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A letter to Auburn Coaches on behalf of SEC sanity.



Dear Auburn Coaching Staff,

Congratulations on your win against Utah State.  You pulled off your 1 millionth come from behind victory.  I say this in all honesty because it is good for the SEC as a whole.

 

However, it's that come from behind mentality I must speak to you about.  The SEC can only afford one Les Miles.  There is not enough Pepto-Bismal to support two, or God forbid three.  Les Miles is a great coach.  But he's a gambler, and bat-shit crazy.  Only someone of Milesian abilities can pull a win out of their ass as if it were magic.

 

So I beg you Auburn coaches, either crush your enemies from the start of the game, or just lose once you're behind in the 4th quarter.

 

For while miracles are nice, they lose their luster when it becomes your gameplan.

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