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So we arent using up the other two first?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
does it matter?
We will need them too.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLTZ
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Third Quarter
He’s yelling at TJ Jones in that one for letting the ball bounce off his shoulder and into the hands of a defender
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
we need the support of the commentariat for this discussion. not argument. discussion.
bestest jorb of two: FSU or Georgia
FSU alum says Georgia. FSU can only sell out high profile games and can’t pay even close to the same money. Similar recruiting, slight edge to FSU because Miami is crapping recruits.
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Georgia
Definitely Georgia. You’re second fiddle in the state at FSU
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You're only second fiddle right now
It has not always been thus
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
If FSU wins the national title and Florida has a down year, it'll flip again
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a leather one or a cleat
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
not a bet I would take
/srs off
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DO NOT JINX THEM
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Fine. Oklahoma will not curbstomp FSU.
And then they’ll lose to Missouri again.
DAMN YOU CYCLONE.
can’t you just be happy with your future almost b1g invite?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
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"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Sep 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
Not even “almost.”
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Do not want
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
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by allicolls on Sep 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe I missed this
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
well, should the pageant queen not be able to fulfill her duties, the 1st runner up gets to be crowned.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Normal crowning?
Or Thrownage crowning?
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yes?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed, I think UF is #2 job in the country.
Even with a national title, FSU will not catch UF. can’t compete with that money and can’t fill the stands the same.
With UM down, I expect UF and FSU to dominate pretty much everyone for the next 5 years
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
How soon you youngsters forget
In the mid to late 90s through the early 2000s, FSU was THE premier program not named Nebraska
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
football has changed, ya'll oldies should know that
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
Kids are fickle and have short memories
and down cycle at UF and a resurgent FSU will make the ’Noles the preeminent team in Florida.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
team yes, program no
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
Before Urban's arrival, it would have been inconceivable that people would consider the Gators to be a better program than the Noles
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
god I feel so bad laughing at this
its not 1992 though
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
Here's the scary question
If Skip Holtz stays at USF, and the NCAA converts Miami to a smoking crater for the next decade, could USF become one of the big 3 in Florida in lieu of the Hurricanes?
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I think FIU is too far behind USF and UCF
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
"In a surprise move, the NCAA
has put the Harris County D.A. in charge of the Miami investigation."
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
care to elaborate?
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Post below me.
For fucks sake dude are you high?
Alabama, Notre Dame, USC, OREGON NOW (Seriously you have UNLIMITED resources) Michigan, Texas, Oklahoma
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if I agree with Notre Dame or Michigan
Both programs have to wake up a bit before I’m back to considering them better than Florida as a job. I mean, there’s a reason Urb picked Florida over ND.
Because he couldn't get partial qualifiers at ND?
/trolling, obviously
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
It's believed that ND lowballed Urban because they believed him when he said it was his "dream job"
and then the embarrassment of losing him to Florida led to the overreaction of throwing boatloads of cash at Chuckie Dubs
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Private school
So I guess we’ll never know for sure.
Did Willingham recruit well? That might have been a factor since Urbz was coming in with a full cupboard due to that being the only good thing [Redacted] could do.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I think he signed 5 O-linemen in three years, and was going to take the coaching staff on a golf trip the week before national signing day before the AD got wind of it.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So that probably plays a part in it too. Urbz was a smart guy after all.
I mean, I think ND is still a very good job. I mean, it’s certainly going to be a stressful one, and you have probably more people to answer to at ND than probably any other school because of all the historical baggage, kind of a national fanbase, and a ton of exposure no matter what your team is doing (Texas wasn’t nearly as harped on as ND was.)
It’s tough to move into a team that requires a lot of building up from coaching neglect and requires some wholesale changes in how things are done. Except for Texas, the top 10-15 jobs will probably always be in flux.
So yeah, I don’t see ND as a top 5 job at this point.
other rumors: Urban asked Davie which job he should take, and Davie said the best place to win right away was Florida
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Ok, so why does Texas stay up so high?
Just recruiting?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That and facilities and Austin.
Mack Brown was done with recruiting by the time the last signing day was over.
Don't forget the massive amounts of cash
The ability to hand pick the players you want from the most football rabid state in the country is an immeasurable advantage
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by stempke on Sep 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something.
I get lost in the homerism here sometimes.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
No kidding.
It’s a perfect storm, basically.
As soon as Mack Brown leaves, Texas should be able to pick anyone that’s not top 10-15 job already without too much trouble.
Unless it’s a guy like Petersen who just loves Boise.
they have to be right for Texas. Brown created an amazing network with
Texas High Schools, and they don’t want a coach that burns those bridges.
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by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Mack Brown doesn't get enough credit for the way he locks down Texas
and he gets a lot of credit.
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Willingham would like you to explain this recruiting thing, he's never heard of it
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both of the replies to Charles' comment are correct...
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
Because Florida started courting him about 3 weeks before we could make up our minds?
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It's certainly not better than Texas
but after that there are a handful of schools that could arguably be #2
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
agreed
this is what I was thinking. its a debatable issue, theres no need to JORBLCARP NOTRE DAME IS GOOD JOB ASDFASDF
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
Notre Dame has a huge amount of resources
But the recruiting problems (Come visit LOVELY SOUTH BEND) and the immense pressure on it hamstring any coach. Good job, but not a great one.
South Bend is no Lubbock, not even a Pittsburg but they do just fine recruiting-wise.
Having all your games on national TV will do that to you.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Some.
Not a lot. All of the demographic shifts have pretty much been down South, and the recruiting rankings bear them out. (Recruiting rankings: Not always right, but usually predictive of success)
The entire Big Ten recruits Chicago
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Sep 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The entire B1G recruits Ohio more.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well sure
But Chicago isn’t exactly lacking in talent. Neither is Detroit, for that matter.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Sep 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The Charles had at least one recruiting class that was #1 in the country
Sorry, but your “ND can’t recruit” narrative doesn’t hold water
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YES
BUT THAT CLASS DID NOT HAVE SEC SPEED, THEREFORE BULLSHIT RANKING
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think he's saying ND can't recruit
his argument is narrower: it’s more difficult to recruit at ND (snow, not as many hot loose women) than at other schools on the “best jobs list”. Not enough to knock it out of the top 5 jobs list, but enough to take it from the #1 spot.
I disagree, but that’s just me.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I know you're only half serious
but I think the girls in a location are half of recruiting. Why FSU is so successful I’ll leave out there for the thinkers
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you can't see the STDs that well?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
hey now
that wasn’t very nice!
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oh honey.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm new to edsbs and an ACC fan
break me in easy, chloe
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oh, dear.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
She'll whip you into shape overnight.
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Just?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so, which ship is michigan and which is ND?
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Yes
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One on the right is Michigan
One on the left is Florida State’s ranking.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
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I'm not saying it isn't possible
Nor that it hasnt been done, just that it’s difficult. I think the SEC has a distinct advantage in it.
Are there required religious classes?
(Honestly I don’t know) But if so, could that contribute to a recruit not going ND?
by Durdens Wrath on Sep 6, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
aww stemp
I didnt mean to call ND out, its a bad weekend. but trust me I know the pain of losing to USF.
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USC?
in about another how many years?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
its still prestigious, but without a MNC available to win, its not wanted.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Michigan and Oregon
Be up there son. USC and Florida are not.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
USC is a premier job as soon as the sanctions are gone
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
OMG we agree on something?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd put Oregon ahead of USC at the moment.
Sanctions + The Nike Moneybags
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Yeah, I could see that.
But Michigan?
Not so much with the past few shit season, and their fans in ultra-jumpy mode.
Right now Michigan is top 10-15. Certainly not top 5.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
but the big house is so pretty
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.... it is, actually.
/twitchvomit
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Sep 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
/points
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/fumbleceptionpenaltyfarts
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not healthy to dwell on this weekend's failures for so long.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I'M NOT DWELLING.
/hurls lamp at mango stasi
//picked off
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Did it sail high or bounce off a receiver first
Just wanna know if you’re my starter at the beginning of the game or after halftime
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
It should arrive at Mars in about 6 months.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You achieved exit velocity?
Clearly you shall be my starter. Who cares if the other guy completes passes, your arm is stronger
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
PHYSICAL TOOLZ I HAZ THEM.
WRENCHES AND SHIT.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrenches fix plumbing
shit do opposite
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by saxattack29 on Sep 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe I'm the first who rec'd this.
But it made me laugh, so you get a rec
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
/immediately develops cirrhosis
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at it this way
5 days until the next game.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Sep 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I see them top 10-15
Probably behind ND though, as ND gets more exposure even if they’re playing shitty.
No.
Oregon is Phil Knight’s baby, and it’s a top ten job, but the recruiting difficulties we have with our location prevent it from ever being a top 5 program. And Phil Knight wont be around forever.
He could donate enough money when he dies
That the AD never has to worry about money ever again
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It's fucking Nike motherfucker
The recruiting is done for you.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, no, nyet, nein.
We’ve worked HARD the past few years (and possibly worked illegally) to get the recruits we have. We’re just now starting to get the linemen we need to compete for a national title.
Willie Lyles has worked hard. Oregon, maybe maybe not.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Seems like Florida State...
access to Florida recruiting pool, easier path to BCS games. UGA is competing against Florida, Alabama, Auburn, Tennessee, now USCe, etc.
fwiw…
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
Yeah but EVERYONE is in Florida for recruits
Including Georgia.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno
I don’t think the panhandle is particularly amazing with HS football compared to Tampa, Orlando, and Miami.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
They have a ton of connections all over the state though
Getting in with those high school coaches through alumni distribution is huge.
I get that...
but actually being in Florida can’t they sell the “close to home” thing? I don’t know, just asking.
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
It's more than that
It’s playing with people you know arranged through people you trust. Florida is full of FSU and UF alumni. Florida is a good school, but it’s prestige is mainly in Florida or the somewhat surrounding area. The same can be said for FSU. Alumni distribute back to where they came from to a large degree.
Where are all the Georgia fans in a random kid’s support group in Florida recruiting hubs? I’m sure they’re there, but they’re seriously outnumbered.
there's enough talent in Georgia to win a NC. FSU and UF have been picking it off for years
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South Carolina and Clemson from the north as well
Would a Georgia coach be able to wall it off in this day and age?
Fisher and Muschamp could have done it. They just need the right guy.
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No way.
Bama, Auburn, Tennessee, Clemson, FSU, UF and USC all recruit Georgia pretty hard.
Columbus area is closer geographically to Bama/Auburn than to Athens. Valdosta is closer to FSU. North of Atlanta is closer to Tennessee. Augusta is closer to USC. Savannah closer to UF. And Atlanta is a city of transplants.
See, that's what I would think
Like trying to lock down Florida, I would think. Having the alumni base gives a substantial advantage, but that can probably only go so far when you’re bordered on all sides by big time football universities.
Tallahassee is a 25 minute drive to the Georgia border.
There is plenty of support for UGA in the area- and South GA has a good amount of talent. FSU fans are happy Richt is staying, because he doesn’t recruit South Georgia as well as Jimbo Fisher does
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Georgia
More resources and a better conference.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I hate to say it, but Georgia
Only 2 FBS schools in state, for one thing.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
That might depend on your feeling about non-pointyball sports.
It’s a mixed bag, but gut feel leads me toward FSU out of the gridiron. On the field, you can make arguments either way.
Honestly? I think it’s splitting some might fine hairs at that point.
Right at this moment, Georgia
In 6 months when Miami gets the ol hard high one from the NCAA it will be FSU. With Miami out for the count all those 5star kids that want to stay instate will end up at UF and FSU. I firmly believe the fall of Miami will lead to 10 more years or the UF/FSU game deciding who has an inside track to the national Championship
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
If Miami gets USC++ penalty
do they ever take 3rd place back from USF?
or 4th from UCF?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
UCF is a joke
Living in the Central Florida area it becomes clear that the top athletes in the state will never take them seriously. They are where kids that don;t get recruited by the big 3 end up or kids that area afraid to leave mommy and daddy’s side for too long. Now USF is a different story they have some BIG wins under their belt now and with the super awesome year they had a few years ago the program seems to have a different feel about it.
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I figure all UCF needs is a BCS conference invite and that all changes
One day they will have the alumni base.
It may be 20 years from now.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
O'leary was on a local radio station a few weeks back
Begging fans of the big 3 instate to adopt UCF as their second team. You can be a FSU fan, but why does that stop you from attending our games and buying out shit we sell in every gas station from Coco to Leesburg. I’m paraphrasing , but that was the intent of the whole thing. That’s not confidence inspiring and lets not forget that they are under investigation in basketball and football
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
UCF may as well be Orange County Community College.
Now, I’m not trying to slam the school itself when I say that. But in big cities which don’t have major public universities, the local community college serves as a transfer stepping stone for kids who can’t afford to go to Big State U or a private school, or who simply don’t want to leave the nest yet.
My son graduated from an Orlando-area high school last year, and I can say this with no hesitation: UCF serves an absolutely identical purpose for Orlando. The kids who’d be attending Tarrant County CC in Fort Worth rather than going to one of the major schools in Texas… the kids who’d be going to Johnson County CC instead of KU or K-State… those are the exact same kinds of kids who are going to UCF.
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/looks at Montclair State
//le sigh
///I had good reason to go here damnit.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
UCF is graduating lots of 4 year students though
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So?
That just means kids aren’t transferring. Doesn’t have anything to do with it being the ultimate close-to-home safety school.
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I was saying they arent necessarily using it as a CC
However, Louisville was (and mostly still is, although it is changing) a commuter school too. Or “close-to-home safety” school, if you prefer.
25 years ago they were no one in the football universe. Lower than where UCF is now. Heck, 10 years ago they were exactly where UCF is now, a regular strong contender in CUSA. And now, well, they are still basically no one, but a higher level no one.
UCF is much larger than UofL. I see no reason that in 2031 UCF couldnt be where Louisville is today.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Why is there no pic
of Will Stein in this post?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont squeeeeee that way
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
twss?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Louisville has NEVER been what UCF is.
Seriously. There’s a difference between a “commuter school” and what I’m talking about. Best analogy I can come up with is Louisville : Towson :: UCF : UMBC.
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And the point of graduating lots of students is that it provides a potential fan base
especially if they stay close to home after graduation.
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There are other reasons why this is irrelevant
but they’re spidery.
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based on what?
the track records of Jimbo Fisher and Muschamp. A cominbed total of about 15 games coached.
The fact Jimbo and Muschamp are already recruiting lights out
and as much as it pains me to say, I think Jimbo has FSU on the right track. I don’t think they are there yet but in a year or two they will be. Muschamp is a little more of a mystery but if he can’t get the job done Foley will find somebody that can
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't FSU been recruiting well for the past few years anyway?
I’ve heard they didn’t recruit the right positions under Bowden’s last few years though.
The last few years of Bowden's reign
they were missing out on almost all of their big targets but still loading up on 4stars. The biggest worry FSU has right now is what to do when Stoops leaves for a head coaching job next year
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait? You mean you're supposed to coach them after they show up?
Well, no one told me
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Don't have wins to show yet, and may never will with the current coaching staff's
But can you really sit there and say you expect Jimbo to fail?
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I will honest
I expect Jimbo to try to make a play at the UGA opening. FSU’s facilities are total shit, and its going to take years to get to a level that competes. Most FSU people will tell you the exact same thing.
Never put much thought into FSU facilities
guess I always just figured they were up to par with other big time programs. With Miami out of the picture running through the ACC should prove easy for them. I don’t see why the road back to national prominence would be that difficult
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my best friends is an FSU guy
and what I outlined to you is what he is convinced will happen with only one caveat. He believes that Jimbo will jump to UGA, and desperate for a coach, FSU will wind up with Richt. Thats what he honestly believes. I could buy into the Jimbo to UGA thing, the other I find difficult to believe.
Richt to FSU? not Holtz?
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I don't think Holtz or Petrino are long at their jobs, honestly. Probably not Briles either.
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Holtz and Briles moving up and Petrino doing something only he understands?
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Petrino's secondary protocols
lack logic. He was programmed incorrectly.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Back to the Falcons
only to leave a week later to coach the Hamburg Sea Devils. Yes people told him the NFL Europe dies years ago but fuck it
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. This is plausible, right? Right?
though maybe UGA gives Dan Hawkins another chance
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I could definitely see Briles sticking it out at Baylor and turning them into a Boise esque team that dominates whatever non-AQ conference they end up in post Big 12
Holtz, if his dad is any indication will jump at a premier program if and when one comes calling
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I wonder if it's enough of a move up for Mullen.
To merit him abandoning a team he’s built up decently well.
depends on if you want to deal with the day in/day out bullshit stuff he doesn't have to deal with at State
same deal with Tennessee and whoever takes over at Texas
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Um.
We have a coaching opening? I must’ve missed that.
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by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
... obviously, I don't think Dooley's got it in hand.
losing to UNC with 13 men on the field was not impressive
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you would say that, wouldn't you
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So Brian Kelly should've been gone after last year, right?
I mean, it’s fucking Tulsa, you know? Who the hell loses to Tulsa?
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by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT OU
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
thankfully, we tore up our bowl game
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And lost to South Florida.
5 turnovers? That’s fucking terrible, with an experienced team no less? How the hell can the hallowed halls of South Bend stand that? He needs to go. He’s not cut out for the job.
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by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, there are elements of our fanbase that actually believe this
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
It makes as much sense for y'all as it does for us.
Every fanbase has its mouthbreathers.
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by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if I should laugh or cry
The thought of seeing Richt every year makes me happy, but fighting Jimbo in the SEC every season makes me sad
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by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
it depends how much money they offer him. He's had everything in Tallahassee go his way immediately, with recruiting on fire and UM's full collapse.
Due to the unfortunate family situation; may not want to move.
Its a unique position. He’ll do what’s best for his family and not whats right for his wallet, and rightfully so.
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
/looks at recruiting class
//has a sad
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Okay, now that my OCD is in check
just finished a Capital Supper Club.
A friend of mine described it perfectly: It tastes like and MGD made correctly.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Capital is a solid brewery
I’ve never had a bad beer from them
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I had their Ofest when I was up there last month
I dont have words to describe how off it was. But everything else Ive ever had from them was solid to awesome.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I don't know that I've ever had their Oktoberfest
I stick with Staghorn when I want and Oktoberfest
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Okay, here is my question for you
why does anyone drink Spotted Cow when Supper Club is available.
Note that in general, I prefer NG to Capital.
Two Women!!!!!!
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Because Spotted Cow is a 1000 times better than Supper Club and this is not open for debate
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Sep 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The reason it isnt open for debate is its just plain wrong
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Kentuckian
I spent 5 years in Georgia.
(and 2 in Wisconsin)
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Point still stands
I told you I wouldn’t accept argument, now begone
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
This HS game is entertaining.
Anybody else grilling this evening?
Gonna do barbeque pork chops and some hot dogs.
Filet dethawing, about to fire up grill
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
New Pac-12 slogan
Fuck bitches. Get money.

Come on down, Oklahoma.
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Sep 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
/plays Boomer Sooner
/plays Boomer Sooner
/plays Boomer Sooner
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mmm, my NEW theme song!
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's just a matter of time
before OU is member of the Pac-16’s Southwest Division…
OU, OK State, Texas, Texas Tech, Colorado, Utah, Arizona, ASU
Could be a hell of a league…
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ahhh 4.75 guaranteed wins!
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Those 3/4's of a win are the best.
/stillmad
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
hehehe. giving Tech and Okie light the benefit of the doubt here
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The current Pac 12 split happened because all the teams wanted access to California
I think you’d see at least one California team and at least one Texas team in both divisions
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Nah, if Texas was open, there'd be enough cross division/mini conference play
That you’d get access to both Cali and Texas for recruiting, and there would be a unified TV footprint for everyone that would become a pretty huge recruiting tool for the current Pac-12
No, I don't think so
I believe the split will be as follows…
Pacific: USC, UCLA, Stanford, Cal, Oregon, Oregon State, Washngton, Wazzu (original Pac-8)
Southwest, Arizona, ASU, Utah, Colorado, Texas, Texas, TTech, Oklahoma, OK State
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
But only with suitable division names!
/puts Texas Tech in Pacific division
//puts Stanford in Mountain division
oh oh oh can OU be in the Hos division!? puh-leaze!?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW you're singing my song!
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm starting to worry about you.
Did the bad Truffle do something to you, honey?
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not that I remember...
but he does start new jerb tomorrow so there will be less hammondbombing
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Hoes?
New Pac-16 TV deal is rumored/projected to be worth $35 million a year per school.
You’ll be putting 24s on the Sooner Schooner!
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I WANT SPINNERZ
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
/slaps Type R sticker on the back of the Schooner
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Well, tell them to shit or get off the pot
so the rest of us can get on with our lives, would ya?
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Gotta take of the rest of the bitches too first, yo.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
FURK TAKE CARE
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
GOD JUST GET ALL YOUR SKANKY FRIENDS IN THE CAR AND GO ALREADY
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THEY HAVEN'T TAKEN THEIR PANTIES OFF YET
/waaaaaaiiiiiiitttttt that sounds wrong
//ohwell
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Not when you're talking about Mizzou it doesn't.
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by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
She's a flasher.
Okie Light is the girl who wants to LOOK sweet and innocent
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
But it's the big-ass fake ring she wears that scares everyone off.
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by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
naw that's Texas Tech.
It’s a couple of years old. She thinks it looks like the one OU and Texas wear.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Baylor's got a weave, a nasty fake tan, and a purity ring, right?
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by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
no fake tan, but yes.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Baylor's hot, loaded, wearing the purity ring
and with a load of daddy issues
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Now, you apologize right this instant.
Baylor’s a nice girl. Yes, she’s unattractive and sort of dumb, and she really believes there were never any dinosaurs, but she means well.
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Are we sure this isn't TCU?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
TCU's way too easy to be a devout Baptist girl.
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just because the cheerleaders are hot...
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
lesigh
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I just don't have a rebuttal, your final logic is infallible.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes me all the more ashamed.
I try to convince my other half that it isn’t so simple, but then TCU happens.
/Mizzou rips off top, yells OH GOD DO ME NOW
//B1G and SEC look at each other
///b1g doesn't recognize boobs
////SEC thinks the ones around him are already better
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Go on...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You know, I just had a hilarious image.
Imagine Cal and Stanford fans descending on Eskimo Joe’s.
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I pray for this day.
can we take a field trip?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Really, I think we sort of have to.
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is it wrong that I want to stab OU people fans for wearing eskimo joes gear?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think it's wrong to stab anyone wearing Eskimo Joe's gear.
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At least I can see the reasoning on the okie light faithful
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Why couldn't the ACC
just do north and south?
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by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Because Boston College would be in a division all by themselves
and that would be hilarious.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Because UNC is a bunch of whiny bitches
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
BECAUSE FSU AND MIAMI MUST MEET IN THE ACCCG
AND BECAUSE ITS INCONCEIVABLE NO OTHER TEAM WILL EVER MAKE TO THE ACCCG, IT MUST BE HELD IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA
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GOD I AM SO HUNGRY i COULD EAT SARAH JESSICA PARKER
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 5, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions
...after which you'd still be hungry.
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PHRASING
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
A horse
Sorry
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The one time I will call this on someone to save them
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok
I’m done
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Just so long as you don't use mayo or ketchup.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Might want to put that in a stew first... let it soak...
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Sep 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Who said something about a stew?

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Sep 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is just purely a social call, man.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
After the LSU loss, I can see Oregon being like "fuck that noise"
Cupcake it up. There’s no real reason not to, unfortunately.
If Tennessee was scared, they probably would have called if off last year.
Game was gonna be in Eugene
Oregon likes that noise
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Oregon's really good at "mutual cancellations".
K-State and Oregon were supposed to have played this weekend. Oregon wriggled out of it to take the JerryWorld game.
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I'd give that one time to marinate.
Here in Knoxville, we’re getting a lot of “not it’s not cancelled” blowback.
Give it time.
I've spent the last 45 minutes
trying to kill a chipmunk on my bird feeder by throwing rocks at it. I have a new respect for our neanderthal ancestors.
/hank hill “furry bastard!”
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Your modern ways...
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by BillyZoom on Sep 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Another hour of Deus Ex before Maryland-Miami? WHY YES YES I THINK SO.
/Dragon’s Tooth to the noggin
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Time to finish Secret of Mana
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Sep 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
/Maryland relishes idea of getting Under Armour money in same way Oregon gets Nike money
//Under Armour illustrates for the 74th time THEY ARE NOWHERE CLOSE TO BEING NIKE
ENJOY THESE HIDEOUS UNIFORMS MARYLAND HAS TO WEAR!
/eyes start bleeding
//wailing and gnashing of teeth
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
worse than jawjas?
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
There are no workds.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/words
//points at own failure
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/insert rant about disrespecting tradition
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by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly Mark May and Russ Grimm are morons
They’re big plan was to intimidate the Green Bay Packers by their ability to play in the cold?
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Never overestimate the intelligence of anyone who is proud to be or have been a Washington Redskin.
I swear, years of listening to John Riggins on the radio convinced me of one thing:
He certainly did receive the best education the University of Kansas had to offer.
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The Packers were historically bad in the 80s, the Redskins were very good
And they decided to play right into the one advantage the Packers had. Scholars, I tell you, scholars
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
/plays sandstorm
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
/points
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Hi kids
I haz confus about the fact that we have football tonight. Is there always foobaw on Labor Day? I can’t remember anymore.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
yes, Th,Fi,Sat,Sun of this weekend every year
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
I think I forget the magic
each year b/c it’s all too much after nothing for months. It’s like amnesia.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Miami FSU played two years ago
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Also the 2006 barnburner.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This is usually the Miami - FSU game
I don’t know why it’s not this year
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
USC did that to me by playing Sat
instead of Thurs. CHANGE IS CONFUS
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I was none too pleased with that timing
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Nor was I since it started right before the LSU game
AND I couldn’t get it on my computer since I was using the VPN to connect to USC and it was blacked out there.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I know FSU bitched about it-
they HATED having the game that weekend, because they’re trying to build a schedule of three patsies, the ACC, and UF at the end. They just have to finish out their contractual stuff before they have an OOC schedule like UF’s
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Right, I meant in terms of timing.
Patsy, patsy, patsy, ACC, UF, ACC CCG is their hope
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And by game, I mean schedule.
/shows self out
//trips over own feet
/looks at UF's schedule
//sees Furman the week before FSU
///laughs
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
We do that every year
We always schedule an easy one before FSU because of the possible SECCG after FSU as well. It might as well be a bye week.
NC?
serious plus smart plus lots of luck
unless you’re Les Miles, and then you laugh, eat something indigestible, and take all the luck
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
Oh, not bashing it...
just playing off the comment that I replied to
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
not quite
patsy, UF, patsy, acc, patsy, acccg is my best guess
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
Well, yeah, ideally.
But reasonably, UF isn’t going to move that game to the beginning of the year ever
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm not sure why it was moved from Labor day
but it really sucks to play UF every year after playing a team we have to prep for when they schedule a bye. Jimbo wants it moved to the beginning of the year so we can have a small game before the ACCCG
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
My understanding was that he'd love for it to be the 4th or 5th game of the year.
At least, from the rumblings I heard when I was living in Tally and working with athletes
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
lol sign
Every
Significant
Player
iNeligible
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by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
including the RIG
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"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Sep 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Moral of the interview: Despite the fact that several people at Miami were contacted about the Yahoo story, no one told Al Golden
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Lets Jacory Harris babysit kids
Kids intercepted by kidnappers
by bcolt44 on Sep 5, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel sorry for the guy if that's the case
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Said he got "maybe two hours notice" before the story came out
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
You can tell he's trying to make the best of the situation
But he is either getting a big extension or getting the hell out of there come Janurary
Hey guys,

I still do not know who will play QB for Miami tonight, but I’ll be there informing you throughout; can’t wait!
See you soon!
Regards,
One of the best former NFL President and CEOs of all time.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
@normconquest
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Sep 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
NO.
I DO NOT CONSENT.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS
/prays enough people watch Sons of Anarchy to get this reference
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I am there for you.
Just got done with Season 2.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
@normconquest
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Sep 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
OH SHIT GUYS
Joe Schad reports the NCAA may be investigating Miami
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Al Golden looks like someone kicked him the balls
He may still be shell shocked
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Either that or he'll get shell shocked tonight.
/bad turtle pun’d
Let The Golden Era of Miami begin.
Filet and Oktoberfest
Maillard reaction FTW!
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Investigation
So, if the investigation will take another 6 months, will all these players sit out this season? That sucks for them.
Welp, I'm out.
Be back later for the second half of ACCtion.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Lou Holtz said the exact same thing I've (and a lot of other people) been saying
Basically, if Superconferences happen and that kills the Big East, ND will join a conference. I won’t like it, but I’ll understand it.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Yet another reason to abhore the superconferences.
You’re different and special and I find you distasteful for it.
GODDAMNIT AGGIE NOW YOU’RE EVEN STEALING MY HATE
Why don't you like the idea of ND joining a conference?
The main reason I’ve heard is that it fucks your rivalry games something fierce.
That's actually a pretty good reason in my book.
Whatever may be said about ND as an indy, they have some really good autoschedule games.
It's OK if the SEC doesn't understand rivalries.
After all, they root for their whole conference.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Sep 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
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the secret ingredient is ... love?!
That, the conference that makes the most sense for them(B1G) has members that actively tried to kill ND football,
they have a strong identity as an independent, etc., etc.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Because we have very important, traditional rivalries with 5 schools
Michigan because they are evil and need to be destroyed, Michigan State and Navy because for different reasons they were integral in keeping ND football alive, Purdue because it’s an in state rivalry, and USC because it was the first true intersectional rivalry and a big reason why we have a national fanbase. That hasn’t even gotten into the yearly games with Stanford (who ensures we have a game in California every year) Boston College who can die in a fire for all I care.
Also because I like the fact that we have the flexibility to schedule whoever we want. In a conference the game next year with Oklahoma and the Miami game in Soldier field don’t happen.
But mostly because being Independent is so ingrained in the identity of Notre Dame, that it would feel like we’ve lost a big part of who we are.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
You don't get the independent reason because your team has been a part of a conference since 1922
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I say this not as argumentation or rebuttal, just as a data point:
“being independent is so ingrained in the identity” was also true of Penn State, Pittsburgh, Rutgers, Syracuse, and Boston College.
(Put your hand down, [random school that was independent once], I left you off this list because you weren’t always independent.)
Do you think any of these schools have lost a big part of who they were?
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Syracuse hasn't.
Penn State series was going to end anyways, with or without independence.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet the did, and I'm sure their were fans that lament it
I won’t see joining a conference as the end of the world, but I will see it as a significant loss the football team is taking for the benefit of the rest of the sports. Like I said, I won’t like it, but I’ll understand.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Depending on exactly how things shake out, it could be argued that even the football team would be doing it for self-preservation.
It’s not impossible to imagine a world in which superconferences require enough inter-conference scheduling that a school could either choose a local WAC/MACrifice or a ND game. Many would choose the former.
Your perception of the ancient past, it intrigues me.
Schools have been choosing the cupcake over the prom queen for years already. Hell, the move to the 11-game and then 12-game season were efforts to open more schedules up so that teams could “afford” to play big games, and what did we do? We started expanding our conferences instead.
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No one at Syracuse laments losing independence
Same thing with every single other school on that list. They all wanted to make a conference because they all played each other anyways. And Penn State fucked it up.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Only because they all shit on PSU when the Nits had the same idea twenty-five years earlier,
so PSU went out and found a better deal
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
It was more because Penn State wanted to pull a $Texas
Joe Pa didn’t give a shit that everyone said no in the 70’s.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
8 B1G games plus Navy plus USC
still leaves 2 unscheduled games.
/not suggesting, just saying
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
No that leaves 1 unscheduled game, B1G's going to 9 conference games
And that’s why the Big 10 makes the most sense, but at one point in time the Big 10 tried to kill Notre Dame football by refusing to play us. Which is still a very big point of contention for most ND fans. Michigan State basically spit in Michigan’s face (who was pushing the blackball) and continued to play us.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Ohio State was pretty well strong-armed into that, from what I recall.
Michigan threatened to not play us if we played you.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Good lord, Tom Rinaldi is a jackass.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
MARYLAND YOUR HELMETS ARE FUGLY
that is all
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
/glares at domino's suspiciously
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
No.
The $6 big-ass pepperoni pizza instantly when you walk in the store at Little Caesar’s is for the poors (aka me).
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was $5.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's $6 here. :(
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
CiCi's.
/drops mic
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking gross
I walked into a Cici’s once, noticed all 40 customers sniffling, noticed everyone had touched their own serving tools, and left.
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
True.
I have my frequent fat-ass card for when I go there (seven punches, you get free buffet on your 8th). My friend at Auburn went through FOUR of those cards in a calendar year. He’s going to HNNNNNGGGGGG at like, 28.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
CiCi's is not for the poors.
CiCi’s is for the stupids.
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Urg.
Went there once with coworkers. Have not been back.
by The Missing T on Sep 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
What am I?
Chopped liver?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know if you were perma here like me!
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm perma here, too, for the most part
on the weekends, anyway.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
btw who are the new girls?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Some Penn State ladies
Can’t remember exact screen names. Real nice.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I jumped in late last night once I found out North2 and I were dating.
and noticed that even in my absence that everyone was talking about hooking up/dating/sex.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was weird.
Lots of lines done been crossed lately. I’m hoping it’ll settle down soon.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
nope, gonna get worse first.
too many new kids
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Also, one of the PSUers is Paigesomethingorother.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn new kids.
Can’t leave you guys alone for a Saturday night.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
The PSU folks were/are great
I’m not referring to them when I talk about general line-crossing
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
No, just no
I don’t understand why people want to make this some exclusive club
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I bake you a funny bone
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Is gone, South Florida took what was left of it
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I don't recognize half the people posting
/getouttamyyardkid
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
so many!
there was a guy on another thread who is 15 years old. weeps
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that ruins ALL MY FUN now i’m going to have to act like an adult
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He should be on Every Day Should Be Friday.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Sep 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/off-tackle
//off-tackle
///off-tackle
////punt
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like HS football in St Louis
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It's possible to post here while sober?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yes.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, you were ironing his shirts.
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Valid.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I am desperately trying to stay awake
until 8:30 at least. Do not want to wake up at 5am. Plus I have no cable so I have to watch the game on my laptop.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhhhh, i'm sleepy and yet...drinking SOUNDS like a good idea
maybe cheerwine/cake?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I am home now
so I had a beer as soon as I walked in the door. Met a girlfriend last night in Savannah and had ALL THE DRINKS.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
that was saturday.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
With Truffle?
everyone make it to Sunday alive?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I did.
He posted late. So, I guess both of us aren’t serial killers.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Or you got his login info from him,
THEN killed him.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The call is coming from
INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You should come back to Savannah again soon!
We have lots of fun here- the GF came to visit this weekend, and a group of us went out on River St.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
It was an unplanned stop
as in I am too tired of white-knuckle driving to get out of TS Lee and need booze now. Stayed at a swanky hotel, ate good food, got hit on by some 25 yo boys, and drank some yummy stuff. Also saw an old dude dancing with himself to some teen rockers on Ellis Sq. and a bunch of Jersey Shore rejects at some club called Crypt. Good times.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like fun!
We went to Huey’s for dinner(I’d never been…better than expected, considering how touristy it looked). Then we walked around on River St. before heading up into town to wander around the squares. Finished the night at Lulu’s Chocolate Bar. Good times as well.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
trade weekends?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yesterday started with me
opening my car to find out my step-dad left the windows cracked after driving it last. It sat like this during 2 days of T.S. Lee and 45mph winds. Everything was soaking wet and the radio didn’t work.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
oof. I had family weekend.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I MISSED YOU!
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I may or may not be getting sucked into embarrassing television.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
We are too...
Maryland-Miami is on
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Sep 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which thing?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
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Seriously 2 yesses and one no.
And the yesses are from a guy who hates me(kidding) and a guy in oregon who doesn’t have to wake up until i’ve been up for 4 hours.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
haha Maryland dream job
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.
Apparently that was a reason
He was hired over Mike Leach. As a Maryland grad, it is good to know our AD is a gullible idiot. Maryland football isn’t ANYONE’S dream anything
!
You exist?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
/frantically checks off on scorecard.
//attempts not to scare bcolt44 off
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
So you're Scott Van Pelt, then?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What is wrong with you people?
The Assman is SVP. I keep telling you this, and y’all just ignore me and go LALALALA
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I thought that guy was a FSU fan?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Sep 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, he's been going on about Maryland being a top 25 team.
I MEAN COME ON.
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"Old School"=annoncer speak for "a little bit racist."
by emc503 on Sep 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yay! let's throw around accusations of racism, casually
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Announcer was yammering on about how the coaches do things old school/the right way
Which included references to do-rags and earrings.
What's racist about not wanting your players wearing do-rags and earrings?
Are you saying only black people wear them?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh only if beadle is the only host
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
you...ah...um...yeah.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Deal with it buddy
CARTEL, CARTEL, CARTEL
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why I'll enjoy playing in the FCS.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Well, even if Edsall doesn't work out for Maryland
I bet that Friedgen guy would do well there.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SEXY HIRE
Yeah, he doesn’t, but he at least has to be a good football coach. Edsall isn’t.
Randy Edsall's idea of sexy:

Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
GARNISH
Get that shit out of my white rice, this aint france
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Sep 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That be the china pattern
settle down!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Sep 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
hived.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S PAINTED ON THE PLATE
or it’s the utensil
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
STILL TOO FANCY.
The plate doesn’t need decoration, and it’s distracting from the rice, doing it the right way.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 5, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It's been all over Sportscenter the last few weeks
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
"It seems that's the direction that the world's going," Stoops said of the prospect of a super-conference
THE WORLD WENT AND GOT ITSELF IN A BIG DAMN HURRY
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
EJECT EJECT EJECT
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/9/5/2406836/acc-electric-sex-monday
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/9/5/2406836/acc-electric-sex-monday
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/9/5/2406836/acc-electric-sex-monday
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/9/5/2406836/acc-electric-sex-monday
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
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FLAGGED
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
"Can you out-Pro Combat the Nike Pro Combat unis?"
Under Armour probably have.
A lot of Maryland flag in it.
However, that doesn’t make it not ugly as fuck.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions

















