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A Compendium of Coach Created Cocktails


The Les Miles:  A wheatgrass shot topped off with Absinthe.  Somehow, two jiggers fit in a one jigger glass.  No one can explain this.

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The Nick Saban: Gasoline, and he'll just stare and you and call you a pussy bitch until you down it.  Then he'll pour you another.

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Luke Fickell:  Jaegerbombs, BRAH.  Of course, the NCAA will come back two hours later and pump your stomach, but you enjoyed it the first time, right? (Note: if you enjoyed it the first time, you're pathological and a terrible person)

 

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Chip Kelly: Will just pour a bottle of HRD Vodka down a bong until you puke.  Then he'll just keep pouring for the hell of it.

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Mark Dantonio:  Bayer asprin, nitro tablets and a glass of warm milk.

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Will Muschamp: BLOOD, LOTS OF BLOOD.  MAKES THE GRASS GROW. BOOM, YOU PUSSY.  DRINK UP.

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Lane Kiffin: Kahlua, piss, and Hypnotiq.  Somehow this manages to taste only slightly better than the taste left in Tennessee fans' mouths. 

Tom OBrien: Lukewarm water, straight from the tap.  Good enough for pa, good enough for you. /flicks speck of dust off powder blue oxford and khakis.

Gene Chizik: A bottle of stolen Mike's Hard Lemonade.  Paid $180 bucks for it.  

Mack Brown: "HEY, MANNY.  GET ME A DRINK, AND PRONTO"

Dana Holgorson:

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/I'll take a Holgo, please.

 

 

 

 

 


 

 


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