HOLY HELL BILL C WENT OFF
The top 100 games of the season ranked by Bill C. This is a form of madness, and we're not sure quite which one, but as long as Mike Gundy's involved the more of it, the better.
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Holy hell is right.
Damn. List has plenty of MACtion and is therefore spot-on.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
As for the bottom 10
FSU-Florida (sorry, this game false started)
FSU-Florida (did it again. DAMMIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?)
In no particular order:
National Championship game
Alabama- Florida
LSU- Florida
FSU- Florida
Auburn- Florida
Ohio State- Florida
South Carolina- Florida
FSU- Florida
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 12, 2012 2:31 PM EST reply actions
Also: Every SEC game against a lesser-conference or lower division patsy.
Except Alabama-Georgia Southern, of course.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 12, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Trollin National Champions, PAAAWWWWL
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 12, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
FSU-Florida runs up the middle on 4th and 1, loses 13 yards
/finishes with 92 yards.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Ugly but still a win.
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 12, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
LSU-Bama I
Made the list, somehow. If it were top 20, then I’d just assume he was trolling. But it’s middle of the pack, so I guess he actually thought it was a enjoyable
Oddly enough . . .
. . . I actually enjoyed that game live. You knew it was going to be a slobber-knocker and that the next score might win it, so it kept me engaged for the whole game. I’m a rural Midwesterner at heart and like defense games now and again. (Actually, for sheer tension, one of the best games I ever saw was the scoreless tie my high school played against our arch rivals in the season finale my senior year.) Obviously, Bama’s kicking was atrocious, but overall I didn’t think it was nearly as bad as most people apparently did.
All that said, I had no desire to see it again and didn’t watch the rematch on Monday night.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
TL;DR - But I can assume it is well thought-out and stats-y
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 12, 2012 2:39 PM EST reply actions
Procedural question for Fearless Leader (or anyone that knows the answer really)
Completely unrelated to this post, but I’m getting it in early before it gets buried.
Orson specified the spencer-at-sbnation email for FC articles. Is that the prefered email for commenter communiques rather than the harpumhharrumph one? Should I be sending stuff to the sbnation email instead?
anyone?… Bueller? Bueller?
Syracuse twice?
Those games both weren’t that amazing either.
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When I saw two 'Cuse games made the list
I expected Toledo (and the XP bad call logic fail that every non-Orange fan makes regarding that game), but was figuring WVU for the other one, not Wake.
5 games on this list...all losses after blown double-digit leads.
And there were still gentlefolk doing this at the Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas:
/weeps for own fanbase
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 12, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions
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"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 12, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Also, the game most of us pegged as probably being the best of the season
Was ranked as such. Now I’m all nostalgic for that Baylor-TCU thread. That was a real awesome time.
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No. 1!!!
In hindsight, that loss isn’t nearly as bad. I was expected a 8-win Baylor team at-best, especially considering how they shut down RGIII the year before.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Speaking of Baylor...
Has anyone noticed that they are great at EVERTHING nowadays? Top ten FB team, won the Heisman, top 10 team in Mens BBall, the top team in Women’s BBall.
Shit Baylor, save some scraps for the rest of us.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Considering the situation Scott Drew walked into . . .
. . . he may be the best men’s basketball coach in the country right now.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Soooooooooo
He’s going to be hired by Louisville after the fans hang Pitino
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, scratch that
He’s going to be hired by UCLA after they drag Ben Howland through the streets
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
That would be tempting, I'm sure . . .
. . . but the Drew family is a different breed of cat, and I could just as easily see him settling in for the rest of his career down there. After all, nobody ever lured Homer out of Valpo, and that guy could have taken over a much larger program.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Ehhhhhh
I dunno if you can look at his dad and say he’ll do the same.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Baylor Basketball
Killing themselves to get better? (too soon?)
by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
He really ain't that great as a strategy coach
But he’s a hell of a recruiter.
Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!
Tell me about it.
We’ve got a top baseball team, but basketball is a joke here. I so want a good TCU basketball team. It’s sad how apathetic the students are about the program. It’s improving, but not quick enough.
If Baylor can become a basketball powerhouse, TCU certainly is able to.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 12, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Speakig of baseball, isn't Baylor traditionally good as well.
Just what, 3 years ago, they were the weakest of the weak of the BCS programs, now they are kicking everyone’s ass.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Unless they saved some RGIII DNA,
that football team isn’t going to sniff the rankings next year… or any year soon.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Jan 12, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
This just in
WVU offers job to OU DC Brent Venables
I haz a happee! And, it’ll get even bigger if he decides to accept.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
you just want to put me in a coma don't you?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, but it's football....
and with DeForest already signing on, we could land in the Big XII with some pre-made hate going on.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
If you can get out of the big east first.
I feel like y’all doing this to make sure people don’t think of ya like the SEC thinks of its newest members
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS
RT @BryanDFischer: NCAA President Mark Emmert: “We don’t want another 2011, we don’t want another year like that.”
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
When Bama fans compare themselves to the Yankees,
I like to remind them that a Yankees world series is good for TV ratings.
by Ardbeg on Jan 12, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Bama fans compare themselves to the Yankees?
What’s next, Ole Miss calling themselves Northern?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Except no one is close to the Yankees in titles.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
What about that time he said "somethingsomething for the good of student/athletes somethingsomething integrity"?
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Regarding the "Sweet Caroline"
I don’t know who started it or why. I despise it. It’s embarrassing.
I am very afraid that it being done after the two OT games in 2011 have solidified it as “a thing.”
Red Sox fans started it...
they’ve been singing it at games for years. When they went on a post-season run, it caught on. Same way that “Don’t Stop Believing” came back, except that was the White Sox, the next year.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Red Sox fans screw everything up.
First the pink hats, now this.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 AM EST up reply actions
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