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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/10/2012

OH GOD WHY--

If you are going to give Alabama the ducats due for being an outstanding defense, please remember in football all numbers are a group effort, and that in this production Jordan Jefferson deserves at least an associate producer's credit in last night's incineration of 13 games of quality Les Miles career credit. Then again, Miles did always like The Most Dangerous Game, so it's only fitting that he trusted spit-washing, struggleface-making Jefferson with the ball in the biggest game of his life.

FOR FORMALITY'S SAKE. Yes, Alabama is number one. Congratulations on your 392rd national championship, Alabama. Only Courtney Upshaw's TOUCH THAT, FOO' brings any levity to this murder scene of a game.

BUT WAIT NO NO WAIT. Jefferson thinks he made "great decisions" with the ball. Jordan Jefferson had a lifetime record of 2-1 against Florida, and everything is so magical, y'all.

(The Most Dangerous Game for Miles, by the way, is Mousetrap played with live mice and pipe-cracking M-80s.)

OH MY GOD JUST A SHITLOAD OF LINKS. Bill's numbers for the game are just...they're worse than you think, actually. Sharp did not have a real good time, but no one with striking distance of the Les-bomb did. Bobby Hebert did Bobby Hebert things. Holly's awards were much more cheerful than they would have been last year, but as we saw an Ole Miss fan say to break up a fight between LSU and Bama fans last night, "We can all agree on hating Auburn, right?" Les Miles' playbook was uggghhhh yeah this, or if you're more animatedly inclined, this.

Wright Thompson wrote about Edwin Edwards. And The Valley Shook uses the term you want to use, "damned waste of time."

BUT HEY A PLUS ONE WOULD BE A NICE CONSOLATION. We will believe it when Jim Delany finally pulls that redwood-sized stick out of his ass, but this would be a nice bit of consolation for a shittastic ending to the season.

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its the offseason!

FUCK CLEMSON!

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Seriously, fuck Clemson. Fuck them hard.

They fucked us twice on the field, then fucked us again in the polls by pants-crapping to Holgo.

Fuck Clemson.

::files butthurt report form::

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It is better to be the fuckor than the fuckee...

Yet VPI still ended up ranked higher than Clemson in both polls, and WVU in the Coaches Poll.

/you can’t explain that shit

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

How in the fucking hell did Virginia Poly outrank Wf'nVU?

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You Still Mad Bros? ;)

It’s not the Tiger’s fault that Kevin Steele won’t run a pressure defense against a team that respects the pass. Holgo got lucky on some flukes. Maybe we should have swapped opponents.

by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That word "luck," you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just deflecting some users' rant.

I could care less about some VPI / WVU “irreverent” border war.

by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If scoring 70 points is considered "lucky"

then I don’t want to be good.

Fuck Clemson.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

by ClarenceOveur on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I was responding to some Virginia-state whining about your team

“Laern too Reeed”

47-21 to LSU

49-23 to Syracuse? Really?

Fuck West Virginia too. Even the ACC didn’t want you.

by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, they didn't really want you, either.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dude, stop calling me dude. Minnesotta is mediocre at everything.

& Michigan hasn’t been nationally relevant since they bought Desmond Howard a car in 1992. And anyone who claims to pull for Michigan lost all trash talking rights when App. State humiliated them at home… forever.

by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, at least you can put 70-33 out of your mind . . .

. . . and look forward to basketball season. I always enjoy watching Clemson’s annual road trip to Chapel Hill. Then again, I still think that seeing Charlie Brown try to kick the football is funny.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And you're much better at ice fishing than Clemson.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

*LOL* Nice.

And I used to live in North Carolina. Unfortunately, we all have to put up with that dirty footprint every single winter.

by *AgentOrange* on Jan 10, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Son, you don't get to 70 "on some flukes"

Y’all got your ass handed to you, just like OSU did against Florida in 2006. Suck it up.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It's official

Jordan Jefferson was drunk last night.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:06 PM EST reply actions  

His team was so damn good this year he didn't have to do anything crazy.

And I never would have thought it possible, but it seemed last night like… he forgot how.

God Damn you Nick Saban, first you give Urban Meyer a heart condition and now you murder Les Miles’ whimsy.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Fixed

Jordan Jefferson was drunk last night.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

worked for Stephen Garcia

"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"

by Matty Light on Jan 10, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Condolences, all SEC bros

It’s hard to see our streak of going undefeated in National Championship games come to an end.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:06 PM EST reply actions  

team effort

very nice touch, sirrah.

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by whiskey_soup on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh

Only for the coach, as for actual resume as a program, fuck no. Tyrion would be a team that overcame its natural disadvantages and came up with a new way that overcame those disadvantages and made them advantages.

Mike Leach teams

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

"They said I'd never be a college QB"

/was a five star qb recruit

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit

I recall gator fans celebrating getting Tebow the moment he committed

by kizzak on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a battle between Alabama and Florida

If you have Alabama and Florida battling over recruiting you to play QB, you might be a highly touted recruit..

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

or Stephen Garcia

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

But remember-

Urban Meyer told Jevan Snead that the Gators were recruiting him as a Quarterback.

But aside from the joke, IIRC, there were recruiting ‘gurus’ who said that he wouldn’t end up playing much as a QB, regardless of being recruited to the position.

Of course, it’s well-known that they’re morons.

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by SolidStateMind on Jan 10, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents who are Gators celebrated when he commited to UF.

They asked me what I thought since I was a ‘Bama fan and I just told ’em that I always had a feeling he’d wind up there anyway. Thankfully, him not coming to Tuscaloosa hastened the departure of Shula and all would be well afterward.

by SilentJag on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That one I find bewildering.

I can see the high school one more because of the homeschooling thing causing eligibility issues, but still.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

his daddy also shopped (pimped) him around the greater jacksonville area

to find the best situation for timmay.

"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week." - GEN George S. Patton

by JaxNole on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Richt = Ned Stark

Good man, but nobody respects him because he follows the rules too closely.

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

/commits secondary violation

//commits secondary violation
///commits secondary violation
////commits secondary violation

///// is really sorry about it, though.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm surprised that nobody went with the obvious...

UGA is Sandor Clegane. I mean, aside from the whole “Dog” thing, there’s the parallel of being capable of ferocity, is rather bemused when he gets recognition, and, well, despite his best efforts, we know how that story ends.

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by SolidStateMind on Jan 10, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And Bobby Petrino is easy.

Petrino’s Arkansas = The “Late” Lord Frey

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and Missouri is Bryne of Tarth

ugly, would give her soul for the popular people like Jaime to love her, is dissapointed

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas has to be Lyssa Arryn, right?

Making A&M Robin Arryn.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

MAKE THE BAD MAN FLY!

bad man is Nebraska, yes?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No, Aggie is Lysa Arryn

Both batsh*t crazy.

Aggie fans are the Younger Arryn.
“Make the Longhorn fly!! I want to see the Longhorn fly!”

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama= Lord Tywin.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Notre Dame= Eddard Stark?

Grim, principled… [spoilered].

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say closer to Stannis

You’ll see why if you haven’t read the books.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hm.

I see your point. I was going to go with Michigan for Stannis, for similar reasons.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Michigan seems more Jon Snow like to me.

If you include all of the books. Consider the Rich Rod years his early time on the wall.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I see where you're going

but Michigan would have to be one of the “true blood” families, where that counted for something. See, f’rinstance, that whole “Michigan Man” thing, and compare it to Stannis’ speech about Renly, and why Stannis should be lord simply by right of birth order.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, in that case Notre Dame is definitely Stannis. :-)

Can’t you just hear him bitching about teh poors?

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotcha. For this year then:

Daenerys Targaryen is Michigan. Viserys is Ohio State.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/grinchsmile.gif

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If this, then Wisconsin=Khal Drogo

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Legit.

Who for the Old Bear?

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Texas?

For the whole “reconfigure the conferences” thing.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Army can be Aegon the Conqueror.

Let’s make Navy Rhaegar Targaryen.

Both were great back in the day, and both are dead (no spoiler), so it fits.

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Air Force.

Still sort of relevant, but in a place where it doesn’t really matter.

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, MIchigan might be ...er, you know what?

That’s spoiler city – old blood character introduced in the last book.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I MAD.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured it out after I posted, and legit.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

HEHEHEHEHE

I like the one you thought of better

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Are they doing reruns on HBO,

or is it available somewhere on the netflix/hulu/disc plane?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I recommend reading the books.

The TV series was surprisingly close to the arc of the first book, but you don’t have to wait 8 months to find out what happens next. :-)

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The flaw in that plan?

Third and fourth books SUCK. Badly. Just an utter shitshow.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hope you mean 4th and 5th

Storm of Swords was awesome.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Third had moments. "Awesome" is quite a stretch.

Actually, Storm of Swords is kind of like the Nibelunglied cycle. There’s parts of it that are really interesting and border on trancendance, but they’re surrounded by hours and hours of dreary fail.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, really?

A Storm of Swords is one of the most densely packed books I’ve ever read. Other than maybe the back half of Dany’s story, I can’t really think of any part of that book that is less than engrossing.

by JoeDawg15 on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm halfway through the third book, and it's ok...

… but I think it’s getting into that stage that all serial authors eventually get to where he’s just elongating the story with boring filler because he needs to stretch the story to fill more books.

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That's more book 4, really.

I liken it to a six-year old kid trying to tell the greatest story ever.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

If you think that about

ASoS… Crows and Dragons will bore you to tears. I liked them all, personally, but I love the characters, even when they aren’t doing a whole lot. 4 and 5 seem to be a lot of setup for what will have to be a really excited close to the series… assuming the old, fat bastard lives long enough to finish.

Formerly never_go_full_dabo

by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I worry that the last two books are going to be jam-packed

There’s one character in particular who really needs to be in place for the series to really start reaching its endgame, and the events of ADWD seemed to put that character even farther from being in place then that character was at the beginning of the book. The Winds of Winter is going to need to be either very long or very dense to even begin to start bringing some of the character arcs to a close.

by JoeDawg15 on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, Martin's one of those guys who wants to be viewed as a genius with his twists and turns

Like when his internet fans figure out all his surprises, he’s the sort that will change what he had planned just to be like “Nope, you were wrong!”

And I have this irritating feeling that his latest “twist” is that the character you’re talking about was a giant red herring from the start, in which case I will fly to New Mexico and beat him with one of my hardcovers for wasting hundreds of pages.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're talking about what I think you're talking about

I’ll be on the plane with you.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree. I don't know how he's going to make it work

if he’s really trying to get it all done in 7 books. I fear there will be a significant shift ahead in time, several years, perhaps, somewhere along the way.

I honestly think he got butthurt that all the fanboys figured out his plot twist and is trying to come up with something different. Which is going to be less than rewarding, and will likely result in EVERYONE dying, as opposed to just, you know everyone dying.

Again, this all hinges on fat man getting this done before he croaks. And at his current pace of a-book-a-decade, the odds ain’t gud.

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by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm optimistic (or stupid).

Part of the reason the fifth book took so long was because the chronology overlapped with the fourth. Book 6 will not have that problem.

by JoeDawg15 on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

LALALALALALA SHUT UP SHUT UP ALL OF YOU SHUT UP SHUT UP LALALALALA

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Spoiler alert: you do not give a shit about how ornate the armor is

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, Alabama and LSU players as Iliad characters, go!

Mathieu=Hector
Jesse Williams=Ajax
Jordan jefferson=Briseis

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Dooley: Helen

oh wait wrong team

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never seen a more beautiful description of a boar's tooth helmet

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

This character is a bit of a wild card.

Not sure what the character will end up doing, but I think it will be something important.

by JoeDawg15 on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I would hope so, the way their arc is going from what I've read

Also her interactions with the person you all are talking about indicates the person I’m talking about will figure in.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

One thing I will tell you.

Keep reading – the back half of A Storm of Swords is as far away from filler as you can get.

by JoeDawg15 on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm about 50 pages in to Storm of Swords

And I feel like more has happened already than the first 600 pages of Clash of Kings.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You're definitely right about that.

It slows down a little towards the middle. If JoeDawg is correct, though, I’m looking forward to the rest. :-)

To be fair, though, I’ve stretched the entire first half of SoS over basically the whole football season, due to all the distractions. I read the first two books in about 3 weeks each, so I anticipate polishing off SoS by the end of the month.

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by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I've read all five books.

Very much looking forward to DVD release because FUCK YOU, HBO.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Not available on any of the generic streaming/rental services

But should be available on HBO Go if you’re an HBO subscriber (with the right cable company). They’ll probably do a marathon or reruns as the new season approaches as week.

by Boy Howdy on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

DVD being released beginning of March.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Nebraska - Khal Drogo

Or is there someone else with a bloodthirsty temper and nothing to show for all their strength?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Pelinis

I saw Carl Pelini at Duffy’s in Boca Raton last Sunday—he came in w/ some recruits and a bunch of staff while my friend and I were drinking. He walked past our table and I was like “Hey Carl!” (note not using Mr. or Coach) and he turned and looked at me with the most confused look on his face, like his mom is the only person who ever calls him Carl.

I gave him a thumbs up.

by timephone on Jan 11, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Wisconsin, obviously.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

ALSO

Sample chapter of the sixth book available in the link below. SPOILERS, obviously.

http://www.georgerrmartin.com/if-sample.html

by JoeDawg15 on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to get spidery

But was it the Special Olympics crack?

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like it

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by 49er16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

SO LEAVE MACK BROWN ALONE!

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

also: Vince Young

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullshit.

Fuck Clemson is a hallowed meme around here.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I thank you on behalf of my special needs kid....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a process

I grew up in the ‘70s and ’80s and dropping the “R” word as a shorthand to describe something phenomenally stupid was pretty common. Then folks started realizing that you know, mentally disabled kids were everywhere, that they’re someone’s kid, and that those folks don’t like your goofing on their kid.

So I tried using another shorthand to describe Les Miles’ playcalling, seeing if I could manage to stay on this side of appropriateness.

I failed.

In the future, I’ll just go with a Fred Sanford “YOU BIG DUMMY” for Miles.

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to use the R word a lot myself....

Now I use “fool”, which implies willfull stupidity.

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by VandyImport on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Mea culpa

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by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations to co-national champions Alabama, LSU, and Oklahoma State.

All of which have essentially equal arguments. Well, at least long as you ignore the importance of conference.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST reply actions  

and defense.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

but bama's offense last night against LSU does not equal

bamas offense last night against OSU

IMO

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly

Okie State defense would have done better last night. The LSU defense never showed up.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

you think OSU's D would have held trent to 96?

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't agree with that

Alabama’s offense isn’t nearly as bad as its reputation suggests. LSU’s defense played the entire game with no breathers from their offense. Alabama played as clean an offensive game as you can play, with no turnovers or offensive penalties. Despite that, LSU held Bama to very average 6.9 yards per pass and 4.3 yards per rush. They stiffened as soon as Bama got on their side of the field and only gave up one touchdown, which was already in garbage time. It wasn’t a jaw-dropping performance but any means, but in light of having to play the entire game with no help from offense and no mistakes by Alabama, they played pretty good.

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by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm with you.

LSU’s defense did about as well as any could have done with the way the offense played.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU's defense wasnt the problem last night

They did pretty well with what they were given.

by UGAVike on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

Trade QBs, and LSU wins.

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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Not the game I watched.

LSU’s defense was insanely mansome for about 55 minutes of that game.

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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey hey hey guys, calm down.

This will all be settled on the field this weekend.

Right?

Guys????

by McSqueege on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama & LSU both

hung 30-40 points on teams all year. Game plans change against different opponents.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

bawwwwwwww

so cute.

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by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

OSU has no argument

A loss to a mediocre Cyclone team eliminates them entirely.

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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I see

Losing in OT the day after their school suffers a tragedy definitely wipes out all of the superior wins to Alabama they had.

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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

kindly leave the tragedy out of this.

they led that game after 3 quarters. the tragedy played no part in that loss.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Believe that if you want

but I have trouble seeing how it wouldn’t have affected them.

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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never bought this argument

Perhaps for the coaches, but I’m less convinced about the players

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i get it

i just dont see how you can lead after 3 quarters and lose in overtime, and suddenly blame it on the crash. if they had gone out and laid an egg completely, or blown them out, then yes, fine, include it. but to have the game all but won, and then crap it away should be blamed more on the players/coaches rather than a plan crash that while horrible and hurtful to the entire school, did not involve the football team

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

no, im merely stating that a tragedy involving the death of coaches from a different department of athletics

should not be used as a bargaining chip to gain a better position in the polls, period.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

A "bargaining chip"?

Seriously, what the fuck?

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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

But that’s a long, long ways from “used as a bargaining chip”:

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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, next step

Frankly your argument’s next extension is that “Well this loss shouldn’t penalize us as much because of circumstances”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

not saying YOU did this, or THE SCHOOL did

but trust me, i heard/saw plenty of fans that bordered on it, and it disgusted me.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, here's my position, and I'm done with it.

I think the tragedy affected the players and coaches to some extent.
With or without it, I think that OSU’s wins were far superior to Bama’s wins, and combined with the fact that Bama had already lost AT HOME to LSU, Ok State should have played last night.
When that is combined with LSU’s absolute shit-the-bed performance, I have no problem with the argument that OSU deserves a share of the title.

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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

this is fine.

see below. blame the loss itself on the crash? perfectly acceptable.

blame your poll standing on the crash? no. stop it.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

the argument was used, by both sides

to justify why they were more deserving.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that's actually not what you're stating above.

If that’s what you want to talk about instead, feel free. I don’t have any interest in that discussion.

by Erik T on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

re-reading it, i didnt clearly get my point across.

this was my original point, badly mangled by my original post.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

How about the near certainty that

no one on the field for Okie State actually knew the womens’ basketball staff killed in the crash, other than a “hi, Coach” hallway greeting?

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by The_Tusk on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, while it is incredibly sad...

… I sincerely doubt many people on the football team were thinking of the women’s basketball coaches while they played a football game. To suggest otherwise is to co-opt the memory of some good people who died too soon in order to justify a loss in an athletic competition. That’s distasteful.

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by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Distateful?

If you think that assuming kids mourn people dying at their school is distasteful, then I’ll gladly take it.

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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, this.

Stated far better and more concisely than I could manage.

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by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

OH BUT A FUCKING TORNADO TOTALLY RUINED ALABAMA'S SEASON

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure how to react to this, because not sure where youre taking it

but i never once heard anyone from the alabama side say that their position above Okie St was justified because of the tornadoes and how that affected them.

i heard plenty of Okie St. fans say that the iowa state loss shouldnt count as much because of the plane crash.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that was the retort I heard most often to the OSU plane crash argument

“Well our town was destroyed by a tornado, our center lost his gf, etc”.

For the record, both are stupid and I said so at the time. Trivializing the loss of human life over college fucking football is disgusting.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly. want to blame the loss on it? fine. no issue with that.

want to try and gain a better standing in the final polls by saying the plane crash should factor in? GTFO

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

plane crash vs. tornado

I heard both arguments used, and dismissed both arguers as idiots.

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by PW and EDSBSMD on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Save the tragedy card

It’s not like OSU has 1000 students. It’s a big school. How many of the football players/coaches had even met those coaches or knew them by name? I’d say a very small percentage. Anyway, the effect of that plane crash isn’t quantifiable. What is quantifiable is that OSU lost to a mediocre team. Neither LSU nor Alabama did that.

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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The Athletic department is a very tight community in general across schools. The girls teams are your dating pool in a lot of ways

the scout team for the girls bball teams are usually made up of football guys. So yeah, you know the coaches and the players pretty well.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

this

i refuse to assume no one group knew the other, because i cant make that assumption.

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

And while this tragedy was broadly shared across the athletic department...

… you don’t have to be Tom Rinaldi to find that tragedy visits athletes and coaches on every college team. Georgia had a safety play a game two days after his baby son was miscarried days before his due date. What happened to the Oklahoma State family was tragic. I don’t buy using it as an excuse for losing a game, not when Tom Rinaldi had fifteen stories already edited about how it galvanized the team to win.

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by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not saying it's an excuse for anything

I am saying that Athletic Departments tend to be pretty tightly knit. Coaches hang out with coaches, you go to other guys games to support their sports, you end up living with them, god fathering their kids, and so on. The bigger the school, the more isolated the Athletes, generally, and that tends to make cross sport relationships pretty tight (f’r instance my friend who played ball at Texas said his circle was entirely athletes and a few support folks). I’m just refuting the notion that they wouldn’t know each other- I KNOW at OSU they are tight, and it seems that way in most athletic departments.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a good point. I'd be shocked if many of the kids didn't know those coaches

and I’m sure some of them knew each other pretty well. That’s certainly the way it is at Georgia. I’m sure it had an impact on the players. I definitely don’t want to seem insensitive to the situation, either. I’ll just echo Lt. Nolan on it and say that I think it’s a little out of bounds to use a tragedy as any sort of an argument over something as insignificant as whether or not you got to play for a trophy, if for no other reason than you don’t know what kind of tragic situations the guys on the other team are carrying with them.

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by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone who assumes otherwise is dumb/misinformed.

i was never a college athlete but know that everyone in athletcis pretty much knows everyone else

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I am dumb and misinformed.

“Knows each other” and “tight-knit” are two different things. The KU football and baskteball teams know each other, but recent history suggests they are hardly tightly knit. How many of you have “known” someone who has died? Not a friend or a family member, but someone you met once or twice. How much of an affect did that have on you? Probably not much more than, “Well, that’s a shame.”

The groupthink here is suggesting that all athletic participants are cozy with each other regardless of sport or gender or role as player or coach. That is far too much to assume. Players on the same damn team sometimes barely tolerate each other. So pinning OSU’s 4th quarter meltdown on what is definitely a tradedy, but a tragedy that effected two coaches that most football players probably “knew” no more than in passing is a stretch. Clearly the coaches’ deaths had no effect during the first three quarters. So all of a sudden in the 4th quarter the tragedy hits home? Unlikey.

/waiting for excoriating counterarguments and attacks on my intelligence/morals

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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The groupthink here is informed by those of us who have played college sports and worked in college sports

We’re not assuming blindly, we’re basing it on what we saw at all of our schools, and at the games/matches/etc. of our opponents.

Furthermore, most of the discussion in this subthread is not connected at all to whether or not it contributed to them losing the game(which I think it definitely did), whether or not that should affect their standings in the polls(I don’t think it should, but I’m not as staunchly against it as Lt. Philip Nolan), so your last three sentences are you being a jerk when it comes to the ending of people’s lives and the effects of that sudden tragedy on people who were their friends.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Athletes often participate in a variety of events that the general school population doesn’t think about. Compliance meetings, academic banquets, shooting the shit in line for the drug tests, volunteer work, FCA, the student athlete association, etc. Athletic department academic advisors are savvy as to what professors are desirable for what courses, so athletes tend to be scheduled into lots of the same classes. When you get to school as an athlete, you have one built-in identity as a team, and the “general athlete” identity also develops because you bond with all the other incoming freshman attending all the same meetings, going to pick up books, etc. You get invited to each other’s parties, go to each other’s competitions, and become friends.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep-

I heard about more parties during treatment than at any other location on campus

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha! Forgot about that!

That’s how one of my teammates started dating Ronnie Brown.

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a jerk.

I admit it. But all the examples of bonding posted on this subthread are of bonding among athletes, not among althlete for Sport A and the coaches for Sport B.

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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

This is an argument that you, me, any Alabama person is not going to win.

They have there talking points. They aren’t going to deviate from them nor question the logic.

Just sit back and realize that they are their own version of the Alabama fans they ridicule that say “…but for the missed FGs in Tuscaloosa the Crimson Tide was the better team that night.”

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not even an Alabama person.

Personally, I’d have rather seen LSU v. OSU last night even though I think Alabama is better than OSU. And I think Alabama is better than OSU because Alabama didn’t lose to a mediocre team like OSU did. And I think excusing OSU’s loss because of a tragedy that likely had little impact on the OSU football team is bullshit.

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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

They're just grasping at the straws they have in front of them.

They will NEVER concede any point they think they have in this particular argument.

That Bama won the vote vs. OSU in the end of regular season Coaches Poll, the end of Regular season Harris Poll, the end of season AP, the scoreboard count in the MNCG, and the final Coaches Poll and the final AP poll is of little consequence to them.

Maybe they can get bumper stickers that state: UA – not MY National Champion

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool story.

you shouldn’t have had the opportunity to garner those votes. “you had your chance”

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

According to the rules...

Ummm, apparently we get a second chance!

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT SAYING IT SHOULD HAVE PROPELLED OkSU OVER ALABAMA

Fucking Alabama reading comprehension

HINT: Here’s ^^^^^ the first dig I’ve taken at you guys today.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

I’m just saying it’s more logical that most of the football players barely knew those coaches and therefore weren’t that affected by their deaths. I’m also saying it’s more illogical to assume that everyone in an AD is so tightly knit that the death of a coach in sport A affects the athletes playing sport B. I’m further saying that it is illogical to think that if the football players were so emotionally down because of the tragedy, they would have led for 3 quarters then lost in the 4th. If they were really down, they would have stunk for all 4.

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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And, holy shit I guess I need to repeat it, you have no idea if their performance for the first three quarters was, in fact, stinky.

Because you don’t know the game would have gone otherwise. Hell, maybe they’d have been up 50 on ISU by that point.

We can say that the effect was probably big, or probably small, or probably purple, but to quote the first three vs. fourth quarters as evidence of anything is idiotic.

by Erik T on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Supremely idiotic.

Hyperbole wins. I submit to your logic. Nothing can be known or gleaned from human experience. Everything is flux. Heraclitus was right (as much as he could be).

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by Slum C on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Without saying anything RE the polls and how the crash should or shouldn't affect them,

This is absolutely the case.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Look, the plane crash is not an acceptable excuse...

UNLESS it happens to an SEC team. Then you’ll just have to understand and allow their team into the BCS game,

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by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi there! I'm your argument.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Yes, which is why Florida hasn't played in a BCS title game ever.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Auburn in 2006 was ranked 8th (by Coaches, 9th by AP) and went 11-2

Ole Miss in 2008 was ranked 15th (by Coaches,14th by AP) and went 9-4.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And Ole Miss beat 1-loss Texas Tech in the Cotton Bowl, right?

But still, quality of loss is not exactly the #1 criteria for ranking teams. For me, anyway.

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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if I buy the quality of loss argument either

but saying Florida’s 2006 and 2008 losing games were against mediocre teams isn’t really accurate. I would think you’re not in mediocre range until you drop behind the 20th rank mark at the earliest.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, fine, whatevs, Gator Fans.

2007 LSU then.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Losing to Kentucky

You’ll hear no arguments from me.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I would argue that 2007, not this year,

was the first time the BCS employed its “tie goes to the SEC” selection procedure. I went to sleep after the conf. championship games convinced that Oklahoma and LSU would be practically tied in the polls. And I still don’t understand how it was considered so cut and dry.

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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This^

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

Bama clinched a share of the SEC West title last night.

by UGAVike on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, post-season

And Michigan State caught a piece of the SEC East if you want to use that logic. Bama shouldn’t have had the opportunity

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That's all they did, though.

There is nothing “national” about their BCS Championship Game Victory.

by UGAVike on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Rules?

Take it from me, there are no BCS rules other than the ones voters invent in their own minds.
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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

you misinterpret "voters"

You mean “bcs chair people”

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

YES.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

remember when SEC people were arguing that a couple of years ago?

This year, not so much.

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by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

"SEC people" = bammers

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I should have been more specific

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by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I should have been more specific too

everyone was arguing that a few years ago (myself included), bammers the only ones in the “not so much” category this year.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, I was on the "you need to win the conference title" bus when that argument hurt UGA.

In 2007 when Dawg fans were agitating for a spot in the BCS title game, I was very much opposed to it because I didn’t feel like it was earned. There’s only one thing that you control, and that’s the conference title (especially in leagues with a title game). Everything else is putting it in the hands of people who vote.

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by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I sort of agree with the premise because of the last part

“When there is another 1 loss team who DID win their conference”

I think it is possible, however unlikely, for the two best teams in the country to be from the same conference and even the same division. IF (HUGE if) the BCS game is supposed to match the two best teams…well do you take them? If they had’t already played each other I think the argument to take them both stands up a lot better. Having played eachother, the impulse is to look at it as a tournament from which the team that lost has been eliminated.

The real problem: There is no way that this system can be reasonably said to determine a true national champion.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I get you

but “best” is a subjective term. Objective evidence should be the deciding factor.

Ex-post evidence can be used today to crown Ablamamma, but ex-ante saying that the Tide was the “best” team had no substantiated backing.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

The only true ways (in my mind) to determine a “Best” team or “champion” team are through either a round robin or through a real (even if truncated) playoff system.

Obviously round robin wouldn’t work under these circumstances

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Or, you know, a divisional system where there were twenty teams per division and they all played twice, and the top finisher would be champion and the bottom three would go down to the next division

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

20 teams per divison

And they all play twice? YEAR ROUND FOOTBALL? MAKE IT SO.

As to your real suggestion, it’s brilliant, but for reasons talked to death here, it will not happen.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh...

They always point out more football= more stress and injuries on the players.
And I sympathize with Linemen. The years they get to play are short, extra stress burns them out faster. As a result I don’t think you could do year-round football at the college level. You could at the pro level (by having two league in different seasons and with players only playing in one league/season)

Also, that many teams and games would take forever

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Increase roster limits,

and institute platoon systems for linemen. Just a thought…

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by DrBundy on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious answer to sarcastic question.

Well done.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry.

My sarcasm detector is a bit out of whack these past few days.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

If only we had a group of smaller schools...

Who didn’t play for the BCS who could test such a playoff theory…

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

man!

that’d make things worlds easier!

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

There are three things I'm reasonably certain of this morning

1) OSU deserved the shot more than Bama (only because Bama lost to the only team that truly earned their ticket)
2) OSU was shut out because their conference and others opposed a +1 suggested by the SEC a few years back and chose to compete in a flawed, subjective system.
3) Bama is the champion under that system.

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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed to disagree on (1)

but all I really care about is (3). although I could add (4) the system needs to change.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed on (4)

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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And if the other team in the Sugar Bowl had been Stanford (hypothetically)

I would agree that Bama deserved the shot more than OSU.

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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

While I hate to give Bama this, number two is correct

Sucks for the players, but the schools decided to maintain a terrible system, and now it’s biting them in the ass. Six years of SEC national championships will be the fastest way for other conferences to support some playoff/plus-one

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Except the Big 12 has no concept of a Run defense.

Nor any kind of defense like either LSU or Bama run.

LSU’s offensive struggles != success for OSU.

by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

OSU gave up a lot of yards, but also led the country in takeaways.

Jordan Jefferson vs. that type of D would’ve been….interesting.

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by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, don't really think so...

If LSU followed their normal gamplan, they’d just bludgeon Okie State’s defense to death with their platoon of backs and then burn ’em with play-action.

by SilentJag on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Everything is a function of the team you play

Big XII = high octane, pass-heavy offenses = more opportunities for picks.

SEC = run first, conservative offenses (ex-Arky) = possibly more fumbles but not as many chances for takeaways.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

but more punts, hence more optys for special teams plays

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And brutal hard hitting

Hellacious defense

Barring Alabama playing, you might as well have shipped the crystal to Baton Rouge had OSU played..

by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll never know.

As I joked elsewhere, Gundy should start calling OSU the People’s Champ, call out Bama for being scared, then crash the victory parade with his team and take out Saban with a chairshot.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

seriously?

but you don’t know that. you don’t fucking know that

you have no way of knowing how those coaches would have prepared, what they would have seen in their film review, what they would have tried to exploit. Have you read Chris Brown’s review of the smash routes Bama ran all night against LSU? There are ways to beat any team at any time. Different match-ups and you don’t know. Saban vs. Miles in this context is very similar, very familiar. Somewhat easier to prepare for.

There’s nothing stopping me from saying that the game would have been terribly different from the WVU game or the Aub/Ore game last year. High octane O puts up yards, but risky plays lead to turnovers.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Haters-quality response right there.

I award you one Internet National Championship roll tahd

by Erik T on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

cool fucking story, hurrr, etc

prove me fucking wrong. and congrats on finally joining Florida in the circle of tradition-rich teams with 2 BCS Championships. I was hoping the SEC would get a little more tradition.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/rings cowbell

//runs out of traditions

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the annual beating of a big ten team isn't enough?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

has to be semi-annual at best.

but it was an epic beating.

/beats UCF 10-7 in Liberty Bowl
//goes on 84 hour binge

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

UF still has one more than Albamambam since I've been alive

since I’m 50% older than most of you, that’s long enough for me.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

I’m using Alablapper math since I’m arguing with a Bammer. I’m counting the 1984 Championship that we don’t recognize.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And yet, I only claim 9 titles.

You’re applying a whole set of meme’s to someone who is hating on you for saying we don’t deserve the win that we clearly earned.

by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong.

Unless you’re 17, and assume the rest of us are 12.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

50% older?

Ahem, youngster

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

A+ quality trolling

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I can prove you wrong with the Texas Alabama game

The style of D that the Big 12 plays, in no way resembles SEC defense.

OSU has put up a ton of points on Big 12 defenses, and beat a Pac 12 team.

LSU is the only team that Alabama didn’t put up a ton of points on, and vice versa.

Either team would have killed OSU, just like both teams KILLED Florida. You’re just bitter.

by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

So your argument is based upon

Bama leading UT’s backup, true freshman QB by 3 points with 3 minutes to play?

TOTAL. FUCKING. DOMINATION.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well for fuck's sake, if only 2009 Albamflamadamma had been playing last night

1) Doesn’t matter
2) yes they did
3) b/c LSU played a different offensive game plan against a better D and didn’t have the optys for take-aways
4) YOU. DONT. KNOW. THAT. And yea, we’re bad. Goes to show you didn’t play a tough schedule.

And calling me bitter? Don’t be a bitch. I would’ve been plenty happy for LSU. It’s a matter of principle, and the sustainability of college football, which is now going to begin a steady decline in quality & ratings.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Bama squeaking in meant

the SEC was guaranteed its first BCS MNC loss. Harf harf.

But seriously, no, I’m not as happy. I’m thinking beyond this year, looking at ratings, looking at how angry the rest of the country is. College football has been in a pretty clear bull market for sometime. Now, all bull markets end but there is always some sort of catalyzing moment of excess that pops the bubble. The SEC’s arrogance & superiority in taking both MNC game spots, taking both $17mm+ payouts is the equivalent of Ken Lay’s $8,000 umbrella stand.

This will bring about change, change that ruins what is good about college football. I think inside of this decade, the SEC, or something similar, will be ostensibly broken off into some sort of semi-pro developmental league. Will it have any connections to academics? Will it be as pure & passionate as it has been? I think no.

$5mm / year coaches and teams changing divisions is just like the massive pay package Dick Grasso received and all the M&A that occurred. It’s just not good for the sport.

So, congrats on the win. Happy for the SEC for the moment. College football won’t look the same in 10 years and that is sad to me.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That I can agree with, but I believe it was enevitable.

If LSU had won over OSU, they still would have done this.

Nobody wants a conference to be that much head and shoulders above.

Thus the talk about an 80-man scholarship rule. Doing everything they can to keep the SEC down.

by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It was

but unfortunately your favored team is the one that is easy to point to and thus is receiving the brunt of my rage today. Apologies.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

A lot of short term history

I agree they’ve been head and shoulders above for the past 10 years – winning 7 in that time. What about the 40 years before that? I count 9 total – most of them Bama. How is that a dominant conference? If you are 20 years old, that’s a near lifetime of domination. If you are 30 years old, it’s a very long (and annoying if you aren’t ESSEEESEE) stretch. If you are 40, it’s a good streak.

The SEC is very good – probably will be for years to come. If they aren’t though, all the SEC homers are going to sound just like the rest of the “tradition warglegarble” people.

I think most college football fans can survive the utter humiliation at the hands of our SEC overlords, and work towards convincing ESPN to take said SEC nuts out of their mouths with play on the field, vs. secession from the sport.

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by Idubbz on Jan 10, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree along the long timeline, from the fan's perspective

But you’re overlooking how the money involved in the sport has grown exponentially. Every year the total pie grows by a huge amount, and is concentrated evermore in the hands of the top few teams & conferences. Delaney et. al. seeing those sort of dollars flowing to the hands of the SEC will accelerate the timeline of displeasure with the system.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Meyer, can you tell me why I came to EDSBS today?

You know, as I do, and as I did, that it was a mistake.

by Erik T on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

High octane O puts up yards, but risky plays lead to turnovers.

Which we proved, in spades, this past September.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

This...

Makes me miss Hal Mumme, et al.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

We hired his son at Davidson. I IZ EXCITE

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I've started to dislike mumme honestly,

but for [SPIDERY] reasons. I didn’t even know he had a son. What’s he like?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know but he's an airraid guy and apparently a pretty damn good one

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Well if he turns out to be any good I am adding him to the “Potential Hires if Things Bottom out in 2012” list for Kentucky

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

CANNOT HAZ

anyway, I’m sure we pay our guys better than you do

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Woah, he played for kentucky?

Under his dad. How did I not know that until now.
And if you pay better than us I will be SOOOOOOO….not surprised..

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No concept of a run defense?

Check out who’s tied for 6th

(There’s a reason why Texas won eight games this year with an absolutely putrid offense.)

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that argument is fallacious.;

Texas had the #2 run defense when they played Alabama in 2009. We saw how “good” that run defense actually was against teams that actually… .RAN the ball.

Big 12 Run Defense != SEC run defense and you really know that.

by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice rebuttal, except that we're talking about 2011, not 2009.

Four teams from the Big XII were in the top 25 in rushing in 2011, and yet, nobody knows how to run the ball in the Big XII and so therefore, Texas’ rush defense is somehow suspect.

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we talking about the Big XII or Texas?

Cause Texas’s D is/will be legit. Unfortunately their offense is built around having a star QB, and when they don’t it is inept.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I was talking about the Big 12 as a whole.

And that Big 12 rush defense is at least a hollow argument till tested.

by Durdens Wrath on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, and Ohio State was

world-beating and un-fucking-touchable in 2006. 41-14. YOU. DON’T. KNOW.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

They were certainly the best in the year.

Which has fuck-all to do with anything else you’re saying.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And yet Jefferson couldn't.

Of course, he’s the same guy that identified the author of the Declaration of Independence as “George Jefferson”.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

they were great defenses, against SEC offenses

The Alabammlama schedule was so weak we just don’t know

We saw what Georgia Southern did. And btw, you guys allowed more yards to LSU than we did to tOSU, so…

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ah!
you guys allowed more yards to LSU than we did to tOSU

/points at tOSU’s stable of QB’s

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Inflated stats were inflated.

Saban decided to stop throwing completely in order to spin the clock, and damn near cost his team the game by doing so.

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by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

When I lived down there, I couldn't listen to Bobby Hebert and Big Chief on WWL on the ride home or I came home talking like that.

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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sure I'll piss off many

and I’m sure my accent annoys many. But the type of accent Hebert has is like fingernails on a chalkboard for me.

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Cajun mixed with copious amounts of bourbon

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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

redundant

We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.

by JoeT63 on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

It does tend to rub off on you.

But I like it.

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorite part of their show was the last hour. By then they'd be hammered and fighting about whether they were fighting with each other.

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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I always listen to them on the post-Saints game drive from New Orleans to Mobile.

I think my favorite was when they recently got into it because Hebert said “shit.” When called on it, he got mad, but somebody made the point that it didn’t matter because nobody could understand what he was saying anyway.

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Bobby thought the FCC only banned merde.

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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm thats actually a really interesting question

There isn’t a specific list of words or some-such that the FCC maintains. But there was a case (I think after Pacifica) that had a list and that’s basically what they use (as far as I understand it. Though they use a general/vague definition of profanity and then restrict profanity. So I guess foreign profanity could result in a fine/penalty…but I’ve never heard of them doing that

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

George Carlin disagrees

The Seven Words You Can’t Say On TV

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or is “shit” falling off that list pretty quickly?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on if it's broadcast or cable....

But yeah, I think the list’s probably down to about 4 or 5 now.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember hearing shit on Roseanne

That’s been, what, 15-16 years ago?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

But the words that are banned now are status words

Slurs for homosexuals, minorities, and various types of disabled don’t fly.

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by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh thats different.

The FCC uses a different theory/basis for handling those sorts of things.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh...

That is Pacifica. So yeah he probably disagrees with the SCOTUS

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the post-game for the Dallas game in '09

When the Saints were 12-0 going into it. Bobby got shithouse drunk, called the Baltimore Ravens the “Raisins” all night in a totally un-ironic fashion, and dropped the s-bomb more than once. Deke kept trying to keep him under control, then in a defeated tone said something along the lines of, “well it’s not like anyone can understand what the hell you’re saying anyway”. Bobby was slipping mid-sentence between Cajun French and English, too. It was a wild ride that night. We threw extra logs on the fire to sit up and listen to that all night.

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by DrBundy on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

that was one of the best one's that i can remember.

i’d pay for audio of that show to listen to on long drives.

/makes note to search interwebs

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Bobby might be a drunk, and often a fool,

but by COTG, I love to listen to him.

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Night time,

no interference from the sun, relatively clear night, and a shit-ton of power behind the signal = AM waves bounce off the ionosphere and can be picked up in far away lands. Or something like that anyway.

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by DrBundy on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a funny crack on Nate Newton's ESPN radio show yesterday

Jean-Jacques Taylor was teasing the next segment about the Mavericks visiting Obama at the White House, and said “And our man Nate here knows something about vising the White House.” Brian Broaddus cheerfully piped up with “Both the of ’em!”

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

We did an all-Felon NFL roster the other day.

It would be a very, very good team.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

How did I miss that?

Was here for the All-Coke Baseball team.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

This was on Twitter

But it would be another good offseason distraction.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnny Jolly would have generated fantastic pass rush.

well, assuming the cough syrup didn’t make him lethargic.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Deke doesn't drink.

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by DrBundy on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I rather like Courtney Upshaw

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boring?

fear is never boring.

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by kleph on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

WOXY pet band auto-rec!

You actually linked the second version of the song. The original was from Cincy cult heroes, the Raisins, who then joined up with Adrian Belew and rerecorded it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsFTi1DuZ8U

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by DevilGrad on Jan 10, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i like that version better

due to belew’s guitar solo. the new version of the raisins, the psychodots, have a version of it as well.

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by kleph on Jan 10, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeff Tedford was impressed with Jordan Jefferson last night

And was wondering if he’s available to transfer to Cal?

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by 49er16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST reply actions  

Why pass up an opportunity to stick with a struggling quarterback long past the point of no return?

/LONGSHORE-RILEY FLAME ON!!!!

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by VandyImport on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok the bama helmet thing is just creepy y'all

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR X

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta rep the alma mater, bro

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

One of them looks

like it’s trying to escapee.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

They'll print more for the Wal-Mart tour...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"The game that counted"

As if Alabama fans can count.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gary Bettman says "Fuck that" and makes a fantasy draft

/Jonathan Toews continues to sit looking pissed off as Patrick Kane continuously doesn’t pick him

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Except they get A NEW CAAAAAAHH!

Which makes it even more hilarious because Toews was picked like second to last

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

saw that last night. someone said "what a stupid hat"

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/was going to buy an Orange Bowl Champions shirt....

//quit when I saw the slogan

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the fuck does that even mean

D-1 National Champs? Because you certainly weren’t fucking division champs, or conference champs.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

ther can be only d'one

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

But they can't take our FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

(I know its a different reference, just flow with it.)

by McSqueege on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Get bonus points for single-handedly refuting

the “every game counts!” crowd.

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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you make a butthurt sounding t-shirt

after winning the national championship?!??!

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh Jesus.

I’d rather see the duckface.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The elusive chest pass arm punt

it doesn’t happen often people enjoy it

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by WVPiratesfan on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST reply actions  

Last time I saw a QB give the ball to a defense so blatantly

Neil O’Donnell was throwing the ball to Larry Brown.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

you clearly missed Jacory's entire career

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

really? kentucky?

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Gus Frerotte on line one

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Brett Favre wonders why you are ignoring him.

/Decides to throw his last pass on team Wrangler jeans directly into the arms of a 33 year old bread salesman playing on the other team.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/showspenis

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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do you think they're not playing shirts and skins on the commercial?

Wrangler doesn’t want it to be obvious that Favre was picked off.

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Yeah, me too....

For the wrong fuckin’ team.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that anyone cares...

But it is Tuesday, January 10, 2012, and college football still makes me sad.

On the bright side, I think Dooley is going to take Steele off our hands. I don’t really understand it, but I love it.

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by that1blackClemsonfan on Jan 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST reply actions  

Anger
I am beyond pissed, and I have no one to complain to
but I can’t bear to go apeshit on this thread knowing full well that every asshole bama fan on RBR is going to put the naked pictures of their cousin with a dildo up her ass away for the night so they can jerk off to disappointed LSU fans who, unlike Bama, don’t get a second chance to avenge their first loss.

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

He mad

But, everything he said was truthful

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

More likely to be a sister than a cousin.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

So you'd be opposed to a best out of three, then?

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Who, me?

I’d be all for playing LSU again and Okie State if they really wanted some.

by SilentJag on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Says, wait for it...

The Alabama fan

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the very first post on "And The Valley Shook"

didn’t even need to read the rest

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/OHokie'sCatSoon.jpeg

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

And I thought Saban could stare through your soul.

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

We vaguely talked about this last night. We need to do an alternate Oscar planning thread soon.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I am.

Same username as here.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh funsies!

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't know why LSU fans are so bitter

South > Nation as a whole, therefore SEC > NCAA as a whole, therefore SEC Champion > NCAA Champion, therefore LSU IS BEST H8RZ.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Wait, I thought conference didn't matter.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what

Somewhere, someone is making this argument. And if this were the other way around, half of Alabama would be doing so.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

How far can you get into this article before laughing at Mark Schlabach's stupidity?

I made it to Michigan State at #9.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions  

It's not a preseason Top 25 without Virginia Tech

At least Schlabach didn’t put them as the random 10th team in the Top 10

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Your post made me laugh

Didn’t even need to follow the link.

PS – I am a UGA fan and he has them at #6, which is absurd.

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Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.

by jadams4148 on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on whether

Rambo and Shawn Williams stay or go. If they stay, then I see improvement. If they go, then I don’t.

by UGAVike on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, I still haven't bought in regarding Aaron Murray.

He seems to show flashes of real skill only to mellow that out with some serious mistakes.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just hoping that continued coaching helps increase the amount of the former and decrease the amount of the latter

Unfortunately, UGA quarterback coaching has been lacking, to say the least. David Greene goes from best UGA QB ever to NFL washout? Stafford is the only QB in the last 10 years amounting to anything, and that’s out of sheer innate talent

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Confused

Do you mean to say that Greene struggling in the NFL is a reflection on UGA coaching?

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm saying he didn't get great preparation

Luckily he had great support and comparatively weak opponents during his college time

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta disagree on your coaching as it relates to Greene point

He didn’t have a cannon arm that one typically needs to become successful there. Doesn’t seem to me that UGA coaches could have done an awful lot to develop that aspect of his skill set. Instead, Richt used Greene’s wits and accuracy to manage games and win many.

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

NFL scouts and Stafford himself say that UGA's coaching had him ready for the pros.

David Greene didn’t have an NFL arm. The fact that he got there at all is a testament to his heart and the coaching he received, in my opinion.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

So he's basically John Brantley

Without the flashes of real skill part

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Essentially.

John was just mediocre to bad. Aaron Murray goes from great to mediocre to bad and then back around.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully we will have a running game with a pulse

next year, which should take some of the pressure off of Murray that made him force plays and make questionable decisions.

by UGAVike on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

We lose 3 OL starters

From an OL that was not very good. I don’t see the offense improving much. Running game seems to be a foreign concept (fuck the read draw, goddamnit to hell.) Passing game depends on opponent respecting the run (see SECCG for confirmation that they do not.)

Defense will be good and have more depth.

Kickers will be young (but can’t be worse.)

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Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.

by jadams4148 on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

MarK Schlabach is an idiot.

He is the Greg Marmalard of CFB sportswriters.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Without looking

Notre Dame in the top 10?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, somewhere around 20

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I read it.

Or looked at the order, at least. It’s whatever. I feel like next year’s champion will be someone no one’s talking about this year, a la Auburn 2010. USC will play their yearly game of “spin-the-arbitrary-loss-to-a-random-Pac-12-team-wheel,” LSU will revert to their random two losses a year, and Bama will lose to Michigan week one. Hell, TCU and WVU might be teams to watch.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll feel much better about any speculation of WV's fortune....

Once I know Jeff Casteel really is staying in Morgantown.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

This is an important retention.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

FSU at 8.

Seriously? I’m an alum and, sigh, a fan, and even I demand that they show something on the fucking field of play before getting ranked in the top 10 again.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit

What’s wrong with being 15th or so?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm ok with this.

Makes October all the more entertaining (and bearable while UF set themselves on fire).

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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Rightfully no

We won’t sniff the top 5 in the SEC for 2-3 years, let alone top 25 in the country. Not without serious linebeef.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's see

Sept. 1: Bowling Green W
Sept. 8: at Texas A&M* W
Sept. 15: at Tennessee *W
Sept. 22: Kentucky *W
Oct. 6: LSU *L
Oct. 13: at Vanderbilt * W
Oct. 20: South Carolina *L
Oct. 27: vs. Georgia (at Jacksonville) *L
Nov. 3: Missouri *W
Nov. 10: Louisiana-Lafayette W
Nov. 17: Jacksonville State W
Nov. 24: at Florida State L

Anything from 8-4 to 6-6 would be unsurprising

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

But what about that Murderer's row of a November schedule?

Sheesh. Have some fucking dignity, gata. Schedule your cupcakes in September.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You're barking up the wrong tree

I’ve been criticizing Foley for that shit for years.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, that cupcake November schedule has one almost-certain loss

and another entirely probable loss.

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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

PLEAAAAAASE beat A&M.

Or you will hear “OMG OMG WE WON OUR FIRST S-E-C GAME EVARRRRR WHOOOOOOOOOOP!” for the rest of your days.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point I see no reason to think we'll have an easier time next year

beating any team with a pulse. Which certainly should include A&M and Mizzou. Shit, I see 4 games on there I feel comfortable marking as likely wins. Kentucky and the cupcakes. Not even Vandy…

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by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

On the road

I give us a 50/50 shot. They lose a lot of starters right?

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Including, on offense, the starting QB, one of the RBs, and I think half of the receivers.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

and new coach, no?

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure would be nice to have Sherman in there

Bout the only way we could score points

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's because the relatively short term notice with the scheduling

Otherwise we probably would have distributed the cupcakes as we always have (frontloaded with one before the FSU game.)

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? You again?

Take a look at who the non-cupcakes are, then come talk to me about the rigorous “murderer’s row” of Northwestern, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota and whomever else you play * every year *

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Conference foes are conference.

If November is loaded with Kentucky, Vandy, and Ole Miss to go with your FSU game, you get no disrespect from me on this issue.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

South Carolina will be winnable being at home

As will Georgia since they are Georgia with Mark Richt at the helm. I just don’t know exactly how shitty our offense will be next year.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

we are losing 4(?) scholarship O-Linemen

and have only three OL commits at the moment. We’re absolutely fucked in the SEC for 2+ years. DL we have those two that one Juco coming in who has some size so expect a whole lot more 14-10 type games.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

/vomits

I wonder if we’ll ever have a good offense again

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

We have a, like, Top 5 recruiting class! We only need, like, 2 old guys to jump in with our all-world recruits on the O-line and everything will be fine!

right?
right?

I’M SO EXCITED
I’M SO EXCITED
I’M SO…SO….SCARED

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

For that blast class EVAR

Urb sure didn’t recruit much in the way of O-linemen.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he didnt.

Which is why FUCK HIM.

Also, I’m very wrong. We had only 1 senior guard, David Young. We also lose a senior long-snapper, Cody Hampton.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

James Wilson.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

oh and Dan Wenger

dammit, I only sorted for “SR” not “RSR” so I missed to redshirts. GODFUCKDAMMITPISSASS. We do lose 3 on the line and only taking one in.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Wenger do anything for you this year?

He was a good kid, but never really did anything for us.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Warm body. Played more at the end of the year.

Serviceable or at least appeared so compared to the rest of our O-Line

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't recall him being a gamebreaker

then again, not knowing hearing name means he wasn’t being a traffic cone / turnstile / penalty magnet like the rest of the line, so he was probably fine.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Sort?

I just go by my head.
:(
And Lord, Wilson came in with as much hype as anyone that recruiting cycle. Juts never translated it to the field.

Urbz’ issue was he only seemed to chase the ************ star linemen, he wouldn’t settle for a project 3-star hometown kid and develop him.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK EXCITEMENT

JUST GET ME A FULL 85 SCHOLARSHIP ROSTER GODFUCKING DAMMIT.

We were at 68(?) scholly players at year end, graduating 20 and 2 more are transferring.

at this point I’ll take anyone over 6’4 & 280lbs, to hell with stars.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

William Steinmann special?

He and I had a class together at UF.
James Smith (the long snapper after Casey) basically recruited him and convinced him to try out.
He walked on.
Made the team.
Is graduating this year.
Oh, he is 6’5" and 270lbs. So obviously Weis converted him to TE this year…

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm 6'4 and 220.

I still have 4 years of eligibility. I’m thinking about going to law school & walking on at WR or something.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at a D1 school you don't

For football, the rules are different, and you’ve used yours up

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You have 5 years to play four, starting with the first year you enroll as a full time student

So, assuming he enrolled full time in his first fall, graduated in 4 years and didn’t just graduate in May, he’s missed his window

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait a second

This means Sinbad and Scott Bakula should have been ineligible in Necessary Roughness. Are you saying movies lied to me and aren’t real?!?!

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps they changed the rules after the movie?

/drawing at straws

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU RUINED MY DREAMS

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You ruined my bowl game!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU STOLE MY WIF----errrr, my COACH

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

dey tuk yer jerbs!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YOU STOLE ALL OUR OLD PEOPLE

ON SECOND THOUGHT, KEEP THEM!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Does that mean I can be the 5'10" 165lb 2nd string practice WR/CB combo

that becomes a fan favorite at the end of the year when I get a TD on an INT against FSU in garbage time?

/gonna make that Rudy money
//I’ll stay onsides though
///has actually thought about patent / IP law
////really just wants to go back to only having 3 hours a day scheduled and drinking every night with no recourse or remorse

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Boozy -

Don’t go to law school.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

Patent law is big money, but to be a patent prosecutor you have to have an undergrad degree in a hard science(which is relatively broad) and you have to take a 2nd bar exam (called the patent bar).

But if you’re a patent lawyer, all your firm every has you do is patent prosecution which is boring, dull mundane hell. And pretty crazy hours from what I understand.

Upside? There is a guy here in DC can’t be older than 40, he drives a Bentley…his license plate? “PATENTS”

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and this

and the fact that the patent office has gone to teh dumbz and is giving out patents for things that shouldn’t be patent-able.

I recently submitted a patent on the letter ‘R’. Hopefully it goes through and all you fucke*s will have to pay to use it.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The patent bar...

actually advocates for a HIGHER patent acceptance rate. Of course that’s because it is financially in their best interest.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/statin patents expire

///ALLL THE MONEEEEZ

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by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And after a few years

when that one expires, you’ll apply for a derivative patent on lowercase ‘r’ and it will just keep on going.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Patent bar is really hard

Much much harder than the bar bar

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

A friend did EE in 3.5 years

Law in 3.
Currently studying for patent bar.

dumbest smart person I know.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

had a friend

who locked himself in a room for 3 days and passed it.

//coolstorybro

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

correct.

Haz cousin who is Patent Atty. So I’ve talked.
I haz degree in the engineering.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I say again

Don’t do it.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at a D1 school you don't

For football, the rules are different, and you’ve used yours up

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn double post

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

How come?

Because he didn’t use any eligibility in undergraduate?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

For D1 sports, you have 5 years, for D2 and D3, you have 10 semesters

I don’t know what the rule is, but it doesn’t matter if he played or not- just if he was a full time student or not(12 credit hours)

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm 6'2 and 165 lbs

and still have 4 years of eligibility. Although, I’m not sure that I would last in the SEC, maybe big east though.

by McSqueege on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't help.

High metabolism and crohn’s = lanky bastard.

by McSqueege on Jan 10, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Age might

Was 6’2" 185 when I graduated…6 months later I was 205. all muscle gain. Quality food does wonders.

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Urbz recruited linemen?

I’m damn near certain Urbz misconstrued “SEC Speed” to mean skill position players and just went after every single track star, hummingbird & bumblebee that could hold a football. OL & DL be damned!

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I could see it going 12-0

or 2-10. We really don’t know shit about next season. Or at least Texas fans don’t.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Tennessee doesn't consider you an auto-win any more.

The journey of a thousand li begins with one step, UK.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

While this year hurt

I am willing to give Joker more than 2 years to get things going. After next year…I might not be so willing.

Do you think Mo transfers or stays…or starts?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he stays. He might start.

Joker is awful chummy with his dad, and his lil brother will be a defensive end for us next year, so I don’t think there’s bad blood or anything.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

He had shoulder surgery last month.
It will be (another) spring QB battle. This time between Bookie, Maxwell, and maybe freshman Patrick Towles

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If Towles plays even half like he did in highschool...

Screw the redshirt, start him.
And I don’t feel to positive about having another WR who played QB in HS. Half our WR core is made up of guys like that and look at how they’ve performed…

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck expansion

That is all

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Fine, but you didn't say no regifting!

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

IN lieu of gifts, please make a donation to the BTN fund

It helps Indiana, Northwestern, and Minnesota attempt to field competitive football teams

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

They really had to scramble to get this thing together

next years schedule is an all around mess. After that, hopefully, things will get better

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

it's usually the last two. had to shuffle something.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

ULaLa and Jack State in November! Your schedule is a joke. I can see one f those there just fine because of a 1st half open week, but two. Somebody screwed up on the conference scheduling something fierce.

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Your team beat 1 ranked team in '11 and made the championship game

and let Georgia Southern score 21. Hush. The. Fuck. Up.

I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SHOTS FIRED!

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but Florida State

I hear they’re back this year.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They were...

for at least a quarter against Notre Dame.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, they played Oklahoma tough.

Just not as tough as Texas Tech, Baylor, or Oklahoma State did.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we all agree that nobody should talk shit about 2012 SEC schedules

since they were cobbled together with the forethought a Waffle House cook gives to your hashbrowns?

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where in the hell is the disrespect towards our fine purveyors of Waffle House food coming from?

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Amen to that

Don’t be hatin on potato nirvana.

by NWLarry on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, given the way the Mizzou/TAMU mix got thrown together, that seems reasonable

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Because a 14-team conference is a clusterfuck no matter what?

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially when Mizzou is in the East

WTF?

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

B1G went to 12, with 1 protected game, which had already been done by other conferences.

And, they had more than a year to set the schedule(Nebraska FB fairwell tour, remember!).

SEC went to a brand-new alignment of 14 teams, and had only a little while to make the schedule. I’m willing to give them a year’s grace on it.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I just wish my team HAD a schedule....

Furkin’ law suit.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

bcs raeg!!!

“…iron out a plan that protects the importance of the regular season—the one aspect BCS leaders believe separates the game from every other…”

yeah, it obviously protects who may or may or not have already beaten someone in this uber sanctified regular season you speak of.

fuck. off.

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions  

On a topic more related to nothingness.

Gym shorts on first day of class? Gym shorts on first day of class.

/always be stylin

by UGAVike on Jan 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sake. People are still arguing about that?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I need someone sane to talk to, do you count?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe? What do you want to talk about?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Sonic Sucks

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd like to retract my statement

Thought you were talking down on Sonic the Hedgehog. Fuck a dairy shop

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Eddie?

"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
distim the frammisgoshes!

by thetennesseethumper on Jan 10, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Not gonna say sucks

But I have never forgiven them for replacing real limeade with Sprite.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

chink in the armor?

I thought this was a black and white issue?
Flip flopper!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

You argued only for the Blast.

ipso facto post meridian ante meridian uncle meridian

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Only because of familiarity.

I’m not drawn by them solely.
They are simply saving me from the inevitable heart attack meal of:
Triple Stack at Wendys
CFA Waffle Fries
Local Creamery Dreamettes ‘upside down bananana split’

Sonic provides the greatest medium of all in a single stop.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Chink?

Watch that language, pal.

(What are these spiders doing here?)

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Made the argument that DQ's Blizzard < Sonic's Blizzard knock off

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Title

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

CFA or Steak n Shake Shakes will always be go to

over Blizzard or Sonic Blast. If I go to DQ, I’d rather get the Blizzard over their shakes though. Their shakes aren’t particularly good.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Cook Out ftw in the shake department

The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got one

In Columbia (SC version). Can’t wait to try.

Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball

by wrecking_ball on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Where? I’ve heard so much about this place that I need to stop by next time I’m in town.

by UGAVike on Jan 10, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's what you gon' do

You gon’ go to the window.

You gon’ order a tray, with:
1) cheddar-style burger
2) some combination of 2 of hushpuppies, corn dog, and bacon wrap
3) a motherfuckin banana pudding milkshake

and you will die happy.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Team CFA

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

CFA shakes are the awesome

1. Mint
2. Banana pudding
3. Chocolate
4. Stawberry
5. Vanilla
6. Peach

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd go:

1. Chocolate
2. Banana Pudding
3. Peach
4. Strawberry
5. Vanilla
6. Mint

I’m just not a big fan of mint in shakes.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a big fan of mint in shakes?

We’re just speaking different languages, then.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not a big mint ice cream person in general.

Maybe it’s one of those southern things I don’t get.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Banana Pudding is #1.

On this point there can be no debate.

I also like Strawberry at #2, and anything else really after that.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Newsletter, etc

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Plant City?

too far.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's worth it.

Pick up some chicken as well.

I’ll be expecting your thank you card.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Maryland Fried Chicken?

I ate at the 1672 S Orange Blossom Trl, Apopka, FL location once a week while working in Jamlando.

2-piece box, dark, fried okra, ranch, bicuit, honey, coke = coma

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, it's worth a trip to Plant City for the shake and chicken

Alton Brown said it was the greatest shake in the world, apparently.

by Charles UF on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

soon?

I guess I’ve got nothing else to do until September.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

CFA shakes are overly rich.

/comeatmebro

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Please, go on

I’m just gonna keep doing this for…practice.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the #1.

“Peppermint chocolate chip” was just too unwieldy.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh. ok

I didn’t know if they had a regular mint chocolate chip shake.

by UGAVike on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine is

1. Mint
2. Peach
3. Strawberry
4. Banana pudding
5. Chocolate
6. Vanilla

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by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Taking the train to Jersey today just to get a Steak Finger Basket

And a Chocolate Covered Cherry Blizzard. Understandable, or insane?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

im done.

/bradyquinn’d

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

If I wasn't so inept at photoshop

I would try and replace the football with the crystal ball

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe in this even more fervently than fucking Clemson or hating Iowa

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, by default Schnelly holds the National Title at the outset of every season

you have to wrestle it away from him inside the six-sided Ring of Fire.

He’s waiting…

You ever seen a grown man naked?

by ClarenceOveur on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A

Lesson for the day, people:

Don’t come on to EDSBS and say things like “For all my sister’s stupid bar pics, thank GOD she hasn’t ever posted one of herself doing the duckface. Her stupid friends, yes, but not her…at least I have that.”

/KG says this
//sister posts 3 days worth of pics, every one of them with her doing duckface
///KG cries, prays that genetics is all a lie.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

And thus the history of French warfare was written

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Come now

The French have at this point become underrated as fighters.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Their greatest military leaders have been:

a 14 year old girl
A Corsican.

#teamGolson
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The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY!

Kosciusko helped the US a fuckton- that should count for something!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nyet

see Lafayette.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but we aren't Frenchies!

Also, they only had one land border, and it even had some natural fortifications.

Sandwiched between Germans and Russians on an easily marchable plain is not the best place to be a nation

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

/Lithuana hides

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, you're taking this WAY too seriously.

And Lafayette didn’t really do much for France. Leclerc, meh.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Still though, Joan is overrated.

Turenne is the fucking man and way underrated

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course Joan is overrated.

That’s part of the joke, but…

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

General Antonio Marquez de Smallpox was undefeated, yo.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Or rated accurately as "sucks"

we can talk Italy.

/trolled the heck out of my Italian counterparts every chance I got

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

/hangs head ashamedly

Again, great revolutionaries, but god if they don’t give two shits if they’re not being encroached upon

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. I should clarify, I mean Post-unification, of course.

Italian city states in the Macchiavelli age were some bad mama-jamas.

/Did i just type “mama-jamas?” Sigh.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOT! Sforza shoutout!

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/conquers known world as Romans

//vast trading empire as Venetians
///loses to Ethiopia as “Italy”

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

depends on the period

Dealing with Barbarossa was not high on anyone’s list of preferred military actions and drained quite a bit of resources

by kizzak on Jan 10, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Would that also be including the

800 Reconquista against Al-Andalus that ended with the fall of Granada in 1492

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

El Cid! El Cid!

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Guillaume le Conquerant?

Vous parlez de Guillaume le Batard?

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ND Nation disqualifies William due to unsavory parentage

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Mais oui.

La victoire a confere une legitimite.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

And thanks to that, you don't have to speak Arabic.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

No!!!

not her!

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're gonna do duckface examples

You gotta post a guidette example

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Kill it with fire!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's been killed with botox

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nah, needs more poison!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Flagged

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well... if you wanted to know what a duckface is

You gotta go with the worst offenders if you know what I mean

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

What was the GIS for that?

Skeleton+zombie+duckface+tanning bed explosion?

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Please God, allow me to unsee that.

http://collegefanatics.com/boards/

Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.

by jadams4148 on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

GIS duckface

Threeve billion pictures of girls pursing their lips in a pathetic attempt to look “sexy”.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I got a better look for their lips

that says sexy a lot better.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

No we don't. We've learned from our previous experiment.

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

There's duckface...

and then there’s DUCKface.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

you big ten shits

You talk about your academics but you still haven’t. Invented a teleporter

Invent a teleporter now teleport it here and teleport me out of this goddam car because this is miserable

Rtr

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 10, 2012 1:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

If the Big Ten could teleport

they would teleport the Coaches trophy to one of their institutions.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No.

Not enough fancy hyphenated names on it for them.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey!

You guys playing cards?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah.

But we ain’t touching euchre, so don’t even ask.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you, man. Euchre is awesome.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamBridge

And yes, get off my lawn.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Love, love, love to play bridge.

/Is one of like 6 people under 83.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamPitch

Too bad no one on Earth outside my extended family plays it.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong

Love that game…nobody down here plays it either. Gotta find people from New England if you want a better chance of finding a game.

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

New England, hm.

I always assumed it was mostly a midwest thing. That’s where my family is from and the only person I ever met who knew the game was from Kansas.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Played Pitch, or Setback, endlessly in college in NH

In my 150 person dorm there was a game going in someone’s room pretty pretty much 24/7.

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Steal extra large food service trays and sled the hills...

Participate in campus wide snowball fight that results in sieges on some dorms and $texas damages because of broken windows.

and Hockey (Perennial Top Ten Program)

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Dartmouth?

the baseball team is good…

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You are correct, sirrah.

Love Durham and almost wished I had spent all of my college years there.

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Would move if there was a job in that region I liked. (Same for Boston).

Took my wife to Boston for her birthday two years ago…saw a Pats game and a UNH hockey game…did tons of the Revolutionary history stuff. She loved the region (this being her first trip). Life got in the way this year, but trying to make it an annual trip.

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If Boston existed 10 degrees or so further south

It would be at the bottom of the Atlantic (or at least an island ala Bermuda)

Either that or it would basically be Charleston/Savannah

by kizzak on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

if it were an island a la Bermuda

I would live there

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

Well Charleston was for a while one of the largest cities of the US

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

not denying that

I’m just saying that geography has a fairly strong influence on development which affects desirability of a location over a long enough period of time

by kizzak on Jan 10, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that is a long and complicated story but I agree

Alright, I wish Boston weren’t so damn cold, but otherwise it’s a great place. Hopefully that’s a simpler statement.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously I knew what you were getting at

Just had to poke you a bit because it seemed like a perfect time to be pedantic to a silly degree

by kizzak on Jan 10, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

my statement stands!

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

If we are talking about places we would live

The Caymans pre-Ivan would rank up high on my places to live

by kizzak on Jan 10, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Boston, 10 degrees due south.....

would land almost exactly halfway between Charleston and Bermuda, continually bathing in the Gulf Stream waters.

Yeah, I’d live there except for August – October.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it just where it is.

Bad weather and all.

Lived in LA for years…got tired of “Oh, look. It’s sunny and mid-70’s again today ad infinitum”

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamEuchre

Of course, it’s stick the dealer, and none of this “ace no face, partner’s best” crap

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck "farmer's hand" as well.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn right- you play the fucking cards you're dealt.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, dibs on the spades as my scorecards!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

In a related story, making fun of euchre is the fastest way to smoke out transplanted Ohio / Michigan kids.

I play it more up here than I did in TN, but I knew literally one person who played of his own accord in TN without living in Ohio or Michigan beforehand.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamEuchre as well

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/looks at ACS

//resumes playing cards

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just going to go back to the BlackJack table

/money is burning hole in pocket

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, BlackJack has always been good to me.

Especially here at the Cosmopolitan.

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

let it flow through you

grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 10, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not your fault.

It’s not your fault.
It’s not your fault.
It’s not your fault.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Why?

Because Fuck Clemson, that’s why.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Because fuck him

(One of my favorite parts of any movie ever)

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious bearded Robin Williams rec

next, it will be a wacky shaved Robin Williams rec.
Then bearded Robin Williams serious rec again.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What about blue Robin Williams

Prince Ali ali ali ali ababua.

/listens to Aladdin’s music threeve times repeated in the car ride with daughter.

by McSqueege on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

An excellent point.

I don’t have kids, so I forgot!

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

this goes here...

…too soon?

You ever seen a grown man naked?

by ClarenceOveur on Jan 10, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It will always be too soon.

You don’t joke about raping children.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel your pain

I was having flashbacks to the 09 SECCG

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

True
WELL PLAYED BAMA, I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING.

Not to be spidery, but victims of this kind of assault usually don’t see it coming.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

usually by someone they know well

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point

You’d never think someone in your own conference would do that to you, let alone your own division.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It could be worse.

I’m not totally sure how, but it could be worse.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

YF autorec

"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"

by DrBundy on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year was pretty bad for Oregon

HIS ELBOW IS FUCKING DOWN! GODDAMNIT DYER!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Gratuitous semi-nudity and college football, an unbeatable combination...

And something we can ALL agree on

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I demand a revote.

LSU clearly wins this contest.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

But I think I need to see OSU’s resume.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Split National Championship it is.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes yes, this is an LSU blowout

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/Wing drafted by Lions

//SG42 explodes from happiness
///Chloe pouts

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I CAN HAZ?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say yes, but I fear Chloe.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I just geaux'd all over the place

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

dibs on the redhead!

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...

by Gamecock24 on Jan 10, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

First row or second row redhead?

Because dibs on the other one

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sad day for America :-)

End of college football season and this…

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/01/10/401693/oklahoma-sharia-ban-unconstitutional/?mobile=nc

“The 10th Circuit Court Of Appeals struck down Oklahoma’s ban on Sharia law today, declaring that the Sooner State’s move violated the United States Constitution.”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:29 PM EST reply actions  

Apologies

Bad joke flopped. I are idiot.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, you kind of have to admire the brazenness of it all.

“Nah, just talking religion isn’t enough. I should advocate a political position as well in the same post.”

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I was tying to be funny

Sorry if it fell flat. I’ll stop now.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

All good.

I think, with a “just joking” font or something, it might have been okay. We need to develop a safe word to indicate that the author is not at all serious for the commentariat.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why I put the :-) in there

usually my “I’m kidding” indicator.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, then I'm the maroon.

It’s happened before, it will happen again.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost nothing I write on here is serious

Wouldn’t be half as fun if it were.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's more that throwing modern day politics/religion in here, even if not serious

carries a high risk of becoming serious in one or two comments. It can easily poison the well, and there are whole other Internets for it.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough

Won’t do that anymore…

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

further approbation

/ignoring your threeve previous apologies
//seriously guys, this excessive thread policing is stupid. the guy said he was sorry.

Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.

by PW and EDSBSMD on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Poisoned the well?

IZZAT SOME SORT OF ANTI-SEMITISM? LET’S YELL AT EACH OTHER FOR 37 POSTS!!!!

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

what's next, BBQ views?!?!

PORK RIBS FTW COME AT ME BRO!

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 10, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Gross.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

YIELD OR PERISH

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

To arms then.

/glove slap. baby, glove slap.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to a place in Queens yesterday

Owner/chef is a Kansas City native who spent 10 years in Austin. It was heavenly.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Best BBQ I ever had

was in Houma, LA. Big Mike’s is in a shell station and for my money is better than Dreamland’s, which I like a lot. HOUMA NASHNUL BBQ CHAMPS, PAWL.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Cooper's in Llano, Texas is still my champion

But I am open to challengers.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Your newsletter

it interests me and I would like to subscribe.

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 10, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

home of the big chop?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the one.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That's some good eatin' there....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Where would that be?

I’m in Flushing… there’s no BBQ here.

Well, there’s Korean BBQ, which is delicious, but that’s not the same thing.

BU Football: Undefeated since 1997.

by Air Holland on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This is in Long Island City

John Brown’s Smokehouse

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

*checks map*

That’s actually really easy for me to get to. I know where I’m going this weekend now.

Thanks.

BU Football: Undefeated since 1997.

by Air Holland on Jan 10, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a problem.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps the greatest cheesesteak or bbq sammich I ever had

was a Korean BBQ cheesesteak from a food truck in Philly.

/come eat me cheesesteak/bbq bros

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

John Brown's Smokehouse

The owner used to be the head chef (is it still chef in barbecue?) at Hill Country, and left to start his own place. It’s just as good, and half the price.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the first day....

…. leave something for May.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I side with good barbecue in the barbecue wars.

I don’t care where it’s from, just make it delicious. I’ll even eat that weird mayonnaise stuff on my chicken if it’s done right.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never had the mayonnaise sauce.

I admit to being intrigued by it, but also scared of it.

Witty phrase.

by The Ugas Departed on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

SO MANY SPIDERS! SHOULD HAVE SENT AN EXTERMINATOR!

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

PLZ report any new species you see....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Arachnids everywhere.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Fans who have already written off next season PISS ME OFF.

Seriously…why do you even follow sports.

Gah.

Snark and pessimism…ain’t as cute as you think it is.

(There, I feel better now.)

by zzgator on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM EST reply actions  

reverse jinxing

Also, so if it does suck, they don’t feel bad
If they do great, then they can be super excited

by kizzak on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

My buddy did it again...

sent out a tweet this morning with a #RollTide hashtag that said, “Little Known Fact: In the final years of his life, Bear Bryant was a devout, practicing Muslim”. Just more classic trolling… the responses were pure comedy

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Bear Bryant: The Homosexual Muslim Years

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Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be an interesting topic on Finebaum

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a twitter sequence in which I am curious.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Flagged.

Not for saying he was a Muslim per se, but for the implication that he gave up pork, alcohol and Chesterfields.

by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

really?

for a time, it was thought of as a reasonable alternative to the low end iPods.

huh….

If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.

by AubEng on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Is not actually made of sugar..

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

He scored more points than anyone.

Shoulda been MVP

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 10, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If he wasn't MVP

Who the hell was?

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

McCarron

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

See...I don't even know his name.

Interchangeable bangs wearing cog in the machine.

by zzgator on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

John Parker Wilson wants you to know, dammit, that he is someone, and someone unique.

/Jay Barker nods sagely.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

WTH did that QB do again?

by zzgator on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Not lose the game?

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he played pretty well

Bama figured out you can beat LSU through the air so long as you aren’t throwing picks, and McCarron made some really good throws and didn’t do anything dumb. Meanwhile, LSU proved a lot of people right- their offense is only good when they are getting turnovers/great field position from special teams and defense. Bama was able to do what Arky and UGA couldn’t do when they got leads against LSU- make Jordan Jefferson beat them. Jordan, ahem, failed miserably.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 10, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Though we all know my thoughts on McCarron.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Another one, last one

SABANN

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Despite the headline

Saban has this look of “Uh…do they know they just handed us the national title trophy?”

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

New trend in New York food/bar scene.

Alcoholic soup. Thoughts?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

It's so brilliant, and yet so obvious.

How has this never been done before?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

IDK about 2 of them, but.....

Folks around here have been pouring sherry in their she-crab soup for hundreds of years.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Must rec she-crab soup, for it is delicious.

Gamecock born and I'm Gamecock bred and I'ma scream 'Cluck Femson' 'til I'm Gamecock dead.

by vera214usc on Jan 10, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I've had that Herb Tomato soup before, at a party.

It’s quiet good

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Fancy Bloody Marys?

The carrot ginger drink sounds tasty.

by bevonyc on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

A CROWN FOR A KING!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

From the world of NFLAIDS

Raiders fire their coach..

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

Saban to Raiders, 4 years, $52 million

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Fired is just an invitation to send your resume to B.O'B

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Clusterfuckey organization is clusterfuckey, yo.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

the amount of Houndstooth on display at work today

should net me hazard pay.

or at least a free trip to the eye doctor.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

woman in customer service has -

- houndstooth socks
- houndstooth …. medallion… about the size of an orange
- houndstooth scarf
- red/crimson shirt and pants

oh, and the little Bama flip-flops stickers on her car.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Are those supposed to mean anything

other than “OMG I heart teh beach”?

/Most common regional sticker disease up here is OBX, of course.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that's gone nationwide

The “monogram as bumper sticker” trend has gone way overboard here, though

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

this.

that and the little cartoon family that is team-themed.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The cartoon family theme is massive in Northern Virginia

which I think we’ve already determined isn’t the South.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Not usually

College affinities don’t get advertised as much. What you see more of is threeve [HS MASCOT] [ACTIVITY] screened letter applications, i.e. the back window of the Lexus covered by:

WARHAWK CHEERLEADING
WARHAWK FIELD HOCKEY
WARHAWK J.V. BASKETBALL
WARHAWK QUIZ BOWL [wait, lolwut?]

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What about lacrosse?

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the one Landon sticker they have on there

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

So it's small town Texas, is what you're saying.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

CLOWNFRAUD TRAVISHAMOCKERY

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds remarkably like hell to me.

only if it’s in inland orange county though

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. or palmettos and baby palmettos

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in the middle of NC though.

also: script initials

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, we covered monogram bumper stickers

I was shocked by the speed at which monogram bumper stickers went from a high-school girl/college coed trend to the entire female population of the South.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

In Durham known as "Please Jack my stereo" stickers

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

or range rover

the graduation present of choice at Davidson. Like fucking daffodils in March, all of a sudden there’d be like 20 new Range Rovers on campus

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Range Rovers was a bit of a stretch even for the people I knew

Glad no one had cars at college, because otherwise that would have become an impossible arms race.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear things about Pomona

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun story:

During MU sorority rush week, when not trolling the girls waiting to get into houses by playing music that they probably hate (indie, rap, non-Skrillex dubstep) my friends and I would count what kind of bumper stickers they had on their cars. Monograms were top, followed by high school dance-team/tennis/golf ads, Vineyard Vines logos, those “life is good” ones, OBX/Salty Dog Cafe, and then (get this) SOME OF THE GIRLS ALREADY HAD THEIR GREEK LETTERS ON THEIR BACK WINDOWS OF THEIR VW TOUREAGS.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Touraeg?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that.

DAMN YOU GERMANS AND YOUR IMPOSSIBLE-TO-SPELL-OR-PRONOUNCE CAR NAMES

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Who live near Timbuktu

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Continuing...

VW loves North Africa…blame it on Paris-Dakar success.

Scirocco – NA seasonal hot wind
Phaeton – mythical creator of the Sahara…stole Apollo’s chariot and scorched the earth by getting to close.

by Phocion on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Scirocco -

also a character in a some really strange john varley novels

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

that's not right, but that's what I'm going to call that feeling from now on

TouRAEG

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

at Alabama you have to apply to the sorority BEFORE YOU GO TO THE SCHOOL

texas as well apparently

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

At least the Greek culture isn't

They don’t come to games in shirts/ties/sundresses, though: that would be impractical during the freezing rain that always plagues Faurot during October/November.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY
They don’t come to games. in shirts/ties/sundresses

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, Greek Culture involves women, now?

Personal ads just aren’t what they used to be.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/sigh

knew a guy who got that tattoo, just so he could take a picture of it & send it in to a hunting magazine.

/wooooo, West Mobile!

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Best one ever:

Cartoon Mom and Dad, no kids, big bag of cartoon money

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 10, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that one last week and LOL'd

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

As has the entire back window covering "In Remembrance Of Granny" sticker

on a piec of shit car

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Self reply

Or, the “Salt Life” stickers that I see everywhere here in Savannah and also saw everywhere in Tallahassee.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

No big rush to go out and buy NC paraphernalia.

We have plenty just laying around.

"You bookmarked a page called 'everydayshouldbesaturday'? What, a bunch of excited orthodox Jews? Wait.....football?....What in the.." - idiot coworker

by Dick H on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

No fat chix

"You bookmarked a page called 'everydayshouldbesaturday'? What, a bunch of excited orthodox Jews? Wait.....football?....What in the.." - idiot coworker

by Dick H on Jan 10, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a Schooner!

"If you can't always do right, you can always do what's left"

by DrBundy on Jan 10, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well you know what?

THERE IS NO PURDUE!

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The number of T-shirts on display yesterday in my office building full of bankers and lawyers

should have resulted in firings.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently the Notre Dame/Miami game at Soldier Field this year is the day before the Chicago Marathon.

HOW IS EVENT PLANNED?
HOW TO READ CALENDAR?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Why would anything be scheduled

to be played at Soldier Field? that field is never in good fair condition (yes I know the whole Chicago market deal but Soldier Field’s still a terrible place to play anything)

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No kidding.

Playing football outside is so difficult!

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey now

We got home games at MetLife Stadium from next year till infinity

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

/posts pictures of rose bush

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that's just silly.

Hail lord Permacloud and the brown world he oversees.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a colleague who might be working at ND in the business school and asked me what that would be like. He is from the south Pacific.

I haven’t the heart.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

in the 60's in NC

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

We've got 66 right now, headed for a high of 69...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Blame the Chicago Park District.

Their field management and upkeep is for shit. They might as well install FieldTurf and be done with it. It would solve a lot of problems.

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn fan wife observation:

/walks into room, stares at TV for 2 plays, Jefferson in full DERP mode.

“Jordan Jefferson is Cam Newton with a lobotomy.”

//walks out shaking her head

"You bookmarked a page called 'everydayshouldbesaturday'? What, a bunch of excited orthodox Jews? Wait.....football?....What in the.." - idiot coworker

by Dick H on Jan 10, 2012 2:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

...

With?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Something very satisfying about reading a case for a class

where your least favorite professor in law school (from a different class) was one of the attorneys, and got whacked.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

He's at UK,

I doubt he means it in the mafia sense. That only happens at the NY schools I think

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Got his ass handed to him

on a very easy-to-win case, too. I’d be pisssssssed if I were the client and paid the fees he charged for that bullshit result.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit, it turns out his was his son

Actually, that might be even better.

Sohal Properties LLC v. MOA Properties LLC. No citation because it hasn’t been published yet.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Honey Badger don't care 'bout no Musberger

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The Honey Badger better get some basic skills.

It’s easy to sack the QB and cause fumbles in the backfield WHEN YOU AREN’T COVERING ANYONE.

Dude got lit up all night long, often by Bama’s backup TE. Man-man cover skills – he has them not.

God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.

by Dick H on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

he's also 5'7"

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

He will be a good nickleback/ special teams player or converted slot receiver in the nfl.

by McSqueege on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. But slot receiver is actually kind of a difficult position if you're short.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at all, just ask Jock Sanders....

WVU #1 in receptions and #7 in receiving yards

All 5’ 7" of him.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm saying there's a learning curve- you have to be good at the routes and stuff

which Mathieu would have to pick up.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If'n ya need a phone book to see over the steering wheel,

you have no business being on the front row at the Heisman award ceremony.

God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.

by Dick H on Jan 10, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, so is richardson

height’s more of an issue for CB’s than it is for RB’s though

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't Mark Ingram 5'8"?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He always looked taller than that (standing next to Saban)

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Jan 10, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

YES PLEASE let this nickname die.

Musberger is the clueless old uncle that runs every joke into the ground, rendering it useless.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL CHAN GAILEY

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

In related news...

I can’t wait to try the Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe that someone sent me.

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Musburger only said it 14 times on the telecast...

I guess someone showed him the YouTube clip…

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The UGA "LSUWHO" video

referenced Honey Badger less than Musburger. Annoying sounding girl, you’ve been topped.

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

honey badger?

Who dat?

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLWUTPEAR

From SI’s first-round mock:

12. Seattle Seahawks* — Ryan Tannehill, QB, Texas A&M

The former college wide receiver will shine during the pre-draft process. He has athletic ability and the brains to wow teams in interviews. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll has to be smarting that Matt Barkley returned to USC, but will still go quarterback to develop someone behind Tarvaris Jackson.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

his agent is only showing first half tape

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Welp, time to buy books.

Goodbye, cruel world.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 10, 2012 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

Hint: wait until you've actually been to class.

Buy old editions on half.com and use your FREE WESTLAW to print out the handful of new cases.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

or ILL everything.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Jim Rice's house is a flophouse in boston, making it the BAAAHST HAAAWWSSSSEE INNNNN THHHEEE WAAAHLLLLLDDDD

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

A HEARD A WHISPER OF A RUMOR OF AN INNUENDO

THAT MY SISTER’S BEST FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND’S COUSIN TOLD ME THAT JEFF BAGWELL’S HOUSE MIGHT HAVE USED NONUNION LABOR.

WHAT A SHITHOLE.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ty Cobb's house is fine because {COMMENT EATEN BY SPIDERS AND BBWA WHO MIGHT BE THE SAME THING}

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems Al Davis can work from the grave

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

We've known that for years...

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

UCLA just hired Sal Alosi to be their Strength & Conditioning coach...

He’s the former Jets assistant who tried to trip the Dolphins punt returner. For some reason I’m excited about the move!

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

"You aint cheatin, you aint tryin

son."

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 10, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

WANT

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

I just stick with 430 Scuderia

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

so heavy....

the car “has a fat ass”

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I drove it, my dad owns one.

I love that car. Plus my friend is The US rep for Novitec Rosso, so we get good deals on parts

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like it because the tail doesn't snap around like you want it to but the new ferraris are far, far better than the the old ones

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks better when you change the rear defuser, that's what we did.

It’s awesome to drive, and pretty much that’s what important

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 10, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

BOB says PSU's going to run man-to-man coverage

No more soft Cover 3? I can handle this.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 10, 2012 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

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