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Perfection. Broadly speaking, we're discussing an unobtainable zenith; an envelope of flawlessness and utter completeness. The ancient Hebrew had a concept called 'tzadik', which often was used to describe righteous, holy figures and masters of spirituality. In order to obtain such classification, one had to essentially be perfectly perfect at their faith amidst great worldly obstacles that would otherwise render this impossible for most. Voltaire's "Zadig" derives its roots from a similar cognate and perhaps more aptly waxed philosophical on humanity as through destiny's lens, predetermination, and free will in general. Once, in a moment of sheer paragon, such a ne plus ultra finds its way into the sphere of college football. This is the result of such a black swan moment:

Star-divide

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LSU lines up in an ace formation with a single set back from their own 18 yard line. It's second down and they have 12 yards to go to move the yard markers. There are two tight ends lined up on the left side of the formation, one off the line of scrimmage. Alabama counters with a customary 3-4 look. As per usual, Nick Saban avoids putting 8 in the box (especially logical given LSU's shortcomings through the first two quarters and change). Two linebackers wait in the middle of the formation, while one is likely marking a tight end, and the other is in a three-point stance.

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The ball is snapped. Chaos reigns. Linemen engage each other while Jordan Jefferson feels his world collapsing all around him. Again.

Jefferson checks off his receivers, but his mind is elsewhere. He wonders, if the universe is infinite, does that not mean it contains all possible outcomes and permutations of everything imaginable (and unimaginable)? Is there, at this same moment, on another world, a football game exactly like this one being played - except all the players have ice cream sandwiches for hands?

The quarterback makes the right decision and steps up into the pocket, where the defense is forced to adjust to the threat of his running ability.

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He looks directly ahead and sees his tailback's back eyeballing him as if to request, nay, demand the football.

Conflicting emotions seize Jefferson at this moment: should he trust this man he calls his teammate, or should he adhere to that innate suspiciousness we are all born with which keeps us alive in a world of stranger danger?

On the heels of a devastating pancake block and with his internal clock rapidly becoming more and more akin to a Skrillex anthem (CALL 911 NOW!!1! BZZZZZZZZZZ WUBB WUBB), Jefferson struts forward and sees but the back of Spencer Ware. He knows that if he just dig deeps and channels the spirit of the great New Orleans improvisers before him, he can will this first down into fruition.

"Strength," Jefferson decides. "This pass must have strength. More strength than a mere spiraling over-hand delivery can muster." A moment of stillness and then - then! - thousands of antagonistically paired striated tissue structures fire in Nature's most perfect harmony.

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Some call it right place, right time. Others, perhaps more in key with the inner workings of the universe, call it fate's divine path coming to fruition before our very eyes. The beautifully violent, would be ill conceived wounded duck of a flip finds its way, almost as though it was perfectly designed to, into the waiting arms of Alabama defender, C.J. Mosely.

Now, time is moving faster, Ice Cream Sandwich Hands Planet be damned.

Like an advancing bishop forced to retreat to prevent the toppling of the king, Jefferson's role has changed. Moseley approaches. Three yards. Now two. Now one.

He shall not pass.

In a collision equal parts divine car wreck, equal parts brutal ballet, Mosely pays the messenger's toll. Sometimes the cost of being perfection's vehicle is a harsh reminder that you yourself are far from it.

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A whistle blows. The play is dead, and with it, perhaps, any hope of an LSU victory. Jefferson's expression betrays the unbearable truth of the moment - it could not have happened any other way.

One team's destiny all but sealed. Another's? Born like a phoenix from the ashes. At the ends of the ever swaying hands of fate, another celestial creation moment: a meme arises. Ashes to ashes, UMAD to UMAD.

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HEIL FUHRER METTENBERGER

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

/throws arm outward

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why didn't you see the ball?

Don’t give me that, “I was facing the other direction,” excuse. It’s old and stale; you use it all the time.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 10, 2012 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

Jefferson channels his inner John Brantley

by throwing right to the defense

Brent Pease for UF!

by ECFIVESTER on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

Its beautiful.

But still not as beautiful as your running back getting demolished time after time by the linebacker assigned to the quarterback on a pitch option.

And the best part, is that he's Learning.

by Acura Cake on Jan 10, 2012 2:51 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

rec'd for screen name

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 10, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one to whom it looks like that's imcomplete?

I could swear that when the Rubik’s Cube comes up, it is two vertical red stripes with a vertical blue stripe on the side closest to the video screen

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yea kinda

but it might just be the shadow. When it raises back up the blue and red ones seem to change color a bit

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Obiligatory

Anchorman Rec

Brent Pease for UF!

by ECFIVESTER on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

AQUALUNG

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Sitting on a park bench

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Eyeing little girls with bad intent...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Well apparently there is an alternate universe, and ESPN is the Worldwide Leader there too

And in this Universe, they gave Joe Buck his own halftime show??? crazy place…

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Jan 10, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Here's a clearer one, courtesy of Bubbaprog

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Somewhere in an alternate universe

where the economy is good and the people are happy.

by Ardbeg on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It's called north Alabama

God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.

by Dick H on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh God, not a chance.

Except, Nick Petrelli is going to let us know if he gets through, right?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel a void now that football is over.

Fortunately, we’re only a couple of weekends away from the Rolex 24 at Daytona. FanShot thread for it?

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 10, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, the last thread got heated. I'm shocked this didn't get raised. Where are the Stubobs when you need them.
Div I – FBS Oklahoma St beat Baylor 59 – 24
Div I – FBS Baylor beat TCU 50 – 48
Div I – FBS TCU beat Boise St 36 – 35
Div I – FBS Boise St beat Georgia 35 – 21
Div I – FBS Georgia is better than Alabama because Georgia beat Auburn 45 – 7
while Alabama only beat Auburn 42 – 14

Therefore, Oklahoma St is better than Alabama in 2011
as shown in 5 rounds by a combined score of 239 – 177.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Easy answer

Div I – FBS Iowa St beat Oklahoma St 37 – 31

Therefore, Iowa St is better than Oklahoma St in 2011
as shown in 1 rounds by a combined score of 37 – 31.

"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall

by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How early are you up? Do you know?

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Show starts in 7 minutes or so.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Can someone do the play-by-play for Nick's call?

The fun police (IT) have decided, in their infinite wisdom, that internet radio is now a no-no.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I would suggest trying out a "last night just proves that LSU didn't belong and it should have been Bama-OSU all along"

argument, but I’m pretty sure that gets covered within the first 3 callers.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS STRIP CLUB ADVERT?

PAAAAAAWWWWWLLLL ONLY DEMANDS ADS FOR FORECLOSURE SERVICES AND PRESCRIPTION DRUGS

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

Sammys? The South's finest showgirls? It's an institution.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you, good sir, funny name and all, forgot CHICKENWINNERDINNERS

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm really diggin' Luke's contributions to this site

have me laughing every time.

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

"Nobody has more national titles than Alabama"

“I know those Notre Dame people always talk about it but they ain’t the king no more”

PRINCETON YALE MICHIGAN AND NOTRE DAME STILL CLAIM MORE PAWWWWLLLLLL

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

this

“he’s got 3 titles, what else is left for him to do at alabama?”

"And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage." - Bret Bielema

by vlad3217 on Jan 10, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i just posted that to facebook.

/sits back to watch

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Refer to Saban as a "carpet-bagger"

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 10, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Yale

will always be first in gentlemanly club life."

by Grib on Jan 10, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yale?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't know why this is funny

but it is

"And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage." - Bret Bielema

by vlad3217 on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

because

taco

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The shutout of LSU

just goes to show their first loss to LSU wasn’t to a quality team and their loss was no better than the Iowa State loss.

ALL THE CIRCULAR LOGIC

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

But Bama lost in only one OT it took what, three for Okie State to lose?

OKIE STATE NATIONAL CHAMPS PAWWWWLLL

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't forget...

Okie State kicked what would’ve been the game winning FG in regulation, that passed just over the crossbar, and was ruled no good.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait was it called incorrectly?

That game was a haze since I was out drinking that night quite a bit.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

How do I have no memory of this?

How was that not a gigantic deal?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think everyone was so excited about the massive upset that they shot it down the memory hole.

And of course, the OSU loss gave ESPN every opportunity to pimp the rematch so they certainly weren’t gonna bring it up.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That was one of those games where I was thinking

HELL YEAH UPSET!

And then, oh shit, this actually isn’t good.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Knowthatfeelshark.jpg

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah me too.

Damn you Iowa State! Damn you to hell (or Iowa, they’re the same place)

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was Wisconsin.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

"The deep South's leading opinion maker" is on

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

Billy Graham?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Jimmy Swaggart!

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Newt Gingrich?

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Camel?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The manufacturer of Truck Nutz?

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

REC NUTZ

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW

first caller up?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

here we go!

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

HE CUT ME OFF

FUCKING GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

LISTEN

LISTEN….. I HAVE HAD ENUFF TAWKIN’ BOUT LAST NIGHT…. EITHER CALL ABOUT THE G-MEN, HOW THE JETS HAVE AN EGG ON DER FACES, OR YANKEES HAWT STOVE.. THAT’S IT!

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i didn't even hear the point you made

troll or no troll before he cut you off

"And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage." - Bret Bielema

by vlad3217 on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

No troll

I started talking about Cognitive Dissonance and about how every game doesn’t matter and he cut me. I can’t troll in 15 seconds, that’s weak.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

he's increased

security

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

We need to find out for once who will troll the trolls

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Do not ask for whom the troll trolls; the troll trolls for thee.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

FOR WHOM FINE-BAUM TROLLS

THE SHOW MARCHES ON

/headbangs

by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

ONE DOES NOT JUST SIMPLY TROLL THE TROLLER

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of headbanging...

Make his show on AM in the afternoon
Robert calls ev’ry day
Dolts allied, roll damn Tide, over Nick he’ll swoon,
Tammy screams some Auburn dreams and she seems a loon

Bama jerks, out of work, why? Their neck tattoos
Wait on hold for two hours
Stupid takes, gene mistakes, Danny’s lawyer’d news
Kevinator’s Mason hate makes the bald guy muse

For who Finebaum trolls
Roots many a moron
For who Finebaum trolls

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Quis troliet ipsos trolles?

(Not sure about declensions in Latin actually)

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

u mad

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Fbaum has the Nick Saban

of screeners working for him

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Finebaum claiming “every game matters” on behalf of Bama? Hm.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

On behalf of himself

If everygame didn’t matter, who would listen to his show each week?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

People . . .

We have a mole on this board. HE KNEW.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

He's referred to EDSBS before on his show.

Pretty sure either he or one of his staff reads this board with regularity, or at least when he’s on the air.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He was in on the joke last time Nick was on

The mere mention of Nick’s fake name had him giggling.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a rat.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

REGROUP

We need a new plan of attack

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

Saban to Arkansas St. as D-Coordinator.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

BLANX IS ALWAYS SERIOUS

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I am never not serious.

NEVER.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn skippy.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard it from my sources.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

sources=prey

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Motivated sources are motivated.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, Nick wants to come home to WV....

and take on the rehabilitation of Marshall as a hobby.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Now, that's funny.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya know some people just collect stamps

Saban met Petrino and heard collecting football programs was the best

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

866-765-PAUL (7285)

Spam the lines people, we need to be heard, he’s trying to keep us off the air

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Rotate shield modulations

and target phasers on the warp nacelles.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

RECALCULATING

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

TURN RIGHT, NOW!

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT NUMBER ON HERBSTREIT?

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Dadgum?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wash - "Kaylee, Have you ever done a Crazy Ivan?"

Kaylee – “No, but I’ve always wanted to try.”

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I decided to finally watch that show after reading so much about it here.

I started last night and got through 6 episiodes….on my 4th cup of coffee at work.

by goldenblue7 on Jan 10, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Make sure you check out the movie after you finish the series.

It really deserved to be a gigantic hit. Alas.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

People.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I never even heard of the show until it was out on DVD. That couldn't have helped.

Also, Fox aired the episodes out of order, and never got around to airing all 14. Also didn’t help.

Now why the movie flopped at the box office? Dunno, but that sucked pretty hard.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Finbaum has us.

Set code 0 0 0 destruct 0.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

From Hell's heart, I stab at PAAAWWWWWL!

For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at him.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

over/under for how many months until

Spencer is a guest on Finebaum this year?

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

he's been on before, right?

like a year or two ago?

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

IM THE ONE YOU CAINT SHUT UP

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

and Upshaw is the one who

knocks

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell is a radio?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I unserstand no soap is involved

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

My computer ranking top 10, before and after bowls

1. LSU (13- 0) 4.560
2. Oklahoma St (11- 1) 4.459
3. Alabama (11- 1) 4.238
4. Kansas St (10- 2) 4.132
5. Baylor ( 9- 3) 4.017
6. Oklahoma ( 9- 3) 3.994
7. Stanford (11- 1) 3.911
8. Arkansas (10- 2) 3.909
9. Oregon (11- 2) 3.771
10. South Carolina (10- 2) 3.757

1. LSU (13- 1) 4.424
2. Oklahoma St (12- 1) 4.403
3. Alabama (12- 1) 4.388
4. Arkansas (11- 2) 4.015
5. Kansas St (10- 3) 3.948
6. Baylor (10- 3) 3.925
7. Oklahoma (10- 3) 3.895
8. South Carolina (11- 2) 3.792
9. Oregon (12- 2) 3.789
10. Stanford (11- 2) 3.766

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 10, 2012 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

cool rankings, bro

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

My computer rankings have Georgia Tech #1

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Florida ran their own computer rankings

but the computers have gone missing

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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

It comes up a lot in crosswords.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

So does oboe.

Must be the vowels.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 10, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ulee.

As in ’s Gold.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ort

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

oort?

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ulee...

as in Ulee Kunkel…her co-star in the beaver picture?

"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban

by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Jan 10, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Epee

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Nt aver week, but every now and again, when interesting

I was amused at the lack of movement in the top 10.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Odd tidbit

North Dakota St ended up 36.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I love how Computer's are getting equal rights to humans

I’m happy that they are ranking teams now. Keep up the fight they deserve their rights.

/Sentience

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

After 10 busy signals and 10 times where it just didn't connect, I think I'm out.

Maybe it’s my Missouri area-code, maybe it’s the fact that I’m not talking about having a parade for Bama, or maybe he’s reading us right now.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

not unusual

his phone lines are regularly packed.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

This parade idea

…is actually pretty good

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

Well

Until he went into PURPLE TIE CONSPIRACY PAWWWWLLLLL

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY WAS TRYIN TO FIX THE GAME PAWWWWLLLL

I DON’T KNOW HOW THE PRESHOW TALK COULD DO THAT, BUT THEY WAS TRYIN!!!

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

PAWL TROLLS THE HONEY BADGER

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

PAWWWWLLLL SABAN IS SUCHA GOOD COACH

LOOK AT HIM VOTIN’ OKIE STATE DOWN TO KEEP HIS TEAM IN THE TITLE GAME

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

/mdwm

His vote had no relevance whatsoever.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

I caught the raging case of butthurt apparently infecting Alabama fans today.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, Auburn fan

You are better because you have a star on your belly.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sneetches_and_Other_Stories#The_Sneetches

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Pictures

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

"What if Bear Bryant could have coached Cam?"

“That would have been the best!”
“We’d have really shown them Yankees something!”
“You know it, friend.”

by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 10, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It may be televised on an alternate digital chanel, like a 6-3

But I’ve never seen it when I’ve been there. More likely, they just sold Internet ads, understanding that many office workers watch streaming.

by Ardbeg on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

any advice for someone on how to listen on an iPhone?

"Coach Hayes always told us that when TV takes over college athletics, that would be the end of college athletics."
-John Hicks

Twitter: @NJConquest

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

Don’t. Save yourself.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

put iphone in palm

repeatedly beat iphone against forehead

results are the same

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

No. No no no no no no no no no.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes it does

I heard it three times yesterday before I actually believed it

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Switzer Slam

NC, Fulmer Cup, and what else? I’m drawing a blank.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

Heisman

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

damn it. i knew that.

no chance for consecutive slams this year.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

In one day. It was beautiful.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Won it?

They CRUSHED IT!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

um.....

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yet!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Newton?

Obviously talking about Red Grange.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

a hired hand with one year in D1 football

i don’t think so
had one of the greatest years ever…but is certainly not the player

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow?

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

que?

my answer was in reference to the Fulmer Cup.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

They set a record that will never be topped.

The true race was for second place.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Let it never be said that we don't score some points, PAAAAAAWWWWLLLL.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Heisman

The awards is the HATERZ trophy

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, we'll get to see if the Gator team is legit tonight.

If we lose to Georgia after losing to Tennessee, I don’t think this team will go far in the tournament.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

They do that

And I would start worrying about them even getting in

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never thought we were going to go very far

Living and dying by the three is not a good thing. You’ll die far more often.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Living or dying by the three?

Worked last night.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you havent been around LSB in a while, bro

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I have a bad tendency to ignore whatever blog/sport is in the offseason. I do need to swing by and see the reactions to last night though. My prediction is they’re not happy.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

they are happy for bama

but i think the main consensus is that the BCS sucks. many of them think bama and LSU were the two best teams, but its extremely pro-big12 up in there.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with all of this.

The BCS does suck.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Live and Die by the 3? Yeah, I remember that....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

shit no title

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought I explained this already
Internet Sports Rules §256.24
In the course of insulting fan of another team by referencing a prior loss by said team to a weak, inferior, or generally disregarded team, the fan performing the insult MAY NOT…

…(e) Reference a loss to DUKE or any affiliate there off.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Being a Duke fan

I am allowed- see exceptions

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

BINGO

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Supra

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm this I would not have expected

You’re a regular who I like here. Would not have expected you to be a dukie

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

have to be

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That team Duke is playing in that picture....

Who are they? I do not recall those being the names of any WVU players.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember Zhang. I think it is Pitt, and Duke got killed that game

that was a GIS of “zoubek’d”

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Northern Arizona?

right colors

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

No one has to be a duke fan

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Dad went there, I am there.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

For college?

saw the davidson thing and just assumed that was your school and fandom

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to Davidson for undergrad. I do research at duke

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

So, you're twice as insufferable?

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

twice as often plays in march

FSU bro

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, FSU is insufferable?

I thought we were the object of pity, not envy.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

no, meant that being davidson/duke

he gets to watch March basketball twice as often, whereas you, being FSU, do not.

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

What is this basketsball of which you speak?

is it some new offense I haven’t heard of, to counter teams running the 3-3-5?

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

it seems to be something that FSU does

when duke comes calling, and then fades back into obscurity

/trolls self, trolls you

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

he splits i believe

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

there are more of us here

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

well im sure as shit not going to be a UNC fan

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No one *has* to be a Kentucky fan either.

And, surely to COTG, no one has to be a Wizards fan. Hell, even John Wall’s mom probably roots for the Heat.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

explain Redskins fans then

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Most of 'em are over forty

Seriously. My kids have probably only seen three winning seasons in their living memory and they pay little or no attention to our local shit show.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't mean offense

I just thought he went to and was currently at Davidson, so being a Duke fan seemed odd to me. Figured there had to be a reason.

I’m a Wizards fan in-so-far-as I live in DC and don’t care about any NBA team.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that's good . . .

. . . since we don’t have an NBA team in DC.

Maybe the Nats won’t completely suck ass this year.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Are they going to make a run at Prince?

Just askin’.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

They seem to be the current favorite

but I’m not going to get excited until he’s in uniform at spring training.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok

Thought the Nats might still be gun shy after the $Texas money they threw at Werth

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Being Scott Boras's bitch is great!

Just ask Scott Boras!

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Cubs are out of the running for Prince...

…so that will help keep the price down.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No interest in the Caps?

Granted, they’re having their struggles, but they’re at least somewhat successful.

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

*snicker* Capsfan.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Why you be hatin'?

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 10, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Too much time in MCI 2005-06 and 06-07

Living in Reston, I couldn’t drag friends to games back then. Three years later, those same people talked to me like they invented the sport.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Understandable

I became a fan when I moved here in fall 2007. I didn’t have a team growing up (Kansas City), but I came to like icypuck after watching the Stanley Cup playoffs one year. When I came here, I started following them.

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 10, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got nothing against new hockey fans.

I didn’t grow up with skates on, either (Richmond got a minor league franchise when I was 10, but I was 14 before a public rink was built and I started playing). But way too many current Capsfans run toward the aggressively ignorant side.

I think it’s mostly the DC yuppie/social-climber bullshit that seems to best express itself through Capsfan right now. It would have done the same through the Nats if they’d been any good at all in 05 or 08 when people gave them a try. /20-game pack holder, 2005 and 2006

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, there'll always be fans who are there because it's trendy and stuff

I try to learn from the people who know the game better than I and who were fans during the dark years.

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Pink Patrick Kane jersey for you? OK then.

Sorry, I don’t have your two dimes’ change, though.

/gets punched

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

My daughter has taken a liking to Duke...

I don’t like it, not one bit. But, if she ends up going there for college, I wouldn’t be opposed to it (as long as I’m not paying).

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I married a Duke fan.

So I’m a Duke basketball fan by marriage. (Trust me, it makes things easier.) Huge Alabama football fan since I was in utero. So, I guess I love the two most hated teams in the two most popular sports.

Swear to god, it wasn’t my fault.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West

by Piperch1ck on Jan 10, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i can top that

Duke and Notre Dame

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I more than make up for Duke and ND by being a Panthers and 49ers fan (before the Panthers existed)

and also a Braves fan.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Know a guy who went to FSU...

… and his pro teams are the Steelers, the Lakers, the Yankees, and the Red Wings. Did I mention that I knew him back when FSU was winning national championships?

Don’t bother calling this guy out for being a frontrunner, either, because he’ll give you a half hour long defense about how when he was growing up in Florida, those were the only teams you ever saw on TV and that’s why he latched on and blah blah blah.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 11, 2012 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Notre Dame and Wisconsin?

Eh, doubt that.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he meant Packers, maybe?

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, people hate the Packers?

I didn’t know that was a thing…

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/ watches our resident Minnesotans and Bears fans queue up

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

NO! THEY ARE HERETOFORE KNOWN AS THE LOS ANGELES FIGHTING SEXBOATS

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah, but I meant "like the Yankees or Red Sox"

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the Packers like EDSBS hates Iowa.

Packers fans are the root cause of my hate though, especially bandwagon chodes.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

An Eagles fan proclaiming Packers fans have too many bandagoners

Now I’ve heard everything.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I've liked the Eagles since I started watching football.

Braves and Islanders are in there as well, and I don’t think you can call them bandwagon teams.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The Braves are America's team, however.

Due to TBS.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

/had Dave Justice poster in Texas Hill Country when he was 8.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I started following them after I moved to ATL in 2000 when the best years were behind them.

Also like the O’s (lived in DC before ATL), and funny enough I pulled for the Braves in ‘95 because the Indians ruined my first O’s game earlier that season.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he's calling YOU a bandwagon fan

But the Eagles did get their share this year.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah realized that, but I honestly don't see many Eagles fans in NY or the ATL area unless they are from Philly.

May be some bandwagoners in Philly, but I haven’t seen any myself in the places I’ve lived.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

The Eagles certainly have bandwagoners

Not the worst, but they’re definitely a team that people will latch onto

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think I've seen it a lot with the Packers lately with Rodgers.

Like douchenozzle Yankees/Packers fan from LA

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Douchebag double check!

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not calling you a bandwagon fan

I’m saying your team has a lot of bandwagon fans… or was it only diehards that made Vick’s jersey the highest seller in football

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That happened in Atlanta too.

One of the reasons I didn’t like the Falcons much. And considering it’s Vick, they may not all have been Philly fans buying his jersey.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Packers are likable

Now that the Cowboys have mercifully been euthanized, I’m rooting for them the rest of the way. Good likable teams are rare.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

or is he?

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I am terrible at basketball so I shouldn't talk

But it seems like free throws should be easy points. My understanding is that after a while it just becomes memorization.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Was last year's team really much different though?

The only Billy Donovan teams I remember that didn’t live and die with the 3 were 2006 and 2007. Mostly because they had a) a real life point guard, and 2) at least four big dudes to throw at the basket.

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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that's true.

Having the rest of your team be so good that one guy’s entire job on offense is to shoot 3s is a really great luxury. Wasn’t Lee Humphrey something like 6-9 on FTs for the SEASON in 06-07?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If he even made that many, ha

One of the greatest 3 shooters I’ve ever seen, but he shot like 45% from the line

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well when you only get like 15 attempts a year, why even practice?

Also, man could that dude defend. Everyone on that team, really.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

2006-2008

If I could just get one more three year period like that, I’d never ask anything else of COTG

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still so thankful for the first one.

I have a cousin who went to Notre Dame from something like 1999 – 2002. I remember the first time I saw her after college and conversation went to sports. “Oh God, you were at Florida the whole time from 2006-2008, weren’t you?” The look on her face… we had it unbelievably good, my friend.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I was there from 07-10

Caught the back end but still enjoyed the hell out of it

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Fall 02 - Spring 08

but still had student tickets in the fall of 09.
I’m only now starting to comprehend how amazing that run was in the historical sense.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Fall 02 - Spring 09. Pretty much perfect.

Even 2002 – 2005 had really really fun basketball regular seasons.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh God.

It’s his fault that I could never enjoy Nick Calathes. I just kept having really bad Matt Walsh flashbacks. PASS TO THE 10TH ROW WEEE. #TeamNickCalathesWasNotVeryGood

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Calathes was just a maddening player

You were constantly seconds away from a sportscenter top 10 or a colassal derp

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I will always believe that he single-handedly made the team worse

than it would have been without him.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That was another maddening player, though.

There were so many games where he just barely seemed to try. It’s anecdotal, but the one time I got great behind-the-bench seats, I couldn’t believe how stand-offish and aloof he was during timeouts. He just kind of stood to the side and stared across the dome.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamNickCalathesCantDunk

And not because he just chooses not to ‘be fancy’

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

'99-03

Miami & FSU’s dominance, HBC checked out, Zook years. You little bastards had it good.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It could be worse

I feel sorry for the 10-whenevers

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not quite to the extent of this year

Patrick Young is pretty much unstoppable when he gets the ball regularly. I want more of that

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they might have a rerun of the MNCG

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

in this case

yes. you you watch the sqeakyball

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

"performance consultant"

NO WONDER THEM LINEBACKAS IS SO BIG, THEY ON THEM HOOMAN GROWF WHOREMONES PAWWWWWWWWWWL

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

Beavis & Butthead theme for the bump?

Seems fitting.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

If you haven't seen the NMA Taiwanese rendition of the Steelers/Broncos game

you are missing out.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

linky

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

google nma tebow.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

found it, but youtube is blocked

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

D'oh. When you get home, is worth it.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

also, dont know if i told you directly

but if you come across that Rogue Dead Guy whiskey, buy it. buy it fast.

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally.

Any further comment I give veers into the Kingdom of the Spiders.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, wow.

I’m not really sure whether I should laugh, or write an angry letter.

I’m going to laugh.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S THEM BLAWGGERS, PAWWWWWWWL

THEYS ALL DOIN’ NUTHIN’ BUT SPREADIN’ SCURRRRILIOUS RUMOURS AND SAYIN’ WE AIN’T DESERVIN’ THE CHAMPEENSHIP

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 10, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

“sports by brooks”

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious question is serious.

Since bubbaprog links to Deadspin all the time, I have to ask. Is it… worth reading again?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's kind of like a second facebook to me

I know it’s going to suck, but I still check it every day

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That was basically my question.

I made it about a month into his reign and had enough. He managed to kill Leitch’s voice pretty quickly. So… has the place self-corrected, or is it still Daulerio-ish.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He's gone?

I haven’t looked at Deadspin in about two years and hadn’t heard. My guess is that as long as the site is owned by Gawker, the overall tone isn’t likely to change much from when AJ was there. We all hate the guy, but they built up page views and mainstream presence significantly during his tenure as compared to Will’s days. Remember, lots of people actually buy and read those supermarket tabloids.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa!

Good doublefucking riddance.

by Erik T on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Daulerio was the reason I stopped reading Deadspin.

Not that him leaving is enough for me to want to go back, but that day that he started outing mid-level off-air ESPN talent for their sexual affairs just to prove some “point” he had was ridiculous and his ass should have been sued.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Magary still writes for them 3-4 times a week.

So, yes.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret this

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

wife asked what we were doing for date night this weekend, shes a florida fan, so on a whim i said “well, the broncos play at 8 on saturday night, if you want to incorporate that”

i waited…..she said “well i guess i could take a cheat day on the diet and we could watch the game at home with wigs and beer”

YESSSSSSS

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

Keep her

whatever it takes

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

wigs & beer?

going to roleplay so soon in the marriage?

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

im not even gonna correct that.

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Wigs? Beer? Women?

You have Mr. Adam’s attention

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Winnar

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

A winner is you

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That every game does not count

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just downright Orwellian.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

B1G IS IGNORANCE

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THE SEC IS AT PEACE WITH THE BIG 12.

THE SEC HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT PEACE WITH THE BIG 12.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

THE ACC IS DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

while true....

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

2 + 2 = BCS

In the end the BCS would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality was tacitly denied by their philosophy.

Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!

by Eddie Teach on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. That. That shit right there.

Is why there is no way I could listen to Finebaum today.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Im assuming that from now on

if a anti-playoff type says that it would make the regular season less important, we can just tell them to go fuck themselves.

Right?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 10, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we carve out an exception if the anti-playoff type freely stipulates that Bama had no business participating in that game?

because, really, I’m an anti-playoff type. but that was some grade a bravo sierra.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. No exceptions.

You got what you asked for.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jan 10, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough.

feel free to tell me to go fuck myself.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The only playoff I want to see has the 11 conference champions,

with a BCS-style ranking system that allows for a 12th team, if the best independent is ranked top-11. Other than that, I’d prefer the old bowl system over the BCS

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I support this!

/loses Independent bid to Navy

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to see 16.

11 conference champions, plus 5 at-larges. The logistics would be difficult because of the intransigence of many ADs and University Presidents, but that for me is the ideal.

I’ll take almost anything over the current system.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, you don't win your conference, you don't get in.

Simple set theoretic argument.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

An 11-team bracket is a bit unwieldy though

The Top 5 seeds get bys? That’s just going to continue the rush for consolidation and super-conferences that we are seeing now.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Top 5 get byes, yes.

Home field advantage to the higher seeded team, until the final. No reseeding(ie, like the NCAA squeakyfouls tournament, not the NFL playoffs).

And I don’t think you’d see much more consolidation- why would a team in the Big East bail for another conference, when they can make the playoffs by winning their conference?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's cumbersome as hell but do-able.

The MAC had thirteen football members for quite a long time.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Unbelievably, this site has that option

For the SEC Hoops Tourney, the Top 3 have bys. And then you would have to go with a MAC style regular season for football.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's actually really easy...

since everything is done in powers of 2, you just go 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, etc. Then, you take the the first power of 2 larger than the number of teams, subtract the number of teams, and that many teams get byes

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T COME IN HERE WAIVING YOUR MATH AT US

HIPPIE.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Since when do hippies know math?

Math requires, like, boundaries and rules and shit

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY!

DON’T YOU OPPRESS ME WITH YOUR SO-CALLED OBJECTIVE REALITY, MAN!

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the regular season football scheduling that gets clunky

At one point, the MAC wanted to have seven regular season games until someone figured out that 13*7/2 equals 40 . .. and a half. Furk. You can play an eight-game schedule, but someone has to have a bye from conference play every week, and the unbalanced divisions force you to choose between counting divisional games only toward division titles (which we tried and was really stupid) or living with the fact that one division will have nearly 40% of its standings determined by cross-divisional games while the other will have only 25%.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't UMass joining the MAC next year?

PROBLEM SOLVED!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, your first point was why I laughed at people that wanted a 9 game B1G schedule with 11 teams

They couldn’t figure out why it wouldn’t work.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We could have done it in the MAC back in the day

Most of the league would have supported Marshall playing with themselves.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Yep, thassa rec

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

PAWWWWWWWLLLL looked pained by that caller.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

Stickyball talk

Bud Selig gets a two-year extension, huh?

FFFUUUUUUCCCKKKKK YYYYYYYYOOUUUUUUUU BUD SELIG

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 10, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

bud selig > david stern

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't follow puckyball

is the NHL’s comish also a joyless dictator?

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Just incompetent. Had a deal on the table to sensibly re-align the league, (eastern teams in eastern time zone divisions, etc.) but NHLPA quashed it. NHLPA head is Don Fehr – he of MLBPA fame.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Fehr was going to knock realignment down no matter what

just as a statement to Bettman that he didn’t plan to get rolled like Goodenow.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I can appreciate it

But that realignment plan was pretty good. Refusing to agree to it just makes him and the PA look bad.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

True dat

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is why he's good at his job.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Debatable.

He did a lot of damage to the MLBPA by not budging on steroids.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Too good

Probably headed for some type of work stoppage at the beginning of next season.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

They are going to fuck non-traditional markets so hard if they do that.

Which… may actually be the PA’s goal.

/drinks heavily

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Heeelllloooooo Canada!

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

+1: Reassembling the Patrick Division

-1: Mine is the only small-market team in the new Patrick, we’re gonna die.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

He apparently wants to become a history professot at Wisconsin when he retires.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

And then become president?

Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.

by meatybob on Jan 10, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A ballerina

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

No, because he doesn't have AJ.

He’ll be the most popular history professor at Wisconsin.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Selig?

So your career arc is used car salesman – owner of MLB team – Commissioner or MLB – History Professor?

I HAZ A CONFUSE

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It goes without saying

that I always rec this sentiment.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The Troll's greatest trick

Was convincing the world he wasn’t a troll at all (the day after the MNC game).

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Imma thinkin' that's mighty difficult

Paul

Norwegian Troll

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LMAO

Guy on a Florida message board

“Saban will probably finish his career at Alabama with 12 SEC Championships and 9 National Championships”

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

CAREER LIFETIME ACHEIVEMENT NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP PAWWWWWL

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hivemind rec.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Reggie Ball UGA MVP 4 seasons in a row

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You take your hat off and show some respect when you say Reggie's name.

/pours one out.
//calls Dan Radakovich to check on progress of application for 5th year of eligibility

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Still laugh at the waste of Calvin Johnson on Ball.

Should have come to our side.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

He could have made Tereshithead look good.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually felt sorry for Calvin in the 2007 Gator Bowl

He was killing us in the first half, and then Gailley just quit using him in the second. Pat White refused to lose and we came back for a 38-35 win.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed that game thoroughly, considering my Tech friends gave me hell about losing to WVU in the Sugar Bowl the year before.

It was almost as nice as when my Tech friends trolled me for a year about ending up in Shreveport, only to end up in Shreveport themselves the next year.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

brav-fucking-o!

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 10, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'ma listen to the Meters instead.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

McElwain interview:

zzz….zzzz….zzzz….zzz…

"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"

by Matty Light on Jan 10, 2012 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

Has anyone ordered this fine art yet?

“Restoring The Order”

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

There's a word missing there

"Restoring The Restraining Order"

It’s a portrait of Harvey Updyke.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

TV RATINGS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP PAWWWWWWWWWWL

TROLL TIDE TROLL

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

lowest in 14 years i think

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"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what Finebaum said

other than in Birghmingham, thus the national championship that Tide fans will undoubtably claim.

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Down 14%, lowest BCS MNC ratings

Orange bowl was down like 26%, Rose down 2%

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone watched it on TV

Nobody was at the game

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't watch it.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't watch our bowl. Besides we were undefeated in two OTs so that third one didn't matter.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

thats where the 14 came in.

disregard my reply

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this was the 14th BCS MNC game

so you weren’t far off (’98 – ’12)

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont remember a worse one to watch.

aside from 2003, but thats due to fandom more than anything else.

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"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I imagine Bama fans found last night as exhilarating as I found 2006

while I have to imagine most people found 2006 every bit as frustrating as last night. It’s never fun as a neutral viewer when one team fails to show up.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey now

our game set off this run of SEC dominance, and if we hadn’t showed up the way we did there might not be any “SEC SPEEEEEEED” meme or 6 in a row, etc.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I maintain that, had there been an OSU-Michigan rematch in 2006(Which I was absolutely AGAINST),

then OSU would’ve gotten somebody besides LSU in 2007, and would have had a much better shot in that game as well. Then, perhaps a 1-loss Wisconsin team gets in a couple years later, and all the noise is B1G, B1G, not SEC, SEC.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Careful.

Bama may read this and claim you as them. You will be assimilated; resistance is futile

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd imagine the 2000 Oklahoma-FSU game was pretty hard to watch

LSU broke FSU’s record of least points scored in a championship game LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Neither scored any offensive points, but at least FSU managed a safety.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

FSU didn't score that safety

OU’s punter intentionally kicked a bad snap (over his head?) out the back of the end zone with less than two minutes to go to make sure it wasn’t recovered.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

scoreboard, bitches. It counted for two.

/Has a sad.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You bastards got yours the year before anyway.

/waves Dillards bag sadly

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically, this is the 6th BCS NGC.

The others were just BCS bowls where the 1 and 2 teams played. A slight distinction.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 10, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Incorrect.

The 1999-2000 Sugar Bowl ticket I’m looking at in my ticket book reads “The National Championship”, as did pretty much all the branding for that game. Others were similar. They were the traditional bowl, but they were also the national championship game — the automatic coaches’ poll #1 spot was very much on offer for all of those games.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

They called it the National Championship, but it was still the "Something" Bowl.

They didn’t make it it’s own separate game until 2006-2007.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 10, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, but that wasn't what you said (or at least isn't how it read).

The bowl I went to was both Sugar Bowl and National Championship Game.

There have been 14 BCS national championship games. Six of them were independent of another bowl, but all were heavily promoted by the BCS as the National Championship Game.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This has to be because it's on cable now, right?

And last year was an actual national matchup?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year was cable too

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Bunny La Jolla got her cable fixed in time for the game.

Along with her friend Sherry.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

They adjust for cable vs. network

But I indeed think it was b/c was SEC v SEC matchup & repeat vs. National game. See my long rant on CI thread :( :( :(

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

average bowl attendance was historically bad too this year.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Just on Travel Channel in the break room

Salt Lick BBQ in Driftwood, Texas.

WANT

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

Top Chef was there a week or two ago

/wife stole remote
//didn’t care until then

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

GOING IN APRIL

AND EVERY OTHER BBQ PLACE I CAN FIND IN AUSTIN. COME AT ME, MOTHERFUCKERS

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Recommendations!

I want recommendations for when WVU starts playing there.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Take the extra 45 minutes and drive to Lockhart

It is worth it.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Co-signed.

Kreuz’s Market FTW.

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

let's see:

Salt Lick
County Line
Rubys
Stubbs
Lamberts

/food coma

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yes good...gooood. thank you. more pls.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

all that comes to mind.

There are plenty more.
Sucks that the County Line in Austin doesn’t have music like the one in San Antonio.
But try and catch a concert at Stubbs.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm on a conference call, so I'm being quiet and surfing the internet

And the Stubbs concerts in April for BourbonMeyer: Gospel Brunch every week or Childish Gambino.

/keep austin weird indeed

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Iron Works downtown is pretty good

Plus, the building is a landmark, got some decks over Waller Creek (and the side of the Convention Center!), so it’s a pretty cool place. Chopped beef and orange Fanta from a glass bottle FTW!

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubtless

The joints in Llano rule. Plus, Elgin sausage.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he's Crtl+c and ctrl+v's this later

knowledge being dropped.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed I did

and just emailed it to the rest of the dudes I’ll be at the wedding with.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

This this this

Also drive to Lockhart.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Always partial to Ruby's

That’s with the “B”, not Rudy’s attached to various gas stations, maybe mainly because I lived two blocks from it during school. More your organic/free range type of place, but good. Plus, they have other stuff on the menu if people in the party aren’t in a beef mood. The black bean tacos are enormous.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks to you all

Will report back. Have an entire day to ourselves before the wedding while all our wives are with the bride. much dicking around will be done.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/hums to self

I’ll think of you
When the blue bonnets bloom
When the blue bonnets bloom
I’ll think of you

/Y U BRAKE UP CCR?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Large variety of different types of good food too

And it’s very much a town that will take any half-ass excuse to have a giant party. See: Eeyore’s Birthday.

Trying to think of more BBQ. Did they rebuild Green Mesquite on Barton Springs after the fire a while back?

Speaking of Barton Springs, chicken fried steak and twice-baked spud at Shady Grove… homerdrooling.gif

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the preeminent hot dish restaurant in the Bay Area?

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

French Laundry up in the wine country is by far the most prestigious/famous/expensive.

Within the city itself….that’s pretty much impossible to answer with the insane variety of food.

by goldenblue7 on Jan 10, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I did not think Upper Midwest cuisine traveled anywhere.

frankly, I didn’t think anyone else wanted to eat our food, given the lack of necessity for four or five subcutaneous layers of fat to survive an Atlanta winter.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

This term hasn't crossed the Wisconsin/Illinois border yet...

All I ever heard in CHI was casserole

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by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Phillistines

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

James May?

Is that you?

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

The fancy pants costal people term is “casserole.”

by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well....ignore me then.

I’m quite coastal with the exception of fall weekend stops in Ann Arbor.

by goldenblue7 on Jan 10, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yes

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

TATER TOT HOTDISH!!!!

I haven’t had that since the last time I actually had to eat school food.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Dee-licious.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Tater-Tot Hotdish gets a rec!

And the term was probably 70/30 casserole/hot dish in Columbus when I was growing up.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I just googled "Minnesota hot dish in San Francisco" . .

. . . but didn’t turn up anything all that interesting.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That might be the most Midwestern food question ever

Assuming you’re using hot dish the way the Lutherans use it to mean casserole

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I'm sure he was.

The Ohio Methodist term was “covered dish,” since you made one to bring to the church basement for the carry-in supper.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd never heard carry-in before either

It’s potluck here

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

"Carry-in" sounds like you bring your own food and eat it at the restaurant.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Most rural Ohio Methodists . . .

. . . believe that the Last Supper was actually a carry-in supper.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I am. Gotta run, though; I have curling tonight.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh g-d, Liposuction commercial

“See your feet for the rest of your life”

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM EST reply actions  

Wat.

No. That’s not what happened. Is it?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Appropriate demographic marketing is appropriate.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

THREEPEAT PAWWWLLLLL

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:36 PM EST reply actions  

Wut.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Some caller Finebaum cut off.

I said the same thing

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

since it stayed in the state of Alabama,

As a true Bama fan, she was claiming it.

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

So the question is it going to be Troy or TROGDOR winning it next year?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

TROGDOR

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it really matter?

I’m sure “bama fans” will find a way to claim it

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

"Oklahoma wears Crimson and starts with a vowel, PAWWWL!"

Woohoo, 4 straight titles! Roll, Tide.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Ole Miss

“But they was part of Alabama before they got split off, PAWWWL”

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Under this logic, UGA claims all USCw and UCLA championships

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginia claims

Kentucky and West Virginia wins and championships

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

So...

Just one, then?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 10, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

UAB

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

dur

I kept thinking of drexel

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Threepeat

I missed the 2010 championship. I think that one is in Auburn

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

We're claiming them as a state. It's an unholy and uneasy alliance rejected by the masses.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Alabama annexes West Georgia?

More Yazoo Land Fraud fallout?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Trollin' hard in the paint Paul

Trollin’ hard in the paint.

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

It is absolutely professional the way they cut to commercials

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Shift+A

Como Estanz? Bitches

Sad times in Baton Rouge today. All I hear are sad trombones.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

/sadkazoo

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

my roomate and I had a game watching party last night

He went to Ole Miss, I went to A&M.

It was interesting to see LSU fans react to the kind of ineptitude we had gotten used to.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

hey guys

I just saw this

21 – zereaux

clever, huh

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, I would expect an Alabama fan to find that clever.

Well, the 8% that get the joke, anyway.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY
Well, the 8% that get can read the joke, anyway

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

21 copies of what?

"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
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distim the frammisgoshes!

by thetennesseethumper on Jan 11, 2012 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

How many of those "Hey Homeauxs" shirts actually sold?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I know the answer to this

Zero. The guy who put it up there pulled the site before any were printed. There is more to the story, but because of the content it crosses into spider land.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that was a good first impression.

First class of the day, Japanese 407 (reading with a humanities focus). I finish our pre-course vocab test and questionnaire, look up at the clock. and think “oh, class is over, and I have another class right after this, I better get moving.” Pick up my books, turn in my work, and am the first one out the door. This is obviously because I’m faster and better at Japanese vocab than everyone else, due to my years of experience, lots of reading, etc. This class is going to be pretty easy.

Rush across campus, get to my next classroom, and see the schedule on the door—my class doesn’t meet for another 45 min. Which means my other class didn’t end for another 30 min. Fail. Stupid Tuesday-Thursday long classes.

Furk.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

Meh.

You’re sincerely interested. That goes a long way.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh

Mistakes are made.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Jan 10, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

So I successfully avoided any and all ESPN related programming yesterday, lest someone think I cared about that game

And I see I didn’t miss much… other than college football’s regular season being rendered completely irrelevant of course, at least according to ever pundit ever in previous years.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't say I missed it, Nick

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Nick, hit up my email in my profile.

We’ll talk about that thing we fired back and forth on Twitter

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by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not see an email address

And I added you on twitter so you can message me there.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU!

I HAVE UNEARTHED YOUR IDENTITY! “STEMPKE” MY ASS

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

DAMN YOU

I always maintained Stempke was an alias.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

So we've finally found you!

Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop……er, Mr. Bop-Bop……..ahem, Mr. Bop.

Eh, fuck it.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He did that one all by himself

Although Madison does have its fair share of hippy kids with names inspired by the Zappa clan

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Do people in Madison also name their daughters Madison?

Cause I’d hate that name even more if I lived there.

by Ardbeg on Jan 10, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That also goes for "Addison".

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

"We dropped the M, we're so edgy!"

/gunshot

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

I went to high school with a guy who named his kids based on where they were conceived. It didn’t turn out to be a total disaster, somehow.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

"You get your butt in here and do your homework, '74 Volkswagen!"

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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

hived

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

"Don't you sass me, Stepdad's waterbed!"

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, they were street names

For example his daughter is “Odessa”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Is his son "4th Street"?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be amazing

I know one of his kids has a really weird name, but I can’t think of it right now.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

16th Avenue and Miller, get in here!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU GET YOUR ASS IN HERE, BUTTS WYND

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's future North Carolina quarterback Butts Wynd to you.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I've been there!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for audible laughter in class

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for laughing out loud

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

"the honey badger went damn, and that boy sucked"

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

January 10, 2012 11, 1861, bitches!

by Ardbeg on Jan 10, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait... nope...

Finebaum’s now the President of the State of Alabama

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

How soon can we get Congress to ratify their succession?

“Don’t you want a big fight about the sanctity of the Union and all that shit?”

“Nah, we’re good.”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Seccession." Fuck.

I blame my inability to spell today on exhaustion, poor typing skills, and Clemson.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You do bring up a valid point.

Assuming that Bammers favor some sort of heredity presidency, does Saban’s son Nicholas assume the title when Nick is too old to carry on?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

little Nicky?

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Gundy is a fool for saying he could have scored on Bama?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

TROLL TIDE TROLL

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

"I don't know if anyone who's a ___ fan or a Syracuse fan would say the same"

Over Bama fan being offended by people saying the game wasn’t good

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He was taling about how fans of other school didn't like the game and wouldn't have stayed throughout the entire game

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I forgot to mention

My first actual game with [City] Spartak is tonight. I’m going to die. It’s a trial balloon to see if I can hang now that I can skate for more than 5 minutes without collapsing.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

Take off your skate

and try to stab someone

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm the only guy to ever do that.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at what Nick has done

SYRACUSE MENTION OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

Another President of Alabama mention

Craig James has wrapped up the state od Alabama for his run for Senative

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Bammers want the street-walker problem in Birmingham solved NOW, mister.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

two

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

How about
  1. of Finebaum callers that know the difference between Governors and Presidents?

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Correctly?

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

because most of them would say George Wallace

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

man, winning really brings out the hate

and it is glorious

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Could be worse

Could say the name of whoever the fuck is the Grand Wizard.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, not exactly.

It’s more like a mix of contempt, disdain, revulsion, disbelief, loathing, and indifference. But to keep it in language PAAAWWWWWLLLL’s audience will understand, we’ll just stick with “hate.”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Indifferentiators gonna meh.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Indifferentiators gonna tell their wife hello.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i cannot read this post except for the last few words

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

PAWWWWWWWLLLLL

WALLACE WAS GOVERNOR FOUR TIMES OF THIS STATE

GOVERNOR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

here I am!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I take what I said ealier back

This is the BEST decision I have ever made

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

...

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

New Orleans Street PAWWWWLLLLLL

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

Did that guy just that Bama was on top of the mountain looking down on the Minions?

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

TOP OF THE PLAINS PAWWWWLLLLL

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Mount Cheaha.

On a clear day you can see Talladega.

by Counter Trap on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

we were working on the porch this afternoon when the kids got out of school

the bus came by, honked, and the driver yelled “ROLL TIDE!” at us.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Isn't Tammy the one that said that she wanted to have sex with PAWWWWWWWLLLLL

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Do you have a New York accent?

That might have been how he figured out what was happening

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

No

I can do vague southern Appalachia.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

That's probably why he hung up on you.

Those are two rather large words.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

well there's your problem, right there

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ANGER GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

Rammer Jammer

Repeat even unto this moment.

by Counter Trap on Jan 10, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think everybody's using today

as a general 2011 season butthurt blowoff day. I know I am.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Based on the time stamp, I'd say the end of the ball game, sunrise, breakfast, and lunch.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing good.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What is happening

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

The meteor is almost here...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry but it looks like Holy is starting to repel Meteor...

We don’t have Holy or the Lifestream to help us out here……….

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Uhhhh Red XIII had obviously survived with descendants. It was 500 years later.

And Advent Children implies everyone survived.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

advent children doesn't count. neither to talking dogs.

/hooray for totally subjective interpretation debates haha

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Gonna claim them as survivors

/Bama logic

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmm maybe we do have a defense after all...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Holly is Aeris?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Sephitroth.

Holly does the stabbing, but this is bizarro Bizarro Sephiroth that is actually good. We are Safer with her

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

So....does that make Spencer....

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I see absolutely nothing incorrect in this post.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

So, apparently I was just singing a Joss Stone song outloud.

Didn’t even realize I was doing it. Now my wife is making fun of me.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

BUT NOT DEATH

Because Bear rules in heaven, PAWLLL

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/Goes 7-5

//Put on hot seat

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

but Bama’s senior class was 48-6 I think the last for years. 6 is a lot of losses for one year. for Bama.

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

and yes, that should be "four" years

cue Bama uneducated joke here

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Your post also implies Bama players actual graduate in four years.

(Other than McElroy, who graduated in from Bama in the 7th grade.)

by Ardbeg on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

no no no

they are just AT Bama for four years. our football players don’t go to class. Saban runs a mini NFL training program where players get paid in Yukons, suits, food, girls, and houses for loved ones so the transition from Bama to the NFL is truly seamless

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

you going to be n Big D for the game?

I’m considering it.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea.

I can’t say that Dallas is the most appealing place to go for a football game (I’d much prefer Ann Arbor) but it’s a hell of a matchup. Please Brandon, more of this and less directional Michigan.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that game is intriguing

I always liked Borges as a coordinator. We’ll lose a ton on defense next year. Should be a great first game.

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

We are forgetting

Michigan is a Big Ten team…Big Ten teams typically dont do so hot against Bama

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

but loses three times in a row to Auburn even if he’s 35-5 over that stretch, definitely.

by Ardbeg on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

WHEN DID ALABAMA SUCCEED FROM THE UNION

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

Which time

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

good point

SUCCESION NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP PAWWWWWLLL

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

WUT

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

did they just decide to team up and mug you already?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and white sheets with holes cut out

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Skokie, pawwwwwwwllllllllll

Indiana and Illinois are one in the same, right?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Indiana has the highest percentage of population enrolled in the Klan

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew that kid was up to no good.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Everyone...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess

the man. Because men are always wrong

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, right

because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said “give me something that showcases my intellect.”

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this something I should not click on in class?

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

no. well, maybe

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

she has clothes on

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No real nudity.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll come back to it later.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

It showed of her intellect alright

or her cleveage, one of the two

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Everything

but besides that, I got nothin. ??

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Expressing outrage when you posted the picture in the first place on a public forum

Which can’t be defended with any reasoning except “Look at how hot I am”

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU GUYS ARE SUCH PERVS!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Except she isn't hot.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

no, but I have had to block emails and change my number before

After I was married. And after she was married. And we went on a grand total of three dates.

by Ardbeg on Jan 10, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Good God...

And I feel sorry for whoever the fuck would have married her

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This. And the potential to find out something bad in the future.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't have to.

Mrs. DG would do that before I got the chance.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

She was definately in the wrong

The only reason anyone would post a pic like that would to get guys to judge her, and when it doesnt go as well as she expects, its her own fault

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Undergrad class on Japanese art

So far the professor has shown 4 pictures, including:

2 buildings (shrine and castle) I’ve been to a combined 9 times
The painting that I have as a sticker on the back of my cellphone.

This is going to be a good semester so far.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

you want to troll hard?

write about this place

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

LULZ

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I....hate you.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh that's nice!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that it says things like "The ears are here"

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Class just ended, so I'll be taking a walk.

But I’ll check later.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The only other really amusing thing is "

“Brain (It’s very small)”. The rest of it is standard anatomy stuff, though “Strong leg muscles to move his 20 ton body” I guess is odd.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

WHERE'S THE ONION VOLCANO PAWWWWLLLLLL?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this spider territory on here like BBQ and Mayo?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Those aren't spidery, just argument-causing.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Mushrooms are reviled by all right thinking people.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You are wrong.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Mushrooms are fantastic

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Your hatred of mushrooms merely indicates you've never had good mushrooms.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Mushrooms

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You're making me hungry

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Tasty ones, not "see pretty colors" ones.

I’m a big fan of matsutake (tastes like steak when done properly, but expensive as hades), maitake, enoki, eringi, etc.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

ALL MUSHROOM BURGERS IN FASTFOOD HAVE FAILED FOR A REASON

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Because the palate of the fast food demographic is troglodytic?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Because they're using mass-produced, shitty ingredients?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Five Guys offers mushrooms as a topping.

This is a good thing.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Because they use crappy mushrooms.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

tried those once (legal to buy in the uk so long as you promise you won't eat them)

then went to a viking battle re-enactment. that was a trip.

also saw judy dench in a starbucks that day.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

An acceptable kind.

They made the LSAT… interesting.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Let us not assassinate this lad further, Senator. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew an Alabama fan, and you, sir, are no Alabama fan.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's too bad

All I had to do was write Хрущев out of laziness (hey, 6 letters < 10) in a 3000-level Russian history elective preliminary quiz to get the prof bugging me about going to Russia the following summer.

Related: I was an unfocused showoff as an undergrad.
Related 2: our Russian language and history programs may not have been very, y’know, good.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

HOKUSAI'S A PRINTMAKER NOT A PAINTER DAMMIT

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

So just got an email from my tax writing professor, and she wants me to enter my consumption tax paper into a writing contest...

Don’t have my grade back in there yet, but i think I’m safe in assuming I did okay.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, you're probably good.

Kind of like when my prof last semester gave me my feedback.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah just checked and grades finally posted.

Raised the GPA back up after it took a bit of a hit two cycles ago. And I like this professor. Tomorrow I start class, and I’ve been in her classes four semesters in a row now.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Jordan Jefferson sure threw something.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

More of a lob if you ask me.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Lets have an arm punt time, lets have an arm punt time

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/Bobby Hebert rants incoherently

//drinks the fifth

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dave chappelle beats on the desk senselessly

pleads the fifth

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

bama destroys LSU

remembering the 5th

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Transitively the ACC Champ and B1G as well, if they are into that type of thing.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't want to know about her legs going up

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

92 yards of offesne is bad offense not good defense

sorry

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

ahhh, nothing like a nice tepid shower in the middle of a converted rec room

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

SWEET GOD

REDNECK THROW DOWN IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

you just missed it

but Phyllis may be back to unleash redneck armageddon

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The 1%

A bama fan who went to bama

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I was about to comment which was more rare

A Rhode Island resident calling into Finebaum or an Alabama graduate calling into Finebaum

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The singularity has occurred.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

In(ter)ception

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I am a Bama grad (law) but not a Bama fan

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Too small of a sample set VP

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I am a Bama fan.

Alabama Law. Fan since birth (parents went there). Ole Miss undergrad, cuz I got to go for free as was living in MS at the time. So there are a few of us in the Commentariat.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West

by Piperch1ck on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

/waves

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 10, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

we had an Alabama sucks from Tammy

who called out Phyllis. Shit just got real

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

not yet

Phyllis hasn’t called back in yet

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

shots fired shots fired

Tammy just said Alabama Sucks.

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

#firstworldproblems

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

of course not

Rhode Island. I actually made this joke earlier today. Someone made a meta joke, I said “no pomo,” and she responded, “I don’t think Tuscaloosa is ready for a post-modern world.” I said “shit, they’re not ready for the modern world.”

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

for me, it's more like if Faulkner met Aldous Huxley and the Stepford Wives author.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ira levin

/used Stepford Wives in a course i taught on “Suburban Gothic”
//best class I ever did

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Faulknerian tapestry?

That alcoholic windbag lived over by Ole Miss, PAAAAAWWWWLLLLL. The only tapestry we got is one that says “ORDER RESTORED; ROLL TAAAAAHHHHDDDEEEE.” Covers my entire damn livin’ room wall, PAAAAAWWWWWWLLLLL.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Buddy Cianci says HAI.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe we should see what Janice thinks about that.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

so fir the first time in 6 years,

an SEC team lost the BCS championship game

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

When Finebaum is done

Your entertainment for the evening may come by watching NDNation respond to the announcement that Brian Kelly’s contract has been extended for 2 yrs.

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 10, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

This is wonderful. Do they ever do podcasts?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Faxcasts.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Big upgrade from teletype.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

teletype? phah!

you can’t close a teletype with an aristocratic wax seal.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMMIT, ACS, quit trying to call your friends, I'm FAXING HERE!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...why am I no longer online?

WHO PICKED UP THE PHONE? DAMNIT, WHO PICKED UP THE PHONE?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I WAS DOWNLOADING A 1 MB FILE!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO RE-DOWNLOAD?!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 10, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Get a new 28K modem for $199.99!

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

3 1/2 inch floppy disks?

The amount of storage in them is unprecedented!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

But they aren't floppy like my 5 1/4 disks.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

/ loads Atari 64 program from cassette tape

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ON SALE NOW!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Zack Morris can fuck right off:

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

???

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Venerable BEES?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Cool story bro

For some reason, my DSL will actually cut off after someone in the house hangs up the phone.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Daguerrotypecasts.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Podwhat?

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 10, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/motherofgod.jpg

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

#firstworldproblems
My fellow ND alums and I are in the wrong profession. It sort of devalues my ND degree when a no-talent piker can be rewarded for mediocrity while we slug it out in corporate America during a depression. So much for results-oriented businesses.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a moderator of NDNation.

As in, one who moderates discussion so it doesn’t get out of hand.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I would kill someone for his obliques

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

An Irish Gypsy

Because Brian Kelly is Irish and…. I got nothing

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 10, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He went from Cincy to ND he has no roots

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey! WE'RE the Lords and Ladies

Don’t give NDNation our stuff!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But Mango, everything is directly analogous to a for-profit publicly-traded corporation!

Anyway, I should probably go find my diploma and run it under the bar code scanner to see how much it’s been devalued.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I've already burned my diploma four times.

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 10, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd with alacrity.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

green'd

though green and nd don’t usually mean happy times

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

My four years of school were his four seasons

But actually that name does not make me convulse like it does some.

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 10, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I think going to Florida over Notre Dame may have been one of my better decisions.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

...
This place needs an activist investor who purges everybody

Also, someone else called the extension a “purple shanty”

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's 50% beer, 50% purple drank.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it refers to Kelly, so it must be an insult of some kind.

I have no idea what it means, though.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Not discussing it

but the Thread titled “Mitt Romney’s Mexican Roots” had me loling for some reason

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 10, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽　退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Are they speaking English?

“I don’t know what that is, I’ve never seen….I can’t read it….what does that mean?”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's my favorite:
You seem to think ND is the pentacle of college coaching legends

Found here, in a thread about “opening the checkbook for Saban.”

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

this is what happens when you take away their bloomberg terminals

they go and try to type

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Type?

You think a fine message board like NDNation that screens its registrations for corporate emails only would have people who have to type on their own? Real honest hard-working Notre Dame alums have secretaries that they can dictate their posts to.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

If college football were purely a "results-oriented business" . . .

. . . Notre Dame would have filed under Chapter 11 during the Bob Davie years.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

And their TV contract would be with Oprah's new cable channel.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Asset sale only.

Move Northwestern over to that nice, underutilized stadium, assign the mascot to Illinois to replace the Indian head, and see if you can trade Tom Hammond to CBS College Sports for a bag of footballs.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Tom Hammond is the definition of a toxic asset, if I've ever heard one

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Sentiment defies market performance. ND is the Groupon of College Football

It is a power because people say it is.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How can I short a college athletic program?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

you could create a product, theoretically....

BOURBON MEYER TO THE COURTESY PHONE….. BOURBON MEYER TO THE COURTESY PHONE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Swap is the verb there, not the product I think

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You need to synergize your paridigm shifts.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I know the theory

But I’m having a hell of time finding a counterparty, and I don’t think the secondary market is liquid enough to make this a 401(k) investment yet.

(BTW, once I get this ironed out, I’m shorting the University [sic] of Cincinnati.)

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

just in case everyone forgot

LSU hung many points on the PAC 12 champion and Big East Champion. Lots of points. In high scoring affairs. But I’m sure the B1G or Conference Texas champion would have beat the tar out of LSU and Bama fans wouldn’t be celebrating right now.

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

Poor attempt at trolling is poor

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Rejoice members of the commentariat who want more offense oriented champions

West Virginia has The Belt

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

I don't like their decision to arbitrarily start with '71 Nebraska.

However, it still ends up being the same. Here’s the history of the lineal title if you start it all the way back with the very first game, Princeton-Rutgers 1869.

by Salt on Jan 10, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Purdue still has The

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 10, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm back. And can sense la hellbeasta

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

Did you recognize her foul stench when you were brought onboard.?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 10, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. She lurks

My roommate goes “We’re going out for dinner but you guys can’t come”
Our reaction: “Oh darn….”

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Strange way for him to phrase that...

“We’re going on a dinner date, see y’all later” would’ve gotten the same message across. Hell, even “we’re going to dinner, see you later” would have worked

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he wants to make us jealous he has a girlfriend type substance

But my roommate here is engaged and I hate hellbeast. So..not working.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Government girlfriend?

Processed girlfriend product?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

"Powdered Bitch"

“Just Add Water”

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Includes running mascara crying effects.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone described her appearance perfectly

She looks like cookies that didn’t get baked long enough. Not brown, still white and doughy

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thing is I can almost see her now...

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And jowls too

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

he's sitting high on the hog at Oregon, reigning as the Pac 12 Overlord

same reason Beamer won’t go anywhere (also, he’s old)

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Things overheard today:

“21 to E-A-U-X! 21 TO 0!”
multiple strangers driving past our worksite slowing down to yell ROLL TIDE out their windows
and my favorite, “we buried those street thugs beneath the Superdome floor.”

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 10, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

Well.

Someone on Facebook says “Last semester ever” 34 “likes” and 20+ plus comments of “Good luck”. I post “Last semester ever” and I get one comment of “You could still fail fuckhead”

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to do some more work, and have a Hopslam on tap.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

I laughed.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 10, 2012 6:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Uh where is Aubrin?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

Should we dive to a new thread?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 10, 2012 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

Gatorade Bath National Champions, Roll Tide!

Coach Saban, always…er… coaching:

“I enjoyed the Gatorade bath two years ago,” Saban said Tuesday in the morning-after news conference. “I wasn’t expecting it and got kind of almost knocked out. The players improved in terms of their ability to deliver. I improved on my ability to accept, and everybody was happy.”

by justjebus on Jan 10, 2012 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Roll Tide.

"Imagination is everything." Albert Einstein

by CrimsonAlumn98 on Jan 11, 2012 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

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