THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/13/2012
by Spencer Hall on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 AM EST
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PrintIT'S FRIDAY AND WE'RE SLEEP-DEPRIVED.
We have no idea what this is, but so happy Matt Ufford made it.That's a legitimately beautiful image right there, and should perhaps replace Colorado's state flag as the state's symbol.
HELLO RECRUITING. We wrote a thing at the mothership on recruiting, and included three suggestions for alternative unveiling strategies for recruits. The one we had to cut was "wear sunglasses, then unveil contact lenses with the symbols and letters of the teams on them," but that's still a perfectly good idea should a recruit want to just pick that up off the ground. It's just waiting for you there on the ground, there.
AND THAT IS WEIRD. A reduction of scholarships from 85 to 80 is going to be one of the recommendations from the NCAA working group, with a suggested start date of 2014 for the reduction. The reasons for this are cost-cutting, for the most part, and doesn't that make sense with a possible renegotiated tv deal for the BCS coming up! Don't ask Mark Emmert about any of this, because he's not making any sense for now or the foreseeable future.
EVERYONE IS LEAVING. Well, not everyone, but the LSU and Bama defections are significant, with one surprise in that group coming in the form of Rueben Randle leaving for the NFL. Ramgod is PLEASED, young Rueben, though LSU fans may have to take to Cajun Pot Roast consumption in their sadness at your departure.
STEPHEN IS SORRY. Garcia says he should have listened to his mentors at South Carolina, and is now trying to get in shape and ready for tryouts for the NFL. Best of luck, Andiambro.
ERIC LEGRAND RULES. On the way, big man.
HAHAHAHAH DRINK LESS BEER. We will say that one danger of drinking less beer and more wine, Paul? It's that wine is not filling, and thus goes down like water.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 AM EST reply actions 49 recs
I have to complain about the size.
It’s not big enough. Rec.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
That's what she said.
“She” being each of the 5 hookers.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 13, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
So *that’s what set him off.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Thujone. Man. Myth. Legend.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Greened
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Quick everyone
Go vote in the poll on the right side!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
It needed to be first.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Admit it. You wanted the guaranteed recs.
by softbatch on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're throwing around JC001 accusations
That’s heavy man.
/kicks at dirt
//walks dejectedly home
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
But think about how many hookers he'll be able to hire
With all those recs!
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
It needed to be at the top.
And I just got here. So, bravo!
by mnHorn on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wunnerful. Love the golf club (grip-end, no less) in the eye.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
not to get spidery
But Craig James “debated” last night. You will all be relieved to know that he is just as terrible in politics as he is calling football (except this time without his trusty sidekick Jesse to add flavor or Rece to make it all make sense). Below from the Austin American Statesman:
Ex-NFL star and broadcaster Craig James, a late entrant into the race, said his campaign will be driven by three core principles: "God is God. Family is family. And the Constitution is the Constitution. "
When asked how to cut the federal budget, James said the answer is simple.
“Just look to the Constitution, look to the playbook,” James said
Wow
That is, without a doubt, the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
4 Verts is the cure for all economic ills.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Doesn't succeed against a recession running a cover three with a weakside zone blitzer.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Jordan Jefferson assumed the Invisible Hand would make his pitch
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 13, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Reply fail, meant for craig james quote
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
CJ is confident the boosters will take care of balancing the budget for him.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"God is God. Family is family. And the Constitution is the Constitution. "
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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by Bry on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Craig James doesn't get it.
PROSTITUTION IS CHASTITY
MURDER IS KINDNESS
CORRUPTION IS HONESTY
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
SHEDS ARE PRISONS
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
I will pay cash money to the first person
that asks his position on the death penalty during a debate.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That would be the greatest troll ever
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Any Texas GOP candidate supports that.
The real troll would be to ask whether he thinks there are circumstances that justify imposing the death penalty for prostitution.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Make. This. Happen.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I was thinking more along the lines of
“Hey Craig, given that you’re the only one of the candidates in this election to actually have experienced the death penalty, what do you think?”
/not talking about actual death penalty
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
This is even better.
I think we should have an EDSBS meetup at the first Texas senatorial debate.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
There are no spiders when trolling Craig James.
Only justice.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
PROSTITUTES ARE HOOKERS WHEN THEY'RE DEAD
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamSleepDeprived
No, I don’t know why my dog woke up barking every 30 minutes from 0200 onward. I keep saying that having a terrier is like having a perma-toddler, and last night proved it.
When you find ALL. THE. COFFEE., Mr. Fearless Leader, please save some for me.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Another matchup down
Varsity Blues beats The Great White Hope 34-29. Last opening round matchup and first first round matchup later today.
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Both these movies are terrible, you should have picked something else
/ducks
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Thats what I said
I had never even heard of bloodsport before
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Trust me, if I had actually had an opportunity to see it
Warrior would be in before Bloodsport. But I didn’t. So whatever.
Also we had a JCVD quota.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Why are you still here!?!?
Weren’t you told to GTFO out for that, Van Pelt!?!?
Just kidding. But seriously, you should watch it. It’s classic 80s martial arts.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
JCVD trying to be American.
Greatest movie ever? Possibly.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Unacceptable.
Un. Acceptable.
Ku-mi-te! Ku-mi-te!
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
Varsity Blues is awful.
This is going to end with something like Happy Gilmore beating Raging Bull in the finals and I will have no faith in any of you ever again.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Oh come on, have more confidence in the commentariat than THAT.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
It's play in matches
Slow your roll
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
As an avid golfer and of the specific age group
that movie, albeit cinematically weak, is highly quotable and generally well received when quotes are used appropriately.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
In terms of golf movies
I still wish The Legend of Bagger Vance would have been filmed the way Steven Pressfield wrote it, instead of the weak-ass story it was given for the movie. I would have loved to have seen a movie that delved into the depths that book did.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Kill all the golfers....
But If I kill all the golfers they’ll lock me up and throw away the key
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
This is the most blanx thing ever said by not blanx.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Go-phers, not GOLF-ers
My loyal heart avows no other.
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by MikeLew on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It may be a period piece that you had to see when you were the right age at the right time.
The story is absolute crap but it’s filled with a lot of win.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I love Happy Gilmore.
I was in high school when it came out. I owned “They’re All Gonna Laugh At You” and I may even consider early ’90’s SNL better than the Radner/Belushi/Aykroyd vintage.
But fucking Raging Bull, man.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
This isn't close to Raging Bull
But just in terms of boxing movies, The Fighter is solid
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Does Raging Bull have Amy Adams?
I. Didn’t. Think. So.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously,
What the fuck is “Wimbledon”?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, fuck The Fighter
Warrior was better
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
The Fighter was very very good.
But Raging Bull is a top 5 movie of all time, regardless of Georgia.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Top 5 Movie of all time
WOAH HEY let’s slow down for a moment…
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Godfather....
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
No
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Good but fringe top 5.
I’ve never actually calculated my top 5, but I guarantee Raging Bull and Taxi Driver are both in there.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
My only "troll" top 5 pic would probably be Dr. Strangelove
Troll as in throwing one in there that’s great but generally not regarded as top 5
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
NEITHER OF THOSE IS TROLLING!
Two of the best movies ever made, period.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
What I mean is that you're putting those in there probably knowing that most of us would disagree
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't know that.
Honestly, most people on here tend to shy away from “traditional” consensus when it comes to pop culture, so these are the kinds of movies I would expect people here to have in their top fives.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
One Khan's top 5, English language division...
Godfather Part 2
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Big Lebowski
The Thin Red Line
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
I love Big Lebowski
but not sure if I can call it one of the top 5 movies ever made
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not even sure it's my favorite Coen Brothers' movie.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
What's better?
If you say No Country, I will hit you.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
O Brother....
and possibly Fargo
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Hived.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Oh, OK.
No problem with either of those.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Fargo.
O Brother Where Art Thou.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
...North Dakota?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Which reminds me
North by Northwest is very underrated and probably in my top 10 of all time
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
If we wanna do this right.
We should take some kind of consensus top 50 list (not IMDB’s though) and make everyone list their favorite 5 not on that list. It’s like when someone tells me their favorite book is The Great Gatsby. That doesn’t tell me anything about you as a person other than you don’t have complete shit taste in books.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
We can use AFI's list
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, look what's #4 on that list.
That movie most people wouldn’t consider a top 5 movie.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It takes place in MN.
Fargo is where Macy goes to hire the kidnappers. That’s the only time they spend in the scourge to the West.
Is it?
I know it starts in MN, but I thought the cabin itself was in North Dakota.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Takes place mostly in Brainerd.
Marge wouldn’t have jurisdiction to arrest anyone in ND.
The Gundersons live in the western suburbs of MPLS.
Was going to point this out but didn't think it was that important.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't a huge fan.
It was like Burn After Reading for me, except I didn’t laugh.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
A lot of the appeal of Fargo is how well the Coens worked everyday boring ass upper Midwest life into the story
If you’re not from here, I can see why a lot of the appeal would be lost.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yep. Fargo is a documentary.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Miller's Crossing?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Another fanfuckingtastic movie.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yais
This movie is massively and shamefully underrated.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
And also directly klepto'd from Dashiell Hammett, like Lebowski
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Number 2 for me
Few movies have so ably brought together Irish, Black Irish, Eye-talian, and Jewish gangsters.
Raising Arizona and Miller's Crossing as well as the others mentioned.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I like O Brother and Burn After Reading.
Flip a coin between Big Lebowski and No Country. Probably Big Lebowski.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
It's a fantastic noir detective movie, and one of the funniest comedies ever.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
This is a very good list.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The Thin Red Line
NO.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Was on AMC Tuesday night....
Stayed up ’til midnight watching it.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Better on stage.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Taking my own personal opinions out of it as much as possible, and just going by critics/popular opinion
1. Citizen Kane
2. Gone with the WInd
3. The Godfather
4. Lawrence of Arabia (which I would have in my own top 5)
5. Casablanca or Schindler’s List
Raging Bull might be top 10 though
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
My honest, personal top 5:
Schindler’s List
Gone With the Wind
Godfather Part 2
Casablanca
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Free at last!
I have always argued that Raiders is the perfect action flick.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
It was recently pointed out to me
That the character of Indy is entirely superfluous.
Even if he never exists, the Germans still get the ark, open it, and kill themselves.
And they may have even saved opening it for in front of the Nazi High command including Hitler, solving several problems.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Indy stops them from getting Marian's medallion
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Even though I recognize that Raiders of the Lost Ark is a better made movie
I actually enjoy the watching Last Crusade more
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Don't talk shit about Last Crusade
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Not shit.
But go back and see how they shit on Marcus and Sallah’s characters, and tell me it’s fucking better.
Free at last!
Well, the camels have to shit somewhere.
After all, they’re compensation for Sallah’s brother-in-law’s car.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Also, I'd have "The Graduate" and "Platoon" very near my top 5
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Platoon probably makes mine too.
Though I feel an important designation needs to be made between “favorite” and “best.” I’d have Shawshank Redemption in the former, but not the latter.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Last Crusade is overall a better movie than Raiders
however, Raiders for an action movie, introducing plots, hero’s, ingenuity, contacts etc… is truly an Ideal Action/Adventure movie
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Rear Window is the best thriller of all time
Period.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
I have to agree.....
Hitchcock was the master of the genre.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
GF made me watch that movie.
I really wasn’t all that impressed, to be honest.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Mrs MtnEer doesn't find Hitchcock movies impressive either...
But she has a bias against black and white cinematography.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
It wasn't the cinematography I didn't like.
I just didn’t really enjoy the movie. I can’t even really explain why. It was just boring, to me.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Its not a stupid pop-out-of-the-dark-with-a-knife type thriller like every single "scary" movie today
Its all psychological, and the scene where Perry Mason finally figures out what was going on and stares at Jimmy Stewart is the eeriest fucking thing Ive ever seen
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Plus
Grace Kelly was HAWT
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But not without viewing the awesomeness
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Not in my world....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
yup
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
don't you mean, Disturbia?!
/showsselfout
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
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The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
oh i know, i wanted to troll hard
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Do people search for "animated Disney cats showing disapproval gifs?"
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#TeamPart2isbetter
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Assman's right
Though Part II was better
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
LOL @ Rudy
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Rudy?
Rudy was a good movie, but top 5 movie ever made? Let’s be real
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Citizen Kane is the most overrated movie ever.
It’s very good, but it’s far from the consensus #1 every critic thinks it is.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It is not overrated.
The problem is that whats amazing about it isn’t anything the normal viewer really takes stock of.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
I think it gets so much respect because it was the first to do a lot of things
But I like Casablanca way better.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
SPOILER FOR EVERYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN CITIZEN KANE:
A rich old fart dies, and his last words are “Rosebud.” This is him pining for his poor, innocent childhood, and “Rosebud” was the name stamped on his toboggan, which was the only momento he ever had to remind him of that life. Nobody realizes that, however.
The rest of the movie everybody pissing and moaning trying to figure out what “Rosebud” meant, and a retrospective about what a douche the old fart was throughout his life.
Then they burn the toboggan with the trash without ever knowing what it really was. (DRAMATIC CLOSE-UP)
FIN
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
What does the crowd think of Rudy?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
SO GOOD
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
He was offsides.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Encino Man Auto-Rec
NO WEEZING THE JUICE!
by Llewelyn Moss on Jan 13, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Rudy?
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Personal Top 10
Vertigo
The Godfather (I/II combined effort)
The Sting
Ikiru
Paths of Glory
Casablanca
Citizen Kane
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Pulp Fiction
The Lord of the Rings (I/II combined effort)
Georgia?
That’s the most fucked up autocorrect ever. GENRE.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Georgia doesn't interfere with this assertion either
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Raging Bull was a great film period.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Im voting it to the championship
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/fires that fucking pigskin right at your face
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Trolling NDNation is every bit as fun as I thought it'd be...
http://www.ndnation.com/boards/index.php?cartier
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:19 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
My God!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's what makes it better.
You’re creating a caste system on a website devoted to idolizing caste-worship.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
I figure I should show the screen capture of the original post at least
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Why are you trolling on the internet, Van Pelt?
Did ESPN Radio take away your more convenient trolling vehicle?
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
I found your problem
You said You alls. No one talks like that. It’s either “Y’all’s opinion” or it’s “you’re opinion.” You alls is some weird half southern affectation that sounds forced.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Fake-ass Southern?
Damn, Assman, get your shit together.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
If anything is weird half southern, it's Maryland.
by softbatch on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I believe that far north the proper term is "Youzens"
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I thought Y'all would give it away
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh is there a way to read their board that isn't a pain in the ass?
It’s 1996 all over again…
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
You may not know this, but Brian VanGorder made a Japanese commercial several years back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqA84R0lYU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
AHHHHH that picture
MinoTebow
/shiver
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
My favorite is the centaur Tebowing.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 13 recs
goddammit internet
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
What if Tim Tebow was a succulent, juicy steak?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
What if the moon were made of ribs...?
by GatorGunner on Jan 13, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Pair it up with Mike Vick as spareribs in a turf and turf combo
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
tebowridingunicorn.jpg
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Rovell says Tebow should spend more time on Twitter.
Way more to learn than studying The Bible.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Elway is ready to euthanize that horse if it starts coming up lame.
My years of marching band made me an authority on football. Now I'm just another member of the Commentariat.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Eric Legrande, this MtnEer salutes you!
Get well, young gentleman, get well.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Sir, at the risk of being overly serious
A reduction of scholarships from 85 to 80 is going to be one of the recommendations from the NCAA working group, with a suggested start date of 2014 for the reduction. The reasons for this are cost-cutting, for the most part, and doesn’t that make sense with a possible renegotiated tv deal for the BCS coming up! Don’t ask Mark Emmert about any of this, because he’s not making any sense for now or the foreseeable future.
My guess is that the scholarship reduction is a rough justice way for programs to come out even on budget if the NCAA also approves the player stipends that have been discussed. The big six (or however many) conferences keep about 95% of the bowl money, and if you still want to pay lip service to the idea that small-ballers can compete in Division I-A, you can’t just saddle them with additional player costs and no realistic opportunity to recoup it.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Also
More players being spread out, which is a good thing. Means third string player at Bama can start somewhere like Virginia and maybe they won’t suck as bad.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
It will actually be fewer players
600 fewer across the FBS. I don’t know how many FCS schools have 85 scholarships for football, but if any do, then they’ll reduce their numbers as well. That also means that programs can cut 5 female scholarships as well*. So you’re looking at potentially 1200+ fewer student athletes.
*The big money schools probably won’t cut female programs, but schools that are operating in the red and only using their female sports because the government says they have to if they want to play football will reduce their scholarships on both sides.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Your missing my point
Better players will be more spread out in where they go.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
But his point is that fewer people will have the opportunity to become student athletes, which is a damn shame.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Not necessarily
Schools could use the savings to add scholarships to other sports or, in Maryland’s case, BRING BACK TRACK AND XC! Shifting funds out of football arguably increases the number of actual student-athletes on campus.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
There won't be savings
that’s why they’re cutting the scholarships. The NCAA wants to make 4 year scholarships a thing, plus the new proposed stipend (2,000 an athlete or something, I don’t really remember). The scholarship reduction is because schools can’t/won’t foot that bill at the current number of athletes. Instead of dividing Div 1 football again, the NCAA is stupidly reducing total scholarships.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
FCS are allowed 63 scholarships.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
/mdwm
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
A Duke/Kansas fan
That’s a more screwed up hybrid than whatever the hell a “Jayhawk” is
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Particularly if it's for football
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Wouldn't be here if I didn't love football
The only other team I can partially claim is the Gophers. Sometimes the big man upstairs deals you a bad hand.
Plausible, if they also intend to perpetuate the myth that small school football...
is just as important to them as football in the power conferences.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
They have to.
You can’t get to seven, eight, or more bowl-eligible teams in the power conferences without giving the mid- to bottom-tier teams in those leagues ample opportunities to play MAC and Sun Belt teams with a third or less of the resources available to them.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It's only a cost cutting measure for small schools
The big time programs will still spend just as much as they do now. The only difference is the value of those 5 scholarships will be rolled into the recruiting budget as it’ll be even more important not to “miss” on a recruit.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Look at all of the national championships in this picture
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
1/2?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Surley you Jest,
Peyton Manning had to have won at least one—-Oh, oh dear….
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
We've discussed this previously.
It’s why Luck will fit in so well with Manning. They have the same number of MNCs and Heisman Trophies…
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty sure Stanford could've beat Florida, though.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
They're standing next to Purdue.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
I can't stop staring at this picture
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
What's this a picture of?
Charles Woodson’s ass is blocking everything else.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Peyton Manning's massive forehead
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
I'll take Signifyers of the Late 90's for $400, Alex.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
is sleep deprivation the reason
for mixing NFL with college football on this site?
I thought this was a sin here at edsbs.
all is well, though. coming back from nawlins one is never the same.
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM EST reply actions
Did this a while back, but it's relevent again
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 AM EST reply actions 13 recs
one of my fav Futurama episodes...
“those are weeds jackass!” “hey i think i know who the new emperor is!”
How big of an arm does he have?
The Raiders may be interested.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Pryor and Andiambro on the same team?
They could keep the bars and tattoo shops in Oakland busy for years!
I'm pretty sure
Oakland tattoo parlors and bars have no problem staying afloat.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 13, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
/restofOaklandburns
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Four words for you.
Sebastian Janikowski, Life Coach.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It's too bad the Raiders fired Hue Jackson
He would have had someone in Garcia to drink Irish Coffee with.
Hue Jackson was so bad at his job that he made Mike Brown look like a genius
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Imagine that
A guy who was barely a NFL coach sucked as an NFL GM. And he seriously thought he would be given more power!
IVE GOT A NEW SITCOM IDEA!!!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
coming to the CBS line-up this fall...
TWO BROKE QB’S
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...
by Gamecock24 on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Two Guys and A Beer
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
...And a methamphetamines charge.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
How I Met My Parole Officer
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...
by Gamecock24 on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Two Girls, One Beer"?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
The only team that can handle Andiambro
has to be the RAHHHDAHS
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
Drafting him would be a fitting tribute to Al Davis
Particularly if they trade up to get him.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Start the hype machine - Dan Snyder can pair him with Grossman.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
/Signs DeSean Jackson for $Texas over 8 years
//DeSean Jackson combines for 300 yards and 2 touchdowns the rest of his career
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
/Gives Takeo Spikes a 5yr 60 million dollar deal
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
/Hires Kevin Steele for $3million a year
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
Hires Taco to be his GM
What? He made the Shiva Bowl…
by kadoogan on Jan 13, 2012 11:20 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, but he's a frittata!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Reggie White, Jeff George, Deon Sanders, Big Daddy Wilkerson, Brandon Lloyd, and Albert Haynesworth have no idea what you're talking about.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Adam Archuleta is whistling by himself in the corner of the room.
by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, yeah. He didn't want to be anywhere near a WR anyway.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 13, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As well he should
Tony Kornheiser had a great running radio bit where everything that went wrong in the District of Columbia — power outages, snow removal failures, traffic jams, etc. — was all Adam Archuleta’s fault.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Fred Smoot says hi...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Smoot was pretty good here for his first three years
Then again, we don’t have much of a pleasure boat industry along the Potomac.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Aaahhh, Brandon Lloyd
Doesn’t so shit with the Redskins, and as soon has he leaves, becomes instant superstar
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Ah, Daniel Snyder, truly you are a Cowboy fans' Dream Owner for the Redskins
I wonder, is the luminescence of your dumbassery visible from space?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Not a Snyder move
Trading Roy Helu, two first-round picks, and a third for Peyton Manning. THAT would be a Dan Snyder move.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/Reads "NFL guy ______" and "move" in same sentence.
//Immediately starts swearing and flashing middle fingers directly north.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The Raiders have like 3 draft picks this year thanks to the Palmer trade
That would be so Raiders if they drafted Garcia with one of those picks.
Who is the fastest, least- other skilled player coming out this year?
That will take their top pick
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
I could defenitely see them drafting Russell Shepard
Despite him only catching 17 passes this year. SPEED BABY!
He's no Darrius Heyward-Bey
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Ffty
That would be so Raiders if they traded those picks to then draft Garcia.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
I see them drafting some sort of speed player this year
Who no one had going that high. They’re due.
The new Ken Stabler
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, no rainbows for Tebow
Rainbows are for TEH GAYS.
Although there is something a little Broke-back-ish about that picture. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
The spiders...
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
/posts
/RUNS
//FAR AND FAST
///T-Rex’d anyways
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
T-Rex'd in a TomCat
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Calvin and Hobbes auto-rec.
You know, Bill Watterson went to…
/punched by at least twelve different members of the Commentariat
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Denison?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
an OSU?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
HISS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
That's revenge for my SE OH joke from a couple days ago, isn't it?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
DUDE. WTF with the Rainbow-bashing.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Bitch stole my plastic pecs
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Holgo's father?
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Descendant, actually
Far, far into the future…
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Do you really think that any of the Holgo Lineage are constrained by such silly things as Time & Space?
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Brother, maybe
Khan was frozen in suspended animation in 1996.
/huge nerd
I know very very little of Star Trek but yet knew this
//Accidentally watched Wrath of Kahn once
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Once?
At least 25 times here, including Opening night.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Well, yeah, but you're a Georgia Tech fan.
/grew up as a Star Trek fan
//making fun of others to deflect attention.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 13, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa there, sparky.
One does not have to be a Techie to be a Star Trek fan and to have seen Wrath of Khan at least 25 times in its entirety, with another 100 times in some partial form.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, did we have flying cars in 1996?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
'95 Nebraska vs '11 Alabama
I am going for ’95 Nebraska. WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU WHY:
The ‘95 Huskers O-Line and Defense were all juicing their nuts off! Thus, I don’t think Saban’s naturally aspirated lines would be able to overcome.
However, take the juice away and I would go for Alabama.
I was delaying the all time tournament until like fucking June
But y’all are enticing me to start it sooner.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
One tournament at a time
One tournament at a time
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
I thought Shapiro came in 2002?
but the 01 team probably had something else. There’s no such thing as a “clean program”.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
Juicing is sooooo fifteen years ago
Undetectable regimens of HGH are the new hotness.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Honestly how much performance enhancing drug use do you believe goes on these days?
I mean I know nowhere is like the 1980’s in Oklahoma but I bet it’s more prevalent at smaller schools than larger ones these days
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
WUT the F?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Tony Mandarich,
Worst GB draft pick ever. We only passed up Barry Sanders for him. No biggie
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The Curse iof the Cover struck yet again...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Turns out drafting guys that are 99% steroids is not a reliable strategy
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
But we'd just taken Brent Fumblewood the year before.
The guy I wanted out of that draft was Derrick Thomas. I had visions of him and Tim Harris getting 35 sacks a year between them.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Is this where I make sacrifices to the alter of Ron Wolf
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I am a charter member of Le Pacte de Loup.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A Brotherhood of the Wolf reference in the original French
Name me one other college football blog where that happens
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Is this where the French nerd points out the book was originally "wolves",
and so it should technically be spelled “Le Pacte des loups”?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
But the brotherhood of which I belong worships only one Wolf.
Hence the singular.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, yes, I wasn't saying you were wrong-
just that the movie fucked it up when they made it in English.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Why would you bet that?
The NCAA tests for steroids now, but like all testing regimes, it is imperfect. And there’s still a lot of stuff out there for which there are no good tests. I’m particularly confused by why you think it would be more common at smaller schools — those are the players who are least likely to have access to resources to obtain PEDs.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
PEDs aren't hard to obtain
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
I know that
By “resources” I meant “cash” — booster provided or otherwise.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
They're not that expensive.
Trust me, the D3 kids at my school can juice, so can someone at Southern Miss
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Just thinking of them trying to gain the advantage they may lack in rhabdo-inspiring strength programs
Also I think there would be more attention to the larger programs and historic PED users. I know NCAA tests for steriods but you brought up HGH
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Also Alabama's defense is pretty shitty against the option.
Even though Nebraska wasn’t running a whole lot of true triple. Also, Tommy Motherfucking Frazier.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
What about 99' FSU?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
LOLWUT?
/Jefferson runs into Upshaw behind line of scrimmage for the 10th time.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
I've already been over this.
Don’t blame the option for the fact that Jefferson is a really shitty QB and an even shittier option QB. GSU torched them with it.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Ahhh, yes.
What a beautiful stat line that was. 302 yards rushing against that defense.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
I don't think Bama cared about GSU
Also, Florida tried the option on Alabama too. It didn’t work. Then again, Florida didn’t work against anyone at anything anytime this year.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
The one or two times Driskel ran it, I think it worked ok
He broke a 40 something yard run, which against Alabama is equivalent to a 6,000 yard run
Imma hang up and listen
You are making a serious mistake
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Oh look, there's Aragorn behind him.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
oh shit you're right
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
I knew he was in Witness, but had forgotten about it until this picture was posted.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Mr. COB.
COB is Chief of the Boat.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
What if Randall was the Chief of the Boat?
Then he could be Mr. Cobb, COB
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No, son, he'd just be COB
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Major Major Major Major
has something to say about names and titles.
/Knows a Chief Slaughter, who was once an NCO and was actually Sergeant Slaughter at one point.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
And replying to myself...
Catch 22 is so fucking overrated as a book. I hated that shit.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
I feel like a complete idiot.
I knew he was Chief of the Boat, but had always thought he was named Cobb too.
Free at last!
If you are Chief of the Boat...
Your name is COB, unless they want to use your first name, Chief.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
8mm
Get Shorty – Bear
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
True fucking Romance
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
The Mexican
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Based on the title...don't you mean "Pronto"?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At Rutgers?
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
1993 was his breakout year
He was also in Money for Nothing that year.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And Gudonov's in there somewhere, probably driving a horse and wagon standing up
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Best evil henchman ever...next to Oddjob
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Go Bama, Roll Tide, now can we get in the f'n boat, it's rainin' out here.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
No you can't get in the boat
because Hans Zimmer knocked the score for that scene out of the fucking park.
Free at last!
That one does have a pretty memorable score.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
You're confusing an actual option offense
with some broke-dick ghetto option now and then as a part of a generally mediocre offense. A real option team has a good chance against that type of defense.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Nebraska 95' was probably a more complete team
hell I think the 2009 Alabama team would probably stack up better against 95 Nebraska
but it doesn’t really matter either way
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
2001 Miami is the best college football team I've ever seen, including 95 Nebraska
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
yea I was about to say but I though it would be counter productive to the argument
the 5 bes BCS era teams are
01 Miami above everyone else
08 Florida
09 Alabama
05 Texas
04 USC
any order you feel like
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Just because I still have PTSD from that team, I'd rank 2004 USC number two, but that's probably only because I didn't watch nearly as much of the other teams on your list
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
04 USC was loaded
but a lot of people have iffy feelings about the team
I saw them play – when Bush and Leinart were in college they were unstoppable
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
the thing about 04-05 USC's offense
was that pretty much everyone was good enough to be an NFL backup. No one was better than that, but no one was worse than that either.
'99 Seminoles strongly disagree.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ohio State 2002 was LOADED with NFL draft picks and talented guys.
I’d put them above any team that lost a game during the season, too.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Isn't he like inventing the Human Genome now?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
I'd take this Bama team over 09.
09 was undefeated of course, but they didn’t just dominate week in, week out like this team did.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
You had Mark AND Trent
Mark Barron – Upshaw-Don’ta-Rolo-TCody-Dareus
Amazing offensive line and I’ll take GMac over chest tat
though, once again, this is all hypothetical debate
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
oh and a person you might know
JJJJJUUUUUULLLLLIIIIOOOOOO
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I'd give 09 the nod on WR and ST.
QB is close. McElroy struggled through the middle of the season. Had higher highs and lower lows that the tattooed one. RB is close; 2011 Trent > Ingram, 2009 Trent > Lacey. Can 09 really claim HIghtower? 2011 has bigger, badder versions of 2009 starters Barron, Chapman, B. Jones, Vlachos and Upshaw.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
When McElroy was bad, he was reallllllyyyy bad
Like in the title game, when he couldn’t hit ocean from the beach.
Wasn't he hurt for the title game?
I remember thinking Saban was protecting him at all costs.
Free at last!
yea but what he did to Florida
which to me was the real title game that year
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
ESS EEE CEE DOMINANCE
PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
haha that Florida team was just better than the Texas team
I mean look at that 2009 Florida roster and compare it with 2009 Texas
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Because clearly all you have to do is compare rosters.
Signed,
2002 tOSU
2005 Texas
2008 Florida
etc.
Free at last!
well it doesn't matter in the end
we’re all making educated guesses about teams that didn’t play each other
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
The best NFL player of 2002 tOSU would have to be Chirs Gamble, I would think
Did Nick Mangold start back then?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Will Smith don't need to cuss to make Pro Bowls at DE.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Mangold wasn't the starter, but he played at least half of the snaps and all of the most important ones.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
He played in the title game.
But he didn’t start, except when they went to a jumbo line
My loyal heart avows no other.
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obligatory hand wanking motion
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I think there's a clear line of great BCS winners and not-so-great teams
the five you listed, plus 99 Noles plus 2010 Auburn, who could play defense when they wanted to and had the best athlete in the history of sports (Sorry Vick!), round out what I would consider as the “great” BCS winners. I think other than 01 Miami probably winning against everyone, there’s not a lot of separation between the 7.
11 Bama almost jumps in, but they were defense only.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Best Athlete?
What brand of paint are you fucking huffing?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The kind that makes Jim Brown disappear
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sorry
But if we’re talking pure “athlete” it’s Bo fucking Jackson
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
obligatory agreement
dammit
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
He's definitely in the discussion
As is Deion Sanders
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boom, FSU rec engaged
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 13, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have to kindly ask you to remove that rec, sir
Lest someone mistake that I give one flying fuck about the ’Noles
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Michael Phelps says, "Wha?"
So, too does Roy Jones, Jr. And possibly Herschel Walker.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
I will rec this every day of the week.
And twice on football Saturday. Cam had one of the best single years of any college football player. But Bo was an unfuckingbelievable athlete.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
The old guy here gives a shout-out for Jesse Owens.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
well if we're going to do any sport
we have to say MJ is near the top of the list
and hell what about Pele?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
This is athletes, Pele is good but he wasn't an "athlete"
Zidane would be a better choice for that
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Jim Thorpe,
Babe Zaharias
1.1 Athletic achievements
1.1.1 AAU champion
1.1.2 Post-Olympics
1.1.3 Golf
1.2 Against the men
1.3 Last years
2 Cultural impact
2.1 Contemporary impressions
2.2 Modern-day
2.3 Babe Zaharias Golf Course
2.4 In the media
3 Amateur wins
4 Professional wins
4.1 LPGA Tour wins (41)
4.2 Other wins
5 Major championships
5.1 Wins (10)
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Verified
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Harold Reynolds is still wondering where the fuck that ball came from
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Of course, this was after striking out.
Still the best athlete I’ve seen though.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Bo FTW
By the way, I love your Randolph Scott (Blazing Saddles) reference in the sig. I recently got into Randolph’s old flicks. He is my favorite thing Georgia Tech’s football programs has ever produced.
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Alexander Karelin
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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Rulon Gardner chants "Over-rated".
/He really doesn’t. Karelin was a freak.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Rulon over Karelin
may be my single favorite instance of the “any given day” part of sports that we love so much.
Free at last!
Bo knows sports.
And is the GOAT if you’re talking pure athleticism. Jim Thorpe and Neon Deion in his prime deserve some mention. Maybe Herschel Walker too.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
The Goat?
What do Vargo and his Bloody Mummers have to do with this.
/Song of Ice and Fire’d
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Where's that .gif ACS likes to use of the guy looking quizically at his computer screen?
I am that guy right now.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I would probably agree with you
if that Miami team had a better QB. Massive talent everywhere, except at the QB position. Huskers were kinda strong there.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
'95 Nebraska would jackroll '11 co-champion Alabama.
’11 co-champion Okie Lite would have a better chance. ’11 co-champion LSU would have about an equal chance.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Not if Jefferson played like he did on Monday
would LSU have a equal chance against that 95 Neb D.
Actually, of the BCS era champs, I would probably say 05 Longhorns would give Neb lots of trouble, mobile qb, and well, its fucking Texas.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Announcing a school decision
First person to commit to Colorado by riding Ralphie and singing the Guy On A Buffalo theme wins
Sposed to be SEC
This recruit would immediately become my favorite player of all time.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Incorrect.
Nobody who commits to Colorado wins.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Aggies have been cross-breeding themselves with sheep for years
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
With it being so cold everywhere
Y’all need to remember the five magic words: first, you make a roux.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 13, 2012 10:55 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
not as easy as it sounds cajun man
though yes
tis the season for cooking some crazy shit
the ATVS roux guide helped out a lot btw
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
and just because Spencer gave it to us, Imma usin' it...
Fuck Clemson!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
YAIS
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
At least this one has a watermark, so we know who the recs belong to for real here.
(I am just giving you shit, Nick.)
/sobs in dark room
//drinks Pepsi 10 while eating Skyline chili
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
With a side of mayo
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder if LSUFreek does these the way I did this one
I couldn’t figure out an easy way to get my watermark on each frame without copying the mark, moving it behind each frame of the .gif, and then merging them. So what I did was create everything in my video editor, save it as an avi, and then turn the avi into an animated gif.
Fast and simple.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
I assume everyone has seen Aunt Stabby's article
regarding the end of the season. Thems purtty words.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
link please.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Here you go.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
That's great.
It’s the first thing I’ve read of hers on SI that was more personal and intimate and representative of the good writing I saw her do here. Usually her pieces there are more like reports. I hope they let her write more like this in the future.
With a bonus comment from her Aunt
What does one call Aunt Stabby’s Aunt?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Hello friends, does anyone know a quick and reliable cure of The Plague?
I seem to have it.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 AM EST reply actions
Bleedings
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Running down the road yelling "The End is coming"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Have you been in recent contact with a prarie dog colony in New Mexico?
We’ll need to isolate the vector.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Leeches
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Somebody bring me the latest in lead-based pharmacology.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, the silly ways we tried to prevent the spread of illness when we thought miasmas were real
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Consume two vials of quicksilver per day, my good man!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
I was referring specifically to the bird masks
People had figured out that plague spreads just by being in the same room as the sick, so they assumed it must be in the air. They also noticed that sick people tend to smell weird. Combine that with the fact that they thought plague was the work of the devil and you have the idea that “evil spirits” travel in foul smelling clouds called “miasmas.” So the doctors wore the bird masks with the beaks stuffed with good smelling stuff that the evil couldn’t get through.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
tl:dr
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
JK
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Aye, leaches!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Say now!...Who's the Barber here?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Self-flaggelation
Also, you may not want to drink out of wells located near a sizeable Jewish ghetto.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
fight fire with...........
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Jan 13, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Centaur? We prefer Camaros
and Members Only jackets.
by jagvocate on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 AM EST reply actions 13 recs
Chizik already has that sweet AU leather bomber jacket
Saw this picture show up in someone’s signature on AUC.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Good god, they look like they should be running from Starsky & Hutch.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 13, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
I'd say T.J. Hooker, actually.
Their threads aren’t fly enough for Starsky and Hutch.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Chizik doesn't actually have that mustache...
but he would be a cooler if he did.
/McConaughey’d
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
From TheAuburner...
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
What are two members of Blue Oyster Cult doing on Auburn's coaching staff?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Teaching the residents of Alabama not to fear the repear?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I really like the idea of a re-pear.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know how that happened, but I like it
We could use it to describe a woman who’s weight fluctuates wildly.
Did you see Oprah the other day? Man she has really re-pear’d
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Not so related but when ever my ex was having her "lady issues"....
I would call them power surges.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 AM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
The last time I checked, we didn't have many plays that featured the cowbell!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IVE GOTTA FEVAH...AND THE ONLY PERSCRIPTION IS MORE ZONE D
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Jesus I suck at the photoshop
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Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I could see the road if it weren't for that meddling giant head.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, Mr. LeGrand. You're an inspiration. That word gets tossed around all too lightly in the world of sports
Tim Tebow “inspires” his teammates, for example. There are very few in the world that have experienced the highs and lows that life has dropped in your lap. Yet you continue to not only push forward, but you do so without letting the slightest bit of self doubt show through. You refuse to, at least publicly, display a “woe is me” attitude.
I am a 36 year old man who likes to complain about little, meaningless, petty bullshit. I want to tell you that you are more of man than I’ll ever be. I have no doubt you’ll continue pushing forward. I know it feels like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, but take some small comfort in knowing that the entirety of college football fans, parents, and anyone that has heard your story is behind you every metaphorical, and, eventually, literal step of the way.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 13, 2012 11:16 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Wait, you're 36?
I thought for sure you were in your 40s.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 13, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Born at the tail end of 1975. I'm a restless soul, so I bounced around a lot giving me a wide array of life experiences
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I wonder who's the oldest member on edsbs?
I picture crabapplebuck closing in on 50.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Both of our regular eers are in their mid to late 50s
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I just turned 58
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
might have a winner.
on the flip side, I think petrel is youngest
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Dude, Specter JUST turned 21
Come on. Also our resident Romanian expert is younger than me by a week.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I guess being the only person who cares about Romania
is more distinctive than bird pictures.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Well, what would you rather be known as?
Historian of Romania or bird watcher?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take Romania. Even though most of my research is technically Moldova
But let’s combine the two! Romania’s national bird, the Great White Pelican:
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Im clearly the best looking member of the commentariat
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I've been told its easy to get lost in my eyes.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
By "eyes" do you really mean "Labyrinth I keep the hookers in"?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Rec'd
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Will always rec Atticus
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Your father's passing
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 13, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Best scene in a great movie
One of the best.
Related
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
War Damn LeGrand.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Mornin', Folks! It's Friday! Just mah monkey doing pushups...
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:23 AM EST reply actions
By the way, I am the best fucking criminal defense attorney on the planet.
I won a trial yesterday, battery and disorderly conduct, where my critical witness other than my client stated on the stand that everything she initially told the police was true (our defense was predicated upon her saying it wasn’t), and a social worker testified that my client had confessed to her. I destroyed her on cross, and demolished the cops in closing. I feel as if any room i enter should darken before I walk in, a solitary spotlight should flash upon the entrance, and, over the rising strains of “Sirius” by the Alan Parsons Project, an announcer should yell, “And now, from Florida State University, at Six Foot One, Bob Genghis Khaaaaaan!” only, with my real name.
Yes, yesterday was a good day, and I am going to get righteously drunk later on today.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:23 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
"Later on"?
What’s the hold-up?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
$210,000, hell no, she threw up in her mask. $6 big ones
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Fucking 4:15 bond hearing, and I want to get paid, so I have some billing to do.
I figure my first galss of Basil Hayden’s on the rocks should be hitting my throat somewhere around 5:11, CST.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
You billing someone for that son? Like the Distillery?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Question for the Commentariat:
Mrs. lhb98 insisted on adding the NBC “The Firm” to the DVR.
Am I justified in deleting it “accidentally”?
Free at last!
This man has the nut of it.
Depending upon Mrs. lhb98’s tolerance for jokes at her expense, watch it with her, while cracking upon it MST3K-style.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Funny you should bring that up
as I slept on the couch for laughing when my 6 year old asked 36 year-old Mrs. lhb98 “Mommy are you too old to have a baby in your tummy?”
Free at last!
I guess the answer to that question is, "No," then.
Anyway, I meant to say too that you should both drink so that you can both mock it.
I don't even want to think about that.
I’m assuming it’s based on the shitty fucking movie ending (because no one can expect the majority of people in the US who have heard of The Firm to have actually read the book).
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
You should get so drunk you commit battery and disorderly conduct
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No, I want to follow my client's righteous example, and be an innocent.
/Giggles like Lo-Pan when he inserts the needle into his finger and bleeds.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Big Trouble in Little China rec
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't think Mangino's gonna stop....!
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He must've eaten Chile
Not the pepper. The country.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
Did you do a fist-pump on the way out, or a crotch chop at the prosecutor? Or just the subtle glare?
Made it out the door before jumping into the air and pumping my fist.
After acquittal, my client thanked the judge. Judge said, “I just preside over these things. If you want to thank someone, thank the guy who did all of the hard work on your behalf,” while pointing at me. It was cool.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Chicago Bulls rec
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
wait, you mean to tell me in addition to it being friday,
I have free hockey tickets, its one dollar beer and hotdogs before faceoff, AND someone brought cupcakes in few their birthday??
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 13, 2012 11:24 AM EST reply actions
I had to look at that for a bit before I figured out how it was done.
Then I saw the changes in the sheets and realized it’s just pictures taken after jumps and then put together stop-motion style to make a film. That’re pretty dang funny, right there.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
I need an old pried and a young priest
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Not really on your topic but ...
I once had a boss who thought he was being nice when he brought in sheet cake on Fridays when people were being displaced. It was the strangest thing seeing people come in the office, see the cake in the conference room and go check to see if their name was on it.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Vaughn thinks that is better than a red card in the locker
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
who doesn't like cake?
http://www.funnycakepics.com/thumbs/Your_Fired_Cake_s.jpg
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Jan 13, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
The cake is a lie.
Oh wait… no it’s not.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Fired by
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Akron's previous coach
says HAI
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
hi Mike, are ya busy?
Well, I’m at a recruit’s house thats heavily considering college station
Mr. Sherman, about that…
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Better than a Burn Notice being handed out by your mother...
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Archer rec
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Where's my f'n broom
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
This looks like a Children's Valentine note
That on the back would say “You’re the golden snitch of my heart”
Or something
by ItsComplicated on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
You've reversed the "Petrificus Totalus" on my heart...
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
you performed "Wingardium Levosiar" on my soul...
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
SumBitch...you made my day
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
This one was posted a while back, but still a good one...
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I have no idea what's going on here.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I'm trying to figure out if that's a kid in feety pajama's
Or an adult
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Turns out accusing someone of attending Louisville is illegal and can get you disbarred
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
AS IT SHOULD BE
Thankfully, truth is a defense (now), so it’s not wrong for me to mention that Louisville lost to a woeful Providence team 90-59.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bawwww! Sad Cardinal = REC!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
All he needs to do now is somehow lose to BU
and he will have lost to all of his former schools.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 13, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Funniest thing I've heard today
Groupon: Food stamps for the middle class.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Goupon
how to IPO by giving other people’s money away.
We lose money on every transaction, but we make up for it with volume.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
Actually, Groupon makes money
It’s the businesses that use Groupon that get fucked
hence the 'other people's money'
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
As a consumer, fucks yeah I like it.
Besides, 50% of the time I would never bother with a place if they didn’t use.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
That's the whole point
It’s basically pissing away money at the businesses that offer the groupons because the margins after the groupon is used are negative and most people do not return again.
AKA it's not viable long-term because businesses will finally wise up
and stop running the deep discounts
I disagree.
if you are a new business, you goal is just to get people in the door. If people don’t come back, well, its probably a problem with the product.
So its not long term because businesses “wise up”, its because business establish a customer base and not longer need to spend/discount on their product.
Same reason business spend crazy ad $$ on new products. (for the most part) Then they mature and products become cash cows. For instance, when is the last “Skittles” commercial you’ve seen?
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Hel-loh.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
But if you only get people in the door by offering a monster discount, it will influence how they value your services.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
It's not new businesses using groupon necessarily
Additionally, if the typical demographic that uses groupon is extremely unlikely to return – then it is still a god damn waste of time
The general observation with groupon is that the type of people who use groupons are most likely there ONLY because of the discount, at best you might get a 1% return rate.
If you are a small business, you can’t afford that sort of a practice – especially because Groupon takes an additional cut. In reality, after you do the 50% discount and Groupon takes their piece off, you are talking about a return of 25 cents on every dollar of marketing.
If your typical margin is 25% (just a number pulled out of my ass for ease of calculation), you would need every single customer to return 3 times in order to wind up at a net marketing loss of zero. Generally speaking, the most successful Groupon programs manage customer retention of around 30-40% due to coupon shopping and natural non-retention (Groupon itself only predicts around a 22% retention rate) – so take a guess at how many times every grouponer would need to return in order to net out your cost to zero?
That also doesn’t consider the number of your existing customers who see the groupon coupon and utilize it rather than pay the full price they would ordinarily pay. If even 25% of the retained customers were your existing customers, then you’ve seriously fucked up your bottom-line.
FWIW, some cases related to groupon about it:
http://www.ecommerceanalyticsblog.com/2011/03/17/customer-acquisition-analytics-a-groupon-case-study/
http://lightspandigital.com/blog/the-real-cost-of-groupon-and-what-it-means-to-your-marketing-planning/
1% was a bit of an exaggeration that I forgot to remove
the ‘average’ return rate is 19-22%
Retention rate on the low end is probably going to be 5-12% however
Don't take this the wrong way, but
please shut up. I don’t want retailers to get wise. I get to take my girlfriend to some great restaurants for cheap because of Groupon. I would still go without the discounts, but not as often. I, and many similarly situated individuals, come of looking like great guys. Viva Groupon!
Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"
I understand your perspective
but you should also realize how that can dick over the restaurants you are going to and ultimately cause more of them to fail if they are already operating on a thin margin.
On the plus side for your side, most restaurant folk don’t do math exceptionally well so they probably wouldn’t think to properly calculate the opportunity cost involved and therefore over-estimate the returns to the discounts.
This is from that "Goldman Sachs Elevator" Twitter handle, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Si.
Some funny lines on there.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Is anybody else's intrazweb acting up?
Is EDSBS taking up ALL THE BANDWIDTH in the Universe or something?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM EST reply actions
Damn, now "Craig James Killed 5 hookers" won't show up at all on google instant
At least for me
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Fucking Google got bitched at
Hooker still shows up.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
This is shit.
Google starts censoring the truth just because Craig James is a pussy?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Well now, Van Pelt works with the man
So maybe he knows something we don’t…
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Rick Santorum is very interested in this.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Paaawwwwl
Just cause he’s runnin’ fer Sen-u-tor, don’t mean he can start messing with my Google button mashin’.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 12:03 PM EST reply actions
Misty Mountain Hop is my favorite Led Zeppelin song
That is all.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
You spelled "When the Levee Breaks" wrong.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Appropriate for the day Winter rolled into the Southland
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a big fan of the B-side of that single
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
So is Craig James
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, Kashmir and Stairway to Heaven were the only acceptable answers here.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Mudshark?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Zeppelin fight?
Zeppelin fight.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Stairway is for Zeppelin for people who aren't all that familiar with Zeppelin.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, it's good stuff, don't get me wrong.
But there’s just so much better stuff out there. John Bonham personally encouraged me to both start and eventually stop playing drums.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like "Touch of Grey"
for the non-Deadheads
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not a huge fan of Stairway to Heaven myself
/pushes up hipster glasses
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
I had the above 45RPM, so didn't have to wait for the box set to hear 'Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?'
Not really. But is there really such thing as Zeppelin fan hipsterism? They seem mutually exclusive somehow.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Enjoying Led Zeppelin even though it's mainstream is as hipster as it gets
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
And seeing all the youngsters who love Led Zep....
makes that void in my chest cavitate.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
I bought the Zeppelin CD box sets 1 AND 2 with paper route money.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
"Paper route"?
What is this strange foreign concept of which you speak
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
It's kinda sad to think that I was among the last generation of kids to have a paper route.
And I’m not even THAT old!
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
You're going to have to stop using such antiquated jargon as "newspaper" and "paper route"
/still reads WSJ and NYT on print
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Jonas, precision of language please!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
/ still has four dailies delivered to the house
// is a fossil
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Then, you're right up my alley...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
My brain might explode from the meta in that statement.
I was a stoned 14 year old Zeppelin freak, denim jacket all patched up with Zeppelin, etc. By the time I got to college I couldn’t stand listening to them anymore, and now pushing 40 I remember how freaking brilliant they could be.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
GET OUT OF MY MIND!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
The weirdest part for me
Is that now Plant is covering indie rock bands that I like. My brain did, in fact, explode when I heard him cover Low.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 13, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
I think Mike Damone can settle this...
“When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV”
/Fast Times’d
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/Rat plays side two of Kashmir, totally fucks up an easy score with Stacy.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Cameron Crowe had to know, didn't he?
I always assumed one of two things:
A) Rat fucked it up, or B) it wasn’t down to making out quite yet, since they were on the way to the German restaurant. I suppose C) director’s ignorance is possible, but I always gave him the benefit of the doubt.
Thought far, far too much about Fast Times? Yes, yes, I have.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Also, licensing fees
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I always chalked it up to Rat being kind of a fuckup.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
I present for the commetariat's approval:
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The Reverend Billy C. Wirtz!
Can’t open the link now (damn meetings) but will later.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Wirtz 'til it hurts!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Rev Billy C. used to perform several times a summer around Charleston....
Mostly at Three Sheets To The Wind on Isle of Palms, and hung out with us after shows.
My favorite tune from those days was Mennonite Surf Party
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
The UT fan does not prefer Monte?
What is this?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Mainly because
DASH RIP ROCK IS AWESOME, nothing against Monte.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, that sucks.
My ears were hurting when he was hitting some seriously off-notes there at the beginning.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking A.
Understandable mistake, being only 3 tracks apart on the record.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
I'd urge you to go listen to How Many More Times, then, as clearly, you've never heard it before.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How Many More Times is my favorite
edging out Bring It On Home.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 13, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
A solid choice.....
Mine is Ramble On
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
...."lookin' for my Street Corner Girl"....
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I have to go with Over The Hills And Far Away
It came on the radio the other day when I was in the car and when the full band kicked in I almost wrecked because I was air drumming so hard.
by Danger Cart on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
I love the bridge in that song
But the drums on Misty Mountain man….
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Great, now I'm youtubing live clips of every song mentioned here
Adios productivity
by Danger Cart on Jan 13, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
You had some to begin with?
On Friday???
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Good point
I need to be productive today but being at a concert ’til 1am last night pretty much killed any chance of that
by Danger Cart on Jan 13, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
I did that yesterday with looking up SRV songs.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Personally got to go with
Tangerine. This song never gets the love it deserves.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ~ Winston Churchill
Living reflections of a dream....
I was her lover, she was my queen
and now a thousand years between
Another solid choice.
The main point here is that there is NO wrong answer to “What is you favorite Led Zepplin song?”
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
The Crunge disputes your final point.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I doubt either would ever make it to anyone's list of favorites, so your point is moot....
But if they did, who are we to dispute what anyone considers a favorite?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
It's not that bad of a song.
I can understand The Crunge being hated, though I don’t hate it THAT much, but the D’yer Mak’er hate sorta mystifies me.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Achilles' Last Stand for me, but I know I'm in the minority.
I still contend that it is a tragically under appreciated song.
A close second/third to How Many More Times and Dazed and Confused.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
It is an absolutely magnificent song. I'd strongly consider any argument that it is the best work Bonzo ever did.
Bonzo awesomeness usually perfectly correlates with Zeppelin awesomeness in my book.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think any of them would really disagree with you on that.
They pretty much just looked at each other and said “Welp.” when Bonham died. Page and Plant got most of the spotlight but the rhythm section is what made Zeppelin so great. Bonham is one of the top 3 rock drummers of all time, and JPJ is a musical genius.
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The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Mine is probably Over the Hills and Far Away.
All My Love, When the Levee Breaks and Dazed and Confused are all way up there though.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Nice track, I'm torn between Tangerine, Going to California and Immigrant Song
Really depends on my mood. I’m so fickle.
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by CashvilleNole on Jan 13, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Gallows Pole
Closely followed by Travelling Riverside Blues
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
How Many More Times
….find a version of it from an early gig….Plant comes into the song with a note and duration of said note that I thought was a human imossibility.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 13, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Paging Old South: Your fanbase riled up my fanbase
The reaction thread
http://www.syracusefan.com/threads/uk-fans-talk-su.14120/
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Kentucky, the Yankees, The Panthers, and the Pistons may be the most random collection of rooting interests Ive ever seen
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
It's like he knew 3/4ths of the way in he was being a bandwagoner
So he just threw in a random team to cut the douche edge
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Depending on when he hopped on the Pistons they may have actually been good.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
From Spencer's twitter...
@edsbs
edsbs
We may have the first legit score int he Fulmer Cup. fitsnews.com/2012/01/13/usc… #GOCOCKS
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Criminal justice major?
Oh, the irony. South Carolina first out of the gate even with Garcia’s departure
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
OH PLEASE LET'S GET IT STARTED
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Not so much a first blood as
Absentmindedly wiping your nose and coming away with stained fingers.
Still, the CJ irony might be worth a bonus point. 2 pointer?
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
To know the thug...one has to think like a thug...get inside his skin and crawl around for a while.
//goodbyehorses
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
FURK.
/goes to Five Points for lunch
Stupidity should be painful.
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by wrecking_ball on Jan 13, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Urbz is done, but is this a good thing?
Meyer announced one additional hire: himself. As he has in the past, Meyer confirmed that he will be in charge of special teams.
I can’t really recall Florida Special teams being all crazy kick ass.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 13, 2012 12:24 PM EST reply actions
former #25 Brandon James says 'whut?'
/Tennessee just gave up another return
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
They made like 80 or 90% of their fake punts
announcers made a big deal out of FSU stopping them in his last game in Tallahassee.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Don't see that maneuver much in the B1G - could be fun.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Uh-Oh - look like tOSU's Dominic Clarke grabbed hisself a DUI.
Paging “zero tolerance” speech shall be tested.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 13, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I did
Awesome.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, re: Sansa being a bigger dumbass in the series than the books
In the books, Sansa plays a huge role in letting Cersei know that Eddard is sending the girls back North and deposing Joffrey. As in, once she’s told, she runs to Cersei in tears because she is afraid she won’t get to be Joffrey’s wife.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
But hey, why would you feel the need to post a FUCKING SPOILER ALERT when you do a giant fucking spoiler?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ordinarily I would agree, but the book came out close to 15 years ago.
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 13, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough. i retract my irkedness.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Anything from Season 1 is fair game.
Anything upcoming is not. Book being out 15 years is irrelevant, as some of us are up to our eyeballs in reading for school and can’t spend the time to catch up. Don’t be a dick and ruin the show for us.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
This-
And, having read all the books already, it’s cool to see other people wrapping their minds around what exactly is going on.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have a feeling that towards the end, a LOT of stuff is going to come out of left field for TV viewers...
that book readers will have some substantial foreshadowing of.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Well, my general understanding is that it's 1 season for each book,
but yeah, I can see that building upon itself, until a “wait, where did that come from” happens on a major issue.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And that's okay, and gives those who have read the books a nice feeling of "hey, we knew that was coming"
But my point is that the book coming out 15 years ago is no excuse for ruining the show for those of us watching the show. This is all being talked about because the show is on HBO, and because season 2 is coming up. Saying “oh but the book has been out 15 years” ignores that the whole relevancy of the discussion is tied up in the show. Season 1 ended 7 months ago, as Nick pointed out, and if you are interested but haven’t watched it in that time, that’s your fault. That’s completely different from those of us eagerly awaiting Season 2, but without the time to read massive books to catch up. If someone wants to discuss what happens in book 5 or whatever, they are more than free to post a fanshot with the title “George R.R. Martin Book Discussion DO NOT ENTER IF JUST WATCHING THE SERIES” and I will stay out. That gives me enough warning. Posting what happens in book 6 here in a random thread hits me out of the blue and screws everything up. And spare me the “oh but I didn’t tell you what happened in the coming season.” Yes, you did—if Character A is doing something in Book 6, they’re obviously not going to die off in Book 2, and I may be able to deduce other things. Bottom line—don’t be a dick. Some of us want to enjoy the show. I get that you’re excited and a fan of the books. Don’t ruin that excitement for me.
(General “you”, not Mike…you get it, obviously)
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, fuck that bitch.
I fucking hate Sansa. It wasn’t until mid-book four where I would get to a Sansa chapter and I wouldn’t grit my teeth.
In other news, The Dugout, which hasn't updated since around Halloween, seems not to be loading for me...
Please tell me this isn’t the end, B, Jon Bois, and Nick?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 1:22 PM EST reply actions
Man I know they've been slowing down a lot, but P-Boi and the Dugout were probably two of the best humor sites out there.
P-Boi slowed down a lot too, but I’d still read some archives every so often. It’s a shame if they’re done.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
How are you accessing their site?
B’s been keeping the Dugout going at With Leather, but I suspect they’ve mostly closed up shop for the baseball offseason.
jc001's backup account. Me on Twitter
I've been checking With Leather, and there hasn't been an update since just past Halloween
I can access the archives now (they had the WL stuff linked at P-Boi which is how I usually accessed it), but still no updates.
Hope it is just a slow offseason, but they usually do more during the off season.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Brandon seems to be spending a lot of time on WWE related writing, so I'm guessing it's taken a back seat until there's actual baseball again
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hopefully that's true.
And at least Jon writes for SB too.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 13, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Horsefucker Elway should be wearing THIS shirt.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 13, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions
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