We're sitting on the couch watching Prattville play St. Whositwhatsit last weekend because we're desperate for football, when the wife looks over at me and tosses this idea out. Why doesn't the SEC, while adding A&M, go get Hawaii so we all have an excuse to go vacation there every other year. I tried to come up with a salient argument on why that's too far west, but then I started imagining big polynesian guys around a smoking pig in the ground at our tailgate and I just accepted her logic.

Somebody call Mike Slive and make this happen!