Hello. I'm Trinton Sturdivant, Georgia offensive lineman and student at the student at the Terry School of Business. You may have noticed my style. It is impeccable. You may have noticed my bowtie, and thought it immaculate. You would be correct, but please note that it also spins, and only does so around women I find too beautiful for words. My bowtie is spinning right now. I'm not saying anything, and that in itself says a thousand words, doesn't it, beautiful?
I'm currently recovering from an ACL tear, so like you I will be joining you for an EDSBS Liveblog of the Arizona/Oklahoma State football contest tonight. I'll be using my black Mac on an expensive white leather sofa. The pants will be white linen. The shirt will be red silk. The evening? The color of love.
The boardmasters would like to remind you: romance requires patience. In order to provide the sexiest possible experience, only the finest comments will be approved. A distracted lover is an inefficient lover, and for you, my dear, we simply cannot have that. If playing for Mark Richt has taught me, it's how to put off gratification when it comes to getting it in the endzone. So much better that way. Trust me.
See you at 8:00 p.m.