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New Classification Scheme

Ed. note -- This is absolutely brilliant. Front page'd con gusto.

A few weeks ago, someone stated that schools that have the same mascot should play each other. Well, it is next to impossible to keep a librarian from thinking about classifications. So here is my attempt at creating new and uneven divisions for all schools.

The reasons for some of the division breakdowns are the following:

Because trees are a crop, Ohio State and Western Kentucky are included in the Agriculture/Ranching Division

For Akron the choice was between the mascot and a rubber shoe?!? The choice was made to use the mascot.

The Chromo Division includes the subdivision with the same name and the Storm/Water Subdivision because the way the sky changes color before a storm. Since storms are also supernatural it seemed like a good place for that subdivision.

Remember this is not realistic and is just for fun. So, criticize away humble minions of EDSBS!

For my next classifications I will use both DDC and LC!

AGRICULTURE/RANCHING DIVISION
AGRICULTURE SUBDIVISION BOVIDAE SUBDIVISION EQUIDAE SUBDIVISION RANCHING SUBDIVISION
Nebraska Cornhuskers Buffalo Bulls Boise State Broncos Oklahoma State Cowboys
New Mexico State Aggies Colorado Buffalos Southern Methodist Mustangs Wyoming Cowboys
Oklahoma Sooners Colorado State Rams Western Michigan Broncos
Texas A&M Aggies Marshall Thundering Herd
Utah State Aggies South Florida Bulls PLANTAE
Western Kentucky Hilltoppers Texas Longhorns Ohio State Buckeyes
ANIMALIA DIVISION
CANIDAE SUBDIVISON FELIDAE SUBDIVISION AVES SUBDIVISION MACROPODIDAE
Connecticut Huskies Arizona Wildcats Air Force Falcon Akron Zips
Fresno State Bulldogs Auburn Tigers Arkansas State Red Hawks
Georgia Bulldogs Brigham Young Cougars Ball State Cardinals MUSTELIDAE SUBDIVISION
Louisiana Tech Bulldogs Cincinnati Bearcats Boston College Eagles Michigan Wolverines
Mississippi State Bulldogs Fuck Clemson Tigers Bowling Green Falcons Wisconsin Badgers
Nevada Wolf Pack Florida International Golden Panthers Eastern Michigan Eagles
New Mexico Lobos Houston Cougars Florida Atlantic Owls REPTILIA SUBDIVISION
North Carolina State Wolfpack Kansas State Wildcats Kansas Jayhawks Florida Gators
Northern Illinois Huskies Kentucky Wildcats Kent State Golden Flashes Maryland Terrapins
Washington Huskies LSU Tigers Louisiana Monroe Warhawks Texas Christian Horned Toad
Memphis Tigers Louisville Cardinals
SUIDAE Missouri Tigers Miami (OH) Redhawks RODENTIA SUBDIVISION
Arkansas Razorbacks Northwestern Wildcats Oregon Ducks Minnesota Golden Gophers
Ohio Bobcats Rice Owls Oregon State Beavers
URSIDAE SUBDIVISION Penn State Nittany Lions South Carolina Gamecocks
Baylor Bears Pittsburgh Panthers Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles INSECTA
California Golden Bears Washington State Cougars Temple Owls Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
UCLA Bruins

Virginia Tech Hokies
HOMO SAIPIENS DIVISION
MARITIME SUBDIVISION MILITARY SUBDIVISION NEW WORLD SUBDIVISION OLD WORLD SUBDIVISION
East Carolina Pirates Army Black Knights Central Michigan Chippewa Idaho Vandals
Navy Midshipman Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders Florida State Seminoles Michigan State Spartans
Vanderbilt Commodores North Carolina Tar Heels Hawaii Warriors Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Ole Miss Rebels Illinois Illini San Jose State Spartans
ENGINEERING SUBDIVISION Rutgers Scarlet Knights Indiana Hoosiers Southern California Trojans
? Boilermakers Tennessee Volunteers Iowa Hawkeyes Troy Trojans
Toledo Rockets Texas Tech Red Raiders Louisiana Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns
UTEP Miners UCF Golden Knights San Diego State Aztecs
UNLV Rebels Utah Utes
Virginia Cavaliers
West Virginia Mountaineers
CHROMO DIVISION
CHROMO SUBDIVISION SUPERNATURAL SUBDIVISION STORM / WATER SUBDIVISION
North Texas Mean Green Arizona State Sun Devils Alabama Crimson Tide
Stanford Cardinal Duke Blue Devils Iowa State Cyclones
Syracuse Orange UAB Blazers Miami Hurricanes
Wake Forest Demon Deacons Tulane Green Wave
Tulsa Golden Hurricane

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