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Corvallis uber alles?

My banner ad is Oregon State advertising for “Out of State Students; 2/3 Get Scholarships.”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

Oregon Rose Bowl attire...

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like they ought to have an exchange program for Texas A&M students.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Buick Human Highlight Reel for me

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get no ads.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Same.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If an ad is sent to a purdue fan does it get any hits?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/philosoraptor.jpg

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if the analytics for pageviews count adblocker blocks

probably not

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

use adblocker

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

So now that I don't have football

I have 2300 comments from today to read after my workout. You people better entertain me.

by Narrow Right on Jan 10, 2012 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

the people who say they are girls on the internet will be along soon enough

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

HALLO

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

BAWWWWWWWWW

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

BAWWWWL MY ASS

My corgi died the week before Christmas.

RIP, Sir Basil Rathbone.

"Don't live your life on the default settings"

by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 10, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Condolences.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

I harbor no hostility to all the cake postings on this board.

But, the puppies pics make things very dusty here.


"Don't live your life on the default settings"

by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

One of our dogs (weimaraner) died last Christmas right when the Sarah McLaughlin SPCA ads were running all the time.

I know that feel….

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 10, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

there's just a lot going on there

I don’t even know where to start

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Alamaba claims to have won a majority of the National Championships.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yikes.

Keep fighting the good fight.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

God, still with the Alabama discussion?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm trying to figure out how that headline happened

Because that’s beyond any level of stupidity I’ve ever seen. Could they possibly mean plurality? Even that doesn’t… fuck it, I’m moving to Japan.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't be in a hurry to head west Tex.

You might end up glowing in the dark.

FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14

by CashvilleNole on Jan 11, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

That requires a double facepalm.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I was told it was...

but, I have no first-hand knowledge

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Green'd

but please tell me you got that from The Onion.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I did not, actually...

was emailed to me by a fellow mathematician, apparently real.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, I worry for my country.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So...

Um. How about those… aw fuck it what the hell am I supposed to do now? Good thing I’m going to the bar later.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

por vous

http://www.ndnation.com/boards/showpost.php?b=football;pid=298971;d=all

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Saban Catholic?

Or is that a sacrifice NDNation will make in order to return to glory?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't he a Croat?**

So I would think at least culturally, yes.

**I could have worded it “of Croatian descent,” but I think Croat is a cool word.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It's funny because it won't happen.

Otherwise, it would be pants-shittingly terrifying.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

(fans turn on Saban the first time he says "shit" in an interview)

Which will, of course, be his introductory press conference. Saban doesn’t have time for that shit.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Genuflecting?

Don’t have time for that shit.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Now, now...

they wouldn’t have a problem with it, provided he only says “holy shit”.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Jan 10, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

He tried that at Michigan State.

Left before he finished the job.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He wasn't all that good when he couldn't oversign.

Just good enough to ruin a childhood season of mine!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Gray is a tier 3 color.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

If they grayshirted Gary Gray, I feel like they'd be okay with it.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Fortunately

the NDNation luminaries have determined that oversigning makes absolutely no difference and is completely inconsequential.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll rec that.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

They lost to Nevada?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We won a share of the WAC title that year...

/small victories

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Jan 10, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And they beat Georgia...

… who played in the SEC Championship Game. That’s evidence of something! Somebody start printing up t-shirts! Boise State National Champs!!!

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

AH MEAN IF YA THINK ABOUT IT...

BOISE STATE WON THE ESS EEE SEE EAST PAWWWWWWLLLLL!

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Jan 10, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so we are here already?

Skipped the gym.
Wifey had dinner ready when I walked in.
Dishes done with nothing to do at 7:30pm?
WTF is this?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Michigan commit DT Ondre Pipkins performing an impression of Brady Hoke.

It is fantastic.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

PLEASE BASED GOD LET PACQUIAO MAYWEATHER HAPPEN MAY 5TH

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

NBAction

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

College bball?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That ansewr will be accepted

Monmouth delendus est (wait, I’m getting worked up over Monmouth? Petrelli, enlighten me on what this place even is)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

plz 2 not lose

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL LOUISVILLE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

MANY BRAVE BOTHAN SPIES GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR THIS INTELLIGENCE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Miles Austin went there.

That’s all I know. Apparently it’s when you’re too smart for Rutgers and not smart enough for Princeton.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure the broadcast of MSU-Iowa violated several clauses of decency laws.

At one point, the score was 88-42.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

How about: find a gf?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

which gif?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ND Nation just called Notre Dame "the pentacle of college coaching jobs"

Poetic.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Anyone have a human-sized blender?

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

I knew a joke of this was coming

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Were you asking for one to take care of lady hellbeast?

I might could find you a man-sized safe

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought they went out to dinner.

Back already? that was really fast.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

And she stomped upstairs for something….I dont know, I didn’t expect it to start this early.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

WILL IT BLEND?

That is the question. First video on the page is appropriate.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i was doing this ironically.

Should have put HARF HARF

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 10, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

so you've heard the joke almost 100 times

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 10, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

NDNation is in meltdown mode

Kelly’s contract was just extended 2 years…

/Itsglorious

Missed the jump last time

by The voice of NDNation on Jan 10, 2012 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

If I were to want to troll NDNation

Is there any sort of intense vetting process they’d put me through?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Gmail

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

You can’t post on Rock’s House (the main board) unless you’ve been registered there for a year. You start off on Cartier Field, which they claim is like the minor leagues. Apparently it takes a full year to become a douchebag

by The voice of NDNation on Jan 10, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This

They really worry about trolls there. Of course, the school and Kelly troll enough for all of us.

by The voice of NDNation on Jan 10, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, I just sent in a request

They said it would be processed on Thursday

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have a handle picked out yet?

For such an esteeemed web-site as NDNation it seems like an important consideration. I mean “The Assman 1” simply won’t DO in those hallowed tubes.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 10, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I do

“8-Ball” would be fine, right?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Octo-ball, old chap,

sounds much more distinguished and urbane. Plus the prefix is in the ancient tongue, not the vernacular that the poors use.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 10, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Google Translate says "The Assman 1" in Irish is:

an fear amháin asal.

Go with that.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think that might tip them off.

It has to be appropriately maudlin.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Golden Tater?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Tuatha Dé Danann

Celtic for “children of the goddess Danu,” a mythical race of Ireland. It also functions as an anime troll, but may prove too irresistible to turn down. Odds are good that none of the ND Nation regulars have seen “Full Metal Panic.”

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Need Taters?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of emotional times

How are you coping with the last ever HRB episode with Puppet Mike Floyd?

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You could storyboard your posts with that much time.

It could go down in the annals as the magnum opus of early 21st century trolling. First post: Why We Should Have Kept The Charles.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 10, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Talk about how much better the helmets look compared to the old ones. Mind you, the predominate talk before the new helmets was how the old ones weren’t shiny enough. Now, the helmets are too shiny and it’s Brian Kelly’s fault.

by The voice of NDNation on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd go with:

When we inevitable add a Jumbotron, where in the stadium should it be placed.?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Bulldoze touchdown jesus and say something about synergizing and moving the paradigm forward

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Is someone really gonna do this?

Cause I totally will.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it occurred to me as something to do to pass the time in the offseason

so I suggested it yesterday sometime. Garnered some interest.

But apparently you have to pre-plan for a year to actually troll the main board.

Though, I’ve been a part of a few board invasions in the past and they’re amusing for a week or two.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

A year would be the best long game ever.

Start now for the next offseason. USC will have just won a championship, which will make it that much more fun. Only problem is I don’t want to use my actual work email to sign up.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well startin off on the JV board is ok

If you can get the attention of the 2 main D-Bags on that site, El Kabong and ACross, you’ve done some quality trolling.

by The voice of NDNation on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

not the troll here, the admin over there

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nohohohoho no.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a mole...

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

BeijingIrish's insanity is criminally underrated.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

POTATOFARTS MCZHANG

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

BOUNCEYHOOPS!

Louisville is the worst. The ACC outside of Charlottesville and Tobacco Road is horribad. Florida is stomping a mudhole in Georgia.

by SuperJew on Jan 10, 2012 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

I do look forward

to every neutral fan at your tournament site rooting against your 50-points-should-be-enough-for-anyone style of basketball.

It’s shit, but it’s all I’ve got. #fireSeth

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I was remembering the 2007 VT-Illinois first rounder in Columbus.

Most of the people there were tOSU fans, obviously; they mostly wanted to root for Illinois out of B1G solidarity, or at least familiarity (more than one of them asked me what conference we were in, in our third year of ACC play).

But Illinois played slowdown-ball, VT sucked the way we usually do down the stretch, the game stayed pretty tight, and the neutrals just crapped on both teams. With about 2 minutes to play, though, we decided we actually wanted to win, put on a little run, and the place exploded behind us because we finally gave them decent basketball to watch. It’s one of my favorite traveling-Hokie moments. /csb

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Columbus does surprisingly well for basketball games, given how much of a "football state" mentality there is

I’m glad you enjoyed it!

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm good.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, all right.

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by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM THE CHAMPION OF PIZZA

Also… THE.

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by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I may have missed the ruling on this

Is the THE like a rivalry trophy between OSU and tPurdue, or like the championship belt on the line whenever the holder plays?

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. They broke Ohio State, and stole the THE

It’s a travelling modifier now.

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by wahoocrew on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

is iffy about it

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And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 10, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nein.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Not so much, no

My D1 team, you all know about. My alma mater went 0-10, extending our losing streak to 23 games. On the plus side, we have a new head coach, who the Davidson grads have told me is a very good hire

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm betting we're seriously talking about y'all as NC contenders

Late into the season.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm okay with it

Won the Coastal for the 4th straight year*, beat UVA, went to BCS game, 11 wins with a brand new QB and 3 of the front seven lost at midseason.

As for W&M, they were a dumpster fire of epic proportions and I am not happy at all.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not okay with it

pretty much exclusively because of how we lost the Sugar.

Beating ourselves kills me, and doing so after the shit we took for even being there feels threeve kinds of awful. It reinforced at least three bad trends for the future of our program, and I’d love some indication that we plan to address them.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, there is that

If you told me before the year though they’d get to the Sugar Bowl I wouldn’t complain, so I don’t think I can really be pissed off because they met my expectations. Even if VT wins though the media would give them zero credit so that part doesn’t bother me. The self-inflicted gunshot wounds in that game and the wasting of an amazing defensive effort is bothersome. Hopefully in 2012 Thomas has enough command of the offense to overcome the O’CainSpring combo of doom.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care about media credit for winning

Media credit is ephemeral. Numbers last forever, though, and right now ours in big games are shit.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of in the middle since we could have easily been 12-2.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo!

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by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/Seeths

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/raises hand

//looks at 2012’s schedule

Well, that’s gonna suck.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

You can’t post on Rock’s House (the main board) unless you’ve been registered there for a year. You start off on Cartier Field, which they claim is like the minor leagues. Apparently it takes a full year to become a douchebag.

by The voice of NDNation on Jan 10, 2012 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Baylor at K-State hoops this evening. Should be an interesting game.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 10, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

WVU's DC, Jeff Casteel, master of the 3-3-5, or "odd stack"

is on his way to join DickRod at Arizona. Jeff was a RR hire, and I’m pretty sure that Holgo had his own ideas for DC as well.

Thanks to Jeff for all he did at WVU, and here’s hoping Holgo has a good one in mind for next season.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Hm.

Mayhaps RRod may stick a while longer in Arizona than he did Michigan. And the Pac-12 should possibly worry a bit.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully you guys get a good guy-

I like WVU and watching Holgo, and since they won’t play OSU any time soon, I’d like to see them playing well.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the 335.

Maybe because RRod doesn’t ever seem to care about defense, and also because it got shredded with Gerg. Also because it’s sucky in NCAA.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team4-3

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team 4-6-3

Dooley’d.

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by Kazoonole on Jan 10, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Polish Goal Line for me, please.

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by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever run this?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's from Buddy Ryan's playbook.

The situation involved makes me think that it didn’t happen very often, if at all.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Buddy Ryan's playbook?

Why did you Photoshop out the pentagrams and recipes for human flesh?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

If you did it for multiple plays, the refs could award an automatic TD for a "palpably unfair act".

Multiple intentional penalties at the goal line where “half the distance” is negligible is actually specifically listed as an action that the refs can penalize pretty much however they want (up to and including awarding the game by forfeit, even) in the rulebook.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Palpably unfair act

Why didn’t they invoke this last night?

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't watching, so I don't know.

Did something screwy like that happen, or is this a joke about how awful LSU’s offense was?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Touche.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Too busy missing facemasks and blocks in the back.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

There is less than 15 seconds left?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a "kill time" play

basically, give up the penalty so that they get one shot at it, rather than two or three

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I would go with 4-3 as well

The variety of confusing cover shells was useful. My master strategy was to recruit a HS safety with really good awareness and catching, and switch him to MLB or OLB. After a redshirt year, that guy would become a fucking wrecking machine.

Although it seemed whenever I would play against a 3-4 team, they would get unlimited pressure on my QB. If I tried to use 3-4, my rushing LBs would just get stuffed.

Is there even an option for “multiple” anymore? They had it in 2010 but I didn’t buy the game this year. You would get some 1-5-5 plays in that setup. I would play 4-3 until my dynasty was sufficiently unbeatable, then switch to multiple.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

My 3-4 defense are either amazing or tissue paper

If I have a 90+DT and good MLBs I’m great (except on Heisman, where it doesn’t matter how good your corners are, they will be completely unable to defend anyone on 3rd down). When I run 4-3 I usually am strong defensively but rarely amazing unless I’ve been pulling a Saban and over-signing like mad and landing tons of 4 and 5-star guys.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the reasons I didn't buy this year

was that the new collision engine made it look like it would be impossible to tackle. Is that how it is, or is it easier than it looks?

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't had any problems

Occasionally (especially on Heisman or AA with sliders way up) the opposing back is untackle-able for a play and breaks off a big run, but I really haven’t had too many issues with tackling.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll buy next year's I think.

They made zone coverage actually move and hand off the receivers properly, so I hope that next year’s big fix is to make the receivers run their routes differently versus zone or man. I want to see them slow down and settle against zone but run away from man defenders.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems to be a quantum level defense

It works great, right up until it doesn’t; at which point it collapses like a near-black hole finally reaching singularity, and the points pour in. Consider every bowl game WVU has played in with it, and the losses this year.

Much of the fanbase has been agitating for a 3-4 or 4-3, as we played under Nehlen. I guess they’ll get their wish now.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd think it would be a nice flexible defense against spread teams.

But it doesn’t even seem to do that. Maybe it’s been personnel.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like Holgo will hire assistant coaches based entirely on how fun they are to party with.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Many amount of cover 3.

#team44g
#teamsplitbackveer

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU should've tried her at QB last night
The 47-year-old Louisianan became upset Sunday night when her bottle of "Tequila Rose," a strawberry cream liqueur, would not fit in the freezer at her Houma home. She expressed her displeasure by removing a frozen slab of beef and flinging it at her boyfriend’s head, according to cops.

The meat hit its mark, opening a bloody gash on the face of Jerry Voisin, her live-in 51-year-old beau.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Uh, Louisville?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

football over, time to return to the Wire.

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The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Gary Dolphin is almost singlehandedly doing the radio for the Iowa-Michigan State game and sounds like he wants to be put out of his misery.

The other commentator is very silent. Iowa being down 20 35(!) is the likely explanation for both of these.

(In the time it took me to walk from the car, the Spartans went on a spree.)

by Narrow Right on Jan 10, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Woof Harvard.

only up 6 late on a 3-13 team from something called the Northeast Conference

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Well I'm putting us down as getting to the tournament for sure

Now in terms of seeding, we’ve probably already hurt ourselves with the Fordham loss

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll definitely get in

as long as they don’t totally puke up the Ivy. Your RPI actually won’t suffer as much as it could because Fordham is in the A-10 and the A-10 is awesome this year. Plus that loss was on the road. RPI will probably suffer more just from racking up wins against the Ivy League. They also need to hope UConn doesn’t nosedive. If they run the table, they should get something like a 6 seed.

I think they would get a berth even if they lose 3 or 4 Ivy games. No way you drop a 25-win team with that many quality wins.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This place is dead tonight...welcome to the offseason huh

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah....feels weird not seeing a dozen posts a minute.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol, ESPN board

CPOLEDOG- “Legitimate question, What’s a friar?”
BAMILUS167- “Something that kills a Cardinal”

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

What's a friar?

Damn, ESPN, you dumb.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a position at McDonalds right?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Contractual obligation

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Pennance

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm watching Bulls-Wolves on NBATV

Wanted to check out the Rubio craze. But it’s 51-27 with 5 minutes left in the half. Bulls are very good and Wolves are…not.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Rubio is overrated

He puts so much emphasis looking for assists, he’s not an effective player offensively. In reg-season NBA, he probably wont face tough defenses, but if he ever got to the playoffs, teams would take him completely out of the game by forcing him to shoot it

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he's totally overrated. More like overhyped.

He’s what, 20? And I personally would rather have a PG that passes too much than one that shoots too much. Nash won two MVPs doing that (not that he totally deserved them). Of course Nash is probably one of the top 5 shooters in the game; I’m not sure what kind of deep shooter Rubio is.

I think he’ll actually be quite good from what I’ve seen so far. You can’t teach his vision, and his handle is pretty sweet too. He just needs to learn.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Rubio wasnt good at all in Spain

The only reason he was drafted/hyped so high was because he would make a highlite reel pass every now and again

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He's good.

You can’t say much for a young player in Euro leagues because they don’t give them any PT. He put together some big performances in international play.

Watching him now, he understands space and angles better than 90% of NBA players. And he’s a bit more filled out than the old highlight reels I’ve seen. He actually has some arm muscles.

As he gets older and stronger he’ll gain consistency. Best case scenario, he’s Chris Paul but taller and not quite as quick. Worst case scenario is he’s a solid starter for 10 years or more. Some of that depends on how well he shoots, and if he works on ways to finish in traffic. But that’s how good he is.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

K-State up by 2 at half.

Game is on ESPN3

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 10, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Also for the Big East hoopyball...

Seton Hall is in 2nd place? Wut.

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by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

Herb Pope is the shit.

If you count his time at New Mexico, I believe he’s been playing college hoops for about 10 years.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

How I feel about this football season

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

What did Arkansas do?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so Piglett is Stubob?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

He should be happy

Theyre sending him to Furry Island

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so tempted

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Bobby Petrino has something to say about that

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

what, an angry falcons press conference?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

So is Pooh Baylor?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Pooh = Baylor

Rabbit = Minnesota
Eeyore = Colorado
Tigger = Missouri
Christopher Robin = Notre Dame

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't Gopher be Minnesota?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hived.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, shit

There’s actually a gopher, isn’t there? So rabbits are most like… hmmm…

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean you could make this a SWC metaphor.

Owl is Rice, Pooh is Baylor, etc.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Like this

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

This was obviously pre-Houston.

Fear the veer.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston is Tigger

And that offense is like a cokehead. It’s perfect.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the best thing ever.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll buy this.

Donkeys are close enough to horses, so there’s SMU. (Also Eeyore would totally kill hookers.)

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I like pointing out that Eeyore and Optimus Prime have the same voice.

“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. Thanks for noticing, Megatron.”

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

It that the State University of South Dakota,

The University of South Dakota State,
Or the judean people’s front?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

People's ront of Judea you idiot

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It used to be South Dakota Teacher's College or something like that

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

But, you still have this....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Baby already has a combover

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Title.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

beyond underrec'd

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Catch you kids later.

Stay strong, keep fighting the fight.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

BIEN CHIFLOTE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nimic. Ce faci curva?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Who invited the Spanish language news team to this fight?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

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GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

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The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

whoops

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

A wee bit exuberant, eh?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I just got off desk

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Phrasing???

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like facelifting bar

except not

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Si, me gusta bailar

/only words you need to know as a woman visiting South or Central America

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

New NDNation topic

Saban’s offense last night is the most preferable way to winning a championship… I knew that game was like porn for those clowns..

by The voice of NDNation on Jan 10, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

don't waste your life there. I've spent waaaaayyy too much time there. it's not too late for you

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like crack to me

I have a tendency to want to punish myself

by The voice of NDNation on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

woof

just got back from the likker store. you know in the movies when there are girls who laugh and giggle at everything and NEVER. STOP. TALKING. ? Fucking shit, I just drove them all around Tuscaloosa. Where there are awful, inopportune medians OUT OF NOWHERE. stress level . . . rising . . .

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

...why?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLWUT

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, you just got back from the liquor store.....

Mix a drink and chillax….

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

have an orangina

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

who exactly is in charge of giving Bud Selig a contract extension?

not that he’s doing a particularly bad job.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Bud Selig's contract has nothing to do with Barry Bonds

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't that be the owners?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

sure?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

*Belk

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

why? what's your team?

I would like to see more wild cards

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point

But 5 team tournament…how the fuck does it work?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd guess the 4 and 5 teams are basically a play-in game.

Then we go to a normal 4 team bracket.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah as long as the WC is a 1 game series

It’ll be fine and wouldn’t really ruin the flow of the postseason

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll have worked the kinks out long before the Mets have to worry about anything

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Whats the point

The rest of the playoffs they have actual series, losing in the 1-game round would be like the losing in the opening round in the NCAA tourny

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

because LOL PHILLY

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to the Islander-Red Wing game tonight

LOLOLOLOLOL 5-1 Isles. How the hell did this happen?

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Detroit got lost and they played Stan Marsh's youth team?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Along Came A Spider

Creepy ass movie.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

GROWN ASS-MEN

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/Morgan Freeman fixes gaze on ice spider

//ice spider feels gravity of situation
///ice spider collapses, dies

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

"Most of its days, the ice spider shelters from the bitter winds and cold in its ground burrow.

Until it is overcome by the need for warmth and nurishment that only the still-steaming iron-rich human blood that only tourist skiiers can provide…."

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"The Ice Spider travels in herds

Because they recognize their collective strength exponetially outweighs the limits of the individual."

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

"As the unsuspecting herds migrate up-slope during the winter months,

the cold produces a lethargy that distracts the adults from close attention from their progeny. This provides the perfect opportunity for an easy meal for the ice spuder."

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh

Turns out I was wrong anyway, this is Kiss the Girls.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Baylor is better than I expected.

Very athletic and tall.

Watch for ’em in March.

Not happy K-State lost to Baylor tonight.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

B is the only acceptable answer

To go from where they were before to suddenly getting ALL. OF. THE. RECRUITS. from random places across the county, you tell me how else that happens

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Gene Chizik has no idea what you mean.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Who doesnt want to live in beautiful Waco, TX?

It’s the cultural breadbasket of the American Southwest, second only to Lubbock in pure aesthetic value.

Baylor is a top flight party school with a long standing basketball tradition and state of the art facilities.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. this.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Please don't misinterpret this as fondness for Waco

But it is far, far prettier than Lubbock.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

great fireworks shows

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

A river!

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Au contraire

Texas Tech band camp, three years in a row.

Don’t you fucking judge me.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

which is funny because, you know, there's a Paris, Texas.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

There is also a West, TX

which is of course, in the dead center.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmm...

Kolaches.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Czechs

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Paris? AIn't Paris in Kantuckee?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

PAWWWLLL CAY-RO'S DOWN IN JAWJA

I AINT HEARD OF NO PROTESTS HAPPENIN, AND HOW CAN IT BE SPRING WHEN ITS JANUARY

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ver- sales

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

My first trip to meet the girl's extended family in Tennessee

I was mercilessly mocked for pronouncing Milan like the Italian city instead of “Mile-on”

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is the Barcelona of the Southwest

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Baylor played man defense tonight and did better with it than their normal zone.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

We had our hands full with them too...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

They are making a believer out of me.

It will be interesting to see how many they win on the road in the Big XII.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Fifth of KRAKEN

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Firth of fith?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

so if one of Thad's starters fouls out does he play with 4 guys?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Mularkey to be named the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars Wednesday

THANK YOU JACKSONVILLE FOR TAKING HIM OFF OUR HANDS!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Jacksonville and Minnesota engaged in a suck-off to force a move to LA

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The Vikings make me sad

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That's Los Angeles Fighting Sex Boats to you sonny boy

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think any owner will actually move his team to LA, just because that will prevent all of the other owners from using the threat that they will move to LA as a tool to get new stadiums.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wooo fun.

First day of class was interesting. I’m the only male in my 5 person Japanese politics seminar. I just can’t WAIT until we discuss spidery topics like Japanese abortion laws! Oooh boy!

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Yes. Thankfully, it will only be one week.

And I will get my revenge in the 2 weeks we spend on security policy.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It sounds like getting spidery is the whole raison d'etre of that class

I know that Japan’s birthrate is abysmal, something around 1.1. That should be an interesting topic indeed.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yes, it's spiders every week. It's a poli sci class, after all.

And the professor is all about minority/gender/etc. issues. Which is fine…just not my cup of tea. But, it should be an interesting class. I will work hard to keep my mouth shut at times.

/IE laughs, points.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey all-

The final standings for Stupid Upset Picks have been posted- thank you all for playing, I had a blast, hope you did too!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Yes ma'am, ask away

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you know Soroban? It's Japanese for abacus, but I don't know if it's the same as the US kind.

They have classes/competitions in Japan, and the local Japanese school where our son takes classes offers it, but I’d like him to continue on when we move, but there’s probably no “soroban” classes in Louisiana. But if it’s used the same in the US, then that might be more doable, maybe even on the ipad or something

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 10, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm really think about the sort of brain improvements it leads to, as opposed to actually utilizing an abacus

in everyday life. Sort of like learning a new language. They’re pretty serious competitions in Japan.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 10, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That's true

I would consider that arithmetic, not mathematics.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This is also true-

but, this may help him find patterns in numbers, which would lead to a better understanding of lots of things. Pattern-recognition is a great skill to develop, and this certainly couldn’t hurt- I say go for it!

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Most people don't.

But it’s the kind of thing that could help with cognitive ability, etc.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never used an abacus...checking a few sites, the soroban and the abacus look very similar.

As for a good thing to teach kids, I think that anything that makes mathematics something “fun” – and manipulatives definitely are fun for kids- is a good thing. Judging from the stories you’ve told about him, your son sounds like a kinesthetic and visual learner, so I think that would help him significantly with math- you may even end up raising a mathematician!

Be careful, though- he may run into issues when he gets to 3rd grade, they’ll try to teach him various other methods of multiplication. In that case you’ll want to make sure you talk to his teachers, and explain how he’s learned and why he may do things differently. If you get a teacher who enjoys his or her job, it’ll be great, and they may actually have him demonstrate. If you run into someone stuck in their ways, they’ll resent you/him for it(and we’ve all had teachers like that).

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of different ways to do the same thing...

there’s the way we’re taught in the US- columns, etc.

Then, there’s the way Ancient Egyptians multiplied by splitting numbers into chunks- like 23*42 would be (3+10+10)42 = (342)(10*42)(10*42).

There are others, that I’m not intimately familiar with, because I learned the Western Method. I do know that Asian cultures tend to have different methods of instruction for arithmetic, so it’s possible, maybe even probable, that they do it differently.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The second way is how I do it mentally.

Not sure where I picked that up- somewhere down the line.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

One wacky trick I learned for two numbers that are close together

(X+Y)(X+Z) = X^2 + (Y+Z)X + YZ
For instance, 52*47 = 50^2 + (2-3)50 + (2-3) = 2500 – 50 – 6 = 2444.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 11, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Gah, SBN ate my asterisks again.

That’s supposed to be 50^2 + (2-3)x50 + (2 x -3).

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by SpartanDan on Jan 11, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've seen that one.

I often distribute things when in my head… like (53*47) = (50*40) + (50*7) + (3*40) + (3*7) = 2000 + 350 + 120 + 21 = 2491

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

agh, my symbols went away! There should be plus signs and multiplication signs in the appropriate places

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I've tried this as well. not sure what happens

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Asterisks bracketing a word or phrase make it bold.

* try this without spaces between the words and asterisks * = try this without spaces …

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by SpartanDan on Jan 11, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

well, the asterisks make it bold, unless they're in parens.

And you can get plus signs by leaving spaces on either side of them

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Out of curiosity, what was the biggest spread that somebody hit this year?

I know I got somewhere around 17 out of Northwestern over Nebraska, but I think there was a 20+ that a couple of people picked.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ardbeg and ATLRedRaider both picked Texas Tech's upset over Oklahoma for 30 points.

A teaching friend picked Iowa State’s upset over Oklahoma State for 27 points(before the plane crash- he actually felt really bad about it).

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn. Talk about unleashing the dragon.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, no kidding.

VUfaninNJ, who won, hit two 20+ point wins, and a 13 point win, in addition to a couple of others, en route to destroying the game.

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

/coaches offense to 0 points in playoff game?

//gets job as NFL head coach

NFL AIDS, you cant explain it.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

You can only hope it does not infect your team.

/glares towards Kansas

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

#5 Ohio State is upset by Illinois in Bouncyhoops

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Brandon Paul: 43 points.

I be like damn.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I see that OSU was #5, and yet all I hear here is that they keep losing...

Squeakyfouls be a strange game to me, y’all

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

The terrain rises more than 4 feet on the horizon in this pic.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It sure ain't Pittsburgh

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

yes I think so. They are gorgeous

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

found them. goldmine.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Where?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

*sigh*

School starting tomorrow.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 10, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Started for me today.

Thankfully, it seems…doable.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

Party time for me!!!!
/dances
/sings
///does laundry, cleans playroom, puts away Christmas stuff

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 10, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha

last one kills me, and I don’t know why

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

or my mom

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

We're not THAT old

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/glare of death

No sir.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/Buys Iris eyes bag of Werther's Caramels for birthday

//Gets hoverround for Christmas

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

then they really would be my parents

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/notsureifserious.jpg

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume everyone here is older than me.

Realistically, I’m probably in the top third, maybe even top quarter, of the age distribution.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I tend to assume younger, unless something they say tells me different.

Younger, but around the same age.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes I think only the Mtneer_in_SC is older than I am

IS there any one over 58 posting here?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 11, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I assume anyone older than me went to WVU.

I’m a bit ahead of Mike Gundy in the “I’M A MAN” category.

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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Boatdrinks is up in your age range, she said a couple days ago.

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah- Cinderella-style

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ok.

If I have kids and they ever ask for a story they are getting Megadeth or Meshuggah lyrics.


Great nations built from the bones of the dead
With mud and straw, blood and sweat,
You know your worth when your enemies
Praise your architecture of aggression

and yes air guitar all the solos

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Cinderella had the rats...

don’t you remember them singing “Cinder-elly, cinder-elly…”?

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Having an excellent memory is a curse

when the children want the same movie over and over again in the car.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 10, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what I've heard...

My memory is really good for some things, and absolutely terrible for other things(like I can remember inane baseball facts from fifteen years ago, but people’s names take longer than most to stick with me).

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds exactly like me.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Robin Hood

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

One has Roger Miller.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Phil Harris and Louis Prima

in “The Jungle Book” FTW.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 11, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Aristocats uses all the same voices too,

but I’m not a huge fan. I sorta liked Jungle Book, I guess.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

SORTA LINKED JUNGLE BOOK???

It’s only the single greatest animated film of all time, narrowly edging out “An American Tail”

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by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

We've had this argument before

But we always need to clarify if Pixar is included with animated films for this discussion.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Include them if you want, The Jungle Book is better

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

pfft.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

LOUIS PRIMA

I rest my case.

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

the best one is 101 Dalmatians

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, you're clearly irrational

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I also like Dumbo.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

hmmmm, I was gonna go with you, but now you've kinda gone screwy

DUMBO was weird. And I was not on drugs as a good, so I got freaked out and hated it.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 11, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

WUT?

Beauty and the Beast. Everything else is aiming for 2nd Place.

by SuperJew on Jan 11, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

yes!!!!!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 11, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Lion King is better.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Now now

Don’t mock LSU this soon.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Official Top 5 Disney animated films (non Pixar)

The Jungle Book
Aladdin
Lion King
The Fox and Hound
The Sword and the Stone

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Fox and Hound?

Sir, there’s wrong, there’s horrifically wrong, and then there is that.

by SuperJew on Jan 11, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE WRONG COLONEL SANDERS

/damn you, whoever quoted Waterboy

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

AH THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THAT BOY'S MEDULLA OBLONGATA

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

In no order

Lion King
Robin Hood
Hunchback of Notre Dame (and I will defend this one)
The Sword in the Stone
Lady and the Tramp

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

It makes top 5 based solely on the score

Which is the best Disney ever made and compares with any musical ever written. Suck it Stephen Sondheim.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Fine.

Best score by a mile saves it.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Winnie the Pooh, motherfucker.

That shit is genius.
Bambi is awesome.
Robin Hood, Dalmations – and I’ve not even referenced a Princess movie yet.

Sword in the Stone? Fox and Hound? I’m old enough to remember Song of the South, and I prefer the animated parts of that to either of those two.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 11, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I saw Song of the South in the theater.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Jungle Book

Little Mermaid
Dumbo
Sword in the Stone

A mess of decent choices after that but none that stand out for me for 5th.

by Erik T on Jan 11, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

On this, I side not with the woman of the household.

I loved Jungle Book

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I mean....

JUNGLE BOOK IS THE GREATEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF ALL TIME

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 11, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

/glares

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

here here

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

She's a quick learner this one.

KG you got a keeper

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

She likes sleeping in our bed as much as I do.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

It's up there

but I would put Lion King and Aladdin ahead for sure, and possibly Robin Hood.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 11, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

ROBIN HOOD REUSED ALL THE ANIMATION FROM THE JUNGLE BOOK

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

It also has Lady Cluck stiff-arming rhinoceroses while the Wisconsin fight song plays.

How can you not like that?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 11, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't even realize it at first.

I don’t remember if it was someone here who pointed it out or if I pulled up the clip on Youtube on a whim and realized that those songs sounded suspiciously familiar.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 11, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Truth. SpartanDan has it.

It’s a good movie.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

But, but... USC!

Oh, right. Middling distaste.

by Erik T on Jan 11, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

The only fight song that would change my opinion would be Michigan's.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow, that is poorly worded

The intro leading to On Wisconsin sounds like Fight On. I don’t believe that section is in On Wisconsin at all.

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is Fight On.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 11, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Fight On is at least topically appropriate.

It is the middle of a battle, after all.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Fight On is never appropriate

NOT EVEN ONCE

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by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Meh. I'm not bothered by it in this case.

Now, “The Victors” would be an issue.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

That descending chromatic thing

Is actually from a Verdi opera, and it gets used a lot in fight songs for some reason. /musicnerd

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Dumbo is genuinely disturbing

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Don Bluth > Disney

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

title

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The cartoons were darker, but you can't deny that NIMH, Land Before Time I, ADGTH, and An American Tale were great movies.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Snow White i think

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Riiiiiiiiiiiiigght

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Psh, like you need that :-P

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

suck-up.

But thank you anyway!

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 10, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

tomorrow marks a week

still haven’t done much work yet…..woops

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 10, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

you must not be an econ major

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

She's just a senior.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

false

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 10, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh? I thought you were. My mistake.

You’re just a slacker, then.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

engineering

i’m probably going to get hit over the head with a shitton of work soon.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

financial engineering? I have a friend that's doing that.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

nah. materials.

freshman year i thought i wanted to do industrial and operations engineering then do a grad program in financial engineering….that’s very unlike me though, haha

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

operations engineering isn't THAT hard

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, the joke is that IOE stands for In and Out Easy

i said it’s not like me because i didn’t go into engineering to be a wannabe business major. i want to apply math and science.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 10, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Have fun with that.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

So

Apparently CNN has resorted to prank calling random people at 5 in the morning telling them its the FBI…

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

Link

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Never.

And this was just for this season.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think someone did a version for the Big Ten

with 11 teams in the circle, all pointing and laughing at Indiana in the middle.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ole Miss doesn't get the joke.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep forgetting GT used to be in the SEC

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Their leaving was some of the most epic butthurt ever,

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a brilliant plan.

Step 1: Leave SEC
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 11, 2012 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that may have been me.

Enjoy your rec, sir

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. It was you.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a word in English (or German, I guess)

For the feeling of being horrified by something but not able to stop watching it?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

Why are you watching tape of the Agiies in the second half?

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Worse.

Someone linked to a documentary about Juggalos.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You know that a bullet is always faster right?

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

OH FUCKING NO

THERE’S NUDITY IN THIS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

whoops. plz don't post here. Or I swear I'll sear orangina ads into your retinas

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not posting anything

Anyone who wants can Google it.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU. WOULDN'T. DARE....

#teamGolson
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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

You should know betta

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Jack white featured prominently?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen that

It’s fascinating. If you ever want to see how people end up falling into a cult, the Juggalo culture is basically the starter kit.

Preach family and unity to societies outcasts, claim that outsiders just don’t understand, ????, profit.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There's even an RPG book published by ICP entitled "Morton's List"

In short, it’s a big list of tables you roll a d30 on and decide how you’re going to behave that day.

A rainy-day book for social misfits. Just be glad some of the choices include actually decent behavior.

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP

by Big Head Zach on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

That's probably like

EVERY word in German.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

So I saw one of these yesterday- 8 weeks

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

no I do not want any of your children.

this one is a blue heeler. Maybe in a couple of months.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

MY CHILDREN ARE WORTH MORE THAN DOGS!!!

/although technically speaking, we paid more for the dogs
//free military health care

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

well, yes... but I can train the blue heeler

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/sobs

One day they’ll appreciate me. One day they’ll be good. When they’re 30? 35?

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 11, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

heelers are too damn smart.

but I’m guessing you are prepared for the endless energy and long runs necessary to keep them from herding your furniture and chewing EVERY DAMN thing in your house when he gets bored.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 11, 2012 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

bawwwwwww

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 11, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Honestly i just want to post this.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

As do I with this

That Didn't Go Quite According To Plan GIF - That Didn't Go Quite According To Plan

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I want one of those

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

fractured pelvis?

If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.

by AubEng on Jan 11, 2012 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

clear your cache frequently kids

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It's actually somewhat useful right now

I guess I won’t be saying that when The Man turns on me.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

after visiting this website you're lucky if you're not on every watchlist imaginable

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in the same boat

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

What type?

Tassle, Venetian, Penny, Horsebit, etc.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I learned this lesson recently looking for something for IE

/all the Victoria’s Secret ads

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha.

I just get ECU and football stuff.
I dont ever use non-encrypted google.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

adblocker and dontfollow work pretty well to filter out everything

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

NoScript son.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Today was a beautiful day.

Not a cloud in the sky, 50s for highs.

The next two days? Wintry mix, followed by seasonable temperatures and below-zero wind chills.

by Narrow Right on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

I obviously have not drank in a while

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

ok. I have never understood which one it is

because while drunk may be correct, it sounds wrong. I just go with what sounds correct to me.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

See. I could not decide which one to post

And I knew whichever one I did, there would be a discussion of it.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Please put any citations into Turabian because that is the best citation style.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

MLA for lyfe!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

YAY JOURNALISM

All. The. In Text. Citations

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No, man. Footnotes are nicer on the flow. MLA and APA can piss right off and BlueBooking too.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously.

In text citing sucks. (Socrates Johnson, 2011). It is very messy. (Ibid, 2011).

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

yes, APA, I guess I will in text cite

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Math usually just would say:

This comment is due to Johnson12. I guess they’re technically end notes, but I hate footnoting. Whenever you can, you just write “it is obvious that…”, or “clearly, ….”, or “the exercise is trivial, and left to the reader.”

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Weasel Words!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

"This is trivial"

5 hours of work later, yes it is….Asshole book writer

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

TROOF

I prefer footnotes. My profs prefer end notes. I do end notes. But screw in text citing.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

My professor wants me to send my tax paper into a writing competition.

It was a paper I wrote with footnotes, and they don’t accept footnotes; only endnotes. Nerdraged when I saw the rules, but have until April 15th.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah not sure if it's intentional or not.

Still going to do it, even if it means massive reformatting and having to add to the length since endnotes are excluded.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I am afraid of this.

I’m looking into publication. A prof of mine today told me not to submit to the student journal at Michigan I was thinking of. No, he says—go for the big granddaddy of them all in the field, Monumenta Nipponica, and let them tell you you’re not good enough, rather than decide yourself. It’s frightening, but good advice.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I may put it in for publication somewhere if it doesn't run afoul of the contest rules.

Can’t submit published works, and the group publishes it on their website, but yeah. Kind of a pleasant surprise of the day for me on a paper i thought I threw together toward the end.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Awesome feeling.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Try "Tax Notes"

It may not be quite as prestigious as an academic publication, but it’s THE weekly trade journal for the profession and is much more widely read than any on-campus journal. They publish two or three research-oriented articles every week in addition to news coverage from their full-time staff writers and are very easy to work with.

I’ve seen them publish student works before (including my 3L paper), and if you can land there, it will be a great calling card for you when you go job-hunting.

http://www.taxanalysts.com/www/website.nsf/Web/FederalTaxNews

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

One more thing

For a great explanation from a practitioner about the relative lack of tax content — particularly useful tax content — in legal journals these days, take a few minutes to read this.

http://www.taxanalysts.com/taxbase/taxnotessample.nsf/ConNavLink/0130TN1189-0001?OpenDocument

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not drunk yet

Just should not be feeling it like I am yet

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Not since like the 17th of december, shit i cant actually remember

I’ve become addicted to AriZona tea however.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

No ive always drank the stuff, just been dranking it more than I used

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The new commercial for Red Tails has Dubstep

I.. uh… can’t make the connection between WWII and dubstep music

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

Sure

Both started in Europe, were forced into the US by the Japanese, and neither will end without leaving a trail of death unlike any the world has ever seen.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

wellllll, the good stuff sounds different. but there's not much of it

try DIplo I guess.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Do not want any of it.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Queefcore or dubstep?

No is not an option.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Dubstep by far.

I would do horrible things if it meant I’d never have to hear Creed again.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

But dubstep man....

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Dubstep I will tolerate under circumstances.

Those being free open bar at Webster Hall. Creed… never.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah if I'm at some party and there's drinking and there's nothing but grinding going on

Dubstep’s fine enough. Listening to it sober though.. meh

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I like me some Diplo is all I'm saying.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOM WONK WONK WONK PSSH WONK WONK WONK

BOOMP WONK WONK WONK WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

ad infinitum….

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP

by Big Head Zach on Jan 11, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Well being able to tolerate Webster Hall for anything is saying something.

Not a fan.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Free. Open. Bar.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Only times I've been to WH where it's 'free open bar' they're doing specials on a fruit vodka and that's the only thing that's open.

And they make you wait outside forever to keep a line and stop ‘open bar’ at midnight to make it so you only get one or two free drinks.

Can’t stand the place.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

But I have a friend who is a manager there.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well if he is one of the decision makers, let him know that I think his place is run by scoundrels.

Seriously, I’d rather just go to some places on W 4th or some smaller bars I’ve been to on 1st. Ave. WH just isn’t my thing.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

No worries.

I hate the place myself, but free alcohol is free alcohol. And yes, I’m a devotee of the 1st Ave/Ave. A bars- Spanky and Darla’s is probably my favorite bar in Manhattan.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

There's a German place on First somewhere between 7th and 9th I'd like to say.

Tiny hole in the wall, but have good sausages and great beer on tap. Friendly service too, but I haven’t been back in a while.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

No is always an option when I know where the .45 is, ok?

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 10, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I learned recently

The difference between hip-hop, dance, trance, dubstep, and drum and bass is literally just the tempo and whether or not they use syncopation. By these standards, Coltrane went through about a dozen genres every few measures.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

that's kind of true. KIND of.

Dubstep was more concerned with pushing synthesizers than beat manipulation

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Right.

It’s two step but with dubs instead of something.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

and a drop. though some of the best dubstep eschewed drops

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't tell the difference between any of it, but I probably listen to it

I listen to a few of the Itunes electronica radio channels while studying, because I can’t study to anything with lyrics. I find it distracting, unless the lyrics are Japanese, and as much as I like Ulfuls I can’t listen to it all the time. So anyways, I think the two stations I listen to most are Liquid DnB and Goa Psytrance. I know what DnB is, and that’s about it.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I listen to these 3 bands: Pelican, Baroness, and Isis to go to sleep usually.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 11, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

hit enter to fast

pelican has no vocals beside one song even then its just some faint chanting. Isis and Baroness have some vocals but they are far and few inbetween but usually harsh metal yelling.

Favorite song by Pelican: Winds with Hands

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 11, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Metal isn't my thing

so….

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Well shit.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 11, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

It's two step/garage/whatever with massive amounts of bass.

At least that’s what it used to refer to. Most of the stuff they call dubstep these days is just trance with drops.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh

No shooters from what Ive seen

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

haha he said "Shooters"

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Shooters does not look like The Temple

/joemorgan.gif
//it has cages for one

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember when I visited Duke

They mentioned the night before that Shooters had a foam party. What that has to do with the First Temple is still befuddling me.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I love Chopped

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Any of you degenerates still up

Turns out, I’m in way better shape than 80% of the people in that hockey league and they still made me look laughably underskilled. Now my daughter is tossing and turning so badly in her bed that I can hear her. I just waiting for “Daddy..” then I’ll go get her and we’ll fall asleep watching the Lion King bluRay my brother got her for Christmas.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, sounds fun!

Did you at least put a couple nice hits on guys?

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely

It was weird being able to chase down just about everyone on the ice, but then not really being able to do much short of throwing myself in their way once I caught them.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha- whenever I played, I ended up being a defenseman, and had to steer guys to the boards...

Would have killed to be bigger than 5’8", 135 pounds when I last played

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I played defense tonight, but I have a feeling I'm going to end up playing on the wing if I play regularly

Defense doesn’t really let me use the fact that I’m faster than all of them

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, not so much...

you’re gonna have to drive to the net, and just smack away at the puck – Stempke the Grinder!

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup

Defense is for people like me — slow and uneven skill-wise (learning the game at 14 then taking 10 years off from college on will do that), but decent positionally and damned tough to move out of that netfront position the opposing winger really really wants.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 11, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Mmm...sleeping daughter in your arms. Magical.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

This guy gets it

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Sadly, we're mostly beyond that.

The Terrible Twos have hit in full force.

/has random meltdown, argues with own shoes

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want this to last forever

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

It won't, I'm sorry.

But I’m told you get to enjoy it again in several (many?) decades, when you get grand kids. And then when they start arguing with their own blanket, you can hand them back to mommy and daddy.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

10 seconds later, laughing like a maniac.

Some things have no explanation.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

so this continues until she's thirty, according to my mom

who is voodoo cursing me to have daughters

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't want our kids to have kids when their kids (dawg)

but when they eventually do have kids, I’m going to so enjoy hearing the stories. Much like my parents do now.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes I think the wrong kid is on medication.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh god.

One of my sober roommates is hitting on a drunk hellbeast.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

YAIS

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This is just fantastic

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This sounds great.

Is her other half around?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes he is.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

She doesn't sound like she has the foresight, especially when drunj, to be so conniving.

Then again…

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 11, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Is he just sitting there not caring?

Pouting even?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow she is so drunk right now

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Hoo boy.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

THAT hellbeast? Or a different one?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes. That one

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this intentional trolling I hope?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Knowing the kid that's hitting on her, yes

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

how is he faring?

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Well now he's just being an asshole to them.

Pretty funny

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey that can work.

Being sober driver and telling a car full of my friend’s female friends that the only waffle house they were going to at three in the morning was in friend’s apartment did wonders. Granted, usually works on the types you don’t want in the first place which was the case then.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Bravo to him, then.

Double bravo if he needs to find an abort strategy after the trolling backfires and the wooing commences.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Wingman

You have been presented with an exit strategy…

by Phocion on Jan 11, 2012 12:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I really want to know what Hellbeast's man is doing in response to this.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

He (her boyfriend) has an arm around her

She’s switching between being batshit drunk weird to responding to my roommate’s flirting. It’s comical but won’t yield anything OMG worthy

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmm.....So it won't backfire and actually work then?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

.....no.....

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Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather sleep in my truck than deal with those people on a daily basis.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 11, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright, everybody, off to bed.

Have a good night!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

Haha.
Quote Originally Posted by Pirate Rudi View Post
Fedora spoke on the mic in front of the Smurfs at half time at their basketball game over this past weekend – he came across as well…you can figure it out.
It’s a multiple choice answer:

Fedora came across as:

A. An arrogant pompous ass
B. A redneck that wears his visor and gels his hair
C. A douchebag
D. All of the above

What is the answer, class???


And why yes it is D.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 11, 2012 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

SHOTS FIRED

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

/rummages for bingo card

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Sir, that's the "Rivalry" card. You won't find that on there. What you are looking for, sir, is the "Hatefuck" card.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit! It's time.

I have a spreadsheet with literally every possible combination ready to go. I’m really hoping to fill it completely. (Any Colorado State fans wanna argue with a Vol?)

Of course, I expect to have Syracuse done by March.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Bingo card

Offseason bingo? What is this?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 11, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Over the summer, one of the commenters developed a "Rivalry Bingo" game.

He made up actual cards. When two members of rival fanbases started going at it, you could check off that block…etc.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh

I hope it has BYU-ND on it. Somehow that just seems…amazing

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 11, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

There's some quality religious-based trolling that goes on there.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

SOMEONE IS STILL HERE!

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude.

It’s only 8 PM here.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

And it's 12 on a Tuesday (Wednesday) here

/wimps

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

This is about when it quiets down on a non-football/sports night.

But, still here.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright awesome. I may be around for a while

How’s life?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

School started today. It will be...interesting.

But good. How’s it going with the seduction of Hellbeast?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Just went to bed.

How was school?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Japanese class and Japanese art history class look laughably easy at the moment.

Which, since they are undergrad classes, they should be.

Japanese Politics class will be interesting, as I’m the only guy out of the 5 students, and our professor is a minority female who’s focus is minority/gender issues, and we’ll be covering such amusing, entertaining topics like Japanese abortion laws and minority rights and immigration policy. Yay.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a blast. So jealous

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

You're not doing anything during that time.

I’m sure you could sit in and talk with us about Japanese social welfare.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, since the class consists of professor

(African-American female), 4 women (1 Korean, 3 Japanese), and me, you and I both fit the bill.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh hey. Someone else

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm here too. There's a bit of dead time for us as we get kids into bed

then it’s usually just, “Hello? Anyone want to talk? … Anyone? ….”

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 11, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

ohmygoshmoreppl

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

And he decided we're boring.

So, how’s life? What’s up with you…?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

nope. got distracted

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Happens. I'm reading my first week's assignments and

it’s reall—OH HEY NEW STUFFING THE PASSER IS UP

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Someone else will be there for us to check off UK

probably Old South

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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Rivalry bingo.

Anytime a catfight breaks out between two teams, everyone in the thread gets to mark that rivalry off.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

If you typed thinking I'd give a single fuck you were sadly mistaken.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 11, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

YES

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 11, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Design something foolproof, and nature designs better fools.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I LOVE LAMP

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

You spelled Gholston wrong in your signature

/NDnation’d

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I ran out of H's.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 11, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL think.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

The thinking only comes after something has gone wrong

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

well, after she hints that something has gone wrong. or you have to intimate it by the burning hulk that was your car.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Shall i go into a canned comedy routine from the 1990s?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Women be drivin' like this

But men, we be drivin’ like THIS

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 11, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

EDDIE!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY!

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 11, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

She's gonna be on a fucking zebra

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Well i'm rather insane, dunno whats everybody else excuse is.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 11, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 11, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

oh god please no more

I can’t take any more

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 11, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

AND THERE IT IS

Daughter is calling for me. Y’all have a good night.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

So it turns out that Kyle Vanden Bosch is a pretty decent tournament poker player.

Probably a bit tight early on but he knows his short-stack play. I ended up busting him on the bubble – I’m sure he was bummed he lost out on that $30 8th place prize. Thankfully he was way on the other end of the table, because while the buyin was peanuts for him, he was obviously displeased to lose.

Still, all in all, he was cool as shit. When his phone ran out of battery, he took off the headphones and was talking with us quite a bit towards the end.

Also I won a nice amount of money so there’s that.

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by PAK on Jan 11, 2012 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

Tme to listen to Meshuggah and try to go to sleep.

Polyrhythmic syncopation with 8 string guitars downtuned to A# and beyond, random jazz solos, and lyrics of contradictions of life and death apparently help me sleep.

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 11, 2012 12:39 AM EST reply actions  

Not a fan of the 8 strings that much.

But later.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish you guys were here to witness this.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:44 AM EST reply actions  

She is so drunk.

Like to the point where she’s pleasant.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm staying the fuck out of this

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 11, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Scroll up a bit.

Alcohol and sober roommate hitting on hellbeast, the.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 11, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, great

I wake up early to check the commentariat’s nightly themes, and now I’ll be singing " Look for the Bear Necessities" all morning at work.


/forgets about his worries and his strife

"Don't live your life on the default settings"

by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 11, 2012 6:43 AM EST reply actions  

that means you read too much.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 11, 2012 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

"Oh bee-do, I wanna be like you!"

/Been singing Jungle Book songs in my head since last night

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I wanna be a man, mancub, and stroll right into town.

I wanna be just like the other men, I’m tired of monkeying around.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 11, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You say that like it's a bad thing.

/ me too
// this is going to be soooooooo awkward on client calls today

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Conflicts prof just suggested getting a stiff drink before reading for class.

Then again, he also said all Puerto Rican courts are corrupt.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 9:10 AM EST reply actions  

I think he thinks Puerto Rico is Mexico

because now he’s saying cops are taking bribes and shooting at tourists.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Is your professor Bobby Knight?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't THINK so

but he could be. He is wearing a blazer over a sweater.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Has he ever thrown a chair at a student?

Or been arrested for assault in Puerto Rico?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I doubt it.

Although I don’t know, he’s kind of rambling, maybe I missed it.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it good, or bad, that the first 20-30 minutes of my work day

are spent catching up with the EDSBS night shift and reading email? All the while billing, of course.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 11, 2012 9:20 AM EST reply actions  

I don't know about good or bad . . .

. . . but it sounds “familiar” and “typical.”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I have a second period study hall...

what do you think I do for the whole hour?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 11, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

All you people who had the Wizards going 0-66 can suck it!

Okay, not really. One and 65 still looks like a real possibility.

/ trying to be a DC sports homer is tough
// how long ’til football season?
/// furk

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

Should have traded for Cousins before the Kings fired Westphal.

Wall and Boogie would have instantly made you a better team.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Enough headcases in that lockerroom already

The only way that deal would have made sense is if you could get the Kings to take Andray Blache. It’s a push in the headcase department, but Cousins at least has potential talent commensurate with his contract.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

His contract's expiring, right?

It would have worked because Wall can control Boogie and would get his head straight.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 11, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

woke up to found my first class was cancelled!

…..to be rescheduled at 8:30 AM on friday!
WOOOO

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 11, 2012 9:47 AM EST reply actions  

Re: Red Tails discussion

Lost amongst the dubstep: They’re doing a great job of obscuring the fact that this is George Lucas’ triumphant return to cinema.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 11, 2012 10:09 AM EST reply actions  

Just forget about "Red Tails"

and go watch “The Tuskegee Airmen,” from 1995.

Stars Laurence Fishburne, Cuba Gooding Jr., John Lithgow, and Malcolm Jamal Warner.

No one’s gonna top that film.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Huh

The Cowboys just hired Bill Callahan as offensive line coach.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 11, 2012 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

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