Can we dedicate some serious brainpower to the world class shit parade that will be (probably has already begun) on the campus of WVU? Think about this combination, in no particular order: hill people, Mardi gras beads, 100 tons of boiled (maybe steamed) crawfish, barrels of White Lightning, and I ain't talking Craig James pre hooker massacre, Tony Chacherie's creole seasoning, couches, cajuns, muskets, zydeco music, college gameday (as if WVU and LSU needs a reason to start drinking at 5am), Jambalaya, wife beaters, back hair, banjos, corndogs, witches (allegedly), Burbon, wildlife and Les (fewer) Miles. I don't think they are going to survive this. It's going to look like Woodstock +vietnam, napalm and all. I pray to Lee Corso's Murkin that I could be there to watch, from a safe distance of course. How many children will be born exactly 9 months from now with a Creole/Appalachian heritage? The only thing left to do now is sit back and wait for match to meet gasoline and I personally can't wait. I hope CNN is there because ESPN is ill equipped to cover this event. I pray a hedge of pretection over Erin Andrew's nether regions.
Que, Midnight Oil "bed's are burning"