highly underrated movie
Phys Ed? Get the fuck out of here. Seriously
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Ok. Latin. It's the best I can do
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
You're going to wear the t-shirt of the band you're going to see?
Don’t be that guy.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
winter takes all
all damn you!
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
NDNation is displeased with all of this bowl scoring...
They are discussing rule changes that can slow down all of this crazy offense stuff. Ideas include
- Receivers need to have 2 feet in bounds for a catch
- All linemen must use a 3 point stance to encourage more run blocking
- No audibles coming from the sidelines..
The sad thing is that these clowns really think they are smart.
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions
One of those isn't completely asinine
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The first?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I like the no audibles idea but that might be because K-State wasted 2 time outs per game this year by not getting the play in.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
How about a compromise? Allow audibles but mandate huddles except in the last 2 minutes of a quarter.
by Narrow Right on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be happy if we got the play in and the ball snapped without a time out being called.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
This would ruin the fun.
Huddling is dumb and a thing of the past.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure it's a "thing of the past", but I think mandating it is a bit ridiculous.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
no
since force-out is way too much of a judgement call, one foot inbounds is the better rule in my book. Mostly favor NFL rules in college vs pro rule differences, but not on that one.
and that's what the NFL does now
but that means it’s a lot harder to make a sideline catch.
The NFL got rid of the "force out" rule a few years ago
It’s either in or not now.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I don't care one way or the other, but if the NCAA wanted to curtail scoring, which why would they?
2 feet in would be a quick and easy way to do so.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
As I say, I have no real argument against it.
I suppose I see a lot of one-footed catches where a guy was legitimately definitely within the field of play, but it seems like I don’t see quite as many fake-one-footed catches that couldn’t also be fake-two-feet with some practice.
When in doubt, go with less cluttered rules.
I'd give her face a two....
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Incomplete passes will be penalized by 15 yards
/actually was a rule once
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Or at least have to undergo a name change.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
A reminder
A new Sports Movie Tournament matchup is live. Little Giants has mounted a slight comeback against Bloodsport
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No way Nored called glass there.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Keeping Up Appearances is the best pre-1996 non-Monty Python/Mr. Bean British sitcom
God bless the local PBS here on Long Island that airs it every Friday and Saturday night
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God
John Simm was so much better than this material
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Why are the NBC Sports intermission analysts standing up?
Did they want to make it obvious just how much taller Chris Therien is than Kerry Fraser?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Even though I don't care much for Ann Arbor, the Red Wings, or the Maple Leafs, I definitely would love to see this outdoor game in person
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
ME FUCKING TOO
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
/fan stands to throw octopus
SIT DOWN IN FRONT!!! PUT SOME DAMN KEYS ON EACH LEG AND JUST JIGGLE IT AROUND!!!
//oh the smell in that section.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
If someone threw an octopus out of the stands at Michigan Stadium and it hit the field, much less the ice, I'd ask Hoke to find that person in the stands and offer a walk-on quarterback spot.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
and at qb for your michigan wolverines
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
True story: Matt Anderson, a highly-regarded young pitcher for the Tigers, wrecked his arm throwing an octopus.
His career was never the same.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
that's better than fucking guitar hero
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
only groupies fuck guitar heroes
we’er band aides.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i hate when i place fucking poorly in a sentence
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
yes, the bronze medal in sentence structuring is a letdown for a michigan woman.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
/engineer-d
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Does TechComm not teach proper profanity placement?
What a shame.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
FFFFFUUUUUU
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
my feelings on freshman year tech comm stuff
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Where do you study abroad to learn profanity?
The Bronx?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
BAAAAAAHHSTON YOU FACK
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
But I can't understand them
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'M NOT THE FACKING RAT
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
test: what is most wring with this sentence?
People who eat red-headed mushrooms frequently die?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I was always told they grew
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
i'm ron burgandy?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
*most wrong
Tebow almight i cannot type
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Amanita muscaria toxin usually isn't fatal?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
No, it isn't.
Had a roommate in college who took some. No health problems per say but I can’t say that I wanted to try it after seeing his experience.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 13, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Some people trip, others puke,
pretty much no one dies.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
it has to do with what word "frequently" is modifying.
the result being that if you can’t notice the ambiguity in a life or death statement, then you aren’t good enough at english to not need supervision before making public statements.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
So how would I correct
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers?
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
whether death is a result of eating that mushroom frequently, or if death is a frequent outcome for people who eat that mushroom regardless of consumption frequency
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
You need a comma either before or after the word frequently
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
They can on the inside.
Especially if they are Cleveland fans.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
I HATE FUCKING POORLY TOO
/half reading FTW
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i did that somewhat purposely
hope someone saw that
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Well, yeah.
The only reason I included the name was so the answer wouldn’t be “Oh, so THAT’S what happened to Joel Zumaya?”
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I don't even care for hockey and i would go
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
...wasn't finished
Because I do love live hockey
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
/2013 Winter Classic awarded to Qatar.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I dislike that the Winter Classic is on the afternoon of New Year's Day, when half the Big Ten is playing football.
But if this happened, and it didn’t conflict with a Michigan bowl game, I would probably be there.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yeah thats what Ive always wondered about the NHL's thinking
They know they have to compete with the bowl games on New Years, so why not choose a different date with less competition?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
It's not the NHL, it's NBC
They don’t broadcast bowl games and the Winter Classic does great ratings
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Also, if Michigan is playing in a NYD bowl game, chances are it will be against a pretty good SEC team...
Chances are that won’t end well
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
didn't even think about that
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
There are ways to make it work, of course.
Hockey in the afternoon, then staying in Ann Arbor to watch Michigan play in the Rose Bowl in the evening? That sounds like a lovely day.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
HIGH FIVE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a little sad that our Fenway Park outdoor game happened tonight
Instead of, you know, when everyone’s back on campus. No, that wouldn’t make sense
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT
TIME LORDS BE COMIN BACK Y’ALL!
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well who else looks at Death as a lackey?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That was pretty
First Brown scores off the faceoff, then one shift later he finishes off the hat trick.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Stop me if you heard this one before
The ridiculously talent young Winger is from Burnsville, MN.
HOW THE HELL DOES THAT TOWN CHURN OUT SO MUCH TALENT
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I actually know someone from the hockey team here from Burnsville
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
That's because half of all US born hockey players are from there, it seems.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yais
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
not drunk.
finished a workout.
made dinner.
ate ALL THE GREENS in the house. (Romaine, kale, turnip greens)
WATER WATER WATER.
10k in the morning.
fuuuuuuuuuuck why do I ugh i am stupid.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Potentially
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Just perusing through comments it sounds as if you have an ex living with you?
If this is correct “I feel you bro”
If not, well fuck I’m drunk
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. Long ass story
A girl that we were all friends broke up with her boyfriend and immediately started fucking one of our roommates. She’s an absolute bitch but still puts out so he won’t do anything about it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well I was way off
99% level reading comprehension on ITBS was a lie
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
This has been going on for 4 months.
So there’s a lot to have read at one point.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
yeah I'm normally day-shift too
so there’s that
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOOO
FUCK THE ‘UNIVERSITY’ OF FUCKING ‘NORTH DAKOTA’, AS IF EITHER OF THOSE IS EVEN A REAL THING.
Yeah, well.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it is?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Those WHCA standings made me sad
Wisconsin sucks this year.
Also, fuck you announcers. Notre Dame – Michigan HOCKEY are playing next week. It has nothing to do with Tom Brady or Joe Montana.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
MASCOT NASHNUL CHAMPIUNS PAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
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Which one?
Or are we going by number?
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UCA
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
So my friend can't go out with us because he has no money
But just bought a $55 ticket for T-Pain
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions
I'm all for going to concerts
But he just admitted he knows one song by T-Pain. He just goes to see the chicks there
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
T-Pain live is stupid as hell.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds as if you speak from experience
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
He was in Auburn last year.
My friends went. I did not. Heard it sucked. I mean. When your “talent” consists of having your voice modified by a computer program in a studio, your live show is probably dogshit.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
but but ...Top hat
I’ve determined if you wanna be successsful in life you need a top hate. Lincoln, T-pain, slash, rich uncle penny bags. All wearers of the top hat
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
See: Black Eyed Peas halftime show
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'd take washed-up The Who over that any day.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
more like The Who's Left
amirite?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I couldn't even hear BEPs the whole time
Frankly, I would like to hear some new artists though (Maybe Adele? dunno…)
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
THAT was awesome
My preference for artist for the Super Bowl would be someone who is somewhat a household name, but is known for creating edgy, well-written music. I know that doesn’t mean a lot, but that would be where I would start from
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Madonna and Nicki Minaj this year
That is a progress
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Woof
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Has Bon Jovi played it yet?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Sad part is
They put a legit, musical legend in there and 80 percent of the viewers get PISSED
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, the fact that Black Eyed Peas, Creed, and Nickleback halftime shows exist
Is a pretty damning statement about us. I hope the aliens that catch these transmissions in 20,000 years don’t try to annihilate us to keep the dumbz from spreading.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Whereas this kid passed up a $10 ticket for Stone Sour, Seether and Drowning Pool because he didn't think he could afford it
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ask him to buy you a drank.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
UNO just got screwed
Referee stopped play because they had too many men on the ice. He didn’t notice they had pulled their goalie.
But in his defense, who pulls their goalie with 6 minutes left?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WIN SVENNNNNNNNNNNN
by Erik T on Jan 13, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And now an empty net goal with 4 minutes left
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The rule of thumb is 1 minute for every goal you're behind
I always thought you should give yourself at least 2 minutes for one goal since your basically creating an artificial power play.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I agree; anything under 2min is stupid.
Especially 6-on-5 is more crowded and could be expected to be less productive than a regular power play (doubly so on NHL ice).
And by 2, it appears to be 4.
Fantastic.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Well, I finished off my NDNation account profile here
http://www.ndnation.com/profiles/profile_display.php?8-BALL
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
The Alumni Status field confirmed everything I had previously thought of about NDnation
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
That would be a hilarious category
on an Alabama message board.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
It couldn't be "alumni"
More like “PAWWWLLL HOW MANY OF YOUR GRANDPAPPIES AND GRANDMAMMAS WAS CONCEIVED TO A BAHR BRYANT POST-GAME RADIO SHOW”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Well then it would be everyone.
I would expect most people to list their elementary school for their alumni status
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Just put what county they were from
That’ll start some internet troll-feuds
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Y'AW KNOW I DON' CARE FOR DAT GUBMINT WHAT SINCE THA GUVNA LAWST IN '68 PAWWWWWLLLLLL
IMMA HANG UP AND LISSEN
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Im hoping one caller will just say "Imma hang up and listen" and add nothing else
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
We need to go deeper
/PAWWWWWWL
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
What are "Things apparantly never said by Les Miles at the BCS Championship Game", Alex?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Calhoun County is far superior to Etowah County
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWLL WE GOTTA ANNISTON-GADSDEN THROWDOWN
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna end this now because if you know both of these counties
we’re probably related
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I have no Alabama relations
But I know Bama decently well
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
No, no, it's "have illicit relations with CLEMSON"
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PAWWLLLL HE'S DISRESPECTIN OXFURD PAWWWWLLLLL
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
BEAR BRYANT FANTASY FOOTBALL SCHOOL CLASS OF '81 PAWWWWWLLLLLL
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Since we are all here
I would like the honorable Erik T to espouse his views on the state of Iowa and its institutions.
HATE UNIVERSITY OF IOWA AND IOWA STATE
I HATE IOWA STATE! (Trying to brew up some hatred for Iowa State for the next year…God, it’s harD)
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
I HAVE DEVELOPED A STRONG DISLIKE FOR IOWA
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I timidly like Iowa
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
I LOVE IOWA FUCK YOU ALL
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
WAR DAMN IOWA
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
THAT A BOY
/slaps PITS on the back
//HARD
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I don't much care for Iowa.
I enjoy operating my motor vehicle.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
I like Iowa.
I wish I could get a Ph.D. at Minnesota, or would at least like access to their archival materials. But fuck Minnesota.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Uh.
Probably not. It would be from this though. But it’s doubtful I’ll even have enough space to write up the sources I already have access to. So.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I just learned last month we have an entire Ukrainian Research Institute.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
You do.
I have several of the books they’ve put out. I used a collection of papers from a conference there in my undergrad seminar.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just now getting into Eastern European history for funsies
Books you’d recommend?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's pretty broad.
What specifically are your interests? I don’t know what I’d recommend as far as general Eastern European texts.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
I read dense textbook like books for fun if that helps
And I’m thinking either Ukraine or Baltic States maybe pre-19th century
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ukraine?
Most of what I like on Ukraine is related to the Holodomor, though I also have a few things related to WWII. If that’s interesting then I can write an entire bibliography. A new book that’s been generating some good buzz is “Bloodlands: Europe Between Hitler and Stalin” by Timothy Snyder. Just a good general history of the early 20th century in that area. Any particular kind of history? Social, military, political?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I saw that on the bookshelves
There’s also a new book about the Siege of Leningrad out
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I liked it. I read it for my paper last year
and have to again for a readings class this semester. I think I may have seen the one you’re talking about but I don’t know the title.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Another that I've been working with lately is
Karel C. Berkoff’s “Harvest of Despair”, which is about Nazi occupation of Ukraine (working on a historiography about occupation/forced labor in Ukraine under the Nazis and Romanians).
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
That's a good starting point
Appreciate it
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Is that the period you're interested in?
I can give you plenty more when the time comes. “Harvest of Sorrow” by Robert Conquest is a good primer in the Western historiography on the famine. Uh. “Years of Hunger” is the best study of Stalinist Soviet agriculture out there imo, but it’s pretty dense unless you’re really into that stuff like me. “Odessa 1941-44” by Dallin was interesting enough, and one of the most substantial secondary sources close to what I study. I can give you more stuff once you get through that first book or two though.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Well that'll be a start
I like to work backwards at times through history for some reason so I’ll start 20th century and then go back. Will holla when I get through with these
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
/pouts that no one asks him about good books on 16th century Japan
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'm hopefully getting the collected works
of Radu Ioanid for my birthday.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
/no idea who that is
//substitutes in “Amino Yoshihiko”
That’s AWESOME! WOO HOO!!!
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Like, the big name in Romanian Holocaust history.
And by the big name I mean the only name really.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
So, I substituted correctly.
U. Michigan just translated Amino’s big book. I will be ordering it shortly.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
So I read/interpreted that as:
‘U. Michigan just translated as Amino’s big cock. I will be ordering shortly.’
You might need to stop drinking.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Or drink more, not sure which.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Carry on.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
It's not really something to understand.
Just to feel.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
There you go.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Ah.
I would like to have Ioanid’s works in the original. I’ve read the translation of The Holocaust in Romania, but I’d like to have it in Romanian.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
I hope to one day be able to absorb it in Japanese.
but this is the first thing of his to come out in English, and he’s a big deal, so I’m excited.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Working my way around the world.
Will be on Far Esat in like 20 years
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
It's not that Far if you come around the other way...
but in 20 years, maybe I can recommend some books by this guy who got his masters at Hawaii….
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I study Romanian history.
Just most of the events I study occurred in Ukrainian space at some point or other.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Been to Romania about 10 years ago
It was ok. Which reminds me. Need to renew the ole passport
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Just did mine last week.
Thought I may be going to a conference in Canada in March. Realized what I was thinking. But I’m living in Germany next school year anyway. So.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Fact: Luftanza is the only airline which has a metal spork
also fact: I’m getting drunjer
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
recent break up
yabba dabba bull crap. I’m not really gonna go into
So yeah I’m spending my Fri night home alone drunk
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Its teetering
on the verge of collapse!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I guess that depends on who you ask.
/issaconspiraceepavel
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
though obviously you havent seen that Seinfeld episode.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh. I have to make this announcement again,.
I don’t like Seinfeld. I don’t find it funny.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Its a show about nothing!
Purdue is featured.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Sein....feld?
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
PAVELL WHY THEY MAKEN ME SPEAK UKRANIAN
I BEEN SPEAKIN ROOSHIN SINCE MY GREAT GREAT GREAT DEDUSHKA CAME HERE PAVELLLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
and then lol Transnistria
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
The most hilarious part
Is that I actually found out that Ukrainians have their own “PAWWLLL” meme to troll the Finebaum-caller equivalents of Russians in Ukraine. Look for доколє and фофудья
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
lol wtf
I wonder if there’s a Ukrainian one…
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
It's somewhat spidery
But basically it involves Ukrainians taking on exaggerated caricatures of racist/anti-Semitic nationalists. So yeah, basically the Ukrainian equivalent of typing a post in all caps and ending with PAWWLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Because they totally have room to talk.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Hey Duluth, now that you're national champions and ranked number 1
Maybe you should go with a logo that isn’t clipart
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I couldn't tell their bulldog and Ferris State's apart.
And these rankings gave Michigan Ferris State’s logo, just for fun.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I find it hilarious that 16 teams make the tournament but the rankings are top 20. Also I can't decide if I love or hate UNO's logo
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Heh, I never noticed it before, but you're right, it does
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It's not so bad with the full WCHA behind him, but the little guy in the Chrome tab is hilarious
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yep, a really awkwardly trimmed version
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
so say we all
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Ah, Bill Maher...
The only place where Christopher Hitchens could debate Mos Def over the Iranian Nuclear program…
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Oh, hey, I get CBS College Sports
This would have been good to know 3 hour ago. I could have watched ND Hockey. Oh well, now I know.
And on that note, I’m going to bed
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Mavs tearing it up
SUCK IT MILL-EH-WAH-KAY
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It means The Good Earth
/AliceCooper’d
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
War Damn Dirk
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
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It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
There are more/new people here, so MORE FOCUS TESTING
Did you all like The Breakfast of Champions, and would like to see it continue, or could do without it?
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I liked it.
But it seemed a little less conveniently organized for audience members to list their own recommendations than the DV was. Maybe that’s just because I looked at it hours ago and didn’t have a ton of time at the moment, but I’ll go back later.
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's hard because we don't want to take anything that was in the DV (In terms of category names and stuff)
And we don’t want to just say “Ok, here’s alcohol, and here’s some awesome type of food”
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, no, I get it. I think it was a great first effort.
That will get better with refinement.
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I missed it and will have to look at it tomorrow.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Each piece of it is funny and worthwhile, but it seems to have too many pieces.
I counted 8 separate things. Maybe 4-6 would be a better size to discuss. That said, I think it’s definitely good, and has great potential! Thank you and huzzah for being the first brave soul. Will you be writing each week? Sharing the load? accepting nominations during the week?
At least I have a beach.
I'm not the only one on it, SpartanKC is on it and some others
I’m looking for other writers/people to nominate stuff. And the number of things can be trimmed by just making the quotes longer.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Ah ha, this NBC Sports LIKES hockey coverage
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
CHALUPA
If they still do that
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
Good evening everyone!
Finally back home, after almost two weeks in Vegas, and I like it (minus the weather… And the parties… and the boozing… and the ladies…. and the boozing)
/eh what the fuck am I doing back in Oregon
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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that is true
would appreciate the weather we had at the rose bowl though (and in vegas in the last two weeks)
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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WHY IS BILL HANCOCK SO STUPID?
We are not talking about wear and tear on the body. I’m not buying that. If I had all the NCAA commissioners in the room with truth serum I doubt this has anything to do with kids going to class?
“I don’t think you heard what I said before. We think about the effect of this on the student athlete. It affects the student athletes in many ways. One is whole other series of football games. Another is conflicts with final exams. There’s no conflict with basketball and final exams, but there would be with a big December tournament.”
So you’re telling me there’s no playoff because we are afraid to take big time college football players out of class for finals?
“A lot of people don’t believe this, but it is true. These are college students and this a fundamental part of this endeavor. These are not grown-ups playing for pay. These are college students. That’s a principal we will not yield on.”
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IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS?
What is one legitimate downside of a playoff system?
“Well the contention over No. 4 or No. 5 to me will always be a downside just the contention in the NCAA tournament between 60 and however many they have now and 68 and 69 [teams]. You also have to think about can fans travel to a quarterfinal in Miami one week, a semifinal in Pasadena the next week and back to Phoenix for a final next week.”
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Is he really questioning the ability of Tahd fans to see Bama play?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
THAT'S NOT EVEN THE STUPIDEST PART!
"Well the contention over No. 4 or No. 5 to me will always be a downside"
YOU MEAN LIKE THE ONE BETWEEN No. 2 AND No. 3?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Unless I see Virginia Tech fans rioting after the Selection Sunday
I don’t see how No. 65 vs No. 66 is any worse than No. 2 vs No. 3
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
68 teams now
and the last at-large is no worse than a 13 seed, but that’s nitpicking.
Have there any at-large worse than a 13 seed?
and I now think all at-larges at least start at a 12 seed
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Think UGA in 2008 was 13
Not sure though, coulda been 12
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I think Arizona was a 13 one year, but Im not positive
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, we won the twister tournament fair and square!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
And I think you were a 14 seed that year if Im not mistaken
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I always love it when a team plays like absolute garbage all season long
Only to get on a streak for 3 or 4 days to get an automatic bid
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Helps when a natural disaster breaks out before the best team in the conference plays.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, I miss the GilLOLspie days at UK
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'd love to stay and chat
but I have a midnight tee time to make with BCG.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I just hope whoever replaces Calipari following the inevitable cheating/recruiting scandal will be as much fun and inept as ole Billy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
The thing about Clyde is that
he honestly didn’t get it, and wasn’t particularly inclined to listen to the people who were trying to help him.
Of course, he also did stupid shit like running guys through full practices on gameday, trying to kick his leading scorer off the team during halftime of a game, telling that same scorer to quit shooting on a night where he put up 54 against a conference rival, force-feeding Pop Tarts to a player in some sort of attempt to bulk him up…
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Force-feeding Pop Tarts to bulk him up?
That’s possible?
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Did it to Perry Stevenson.
Made him eat a box a day to “put on weight.”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Did it work out?
Only thing eating pop tarts would do is gain fat, not muscle. (Also, I would suggest force feeding Stevenson bacons or ice cream if Gilispie really wanted him to gain weight)
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Of course it didn't.
It worked about as well as trying to kick Jodie Meeks off the team at halftime of an NIT game against Notre Dame, or telling Meeks to quit shooting when he put up 54 against Tennessee, or trying to kick Darius Miller off the team bus and force him to walk from Rupp back to the Lodge.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Thats a fuck up of Dabo proportions
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
He's dangerous because
while there’s a type of player for whom his “motivational style” works, he did not have those kinds of players at Kentucky because to compete in the SEC, you can’t have a team of guys who need to be coached up to compete.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Are you implying that the SEC is a better basketball conference than the Big 12
Because that would be patently false.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Also, I love how they threw UK a huge ass bone his first year by putting them in as the last seed in even though they really didnt deserve it
Only to have him fuck up so badly the next year they couldnt even offer him a pity bid
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
He is a mad scientist
but he took A&M from the worst BCS program to the sweet sixteen.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like there should be a rule
That only top half of the conference qualify to the conference tourney
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Some low end conferences
Really need to go with the Ivy League auto-bid method. It’s stupid seeing #9 seeds in conference tournaments that are barely .500 make the tournament just to be a lay-over against a 1 or 2 seed
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That or
Have it #1 vs. #2 in the conference in a conference championship game, or at most the top 4.
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Eh.
I just look at it as if all of division 1 enters into a tournament. No matter how bad your season was, you theoretically could still be national champs.
Well, except the independents.
And that's sort of not fair
I don’t want to go all BCS and have # 1 play # 2, but there has to be some emphasis put on the regular season
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Well, there is.
You get seeded in your conference tourney based on what you did in the regular season, and if your regular season was good enough, you get an at large bid to the big tourney.
I really don’t mind the occasional 11-16 team at all, because Cinderella stories are fun, and because that appearance can make a huge difference for a tiny little school. And those conferences are at such a different talent level that it really doesn’t affect the outcome of the big tourney. The #1 team in the SWAC or the NEC isn’t really going to be that much more of a challenge than the #6 team when you’re playing against a highly ranked opponent.
And the same thing almost never happens in the power conferences (that SEC tourney run by UGA is the only one I can think of).
a lot of low-majors give the top two seeds a bye to the semis
or otherwise give the top one or two seeds huge advantages in the conference tournament.
One reason why I hate the current Big East tournament format is because it also does this (double byes for the top 4, a bye for the top 8), and this is the Big East, which doesn’t need it; if fewer than 8 teams make the Dance from the conference as presently constructed (and with a 68-team tournament) then something is horribly wrong.
I missed class to watch Xavier beat UGA
(I don’t use “us” or “we” ever due to my split loyalties. Just feels wrong)
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWLLL AH AINT BUYIN THEM SCRATCH TICKETS SO THAT WEST JAWJA WATERBOYS CAN ROOT FUR THE BARN ON MAH DIME
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
As the guy who wore white in the student section during the Auburn-UGA blackout game of 2007
I thank all those who did buy the scratch offs
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Well at least I am reassured in the trollin' you received afterwards
No actual ill will, but I have friends who grew up Barner and then went to UGA, so I like to poke fun at them all the time.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I had on an orange Aub shirt on underneath the white "neutral-ish" game shirt
Wore it once game was fully in UGA hands. I wear shame well.
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Its just whatever the two lowest at large would happen to be
Which would probably be a 12 but could be a 13
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Even when it was only 64 teams
you would occasionally get an at-large with a 13 seed. If you have good enough low major teams that come out of one-bid conferences, they could seed them high enough to push the last at larges lower. Also, the committee often will push a team up or down one seed line to comply with scheduling requirements, or to avoid rematches or too many teams from one conference in one part of the bracket.
#TeamBCS
/Forever Alone
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Is this a thing?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I was about to suggest Virginia Tech
But it seems like all of their Sugar Bowl seats were taken away by Rutgers’ invisible fans
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
The only upside to West Virginia's win
is that none of Clemson’s fans had to see it because they weren’t there.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Who most want the BCS to stay as it is?
ACC fans or Big East fans?
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
not sure if we count as ACC or Big East...
… but eff the BCS worse than WVU eff’d Clemson
Wait, what was that whole brackety-thing that led to SNUD then?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
He's head of the BCS
And so acts like nothing but D1-A football exists.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Well, that's FCS. They aren't as high quality athletes. So their hits don't hurt as much.
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
In Pac-12, we DON'T DO hits!
Hits hurt student athletes! Beside, we need them to study hard and get good grades so we can be a better university.
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I got to see Washington try out their new "No Hit Football" against Baylor in the Alamo Bowl
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
/Washington tries Keith Price!
/it’s super effective!
/Baylor tries Robert Griffin III
/Washington counters with “Gentleman’s Favor”
/Washington linebackers refuse to hit RGIII
/Washington dies
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
He's not stupid
He’s just being Delany’s puppet (or a guy who’s afraid that he might lose his job soon(
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Petrilli is so laid back and mild-mannered, isn't he?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Hate to see them yeild on teh principal
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
what are the best way of coping with the realization that you can't stand the work you're expected to do?
i am so tired of having to read things that i feel are useless just because they can be used on an exam to show i’m well versed in a subject.
ugh why do i hate so many of all the things?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions
Preaching to the choir
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
/reads, laughs.
//goes back to book on 1990’s Japanese party politics
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Nick Petrilli summarizes:
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Drugs, alcohol, exercise, sex
I’m a lawyer!
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
So, now I am playing Civ V
And it’s hell of a game..it’s made so well, and so entertaining.
Just got through 2000 B.C. in my first game so far…damn you barbarians
Civ 2 is best Civ.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but that game kept crashing
and it seems like Civ V sort of made it easier for people to play the game (Played Civ III for about two hours; gave up because I had no idea what the fuck everything was, despite the fact that I loved playing Civ II)
by Bus Crasher on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
There's a patch for 64-bit. Just google it.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I say this as the worst basketball player ever
But if you’re at this level, how do you even screw up a free throw?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Shaquille O'Neal holding for you on line 2...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I can't make free throws to save my life,
but I don’t think I ever missed at least hitting the rim, or the back board
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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KOTOV.
Not sure if you’ve seen this, but it has evidence of avian intelligence, not to mention some sort of Slavic language going on. Plus it’s fucking awesome.
I saw that earlier today.
Corvids are frequently seen playing in snow. There’s another video from a British TV thing of ravens rolling in snow banks. Also, pretty sure that’s Russian.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever. All those languages with that funny alphabet are the same
/obvious trolling is obvious
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen plenty of birds play in dust or snow, but not so far as sledding on the lid of a jar.
As far as the language goes, I was guessing Russian, but every Slavic language sounds either Russian or Polish to me.
It's hard to hear, but it's russian
funny video
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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My computer is starting to chug, anyone care to abandon ship?
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/13/2705798/the-breakfast-of-champions-1-13-12
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http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/13/2705798/the-breakfast-of-champions-1-13-12
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