Lyles does not plan to attend the game in Arlington, Texas.
— This article from the Eugene newspaper The Register-Guard ends with the above gem. This seems like a really, really, really good plan for ol' Willie. I can't think of too many tasks better suited for the EDSBS Commentariat than the following prompt: THINGS WILLIE LYLES DOES NOT PLAN TO DO Here are some examples: * Lyles does not plan to urinate on a beehive. * Lyles does not plan to lick the floor of a movie theater. * Lyles does not plan to play quarterback at UCLA.