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RETURN OF THE BLIND ORACLE AT BRISTOL

Hark, lowborn mortals, for the Blind Oracle at Bristol has returned!

We assume you foolishly thought that the Blind Oracle perished at the end of last season, as is your wont, but no! The Oracle's ability to cheat death is second only to his ability to ignore gaping plot holes. Not only has the Oracle returned unto you, he has also procured new mystical eyewear to enhance his already astounding foresight, on the suggestion of the young McCarron the Southron, Arbiter of Cool.

Silence your incessant rabbling, now, as the Oracle enters his mysterious trance one again... 

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"Son against father, father against son. A new age dawns, and from the darkest south comes the enemy of One Dimension. Leather eggs fly through the air, blocking out the sun, and the crotchety Old Ones wail and rend their traditional sweaters. Bottom line, the Irish lack the team speed to keep up with the Bulls. South Florida beats Notre Dame, 35-10."

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