BRIAN VANGORDER, STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN
by Run Home Jack on Jan 12, 2012 12:30 PM EST
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PrintAuburn's recently recast the role of defensive coordinator with Brian VanGorder, a consummate professional and master of his craft. A frequent "hey it's that guy" in many hit films from the 80s and 90s, we present some highlights of Mr. VanGorder's theatrical career to date:
Roadhouse (1989): "Flannel shirt thug." Wheeled to punch Sam Elliott in face in bar fight #2, was hit with chair before completion. Fell to ground. Seen briefly in Brad Wesley's pool party scene with arm around BIG HAIRED BRUNETTE THREE.
Demolition Man (1993): "Security Guard." Shot by Wesley Snipes with MP5K in museum. Scene cut due to ongoing dispute with Snipes over who could roundhouse kick higher.
Boogie Nights (1997): "Guy doing coke in red silk bathrobe."
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995): Second Unit Director, "Tum-Tum"
Drunken Master II (1994): "British consul trying to steal the treasures of China like ginseng root or chicken's feet or blah blah pretext for asskicking."
The Bikini Carwash Company II (1993): "Frank (uncredited)."
Open Water 2 (2006): "Shark #4." Noted for frequent use of catch phrase "love that dirty water."
Timecop - The Animated Series (Denmark, 1996-1998): Voice of Senator Copper Throatpunch.
Aces: Iron Eagle III (1992): "Colonel Charles 'Chappy' Sinclair."
Meatballs 5: Back Scratchin' (1991, VHS): "Coach Shuttlecock"
The Protector (1985): "Billy X." FUN FACT: Has left arm broken twice in a continuity error.
Paul Blart, Mall Cop (2009): "Foot Locker Guy #2." Dialogue - "Hey, fatass!"
Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1995): "Scott Hooper / Scott Hooper, Jr." Saturn award nominee for turn as assassin and his son, who is also his clone.
Zoobilee Zoo (1986-1987): Assistant to Mr. Vereen.
Snow Dogs (2002): "Dr. MacArthur Thundersnout."
Tremors (1990): Graboid that kills Old Fred.
Home Alone 4 (2002): Oblivious Cop Who Trips Over French Stewart's leg and are we seriously supposed to believe French Stewart and Daniel Stern are the same character in the series I mean I get suspension of disbelief but come on you're barely even trying.
The Warriors (1979): "Hip-Hop Diane."
Save The Last Dance 2 (2006): "Dad." (no dialogue)
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): "Skateboard assassin."
Entirety of scene improvised due to writer's kidnapping and failed ransom.
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Tom Selleck he is not.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Chizik: I see you found our trophy case, Brian.
The only thing missing, is your ass…istant coach of the year award.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 12, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions
Col. Chappy Sinclair?
CHAPPY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 12, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Just put in that tape like I told ya!
A bunch of things must’ve gone wrong if you’re listening to this. Whatever happened, I know you’re real scared. I wouldn’t blame you if you wanted to head for home. Right now, you’re probably filled with all the doubts in the world.
But I’m gonna tell ya something, Gene. Don’t bother puttin’ on this tape if you’re turning back.
/Chizik hits “PLAY” once more
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 12, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Damn it. Worked on the "preview" screen.
This will have to do.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 12, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
THE POOP GOES HURR
/Stolen from Curious Index back in October
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
"Round the corner, fudge is made!"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
it's like a mustache with titties
"if they're still paying, you're still winning."
-my dad
by whiskey_soup on Jan 12, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It's motherfucking majestic!
Hell yeah!
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Action Figure Therapy auto-rec.
I haven’t thought about it, but how has this not caught the attention of anyone else on this site? Jungle Recon is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Jungle Recon killed Kim Jong Il
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGfa1aKxmOk&feature=relmfu
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Completely NSFW, by the way.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Immediately thought of you when I saw the Van Gorder hiring
You probably already addressed it, but I know this has gotta be a conflicted feeling for a GSU/AU guy like yourself
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 12, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah.
I addressed it in a couple of threads the past two days or so.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Loved his cameo in the "Learn to Fly" video.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Back in 82
I could throw Odell Thurman clean over them mountains
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Then...
…Odell went and got drunk and drove my orange Vanogan through the Stuckey’s front window.
by Atlantadomer on Jan 12, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
His best was as Navajas in Desperado
And if he is even remotely like the character, then I no longer want to play Auburn
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 12, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You had me at Zoobilee Zoo.
Don’t forget his work as a child actor in Chickenomics, alongside San Diego’s Famous Chicken.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 12, 2012 1:11 PM EST reply actions
The gratuitous blowing up of the blow up doll
So good.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Why do you think it's called a blow-up doll?
/looks around
/shows self out
"That's the only way I can hit a moving target."
/puts on shades
//feathers hair
///drives Jeep into sunset
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I knew you were Dennis Erickson in disguise.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
In about 2000, deciding his career needed some momentum, he shaved his moustache and started going by "Jimmy Smits"
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think he was also "Bar Thug #3" in Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
"Hey, It's That Guy" takes me back to the good old days of the internet
and Fametracker. Gossip is stupid, but this was a great site.
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Jan 12, 2012 1:42 PM EST reply actions
A cautionary tale
I settled in on January 4th to take in a highly anticipated bowl game between the Mountaineers of West F’ing Virginia and Auburn with a lake, considering the real Auburn wasn’t worthy of playing in 2012. I enjoyed the game thoroughly, but I didn’t realize the impact it would have on my home life. Merely seeing something on television can have a dramatic impact on a young and impressionable being. This morning, shortly after waking, I saw this:
Friends dont let friends’ pets watch 8ball
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww PUPPY
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Puppy
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 12, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww want.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Closest breeders to you
norwichterrierclub.org/breedrefer#TX
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Are there any in oklahoma?
or shit in fortworth that you might know? working on parents to get mom a dog still. Most likely going to try shelter/rescue
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Nosing around the Norwich terrier club site . . .
. . . I didn’t see any breeders listed for Oklahoma. Norwich are fairly unusual dogs (~750 puppies born per year in the US), and it took us quite a while to track one down — and convince the breeder that we were worthy of owning one. Cairn terriers are similar and much more readily available, if you’re into terriers. Westies are also more widely available, and I think there’s a fairly well developed rescue program for them.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Dog rescue in TX
http://www.wbrogden.com/Dogs/rescue.html
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
god bless.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
OMG IS THIS YOURS?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but those pics are from 8 years ago! lol
That jacket pic is actually the day I brought him home…just shy of 8 wks old. He would never wear pink now!
He's adorable
And do I understand that he is now eight years old? Have you considered applying for a consulting contract in Athens, GA?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 12, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He will be eight in April.
And you may have a point.
And darn if those pics aren’t like looking at baby pics of offspring…he still seems like that little puppy to me!
Bawwwwww
he's so cute. i want a dog so bad.
damn my life.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty much the reason.
Some people are ok with it, some aren’t. but being away from home generally 630am until 8pm isn’t good for pets, in my opinion
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
No, I have a pet door and a very private fenced yard so that helps.
But I try not to be gone super late on consecutive evenings.
And I chose a breed that is L-A-Z-Y for a reason!
I failed spectacularly on the latter point.
We have a dog walker who comes over around lunch time, and my kids get home from track practice around 4:00 PM, so it’s workable. When the younger boy graduates, we may have to have the dog walker come twice.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I seriously did factor it in.
My prior dog was a retired racing greyhound, which are also quite lazy. I don’t have time or energy for a dog that needs a lot of exercise, and my yard isn’t really big enough for lots of running around.
I still haven’t figured out how people exercise WITH their dog, their dogs must be really into the running and not want to stop and smell and pee on everything…never had one like that!
My dog loves to chase/run with me
if we’re just going for a walk, she’ll sniff and pee on everything. If I take her out on a jog, she’ll just run as much as she can
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That helps. apartment living is not optimal for what I would like to have.
but that doesn’t mean I would change to suit my accommodations.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Had a similar experience today
My kids’ elementary PE teacher found an old photo of his after-school golf lesson group from about seven years ago and sent it around to all of the parents.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It makes you want to hug and kiss them no matter how annoying they are sometimes!
“Oooohhhh…you were such a cute widdle thing…just look at you!”
Woof woof, doggy!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My apologies for size
Can’t see imgur photos at work so preview didn’t show me how big it was.
/hangsheadinshame
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 12, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
All the 80s movies in which South Africans were depicted as horribly racist: Racist South African
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Jan 12, 2012 1:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I fondly remember him as "Bradshaw" of the APA in the WWE Universe.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 12, 2012 1:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The official EDSBS Bible...?
I present to you the book “How to Archer”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions
MORE GAME OF THRONES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
/puts on sunglasses
//beheads horse
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
when do we get more games and thrones?
I fucking LOVE that show
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
April
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
not soon enough
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I finally get a chance to get my hands on the DVDs in March, because I can't afford HBO.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 12, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
The Spider Closet needs more players!
Posting this in several posts today – come join the trivia fun. No annoying emails, just annoying chances to test your mettle against the best EDSBS has to offer. Oh, and me.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
YEAH this is back. I wasn't sure if it would be.
Also, another place for MikeLew to beat me!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Phrasing!
:-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
BAM outta nowhere!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
WOOO and I'm winning...for now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
nope.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Same category and similar difficulty levels, but not the same exact questions.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Tied
you just beat me by 13 seconds. Stupid phone…
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 12, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
DAMN YOU. Once. I just want to win ONCE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
If I wasn't so shocked by the last question...
I could have been in a solid #2. That type of question should come with a warning.
what was it about?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Female anatomy
We’ll just leave it at that. Just know that I spent a good 10 seconds staring at the question in disbelief.
Sometimes the word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
by softbatch on Jan 12, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Most women find it a zesty, natural enterprise.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 12, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
This is actually playing at a local B'ham theatre tonight. I'm stoked.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I literally just finished this movie on Netflix
And not in the sense that people use nowadays, but “literally” as in “as of typing this response I had finished the movie a minute ago.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
I had one on male anatomy! Good thing KG had that surgery ealier this year...
At least I have a beach.
6 out of 10.
Not bad, considering I guessed on… EVERY ONE OF THEM.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Not surprising.
You have nipples, right? You can milk anything with nipples.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
NFF'd
Perhaps I will find time in the evening.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
really, it won't let you go THERE?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
They blocked a rather extensive list of ‘time waster’ websites.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
and yet you still sbn.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
I did work today.
Leave me alone. Let me space out for a while.
Sold 6 figures worth of my services.
I can only crack a fake smile, chuckle amiably, and pretend to care for so long.
I have crossed over to the left side of the room:
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
I organized asbuilts, a meeting, and um...um....
i want a nap so so so bad.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Seconded on the nap
The dog woke up at 0500, and I had to make an early morning trip to the grocery store to obtain supplies for Devil Child #1 to take to school. I am now firmly in the throes of an afternoon blood-sugar crash and would love to zone out for about an hour.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
OMG yes this. or have a snack. or both.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Paging Chloe to the white courtesy phone
Chloe to the white courtesy phone please.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
yes i'm sorry?
i was getting a snack
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
We need you in the movie fan post
To discuss the feasibility of Whip Cream bikini’s
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like you're trying to get me trexed
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
trexed?
T-Rex’d?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
i like my spelling better
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
too lazy to use shift key?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
no, just actually like my way more
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
maybe not an intentional one, but I can see where it would lead.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT? NO! Not at all...
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cat at 0515....
Then we had our annual Attaboy lunch today at work catered by Jim ‘n’ Nick’s BBQ.
Thank the goddess for 5-Hour Energy
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
CHEESE BISCUITS.
Want.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They were so good...
and I was so good by stopping at just 2.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
They have pretty good BBQ, and the cheese biscuits are amazing.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm doing some QA/QC on LEED documents now
/eyes glaze over
//billable time whut whut!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 12, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
ha.
billable time for me = did I come to work today?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
This constituted my 10 minutes of not working at work today
Now back to work
by ItsComplicated on Jan 12, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Brett McMurphy @McMurphyCBS
Alabama press conference started late. Saban had a good excuse. Was on phone w/Pres. Obama
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 12, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
[insert Napoleon joke here]
hurrrr, saban is short
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 12, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
As someone somewhere else said...
If that were the case, he would be making that type of announcement from wherever he would (hypothetically) be going. It would NOT be a good idea to make that announcement in a public press conference in Tuscaloosa.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
players
going pro
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
hopefully all of them
my Saints need linebackers
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Second one is a possibility
But I’m guessing it’s just to announce who is staying and who is leaving.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
OH MY GOD PLEASE BE RETIREMENT
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
He wants to spend more time with his fami
fuck it, we know he doesn’t care about them.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 12, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
I still think Saban's holding out for the North Korea job
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1/12/11- "Ive never even heard of North Korea, much less considered taking any sort of job there."
1/13/11- “I have called this conference today to announce Ive taken the North Korea job”
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
North Korea was going to offer the job to Todd Graham . . .
. . . but they were afraid he’d leave in a year when the Cuba job opens up.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 12, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
in all fairness
Cuba is a “dream job”
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
/Hyman Roth'd
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 12, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, rec'd so hard, so very hard, Jame Gum hard
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Would you rec me?
I’d rec me.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 12, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
rec'd
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rec me hard
/tuck’d
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Goodbye, Horses!
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 12, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
had a good excuse sure
but he’s still making himself run 50 gassers for that one
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Trent and Dre going to the pros.
Dont’a not there and no explanation as to why not.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 12, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
hoes
he’s busy with them
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
but seriously
is that the end of that presser? nothing else to report?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh he'll take calls from Obama but he won't eat with President Bush? Bama's coach is a liberal PAAAAWWWWWWLLLLL!
No spiders, no spiders, no spiders STOP!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I'd have to hope
that context has to play some role in the ban on political discussions right?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
HE'S A PINKO COMMIE, PAAAWWWLLL!
I HAF PROOF, SEEEEEE!! IMMA HANG UP AND LISTEN.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
PAWWWLLL AHM A NEW CALLER FROM COLLEGE STATION
THEM TERXAS BOYS AINT NUTHIN BUT WEIRDOS. AH WENT TO A GAME AGAINST JAWJA IN ATHENS AND IT WAS JUST LIKE AUSTIN PAWWLLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck yes
James Badge Dale is so fucking awesome in that.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
absofuckinglutely
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 12, 2012 2:30 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
You git yo lawyaz and I'll git mine / We'll git together and have a real bad time
Rhode Island judge orders Big East and Wf’nVU into non-binding arbitration to settle dispute about leaving. Providence County Superior Court Judge Michael Silverstein signed an order Tuesday and scheduled a status conference for Feb. 9. He also ordered the Big East to file an answer to WVU filings by Jan. 18.
I’m hopeful the outcome is that we get to leave for the 2012 season by paying really big bucks, but will take leaving for the 2013 season without extra penalty.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
either way I think the EEERS are a dark horse to win the Big 12 soon
dammit someone put a hilarious soon gif somewhere here please? work computer doesn’t have that kind of ability
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
SOON
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SOON.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 12, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
AND YOU GET A REC!!! AND YOU GET A REC!!!!
EVERYBODY GETS A REC!!!!!!!!
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
SOON.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
can't see this one
rec’d it anyway
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
This one...
not so much.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 12, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, that might be the creepiest photo bomb ever.
Is he waiting for a billy goat to cross or something? What is going on there?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
You've got to pay the troll toll for the boy's soul
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I always thought it was
boy’s hole, not making a joke here, that’s just what I thought Devito was saying
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
That's what Devito said
not what charlie said
Yep, that's great.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This might be my favorite one.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 12, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine what those kids thought when they got home from Vaca' and uploaded it.
If they’re still alive that is.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
I was talking about the dog/cat one actually.
See my thoughts on the troll under the bridge one above as well.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
When this is your client:
you’re in deep shit.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 12, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
just a disturbing person to look at is what it comes down to
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
This ^
That is exactly what I hope for.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
I mean seriously
as your attorney I advise you to wear a bag over your head
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Or at least grow a beard.
A heavy bushy beard.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
<^>
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
This is a step in the right direction.
Maybe he should look into putting a flower in his hair as well.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
It's hard to tell the Dwarf men from the women...
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I hope Holgo somehow has to take part in the trial.
You know he will show up wasted and dressed like Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny.
You're doing gods work
By being the dicks and letting us and Pitt reap the benefits.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
We keep wondering why you guys don't file amicus briefs in support of us....
but I’m sure that is just too much for Pitt to stomach.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Not fecal enough for Pitt to stomach...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 12, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
in my limited experience
amicus briefs are too stupid to be helpful
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
Syracuse general counsel was concerned that their client might not be the most...um...sympathetic.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 12, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
*Fart Noise*
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Worse... ~~Fart Smell~~
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Why do I not think this will work?
WV: We want out.
BE: No.
WV: We’ll pay money.
BE: It’s about the principle.
WV: So it’s about the money.
BE: I can neither confirm nor deny that.
WV: Look, if we can’t leave, then the Big 12 won’t let Missouri go to the SEC, and Mike Slive will be angry. You don’t want to see Mike Slive when he’s angry.
BE: We’re a basketball conference. We don’t care about the SEC.
WV: Aha! You admit it!
BE: Admit what? To holding you hostage and milking your precious precious football money?
WV: Well, yeah.
BE: Still about the principle.
WV: (sigh)
(Meanwhile, Missouri is sitting outside Mike Slive’s doorstep with her suitcases, but he won’t let her in until she’s had her shots.)
by Narrow Right on Jan 12, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
I think a sticking point in why they want WVU back
is that them finishing first just before leaving taints the league in a way that’s hard to compensate.
If A&M had won the B12 this year, there’d be major butthurt right now (and lots of crowing by SEC fans). But since they finished in the middle and are being replaced by a better-for-now TCU/WVU, it’s all fine in terms of league rep.
So a major value consideration in forcing WVU to stick around is the decent possibility that they’ll leave as the third-place finisher instead of the 70-point-scoring Orange Bowl Champ. Then the Big East gets to say, “Fine, they aren’t a Boise St.-caliber team anyway.”
THERES A WAY TO KEEP MIZZOU OUT?
ESS EEE CEE lawyas, to the Big East lair of doom!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
What's Providence got to do with this?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/checks up thread
Wait, this is actually being litigated in Providence? Quick, rendezvous at Antonio’s for further planning on how to prevent us from the spread of Mizzou (and meth)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
There are two suits filed....
One in Morgantown and one in Providence. Both judges have refused motions to dimiss and the RI judge told the Big east to answer filings in the WV court.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
LOL!
I was just making a cheap crack about Providence being the “lair of doom.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Ok, that's why I missed it....
because Providence RI really IS the “lair of doom”.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I know. I've been there.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Meh, Providence isn't the worst of "random run-down cities between New York and Boston"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
This is true, but New Haven isn't in the Big East.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yeah I figured I'd spare the America East and Northeast Conferences from trollin'
Hard to get any real hate riled up for Quinnipiac or U. of Hartford
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
I give you Bridgeport
I know, not Big East either but gives me an excuse to /coolstorybro.
My employer, which has offices in the same building in Bridgeport that hosts the local FBI field office, was interviewing candidates for a relatively senior role. They’d just wrapped up an interview with the guy they’d decided to hire. He had already left to go back to the airport and fly home so they called him on his cell to extend the offer.
He declined because he’d been mugged at gunpoint in the parking garage, the same one used by the FBI field office. Ballsy – or stupid – criminals and Bridgeport at its finest.
Velocitas eradico
I'm seeing a more bloated version of this...seems fitting to me.
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Jan 12, 2012 2:36 PM EST reply actions
*cries* Would a defensive coordinator pee himself?
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 12, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've got a little defensive line
It’s pathetic.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
also pretty sure
Van Gorder played at least one of the guys with guns fighting the monster underground worm things in the “Tremors” movies, those were fun
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
His turn in "There's Something About Mary"
deserved an Oscar
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
He also did a pretty good job in Ferris Bueller's day Off...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
the crappy office computer
is actually making this more fun, is it a picture of the principal? one of the valets who stole the Porsche? the consierge at the fancy restaurant who Ferris tricked into thinking he was Abe Froman? the Sausage King of Chicago? ah the powers of the imagination!
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Principal
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
EDWARD R. ROONEY
Dean of Students!
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Jan 12, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Pucker up, buttercup.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 12, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Mixing the memes, again
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
He was amazing as The Clumsy Waiter
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 12, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
this question
NEEDS answers
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
he spoke. Dre and Trent going pro.
“Team and athletic department supports their decision 100%.”
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 12, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Bobby Hebert on Finebaum in 5 minutes
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 12, 2012 3:01 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Well, no Hebert, back to billing.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Bobby Hebert
I once watched this man not only stand up and applaud a Reggie Bush touchdown (while covering the Saints game from the press box) but do it so excessively that other reporters around him in the press box, specifically a bunch of guys who should know better and care, also stood up and joined him, the man literally has no idea what “objective reporting” means
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
He's billed as an objective reporter?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
well ok no BUT
he’s still supposed to play by the same rules as the real ones when he’s in the press box and postgame press conferences, the Hornets have their designated “we’re not even trying to be objective” team reporters too, but they’re segregated into a fancy little fake journalist zone where they do separate interviews instead of wasting the time of the people who are actually trying, the people working with media relations for the Dome need to seriously consider giving Hebert the same treatment
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 12, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Don't tease.
If you’re gonna tell the story, you gotta post the video
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
Finebaum trolling Hebert so hard
Says he’s called in for an “emergency meeting with his bosses.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions
Who has the emergency meeting? Bobby or PAAAAAWWWWLLLLL?
One of the local assholes in Cincinnati (Bill Cunningham, WLW) is notorious for being “suspended” by the station immediately prior to scheduled vacations. They just ride the resulting publicity all the way to the bank.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hebert
Can you imagine what would happen if the raeg released on Finebaum couldn’t be used in a non-violent (excluding flora) fashion? As the Sibyll said, “I see the Tombigbee foaming with much PAWWWLLL”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 12, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
BEST Hard Ticket to Hawaii/The OC paroday
right HERE
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 12, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions
New to me, but I like it.
Los Simpsons OC is also good.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 12, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
This just in, dit dit dah dit dit dit dah dit dit dit dah dit
WVU offers OU DC Brent Venables
I suppose Mike Stoops coming home made Brent feel uncomfortable.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Oh wow.
Hope you guys get him. That would be interesting.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 12, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
yep i already knew about this.
OU gonna SUCK NEXT YEAR
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 12, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
makes coming to oklahoma in october look better no?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Can't see the picture for the NFF
But I’ll be sure to look at it when I get home.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
jenn sterger
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Hey Nole!
We have the answer to that….
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
Eer, can I ask you something?
How the fuck does a September 8 game conflict with conference scheduling?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
If we switch to the Big XII next year, we add TWO conference games....
Up from 7 to 9. And, we’re still trying to keep the FedEx Field game and find a slot for Pitt as an OOC game, and keep our home game count up. So, it really isn’t about the date, it’s about the location.
What I understand from the alumni grapevine is that we’re trying to reschedule the series to another year, not ditch it entirely. All that may end up moot if we don’t get out of the Big East.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 12, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOO
/dancing
/singing
/about to pack up the Christmas tree (please don’t say anything…)
First Day with everyone at school and I don’t have a threeve errands, so I am HOME ALONE!!
At least I have a beach.
YOUR PARENTS LET YOU STAY HOME ALONE!?
SO JEALOUS!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
OMG and you're not drinking?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Mind if I, like, invite just a few friends over to hang and chill?
/sends mass text about party
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
dude, it's cool, the last renters at our place were 4 surfers who also were "graduate students"
I’m sure the neighbors are used to loud parties. plus,
ALL THE PAYBACK FOR NEW YEARS FIREWORKS 10 FEET FROM OUR WINDOWS
At least I have a beach.
Can't be any worse than the party I went to where the mom was there
And was letting her 5 year old son play beer pong (not drinking)
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
but was the 5 yo winning?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 12, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
No, he sucked
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
There's actually a boxed game for this that's sold in stores. It's obviously not called beer pong,
but something like that. Crazy!
At least I have a beach.
Can you come pack up our Christmas tree too?
Still need to get to that.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
"Do you believe in Jesus? Because you're going to meet him."
Everyone is focused on the mustache, but it takes a special man to combine that with a wolflike mane covering his ears.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Jan 12, 2012 4:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Thinking he had a dye job
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 14, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions
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