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Lyles does not plan to attend the game in Arlington, Texas.
Lyles does not plan to attend the game in Arlington, Texas.
— This article from the Eugene newspaper The Register-Guard ends with the above gem. This seems like a really, really, really good plan for ol' Willie.
I can't think of too many tasks better suited for the EDSBS Commentariat than the following prompt:
THINGS WILLIE LYLES DOES NOT PLAN TO DO
Here are some examples:
* Lyles does not plan to urinate on a beehive.
* Lyles does not plan to lick the floor of a movie theater.
* Lyles does not plan to play quarterback at UCLA.
