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The Dabo cover is pure fucking genius.

Wow.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Duty now for the cocaine

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, No! It's Dabo!

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no one's going for the obvious?

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Cocaine Traditionalists?

Gates of Blow?
Sniff it!?
Daboloid?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Jocko Dabo?

Gut Steele-ing/Slap Your Chaddy?
Sloppy (I Saw My QB Gettin’)?



Shrivel-Up?

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Not enough Devo love in this thread.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

For you, Socrates

theres just not enough love in the thread…

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Leave my 80s music alone.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 11, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

Hey! Commentariat! Leave that music alone!

All in all, it’s just a rec for Spencer Hall.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

All in all it's just another parody in The Blog

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You were barely even speaking words when the 80s ENDED...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 11, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

subject

Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America

by Jamie DeVriend on Jan 11, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

I see you drivin' round town with the cat I love...

and I’m like: <a href="http://" >FUCK CLEMSON.

I guess the money we paid our players just wasn’t enough and I’m like<a href="http://" > FUCK CLEMSON.

by ne_matt on Jan 12, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This sounds like a must have for the family! How many and where can I order?

I can pay you with 1 rec

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

The new hit by Craig James (allegedly) -- Overkill(ed)

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

I think about all my impulses

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

quicker than you can say "shallow grave".

"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
distim the frammisgoshes!

by thetennesseethumper on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

♫♫Caribbean Gene ...

… Now we know you aint got no teeth ♫♫

X

by TiderinMS on Jan 11, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oh my, a double whammy

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer the classics

Oh the coach has pretty teeth dear
He don’t like em pearly white
Just recruiting, is old Mack, babe
And his staff is outta sight.

Yes that screen forms on the right, babe
Look out – it’s Mack the Knife!

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Totally off topic here...

… but can we agree that Mark Davis is a first ballot Bad Hair Cut Hall of Fame inductee?

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 11, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

He still has to get in line behind Jim Trafficant

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Same barber?

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 11, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

<img src=“http://f.imagehost.org/0429/Waynes_World_Suck_and_Cut.jpg”/ height=300>

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Img furk.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know a reply could both suck and blow.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

JIMBO!

Although to be fair, that rug on top is definitely a Toupée.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

by ClarenceOveur on Jan 11, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

PTSD Clarinet Kid?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Man, this collection is great!

I just found Les Miles’s game plan from Monday night.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

The last one cinched your rec.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

No album cover . . .

. . . but this is the official background music for your 2011 Miami RedHawk season football highlights.

Ladies and gentlemen, Neil Young.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

seriously?

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Disclaimer

By “official,” I mean selected by me with no acknowledgement from the university — though Steve Baker, the “Voice of the RedHawks” used to be the morning drive DJ at the legendary local alt-rock station (WOXY) and would probably appreciate all the musical shoutouts in this thread).

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Papa..

Papa Don’t Leach was worth reading just because I’ll near hear it the same way again.

by crotchconfidence on Jan 11, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Papa don't Leach

and i’m in trouble deep
but I’m shedding Craig’s Baby

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

The Beatles Domers Red Album

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

COMMENCE SPECULATION!!
@CFTalk: Alabama announces Nick Saban will conduct a press conference Thur at 2 p.m. ET. No reason was stated.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

He's running for senative.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 11, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Governor

Saban-Barkley 2012

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Saban will hold a three-minute presser . . .

. . . to announce that he doesn’t have time for this shit and then not speak to the press again until SEC media days.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

HE'S COACHING AT BOISE STATE? BUT THEN WHERE WILL COACH PETE GO? UNLESS IT'S A COACH SWAP FOR A SEASON

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he's hiring his identical twin, Dick Saban?

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 11, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Wait, if Saban has a press conference at 2 PM eastern time

That means tomorrow’s Finebaum might actually be the greatest thing ever

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Saban will walk up to the mic, calmly utter the word "Haters.", turn around, and leave the room.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

/grabs paper sack

//breathes into it repeatedly
///tries not to panic

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West

by Piperch1ck on Jan 11, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick question for Fearless Leader: completely unrelated procedural question

Completely unrelated to this post, but it would be buried in the FC thread.

You specified the spencer-at-sbnation email for FC articles. Is that the prefered email for commenter communiques rather than the harpumhharrumph one?

by CincySooner on Jan 11, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

My photoshop isnt working right

But envision Todd Graham on this

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

the pic attempt failed

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The PAC-laimers new hit

500 miles (from Utah to Colorado)

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Groan-rec

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was by the CUSA-laimers.

They would WALK 500 miles. At least the Pac-12 earns enough revenue to buy airline tickets.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY-OH

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, had to

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Dropping soon... the Boise State/Stanford Choir's new single:

“Ain’t That a Kick Just Wide of the Head”

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Jan 11, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

/looksaround

/weepsdeeply

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Flagged

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Greened

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 11, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Flagged

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Double flagged

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Killed with fire

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Burns all of Charlottesville

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/Army tests anyway

//bomb aimed at firing range, lands in Guyana instead

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Friend of mine who was 10th Mountain a while back

said one of their units accidentally had a gun fire into Canada on the range. And by gun, I mean a 155mm. Oops.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a story a freind of mine tells about the "new" sand bunker on the golf course

thanks to him and his buddies at Schweinfurt…

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen it, haven't played it.

But it’s a par-3 in the DMZ in Korea.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

/flag goes wide left

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

get outta my screens

braaaavooo

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

REM's Dabos of the Reconstruction?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

I hear Dabo is afraid the Wolves will Lower his score when he goes to NCState

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Pat Dye is a life member of Oddfellows Local 151.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Winner!

(Doubly funny because I used to live in Rockville.)

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Saban didn't need words to win last night.

Hence the New Orleans instrumental 2012

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

In Pyongyang and Tuscaloosa...

a rec is absolutely mandatory

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 11, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Same in Hempstead, NY to be honest.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Except that, you know, he actually did.

/ Oversigning.com’d

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

How about...

Leader Saban once won 3 national championships despite only winning two conference championships?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

PAAAWWWLLLLL's listeners got together and formed a band.

Featuring the hit single “He Sells Sanctuary (for $180,000).”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

look above

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I seem to have a hammerlock on bad Eighties music today.

I ain’t proud.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Via LesMilesEatsGrass
CollegeFootballTalk @CFTalk

Alabama announces Nick Saban will conduct a press conference Thursday at 2 p.m. ET. No reason was stated in the release.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 5:51 PM EST reply actions  

>.>.l

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

and that ^ is the work of my 11 month old daughter

(trying to type Roll Tide I guess)
she’s so advanced

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Recently discovered B-side recorded after a concet stop in Athens, GA

“Time to Find Another Dog”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

/ugagravespopping.gif

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe they need to look in a different genetic line.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You sir are on a roll today

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ACC -- Dear God

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

It's got to be a cover of Police, right?
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Jan 11, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Roxanne

/obvioussongisobvious

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Why arent my pictures working today???

It was Billy Ocean’s Get Out of My Dream’s and Get into My Car.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I was trying to figure out . . .

. . . what to do with Craig James and the Nails’ “88 Lines About 44 Women.”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Allegedly

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, not to completely wreck the thread of this, but...

does anyone here know of a good in-browser Twitter app, to replace Echofon? It keeps telling me that it isn’t authorized, and making me re-authorize every half-hour or so

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

So is this where we are tonight?

Or do we have our open thread fun in the Sports Tournament post

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

its already tonight? i'm still at work...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 11, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

easy tiger, we still have the whole afternoon/night to go

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it is dark down here

And I’m sure up in Northern lands nightfall came even earlier

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That said

In Russian, as with British usage, “evening” goes all the way to midnight, while “night” only refers to the time between midnight and dark

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

Evening is also more of a greeting, whereas night is more of a farewell. At least, at home in the civilised world.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

well it's 3:30 here and I'm bored out of my mind at Office Hours

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you the holder of office hours or an attendee

If the holder, I understand your pain (not that I ever attended office hours)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm the holder...and I teach Ochem lab

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I never went to office hours

Definitely should have, but I always thought that I didn’t have anything besides simple questions (then I got my ass kicked on exams). Mane, Cantab hate aromaticity purp

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

More Les Miles

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Wannstache

(Kicking myself for taking so long to get to one this obvious.)

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Hawaii's new hit: "Paradise By The Trash Throwing Light"

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Chip Kelly's new hit song, co-written by George LaMichael: Wake me up before you go-go

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

Homework?

More like sitting around in a holding pattern till school

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Homework-less night?

I have two degrees, and what is this?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

You do know what the three best things about being a teacher are, right?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You were supposed to do that?

/got Bs due to skipping ~1/3 of homework…

by drothgery on Jan 11, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOO!

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

This picture was created before that, for the record.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

VILLANOVA WITH AN OWN GOAL!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

And a bullshit foul on Melo

COOL, MORE MELO FOUL TROUBLE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Michigan losing to Northwestern at home.

Why does this happen every single year?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

Northwestern shooting 61%, Michigan shooting 27%.

Probably not going to continue.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this Florida's new OC wearing a gray sweater-vest and a houndstooth hat at the same time?

Setting a high standard for himself, it would seem.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, that looks awful.

Should probably go down a size or 7.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just usual dress shirt puff

But yeah, the vest is a little big. That said, I have a problem finding sweaters/vests the right size as I fall right between the medium/large. Medium is unflatteringly tight and large is just a big baggy

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Shirt can/should be tailored, which will remove the "usual" dress shirt puff

That’s just a shirt that doesn’t fit correctly. Vest can be sized down on him, but I have a similar problem as you, but a notch down.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

PAWWWLL AH HEARD FLAWDUH'S PAYIN' HIM SO MUCH

HE CAN BUY THEM FANCY EYE-TALIAN TAILORED SHIRTS. IMMA HANG UP AND LISSEN

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Italian tailoring for the jackets and trousers

English for the shirts and ties. American for the shoes.

And yes, I break my own rules.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Shirts that puff are not yet corrected. This is easily corrected if you have puffy shirts, and easily prevented as well.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Buddy of mine just says to me...

“Did I hear this right? Beyonce just had a kid with Vince Carter?”

Sounds like the start of a beautiful internet rumor!

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 11, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

That was the biggest bunch of bullshit

HOW CAN YOU SET A MOVING SCREEN IF THE OTHER TEAM HAS THE BALL?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true.

I only drink decaf sweet tea, now. Out of necessity, though. Doctor said caffeine is bad for my ulcer. Along with chocolate and alcohol.

/2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

[comments redacted]

Hi Clem.

#VAStateoftheCommonwealth2012

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

[comments redact]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

No, I've only been half paying attention

I tweet the more interesting stuff for the last 20 minutes

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIEND'S MOVE TO

CLEVELAND

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

This is suicide music

No really. If I were from Cleveland and hadn’t already taken my life, and was going to, it would be to that song, perhaps because of that song.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 11, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio State starts off the Fulmer Cup season-

Dominic Clarke gets charged with OVI

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Nope

Offenses happened on Saturday the 7th

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it matter?

It’s when chargers were brought up, right?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Balls.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Give Urban some time

He’ll instill proper crime discipline into them

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Columbus will be the highest city in Ohio before long.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

"I thought Chargers were only supposed to be brought down."

- Norv Turner

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Jan 11, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it more when it's the coach

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Villanova is horrid

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

lolbigeast...

…Oh.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Jan 11, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/climbs out of spider chifferobe

That wasn’t too bad

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

Who the fuck is Orson Charles?

And why is it a top story that hes going to the draft?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Spencer and Charlie Weis adopted a kid and raised him together.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Okay, it's finally over

I explained the situation of the government a little on Twitter, too

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

I'm currently watching Firefly.

Also, it’s the off-season.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Firefly

sighs happily

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West

by Piperch1ck on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Just got done with “Bushwhacked” (the Reaver episode), and “Shindig” (the Captain Tightpants episode).

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I was working on my Wednesday drunk.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Cuse-Nova, I'm happy for yall

But tomorrow night’s ACC game is the biggest hoops game of the week

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

/sees child in the commercial

Well, she puts out.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 11, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

This seems to be the trend

Ads have to appeal to women too, and women hate bimbo/traditionally hot types, because girls automatically hate hot girls without reason. But the cute-in-an-interesting-way chicks they like.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Melo

FUCKING DUNK THE BALL YOU’RE 7 FEET TALL

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

And Northwestern and Michigan are headed to overtime.

I suppose it could be worse.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

No, FUCK YOU SYLVAINIA COMMERCIAL

YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE AND BLINDING

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Amen.

They should also ban fog lights for 99% of drivers who think they are poor man’s high beams.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Carl Krauser

/shudders at mention of name

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Kentucky playing squeakyfoulflop at Auburn

The crowd has ALL THE SHAKERS. They look kinda funny indoors.

Also, the crowd is a good one. Contrary to what people say, including people from the school, SEC teams turn the fuck out when Kentucky comes to town highly-ranked. (Ole Miss not included).

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 11, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Is this on TV or the Threeve?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

On the threeve

it’s on local TV here.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 11, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

/flips to ESPN3

Wait…how are you down against Auburn?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Magnets

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Kentucky didn't let the other SEC schools have hoopyball teams

So they could get away with sending out a local high school team for football and still get $SEC.

by drothgery on Jan 11, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously

get it together Kentucky

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

We usually have good support for our basketball team in Starkville

last year’s horrorshow team excluded. But we do get crazy when Big Blue comes down, and it’s almost always a close game no matter where the game is.

/this year’s game is gonna be war

by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Y'all always do play us close

And you’ve been consistently the best team in the West for some time now.

I still vividly remember the SEC Championship from 2 years ago from a condo in Daytona Beach while I was near comatose from a dangerous combination of beer and lots of hurricanes. Crazy, crazy game I never thought we’d win. We all made it a point to root for y’all in the selection show and I still think it was horseshit you didn’t get a bid.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 11, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, that team was as close to medicore as could be for most of the season

Couldn’t get it done against the good East teams when we needed a win for an at-large berth. That game broke my heart, especially since it was Varnado’s last game, and I hated to see him go out like that.

//We’ll always have 1996 and 2007 though.

by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That and people are still pretty psyched about the new arena.

I may try to make it down there soon to see a game there.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently Auburn's team is still excited about it.

Since we’re undefeated at home this year, so far.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

Hoping the same effect will happen at Ole Miss when they finally build the new arena.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

When they raise the money?

So….a few years?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

once Houston Dale Nutt runs off with athletic funds and the AD's secretary it'll set the timeline back a bit

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

People are really fucking excited about Coach Freeze.

Including me. Met the guy Sunday night, he was awesome.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I like him and think he deserves a shot

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Nutt always seemed like he had somewhere else he needed to be or was rushing out the door.

Freeze was great – super sincere, happy to meet people, pose for photos, etc. Sat down and watched the end of the Tebow/Roethlisburger game (I like a coach who still obviously loves watching games just for fun). Listened to my mom tell him about players at our high school and already seemed familiar with a couple of them. Dad said he was texting the administration about getting Clemson and Georgia Tech off the schedule in favor of, like, Southeastern Missouri and teams we can beat (which is a move that makes sense for Ole Miss at least for the next few years).

My favorite exchange:
Dad: “My brother told me to tell you that Ole Miss hasn’t won a regular season nonconference game against a current BCS member since 1972.”
Freeze: “Oh shit, Archie didn’t tell me that.”

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Thinking about going to see Auburn play Ole Miss this Saturday.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

We are at about ONE COMMENT per minute. Sigh

Footbaw is over. :(

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 11, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

yes, this.

Some of our craziest threads were in the off-season last summer.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

It’s how to recognize the interlopers. And honestly its the best time TO start commenting.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You rang?

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/checks profile

Wow…..thought you’d been here longer.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Establishin' street cred y'all

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's us too.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember last summer, when we were actively counting down the posts to 1000 in a thread,

because we’d stayed in it SOOO long, and were almost out of things to talk about?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yes, I remember.

/more shoes comments

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Soon, you won't be part of the late night crew anymore...

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 11, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Trying to refresh my memory on old classwork that will be of use in this semester's classwork.

Also panickedly following the live box score of Michigan-Northwestern (final: Michigan 66, Northwestern 64, overtime).

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

So question

I won a 40oz of Old E in a football bet (MU vs A&M paid up today) and it tastes horrible how much do I need to drink to honor COTG.

Bet was a 40 of the losers choice. A horrible horrible idea for people who are not in college and have been drinking good beer.

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

all of it

sorry

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

UNLESS THE PRIDE OF UNC DENTAL SCHOOL DECIDES HE WANTS YOU TO DRINK STREETWINE INSTEAD

Whooooooffff that was a night.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

gotta finish it.

Not a great bet

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why you don't bet with A&M fans.

They don’t think like people.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Any liquid must be downed.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

put it in a blender with ice and rum

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Guhhhh

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

But that wont kill It

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

JUST TO POINT OUT IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

GAHHH title click

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

STUBOB HAS BEEN SUMMONED

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE BUT REALLY THEY WENT TOO FAR

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Once, but never, never again

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WHAT IN THE HELL

damn foreigners

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I NEED AN ADULT

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he paid for that.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West

by Piperch1ck on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I need bleach.

Lots and lots of bleach.

Preferably to drink.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Stubob?

Orangina?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Evil

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Thanks. I will be sleeping with the light on tonight. :(

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West

by Piperch1ck on Jan 11, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/belks

/belks again, all over the couch

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Man up and finish the drill. At the very least, you'll have a decent drunj going by the end.

Maybe stick it in the freezer for a minute to get it extra cold to kill the flavor.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 11, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but a bet's a bet.

Also, why did you make this bet- you both trying to give up both drinking and gambling?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a bet with an A&M fan

at least it didn’t involve farm animals

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, did you win the bet or lose the bet?

I don’t know enough about booze to tell. Was the bet that he had to give you something if you won, or that you had to drink it if you lost?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I "won"

also got to randomly veto one type of 40. I went colt 45. This kinda reminds me of a skunky natty light.

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I remembered a bad aftertaste

we got a ton of colt 45 cans once at the fraternity

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Cans

the 40’s don’t have that taste

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Glass containers are much better.

I haven’t had malt liquor in ages, but a 40 of Colt 45 is about as good as you’re going to get in that category of drank.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 11, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yahoo! Sports: University of Michigan, NHL in advanced discussions for 2013 Winter Classic.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

I'm really looking forward to the Frozen Diamond Faceoff...

For those who don’t know, OSU and Michigan are playing a game at Cleveland’s Jacobs Progressive Field this winter.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That does sound like fun.

I’m not a close college hockey follower admittedly, but I do see that Ohio State is doing well, and I’m sure the fans come out strong when they’re playing Michigan at anything.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they do-

OSU has been doing really well this year- I follow college hockey a little bit, but can’t as closely as I’d like. However, it seems to me that this team sort of came out of nowhere, riding a hot goaltender early to build confidence.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW

Nice shot to end the half, UK.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Obligatory

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 11, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

look Kentucky

I’m going to need you to put Barn basketball in the cellar where they belong

I’m not sure we’re both allowed to be decent-good in BBall at the same time

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

Don't worry, Auburn will DERP it up.

Not to mention we’re apparently only good (and that’s only on occasion) at home.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Barbee needs time

but there is pressure to show improvement this year

I think he’s the man but with the great arena comes great need to fill seats

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate AU

but I love me some Charles

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

RUTGERS BEAT PITT 62-39?

Holy hell.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Pittsburgh is turrible

I can’t wait to finally beat them in the regular season

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The short dude commenting on the Villanova game commented Pitt doesn't have a core of "tough" kids that know how to play hard.

He said people just want to put on the Superman cape.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

By that he means

Pittsburgh ran out of middle linebackers to put at center who can injure your players

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we have to keep Pitt?

Can we just regift them to another conference?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, some marketing agency both came up with the idea of a 12 pack of tacos, and a commercial to go with it

When I was broke and in college we didn’t even worry about food. And after we had jerbs and a modicum of taste and brought our own 7 layer dips.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

WTF ARKY

You score 98 on us saturday, then you decide losing to a medicore at best Ole Miss squad is the way to go? Why did we let you in the SEC again??

by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

we wanted a championship game and the money that came with it

we’re selling football in SEC country Baby

this shit right here? this shit is forever

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes Fran, we've heard you say it 20 times

Dion Waiters is the most underrated player in the country

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

My basketball knowledge is limited

What exactly does hand checking entail?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hand Checking

contact by the defense on a ballhandler that impedes a player’s speed, quickness, rhythm, and/or balance.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind, honestly. I don't think college needs much fixing. maybe a deeper three line and an additional official

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

no you'd have to ban zone to get rid of Wisconsin, which I don't think you in particular would favor

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

and you'd have to ban guards to get rid of Marquette

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The only solution is to ban basketball from being played in the state of Wisconsin.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was a "reach-in" foul

Or is that just in the NBA?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM SO CONFUSED

But to answer your original question, yes, the way you described it, that should be outlawed.

You have blocking fouls – which are fouls essentially for impeding the lane of a player. It seems that hand-checking is similar in type albeit lesser in magnitude.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

hand checking is usually on the back but it can be other stuff

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

then we could feasibly compete

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hand checking isn't technically a foul, though

Nor is reaching in. There’s only 4 types of personal fouls: hold, push, charge, block, hence the 4 signals. A hand check is a colloquialism for a push or a hold, and we can’t really get rid of those and I don’t see how we could limit their scope by “hand checks.”

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 11, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

sort of! only sort of.

technically illegal, but it still happens

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

anyway, you run the risk of giving referees running the game like they do in the NBA

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Apropos of nothing

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I want to know how many of those are functional?

why not cut off the muffler at that point?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Gerry closeup

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 11, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Aggie

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

/cuts another sport

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Strangely, this doesnt surprise me
According to the ESPN Sports Poll, Tim Tebow is now America’s favorite active pro athlete.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

it is getting back to annoying levels

at least it’s no longer so prevalent in my corner of the world

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Among people who watch ESPN, a channel on which much of the programming is devoted to Tim Tebow.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

What if Tim Tebow was Zoroastrian?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 11, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

What if Tim Tebow were Thuggee?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What if Tim Tebow were Huggy?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

What if Tim Tebow were spare ribs?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow continues to troll

to end the tebow news cycle you got to cheer on the patriots

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

UGA fan.....Tebow.......?

/error 404
//self-destruct sequence engaged.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone else read DJ Gallo here?

He made a list of the 8 reasons Tebow’s season has gone the way it has. It’s pretty funny, although he needs to remember that Tebow can never be President.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe he can, though

Three requirements:

  • be a natural born citizen of the United States;
  • be at least thirty-five years old;
  • have been a permanent resident in the United States for at least fourteen years.

Aren’t you natural born if you are the child of American citizens? I think it works the other way; that is, if one’s parents were not citizens but the child was born in the United States, that child would be eligible for the presidency. I’d be surprised if a child of American citizens was declared ineligible.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

no you have to be born in the United States. They did it to block Alexander hamilton

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you have to be born IN the United States, or a protecterate.

That’s why McCain was eligible, but Tebow isn’t.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess Tebow will have to get the Philippines to return to US hands first.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

MANIFEST DESTINY

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not correct.

Though born in a foreign country, as the child of a married US citizen couple he received automatic citizenship jus sanguinis. That makes him a natural-born citizen, eligible for the presidency at the age of 35.

(Of course it’s a silly question, but http://xkcd.com/386 and all.)

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 11, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

you have to be born in the US or a US territory (outlying possessions) in order to be president

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I have friends born in foreign countries to missionaries

who are considered natural born citizens due to their parents being the same.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

My brother was born in another country and cannot actually run for president because, despite being a child of naturalized citizens

he was not born on an outlying possession- a military base, vessel, or territory of the United States

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, me too

I’d sooner run for Parliament/Assembly though.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

it is apparently a matter of dispute

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll probably only be definitively settled by the courts when this becomes an issue a serious contender has to face

definitively

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Possibly

/Peter King.jpg

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all under

the same section of US Code, 8 USC 1401, “Nationals and citizens of the United States at birth.” Gonna be damn tough for a court to draw a distinction between sections of that.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 11, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This almost became an issue in '68

because Mitt Romney’s dad ran for President and he was born to U.S. citizens in Mexico, but asserted he was eligible.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

not going to get spidery

you have to be born here or born on a military base to be eligible for presidency, citizenship is a lesser requirement.

Google birthers and Obama

///AHHHHHHHHHHHH spiders

I

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Im pretty sure that John McCain was born on a U.S. military base somewhere

And he was eligible for the presidency

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Panama Canal Zone

Congress passed a resolution/“sense of the Hill” statement agreeing that for purpose of the election it was American soil and he was eligible.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Couldn't Obama have challenged that in Federal Court had he lost?

After all, a “sense of the Hill” wouldn’t supersede the Constitution.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We be gettin' close to spidery up in here, tonight.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Though no one is having a political argument, yet.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

In that case, I think Obama would've been technically right

But given the current U.S. Supreme court’s political standing, I doubt they would have declared McCain ineligible.

/NOT THE ICE SPIDERS

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

the wikipedia article on it is interesting appaerently

congress has this authority and passed a McCain’s ok statement earlier.

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Congress has the authority SCOTUS says it has.

I’m no hyperchicken lawya, but I gotta believe eligibility for election to federal office is a constitutional issue, and would get bucked all the way up that chain.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

agree totally

but there was this
In April 2008, the U.S. Senate approved a non-binding resolution recognizing McCain’s status as a natural-born citizen.68 In September 2008, U.S. District Judge William Alsup stated obiter in his ruling that it is “highly probable” that McCain is a natural-born citizen from birth by virtue of 8 U.S.C. § 1401, although he acknowledged the alternative possibility that McCain became a natural-born citizen retroactively, by way of 8 U.S.C. § 1403.69

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So did he.

Unfortunately, his illegitimate kid probably did too.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 11, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it done for Cali didn't he?

Running 1/6th of the country ain’t bad.

by The Monsieur on Jan 11, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

"Got it done"?

Not saying the state’s condition is Ahnuld’s fault, but Cali is in bad, bad shape.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

/remembers 70's Bob Hope for President TV special

//kids break it Bob at the end he wan’t eligible cuz Bob was born in England

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/fistbumps

//arthritis flares
///downs threeve advil

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Fat Tim Tebow?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Skinny Jared Lorenzen?

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Celibate Clemson?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Bob Jones?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gangsta BYU?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Competent Notre Dame?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Law-abiding Auburn?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Saban Basketball Center?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

What is this, a center for ANTS?!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Tall Nick Saban?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Schad SEC DC?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Esoteric Joe Morgan?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Obese Charlie Strong?

/will also accept Thin Charlie Weis?

by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Committed Todd Graham?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Rick taking TOB?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

*Risk

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Lovable Iowa?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginal Clemson?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Non-confrontational Finebaum?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

University of Alabama graduates?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Neon Rutgers Fans?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gas-X using Cheeseburger eating Brady Hoke?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Polytheistic Mark Richt?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Atheist Mark Richt?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Pass calling Mike Bobo

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I-Form Mike Leach?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

A fierce Clemson defense?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Buck Gus Johnson?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

A hot A&M Coed?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

An Alabama Field Goal?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnny Appleseed Harvey Updyke

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

A Georgia Tech co-ed?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

A given Paul Johnson fuck

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerdy Miami

(opposed to swag)

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Non Profit training ND?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kali-ma?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 11, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

you see?

this right here

I used to HAVE to watch Tebow-fest if I wanted to get my SEC football

now I can just change ESPN

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

they still beat Serbians

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Not any more.

Sorry Serbia, you’re going to have to step your game up.

/please don’t, for everyone’s sake

by Mango Stasi on Jan 11, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

well, once their war criminal leader got arrested things calmed down a bit

/no they didn’t

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

A riot almost started when I was in Kosovo because the Kosovar-Albanians were trolling the Serbians

in the north of the country by celebrating Turkey beating Serbia in basketball.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

THEM RED STAR BOYS BE CHEATIN' PAWWWWLLLLL

Imma hang up and lissen.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, just ESPN oriented ones

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 11, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I guess you haven't gotten a bag of piss thrown at you at the Estadio Azteca.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ISWYDT

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The fact that the horn almost touches the 3-point line proves your point.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oregon agrees

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

/seizure

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

there is a tree or forest on the paint on the court

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 11, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Apparently it’s a lot more muted and less distracting in person than it is on camera

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Oregon being Oregon

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHA I like the new Drake album

Heaven help me

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

College Hockey on an Aircraft Carrier?

Yes or yes?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Sure.

Can’t be worse than a basketball game on a carrier. At least you won’t have to worry about people slipping.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I know people who went to that and apparently it kind of sucked

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Did they get a tour?

If no, then I can see it sucking. If yes, WHAT?!?!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You had to stay in your seat for the most part due to security stuff and it was cold.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

MSU's athletic director is a magnificent bastard.

I vote yes.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a friend who played goalie at one of the outdoor ones- prep hockey game

he said outdoors was weird enough

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ON THE MUN!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

A kerbal rocket no less

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Screw that. Play next to a surfaced sub in the Arctic Ocean.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 11, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

make it like the friendship games where we play russian teams

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Northwestern...

Youre just never gonna make the tournament, are you?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Nah.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

OT:

almost 9 months till more football season? That’s how long it takes to go boom in the womb! WHY I GOTTA WAIT
Photobucket

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 11, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

fucking spambots

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

it's like when North Dakota gets to the elite eight

yea it would be fun to see them in the final four but that just mean North Carolina or some other power house in blue is just going to bomb the crap out of them

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi all

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Evening sir.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I never heard about Orlando, yo!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun. Tiring as all hell but a blast

Got to go to the parks and had a couple of pretty good parades. Got drunk on a charter bus. Twice.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

...unfortunately....

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean yes she is here

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Any drunken shenanegans?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

what ended up happening last night?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Is anyone here familiar with Turquoise Jeep?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 11, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

lemme smang it?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 11, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

One year ago today, this man was introduced as the head coach at Michigan (fergodssakes).

It has been a very good year and I look forward to many more. I’m glad to say that I was wrong.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

see you in Dallas bud

going to be such a long wait

/sigh

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

To AUBURN?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No. There is still a lot of time left.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is this generic blond hosting the People's Choice Awards?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

I think she is from The Big Bang Theory

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

She is not real interesting.

In other news, the “PEOPLE” have apparently decided that Adam Sandler is the best male comedic actor, or something.

Holy shit society sucks.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

In 1994?

Yes. That may be agreeable. 2012? Nay.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 11, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Favorite movie star under 25

All 4 major Harry Potter stars were nominated but some 12 year old girl (Chloe Grace Moretz? who the fuck is she?) won.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I had assumed all of the Harry Potter actors were in their 30s by now.

And thus ineligible.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And as actors aren't that good for the most part.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, I'll keep paying money to see Emma Watson

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/Has never heard of porn

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I think he has heard of too much porn and has transcended planes based on the things sometimes posted...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That is a truly epic trollface.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

She was Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass.

Also the female lead in the American version of Let the Right One In.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaley Cuoco

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

other than Statistics, quality of wins, and his team is irrelevant

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

for a second I thought he was a Temple player or something

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn down two to Kentucky in bouncyhoops with 5:30 to play

Carry on. (but if this upset happens, I’m gonna act a fool)

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 11, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Now down 5

Though thankfully getting the ball back after a stupid turnover.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Now down 8

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Chances of fool acting shrinking by the minute

Still one of our better performances this year.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 11, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Since UCLA is off until Sunday

I’ll just say Eat Shit Pitt.

Also, Alabama is leading LSU 31-19 at the half (even Alabama and LSU basketball teams seem to play an ugly game)

by Bus Crasher on Jan 11, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Cecil Hurt tweeted this about the game
No score at Alabama-LSU yet. Big cheer from student section when LSU dribbles into Alabama territory for the first time.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 11, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

almost went to this game

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn Auburning it up in the last couple minutes

here’s the basketball program I know and love

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

That alley-oop should seal the deal.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

that'll do cow

that’ll do

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't it wrasslin season?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Iowa state sucks pretty bad at wrestling this year

But they’re young which usually bodes well in wrestling.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Davidson is bad at wrestling this year

and every year

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I JUST BEAT MIKELEW AT WORDS WITH FRIENDS.

I feel like a genius.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

You played very well!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It was quite the battle there at the end!

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

signs of life

Barbee might finally be getting through

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh hi, this is not the conversation you're looking for.

But yes, Auburn is improving at basketball, as well.

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I really wish I hadn't hung that triple word/triple letter combo there for you!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Purple Rain

By Les Miles

I never meant to cause you any problems
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted-to-see-a-nother-champ-ion-ship ring
Purple rain, purple rain

God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.

by Dick H on Jan 11, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Shift + A

/Post football season depression.

by bevonyc on Jan 11, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

My television is full of terrible options.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Lord Hornblower.

Second to last of the Horatio Hornblower series.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 11, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Starting Band of Brothers soon.

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Great book for giving an overview of one unit's experience in the war.

Fantastic mini-series, too.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen the miniseries a bunch of times.

Just now getting around to reading the book.

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll like it, then.

It gives MUCH greater detail (obviously).

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Working my way through the Edgar Rice Burroughs "Mars" series

to prep for the movie coming out this spring. I hope to hell it doesn’t suck.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 11, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No

No it was not.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Archer any good?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Fandamntastic.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, it's like...

Meowschwitz in there.

I’ve seen that episode more times than I can count and STILL crack up at that line.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Title.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Holy shit, look at his little spots!

And the tufted ears!

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

For years, people who have worked for Disney...

the studio, that is… animators, executives, writers, etc, have called the place “Mouseschwitz”

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 11, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. yes they have

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

Kristen Schaal and H. Jon Benjamin. I laughed.

by bevonyc on Jan 11, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

it wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst either

I liked it better than family guy

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

flipped out until I read "reruns"

I’M MISSIN ARCHER!!?!?!

oh…reruns… whew

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yes along with most other shows haha

I had a brain fart moment haha

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yuuuuppp!

On Monday. Along with Being Human!

by bevonyc on Jan 11, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Monday?

I thought Thursday, the 19th.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Archer comes back Thursday.

Next week is the beginning of the second half of most shows’ seasons

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Haz Orange Bowl on DVR

Is watching Clemson get fucked again.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Bball doesn't do it for me.

But I’m glad to hear that the Women’s team upset the ags.

by bevonyc on Jan 11, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Good, good.

After looking at the courts, Texas A&M’s Texas is bigger than Texas’ Texas. But that has to be the case to get that big Longhorn logo in.

by Narrow Right on Jan 11, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/flips to LSU-Bama Hoops on the Threeve

Well I see ESPN isn’t wasting any bandwidth for this event

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Whoooo GT-NCSU tirefire!

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

What?

There’s a team worse than Tech in the ACC? I thought we were supposed to be the shitty ACC basketball team.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you'll have to talk with Virginia tech

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a fight to the death!

And both want to die.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You know

I always forget they exist.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to be able to forget about them

And pawn them off on the Big East or something

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Should never have accepted them into the ACC.

Inexplicable move there.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Kenny Rogers Roasters > Boston Market

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Boston Chicken?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's why Slive invited A&M and Mizzou

I’d like to pawn them off on the Big 12 or something.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Would Oklahoma have accepted if the SEC had gone strong after them?

I dont think FSU or Clemson ever would have actually gone

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they were tied at the hip with Okie State.

Would have needed both I think.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the dilemma

Do you go for the potential of a larger market but average program, or the known variable of a great and pretty good program in smaller markets?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have preferred the Okies, but LesMilesEatsGrass had some other points below.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That’s a good one, keep ’em coming.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If I'm Slive, and I have the opportunity for Oklahoma and Oklahoma State, I would have gone for it.

Especially over A&M and Mizzou. But as you said, Slive was concerned only with MARRRRRRRRKKKKKKEEEEEETTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS

Oh, and OU/OSU gives you the ability to recruit in only one state, as compared to the two now.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I worded that last part weirdly, if that's what you are referring to.

Yeah, that’s my bad. I should have put that before the other part.

What I meant to state was that one of the reasons Slive took A&M and Mizzou was that it allowed the conference to recruit in two states, especially “coveted” Texas. If he had taken the OSU/OU package (which I’m not sure was even an option anyway), the conference could recruit only in Oklahoma.

And as The Assman 1 said, Stillwater and Norman are much smaller markets.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand, I know yall hate talking about the NBA

But having the Thunder in a small-market but passionate Oklahoma is better for the NBA than having the Sonics in a larger but more apathetic Seattle. NFL too, the small market Packers are doing much much much more well than the surprisingly large Jacksonville market

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Not true

Throw a couple references to That 70s Show or The Real World – Seattle and he’s fine

by The Monsieur on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

?

I thought seattle LOVED the sonics, the owners just hated seattle and were pushing for an arena they knew they wouldn’t get as an excuse to hightail it out of there.

by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

They had a good core following that died off the last 3 years

because they were leaving and sucked. I’d be interested in seeing how OKC supports the Thunder if they come in last 3 years in a row.

by The Monsieur on Jan 11, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

ok you just made several points for MU & A&M

what are the advantages of OU and OSU

especially OSU

you are talking about a vandy level fanbase with one rich alumnus

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

OU and OSU aren't bad teams?

Heading into a conference that will disembowel them?

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That one rich alumnus has turned the program around the last few years.

OU is one of the biggest football schools around, even if they have had an off year or two, and with Pickens funding OSU, I have a feeling their new presence is going to stay for a while.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

For me, OSU and OU look like better football programs.

And thus would strengthen the conference as a whole.

Mizzou and A&M don’t add anything sports-wise except the markets, which was one of the reasons (if not THE reason), Slive added them.

Further, the clunky 13-team schedule that would have been necessary had Slive not added a 14th team compelled him to add Mizzou. If he had had time, he probably would have waited another year for a better program. (No offense to Mizzou fans here)

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

If OSU is ranked higher than MU, you put the Orangina Bear as your profile Pic?

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm...that's tough

I don’t know how many are returning for either team. Plus Mizzou has to play in a new conference.

My guy says OSU will have the better record at the end of the season, but much can happen between now and then.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

OU and OSU are a package

assuming he offered both yes

they accepted pac 12ish but pac 12ish was like oh you aren’t bringing texas, how about maybe next year…

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oklahoma wanted Pac-12 only.

And even if Clemson, Georgia Tech, or FSU had wanted in, South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida (respectively) would have done everything in their power to block them.

Slive overplayed his hand, big time.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah he underestimated the acc

because of its complete incompetence the big 12 will live

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 11, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea why in the world FSU (or Clemson) would want to go

Both teams already make a shitload of money in a much more winnable conference and they each have perennial top 5 recruiting classes

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The SEC East is less winnable?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

In general, Georgia and Florida are gonna be much better

And SC as of late has been top 10 worthy

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Homerism aside, besides some derps, UGA was a pretty strong team, and aside from scheduling quirks, USCe was a very solid team too.

Vandy is coming up, and UF is not going to repeat this year anytime soon.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

But I thought this year was already a repeat of last year for UF?

I didnt notice much of a difference

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

They went 8-4 plus won their bowl game in 2010 and only went 6-6 this year.

Last year they weren’t great, but they were absolutely pathetic to watch this year.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If UF is going to get back in the mix in the SEC soon, theyre gonna need an elite qb.

Or develop a shitload of defensive players quickly

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think they'll be elite, but probably good enough to be a pain in the ass for us.

UGA is supposed to win the division which means we’re probably going to finish tied for third with Mizzou behind USCe and Vandy.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Defense is good. We allowed only 96 yards or some such to FSU.

But the QB aspect is dead on. Hopefully, Brissett and Driskel will develop over the Spring and Summer.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

If yall had gotten Jameis Winston, Id think youd be top 5 in relatively no time

But right now, you are basically a slightly faster version of Penn State. Good D, great athleticism, but that is per average in the SEC. You really need a QB to set you apart

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah. Beat me to it.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't WF a rubber tree forest fire last year?

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

My NDNation account has been confirmed

Let the trolling begin

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Troll hard with @enron.com

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

For the lawyertariat

An awesome response to a C&D.

make sure you read to page 2

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 11, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, and non-lawyers will enjoy it too

especially if you enjoy people fucking with lawyers.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 11, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That's neat.

I like the one about the people trying to get the guy to stop building a dam on his property, when it was native beavers doing so

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not bad.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm betting Arnold Gallagher Percel feels ashamed.

Steelhead Brewing should, if they know about it.

Can’t all the overly hoppy beers just get along?

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to criticize Freetail for that

If you are gonna black stuff out, black it out.

Zoom Enhance should never work.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 11, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Zoom Enhance?

That was all with the Mark 1 Eyeball – and some google fu.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Im getting old, I had to zoom in two steps on the pdf

plus a search on BeerAdvocate

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 11, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Googling Hopasauras Rex gave me the brewery.

A lot of squinting gave up the address and zip code, which was enough to find the lawyer.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

How did you know it wasnt Titletown?

They also have a beer named that. Im wondering what their response looked like (Im assuming they got a C&D too).

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 11, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

We only lost by fifteen?

/everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Considering we were keeping it really close for the majority of the game

Yeah, it went much better.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

We may suck on offense,

but damn is our defense good. I really hope they stick it out with Barbee; he’s a really good coach who’s just been burdened with shitty players.

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Gottfried is crazypants Mclunatic

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

F'N A DIRK

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Ray Allen Cockfingers!

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I just passed up dollar drink night so I could get a break from the Hellbeast

that, and I have class early and I’m probably getting sick again.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

no. this is at a dance club that's only really a dance club on the weekend

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Dance clubs are on my no list.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Why I don't go on the weekends.

But dollar wells all night when no frat guys are there is a win win. Just find a pool table and camp out.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Booo.

The only dance club in my day was 514 Main, in the old theater; creatively named Club 514. Above 21 on the left side, under 21 on the right.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

And it's 2 dollar talls at Skinners.

5 buck pitchers at O’Hares. Wednesday is awesome here

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Was Mug Night Wednesday and Thursday at the two fratty bars

One of which preceded O’Hare’s – The Chevy.

Was International Night Thursday at Jim’s Tap.

Almost never went to the Lantern, Ram, or Ray’s Corner. Nine, Cubby’s, and Skinners did not exist.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Skinners is my favorite

Good music and decent prices. Big. Several pool tables. Jims still has international nights. Latern is a good place to avoid. Never been to Rays. Ram is a really really good restaurant. Probably the best in town.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no finer place to get shitfaced with old farmers at 1:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday

than Ray’s Corner. They used to have dollar PBRs – before the fucking hipsters absconded with it all.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hipsters ruin everything.

Also, Cubby’s is a legit sportsbar too. Highly recommend it if you ever return.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it still dry on Sunday?

That’s why no sports bar every had a chance when I was there.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

anybody just see this on ESPN3?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJtk4akaEME

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

Funny/gross.

I’ve only seen the shorter version on cable.

by bevonyc on Jan 11, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Huzzah!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

What is CFC?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS HERESY OF THE LESSER FOOTBALL?

Link your piece, and I’ll give it a read

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well post it in the CI or whichever threads are up tomorrow.

Interested in other people’s stuff.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

When the hellbeast is away the Kraken will play

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit, GEICO, I hate that stupid pig

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

WOAH

Says the guy who HATES EVERYTHING.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Wha?!

I mean, I like him too, but I did not expect you to.

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think...

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, THIS GUY unfortunately has work in the morning.

Night all.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Just got the best text ever:

“Ole Miss is playing basketball in Hawaii Dec. 21-25, 2012. Want to go?” YES DAD I DO WOOOOOOO!

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

Verrah nice

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 11, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't need no presents!

Give me a week on the beach!!

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

JELLY

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been scheming for years to get Dad to do the Hawaii Bowl for Christmas.

Apparently this was the push he needed. Hope it really happens.

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Catch some trash for us all.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 11, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm afraid we missed our best chance

The first year my brother was in California, my wife and I flew out for his first Thanksgiving there and he speculated about doing Hawaii for Thanksgiving one year. We vocally encouraged this, but he had no leave the following year, the year after he decided to come home for Thanksgiving, and then he moved back and got a girlfriend here.

/haz a sad

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 11, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Where I come from, a warm-weather Christmas is a bizarre thought.

But one that might be worth trying.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing new for us.

We usually alternate between Mobile and Nashville, so we basically alternate between shorts and snow.

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by allicolls on Jan 11, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You, like I, are from the real lowlands

I can tell when someone refers to Nashville as a cold, northernly climate.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, when I think of a white Christmas, I do not think of Nashville.

But I’m a Yankee Midwesterner.

It was weird enough that there was only a dusting of snow in Detroit on Christmas this year.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It actually just seems to have a coincidental tendency to snow the years we're there.

Pretty sure it was unseasonably warm this year, when we were in Mobile.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

There is still something odd about going to the beach and swimming on the day after christmas.

And Christmas lights on palm trees (I’m from Indiana originally). And Santa surfing. It’s nice though a bit surreal.
Sadly we’ll no longer be here…probably. But maybe you’ll get to see Norm Chow!

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 11, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate that we'll miss each other.

But you’re about to live a couple hours from me anyway.

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by allicolls on Jan 12, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Well all, I'm off to bed-

have a good night!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

If you say you're going home please go home

Don’t get my hopes up like that

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

Nice
JarrettSutton25 Jarrett Sutton
“@BlumbergOTB: Reports from #Mizzou basketball that ISU fans threw chew and full water bottles at the Tiger players/staff.” True story

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

Chew?

Seriously, what the hell?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 12, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Really

Everyone knows it’s “chaw”, not “chew.”

Jeez.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

So, I had an epic game of Risk last night

And was all set to win, before two guys teamed up on me and repeatedly attacked Siam and took out my 40 armies in 4 turns.

Fucking stacking card hand ins.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

Have you seen/played Risk Legacy?

It’s Risk that takes between 10-90 minutes, and over the course of 15 games CARDS ARE TORN UP and YOU PLACE STICKERS ON THE MAP and DRAW ON IT WITH SHARPIE. You literally create a new customized Earth with your friends.

First you sign the contract…

Packets are unlocked which contain world-altering effects…

Resulting in all sorts of strange shit…

And oh the temptation…

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP

by Big Head Zach on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyone around?

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 1:02 AM EST reply actions  

Sigh. Offseason.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I am...if you are

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Kind of around.

About to take my truck for a maintenance check since the engine light came on, yesterday. Fun stuff. It’s running fine with no noises and the gauges are all fine, so I’m hoping it’s something minor that the computer is picking up. I think I had a bad O2 sensor a few years back that caused the same light to come on.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

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