WHEN THE BAND BROKE UP: THE ORAL HISTORY OF THE BIG 12
by Spencer Hall on Sep 8, 2011 2:58 PM EDT
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PrintSomething like it could have only happened in the nineties: a supergroup, composed of some of the greatest artists of their time, uniting for what seemed like the perfect combination of power, speed, and artistry. They had talent. They had brains. They had money. In the end it all fell apart due to the one thing they didn't have: friendship. This is the story of their formation, their rise to power, and their downfall. Note: originally published under the pen name "Chuck Klosterman."
Note: Texas and Texas A&M declined all requests for interviews for this piece.
Nebraska. 1995? I was good. Reaaaal good. I mean, I had some money. Some success. Maybe people thought the Big 8 was a little, I dunno...local, I guess? That's how it felt, at least until '94, when Tommie Frazier dropped, and everyone was like, "Whoa, what's up with these corn-eating farmboys?" We didn't ever do anything different. I was just doing my thing.
So we played the Fiesta Bowl, and just killed it. Unstoppable. Thought it would be the peak. I was right, but at the time I was like, "What could be better than this, right?" And I was in Cabo relaxing, humping it up, when Texas called.
Oklahoma: I never liked him. Admired him, yeah. I mean, the showmanship, the size, the flash. He always had that. But you know, it's not like Texas ever really put it together after a while. Like, back in the 80s, our tours would always end the same: I'd kill it, and he'd sit back and cash checks. Some of like making the donuts, and some of us like eating them, right? I can't tell you what to think, all I can do is ask: who's been making the donuts around here more often, right? And who's the one with the powdered sugar on their face? It ain't me.
You don't have to like people to work with them. That's what Texas always taught me.
Nebraska: So he's pitching this...this thing. I'm thinking, yeah, that's. it. We go platinum ten times over in '95, and everyone's still like, you're just Nebraska, and we're like, to hell with this. We can't just...I mean, have you seen Kansas play? I mean, we're on the same stage, but we're not even playing the same notes, right? I thought we needed some challenge, someone to play with who could push us to the Playboy Mansion, you know?
Oklahoma and I we had...we had something. Rivals? Totally. I mean, I know it didn't end well, but I'd like to think we're still friends. We just talked last week.
Oklahoma: [re: Nebraska] I haven't talked to him in years. When you see him, tell him he owes me money.
Nebraska. Then Texas had this idea. A supergroup, man.
Oklahoma: Don't use the word supergroup. I hate that. Like we've got fucking capes and shit.
Nebraska: I'm on the phone, and Texas is talking about the SWC. It's gone, just cracked and completely screwed up ever since SMU died. You want to know who could snort up a freakin' blizzard of dazzle dust? Those guys. It's like they wanted to die.
Oklahoma: I was against it from the start. I mean, I knew them. I knew how they were. I knew that we'd be getting enough problems with just Texas. Sure, they'd say it was a band. But they'd need their own limo, their own agent, their own perks. They'd be this big infant you'd have to deal with, because that's what lead singers are. Infants who demand first-class.
Colorado: I'd really like to help you with this, but I was doing a lot of drugs at the time, and just kind of went with it.
Kansas State: I stuck to the easy parts. It was all I could do. Sometimes I knew I was just barely keeping up. Most of the time I hid it well. I had my moments. Poor Kansas. I don't even know if anyone remembers him being on the stage.
Nebraska: I'm on this call, and it sounds so awesome. I mean, Texas, and then their backup singer Texas A&M, who is weird but whatever: it's Texas, man. This seemed like a way to just line it up and go international.
Oklahoma: I got Texas A&M. I knew they were going to follow wherever, because you couldn't unstick him. You just couldn't. Texas used to just, you know, put cigarettes out on his forehead, and he'd just laugh it off and shit. I never got that.
Texas Tech was fine. I mean, you never really go out looking for a keyboardist/marimba player. They just fall in your lap, and then every now and then they do these crazy Moog solos, and you're like "thanks, bro." Some nights I'd just let 'em play and disconnect their monitor. It didn't seem to make any difference. He was just so far out there, it really didn't matter what you did.
Missouri: I'm...I don't want to talk too much about any of this. Still sort of in between things. I respect everyone in the band. Let's just say that. Wait, I'm sorry. Texas can eat a taint-flavored lollipop. A dude's taint, not some hot lady, okay? They can just eat that all day long, far as I'm concerned. Used to use my bathroom to shit in, and not his own. Every. Single. Night. What kind of an asshole thinks he's too good to streak his own toilet? I mean, really. Ask yourself that.
Oklahoma: I didn't know what to do with Baylor, though. There's this song called "Who Let these Hoes In My Room?" That's what was up with Baylor, I think. I still don't really know.
Nebraska: I don't know. Maybe Baylor was like a LInda McCartney thing. He was there no matter what. Couldn't play. Couldn't sing. No songs, no nothing. At the time I was cool with it, but come check time, you know, you might raise some eyebrows and say, "What's THAT guy doing to get his zeroes, right?"
Baylor: I had photos of Texas and I on vacation in St. Maarten. Very interesting photos. That's all I'll say.
[Baylor then ended the interview, and refused all further requests for comment.]
Nebraska: And man, I don't even know how to talk about Oklahoma State. Just...you know the guitarist who buys like a $15,000 guitar and then plays a $45 solo on it?
That was Oklahoma State, man. I love 'em, but man, just all over the place.
Oklahoma: So yeah, we did it. Just got together and did the damn thing. it worked for a while, to be honest. I didn't know how fast Nebraska would crack, though. That was a total surprise.
Nebraska: I didn't know how hard it was going to be to keep it together. I mean, I was okay for a while, but that night in Boulder, man, I didn't even know how hard the drugs were hitting me until it was too late.
Kansas State: I couldn't believe it. He just looked out on his feet, dazed. He was always a little out of control, you know? But that night he peed into his amp and nearly killed himself, and that was before Colorado decided to kick his ass on the bus.
Colorado: Again, I don't remember a lot of this. I'm trying to come to all of this from a place of peace now. It's been a rough decade for both of us. I don't judge him. I hope he doesn't judge me.
Nebraska: I deserved it. It was steroids, barfighting, booze, the Solich. I lost count of everything.
Oklahoma: I don't even remember when he started using Callahan. All I know is that I've never seen any drug like that. It didn't even look fun.
Nebraska: Callahan. Yeah, don't ever do a drug you find in Oakland. Ever.
Iowa State: The band's fine. I don't know what you're talking about. Do you know how important a coronet is to the success of a band? You music writers are all the same. Couldn't make it in a band, so you just tear them down. The coronet is integral to our success.
Oklahoma: Seriously. Do you know how hard it is to work that fucking midget trumpet into every song?
Missouri: That was always one of the downsides. It was like every song had an English monarch marching through the middle of it. Whatever I do next, no trumpets.
Nebraska: I just lost the thread there for a few years. Totally lost it.
Oklahoma: It's a testament, I guess, that he functioned at all, really. Had a hit or two in there. But there were nights when Kansas and Texas Tech played better than he did. Shit, one night Iowa State just soloed right over him.
Nebraska: That's when I knew it was over. The trumpet night.
Oklahoma: The trumpet player just blew you off the stage, bro. Right off the goddamn stage.
"HE WAS OUR YOKO."
2005 was the last hurrah for the Big 12, and the beginning of the end, as Texas won their national title.
Oklahoma: This was hard to admit at the time, but I was having some serious mental problems. We could play clubs, and even mid-sized shows, and I was there, every night. But the big places, they just started scaring me. The lights, the people. I got stagefright. I mean, I'd outperform our charming lead singer night after night. People knew I was the Noel Gallagher of the band, but I wanted that lead singer cred, man.
And when it came time to sing my lines, nothing came out.
That will fuck with you like nothing you've ever seen.
Colorado: I just remember how hard it was for him. I wasn't sober--I was in and out of jail, missing gigs, just barely there at all--but i do remember that. I tried to get him some Ayurveda for his problems, but I got too high and forgot it and fell asleep in the woods for a few years. That's not a metaphor. I lived in the woods for four years from 2006-2010. I ain't goin' back, either.
Missouri: I can't say I didn't enjoy it a little. Don't tell them that. I'm not in the position to piss anyone off right now, so don't print that, please. But I did enjoy it.
Nebraska: Then Texas has this crazy hit, and the 2005 tour they just kill it. I mean every night. He's mostly this lazy, entitled piece of shit, you know? I didn't know that about him before, but now I know, and that there's a reason for it: he's brilliant, and thus lazy. He'll coast most of the time, just happy to be himself. But when he puts it on, man. It almost made being in the band worth it. That was the beginning of the end
Texas Tech: I'm working on this theory of time and space you'd be fascinated with, I'm sure. First I'm going to have to ask you to put this on your tongue. It's not acid. Well, not acid-acid, exactly. You ask a lot of questions. Have you ever read One Hundred Years of Solitude in the original Chinese? What? No, I'm afraid you have Marques all wrong. There's a lot to explain. Perhaps we don't have time today for that. Or do we?
[/SPACE LASERS NOISE]
Oklahoma: Texas owned 2005, and that screwed with me for a while, but it really screwed with him. Once McConaughey showed up, we had our Yoko. Suddenly he was Hollywood, and we were the Entourage. With an E. He thought that show was cool. He called Texas A&M Turtle. He'd cry for hours over it. That show is shit, by the way. Total shit.
Missouri: That guy was everywhere. Never wore a shirt. Told Texas he needed an agent, a separate deal. I can spoil some things for you, ladies. He smells exactly like hot dogs, and not the good ones, either. He's like walking around with a horrible cheap convenience store following you around all the time.
Kansas State: I...I got involved in a pyramid scheme. Things went bad for a while. There was some litigation. I really can't talk about it. Let's just say I'm focusing on one day at a time now.
Oklahoma: And then they got their deal. I'm still stunned, but not as stunned as when Texas A&M finally left.
Nebraska: The SEC? I dunno. I've heard it's less like a band, and more a cult or something.
Oklahoma: I don't want to talk about that. You never know.
Missouri: I've heard it's nice.
Oklahoma State: Yeah, I know where they went. I'll just show up to jam. Just point me in a direction and I'll rock.
Nebraska: I was so messed up, and Texas just sucking up the royalties, that yeah, I had to get out to something more wholesome. It's quiet up here. They make a lot of casseroles, you know? Just some place where you can do work, heal, focus on the job, right? We all get the same check. We're all even.
Colorado: I'm in this jam band now. Way more chill. Way more my style. I never was very good on the road, so I'm just trying to keep it simple, take care of the home front now, work myself back up to touring. Someone told me the other day I beat up Nebraska once, and you say: maybe I could do that again, man. I don't know.
Oklahoma: I haven't decided. I really haven't. I don't think Texas has, either. Their solo thing--it's not selling, is it? Right? How's that going? I'd like to as him about that. Not gonna lie: last year was really good for me. Really, really good. Not so good for my old lead singer.
Maybe it was better when there was nothing on the line. When it was just about us, and our little farmboy thing, and once a year we got to play a one night stand and then go our separate ways.
Being in a band's like being in a marriage. Texas cheated. I'm mad. That's the story. Always will be.
Nebraska: Was it fun? Yeah, it was fun. Damn near killed me, though.
Kansas: Wait, wait: I was in a band?
The Big 12's Management responded to this story by mentioning that it has not formally announced its breakup, and still plans on touring for the 2011 concert season.
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I totally read this with an annoying British accent.
I can’t be the only one, can I?
by ElRocco337 on Sep 8, 2011 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Not enough Texas Tech
Remember, you can always have a little more cowbell.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Sep 8, 2011 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Reccing this AND posting
to second the sentiment. Seriously…one of the funniest pieces I’ve ever read on this or any other sports site.
OUT-STANDING work!
When someone asks Klosterman about this article he wrote
does he respond by somehow saying he thinks that’s interesting/curious you would ask that?
Just kidding, of course he does.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
Klosterman
is that douche who sat around in the dorm lounge smoking cigarettes until 3 am courting undergrad acolytes by using half-baked theories derived from the small portions of philosophy and history books he read. He was an annoying fuck that cultivated a demeanor of intellectual with a cosmology that renders your superfluous, but then you find out he gets mostly Cs, and is just a first class bullshitter that profs see right through. Yea, that’s Klosterman.
Clever sign off pending.
by Slum C on Sep 8, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
He can't be that douche because I'm that douche.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
All that is probably true
and I started the Klosterman bashing, but I must admit to enjoying a lot of what he has written.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Profs see through bullshit?
Bullshit.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
We do
But most of us are too jaded/tired/fed up to deal with calling students on it. It’s a lot easier just to let them ramble on and on and on and then give ‘em their D’s on tests and laugh softly to ourselves when we see the looks on their faces.
Yeah, I’m that one.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
And btw, Fearless Leader...
…this piece of writing? Sheer fucking brilliance!
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Fuckin' Brilliant
like a real supernova, not those stupid champagne ones.
also the banner ad at the top of the page is for some diploma mill called “Strayer University.” But it’s not Texas A&M that’s what so weird!!
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
by smk73 on Sep 8, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's because Strayer has been invited to join the Big XII . . .
. . . after University of Phoenix turned them down to hold out for getting put in the same division with Arizona and ASU.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This =
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 8, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I do not say this lightly
The section describing Iowa State as the cornet player?
Hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything on this site.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
Going with the rock n roll analogy
For Missouri, this:
Equals
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
And going with the band analogy...
Iowa State and Baylor are pretty much Guigsey and Bonehead from Oasis. Stood in the back, didn’t move, played their basic and simple parts, and no one remembers them, just the Gallagher bros (Okie and $Texas)
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Sep 8, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oasis blows goat balls.
Just wanted to get that entered into the record for posterity’s sake.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Sep 8, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So, so rec'd
As much as I hate that moment (if I’m re-watching that game, I turn the channel when I see Larry Smith, who unbeknownst to us had just been diagnosed with cancer, openly crying with joy on the sideline when Mizzou last took the lead), it is the perfect metaphor.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 8, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Once McConaughey showed up, we had our Yoko.
Shaking my head at the awesomeness of this statement
by BonesCrosby on Sep 8, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
But what supergroup "was" the Big 12...
A Cream? An Asia? A Travellin’ Wilburys? A Temple Of The Dog? Damn Yankees?
I’d go with Hindu Love Gods. For no reason at all.
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Sep 8, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Audioslave
Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
by car.full.of.midgets on Sep 8, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, SO Asia.
I mean, seriously.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 8, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Actually, with Texas and the WWL involved...
I guess they could be Me First & the Gimme Gimmes.
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Sep 8, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
No.
Nebraska: Steve Howe
Oklahoma: Carl Palmer
Texas: John Wetton
Missouri: Geoff Downes
Iowa State: Mandy Mayer
Kansas: Greg Lake. (You know, showed up that one time, then disappeared again.)
K-State: Al Pitrelli
Baylor, obviously, is John Payne, pissing and moaning about not being included in the reunion.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 8, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOVE IT.
This:
equals this:
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by texwestern on Sep 8, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dont know if I can deal with Nebraska being my favorite guitarist
No, I think Im okay with that.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
The Highwaymen
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 8, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
definitely
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi
Hindu Love Gods?
Can you really call it a “supergroup” when you are just replacing your whiney vocalist with a certifiable rock god?
Well did you hear, there's a natural order?
Those most deserving will end up with the most?
That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top,
Well I say,... "Shit floats."
As relevant as ever.
by jfwells on Sep 8, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Replacing Michael Stipe with Zevon...
Is a win-win move every time and qualifies as “super” in my book.
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Sep 8, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a supergroup per se, but
Texas is Axl – incredibly talented, but his huge ego and greed chase off everyone else
Oklahoma is Slash – consistently the best over time
Nebraska is Steven Adler – good player until he started experimenting with the Solich, then got real messed up on the Callhan, one of the first to leave the group
Colorado is Izzy – most laid back member, second to leave.
Texas A&M is Duff – had the shortest hair.
And I guess the rest are Buckethead or all the backup singers/string sections for November Rain.
by Nick's Hat Band on Sep 8, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/slow clap
You nailed it, boss.
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Some nights I’d just let ’em play and disconnect their monitor
So Texas Tech was the Sid Vicious of the Big XII?
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Sep 8, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You sir have outdone yourself
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
by VUfanInNJ on Sep 8, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
I am impressed with the arm strength displayed there.
by Durdens Wrath on Sep 8, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The Prokhorov is approving
Can do for the espionage of industry?
by Emerszi on Sep 8, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is okay
he’s professional Russian
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
(DISCLAIMER: FPS Russia is not an actual Russian. In fact, he's from GA)
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Sep 8, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Do not believe
If from Georgia, then why not shooting in air?
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
by lordloveaduck on Sep 8, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
which Georgia?
the one with Atlanta, or the one with Tbilisi?
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 8, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Hivemind
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I was confused about that too
But based on what I’ve heard, the one with Atlanta. It just might be a very rural part of GA (which most of it is, really).
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Sep 8, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Our Georgia or their Georgia?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
aka Kyle Myers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FPSRussia
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by Big Head Zach on Sep 8, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Bonus: His collaboration with Epic Meal Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMyPD1VKk60
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Sep 8, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The Desert Eagle
The bacon of handguns.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
by lordloveaduck on Sep 8, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
This goes here.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Sep 8, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"...and now there's rumors that BYU is joining the band."
by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 8, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 18 recs
Brilliant
"If you don't want to work, become a reporter. That awful power, the public opinion of the nation, was created by a horde of self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditch digging and shoemaking and fetched up journalism on their way to the poorhouse." - Mark Twain
Best Tweet about BYU...
They’re only being considered for the Big 12 after they showed up on bicycles and knocked on the front door of the conference office.
by USCndaATL on Sep 8, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Country=FLAG, Rock'n'roll=REC
GAAAAH I CANNOT DECIDE WHAT TO DO
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Jumpin' Jeebus...
…that’s…that’s farkin’ BRILLIANT that is!
Have rec #18 on me.
#spencer4pulitzer
"I am a sinner that does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official."
Amazing shit here
Whole thing reads like a Steely Dan biopic
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
by JamBoyce on Sep 8, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
.
Missouri: Hey guys? You know I really dig this band, but you don’t pay shit, so I was thinking of maybe doing some solo work on the side and-
[Band beats Missouri to death with maracas]
by Gaknar on Sep 8, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Spencer is absolutely crushing these days.
My work productivity doesn’t stand a chance this season
"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson
by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Sep 8, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
WE BUILT THIS CONFERENCE
WE BUILT THIS CONFERENCE ON LONGHORN CASH
Say you don’t know Ames or Manhattan Kansas
Say you don’t care who goes to that kind of place
Tired of those Aggies startin’ a fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
WE BUILT THIS CONFERENCE
WE BUILT THIS CONFERENCE….
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 23 recs
damn you, now that song is stuck in my head...
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by VUfanInNJ on Sep 8, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
On the bodies of 5 dead hookers? Wait, guess that was the SWC...
Regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
by ClavinCliff on Sep 8, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They rotted away and so fell the SWC
I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale
by SC-Gator on Sep 8, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No way man.
Craig James’ favorite song is “No Woman, No Cry.”
Damn, I thought this was Football season.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Sep 8, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
While Texas is playing Kansas
watch it on the LHN!
Don’t you remember…
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Sep 8, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's great
A game no one wants to watch on a network no one can watch.
by Gaknar on Sep 8, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
one of the only things texas has done that merits universal approval
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi
Please make sure to close the door to TexAgs.
Feels kind of drafty in here.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Sep 8, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
DELOSS DODDS PLAYS THE MAMBA, TELLS DAN BEEBE WHERE TO GO
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by Jamie DeVriend on Sep 8, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Texas: FUCK Y'ALL WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAYS
(starts bossa nova beat on Casio)
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Sep 8, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 19 recs
Texas A&M on the purpose of their football program:
There is no purpose. We do whatever we do. You either blow your brains out or get on with something.
[You done good, Boss. Pull yourself a dip.]
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
/aTm records what it claims is the greatest album ever
//releases Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Sep 8, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't know Pete Carroll could play the guitar
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Funny, I thought it was Richard Gere
Couldn’t figure out how it fit in with the rest of the topic at hand
No, no, no, see
The WAC was Yes. Then you had the MWC, which was really Yes, but they couldn’t call themselves Yes, because the WAC had a bunch of new guys (except for Chris SquireHawai’i, who somehow ended up with the rights to the name, and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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by jonfmorse on Sep 8, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jefferson Airplane--> Jefferson Starship ---> Starship goes here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 8, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
I love a good Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe reference.
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by texwestern on Sep 8, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think "somehow"
is being the last original member left.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I think the WAC tops out at The Spin Doctors.
I love green because money be green.
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How do we nominate someone for a Pulitzer? I'm looking that up right now...
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This part was pure gold!
Texas can eat a taint-flavored lollipop. A dude’s taint, not some hot lady, okay? They can just eat that all day long, far as I’m concerned. Used to use my bathroom to shit in, and not his own. Every. Single. Night. What kind of an asshole thinks he’s too good to streak his own toilet? I mean, really. Ask yourself that.
"And tonight's Sonic Drive of the Game, will be the drive back to Tupelo"--Jack Cristil
by more_cowbell on Sep 8, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I can see Texas as some sort of Rick James character.
ESPN is a hell of a drug.
(And Mother of God, this is glorious.)
by SuperJew on Sep 8, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Baylor's solo stuff got a little weird
"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson
by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Sep 8, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
Thank god for model trains, you know?
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I would love to see this town in the autumn. I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent. I would have made tiny little leaves, oak, poplar, maple, chestnut, and spread them across the town of Crabbeville. Magnificent.
"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson
by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Sep 8, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A&M as Mitch?
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Sep 8, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HEY WHA' HAPPEN?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 8, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Sep 8, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
They've been decent ever since they stopped huffing paint a couple years ago.
I mean, they’re not going to sell out a club by any means, but they aren’t going to shit on-stage either. (like they have in the past)
by SuperJew on Sep 8, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"i would love to see crabville in the winter"
"I am a sinner that does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official."
Crushed it
Oklahoma: I don’t even remember when he started using Callahan. All I know is that I’ve never seen any drug like that. It didn’t even look fun.
Nebraska: Callahan. Yeah, don’t ever do a drug you find in Oakland. Ever.
Thank you for making my Thursday.
by AU Tiger on Sep 8, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
You mean full strength Callahan.
Jets have been going off some weaker stuff, seems to be going alright so far.
"I did dumb things." - Tim Beck, Nebraska's new OC
by Salt Creek and Stadium on Sep 8, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They cut that shit with 2 parts Moore to every one part of Callahan
Mix in some stepped on Schottenheimer, too, but that’s just to cut the speediness of it.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, that had me breaking out in random fits of laughter for, like, 4 days after I dropped it.
Maybe I shouldn’t have taken 3 hits, but then again, maybe I should have.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
But no Millen. Not even once.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Sep 8, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This one time, I went on a serious Sherman bender for a few years.
Now, I hear that’s all the rage down in College Station, but I can assure you it doesn’t end well.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rumored to cause drowsiness.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Sep 8, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, if drowsiness means sleeping in a dumpster for about 4 months and waking up with AJ Hawk.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than waking up next to Mrs. Hawk
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
This goes here:
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Sep 8, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haley's just the opposite
One hit of that and you’re buzzing like the Flash. It’s like Les Miles without the productivity boost.
My favorite part, hands down.
And lemme tell ya, the shit they lace that Callahan with, the Cosgrass, you don’t want to fucking light up a blunt and find out it’s stuffed with Cosgrass. That is a bad fucking high, man.
by Erik T on Sep 8, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
T-Minus 4:30 min for the footbaww....
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NickBloomfield is My Hero.
by VUfanInNJ on Sep 8, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
sigh...
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 8, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Now, Kansas, this review of your 2010 campaign
simply reads “Shit Sandwich”.
Kansas: What…they…they cant print that
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Sep 8, 2011 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
None more crap.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
2010: History Awaits
2011: History is Waiting
2012: History Forgot
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Sep 8, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
FYI Danny Sheridan is on PAWWL
talking about the bagman again….
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oh oh oh pick me pick me!
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 8, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Not worth it
PAWWL’s callers are doing it for you. They are tearing him a new one
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NickBloomfield is My Hero.
it is. it really is.
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NickBloomfield is My Hero.
Scott Van Pelt
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Sep 8, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU CAN'T HIDE THE TRUTH ANY LONGER SCOTT
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[Snarky comment at the expense of someone that shows how witty I am}
What's the deal with observational comedy?
I AM SO SMRT
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 8, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Changing the subject, how do youall think Oregon is going to rebound?
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Sep 8, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rebound from what?
It’s not like LSU dominated them or anything.
/Dan’d
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Sep 8, 2011 5:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
The Assman.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Just sharing... no one says you have to take the drug.
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Texas is quickly becoming Dennis DeYoung
to the rest of the Big XII’s Styx.
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by texwestern on Sep 8, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Appropriately placed in this thread - Quick synopsis of Big12 realignment situation
From a guy named SteveA:
****: We’ re leaving Texas: Fine leave. We’ ll replace you with notre dame and Arkansas andBYU. ****: fine we’re gone. You’re gonna miss us. Texas: you’re going to miss going 7-5 Dan Beebee: “what’s going on?” Texas: shut up Dan SEC: we’d love to have A&M ****: sweet we’re ready Sec: well there’s a couple things. The other schools have to let you go. Rest of BIG 12: sure, whatever. Get the *****out freaks. ****: they said we could go. Sec: okay we’ll get together and let you know. Texas: Notre Dame is out and so is Arky. BYU is a maybe. It’s coolthough, we’ll just invite SMU, Houston and somebody else. All is well aslong as we get our tv network and money. OU: hmm, maybe **** was on to something. OSU and Tech: ugmm we’re game if you’re game. KSU, Kansas, ISU and Baylor: what are you guys talking about. OU, OSU: nothing shut the *****up. Mizzou: keep it down *******s I’m talking to the BIG 10. Texas: you *******s better not be trying to leave. OU: well whatta you gonna do if we do. Baylor: who’s leaving? Texas: OU, OSU and Tech. Baylor: that’s ******* bull****. Texas: tech you better not even thinking about that KSt: yeah bad form guys. (Whispers to Kansas) what’s our options. Kansas: just be cool. I think I can get us out east. Mizzou: what’s that? I’ll go out east. Kansas. Yeah sure just shut up already. Texas: this isn’t looking so good. ISU: hello MWC. Goodbye world. (Puts gun in mouth, pulls trigger) OU, OSU: looks like we’re going west! Texas: ****. Tech. (Silent fist pump) Sec: congratulations ****. You’re coming to the SEC. ****: YA mother*ckers. See ya *****es. Sec: but…. ****: but what? Sec: they all have to repromise not to sue. ****: well that’s fine. I mean they all already said they wouldn’t rightguys. OU: ya. OSU: no argument from us. Mizzou: whatever. ****: Baylor? Baylor…. Texas: ( snicker) Tech: *********: are you ******* serious? You ******* worthless mother f*ckers. Baylor: well, rivalries and integrity…..yada yada yada *****you (laughinghysterically) Kst: sweet. We’ll go along with this. Come on ISU. ISU!? Oh god.
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi
by agulhas78 on Sep 8, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Our spies report agulhas78 has completed The Great Wall of Text!
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Sep 8, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Send in the Mongolians!
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Sep 8, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
stop ruining my shitty warr
...I can dance on my own grave. THANK YOU...
by Boozy McHound on Sep 8, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
GOD DAMMIT.
SELL THAT SHIT AND START ON CATAPULT.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
/Baylor offers every technogy and all gold to form alliance.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Sep 8, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/mizzou offers vassal state, every technology, all gold, tribute of cow, and BRANSON to form alliance
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
/offer of BRANSON refused by all
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by jonfmorse on Sep 8, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hold on let's think about this logically...
that means we get Yakov. Wait, nevermind.
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Sep 8, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
/mizzou plays wrong game, thinks it's Leisure Suit Larry
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
U. Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 8, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/Tech plays PIRATES!
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Sep 8, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
/Baylor plays Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
by SuperJew on Sep 8, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/michigan plays
secondary. it’s not very effective
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 8, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/notre dame plays battletoads
Try all you like, you’re never going to win.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This was a little too hard for them...
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hated that flying car level, I could never seem to make the final eleventy billion inch jump at the end.
...I can dance on my own grave. THANK YOU...
by Boozy McHound on Sep 8, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely. The Battletoads jetski level is still legendary for its difficulty in video game nerd circles.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Sep 8, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they make a version of that for PC?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/notsureifserious.jpg
Sid Meier’s Pirates! is one of his first classics.
/pours one out for MicroProse
//fires up DosBox
by Albino Tornado on Sep 8, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I played the remake all the time my first 6 months in Afghanistan.
Then I got Empire:Total War.
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
U. Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 8, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
/Mizzou bangs hooker, dies of STD
//Mizzou restarts
///Mizzou bangs hooker, dies of STD
////Mizzou restarts
Etc.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Texas is holding out
They want the RGIII unit gifted to them (with transfer waiver) plus resources (PAC-12 transfers that come home to Baylor) for 90 turns
by AU Tiger on Sep 8, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Do they have Bear Cavalry?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
sorry, man - I thought it deserved to run in its entirety
think he captured the lunacy pretty well
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi
Sorry, but with all the stars and formatting, I honestly can barely make it out.
Not that I don’t appreciate the effort.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
when I read it, I imagined it was like driving a ferrari fast around a road track
other readers wondered if meth was involved
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi
by agulhas78 on Sep 8, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A for effort
F for formatting
I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale
i didn't want to mess with the original - that's how he did it
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi
another guy commented:
“Let’s call it “12-beer free-form rambling”. There is definately a humorous tone to that monstrous paragraph."
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi
Baylor will get a job as the equipment manager for a parks and recreation department in Pomona, CA
As payment, Baylor will receive what is called a “stipend:” which is like money, but is such a small amount that you really can’t call it money.
Baylor will be extremely satisfied at this significant increase in their income over what they received as Big XII members.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Sep 8, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Can we not just send another cult to Waco to distract them?
by Durdens Wrath on Sep 8, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Who, Baylor fans?
It will look like reinforcements to them.
by sullivan013 on Sep 8, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHH'M THE BAAGMAAN
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that was awesome trollin
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KOO KOO KACHOO
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Sep 8, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Being able to use my iPhone rather than tying up my computer resources
is so totally for the fucking win. I used to rarely listen ‘cause I didn’t want to slow down the box while trying to work on shit.
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But Nebraska still made the MNC game in 2001 after the 62-36 debacle
That’s the college football equivalent of Jethro Tull beating Metallica for Best Heavy Metal Grammy that one year.
by ben_in_dc on Sep 8, 2011 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Most truthful part?
Nebraska: The SEC? I dunno. I’ve heard it’s less like a band, and more a cult or something.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a offering to prep
I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale
by SC-Gator on Sep 8, 2011 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Snyder cupcake scheduling joke?
Kansas State: I stuck to the easy parts
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Sep 8, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Iowa State looks to the future
Maybe I could be like a salesman, like maybe in a haberdasher, or maybe like a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, “Would you… what size do you wear, sir?” And then you answer me.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Sep 8, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 18 recs
Baylor wants to know, just as a point of clarification
are we still going to do the Big XII Championship Game?
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Les Miles has done acid Seven...
-ty six times.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done, sir!
Kansas would be the roadie the band brought on stage just to stroke the wind chimes once during the ballad
by gatoreagle on Sep 8, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It really began in 2003
2003 was supposed to be Oklahoma’s masterpiece. They were incredible, critics said their performance might be the best of all time. Then it drops, and what happens? All of that is overshadowed by this throwaway Kansas State track called “Darren Sproles”. Caught Oklahoma completely off guard, and that’s when he lost it.
by mgravity on Sep 8, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
See, I remember watching Oklahoma thinking they wanted to add an element of zydeco to their style.
It didn’t work. Epically.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
OT (and it may have been talked about already) BUT:
WHO ELSE IS FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THE POSSIBILTY THAT NIKE IS INTRODUCING THE NIKE Air MAG TOMORROW?
/Power laces, alright!
CockyScar, trending like Andiambro's BAC.
by Cocky Scar on Sep 8, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
McFLY!
...I can dance on my own grave. THANK YOU...
by Boozy McHound on Sep 8, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OMG OMG OMG!
I think I peed a little when I watched the Marty McFly’s Closet video on youtube. The linky is for the invitation that a blog got from Nike.
CockyScar, trending like Andiambro's BAC.
WANT WANT WANT
now where is my hoverboard damn it!
get on it scientists! I was supposed to have a flying car 10 years ago!
...I can dance on my own grave. THANK YOU...
by Boozy McHound on Sep 8, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
...
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Sep 8, 2011 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
My guesses starting top row from right to left:
No clue, Marley, Hendrix, no clue, Ozzy
George Harrison, Ray Charles, Tupac, Marvin Gaye, Neil Young?, Cash
David Lee Roth?, Jerry Garcia, Cobain, Buddy Holly, Lennon
How far off am I?
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
!etah annog sretaH
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Not atrociously far off.
Standing: Freddie Mercury
All rows left to right:
Ozzy, ?, Hendrix, Marley, Sid Vicious
Johnny Cash, ? (possibly Clay Matthews with brown hair), Marvin Gaye, Tupac, Ray Charles, George Harrison
John Lennon, Buddy Holly, Kurt Cobain, Jerry Garcia, Jim Morrison
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The one on the top row everyone is calling Ozzy is really Janis Joplin (the two do look alike)
The one you missed on the top row is Syd Barrett, the one you missed on the middle row is Gram Parsons.
/drops mic
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 8, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That does make sense, what with everyone else dead on here.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Still sticking with my Clay Matthews call, though.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you're right actually.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
He is.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that Marc Bolan on the bottom right?
and no, I’m talking about T-Rex the band, not inviting random ban-hammers!
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Sep 8, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bottom right is Jim Morrison
Bolan had curly hair.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
small pic plus bad eyes...
couldn’t tell it wasn’t curly. Oh well, glaring omission then!
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Sep 8, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Dang
ashamed that I missed Gram Parsons. I’m a medium level fan of his, or at least I thought I was.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 8, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'm wrong about that now
It looks more like Shannon Hoon (singer from Blind Melon).
On that note, how do you not have Gram Parsons in a lineup of famous dead musicians?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The complete lack of members of The Who's rythym section implies that the creator of this image was something of a dolt.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Moon took the picture
Entwistle was late to the party- still in Vegas doing blow with a couple of hookers
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Sep 8, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
200,000 DOLLARS, AN CECIL ONLY GAVE 20-30 THOUSAND TO THE CHURCH? PAWLLLLLL!
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COCKROACHES
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well hydrated?
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by Boozy McHound on Sep 8, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Just wants you to think about him when you go to the bathroom.
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Only complaint: switch Nebraska and Oklahoma early parts
NU was never hyped up for this.
This, though:
Nebraska: I didn’t know how hard it was going to be to keep it together. I mean, I was okay for a while, but that night in Boulder, man, I didn’t even know how hard the drugs were hitting me until it was too late.
plus the pic of Li’l Red with the booze is dead-on hilarious and painful. Linking to that Youtube by K State is a low-fucking-blow. Uncalled for. Ouch.
Rest of the article killed it. Brilliant as usual.
by RedOutBDB on Sep 8, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's in their smiles
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Sep 8, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
.
Missouri: OK guys, thanks for putting me in charge of the band. It’s a great show of faith after all the stuff that went on last year.
Texas: haha sure, whatever [goes back to making out with groupie]
Missouri: OK, anyway, I was thinking that for our Detroit show we could-
[Promoter enters and gives Texas a bag of money]
Texas A&M: Fuck it, I’m out [kicks over amp]
Missouri: Um, what?
Texas: Get back here!
A&M: Fuck you!
Oklahoma: sigh [pulls out phone and calls Pac-12]
Missouri: Wait, could we just-
Baylor: [pulls out gun] I’M NOT GOING BACK TO THE LOUNGE CIRCUIT [shoots amp]
A&M: I’LL KILL YOU
Texas: I’LL KILL YOU
[Kansas starts stuffing food from the buffet into his pants]
by Gaknar on Sep 8, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
why do I try to stay away, that was very nice satire.
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by Anon_the_younger on Sep 8, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
What idiot would draft Peyton Manning, huh?
/shiftyeyes
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by Old South on Sep 8, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ryan Leaf could win the big games.
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by Boozy McHound on Sep 8, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/sigh
At least I took him in the 4th round of my super cheap league.
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by PAK on Sep 8, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
"But Bob, I dont have 95 million dollars"
You see your money is with Bill and Bill’s is with Tommy and Tommy’s is with Mike and all of it is in the Longhorn Network
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Sep 8, 2011 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Ma'am, take the marbles out of your mouth.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 8, 2011 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
She sounds about as sexy
as bukkit walrus.
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And then there was that one magical tour back in '08
Texas, Oklahoma and Tech were all just owning on stage, like some SRV shit. But the spotlight was just too small…Texas was like “OU, our solo fuckin rocked your solo’s cock off…we went for 45 seconds and you only went for 35 seconds” and then OU was like “shit man, Tech out soloed your ass last month with a fuckin Marimba” and Tech was like “yeah, a Marimba” and Texas and OU together were like, “Shut up Tech!” Then OU just snapped at that show in Norman and beat the shit out of Tech before he could even get off the bus…Then there were airplanes and shit and Oklahoma wound up losing that battle of the bands down in Florida to some Lynard Skynard cover band.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Sep 8, 2011 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Replace Lynard Skynard with Tom Petty
Just for maximum appropriateness
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by SC-Gator on Sep 8, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Random butthurt Penn State fan on complaining to Pawwwwlll
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You're listening to next Monday's show.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I love technology.
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its a replay from yesterday.
Absolutely amazing.
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Now in Pennsylvania Style!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 8, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Slathered in a mock cheese sauce?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
If Keith Richards sees this,
how long does he wonder if it’s a photoshop or if he really did wear that Lil Red head one night?
by Nick's Hat Band on Sep 8, 2011 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No gif, no snark
Just a heartfelt statement…that really IS the most putrid shit I’ve ever heard come out of a guitar. In my life.
Inanity @gothlaw
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That's not putrid.
It’s just bland and dry.
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You mean that wasn't Nickleback?
I thought that was some sort of Behind the Music crap in it’s own right
I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale
Best part of the video:
When they saw a giant balloon man poking his arms out of his sides and a bunch of girlfriend-beating tough guys wearing an awesome N on their helmets, they knew it was time to put the cows in the barn, put in a dip of chaw and watch some football.
I would pay money for quality hate like that. Even better, though, is that thanks to my favorite football team, I get it for free.
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I can totally picture all this in my minds eye even without hallucinogens.
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So, 2007 was when Beebe told Kansas and the rest of the band that he needed more cowbell to punch up the song?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
Dodds puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody.
The difference is, when he does, he goes out and makes gold.
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2007
Was when Missouri and Kansas got into an epic guitar duel in Kansas City. As a victorious Missouri stood sweating on the stage, basking in the praise of the roaring crowd, Oklahoma walked up behind him and hit him in the head with a guitar.
by Gaknar on Sep 8, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Kansas never played guitar. Well, maybe bass, but that seems to me more like K-State's job.
Maybe 2007 and was like backup singer vocal jam on The Great Gig in the Sky on DSOTM.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta admit
over the history of the Big 12, K-State and Texas Tech were a pretty decent rhythm section.
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Yeah, they held their own. Competent, workmanlike, and each of them had a killer solo.
KSU in ’98, TT in ’08.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
And, of course, 2003...
Also, they counted down the beat for the opening number at the first show.
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OHOHOH
Doug from Lafayette PA is back!
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Penn State's last significant win was last week against Indiana State!
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Baylor reaction to possibly getting invite to Big East
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Sep 8, 2011 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Are they now arguing about the south vs the north
in terms of Civil War generals?
What is this?
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 8, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Every Day Should Be Civil War Day Down in Alabama?
by ItsComplicated on Sep 8, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
real close
Every Day Should Be Civil War Debate Day in Alabama
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 8, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Debate
or a word that rhymes with that?
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The South won the Civil War.
Granted, the CSA lost, but the south won; we’ve had to put up with them for 145 years and counting.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy Fucking Shit.
The fact that you can do this and the season opening piece in the same week…
/bowsthefuckdown
Also,
I don’t even remember when he started using Callahan. All I know is that I’ve never seen any drug like that. It didn’t even look fun.
Holy balls, man. That whole “the trumpet player blew you off the stage” bit absolutely killed me.
This is killin' me.
Paul is just trolling this shit out of this moron.
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So wait...
Nebraska: The SEC? I dunno. I’ve heard it’s less like a band, and more a cult or something.
The SEC is Polyphonic Spree?
by Gator Cub on Sep 8, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Then we need to be bringing in Oklahoma and Ok St.
I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale
by SC-Gator on Sep 8, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Shelter
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
With its following, you gotta go with Buffett Band right?
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The fuck it message of Jimmy Buffet and the Coral Reefers, coupled with the fact that it always has only one clear frontman, implies a connection with the ACC.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Sep 8, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The band may be of fuck it but the fanbase is not
As shown by this – clearly not ACC fans
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by VUfanInNJ on Sep 8, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Suppose it could be the Big East though?
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In that they are widely lauded but annoying as fuck?
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by greekpadre on Sep 8, 2011 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My feed must be way behind.
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AND HE IS FREE
#freebruce
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Google just ate Zagat.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 8, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Did they give it a good review?
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by Mango Stasi on Sep 8, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Rec'd at light speed.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Sep 8, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Well done. That was freaking brilliant.
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by BillyZoom on Sep 8, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Paul did not grasp that caller's question
But I can’t blame him, because the question was fucking stupid. Dude asked if they’d take points off the board for an excessive celebration penalty on a play that wasn’t a score.
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Big XII refs in a close conference game in which Texas A&M recently scored to take the lead
are interested in these ideas and would like to subscribe to the caller’s newsletter.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Were you aware:
There is a provision in the NCAA rulebook that allows refs to adjust asses and alter the rule in any way deemed fit in order to make the game playable? Not I’m not saying that the refs should make the aggies play with two players clad in nothing but dogshit….I’m just saying the refs MIGHT make the Aggies play two guys clad in nothing but dogshit. And allow the other team to use cleating as an effective and legal blocking maneuver.
I would be shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU,
if Big XII officials stooped to that level of retribution.
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I predict
Aggie goes 0-9 in conference, outscored 0-693. You heard it here first.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 8, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You have Stoops' chin
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 8, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hoping for the opposite...
might make a trip to the Baylor/A&M game worth the effort just to see what happens on the field…and off
ALL.THE.POPCORN
Tuberville & Crxxm think that that would be an excellent idea.
Auburn Wins!
-2 to -3!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 8, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
OT: But...Boobs
During the piece about Maryland’s uniforms when the clip is showing the players jumping into the stands did anyone other than me notice the girl on the bottom right with the death grip on her own boob?
Yes
Good to see that she’s checking for lumps. Breast cancer is a horrible disease and regular checks and doctors appointments can help detect it early.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Apropos of everything
RUUUUUUUUDY CAN FAIL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 8, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Oh, so this is the hate thread.
Good to know.
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Every thread is a hate thread.
We shall hate on to the end, we shall hate in Ohio,
we shall hate on the seas of ranch,
we shall hate with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our stadium, whatever the cost may be,
we shall hate on College Gameday,
we shall hate in the bars,
we shall hate in the golf course and in the streets,
we shall hate in the hills;
we shall never surrender.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 8, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
SO SAY WE ALL
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That would require any of us giving a crap about Rudy.
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 8, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That only makes you an excellent human being for knowing so few.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
The Boston College fan thinks this is the wittiest shit he's ever seen.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
But what will he do in November with no NBA?
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GOAH BRUINS! HAWKEE GREATRIOTS!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Please, they only pay attention to hockey in April, May, or June.
And only if the Celtics are out of the playoffs.
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Hey, at least he doesn't go to Northeastern.
THIRD BEST SCHOOL IN THA GREATAH BAHSTIN AREA FAHK YOUSE GO EAGLAS!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Craig Finn?
Craig Finn thinks I’m witty? SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
We have a female Penn State fan from Alabama on Pawl.
Is it Paige?
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Oh that would be glorious.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 8, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, and Austin City Limits is perfect for the band picture.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Sep 8, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL NO MA'M F U
LIVEBLOG
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
That's cool
Bring yo A-game, bitchezz
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 8, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa, whoa, whoa, why are we dismissing Kansas so bad?
He had this superhit in 2007. Besides, the group always knew he was into other activities than playing; I mean they are mostly known for a song completely unrelated to their work in this genre
by Belichick's Army of Midgets on Sep 8, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions
Socrates was a fan before all the stuff about Mangino came out.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well, mostly because Kansas choked on a ham sandwich
and we’re not sure that the “Kansas” currently playing in the band isn’t just a lookalike.
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So you're saying Kansas is Mama Cass?
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by Linoleum Knife on Sep 8, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Mama McCartney.
Hermaphrodite, you see.
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Yeah, but that 2007 solo was just like the end of Freebird.
It sounds really impressive, but talk to anyone else who plays—that is some of the easiest shit out there.
This is deeply disturbing.
I’ve still got the station I was picking up the PAWWWL feed from on, and I am now apparently listening to Newbomb Turk doing a sports talk show.
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HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
SO I HEARD ABOUT THIS GREAT SHIT CALLED CALIFLOWER OR CALIGULA OR SOMETHING, ANYWAY MY HOMIE LIL’ RED SAID HE GOT REALLY FUCKED UP ON IT…ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN SCORE SOME? C’MON MAN, LET ME HOLD SOME TIL NEXT WEEK, YOU KNOW I’M GOOD FOR IT!
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by darthbubba on Sep 8, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I'm really surprised
that the Mystic Knights of Oingo Boingo didn’t come up in this thread.
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This is not the first time you've tried to get away....
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You know...
I’ve seen some pretty cool stuff in my life. But, THAT…WAS…
by lone star auburn man on Sep 8, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
A couple of days ago
I got a little pissed with this site, but the sheer awesomeness of this article brought me right back!
So amazing
This is probably the best thing I’ve read about the Big XII ever! Bravo. Bra-vo.
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