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STAR WARS WILL MUSCHAMP

So, Will Muschamp doesn't get Star Wars references. Like, not in the least. In honor of our beloved Coach Boom, we believe Star Wars Muschamp needs to be may fly meme to run out the remainder of your Monday afternoon.


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I'll be careful.

/YOU’LL BE DEAD!

Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish

by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

John Brantley

Undefeated against Tennessee in his career.

/runs for the nearest emergency bunker.

His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You

by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tusken Raiders?

2-26 isn’t going to cut it, Locksley.

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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Use the force?

Last time I checked this wasn’t baseball.

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh, clearly.

________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009

by Holly Anderson on Sep 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I AM YOUR FATHER.

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!

(Maybe that fruit’s a bit too low hangin?)

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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Sep 26, 2011 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Boom motherfucker!

8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.

by Sasquatch Love on Sep 27, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We all know Muschamp is a die-hard Star Wars fan

He started hating on the continuation of the series 15 years before it became in vogue.

“Return of the Jedi? Sounds like Lucas is out to tarnish two once-proud movies.”

by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He's my brother?

Ain’t that only legal in Arkansas?

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 26, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Power converter?

That some kinda new-fangled power clean?

by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Muschamp.

Your sad devotion to that ancient Gator religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen playbooks, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the Tiger’s hidden fortress…
grips collar, choking

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by 3k on Sep 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Jar Jar Binks

He that Jamaican runner?

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You mean Barbados Slim?

Man, that guy is a bronze Adonis?

by vineyarddawg on Sep 26, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Blast shields?

I told Deonte to stop wearing that stupid thing. He can’t see the ball.

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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Han shot first?

BOOM motherfucker.

Somehow I think he’d get that one.

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook

by Billy Gomila on Sep 26, 2011 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Dagobah?

No, I don’t like it when Ed Orgeron sings karaoke versions of Dirty Vegas songs.

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

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by Run Home Jack on Sep 26, 2011 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

Tatooine?

My name ain’t Tressell.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Boba Fett?

Man, no thanks. Tapioca balls gross me out.

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

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by Run Home Jack on Sep 26, 2011 4:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yoda?

Easley does it, but I prefer karaoke.

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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Landspeeder

I know Marquis Maze is fast. We just have to contain him.

by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Star Destroyer?

Lane Kiffen ain’t that bad.

by Gaknar on Sep 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Sure hope the Gators don't "Live long and prosper"

C-C-C-Combo breaker

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 26, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Please leave the Champagne and caviar at the gate.

Get thee hither up I-75. Lord Muschamp will contact you presently with further instructions. Let the farce be with you.

by renegator on Sep 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Biggs was wrong, muthafukker!

Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish

by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I want to come with you to the Dolphins. There’s nothing for me here now.

Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team awayโ€ฆ

by Amsterdam Admirals on Sep 26, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I see what you did there.

Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish

by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll be back, and in greater numbers

When was the last fucking time Vanderbilt sold out?

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Mynocks?

Nope, they ain’t mine.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

We're playing Alabama at dusk?

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish

by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Holy shit. Yes obscure character for the win.

You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT

by jcolomy on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Padme?

You get your own damn pads, son!

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Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout

by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Frozen in Carbonite

So that’s how Smoothie King makes ’em so good.

by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I don't have time to discuss this in committee.

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

And suffering leads to championships. That’s the way Bear Bryant did it and that’s the way I do it, so stop whining about your knee and get your ass to practice.

by Gaknar on Sep 26, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

“Sir, the chances of going undefeated in the SEC are 720 to 1!”

“Never tell me the odds.”

by softbatch on Sep 26, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

But Muschamp would have totally gotten it

If she’d said they had a Jean-Luc Picard versus Will Riker relationship. With Derek Dooley in the role of Wesley Crusher.

Yup. Yup.

by Ardbeg on Sep 26, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Skywalker?

You’re right…that guy for GT made an excellent catch.

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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Sep 26, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Aren't you a little short to be a Vader?

Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish

by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saban's about as tall as Hayden.

/grows threeve feet in the suit

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make this green.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Sep 26, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Sep 26, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Finebaum

Jedi mind tricks, Little Nicky has ’em.

You had me at "meat tornado."

by Jack Fact on Sep 26, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Plaid it!

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 26, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

THE WLOCP ISN’T FOR A MONTH

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Sep 26, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

have I ever told you how much I love your name?

/reads over
//realizesitsoundsweird
///postsanyway

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The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?

Shoot, Even Jeff Demps can’t run that fast!

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Sep 26, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hivemind

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ASTEROID FIELD?

GET SOME PREPARATION H ON THAT, SON

by Synaesthesia on Sep 26, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

You got Asteroids?

No, but my dad does. Hasn’t been able to sit right for a week.

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jar Jar Binks?

Who made an Orgeron pinball machine?

by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Grand Moff Tarkin?

I like what he’s doing up at Washington

by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yo!

I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.

by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Can you speak Bocce?

Son, this is football, not lawn bowling.

by Nigel_T on Sep 26, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Admiral Piett?

Yeah, he just liek {REDACTED}

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Red Raiders

Don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose.

"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."

by Burrito Electrico on Sep 26, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Tusken Raiders

We don’t go to Murfreesboro this year.

by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

upon further review, this oughtta be

Tubbervilles don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Muschamps have been known to do that.

"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."

by Burrito Electrico on Sep 26, 2011 7:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Moff Tarkin?

No, Cholly, he was skinny.

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Zuckuss?

Now you’re just trying to be dirty.

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The Rebel's Secret Base?

I didn’t know that Oxford was a secret. Or do you mean Jackson?

by Tacopants on Sep 26, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Execute Order 66

Who’s been leaking my playbook?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

so much win in this thread

"Oh....sorry about that....so....Absinthe Party?"
"ABSINTHE PARTY!!!!"
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by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 26, 2011 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Palpatine?

Is that what Urban’s taking now? He looks like a million bucks.

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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

.

John Brantley: I love you Coach Muschamp

Muschamp: I know. BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!

by ParadigmShift35 on Sep 26, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Bespin?

I think my wife takes that class on Saturday mornings.

It's some sort of communique!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Tibanna Gas?

Is that what that odd smell coming from Weis is?

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Traveling

Through Alabama’s defense ain’t like dusting crops kids. We could hit a Hightower and that would injure us up real quick.

by ParadigmShift35 on Sep 26, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Dagobah System?

We don’t play Mississippi State this year.

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Kessel Run?

No, he skates. Let’s get back to football.

by texwestern on Sep 26, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He will join us or die

Pretty sure that’s a recruiting violation, son

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 26, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Control, control, you must learn control!

Getting that tattooed on Brantley this week!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 26, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Negative negative, it didn't go in

Should have used the I formation.

by Gaknar on Sep 26, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Admiral Ackbar?

I didn’t attend Ole Miss

by retnicf on Sep 26, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

Doesn’t sound like SEC speed to me.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Jabba?

You’ll pronounce Swinney’s name correctly or not at all, son.

For God and countryโ€”Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Sep 26, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

It made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

You know the parsec is a unit of distance, son. That’s how much you’re going to run in laps right now, actually. GET TO IT.

For God and countryโ€”Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Sep 26, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Gold Leader, Standing By?

I think you’re looking the Miami campus, it’s a bit further down the highway.

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Sep 26, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Porkins!

For the last time, Charlie, it’s called “Sonny’s”

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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Palpatine?

Urban’s just calling games now, less stressful.

I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy

by TheAVA on Sep 26, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This is some rescue. You came in here and you didnโ€™t have a plan for getting out?

Charles said we would have a decided schematic advantage.

Iโ€™ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Sep 26, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

This is clearly the reporter's fault, asking trick questions.

She definitely set her phaser to “stun”.

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Sep 26, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Tatooine?

This is Gainesville. Not Columbus.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Dantooine?

I coach Florida, not Michigan State.

"Oh....sorry about that....so....Absinthe Party?"
"ABSINTHE PARTY!!!!"
้€ฒ่€…ๅพ€็”Ÿๆฅตๆฅฝใ€€้€€่€…็„ก้–“ๅœฐ็„
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 26, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Hoth?

He’s on TV with Mark May.

"Oh....sorry about that....so....Absinthe Party?"
"ABSINTHE PARTY!!!!"
้€ฒ่€…ๅพ€็”Ÿๆฅตๆฅฝใ€€้€€่€…็„ก้–“ๅœฐ็„
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 26, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Auburn:

You will never find a more wretched hive, filled with scum and villany

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 26, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

ATSTs?

Got a damn good recruit right now, but we gotta get him testing better or he’s gonna be ineligible.

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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Thanks, Coach Holth . . . but this is a Will Muschamp thread.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Alderaan?

I’m a coach. I ain’t no local official.

It's some sort of communique!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Thick neck and quick to anger...

These aren’t the roids your looking for.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

/edits in a NOOOOOOOOOOOO after every pass interference call in the Tennessee game

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

All that technology and magic..

But they never figured out adequate heating.

by CockySpaniel on Sep 26, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Titties!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Apropos

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

OH MY GOD MY TOE WITHOUT ANY SKIN ON IT IS THROBBING IN PAIN RIGHT NOW

AND HARD CANDY IS ON IFC OH GOD OH GOD ELLEN PAGE IS A FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD SOCIOPATH

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

FORFEIT THE GAME SYRACUSE

SHOW SOME INTEGRITY

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

SHUT THE FUCK UP

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO TIRED OF HEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT. WAS 5TH DOWN CHANGED? NO, IT FUCKING WASN’T!

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It should have been.

Colorado’s lack of integrity is no use for Syracuse to have none.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no use=no excuse

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, look, here's a wallet with $15K in $100s.

Well, sure, the guy’s driver’s license is in here, but fuck him. He shouldn’t have lost the wallet, and his inability to keep it in his pocket is not my responsibility.

/pockets money

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It wasn't the last play of the fucking game

If the XP is missed, there’s no fucking guarantee Toledo drives down the field like that, and that is why every fucking argument about this is fucking stupid.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No guarantee?

You were still kicking off. They still only needed a field goal.

Your argument lacks merit.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

With a different score

Both teams play ENTIRELY different strategies. That’s why this makes no fucking sense.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they don't.

Toledo is playing for the same figgie they played for.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

All teams are playing for a touchdown in that situation

whether it’s a 2- or 3-point lead. Why? Because the TD forces the OTHER team to have to score a TD in the limited time they may have the ball back after the score; a FG won’t suffice.

You kick the FG when you run out of either downs or time to score the TD. Period.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That still doesn't work in regards to the Syracuse defense

Syracuse could afford to let Toledo into field goal range, they absolutely couldn’t allow a Touchdown. With only 2 points, then they can’t even let them into field goal range. You’re assuming one and only one fucking outcome is possible and the score being different doesn’t matter. That’s incredibly foolish, and I’m shocked to hear it coming from you.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never, ever heard of a team

on defense playing with the mindset of “Well, if we give up a FG, it’s okay, we still have OT.” Syracuse was out there trying to prevent them from even getting into FG range (and failed). To suggest otherwise is incredibly foolish, and I’M shocked to hear it coming from YOU.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a difference between playing with the mindset of FG=loss

and FG=OT. Obviously, Syracuse is going to try to keep them out of FG range anyway, but it does make a difference. Up 3, you’re more worried about the TD (loss) than FG (OT). Up 2, they’re both equally bad.

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by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps in a matter of small degree

But you tell me that you wouldn’t do everything possible to prevent even overtime.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If my strategy options are

1) 70% chance of no score, 30% chance of TD, or
2) 60% chance of no score, 30% chance of FG, 10% chance of TD

then you bet your ass I’m taking #2. Even though the odds of them scoring are higher, the odds of me winning (assuming OT is a 50-50 proposition) are better too.

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by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

among other things

- SU kicked off to the up man after the go-ahead TD, because Eric Page is a very dangerous returner. If up only by 2, it’s better to risk the long return (a TD return doesn’t take much time off the clock, and making Toledo drive another 20 yards is worth a lot if FG = win).
- SU had two time outs left at the start of the final drive. If Toledo got into FG range, they would have been employed to preserve time on the clock, not to ice the kicker after letting Toledo kick on the last play of the game.

by drothgery on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with Nick

The past is the past. It happened last week and it might as well be the 87 Sugar Bowl at this point as much as it affects the ’Cuse.

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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, but watch it cost Toledo a bowl.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So?

Toledo has no fans. When Cincy was in the Sugar Bowl, half of their “fans” were in Buckeye gear. Those schools—like UAB and Troy—are cute diversions but they simply do not count. Nor should they.

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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might be

The most epic and perfectly pinpointed troll ever.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Umm...wow....umm....*ducks & covers*

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

/mdwm

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's really no other response, is there?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's also pretty much my response to the non-story of Toledo/Cuse

Refs mess up. Unless it affects a national title, conference title, or rivalry game, you just go on to the next game.

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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts are refs will screw up at times. They are human (we think)

I just don’t like it being say an SEC ref team referreing our games against say Sun Belt teams.

Get us a B1G crew. They need the exercise trying to keep up with us.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me know when your team gets jobbed

I’ll be extra sure not to give a crap.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I already don't give a crap.

Refs helping Florida beat Arkansas a few years ago has me dead to the issue.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you'll forgive those of us

who remember, or at least have read about, a time when teams who benefitted from this crap would do something known as “the right thing”.

Most of the time, I’ll /mdwm “things were better back in my day” crap, but not when what we’re talking about is the difference between “win at all costs” and “showing some friggin’ integrity”.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Was that before or after the mammoths turned into oil?

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cornell/Dartmouth, 1940.

That’s just off the top of my head, understand.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They play in the Glass Bowl, gosh

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pic also works with Mangino and a cupcake

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Or me with an attractive woman!

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Tie Dye

The first bowl game I ever attended.

by MnM Enterprises on Sep 27, 2011 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right, because the missed XP really affects the kickoff and the plays that follow it.

Give me a break.

If the XP had given Syracuse a FOUR point lead, you’d have a point. You really would, and I wouldn’t even complain. But the difference between a two-point and three-point lead in that situation does not affect either team’s goals or intentions one fucking iota on the ensuing kickoff and drive.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it does

Toledo doesn’t have to play as aggressive to win. Syracuse can’t afford to play as passive to tie.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, responsibility sure gives us the business

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, every non-con regular season game and all bowls need...

neutral conference officiating crews!

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

More correctly

Officiating crews need to not be associated with conferences at all.

by The Missing T on Sep 26, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Works for College BBall

And that is way more of a logistical fucking nightmare.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

College hoops gets NCAA scratch

Whereas D-IA football doesn’t give the NCAA squadoosh.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Schools pay for the refs?

It doesn’t cost that much a year.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But having officials you bought costing or giving you a game: Priceless

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as they aren't conference refs for one of the conferences in the game

I’m neutral on who pays them. Also not giving you crap on the Syracuse thing.

I watch SEC football. I know all about bad officiating. =)

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've yet to see anyone happy with officiating in their conference

And while the NFL’s generally better there, it’s not by a lot.

by drothgery on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

True story

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 27, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not buying it

With the possible exception of the Pacific Northwest, there’s not an area of the country that only has teams from one conference. An official based in, say, Tennessee, has relatively realistic access to schools in the SEC, ACC, Sun Belt, C-USA, Big East, and maybe even the Big Ten and MAC.

by The Missing T on Sep 26, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You mean roving bands of hooligans that ref for the highest bidder?

Then Auburn would never lose!

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds glorious

But the MNC would alternate between Oregon and OkState depending on the price of oil.

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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Microsoft vs. Nike for the PAC-12 title every year.

T. Boone’s vs. whoever for Big XII.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's nothing.

Kansas State Football, sponsored by the Department of Homeland Security. “We have more money than Wal*Mart, Nike, T. Boone, and Buffett combined.”

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

So KSU literally prints money as needed

Yeah that’ll be hard to beat.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Syracuse Football

Sponsored by DINOSAUR BBQ AND FUCKING WEGMANS!

/wins 2 games

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/shoulderpunch

You know I’m not really mad at you, right?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No shit

It’s just fun to argue because it’s open ended.

/waits 5 seconds

TOLEDO COULD HAVE WON THE GAME HAD THEY JUST SCORED! OR NOT ARMPUNTED IN OVERTIME

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

See above, smartypants.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berkshire Hathaway, noted contrarians

Have a good feeling about Iowa State.

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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Apple would pick some completely random school like

Wyoming or something.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd gladly accept our Sun Devil overlords.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their new jerseys are a huge improvement

Only team I’ll say that about this year.

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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's really a Duke Grad, but whatever

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and he's from Robertsdale!

LA represent, bitches!

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have some pocket lint

Who does that get me?

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take them. We'll win the whatever league & level they play in

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Applications open for my coaching staff

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They play football...

In fact:

The announcement of Slippery Rock’s football scores is a tradition at University of Michigan Football games, begun in 1959 by Michigan Stadium’s public address announcer Steve Filipiak.3 Slippery Rock was so popular with U of M fans that on Sept. 29, 1979, they played in-state rival Shippensburg at Michigan Stadium, in front of 61,143 fans, a record for a Division II football game (Shippensburg won, 45-14). Slippery Rock played a second game at “The Big House” in 1981, attracting 36,719 fans in a 14-13 loss to Wayne State University.

From Wikipedia.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hived, although I had the wrong Michigan team. Oops.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're trolling me, I know it.

D-II, Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference.

For chrissake, they became sort of famous because they would make a big deal out of announcing their scores at Michigan State home games. Maybe a Sparty can shed some light on WHY…

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I expected you to answer but I wasn't trolling you

I have heard & like the name but knew exactly fuckall else about the rest. Thanks for the info.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering I wasn't responding to you

I’m pretty sure you weren’t trolling me either.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Was not trolling

But I also knew you’d answer the question.

by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No.

Michigan Man can’t even troll me properly, fuck Michigan Man.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He is.

There was a certain dillhole Michigan fan around this weekend.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which Specter has to realize

since he just referenced said Michigan fan with his joke, see…

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know. That's what I was referencing.

I wasn’t expecting a response.

Live to fly!
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by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

notsureifnotsureifserious.jpgserious.jpg

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

readsovertommyleejonessshoulder.jpg

Ok I gotcha. No worries.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorram sarcasm on the internet.

Hard to tell if it’s not over-the-top.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Especially when I go over-the-top more often than not

it makes my subtle sarcasm harder to spot.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Somehow

That doesn’t seem right whatsoever.

Also Google has way more projects in way more different areas.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apple, in fact, has more money than any other companies, I think.

Because they’re so successful in selling iPhones, iPads and Macs (and their margins on those are crazy, like close to 40%).
Google has more projects, but most of them (even Android, which, while Google receives ad money from people who use Android, Google does not charge for)) are not as profitable as Apple’s products.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Apple's market cap is 200B more than Googles

I did not think it was that much. Apple is a license to print money.

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by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of a lack of integrity

JMU suspended their starting QB and 4 other players after the W&M game for failing drug tests. Apparently they found a lab open on Sundays. How convenient.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well the lab needed to be busy not testing NFL players.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, that's integrity.

Benching their players for the Richmond game sends a message.

#sour

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm slightly bitter.

On the other hand, I can claim the loss didn’t happen and argue it was victory without honor.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The game could easily play out differently after that.

Syracuse will defend differently up two (must keep them out of FG range at all costs) than up three (FG isn’t a disaster, we should be able to beat them in OT; just gotta keep them out of the end zone). The fairest thing would be to replay the game starting from that point (Cuse up 2, kicking off with however much time left), but that’s not very practical.

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by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see an open thread

So I set up camp.

/opens Gem Saloon
//gets some whores and whiskey
///Clemson lost? Whores half price.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Apropos of nerddom:

Oh, Terra Nova.

Oh my.

It's some sort of communique!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SHIT

POPULATION CONTROL, RESPIRATORS?

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ok

Blade Runner environment? DYSTOPIA? I like so far.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

so it's good?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAIS

ALL THE BLADE RUNNER RIGHT NOW

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It doesn't sound like they're sticking there.

Didn’t the BBC do this already?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, the idea came from a British writer

And they aren’t sticking there, but still an awesome 18 minutes.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, we're recycling the old Stargate sets.

Going green and whatnot, you know.

It's some sort of communique!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's for my creative writing class

My teacher literally said “Follow those who inspire you.” I happen to be a Hemingway fan

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yes

But seriously. I grilled. Beer+Grilling=must

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

But I could

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bad hemingway contest is amazing.

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

A NEW RECORD!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Sep 26, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rebel Alliance?

Houston Nutt will try anything to stop losing.

Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof

by Grizzly_Adams on Sep 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"I WOULD RATHER KISS A WARTIGEREAGLEPLAINSMAN"

I can arrange that.

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

But

“No member of the Auburn staff will earn less than $255,000 (for the 2001) season, and all of the Tigersโ€™ eight returning assistants earned a raise of at least 10.4 percent.”

Let x= lowest assistant salary while Cam Newton was a player:

($255K/x)=(110.4/100)

25.5M=110.4x

x=$230,978.26

So even the poorest paid assistant made a good deal more than Cam’s father did.

[/studying for GRE]

by MnM Enterprises on Sep 27, 2011 7:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

STEPHEN FUCKING LANG

Is one of the most underrated badass motherfuckers of all time.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Just impacted on the surface?

Goddammit, Brantley!!

by Piperch1ck on Sep 26, 2011 8:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Any chance all the conferences can switch ref crews for one week?

I want Bama/Florida to have Ron Cherry.

And Arky/A& to have whichever team had the Oklahoma/Oregon game.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This is an anti-terminator, terminator

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're probably never heard of it...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I liked it better

when it was “Space Wheat”.

28-27=1

by ChemE93 on Sep 27, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I watched HIMYM instead.

Now watching football for a while. How is it?

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terra Nova just went Doctor Who on us

And explained why shit isn’t changing in the future

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"Raise bridge deflector shields I don't want anything to get through!"

What does Bamas’ secondary have to do with this?

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

And old Shinedown before that

Not bad ESPN. Not bad

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Usually not terrible on MNF

For NCAA however…yikes

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Raining Blood" during the next rainy MNF

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hightower & Burfict are going to Detroit. Heard it here first.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No quarterback left alive.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

They would be the 1980s Pistons of Football

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

NFL records in sacks & personal fouls

Make Paul Johnson the coach.

“Coach your D line ripped the QBs arms off!” “I give exactly zero fucks. He shoulda thrown the ball away”

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to get Janikowski on this team

This needs a Ken Stabler/Sonny Jurgensen everyman at the helm.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey Jon

Let’s say Kansas State goes 12-1 and Syracuse goes 11-1. ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING FIESTA BOWL REMATCH?

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, but

we beat a team that crushed a team that beat Toledo. Are YOU ready?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe we'll win the game

when a Syracuse TD gets called back on an illegal celebration flag.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am going to quit social media for ever if ISU wins that game

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I will get several

LOL ISU WINS AND IOWA WAS TOO CHICKEN TO PLAY LOL

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And ISU beating Texas last year was fucking awful

Because Wisc beat Iowa that day. And I got so many YOU GOT BEAT BY A TEAM THAT DIDN’T WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP 6 YEARS AGO

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I want David Cutcliffe to win the ACC

then look right into the camera and go “Hey Ole Miss, fuck you!”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forgot that was on.

So like if they have time machines and shit why don’t they just make a stargate? Or a fucking spaceship or several colony ships for that matter? Are they back in time to have more time to make Spaceships? I mean WTF. Really.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Send people back to many different times & places.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean but if they are getting sent to divergent timelines

ala Sliders whats the point? Humans are still super fucked. The only possible way to save the human race is to expand through the universe. Not through time. Plus there are dinosaurs there.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It only goes to one place

And doesn’t go back. TERMINATOR RULES MOTHERFUCKER!

And they’re back in time because the environment in 2149 is irreversibly damaged.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What, exactly, leads you to believe that such a hyperdrive

Would place us in a dimension where apparent travel speeds are higher? What if the point-to-point transposition is further than in our universe? What if c is slower there?

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/adjusts glasses

The speed of light varies in this current universe depending on the medium light is passing throug, i.e. faster in air than in water. The speed in a vaccum is what is properly called c though regular usage is a bit sloppy.

That tidbit aside, the notion of “hyperdrive” is built around the theory that points are closer together in the higher energy state of hyperspace. The hard science answer to this is that it is a natural result of string theory.

by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

/ignores PalmettoTiger

//engages warp drive

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"We come in peace shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill!"

I got “Star Trekkin’” running through my head now

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you'll go in pieces

/DolphLundgren’d

Handbags at dawn, sirrah.

by ChocolateCity on Sep 27, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/small rock impacts deflector shield

//entire warp core must be jettisoned
///ST design teams are incompentent

by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They didn't choose where it goes

it just appeared. They sent a probe back in time and got no signal back in 2149, and realized it was a divergent timeline (Separate universe, whatever). Then they sent Stephen Lang back by himself for four months, and he established Terra Nova.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ah ok makes more sense now. One way trip to unknown time.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

but even if they didnt choose where it goes

they must have other applications for the science behind it. Like it wasn’t Professor Farnsworth just making shit up as he goes along..I hope.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Finglonger was a rousing success I'll have you know.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have no control over the rift, or whatever they called it

It’s beyond their capabilities to harness. Besides, the Earth is still polluted as fucking shit, it won’t change anything.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Great

So Nasa just rolls over and dies in the future. Betcha China has space colony’s everywhere, like alpha centauri and shit. Terra Nova is only showing a future socialist recession ridden polluted america.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whoa dude getting a bit spidery.....

Chill brah!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Can't network science fiction bring us together and not drive us apart!?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want our future SEC football to look like Starship Troopers

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lulz

Hugh Jackman controls the robot QB in the future.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Hey Tin Man, throw me"

And after practice “Class dismissed”

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That's real fucking neato.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Futarama auto-rec.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

My top 5

1. Roswell That Ends Well
2. Tales Of Interest Volume 1
3. The Snu-Snu one (I forget name)
4. Parasites Lost
5. The Day The Earth Stood Stupid

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jurassic Bark?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

I was looking up the title. First time I saw this I cried like a baby.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's a great episode but not in the way the others are

It’s great art but depressing as hell.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Luck of the Fryrish was sad too.

Fry was so sure his brother had ripped everything off of him and used fry’s name until Fry realized his brother named his son in his memory.

by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, that one almost made me cry as well

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My t5 Subject to change

Roswell That Ends Well
The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Jurassic Bark
Where No Fan Has Gone Before
The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anything with the Robot Devil was brilliant

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

............
ROBOT HELL SONG
from Hell is Other Robots
Robot Devil
  Cigars are evil, you won’t miss them,
  We’ll find ways to simulate that smell,
  What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatela
  Here on level 1 of robot hell

  Gamblings wrong and so is cheating
  So is forging phoney IOU’s
  Let’s let lady luck decide
  What type of torture’s justified
  I’m pit boss here on level 2

  Ooh, deep fried robot

Bender
  Just tell me why,
Robot Devil
  Please read this 55 page warrant
Bender
  There must be robots worse than I,
Robot Devil
  We checked around there really aren’t
Bender
  Then please let me explain,
  My crimes were merely boyish pranks
Robot Devil
  You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender
  Aww, don’t blame me blame my upbringing!

Robot Devil
  Please stop sinning while I’m singing!

Robot Devil
  Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
  Musicians need that income to survive
Beastie Boys
  Hey Bender’s gonna make some noise
  With your hardrive scratch from the Beastie Boys
  That’s whatcha, whatcha, whatcha you get on level 5

Fry
  I don’t feel well,
Leela
  It’s up to us to rescue him,
Fry
  Maybe he likes it here in hell,
Leela
  It’s us who tempted him to sin,
Fry
  Maybe he’s back at the motel,
Leela
  Come on Fry don’t be scared,
  I’m sure at least one of us will be spared,
  So just sit back and enjoy the ride,
Fry
  My ass has blisters from the ride

Robot Devil
  Fencing diamonds, fixing cock fights
  Publishing indecent magazines,
  You’ll pay for every crime,
  Knee deep in electric slime,
  You’ll suffer til the end of time,
  Enduring tortures most of which rhyme,
  Trapped forever here in robot hell!

by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

1. The Farnsworth Paradox

2. The Sting
3. The Late Philip J. Fry
4. Jurassic Bark
5. Godfellas

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh the Philip J Fry one is also ALL THE SAD

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Late Philip J. Fry

Forgot bout that one, also a great one.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My top 5

1. The Luck of the Fryrish
2. The Late Philip J. Fry
3. Jurassic Bark
4.The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings
5.Time Keeps on Slippin’

by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings is my #1.

I lump a lot into a multi-way tie for 2nd (yes, I’m cheating), but that one deserves a spot in a list of top TV episodes, period.

by Narrow Right on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But

He’s stuck in the cupboard.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't Nam.

There are rules about posting links to TVTropes.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/gets lost in hyperlinks for five days

//nobody comes to find him

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is why I'm re-catching up.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually prefer meat locker or meat counter brats.

But Johnsonville is pretty good shit.

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Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Jimmy Dean

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stephen Lang

Has fucking balls made of adamantium.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Good luck getting a vasectomy then.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minus 1 hand

per the walking dead.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Uhhhhhhhh

That was Michael Rooker?

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Waking Dead returning in October!

But no Frank Darabont!? Boo!

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haz a happy

If characterization and manic writing is fixed.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CRIME STORY MOTHERFUCKER

One of the greatest and most-forgotten shows ever.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Surely you can't be serious

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is serious. And don't call him Shirley.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I'm not.

But I just don’t want another competition for Leach.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

#Crxxm4Lobos

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

...

The desert is an ocean in which no oar is dipped. And on this ocean, the Dread Pirate goes where he pleases and strikes where he pleases. This is the way the Dread Pirate has always fought. He is famed throughout the world for fighting in this way and this is the way he should fight now.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Flying Dutchman of College Football

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

they asplode from the inside?

easily tripped?
asplode if their necks are messed with?

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

"Apology accepted Admiral"

So now we know what happened to RichRod.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Denard: (?)

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, not enough trees in Michigan

That is more Marcus Lattimore.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Denard

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

HIVE.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

More this:

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Hivemind

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stardust

Alright, that movie was all kinds of awesome.

by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I enjoyed it.

De Niro stole the fucking show – and in the book his character is a total throwaway (not sure he even has any lines, and he certainly doesn’t get a name other than “the captain”).

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Neil Gaiman is just a fantastic storyteller

I got wrapped up in it. Wanted it to not stop. I need to read the book. And reread his other stuff.

by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Honestly, I think the movie was better.

Not by much, but it is.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not that you should take that as a knock on Gaiman in any way.

Everything of his I’ve ever read was awesome. The movie somehow turned out even better.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Aah yeah, Sexy Rexy mode.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Rextasy.

Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Suffered from Rexlexia ever since he left UF

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

crazy rexcapades going on in dallas

Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rotini and fresh italian sausage in puttanesca

with garlic parmesan bread crusted with more garlic and parmesan.

Yum.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Sean Lee suffers no fools

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It's sure my fucking fantasy.

Please tell me Atlanta is losing and the Cardinals are winning.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Almost.

Braves losing, Cards losing however to the Astros.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

not right yet

Atl down 3-2
Stl down 4-2

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

GUYS THE ESPN MAGAZINE CURSE

IT’S A THING NOW AND IT’S WONDERFUL
Subheading: Suck a dick, ESPN

by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

SO SAY WE ALL

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

SO SAY WE ALL

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's beautiful!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Am I the only one

who thought that would have been one hell of play. And that getting it knocked out by the ball wasn’t, you know, epic fail?

/GoRays

by Gator Cub on Sep 27, 2011 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

God I hate this league.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Eh.......... its ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’d rather watch this than alot of things
Plus they have a few ECU players on both sides.

by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think we have any weird night games.

But we suck and no one wants to watch us anyway.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But it doesn't have national title implications anymore. :(

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DAMN YOU LALAFA!

WHY YOU RUIN OUR NATIONAL TITLE IMPLICATIONS!!!!

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

woo!

finally!

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double post...but first MACtion is at week 10.

Quadruple MACtion, actually, with Northern Illinois at Toledo on Tuesday and Temple at Ohio on Wednesday, Akron at Miami (OH) on Thursday on the U, Central Michigan at Kent State on Friday on the U.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thirty minutes till more Playboy Club

Or I may skip it & Hulu it later. You hooligans are distracting me! With your nerddom & humor.

How dare you all be interesting & funny!?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, someone has to be.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So Terra Nova...

It’s like Jurassic Park, Terminator, Blade Runner, Lost, and Avatar had a gangbang.

And Close and Encounters of the Third Kind was the surrogate mother.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That sounds badass.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's relevant to mine.

But just like one shouldn’t go back to the stripper ex with a drug problem who wants to give us another chance, I can’t trust Fox not to fuck it all up.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is why I am simply recording them all

and if it turns out that Fox doesn’t fuck it all up, THEN I’ll sit and marathon it.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is FOX.

I will worry forever.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They moved Fringe to Thursday's first (ratings dropped hard)

FOX Execs: “Man this is one shaky show. Ok you guys get one shot to prove yourselves on Friday night”

Me: “Stop moving fucking shows around! If they are doing well in a time slot…leave it there”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time slots hardly matter anymore anyway.

Let’s be honest, if you’re not watching your shows when you damn well feel like watching your shows, you no longer matter to advertisers anyway… because you can’t afford to buy their shit.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, but Thursday is generally a tough slot for TV shows.

Because shows in Thursday are usually higher budget dramas, compared to Tuesdays when slots are saturated with reality shows. Time slots may not matter, but the competition for those shows does, and FOX did a horrible job by moving Fringe to Thursday.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thursday is the ALL THE HOLLYWOOD SPONSORSHIP MONEY

Hence why every network has had their flagships there since the 90s.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when Terminator got COMPLETETLY awesome?

Yeah. Last Episode.

Trust not extended, no more.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

FRINGE

FOX IS KEEPING FRINGE ON THE FUCKING AIR YOU PEOPLE

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's because they can show it on Fridays

when the other networks don’t show anything but reruns of their other shows from earlier in the week.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nerd ghettoing.

The problem is nerds don’t stay home on Friday night either.

I mean, that’s when the Warhammer tournament is down at the comic book store / game shoppe.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Because I'm such a TV rating junkie...

Fringe trailed CSI: NY and Dateline in 18-49 rating last week. I don’t know why Fox keeps it on the air. It also trailed the rerun of Revenge in all audience.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Revenge started off with a bang

But I’m their target audience in that I’ll watch Emily Van Camp in anything!

#TeamEverwood

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nerd profiling

The problem is that nerds aren’t watching on Friday night either.

I mean, that’s when the Warhammer tournaments are down at the comic book store / game shoppe.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fringe is on the air but in second worst night to broadcast tv.

I expect it’ll get canceled before this season is over.

Especially put up against Supernatural (also damn good) and Grimm (sounds very interesting)

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried about FOX changing the story

I’m worried they’ll cancel it or move it to a night nobody will watch it then say “See look at the shitty ratings” and can it.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the way you suck

for mentioning those things in the other thread. This conversation is technically over but I am going to put a second back on the clock.

by UMR_Rugger on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/rushes onto field and scores

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So why don't future bullets kill past dino raptors?

I missed the first hour, so did they explain that all dino’s wear body Armour?

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loled

I’m a horrible person.

OH SHIT TEEN GIRL INVITING HUNK IN WHILE HOME ALONE

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

almost forgot,

due to formula he will die a heroic way, killing many dino’s. Nothing to live for you see.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

or he holds it against the jail bird if he lives, resulting in betrayal and shit.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'd say that it'll take alot of rounds to take down most dinosaurs.

And raptors were fast & smart.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clever girl...

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They're fucking 5.56 rounds?

Not fucking .50 calibers, dinosaurs are fucking large and have thick, scaly skin?

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well you wouldn't want everyone to be packing Predator level weapons....

or Ol’ Quick & Painless

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

I don’t understand you at all, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU USE?

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Its 100+ years in the future

I hope gunsmiths can figure something out. Fucking lasers, jesus Pew PEW.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WAS PROMISED JETPACKS AND MOON CONDOS

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You

You do realize why weaponized lasers are an incredibly far off idea right?

Actually looking at every post you’ve made, I shouldn’t bother.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weaponized lasers? A thing.

A man-portable rifle-sized one? OH HELL NO.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's what I meant

So of course Hatred posts the gigantic fucking Navy laser.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you graduate high school?

Do you understand how fucking volatile that shit is? And how much fucking power it requires?

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

just get that Max Headrom guy

hook it to em. we’re good.
or damn dumming bunny.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It cannot take any more, Nick!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

WELL HOPEFULLY IN THE FUTURE

WE CAN POWER SOME SOLID SATE FUCKING LASERS> OTHERWISE WHAT THE POINT? ALL OF HUMAN EVOLUTION IS TO MAKE LASER THAT GO PEW PEW.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Humanity reached it's apex with the KFC Double Down.

It’s a slow decline from there.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Umm...Double Down.

We need Triple Down to boost our humanity up.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Hanging KFC Gardens will be hard to beat.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do they do?

Increase happiness by two in all friendly cities with a KFC?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

obesity +2

health -3

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whoever posted that picture of the Glazed donut burger

Fuck you. That’s all I could think about for about 2 hours.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

STUFFED CRUST

YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE EVOLUTIONARY LEAP FORWARD THAT WAS TOPPINGS IN THE CRUST

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wasabi Doritos.

/drops mic

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

A. They have wasabi doritos?

B. How the heck do you put that on pizza?
C. Is this mean we can have something like…Kimchi pizza?

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know right?

If you are gonna go back in time to shoot a dinos, bring a fucking appropriate arsenal.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not until Lang went

I’m not entirely sure, I may have missed it. I THINK they know. But still they have appropriate weapons.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

It’s basically worthless.

Have you ever fired a 50 caliber gun before?

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

God damn

Y’all disagree about everything. We get it.

by UGAVike on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

"If you two don't stop I'll turn this thread around!"

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’ve fired a Desert Eagle and a .50 Caliber Machine gun.

They would be worthless if not mounted or you had all the time in the world to aim the shot and could down the thing in one shot.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So have I dickwad and I'm watching TN right now

And I can hit the fucking dinosaur from 1 meter away.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

WITH LASERS

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Unless we've all hiveminded

and determined that the sumbitch really, really fucking deserves it, of course.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ie Handsome Dan, jc001, GoBlueYork

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll give props for 'dickwad'

havent heard that one in a while.
we oughta try and bring it back.
that, and ‘shithook’.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Never heard shithook before.

I will add it to my arsenal.

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by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

useful and versatile

“Man, that Jim Delany sure is a shithook.”

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

A few other Dreamcatcher curses to add in

“Bitch in a buzzsaw!”
“Jesus Christ Bananas!”
“SSDD”
“Fuck Me Freddy!”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've also noticed a disturbing and saddening dropoff

in the usage of “fuckwit”, which is a perfectly decent descriptor, damnit.

Also, “cockholster”.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Only in Germany.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAAA

I’ve been reading this shit since Dr. Saturday was SMQ. And its been nothing but personal insults and name calling. Also use the sarcasm emoticon why dont ya?

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh snap

Gonna get gunned down over terranova dinosaur gun/laser efficiency debate.
This feels appropriate.

Also I like driven in my truck. And I do not care for auburn.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

IEDs would work best.

DINO HUNTER TALIBAN

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by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I wonder if either has considered a more logical approach

Such as “What sort of rifle is used to shoot large game in Africa?” and then scale as appropriate? I mean, head shots and heart shots are chancy things so one would have to carry a weapon, in a large caliber, that can handle targets from “out there” to OMGWTFHELPFUCKFUCK range.

Simply, with that much muscle mass, a Desert Eagle is useful only when you can shove it against the head of dino that is eating you.

by PalmettoTiger on Sep 27, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I mentioned elephant gun earlier

i.e “unless you had elephant gun, grenade launcher, etc it’ll take several rounds to take down a dino”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 27, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on the rifle and the dino

A ’raptor sized one would take but a 30-06 or similar (M60E4 with a box, please. ALL THE FUCKING BULLETS) while moving to Triceratops/Allosaurus/Steggie/T-Rexineffect would require a .477/.500/.50BMG (Barrett)/.600 Nitro and then larger take multiple hits from a Degtyarev.

I commend to your attention the 1956 novelette “A Gun for a Dinosaur” by L. Sprague de Camp. It covers this issue very well.

Man-portable directed energy weapons don’t have sufficient energy transfer

by PalmettoTiger on Sep 27, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This man

Knows what he’s talking about.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 27, 2011 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

“that’s how you spend 15 dollars.”

I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't.

by Klimt on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's the old velocity vs. weight argument.

I personally prefer velocity.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

1/2 mv^2

Railguns with 3mm projectiles get explosive.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

O RLY?

Barrett 82A1. Accept no substitutes.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That .50 cal

Is not the kind of .50 cal I’m talking about, and has a lot less stopping power.

Bullet on the left is a .223, same size as the Beowulf. On the right is a legit 50 cal.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ok fine you made me post this! You did this!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tremors rec is cancelled out by Magic antirec.

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

NERDS

Gun nerds, but still.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No! Here's our weapon of the future!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARL WEATHERS IS THE ONLY WEAPON WE NEED.

Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If he dies, he dies.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Strengths: Not wanting a rematch then wanting one, beach running, America love

Weaknesses: Huge Russians

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Well

I’m not a Carl Weathers, par example

by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

baby, you got a stew goin

Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Basically what I was saying. Other than armor piercing rounds, elephant guns or grenade launchers

You are not bringing down a dinosaur easily.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The dinos wear Under Armour.

Their skin is in such confusing patterns it’s hard to target them.

by Narrow Right on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Its gun pron

and I like guns. and aliens. and boston. so fuck you all I like it.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You..like..Boston?

The fuck…

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey hey I like Boston too. It has no bearing on Falling Skies though.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just have a hard time sticking with show schedules

“I’ll watch later I’ve got 30 more hurs of whatever ahead of me”. My moods change so fast that half the time I never do half what I planned to do on a given day.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

These answers

About sum up how wrong sgthatred is.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Falling Skies had a season finale

One day I’ll sit down & watch the whole season.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That dude

Got fucking DESTROYED by those dinos.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

No

But Dinosaurs are the shit.

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jurassic Park II actually.

In his defense, Julianne Moore.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Jeff Goldblum and shit

I got a Fucking great Jeff Goldblum impression.

by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you saying you jerk off to Jeff Goldblum?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Julianne Moore is nice.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I jerk off to Laura Dern

Does that count?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. Can't concentrate enough to read

Can’t get a good stream of inspiration to write. Football is boring and my bed looks GREAT.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i ended up submitting a poem about toothpicks last week

it was surprisingly well received. and the poem that got me into the class was called “line of scrimmage”

Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was so used to Newswriting

I got a B on my paper about why i write because my sentences were short and to the point. I even wrote that in paper. He wrote he understood completely at that part, but then in his overall comments wrote he deducted because of that.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, that'll getcha.

it’s difficult to adjust your style to different mediums.

Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has been difficult so far

I used to kill creative writing assignments. Now I can’t get beyond factual story telling.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Take a page from Cormac McCarthy and say fuck punctuation.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

PINK FLOYD LASER LIGHT SHOW OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lolololololololololol

Take that National Fieldgoal League.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Not so fast

/Dallas takes advantage
//by driving and kicking another FG

by UGAVike on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/headdesk

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

KICKING IS WINNING!

Apparently the mind of every NFL head coaches out there. Not to sound like Easterbrook, but coaches should go for it on 4th down more.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's not sounding like Easterbrook.

It’s mathematical truth.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It is.

I’m irritated by him mentioning that in every goddamn article though.

/Yes, I have read Easterbrook’s columns regularly before.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, see, there's your first problem.

DUDE HOLY SHIT THERE WAS ERIK ESTRADA

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If more coaches went for it on 4th down

fewer would make it, as they’d be in less advantageous situations against better prepared defenses, then he’d argue fewer should go for it.

BWANG

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is the only thing that Easterbrook is right about and he's not the first one to float the idea.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WE NEED A TRIPLE OPTION NFL COACH

And a Air Raid NFL Coach

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see

a split-back veer D-I team still.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why are all my roommates singing the Trololol song?

Make it stop please. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

are you undergrad?

Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes I am

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd just fart in those dinos general direction

Their mother smells of elderberries!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

IT'S 10 PM

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE?

/Fox5’d

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Unborn, hopefully never to exist

I’d be a shitty dad.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN GOD'S OWN TIME ZONE WHERE IT'S STILL 9PM

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

In my testicles. They're easy to keep up with that way.

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My roommate runs a DJ service

He just downloaded every single Kidz Bop song ever and is going to see how many dances he can DJ before someone says something about it. This is brilliant.

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

GOT MY HANDS UP THEYRE PLAYIN MY SONG BLAHASDIABFASPGHAG

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The lazy song by Bruno Mars is:

Meet a really nice girl send a real nice text.
So bad.

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

100 Finally

Good lord Phillies.

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by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think I have a new fetish I've discovered.

It involves Chris Berman being hit in the face with a cinder block.

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

/fapfapfap

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're with me cinder.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Before I head out..

Ole Miss is a 4-point underdog to Fresno State, who beat North Dakota by 5 points. Fresno State beats BCS teams every year, but I have my doubts…
If you want to take my advice and use this as your stupid upset pick, go ahead.

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

GAWD, y'all are fuckin weird.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Maybe she just got here and hoped we weren't discussing how to kill dinos

Chloe, you’re an engineer. How would you build a settlement to keep out/fight off dinos?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not an engineer...

but I’d get back in the TARDIS.

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes we are.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why you love us

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's going to be like that, is it?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, at least now you know to stop posting borderline-NSFW cheerleaders for open threads

You gotta put up some dinosaurs and guns to really get this crew going

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

NSFW cheerleaders riding dinos while holding machine guns.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Whatever my equivalent of sploosh is.

So, just sploosh.

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Those are not dinosaurs

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay! baloon pop!

/casualty

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Needs more dinosaurs

3/10, would not recommend

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wut?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dino-Riders childhood nostalgia auto-rec

But I am disappointed that the show’s creators chose to use lasers instead of guns, in utter defiance of reason. Those dinosaurs should be packing some .50 caliber heat (mounted, obviously, as unmounted .50s are worse than useless against dinosaurs).

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Google image search just let me down on this one.

SHIT INTERNET GET IT TOGETHER

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not in this case I'm afraid.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lasers. Lasers and spaceships and big fucking guns.

THAT’S what brings the boys to the yard.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We landed on the moon?

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by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yup

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You went to Missouri Tech.

You’re only now discovering boys are weird?

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no, that's a completely different school.

Thats where the people who couldn’t pass calc on campus went.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also known as "DeVry"

/notevenkidding

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Chloe, boys are weird

./Themoreyouknow

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

MST or MUST, but MST.

Seriously, there’s a missouri tech NEBRAKSAN

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

a fucking mistyping non NU graduate

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

opposite of Nebraskan't?

/leaves

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm playin you know that but for the same reason people at OSU get pissed about THE ohio state

Call it UMR or call it MST. But don’t degrade the education my family paid for.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Perhaps MUST.

Just for the wonderful opportunities it provides.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sam Houston Institute of Technology!

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

THAT I'll allow because the name is stupid.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you have much more reason to be pedantic

Missouri Tech implies you went to DeVry, whereas Ohio State without “The” just reminds OSU grads how pitiful their existence is.

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no really its worse see below

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw that

Reinforces my point, which was really more of an excuse to troll OSU anyway

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping someone would.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad there's not a Missouri University of Science and Technology (Kansas City)

I’d proudly go to MSTK

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would go to FUCK (Friends Univrsity of Central Kansas)

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serious response is serious:

“Missouri Institute of Technology” is the Kansas City campus of DeVry. They renamed it to sound more legit, but it’s a dump trade school.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

um...actually

Missouri Tech

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY WHAT THE FUCK NOW AND WHY

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I told you, so people can pass calculus.

YOU THINK I MAKE THIS SHIT UP?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh... oh, Albino.

I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but… but…

DeVry got accredited and gives bachelor’s degrees now.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno.

But they’re offering BS degrees in stuff techie schools tend to specialize in. Computer science stuff, business administration, etc.

To be fair, I think DeVry actually went out of their way to legitimize themselves. I don’t see dumbass commercials for them anymore; they’ve been run out of that market by ITT Technical Institute.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I do not have a big ass!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nathanfillion.gif

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I see what you did there.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok... that didn't work and sent totally the wrong message.

Seems even more relevant now.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But it was funny.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But it was funny.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what. the. fuck.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is news?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's see

Jews of New York, or American Dad…

by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The Hope Solo/Alex Morgan one

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh.

I don’t care about soccer, but I know a lot of people here love those 2

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should thank me.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So my dinner options are:

Pop-tarts.
Cheerios.
Birdseed.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

do you have milk?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Birdseed.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Birdseed, and don't look back

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by Ted Glover on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Birdseed has protein.

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by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

poop in the yard later

instant garden!

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Neighbors' hair.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

Though the male finches are assholes about the seed. I may not be able to get any.

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's black oil sunflower, the classy kind.

But it’s really for the finches and chickadees. I went pop-tarts, and I may take out a loan to run to Wendy’s, if I’m still hungry.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let's be real

All bird seed ends up squirrel food in the end

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And chipmunks.

/Hank Hill “furry bastard!”

But the goldfinches and chickadees do get some of it. And I see crows on the ground now and then.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Blend all 3 using rum

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

All I have is like, >$20 a handle vodka.

Or sweet tea.

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the sweet tea and cheerios!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my usual breakfast. Just not together.

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well there you go, that's a cocktail right there.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hell, they even make Sweet Tea Vodka now.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's actually not nasty when diluted with lemonade.

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most things are.

Most notably, Lemonade Gatorade, which defeats the dehydration aspect of drinking that sometimes clues you in that you should stop.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Most ghetto screwdriver ever.

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe so

but we used to drink gallons of the shit while playing kickball doubleheaders in 100 degree weather.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

get hammered

never have to piss!

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kidding, right?

“Hey, I’mma play left field this inning.”

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i never did that except when i was at the beach.
‘gonna get in the water for a minute..’

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

daring, i know

but you gotta pick your risks

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. So use that instead.

The point is….booze

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to teach a class at 9 AM.

Also, wow, that was derptastic Romo.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

/craigslappingguardsass.gif

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Kerrigan is good for never playing College ball

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

When the zombie apocalpyse occurs, I'm shacking up with some of the commentariat

Between the engineers & weapons nerds, we could build a nice base.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to find us first.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true. And not get eaten along the way.

Of course we’d probably start the zombie apocalypse so maybe I should lone wolf it.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all honesty, I'd be looking for a secluded cave or large house.

Build a shelter there while the world goes to shit.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

My in-laws live in bumfuck nowhere.

And he’s honest to god building a barracks for the apocalypse (the man-made one, not the religious one) so all 20 of us don’t try to live under one roof.

It’s gonna be a tough call to decide whether to face the zombies – or live with the in-laws.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

In-Laws can be fed to zombies

All in all, I like that idea.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

In-laws are good at the raising of the food.

and the repairing of the food-raising machinery.

Well, one is.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah but best bet will be canned foods, vacu-sealed dried foods, jerky, etc

Raising crops then turning them into flour & such is time & resource intensive.

And noisy.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

but what if the zombies eat them first?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

THEN YOU GO DINO HUNTIN!

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

with what kind of gun?

NO WAIT DON"T ANSWER THAT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rex Grossman's arm.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Co workers actually called him Sexy Rexy in staff meeting today.

I about died.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He probably gets more tail than Matt Leinart & Mark Sanchez put together

“Baby, sometimes you gotta unleash the dragon”

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

mobile steak

doesnt go bad as quickly

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You said "food raising machinery"

And I said noisy as in "You don’t want zombies to even know you guys are there.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that whole thing as "In-laws can be used as food."

Not sure I want to look too closely at the way my brain works sometimes

by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why?

Better to sacrifice the in-laws than any of your show prize girlfriends.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well that is another option but less appealing.

No, the discussion was on raising livestock & farming ala now but during a zombie apocalypse.

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, I have these friends

who constantly joke about how their now-19-year-old daughter is bait when the zombies come.

This gives me ideas, of course.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I so want to comment/ask but anything I say will low up on me

So I’ll just nathanfillion.gif

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I will not post her picture.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah really! Fuck those guys!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

4 others have felt that way. Ask them how it turned out.

I’m still in my 2002 Notre Dame “how the hell are they winning?” phase. You aren’t Boston College.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let's be honest

We are all fodder for Alli and Specter. And poor Broski has me, Alli and Specter in consecutive weeks. His AD needs to be fired for that schedule.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey I have been trying to make my team better.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kind of people who get into extensive arguments about what types of guns and ammo would be the best for fighting dinosaurs.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/DinoSaucers theme plays in background

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I take offense at being called Stempike.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can discuss British literature and drama!

I’m also good with swords.

/I am going to die

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Alas, poor Mango Stasi

I knew him

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stab me & leave me to distract the Horde. Gosh!

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no usable skills.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Actually, that's not true.

I know a lot about poisonous plants and mushrooms.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Herblore! So you will teach us what is safe to eat.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lane Kiffin

The gift that keeps giving and giving and giving. Just like herpes.

by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Lane the brain is biding his time.... till he unleashes DACOACHO on the recruiting trail again.....

just you wait dept: USCw is gonna be good again, and soon!…. just you…. wait!

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Flagged for SKLM sockpuppet account

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

...

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

His wife better not have herpes! It'll ruin her!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now Black Stone Cherry for music

They are on their game tonight

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow, this game is like being gnawed to death by squirrels and chipmunks.

One small field goal at a time.

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So THIS is what being a corn cob feels like

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/croweatingcorn.jpg

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that works

well, actually!

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would anyone here have a moral objection...

If a group of Tennesseans were to kidnap coach Kiffin and throw him in a dungeon underneath the stadium?

How that man still has a head coaching job is unbelievable, and if he was able to do all this crap at Tennessee in a year… Just imagine the NCAA investigations at USC if he lasts two or three seasons.

by Caban on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Not a jury in the land would convict you.

And you’d get pro bono lawyering.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That depends...

Will you be keeping him under the field with the decomposing body parts?
/Blind Side Tutored

Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof

by Grizzly_Adams on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yay another field goal!

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You'd think a Heisman-winning QB

would have a better throwing motion. He throws like a teenage girl now.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

its all that golf

dun fucked up his chuckin motion

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nah

Now it’s just optimized for slinging sand wedges

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But MusChamp was gonna bring balance to the SEC!

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is it wrong that I'd rather discuss dinos, guns, zombies, burt gummer, fantasy football & women than....

do something constructive or watch NFL?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON"T FEED IT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey now. I'm not a troll. I'm a man. I'm 28!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no no, you're colin cowerd

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey no insults here! *cries*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that's just cruel and uncalled for.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Does Oklahoma play Arky this week?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We got the sheepfuckers. OU would kill us.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I hate ball state remember?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck David Letterman!

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all..

I find the NFL hard to watch… my brother in law claims to like it because of the raw talent of the players… but he also like crap like Yngwei Malmsteem and Dream Theater.

by Caban on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nah.

we’re all in this together now

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no, no we're not.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So do assassins

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is this from?

Can’t put my finger on it…

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ok.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to miss Wisky-Neb

And I am upset.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So Dak St has a home game

I’m in the band and missing a performance is an automatic F. Seriously, I cannot have an F in marching band on my transcript

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

That's a good enough reason.

I’ll be missing it as well. Sorta bummed but okay.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I need your phone number.

So I can text you fictional scoring updates.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Be sure to go from

UW 21, NU 3

to

NU 14, UW 7

to

UW 31, NU 10

and so on.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, you apply them to your cheeks...

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Or your ears, if you need them to pop.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have an obnoxious Husker friend

I’m sure I’ll hear all about it

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not all of you.

I mean, Rev isn’t.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect if he was MartinInAmes

He might be a bit more so. He’s got a Rev-hood to uphold.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Redudancy?

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am going fishing this weekend with a husker fan

has already mentioned watching the game threeve times, I think they get smoked but we will see

by UMR_Rugger on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOLWUT

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

knew a guy that got an F in Intro to Leisure

/this one wasnt me
//seriously

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turned in every assignment on time, done perfectly

Professor decided he wasn’t understanding the material.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh that's good

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

didnt do a single thing they were supposed to do.

there wasnt an assigned class meeting, they just had to go a couple of school sanctioned events (plays, concerts, etc) and a few non-football sporting events. turn in the ticket stubs & instant A.

He did none of these.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's just dumb

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't I wish....oh lord god.

My easiest class was freshman english.

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 hour

but still. they offered logic as a 3 hour class, too.
i took architecture appreciation for the love of God. there were many a pillow elective to be had in early undergrad.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

we didn't have "hours"

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know.

i went to an idiot college that was very cheap.
we got what they gave us.

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

how many hours did you need, theoretcially? Did majors have different hours requirements?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it was slightly different

but most non-engineering majors had about the same credit hour requirements for graduation.
of course if you switched majors a few times, you ended up with a shit pile of useless credits

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Logic I can see.

I’m pretty sure there was a philosophy class at UST that was pretty much just logic, probably four hours.

by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I took actual mathy-logic - and set theory.

And I only got two credits.

Most useful class in all the universe.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could use a whole lot more people taking 3 hours of logic.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'd settle for everyone taking 30 minutes.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's not being in the class

it’s learning the material

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good thing they cut Andre Gurode

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

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by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

A Cowboy line that commits needless penalties?

Where oh where is my fainting couch?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

they need Wade Phillips back

/chuckles

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Flozell Adams

PFFFFT

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a bad personal foul machine

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and out of football

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was cromulent last year.

And better than Colon (who is out) and Jonathan Scott (who is horrible).

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree with this

Because on the hypothetical day when Vontaze Burfict’s team came to town, the refs would have to confiscate every Terrible Towel in existence to use as flags. And no more Towels would be a wonderful thing.

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YESSS I DO LOVE GOOD COACHING

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

and college formations. SQUEEEEEEEE!

don’t make me like you, Jason Garrett

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was actually tempted to turn the Cowherd thing into my own Little Running Gag

But no, no I can’t stand that guy in any way, shape or form.

And if I am trolling, well it is rarely intentional. I do change subjects & pull references out of thin air alot. But just how my mind works. No ill will meant.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, cause i'm a horrible fucking human being.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

"That's no moon it's a" oh yeah that was upthread

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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLQURP?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Hitler and Lane Kiffin had a child it wouldn't be half as evil as you.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wouldn't be half as ugly, either!

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, that was meant for Chloe, not you.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

More Evil than Jim Tressel And Beamers still born demon lovechild.

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Beamer is worse

because he’s evil on the margins. Beamer is Stalin- death by beauracracy. coach K is Pol Pot- sudden maniacal massacre

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damien with way more punting?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

...well, shit. That ruins my joke.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WTF

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naw you're cool. *high fives*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

exactly what i said.
word for word!

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's fine seriously. I was a bit "Wha?" but I'm not mad.

Not sure if it was a joke either. But either way, I may be a big troll that isn’t trying to be a troll.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't consider you a troll at all.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks. =)

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not enough posts expressing disappointment that a team's fanbase didn't beat more people up.

You need to up your game if you want to earn that troll merit badge.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm still working on underwater basket weaving & GIS Fu

I couldn’t find the Tremors 2 scene with Burt Gummer saying “I am completely out of ammo. That’s never happened to me before”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

So apparently Lee Corso gets his head at a dry cleaners

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You don't?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

PHRASING!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

I did that on purpose

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Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually those are massage parlors.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can trade managers now?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

whooops

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

A baseball manager? who knows. A football coach? that matters

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shit, that's how Chuck Tanner ended up managing the Pirates.

And I think Piniella was actually traded to the Rays.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

look its been that kind of night

albino keeps trolling going with the MST stuff after I leave, some nights the bad memories they come back and you drink to forget..

/thanks for the D Chloe

by UMR_Rugger on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been that way for awhile

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

for all his craziness

he won a world series

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, because he was the reason the whole damn rotation caught fire.

And he was the reason that Geoff Fucking Blum could come up with his only career homer in the fucking world series.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And let me add: Fuck Ozzie Guillen with Clemson's rusty junk.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Him and Jobu

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck AJ Pierzynsky

i don’t care if i didnt spell his name right.
“that was my strikeout mechaninc”

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Farewell you crazy diamond.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Cowboys love to run draw plays

They aren’t all that good at them, but boy do they love the draw play.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

maybe the Redskins are good at run defence?

LOLNO

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football Outsiders charted this

Can’t remember the 2010 stats, but in 2009 they ran 3 times as many draws as anyone else and were okay at them but no better than their normal runs. Meanwhile the Ravens ran like 15 draws all year and were completely devastating with them.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe Joe Flacco sells the play action better?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's possible.

Garrett loves to call draw plays for some reason.

by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This bothers me not at all.

Can’t wait for all the butt hurt subs tomorrow.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Romo will have a book written about him one day

He’s had the oddest, most discussed career of any QB in recent memory other than Favre.

He is pretty talented & plays hurt. He seems like a nice enough guy.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darryl Lamonica and Kenny stabler

I think they have books though

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Several blondes disagree.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes. That was awesome

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

call me back when it has real balance.

/competitive 1942 player

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The latest Kevin Butler ad is pretty epic as well

“But they won’t take our shooters!”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Battlefield 3 using 99 Problems

Awesome

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I was just thinking that

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

announcers: Tony Romo is a girl.

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So that means...girl on girl action with Jessica and Carrie?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOOK AT ALL THIS ROOM I HAVE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

All part of your plan. =)

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have an accent, but the diabolic part was true.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

How does someone not have an accent?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know those people who do the news, they all want to sound like me.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Even the ones here in San Antonio

Until they pronounce the latino/hispanic names

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

some missouri too.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

California

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Land thieves, the lot of 'em.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

SEXUAL. NAPALM.

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What burns and is impossible to get rid of?

I’m calling it…5 weeks from now Joe Schad uses this comment as the basis for a report that Tony Romo has herpes.

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WINNER.

Capture this on video, shut down the Internet forever.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No internet crasher would be the following

Hope Solo, Christina Hendricks, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell & Scarlett Johanson in an orgy.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can arrange that

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Then you should be President.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

President?

She should run for God if she can do that.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Please do, Chloe

We will owe you everything ever!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because you don't like leggy blonde women from TX and OK!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

both midgets

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to prefer women around 5'0 to 5'7 or so

I’m 6’1 myself

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i can totally see that about you

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

*looks for post decoder ring*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you have to be at least 5' to be "leggy"?

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

5'6" i believe

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen

And we know you’d post ’em if you had ’em…

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I really thought you were talking to me.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well now that I think about it, it would work equally well for either of you

But you would do it out of the goodness of your heart whereas Stubob would just be making a terrible creepy decision.

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You got GIS. I'm on break!

Union rules

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thus do people with no taste, and/or actual mental defects, reveal themselves.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Didn't Tennessee win one 24-21 a few years back

with 8 FGs?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

06 or 07

i believe

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Olgletree read a page of the playbook?

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think he ate all of them

Because he has taken a shit on every play tonight

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm rooting for Dallas to win this 18-16

Because getting beat with no TDs is an awful feeling

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think you and I may be the only ones that get this

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any Auburn fans in the house?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know about any other situations

But Iowa State beat Iowa by THIS EXACT SAME SCORE

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Was it really?

Oh. Ok. Fair enough

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-2 BITCHES

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is always an appropriate sentiment.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YOU CAN'T EVEN FILL OUT A SIMPLY TITLE BOX

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You know when you go to Burger King

and you get one Simply Q in your Regular Q?

I love that.

It's some sort of communique!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 27, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

YOU CANT EVEN ADJECTIVE CORRECTLY

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 27, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by jonfmorse on Sep 27, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was that what you meant, or was there some other joke I should get?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell.

I hardly give a shit about the rivalry. The “rivalry” can go f itself in the a gd it.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why's profanity okay in the title and first sentence

But disemvoweled in the second? Toddler walk into the room?

by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't really count hell as profanity

But I have no idea why.

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or "shit", apparently.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I count shit

Because George Carlin did

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is the correct reason for everything.

Concurrently, I worship Joe Pesci.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ok. I laughed so hard when you guys committed what? 8 turnovers

And ISU still only scored 9 points. That is derparific on both sides.

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got this from an ISU fan

“ISU would still be undefeated even with Iowa’s schedule” Reaaaalllly…..how does one manage to beat itself without losing to itself?

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

No I think Petrino knew we were so gonna lose that game.

I figured we would. I hoped we’d win but barring that the game would be close for awhile (it was) and that nobody got hurt (they did)

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

bama & lsu are 2 18 wheelers that are gonna bowl over everything until they meet.

losing to those teams isnt really a bad thing, at all.

losing to Auburn… on the other hand… /drinks

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i was 9 types of ANGAR 3 weekends ago.

this was our chance to finally beat you guys without Brandon Cox handing it to us.
/furk

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes. Arky will probably lose to LSU and/or South Carolina still

We usually play LSU close regardless of rankings.

Every other team we could well be favored against.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Romo: "MOTHERFUCKER SAY THAT I'M FOOLISH I ONLY TALK ABOUT JEWELS DO YOU FOOLS TALK MUSIC OR DO YOU LISTEN TO IT"

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That was a dumb dumb call

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Michael vick just broke another remote.

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whatever happened to Shanahan teams averaging 4 ypc?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

evaluation in the morning.

/makes another drink

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

U WANT WILD CARD?

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

as a Braves fan

yes, yes I do

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO CAN HAZ

ALL FOR ME

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't give a fuck about the NL

but damn if I won’t rec that GIF every time.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ultimate stickyball troll!

Cards blow their chance to tie for the wild card on a WALK OFF BUNT to the WORST TEAM IN THE MAJORS.

U MAD, .093???

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

see above.

teehee

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Romo is going to take the next snap

Kick the center in the balls, spike the football and walk away

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

maybe he can play his way out of chapter 11

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he's gotta feed his family.

/NBA’d

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and his jewelry supplier from college

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yup

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

pffft. What is there for him to spend it on? The Penguin?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a Penguin Crisis? do tell.

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Penguin Crisis

Remember when the Penguin used to be kinda shitty? Then a couple of guys came in and turned it around? Seems that they didn’t actually own the Penguin and the place’s owners, once the joint turned around, said “See ya” and took back over management (after running it into the ground the first time). Some of the original kitchen staff is still there but others followed the guys over to start up Pinkey’s at the corner of Freedom and Morehead (across from Burger Company).

I was unaware of this until I asked about grabbing a beer at the Penguin. In no uncertain terms was the situation explained.

by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm only used to the shitty Penguin

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no baseline for comparison

So I’m just going to roll with it. Pinky’s is closer to her house anyway

by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw man

his dad is handling the cash flow for him!
why change something that is proven to work?
/trollface
//ANGARface

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

is MSU still paying a salary? was that a two year contract?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

1 day

that way when he retires, he’ll retire in maroon & white.

/kicks hole in wall

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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Vick, not Bryant

"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."

by Burrito Electrico on Sep 26, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bryant's going through the process

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was getting sued, not going through bankruptcy

All Vick’s money is controlled by the trustee.

"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."

by Burrito Electrico on Sep 26, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

PHRASING!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK IT I'M GOING DERP

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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

/throws all the screens

Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone

by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK IT I'M TAKING IT DEEP

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by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Well.

Balls.

It's some sort of communique!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

What's your twitter handle going to be

walkoffbunt2069?

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

@ACSChicago

10:51 pm, 9/26/11 “I’m on twitter. This is my only tweet. Bet fulfilled.”

by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

deleted? I see no tweets

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaahahaha

I made that up. I had no idea it was a real twitter handle. And I love that you immediately followed it.

by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

NEVER.

WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE URBAN SPRAWL OF HOUSTON.

It's some sort of communique!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Magic number: 2

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

MONDAY NIGHT DERP.

I TELL YA JAWS THATS HOW YOU DERP IN THE NATIONAL. DERPING. LEAGUE.

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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That's how you win in the NATIONAL. FIELDGOAL. LEAGUE.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to say one thing

Jermichael Finley would’ve beaten the Skins and sent it into overtime with the Cowboys

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously. My uncle made a rule

You can’t count a field goal unless you score a TD first. This game woulda been 7-0

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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Sox is fucked.

Rays play Yankees, and Yankees don’t give a fuck about winning since they already clinched the AL. Red Sox plays Orioles, and I’m pretty sure Orioles want to play a spoiler here…
So if Red Sox drops at least one game, it’s probably fucked for them.

SO…GO ORIOLES DAMNIT!

by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So say we all

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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

War Damn all bird teams this week.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 27, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, CSI

First 5 minutes: HORRIBAWFUL/MYSTERIOUS CRIME OCCURS, AT LEAST ONE LARGE BREASTED WOMAN SCREAMS
Next 15 minutes "EVIDENCE GATHERING, LOTS OF SMASH AND ZOOM CUTS, THE THREE KEY PIECES OF EVIDENCE ARE REVEALED, BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHICH WILL MATTER
Minutes 20-40: At least 2 false leads, several theories are disproved and there are at least 4 looks of puzzlement upon the faces of the main characters
Minutes 40-57: OMG THIS WAS THE MISSING PEICE WE FIND THE KILLER CHASE RUN SUPER FAST CUT, EVIL LOOK, THE KILLER ADMITS TO IT
Minutes 57-60: Character development.

In summation: THIS SHOW IS STUPID.

by emc503 on Sep 27, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That can't be real can it?

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I now have a life goal

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would hope you've already achieved your goal of not looking that stupid.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Sep 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

According to school tradition

Starting October 4, I can’t shave until Homecoming November 4. But then it’s no shave November. So I could get something pretty sweet going

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Twitter: gregory_forbes

by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mornin'

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 AM EDT reply actions  

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