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We're working on a massive recruiting piece for tomorrow, but don't let this day go by without noting the departure of Clemson defensive coordinator Kevin Steele. There is a famous saying that coaches "hate the Air Raid because coaches hate an offense that is very good at getting other coaches fired," but this is unfair. Revise it to this: "bad defensive coaches or coaches where it's simply not working out hate the Air Raid, because if you are on a bad streak, that streak will hit is inexorable and sudden low point in the form of a seventy point, job-killing hemorrhage to a better Air Raid team."

Visual evidence of this follows.

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Steele was definitely not quite right at Clemson, for whatever reason, and it showed down the stretch as the Tigers dragged into the barn with a ninth place finish in total defense in the ACC. The Tigers' defense allowed more than 28 points eight times in 14 games, including 45 points to Maryland. That's THE Gary Crowton, relieved of his duties after this season for being awfully Gary Crowtonish about how he did things at Maryland.

This is disturbing enough on its own, but include this from Shakin' the Southland, and the divorce is probably best for all concerned.

We have heard several disturbing things about Steele's possible psychological breakdown during the Orange Bowl game. Multiple sources have said that he was calling plays from his days with the Panthers, which aren't in the Clemson playbook, and as such the players were totally confused. It reportedly happened during the Auburn game as well. I do not know if that is true, and frankly think it a bit farfetched, but I do know that Steele has a reputation for being a nervous wreck on gamedays.

Most of the time we hear about something this insane we can laugh, but if this was really the case, then you almost have to feel sorry for him. Um, we mean HAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT THE COACH. Yes, that is exactly what we mean.

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by AParker on Jan 12, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

You got it, boss.

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 12, 2012 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck Clemson

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by Winfield Featherston on Jan 12, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

We will continue fucking Clemson until it bores us

Spoiler: it won’t. Ever.

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by MagnaCarterGT on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

All I can say is

YABADABADOO!!

OMG I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!

by 8ballin on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

GL to Coach Steele

D was miserable against everyone not VT. But I thank him for guiding the D that allowed 13 combined points in two meetings with the Hokies.

The rest was hot garbage, though.

Formerly never_go_full_dabo

by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you for that utility....

and I mean that most sincerely.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

I'd like to get our schedule settled also.....

But what I’m hearing from the alumni grapevine is that we’re wanting to reschedule to another year instead of ditching the series all together.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You should be able to handle TCU next year

And if you start off 0-2, so be it

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

/buys out of 9/8 visit to FSU due to "scheduling conflicts"

//moves JMU game to 9/8 to get extra week to prepare for TCU

by Ardbeg on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You keep forgetting....

Adds TWO conference games to schedule.
And would like to keep Pitt on as an OOC.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Marshall, last year of the Friends of Coal Bowl and Maryland

Both are currently scheduled as Home games. If we did get Pitt as an OOC, it would have to be Away, since they came to M-Town this year. FSU as an Away this year is a squeeze.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Maryland and Marshall are gimmes

You definately should beat Pitt, so having FSU instead of a 1AA school will actually be good for you. You dont need 4 relative cupcakes nonconference.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The pay-out from the FedEx Field game equals what we would get from a Home game

So, sorry. FSU is not in our best interest next year.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This reminds of 1993 when, a year after joining the ACC,

FSU decided it had to drop one of its road games at Kansas, Notre Dame, and Florida (plus home against Miami OOC) to avoid six road games.

Actually, that’s not what happened.

by Ardbeg on Jan 12, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this was just miscommunication and hyperbole

What Steele was really saying on the sidelines was “Jesus! Where the FUCK is Julius Peppers when you need him?”

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by DevilGrad on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

And this is the man that Georgia Southern AD Sam Baker wanted to replace Tim Stowers with instead of Paul Johnson.

And was only convinced otherwise by Erk Russell. The same AD who then scrapped the option when he hired VanGorder, who promptly shit on the entire program and left after a year. The same AD who less than a year removed from the triple option decided to hire Chris Hatcher (both of these were single-interview hires, NO ONE ELSE considered) to run an Air-Raid style offense at a school with no athletes for that offense. The same AD who said he didn’t understand the APR process, and that’s why GSU was at the very bottom of the SOCON, in spite of every other AD in the country having no problems with it. The same AD who made GSU miss out on a home playoff game last year (2010) because he failed at following instructions on the bidding process and said the instructions were vague (when they’re clearly NOT vague, and AGAIN, when EVERY OTHER AD IN THE COUNTRY HAD NO FUCKING PROBLEM UNDERSTANDING THE INSTRUCTIONS). Somehow, this AD is still employed at GSU after over 15 years of PURE. FUCKING. FAIL.

In short, FUCK SAM BAKER. Kevin Steele is who you wanted as our head coach back then!? You’re a bigger fucking moron than I had even imagined (and, as you can see above, I can imagine him being quite the fucking moron).

I apologize for the random, only partially on topic rant. But it just came boiling up when seeing all this.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I have no idea what went wrong in that game...aside from the obvious "everything."

Defense shit itself. Last 2 years it has actually been our strong point. About midway through the 3rd quarter, the Clemson fans left in the stadium were just laughing because at some point it gets depressing. Past that depressing point, it just gets hilariously funny. I remember when we got that interception jumping up and yelling, “The momentum is ours! We’ve got this!” and all the donor section was cheering with me.

A season of some really high highs and even lower lows.

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

+1

There are nights when I think that Sal Paradise was right.

We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.

by JoeT63 on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hold Steady auto rec.

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by Gamecock'n'Balls on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

?

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 12, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Here's the thing, Harry Turtledove rights revisionist history

We know the “Field of the Impaled” happened. Now instead of it being a relatively quick, albeit, painful death, it’s possible that 20,000 people had a pike shoved in their ass to the point that it came out their mouth and they had to stay their screaming in pain for days.

Reality will always find a way to trump fiction.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i gotcha

Assman1 just mentioned ‘ALIENS WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS’ & that particular series had just that.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 12, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't cal things obtained from History channel "reality"

Some of it is good and accurate but you would hope that the viewer wouldn’t have to sift through the BS when the channel is called “History”.

Discovery tends to be better… least in terms of documentaries and such. Though, Discovery is responsible for all of these weird reality shows.

sorry /rant

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

History International...keep the flame alive!

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It's called H2, now. I fear the dumbing down has begun

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn there being too many syllables for the average person watching the History Channel.

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

CSPAN 9

Try living in DC. You can hold whole conversations using nothing but acronyms.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm an engineer in a government job. We do this anyway.

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF, LoC FUBAR'd THOMAS

That is an actual sentence that makes some sense. Though I don’t think it’s ever happened. The techs at LoC are pretty talented.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Excuse me, sir

But seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the PC on the QT? Because if it leaks to the VC, then he might end up MIA, and we’ll all be put on KP.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I can't believe I'm the first to rec such a great quote from Good Morning, Vietnam.

But, it appears that I am

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I got one for you...

That program that models the human body that you refer to…ever think of how they did that? Saw a show about it once, years ago. Apparently they had a death row inmate (Texas) that donated his body to the project after his execution. Healthy guy that died by electrocution leaves a body and organs in pretty good condition. So what they did was freeze his body in a block of something or other and then use a superfine saw to cut away the block millimeter by millimeter, taking pictures of what was revealed after each pass of the saw.

As for my vote for most horrifying: BodyWorks.

by Phocion on Jan 12, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

In related news...only 1 month and 2 days till Valentine's Day

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Meh.

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a Smoke.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, Body Works

Last I heard that there was some debate over where the bodies were coming from (hint: Chinese prisons)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

"Hey, why do all these models have epicanthic folds? And ligature marks?"

/escorted out of building

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by Whohah on Jan 12, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/Vlad invites Michigan foootball boosters to giant banquet

//ACS serves as doorman.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 12, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay Romania!

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to getting old.

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by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the question is, "Why isn't there Ke$ha everywhere else?"

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Tuscaloosa gains a roof

Auburn loses one. Balance continues.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 12, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

win-win

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks everybody!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Fine work.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!!

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Unrelated

just spotted this pic.
“Hey buddy let me help you with that, LOL”

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Jan 12, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

Yes. On the UCLA player.

“Illegal face to the hands”, they said.

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 12, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I can feel the knowledge of Japanese history litterally leaching out of my body

as I sit here and listen to this art history professor try to talk about the political situation in 16th century Japan and fail miserably. How the hell did this guy get past Japanese history 101, much less get a PhD? Jesus I thought the Army was easy to hide incompetence in…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

Academics

Like the military, without the discipline

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It's absolutely amazing the sheer amount of wrong information this man has said, and we're only 30 min into class.

Not obscure stuff either, but like completely mangling who even fought at THE SINGLE MOST EPOCHAL BATTLE IN JAPANESE HISTORY, and in discussing castles, using an English word descended from 12th century French to describe the Keep of a castle (“donjon”) and saying it’s a Japanese word. Funny, that’s new to me.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. He completely flubbed it.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a leg up on this guy.

TOYOTOMI HIDEYOSHI DIED IN 1598. TOKUGAWA IEYASU WAS HIS SUBORDINATE. SO NO, TOKUGAWA IEYASU DID NOT DEFEAT TOYOTOMI HIDEYOSHI AT SEKIGAHARA IN 1600.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

?

?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You may not ever check this since I'm responding so late

but he’s making a Bloodsport reference. When JCVD registers for the tournament and the guy says “Tanaka? You no look like Tanaka.”

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

And of course, you're correcting his mistakes for the class as he goes...

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

DonJon-San?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 12, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

SEE! This is why you need to publish! RIGHT NOW! Get ON IT!

/there’s a lot of money in publishing 16th century Japanese battle analyses, right?

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 12, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm only not jumping up to the front of the class to beat him

because I’m complaining about him on the Samurai Archives board. Seriously, I get that he’s an art guy, but how do you mess this stuff up? HOW?!?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS IS BASIC LEVEL STUFF AN ANIME GEEK SHOULD KNOW

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Right now, castles (architecture)

Inuyama, Himeji….heck, we could teach this class out of our own vacation pictures.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

is this as basic a screw-up

as saying William the Conqueror won the battle of Agincourt against King Canute?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 12, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just silly. Everyone knows it was against Robin Hood while Richard was away in the Holy Land.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Seriously, this is stuff you can get from watching historical anime with dancing soldiers

LIKE THIS (NOT LA BAMBA)

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

/watched 30 seconds of that

//begs for La Bamba

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know you could do Tai-Chi to music that vaguely sounds like Foxy Shazam turning Japanese.

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Billy Banks sees dollar signs

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy came over to Kosovo when I was there.

For his age, he is fucking insanely in shape. Also supposedly asked the doctors for a prescription for certain meds I’m not sure of what they were, but probably aid in him staying in that shape.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS ILLUSTRATES MY POINT

that even people who learn their history THAT WAY would not get this wrong.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Good thing they lived on an island...

and the Chinese scrapped their navy for centuries.

by Phocion on Jan 12, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Char Aznoble take part in that battle?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Chances are

KG is the first guy that he has taught in years to know he is wrong.

Besides, he’s an art guy…getting the history correct is secondary, at best, to this guy’s POV.

by Phocion on Jan 12, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Worst part

it’s a lecture hall class, so if I raise my hand and tell him he’s an idiot, everyone else is just thinking “shut up so we’re not here after class ends”

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Confront him after class or bitch to the department

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

A good friend is doing his MA in art history and has him as an advisor

so I’m going to talk to him first and ask what the deal is. I don’t want to be “that guy” on the first day of class, but criminy

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

"Nijo Castle was built in 1625, and was where Tokugawa Ieyasu stayed when he was in Kyoto"

NEAT TRICK, JACKASS, CONSIDERING IEYASU DIED IN 1615

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/grinds teeth

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets splinters in gums

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have been in similar situation

Raised my hand and proceeded because all those other people you are concerned, however mildly, aren’t going to be people whose names you will ever bother to learn.

I transfered and my last semester or two ended up taking 100 level classes because the Admin would recognize credit from another university. Needless to say, considering all the lost credit hours, I sat in classes where I had significantly more credit hours to my name than the TA teaching the course. Had a pretty good relationship with one in particular and he use to teach the class for 45 minutes and then finish the final 5 by asking me if there was anything he thought should have been included. That helped ease my workload in his class.

So, approaching him in the right way could smooth your way to an easy “A”.

by Phocion on Jan 12, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's why I'll talk to my friend first.

My biggest concern is that if I write my paper on something, and he’s this ignorant on the facts, that I’ll be “wrong” even though I’m not. I’d have to hurt him.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Footnotes, Citations, and massive bibliography

Have enough of them and you probably get an “A” on that fact alone.

by Phocion on Jan 12, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering he has yet to put up a picture I haven't seen in person

I think I’ll be okay. But yes, I cite everything. And I mean everything.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, first picture of a place we haven't been.

Because the public isn’t admitted…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAA AND NOW HE'S SHOWING THE HOSOKAWA MANSION

IN KUMAMOTO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

AND NOW NATSUME SOSEKI'S HOME

ALSO IN KUMAMOTO

I’m wondering if he is raiding our hard drive.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Travis gonna get it!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

She's on to something

1) Write textbook
2) Change font every year for new editions
3) ???
4) Profit

by Phocion on Jan 12, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

fixed.

1) Write textbook
2) Change font every year for new editions
3) Steal Underpants
4) Profit

by UGATank on Jan 12, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Steal Underpants? Whaaa?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah okay.

thought it was a panty vending machine joke

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Please please PLEASE tell me that you have panty vending machines where you live.

I have an inherent need to know that those actually exist.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You

Don’t think they exist?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Not where I live now.

But yes, I’ve seen them in existence. And they are frightening.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

What would you say is more frightening?

Buying panties out a vending machine? Or buying a tuna sandwich out of one?
Discuss.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Panties, because of the reason they are purchased.

It ain’t to wear them.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That depends on how many rows apart they are in the machine.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Such a good episode.

Also Bryan Cranston is going to be in this seasons finale.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Burt Reynolds will be in this season

As one of Mallory’s many male interests.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

She's a computer projection.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Only seen very briefly in about two episodes.

The show is nuts, all around. There’s no real sense of timeline on when it takes place (constant references to the Soviet Union, yet lots of anachronistic technology and references), and just about anything Krieger (the guy driving the van) does is strange, impossible mad-scientist type stuff.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

And he may be a clone of Hitler

I get the feeling that it’s supposed to be modern day, but that Mallory is so out of touch she still calls the Russians “Soviets”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Others refer to them as Soviets, too, I think.

Plus there’s the constant references to the KGB, which doesn’t exist (with that name) anymore. I think I read someone that the show is purposefully like that, though. It actually is made so that there is no clear idea of what timeline it’s set in.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's supposed to be a mix of eras.

Cold War intrigue plus modern technology with a few throwbacks (a lot of the cars look older).

by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Just has other names elsewhere...

What’s that line Verbal utters about the devil?

by Phocion on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew it still existed, but with a different name.

My point was simply in the context of both “Soviet Union” and “KGB” used together during the show to emphasize what Mango Stasi was saying.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Belarus is a great place in general. So.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The creators acutally answered this I think

They said they’re intentionally not giving it a time period because they want to be able to pull stuff from the cold-war spy shtick as well as from modern stuff as well.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/writes 10 page paper on the social meaning of contrasting animation styles

//gets put on academic panel with Alli and her paper on porn laws

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

holy shit snacks

/enters the Danger Zone

You ever seen a grown man naked?

by ClarenceOveur on Jan 12, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU HAVE AN OCELOT?

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by AParker on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess today he is like Jaime Lee Curtis?

…..Blue Steele?

tip your waitress and oh…try the veal.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 12, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

Google fail: Chrome is now translating my page from English to English.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

South Carolina

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Then it's Southern English to English.

Notice the lack of “y’alls” and PAAAAWWWWLLLLLs in the text.

by Narrow Right on Jan 12, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hawaii...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

howzit, brah?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 12, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

pono pono bruddah

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG Seether and Bush touring together

…in support of Nickelback…goddamnit

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

I hate Nickelback, but the way the drummer of the Black Keys bitched about them in that interview just rubbed me the wrong way

I guess that makes me a hypocrite because I bitch about their popularity all the time.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It's very unprofessional for other bands to criticize another band's popularity

However, it’s our job as internet dwellers to hate EVERYONE’s popularity.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I could care less about their popularity.

It’s their quality that’s the problem. The good news is that music is so factional these days that you can mostly ignore them, no matter how popular they are. Detroit halftime shows notwithstanding.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That too

They don’t warrant it. If they would’ve stuck with their older sound, I could see it. Some of their old stuff has serious metal riffs and very original lyrics. But now…it’s all the same and now they’re being marketed as pop

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the gist of his complaint

That because Rock music is so fractured now the only way to become the “biggest band in rock” is to make mass marketable music and that’s how Nickelback became so popular.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This doesn't have a whole lot to do with it but except perception

but one guy on Rock on the Range boards was saying how he would not go to the two day festival if Rage Against the Machine got anywhere close to it. Because they aren’t popular enough and they aren’t rock. Seriously, don’t throw opinions around and generalize them to everyone just because you don’t like them

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Rage Against the Machine isn't rock, now?

When did that happen

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. He says it's all distortion and a guy talking

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So, he doesn't think Lou Reed is rock either?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

So is Neil Young

‘Cause that guy sure as fuck can’t sing.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 12, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Neil Young has a "gravelly" voice

That said, I will hear no slander of him

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I *like* Neil Young.

Hell, I even like Tom Waits. But neither of them can fucking sing.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 12, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

"Gravelly"?

I can think of a lot of adjectives for Neil Young’s adenoidal whining, but “gravelly” isnt’ one of them.

Unless he’s changed A LOT in the past decade or so.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, going over my Neil Young assortment of Spotify

I like his more “rock” songs better than his singer-songwriter stuff, so maybe I’m letting the guitar affect my impression of his voice. Going over his acoustic stuff, I see what you mean.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I would go with "nasally" more than anything else.

But I too will hear no slander of him.

And if you like his rock stuff best, I hope you have seen this.

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by Gator Cub on Jan 12, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought his version of "Whip My Hair" was some of his finest work

I’m not a Jimmy Fallon fan at all, but he hit this one out of the park.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 12, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is sort of what bugs me about them

Their songs all sound very similar. They’re using a refined formula is the way it looks. But they’ve become a huge success. Everclear did the same thing and occasionally made some good stuff…but they never made it big. Boo

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

A friend of mine posted on FB earlier

about how amazingly awesome some Coldplay song was. This person may not be my friend much longer.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm watching my friend's spotify feed

Avenged Sevenfold, Katy Perry, Queens of the Stoneage, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Disturbed and on like that. Just weird

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like you're the winner in that exchange.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Last night I posted a video of Stevie Ray Vaughan covering Voodoo Child

He responded by saying something about the scene that song was in for the movie Under Siege and how awesome that scene was. I was sad for him.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet that's the second unmanly thing he's done today.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Meaningless regular season victories while falling just short of the title...

would be a step up for her career.

/had to…you left it right there for me.

by Phocion on Jan 12, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have the strangest boner right now.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Decisions, decisions. Watch our basketball game tonight or Star Wars: The Original Republic?

Laymen terms: watch bouncing balls or play with my lightsaber.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

"watch bouncing balls or play with my lightsaber."

PHRASING!!!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that had to have been intentional.

right?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

It was definitely intentional...that time.

A friend from college visited me over the holidays, and she likes a lot of the same video games I do. I’d talked with her about the new Star Wars game before and she told me she wanted to see it. Well, when she gets here, I haven’t seen her in 6 months and am excited to see her and am all “oooh, wanna see my lightsaber?” She said that if I had a real one, that pickup line would have worked.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, watching our bouncyball game.

I can honestly say this is my first sports watching experience since the South Florida massacre. Let the healing begin. BEAT THE EAGLES!

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone here ever been to archibald's in tuscaloosa?

is it takeout?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

3 stools in the shack..

so it is takeout.
Unless you go out to the nephew’s place on Rice Mine Road. Ribs and sauce are the same. has a few more items on the menu.

by Finebaum's Call Screener on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

What do youy recommend?

there are 6 of us, I’m about to go pick up foods for us.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

everything I've heard says this is better.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Can haz report after supper?

Next time I’m passing through Tuscaloosa I need to give it a try.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 12, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

you absolutely must. Yes.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Just picked up some pulled pork from there yesterday. Don't let the size of the place scare ya.

Oh, and don’t let them know you are from up north. It will be perceived as a weakness, and they will kill you, man!!!

by ding ding ding on Jan 12, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I ain't no yankee

I go to school in Ohio but I’m from southwest VA.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

*South Side

Sorry to nitpick

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by wahoocrew on Jan 12, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S AWESOME

And yeah, you can get it to go.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Rational to Nick apparently means "praising Syracuse basketball"

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Syracuse is obviously very, very good this year

But proclaiming any team “unbeatable” half way through the season is pretty irrational

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I read the article, proclaiming this the "deepest Syracuse team ever"

and saying things like this after half a year is irrational.

Right now, the only team that could beat Syracuse is Syracuse. Sure, on any given night a team can come up flat. There are so many talented contributors, it is hard to believe all 10 will have the same bad night.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

it's certainly the deepest team I remember

though pre-1992 my knowledge of Orange basketball is only through myth and legend. JB actually playing more than 7 guys against Big East teams (outside of walk-ons in garbage time) is really strange.

by drothgery on Jan 12, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

*snicker*

Said the peasant to the Queen.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I know shit all about basketball

But I do know you guys barely edged a Stanford team that could be charitably be described as “middling”, with a dash of “gritty” in Madison Square Garden. That doesn’t seem to be a great omen, but maybe things have improved since then?

"Sports don't build character, they reveal it."

by Leland's Axe on Jan 12, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

when your worst game is a close win against a middling, gritty team

you don’t really have a lot to complain about. I mean, normally we’ll have lost to a team nowhere near as good as we are by now.

by drothgery on Jan 12, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm hoping for St. John's to pull some of their Big East magic this year.

Beat the best teams. Lose to the worst.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo Steve Lavin!

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep

So far Syracuse is the best team in the country, but unbeatable and/or the best Syracuse team ever? That’s just nuts. The Big East being what it is, nothing is a sure thing.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/Counts days to 21 Jaunuary

//SOON

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by saxattack29 on Jan 12, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, ESPN has a double-header tonight featuring the top 2 defenses in college basketball

Challenge: watch both games without blowing your brains out

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by wahoocrew on Jan 12, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

The IU-Minnesota game might be interesting and entertaining

By interesting I mean it will be a close hard fought game…
BY entertaining…well…I was lying. Think either team scores more than 50?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.

Doc Sat calls Russel Wilson’s decision to declare for the dratf “my honeymoon with Weinke”

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

oh wait

because he’s training with him. I thought it was a baseball-football type thing going on.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

We must make them uncomfortable.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

Badgers are draining everything. They can’t get into their horrible offense because they’re making too many shots.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats, and Happy Anniversary!

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

'grats! I'm sure the beer helped get you at least half of those 32 years. ;)

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what my dad says about my parents' 30 years. Keeping the maternal parental unit liquored up helps her tolerate him.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say this applies more on my side of the equation

I won’t say Mrs. with a beer is high-maintenance, because she’s not. But she’s a horsewoman since birth, which places me 2nd, and she fits this definition of “best friend”:

“A good friend will loan you an umbrella when it’s raining. Your BEST friend will steal your umbrella and yell ‘RUN, BITCH!’”

or words to that effect i saw in a post here, somewhere.

It’s been an interesting 32 years.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's to many more.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations

My third is in a few months.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 12, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

I am drinking a Rogue Dead Guy Ale in your honor.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy anniversary, bro.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, brah!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Good mid-major game on the U

James Madison trailing VCU by only 4 points at the start of the second half

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by wahoocrew on Jan 12, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Go VCU!

/pure homer reasons

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a cousin who went to VCU, so I'm in agreement.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, my great grandmother went to JMU when it was Virginia State Teachers College.

But I gotta go with more recent history.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine's even less connected than that.

VCU’s head coach and I went to the same school

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Wisconsin now has 17 points?

THERE’S STILL 13 MINUTES IN THE FIRST HALF! WHAT THE FUCK?

Also when did Robbie Hummel stop being good.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

When his knee died twice.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Also...

this is face-meltingly bad.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, God, at home?

I know Madison’s a tough place to play…but I would not expect this to happen anywhere else.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

They're shooting 90%

We’re shooting 15%.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I do like that one...

Wasn’t that an important TD in that guy’s personal career?

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You did.

But it’s worth another look.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I can honestly say I was really excited when this happened. I was just hoping for less of embarrassment at this point.

But this was also the point past utterly depressing to where our own demise was absolutely hilarious.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I just wish I could've gotten the drunj after that game.

Unfortunately there was no way. I had gotten too much of the drunj the night before on bourbon and a single cosmo (don’t ask). Though I still don’t comprehend how bartenders there don’t know what bourbon is.

One girl asked me, “What kind do you like.”
I reply, “Well, what do you have?”
Girl, “Uhhhhhhh….”
I had a sad.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost. My hotel tiki bar on the beach.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I love his dejected look at the touchdown

He’s pretty aware he’s only barely salvaging the worst shitshow in Clempson history

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dear God...

make a shot. Any shot.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

/shot

//clang
///thud

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Jan 12, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Points!

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

And double digits!

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

GUYS

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 12, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

I shouldn't be surprised.

But I didn’t expect them to be quite so up-front about it.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

This makes me happy!

Didn’t like the guy in college. But now, he’s the best of doing things that everyone says you can’t + troller extraordinaire.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, pretty much. But this goes to show the difference (at least in my own personal mind) between college and NFLAIDS.

College — Tebow? Ugh, not again.
NFLAIDS — yay! Go Tebow go!

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's splitting the field as much in the pros as he was in college.

I expect a run on OMG TEBOW SUX articles once the Broncos get bounced.

On a semi-related note, where is he on the Favre Overcoverage Scale? 0.6?

by Chris Pendley on Jan 12, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

On a scale from 1 to Favre, he's a Polamalu.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Has he managed to win over John Elway yet?

That seems like the big opinion thats been hanging around

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking at Elways face last game, it looks like it.

Although, that may have been more about winning a playoff game.

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by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

Have to imagine Elway still wants a “true” qb for Denver

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's annoying as shit.

Oh well. It’s not like I watch Sportscenter anymore anyway.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that he's having success running a non-traditional offense

since diversity of style always makes things more interesting. On the other hand, ESPN’s obscenely excessive coverage almost makes me want him to fail just so they’ll shut the fuck up about him.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 12, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

So Brian Scottenheimer might be coming to Bama?

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by 82-0 on Jan 12, 2012 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

About to hunker down and watch So Dak St vs USD

Say what you will about SD, this is a pretty serious rivalry. Lots of bad blood.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone from DC around?

Looking for places to get actual andouille sausage. My current attempt to procure has been found wanting.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 12, 2012 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

Eastern Market had it the last time I was there...

North Carolina and 7th are the cross streets, I believe

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah. Perfect.

The fish market here has outstanding red snapper, if anyone’s gone that route.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 12, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad to be of service...

I love markets like that- reminded me a bit of the West Side Market in Cleveland

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, there's a weekly place in Dupont Circle that I've been getting a lot of stuff from.

The bison from there is fantastic (including the sausages). I just have ridiculously high standards for andouille.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 12, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Somewhat unrelated to these issues:

Where should I look for good BBQ in DC? I’m a bit of a pan-barbecueist, but I’m a big fan of pork ribs and tangy tomato based sauce.

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by theologator on Jan 12, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Red, Hot, and Blue

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by wahoocrew on Jan 12, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ehhhhhh.

Um, when I find one I’ll let you know.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Hill Country BBQ in Penn Quarter is pretty good

I know some Down South barbecue hipster will now come on and trash it — and it’s not as good as eating the stuff in native habitat — but it’s pretty darn good. One huge plus is that they “import” sausages from Kreuz Market.

If you’re more adventurous, take a drive down into PG County or St. Marys County once the weather gets nice and look for one of the roadside stands along Indian Head Highway or Route 5. I know people who swear by those.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

What's your opinion

On that Texas BBQ place by the Verizon Center? Something seems odd about it, but some of the NC ppl I work with love it

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by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we're talking about the same place

Hill Country is about three blocks south of the Verizon Center on 7th Street, NW. Again, it’s never going to top your best BBQ experience in North Carolina or Texas or [INSERT FAVORITE SOUTHERN STATE], but as an attempt to bring that experience to a major East Coast city, it’s pretty damn good.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Harris Teeter and Whole Foods both have it.

They’re made in store I believe and I was happy with the Harris Teeter – the Whole Foods was uncooked I believe and so didn’t take kindly to slicing. Harris Teeter also has Tony Chachere’s – it might be my new favorite place in the world.

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by theologator on Jan 12, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Farmer's markets are good bets.

Trader Joe’s usually has some, Whole Paycheck usually does as well. Kroger has some chicken andouille, if that helps.

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by gth863x on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Wiscy-Purdue 34-22 at the half?

That’s got to be some sort of Big10 offensive record!

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

Not everybody can be in the powerhouse conference of the SEC...

where mighty Auburn fell to UK 68-53.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that when LSU played at Bama, the Bama fans gave a standing ovation when LSU crossed halfcourt for the first time.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh cmon

My joke was more the Big 10’s reputation for slower, half-court style offense that likes to take more off the shot clock than try and push the tempo.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Got t'd up earlier.

He’s very complacent now.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

God

Hummel is so fucking bad right now

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

Announcer trying to explain it away

“Oh, well the rest of the team isn’t all All-Americans like it used to be, so it’s everyones fault but Robbie’s.”

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not aggressive enough.

He’s all to happy to try a pull up jumper instead of beat on people low. That’s everyone’s problem on this team, especially when we get a lead. For whatever reason, we’ll stop driving.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Woohoo! Up by 7 on BC

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Hey now, we're having a down bball year so far. 2-0 in the ACC would help with confidence going forward.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

So I just started the first episode of Downton Abbey.

I’m excited.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Been interested in this

Let me know what you think. Are you watching it on Netflix? Hulu?

by Wes Tex on Jan 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Netflix.

So far, so good.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The British soap opera set in the Victorian era?

Women are weird

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't heard about this show. But with that description I'm intrigued.

/checks man card at the door

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOA WHOA WHOA....an American version?!

……….why?

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this possible?

Regardless, it still has to be better than American Top Gear.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

But....not nearly as cool without titles and complicated estate laws!

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

estate laws?

lawyer porn?

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's actually the opposite of lawyer porn.

But it’s sort of schadenfreude watching other people have to deal with it.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Favorite moment of the show so far:

“What is a week-end?” asked in complete seriousness by Maggie Smith.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Does my love for the Wire make up for it?

I’m basically watching it because everyone on earth can’t stop talking about it and I wonder what the fuss is.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right I had it confused with something else on the time lines, now that I know which one it is, it's definitely a soap operapera-ish to me
Much of the focus is on the need for a male heir to the Grantham estate, and the troubled love life of Lady Mary as she attempts to find a suitable husband. The device that sets the drama in motion is the entail that accompanies the (fictional) Earldom of Grantham, which endows both title and estate exclusively to heirs male. This is complicated as the estate had been in near financial ruin, and was only saved when the present Earl, then the heir apparent, married a rich American heiress.

There’s also talk of marrying cousins and surprise heirs. If it were Spanish instead of British it’d be mocked relentlessly

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it wouldn't

It’s not a soap opera, it’s like calling The Wire a fucking procedural.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The Wire is a police procedural

It’s just an incredibly well done police procedural. The focus of the Wire is how the Baltimore PD does their jobs.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm on record as saying The Wire is one of, if not the greatest TV shows of all time

I watched all of it in its initial run and I own the DVDs, but it’s still a cop show.

Defining something with its genre is not a statement on its quality.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Except it's not a procedural

That’s taking a very, very broad stroke approach to genre, and misapplied if you want to go by the definition.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Curiosity, not snark:

How would you define a police procedural? Because The Wire, to me, is one- it’s based on how the Baltimore cops are certainly a, if not the, main focus of the show.

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

To me a procedural is more of one that solves a different case each episode.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, I can see that.

I guess I wouldn’t get that technical with it, but that seems fair.

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Procedural basically means you don’t have to watch every episode to understand the story. The opposite term is serial, which is what The Wire is.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, fine, if want to get that technical with it

The Wire is a cop show. Downtown Abby is still a primetime soap

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

So you get hyper specific about whether a show is a serial or a procedural, but then you define a different show by the incredibly vague term drama

I don’t care what the producers call the show. It’s got superficial plots that rely on interfamily squabbling and fantasical twists.

That’s a soap opera.

Grey’s Anatomy and House are both “Medical Dramas” one is primetime soap. The other is not.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Coronation Street is not a primetime soap.

Coronation is an old ladies’ early evening show.

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by gth863x on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Definition

Procedural dramas are television programming series which rely on an episodic format that does not require the viewer to have seen previous episodes. Episodes typically have a self-contained, also referred to as stand-alone, plot that is introduced and resolved within the same episode. This format is often referred to as “case-of-the-week”.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It has themes of

- women’s lib
- the dying aristocracy (literally and figuratively)
- the muddying of class distinctions

by softbatch on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Abita Turbodog

Anything from Starr Hill

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by wahoocrew on Jan 12, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

All I want to do is sample a few things (small samples).

That way, if anyone asks what I like, I’ll actually know.

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by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

They are

But you need to experience the other side of the coin

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a bit early to spoil him with that.

Better start with the dregs. Tanqueray it is.

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by gth863x on Jan 12, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't call Tanqueray the dregs, but fair enough

The thing is that I’ve noticed the classic London Drys are what turn people off to gin. I remember talking to someone who said she hated gin, and when I said “well it must have been bad gin,” she asked if Gordon’s was “bad gin.” Not everyone enjoys the smack in the mouth with a pine switch.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true.

I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to my alcohols. I don’t do the cheap and nasty stuff.

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by gth863x on Jan 13, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

You don't know if you like bitter or sweet?

I mean in general. More specifically, whether you like more “adventurous” flavors in general will be a big determiner.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I like Coke more than Pepsi.

What does that say? I’m not very adventurous when it comes to drinks. I’ll typically just order sweet tea, Coke, or Dr. Pepper.

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by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

If there are any breweries in your area, get a flight/sampler.

It’ll allow you to try multiple types of beer and give you an idea of what you like going forward.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

And the portions of each are small.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

But he'll still end up drunk.

Especially on the first try. But yes, this is endorsed.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 12, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

A fight is usually at least 4 or 5 beers, about 6-8 ounces each.

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

A 'fight'? Dr. Freud, line 1...

We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.

by JoeT63 on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha...

actually, my L key was sticking, and I just missed that. Had to clean my keyboard out.

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Depending on how many they have, it's the equivalent of 1.5 to 2.5ish beers.

Falling down drunk, no. Happy, yes.

It’s usually 2-7 ounces of EACH type of beer they have. Some (albeit very few) actually sell the small sizes like that individually. But usually it’s a package deal.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

120 lbs?

/is scrawny.

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by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, you're fucked.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, luckily, I'm not going with my friends.

They wanted to take me to Miami Saturday night. I have no intention of getting arrested and/or killed.

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by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You probably would have died.

It may have even involved alcohol.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The very first time I drank beer

was WV 3.2 Stroh’s. I had three or four and was wasted. 3.2 beer.

Be careful, it will sneak up on you.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Found a couple of places in Gainesville for you.

Swamp Head Brewery
BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn...loooking.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Only thing I can find is another BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse.

Must be a chain. But still a good way to start off with a flight/sampler.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but is pretty good

/at least according to my brother who’s a very serious homebrewer
//did I mention I drink way less than most of my family

by drothgery on Jan 12, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a fan of Tall Paul's. Also the Alcove

Why yes, I am still mad that those places opened up after I graduated.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 12, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no thoughts on the venue,

but Tall Paul is a piece of shit human being.

/yeah, i mad.

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ayup.

I don’t think I’d worry about a list of stuff to drink tomorrow. It won’t do any good.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 12, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

Don’t even bother getting something good

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

I did the same thing. I had three goals when I was younger in regards to certain things… Never smoked anything until after I was 18, and now I love cigars. Never drank anything before I was 21, and now I’m a huge fan of beer. Never had…

Shit, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

That's definitely a rec...

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Also the truth.

Which makes it even better.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Your cable fixed?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

/didn't have a "legal" drink until a few weeks after 21st bday

//21st was first day back on campus, friends didn’t know was my birthday
///still drink very rarely

by drothgery on Jan 12, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It's your 21st birthday. It doesn't matter. You should neither taste nor remember what you had.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Figure out what you like beer-wise and branch out from there.

I tend towards browns and darker (porters are nectar for me), but that’s not for everyone.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 12, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, I'm actually older than someone.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got like six months on him.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

Get off my stoop indeed.

by bevonyc on Jan 12, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

But...but...I'm afraid.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He's old

He doesn’t get the reference

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm old, but even I know a Hey! Arnold reference when I see one

It was one of those cartoons that had just as many jokes for adults as it did for kids.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That and Helga's restraining order level shrine to Arnold in her closet

That kind of thing is only mildly amusing to children, but laugh out loud funny to anyone who’s had an overly clingy significant other.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of cheap vodka.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Aristokrat?

/holds up pinky

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Aristocrap more like.

I don’t want to recommend Stoli or Russian Standard and make him into an alcoholic.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you get like, drunk by radiation?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No distillery tours, unfortunately

“Drunk by radiation” would also explain a lot of things in Russia

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They're frequently combined, I hear.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Smirnoff has always been good to me, and isn't expensive.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Give it a shot.

I gave to a couple vodka snobs as gifts and they love it.

by bevonyc on Jan 12, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never tried it. I will if I get the chance.

I don’t know if they have it here in Podunk, MI.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Mt. Pleasant isn't podunk.

At least you have Indian casinos.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

And...approximately nothing else.

Though the Liquor One does have it apparently. Cool.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume you mean they don't have Tito's, rather than Smirnoff

I’m not sure there exists a place of sale for liquor in the world that doesn’t carry Smirnoff

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well they have both.

But yeah, Smirnoff is like the Coke of vodkas as far as availability.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

The "find a brewery and try the samples" is really good advice

because it’ll let you know what type of beer you like and you can go from there. You’ll probably want to avoid super hoppy beers like IPAs at first. As far as hard liquors…er, likkers…I’m a fan of a lot of types of bourbon, but you might not like drinking super strong stuff right now. It’s probably better to try them at halfway classy bars with a decent selection until you find something you like. Buffalo Trace is pretty good single barrel bourbon that is fairly reasonably priced if you’re looking for a sippin’ liquor.
I don’t know nothin’ about wine.

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by theologator on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

IPAs and stouts/porters may be a little much at first.

Actually, just beer in general may be a little much. It is an acquired taste. Start out with pilsners, reds/ambers, and lagers…maybe some pale ales.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to tell you something no one else has mentioned yet

You will not like the taste of alcohol the first time you have it. Beer will taste incredibly bitter and all you’ll taste of hard liquor at first is the burn.

It’s not considered manly, but you may want to start with something like Mike’s Hard Lemonade to ease you into the idea of drinking booze. They taste good, have about the same amount of alcohol as beer and are available at nearly every bar in the world.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah same here

Though I also enjoy PBR so yeah

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You two are literally the only people I've ever heard say that

Revisionist history, perhaps?

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I only had two beers my first night.

I was handed a Fat Tire at a friend’s birthday party. It disappeared with such rapidity that he was aghast; the next one was a Bud Light or some such trash.

by Erik T on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess it would probably depend on when you have your first beer

If it’s late enough in life that you’ve adjusted to bitter flavors like coffee it’s probably better.

I had my first beer at 12 and got drunk for the first time at 13

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

My first beer was a Pearl.

Stolen from the cooler at my parent’s party on 12/31/1986. It was delicious. If you’re interested in the math I was born in 1979.

The first time I got rip-roaring, shit hammered drunk was at the hands of my older brother. Our dad took us to his homecoming and his fraternity held a toga party. That was the night I decided I was definitely going to college. In my dad’s house there is a prominently placed photo of 12 year old Jon with a mug of beer in one hand and my other arm around a girl.

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by Big Jon on Jan 12, 2012 9:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No, I recall my first time drinking

I loved it. I’ve also loved Pellegrino since I was 10, so that might factor in.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Quality of alcohol and pairing with food makes a big difference.

Cheap macros with friends? I didn’t hate it but wasn’t ever crazy about it either.

Good wine with my parents at Sunday dinner? Completely sold.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I got to sample from Dad's glass when I was like 14,

but he only ever drank fairly tame macrobrews. The scotch, however, was the good stuff.

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never learned to like beer very much, conversely.

I’ve always been a hard liquor/cocktail person. Though a Mike’s may be a good way to ease into it. Gives me heartburn before I feel anything, personally, but.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not discriminate on alcohol.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the flavor.

Vodka/lemonade is one of my favorite drinks. Simple and good.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here.

Though funny enough now I don’t like the first beer I ever had (Amber Bock).

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

My dad took us out on Lake Michigan one time when I was about five and all he brought with us was beer. I wasn’t amused. It stuck with me enough that I didn’t start drinking beer until a year or two into my drinking career.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Another idea: Mexican and a margarita

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I fully endorse this plan.

Make sure the first one is top shelf all the way, using presidente, milagro, or patron tequila. Triple sec should be replaced by Cointreau or Grand Marnier (or both). I personally prefer my margarita on the rocks (and without salt on the glass) because the blended ice tends to water down all the flavor but that’s just me. After that just have a shitty house margarita and note the difference.

Then you get to come back here and be a tequila snob. In all seriousness, how does a non-drinker tolerate this forum?

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by Big Jon on Jan 12, 2012 9:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Personally recommend Cazadores, followed distantly by Hornitos.

Make sure it’s gold tequila, not silver. Completely agree with the Grand Marnier, and ONLY on the rocks. Though personally, I like the salt.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Back to 10 points.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

7.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

4.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a guy in this game with the first name Nimrod

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

and he's a IV

There have been three other Nimrods in his family

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa, that looks so much more awesome than the awkward P3.

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

You should see the porcupine version

RC-12 FTMFW! How that shit flies, I’ll never know.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, I've seen it.

It’s UGLY. And not the good kind like the Nimrod.

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by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I've long wanted to fly an E-3

Just because I wan’t to experience flying something that defies normal aviation concepts.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

That and a helicopter. Although I imagine the dish gives quite a bit of lift.

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by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Nimrod is only an insult because people in the 40s didn't understand Mel Blanc's sarcasm

Nimrod was Noah’s great grandson, and in the Old Testament, is one of the world’s greatest hunters. Bugs Bunny sarcastically called Elmer Fudd, “a regular Nimrod” to mock his abilities as a hunter. People didn’t get the joke and assumed Nimrod meant “idiot” and it stuck

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's actually pretty cool. Thanks

It was just a shock to here but I’m all for keeping names in the family.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Did not know that.

That is fantastic. And one of the many reasons Stempke is awesome, and I love this site.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a friend named 'Nimrod'

He goes by his middle name.

/Nimrod is actually a family name

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I wonder if the folks in the '40s got the joke

and us kids watching it did not, and we made the “idiot” connection.

Folks back then used to be more familiar with the classics and Bible stories than we were in the ‘60s watching them as kids. And those cartoons weren’t for kids, they were shown before the feature. So you might have gone in to see “The Big Sleep” and get a Warner Brothers cartoon too.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just thinking about that part too.
Folks back then used to be more familiar with the classics and Bible stories than we were in the ‘60s watching them as kids.

In my microfilm research I’ve seen small papers make references that would be considered to fly over too many heads today.

by Narrow Right on Jan 12, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Did not know, thanks for that!

I always wondered why in the X-Men comics that super Sentinel that got sent back in time was named Nimrod. Now it makes more sense.

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by jwolf0 on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

We named a dog of ours Nimrod

After he killed a neighbor’s chicken.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

They were 3 of 24 against Iowa

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

They live by the 3, or, especially lately, die by the three

That’s the swing offense and why they are always prone to an upset in the tournament.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what a lot of those mid majors do

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck VCU.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/trolldances

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by Big Jon on Jan 12, 2012 9:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

On this, we agree wholeheartedly!

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by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

what sort of place could have helped transform such a man?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Just bore the other teams to death

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep it close.

Win in the last second.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That worked well for Lick at Iowa

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Sort of like the Princeton.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The Princeton offense is about getting to the hoop with screens and back-cuts

The 3 pt shot is not a big part of the true Princeton offense.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Davidson on the other hand

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I just meant what he said about "great to make the tourney but hard to win it".

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, true.

But ask Georgetown about it now. Although their Princeton is kind of…weird. I don’t know if I’d say simplified. But. They call it modified, whatever that means.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

When they have one, it's pretty fun to watch, though.

The Pistons are not very good, but Greg Monroe is impressive as that skilled (ex-) Georgetown center with passing ability.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Many teams live that way

Though, not all under the swing offense. When they get on a roll they’re almost impossible to beat and wind up making the tourney. Then someone has an off night and it all fall apart

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That and slow pace

which means that a team only has to get hot for a (relatively) short time.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 12, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

SDSU leveling USD

47-17 with 2 left in the first

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

thought it was pretty early for an Aztecs/Torreros game

then realized you’re probably talking about Dakotas…

by drothgery on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah..haha

50-21 at the break

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

My USD alum co-worker

is less than pleased.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Jan 12, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's glorious

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, Greg Stiemsma is starting for Boston?

The same Greg Stiemsma that almost quit basketball because it was making him depressed when he was at UW?

/joke about Wisconsin basketball making everyone depressed goes here.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

A glance at yesterday's box score reveals that he played two minutes, scored one point, and pulled down two rebounds.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like he's averaging about 13 minutes a game

I saw him play in High School. He played for tiny Randolph high. They had him (6’11") and another guy that was a 6’7" SG. They absolutely ran away with the D4 (smallest basketball division in WI) state title.

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

In other "tenuous connections to former Wisconsin athletes" news, I just learned that JJ Watt is from my mother's hometown.

Which was not a place I thought of as producing elite athletes.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

JJ Watt originally played at CMU as a TE

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by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, I recall that.

I hadn’t realized he was from where my family in Wisconsin lives, though.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

OK. Got it.

He worked his tail off – I’m happy for him, particularly now that he’s not a conference opponent.

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by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

FML...damn, just lost to BC in Chestnut Hill

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by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Losing to BC in basketball?

Damn, Clempson, that might be worse than letting WVU score 70 on you

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Clemson, we know sports...aren't for us.

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

But on a positive note, our Lady Tigers beat UNC!

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Maryland is the fourth-best team in the ACC?

Really? I haven’t watched everyone yet, but I’ve seen the Terps play, and if that’s true the league is fucked.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

God

This game is so horrible to watch.

Fuck you Virginia.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Posted this earlier in another thread, but no one ever commented, so I don't know if they saw it...

But there’s a book coming out called “How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written.”

http://www.harpercollins.com/books/How-Archer-Sterling-Archer/?isbn=9780062066312

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

It originally came up around Christmas time

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

When Tony Bennett, AKA the son of Dick Bennett creator of the Wisconsin style was hired at Virginia

And on that note, I bid you adieu. Have a good one everybody.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

night!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 12, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Read some article where they mentioned that the last half dozen coaches hired in the ACC

all had reps for slow, plodding basketball with below average possessions per game.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I like most of the recent hirings still

Georgia Tech and Wake Forest were the only two that had me scratching my head

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Only scored 34 in the second half

Still won by 30

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

LOLOLOLOLOL

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Jan 12, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A

Sigh…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

So you survived class wuth art yahoo.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 12, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I did.

But it’s going to be a long semester.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

oof.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly don't mean that as an insult or a spidery comment.

She went to Winona State (a DII school in MN) for undergrad and Oral Roberts for Law School.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I know she did. My oof was for "omg we lived in the same place for a while"

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I completely misread that

I thought you were saying that you went to Oral Roberts. Isnt Oral Roberts in the same realm as Bob Jones and Liberty?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. I was talking about presidential candidate Michelle Bachman.

I have no intention of going to any law school, regardless of religious affiliation. But, yes Oral Roberts does have similar religious affiliations, albeit with much more bouncyhoops success, mostly because they hired a Sutton.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

and had a bill self

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer to think of them as the "Fighting Frankens"

Or the “Tumblin Tubbys”. Regardless of where he is, Tubby is KY family; glad they won

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

just finished up archibald's

holy shit.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

that's the one

de. fucking. licious.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 12, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome

If you enjoy breakfast, hit up City Cafe. Not too far from Archibald’s, maybe a mile or 2.

I arrived in Tuscaloosa last night for the game at about 6:00. Went straight to Archibald’s and ate in the car right there by the picnic tables.

Glad you liked it.

by ding ding ding on Jan 12, 2012 10:09 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Also, for tomorrow

Ive never heard of “Bloodsport” and “Little Giants” is notoriously horrible

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Never heard of Bloodsport?

Get the fuck out of this place and never return.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

But where will I go?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

back to maryland?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, lovely Baltimore....

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You've never heard of Bloodsport!?!?!?

JCVD at his finest!

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you never had TBS or TNT?

Run- do not walk- to your local movie purveyor at once.

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by Big Jon on Jan 12, 2012 10:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You've probably seen it and didn't realize it.

Or if not that, you’ve probably seen internet GIF / movie parodies of it and didn’t realize it.

by softbatch on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought bouncyhoop announcers were usually on the floor?

It looks like Vitale and Patrick are up in the rafters.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 12, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

That's unique feature of Cameron Indoor.

Students on the far side means the team and the scorekeepers get the near side, leaving the broadcasters no room.

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by Big Jon on Jan 12, 2012 10:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Things I wish we would do at Rupp list.

Regardless of how much I dislike Duke and some of it’s fans, there’s no denying the court-side presence of the fans gives them a huge at home advantage.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The students take up the ENTIRE lower section.

It’s undergrads on three sides and grad students behind the basket on the north end. Grad students have a separate entrance at the north end and only have to camp out once during the year (in August) for season tickets since they have less free time than the undergrads.

The far side (opposite the benches) has the press tables, but they’ve always reserved those for print media and confined the broadcasters to what can best be described as a crow’s nest up in the rafters. The entire place is tiny, though, and they’re still not that far from the floor. Back before they added air conditioning (not ‘til the late 1980s), the broadcast box was basically a sauna, and I’m told it still gets really hot up there after 9,000+ people have been in the building for a couple of hours.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish I could show you a photo, but I bought a shirt that says

Tobacco and basketball don’t mix (back)
UVA Basketball (front)

It was a $1 at a thrift store, but since then I root for UVA in basketball versus the NC schools.

by Ardbeg on Jan 12, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

interesting.

so i’m allowed to hate most ACC bounceyfoulyclang right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

no objections here

so long as you hold some sympathy for my underdog Noles and adopted Jeffersons

by Ardbeg on Jan 12, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Florida State basketball:

Where everyone else gets revenge for what the Noles did in football in the 90s

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

My only regret is that I have but one rec to give.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 12, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

DADGUM

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I thought that was what Peggy was for.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Florida State basketball?

You mean the program that made the Sweet 16 (and almost the Elite 8) a year ago, unlike both UGA and Harvard? That Florida State basketball team?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Scoreboard

/things are bad in the offseason when I start talking trash over basketball

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you really wanna bring that game back up, even though you won?

Im trying to erase all recollection of that pitiful display

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It was actually 14-14

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That's more like the end of regulation for an LSU-Bama roundball game.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

?!

Even Wisconsin and Penn State think that’s low-scoring.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 12, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hats off to Leonard Hamilton for last year's run

He recruited a team good enough to overcome his terrible coaching.

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by Big Jon on Jan 12, 2012 10:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Meh. They literally spend the smallest amount of $ on basketball in the ACC

The fact that he’s making it to the tournament is shocking in itself.

In exchange, I pay the least amount of attention to FSU basketball. Which is for my sanity, because it’s unwatchable.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 12, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the low expense due to playing in an off-campus venue, thus splitting a lot of cost with the city?

The civic center and basketball building are top notch facilities even if the atmosphere is tepid, but that’s on the students more than anything. The tickets are free and they have the rare home advantage of selling booze at the games. If the program were spending more on marketing (the one area where they could really bump it up IMO) would you reciprocate with support?

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by Big Jon on Jan 12, 2012 10:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

The T.L.C.C.C

is not a top notch facility, and because it is a municipal building it creates a very sterile atmosphere. But like anything else the beer helps.

by NationWideNole on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

yes for noles but because my friend played there in mid-90s.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Bouncyfoulyclang?

name of the sport seems to change everyday around here.

Back in the Bobby Knight days it was BouncyChairThrowyBall

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK IS PETRILLI?

How does one have a sports movie bracket on a college football blog and lack the common decency to include Necessary Roughness OR The Program?

GTFO

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by Big Jon on Jan 12, 2012 10:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions   2 recs

I tried to extend to as many different eras and as many sports as possible

And Seabiscuit is way better than Secretariat, and Secretariat would have lost its opening round match anyways.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

/tries to calculate how much time Nick has spent on project for the general entertainment

//tries to figure out why people complain about 60+ movie choices Nick put together on his own time

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

People never appreciate what is given to them without effort on their own part

Whether it’s a free movie game or anything else.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

No joke

I used to work screenings for one of the studios. The main purpose of screenings is to show it to critics on Wednesday to they can have their review ready for the Friday release. The rest of the crowd is there to (hopefully, from the studio’s point of view) provide positive feedback to influence a better review. Everybody gets in free, but people would complain because they didn’t get shirts or anything. “Whaddya mean no shirts? Well then, what do I get?” “Um, you get a free movie before it’s officially released.”

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

so can i go tonya harding on plumlee?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Yes. You may.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So, uh.....Virginia......

You might want to cover the underneath guy.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 12, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Bleh fuck Dook.

Also, bleh Said and Orientalism. This is somewhat less interesting the second time around and I hope we get away from this soon.

#nerdproblems

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

It's an interesting book and critique.

It’s just that I’m not that interested in that part of Middle Eastern historiography. My main reasoning for taking a class on the Middle East was to learn about Ottomanism and stuff like that…

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Though I guess taking a class on the Middle East

to learn about how it interacts with the Balkans is a bit narrow of me. The writing is just more tedious since I’m not as familiar with the people involved or the national histories.

/coolestofthecoolstories

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean I would think taking a class on the Ottoman Empire would be relevant to your interests

But you do have to sift through a lot of chaff (not that it’s chaff itself, but it is in regards to your work)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a readings course on the Middle East more generally.

The Ottoman part is quite relevant to me. Some of the other stuff, not so much.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Trying to understand the Balkans.

Here, let me pour you several drinks. You’ll need them.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand the Balkans.

It’s all Serbia’s fault.

/spiders, except lol Serbia

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Saw an interesting book just go out on shelves

Haven’t read it, but it basically gives the middle finger to Russia for sowing the seeds of WWI.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooh let's take one good idea

and run with it WAAAAYYY beyond utility and common sense!!!

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Like anything else, Said makes some good points.

Which subsequent people want to push further and further for the sake of doing, counterproductive to anything.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's like the Foucault effect.

It’s a paradigm-breaking kind of thing and now it’s become its own annoying paradigm. This is why it’s good to be in a field where there’s still a lot of genuinely new knowledge being produced and tons of sources no one has even looked at yet.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

EXACTLY

Worthwhile point from Derrida, etc: Language means different things to different people, and you can’t absolutely “know” what an author is saying, so you have to look at their circumstances, their viewpoint, their relationship with the power structure, and understand all that in addition to what they actually say.

Too far: LOL we know nothing knowledge doesn’t exist let’s sit around smoking gauloises and calling everyone else stupid.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

So much this.

I wish any number of dickheads and potheads (and some combination of the two) I went to college had realized this at the time.

I mean, yeah, you can deconstruct anything you want any way you want, but just doing it for show in front of a professor just makes you an asshole, and yes, most professors feel the same way.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 12, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I decided to fuck with my AP lit teacher senior year

and did a paper that was basically deconstructing something we read about feminism or something like that. She thought it was great for whatever reason at face value. I was like omgwtf we did an entire month on satire and you don’t get satire.

Seriously though, that shit is old meme.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The person with the best grade in my senior year AP lit class in HS

was the girl who came into class high as %$% on shrooms every morning. She just rambled on all high, and the teacher ate it up. Awful.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I also wrote a paper about how a play we read was a penis joke.

So I did poorly on my paper about the only Romanian author we ever read. “The Lesson” is totally a penis joke.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Know your audience.

A HS teacher thinks that’s crass and sophomoric. A college professor thinks it’s genius and wants to publish it.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I got a 5 on the exam, so I'm employing the haterz defense.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeewww jus' don't unnerstand metaphor, PAAAWWWLLLLL

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Clemson?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Meh. Probably not.

I was really referring to the paper I’m writing about it, not the philosophy or any entailed spiders.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS Duke team isn't winning the NCAA

and that alone is enough to give me some comfort.

by Ardbeg on Jan 12, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

SOON

Late night grand slam tennis to start the semester FTW

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 12, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

I'm on board with this.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I wish I was still in college so I have an excuse to watch TV at ridiculous hours.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll give that Djokovic a tennis ball.

Djokovic’s love tennis balls.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 12, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Glad they put the semi-circle in.

Was so sick of guys sliding in and drawing the charge while basically standing under the rim.

by ding ding ding on Jan 12, 2012 10:45 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't agree, hence my semi-circle comment.

If you’re standing in that circle, you’re basically caught under the rim and don’t have much of a chance to defend it anyways. It’s a bitch move, IMO.

by ding ding ding on Jan 12, 2012 10:50 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nice flop there, Duke.

You jump forward/sideways into a guy who’s already in the air and not going to hit you, tough shit. I know they call it all the time, but it is the single most irritating call in basketball.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 12, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

There are going to be some muy interesante second round matchups in the movie bracket

Notably: Kingpin vs. Cool Runnings; Hoosiers vs Pride of the Yankees; and the biggest: The Hustler vs. The Natural/Seabiscuit

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

I'll have to go:

Cool Runnings, Hoosiers, and The Natural.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Id probably agree on each

How about what is by far the most best first rounder: Major League vs. Remember the Titans? I think Id have to go Major League there

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Im not sure how something called "Whip It" is a better seed than Caddyshack

But my Final Four prediction is Caddyshack, Slap Shot, Raging Bull and Seabiscuit as the Cindarella

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Seabiscuit's not gonna beat The Natural here.

The seedings were determined by Rotten Tomatoes, so rage at them.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Spring Training/early regular season MLB time...

it’s available roughly twice or three times per day on Comedy Central (though heavily edited).

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

?!

Get thee to a DVD rental place. Now.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 12, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus.

I’m not that much older than you and I feel ancient. Thanks.

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by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

yawn

Hi e’erybody

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 12, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

hey der

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 12, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't miss last year's football.

But I might in a couple months.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's no coincidence I finally picked up NCAA 12

I’m Akron’s OC—6-0 with a win over Ohio State.

/yes, it’s on easy level, screw you. First season playing it, I like to mess around.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I played with Central last year.

I beat Michigan 7-0 because they ran about 10 plays the whole game. I think I called either triple or midline just about every play, and maybe threw twice.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I run ND's playbook, and run a counter from the spread

that seems to score a 70+ yard TD at least once a game. Again, freshman mode, but still.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I generally go with the Run N Gun offense regardless of team

My last Franchise, I took SMU to the Rose Bowl year one, and am (at the last saving point) in the process of rebuilding the Ohio State program.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I always use the GT playbook.

Trying to learn the Belichick-Saban-etc. 3-4 defense.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do you hate passing?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't hate passing.

I really really like running.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jordan Jefferson is really the worst player on NCAA 12

Everytime Ive used or played against LSU, JJ throws for at least 4 picks

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't encountered him.

Probably wouldn’t let him throw if he was on my team. MOAR OPTION.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Often, I will put a running back or wide receiver (whoever my fastest player is) at QB

And running it every down regardless of called play. I dont like the plays that they give you in the limited wildcat packages

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

They don't tend to organize them into series very well.

That’s why I like the option. I like the “if x then y” style playcalling. If I weren’t running the option, I’d probably try an old-school Erickson/Price one-back approach. Or maybe the Air Raid or a combination of the principles thereof (like Holgo but less running).

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

In the wildcat, my "jet sweep" isn't a sweep.

The WR comes and lines up at RB first, then takes the handoff. That kind of defeats the purpose.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That basically just turns it into a generic outside zone.

And does defeat the purpose, since it’s easier for the defense to read the counters and you don’t always have a good pass game off of it (depending on personnel).

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't play 12, but played 11

I remember the Oregon package being freaking amazing.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I would rather just do it their way than

even bother with the wildcat. Though again, I would prefer a more conventional one-back approach with the IZ read as the basis of a very limited run game package.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Everytime I play NCAA with a friend, it devolves into this by the 3rd Q


By the fourth quarter both of us are over 60 points and are just running ridiculous deep routes/hail marys against nickle/dime packages….

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I tried to copy this picture into an e-mail today. It did not work.

I was sad.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

There are way to many picks on NCAA 12

YOU CANNOT RUN A FUCKING ROUTE ACROSS THE MIDDLE WITHOUT GETTING PICKED OFF

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Some games I've been okay, but last night I had

OMG 4 picks out of nowhere win the game on 4 verts down the seam with 10 seconds left…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

QB spy or center zone

Both seem to just lock the middle of the field down. But stuff on the edges; streaks and such? The WR almost always seems to outrun his coverage

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I chose ND's because eventually I'll play a dynasty as them, so wanted to be familar with it

while I’m screwing around.

I never do anything with defense—if I try to actually control a player, I invariably just move them out of the play. And apparently I play at such a low level that no matter what plays I call, it destroys the offense. So I like this OC thing.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Because it's the absolute worst job I could think of, and I wanted to start at the bottom and see how long it took me to work up to head coach at a major school.

I actually sat IE down and gave her the choice of Akron, Eastern Michigan, and San Jose State, asked her where she’d prefer to live. Don’t ask me why she said Akron.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably.

Hopefully I get a new job soon.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Fear of Ellis T. Jones for San Jose.

Disgust with Ypsilanti for Eastern?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

In fairness, Ypsilanti is not so good.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I went there twice. Once to take the GRE, and once to find out that Korey's Krispy Krunchy Chicken is a real thing.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

it really bothers me that you can't make chicken with a k.

that sounds like an interesting experience….

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

cryrec

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 12, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Just watched the Hunger Games trailer.

That actually looks pretty good.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

On the contrary,

it might be the BEST place to introduce yourself.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, welcome!

I have a feeling you will go far. Unless your signature is actually true.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YOU DIE IN A FIRE, BRY

DO NOT CLICK ON HIS TWITTER LINK

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm guessing it's La Bamba?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

no

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I moused over it and saw it was a Youtube link.

And since that’s the most reviled Youtube link here…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Always check what you're clicking.

I have a wild guess that it is. Why is it La Bamba here? I’ve never had that fully explained.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It started because ACS's cubicle buddy always played it at the office.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah.

I would have picked “You Spin Me Round” if the choice were mine, but.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

You seem to have a very good grasp on EDSBS memes already

You clearly thought joining this place through more than I did

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even remember deciding to join. It just happened.

Oh well, guess y’all are stuck with me until Spencer gets tired of birds and/or Romanian spiders.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i actually thought about you (...that sounded weird) as i was questioning why there are so many fucking crows hanging around ann arbor during the winter

i literally put my hood up just because i’m convinced i’m going to get shit on again (literally)..:’(

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 12, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not just Ann Arbor.

Crows are very social and flock during most of the year. They also have large communal roosts at night, which can easily number in the hundreds to thousands of birds.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

iiiiinteresting.

i found an article that said last winter they counted over 10,000 crows. guh!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 12, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I like them. So.

Still lots of jays and others around Mt. Pleasant too, though. So I’m glad for that.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I did not know that!

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I probably lurked too long

but I didn’t grow up with any sort of college football fandom so EDSBS has been my gateway drug into watching CFB.

(Specter claimed upthread to be a non-drinking commenter. If you’ll believe him, you’ll believe a non-college-football-fan commenter, right?)

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by Bry on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Welcome and such!

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 12, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No slander here, just a figure of speech...

and thanks for the welcome, folks. (BTW aforementioned confession is real, if unsurprising in content.)

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by Bry on Jan 12, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi......

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Hi!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuuuuuuucccccckkk

If that game was anywhere but at Cameron High School Arena….

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 12, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

An ACC team getting boned at Duke?

Why I never!

(Fuck Dook)

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 12, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So say we all!

Fuck Dook

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 12, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, I dare the media to keep on ignoring us after this game

I think this was our notice to the world we are a force not to be reckoned with anymore

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 12, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Things I learned today: apparently "Columbia football coach" is an endowed position.

I saw a sign saying “Welcome New Patricia & Shepard Alexander Head Football Coach Peter Mangurian” and it took me about thirty seconds to translate that into English and figure out what that meant.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

IE and I were watching a special on how Beer saved the World or something

and one of the guys they interviewed was “Professor of Brewing Science.” That sounds AWESOME.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Let me guess.

Wisconsin?

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by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't remember where. I'll have to go back and check.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I reflexively assume that anything involving creative use of beer is from Wisconsin unless proven otherwise, I guess.

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by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

No, it made sense to me.

For some reason I’m thinking it was some place in California, though. I do remember thinking “Is that an endowed chair?”

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

So do some of the southern schools

The Addazio Underwater Chair in Offensive Coordination at Florida
The Your Goddamn Right It’s the Bryant Chair But No Mere Mortals are Actually Allowed to SIT in It Chair in Football Coaching at Alabama
The Lowder Ejection Seat at Auburn

I’m sure there are others.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what the seat is called at WfnVU

but I’ll bet that by the time Ollie Luck is done upgrading the program, it’ll be a two-holer!

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fresh Prince is on

How come we don’t have stuff like this anymore?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

West Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey football,

can you come back? Like right now? Kthxby.

"It's like an owl without a graduation cap; Heartbreaking!!" -Tracy Jordan

by 303buff on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

I give myself two months before I start convulsing and put in my copy of "Michigan-Ohio State: The Rivalry" in a desperate plea for a fix.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I got that for Christmas from my GF's mother.

And a DVD “The History of Ohio State Football.” I’ve already watched both of them twice, since the holiday.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 13, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Dexter McClusker, Michael Oher, Jevan Snead

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Snead?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

he was. not sure if he still is.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe as a hitman

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

He's a backup for the Tampa Bay Bucs

apparently

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 13, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Other things that I learned today: Les Miles and I have something in common.

We both earned a degree in economics from the University of Michigan.

Of course, you can’t talk about anything that assumes all actors are rational when Les is in the room.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

HEY! HEY!

semi-rational

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

You need to put this in CI tomorrow. Seriously

50 recs at the min

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Back from NYC vacation

Apparently I will continue to work for below market value. Fuck it, I’m 24 now.

by bruinM on Jan 13, 2012 1:26 AM EST reply actions  

I'm guessing everyone is temporarily dead

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 AM EST reply actions  

Still here, but fading fast.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Well hey there

Just one of those nights where one beer turns into to 6

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Disregard that last to

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I love those nights

I just finished watching “Galaxy Quest” in parts on YouTube. I gotta get that movie.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit. I haven't seen that movie since I was 12.

Also did not realize that was only released in ’99

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

That's one of those movies I have to watch if I come across it on TV

I was just looking for some clips and found the whole thing in 11 parts. The segues were a little uneven, but, hey, free.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Can't beat that. I'm pretty sure I still have a recorded VHS at home.

From Disney Channel

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Again. Another thing that needs to be put in CI comments tomorrow

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 13, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, it's 0200 EST

and I want to get into work by 7, so time to dive.

Enjoy the rest of your beers.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 1:58 AM EST reply actions  

Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ!

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me?

Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It’s 0600 What’s the “0” stand for? Oh, my God, it’s early.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Adrian Cronauer from the movie

Goooooooood morning, Vietnam!
Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I've spent the past few minutes trying to reword that scene to fit college football locales.

And I’m failing. Oh well. I’ll leave it to someone better than me at that type of thing.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not real big on authority or its use of power to assert itself

But if the real Adrian Cronauer had acted like Robin Williams, I’d have wanted him as far away from my command as possible too.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 13, 2012 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

The real Cronauer has said, if he had acted like Robin Williams portrayed him...

He’d have been in Leavenworth for a long, long time.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know what you mean.

It makes for a good movie, but my uncle was there during that timeframe, and pretty sure the real Cronauer was nothing like that.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

OTOH, it was the last decent Robin Williams performance in anything, so I'll let it slide.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Even Good Will Hunting?

Because I thought he was phenomenal in that movie.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of movies I screened

Williams still has a long way to go to earn the slightest bit of trust out of me because Patch Adams was one of the worst movies ever made.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

And yet my parents love it.

But they also watch Two and a Half Men and Big Bang Theory every damn night. I’ve tried to tell my dad he needs to Netflix Archer, but he still hasn’t done it.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

and Patch Adams

and The Fisher King

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Fisher King was good

Terry Gilliam!

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Paula Deen has diabetes

On news that makes absolute perfect sense.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 AM EST reply actions  

Obesity

Besides, if she’s eating her own desserts, I think Paula has probably consumed about one box per day of Domino’s powdered sugar every day for the last 40 years.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

yup

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't think they say obesity causes diabetes

but accelerates it. So if you have a disposition for it, and live long enough, you will get it. My nephew was diagnosed with it about 5 months ago, so I was kinda flooded with this info lately.

Pretty sure that is what my sister-in-law was telling me anyway.

Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.

by meatybob on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Your explantion is better and more nuanced than mine

One of the reasons I keep running is to put off this particular family inheritance as long as possible.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Southern eatin' can be injurious to your health....

but that’s mostly because it tastes so damn good.

BIG picture is big for a reason…

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

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