THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/10/2012
OH GOD WHY--

If you are going to give Alabama the ducats due for being an outstanding defense, please remember in football all numbers are a group effort, and that in this production Jordan Jefferson deserves at least an associate producer's credit in last night's incineration of 13 games of quality Les Miles career credit. Then again, Miles did always like The Most Dangerous Game, so it's only fitting that he trusted spit-washing, struggleface-making Jefferson with the ball in the biggest game of his life.
FOR FORMALITY'S SAKE. Yes, Alabama is number one. Congratulations on your 392rd national championship, Alabama. Only Courtney Upshaw's TOUCH THAT, FOO' brings any levity to this murder scene of a game.
BUT WAIT NO NO WAIT. Jefferson thinks he made "great decisions" with the ball. Jordan Jefferson had a lifetime record of 2-1 against Florida, and everything is so magical, y'all.
(The Most Dangerous Game for Miles, by the way, is Mousetrap played with live mice and pipe-cracking M-80s.)
OH MY GOD JUST A SHITLOAD OF LINKS. Bill's numbers for the game are just...they're worse than you think, actually. Sharp did not have a real good time, but no one with striking distance of the Les-bomb did. Bobby Hebert did Bobby Hebert things. Holly's awards were much more cheerful than they would have been last year, but as we saw an Ole Miss fan say to break up a fight between LSU and Bama fans last night, "We can all agree on hating Auburn, right?" Les Miles' playbook was uggghhhh yeah this, or if you're more animatedly inclined, this.
Wright Thompson wrote about Edwin Edwards. And The Valley Shook uses the term you want to use, "damned waste of time."
BUT HEY A PLUS ONE WOULD BE A NICE CONSOLATION. We will believe it when Jim Delany finally pulls that redwood-sized stick out of his ass, but this would be a nice bit of consolation for a shittastic ending to the season.
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its the offseason!
FUCK CLEMSON!
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Seriously, fuck Clemson. Fuck them hard.
They fucked us twice on the field, then fucked us again in the polls by pants-crapping to Holgo.
Fuck Clemson.
::files butthurt report form::
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It is better to be the fuckor than the fuckee...
Yet VPI still ended up ranked higher than Clemson in both polls, and WVU in the Coaches Poll.
/you can’t explain that shit
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Hadn't become total shit by that point
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and Clemson chose to show up for the games they played us in
as opposed to the rest of their fucking season after October.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
How in the fucking hell did Virginia Poly outrank Wf'nVU?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
You Still Mad Bros? ;)
It’s not the Tiger’s fault that Kevin Steele won’t run a pressure defense against a team that respects the pass. Holgo got lucky on some flukes. Maybe we should have swapped opponents.

by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Every photo of that game I see I think to myself "Wait, what game was that??"
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
/checks Orange Bowl score
//arches eyebrow
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
That word "luck," you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means
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I was just deflecting some users' rant.
I could care less about some VPI / WVU “irreverent” border war.
by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
If scoring 70 points is considered "lucky"
then I don’t want to be good.
Fuck Clemson.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
by ClarenceOveur on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
I was responding to some Virginia-state whining about your team
“Laern too Reeed”
47-21 to LSU
49-23 to Syracuse? Really?
Fuck West Virginia too. Even the ACC didn’t want you.
by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair, they didn't really want you, either.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, you're a Clemson fan. You are in no position to talk trash to anyone, ever.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, stop calling me dude. Minnesotta is mediocre at everything.
& Michigan hasn’t been nationally relevant since they bought Desmond Howard a car in 1992. And anyone who claims to pull for Michigan lost all trash talking rights when App. State humiliated them at home… forever.
by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, at least you can put 70-33 out of your mind . . .
. . . and look forward to basketball season. I always enjoy watching Clemson’s annual road trip to Chapel Hill. Then again, I still think that seeing Charlie Brown try to kick the football is funny.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Minnesota is not mediocre at everything.
All our children are above average.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And you're much better at ice fishing than Clemson.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
*LOL* Nice.
And I used to live in North Carolina. Unfortunately, we all have to put up with that dirty footprint every single winter.
by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Son, you don't get to 70 "on some flukes"
Y’all got your ass handed to you, just like OSU did against Florida in 2006. Suck it up.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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...and is therefore drunk every night?
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
He was sober last night.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
His team was so damn good this year he didn't have to do anything crazy.
And I never would have thought it possible, but it seemed last night like… he forgot how.
God Damn you Nick Saban, first you give Urban Meyer a heart condition and now you murder Les Miles’ whimsy.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Jordan Jefferson was drunk last night.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Condolences, all SEC bros
It’s hard to see our streak of going undefeated in National Championship games come to an end.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled
was convincing the world his conference title didn’t exist.

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by whiskey_soup on Jan 10, 2012 12:07 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
FTFY
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 39 recs
team effort
very nice touch, sirrah.
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by whiskey_soup on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
College Football teams as Game of Thrones characters
Go!
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Nick Saban = Peter Dinklage
/rimshot
by Jerrelle Benimon's Socks on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
White Webster
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
nonono Tyrion is likable.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
whoever the dude/lady was the got molten metal poured on his/her head
thats miami.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama = Tyrion Lannister
Obvious reasons are obvious.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Eh
Only for the coach, as for actual resume as a program, fuck no. Tyrion would be a team that overcame its natural disadvantages and came up with a new way that overcame those disadvantages and made them advantages.
Mike Leach teams
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
"They said I'd never be a college QB"
/was a five star qb recruit
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, Tim Tebow not being highly touted as a high school student is some serious revisionist history
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Shit
I recall gator fans celebrating getting Tebow the moment he committed
It was a battle between Alabama and Florida
If you have Alabama and Florida battling over recruiting you to play QB, you might be a highly touted recruit..
or Stephen Garcia
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But aside from the joke, IIRC, there were recruiting ‘gurus’ who said that he wouldn’t end up playing much as a QB, regardless of being recruited to the position.
Of course, it’s well-known that they’re morons.
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by SolidStateMind on Jan 10, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
My parents who are Gators celebrated when he commited to UF.
They asked me what I thought since I was a ‘Bama fan and I just told ’em that I always had a feeling he’d wind up there anyway. Thankfully, him not coming to Tuscaloosa hastened the departure of Shula and all would be well afterward.
That one I find bewildering.
I can see the high school one more because of the homeschooling thing causing eligibility issues, but still.
his daddy also shopped (pimped) him around the greater jacksonville area
to find the best situation for timmay.
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Mark Richt = Ned Stark
Good man, but nobody respects him because he follows the rules too closely.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
/commits secondary violation
//commits secondary violation
///commits secondary violation
////commits secondary violation
///// is really sorry about it, though.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
If you're going to sentence your two best running backs to Division II schools, son, you have to be willing to cut their scholarships off yourself.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm surprised that nobody went with the obvious...
UGA is Sandor Clegane. I mean, aside from the whole “Dog” thing, there’s the parallel of being capable of ferocity, is rather bemused when he gets recognition, and, well, despite his best efforts, we know how that story ends.
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by SolidStateMind on Jan 10, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
not on camera, but Jim Tressel is so Mad King Aerys
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Tressel = Littlefinger
Lord Baelish knew everything back in April, and his people were swimming in illicitly-gained money.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
And Bobby Petrino is easy.
Petrino’s Arkansas = The “Late” Lord Frey
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and Missouri is Bryne of Tarth
ugly, would give her soul for the popular people like Jaime to love her, is dissapointed
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Brienne of Tarth
But yes.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Texas has to be Lyssa Arryn, right?
Making A&M Robin Arryn.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
MAKE THE BAD MAN FLY!
bad man is Nebraska, yes?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
No, Aggie is Lysa Arryn
Both batsh*t crazy.
Aggie fans are the Younger Arryn.
“Make the Longhorn fly!! I want to see the Longhorn fly!”
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
/Longhorn wins
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Bama= Lord Tywin.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Notre Dame= Eddard Stark?
Grim, principled… [spoilered].
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Hm.
I see your point. I was going to go with Michigan for Stannis, for similar reasons.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Michigan seems more Jon Snow like to me.
If you include all of the books. Consider the Rich Rod years his early time on the wall.
I see where you're going
but Michigan would have to be one of the “true blood” families, where that counted for something. See, f’rinstance, that whole “Michigan Man” thing, and compare it to Stannis’ speech about Renly, and why Stannis should be lord simply by right of birth order.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Yeah, in that case Notre Dame is definitely Stannis. :-)
Can’t you just hear him bitching about teh poors?
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
/grinchsmile.gif
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
If this, then Wisconsin=Khal Drogo
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Legit.
Who for the Old Bear?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Can we just use Army and Navy here?
Seems like a good match.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe Texas?
For the whole “reconfigure the conferences” thing.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Army + Navy as Aegon, then?
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Army can be Aegon the Conqueror.
Let’s make Navy Rhaegar Targaryen.
Both were great back in the day, and both are dead (no spoiler), so it fits.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Who gets Aemon, then?
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Air Force.
Still sort of relevant, but in a place where it doesn’t really matter.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. Unless Urb totally turns Ohio State around.
Then he becomes Khal Drogo. That analogy works on a few levels.
Actually, MIchigan might be ...er, you know what?
That’s spoiler city – old blood character introduced in the last book.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Now I MAD.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Not that one, the other one.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
I figured it out after I posted, and legit.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
HEHEHEHEHE
I like the one you thought of better
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Kind of hard to do this without getting all spoilery.
Wisconsin – Gregor Clegane
Oregon – Oberyn Martell
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
But can we all agree that LSU=Renly Baratheon?
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I'd be okay with Okie State playing Renly.
Knights of Summer reasoning.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
But with all the parties and debauchery, even in the face of a looming war?
And then the way he (SPOILER)‘ed, you know… that’s totally the way Les Miles would (SPOILER).
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Tennessee is doing a mean Sansa Stark right now.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Only if they hire Nick Saban away from Alabama.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure that part's needed, honestly.
2008 on is damn close to Sansa’s arc. Right now we’re currently [SPOILER] at [SPOILER] with [SPOILER], so it makes sense, at least.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Good point.
Especially with the (SPOILER) part.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, even Kiffin leaving is kind of like the first [SPOILER] in the third book.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
So, you think [SPOILER] is going to [SPOILER] when Tennessee plays [SPOILER] in [SPOILER]?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Objection, sir.
Tennessee will not play a spoiler.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
/oblig...

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Arya is by far my favorite character so far
5 episodes in
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Are they doing reruns on HBO,
or is it available somewhere on the netflix/hulu/disc plane?
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I recommend reading the books.
The TV series was surprisingly close to the arc of the first book, but you don’t have to wait 8 months to find out what happens next. :-)
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
The flaw in that plan?
Third and fourth books SUCK. Badly. Just an utter shitshow.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Hope you mean 4th and 5th
Storm of Swords was awesome.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Third had moments. "Awesome" is quite a stretch.
Actually, Storm of Swords is kind of like the Nibelunglied cycle. There’s parts of it that are really interesting and border on trancendance, but they’re surrounded by hours and hours of dreary fail.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, really?
A Storm of Swords is one of the most densely packed books I’ve ever read. Other than maybe the back half of Dany’s story, I can’t really think of any part of that book that is less than engrossing.
I'm halfway through the third book, and it's ok...
… but I think it’s getting into that stage that all serial authors eventually get to where he’s just elongating the story with boring filler because he needs to stretch the story to fill more books.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
That's more book 4, really.
I liken it to a six-year old kid trying to tell the greatest story ever.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
If you think that about
ASoS… Crows and Dragons will bore you to tears. I liked them all, personally, but I love the characters, even when they aren’t doing a whole lot. 4 and 5 seem to be a lot of setup for what will have to be a really excited close to the series… assuming the old, fat bastard lives long enough to finish.
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by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
I worry that the last two books are going to be jam-packed
There’s one character in particular who really needs to be in place for the series to really start reaching its endgame, and the events of ADWD seemed to put that character even farther from being in place then that character was at the beginning of the book. The Winds of Winter is going to need to be either very long or very dense to even begin to start bringing some of the character arcs to a close.
Honestly, Martin's one of those guys who wants to be viewed as a genius with his twists and turns
Like when his internet fans figure out all his surprises, he’s the sort that will change what he had planned just to be like “Nope, you were wrong!”
And I have this irritating feeling that his latest “twist” is that the character you’re talking about was a giant red herring from the start, in which case I will fly to New Mexico and beat him with one of my hardcovers for wasting hundreds of pages.
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If you're talking about what I think you're talking about
I’ll be on the plane with you.
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Prepare for disappointment, my friends
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by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 10, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
I agree. I don't know how he's going to make it work
if he’s really trying to get it all done in 7 books. I fear there will be a significant shift ahead in time, several years, perhaps, somewhere along the way.
I honestly think he got butthurt that all the fanboys figured out his plot twist and is trying to come up with something different. Which is going to be less than rewarding, and will likely result in EVERYONE dying, as opposed to just, you know everyone dying.
Again, this all hinges on fat man getting this done before he croaks. And at his current pace of a-book-a-decade, the odds ain’t gud.
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by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm optimistic (or stupid).
Part of the reason the fifth book took so long was because the chronology overlapped with the fourth. Book 6 will not have that problem.
Part of the reason the fifth book took so long is because he couldn't figure out how to make a character who commands three dragons
conquer a fucking city.
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
WTF?
I mean, I’m still in book 3… but uh…
Dracarys?
(city conquered)
(and fresh BBQ)
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't read it, but all I know is there has only been one character that has had a POV in every book
How does she figure in?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
LALALALALALA SHUT UP SHUT UP ALL OF YOU SHUT UP SHUT UP LALALALALA
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Spoiler alert: you do not give a shit about how ornate the armor is
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Mathieu=Hector
Jesse Williams=Ajax
Jordan jefferson=Briseis
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Dooley: Helen
oh wait wrong team
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I've never seen a more beautiful description of a boar's tooth helmet
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
This character is a bit of a wild card.
Not sure what the character will end up doing, but I think it will be something important.
I would hope so, the way their arc is going from what I've read
Also her interactions with the person you all are talking about indicates the person I’m talking about will figure in.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Um, that thing I was talking about with blanx up there?
Yeah, that person.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
One thing I will tell you.
Keep reading – the back half of A Storm of Swords is as far away from filler as you can get.
I'm about 50 pages in to Storm of Swords
And I feel like more has happened already than the first 600 pages of Clash of Kings.
You're definitely right about that.
It slows down a little towards the middle. If JoeDawg is correct, though, I’m looking forward to the rest. :-)
To be fair, though, I’ve stretched the entire first half of SoS over basically the whole football season, due to all the distractions. I read the first two books in about 3 weeks each, so I anticipate polishing off SoS by the end of the month.
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I've read all five books.
Very much looking forward to DVD release because FUCK YOU, HBO.
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Not available on any of the generic streaming/rental services
But should be available on HBO Go if you’re an HBO subscriber (with the right cable company). They’ll probably do a marathon or reruns as the new season approaches as week.
DVD being released beginning of March.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Nebraska - Khal Drogo
Or is there someone else with a bloodthirsty temper and nothing to show for all their strength?
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Bo Pelini would totally do this:

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of Pelinis
I saw Carl Pelini at Duffy’s in Boca Raton last Sunday—he came in w/ some recruits and a bunch of staff while my friend and I were drinking. He walked past our table and I was like “Hey Carl!” (note not using Mr. or Coach) and he turned and looked at me with the most confused look on his face, like his mom is the only person who ever calls him Carl.
I gave him a thumbs up.
Wisconsin, obviously.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
ALSO
Sample chapter of the sixth book available in the link below. SPOILERS, obviously.
totally forgot about Upshaw on stage.
awesome.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
Les Miles has been making Special Olympics-grade coaching decisions for years and getting away with it
Last night, the Law of Averages started kicking in.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
Hey
Fuck you.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not to get spidery
But was it the Special Olympics crack?
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
SO LEAVE MACK BROWN ALONE!
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Bullshit.
Fuck Clemson is a hallowed meme around here.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I apologize to all disabled kids out there whom I have maliciously compared to Les Miles
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I thank you on behalf of my special needs kid....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
It's a process
I grew up in the ‘70s and ’80s and dropping the “R” word as a shorthand to describe something phenomenally stupid was pretty common. Then folks started realizing that you know, mentally disabled kids were everywhere, that they’re someone’s kid, and that those folks don’t like your goofing on their kid.
So I tried using another shorthand to describe Les Miles’ playcalling, seeing if I could manage to stay on this side of appropriateness.
I failed.
In the future, I’ll just go with a Fred Sanford “YOU BIG DUMMY” for Miles.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
I used to use the R word a lot myself....
Now I use “fool”, which implies willfull stupidity.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
No one ever fell into error by quoting Redd Foxx (bows head)
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by VandyImport on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Mea culpa
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Congratulations to co-national champions Alabama, LSU, and Oklahoma State.
All of which have essentially equal arguments. Well, at least long as you ignore the importance of conference.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST reply actions
and defense.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
but bama's offense last night against LSU does not equal
bamas offense last night against OSU
IMO
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly
Okie State defense would have done better last night. The LSU defense never showed up.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
you think OSU's D would have held trent to 96?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
I don't agree with that
Alabama’s offense isn’t nearly as bad as its reputation suggests. LSU’s defense played the entire game with no breathers from their offense. Alabama played as clean an offensive game as you can play, with no turnovers or offensive penalties. Despite that, LSU held Bama to very average 6.9 yards per pass and 4.3 yards per rush. They stiffened as soon as Bama got on their side of the field and only gave up one touchdown, which was already in garbage time. It wasn’t a jaw-dropping performance but any means, but in light of having to play the entire game with no help from offense and no mistakes by Alabama, they played pretty good.
Sposed to be SEC
i'm with you.
LSU’s defense did about as well as any could have done with the way the offense played.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not the game I watched.
LSU’s defense was insanely mansome for about 55 minutes of that game.
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Because it'd be a coin flip as to whether their many stalled drives would end in field goals or missed field goals?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Bama & LSU both
hung 30-40 points on teams all year. Game plans change against different opponents.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
bawwwwwwww
so cute.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
OSU has no argument
A loss to a mediocre Cyclone team eliminates them entirely.
Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"
I see
Losing in OT the day after their school suffers a tragedy definitely wipes out all of the superior wins to Alabama they had.
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kindly leave the tragedy out of this.
they led that game after 3 quarters. the tragedy played no part in that loss.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Believe that if you want
but I have trouble seeing how it wouldn’t have affected them.
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I've never bought this argument
Perhaps for the coaches, but I’m less convinced about the players
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
i get it
i just dont see how you can lead after 3 quarters and lose in overtime, and suddenly blame it on the crash. if they had gone out and laid an egg completely, or blown them out, then yes, fine, include it. but to have the game all but won, and then crap it away should be blamed more on the players/coaches rather than a plan crash that while horrible and hurtful to the entire school, did not involve the football team
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Because, uh, the random variance would have been less important if they'd led by more after three quarters?
Really? I mean, really? You’re making this argument?
no, im merely stating that a tragedy involving the death of coaches from a different department of athletics
should not be used as a bargaining chip to gain a better position in the polls, period.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, would I be distorting your argument to say that the OSU plane crash was at least a partial factor in their loss that night?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Alright, next step
Frankly your argument’s next extension is that “Well this loss shouldn’t penalize us as much because of circumstances”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
not saying YOU did this, or THE SCHOOL did
but trust me, i heard/saw plenty of fans that bordered on it, and it disgusted me.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
OK, here's my position, and I'm done with it.
I think the tragedy affected the players and coaches to some extent.
With or without it, I think that OSU’s wins were far superior to Bama’s wins, and combined with the fact that Bama had already lost AT HOME to LSU, Ok State should have played last night.
When that is combined with LSU’s absolute shit-the-bed performance, I have no problem with the argument that OSU deserves a share of the title.
fin
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this is fine.
see below. blame the loss itself on the crash? perfectly acceptable.
blame your poll standing on the crash? no. stop it.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
And even as bad as LSU played against Bama's defense
OSU would have still had their shit pushed in.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
the argument was used, by both sides
to justify why they were more deserving.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's actually not what you're stating above.
If that’s what you want to talk about instead, feel free. I don’t have any interest in that discussion.
re-reading it, i didnt clearly get my point across.
this was my original point, badly mangled by my original post.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
How about the near certainty that
no one on the field for Okie State actually knew the womens’ basketball staff killed in the crash, other than a “hi, Coach” hallway greeting?
Velocitas eradico
Yeah, while it is incredibly sad...
… I sincerely doubt many people on the football team were thinking of the women’s basketball coaches while they played a football game. To suggest otherwise is to co-opt the memory of some good people who died too soon in order to justify a loss in an athletic competition. That’s distasteful.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Distateful?
If you think that assuming kids mourn people dying at their school is distasteful, then I’ll gladly take it.
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no, its distateful to use their death to gain an advantage in the polls.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes, this.
Stated far better and more concisely than I could manage.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
OH BUT A FUCKING TORNADO TOTALLY RUINED ALABAMA'S SEASON
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
not sure how to react to this, because not sure where youre taking it
but i never once heard anyone from the alabama side say that their position above Okie St was justified because of the tornadoes and how that affected them.
i heard plenty of Okie St. fans say that the iowa state loss shouldnt count as much because of the plane crash.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
that was the retort I heard most often to the OSU plane crash argument
“Well our town was destroyed by a tornado, our center lost his gf, etc”.
For the record, both are stupid and I said so at the time. Trivializing the loss of human life over college fucking football is disgusting.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
exactly. want to blame the loss on it? fine. no issue with that.
want to try and gain a better standing in the final polls by saying the plane crash should factor in? GTFO
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
plane crash vs. tornado
I heard both arguments used, and dismissed both arguers as idiots.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Save the tragedy card
It’s not like OSU has 1000 students. It’s a big school. How many of the football players/coaches had even met those coaches or knew them by name? I’d say a very small percentage. Anyway, the effect of that plane crash isn’t quantifiable. What is quantifiable is that OSU lost to a mediocre team. Neither LSU nor Alabama did that.
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The Athletic department is a very tight community in general across schools. The girls teams are your dating pool in a lot of ways
the scout team for the girls bball teams are usually made up of football guys. So yeah, you know the coaches and the players pretty well.
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So the football players were sad because the coaches of their potential dates died? Ok.
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OK, pretty sure it's time to shut this one down.
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this
i refuse to assume no one group knew the other, because i cant make that assumption.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
And while this tragedy was broadly shared across the athletic department...
… you don’t have to be Tom Rinaldi to find that tragedy visits athletes and coaches on every college team. Georgia had a safety play a game two days after his baby son was miscarried days before his due date. What happened to the Oklahoma State family was tragic. I don’t buy using it as an excuse for losing a game, not when Tom Rinaldi had fifteen stories already edited about how it galvanized the team to win.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not saying it's an excuse for anything
I am saying that Athletic Departments tend to be pretty tightly knit. Coaches hang out with coaches, you go to other guys games to support their sports, you end up living with them, god fathering their kids, and so on. The bigger the school, the more isolated the Athletes, generally, and that tends to make cross sport relationships pretty tight (f’r instance my friend who played ball at Texas said his circle was entirely athletes and a few support folks). I’m just refuting the notion that they wouldn’t know each other- I KNOW at OSU they are tight, and it seems that way in most athletic departments.
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It's a good point. I'd be shocked if many of the kids didn't know those coaches
and I’m sure some of them knew each other pretty well. That’s certainly the way it is at Georgia. I’m sure it had an impact on the players. I definitely don’t want to seem insensitive to the situation, either. I’ll just echo Lt. Nolan on it and say that I think it’s a little out of bounds to use a tragedy as any sort of an argument over something as insignificant as whether or not you got to play for a trophy, if for no other reason than you don’t know what kind of tragic situations the guys on the other team are carrying with them.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
anyone who assumes otherwise is dumb/misinformed.
i was never a college athlete but know that everyone in athletcis pretty much knows everyone else
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I am dumb and misinformed.
“Knows each other” and “tight-knit” are two different things. The KU football and baskteball teams know each other, but recent history suggests they are hardly tightly knit. How many of you have “known” someone who has died? Not a friend or a family member, but someone you met once or twice. How much of an affect did that have on you? Probably not much more than, “Well, that’s a shame.”
The groupthink here is suggesting that all athletic participants are cozy with each other regardless of sport or gender or role as player or coach. That is far too much to assume. Players on the same damn team sometimes barely tolerate each other. So pinning OSU’s 4th quarter meltdown on what is definitely a tradedy, but a tragedy that effected two coaches that most football players probably “knew” no more than in passing is a stretch. Clearly the coaches’ deaths had no effect during the first three quarters. So all of a sudden in the 4th quarter the tragedy hits home? Unlikey.
/waiting for excoriating counterarguments and attacks on my intelligence/morals
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The groupthink here is informed by those of us who have played college sports and worked in college sports
We’re not assuming blindly, we’re basing it on what we saw at all of our schools, and at the games/matches/etc. of our opponents.
Furthermore, most of the discussion in this subthread is not connected at all to whether or not it contributed to them losing the game(which I think it definitely did), whether or not that should affect their standings in the polls(I don’t think it should, but I’m not as staunchly against it as Lt. Philip Nolan), so your last three sentences are you being a jerk when it comes to the ending of people’s lives and the effects of that sudden tragedy on people who were their friends.
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This.
Athletes often participate in a variety of events that the general school population doesn’t think about. Compliance meetings, academic banquets, shooting the shit in line for the drug tests, volunteer work, FCA, the student athlete association, etc. Athletic department academic advisors are savvy as to what professors are desirable for what courses, so athletes tend to be scheduled into lots of the same classes. When you get to school as an athlete, you have one built-in identity as a team, and the “general athlete” identity also develops because you bond with all the other incoming freshman attending all the same meetings, going to pick up books, etc. You get invited to each other’s parties, go to each other’s competitions, and become friends.
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Yep-
I heard about more parties during treatment than at any other location on campus
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Ha! Forgot about that!
That’s how one of my teammates started dating Ronnie Brown.
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I'm a jerk.
I admit it. But all the examples of bonding posted on this subthread are of bonding among athletes, not among althlete for Sport A and the coaches for Sport B.
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This is an argument that you, me, any Alabama person is not going to win.
They have there talking points. They aren’t going to deviate from them nor question the logic.
Just sit back and realize that they are their own version of the Alabama fans they ridicule that say “…but for the missed FGs in Tuscaloosa the Crimson Tide was the better team that night.”
If Bammers weren't supremely and utterly convinced that quality of loss is the only fucking thing that matters, we wouldn't be discussing this in the first place.
I'm not even an Alabama person.
Personally, I’d have rather seen LSU v. OSU last night even though I think Alabama is better than OSU. And I think Alabama is better than OSU because Alabama didn’t lose to a mediocre team like OSU did. And I think excusing OSU’s loss because of a tragedy that likely had little impact on the OSU football team is bullshit.
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They're just grasping at the straws they have in front of them.
They will NEVER concede any point they think they have in this particular argument.
That Bama won the vote vs. OSU in the end of regular season Coaches Poll, the end of Regular season Harris Poll, the end of season AP, the scoreboard count in the MNCG, and the final Coaches Poll and the final AP poll is of little consequence to them.
Maybe they can get bumper stickers that state: UA – not MY National Champion
Cool story.
you shouldn’t have had the opportunity to garner those votes. “you had your chance”
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT SAYING IT SHOULD HAVE PROPELLED OkSU OVER ALABAMA
Fucking Alabama reading comprehension
HINT: Here’s ^^^^^ the first dig I’ve taken at you guys today.
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I would dearly love to live in this alternate universe where we know what the score would have been after three quarters without the bla bla unfortunate etc.
I would dearly love to live in the universe where a logician such as yourself can quantify the effect of the deaths of coaches in a different sport on a football team.
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Nope.
I’m just saying it’s more logical that most of the football players barely knew those coaches and therefore weren’t that affected by their deaths. I’m also saying it’s more illogical to assume that everyone in an AD is so tightly knit that the death of a coach in sport A affects the athletes playing sport B. I’m further saying that it is illogical to think that if the football players were so emotionally down because of the tragedy, they would have led for 3 quarters then lost in the 4th. If they were really down, they would have stunk for all 4.
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And, holy shit I guess I need to repeat it, you have no idea if their performance for the first three quarters was, in fact, stinky.
Because you don’t know the game would have gone otherwise. Hell, maybe they’d have been up 50 on ISU by that point.
We can say that the effect was probably big, or probably small, or probably purple, but to quote the first three vs. fourth quarters as evidence of anything is idiotic.
Supremely idiotic.
Hyperbole wins. I submit to your logic. Nothing can be known or gleaned from human experience. Everything is flux. Heraclitus was right (as much as he could be).
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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Without saying anything RE the polls and how the crash should or shouldn't affect them,
This is absolutely the case.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Look, the plane crash is not an acceptable excuse...
UNLESS it happens to an SEC team. Then you’ll just have to understand and allow their team into the BCS game,
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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yes, which is why Florida hasn't played in a BCS title game ever.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Auburn in 2006 was ranked 8th (by Coaches, 9th by AP) and went 11-2
Ole Miss in 2008 was ranked 15th (by Coaches,14th by AP) and went 9-4.
And Ole Miss beat 1-loss Texas Tech in the Cotton Bowl, right?
But still, quality of loss is not exactly the #1 criteria for ranking teams. For me, anyway.
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I don't know if I buy the quality of loss argument either
but saying Florida’s 2006 and 2008 losing games were against mediocre teams isn’t really accurate. I would think you’re not in mediocre range until you drop behind the 20th rank mark at the earliest.
OK, fine, whatevs, Gator Fans.
2007 LSU then.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I would argue that 2007, not this year,
was the first time the BCS employed its “tie goes to the SEC” selection procedure. I went to sleep after the conf. championship games convinced that Oklahoma and LSU would be practically tied in the polls. And I still don’t understand how it was considered so cut and dry.
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QUALITY OF LOSS PAWWWWWWWWWWL
christ almighty I can make these arguments at better-than-ESS EEE SEE speed by this point.
We've gone full circular logic
Since LSU lost to the national champion, this makes their loss better right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Horseshit
Not winning your conference & division should eliminate you entirely, when another 1-loss team WHO IS a conference champ is available.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
This^
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Sure, post-season
And Michigan State caught a piece of the SEC East if you want to use that logic. Bama shouldn’t have had the opportunity
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Rules?
Take it from me, there are no BCS rules other than the ones voters invent in their own minds.
#45-35
Free at last!
you misinterpret "voters"
You mean “bcs chair people”
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
remember when SEC people were arguing that a couple of years ago?
This year, not so much.
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
"SEC people" = bammers
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I should have been more specific
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
I should have been more specific too
everyone was arguing that a few years ago (myself included), bammers the only ones in the “not so much” category this year.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, I was on the "you need to win the conference title" bus when that argument hurt UGA.
In 2007 when Dawg fans were agitating for a spot in the BCS title game, I was very much opposed to it because I didn’t feel like it was earned. There’s only one thing that you control, and that’s the conference title (especially in leagues with a title game). Everything else is putting it in the hands of people who vote.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
I sort of agree with the premise because of the last part
“When there is another 1 loss team who DID win their conference”
I think it is possible, however unlikely, for the two best teams in the country to be from the same conference and even the same division. IF (HUGE if) the BCS game is supposed to match the two best teams…well do you take them? If they had’t already played each other I think the argument to take them both stands up a lot better. Having played eachother, the impulse is to look at it as a tournament from which the team that lost has been eliminated.
The real problem: There is no way that this system can be reasonably said to determine a true national champion.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
I get you
but “best” is a subjective term. Objective evidence should be the deciding factor.
Ex-post evidence can be used today to crown Ablamamma, but ex-ante saying that the Tide was the “best” team had no substantiated backing.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
The only true ways (in my mind) to determine a “Best” team or “champion” team are through either a round robin or through a real (even if truncated) playoff system.
Obviously round robin wouldn’t work under these circumstances
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Or, you know, a divisional system where there were twenty teams per division and they all played twice, and the top finisher would be champion and the bottom three would go down to the next division
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
20 teams per divison
And they all play twice? YEAR ROUND FOOTBALL? MAKE IT SO.
As to your real suggestion, it’s brilliant, but for reasons talked to death here, it will not happen.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Eh...
They always point out more football= more stress and injuries on the players.
And I sympathize with Linemen. The years they get to play are short, extra stress burns them out faster. As a result I don’t think you could do year-round football at the college level. You could at the pro level (by having two league in different seasons and with players only playing in one league/season)
Also, that many teams and games would take forever
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Increase roster limits,
and institute platoon systems for linemen. Just a thought…
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
Serious answer to sarcastic question.
Well done.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Sorry.
My sarcasm detector is a bit out of whack these past few days.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
If only we had a group of smaller schools...
Who didn’t play for the BCS who could test such a playoff theory…
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
man!
that’d make things worlds easier!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
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Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There are three things I'm reasonably certain of this morning
1) OSU deserved the shot more than Bama (only because Bama lost to the only team that truly earned their ticket)
2) OSU was shut out because their conference and others opposed a +1 suggested by the SEC a few years back and chose to compete in a flawed, subjective system.
3) Bama is the champion under that system.
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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
agreed to disagree on (1)
but all I really care about is (3). although I could add (4) the system needs to change.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed on (4)
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
And if the other team in the Sugar Bowl had been Stanford (hypothetically)
I would agree that Bama deserved the shot more than OSU.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
While I hate to give Bama this, number two is correct
Sucks for the players, but the schools decided to maintain a terrible system, and now it’s biting them in the ass. Six years of SEC national championships will be the fastest way for other conferences to support some playoff/plus-one
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Except the Big 12 has no concept of a Run defense.
Nor any kind of defense like either LSU or Bama run.
LSU’s offensive struggles != success for OSU.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
OSU gave up a lot of yards, but also led the country in takeaways.
Jordan Jefferson vs. that type of D would’ve been….interesting.
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Eh, don't really think so...
If LSU followed their normal gamplan, they’d just bludgeon Okie State’s defense to death with their platoon of backs and then burn ’em with play-action.
Everything is a function of the team you play
Big XII = high octane, pass-heavy offenses = more opportunities for picks.
SEC = run first, conservative offenses (ex-Arky) = possibly more fumbles but not as many chances for takeaways.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
but more punts, hence more optys for special teams plays
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
And brutal hard hitting
Hellacious defense
Barring Alabama playing, you might as well have shipped the crystal to Baton Rouge had OSU played..
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
We'll never know.
As I joked elsewhere, Gundy should start calling OSU the People’s Champ, call out Bama for being scared, then crash the victory parade with his team and take out Saban with a chairshot.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
seriously?
but you don’t know that. you don’t fucking know that
you have no way of knowing how those coaches would have prepared, what they would have seen in their film review, what they would have tried to exploit. Have you read Chris Brown’s review of the smash routes Bama ran all night against LSU? There are ways to beat any team at any time. Different match-ups and you don’t know. Saban vs. Miles in this context is very similar, very familiar. Somewhat easier to prepare for.
There’s nothing stopping me from saying that the game would have been terribly different from the WVU game or the Aub/Ore game last year. High octane O puts up yards, but risky plays lead to turnovers.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
cool fucking story, hurrr, etc
prove me fucking wrong. and congrats on finally joining Florida in the circle of tradition-rich teams with 2 BCS Championships. I was hoping the SEC would get a little more tradition.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
/rings cowbell
//runs out of traditions
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
the annual beating of a big ten team isn't enough?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
has to be semi-annual at best.
but it was an epic beating.
/beats UCF 10-7 in Liberty Bowl
//goes on 84 hour binge
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
UCF? Liberty Bowl?
Sigh…
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
You still have 6 more to go to catch up in the poll era
/yes I only count 9.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
UF still has one more than Albamambam since I've been alive
since I’m 50% older than most of you, that’s long enough for me.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Unless you were born after 1992
Then we both have the same number. 3.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck that.
I’m using Alablapper math since I’m arguing with a Bammer. I’m counting the 1984 Championship that we don’t recognize.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
And yet, I only claim 9 titles.
You’re applying a whole set of meme’s to someone who is hating on you for saying we don’t deserve the win that we clearly earned.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Wrong.
Unless you’re 17, and assume the rest of us are 12.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
50% older?
Ahem, youngster
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
A+ quality trolling
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I can prove you wrong with the Texas Alabama game
The style of D that the Big 12 plays, in no way resembles SEC defense.
OSU has put up a ton of points on Big 12 defenses, and beat a Pac 12 team.
LSU is the only team that Alabama didn’t put up a ton of points on, and vice versa.
Either team would have killed OSU, just like both teams KILLED Florida. You’re just bitter.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
So your argument is based upon
Bama leading UT’s backup, true freshman QB by 3 points with 3 minutes to play?
TOTAL. FUCKING. DOMINATION.
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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's got to be the weakest "drops mic" in history.
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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Pretty sure Drake once dropped mic.
/drops mic
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/drops mic
//gets charged for equipment damage
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
That happened to my buddy at a karaoke bar once.
He dropped it after killing “Regulate”. Mics are expensive, as it turns out.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Expensive electronics are delicate
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by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well for fuck's sake, if only 2009 Albamflamadamma had been playing last night
1) Doesn’t matter
2) yes they did
3) b/c LSU played a different offensive game plan against a better D and didn’t have the optys for take-aways
4) YOU. DONT. KNOW. THAT. And yea, we’re bad. Goes to show you didn’t play a tough schedule.
And calling me bitter? Don’t be a bitch. I would’ve been plenty happy for LSU. It’s a matter of principle, and the sustainability of college football, which is now going to begin a steady decline in quality & ratings.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
But you can't be happy for an SEC team that dominated LSU?
Sounds a bit hypocritical.
Plus. Iowa State.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Bama squeaking in meant
the SEC was guaranteed its first BCS MNC loss. Harf harf.
But seriously, no, I’m not as happy. I’m thinking beyond this year, looking at ratings, looking at how angry the rest of the country is. College football has been in a pretty clear bull market for sometime. Now, all bull markets end but there is always some sort of catalyzing moment of excess that pops the bubble. The SEC’s arrogance & superiority in taking both MNC game spots, taking both $17mm+ payouts is the equivalent of Ken Lay’s $8,000 umbrella stand.
This will bring about change, change that ruins what is good about college football. I think inside of this decade, the SEC, or something similar, will be ostensibly broken off into some sort of semi-pro developmental league. Will it have any connections to academics? Will it be as pure & passionate as it has been? I think no.
$5mm / year coaches and teams changing divisions is just like the massive pay package Dick Grasso received and all the M&A that occurred. It’s just not good for the sport.
So, congrats on the win. Happy for the SEC for the moment. College football won’t look the same in 10 years and that is sad to me.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That I can agree with, but I believe it was enevitable.
If LSU had won over OSU, they still would have done this.
Nobody wants a conference to be that much head and shoulders above.
Thus the talk about an 80-man scholarship rule. Doing everything they can to keep the SEC down.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
It was
but unfortunately your favored team is the one that is easy to point to and thus is receiving the brunt of my rage today. Apologies.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I think we can both really blame Jim Delaney
Who voted against a +1.
And my apologies too.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
A lot of short term history
I agree they’ve been head and shoulders above for the past 10 years – winning 7 in that time. What about the 40 years before that? I count 9 total – most of them Bama. How is that a dominant conference? If you are 20 years old, that’s a near lifetime of domination. If you are 30 years old, it’s a very long (and annoying if you aren’t ESSEEESEE) stretch. If you are 40, it’s a good streak.
The SEC is very good – probably will be for years to come. If they aren’t though, all the SEC homers are going to sound just like the rest of the “tradition warglegarble” people.
I think most college football fans can survive the utter humiliation at the hands of our SEC overlords, and work towards convincing ESPN to take said SEC nuts out of their mouths with play on the field, vs. secession from the sport.
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'. - Terry Pratchett - 'The Colour of Magic'
by Idubbz on Jan 10, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I agree along the long timeline, from the fan's perspective
But you’re overlooking how the money involved in the sport has grown exponentially. Every year the total pie grows by a huge amount, and is concentrated evermore in the hands of the top few teams & conferences. Delaney et. al. seeing those sort of dollars flowing to the hands of the SEC will accelerate the timeline of displeasure with the system.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Mr. Meyer, can you tell me why I came to EDSBS today?
You know, as I do, and as I did, that it was a mistake.
Looks for Kentucky tradition..
between the couch cushions
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
High octane O puts up yards, but risky plays lead to turnovers.
Which we proved, in spades, this past September.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
This...
Makes me miss Hal Mumme, et al.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
We hired his son at Davidson. I IZ EXCITE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've started to dislike mumme honestly,
but for [SPIDERY] reasons. I didn’t even know he had a son. What’s he like?
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know but he's an airraid guy and apparently a pretty damn good one
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hmmm.
Well if he turns out to be any good I am adding him to the “Potential Hires if Things Bottom out in 2012” list for Kentucky
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
CANNOT HAZ
anyway, I’m sure we pay our guys better than you do
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Woah, he played for kentucky?
Under his dad. How did I not know that until now.
And if you pay better than us I will be SOOOOOOO….not surprised..
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
No concept of a run defense?
(There’s a reason why Texas won eight games this year with an absolutely putrid offense.)
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, that argument is fallacious.;
Texas had the #2 run defense when they played Alabama in 2009. We saw how “good” that run defense actually was against teams that actually… .RAN the ball.
Big 12 Run Defense != SEC run defense and you really know that.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Nice rebuttal, except that we're talking about 2011, not 2009.
Four teams from the Big XII were in the top 25 in rushing in 2011, and yet, nobody knows how to run the ball in the Big XII and so therefore, Texas’ rush defense is somehow suspect.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Of course four teams were in the top 25 in rushing - it's easy because Big XII rush defenses are so bad.
Are we talking about the Big XII or Texas?
Cause Texas’s D is/will be legit. Unfortunately their offense is built around having a star QB, and when they don’t it is inept.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I was talking about the Big 12 as a whole.
And that Big 12 rush defense is at least a hollow argument till tested.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Right, and Ohio State was
world-beating and un-fucking-touchable in 2006. 41-14. YOU. DON’T. KNOW.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
So you're saying that LSU and Alabama's defenses were not the best you've ever seen?
Or at least the best in the year?
Keep dreaming.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
They were certainly the best in the year.
Which has fuck-all to do with anything else you’re saying.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
And yet Jefferson couldn't.
Of course, he’s the same guy that identified the author of the Declaration of Independence as “George Jefferson”.
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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
they were great defenses, against SEC offenses
The Alabammlama schedule was so weak we just don’t know
We saw what Georgia Southern did. And btw, you guys allowed more yards to LSU than we did to tOSU, so…
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
ah!
you guys allowed more yards to LSU than we did to tOSU
/points at tOSU’s stable of QB’s
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Inflated stats were inflated.
Saban decided to stop throwing completely in order to spin the clock, and damn near cost his team the game by doing so.
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When I lived down there, I couldn't listen to Bobby Hebert and Big Chief on WWL on the ride home or I came home talking like that.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I'm sure I'll piss off many
and I’m sure my accent annoys many. But the type of accent Hebert has is like fingernails on a chalkboard for me.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
It's Cajun mixed with copious amounts of bourbon
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
It does tend to rub off on you.
But I like it.
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My favorite part of their show was the last hour. By then they'd be hammered and fighting about whether they were fighting with each other.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I always listen to them on the post-Saints game drive from New Orleans to Mobile.
I think my favorite was when they recently got into it because Hebert said “shit.” When called on it, he got mad, but somebody made the point that it didn’t matter because nobody could understand what he was saying anyway.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I assume the FCC doesn't cover profanity in non-English langauges
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Bobby thought the FCC only banned merde.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
That would be the Commission fédérale des communications, right?
/had to Wikipedia that one
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm thats actually a really interesting question
There isn’t a specific list of words or some-such that the FCC maintains. But there was a case (I think after Pacifica) that had a list and that’s basically what they use (as far as I understand it. Though they use a general/vague definition of profanity and then restrict profanity. So I guess foreign profanity could result in a fine/penalty…but I’ve never heard of them doing that
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
George Carlin disagrees
The Seven Words You Can’t Say On TV
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Is it just me
Or is “shit” falling off that list pretty quickly?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Depends on if it's broadcast or cable....
But yeah, I think the list’s probably down to about 4 or 5 now.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
I remember hearing shit on Roseanne
That’s been, what, 15-16 years ago?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
But the words that are banned now are status words
Slurs for homosexuals, minorities, and various types of disabled don’t fly.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Eh thats different.
The FCC uses a different theory/basis for handling those sorts of things.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Uh...
That is Pacifica. So yeah he probably disagrees with the SCOTUS
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
That was the post-game for the Dallas game in '09
When the Saints were 12-0 going into it. Bobby got shithouse drunk, called the Baltimore Ravens the “Raisins” all night in a totally un-ironic fashion, and dropped the s-bomb more than once. Deke kept trying to keep him under control, then in a defeated tone said something along the lines of, “well it’s not like anyone can understand what the hell you’re saying anyway”. Bobby was slipping mid-sentence between Cajun French and English, too. It was a wild ride that night. We threw extra logs on the fire to sit up and listen to that all night.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
that was one of the best one's that i can remember.
i’d pay for audio of that show to listen to on long drives.
/makes note to search interwebs
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Bobby might be a drunk, and often a fool,
but by COTG, I love to listen to him.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I heard him on 870 in DC announcing the Saints game last Saturday!
Radio waves, how do they work?
Go gata!
Night time,
no interference from the sun, relatively clear night, and a shit-ton of power behind the signal = AM waves bounce off the ionosphere and can be picked up in far away lands. Or something like that anyway.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
There was a funny crack on Nate Newton's ESPN radio show yesterday
Jean-Jacques Taylor was teasing the next segment about the Mavericks visiting Obama at the White House, and said “And our man Nate here knows something about vising the White House.” Brian Broaddus cheerfully piped up with “Both the of ’em!”
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
We did an all-Felon NFL roster the other day.
It would be a very, very good team.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
How did I miss that?
Was here for the All-Coke Baseball team.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
This was on Twitter
But it would be another good offseason distraction.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Johnny Jolly would have generated fantastic pass rush.
well, assuming the cough syrup didn’t make him lethargic.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
I rather like Courtney Upshaw
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WOXY pet band auto-rec!
You actually linked the second version of the song. The original was from Cincy cult heroes, the Raisins, who then joined up with Adrian Belew and rerecorded it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsFTi1DuZ8U
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
i like that version better
due to belew’s guitar solo. the new version of the raisins, the psychodots, have a version of it as well.
SB Nation's The Historical: Because all those games way back when matter.
Which would also be inspired by Kentucky.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Jeff Tedford was impressed with Jordan Jefferson last night
And was wondering if he’s available to transfer to Cal?
Why pass up an opportunity to stick with a struggling quarterback long past the point of no return?
/LONGSHORE-RILEY FLAME ON!!!!
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ok the bama helmet thing is just creepy y'all
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Well, the XXL sizes went fast
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
NEEDZ MOAR X
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Gotta rep the alma mater, bro

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
One of them looks
like it’s trying to escapee.
by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
They'll print more for the Wal-Mart tour...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Somebody should send one of those to the "every regular season game matters" BCS apologists
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"The game that counted"
As if Alabama fans can count.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bud Selig smiles at the idea of one that counts.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Gary Bettman says "Fuck that" and makes a fantasy draft
/Jonathan Toews continues to sit looking pissed off as Patrick Kane continuously doesn’t pick him
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Man, being picked last has to suck more when it's televised.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 10, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Except they get A NEW CAAAAAAHH!
Which makes it even more hilarious because Toews was picked like second to last
Twitter: RyanMcD29
saw that last night. someone said "what a stupid hat"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dear BCS Bowls: quit with the cutesy slogans and just slap "2012 __________ Champions" on a shirt.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/was going to buy an Orange Bowl Champions shirt....
//quit when I saw the slogan
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the fuck does that even mean
D-1 National Champs? Because you certainly weren’t fucking division champs, or conference champs.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
ther can be only d'one

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
But they can't take our FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
(I know its a different reference, just flow with it.)
Get bonus points for single-handedly refuting
the “every game counts!” crowd.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
How do you make a butthurt sounding t-shirt
after winning the national championship?!??!
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I guess this is their "orange you glad shirt" ?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
oh Jesus.
I’d rather see the duckface.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The elusive chest pass arm punt
it doesn’t happen often people enjoy it
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
Last time I saw a QB give the ball to a defense so blatantly
Neil O’Donnell was throwing the ball to Larry Brown.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
you clearly missed Jacory's entire career
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Miami still plays football?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
really? kentucky?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
1st law of edsbs failed
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
:(
:(
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
We have laws?
I thought this place was more like the old west
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
im thinking more along the lines of this:

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Didja get that thing I sent you?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Brett Favre wonders why you are ignoring him.
/Decides to throw his last pass on team Wrangler jeans directly into the arms of a 33 year old bread salesman playing on the other team.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
/showspenis
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Why do you think they're not playing shirts and skins on the commercial?
Wrangler doesn’t want it to be obvious that Favre was picked off.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I still consider Neil the MVP of that game
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, me too....
For the wrong fuckin’ team.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Not that anyone cares...
But it is Tuesday, January 10, 2012, and college football still makes me sad.
On the bright side, I think Dooley is going to take Steele off our hands. I don’t really understand it, but I love it.
Formerly never_go_full_dabo
by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST reply actions
Anger
I am beyond pissed, and I have no one to complain to
but I can’t bear to go apeshit on this thread knowing full well that every asshole bama fan on RBR is going to put the naked pictures of their cousin with a dildo up her ass away for the night so they can jerk off to disappointed LSU fans who, unlike Bama, don’t get a second chance to avenge their first loss.
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah.
More likely to be a sister than a cousin.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So you'd be opposed to a best out of three, then?
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Who, me?
I’d be all for playing LSU again and Okie State if they really wanted some.
but you'd dispute the shit out of it if you lost the BOO3
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Best Out Of 3
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
What’s to dispute if we lost 2 out of 3?
oh, Bammers would find plenty
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, so would any other dickface fans of other teams if they were in the same situation.
Big fucking deal, sez I.
stoopid bammers
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
That was the very first post on "And The Valley Shook"
didn’t even need to read the rest
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CLAY TRAVIS GET IN THE CAR

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
And I thought Saban could stare through your soul.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
There are, like, 10 people who want to be the king/queen
This is a bit of a problem.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Hey
We vaguely talked about this last night. We need to do an alternate Oscar planning thread soon.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I mentioned it in the first thread this morning
Are you on twitter?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
I am.
Same username as here.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Messaged
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know why LSU fans are so bitter
South > Nation as a whole, therefore SEC > NCAA as a whole, therefore SEC Champion > NCAA Champion, therefore LSU IS BEST H8RZ.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wait, I thought conference didn't matter.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
You know what
Somewhere, someone is making this argument. And if this were the other way around, half of Alabama would be doing so.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
How far can you get into this article before laughing at Mark Schlabach's stupidity?
I made it to Michigan State at #9.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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It's not a preseason Top 25 without Virginia Tech
At least Schlabach didn’t put them as the random 10th team in the Top 10
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Your post made me laugh
Didn’t even need to follow the link.
PS – I am a UGA fan and he has them at #6, which is absurd.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
QB play and RB play should improve
But not sure if we get an improvement on defense
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on whether
Rambo and Shawn Williams stay or go. If they stay, then I see improvement. If they go, then I don’t.
Honestly, I still haven't bought in regarding Aaron Murray.
He seems to show flashes of real skill only to mellow that out with some serious mistakes.
I'm just hoping that continued coaching helps increase the amount of the former and decrease the amount of the latter
Unfortunately, UGA quarterback coaching has been lacking, to say the least. David Greene goes from best UGA QB ever to NFL washout? Stafford is the only QB in the last 10 years amounting to anything, and that’s out of sheer innate talent
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Confused
Do you mean to say that Greene struggling in the NFL is a reflection on UGA coaching?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'm saying he didn't get great preparation
Luckily he had great support and comparatively weak opponents during his college time
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Gotta disagree on your coaching as it relates to Greene point
He didn’t have a cannon arm that one typically needs to become successful there. Doesn’t seem to me that UGA coaches could have done an awful lot to develop that aspect of his skill set. Instead, Richt used Greene’s wits and accuracy to manage games and win many.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
NFL scouts and Stafford himself say that UGA's coaching had him ready for the pros.
David Greene didn’t have an NFL arm. The fact that he got there at all is a testament to his heart and the coaching he received, in my opinion.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Essentially.
John was just mediocre to bad. Aaron Murray goes from great to mediocre to bad and then back around.
Hopefully we will have a running game with a pulse
next year, which should take some of the pressure off of Murray that made him force plays and make questionable decisions.
We lose 3 OL starters
From an OL that was not very good. I don’t see the offense improving much. Running game seems to be a foreign concept (fuck the read draw, goddamnit to hell.) Passing game depends on opponent respecting the run (see SECCG for confirmation that they do not.)
Defense will be good and have more depth.
Kickers will be young (but can’t be worse.)
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
MarK Schlabach is an idiot.
He is the Greg Marmalard of CFB sportswriters.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Without looking
Notre Dame in the top 10?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Nope, somewhere around 20
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I read it.
Or looked at the order, at least. It’s whatever. I feel like next year’s champion will be someone no one’s talking about this year, a la Auburn 2010. USC will play their yearly game of “spin-the-arbitrary-loss-to-a-random-Pac-12-team-wheel,” LSU will revert to their random two losses a year, and Bama will lose to Michigan week one. Hell, TCU and WVU might be teams to watch.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I'll feel much better about any speculation of WV's fortune....
Once I know Jeff Casteel really is staying in Morgantown.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
This is an important retention.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
FSU at 8.
Seriously? I’m an alum and, sigh, a fan, and even I demand that they show something on the fucking field of play before getting ranked in the top 10 again.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'm ok with this.
Makes October all the more entertaining (and bearable while UF set themselves on fire).
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Rightfully no
We won’t sniff the top 5 in the SEC for 2-3 years, let alone top 25 in the country. Not without serious linebeef.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Let's see
Sept. 1: Bowling Green W
Sept. 8: at Texas A&M* W
Sept. 15: at Tennessee *W
Sept. 22: Kentucky *W
Oct. 6: LSU *L
Oct. 13: at Vanderbilt * W
Oct. 20: South Carolina *L
Oct. 27: vs. Georgia (at Jacksonville) *L
Nov. 3: Missouri *W
Nov. 10: Louisiana-Lafayette W
Nov. 17: Jacksonville State W
Nov. 24: at Florida State L
Anything from 8-4 to 6-6 would be unsurprising
Imma hang up and listen
But what about that Murderer's row of a November schedule?
Sheesh. Have some fucking dignity, gata. Schedule your cupcakes in September.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
You're barking up the wrong tree
I’ve been criticizing Foley for that shit for years.
Imma hang up and listen
Also, that cupcake November schedule has one almost-certain loss
and another entirely probable loss.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
If we don't fucking correctly break Mizzou in to the SEC
I just don’t even know.
Imma hang up and listen
PLEAAAAAASE beat A&M.
Or you will hear “OMG OMG WE WON OUR FIRST S-E-C GAME EVARRRRR WHOOOOOOOOOOP!” for the rest of your days.
Free at last!
At this point I see no reason to think we'll have an easier time next year
beating any team with a pulse. Which certainly should include A&M and Mizzou. Shit, I see 4 games on there I feel comfortable marking as likely wins. Kentucky and the cupcakes. Not even Vandy…
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Yep
Including, on offense, the starting QB, one of the RBs, and I think half of the receivers.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
and new coach, no?
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Sure would be nice to have Sherman in there
Bout the only way we could score points
Imma hang up and listen
We know all about a November murderer's row.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think it's because the relatively short term notice with the scheduling
Otherwise we probably would have distributed the cupcakes as we always have (frontloaded with one before the FSU game.)
Really? You again?
Take a look at who the non-cupcakes are, then come talk to me about the rigorous “murderer’s row” of Northwestern, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota and whomever else you play * every year *
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Conference foes are conference.
If November is loaded with Kentucky, Vandy, and Ole Miss to go with your FSU game, you get no disrespect from me on this issue.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
South Carolina will be winnable being at home
As will Georgia since they are Georgia with Mark Richt at the helm. I just don’t know exactly how shitty our offense will be next year.
Imma hang up and listen
we are losing 4(?) scholarship O-Linemen
and have only three OL commits at the moment. We’re absolutely fucked in the SEC for 2+ years. DL we have those two that one Juco coming in who has some size so expect a whole lot more 14-10 type games.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
We have a, like, Top 5 recruiting class! We only need, like, 2 old guys to jump in with our all-world recruits on the O-line and everything will be fine!
right?
right?
I’M SO EXCITED
I’M SO EXCITED
I’M SO…SO….SCARED
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But damn look at those 40 times!
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Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, he didnt.
Which is why FUCK HIM.
Also, I’m very wrong. We had only 1 senior guard, David Young. We also lose a senior long-snapper, Cody Hampton.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
James Wilson.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
oh and Dan Wenger
dammit, I only sorted for “SR” not “RSR” so I missed to redshirts. GODFUCKDAMMITPISSASS. We do lose 3 on the line and only taking one in.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Did Wenger do anything for you this year?
He was a good kid, but never really did anything for us.
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Warm body. Played more at the end of the year.
Serviceable or at least appeared so compared to the rest of our O-Line
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I don't recall him being a gamebreaker
then again, not knowing hearing name means he wasn’t being a traffic cone / turnstile / penalty magnet like the rest of the line, so he was probably fine.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Sort?
I just go by my head.
:(
And Lord, Wilson came in with as much hype as anyone that recruiting cycle. Juts never translated it to the field.
Urbz’ issue was he only seemed to chase the ************ star linemen, he wouldn’t settle for a project 3-star hometown kid and develop him.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK EXCITEMENT
JUST GET ME A FULL 85 SCHOLARSHIP ROSTER GODFUCKING DAMMIT.
We were at 68(?) scholly players at year end, graduating 20 and 2 more are transferring.
at this point I’ll take anyone over 6’4 & 280lbs, to hell with stars.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
William Steinmann special?
He and I had a class together at UF.
James Smith (the long snapper after Casey) basically recruited him and convinced him to try out.
He walked on.
Made the team.
Is graduating this year.
Oh, he is 6’5" and 270lbs. So obviously Weis converted him to TE this year…
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm 6'4 and 220.
I still have 4 years of eligibility. I’m thinking about going to law school & walking on at WR or something.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Not at a D1 school you don't
For football, the rules are different, and you’ve used yours up
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You have 5 years to play four, starting with the first year you enroll as a full time student
So, assuming he enrolled full time in his first fall, graduated in 4 years and didn’t just graduate in May, he’s missed his window
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wait a second
This means Sinbad and Scott Bakula should have been ineligible in Necessary Roughness. Are you saying movies lied to me and aren’t real?!?!
Perhaps they changed the rules after the movie?
/drawing at straws
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
YOU RUINED MY DREAMS
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
You ruined my bowl game!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
YOU STOLE MY WIF----errrr, my COACH
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
dey tuk yer jerbs!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU STOLE ALL OUR OLD PEOPLE
ON SECOND THOUGHT, KEEP THEM!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Does that mean I can be the 5'10" 165lb 2nd string practice WR/CB combo
that becomes a fan favorite at the end of the year when I get a TD on an INT against FSU in garbage time?
/gonna make that Rudy money
//I’ll stay onsides though
///has actually thought about patent / IP law
////really just wants to go back to only having 3 hours a day scheduled and drinking every night with no recourse or remorse
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Boozy -
Don’t go to law school.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I promise you IP law is not as glamorous as you seem to think
though it does result in roughly the same amount of drinking
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
I had heard the cash monies were in patent law
But that you had to have a degree in the sciences
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah,
Patent law is big money, but to be a patent prosecutor you have to have an undergrad degree in a hard science(which is relatively broad) and you have to take a 2nd bar exam (called the patent bar).
But if you’re a patent lawyer, all your firm every has you do is patent prosecution which is boring, dull mundane hell. And pretty crazy hours from what I understand.
Upside? There is a guy here in DC can’t be older than 40, he drives a Bentley…his license plate? “PATENTS”
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
The 2nd paragraph of your post is why I'm a litigator with a chemical engineering degree.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That trend will only increase with more advances in technology, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
and this
and the fact that the patent office has gone to teh dumbz and is giving out patents for things that shouldn’t be patent-able.
I recently submitted a patent on the letter ‘R’. Hopefully it goes through and all you fucke*s will have to pay to use it.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
The patent bar...
actually advocates for a HIGHER patent acceptance rate. Of course that’s because it is financially in their best interest.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
/statin patents expire
///ALLL THE MONEEEEZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And after a few years
when that one expires, you’ll apply for a derivative patent on lowercase ‘r’ and it will just keep on going.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
A friend did EE in 3.5 years
Law in 3.
Currently studying for patent bar.
dumbest smart person I know.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
had a friend
who locked himself in a room for 3 days and passed it.
//coolstorybro
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
correct.
Haz cousin who is Patent Atty. So I’ve talked.
I haz degree in the engineering.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
I say again
Don’t do it.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You just skurred you'll lose to me one day.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Not at a D1 school you don't
For football, the rules are different, and you’ve used yours up
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Damn double post
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
How come?
Because he didn’t use any eligibility in undergraduate?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
For D1 sports, you have 5 years, for D2 and D3, you have 10 semesters
I don’t know what the rule is, but it doesn’t matter if he played or not- just if he was a full time student or not(12 credit hours)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm 6'2 and 165 lbs
and still have 4 years of eligibility. Although, I’m not sure that I would last in the SEC, maybe big east though.
Urbz recruited linemen?
I’m damn near certain Urbz misconstrued “SEC Speed” to mean skill position players and just went after every single track star, hummingbird & bumblebee that could hold a football. OL & DL be damned!
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
He was prepping for the A-11
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Stars don't matter for lineman
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Tell that to the recruitniks who like comparing avg stars in the class
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
I could see it going 12-0
or 2-10. We really don’t know shit about next season. Or at least Texas fans don’t.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Why are we an considered an auto-win on everyone's schedule
/keeps crying
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
the something like 29 times in a row that you have been.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Tennessee doesn't consider you an auto-win any more.
The journey of a thousand li begins with one step, UK.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
::checks record over last 27 years::
…nah, we still do. Sorry.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
/celebrates Vanderbilt win again
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
While this year hurt
I am willing to give Joker more than 2 years to get things going. After next year…I might not be so willing.
Do you think Mo transfers or stays…or starts?
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think he stays. He might start.
Joker is awful chummy with his dad, and his lil brother will be a defensive end for us next year, so I don’t think there’s bad blood or anything.
Sposed to be SEC
I dunno
He had shoulder surgery last month.
It will be (another) spring QB battle. This time between Bookie, Maxwell, and maybe freshman Patrick Towles
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
I would be very surprised if Bookie doesn't switch to WR
Towles, Smith, and Newton.
Sposed to be SEC
If Towles plays even half like he did in highschool...
Screw the redshirt, start him.
And I don’t feel to positive about having another WR who played QB in HS. Half our WR core is made up of guys like that and look at how they’ve performed…
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
If Joker doesn't make a bowl next year, he's gone
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
PAWWWLL THEY TOLD US WE WUZ PLAYIN' TOO MUCH IN THE ESS EEE CEE
SO WE DECIDED TO BRANCH OUT
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Fine, but you didn't say no regifting!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
IN lieu of gifts, please make a donation to the BTN fund
It helps Indiana, Northwestern, and Minnesota attempt to field competitive football teams
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They really had to scramble to get this thing together
next years schedule is an all around mess. After that, hopefully, things will get better
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Texas A&M is changing the game
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
The game will now only have three quarters at the most.
1st, 2nd and/or 4th
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
it's usually the last two. had to shuffle something.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Are you kidding me?
ULaLa and Jack State in November! Your schedule is a joke. I can see one f those there just fine because of a 1st half open week, but two. Somebody screwed up on the conference scheduling something fierce.
Your team beat 1 ranked team in '11 and made the championship game
and let Georgia Southern score 21. Hush. The. Fuck. Up.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SHOTS FIRED!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but Florida State
I hear they’re back this year.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
They were...
for at least a quarter against Notre Dame.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, they played Oklahoma tough.
Just not as tough as Texas Tech, Baylor, or Oklahoma State did.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Can we all agree that nobody should talk shit about 2012 SEC schedules
since they were cobbled together with the forethought a Waffle House cook gives to your hashbrowns?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'm as much of a schedule nazi as anybody, but I'll accept that one.
Shit done on the fly tends to be, well, shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where in the hell is the disrespect towards our fine purveyors of Waffle House food coming from?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, given the way the Mizzou/TAMU mix got thrown together, that seems reasonable
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The B1G added a team and had a reasoned schedule the next season. Why the eff can't the SEC do likewise?
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Because we added two?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Because a 14-team conference is a clusterfuck no matter what?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Especially when Mizzou is in the East
WTF?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
B1G went to 12, with 1 protected game, which had already been done by other conferences.
And, they had more than a year to set the schedule(Nebraska FB fairwell tour, remember!).
SEC went to a brand-new alignment of 14 teams, and had only a little while to make the schedule. I’m willing to give them a year’s grace on it.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I just wish my team HAD a schedule....
Furkin’ law suit.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
bcs raeg!!!
“…iron out a plan that protects the importance of the regular season—the one aspect BCS leaders believe separates the game from every other…”
yeah, it obviously protects who may or may or not have already beaten someone in this uber sanctified regular season you speak of.
fuck. off.
"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
On a topic more related to nothingness.
Gym shorts on first day of class? Gym shorts on first day of class.
/always be stylin
Oh for fuck's sake. People are still arguing about that?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
I need someone sane to talk to, do you count?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe? What do you want to talk about?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
it was the sonic comment wasn't it?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
DID SHE SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF SONIC
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Sonic Sucks
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SHUT YER MOUTH DEFACT FURRINER
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to retract my statement
Thought you were talking down on Sonic the Hedgehog. Fuck a dairy shop
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Eddie?
"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
distim the frammisgoshes!
by thetennesseethumper on Jan 10, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not gonna say sucks
But I have never forgiven them for replacing real limeade with Sprite.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
chink in the armor?
I thought this was a black and white issue?
Flip flopper!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Only because of familiarity.
I’m not drawn by them solely.
They are simply saving me from the inevitable heart attack meal of:
Triple Stack at Wendys
CFA Waffle Fries
Local Creamery Dreamettes ‘upside down bananana split’
Sonic provides the greatest medium of all in a single stop.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Chink?
Watch that language, pal.
(What are these spiders doing here?)
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Made the argument that DQ's Blizzard < Sonic's Blizzard knock off
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Title

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
CFA or Steak n Shake Shakes will always be go to
over Blizzard or Sonic Blast. If I go to DQ, I’d rather get the Blizzard over their shakes though. Their shakes aren’t particularly good.
Cook Out ftw in the shake department
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Just got one
In Columbia (SC version). Can’t wait to try.
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Here's what you gon' do
You gon’ go to the window.
You gon’ order a tray, with:
1) cheddar-style burger
2) some combination of 2 of hushpuppies, corn dog, and bacon wrap
3) a motherfuckin banana pudding milkshake
and you will die happy.
Sposed to be SEC
CFA shakes are the awesome
1. Mint
2. Banana pudding
3. Chocolate
4. Stawberry
5. Vanilla
6. Peach
Free at last!
Peach is not sixth
Rerank that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'd go:
1. Chocolate
2. Banana Pudding
3. Peach
4. Strawberry
5. Vanilla
6. Mint
I’m just not a big fan of mint in shakes.
I'm not a big mint ice cream person in general.
Maybe it’s one of those southern things I don’t get.
Banana Pudding is #1.
On this point there can be no debate.
I also like Strawberry at #2, and anything else really after that.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Newsletter, etc
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Plant City?
too far.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Maryland Fried Chicken?
I ate at the 1672 S Orange Blossom Trl, Apopka, FL location once a week while working in Jamlando.
2-piece box, dark, fried okra, ranch, bicuit, honey, coke = coma
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, it's worth a trip to Plant City for the shake and chicken
Alton Brown said it was the greatest shake in the world, apparently.
soon?
I guess I’ve got nothing else to do until September.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
CFA shakes are overly rich.
/comeatmebro
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Mine is
1. Mint
2. Peach
3. Strawberry
4. Banana pudding
5. Chocolate
6. Vanilla
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
CFA needz to bring back bananana pudding milkshake
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Taking the train to Jersey today just to get a Steak Finger Basket
And a Chocolate Covered Cherry Blizzard. Understandable, or insane?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The Sonic on 46?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
im done.
/bradyquinn’d
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
If you believe we don't REALLY know who the national champion is; Let's just give it to FAU
Schnelley is retiring and I think he deserves it.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
If I wasn't so inept at photoshop
I would try and replace the football with the crystal ball
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
I believe in this even more fervently than fucking Clemson or hating Iowa
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, by default Schnelly holds the National Title at the outset of every season
you have to wrestle it away from him inside the six-sided Ring of Fire.
He’s waiting…
You ever seen a grown man naked?
by ClarenceOveur on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Shift-A
Lesson for the day, people:
Don’t come on to EDSBS and say things like “For all my sister’s stupid bar pics, thank GOD she hasn’t ever posted one of herself doing the duckface. Her stupid friends, yes, but not her…at least I have that.”
/KG says this
//sister posts 3 days worth of pics, every one of them with her doing duckface
///KG cries, prays that genetics is all a lie.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/does historical analysis of Battle of Poitiers
//no military knowledge or history
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
/belks
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Swords go clangy arrows go woosh French fall down and die.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And thus the history of French warfare was written
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Come now
The French have at this point become underrated as fighters.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
If the UK had had a land border with Germany in 1940, they'd have been singing "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles" in about two weeks, too.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Their greatest military leaders have been:
a 14 year old girl
A Corsican.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
HEY!
Kosciusko helped the US a fuckton- that should count for something!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nyet
see Lafayette.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but we aren't Frenchies!
Also, they only had one land border, and it even had some natural fortifications.
Sandwiched between Germans and Russians on an easily marchable plain is not the best place to be a nation
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/Lithuana hides
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Should have just let go of Danzig
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
William the Conqueror
Turenne
Lafayette
Leclerc?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, you're taking this WAY too seriously.
And Lafayette didn’t really do much for France. Leclerc, meh.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Still though, Joan is overrated.
Turenne is the fucking man and way underrated
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Of course Joan is overrated.
That’s part of the joke, but…
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Now we want to talk about overrated and lucky
Let’s talk Spanish military history.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
General Antonio Marquez de Smallpox was undefeated, yo.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
He also had help from Cabeza de Caballo
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Or rated accurately as "sucks"
we can talk Italy.
/trolled the heck out of my Italian counterparts every chance I got
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
/hangs head ashamedly
Again, great revolutionaries, but god if they don’t give two shits if they’re not being encroached upon
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. I should clarify, I mean Post-unification, of course.
Italian city states in the Macchiavelli age were some bad mama-jamas.
/Did i just type “mama-jamas?” Sigh.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
WOOT! Sforza shoutout!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Venice doesn't care for your shit Ottoman's
Not one bit.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
/conquers known world as Romans
//vast trading empire as Venetians
///loses to Ethiopia as “Italy”
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Would that also be including the
800 Reconquista against Al-Andalus that ended with the fall of Granada in 1492
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
El Cid! El Cid!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Guillaume le Conquerant, Henri, Vicomte de Turenne, et Charles Martel pensait que vous avez un liste incomplete.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Guillaume le Conquerant?
Vous parlez de Guillaume le Batard?
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
ND Nation disqualifies William due to unsavory parentage
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Mais oui.
La victoire a confere une legitimite.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
And thanks to that, you don't have to speak Arabic.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
I could be independent and look it up but I'm kind of scared.
What’s a duckface?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's been killed with botox
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Well... if you wanted to know what a duckface is
You gotta go with the worst offenders if you know what I mean
Twitter: RyanMcD29
No.
Please God, allow me to unsee that.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
GIS duckface
Threeve billion pictures of girls pursing their lips in a pathetic attempt to look “sexy”.
Free at last!
I heard Oregon needs another Mascot...
I nominate “Duckface Sister”
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
No we don't. We've learned from our previous experiment.
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Well, that's just Puddles' private time
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
There's duckface...
and then there’s DUCKface.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you ESPN.com for the layup

Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
you big ten shits
You talk about your academics but you still haven’t. Invented a teleporter
Invent a teleporter now teleport it here and teleport me out of this goddam car because this is miserable
Rtr
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Look, the Ranch Fountain took a lot of intellectual capital.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If the Big Ten could teleport
they would teleport the Coaches trophy to one of their institutions.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey!
You guys playing cards?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions
Yeah.
But we ain’t touching euchre, so don’t even ask.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you, man. Euchre is awesome.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Love, love, love to play bridge.
/Is one of like 6 people under 83.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamPitch
Too bad no one on Earth outside my extended family plays it.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Wrong
Love that game…nobody down here plays it either. Gotta find people from New England if you want a better chance of finding a game.
New England, hm.
I always assumed it was mostly a midwest thing. That’s where my family is from and the only person I ever met who knew the game was from Kansas.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Played Pitch, or Setback, endlessly in college in NH
In my 150 person dorm there was a game going in someone’s room pretty pretty much 24/7.
Well it's not like there's much else to do, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Steal extra large food service trays and sled the hills...
Participate in campus wide snowball fight that results in sieges on some dorms and $texas damages because of broken windows.
and Hockey (Perennial Top Ten Program)
Dartmouth?
the baseball team is good…
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've only met a couple UNH people but they seemed to enjoy it greatly
Then again New Hampshire is an awesome place in general
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
Would move if there was a job in that region I liked. (Same for Boston).
Took my wife to Boston for her birthday two years ago…saw a Pats game and a UNH hockey game…did tons of the Revolutionary history stuff. She loved the region (this being her first trip). Life got in the way this year, but trying to make it an annual trip.
If Boston existed 10 or so degrees further south it would be the greatest city ever
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
If Boston existed 10 degrees or so further south
It would be at the bottom of the Atlantic (or at least an island ala Bermuda)
Either that or it would basically be Charleston/Savannah
if it were an island a la Bermuda
I would live there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
my implication was more that it's level of cultural/economic development would be more along the lines of bermuda
than of boston now
Hmm
Well Charleston was for a while one of the largest cities of the US
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
not denying that
I’m just saying that geography has a fairly strong influence on development which affects desirability of a location over a long enough period of time
Well that is a long and complicated story but I agree
Alright, I wish Boston weren’t so damn cold, but otherwise it’s a great place. Hopefully that’s a simpler statement.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Obviously I knew what you were getting at
Just had to poke you a bit because it seemed like a perfect time to be pedantic to a silly degree
my statement stands!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If we are talking about places we would live
The Caymans pre-Ivan would rank up high on my places to live
Boston, 10 degrees due south.....
would land almost exactly halfway between Charleston and Bermuda, continually bathing in the Gulf Stream waters.
Yeah, I’d live there except for August – October.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Well let's assume it's still, you know, on land and other obvious things
That said a Bermuda-island situation would also be awesome
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
I love it just where it is.
Bad weather and all.
Lived in LA for years…got tired of “Oh, look. It’s sunny and mid-70’s again today ad infinitum”
#TeamEuchre
Of course, it’s stick the dealer, and none of this “ace no face, partner’s best” crap
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Fuck "farmer's hand" as well.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Damn right- you play the fucking cards you're dealt.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Also, dibs on the spades as my scorecards!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
In a related story, making fun of euchre is the fastest way to smoke out transplanted Ohio / Michigan kids.
I play it more up here than I did in TN, but I knew literally one person who played of his own accord in TN without living in Ohio or Michigan beforehand.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck off Flounder
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
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Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/looks at ACS
//resumes playing cards
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just going to go back to the BlackJack table
/money is burning hole in pocket
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Yeah, BlackJack has always been good to me.
Especially here at the Cosmopolitan.
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
FUCK EVERYTHING.
FUCK $1500 TICKETS. FUCK MY WHISKEY HARDENED HEAD. FUCK JORDAN JEFFERSON. SERIOUSLY, FUCK IT ALL. THE BAMMERS KILLED US AND WE JUST SAT THERE AND LET THEM. THE PART THAT HURTS THE MOST IS IT DIDN’T EVEN SEEM LIKE LSU TRIED. JUST NO EFFORT. NO ADAPTING TO THE DIRE SITUATION. JUST LAYING THERE ON THE FLOOR STARING UP INTO ALABAMA’S COLD DARK EYES WHILE THEY SLOWLY STRANGLED US TO DEATH. DAMN NEAR EVERYONE’S HAD THEIR ASS KICKED BEFORE, BUT AT LEAST THE OTHER GUY KNEW HE WAS IN A FIGHT. TOTAL SUBMISSION. JUST THROW THE BALL UP IN THE AIR AND HOPE FOR THE BEST, AT LEAST. DO SOMETHING. ANYTHING. WELL PLAYED BAMA, I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 10, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
let it flow through you
grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
It's not your fault.
It’s not your fault.
It’s not your fault.
It’s not your fault.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Serious bearded Robin Williams rec
next, it will be a wacky shaved Robin Williams rec.
Then bearded Robin Williams serious rec again.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
What about blue Robin Williams
Prince Ali ali ali ali ababua.
/listens to Aladdin’s music threeve times repeated in the car ride with daughter.
An excellent point.
I don’t have kids, so I forgot!
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
this goes here...

…too soon?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
by ClarenceOveur on Jan 10, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
It will always be too soon.
You don’t joke about raping children.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
True
WELL PLAYED BAMA, I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING.
Not to be spidery, but victims of this kind of assault usually don’t see it coming.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
usually by someone they know well
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Good point
You’d never think someone in your own conference would do that to you, let alone your own division.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
What knockers.
"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"
by DrBundy on Jan 10, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Last year was pretty bad for Oregon
HIS ELBOW IS FUCKING DOWN! GODDAMNIT DYER!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Also, the head of the Clerics from Doctor Who is in Game of Thrones
And he’s the man
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Gratuitous semi-nudity and college football, an unbeatable combination...
And something we can ALL agree on


2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I demand a revote.
LSU clearly wins this contest.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
But I think I need to see OSU’s resume.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Split National Championship it is.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes yes, this is an LSU blowout
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/Anywhere from 3-10% of the men in the audience doesn't agree upon this.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
/Wing drafted by Lions
//SG42 explodes from happiness
///Chloe pouts
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
I CAN HAZ?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say yes, but I fear Chloe.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
I just geaux'd all over the place
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
First row or second row redhead?
Because dibs on the other one
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Dibs on whichever one has low enough standards to sleep with me.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lol

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Either that's shopped
Or somebody is a master troll. That can’t be accidental.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
Sad day for America :-)
End of college football season and this…
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/01/10/401693/oklahoma-sharia-ban-unconstitutional/?mobile=nc
“The 10th Circuit Court Of Appeals struck down Oklahoma’s ban on Sharia law today, declaring that the Sooner State’s move violated the United States Constitution.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Honestly, you kind of have to admire the brazenness of it all.
“Nah, just talking religion isn’t enough. I should advocate a political position as well in the same post.”
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
I was tying to be funny
Sorry if it fell flat. I’ll stop now.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
All good.
I think, with a “just joking” font or something, it might have been okay. We need to develop a safe word to indicate that the author is not at all serious for the commentariat.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I put the :-) in there
usually my “I’m kidding” indicator.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
OK, then I'm the maroon.
It’s happened before, it will happen again.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Almost nothing I write on here is serious
Wouldn’t be half as fun if it were.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It's more that throwing modern day politics/religion in here, even if not serious
carries a high risk of becoming serious in one or two comments. It can easily poison the well, and there are whole other Internets for it.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
further approbation
/ignoring your threeve previous apologies
//seriously guys, this excessive thread policing is stupid. the guy said he was sorry.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Poisoned the well?
IZZAT SOME SORT OF ANTI-SEMITISM? LET’S YELL AT EACH OTHER FOR 37 POSTS!!!!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
poisoned the well?
/updyked
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
ALL SHALL YIELD BEFORE THE SWORD OF EASTERN NC VINEGAR
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Gross.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
YIELD OR PERISH
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NEVER.

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
To arms then.
/glove slap. baby, glove slap.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
I went to a place in Queens yesterday
Owner/chef is a Kansas City native who spent 10 years in Austin. It was heavenly.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Best BBQ I ever had
was in Houma, LA. Big Mike’s is in a shell station and for my money is better than Dreamland’s, which I like a lot. HOUMA NASHNUL BBQ CHAMPS, PAWL.
Go gata!
Cooper's in Llano, Texas is still my champion
But I am open to challengers.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
home of the big chop?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
That's the one.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Then I've been to one that was not in Llano.
Good stuff.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
That's some good eatin' there....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
I submit Whole Hog Cafe in Little Rock, Arkansas (best all around)
And Brick Pit in Mobile, Alabama (best spareribs)
Where would that be?
I’m in Flushing… there’s no BBQ here.
Well, there’s Korean BBQ, which is delicious, but that’s not the same thing.
BU Football: Undefeated since 1997.
This is in Long Island City
John Brown’s Smokehouse
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
*checks map*
That’s actually really easy for me to get to. I know where I’m going this weekend now.
Thanks.
BU Football: Undefeated since 1997.
Not a problem.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Perhaps the greatest cheesesteak or bbq sammich I ever had
was a Korean BBQ cheesesteak from a food truck in Philly.
/come eat me cheesesteak/bbq bros
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
John Brown's Smokehouse
The owner used to be the head chef (is it still chef in barbecue?) at Hill Country, and left to start his own place. It’s just as good, and half the price.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It's the first day....
…. leave something for May.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
I side with good barbecue in the barbecue wars.
I don’t care where it’s from, just make it delicious. I’ll even eat that weird mayonnaise stuff on my chicken if it’s done right.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I've never had the mayonnaise sauce.
I admit to being intrigued by it, but also scared of it.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
The threads normally only last an hour or so after eating anyway, I understand.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
SO MANY SPIDERS! SHOULD HAVE SENT AN EXTERMINATOR!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
PLZ report any new species you see....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
He only has 7 arms.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Clem was born that way.
Don’t make fun of Clem.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Are you sure that's the picture I sent you? That spider only has 7 legs.
Gamecock born and I'm Gamecock bred and I'ma scream 'Cluck Femson' 'til I'm Gamecock dead.
Arachnids everywhere.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Fans who have already written off next season PISS ME OFF.
Seriously…why do you even follow sports.
Gah.
Snark and pessimism…ain’t as cute as you think it is.
(There, I feel better now.)
reverse jinxing
Also, so if it does suck, they don’t feel bad
If they do great, then they can be super excited
My buddy did it again...
sent out a tweet this morning with a #RollTide hashtag that said, “Little Known Fact: In the final years of his life, Bear Bryant was a devout, practicing Muslim”. Just more classic trolling… the responses were pure comedy

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Bear Bryant: The Homosexual Muslim Years
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
That would be an interesting topic on Finebaum
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
This is a twitter sequence in which I am curious.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Interjecting religion into something that people down there already take too seriously.
This does not end well.
it's the one-two punch to instantly start a flame war.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Allah AkBear!
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Flagged.
Not for saying he was a Muslim per se, but for the implication that he gave up pork, alcohol and Chesterfields.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
really?
for a time, it was thought of as a reasonable alternative to the low end iPods.

huh….
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
It wants to give Joffrey lots of little blond babeeeeez!
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
The fact that a kicker even got to touch it, much less made the front page with it...
… pretty much tells the story of the game.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
He scored more points than anyone.
Shoulda been MVP
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
John Parker Wilson wants you to know, dammit, that he is someone, and someone unique.
/Jay Barker nods sagely.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
AJ McCarron and the Half-Pint Prince?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he played pretty well
Bama figured out you can beat LSU through the air so long as you aren’t throwing picks, and McCarron made some really good throws and didn’t do anything dumb. Meanwhile, LSU proved a lot of people right- their offense is only good when they are getting turnovers/great field position from special teams and defense. Bama was able to do what Arky and UGA couldn’t do when they got leads against LSU- make Jordan Jefferson beat them. Jordan, ahem, failed miserably.
Agreed.
Though we all know my thoughts on McCarron.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Despite the headline
Saban has this look of “Uh…do they know they just handed us the national title trophy?”
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
New trend in New York food/bar scene.
Alcoholic soup. Thoughts?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It's so brilliant, and yet so obvious.
How has this never been done before?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
IDK about 2 of them, but.....
Folks around here have been pouring sherry in their she-crab soup for hundreds of years.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Must rec she-crab soup, for it is delicious.
Gamecock born and I'm Gamecock bred and I'ma scream 'Cluck Femson' 'til I'm Gamecock dead.
I've had that Herb Tomato soup before, at a party.
It’s quiet good
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
A CROWN FOR A KING!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
...aaaand there's another horrible way to die I hadn't thought of.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Cart before the horse?
(Apologies if this was brought up yesterday evening)
WVU wants to drop their FSU game since they’ll be in the Big 12 next year, or so they think.
Oliver Luck be a dumbass
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
How dare you say that about the lion of Morgantown?

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
And when WVU enters the Big 12 on July 1
who will be the dumbass then? Certainly won’t be Ollie Luck.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
by ClarenceOveur on Jan 10, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
From the world of NFLAIDS
Raiders fire their coach..
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Saban to Raiders, 4 years, $52 million
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Fired is just an invitation to send your resume to B.O'B
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Clusterfuckey organization is clusterfuckey, yo.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Al Davis: I'm not dead yet!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the amount of Houndstooth on display at work today
should net me hazard pay.
or at least a free trip to the eye doctor.
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Bama gear so far has been pretty low-key
Probably will take a while to diffuse over though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
woman in customer service has -
- houndstooth socks
- houndstooth …. medallion… about the size of an orange
- houndstooth scarf
- red/crimson shirt and pants
oh, and the little Bama flip-flops stickers on her car.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Are those supposed to mean anything
other than “OMG I heart teh beach”?
/Most common regional sticker disease up here is OBX, of course.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I think that's gone nationwide
The “monogram as bumper sticker” trend has gone way overboard here, though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
yes
this.
that and the little cartoon family that is team-themed.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
What is with Southerners and ridiculous bumper stickers?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
The cartoon family theme is massive in Northern Virginia
which I think we’ve already determined isn’t the South.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Not usually
College affinities don’t get advertised as much. What you see more of is threeve [HS MASCOT] [ACTIVITY] screened letter applications, i.e. the back window of the Lexus covered by:
WARHAWK CHEERLEADING
WARHAWK FIELD HOCKEY
WARHAWK J.V. BASKETBALL
WARHAWK QUIZ BOWL [wait, lolwut?]
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
that's the one Landon sticker they have on there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So it's small town Texas, is what you're saying.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
CLOWNFRAUD TRAVISHAMOCKERY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
that sounds remarkably like hell to me.
only if it’s in inland orange county though
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm from NoVa, and my high school's biggest rival was Robert E. Lee HS
Make of that what you will
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
yeah. or palmettos and baby palmettos
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Palmettos were fine when it was South Carolina
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
I live in the middle of NC though.
also: script initials
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, we covered monogram bumper stickers
I was shocked by the speed at which monogram bumper stickers went from a high-school girl/college coed trend to the entire female population of the South.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
In Durham known as "Please Jack my stereo" stickers
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well they were already probably slapped onto the BMW 3 series that Daddy bought
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
or range rover
the graduation present of choice at Davidson. Like fucking daffodils in March, all of a sudden there’d be like 20 new Range Rovers on campus
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Range Rovers was a bit of a stretch even for the people I knew
Glad no one had cars at college, because otherwise that would have become an impossible arms race.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
I hear things about Pomona
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fun story:
During MU sorority rush week, when not trolling the girls waiting to get into houses by playing music that they probably hate (indie, rap, non-Skrillex dubstep) my friends and I would count what kind of bumper stickers they had on their cars. Monograms were top, followed by high school dance-team/tennis/golf ads, Vineyard Vines logos, those “life is good” ones, OBX/Salty Dog Cafe, and then (get this) SOME OF THE GIRLS ALREADY HAD THEIR GREEK LETTERS ON THEIR BACK WINDOWS OF THEIR VW TOUREAGS.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Touraeg?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, that.
DAMN YOU GERMANS AND YOUR IMPOSSIBLE-TO-SPELL-OR-PRONOUNCE CAR NAMES
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Touareg is an ethnic group in the Sahara
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Who live near Timbuktu
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Continuing...
VW loves North Africa…blame it on Paris-Dakar success.
Scirocco – NA seasonal hot wind
Phaeton – mythical creator of the Sahara…stole Apollo’s chariot and scorched the earth by getting to close.
Scirocco -
also a character in a some really strange john varley novels
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
that's not right, but that's what I'm going to call that feeling from now on
TouRAEG
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
at Alabama you have to apply to the sorority BEFORE YOU GO TO THE SCHOOL
texas as well apparently
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well it seems Mizzou isn't that different from the rest of the SEC afterall
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
At least the Greek culture isn't
They don’t come to games in shirts/ties/sundresses, though: that would be impractical during the freezing rain that always plagues Faurot during October/November.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, Greek Culture involves women, now?
Personal ads just aren’t what they used to be.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Needs more Browning Buck-Mark stickers
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
During the offseason we should get Spencer to incorporate all the ridiculous bumper stickers of the South into a post
Even worse than the Browning Buck is the corresponding Doe facing it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
/sigh
knew a guy who got that tattoo, just so he could take a picture of it & send it in to a hunting magazine.
/wooooo, West Mobile!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Best one ever:
Cartoon Mom and Dad, no kids, big bag of cartoon money
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I saw that one last week and LOL'd
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
As has the entire back window covering "In Remembrance Of Granny" sticker
on a piec of shit car
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Self reply
Or, the “Salt Life” stickers that I see everywhere here in Savannah and also saw everywhere in Tallahassee.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No big rush to go out and buy NC paraphernalia.
We have plenty just laying around.
"You bookmarked a page called 'everydayshouldbesaturday'? What, a bunch of excited orthodox Jews? Wait.....football?....What in the.." - idiot coworker
No fat chix
"You bookmarked a page called 'everydayshouldbesaturday'? What, a bunch of excited orthodox Jews? Wait.....football?....What in the.." - idiot coworker
If you stare at it hard and cross your eyes a 3d Bear Bryant pops out
I swear, try it
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Well you know what?
THERE IS NO PURDUE!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The number of T-shirts on display yesterday in my office building full of bankers and lawyers
should have resulted in firings.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Apparently the Notre Dame/Miami game at Soldier Field this year is the day before the Chicago Marathon.
HOW IS EVENT PLANNED?
HOW TO READ CALENDAR?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Why would anything be scheduled
to be played at Soldier Field? that field is never in good fair condition (yes I know the whole Chicago market deal but Soldier Field’s still a terrible place to play anything)
Twitter: RyanMcD29
The turf is OK early in the season. By late November, tho, they might as well play in a goat pasture.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
You have Aggy's interest.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Can't be any worse than the field at ND
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
No kidding.
Playing football outside is so difficult!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think Rutgers is going to like you being on their turf like that.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
They can fucking deal with it
They wanted Yankee Stadium so fucking badly
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, you mean there are places where plant life grows well into December?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
/posts pictures of rose bush
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Now that's just silly.
Hail lord Permacloud and the brown world he oversees.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I have a colleague who might be working at ND in the business school and asked me what that would be like. He is from the south Pacific.
I haven’t the heart.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
in the 60's in NC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We've got 66 right now, headed for a high of 69...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Blame the Chicago Park District.
Their field management and upkeep is for shit. They might as well install FieldTurf and be done with it. It would solve a lot of problems.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Will Al golden wear a tie and look like one of the Bill Brasky guys by the thirteenth mile?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn fan wife observation:
/walks into room, stares at TV for 2 plays, Jefferson in full DERP mode.
“Jordan Jefferson is Cam Newton with a lobotomy.”
//walks out shaking her head
"You bookmarked a page called 'everydayshouldbesaturday'? What, a bunch of excited orthodox Jews? Wait.....football?....What in the.." - idiot coworker
by Dick H on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/falls forward for 2-3 yards
//forever
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
...
With?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Something very satisfying about reading a case for a class
where your least favorite professor in law school (from a different class) was one of the attorneys, and got whacked.
Sposed to be SEC
He's at UK,
I doubt he means it in the mafia sense. That only happens at the NY schools I think
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
But there's meth in kentucky, so there has to be gangs and such, right?
Don’t tell me breaking bad is all lies.
Got his ass handed to him
on a very easy-to-win case, too. I’d be pisssssssed if I were the client and paid the fees he charged for that bullshit result.
Sposed to be SEC
Damnit, it turns out his was his son
Actually, that might be even better.
Sohal Properties LLC v. MOA Properties LLC. No citation because it hasn’t been published yet.
Sposed to be SEC
So can we hold a eulogy for the Honey Badger nickname, which Brent Musberger brutally and savagely beat to death with blunt force last night?
GOOD NIGHT SWEET MUSTELID!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Honey Badger don't care 'bout no Musberger
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
But the Honey Badger will be back next year, not giving a fuck and taking what he wants.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
The Honey Badger better get some basic skills.
It’s easy to sack the QB and cause fumbles in the backfield WHEN YOU AREN’T COVERING ANYONE.
Dude got lit up all night long, often by Bama’s backup TE. Man-man cover skills – he has them not.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
he's also 5'7"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yes. But slot receiver is actually kind of a difficult position if you're short.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not at all, just ask Jock Sanders....
WVU #1 in receptions and #7 in receiving yards
All 5’ 7" of him.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'm saying there's a learning curve- you have to be good at the routes and stuff
which Mathieu would have to pick up.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If'n ya need a phone book to see over the steering wheel,
you have no business being on the front row at the Heisman award ceremony.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
I mean, so is richardson
height’s more of an issue for CB’s than it is for RB’s though
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Isn't Mark Ingram 5'8"?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
He always looked taller than that (standing next to Saban)
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
YES PLEASE let this nickname die.
Musberger is the clueless old uncle that runs every joke into the ground, rendering it useless.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I bet he sends out chain emails with three year old memes that he just discovered.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
LOL CHAN GAILEY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've seriously regularly gotten emails from partners about virus scares, etc. that were debunked on Snopes 5 years ago.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
FOWARD THIS OR BILL GATES EATS UR HARD DRIVE.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
In related news...
I can’t wait to try the Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe that someone sent me.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Musburger only said it 14 times on the telecast...
I guess someone showed him the YouTube clip…
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
The UGA "LSUWHO" video
referenced Honey Badger less than Musburger. Annoying sounding girl, you’ve been topped.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
honey badger?
Who dat?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
LOLWUTPEAR
From SI’s first-round mock:
12. Seattle Seahawks* — Ryan Tannehill, QB, Texas A&M
The former college wide receiver will shine during the pre-draft process. He has athletic ability and the brains to wow teams in interviews. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll has to be smarting that Matt Barkley returned to USC, but will still go quarterback to develop someone behind Tarvaris Jackson.
Free at last!
his agent is only showing first half tape
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Welp, time to buy books.
Goodbye, cruel world.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM EST reply actions
Hint: wait until you've actually been to class.
Buy old editions on half.com and use your FREE WESTLAW to print out the handful of new cases.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
or ILL everything.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jim Rice's house is a flophouse in boston, making it the BAAAHST HAAAWWSSSSEE INNNNN THHHEEE WAAAHLLLLLDDDD
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A HEARD A WHISPER OF A RUMOR OF AN INNUENDO
THAT MY SISTER’S BEST FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND’S COUSIN TOLD ME THAT JEFF BAGWELL’S HOUSE MIGHT HAVE USED NONUNION LABOR.
WHAT A SHITHOLE.
Free at last!
Ty Cobb's house is fine because {COMMENT EATEN BY SPIDERS AND BBWA WHO MIGHT BE THE SAME THING}
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It seems Al Davis can work from the grave
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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We've known that for years...
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UCLA just hired Sal Alosi to be their Strength & Conditioning coach...
He’s the former Jets assistant who tried to trip the Dolphins punt returner. For some reason I’m excited about the move!

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"You aint cheatin, you aint tryin
son."
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
WANT

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/top gear lexus comment goes HERE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I just stick with 430 Scuderia
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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so heavy....
the car “has a fat ass”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I drove it, my dad owns one.
I love that car. Plus my friend is The US rep for Novitec Rosso, so we get good deals on parts
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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I don't like it because the tail doesn't snap around like you want it to but the new ferraris are far, far better than the the old ones
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It looks better when you change the rear defuser, that's what we did.
It’s awesome to drive, and pretty much that’s what important
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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Hybrid gasoline-electric vehicle with flywheel in passenger seat?
Yeah, want
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
LSU plays at Bama in a basketball contest tonight
THAT’S where LSU needs to make their statement…for a split title….or respect, or something.
grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM EST reply actions
/Bama wins 21-0
//PAWWWWWLLLLL BASKETBALL NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
non stop 10 second violations
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
//LSU never makes it across midcourt.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I don't know if I can handle that today, unless there is some serious EDSBS trolling on behalf of Okie State.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
BOB says PSU's going to run man-to-man coverage
No more soft Cover 3? I can handle this.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
A new thread is up, y'all.
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