THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/8/2011
by Spencer Hall on Aug 8, 2011 10:34 AM EDT
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PrintPERSASTRONG COMES TO BRISTOL, CT. Christian Ponder for Heisman, please move over. We have a new favorite "Heisman Campaign Based On A Player Whose Arm Might Fall Off In Week Seven."
That beautiful scenery is Bristol, CT, and that pipe is the Adrian Karsten Memorial Drainpipe. Dan Persa is a quarterback for Northwestern, and according to the school is a candidate for the Heisman trophy. Like Northwestern itself, you will need extensive reminders of their existence from people who cannot believe you do not understand how special Persa/Northwestern are.
THERE ARE NO BODIES THEREFORE VONTAZE BURFICT DIDN'T REALLY HIT ANYONE, MAN. Sure, you say Erickson's hiding Vontaze Burfict getting in a locker room fight, but if there isn't a head rolling out the door and Burfict running after it kicking it like Lionel Messi loose in midfield, then this was not a serious fight. Please also consider the real live possibility that Dennis Erickson has no idea who Vontaze Burfict is, and does not know he is coaching "The Arizona State Sun Devils." #GoSeahawks
NOW THAT'S A TATTOO OF A SAMURAI KILLING A MUSKRAT, SIR. We would make fun of Jerel Worthy's tattoo, but he's Jerel Worthy and he probably just heard us say that SHIIIIIIIIIIIT RUN---
MMMMMM ALL ACCESS. ESPN's gone full Gatorish today after stiffing the local media for the entire spring, and we're sure that will go down well with everyone but ESPN. (Mike Bianchi: "Why UCF is Florida's true team!") Still, you get one day of pictures of guys in sleeveless training tops eating waffles and actual footage of Charlie Weis talking stacked linebackers and box counts before the curtain falls back into Sabanesque darkness, so take it while you can get it.
IT'S REALLY THE FIFTH SUSPENSION THAT MAKES YOU WONDER IF YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. Stephen Garcia really considered transferring after his fifth suspension, which like the seventh divorce really makes you wonder if the institution in question is really suited for your needs as a person. He didn't transfer, perhaps because the draw of an academic slate including archery (FORE!) and a class on the Navy SEALs was too much for him to resist, or because the ass of Jadeveon Clowney turned out to be just as magnificent as promised. Only floating Matthew McConaughey knows for certain.
WE LIKE THE STYLE ESPECIALLY IF HE HAS FORMATIONS NICKNAMED SAN ANDREAS AND LIBERTY CITY. Chad Morris was firmly in the mad scientist camp at Tulsa, and if Dabo doesn't Dabo it up and get in his way as a coordinator at Clemson, there could be some actual non-pro-style offense worth watching in the ACC. Either way, that's a fine cover you have there, sir. Please turn to page 38, the "Kills Hooker And Takes Money Back" page of pass protections.
EERS EERS EERS. Bill's on WVU this morning, and HOLGO HOLGO HOLGO. If we had a college football fantasy league, Smith would be an easy first round pick, and if someone's willing to run it we might very well have one.
ERIC BIENIEMY STRIVES FOR PERFECTION. And instead, he gets Colorado football. :(
THE ONLY NCAA 2012 REVIEW YOU WILL EVER NEED. From Sexy Results! own Ian Cohen:
Besides each defensive backfield resembling an archipelago of Revis Islands, you will get sacked with astounding frequency if you don’t release the pass two seconds before a rusher comes into contact with him. And in terms of leading receivers on deep routes or zipping it in there, your quarterback will have the nuanced touch of Meg White.
Love you, Ian.
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Craig James is a big fan of that page 38 you referenced there, Spencer
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 8, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Evil Northwestern Shadowcats for B1G champions!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
I heard
“Kills hooker and takes money back” and i knew it was being done correctly. Now, repeat 4 more times
- Senative Member Craig James
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 10:38 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
After a night of quiet reflection...
BRING THE DREAD PIRATE LEACH TO TEMPE!!
Looking for retweets and no original thoughts whatsoever? Have I got the place for you: IndyDevil's Twitter
by IndyDevil on Aug 8, 2011 11:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL NO SIR
RIGHT NOW IT’S EITHER WILLINGHAM OR GAILEY IF I LET AZAZEL DO WHAT HE WANTS AND SMITE BUFFALO AGAIN THIS YEAR.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#RONP4ASU
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
That's Northeastern.
And it’s pronounced NAWTH EESTIN.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 8, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
fahkin tawm braydee!!!
Sawx and no-mahhh! Wicked awh-some!!!!
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Naaaaah
Northwestern’s down here in Natchitoches (pronounced “Nackidish” for the uninitiated), LA!
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Aug 8, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and DACOACHO is a 'famous alum'!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Re: Jesse Palmer and ESPN Wardrobe Dept.:
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
Who makes it?
Uh, MISSterious. And it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side. That’s the mystery.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 8, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Posted without comment.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 8, 2011 10:45 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
HEY MAN HEY MAN!!
COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG
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"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can we make it really green?
To the point where it can be none more green?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 8, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
we tried that with the ncaa derp map
It just got REALLY green
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Is it pregnant?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
it appears to be a Cholly-face
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with tiger body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Clemson to be born?
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 8, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK CLEMSON.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 8, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY
What is WRONG with you?!?!?!
/$threeve recs for you
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Something is missing from the Persa billboard
Shouldn’t there be a crowd shot of Persa’s mom on that billboard? Must have seen her about 12 times during the first half when Northwestern played Penn State.
Washingtonian and Penn Stater -- My blog features the triumph of hope over experience that is being a DC sports fan (especially the Nats) as well as the Nittany Lions, life in BeltwayLand and other things I find interesting. @doubleuefwhy
I think the "Chicago's Heisman Candidate" tagline is a very subtle threat
I mean, we all know what sort of mob-related activity and other corruption have gone down in Chicago over the years. So this is NW’s way of saying, “This is the CHICAGO candidate. So you might oughtta vote for him. Otherwise, you know, sum’m bad could happen, like you could fall down and break your leg, or your car could catch on fire…”
by Doug Gillett on Aug 8, 2011 10:48 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
pfffft, the guy who lives behind my grandparents in CT is named Carmine and used to own a sanitation company.
OUH MAFIA DONS ARE TOUGHA THAN YAH MAFIA DONS!
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 8, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Vote early
Vote often
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 8, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Worked for another Chicago area candidate.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 8, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Grand Theft Clemson?
SO I GOT THIS DELIVERY MISSION WHERE I HAD TO DELIVER SOME DRUGS TO FAT TONY AND IM LIKE FUCK YEAH DRUGS AND MONEY AND THEN I FIGURED HEY YOU KNOW FAT TONY PROBABLY ISNT EXPECTING ALL OF THESE DRUGS SO ILL JUST PICK UP SOME FRIENDS AND WELL GO PARTY AND NOW HERE WE ARE AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST RAN OVER A HOOKER OH GOD HEY SHE DROPPED MONEY LETS GET IT AND OH SHIT ITS THE COPS THEY SENT OUT A HELICOPTER FUCK THIS SHIT IF IM GOING OUT IM GOING OUT FIVE STARS SEND IN THE ARMY BECAUSE IM A SHOOTING STAR
by Gaknar on Aug 8, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions 20 recs
Greatest gif ever?
GREATEST GIF EVER.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 8, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I see this is a
popular gif this morning.
Woops.
by Onestatewest on Aug 8, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Is this an outtake from Busta Rhymes "Arab Money"
(not a big fan of hip-hop but that has to be most ridiculous music video ever)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
You know, Spencer, I do have a college fantasy league being set up.
See Fan Post.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
When I read 'Persastrong.com'...
I got an image of Lenny, Hulk, or Frakenstein in my minds eye saying, “UUUHHhhhhh PERSA STRONG!” You know, like a big dumb idiot that puts together simple sentences and is scared of fire, loud noises, and such…
by Cocky Scar on Aug 8, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Persa STRONG
Achilles weak.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 8, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Unrealistic Heisman candidiacies: ur doin it rong
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 8, 2011 10:53 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
SBARRO
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Wow that's a giant po-FUCK YEAH SBARROS!"
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 8, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm interested in this GYRO IT (?) place.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 8, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
/consultsgiantversion
GYRO II
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 8, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
They went down
With the S.S. Akili Smith.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 8, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
We don't need another gyro.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 8, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What about an autogyro?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm Holding out for a Gyro....
I’m holding out until the end of the night
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Aug 8, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I tell ya...
This Sbarro’s got what it takes to serve pizza in the EN EFF ELL. I haven’t seen such a combination of DELIVERY and HOTNESS since stuffed-crust was unveiled. Look at the slices that come out of that box; you can’t tell me Sbarro isn’t authentic and ready for the NEXT LEVEL.
/gruden’d
"When I go to New York, I always stop by this little place to get an authentic New York slice"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
shit, should have read yours before I put mine
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's my favorite hole in the wall Italian joint in New York
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Or do it like the SEC.
Ingram over Suh? How in the world did that happen? Oh yeah thats how….
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on Aug 8, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Lookin' good
Damon Evans has lost weight.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
HISSSS!!!!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
HERRO THERE.
I’ve been at Lake Erie this entire weekend, and I come back to like 102938120931 comments.
THIS is the offseason I know!
Now I know what GATOR stands for:
Piss and hydration.
G — Gauge your sweat
A — Always drink Gatorade and water
T — Track your water consumption
O — Observe your urine color
R — Remember to carry your water bottle
by timephone on Aug 8, 2011 11:04 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Muschamp was on ESPN radio this morning
Concluded the interview by thanking ESPN for everything they do “on behalf of the Florida Gators”.
CONSPUUUURACEEEEE PAAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLL!
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 8, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Tennessee has one, too.
VOLS
V – Volume is best achieved by styling hair that isn’t freshly washed, so keep those head towels on!
O – Organize your soaps, scrubs, and sponges in a caddy. Personalize yours so it stands out.
L- Lather until it hurts.
S- Shower shoes: not an excuse to piss while you bathe.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 8, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 17 recs
But, but...
…if you piss on your feet you won’t get athlete’s foot. At least that’s what the Army told Gramps during WWII.
by Cocky Scar on Aug 8, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Looking at Cholly
Gout
Adenoids
Truss
Orthotics
Reinforcement
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
And one for Georgia
DAWGS
D – Drink plenty of wa – oh dammit, the mascot just died.
A – Always monitor your inta – are you serious? Another mascot died??
W – When you enter the training room, go straight to the o – JESUS CHRIST HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING.
G – Guzzling water will lead to cram – Fuck. This one didn’t even last long enough for us to get t-shirts made.
S – Shade is your friend! Exposure to ultravi – Somebody call the Seilers and tell em we want a refund.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 8, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 31 recs
Awesome
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 8, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
CANES
C – Can’t I just throw it to whoever i want?
A – Always check the helmet color before releasing the ball
N – Never give up, surely you wont throw a 4TH interception
E – EVERYONE GETS A BALL!
S – Stupid team based game. I just want to throw to everyone.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 8, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Jacory'd
FTFY
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 8, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
also Stephen'd
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 8, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
and Spencer'd
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 8, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
CANES
Cocaine
Ambien
Nicotine
Ecstasy
Seroquel
Sounds like a fun night to me
by timephone on Aug 8, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-C-CO-CAINE!
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 8, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Queens rec
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Second'd
With a dash of bonus Rob Halford rec’age
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 8, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
yessir
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Aug 8, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone needs to do a remix of "Modern Major General"
with drugs, either a large number of different drugs or all the nicknames of a particular drug
Clemson
Cocaine
Look, it’s cocaine
Even Nicaraguan cocaine
MOAR COCAINE
Some cocaine, anyone?
Oh wow, cocaine!
Now we do some cocaine
by vineyarddawg on Aug 8, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
hurrrr
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 8, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Ole Miss
R – Ratophilus
E – Emmenesticky
B – Botarkus
E – Everlasting
L – Lintogiggity
S – Sassafras!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Northwestern should start being more proactive in distributing Dan Persa's highlight reel.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 8, 2011 11:12 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm sure yellow jerseys' coach was thrilled with that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Tim Brewster was less than pleased.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 8, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I can't decide
Is this more the insanity of Les Miles or more the Charles’ obsession with seemingly clever trick plays?
I love that play
Kid did some Glengarry Glen Ross-style sellin’ of the play.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 8, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
The fucking leads are weak? You're weak.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 8, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think that's a cameo.
I mean, he’s got a freaking speech.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
So?
His performance is key, and its brevity makes it impactful.
Stan Lee does cameos.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's a cameo
That role wasn’t in the original stage script. Mamet wrote it in specifically for Baldwin. Now, however, I believe it does appear in the stage version.
/Theatreprofessorgeek’d
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This reminds me of Jeremy Foley's longstanding mnemomic for UF's scheduling
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 8, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
/clears throat, steps onto soapbox
Youth football is for learning the game, dammit. I say anyone who runs a trick play in anything under varsity level football oughta be dipped in honey and buried in fire ants.
/drops mic, walks away, falls off soapbox
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 8, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
good thing you aren't a purdue fan
you would’ve torn your ACL falling off the soapbox.
/and totally agree with your point.
"We predicate our offense on the quarterback being an extension of the coaching staff."
We are aware, the Charles. We are aware.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:12 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
....
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 8, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
That's what I wanted to do this morning.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Semper Rec'atus.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 8, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
So, Peter Gammons is making completed unattributed accusations that Bo Pelini threatened Bubba Starling in some fashion.
The local media is somewhat perplexed.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
I can't imagine that MLBtv
might be reporting discord between a bonus baby and a college football program.
What possible incentive might they have to do so?
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
The story has reminded me that Bubba's dad (who's denying everything) is named Jimbo.
Heart you rural Kansas.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Bubba Starling is from "rural" Kansas
about like Plattsmouth is “rural” Nebraska.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Fine, exurban.
And Plattsmouth is pretty damned hick.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
now thats just some good, old fashioned, trollin'
and it took me a while to read it, being from there, that is
Teh Tweeterizer
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still having trouble finding you
in the Plattsmouth HS yearbook.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 9, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
damn you
not falling for it this time…
Teh Tweeterizer
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 9, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
But, don't you want to see all of your old high school friends?
Imagine the interesting places they’ve been, and the fascinating people they’ve met!
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 9, 2011 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions
My brother taught elementary school in Plattsmeth for a few years.
Your link – it made me chuckle.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
how long ago?
Did he coach anywhere in the school system?
Teh Tweeterizer
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 9, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you that town's not rural.
And they like it that way.
/is very glad the Platte River separates Plattsmouth from civilization.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL over the idea that part of Kansas or Nebraska is not rural
That building you have with 4 stories is not proof of urbanity, no matter how much you tout it.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 8, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Kansas City waves hello
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Nebraska waves hello from a taller building
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
TEMPLE OF DOOM CAPITOL BUILDING FTW
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Johnson County, Kansas has over half a million people
and dozens upon dozens of 10+ story office buildings.
And Gardner-Edgerton High is IN Johnson County.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
how do you know of the
Plattsmouth??
Teh Tweeterizer
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
im from there
and dont consider anyone who stumbles across that place as “well traveled” as much as i do “unlucky”
Teh Tweeterizer
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Which particular local media member is perplexed?
If it’s Nick Bahe, I’m pretty sure that is an improvement over baseline.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Matt Schick + the entire sports departments at LJS and OWH.
Sam McKewon had the denial from Jimbo Starling.
You’d think SOMEONE local would have heard about this.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Hi. Long time lurker, first time poster.
With football season just around the corner, and after months of plowing through 800-plus-post threads, I thought it would be a good time to join up and find out exactly what the whole “z” key business is. (I also want in on the trivia.) In addition, my previous wretched hive of scum and villainy has, shall we say, been seeing more spiders in places that spiders should not be.
I don’t quite remember what brought me here – probably one of Orson’s write-ups – but I certainly want to stick around. A place whose users write in complete sentences but can also merge lawyer talk and lolcats (cf. ACS’ “I can haz Carbolic Smoke Ball?”) is my kind of place. Now, I’ve done enough reading to realize that some of my opinions and lifestyle choices may not necessarily be popular among the commentariat, but I hope those won’t be sticking points.
I’m a graduate and fan of Iowa State, home of the Championship Coach Guarantee: If you buy a football head coach we’re not actively trying to get rid of, you will get to a national championship game in four years or less. (Offer now valid for wrestling too.) I think I’m the first/only one Cyclone fan here, but at least I’m not the only Big XII-II member. As for Nebraska, you traitors can go straight to nonexistence and lose there on a safety in triple overtime.
I’mma hang up and listen.
by Narrow Right on Aug 8, 2011 11:14 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Aw, someone's mad they're not going to be able to sell out once every other year.
Have fun in the MAC.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
!!!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Welcome. Please come in.
Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 8, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
sir, you have to take your finger off the button
Well, son of a bit-
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
AN IOWA STATE FAN?
/adds to the trophy case
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, welcome!
Sounds like you’ll fit in well here.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
"Tro-phy"? What is a "tro-phy"?
The word sounds so familiar, yet I have seen so few. And to have enough for a case of them? Wow!
by Narrow Right on Aug 8, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
It's one of those things Iowa lets you borrow from time to time.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where does Iowa get them?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
From Minnesota's dumpster.
/Original Floyd of Rosedale’d
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We collect fans of strange teams around here
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
/pounds on trophy case glass
LET ME OUT!
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
by wahoocrew on Aug 8, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/brushes accumulating dust off shoulder
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO, HOO BOY
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
This is why you double-dip with alma mater and sidewalk/family fandom
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
No good. I'd end up with Wake Forest fandom
or Kansas :/
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Hey, you have, what, 2 Orange Bowls between you in the last 10 years?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
1. Wake was ripped apart by Looeyville
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
by wahoocrew on Aug 8, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OHH, then I end up a Mizzou fan.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
That way lies madness.
And apathy.
And general bitch-hood.
No one wants that for you.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
In this instance, we could not be friends.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Momma is a Mizzou J-school grad.
Daddy is a South County (stl) grad. It happens
We all root against Kansas though!
(and Nebraska, coughcough)
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I can deal with a Sooner fan that doesn't like Nebraska.
Tiggers though? GTFO
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I should mention Momma graduated in 1971
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
A good vintage for me
/turns 40 this year
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not old
Don’t like a day over 47.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Quiet, sonny.
Or you can’t have any Storck Chocolate Reisens.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Momma did see the game that took Mizzou to the Orange Bowl
Course they lost to Penn Schtate
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the degrees of fandom have already been discussed
But it’s usually pretty easy to brush off grad school ties, especially when it conflicts with undergrad
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, wel, I only have three words for that...
and you know damn well what they are.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
You'll have to ask the referee.
I’m thinking no, though.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I didn't make my comment intending to draw in anything.
I wasn’t involved in bingo at the time either. My involvement was de minimis.
That is how you end up as a
GT/UK fan.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
*cough*
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 8, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
My level of hatred for Iowa is currently high
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
WE HATE IOWA!
It’s not an actually hate, but the chant would sound stupid if I responded with “I STRONGLY DISLIKE IOWA.”
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 8, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
C'mon, join in the fun.
We’ve got kool-aid for later.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 8, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I just don't really care about Iowa
unless they’re playing against us, in which case SURE I DON’T REALLY LIKE IOWA THAT MUCH.
I have antipathy for Iowa.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 8, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The university, not the state.
And Clemson, as you are so fond of saying around here.
by Narrow Right on Aug 8, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
/confused Scooby Doo noise
Now, I’ve done enough reading to realize that some of my opinions and lifestyle choices may not necessarily be popular among the commentariat, but I hope those won’t be sticking points.
Unless you’re Tom Hammond, everyone is welcome here.
I aim to misbehave
/posts huge picture
//throws .gif party
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
/engages in recsturbation
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/rec's himself without checking himself
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 8, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I like your new word.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
/starts four hour long debate on the merits of Bugles v. Combos and whether men should wear argyle
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 8, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The real action is in Windsor vs. four-in-hand
#teamfourinhand
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Second
Although if I have a tie that ties a very small knot, I might go half-windsor.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a big four-in-hand guy
Windsor can be tasteful if done properly.
Half-windsor and pratt are for communists and the poors.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It's all about technique
full windsor can be absurd if you intentionally make it big. I don’t like the half because it tends to lean to one side, even if you’re tying it perfectly.
We should probably put a stop to this before we repeat last week’s sartorial apocalypse.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, it's very much a "what suits you best" thing
Some people look better with wide collars and need the width of a full windsor, some have narrow collars and need the four in hand, I’m pretty much in the middle so I go with half windsor.
/cue bowties in 5... 4... 3... 2...
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll keep the door open for you
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Double Four In Hand? WTF is this?
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Like a four-in-hand
But you wrap it around again, and then push through the inner loop made by the first wrap. I find it makes a nicer dimple, and still holds the shape of a four-in-hand nicely.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Will have to investigate this further.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Highly recommended
Will not work on a skinny or slimish tie though. Needs to be a normal width tie.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
If not done right
the ties enters another dimension.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
EVERYONE should wear argyle.
I’m wearing some today!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#TeamCombos
#TeamArgyle
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 8, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
#witchfingers
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 8, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Team Combos
Unless there’s a tasty dip for the Bugles.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
#teambotharenasty
Other people need to use this ladder.
Honor code violation
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 8, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Well played Mauer
Other people need to use this ladder.
by creasy bear on Aug 8, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
?
dip for Bugles? MIGHT WE BURN HER?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 8, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NEIN.
My grandmother makes some kind of homemade dip that she serves with Bugles during Family Happy Hour (aka, we have dropped all pretense that everyone gets along and now get good and tipsy before even going to a BBQ joint or something).
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
You're family does this too?
My family just starts drinking at noon so we can make it to dinner at 5 then the “guests” must leave by 9 before things get ugly again.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The most recent visit was hilarious
We were planning to go to my uncle’s BBQ restaurant/sports bar, where, of course, everything would be free (so no need to be concerned about getting liquored up at home for cheap). Grandparents had everyone over to the house at 6 for “cocktail hour,” and we drank out of the nice crystal and sat in the living room just like we do for cocktail hour before a nice dinner. We were going to a place that serves meatloaf sliders and onion rings. Strange juxtaposition.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Yup. Exchange BBQ for the Mexican place my grandmother loves and were set
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
IT'S NICE TO DRINK OUT OF THE NICE CRYSTAL
before going to slum with the poors.
/dontmeanyourfamily
//meanthepeoplewhoeatmeatloafslidersandonionrings
///ilikethosethings
////howdoigetoutofthis
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Paw Paw Bundy used to say
when you find you’ve gotten to the bottom of the hole, stop digging.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
by DrBundy on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mmmm combos
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Argyle counterpoint: UNC wears it
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Yeah, but it still LOOKS good.
And who cares about basketyhoops anyway?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
DUPER FLY
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 8, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK AND YES
A rec for you. Now where’s the pusherman?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Want some coke? Have some weed?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If so, he has good taste in music
This cannot be denied
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Did someone say good taste in music
by NeedzMoarLolz on Aug 8, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
File it under "ambient field recordings, experimental"
by Synaesthesia on Aug 8, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Haha
That seriously made me laugh out loud.
by NeedzMoarLolz on Aug 8, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sistas, brothers and the whities, blacks and the crackers, police and their backers,
They’re all political actors, and they’re all rec’d by me, like any other Curtis Mayfield reference.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#teamFRITOS and 80% of my work socks are argyle
so, odds are I’m wearing some now.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 8, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Couldn't you just look?
Or…. Is Boozy McHound secretly CHOLLY!?
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
:pulls up pant leg:
Yup. blue, grey, greyer grey argyles.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 8, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm rocking black, kelly green, heather grey, and lime green ones today
And they are knee highs.
I fucking love socks!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking hate socks.
About as much as I hate pants.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I wear socks to run
And OCCASIONALLY if I put on shoes for going out. No mas. Converse slip ons and boat shoes have been this summer. And I love it.
I wear socks every day for work
But that doesn’t mean I like it. I’ll wear sandals as much as possible to avoid socks.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
#teamsailor
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, one of each please.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
#TeamNoSocks
(Note: does not include Joe Lee Dunn). I wear pumps everyday, sockless (and panty hose are fortunately not required down here), and when I’m not at work, I’m wearing flip flops until about October.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I feel I should rephrase.
I’m always #teamnosocks but WHEN I have to wear socks I’m #teamfuckingawesomesocks and since I work in construction socks are requirements.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing you didn't type
I love fucking socks.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 8, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
What you did there......
……well, i’m not really sure if Dickerson sees it.
/rec’d specs
by Cocky Scar on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"some of my opinions and lifestyle choices may not necessarily be popular among the commentariat"
First of all, I believe that being a Cyclone is something you were born into, not a choice.
Secondly, welcome. The commentariat espouses a wide range of views, both spidery and non-spidery. You’ve got alcoholics and BYU fans. You’ve got Spurrier offenses and Paul Johnson offenses. You’ve got defensive disciples of Coach Boom and Coach GERG. But we all agree on one common ground:
Fuck Clemson.
by lhb98 on Aug 8, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, that's true. I was born into it.
But I was more referring to being somewhere closer to BYU when it comes to drinking. (But no caffeine? How will I survive?)
/now realizes comment is entirely misinterpreted
//oops
by Narrow Right on Aug 8, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Not a problem. We've got some light drinkers in the commentariat already
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
/sips mgd64
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
NO CANS ALLOWED
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 8, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
/drains pale ale
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, only terra cotta jars and other ancient ceramic vessels
like glass bottles. Surely they’re better at preserving beer than anything that technology can offer us.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 8, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You think you know better than the ancient Sumerians?
They drank dirty half-beer malt out of chipped clay pots, and they liked it!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Mikes Hard Raspberry lemonade on line 2
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 8, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
:Zima with a jolly rancher in it puts hand on butt of bat:
plus it’s an awesome color now.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 8, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
AND U DRINK IT WITH UR PINKY EXTENDED FULLY OUT AS U TAKE DAINTY SIPS LOLOLOL
#A&Mstereotypes
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 8, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
AN' WE SLURPS OUR TEA WHEN WE DRINKS IT, WHICH IS LIKE 98% OF THE TIME WE DRINK ANITHIN
rec
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 8, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
For some reason Texas wine triggers the "DO NOT WANT" alarm in my head
even though I’m sure it’s undeserved for the most part
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Texas wine is awesome.
and cheap and in mass quantities and there are wine tours and its only a fucking hour away and i want wine now gotdammit
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
My sister decided her new life goal is to visit every winery in VA.
My sister has a drinking problem.
I'd say it sounds like she's got a drinking solution
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Son, Texans saved wine for the entire world.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 8, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
NFF strikes again
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
...
So, as the story goes, Texas horticulturalist, T. V. Munson developed more than 300 disease- resistant varieties of grapes. So, when phylloxera (a grape-root eating insect) struck the European vineyards in late 1800s, it was good ‘ole Munson who shipped supplies of native rootstock’s to European winemakers! By grafting their vines onto Texas-grown rootstock’s, Europeans were able to salvage what remained of their vineyards.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 8, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a light drink due to funds and my Dad was a huge boozehound.
I try & moderate my consumption so I don’t end up like he did.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Not a drinker at all myself
But I do find the discussions quite helpful for stocking the house for football visitors. Needless to say the Kraken was a big big hit last season.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Aug 8, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,what he said!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 8, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, good, I now have someone to abuse once Farmageddon rolls around.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
You know, living in Ames during the Exodus
has been a lot of fun for this Husker fan. I bear no ill will for Cyclones being pissed off – but when Texas finally blows up the Big 8+4-2 it’s going to be really hard to keep from being all “Told you, brah.”
Welcome to the loony bin.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Loony bin?
That’s HEROIC TRIUMPHANT CONTAINER OF DIFFERENT-THINKING VISIONARIES to you.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
COHESIVE VESSEL OF GLORY, STRENGTH AND FELLOWSHIP
by emc503 on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HEROIC SEMI-AUTONOMOUS COLLECTIVE OF EDUCATION, VIRTUE AND EXCELLENCE
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NO ADMISSION AFTER SEPTEMBER
EXCEPT FOR FRESNO STATE AND EASTERN ILLINOIS.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ONLY LEADERS AND LEGENDS
BELONG IN THE STALWART AND UPSTANDING TREASURE CHEST OF FAR-SEEING GENIUSES
by cmill126 on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FIFY
…when Texas A&M finally blows up the Big 8+4-2…
/checksoffNebraskaTexasonbingocardfirstthough
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Excelsior!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Just so long as
I get a bean on the “Bill Byrne goes postal on a minor donor for questioning the SEC move.”
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Well, this just about explains everything
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 8, 2011 11:18 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
The fuck Clemson?
ftfy
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 8, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Walked right into that one.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Seems fitting
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stephen Garcia is my bro-pilot.
by Gamecock'n'Balls on Aug 8, 2011 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
archery and booze.
seems like a natural combination!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
/shiftyeyes
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Awww, look what Spencer has learnt us about Nebraska this morning:
Bo will burn you down, Andrew Jackson. RT @pgammo Bo Pellini going off on and threatening Bubba Starling is great news for the Royals.
via the twitterz obvi.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
aw dammit.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Sure
Until Bubba Starling realizes he’s about to sign with the fucking Royals. Then he’ll run to Lincoln.
I think it'd be really, really funny
if Alex Gordon pulls him aside and tells him to “don’t walk, run” to Lincoln.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
At which point he'll realize he's about to sign with the Huskers.
Rock, hard place.
by lhb98 on Aug 8, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
First thought upon seeing the Persa billboard?
I envisioned 2 guys named Mike standing on the first tee box.
….and then the skinny one says, “And if I win, you have to pay for a Persa for Heisman billboard.”
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 8, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
"Persa Strong"?
Isn’t that just taunting COTG to make him tear his other Achilles?
I just interpret it as "not praise"
Like “rubber band strong” or “wet TP strong.”
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
"Smart Car Crash Test Strong"
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Piñata Strong
Other people need to use this ladder.
by creasy bear on Aug 8, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pinatas can be sneaky strong
That’s why I keep a machete in reserve for the paper-mache hellbeasts.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The movie "300" is the worst thing to ever happen to Michigan State football.
/plays clip on jumbotron
//plays clip on jumbotron
///plays clip on jumbotron
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:46 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
they shoulda went with the SNL Spartan Cheerleaders
/who’s got spirit?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/giggles
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Aug 8, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Lulz.
HAROO HAROO HAROO HAROO HAR—
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
NO! DONT WANT! DONT WANT!
I NEED AN ADULT!
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 8, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Excelsior
BTW, think will want to cover tight ends this year?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
erm, think Kelly*
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Not according to every official associated with the game, including both schools who acknowledged it
So, a mdwm to you
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
They acknowledged that the lag time between the clock running out and calling the penalty was the correct decision
Very different than acknowledging that the clock didn’t run out.
SO FUCK YOU I’M RIGHT AND I’LL STAY THAT WAY REGARDLESS OF YOUR LOGIC AND REASON.
I aim to misbehave
TWO-A-DAYS FOR THE COMMENTARIAT
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean that they were able to resist for a while before succumbing to the Thousand Nations of the SEC?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MEANWHILE, IN THE TEUTOBERG FOREST...
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Marcus Rictus, reddere legiones!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
THEY ONLY DID THAT THE FIRST YEAR AFTER THE MOVIE CAME OUT!
Then they quickly realized “wait, this is getting fucking annoying.” Now it’s just a once-in-a-while 3rd down on defense thing.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
It is.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Aug 8, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Quite frankly, I like it.
It gets the crowd pumped up, it gets the players pumped up, it’s a cool use of something recent in pop culture, and it sounds great in the stadium and on TV.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Franzia?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Slap bag is reserved for post-game celebrations, thankyouverymuch
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
...
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/plays clip on jumbotron
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not like the "Hell's Bell"
that goes off EVERY. DEFENSIVE. THIRD. DOWN. at Ohio Stadium.
Even when it’s 45-6 in the 3rd against Eastern Michigan.
by broski on Aug 8, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Trevor Hoffman is not amused
Other people need to use this ladder.
At ND they play the Imperial march and chant KILL, KILL, KILL
I want to play Minnesota just for the utter confusion of the student section
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Aug 8, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You assume people show up to root for Minnesota though
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do people here keep telling me I don't exist?
“Minnesota fans don’t exist.”
“White Speed Receviers don’t exist.”
If you prick me, do I not bleed? If you tickle me, do I not laugh? If you poison me,
do I not die? And if you wrong me, shall I not yell “WHO HATES IOWA”?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 8, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
YOU'RE SLOWLY BEING CONVERTED INTO A PURDUE FAN
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
How can one root for a team that doesn't exist?
Other people need to use this ladder.
Pffft. Spare me your existence bullshit.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Aug 8, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/puts strychnine-laced crunchy onions on top of hotdish
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Good God, man!
You could kill millions. But I do like the ironing of a fatal funeral hotdish.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 8, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I've always been a fan of:
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
There was one
But it became our little secret and he turned it into another soldier
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dining in East Lansing? Pffffbbbbtttt...
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 8, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The funny thing is...
you don’t really need to make up fake news stories to bash the East Lansing bar scene. It does it for you.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
And then BAM!!!! BACON THREADJACK!!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 8, 2011 12:12 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Your gameplan is flawless.
Your execution could use some work
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, it didn't show up for me at first.
Criticism withdrawn.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
EERS EERS EERS....
What brother Bill doesn’t seem to understand about the ‘drama’ at W’f’nVU is this…. Oliver Luck is an Illuminati Grand Master. He couldn’t fire Bill Stewart outright without alienating a large portion of the state. Even with the genrous promise of a transition to the Athletic Department front office for Bill after Holgo took over, a substantial number of ’Eer fans were livid that he was forcing out a native son who went 9-4 in each of 3 seasons. Hence the Head Coach in Waiting ruse. I am damn near positive that Luck knew Stewart would do something stupid and underhanded to screw it up, and thereby make the transition much more palatable to Mountaineer Nation.
And the concerns about the defensive staff, pffft. You should do your research better, son. Jeff Casteel and most of his staff came to Morgantown with Rich Rodriguez, not Bill Stewart. When Rodriguez left for Michigan he offered Casteel and his staff jobs there (but he did not offer a job to Bill Stewart). Casteel stayed because he is a Mountaineer first. He’ll do just fine with Holgo. Hell, he’ll love someone who canget the offense to take some of the pressure off his defense.
Sorry for the wall of text, but I just had to clear those misconceptions up.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 8, 2011 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I had the same WTF momement reading about the defense
He went from “a solid defense in place” to “a defense brought in by the previous guy” which was wrong, as you pointed out, because DickRod brought him in, and also wrong because — well, it wasn’t going anywhere anyway.
Other than that, lots of numbers and sound and fury, signifying nothing.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
actual non-pro-style offense worth watching in the ACC
Is Spencer trolling Paul Johnson?
I know he knows better than that.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Paul Johnson doesn't give a shit, though
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Exactly, which is why the trolling doesnt make any sense
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
So, I woke up this morning
and my oldest cat was lying dead on the floor.
I may not be tons of fun today.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Burn ban.
And because of my back I’m not presently capable of digging a hole, either, so I’m actually sort of at a loss.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
What about family?
Vet? Um. This sounds like what happened with my pup back in the day. I wasn’t around though (thanks college education) but I think my parents took her back to the vet and worked something out.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I have actually wondered about that myself
I have a cat that’s getting on in years, and it’s never really occurred to me what you do with it after its passing.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Plant a tree.
Aintcha got some sort of shiftless stepurchins you can make dig?
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Normally, I'd ask one of the girls' boyfriends to do it.
Naturally, they all broke up last week. All of them.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
All of them?
holy shit.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Anything you can do, I can do better....
They don’t change – the first girlfriend that gets a divorce sets off a chain reaction, tool
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like a fun month all around.
Getting the bad luck out before football season, it’s a solid plan.
Also, condolences on the cat, that sucks.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's been a year.
Cat, two dogs, stepdad, great-grandmother, gallstone, hernia, mom in the hospital and on disability for four months…
Fuck, I only have 1.2 liters of Kraken, I think I need to send someone for another bottle.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dear God, man
What the hell did you do to piss off COTG? I wouldn’t wish such a year on a Buffalo or an ex-girlfriend.
Hopefully things look up for you this fall.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he owes me a surprise Big 12 championship.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I put your odds of making the BXII-II championship game at least on par with Texas's.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Don't be silly.
Our odds are about the same as Kansas’ odds.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I'll pour one out for you the first chance I get
Also, to lift your spirits, let’s start planning the tape-ever-US-highway trip.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh, that's rough
As a cat lover, I can commiserate.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
My condolences.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sory for you, brah....
My cat is 16 and is starting to have a hard time walking. It’s just a matter of time.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 8, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
So sorry
Found my oldest cat under the desk unable to move a couple of months ago. He’d had a stroke and had to be put down.
/thank God the kids weren’t home
I had to deal with it when my Mom's cat had a stroke
I was waiting at their house while they went to get some wine, all of the sudden the cat was trying to borrow head-first through the door to the outside with her left side paralyzed. Not fun.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 8, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so sorry
Internet bro hugs for you
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, everyone.
She was my last actual tie to Virginia, and it’s hitting pretty hard.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
That sucks, man. So sorry.
Had to say goodbye to my buddy Ike in June. I had him for 13 years. He outlasted my first marriage, 8 moves over the course of his 13 years and both our girls chasing him around the house.
/dusty in here.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So sorry, man.
It has nothing to do with football, but damn it to hell, this offseason needs to end. Too many shitty things have happened.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 8, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
It's okay.
TTU fan showed up and MADE ME FEEL ALL BETTER.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So, made it through the "I WANT TO CURL UP INTO A BALL AND SCREAM" phase of the day/week.
That’s normal, right?
Already?
Count me jealous.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
This lasts until about Friday at 4:50
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I've gone beyond that stage....
When I was doing a proposal review presentation last week, someone commented that I had changed my normal desktop from the tropical island to Stonehenge. My answer was “Yeah, and it’s appropriate because I’m fixing to go Druid on someone at any minute.” They have been handling me with kid gloves ever since.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 8, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hopefully
it didn’t tend to understate the hugeness of the object.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm excited for lunch.
and ALMOST time for lunch meeting yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/HISS
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That thing I eat about noon-time since I wake up about dawn.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 8, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Still another 2 and a half hours until lunch here
But since I started work at 5 in the morning, I think I’ll have lunch a little earlier.
Haz interview in 2 hours
stomach knotted so I’ll be wanting to curl up into a ball and scream until I get in the room.
Brah.
And thanks, guys. It’s a long shot but if they’re interviewing me that means I have to have some chance, right?
/soyou’retellingmethere’sachance.gif
KICK SOME ASS SEABASS
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You got it. Interview means they want you.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Hold this up. It will banish him
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
kick ass and take names.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Lunch time
Red beans and rice with hot sausage. Monday.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 8, 2011 12:40 PM EDT reply actions
I miss Mountain Mike's pizza
Still piled high with toppings?
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
On the bright side
I just got LA Noire from Gamefly.
/stillwaitingforNCAA12damnit
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 12:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The Gamefly commercials crack my shit up.
The little dorky kid who sounds like Barry White.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never actually seen a Gamefly commercial.
But I tell you what, I swear by them. Time shit right, you get a brand-new game, and then you keep it for a couple of months, and then you buy it for $35 and get all the original packaging including any redemption codes? Yes, plz.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think the scariest thing for Orson ever
Mr Swindell’s worse night mare.
Vontaze Burfect and Lil Red are in your closet. What do you do?
by Jacket_And_Coke on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
lil red, 8 ball the tiger, and big red
Gotta kill one, marry one and fuck one.
Go.
"We are ND, we are Notre Dame" - Freekbass - 2009
" LET'S FACELIFT BAR!!!"
by alex henery's foot on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kill Lil Red, Marry Big Red
Fuck 8-Ball for obvious reasons.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Right cross?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
FB blast
Other people need to use this ladder.
For Spencer?
Needs more cheese.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMMIT
I need to read further down before I go for the obvious.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
NEES MOAR CHEESE
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the suspicious part.
“You know how they do their government secret testing on animals? and I know it sounds crazy, but I’ve never seen an animal like this,” Ilse said.
It may not be blanx, but it probably escaped from the same laboratory.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Commentariat, meet Stephon Tuitt:
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not a Marshall helmet
Monroe Area High School, Monroe GA
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
Practice for Kiffykins.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I sincerely hope he's saving that child from a fire.
but suspect he’s about to kill it.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice pick socks.
He must secretly be a communist.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
What I know is....
I’m man enough to wear pink. Apparently, young Stephon is too.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
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You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, got my 'eers mixed up.
/Tuberville’d
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
HE HAS A SENSITIVE SIDE, ALL RIGHT?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He has to learn
that you can’t put jersey’s soaked in the blood of middle school QB’s in the wash with white socks.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The next Notre Dame player to lose in a bowl game?
by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This
from the Cal fan?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, I have no Cal/ND space on my card.
Foiled again.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I DEMAND A NORTHWESTERN-BOWL GAME VICTORY RIVALRY
SURE, IT’S NOT VERY COMPETITIVE, BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS, I SWEAR YOU GUYS, IT’S GONNA HAPPEN
by emc503 on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know, Northwestern can be rivals with
Columbia.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
University.
You know, the one that lost more games in a row than Northwestern.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 8, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Instead of football, the victor will be determined by a D&D tournament on the 50-yard line.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 8, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And the Indiana-Kentucky rivalry shall forever be settled by a Banjo-off
by emc503 on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
this needs greenage
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Assuming they can find the Bourbon Barrel Trophy again
(yes it is a real thing)
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Florida - USCw in a weed off.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
by Specter177 on Aug 8, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought it was by virgins-per-capita?
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 8, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck that noise.
Magic the Gathering. D&D is way too collaborative.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Paranoia.
Role-playing plus backstabbing plus lunacy.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 8, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Illuminatus NWO FTMFW.
Although Paranoia was kinda fun.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 8, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's the DM?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 8, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
university of chicago?
Illinois, Indiana… we really have no special rivalries
by dudebrabroman on Aug 8, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
WOO ALMOST THE SEASON FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 8, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you insult the defending Sun Bowl champions?
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Aug 8, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
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