STAR WARS WILL MUSCHAMP
by Spencer Hall on Sep 26, 2011 4:59 PM EDT
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PrintSo, Will Muschamp doesn't get Star Wars references. Like, not in the least. In honor of our beloved Coach Boom, we believe Star Wars Muschamp needs to be may fly meme to run out the remainder of your Monday afternoon.
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“JOHN BRANTLEY? THIS DEAL’S GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME”
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Sep 26, 2011 4:29 PM EDT reply actions 34 recs
Well played Aunt Stabby.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Sep 26, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be careful.
/YOU’LL BE DEAD!
Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish
by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Got Dammit. Chris Rainey, I told you no more texting.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Sep 26, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
John Brantley
Undefeated against Tennessee in his career.
/runs for the nearest emergency bunker.
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Tusken Raiders?
2-26 isn’t going to cut it, Locksley.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Use the force?
Last time I checked this wasn’t baseball.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Pretty sure he's responded with "I KNOW" to "I love you" before, though.
I am proud to be a Kennesaw State Fighting Owl. -- Vince Dooley
by Jason Kirk on Sep 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 24 recs
Oh, clearly.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Sep 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a trap!
That’s clearly a 32 ISO.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
I AM YOUR FATHER.
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!
(Maybe that fruit’s a bit too low hangin?)
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Sep 26, 2011 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Boom motherfucker!
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Sep 27, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too precise for Sand People?
I don’t cater to your slurs about South Carolina pal
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Sep 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
We all know Muschamp is a die-hard Star Wars fan
He started hating on the continuation of the series 15 years before it became in vogue.
“Return of the Jedi? Sounds like Lucas is out to tarnish two once-proud movies.”
by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
John Brantley, you turned off your targeting computer!
What happened?
Brantley: I’m all right.
/Death Star blows up Rebel base.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Sep 26, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
He's my brother?
Ain’t that only legal in Arkansas?
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 26, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Power converter?
That some kinda new-fangled power clean?
by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Muschamp.
Your sad devotion to that ancient Gator religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen playbooks, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the Tiger’s hidden fortress…
grips collar, choking
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Sep 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I've Altered Chris Rainey
Pray that I do not Alter Him any more.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Sep 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Jar Jar Binks
He that Jamaican runner?
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You mean Barbados Slim?
Man, that guy is a bronze Adonis?
by vineyarddawg on Sep 26, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Greedo?
You can call Petrino whatever you want.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Blast shields?
I told Deonte to stop wearing that stupid thing. He can’t see the ball.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Han shot first?
BOOM motherfucker.
Somehow I think he’d get that one.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Sep 26, 2011 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dagobah?
No, I don’t like it when Ed Orgeron sings karaoke versions of Dirty Vegas songs.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Sep 26, 2011 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
THAT'S NO MOON
that’s Weis with his shirt off
(retches)
by Doug Gillett on Sep 26, 2011 4:42 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
Tatooine
Tressel was a helluva coach; not the way he should’ve gone out.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Tatooine?
My name ain’t Tressell.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Cloud City?
This isn’t Meyer’s program anymore. Zero tolerance.
by brougham on Sep 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Boba Fett?
Man, no thanks. Tapioca balls gross me out.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Sep 26, 2011 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yoda?
Easley does it, but I prefer karaoke.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Landspeeder
I know Marquis Maze is fast. We just have to contain him.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Star Destroyer?
Lane Kiffen ain’t that bad.
by Gaknar on Sep 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Sith
How is Lou Holtz’s sister?
by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions 24 recs
Sure hope the Gators don't "Live long and prosper"
C-C-C-Combo breaker
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 26, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Please leave the Champagne and caviar at the gate.
Get thee hither up I-75. Lord Muschamp will contact you presently with further instructions. Let the farce be with you.
by renegator on Sep 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But I was gonna go to Shapiro's party to pick up some power recruits!
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 26, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
Biggs was wrong, muthafukker!
Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish
by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to come with you to the Dolphins. There’s nothing for me here now.
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team awayโฆ
by Amsterdam Admirals on Sep 26, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I bet Charlie gets the reference.
Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish
by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
You see, he's fat.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Sep 26, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I see what you did there.
Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish
Darth Maul?
Do they have a J.C. Penny’s? I need a new pair of khakis.
by Gaknar on Sep 26, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
They'll be back, and in greater numbers
When was the last fucking time Vanderbilt sold out?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
These are not the droids you are looking for.
I thought those were iPhones.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Sep 26, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mynocks?
Nope, they ain’t mine.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
We're playing Alabama at dusk?
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish
by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
IG-88?
Nah. We call that a post route.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
/bows
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit. Yes obscure character for the win.
You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT
Rodents of Unusual Size?
You ever been to Louisiana?
/amidoinitrite
by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Padme?
You get your own damn pads, son!
Keg: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Frozen in Carbonite
So that’s how Smoothie King makes ’em so good.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't have time to discuss this in committee.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals.
I can relate.
by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
And suffering leads to championships. That’s the way Bear Bryant did it and that’s the way I do it, so stop whining about your knee and get your ass to practice.
by Gaknar on Sep 26, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Shit, the "padawan" reference that inspired this whole post is from the fucking prequels.
by softbatch on Sep 26, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He's got a point. It's open season for all references.
/beam me up, Foley
//franchise fail
Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish
by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
“Sir, the chances of going undefeated in the SEC are 720 to 1!”
“Never tell me the odds.”
by softbatch on Sep 26, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
But Muschamp would have totally gotten it
If she’d said they had a Jean-Luc Picard versus Will Riker relationship. With Derek Dooley in the role of Wesley Crusher.
Yup. Yup.
by Ardbeg on Sep 26, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ackbar knows
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Sep 26, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany
Death Valley?
by Nigel_T on Sep 26, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Skywalker?
You’re right…that guy for GT made an excellent catch.
Keg: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Sep 26, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Daddy Issues
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Sep 26, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Aren't you a little short to be a Vader?
Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish
Saban's about as tall as Hayden.
/grows threeve feet in the suit
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I preferred Saban before the special effects were added
by Ardbeg on Sep 26, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 67 recs
Make this green.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Done.
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Sep 26, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Paul Finebaum
Jedi mind tricks, Little Nicky has ’em.
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Sep 26, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Plaid it!
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 26, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
THE WLOCP ISN’T FOR A MONTH
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Sep 26, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Womp Rats?
I used to bulls-eye those guys back in the Big 12 and now they’re joining the SEC?
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
have I ever told you how much I love your name?
/reads over
//realizesitsoundsweird
///postsanyway
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by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?
Shoot, Even Jeff Demps can’t run that fast!
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Sep 26, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ASTEROID FIELD?
GET SOME PREPARATION H ON THAT, SON
by Synaesthesia on Sep 26, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
You got Asteroids?
No, but my dad does. Hasn’t been able to sit right for a week.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jar Jar Binks?
Who made an Orgeron pinball machine?
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Grand Moff Tarkin?
I like what he’s doing up at Washington
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yo!
I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.
by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Can you speak Bocce?
Son, this is football, not lawn bowling.
by Nigel_T on Sep 26, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Admiral Piett?
Yeah, he just liek {REDACTED}
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Let the Wookie win.
Harlems: Spanish
Waffles: Belgium
Ovens: Dutch
All things not CRAP: Scottish
by Mc Commish on Sep 26, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Red Raiders
Don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Sep 26, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tusken Raiders
We don’t go to Murfreesboro this year.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
upon further review, this oughtta be
Tubbervilles don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Muschamps have been known to do that.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Sep 26, 2011 7:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Moff Tarkin?
No, Cholly, he was skinny.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Zuckuss?
Now you’re just trying to be dirty.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The Rebel's Secret Base?
I didn’t know that Oxford was a secret. Or do you mean Jackson?
by Tacopants on Sep 26, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Execute Order 66
Who’s been leaking my playbook?
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
so much win in this thread
"Oh....sorry about that....so....Absinthe Party?"
"ABSINTHE PARTY!!!!"
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
Palpatine?
Is that what Urban’s taking now? He looks like a million bucks.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Midi-chlorian
My players prefer kine bud.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Sep 26, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Bespin?
I think my wife takes that class on Saturday mornings.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Tibanna Gas?
Is that what that odd smell coming from Weis is?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Traveling
Through Alabama’s defense ain’t like dusting crops kids. We could hit a Hightower and that would injure us up real quick.
by ParadigmShift35 on Sep 26, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
MILLENIUM FALCON?
I don’t care about Auburn’s pre-game traditions
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Sep 26, 2011 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Bespin?
I don’t read that trash. That Willy Leech guy is a parasite.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Dagobah System?
We don’t play Mississippi State this year.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Kessel Run?
No, he skates. Let’s get back to football.
Author at Acme Packing Company
by texwestern on Sep 26, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
let the games begin
http://memegenerator.net/Muschamp-Stare
"And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage." - Bret Bielema
by vlad3217 on Sep 26, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
He will join us or die
Pretty sure that’s a recruiting violation, son
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Sep 26, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Control, control, you must learn control!
Getting that tattooed on Brantley this week!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Sep 26, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Negative negative, it didn't go in
Should have used the I formation.
by Gaknar on Sep 26, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Admiral Ackbar?
I didn’t attend Ole Miss
by retnicf on Sep 26, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?
Doesn’t sound like SEC speed to me.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Jabba?
You’ll pronounce Swinney’s name correctly or not at all, son.
For God and countryโGeronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Sep 26, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
It made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?
You know the parsec is a unit of distance, son. That’s how much you’re going to run in laps right now, actually. GET TO IT.
For God and countryโGeronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Sep 26, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Gold Leader, Standing By?
I think you’re looking the Miami campus, it’s a bit further down the highway.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Sep 26, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Porkins!
For the last time, Charlie, it’s called “Sonny’s”
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Palpatine?
Urban’s just calling games now, less stressful.
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
by TheAVA on Sep 26, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is some rescue. You came in here and you didnโt have a plan for getting out?
Charles said we would have a decided schematic advantage.
Iโll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Sep 26, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This is clearly the reporter's fault, asking trick questions.
She definitely set her phaser to “stun”.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Sep 26, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Lando Calrissian?
Was he recruited by Houston Nutt?
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Tatooine?
This is Gainesville. Not Columbus.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Dantooine?
I coach Florida, not Michigan State.
"Oh....sorry about that....so....Absinthe Party?"
"ABSINTHE PARTY!!!!"
้ฒ่
ๅพ็ๆฅตๆฅฝใ้่
็ก้ๅฐ็
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 26, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hoth?
He’s on TV with Mark May.
"Oh....sorry about that....so....Absinthe Party?"
"ABSINTHE PARTY!!!!"
้ฒ่
ๅพ็ๆฅตๆฅฝใ้่
็ก้ๅฐ็
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Sep 26, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Given the picture posted earlier in the summer of some of the Florida players
There’s plenty of tattoo artists in Gainesville.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Auburn:
You will never find a more wretched hive, filled with scum and villany
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 26, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
ATSTs?
Got a damn good recruit right now, but we gotta get him testing better or he’s gonna be ineligible.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 26, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Greedo?
I have no comment on the Longhorn Network.
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Sep 26, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Sith?
I heard Craig James only killed five.
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Sep 26, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 16 recs
Thanks, Coach Holth . . . but this is a Will Muschamp thread.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Alderaan?
I’m a coach. I ain’t no local official.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thick neck and quick to anger...
These aren’t the roids your looking for.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
/edits in a NOOOOOOOOOOOO after every pass interference call in the Tennessee game
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
"For reasons we can't explain
we are losing to Georgia."
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
via doc saturday:
Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.
by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Not origional, but It should still be saved for posterity.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Not used yet?
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
by jwolf0 on Sep 26, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
All that technology and magic..
But they never figured out adequate heating.
by CockySpaniel on Sep 26, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Apropos
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
OH MY GOD MY TOE WITHOUT ANY SKIN ON IT IS THROBBING IN PAIN RIGHT NOW
AND HARD CANDY IS ON IFC OH GOD OH GOD ELLEN PAGE IS A FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD SOCIOPATH
FORFEIT THE GAME SYRACUSE
SHOW SOME INTEGRITY
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
SHUT THE FUCK UP
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO TIRED OF HEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT. WAS 5TH DOWN CHANGED? NO, IT FUCKING WASN’T!
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/baxter goes wide right
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I got in serious trouble with a girlfriend
For laughing my ass off at this scene.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions
It should have been.
Colorado’s lack of integrity is no use for Syracuse to have none.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no use=no excuse
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For fucks sake, IT IS NOT OUR FAULT THE REFEREE'S FUCKING SUCK
IT’S NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, look, here's a wallet with $15K in $100s.
Well, sure, the guy’s driver’s license is in here, but fuck him. He shouldn’t have lost the wallet, and his inability to keep it in his pocket is not my responsibility.
/pockets money
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It wasn't the last play of the fucking game
If the XP is missed, there’s no fucking guarantee Toledo drives down the field like that, and that is why every fucking argument about this is fucking stupid.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No guarantee?
You were still kicking off. They still only needed a field goal.
Your argument lacks merit.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
With a different score
Both teams play ENTIRELY different strategies. That’s why this makes no fucking sense.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No, they don't.
Toledo is playing for the same figgie they played for.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Toledo was playing for a touchdown
They weren’t playing to tie.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
All teams are playing for a touchdown in that situation
whether it’s a 2- or 3-point lead. Why? Because the TD forces the OTHER team to have to score a TD in the limited time they may have the ball back after the score; a FG won’t suffice.
You kick the FG when you run out of either downs or time to score the TD. Period.
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That still doesn't work in regards to the Syracuse defense
Syracuse could afford to let Toledo into field goal range, they absolutely couldn’t allow a Touchdown. With only 2 points, then they can’t even let them into field goal range. You’re assuming one and only one fucking outcome is possible and the score being different doesn’t matter. That’s incredibly foolish, and I’m shocked to hear it coming from you.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I have never, ever heard of a team
on defense playing with the mindset of “Well, if we give up a FG, it’s okay, we still have OT.” Syracuse was out there trying to prevent them from even getting into FG range (and failed). To suggest otherwise is incredibly foolish, and I’M shocked to hear it coming from YOU.
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There's a difference between playing with the mindset of FG=loss
and FG=OT. Obviously, Syracuse is going to try to keep them out of FG range anyway, but it does make a difference. Up 3, you’re more worried about the TD (loss) than FG (OT). Up 2, they’re both equally bad.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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Perhaps in a matter of small degree
But you tell me that you wouldn’t do everything possible to prevent even overtime.
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If my strategy options are
1) 70% chance of no score, 30% chance of TD, or
2) 60% chance of no score, 30% chance of FG, 10% chance of TD
then you bet your ass I’m taking #2. Even though the odds of them scoring are higher, the odds of me winning (assuming OT is a 50-50 proposition) are better too.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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among other things
- SU kicked off to the up man after the go-ahead TD, because Eric Page is a very dangerous returner. If up only by 2, it’s better to risk the long return (a TD return doesn’t take much time off the clock, and making Toledo drive another 20 yards is worth a lot if FG = win).
- SU had two time outs left at the start of the final drive. If Toledo got into FG range, they would have been employed to preserve time on the clock, not to ice the kicker after letting Toledo kick on the last play of the game.
I'm with Nick
The past is the past. It happened last week and it might as well be the 87 Sugar Bowl at this point as much as it affects the ’Cuse.
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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stevie Wonder could see what he did there.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Yeah, but watch it cost Toledo a bowl.
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So?
Toledo has no fans. When Cincy was in the Sugar Bowl, half of their “fans” were in Buckeye gear. Those schools—like UAB and Troy—are cute diversions but they simply do not count. Nor should they.
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This might be
The most epic and perfectly pinpointed troll ever.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Umm...wow....umm....*ducks & covers*
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
/mdwm
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There's really no other response, is there?
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That's actually pretty much perfect.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's also pretty much my response to the non-story of Toledo/Cuse
Refs mess up. Unless it affects a national title, conference title, or rivalry game, you just go on to the next game.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
My thoughts are refs will screw up at times. They are human (we think)
I just don’t like it being say an SEC ref team referreing our games against say Sun Belt teams.
Get us a B1G crew. They need the exercise trying to keep up with us.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Let me know when your team gets jobbed
I’ll be extra sure not to give a crap.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I already don't give a crap.
Refs helping Florida beat Arkansas a few years ago has me dead to the issue.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Perhaps you'll forgive those of us
who remember, or at least have read about, a time when teams who benefitted from this crap would do something known as “the right thing”.
Most of the time, I’ll /mdwm “things were better back in my day” crap, but not when what we’re talking about is the difference between “win at all costs” and “showing some friggin’ integrity”.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was that before or after the mammoths turned into oil?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Cornell/Dartmouth, 1940.
That’s just off the top of my head, understand.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They play in the Glass Bowl, gosh
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
The pic also works with Mangino and a cupcake
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Or me with an attractive woman!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tie Dye
The first bowl game I ever attended.
by MnM Enterprises on Sep 27, 2011 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Right, because the missed XP really affects the kickoff and the plays that follow it.
Give me a break.
If the XP had given Syracuse a FOUR point lead, you’d have a point. You really would, and I wouldn’t even complain. But the difference between a two-point and three-point lead in that situation does not affect either team’s goals or intentions one fucking iota on the ensuing kickoff and drive.
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Yeah, it does
Toledo doesn’t have to play as aggressive to win. Syracuse can’t afford to play as passive to tie.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, responsibility sure gives us the business
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
When they're YOUR conference's refs in a MACrifice game?
Yeah, that excuse is not seaworthy.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, every non-con regular season game and all bowls need...
neutral conference officiating crews!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
More correctly
Officiating crews need to not be associated with conferences at all.
by The Missing T on Sep 26, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Works for College BBall
And that is way more of a logistical fucking nightmare.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
College hoops gets NCAA scratch
Whereas D-IA football doesn’t give the NCAA squadoosh.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Schools pay for the refs?
It doesn’t cost that much a year.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But having officials you bought costing or giving you a game: Priceless
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Then have the fucking NCAA pay for it
Shit, it’s really not that much.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As long as they aren't conference refs for one of the conferences in the game
I’m neutral on who pays them. Also not giving you crap on the Syracuse thing.
I watch SEC football. I know all about bad officiating. =)
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I've yet to see anyone happy with officiating in their conference
And while the NFL’s generally better there, it’s not by a lot.
by drothgery on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see anyone being unsatisfied by Sun Belt officials!
/Pac-12 refs are horrible. RABBLERABBLE
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So the refs that give Duke & UNC all the calls are not ACC refs?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Not buying it
With the possible exception of the Pacific Northwest, there’s not an area of the country that only has teams from one conference. An official based in, say, Tennessee, has relatively realistic access to schools in the SEC, ACC, Sun Belt, C-USA, Big East, and maybe even the Big Ten and MAC.
by The Missing T on Sep 26, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You mean roving bands of hooligans that ref for the highest bidder?
Then Auburn would never lose!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Sounds glorious
But the MNC would alternate between Oregon and OkState depending on the price of oil.
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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wait till Microsoft sponsors Stanford and Wal-Mart publicly funds Arkansas
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Microsoft is more likely to sponsor Washington.
His dad’s on the board of regents.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Microsoft vs. Nike for the PAC-12 title every year.
T. Boone’s vs. whoever for Big XII.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
That's nothing.
Kansas State Football, sponsored by the Department of Homeland Security. “We have more money than Wal*Mart, Nike, T. Boone, and Buffett combined.”
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So KSU literally prints money as needed
Yeah that’ll be hard to beat.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
/shoulderpunch
You know I’m not really mad at you, right?
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No shit
It’s just fun to argue because it’s open ended.
/waits 5 seconds
TOLEDO COULD HAVE WON THE GAME HAD THEY JUST SCORED! OR NOT ARMPUNTED IN OVERTIME
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Google will probably sponsor Stanford and Apple will sponsor probably every FBS teams out there.
Seriously, Apple has a fuckton of money to do so.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Google has more money than Apple
Also Apple is unproven without Jobs.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Berkshire Hathaway sponsors Nebraska
Game over.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
See above, smartypants.
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Berkshire Hathaway, noted contrarians
Have a good feeling about Iowa State.
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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apple would pick some completely random school like
Wyoming or something.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
FORM OVER FUNCTION
Arizona State
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd gladly accept our Sun Devil overlords.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Their new jerseys are a huge improvement
Only team I’ll say that about this year.
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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apple CEO is Auburn Grad
U Mad Bro?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Sep 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
He's really a Duke Grad, but whatever
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and he's from Robertsdale!
LA represent, bitches!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Apple has $ 76 billion in hands.
Google only has $ 39 billion.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have some pocket lint
Who does that get me?
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Slippery Rock University
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll take them. We'll win the whatever league & level they play in
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Applications open for my coaching staff
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I have no idea if they even play football. I just enjoy the name.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They play football...
In fact:
The announcement of Slippery Rock’s football scores is a tradition at University of Michigan Football games, begun in 1959 by Michigan Stadium’s public address announcer Steve Filipiak.3 Slippery Rock was so popular with U of M fans that on Sept. 29, 1979, they played in-state rival Shippensburg at Michigan Stadium, in front of 61,143 fans, a record for a Division II football game (Shippensburg won, 45-14). Slippery Rock played a second game at “The Big House” in 1981, attracting 36,719 fans in a 14-13 loss to Wayne State University.
From Wikipedia.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hived, although I had the wrong Michigan team. Oops.
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You're trolling me, I know it.
D-II, Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference.
For chrissake, they became sort of famous because they would make a big deal out of announcing their scores at Michigan State home games. Maybe a Sparty can shed some light on WHY…
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I expected you to answer but I wasn't trolling you
I have heard & like the name but knew exactly fuckall else about the rest. Thanks for the info.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Considering I wasn't responding to you
I’m pretty sure you weren’t trolling me either.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was not trolling
But I also knew you’d answer the question.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ANSWER THE SIMPLY Q, JONFMORSE!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No.
Michigan Man can’t even troll me properly, fuck Michigan Man.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He is.
There was a certain dillhole Michigan fan around this weekend.
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Which Specter has to realize
since he just referenced said Michigan fan with his joke, see…
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
notsureifnotsureifserious.jpgserious.jpg
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
readsovertommyleejonessshoulder.jpg
Ok I gotcha. No worries.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Gorram sarcasm on the internet.
Hard to tell if it’s not over-the-top.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Especially when I go over-the-top more often than not
it makes my subtle sarcasm harder to spot.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somehow
That doesn’t seem right whatsoever.
Also Google has way more projects in way more different areas.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Apple, in fact, has more money than any other companies, I think.
Because they’re so successful in selling iPhones, iPads and Macs (and their margins on those are crazy, like close to 40%).
Google has more projects, but most of them (even Android, which, while Google receives ad money from people who use Android, Google does not charge for)) are not as profitable as Apple’s products.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apple's market cap is 200B more than Googles
I did not think it was that much. Apple is a license to print money.
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by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nor was it Oregon's responsibility that OU lost
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Speaking of a lack of integrity
JMU suspended their starting QB and 4 other players after the W&M game for failing drug tests. Apparently they found a lab open on Sundays. How convenient.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well the lab needed to be busy not testing NFL players.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
See, that's integrity.
Benching their players for the Richmond game sends a message.
#sour
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm slightly bitter.
On the other hand, I can claim the loss didn’t happen and argue it was victory without honor.
The game could easily play out differently after that.
Syracuse will defend differently up two (must keep them out of FG range at all costs) than up three (FG isn’t a disaster, we should be able to beat them in OT; just gotta keep them out of the end zone). The fairest thing would be to replay the game starting from that point (Cuse up 2, kicking off with however much time left), but that’s not very practical.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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I'm sorry, this thread is the intersection of college football and geekdom.
You want pain and suffering, three blocks over.
by Narrow Right on Sep 26, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see an open thread
So I set up camp.
/opens Gem Saloon
//gets some whores and whiskey
///Clemson lost? Whores half price.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Apropos of nerddom:
Oh, Terra Nova.
Oh my.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions
OH SHIT
POPULATION CONTROL, RESPIRATORS?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok
Blade Runner environment? DYSTOPIA? I like so far.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so it's good?
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YAIS
ALL THE BLADE RUNNER RIGHT NOW
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It doesn't sound like they're sticking there.
Didn’t the BBC do this already?
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, the idea came from a British writer
And they aren’t sticking there, but still an awesome 18 minutes.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, we're recycling the old Stargate sets.
Going green and whatnot, you know.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My "I'm never drinking again" declaration lasted 36 hours.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
It's for my creative writing class
My teacher literally said “Follow those who inspire you.” I happen to be a Hemingway fan
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes
But seriously. I grilled. Beer+Grilling=must
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you drink Daiquiri's?
A key if wanna be Hemingway
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
But I could
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
the bad hemingway contest is amazing.
The twitter
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rebel Alliance?
Houston Nutt will try anything to stop losing.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
by Grizzly_Adams on Sep 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"I WOULD RATHER KISS A WARTIGEREAGLEPLAINSMAN"
I can arrange that.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
...
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
But
Let x= lowest assistant salary while Cam Newton was a player:
($255K/x)=(110.4/100)
25.5M=110.4x
x=$230,978.26
So even the poorest paid assistant made a good deal more than Cam’s father did.
[/studying for GRE]
by MnM Enterprises on Sep 27, 2011 7:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just impacted on the surface?
Goddammit, Brantley!!
by Piperch1ck on Sep 26, 2011 8:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Any chance all the conferences can switch ref crews for one week?
I want Bama/Florida to have Ron Cherry.
And Arky/A& to have whichever team had the Oklahoma/Oregon game.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Late to the party as always...
"Guess what? I AM THE MANAGER."
by sasmall on Sep 27, 2011 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Protip: Always put a title on your images. It helps us minimize them as needed.
Also welcome to EDSBS
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
jc25?
I liked him better when he was jc001
/ajmccarron’d
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Sep 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
This is an anti-terminator, terminator
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
You're probably never heard of it...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
What the fuck is Declan Coyne doing in Terra Nova
/shifty eyes
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I watched HIMYM instead.
Now watching football for a while. How is it?
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
May have to find it later
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Terra Nova just went Doctor Who on us
And explained why shit isn’t changing in the future
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Raise bridge deflector shields I don't want anything to get through!"
What does Bamas’ secondary have to do with this?
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Sexy Rexy Grossman
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INTERCEPTASAURUS REX AMIRITE YOU GUYS?!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Never change, Rex.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Anyone got the Eli one?
Says “Gotta unleash the Manning”
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rex The Hex
Always was, always will be.
by renegator on Sep 26, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Walk by Pantera on MNF. Dear god yes
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And old Shinedown before that
Not bad ESPN. Not bad
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Could choice of music it seems...
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Usually not terrible on MNF
For NCAA however…yikes
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SLAYER
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Raining Blood" during the next rainy MNF
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No only after Hightpwer gets drafted and kills Olineman and hurls them into the sky to create blood rain
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hightower & Burfict are going to Detroit. Heard it here first.
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Suh, Fairley, Burficlt, and Hightower.
On the “MAIN KILL BURN!” tour
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They would be the 1980s Pistons of Football
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NFL records in sacks & personal fouls
Make Paul Johnson the coach.
“Coach your D line ripped the QBs arms off!” “I give exactly zero fucks. He shoulda thrown the ball away”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
We need to get Janikowski on this team
This needs a Ken Stabler/Sonny Jurgensen everyman at the helm.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Stafford breaks leg on 1st practice
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually Stafford might work
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Calvin Johnson catches 1st NFL keg TD pass from Stafford
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/Ruled that he didn't keep possesion all the way to the ground.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
"Calvin, Calvin, was it as cold as the Rockies?"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
FB dive to a TE?
Whatevs that works
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Hey Jon
Let’s say Kansas State goes 12-1 and Syracuse goes 11-1. ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING FIESTA BOWL REMATCH?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but
we beat a team that crushed a team that beat Toledo. Are YOU ready?
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe we'll win the game
when a Syracuse TD gets called back on an illegal celebration flag.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wut the Fuck.
Redskins did a shovel pass screen that got destroyed.
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They also did the swinging gate
The Redskins are fucking insane.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Still not as bad as that "fake field goal: in '09
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Has anyone by chance seen "Ringer" yet? I'm tempted to watch it on CW's site.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
HARRIS HARRIS HARRIS
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LONGHORNNETWORK4LYFE
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by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I am going to quit social media for ever if ISU wins that game
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope I can see you next week.
Iowa State did beat Texas last year…
I will get several
LOL ISU WINS AND IOWA WAS TOO CHICKEN TO PLAY LOL
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
And ISU beating Texas last year was fucking awful
Because Wisc beat Iowa that day. And I got so many YOU GOT BEAT BY A TEAM THAT DIDN’T WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP 6 YEARS AGO
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We're going to the ACC, baby!
/loses to Duke
by Narrow Right on Sep 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I want David Cutcliffe to win the ACC
then look right into the camera and go “Hey Ole Miss, fuck you!”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
"Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The futureโฆthe pastโฆold friends long gone."
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
AHHHHHHH SHIT
MYSTERY IN TERRA NOVA
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Forgot that was on.
So like if they have time machines and shit why don’t they just make a stargate? Or a fucking spaceship or several colony ships for that matter? Are they back in time to have more time to make Spaceships? I mean WTF. Really.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Send people back to many different times & places.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I mean but if they are getting sent to divergent timelines
ala Sliders whats the point? Humans are still super fucked. The only possible way to save the human race is to expand through the universe. Not through time. Plus there are dinosaurs there.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It only goes to one place
And doesn’t go back. TERMINATOR RULES MOTHERFUCKER!
And they’re back in time because the environment in 2149 is irreversibly damaged.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well by 2149 CERN better give us a goddamn hyperdrive.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You would think that if you lick time travel, that FTL wouldn't be out of the question.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What, exactly, leads you to believe that such a hyperdrive
Would place us in a dimension where apparent travel speeds are higher? What if the point-to-point transposition is further than in our universe? What if c is slower there?
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get back in the lab and make me a hyperdrive
I dont wanna here no mo excuses.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just feed the probability of one appearing out of thin air into a finite improbability drive.
And give it a stiff cup of tea.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"But, but we've never tested the ship at ludicrous speed!"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
/adjusts glasses
The speed of light varies in this current universe depending on the medium light is passing throug, i.e. faster in air than in water. The speed in a vaccum is what is properly called c though regular usage is a bit sloppy.
That tidbit aside, the notion of “hyperdrive” is built around the theory that points are closer together in the higher energy state of hyperspace. The hard science answer to this is that it is a natural result of string theory.
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/ignores PalmettoTiger
//engages warp drive
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"We come in peace shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill!"
I got “Star Trekkin’” running through my head now
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
"It's worse than that! He's dead, Jim!"
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And you'll go in pieces
/DolphLundgren’d
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Sep 27, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/small rock impacts deflector shield
//entire warp core must be jettisoned
///ST design teams are incompentent
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes that part I get. But why 85 million years? Why not to say Pleistocene epoch?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I mean then you have 20 million to build up a civilization to
both stop NEO’s and colonize other solar systems.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They didn't choose where it goes
it just appeared. They sent a probe back in time and got no signal back in 2149, and realized it was a divergent timeline (Separate universe, whatever). Then they sent Stephen Lang back by himself for four months, and he established Terra Nova.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah ok makes more sense now. One way trip to unknown time.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
but even if they didnt choose where it goes
they must have other applications for the science behind it. Like it wasn’t Professor Farnsworth just making shit up as he goes along..I hope.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Finglonger was a rousing success I'll have you know.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
They have no control over the rift, or whatever they called it
It’s beyond their capabilities to harness. Besides, the Earth is still polluted as fucking shit, it won’t change anything.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great
So Nasa just rolls over and dies in the future. Betcha China has space colony’s everywhere, like alpha centauri and shit. Terra Nova is only showing a future socialist recession ridden polluted america.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa dude getting a bit spidery.....
Chill brah!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Can't network science fiction bring us together and not drive us apart!?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Not unless it about a robot version of football in 2149
Call it SEC Steel.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want our future SEC football to look like Starship Troopers
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Lulz
Hugh Jackman controls the robot QB in the future.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why can't my QB throw the goddamn ball to a goddamn receiver?
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Hey Tin Man, throw me"
And after practice “Class dismissed”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's real fucking neato.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly if they go forward in time enough......
And shoot Hitler on the drive by……
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He'll just lean out the window this time.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
And hit Elanor Roosevelt on accident....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Futarama auto-rec.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
That episode in easily in my Futurama top 5
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My top 5
1. Roswell That Ends Well
2. Tales Of Interest Volume 1
3. The Snu-Snu one (I forget name)
4. Parasites Lost
5. The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Jurassic Bark?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
I was looking up the title. First time I saw this I cried like a baby.
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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's a great episode but not in the way the others are
It’s great art but depressing as hell.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
The Luck of the Fryrish was sad too.
Fry was so sure his brother had ripped everything off of him and used fry’s name until Fry realized his brother named his son in his memory.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, that one almost made me cry as well
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
My t5 Subject to change
Roswell That Ends Well
The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Jurassic Bark
Where No Fan Has Gone Before
The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anything with the Robot Devil was brilliant
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He had a great intro episode
with a great catchy song.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
............
ROBOT HELL SONG
from Hell is Other Robots
Robot Devil
Cigars are evil, you won’t miss them,
We’ll find ways to simulate that smell,
What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatela
Here on level 1 of robot hell
Gamblings wrong and so is cheating
So is forging phoney IOU’s
Let’s let lady luck decide
What type of torture’s justified
I’m pit boss here on level 2
Ooh, deep fried robot
Bender
Just tell me why,
Robot Devil
Please read this 55 page warrant
Bender
There must be robots worse than I,
Robot Devil
We checked around there really aren’t
Bender
Then please let me explain,
My crimes were merely boyish pranks
Robot Devil
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender
Aww, don’t blame me blame my upbringing!
Robot Devil
Please stop sinning while I’m singing!
Robot Devil
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
Musicians need that income to survive
Beastie Boys
Hey Bender’s gonna make some noise
With your hardrive scratch from the Beastie Boys
That’s whatcha, whatcha, whatcha you get on level 5
Fry
I don’t feel well,
Leela
It’s up to us to rescue him,
Fry
Maybe he likes it here in hell,
Leela
It’s us who tempted him to sin,
Fry
Maybe he’s back at the motel,
Leela
Come on Fry don’t be scared,
I’m sure at least one of us will be spared,
So just sit back and enjoy the ride,
Fry
My ass has blisters from the ride
Robot Devil
Fencing diamonds, fixing cock fights
Publishing indecent magazines,
You’ll pay for every crime,
Knee deep in electric slime,
You’ll suffer til the end of time,
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme,
Trapped forever here in robot hell!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
1. The Farnsworth Paradox
2. The Sting
3. The Late Philip J. Fry
4. Jurassic Bark
5. Godfellas
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh the Philip J Fry one is also ALL THE SAD
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
The Late Philip J. Fry
Forgot bout that one, also a great one.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My top 5
1. The Luck of the Fryrish
2. The Late Philip J. Fry
3. Jurassic Bark
4.The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings
5.Time Keeps on Slippin’
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings is my #1.
I lump a lot into a multi-way tie for 2nd (yes, I’m cheating), but that one deserves a spot in a list of top TV episodes, period.
by Narrow Right on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not as good as Hipster Hitler.
http://hipsterhitler.com/archive/01-ironic-invasion/
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This isn't Nam.
There are rules about posting links to TVTropes.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/gets lost in hyperlinks for five days
//nobody comes to find him
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is why I'm re-catching up.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I just drank soy sauce
My whole life is a lie.
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I paid one of my fraternity brothers 20 bucks to drink a bottle of Tabasco that we found sitting on a table outside the SC Cafe
He did it.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I did it just because
Maybe this is an indication I’m low on salt, but, um, it was pretty tasty
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I usually prefer meat locker or meat counter brats.
But Johnsonville is pretty good shit.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Can't take credit for the idea
But I saw a Luke/Yoda shop and had to run it through…
by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Great work sir
I’m gonna have to steal this and show it to some folks. But I will not claim it as my own
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Stephen Lang
Has fucking balls made of adamantium.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Good luck getting a vasectomy then.
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Uhhhhhhhh
That was Michael Rooker?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Waking Dead returning in October!
But no Frank Darabont!? Boo!
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I haz a happy
If characterization and manic writing is fixed.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
CRIME STORY MOTHERFUCKER
One of the greatest and most-forgotten shows ever.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKING PERFECT
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He is serious. And don't call him Shirley.
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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not.
But I just don’t want another competition for Leach.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#Crxxm4Lobos
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BUT WHERE WILL HE MOOR HIS PIRATE VESSEL?
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My map shows that New Mexico has this nice southern coastline.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
The desert is an ocean in which no oar is dipped. And on this ocean, the Dread Pirate goes where he pleases and strikes where he pleases. This is the way the Dread Pirate has always fought. He is famed throughout the world for fighting in this way and this is the way he should fight now.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flying Dutchman of College Football
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Typical Big Ten Running Back
"I'm crazy? Cyril, you're the one who killed a perfectly good hooker!"--Sterling Archer
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Off Tackle Empire
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by Ted Glover on Sep 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
they asplode from the inside?
easily tripped?
asplode if their necks are messed with?
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
"Apology accepted Admiral"
So now we know what happened to RichRod.
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Denard: (?)
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, not enough trees in Michigan
That is more Marcus Lattimore.
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Denard
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
More this:
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hivemind
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Umm...Mr. Pitino.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow..an option to have coach Pitino call family or friends?
NO THX BYE!
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Stardust
Alright, that movie was all kinds of awesome.
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I enjoyed it.
De Niro stole the fucking show – and in the book his character is a total throwaway (not sure he even has any lines, and he certainly doesn’t get a name other than “the captain”).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Neil Gaiman is just a fantastic storyteller
I got wrapped up in it. Wanted it to not stop. I need to read the book. And reread his other stuff.
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Honestly, I think the movie was better.
Not by much, but it is.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not that you should take that as a knock on Gaiman in any way.
Everything of his I’ve ever read was awesome. The movie somehow turned out even better.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Aah yeah, Sexy Rexy mode.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
Rextasy.
Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.
by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Suffered from Rexlexia ever since he left UF
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by Tuco on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
crazy rexcapades going on in dallas
Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.
by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rotini and fresh italian sausage in puttanesca
with garlic parmesan bread crusted with more garlic and parmesan.
Yum.
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RED SOX ARE LOSING, TAMPA BAY IS WINNING
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's sure my fucking fantasy.
Please tell me Atlanta is losing and the Cardinals are winning.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Almost.
Braves losing, Cards losing however to the Astros.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not right yet
Atl down 3-2
Stl down 4-2
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
GUYS THE ESPN MAGAZINE CURSE
IT’S A THING NOW AND IT’S WONDERFUL
Subheading: Suck a dick, ESPN
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
SO SAY WE ALL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SO SAY WE ALL
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
STAND BACK I GOT THIS
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
It's beautiful!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saltalamacchia got five-holed on the relay throw, but Bubba didn't get that.
Somehow, Robert Andino ended up getting an inside-the-parker on this.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Am I the only one
who thought that would have been one hell of play. And that getting it knocked out by the ball wasn’t, you know, epic fail?
/GoRays
Field Goal Fest '11
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
God I hate this league.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eh.......... its ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I’d rather watch this than alot of things
Plus they have a few ECU players on both sides.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW MUCH LONGER MUST WE WAIT FOR MACTION?!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think we have any weird night games.
But we suck and no one wants to watch us anyway.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We got Hot Sun Belt action coming in October 18.
FIU at Arkansas State!
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But it doesn't have national title implications anymore. :(
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DAMN YOU LALAFA!
WHY YOU RUIN OUR NATIONAL TITLE IMPLICATIONS!!!!
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
woo!
finally!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Double post...but first MACtion is at week 10.
Quadruple MACtion, actually, with Northern Illinois at Toledo on Tuesday and Temple at Ohio on Wednesday, Akron at Miami (OH) on Thursday on the U, Central Michigan at Kent State on Friday on the U.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WEEK 10? Is that Base 6 or something?
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
November 1.
Week 10 of college football season, I meant.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thirty minutes till more Playboy Club
Or I may skip it & Hulu it later. You hooligans are distracting me! With your nerddom & humor.
How dare you all be interesting & funny!?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Well, someone has to be.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So Terra Nova...
It’s like Jurassic Park, Terminator, Blade Runner, Lost, and Avatar had a gangbang.
And Close and Encounters of the Third Kind was the surrogate mother.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is relevant to my interests.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
It's relevant to mine.
But just like one shouldn’t go back to the stripper ex with a drug problem who wants to give us another chance, I can’t trust Fox not to fuck it all up.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is why I am simply recording them all
and if it turns out that Fox doesn’t fuck it all up, THEN I’ll sit and marathon it.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If the ratings tomorrow are above 10 million
You won’t have to worry.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is FOX.
I will worry forever.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They moved Fringe to Thursday's first (ratings dropped hard)
FOX Execs: “Man this is one shaky show. Ok you guys get one shot to prove yourselves on Friday night”
Me: “Stop moving fucking shows around! If they are doing well in a time slot…leave it there”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Time slots hardly matter anymore anyway.
Let’s be honest, if you’re not watching your shows when you damn well feel like watching your shows, you no longer matter to advertisers anyway… because you can’t afford to buy their shit.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, but Thursday is generally a tough slot for TV shows.
Because shows in Thursday are usually higher budget dramas, compared to Tuesdays when slots are saturated with reality shows. Time slots may not matter, but the competition for those shows does, and FOX did a horrible job by moving Fringe to Thursday.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thursday is the ALL THE HOLLYWOOD SPONSORSHIP MONEY
Hence why every network has had their flagships there since the 90s.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when Terminator got COMPLETETLY awesome?
Yeah. Last Episode.
Trust not extended, no more.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FRINGE
FOX IS KEEPING FRINGE ON THE FUCKING AIR YOU PEOPLE
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The exception does not prove the rule.
Or is it proves the rule? I always get those mixed up.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
That's because they can show it on Fridays
when the other networks don’t show anything but reruns of their other shows from earlier in the week.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nerd ghettoing.
The problem is nerds don’t stay home on Friday night either.
I mean, that’s when the Warhammer tournament is down at the comic book store / game shoppe.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because I'm such a TV rating junkie...
Fringe trailed CSI: NY and Dateline in 18-49 rating last week. I don’t know why Fox keeps it on the air. It also trailed the rerun of Revenge in all audience.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Revenge started off with a bang
But I’m their target audience in that I’ll watch Emily Van Camp in anything!
#TeamEverwood
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Nerd profiling
The problem is that nerds aren’t watching on Friday night either.
I mean, that’s when the Warhammer tournaments are down at the comic book store / game shoppe.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fringe is on the air but in second worst night to broadcast tv.
I expect it’ll get canceled before this season is over.
Especially put up against Supernatural (also damn good) and Grimm (sounds very interesting)
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I'm not worried about FOX changing the story
I’m worried they’ll cancel it or move it to a night nobody will watch it then say “See look at the shitty ratings” and can it.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by the way you suck
for mentioning those things in the other thread. This conversation is technically over but I am going to put a second back on the clock.
by UMR_Rugger on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/rushes onto field and scores
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry, the conversation didn't hit the railing.
And you’re not a Texas fan.
Otherwise, it’d totally happen.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So why don't future bullets kill past dino raptors?
I missed the first hour, so did they explain that all dino’s wear body Armour?
almost forgot,
due to formula he will die a heroic way, killing many dino’s. Nothing to live for you see.
Teenage dumbasses are horrible shots
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're not helping me resist the urge to watch Lost again.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Well I'd say that it'll take alot of rounds to take down most dinosaurs.
And raptors were fast & smart.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Clever girl...
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're fucking 5.56 rounds?
Not fucking .50 calibers, dinosaurs are fucking large and have thick, scaly skin?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well you wouldn't want everyone to be packing Predator level weapons....
or Ol’ Quick & Painless
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
...
I don’t understand you at all, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU USE?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Its 100+ years in the future
I hope gunsmiths can figure something out. Fucking lasers, jesus Pew PEW.
I WAS PROMISED JETPACKS AND MOON CONDOS
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You
You do realize why weaponized lasers are an incredibly far off idea right?
Actually looking at every post you’ve made, I shouldn’t bother.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Weaponized lasers? A thing.
A man-portable rifle-sized one? OH HELL NO.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's what I meant
So of course Hatred posts the gigantic fucking Navy laser.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you graduate high school?
Do you understand how fucking volatile that shit is? And how much fucking power it requires?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH POWER THAT REQUIRES
AT ALL?
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
just get that Max Headrom guy
hook it to em. we’re good.
or damn dumming bunny.
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It cannot take any more, Nick!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
WELL HOPEFULLY IN THE FUTURE
WE CAN POWER SOME SOLID SATE FUCKING LASERS> OTHERWISE WHAT THE POINT? ALL OF HUMAN EVOLUTION IS TO MAKE LASER THAT GO PEW PEW.
No. Humanity reached it's apex with the KFC Double Down.
It’s a slow decline from there.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Umm...Double Down.
We need Triple Down to boost our humanity up.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Hanging KFC Gardens will be hard to beat.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What do they do?
Increase happiness by two in all friendly cities with a KFC?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
obesity +2
health -3
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoever posted that picture of the Glazed donut burger
Fuck you. That’s all I could think about for about 2 hours.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
STUFFED CRUST
YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE EVOLUTIONARY LEAP FORWARD THAT WAS TOPPINGS IN THE CRUST
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AH!
but pepperoni is!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wasabi Doritos.
/drops mic
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A. They have wasabi doritos?
B. How the heck do you put that on pizza?
C. Is this mean we can have something like…Kimchi pizza?
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
marginally safer than a flamethrower fuel tank!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But sure to go up in a bigger boom!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Line your backpack with lead
And you can turn it into gold! Instant barter for the zombie apocalypse.
by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Besides lasers that small still wouldn't kill a dino with one shot
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
No, it wouldn't
It would more likely blind you.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think dinosaurs hunt more by smell regardless.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah well I shoot people with Finga Gunz!
PEW PEW!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
A more efficient round at killing large things due to advances in technology?
Like maybe a better 7.62?
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know right?
If you are gonna go back in time to shoot a dinos, bring a fucking appropriate arsenal.
Not until Lang went
I’m not entirely sure, I may have missed it. I THINK they know. But still they have appropriate weapons.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
.50 Cal Beowolf converison for a AR-15
400 grains motherfucker.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A non mounted 50 caliber gun is fucking useless.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"If you two don't stop I'll turn this thread around!"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
I’ve fired a Desert Eagle and a .50 Caliber Machine gun.
They would be worthless if not mounted or you had all the time in the world to aim the shot and could down the thing in one shot.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So have I dickwad and I'm watching TN right now
And I can hit the fucking dinosaur from 1 meter away.
you guys do realize that youre arguing about whether or not you can shoot a dinosaur, right?
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
SHHH, THEY'RE ON A ROLL.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
WITH LASERS
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Resorting to personal insults and name calling is not the way we do things around here.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Unless we've all hiveminded
and determined that the sumbitch really, really fucking deserves it, of course.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ie Handsome Dan, jc001, GoBlueYork
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll give props for 'dickwad'
havent heard that one in a while.
we oughta try and bring it back.
that, and ‘shithook’.
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never heard shithook before.
I will add it to my arsenal.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
useful and versatile
“Man, that Jim Delany sure is a shithook.”
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A few other Dreamcatcher curses to add in
“Bitch in a buzzsaw!”
“Jesus Christ Bananas!”
“SSDD”
“Fuck Me Freddy!”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I've also noticed a disturbing and saddening dropoff
in the usage of “fuckwit”, which is a perfectly decent descriptor, damnit.
Also, “cockholster”.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only in Germany.
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HAHAAA
I’ve been reading this shit since Dr. Saturday was SMQ. And its been nothing but personal insults and name calling. Also use the sarcasm emoticon why dont ya?
You're starting to cross the line from simply being annoying to being a shithook.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I will accept the title of shithook
does it come with any privileges?
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
IEDs would work best.
DINO HUNTER TALIBAN
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wonder if either has considered a more logical approach
Such as “What sort of rifle is used to shoot large game in Africa?” and then scale as appropriate? I mean, head shots and heart shots are chancy things so one would have to carry a weapon, in a large caliber, that can handle targets from “out there” to OMGWTFHELPFUCKFUCK range.
Simply, with that much muscle mass, a Desert Eagle is useful only when you can shove it against the head of dino that is eating you.
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 27, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mentioned elephant gun earlier
i.e “unless you had elephant gun, grenade launcher, etc it’ll take several rounds to take down a dino”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 27, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Depends on the rifle and the dino
A ’raptor sized one would take but a 30-06 or similar (M60E4 with a box, please. ALL THE FUCKING BULLETS) while moving to Triceratops/Allosaurus/Steggie/T-Rexineffect would require a .477/.500/.50BMG (Barrett)/.600 Nitro and then larger take multiple hits from a Degtyarev.
I commend to your attention the 1956 novelette “A Gun for a Dinosaur” by L. Sprague de Camp. It covers this issue very well.
Man-portable directed energy weapons don’t have sufficient energy transfer
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 27, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This man
Knows what he’s talking about.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 27, 2011 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions
All .50 Guns are not made the same.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really not that impressive
May as well use a 7.62
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's the old velocity vs. weight argument.
I personally prefer velocity.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
1/2 mv^2
Railguns with 3mm projectiles get explosive.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
O RLY?
Barrett 82A1. Accept no substitutes.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not going to do well against a raptor
Unless you’re 1000 yards away.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BULLLSHIIITTTTTTT
OK so we need penetration, in a 5.56, to suit mister sissy arms, http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m993.htm
Bam.
THIS GUY HAS NO PROBLEMS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dofPOFM8i4k
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That .50 cal
Is not the kind of .50 cal I’m talking about, and has a lot less stopping power.
Bullet on the left is a .223, same size as the Beowulf. On the right is a legit 50 cal.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok fine you made me post this! You did this!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tremors rec is cancelled out by Magic antirec.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then say all non mounted .50 cal BMG guns are useless
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't figure that someone would bring other .50 cal ammo types into the discussion
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what about gyro-jet 50 cal?
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Needs a Bushwacker.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
700 Nitro Express!
Predicting Penn State's Offensive Scripts since 2005!
by Kunza on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, hi there .950 JDJ Rifle round
How did you not get classified as a destructive device? What do you mean you’re only a Title I rifle?
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NERDS
Gun nerds, but still.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No! Here's our weapon of the future!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
CARL WEATHERS IS THE ONLY WEAPON WE NEED.
Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.
by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he dies, he dies.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Strengths: Not wanting a rematch then wanting one, beach running, America love
Weaknesses: Huge Russians
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well
I’m not a Carl Weathers, par example
by Tanner B on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
baby, you got a stew goin
Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.
by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Basically what I was saying. Other than armor piercing rounds, elephant guns or grenade launchers
You are not bringing down a dinosaur easily.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Whaling bombs!
Penetrator + HE. Ka-BOOM.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anything from Turok.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
As I said, Cerebral Bore xD
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
A live action Turok would be the shit
If it doesn’t already exist. I know a cartoon did.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The dinos wear Under Armour.
Their skin is in such confusing patterns it’s hard to target them.
by Narrow Right on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So is it any good?
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Falling skies is better. as of now.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I watched the 1st three episodes and just forgot about the series.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Its gun pron
and I like guns. and aliens. and boston. so fuck you all I like it.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're a terrible human being
And you should be ashamed.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You..like..Boston?
The fuck…
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey hey I like Boston too. It has no bearing on Falling Skies though.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I just have a hard time sticking with show schedules
“I’ll watch later I’ve got 30 more hurs of whatever ahead of me”. My moods change so fast that half the time I never do half what I planned to do on a given day.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
These answers
About sum up how wrong sgthatred is.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah Falling Skies had a season finale
One day I’ll sit down & watch the whole season.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
was only like 6 episoded
all british and shit
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Landry tattooed some guy.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
Though we suck, I forever thank the Skins for nabbing him w/ the pick before the Vikings were forced to select AD.
Swear to god — he would’ve taken Landry and Chester Taylor over Peterson.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That dude
Got fucking DESTROYED by those dinos.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I have a feeling that you jerk off to Jurassic park.
like once a month.
by SgtHatr3d on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jurassic Park II actually.
In his defense, Julianne Moore.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jeff Goldblum is the man
That is one big pile of shit.
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you saying you jerk off to Jeff Goldblum?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Julianne Moore is nice.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I jerk off to Laura Dern
Does that count?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Ok. Can't concentrate enough to read
Can’t get a good stream of inspiration to write. Football is boring and my bed looks GREAT.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i ended up submitting a poem about toothpicks last week
it was surprisingly well received. and the poem that got me into the class was called “line of scrimmage”
Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.
by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was so used to Newswriting
I got a B on my paper about why i write because my sentences were short and to the point. I even wrote that in paper. He wrote he understood completely at that part, but then in his overall comments wrote he deducted because of that.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, that'll getcha.
it’s difficult to adjust your style to different mediums.
Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.
by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It has been difficult so far
I used to kill creative writing assignments. Now I can’t get beyond factual story telling.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take a page from Cormac McCarthy and say fuck punctuation.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD
PINK FLOYD LASER LIGHT SHOW OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lolololololololololol
Take that National Fieldgoal League.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not so fast
/Dallas takes advantage
//by driving and kicking another FG
by UGAVike on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/headdesk
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
KICKING IS WINNING!
Apparently the mind of every NFL head coaches out there. Not to sound like Easterbrook, but coaches should go for it on 4th down more.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's not sounding like Easterbrook.
It’s mathematical truth.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It is.
I’m irritated by him mentioning that in every goddamn article though.
/Yes, I have read Easterbrook’s columns regularly before.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, see, there's your first problem.
DUDE HOLY SHIT THERE WAS ERIK ESTRADA
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If more coaches went for it on 4th down
fewer would make it, as they’d be in less advantageous situations against better prepared defenses, then he’d argue fewer should go for it.
BWANG
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is the only thing that Easterbrook is right about and he's not the first one to float the idea.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WE NEED A TRIPLE OPTION NFL COACH
And a Air Raid NFL Coach
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to see
a split-back veer D-I team still.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why are all my roommates singing the Trololol song?
Make it stop please. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
are you undergrad?
Hige sceal รพe heardra, heorte รพe cenre, mod sceal รพe mare, รพe ure mรฆgen lytlaรฐ.
by Illusions, Michael. on Sep 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes I am
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait till you get married and your wife starts playing
LETS HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd just fart in those dinos general direction
Their mother smells of elderberries!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
All. The. Field. Goals.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
Tuberville is loving this in bigger-than-Pittsburgh-place
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unborn, hopefully never to exist
I’d be a shitty dad.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
IN GOD'S OWN TIME ZONE WHERE IT'S STILL 9PM
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In my testicles. They're easy to keep up with that way.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My roommate runs a DJ service
He just downloaded every single Kidz Bop song ever and is going to see how many dances he can DJ before someone says something about it. This is brilliant.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
GOT MY HANDS UP THEYRE PLAYIN MY SONG BLAHASDIABFASPGHAG
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The lazy song by Bruno Mars is:
Meet a really nice girl send a real nice text.
So bad.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
100 Finally
Good lord Phillies.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think I have a new fetish I've discovered.
It involves Chris Berman being hit in the face with a cinder block.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
/fapfapfap
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?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're with me cinder.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Before I head out..
Ole Miss is a 4-point underdog to Fresno State, who beat North Dakota by 5 points. Fresno State beats BCS teams every year, but I have my doubts…
If you want to take my advice and use this as your stupid upset pick, go ahead.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not against Fresno.
They’ll beat Arkansas.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wouldn't it be awesome to see Ole Miss beat LSU?
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, yes it would.
Arkansas will lose to Tennessee in 8 OTs
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You go to hell and you die!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
GAWD, y'all are fuckin weird.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You're just noticing this?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe she just got here and hoped we weren't discussing how to kill dinos
Chloe, you’re an engineer. How would you build a settlement to keep out/fight off dinos?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Not an engineer...
but I’d get back in the TARDIS.
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Surely not me!
/barfs on Chloe’s couch
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, yes we are.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why you love us
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, it's going to be like that, is it?
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, at least now you know to stop posting borderline-NSFW cheerleaders for open threads
You gotta put up some dinosaurs and guns to really get this crew going
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NSFW cheerleaders riding dinos while holding machine guns.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Whatever my equivalent of sploosh is.
So, just sploosh.
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So like this but with cheerleaders?
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Those are not dinosaurs
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yay! baloon pop!
/casualty
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Needs more dinosaurs
3/10, would not recommend
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Needs more cheerleaders.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My photoshop skill is horrible...maybe somebody can help me out.
But here’s the rough draft…
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wut?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've sentenced boys your age to the gas chamber
Felt I owed it to them.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dino-Riders childhood nostalgia auto-rec
But I am disappointed that the show’s creators chose to use lasers instead of guns, in utter defiance of reason. Those dinosaurs should be packing some .50 caliber heat (mounted, obviously, as unmounted .50s are worse than useless against dinosaurs).
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Google image search just let me down on this one.
SHIT INTERNET GET IT TOGETHER
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not in this case I'm afraid.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Lasers. Lasers and spaceships and big fucking guns.
THAT’S what brings the boys to the yard.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We landed on the moon?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You went to Missouri Tech.
You’re only now discovering boys are weird?
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no, that's a completely different school.
Thats where the people who couldn’t pass calc on campus went.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also known as "DeVry"
/notevenkidding
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chloe, boys are weird
./Themoreyouknow
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Missouri University of Science and Technology, formerly Missouri-Rolla, right?
Imma go with Missouri Tech.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MST or MUST, but MST.
Seriously, there’s a missouri tech NEBRAKSAN
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
a fucking mistyping non NU graduate
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
opposite of Nebraskan't?
/leaves
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Nebrascan'ts played a good game in the Big 12 back in 2009 title contest
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Congratulations on pinpointing the EXACT location of the hot button.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm playin you know that but for the same reason people at OSU get pissed about THE ohio state
Call it UMR or call it MST. But don’t degrade the education my family paid for.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perhaps MUST.
Just for the wonderful opportunities it provides.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sam Houston Institute of Technology!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT I'll allow because the name is stupid.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
No, you have much more reason to be pedantic
Missouri Tech implies you went to DeVry, whereas Ohio State without “The” just reminds OSU grads how pitiful their existence is.
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no really its worse see below
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saw that
Reinforces my point, which was really more of an excuse to troll OSU anyway
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I was hoping someone would.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad there's not a Missouri University of Science and Technology (Kansas City)
I’d proudly go to MSTK
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would go to FUCK (Friends Univrsity of Central Kansas)
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Serious response is serious:
“Missouri Institute of Technology” is the Kansas City campus of DeVry. They renamed it to sound more legit, but it’s a dump trade school.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
um...actually
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY WHAT THE FUCK NOW AND WHY
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I told you, so people can pass calculus.
YOU THINK I MAKE THIS SHIT UP?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They have a computer science program and their website looks like that?
Just… wow.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Non-accreditted schools never count from a naming perspective.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh... oh, Albino.
I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but… but…
DeVry got accredited and gives bachelor’s degrees now.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do they accept transferred in credits?
If not, then, I won’t count it.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno.
But they’re offering BS degrees in stuff techie schools tend to specialize in. Computer science stuff, business administration, etc.
To be fair, I think DeVry actually went out of their way to legitimize themselves. I don’t see dumbass commercials for them anymore; they’ve been run out of that market by ITT Technical Institute.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I do not have a big ass!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
!!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nathanfillion.gif
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, Mr. Popular!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see what you did there.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
uh oh
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok... that didn't work and sent totally the wrong message.
Seems even more relevant now.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But it was funny.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But it was funny.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Compared to this lady, absolutely not.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what. the. fuck.
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT WANT
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is news?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Let's see
Jews of New York, or American Dad…
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So how many peoples' heart just stopped at that Sportscenter commercial?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Which one?
The Newton super star one?
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The Hope Solo/Alex Morgan one
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really didn't pay attention much.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh.
I don’t care about soccer, but I know a lot of people here love those 2
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You should thank me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
So my dinner options are:
Pop-tarts.
Cheerios.
Birdseed.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
do you have milk?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Birdseed.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Birdseed, and don't look back
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by Ted Glover on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THE SEED
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Damon Magazu is awesome.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Birdseed has protein.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
poop in the yard later
instant garden!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Neighbors car?
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Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Neighbors' hair.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Though the male finches are assholes about the seed. I may not be able to get any.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's black oil sunflower, the classy kind.
But it’s really for the finches and chickadees. I went pop-tarts, and I may take out a loan to run to Wendy’s, if I’m still hungry.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's be real
All bird seed ends up squirrel food in the end
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And chipmunks.
/Hank Hill “furry bastard!”
But the goldfinches and chickadees do get some of it. And I see crows on the ground now and then.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Blend all 3 using rum
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All I have is like, >$20 a handle vodka.
Or sweet tea.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the sweet tea and cheerios!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That's my usual breakfast. Just not together.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well there you go, that's a cocktail right there.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hell, they even make Sweet Tea Vodka now.
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It's actually not nasty when diluted with lemonade.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really dangerous mixed with Absolut Citron.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Most things are.
Most notably, Lemonade Gatorade, which defeats the dehydration aspect of drinking that sometimes clues you in that you should stop.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Most ghetto screwdriver ever.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe so
but we used to drink gallons of the shit while playing kickball doubleheaders in 100 degree weather.
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get hammered
never have to piss!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Kidding, right?
“Hey, I’mma play left field this inning.”
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yeah
i never did that except when i was at the beach.
‘gonna get in the water for a minute..’
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You peed in the ocean!?
Dude, how dare you. Fish live in that.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
daring, i know
but you gotta pick your risks
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok. So use that instead.
The point is….booze
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to teach a class at 9 AM.
Also, wow, that was derptastic Romo.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Romo is going to take off the center's helmet and beat the fuck out of him with it
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/craigslappingguardsass.gif
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Kerrigan is good for never playing College ball
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
When the zombie apocalpyse occurs, I'm shacking up with some of the commentariat
Between the engineers & weapons nerds, we could build a nice base.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
You have to find us first.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true. And not get eaten along the way.
Of course we’d probably start the zombie apocalypse so maybe I should lone wolf it.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Head to the nearest SEC stadium.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In all honesty, I'd be looking for a secluded cave or large house.
Build a shelter there while the world goes to shit.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
My in-laws live in bumfuck nowhere.
And he’s honest to god building a barracks for the apocalypse (the man-made one, not the religious one) so all 20 of us don’t try to live under one roof.
It’s gonna be a tough call to decide whether to face the zombies – or live with the in-laws.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In-Laws can be fed to zombies
All in all, I like that idea.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
In-laws are good at the raising of the food.
and the repairing of the food-raising machinery.
Well, one is.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah but best bet will be canned foods, vacu-sealed dried foods, jerky, etc
Raising crops then turning them into flour & such is time & resource intensive.
And noisy.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, the cows tend to make the wee little cows all on their own.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
but what if the zombies eat them first?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THEN YOU GO DINO HUNTIN!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MAKE SURE YOU BRING A .50 CAL!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
with what kind of gun?
NO WAIT DON"T ANSWER THAT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rex Grossman's arm.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Co workers actually called him Sexy Rexy in staff meeting today.
I about died.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He probably gets more tail than Matt Leinart & Mark Sanchez put together
“Baby, sometimes you gotta unleash the dragon”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
mobile steak
doesnt go bad as quickly
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You said "food raising machinery"
And I said noisy as in "You don’t want zombies to even know you guys are there.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I read that whole thing as "In-laws can be used as food."
Not sure I want to look too closely at the way my brain works sometimes
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Aggy is hurt and confused by this statement
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
Better to sacrifice the in-laws than any of your show prize girlfriends.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well that is another option but less appealing.
No, the discussion was on raising livestock & farming ala now but during a zombie apocalypse.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
So, I have these friends
who constantly joke about how their now-19-year-old daughter is bait when the zombies come.
This gives me ideas, of course.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am upset I am one of the slowest people I know
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"I don't have to outrun the zombies. I just have to outrun you"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Then Turtle to win.
Oh wait life aint a RTS.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I so want to comment/ask but anything I say will low up on me
So I’ll just nathanfillion.gif
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I will not post her picture.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who the fuck would do something like that?
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah really! Fuck those guys!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn, cut off response too early
A creeper with a shitty fantasy football team?
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You have no chance. Make peace with it now.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
4 others have felt that way. Ask them how it turned out.
I’m still in my 2002 Notre Dame “how the hell are they winning?” phase. You aren’t Boston College.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's be honest
We are all fodder for Alli and Specter. And poor Broski has me, Alli and Specter in consecutive weeks. His AD needs to be fired for that schedule.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey I have been trying to make my team better.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The kind of people who get into extensive arguments about what types of guns and ammo would be the best for fighting dinosaurs.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/DinoSaucers theme plays in background
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW STEMPIKE
DON’T BELITTLE ME
by Nick Petrilli on Sep 27, 2011 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I take offense at being called Stempike.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can discuss British literature and drama!
I’m also good with swords.
/I am going to die
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Alas, poor Mango Stasi
I knew him
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stab me & leave me to distract the Horde. Gosh!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no usable skills.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mavis Beacon approves of your typing ability!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, that's not true.
I know a lot about poisonous plants and mushrooms.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Herblore! So you will teach us what is safe to eat.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
We are going to Tuscaloosa in Bryant-Denny Stadium.
We will enslave people to have gladiator style SEC football games
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What if the refugees are from the north? The games will be so slow!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The more things change...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lane Kiffin
The gift that keeps giving and giving and giving. Just like herpes.
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Lane the brain is biding his time.... till he unleashes DACOACHO on the recruiting trail again.....
just you wait dept: USCw is gonna be good again, and soon!…. just you…. wait!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged for SKLM sockpuppet account
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
His wife better not have herpes! It'll ruin her!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Now Black Stone Cherry for music
They are on their game tonight
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow, this game is like being gnawed to death by squirrels and chipmunks.
One small field goal at a time.
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
by Boatdrinks on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So THIS is what being a corn cob feels like
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/croweatingcorn.jpg
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
that works
well, actually!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You win this thread.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Would anyone here have a moral objection...
If a group of Tennesseans were to kidnap coach Kiffin and throw him in a dungeon underneath the stadium?
How that man still has a head coaching job is unbelievable, and if he was able to do all this crap at Tennessee in a year… Just imagine the NCAA investigations at USC if he lasts two or three seasons.
by Caban on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The question is whether it would be moral to NOT do that.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not a jury in the land would convict you.
And you’d get pro bono lawyering.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That depends...
Will you be keeping him under the field with the decomposing body parts?
/Blind Side Tutored
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
by Grizzly_Adams on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yay another field goal!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Coach Spurrier on being told Saban lured Muschamp to the Darkside!
by CockySpaniel on Sep 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
You'd think a Heisman-winning QB
would have a better throwing motion. He throws like a teenage girl now.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
its all that golf
dun fucked up his chuckin motion
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah
Now it’s just optimized for slinging sand wedges
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
also notice that he immediately starts reeling it in
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
But MusChamp was gonna bring balance to the SEC!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it wrong that I'd rather discuss dinos, guns, zombies, burt gummer, fantasy football & women than....
do something constructive or watch NFL?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
DON"T FEED IT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey now. I'm not a troll. I'm a man. I'm 28!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
no no, you're colin cowerd
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey no insults here! *cries*
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that's just cruel and uncalled for.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Naw it's fine. I'm 98% sure it was meant in jest. It's cool. It's cool =)
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Oklahoma play Arky this week?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We got the sheepfuckers. OU would kill us.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I hate ball state remember?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fuck David Letterman!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Not at all..
I find the NFL hard to watch… my brother in law claims to like it because of the raw talent of the players… but he also like crap like Yngwei Malmsteem and Dream Theater.
by Caban on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nah.
we’re all in this together now
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no, no we're not.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I heard that about you. You like to work alone.
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So do assassins
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
What is this from?
Can’t put my finger on it…
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ok.
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to miss Wisky-Neb
And I am upset.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
There had better be a damn good reason.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So Dak St has a home game
I’m in the band and missing a performance is an automatic F. Seriously, I cannot have an F in marching band on my transcript
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
That's a good enough reason.
I’ll be missing it as well. Sorta bummed but okay.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I need your phone number.
So I can text you fictional scoring updates.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Be sure to go from
UW 21, NU 3
to
NU 14, UW 7
to
UW 31, NU 10
and so on.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NU 4, UW 1
They went CFL
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, you apply them to your cheeks...
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Or your ears, if you need them to pop.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I have an obnoxious Husker friend
I’m sure I’ll hear all about it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not all of you.
I mean, Rev isn’t.
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I suspect if he was MartinInAmes
He might be a bit more so. He’s got a Rev-hood to uphold.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Obnoxious Husker friend?
Is such a thing even possible?
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It might not be after this season
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Redudancy?
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I am going fishing this weekend with a husker fan
has already mentioned watching the game threeve times, I think they get smoked but we will see
by UMR_Rugger on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, we're going to get blown off the field
But I’m still looking forward to the game.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOLWUT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
knew a guy that got an F in Intro to Leisure
/this one wasnt me
//seriously
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Turned in every assignment on time, done perfectly
Professor decided he wasn’t understanding the material.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh that's good
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt do a single thing they were supposed to do.
there wasnt an assigned class meeting, they just had to go a couple of school sanctioned events (plays, concerts, etc) and a few non-football sporting events. turn in the ticket stubs & instant A.
He did none of these.
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like he grasped the concept at a higher level than the prof
That said, THIS WAS A FUCKING COLLEGE CLASS FOR CREDIT!?!?!?
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't I wish....oh lord god.
My easiest class was freshman english.
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
1 hour
but still. they offered logic as a 3 hour class, too.
i took architecture appreciation for the love of God. there were many a pillow elective to be had in early undergrad.
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we didn't have "hours"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i know.
i went to an idiot college that was very cheap.
we got what they gave us.
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
how many hours did you need, theoretcially? Did majors have different hours requirements?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it was slightly different
but most non-engineering majors had about the same credit hour requirements for graduation.
of course if you switched majors a few times, you ended up with a shit pile of useless credits
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Logic I can see.
I’m pretty sure there was a philosophy class at UST that was pretty much just logic, probably four hours.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I took actual mathy-logic - and set theory.
And I only got two credits.
Most useful class in all the universe.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
We could use a whole lot more people taking 3 hours of logic.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd settle for everyone taking 30 minutes.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not being in the class
it’s learning the material
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, I'm going to my alma mater's rivalry game on Saturday
and still finding a Husker bar in Minnesota before kickoff.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I know my target already.
Tom Reid’s Hockey City Pub on W 7th in St. Paul
Watched the Iowa State game there last year, was a blast.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They have their own L'il Red?
SQUEE!
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
They do in fact have a L'il Red
I’ll forgive them for that.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Kill someone Peleni style.
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Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Scream at them until they self imolate?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Sep 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good thing they cut Andre Gurode
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
All the center derps.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
A Cowboy line that commits needless penalties?
Where oh where is my fainting couch?
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they need Wade Phillips back
/chuckles
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
and Flozell Adams
PFFFFT
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He's a bad personal foul machine
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and out of football
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He was cromulent last year.
And better than Colon (who is out) and Jonathan Scott (who is horrible).
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree with this
Because on the hypothetical day when Vontaze Burfict’s team came to town, the refs would have to confiscate every Terrible Towel in existence to use as flags. And no more Towels would be a wonderful thing.
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YESSS I DO LOVE GOOD COACHING
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and college formations. SQUEEEEEEEE!
don’t make me like you, Jason Garrett
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was actually tempted to turn the Cowherd thing into my own Little Running Gag
But no, no I can’t stand that guy in any way, shape or form.
And if I am trolling, well it is rarely intentional. I do change subjects & pull references out of thin air alot. But just how my mind works. No ill will meant.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
that was pretty shitty of her to call you that, though
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, cause i'm a horrible fucking human being.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
With an ass that has its own gravitational pull.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"That's no moon it's a" oh yeah that was upthread
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
LOLQURP?
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If Hitler and Lane Kiffin had a child it wouldn't be half as evil as you.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wouldn't be half as ugly, either!
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, that was meant for Chloe, not you.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, that may not be totally inaccurate, but ouch, brah.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
More Evil than Jim Tressel And Beamers still born demon lovechild.
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But nowhere near as evil as Coach K.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beamer is worse
because he’s evil on the margins. Beamer is Stalin- death by beauracracy. coach K is Pol Pot- sudden maniacal massacre
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damien with way more punting?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
...well, shit. That ruins my joke.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WTF
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Naw you're cool. *high fives*
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
yep.
exactly what i said.
word for word!
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It's fine seriously. I was a bit "Wha?" but I'm not mad.
Not sure if it was a joke either. But either way, I may be a big troll that isn’t trying to be a troll.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't consider you a troll at all.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks. =)
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Not enough posts expressing disappointment that a team's fanbase didn't beat more people up.
You need to up your game if you want to earn that troll merit badge.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm still working on underwater basket weaving & GIS Fu
I couldn’t find the Tremors 2 scene with Burt Gummer saying “I am completely out of ammo. That’s never happened to me before”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
So apparently Lee Corso gets his head at a dry cleaners
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You don't?
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PHRASING!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
I did that on purpose
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Usually those are massage parlors.
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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That Skin OLB wrecked Romo from behind.
/Someone says phrasing
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
You can trade managers now?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Jon Gruden got traded to Tampa for, what, one or two #1s?
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
whooops
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A baseball manager? who knows. A football coach? that matters
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shit, that's how Chuck Tanner ended up managing the Pirates.
And I think Piniella was actually traded to the Rays.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
look its been that kind of night
albino keeps trolling going with the MST stuff after I leave, some nights the bad memories they come back and you drink to forget..
/thanks for the D Chloe
It's been that way for awhile
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by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
for all his craziness
he won a world series
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yes, because he was the reason the whole damn rotation caught fire.
And he was the reason that Geoff Fucking Blum could come up with his only career homer in the fucking world series.
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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And let me add: Fuck Ozzie Guillen with Clemson's rusty junk.
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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Him and Jobu
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
fuck AJ Pierzynsky
i don’t care if i didnt spell his name right.
“that was my strikeout mechaninc”
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Farewell you crazy diamond.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Cowboys love to run draw plays
They aren’t all that good at them, but boy do they love the draw play.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
maybe the Redskins are good at run defence?
LOLNO
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Football Outsiders charted this
Can’t remember the 2010 stats, but in 2009 they ran 3 times as many draws as anyone else and were okay at them but no better than their normal runs. Meanwhile the Ravens ran like 15 draws all year and were completely devastating with them.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe Joe Flacco sells the play action better?
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Tony Romo has no idea what he's doing
I’m fine with this.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
This bothers me not at all.
Can’t wait for all the butt hurt subs tomorrow.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Tony Romo will have a book written about him one day
He’s had the oddest, most discussed career of any QB in recent memory other than Favre.
He is pretty talented & plays hurt. He seems like a nice enough guy.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Kurt Warner might disagree about odd career arcs.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah there are other candidates. Kurt Warner I think already has a book though.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Darryl Lamonica and Kenny stabler
I think they have books though
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Several blondes disagree.
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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just came to that Battlefield 3 commerical.
Fuck COD.
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Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Yes. That was awesome
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
call me back when it has real balance.
/competitive 1942 player
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The latest Kevin Butler ad is pretty epic as well
“But they won’t take our shooters!”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Battlefield 3 using 99 Problems
Awesome
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I was just thinking that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
announcers: Tony Romo is a girl.
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So that means...girl on girl action with Jessica and Carrie?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone to the bunks.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOOK AT ALL THIS ROOM I HAVE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All part of your plan. =)
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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I read this in a diabolic okie voice..
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't have an accent, but the diabolic part was true.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How does someone not have an accent?
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by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
you know those people who do the news, they all want to sound like me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Even Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa?
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Even the ones here in San Antonio
Until they pronounce the latino/hispanic names
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's a reason they all get rotated through Bumfuck, Oklahoma and/or Kansas
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
some missouri too.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
California
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Heh, I got central NC redneck twang with a slow SC Low Country delivery
Not one to talk about accents….
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Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The worst insult I ever got was a woman from Pittsburgh said I sounded like Pres Bush (second one)
I’ve been told I got a southern twang and that I sound “western”
My best guess would be southern mixed with hillbilly mixed with a dash of Missouri.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Land thieves, the lot of 'em.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Except, one of the girls in this case looks like Romo.
no thanks.
by T-Jax, Field General on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bag.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Says the Meatloaf
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Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SEXUAL. NAPALM.
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by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What burns and is impossible to get rid of?
I’m calling it…5 weeks from now Joe Schad uses this comment as the basis for a report that Tony Romo has herpes.
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WINNER.
Capture this on video, shut down the Internet forever.
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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No internet crasher would be the following
Hope Solo, Christina Hendricks, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell & Scarlett Johanson in an orgy.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I can arrange that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then you should be President.
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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
President?
She should run for God if she can do that.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If someone asks if Chloe's a god, YOU SAY YES!
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by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Please do, Chloe
We will owe you everything ever!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
For them to kiss each other's "Wookie?"
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
'i did it all for the wookie. the wookie.'
/runs away
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meh
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Just because you don't like leggy blonde women from TX and OK!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Leggy blondes? Yeah I'll take mine from NY (Hayden Panettiere) & NJ (Ashley Tisdale)
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
both midgets
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Those of us are midgets appreciate fellow midgets, Ms. Amazon.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/props elbow on Rocco's head
‘so, whats everyone doing over here?’
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/buys hoverround
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I tend to prefer women around 5'0 to 5'7 or so
I’m 6’1 myself
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah i can totally see that about you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
*looks for post decoder ring*
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you have to be at least 5' to be "leggy"?
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
5'6" i believe
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Pics or it didn't happen
And we know you’d post ’em if you had ’em…
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really thought you were talking to me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Well now that I think about it, it would work equally well for either of you
But you would do it out of the goodness of your heart whereas Stubob would just be making a terrible creepy decision.
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You got GIS. I'm on break!
Union rules
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Thus do people with no taste, and/or actual mental defects, reveal themselves.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Cowboys are going to win with 6 FG, aren't they?
Dammit.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Didn't Tennessee win one 24-21 a few years back
with 8 FGs?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
06 or 07
i believe
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Has Olgletree read a page of the playbook?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think he ate all of them
Because he has taken a shit on every play tonight
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm rooting for Dallas to win this 18-16
Because getting beat with no TDs is an awful feeling
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think you and I may be the only ones that get this
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Any Auburn fans in the house?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know about any other situations
But Iowa State beat Iowa by THIS EXACT SAME SCORE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was it really?
Oh. Ok. Fair enough
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
3-2 BITCHES
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
North Dakota State beat Kansas 9-6 last year.
SUCK IT JAYHAWKS.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is always an appropriate sentiment.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NDSU.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU CAN'T EVEN FILL OUT A SIMPLY TITLE BOX
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know when you go to Burger King
and you get one Simply Q in your Regular Q?
I love that.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 27, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
YOU CANT EVEN ADJECTIVE CORRECTLY
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 27, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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So he should do the honorable thing and forfit the post?
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 27, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Commissioner of EDSBS won't allow that.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 27, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Once the "Post" button is clicked, it's final?
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 27, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
You can flag your own post, if you want to.
Which is what I did to the picture I posted above.
by Bus Crasher on Sep 27, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also,
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 27, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
The kicker is that Kucharich is generally recognized as the worst coach in Notre Dame history.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 27, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Was that what you meant, or was there some other joke I should get?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, no one outside Iowa gives much of a crap about Iowa / Iowa State.
Except when Iowa loses; then it’s transcendent comedy.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hell.
I hardly give a shit about the rivalry. The “rivalry” can go f itself in the a gd it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Why's profanity okay in the title and first sentence
But disemvoweled in the second? Toddler walk into the room?
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't really count hell as profanity
But I have no idea why.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or "shit", apparently.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I count shit
Because George Carlin did
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is the correct reason for everything.
Concurrently, I worship Joe Pesci.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok. I laughed so hard when you guys committed what? 8 turnovers
And ISU still only scored 9 points. That is derparific on both sides.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I got this from an ISU fan
“ISU would still be undefeated even with Iowa’s schedule” Reaaaalllly…..how does one manage to beat itself without losing to itself?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
...
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Sep 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"Things uttered by Bobby Petrino before last Saturday"
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No I think Petrino knew we were so gonna lose that game.
I figured we would. I hoped we’d win but barring that the game would be close for awhile (it was) and that nobody got hurt (they did)
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
bama & lsu are 2 18 wheelers that are gonna bowl over everything until they meet.
losing to those teams isnt really a bad thing, at all.
losing to Auburn… on the other hand… /drinks
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i was 9 types of ANGAR 3 weekends ago.
this was our chance to finally beat you guys without Brandon Cox handing it to us.
/furk
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes. Arky will probably lose to LSU and/or South Carolina still
We usually play LSU close regardless of rankings.
Every other team we could well be favored against.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Romo: "MOTHERFUCKER SAY THAT I'M FOOLISH I ONLY TALK ABOUT JEWELS DO YOU FOOLS TALK MUSIC OR DO YOU LISTEN TO IT"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That was a dumb dumb call
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Michael vick just broke another remote.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whatever happened to Shanahan teams averaging 4 ypc?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
evaluation in the morning.
/makes another drink
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Cardinals
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
U WANT WILD CARD?
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
as a Braves fan
yes, yes I do
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NO CAN HAZ
ALL FOR ME
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't give a fuck about the NL
but damn if I won’t rec that GIF every time.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
it gets the feeling across, thats for damn sure
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Ultimate stickyball troll!
Cards blow their chance to tie for the wild card on a WALK OFF BUNT to the WORST TEAM IN THE MAJORS.
U MAD, .093???
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Sep 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
see above.
teehee
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Romo is going to take the next snap
Kick the center in the balls, spike the football and walk away
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
THE QUALITY OF FOOTBALL IS JUST SO MUCH BETTER IN THE NFL
/dies
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dez fucking Bryant
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
maybe he can play his way out of chapter 11
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He is in bankruptcy?!?!
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he's gotta feed his family.
/NBA’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and his jewelry supplier from college
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can he name all of his kids at least?
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
George, George, George, Georgina, George, and Georgie.
/Foreman’d
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Can bet on which rookies go bankrupt first?
$10 on Cam plz.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
pffft. What is there for him to spend it on? The Penguin?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've never even been and apparently I have to choose a side in the whole Penguin Crisis which is gripping Charlotte
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a Penguin Crisis? do tell.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Penguin Crisis
Remember when the Penguin used to be kinda shitty? Then a couple of guys came in and turned it around? Seems that they didn’t actually own the Penguin and the place’s owners, once the joint turned around, said “See ya” and took back over management (after running it into the ground the first time). Some of the original kitchen staff is still there but others followed the guys over to start up Pinkey’s at the corner of Freedom and Morehead (across from Burger Company).
I was unaware of this until I asked about grabbing a beer at the Penguin. In no uncertain terms was the situation explained.
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm only used to the shitty Penguin
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have no baseline for comparison
So I’m just going to roll with it. Pinky’s is closer to her house anyway
by PalmettoTiger on Sep 26, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
naw man
his dad is handling the cash flow for him!
why change something that is proven to work?
/trollface
//ANGARface
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is MSU still paying a salary? was that a two year contract?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
1 day
that way when he retires, he’ll retire in maroon & white.
/kicks hole in wall
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 26, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That's Vick, not Bryant
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Sep 26, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Bryant's going through the process
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He was getting sued, not going through bankruptcy
All Vick’s money is controlled by the trustee.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Sep 26, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I see DeAngelo Hall
hasn’t learned a damn thing about tackling since he left Blacksburg.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I didn't think he knew anything about tackling when he was there.
by Albino Tornado on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Time for Sexy Rexy to go deep and unleash the dragon.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
PHRASING!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Sep 26, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK IT I'M GOING DERP
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by jonfmorse on Sep 26, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/throws all the screens
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Screens!!!
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Damon Magazu is awesome.
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
hivemind
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
by Danger Zone on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK IT I'M TAKING IT DEEP
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
Well.
Balls.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
What's your twitter handle going to be
walkoffbunt2069?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 26, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
@ACSChicago
10:51 pm, 9/26/11 “I’m on twitter. This is my only tweet. Bet fulfilled.”
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
deleted? I see no tweets
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
aaaaaaaaahahaha
I made that up. I had no idea it was a real twitter handle. And I love that you immediately followed it.
by emc503 on Sep 26, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NEVER.
WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE URBAN SPRAWL OF HOUSTON.
It's some sort of communique!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Magic number: 2
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MONDAY NIGHT DERP.
I TELL YA JAWS THATS HOW YOU DERP IN THE NATIONAL. DERPING. LEAGUE.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
That's how you win in the NATIONAL. FIELDGOAL. LEAGUE.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to say one thing
Jermichael Finley would’ve beaten the Skins and sent it into overtime with the Cowboys
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously. My uncle made a rule
You can’t count a field goal unless you score a TD first. This game woulda been 7-0
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 26, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
Red Sox is fucked.
Rays play Yankees, and Yankees don’t give a fuck about winning since they already clinched the AL. Red Sox plays Orioles, and I’m pretty sure Orioles want to play a spoiler here…
So if Red Sox drops at least one game, it’s probably fucked for them.
SO…GO ORIOLES DAMNIT!
by Bus Crasher on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So say we all
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SO SAY WE ALL
War Damn all bird teams this week.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 27, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh, CSI
First 5 minutes: HORRIBAWFUL/MYSTERIOUS CRIME OCCURS, AT LEAST ONE LARGE BREASTED WOMAN SCREAMS
Next 15 minutes "EVIDENCE GATHERING, LOTS OF SMASH AND ZOOM CUTS, THE THREE KEY PIECES OF EVIDENCE ARE REVEALED, BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHICH WILL MATTER
Minutes 20-40: At least 2 false leads, several theories are disproved and there are at least 4 looks of puzzlement upon the faces of the main characters
Minutes 40-57: OMG THIS WAS THE MISSING PEICE WE FIND THE KILLER CHASE RUN SUPER FAST CUT, EVIL LOOK, THE KILLER ADMITS TO IT
Minutes 57-60: Character development.
In summation: THIS SHOW IS STUPID.
by emc503 on Sep 27, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Robot Chicken
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 27, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We started watching a horror movie (Cookers)
And were really unsure about it. Until Voodoo was on the opening credits.
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Cookers?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 27, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Cookers
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuk the Wut.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 27, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
It involves meth heads and their hallucinations I believe
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Chargers DT Antonio Garay
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 27, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That can't be real can it?
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Its real.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 27, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I now have a life goal
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would hope you've already achieved your goal of not looking that stupid.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
According to school tradition
Starting October 4, I can’t shave until Homecoming November 4. But then it’s no shave November. So I could get something pretty sweet going
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by Pain in the Sash on Sep 27, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
A few months ago.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was your last hope
…there is another
by emc503 on Sep 27, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
HAI GUY I FOUND HOW TO KILL THE DINOS!!!1!1!ONE!1one
A Big Mac a day for a month.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 27, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
Already sold out when I tried to get tickets.
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Damon Magazu is awesome.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Sep 27, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Forceps?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Sep 27, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
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