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The Dabo cover is pure fucking genius.
Wow.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
We Are Not Men; We Are Eight-Ball.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Duty now for the cocaine
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, No! It's Dabo!
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no one's going for the obvious?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Cocaine Traditionalists?
Gates of Blow?
Sniff it!?
Daboloid?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jocko Dabo?
Gut Steele-ing/Slap Your Chaddy?
Sloppy (I Saw My QB Gettin’)?
…
…
…
Shrivel-Up?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Not enough Devo love in this thread.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Hey! Commentariat! Leave that music alone!
All in all, it’s just a rec for Spencer Hall.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All in all it's just another parody in The Blog
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
You were barely even speaking words when the 80s ENDED...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 11, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
I see you drivin' round town with the cat I love...
This sounds like a must have for the family! How many and where can I order?
I can pay you with 1 rec
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
The new hit by Craig James (allegedly) -- Overkill(ed)
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I can't get to sleep...
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
I think about all my impulses
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Official Campaign music

my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 11, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
quicker than you can say "shallow grave".
"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
distim the frammisgoshes!
by thetennesseethumper on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 AM EST up reply actions
♫♫Caribbean Gene ...
… Now we know you aint got no teeth ♫♫

X
by TiderinMS on Jan 11, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
La Isla Pirata

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Crxxm Without Hats
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College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 4:55 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Oh my, a double whammy
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I prefer the classics
Oh the coach has pretty teeth dear
He don’t like em pearly white
Just recruiting, is old Mack, babe
And his staff is outta sight.
Yes that screen forms on the right, babe
Look out – it’s Mack the Knife!

Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Totally off topic here...
… but can we agree that Mark Davis is a first ballot Bad Hair Cut Hall of Fame inductee?

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 11, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
He still has to get in line behind Jim Trafficant

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Probably
<img src=“http://f.imagehost.org/0429/Waynes_World_Suck_and_Cut.jpg”/ height=300>
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Img furk.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I didn't know a reply could both suck and blow.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think that's actually his skull continuing under there. He's a distant relative of these guys:

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
JIMBO!
Although to be fair, that rug on top is definitely a Toupée.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
by ClarenceOveur on Jan 11, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
PTSD Clarinet Kid?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man, this collection is great!
I just found Les Miles’s game plan from Monday night.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Also, there's Crowton on Motown
With such hits as:
I Heard it on Rivals.com
Dancing in Herbstreit
Ain’t No Osweiler High Enough
Papa was a Rollin’ Stone (The Ballad of Todd Graham)
by Bobby Big Wheel on Jan 11, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
The last one cinched your rec.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
OT, and not sure if posted yet:
The recruit I’m hoping VT lands the most this year.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
No album cover . . .
. . . but this is the official background music for your 2011 Miami RedHawk season football highlights.
Ladies and gentlemen, Neil Young.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
seriously?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Disclaimer
By “official,” I mean selected by me with no acknowledgement from the university — though Steve Baker, the “Voice of the RedHawks” used to be the morning drive DJ at the legendary local alt-rock station (WOXY) and would probably appreciate all the musical shoutouts in this thread).
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Papa..
Papa Don’t Leach was worth reading just because I’ll near hear it the same way again.
by crotchconfidence on Jan 11, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions
Papa don't Leach
and i’m in trouble deep
but I’m shedding Craig’s Baby
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
The Beatles Domers Red Album

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
COMMENCE SPECULATION!!
@CFTalk: Alabama announces Nick Saban will conduct a press conference Thur at 2 p.m. ET. No reason was stated.
Free at last!
PAWWWLLL I DONE SEEN HIS PLANE ON THAT THERE FLIGHTRACKER
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
Saban will hold a three-minute presser . . .
. . . to announce that he doesn’t have time for this shit and then not speak to the press again until SEC media days.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He is returning to Smurf Villiage
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
HE'S COACHING AT BOISE STATE? BUT THEN WHERE WILL COACH PETE GO? UNLESS IT'S A COACH SWAP FOR A SEASON
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
NDNation has preemptively updated him to Tier 2 status
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
by 82-0 on Jan 11, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Saban is meeting with Tim Tebow this week...
to discuss the New England game

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 11, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Maybe he's hiring his identical twin, Dick Saban?
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 11, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wait, if Saban has a press conference at 2 PM eastern time
That means tomorrow’s Finebaum might actually be the greatest thing ever
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Saban will walk up to the mic, calmly utter the word "Haters.", turn around, and leave the room.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/grabs paper sack
//breathes into it repeatedly
///tries not to panic
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West
Quick question for Fearless Leader: completely unrelated procedural question
Completely unrelated to this post, but it would be buried in the FC thread.
You specified the spencer-at-sbnation email for FC articles. Is that the prefered email for commenter communiques rather than the harpumhharrumph one?
My photoshop isnt working right
But envision Todd Graham on this

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
the pic attempt failed
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
It was The Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I go"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
The PAC-laimers new hit
500 miles (from Utah to Colorado)
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Groan-rec
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that was by the CUSA-laimers.
They would WALK 500 miles. At least the Pac-12 earns enough revenue to buy airline tickets.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
HEY-OH
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
sorry, had to
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
ZZ John Marinatto sings "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide"
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
We would have also accepted
Wings’ “Big East over America”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Dropping soon... the Boise State/Stanford Choir's new single:
“Ain’t That a Kick Just Wide of the Head”
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
/looksaround
/weepsdeeply
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
cover of the old Florida State classic...

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 11, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Flagged
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 11, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Greened
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 11, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Flagged
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Double flagged
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
/flag goes wide left again
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Killed with fire
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
/fire goes wide right
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Burns all of Charlottesville
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Army cancels plan to implement college kicker-based artillery system
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
Good thing they shelved that before Atomic Annie tests
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
/Army tests anyway
//bomb aimed at firing range, lands in Guyana instead
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
It's easy to beat an opponent that's been nuked
joemorgan.jpg
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Its also to beat an opponent that uses a pitching machine as Quarterback...(cough cough LSU)
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Friend of mine who was 10th Mountain a while back
said one of their units accidentally had a gun fire into Canada on the range. And by gun, I mean a 155mm. Oops.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Enjoy Ft. Leavenworth!
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
There's a story a freind of mine tells about the "new" sand bunker on the golf course
thanks to him and his buddies at Schweinfurt…
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like the Most Dangerous Golf Course in the World
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Which now that I remember
Didn’t you say you played that hole?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen it, haven't played it.
But it’s a par-3 in the DMZ in Korea.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
/flag goes wide left
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
get outta my screens
braaaavooo
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions
REM's Dabos of the Reconstruction?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions
I hear Dabo is afraid the Wolves will Lower his score when he goes to NCState
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
I think Pat Dye is a life member of Oddfellows Local 151.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Don't go back to Starkville.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Saban didn't need words to win last night.
Hence the New Orleans instrumental 2012
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
(Charlie Weis, Don't) Fall on Me
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
The Key Play knocks it out of the park.

Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 5:42 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
They got some inside info on Saban's press conference tomorrow?
Also, EDSBS did it first (the Alabama/North Korea gif, that is)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
In Pyongyang and Tuscaloosa...
a rec is absolutely mandatory
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
Same in Hempstead, NY to be honest.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Nick Saban once got 22 5-star recruits out of a class of 18.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Except that, you know, he actually did.
/ Oversigning.com’d
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
How about...
Leader Saban once won 3 national championships despite only winning two conference championships?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
PAAAWWWLLLLL's listeners got together and formed a band.

Featuring the hit single “He Sells Sanctuary (for $180,000).”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
look above
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I seem to have a hammerlock on bad Eighties music today.
I ain’t proud.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Via LesMilesEatsGrass
CollegeFootballTalk @CFTalk
Alabama announces Nick Saban will conduct a press conference Thursday at 2 p.m. ET. No reason was stated in the release.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Bawwww
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
>.>.l
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions
and that ^ is the work of my 11 month old daughter
(trying to type Roll Tide I guess)
she’s so advanced
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Recently discovered B-side recorded after a concet stop in Athens, GA
“Time to Find Another Dog”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/ugagravespopping.gif
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Maybe they need to look in a different genetic line.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You sir are on a roll today
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
ACC -- Dear God
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College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It's got to be a cover of Police, right?
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
Roxanne
/obvioussongisobvious
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
So obvious
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Why arent my pictures working today???
It was Billy Ocean’s Get Out of My Dream’s and Get into My Car.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
I was trying to figure out . . .
. . . what to do with Craig James and the Nails’ “88 Lines About 44 Women.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hey, not to completely wreck the thread of this, but...
does anyone here know of a good in-browser Twitter app, to replace Echofon? It keeps telling me that it isn’t authorized, and making me re-authorize every half-hour or so
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So is this where we are tonight?
Or do we have our open thread fun in the Sports Tournament post
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
its already tonight? i'm still at work...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 11, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
easy tiger, we still have the whole afternoon/night to go
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Night doesnt start until 8 imo
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's 6:30 and dinner is cooking
It’s night.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well it is dark down here
And I’m sure up in Northern lands nightfall came even earlier
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Winter is coming...
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
That said
In Russian, as with British usage, “evening” goes all the way to midnight, while “night” only refers to the time between midnight and dark
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
well it's 3:30 here and I'm bored out of my mind at Office Hours
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Are you the holder of office hours or an attendee
If the holder, I understand your pain (not that I ever attended office hours)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm the holder...and I teach Ochem lab
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
AND YOU DON'T HAVE 10 PEOPLE THERE?
Idiots. Or geniuses. Probably idiots.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I never went to office hours
Definitely should have, but I always thought that I didn’t have anything besides simple questions (then I got my ass kicked on exams). Mane, Cantab hate aromaticity purp
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
More Les Miles

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Will this Nick Saban hit actually appear for me?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
The next hit from Tammy and the Legend
“Rednecks”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
With Finebaum as the backup vocalist?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Wannstache

(Kicking myself for taking so long to get to one this obvious.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hawaii's new hit: "Paradise By The Trash Throwing Light"
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Gene Chizik's latest hit: The Mayor of Simpleton
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 6:31 PM EST reply actions
Chip Kelly's new hit song, co-written by George LaMichael: Wake me up before you go-go
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Nope, time for Virginia's State of the Commonwealth Address
/J-term’d
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
And watch Syracuse
ESPN2
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, you college grads and your homework-less nights
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Homework?
More like sitting around in a holding pattern till school
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Homework-less night?
I have two degrees, and what is this?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You knew what you were getting yourself into
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
You do know what the three best things about being a teacher are, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You were supposed to do that?
/got Bs due to skipping ~1/3 of homework…
WOOOOOO!

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
This picture was created before that, for the record.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Who cares, Kentucky's playing Auburn in a half-hour.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
We have been at war with the Capitals since 2005.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 11, 2012 7:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH THE CAPITALS!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
They didn't exist before 2005. Just ask their fans.
How can you be at war with something that doesn’t exist?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 11, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And a bullshit foul on Melo
COOL, MORE MELO FOUL TROUBLE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Michigan losing to Northwestern at home.
Why does this happen every single year?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It won't last
Michigan is too good
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Northwestern shooting 61%, Michigan shooting 27%.
Probably not going to continue.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
And Michigan only down 7?
NW is fucked
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Why is Governor McDonnell wearing a Carolina blue tie?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
He went to ND
Maybe he’s colorblind
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Well I guess it means we're not terrible when we don't drop out of the rankings even after a loss
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:17 PM EST reply actions
AP
Not so kind
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Not representative of the season this year at all
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
Just picked a gem out of the Finebaum vault
Tammy does the sounds of the SEC mascots:
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:21 PM EST reply actions
Is this Florida's new OC wearing a gray sweater-vest and a houndstooth hat at the same time?
Setting a high standard for himself, it would seem.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Baggy ass vest
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
same with the shirt too
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
That's just usual dress shirt puff
But yeah, the vest is a little big. That said, I have a problem finding sweaters/vests the right size as I fall right between the medium/large. Medium is unflatteringly tight and large is just a big baggy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Shirt can/should be tailored, which will remove the "usual" dress shirt puff
That’s just a shirt that doesn’t fit correctly. Vest can be sized down on him, but I have a similar problem as you, but a notch down.
Nadolig Hapus
PAWWWLL AH HEARD FLAWDUH'S PAYIN' HIM SO MUCH
HE CAN BUY THEM FANCY EYE-TALIAN TAILORED SHIRTS. IMMA HANG UP AND LISSEN
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Italian tailoring for the jackets and trousers
English for the shirts and ties. American for the shoes.
And yes, I break my own rules.
Nadolig Hapus
Yeah, what he said
Shirts shouldn’t puff
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen that style somewhere before...

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 12, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Buddy of mine just says to me...
“Did I hear this right? Beyonce just had a kid with Vince Carter?”
Sounds like the start of a beautiful internet rumor!

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
Biggest waste of talent
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever he was awesome here
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Hell he was solid in the NBA too
despite his unbelievable laziness. A testament to his great talent.
Sposed to be SEC
It's amazing he was as good as he was
Even though he did not give a single shit about conditioning.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
That was the biggest bunch of bullshit
HOW CAN YOU SET A MOVING SCREEN IF THE OTHER TEAM HAS THE BALL?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
There are any number of decaffeinated brands on the market with the same flavor.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S NOT THE SAME
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
/sips DD coffee
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
This is true.
I only drink decaf sweet tea, now. Out of necessity, though. Doctor said caffeine is bad for my ulcer. Along with chocolate and alcohol.
/2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
WOOO HE JUST PLEDGED TO GIVE MORE TO STATE UNIVERSITIES TO LOWER TUITION
YAAAAAY!!!!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
/in 5 years
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Are you commenting on twitter
Because I would like to read
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
No, I've only been half paying attention
I tweet the more interesting stuff for the last 20 minutes
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
We call that "getting Louisvilled" now.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIEND'S MOVE TO
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is suicide music
No really. If I were from Cleveland and hadn’t already taken my life, and was going to, it would be to that song, perhaps because of that song.
Sposed to be SEC
Ohio State starts off the Fulmer Cup season-
Dominic Clarke gets charged with OVI
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nope
Offenses happened on Saturday the 7th
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Does it matter?
It’s when chargers were brought up, right?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Charged same day
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Balls.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Give Urban some time
He’ll instill proper crime discipline into them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Columbus will be the highest city in Ohio before long.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
"I thought Chargers were only supposed to be brought down."
- Norv Turner
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
I like it more when it's the coach
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
lolbigeast...
…
…Oh.
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
If only 'Cuse could make shots in the tournament....
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
If only Florida State could win in the tournament
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Florida State made the sweet 16 a year ago
Unlike some programs…
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Once in the past 20 years?
That’s adorable!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Lulz you guys are cute
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Aren't they though?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
/climbs out of spider chifferobe
That wasn’t too bad
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
OH GOD IT'S NOT OVER
/falls backwards back into spider closet
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
What the fuck was with the Irish Potato Famine tweet?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
He started going off about how his ancestors came over on the potato boats, and his family pulled themselves up by their bootstaps
Yes, he did go to Notre Dame, why do you ask?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 11, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who the fuck is Orson Charles?
And why is it a top story that hes going to the draft?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Possibly #1 TE in the draft
TE for Georgia
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Spencer and Charlie Weis adopted a kid and raised him together.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, it's finally over
I explained the situation of the government a little on Twitter, too
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Offseason threads be livelier than in season threads
At least from what I remember
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Once people start going mad from the football DTs, they will be
Now, people have school/work
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I was working on my Wednesday drunk.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Cuse-Nova, I'm happy for yall
But tomorrow night’s ACC game is the biggest hoops game of the week
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
No shit, really?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Pittsburgh shot 4/32 in the first half
Against RUTGERS
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No
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's a little of Rutgers is decent and Pitt is horrid
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Can the ACC return Pitt if it came with a receipt?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
State Farm girl with the karaoke machine
Oddly cute
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This seems to be the trend
Ads have to appeal to women too, and women hate bimbo/traditionally hot types, because girls automatically hate hot girls without reason. But the cute-in-an-interesting-way chicks they like.
Sposed to be SEC
You know, I was expecting better b-ball matchups on the first Wednesday
of conference play. Syracuse-Villanova and NU-UM seem like the only compelling matchups, unless I want to watch Arky-Ole Miss for schadenfraude value
correction
first full Wednesday of conference matchups
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
And Northwestern and Michigan are headed to overtime.
I suppose it could be worse.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No, FUCK YOU SYLVAINIA COMMERCIAL
YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE AND BLINDING
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Amen.
They should also ban fog lights for 99% of drivers who think they are poor man’s high beams.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Kentucky playing squeakyfoulflop at Auburn
The crowd has ALL THE SHAKERS. They look kinda funny indoors.
Also, the crowd is a good one. Contrary to what people say, including people from the school, SEC teams turn the fuck out when Kentucky comes to town highly-ranked. (Ole Miss not included).
Sposed to be SEC
Is this on TV or the Threeve?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks.
/flips to ESPN3
Wait…how are you down against Auburn?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Magnets
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I thought Kentucky didn't let the other SEC schools have hoopyball teams
So they could get away with sending out a local high school team for football and still get $SEC.
seriously
get it together Kentucky
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
My friends at Georgia are generally pretty excited about basketball
As long as at least one of the teams is good, they’ll come out.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
We usually have good support for our basketball team in Starkville
last year’s horrorshow team excluded. But we do get crazy when Big Blue comes down, and it’s almost always a close game no matter where the game is.
/this year’s game is gonna be war
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Y'all always do play us close
And you’ve been consistently the best team in the West for some time now.
I still vividly remember the SEC Championship from 2 years ago from a condo in Daytona Beach while I was near comatose from a dangerous combination of beer and lots of hurricanes. Crazy, crazy game I never thought we’d win. We all made it a point to root for y’all in the selection show and I still think it was horseshit you didn’t get a bid.
Sposed to be SEC
nah, that team was as close to medicore as could be for most of the season
Couldn’t get it done against the good East teams when we needed a win for an at-large berth. That game broke my heart, especially since it was Varnado’s last game, and I hated to see him go out like that.
//We’ll always have 1996 and 2007 though.
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
That and people are still pretty psyched about the new arena.
I may try to make it down there soon to see a game there.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently Auburn's team is still excited about it.
Since we’re undefeated at home this year, so far.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
Hoping the same effect will happen at Ole Miss when they finally build the new arena.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
when is that supposed to be ready
/TAD PAD IS SAD
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
When they raise the money?
So….a few years?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
once Houston Dale Nutt runs off with athletic funds and the AD's secretary it'll set the timeline back a bit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
People are really fucking excited about Coach Freeze.
Including me. Met the guy Sunday night, he was awesome.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I like him and think he deserves a shot
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nutt always seemed like he had somewhere else he needed to be or was rushing out the door.
Freeze was great – super sincere, happy to meet people, pose for photos, etc. Sat down and watched the end of the Tebow/Roethlisburger game (I like a coach who still obviously loves watching games just for fun). Listened to my mom tell him about players at our high school and already seemed familiar with a couple of them. Dad said he was texting the administration about getting Clemson and Georgia Tech off the schedule in favor of, like, Southeastern Missouri and teams we can beat (which is a move that makes sense for Ole Miss at least for the next few years).
My favorite exchange:
Dad: “My brother told me to tell you that Ole Miss hasn’t won a regular season nonconference game against a current BCS member since 1972.”
Freeze: “Oh shit, Archie didn’t tell me that.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Thinking about going to see Auburn play Ole Miss this Saturday.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
We are at about ONE COMMENT per minute. Sigh
Footbaw is over. :(
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
It's just a slow night
For some reason
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
yes, this.
Some of our craziest threads were in the off-season last summer.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
It’s how to recognize the interlopers. And honestly its the best time TO start commenting.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
You rang?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
/checks profile
Wow…..thought you’d been here longer.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Establishin' street cred y'all
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
That's us too.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Remember last summer, when we were actively counting down the posts to 1000 in a thread,
because we’d stayed in it SOOO long, and were almost out of things to talk about?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh yes, I remember.
/more shoes comments
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Soon, you won't be part of the late night crew anymore...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm in class right now.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Trying to refresh my memory on old classwork that will be of use in this semester's classwork.
Also panickedly following the live box score of Michigan-Northwestern (final: Michigan 66, Northwestern 64, overtime).
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
So question
I won a 40oz of Old E in a football bet (MU vs A&M paid up today) and it tastes horrible how much do I need to drink to honor COTG.
Bet was a 40 of the losers choice. A horrible horrible idea for people who are not in college and have been drinking good beer.
all of it
sorry
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
UNLESS THE PRIDE OF UNC DENTAL SCHOOL DECIDES HE WANTS YOU TO DRINK STREETWINE INSTEAD
Whooooooffff that was a night.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
gotta finish it.
Not a great bet
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This is why you don't bet with A&M fans.
They don’t think like people.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Any liquid must be downed.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
put it in a blender with ice and rum
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Guhhhh
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But that wont kill It

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
JUST TO POINT OUT IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GAHHH title click
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
If Pennywise ever offers you a balloon, dont take it
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't see the movie
But these gifs aren’t that scary
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Youve got to see It, preferably as a as a young child for full effect
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Whose picture is that in his locker?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
STUBOB HAS BEEN SUMMONED
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE BUT REALLY THEY WENT TOO FAR
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also, using a soft drink as deodorant is inadvisable
joemorgan.jpg
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Once, but never, never again

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT IN THE HELL
damn foreigners
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I NEED AN ADULT
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he paid for that.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West
by Piperch1ck on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I need bleach.
Lots and lots of bleach.
Preferably to drink.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Stubob?
Orangina?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Evil
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
NIGHTMARE FUEL
Thanks. I will be sleeping with the light on tonight. :(
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West
/belks
/belks again, all over the couch
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Man up and finish the drill. At the very least, you'll have a decent drunj going by the end.
Maybe stick it in the freezer for a minute to get it extra cold to kill the flavor.
Yeah, but a bet's a bet.
Also, why did you make this bet- you both trying to give up both drinking and gambling?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wait, did you win the bet or lose the bet?
I don’t know enough about booze to tell. Was the bet that he had to give you something if you won, or that you had to drink it if you lost?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I "won"
also got to randomly veto one type of 40. I went colt 45. This kinda reminds me of a skunky natty light.
Well, in that case, I would say if you don't like it, you don't have to drink it.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Works everytime
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
ARE YOU CONTRADICTING BILLY DEE?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
YOU VETOED COLT 45?
YOU FUCKING FOOL
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Cans
the 40’s don’t have that taste
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Glass containers are much better.
I haven’t had malt liquor in ages, but a 40 of Colt 45 is about as good as you’re going to get in that category of drank.
Yahoo! Sports: University of Michigan, NHL in advanced discussions for 2013 Winter Classic.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I'm really looking forward to the Frozen Diamond Faceoff...
For those who don’t know, OSU and Michigan are playing a game at Cleveland’s Jacobs Progressive Field this winter.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That does sound like fun.
I’m not a close college hockey follower admittedly, but I do see that Ohio State is doing well, and I’m sure the fans come out strong when they’re playing Michigan at anything.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yeah, they do-
OSU has been doing really well this year- I follow college hockey a little bit, but can’t as closely as I’d like. However, it seems to me that this team sort of came out of nowhere, riding a hot goaltender early to build confidence.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
WOW
Nice shot to end the half, UK.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions
Scott Christopherson hit one BEYOND halfcourt at the buzzer for halftime!
Iowa State 38, Missouri 36.
by Narrow Right on Jan 11, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Obligatory

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 11, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Also obligatory

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
look Kentucky
I’m going to need you to put Barn basketball in the cellar where they belong
I’m not sure we’re both allowed to be decent-good in BBall at the same time
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Don't worry, Auburn will DERP it up.
Not to mention we’re apparently only good (and that’s only on occasion) at home.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Barbee needs time
but there is pressure to show improvement this year
I think he’s the man but with the great arena comes great need to fill seats
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
We need the next Charles Barkley to show up
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I hate AU
but I love me some Charles
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
RUTGERS BEAT PITT 62-39?
Holy hell.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions
Pittsburgh is turrible
I can’t wait to finally beat them in the regular season
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
The short dude commenting on the Villanova game commented Pitt doesn't have a core of "tough" kids that know how to play hard.
He said people just want to put on the Superman cape.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
By that he means
Pittsburgh ran out of middle linebackers to put at center who can injure your players
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
DeJuan Blair on line 2..................
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Carl Krauser on Line
/elbowed in the face for a broken nose
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Do we have to keep Pitt?
Can we just regift them to another conference?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
You know, some marketing agency both came up with the idea of a 12 pack of tacos, and a commercial to go with it
When I was broke and in college we didn’t even worry about food. And after we had jerbs and a modicum of taste and brought our own 7 layer dips.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
WTF ARKY
You score 98 on us saturday, then you decide losing to a medicore at best Ole Miss squad is the way to go? Why did we let you in the SEC again??
we wanted a championship game and the money that came with it
we’re selling football in SEC country Baby
this shit right here? this shit is forever
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yes Fran, we've heard you say it 20 times
Dion Waiters is the most underrated player in the country
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Does anyone else agree that College Basketball needs to outlaw hand checking?
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My basketball knowledge is limited
What exactly does hand checking entail?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Hand Checking
contact by the defense on a ballhandler that impedes a player’s speed, quickness, rhythm, and/or balance.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
I don't mind, honestly. I don't think college needs much fixing. maybe a deeper three line and an additional official
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If outlawing hand checking gets rid of fucking Wisconsin and Marquette and Pittsburgh and teams like that
I’m all for it
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
no you'd have to ban zone to get rid of Wisconsin, which I don't think you in particular would favor
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and you'd have to ban guards to get rid of Marquette
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The only solution is to ban basketball from being played in the state of Wisconsin.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I wouldnt mind outlawing the Big Ten, just in general
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that was a "reach-in" foul
Or is that just in the NBA?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Reach in is different
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I AM SO CONFUSED
But to answer your original question, yes, the way you described it, that should be outlawed.
You have blocking fouls – which are fouls essentially for impeding the lane of a player. It seems that hand-checking is similar in type albeit lesser in magnitude.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
hand checking is usually on the back but it can be other stuff
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
then we could feasibly compete
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hand checking isn't technically a foul, though
Nor is reaching in. There’s only 4 types of personal fouls: hold, push, charge, block, hence the 4 signals. A hand check is a colloquialism for a push or a hold, and we can’t really get rid of those and I don’t see how we could limit their scope by “hand checks.”
Sposed to be SEC
NBA found a way
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
sort of! only sort of.
technically illegal, but it still happens
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I disagree, but we're not going to settle it because it'll just go to subjective observation
Sposed to be SEC
anyway, you run the risk of giving referees running the game like they do in the NBA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/Tells Michael Jordan to "retire" so they dont have to suspend him
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Apropos of nothing

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
My guess would be switzerland
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I want to know how many of those are functional?
why not cut off the muffler at that point?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fab Melo just ended the game with a buzzer beater 360 dunk
Classy
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So the heil Hitler arm wave for Longhorns....who thought that up?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Aggie
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Kentucky is struggling against a basketball-like substance named Auburn
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Auburn - NO SERIOUSLY WE COMPETE IN OTHER SPORTS TOO
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
/cuts another sport
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Seeing Token in White Face
Always makes me laugh my ass off
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Strangely, this doesnt surprise me
According to the ESPN Sports Poll, Tim Tebow is now America’s favorite active pro athlete.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
it is getting back to annoying levels
at least it’s no longer so prevalent in my corner of the world
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Among people who watch ESPN, a channel on which much of the programming is devoted to Tim Tebow.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
What if Tim Tebow were Thuggee?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What if Tim Tebow was a Snuggy?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
What if Tim Tebow were Huggy?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
What if Tim Tebow were spare ribs?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
UGA fan.....Tebow.......?
/error 404
//self-destruct sequence engaged.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Does anyone else read DJ Gallo here?
He made a list of the 8 reasons Tebow’s season has gone the way it has. It’s pretty funny, although he needs to remember that Tebow can never be President.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I believe he can, though
Three requirements:
- be a natural born citizen of the United States;
- be at least thirty-five years old;
- have been a permanent resident in the United States for at least fourteen years.
Aren’t you natural born if you are the child of American citizens? I think it works the other way; that is, if one’s parents were not citizens but the child was born in the United States, that child would be eligible for the presidency. I’d be surprised if a child of American citizens was declared ineligible.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
no you have to be born in the United States. They did it to block Alexander hamilton
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, you have to be born IN the United States, or a protecterate.
That’s why McCain was eligible, but Tebow isn’t.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I guess Tebow will have to get the Philippines to return to US hands first.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
MANIFEST DESTINY

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
That's not correct.
Though born in a foreign country, as the child of a married US citizen couple he received automatic citizenship jus sanguinis. That makes him a natural-born citizen, eligible for the presidency at the age of 35.
(Of course it’s a silly question, but http://xkcd.com/386 and all.)
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
you have to be born in the US or a US territory (outlying possessions) in order to be president
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have friends born in foreign countries to missionaries
who are considered natural born citizens due to their parents being the same.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
My brother was born in another country and cannot actually run for president because, despite being a child of naturalized citizens
he was not born on an outlying possession- a military base, vessel, or territory of the United States
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it is apparently a matter of dispute
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It'll probably only be definitively settled by the courts when this becomes an issue a serious contender has to face
definitively
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Possibly
/Peter King.jpg
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
It's all under
the same section of US Code, 8 USC 1401, “Nationals and citizens of the United States at birth.” Gonna be damn tough for a court to draw a distinction between sections of that.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
This almost became an issue in '68
because Mitt Romney’s dad ran for President and he was born to U.S. citizens in Mexico, but asserted he was eligible.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions
not going to get spidery
you have to be born here or born on a military base to be eligible for presidency, citizenship is a lesser requirement.
Google birthers and Obama
///AHHHHHHHHHHHH spiders
I
Im pretty sure that John McCain was born on a U.S. military base somewhere
And he was eligible for the presidency
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Panama Canal Zone
Congress passed a resolution/“sense of the Hill” statement agreeing that for purpose of the election it was American soil and he was eligible.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't Obama have challenged that in Federal Court had he lost?
After all, a “sense of the Hill” wouldn’t supersede the Constitution.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
We be gettin' close to spidery up in here, tonight.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Though no one is having a political argument, yet.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
In that case, I think Obama would've been technically right
But given the current U.S. Supreme court’s political standing, I doubt they would have declared McCain ineligible.
/NOT THE ICE SPIDERS
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
the wikipedia article on it is interesting appaerently
congress has this authority and passed a McCain’s ok statement earlier.
Congress has the authority SCOTUS says it has.
I’m no hyperchicken lawya, but I gotta believe eligibility for election to federal office is a constitutional issue, and would get bucked all the way up that chain.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
agree totally
but there was this
In April 2008, the U.S. Senate approved a non-binding resolution recognizing McCain’s status as a natural-born citizen.68 In September 2008, U.S. District Judge William Alsup stated obiter in his ruling that it is “highly probable” that McCain is a natural-born citizen from birth by virtue of 8 U.S.C. § 1401, although he acknowledged the alternative possibility that McCain became a natural-born citizen retroactively, by way of 8 U.S.C. § 1403.69
So did he.
Unfortunately, his illegitimate kid probably did too.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 11, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Got it done for Cali didn't he?
Running 1/6th of the country ain’t bad.
by The Monsieur on Jan 11, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
"Got it done"?
Not saying the state’s condition is Ahnuld’s fault, but Cali is in bad, bad shape.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
/remembers 70's Bob Hope for President TV special
//kids break it Bob at the end he wan’t eligible cuz Bob was born in England
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
/fistbumps
//arthritis flares
///downs threeve advil
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
The real question is
who is his running mate?
by The Monsieur on Jan 11, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fat Tim Tebow?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Skinny Jared Lorenzen?
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Celibate Clemson?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Bob Jones?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gangsta BYU?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Competent Notre Dame?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Law-abiding Auburn?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Nick Saban Basketball Center?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Short Brock Osweiler?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
What is this, a center for ANTS?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Tall Nick Saban?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad SEC DC?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Esoteric Joe Morgan?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Obese Charlie Strong?
/will also accept Thin Charlie Weis?
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Committed Todd Graham?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Rick taking TOB?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
*Risk
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Lovable Iowa?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Virginal Clemson?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The lovely town of Cleveland?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Non-confrontational Finebaum?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
University of Alabama graduates?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Neon Rutgers Fans?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
National Champion Bo Schembechler
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Gas-X using Cheeseburger eating Brady Hoke?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Polytheistic Mark Richt?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Atheist Mark Richt?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Pass calling Mike Bobo
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I-Form Mike Leach?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Sober, hedge-fund manager 8-Ball?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
A quiet evening at home with Dana Holgorson
by Mango Stasi on Jan 11, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
A fierce Clemson defense?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Buck Gus Johnson?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A hot A&M Coed?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
An Alabama Field Goal?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
A competent Jordan Jefferson?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Humanitarian Harvey Updyke?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
War Eagle Harvey Updike?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Rex Grossman, Checkdown Champion?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 11, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Florida football players who just say no to drugs.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 11, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Eastern San Diego State?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Johnny Appleseed Harvey Updyke
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
A Georgia Tech co-ed?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
A given Paul Johnson fuck
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Nerdy Miami
(opposed to swag)
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Non Profit training ND?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
/Belks
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
you see?
this right here
I used to HAVE to watch Tebow-fest if I wanted to get my SEC football
now I can just change ESPN
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
they still beat Serbians
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not any more.
Sorry Serbia, you’re going to have to step your game up.
/please don’t, for everyone’s sake
well, once their war criminal leader got arrested things calmed down a bit
/no they didn’t
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A riot almost started when I was in Kosovo because the Kosovar-Albanians were trolling the Serbians
in the north of the country by celebrating Turkey beating Serbia in basketball.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
THEM RED STAR BOYS BE CHEATIN' PAWWWWLLLLL
Imma hang up and lissen.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I guess you haven't gotten a bag of piss thrown at you at the Estadio Azteca.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Does anyone know the state that the basketball team is from on ESPN2? I can't see any indicator
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 11, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
ISWYDT
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
I think even the obnoxious Jim Boeheim court is more subtle than that.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
The fact that the horn almost touches the 3-point line proves your point.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oregon agrees

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
/seizure
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They've spread this crap to basketball?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
there is a tree or forest on the paint on the court
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Yes.
Apparently it’s a lot more muted and less distracting in person than it is on camera
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Oregon being Oregon
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
So fucking good

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
that would be awesome to get a high quality print made of and framed
my wife might even let me hang it up in the office
HAHA I like the new Drake album
Heaven help me
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
College Hockey on an Aircraft Carrier?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions
Sure.
Can’t be worse than a basketball game on a carrier. At least you won’t have to worry about people slipping.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I know people who went to that and apparently it kind of sucked
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You had to stay in your seat for the most part due to security stuff and it was cold.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MSU's athletic director is a magnificent bastard.
I vote yes.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
make them play in rough waters
I want to see some random falling.
by Dawg from Canton on Jan 11, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I have a friend who played goalie at one of the outdoor ones- prep hockey game
he said outdoors was weird enough
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Why not play on top of an airborne blimp?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
A kerbal rocket no less
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
We will not reach our potential as a civilization until the football equivalent of this exists

Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 11, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Looks quite dangerous
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Flew past that once, about a mile away
Medevac was the official mission
Well hello there hangover. Fancy meeting you here this bright Thursday morning.
by Cranked_Irish on Jan 11, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Screw that. Play next to a surfaced sub in the Arctic Ocean.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
make it like the friendship games where we play russian teams
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh Northwestern...
Youre just never gonna make the tournament, are you?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Nah.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
OT:
almost 9 months till more football season? That’s how long it takes to go boom in the womb! WHY I GOTTA WAIT

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 11, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions
The Replacements is making a comeback against the Ducks
OH SHIT
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
fucking spambots
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it's like when North Dakota gets to the elite eight
yea it would be fun to see them in the final four but that just mean North Carolina or some other power house in blue is just going to bomb the crap out of them
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Hi all
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions
NORM!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Evening sir.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I never heard about Orlando, yo!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Fun. Tiring as all hell but a blast
Got to go to the parks and had a couple of pretty good parades. Got drunk on a charter bus. Twice.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
...unfortunately....
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
I mean yes she is here
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Any drunken shenanegans?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
what ended up happening last night?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is anyone here familiar with Turquoise Jeep?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 11, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions
lemme smang it?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 11, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
One year ago today, this man was introduced as the head coach at Michigan (fergodssakes).

It has been a very good year and I look forward to many more. I’m glad to say that I was wrong.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
see you in Dallas bud
going to be such a long wait
/sigh
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Im sure the SEC officials wont let this shit go down
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Who is this generic blond hosting the People's Choice Awards?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I think she is from The Big Bang Theory
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
She is not real interesting.
In other news, the “PEOPLE” have apparently decided that Adam Sandler is the best male comedic actor, or something.
Holy shit society sucks.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Favorite movie star under 25
All 4 major Harry Potter stars were nominated but some 12 year old girl (Chloe Grace Moretz? who the fuck is she?) won.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I had assumed all of the Harry Potter actors were in their 30s by now.
And thus ineligible.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
And as actors aren't that good for the most part.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I'll keep paying money to see Emma Watson
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/Has never heard of porn
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
No, I think he has heard of too much porn and has transcended planes based on the things sometimes posted...
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why is a soft drink called "Orangina" anyway?
It sounds like a sex toy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
That is a truly epic trollface.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
She was Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass.
Also the female lead in the American version of Let the Right One In.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Kaley Cuoco
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh my god the comments are full of win
http://espn.go.com/blog/collegebasketballnation/post/_/id/44271/jason-kings-wooden-award-ballot
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Who is Mike Scott?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
True, but there is no good reason for leaving Mike Scott off the list
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
other than Statistics, quality of wins, and his team is irrelevant
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's 2012. Time to end pace discrimination!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
for a second I thought he was a Temple player or something
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Auburn down two to Kentucky in bouncyhoops with 5:30 to play
Carry on. (but if this upset happens, I’m gonna act a fool)
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Now down 5
Though thankfully getting the ball back after a stupid turnover.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Now down 8
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Chances of fool acting shrinking by the minute
Still one of our better performances this year.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Since UCLA is off until Sunday
I’ll just say Eat Shit Pitt.
Also, Alabama is leading LSU 31-19 at the half (even Alabama and LSU basketball teams seem to play an ugly game)
Cecil Hurt tweeted this about the game
No score at Alabama-LSU yet. Big cheer from student section when LSU dribbles into Alabama territory for the first time.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 11, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
almost went to this game
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn Auburning it up in the last couple minutes
here’s the basketball program I know and love
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
That alley-oop should seal the deal.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
that'll do cow
that’ll do
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't it wrasslin season?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Iowa state sucks pretty bad at wrestling this year
But they’re young which usually bodes well in wrestling.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Davidson is bad at wrestling this year
and every year
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I JUST BEAT MIKELEW AT WORDS WITH FRIENDS.
I feel like a genius.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You played very well!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It was quite the battle there at the end!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
signs of life
Barbee might finally be getting through
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Oh hi, this is not the conversation you're looking for.
But yes, Auburn is improving at basketball, as well.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I really wish I hadn't hung that triple word/triple letter combo there for you!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Purple Rain
By Les Miles
I never meant to cause you any problems
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted-to-see-a-nother-champ-ion-ship ring
Purple rain, purple rain
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
My television is full of terrible options.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Starting Band of Brothers soon.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Great book for giving an overview of one unit's experience in the war.
Fantastic mini-series, too.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen the miniseries a bunch of times.
Just now getting around to reading the book.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You'll like it, then.
It gives MUCH greater detail (obviously).
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Working my way through the Edgar Rice Burroughs "Mars" series
to prep for the movie coming out this spring. I hope to hell it doesn’t suck.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Bob' Burgers?
Was that any good?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Is Archer any good?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Fandamntastic.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I've lost a kidney and a spleen laughing from Archer
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, it's like...
Meowschwitz in there.
I’ve seen that episode more times than I can count and STILL crack up at that line.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Title.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Holy shit, look at his little spots!
And the tufted ears!
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
For years, people who have worked for Disney...
the studio, that is… animators, executives, writers, etc, have called the place “Mouseschwitz”
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
yes. yes they have
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Heh. I'm making reservations to go tomorrow.
Hooray for old people with military discounts!
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
it wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst either
I liked it better than family guy
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
flipped out until I read "reruns"
I’M MISSIN ARCHER!!?!?!
oh…reruns… whew
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
yes along with most other shows haha
I had a brain fart moment haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Monday?
I thought Thursday, the 19th.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Archer comes back Thursday.
Next week is the beginning of the second half of most shows’ seasons
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Second to last Texas-A&M MBB on TV
but I’m reaching.
by Narrow Right on Jan 11, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Good, good.
After looking at the courts, Texas A&M’s Texas is bigger than Texas’ Texas. But that has to be the case to get that big Longhorn logo in.
by Narrow Right on Jan 11, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever happened to French Stewart?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
/flips to LSU-Bama Hoops on the Threeve
Well I see ESPN isn’t wasting any bandwidth for this event
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions
Whoooo GT-NCSU tirefire!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I refuse to believe the Pack sucks more than us
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
What?
There’s a team worse than Tech in the ACC? I thought we were supposed to be the shitty ACC basketball team.
Nadolig Hapus
you'll have to talk with Virginia tech
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No matter what the state of your athletic program may be, youll always have Boston College to point and laugh at
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
I would like to be able to forget about them
And pawn them off on the Big East or something
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Should never have accepted them into the ACC.
Inexplicable move there.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
BUT THEY GOT THE BOSTON MAHHHKAT
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Kenny Rogers Roasters > Boston Market
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Boston Chicken?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's why Slive invited A&M and Mizzou
I’d like to pawn them off on the Big 12 or something.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Would Oklahoma have accepted if the SEC had gone strong after them?
I dont think FSU or Clemson ever would have actually gone
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I think they were tied at the hip with Okie State.
Would have needed both I think.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
That's the dilemma
Do you go for the potential of a larger market but average program, or the known variable of a great and pretty good program in smaller markets?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I would have preferred the Okies, but LesMilesEatsGrass had some other points below.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s a good one, keep ’em coming.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I'm Slive, and I have the opportunity for Oklahoma and Oklahoma State, I would have gone for it.
Especially over A&M and Mizzou. But as you said, Slive was concerned only with MARRRRRRRRKKKKKKEEEEEETTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS
Oh, and OU/OSU gives you the ability to recruit in only one state, as compared to the two now.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I worded that last part weirdly, if that's what you are referring to.
Yeah, that’s my bad. I should have put that before the other part.
What I meant to state was that one of the reasons Slive took A&M and Mizzou was that it allowed the conference to recruit in two states, especially “coveted” Texas. If he had taken the OSU/OU package (which I’m not sure was even an option anyway), the conference could recruit only in Oklahoma.
And as The Assman 1 said, Stillwater and Norman are much smaller markets.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
On the other hand, I know yall hate talking about the NBA
But having the Thunder in a small-market but passionate Oklahoma is better for the NBA than having the Sonics in a larger but more apathetic Seattle. NFL too, the small market Packers are doing much much much more well than the surprisingly large Jacksonville market
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well, there went YOUR shot to be on Grantland.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Not true
Throw a couple references to That 70s Show or The Real World – Seattle and he’s fine
by The Monsieur on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or some obscure 70s sports movie
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
?
I thought seattle LOVED the sonics, the owners just hated seattle and were pushing for an arena they knew they wouldn’t get as an excuse to hightail it out of there.
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
They had a good core following that died off the last 3 years
because they were leaving and sucked. I’d be interested in seeing how OKC supports the Thunder if they come in last 3 years in a row.
by The Monsieur on Jan 11, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
ok you just made several points for MU & A&M
what are the advantages of OU and OSU
especially OSU
you are talking about a vandy level fanbase with one rich alumnus
OU and OSU aren't bad teams?
Heading into a conference that will disembowel them?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
That one rich alumnus has turned the program around the last few years.
OU is one of the biggest football schools around, even if they have had an off year or two, and with Pickens funding OSU, I have a feeling their new presence is going to stay for a while.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
For me, OSU and OU look like better football programs.
And thus would strengthen the conference as a whole.
Mizzou and A&M don’t add anything sports-wise except the markets, which was one of the reasons (if not THE reason), Slive added them.
Further, the clunky 13-team schedule that would have been necessary had Slive not added a 14th team compelled him to add Mizzou. If he had had time, he probably would have waited another year for a better program. (No offense to Mizzou fans here)
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
If OSU is ranked higher than MU, you put the Orangina Bear as your profile Pic?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NO
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm...that's tough
I don’t know how many are returning for either team. Plus Mizzou has to play in a new conference.
My guy says OSU will have the better record at the end of the season, but much can happen between now and then.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
OU and OSU are a package
assuming he offered both yes
they accepted pac 12ish but pac 12ish was like oh you aren’t bringing texas, how about maybe next year…
Oklahoma wanted Pac-12 only.
And even if Clemson, Georgia Tech, or FSU had wanted in, South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida (respectively) would have done everything in their power to block them.
Slive overplayed his hand, big time.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea why in the world FSU (or Clemson) would want to go
Both teams already make a shitload of money in a much more winnable conference and they each have perennial top 5 recruiting classes
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
The SEC East is less winnable?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In general, Georgia and Florida are gonna be much better
And SC as of late has been top 10 worthy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Homerism aside, besides some derps, UGA was a pretty strong team, and aside from scheduling quirks, USCe was a very solid team too.
Vandy is coming up, and UF is not going to repeat this year anytime soon.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
But I thought this year was already a repeat of last year for UF?
I didnt notice much of a difference
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
They went 8-4 plus won their bowl game in 2010 and only went 6-6 this year.
Last year they weren’t great, but they were absolutely pathetic to watch this year.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
If UF is going to get back in the mix in the SEC soon, theyre gonna need an elite qb.
Or develop a shitload of defensive players quickly
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think they'll be elite, but probably good enough to be a pain in the ass for us.
UGA is supposed to win the division which means we’re probably going to finish tied for third with Mizzou behind USCe and Vandy.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Defense is good. We allowed only 96 yards or some such to FSU.
But the QB aspect is dead on. Hopefully, Brissett and Driskel will develop over the Spring and Summer.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
If yall had gotten Jameis Winston, Id think youd be top 5 in relatively no time
But right now, you are basically a slightly faster version of Penn State. Good D, great athleticism, but that is per average in the SEC. You really need a QB to set you apart
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Vandy did beat ACC's Vandy this year.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
Gah. Beat me to it.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't WF a rubber tree forest fire last year?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I used my Southeby's account just be sure
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Troll hard with @enron.com
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, and non-lawyers will enjoy it too
especially if you enjoy people fucking with lawyers.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
That's neat.
I like the one about the people trying to get the guy to stop building a dam on his property, when it was native beavers doing so
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Not bad.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
The T-rex waving little white flags makes me giggle
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I'm betting Arnold Gallagher Percel feels ashamed.
Steelhead Brewing should, if they know about it.
Can’t all the overly hoppy beers just get along?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I have to criticize Freetail for that
If you are gonna black stuff out, black it out.
Zoom Enhance should never work.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Zoom Enhance?
That was all with the Mark 1 Eyeball – and some google fu.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Im getting old, I had to zoom in two steps on the pdf
plus a search on BeerAdvocate
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Googling Hopasauras Rex gave me the brewery.
A lot of squinting gave up the address and zip code, which was enough to find the lawyer.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
How did you know it wasnt Titletown?
They also have a beer named that. Im wondering what their response looked like (Im assuming they got a C&D too).
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Because the law office was in Eugene, OR.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Order of operations, I thought you figured out the brewery first
I read your post too linearly, I guess.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Call it being reductive.
Two choices, small brewery – what are the odds that the law office isn’t in the same town?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Even ignoring that, why would a Green Bay brewery use a Eugene lawyer?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
We only lost by fifteen?
/everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions
Considering we were keeping it really close for the majority of the game
Yeah, it went much better.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 11, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
We may suck on offense,
but damn is our defense good. I really hope they stick it out with Barbee; he’s a really good coach who’s just been burdened with shitty players.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Never shoulda fired Lebo
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you Lebo was terrible.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Mark Gottfried is crazypants Mclunatic

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
F'N A DIRK
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions
Ray Allen Cockfingers!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
I just passed up dollar drink night so I could get a break from the Hellbeast
that, and I have class early and I’m probably getting sick again.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
no. this is at a dance club that's only really a dance club on the weekend
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Dance clubs are on my no list.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Why I don't go on the weekends.
But dollar wells all night when no frat guys are there is a win win. Just find a pool table and camp out.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
/plays sandstorm
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 11, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Booo.
The only dance club in my day was 514 Main, in the old theater; creatively named Club 514. Above 21 on the left side, under 21 on the right.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
And it's 2 dollar talls at Skinners.
5 buck pitchers at O’Hares. Wednesday is awesome here
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Was Mug Night Wednesday and Thursday at the two fratty bars
One of which preceded O’Hare’s – The Chevy.
Was International Night Thursday at Jim’s Tap.
Almost never went to the Lantern, Ram, or Ray’s Corner. Nine, Cubby’s, and Skinners did not exist.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Skinners is my favorite
Good music and decent prices. Big. Several pool tables. Jims still has international nights. Latern is a good place to avoid. Never been to Rays. Ram is a really really good restaurant. Probably the best in town.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
There's no finer place to get shitfaced with old farmers at 1:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday
than Ray’s Corner. They used to have dollar PBRs – before the fucking hipsters absconded with it all.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Hipsters ruin everything.
Also, Cubby’s is a legit sportsbar too. Highly recommend it if you ever return.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Is it still dry on Sunday?
That’s why no sports bar every had a chance when I was there.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
No it's not
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
anybody just see this on ESPN3?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJtk4akaEME
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Huzzah!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
What is CFC?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome place
http://www.cartilagefreecaptain.com/
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT IS THIS HERESY OF THE LESSER FOOTBALL?
Link your piece, and I’ll give it a read
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Ain't going up until tomorrow dog
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Well post it in the CI or whichever threads are up tomorrow.
Interested in other people’s stuff.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
When the hellbeast is away the Kraken will play
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions
Dammit, GEICO, I hate that stupid pig
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I love him
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
WOAH
Says the guy who HATES EVERYTHING.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Wha?!
I mean, I like him too, but I did not expect you to.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It's the pinwheels
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 11, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I have a gigantic hankering for Cheesesteak right now
God damnit.
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Did I miss a serious argument that Missouri and A&M are better than OSU and OU?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions
I think...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
yes.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, THIS GUY unfortunately has work in the morning.
Night all.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Just got the best text ever:
“Ole Miss is playing basketball in Hawaii Dec. 21-25, 2012. Want to go?” YES DAD I DO WOOOOOOO!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I don't need no presents!
Give me a week on the beach!!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
JELLY
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
where I come from, that's called love
by BabyI'mBurning on Jan 11, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
I've been scheming for years to get Dad to do the Hawaii Bowl for Christmas.
Apparently this was the push he needed. Hope it really happens.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Catch some trash for us all.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I'm afraid we missed our best chance
The first year my brother was in California, my wife and I flew out for his first Thanksgiving there and he speculated about doing Hawaii for Thanksgiving one year. We vocally encouraged this, but he had no leave the following year, the year after he decided to come home for Thanksgiving, and then he moved back and got a girlfriend here.
/haz a sad
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Where I come from, a warm-weather Christmas is a bizarre thought.
But one that might be worth trying.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Nothing new for us.
We usually alternate between Mobile and Nashville, so we basically alternate between shorts and snow.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You, like I, are from the real lowlands
I can tell when someone refers to Nashville as a cold, northernly climate.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, when I think of a white Christmas, I do not think of Nashville.
But I’m a Yankee Midwesterner.
It was weird enough that there was only a dusting of snow in Detroit on Christmas this year.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It actually just seems to have a coincidental tendency to snow the years we're there.
Pretty sure it was unseasonably warm this year, when we were in Mobile.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
There is still something odd about going to the beach and swimming on the day after christmas.
And Christmas lights on palm trees (I’m from Indiana originally). And Santa surfing. It’s nice though a bit surreal.
Sadly we’ll no longer be here…probably. But maybe you’ll get to see Norm Chow!
At least I have a beach.
I hate that we'll miss each other.
But you’re about to live a couple hours from me anyway.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well all, I'm off to bed-
have a good night!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If you say you're going home please go home
Don’t get my hopes up like that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 11:58 PM EST reply actions
/points
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 12, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Nice
JarrettSutton25 Jarrett Sutton
“@BlumbergOTB: Reports from #Mizzou basketball that ISU fans threw chew and full water bottles at the Tiger players/staff.” True story
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Chew?
Seriously, what the hell?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Really
Everyone knows it’s “chaw”, not “chew.”
Jeez.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 12, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
So, I had an epic game of Risk last night
And was all set to win, before two guys teamed up on me and repeatedly attacked Siam and took out my 40 armies in 4 turns.
Fucking stacking card hand ins.
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Have you seen/played Risk Legacy?
It’s Risk that takes between 10-90 minutes, and over the course of 15 games CARDS ARE TORN UP and YOU PLACE STICKERS ON THE MAP and DRAW ON IT WITH SHARPIE. You literally create a new customized Earth with your friends.
First you sign the contract…

Packets are unlocked which contain world-altering effects…


Resulting in all sorts of strange shit…

And oh the temptation…

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
No reason for this...
but holy shit, a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out it’s ass!!!

my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
Anyone around?
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
Sigh. Offseason.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
I am...if you are
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 12, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Kind of around.
About to take my truck for a maintenance check since the engine light came on, yesterday. Fun stuff. It’s running fine with no noises and the gauges are all fine, so I’m hoping it’s something minor that the computer is picking up. I think I had a bad O2 sensor a few years back that caused the same light to come on.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions

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