THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/30/2011
by Spencer Hall on Aug 30, 2011 10:51 AM EDT
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PrintPAWWWWWWLLLLLL GONNA LET TAMMY EDIT GARY SMITH'S WEEPY PROSE. Paul is going to write columns for Sports illustrated.com, and let's gooooooooo:
Swimsuit issue!
Added bonuses: Tammy giving Gary Smith's pieces some goddamn backbone and monster trucks pics in the middle for ADDED ALABAMA POWER! Danny Sheridan saying he knows where Terrelle Pryor hid Jim Tressel's corpse, but not saying for fear of a nonexistent lawsuit! Pat Dye sharing his tips for hunting raccoons out of a golf cart equipped with an M-60 and a wet bar! Gene Stalling grumbling at the squalor of it all! PAWWWWWLLLLLLL EDITING HOLLY HAHAHAHAHAHA.
ME EAT HEISMANS. Robert Griffin points out that a cookie with a bite out of it looks like letter C, and moon looks like letter C but is not as tasty, and Baylor football not look like C, but WILL EAT HEISMANS ANYWAY.That's a peach of an ACL scar there.
HEY WHY DON'T YOU ENJOY SOME NICE READING. Brian starts at Chili's and ends up with the cosmic importance of Denard Robinson, and it's all as good as a set of hot Southwest Egg Rolls when you're really drunk and want fried vessels for liquid fat and salt, but don't actually want to just eat salted hot lard because society, norms, shame, etc. While we're discussing emotional Midwesterners, Sippin' On Purple is considering the last gasp of life as an undergraduate.
This lets us begin our EDSBS "It gets better" campaign, letting you know that college sports is never something you graduate from, and is instead an unhealthy obsession you carry into adulthood and to the grave. Remember that time someone looked at you oddly because you were yelling at a television in a nearly deserted BW3 off an interstate offramp because you lost the radio signal on the game, and then pulled over to watch your team lose? IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE, SIR.
BTW, we're working on our beginning of the season piece, and it's not weepy/emotional at all, and does involve the devil and Cookie Monster.
WE'LL BE BACK FOR OUR CLOTHES AND THE STUFF THAT IS OURS IN THE KITCHEN. Texas A&M moves closer and closer to leaving, and appears to have taken their toothbrush out of the bathroom.
SUSPENDERS NEVER LIE, AND NEITHER DOES SCHNELLY. On the subject of whether Florida Atlantic stands a real chance against Florida in their opener Saturday, Mr. Howard Schnellenberger:
If our two programs were closer together in their development and level in which they are playing, yeah, it would be more difficult to get ready for a team like that. They have to understand that if they play a sound game and hard fought game they surely should win the game, he said.
Remember that the scoreboard will show a victory for Florida, the box score should show a lopsided exercise in domination, and the postgame handshake will be an absolute debacle in the fashion arena when a besuited Schnelly shakes hands with a slovenly, sleep-deprived Will Muschamp. One out of three gets you in the baseball hall of fame, Schnelly.
THIS MIGHT BE IMPORTANT. LSU has lost RG Josh Dworcyzk for some time thanks to a knee injury, diminishing LSU's advantage on the offensive line somewhat. One possible replacement is La'el Collins, who should be good because he is from Krypton.
SUNNY WILL STEIN REMAINS SORT OF SHORT, ADORABLE, AND CONFIDENT. it is hard not to read Card Chronicle's bits on Will Stein without imagining them staring at him on the floor, legs crossed and laying on their bellies with their heads propped up on elbows. Don't think this is a bad thing, y'all: we're right there with you. [moons over Sunny Will Stein.]
CONDOLENCES. Mark Dantonio lost his father yesterday. Condolences all around.
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Woooo Foootballl!!! Bring the HITZ
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 30, 2011 10:52 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
But if he had made contact we know the play would be celebrated for years to come
never mind that it resulted in a first down, IT WAS A BIG HIT!!!!
Eric Berry vs. UGA in 08’d/
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 30, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh the Georgia RAEG never ends!
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 30, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brah, it's a joke
this website is known to play those things from time to time.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 30, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I know because it is funny
Plus, you Raeg all you want but if you fucking lose to Boise St and the Mormon transplant, don’t show your face around these parts again.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 30, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
jerry.bail.bonds
a fan of
San Francisco Giants Major League Baseball Team
New York Knicks National Basketball Association Team
Dallas Cowboys National Football League Team
Alabama Crimson Tide NCAA Men’s Football Division 1A Team
Louisville Cardinals NCAA Men’s Basketball Division 1 Team
…
So which loss suffered by one of your front runner teams would get you to exit EDSBS, stage left?
by Grib on Aug 30, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I wouldn't call the Knicks 'frontrunners'
But besides them, yes, frontrunner.
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
Until the Knicks when a championship
Then I’ll be a frontrunner again, right?
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 30, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
The Knicks are the Clemson of the NBA
They were good that one time, and everybody pretends like this is the year they are going to be good again. But then the season actually starts.
by Mikanakinos on Aug 30, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
1981
The year Clemson paid for a National Championship.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 30, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was the 80s though
I mean….did you see the fashion? And the…music?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I like how they made a new motto "a tradition of excellence" after that year.
Seriously though Fuck Clemson and their “tradition”.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 30, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, yes, I know the meme
65-39-4. Hater
by never_go_full_dabo on Aug 30, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
61-38-4
At least get it right.
Get back on your tractor.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 30, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure about that, slick?
Nah, I don’t think you’re sure about that, because you are so fucking wrong. You’d be right if the year were like 2003, but alas, it is not.
Witty cow college retort is witty. Keep em coming, champ.
by never_go_full_dabo on Aug 31, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Well played, Mauer.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And if the NCAA had had any testosterone then
they wouldn’t have it anymore.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Yup.
I just can’t understand why Clemson wasn’t forced to vacate that entire fucking season.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
The NCAA fucked Clemson in a different way.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Despite my hilarious typo
I’m more of the pessimistic Knick fan contingency.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 30, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I just feel like the teams you root for are kinda out of nowhere
And all, outside of the Knicks, are usually in contention. What’s the reasoning for that?
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
I'm inherited all this
non-region-specific fandom from my father with the Giants and Cowboys. The rest was concocted during my early childhood some 20 odd years ago then went to school at Louisville. I left my time-stamped fan certificates at the house though.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 30, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
The Louisville thing is pretty unforgivable....
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
But but but
It would be way funnier (and perhaps more likely) if he were a fan of UK football, but Louisville basketball fan.
Just to confuse the ever living shit out of the state of KY.
Back in the Petrino/ Smith/ Ron Hudson years, one would see a lot of UK hoops fans at Louisville FB games because they weren’t depressing
I just requested you beat Boise St.
Is that too much to ask?
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 30, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
You need to relax or get the fuck out of here.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 30, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I mean, just not being a douche would be a start.
I guess that falls under “relax,” though.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 30, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Best. GIF. Evar.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 30, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Ronnie Brown would like a word.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 30, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
All these Auburn gifs full of UT hate make my head spin
So many mixed emotions here.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 30, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
A good hit? I prefer a nice spank.
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Aug 30, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
Welcome to the Southern Cal week file, song girls
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 30, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Some spankings are sexier than others.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Aug 30, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
HOW IS THIS NOT A GIF?!?
I forgot how much I love Percy’s “oh shit I might die” look and how hard he tries to hide it.
Would take you about 5 minutes on GIFSoup to make it one
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Was hoping for Reggie Nelson.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
There's an obvious correct choice here...
by Gator Cub on Aug 30, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
A challenger appears
Currently playing, too.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have to vote for this
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 30, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS A FUCK!
;OIALPIUJQAJ;LAKDHFA;OIHJEOIRHQL;KJADF
/RAEGMONKEY.JPG
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
DeSean Jackson and Robert Jordan would like a word.
“Sup.”
by Whohah on Aug 30, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I got your fun jersey-play RIGHT HERE!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
WHO WANTS TO SEX MIKE WILLIE?
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 30, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Uno-drizzle
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Aug 30, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know they were about to win the national title
but that is a bold as hell move.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 30, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Considering the crap that UF players got away with under Urban
It’s not really that bold.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 30, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
/popcornbird.gif
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 30, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
You can just see the thought bubble above Urban's head
“I swear to God, I’m gonna put THC in that assholes food for the next week. See what happens to your draft stock.”
by emc503 on Aug 30, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Urb kept Percy's migraines under wraps
which would have probably hurt his draft status a lot more than the weed.
by Charles UF on Aug 30, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Time to Dyer"
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 30, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Time to Dive"
Nick Bloomfield: First in trolling, first in shout outs, first in the hearts of the commentariat.
Is that a blurry shooped camera down there between em?
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 30, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Lane Kiffin has found his new "hostesses"
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 30, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
/stolen by Auburn
-5 from Kiffindor
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 30, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Let the hate flow through you, young Padawin.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 30, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
GO CRAZY CADILLAC!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 30, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
As good as Caddy and others were for AU
He’s still not my favorite Arn Bowl running back
If only for the odds against him and the game he had that day.
by sullivan013 on Aug 30, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
3rd string tailback vs. #1 ranked defense
126 yards
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 30, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
A freshman RB, and he was actually 4th string
Cadillac, Ronnie Brown and Brandon Johnson were all out. His only previous time on the field was mop-up duty against OOC teams.
by sullivan013 on Aug 30, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I forgot about Jacobs
Actually I think I may have more seared him out of my brain with bleach lasers.
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 30, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but does he have a midget in his suitcase that specializes in fellatio?
Kenny Irons will always be my favorite Auburner for that story, true or not.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
I could watch (and rec) jpg/gifs
of Auburn running backs tearing up defenses (esp. Bama defenses) all day long. Auburn fans best get their fun in now, before the meat of the schedule hits and they face what at best will be a brutal struggle. And I’m fine with that.
My favorite Auburn running back?
Rudi Johnson.
by broski on Aug 30, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not nice to kick a guy when he's down.
That’s Jordan Jefferson’s job.
by Nabb1 on Aug 30, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Fair point.
Okay, it’s allegedly not nice to kick a guy when he’s down.
by Nabb1 on Aug 30, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Our RBs do have a knack
for absolutely molesting UT defenders.
/Tailback U
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 30, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Great, thanks. I was going to work today.
But now I have to watch this threeve hundred thousand times instead. joy++;productivity—
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 30, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Somewhere, there's some Earl Campbell footage that will make your jaw drop, young'un.
Not sure if he ever ran over Tennessee while he was in college, but I am sure that he ran over any team put in front of him. I’m also pretty certain there’s some good Vincent Edward Jackson footage out there, too, but that doesn’t count, given that he was actually Juggernaut from the X Men.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 30, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Earl Campbell youtubes, because I can't get gifs.
The most dominant stiffarm of all time, against Rice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uaPTIkiYSM&feature=related
Plowing through Bevo (yes, he runs through a longhorn steer):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLPUzKnYP5I&feature=related
As a pro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43-t357CQYs&feature=related
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 30, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't so much hit
as he yanks him across, like testicles in an industrial drive belt.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 30, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
SQUEEEEE Sunny Will Stein!
I like that it sounds like his parents were silly hippies.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
What happened to his hair?
still sunny, but somehow less.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 30, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Just goofy Catholic football family:
Will’s brother kept playing in a HS game the other week with TWO FUCKING BROKEN VERTEBRAE!
Nathan Stein Injury—HOLY SHIT
Squee!
Now to do something about the level of commentating that goes on there
Nick Bloomfield: First in trolling, first in shout outs, first in the hearts of the commentariat.
Taylor's cynical brother
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 30, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He also dated Taylor Lautner
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
DREW BREES
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 30, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Gah! Finebaum in a swimsuit is absolutely NOT what I needed with my morning iced tea*.
*Bourbon
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 30, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
TOTALLY UNRELATED
(from Amazing Super Powers)
Although… the guy on the left does have the soulless eyes of a certain ESPN analyst, but he is only accused of killing FIVE hookers, so. Couldn’t be the same guy…
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 30, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
RIGHT, NOT LEFT
THIS is what I get for not having time to get caffeine today. Somebody brain me with a crowbar so I can tell directions again?
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 30, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Paging Mr. Bourbon Meyer to the white courtesy phone
…bring your shovel, sir.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
got it, and currently warming up
waiting to swing at the first one of these Auburn gifs that’s of Wes Byrum.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate you
my eyes are bleeding.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
ze goggles do nahthing!
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 30, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clicked title - Rec'ed - Made it green
I feel dirty
Nick Bloomfield: First in trolling, first in shout outs, first in the hearts of the commentariat.
Is it sad that I really want to read the cover article of that SI?
/diver
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 30, 2011 10:58 AM EDT reply actions
sir, I might seem like an emotional midwesterner
but I can guarantee I’m from New York. Remember, Northwestern doesn’t actually have any fans, we have to import them.
by Rodger Sherman on Aug 30, 2011 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
Your piece
perfectly summed up my thoughts upon graduating Ohio State this summer.
GAHH I FEEL OLD HOW DO I DRINK AND PLAY BEER PONG I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
We all had the same feelings our Senior year
You mean I can’t drink anymore at 8AM on a Tuesday morning?
they say it doesn't count as alcoholism until you graduate
ps how is alcoholism? I’m thinking of giving it a try after graduating, hear its a good line of work.
by Rodger Sherman on Aug 30, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, killer piece.
Finished up at NU in March, and I’ve been missing it for the past five months. Enjoy it, it’s gonna be a blur. And take two classes Spring Quarter if you can swing it.
Relax, young'ns
Thirty-two years after graduation from WfnVU, I still get silly happy at the start of football season. Though sometimes the mind makes a promise that the body can’t keep, some traditions have to at least still be attempted (would not recommend all-night drinking over the age of 40, though).
When you’re walking back to the car after a huge win and drunken students are yelling “Hey, alum, come on down and drink a beer with us,” to you as you pass by, you realize you never lose that connection to your school
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're from NW
They don’t know football.
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 30, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Always goes back to 94
37-8-2
giddy-up
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 30, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You aren't an alcoholic unless you go to meetings
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 30, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, us drunks got to bars
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
GO TO dammit
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
10 GO TO BAR
20 GOTO 10
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 30, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Second'd
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Should have been
10 GO TO BAR
BAR GO 10
Your way you only get to go to the bar once. You never get to 20.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
There's also always
10 GO TO BAR
20 END
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you, I'm not old.
Just because I had a Commodore 64 doesn’t make me old.
/pours one out for Banks Street Writer
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
by DrBundy on Aug 30, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LODE RUNNER DAMMIT
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
TI-99/4
WWOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a 486 - in college.
The latter part of college.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 30, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Vic-20 repping
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, what DrBundy said....
/Types command lines onto punch cards
//feeds puch cards into reader
///curses a screwed up formatting command
////re-types command lines onto punch cards
FORTRAN IV
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Starrybra, kind of cool
I referred to a group of friends as “middle aged” a while back. All were shocked that I considered us “middle aged”. My retort – “When you don’t expect to live this long, middle age can be a wide range”
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
I am on my 30th anniversary of....
never expecting to outlive Jim Morrison.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
GOTO?
Edsger Dijkstra is spinning in his grave, son.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Does SI.com have a spider closet
for Holly to put PAWWWL in?
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Since they work together now
Does this mean Holly will be a guest on his show?
by 49er16 on Aug 30, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh Sweet Mother of Mercy
That would be unfathomably wonderhorribawesome.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Aug 30, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
awesful? horrimusing? disturbtastic?
A new word would definitely need to be created.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Aug 30, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec to Distubtastic
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 30, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Stabby and Tammy?
Oh please oh please oh please
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 30, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
All the trolling?
ALL. THE. TROLLING.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
I think that would break the servers here
should we have an open thread that day.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
Spencer
I know you couldn’t ever root against your alma mater, but if you ever had to pick a Florida game to lose, I suspect it might be this one. Opener of Schnelly’s last season, GIVE THE WORLD THIS GIFT.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 30, 2011 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Charlie might!
We retired Gerg in style
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 30, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Twice
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 30, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess we know what Avenger has been up to since Harvey Birdman went off the air.
Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
by car.full.of.midgets on Aug 30, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I understand they are well trained and have a big hunk of food waiting
for them as a reward at the end of their flight, but I’m still shocked that bird has never gotten distracted and gone after something else, like an LSU fan wearing shiny beads (before you deny it, I’ve seen it).
Just keep the warchicken out of BR.
Always room in the gumbo pot.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
It is taking everything in my being
to not troll my Baylor roommate about this until after I attend the Baylor-TCU game this weekend using his extra ticket.
by Woo Pig Phooie on Aug 30, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
He forgot the safe word.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
i've died and gone to heaven
Eyes opened for the very first time
Crackerplax Explains
by Herb Schmegmawitz on Aug 30, 2011 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
I am now part of the left handed ring club
And yes, for those not part of the EDSBS twitter family, i did tweet from the ceremony, directly after the vows (eat your heart out Mendenhall, but also still congrats on the kid). The wife is currently sleeping, savannah is fucking amazing, and ZOMG 2 FUCKING DAYS UNTIL FOOOTBAWWWW! (well, 6 for me, and fuck maryland) miss yall! Drink one for me, an ill drink 3 for you!
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 30, 2011 11:04 AM EDT via iPhone app reply actions 29 recs
Rec'd
And I’ll drink several for you this weekend.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 30, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Welcome back!
Congrats, and rec’d.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
STOP COMMENTING AND GO BACK TO HONEYMOONING
nothing will ever match this time…ever. Enjoy and forget everything else.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
by VUfanInNJ on Aug 30, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Congrats, and I'll echo others who have said commenting during the honeymoon is impressive
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 30, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Congrats. We're all just setting the stage for the eventual
posting to EDSBS during a prostate exam.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 30, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Would go well with the butthurt
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 30, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ass Man 1 knows about this...too well
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 30, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Prostate Exam while Pam Ward is broadcasting a Indiana/Northwestern game.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
EEEWWWWWWW
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Pam Ward broadcasting an Indiana/Northwester game == prostate exam
Only her pain in the ass just keeps… on… going.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Honeymooning
Ur doing it wrong. Wake her up.
by sullivan013 on Aug 30, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Up high, Bra...I just joined the left handed ring club too!
Congrats on the marriage!
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Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 30, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Live Tweeting The Ceremony
and Honeymoon commenting? Congrats and a rec for you sir now go be with your wife
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
I Think I'm Addicted To Naked women N Sittn Talkn Bout Chicks Tht We Almost Had
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 30, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
My congratulations on a successful wedding....
and your honeymoon in truly beautiful city. And let me add my best wishes for a sucessful marriage.
Now, for selfish SOS reasons, I’m hoping Maryland beats the ’Canes. Sorry.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I prefer stories about squalor.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
The commentariat is seriously on edge today.
I think we are all just cranky and ready for football.
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
I ain't even mad
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 30, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
/stabs Michigan Man
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 30, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
/Stabs Uga
(already dead)
//stabs again to make sure
by McSqueege on Aug 30, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/Aggie uses Gig'Em hand sign
/It’s not very effective!
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
/Aggie says "thank you sir, may I have another?"
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 30, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's been this way for a few days.
Way too much pent up excitement.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Not sure if serious.jpeg
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
I agree but I doubt the start of football season will actually
quiet the raeg. More likely to be directional raeg instead of at everybody
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
FUCK YOU BULLS
TAMPA IS NOT IN SOUTH FLORIDA, GET A MAP.
/RAEG is the base state of a ND football fan
//well that and despair
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
From the Wikipedia:
Some of the original proposed names included “Citrus State University,” “Sunshine State University,” “The University of the Western Hemisphere,” and “The University of Florida at Temple Terrace.”
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is a shit sandwich of names.
by ElRocco337 on Aug 30, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Smooth or crunchy peanut butter?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 30, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the audacity of "The University of the Western Hemisphere"
NOPE, THAT’S IT, THERE’S ONLY ONE OUT HERE
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO TO THE EASTERN, NORTHERN OR SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
IF YOU WANT MORE CHOICES
by broski on Aug 30, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Prime Meridian U > Equitorial U
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously,
coming out of that mess with something as innocently inaccurate as “University of South Florida” is a minor miracle.
What about "The University of the Peninsular State Below Georgia?"
Death is the only great adventure I have left. - Capt. James T. Hook
by TFish on Aug 30, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You mean "The University of America's Wang."
by Albino Tornado on Aug 30, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FIFY
“The University of America’s Detumescent Wang”
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 30, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Sunshine State University
they woulda landed Will Stein for sure
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 30, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Why not call them "We Can't Get Into Miami" U?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I once knew a kid who went to the University of the United States
Nice guy, had some interesting takes on football.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Aug 30, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Plus, he had his own money
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
and a penis cleaner on staff
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Those heathens don't even use ranch!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
On edge?? Not me, I HAZ a HAPPEE!!!
DC Jeff Casteel and his whole defensive staff have signed contract extensions with Wf’nV. Casteels runs through the 2013 season and his staff’s run through 2012. I guess everybody is playing nice together with our new Viking overlord.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Once you pay the danegeld.....
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 30, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
thats epic
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 30, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Smoking is gonna cut that UGA man's life very short
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Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 30, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
You're going to the SPECIAL hell.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Aug 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do I flag or rec?
So…..confused….
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I rec'd this one
The one above…I’d feel too dirty
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Go watch the Kermit the Frog cover of Hurt on youtube.
That’s some scarring shit.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 30, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh god yes. So much of the pain and suffering and scarred for life.
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
I remember yelling in an empy bar
in Chapel Hill NC rooting for the Hogs in the 3OT Arkansas/LSU game in 2007. I was supposed to be driving back to my folks house in Virginia, needless to say I was very late
drinkin' fast and talkin' slow
by JMUDave on Aug 30, 2011 11:16 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What a game.
This is one and only time you will ever read this sentence. Ready? Okay….
Dave Wannstedt sure did save out ass!
Jordan Jefferson ...errrr...Jarrett Lee for Heisman!
by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The karmic payback for The Miracle On Markham.
You’re just lucky we didn’t go longer.
Fuck Yo 3 or less OT!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
NOBODY EDITS ME HALL
except my producer, who is very nice.
________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Aug 30, 2011 11:17 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Nobody edits you?
Hmmmm . . . never noticed that. Nope. No siree.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How did Purwho get such a good gig?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Aug 30, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
"Wny are mommy and daddy fighting?"
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...called tough love
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"...La'el Collins, who should be good because he is from Krypton."
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Aug 30, 2011 11:18 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
see hand signal in his bio at ATVS
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 30, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Kneel before La'el!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dang, my ACL scar doesn't look a bad as Griffin's
For some reason, I find that ZOMG AMAZING
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 11:20 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Scars are tattoos with better stories.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
SI stealing ESPN journalist rivalries
PAWWWWL:Rick Reilly::Stabitha:Bill Simmons?
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
Jesus, don't watch that shit.
It will only encourage them to have more.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/Goodell announces 8-game preseason schedule
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 30, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
If that's the case
stay up til 5am and watch aussie rules on espn3. Don’t feed the goodell.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
A strict diet of Aussie rules and CFL
keeps the goodell away.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
this is the first year i've ever tried to watch the CFL
its pretty damn good!
beats whatever the arena league is calling itself now.
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 30, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
It's the FUN league
No second downs? You give up a point if you don’t bring the ball out of the end zone? Unlimited motion? Seriously, every time I go back to the CFL I’m all “why do I not watch this on the regular?”
I commend to your imagination the Dread Pirate Leach coaching with CFL rules…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 30, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES
THIS
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't help it.
I’ve been only watching 1 or 2 quarters at a time, of the Bengals, so it’s not like I’m watching real football…
/Dalton throws to Ocho Cinco
/realizes Ocho Cinco is no longer on the team
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
/Ocho pays fines for entire team td celebration
//Ocho files chapter 11 bankruptcy
///Ocho gets high fives Wesley Snipes on his way into prison for tax evasion
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
"I'm not doing drugs, I'm smoking this legal incense stuff. It's cool, man."
(Actually escaped from daughter’s ex-boyfriend’s mouth.)
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Imagine that.
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Well there's your problem.
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
Preseason NFL football
The methadone of football.
by Charles UF on Aug 30, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
(3 items remaining) okay who posted huge gifs?
this has been at the bottom of my screen for THREEVE minutes
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 30, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
THAT'S JC001'S MUSIC!
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 30, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/door flies open
//HUGE SINGLER PIC APPEARS
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 30, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
///no title
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 30, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
JC001 was an extra in The Giant Spider Invasion
It explains his affinity.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like you have a B1G Internet Provider.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 30, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
3 yards and a cloud of IP datagrams
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 30, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Tubs ears perk up
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 30, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
T1
fyi, 2 of those were yours apparently
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 30, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
It was clogging mine as well.
I kept giving up, hitting stop, reading new comments then reloading. Appears to work properly now.
Apparently Peter Vaas coaches at South Florida now.
So. That’s a thing.
/watches paint dry
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 30, 2011 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
I've got no complaints about the guy
He helped revive Miami football from the dead last year.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
He made Braden Quinn into a Heisman contender
Then got fired for not being one of Weis’s yes men
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is there any truth to the B12 inviting ND story?
someone posted that on the Countdown#2 thread. If the Big IX is actually inviting people I think I might lose it.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 30, 2011 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
How about TCU, UH, SMU, Baylor, Rice, Air Force and Boise just go get some beers?
This BCS conference shit has too much drama.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 30, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Us Californians are just going to split off and chill with Hawaii.
Alaska can come too.
by broski on Aug 30, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Are we bringing UTEP along?
Or shipping them off to the Sun Belt?
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 30, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
They'll probably follow Tech to the WAC
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 30, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, this is going to be fun.
Hey, Truffle. Dan Wetzel thinks the SEC should invite TCU.
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Sure, why the hell not
We’ll take A&M & TCU.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I think WVU would love to join but I think VT has political issues.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
End of Days
I think if all hell breaks loose, and UVa remains at home in the ACC/BE, VT will get a pass to join the SEC. UNless the powers that be are insistent that VT stays where they are in order to give some credibility to the ACC/VT
/Big 12 invites Tulsa to fill the Vanderbilt role
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vanderbilt won 10 games and went to a bowl?
/have to, Tulsa beat my other team in the bowl game as well.
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They can come.
I actually don’t hate Iowa.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 30, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
The first Troy State win over ND would be fun.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, ULM got 'Bama..they can get anyone.
Seriously, they nearly beat us about same time they beat Bama. 28-27 Hogs win.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Samuel Beckett
wrote a play about that.
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 30, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Of course they invited ND. They have had a bad case of Spanish Fly for ND for ages.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a lot of truth to it.
A friend of mine who knows about such things just called me and said there’s really something to this.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 30, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Swarbrick himself confirmed that a discussion took place, but that ND would stay independent "at this time"
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
According to my sources, "at this time" is the key phrase there.
This is really a thing.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 30, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That's been his statement the entire time, that if enough major changes took place within the landscape of CFB, ND would consider joining a conference
Today’s announcement is a non story of a non story
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
And as was pointed out earlier,
the whole $Texas situation from Realignment 2011 probably shows ND that the Big 12 is the one conference not afraid to let ND keep its NBC contract.
Well, the guy I talked to said that major conference changes in the very near future are a
fact.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 30, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That may very well be true, I don't know your "source" Mr. Sheridan, but I'm not going to waste time worrying about rumor and innuendo
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
...
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 30, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I've heard ND is willing to make the move
But only if Penn State joins in, and that ND has concerns about Joe Pa’s health….
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I heard as well.
The Big XII is trying to get to the New York market before Delany, and they think getting Penn State and Notre Dame in one swoop would box the B1G out.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 30, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
ND and PSU would effectively corner the NY market.
Penn State has by far the most alumni in NYC
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
SYRACUSE IS NEW YORK'S COLLEGE TEAM
/Dr. Gross’d
The MAC will act on this idea too . . .
. . . and probably end up with Vassar.
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by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
God
Ain’t that the truth. Well, at least we’ve got games televised on Tuesday nights on the interwebs.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
First I've heard on the Penn State side
But DeLoss doesn’t play small games.
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Yeah I've heard nothing
And it would be very surprising.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
It's really funny
Everyone’s making fun of the Big 12 for contacting ND, but let’s stop and think about this:
If you’re trying to expand in this environment and you DON’T contact ND, you’re a FUCKING IDIOT. It doesn’t matter that they’re going to say no, you still have to ASK.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh I'm not making fun of them for asking.
I’d mock the hell out of anyone that thought they would actually consider it.
If ND joins a league it will be the B1G. Or Big East. But Big IX is imploding.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
*And ND & Texas would have merry hell decided who got the majority of cash & power.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
ND and Texas would get the majority of cash and power
We’ll share, but only with someone who brings as much to the table as we do.
/trollface at Aggie
THIS
Obligatory phone call is obligatory
ND is ‘single’ everyone else is ‘married’ to a conference…talk to the single first, then work on the inevitable divorce.
Obligatory phone call is obligatory
but also sad.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 30, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Nice image
Beebe leaving all those pitiful messages trying to get ND to save his dying ass conference.
If the A&M defection is the tipping point on our way to Super Conferences the Big12-2-1 will be one of the victims, not one of the survivors. SEC, Pac10, B1G, and some ACC/Big East hybrid become the phone conferences that from the Playoff division.
by Phocion on Aug 30, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haz sad
Will likely miss early and afternoon games on Sat so that I can help my cousin with the damage cause by threeve feet of water in his basement. Solid Oak Bar upside down and unpossible to remove without hacking into little pieces……
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by saxattack29 on Aug 30, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
gonna have to get my craig james on
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Boss just called me a "champion."
/puts on Notre Dame t-shirt
//feels dirty, takes it off again
by broski on Aug 30, 2011 11:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Being a Champion requires having won something recently
/joemorgan.img
by emc503 on Aug 30, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like a bowl game?
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by saxattack29 on Aug 30, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Like a game against Navy?
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 30, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know I know
Cal can’t win a big game away from home. You guys don’t have to remind me.
by 49er16 on Aug 30, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nuh uh, People still call Muhammed Ali "Champ"
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You guys are like the Yankees, only with less recent success.
WE WON ALL OF THESE GREATNESS GREATNESS GREATNESS.
(Blazers won the 76 NBA title. I’m proud of it, but I dont walk around proclaiming WE ARE/WERE CHAMPIONS")
by emc503 on Aug 30, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/ptas on head
That’s because no one cares about the NBA
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just like no one cares about titles won in the 1940's
by emc503 on Aug 30, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're not going to troll me today
I will accept taunts from a fan of schools that have won exactly nothing in the history of their programs. Especially not when ND has more national titles than either of those programs has conference titles
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take it easy, friend-o
I was just giving shit about the “WE ARE CHAMPIONS LOLS” thing. In my book, ONE team gets to call themselves a champion each year. Slow your roll.
Notre Dame does not call themselves champions. I don't know where you got that idea
ND has a sign that says “Play like a champion today”. As in “play up to the level of a champion” which is a far cry from “you are a champion.” I would think someone who is smart enough to get into Northwestern would understand simile
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, to illustrate . . .
. . . if I said you were trollin’ like PAAAAWWWWLL this week, I would not be stating that you literally have become Finebaum, but I would be implying that you’re getting a little bit chippy heading into Week One.
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by Cranked_Irish on Aug 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get back to True Blood where you belong!
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 30, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, if you're gonna ciritque reading comprehension and basic verbal skills
Read the post I was responding to and then go take your chill pills.
I replied to your original post witty a light hearted reply
Basically agreeing with you that we haven’t won anything in recent history by invoking Ali. You kept it up, and turned this into more than it needed to be.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Bull
You’re just as guilty of escalation. I was responding in the vein of Broski’s original comment, not the “play like a champion,” and you took my relatively light jabs back as serious attacks. As for the “reading comp and went to Northwestern” thing, I’ll say this once: fuck that freshman level bullshit.
"I was jabbing at the "WE ARE CHAMPIONS, LOL" thing"
This was something that was never uttered by anyone affiliated with ND in this entire thread, but you kept it up. Therefore, your misconception had to be corrected.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
!!!
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by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Lemur son.
A very high lemur.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Its the UF wide receiver of the animal kingdom
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Those fingers are far too rigid to be flaccid penises.
But yes, they are undersized and ineffective.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It gets the better of all of us at times.
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Go back and remember what you posted a few weeks ago.
You’re right to hate the NDNation types. They aren’t here, however. Joking at those of us here like we are the types from there isn’t going to go over well.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Me thinks...
several of you Notre Dame fans take yourselves too seriously.
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hit and miss
There are things we take seriously and things we don’t. The history of the program is one of those things I take seriously, the modern performance of the team is one of those things I don’t, because if I did, I would cry.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Yep, and that's completely unique to Notre Dame.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Not unique to Notre Dame...
However, this is EDSBS… A sight (IMO) that was founded on a principle of making fun of everybody.
If I wanted serious, I’d get my ass back to work.
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
As Nick said in his one Fanpost, We have no sacred cows.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Lots of dead dogs,though.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 30, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
But we do have a Sacred Chao. HAIL ERIS!
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
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by Big Head Zach on Aug 31, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
And just like EVERYBODY
there are certain things that will set us off (collectively) more than others. Usually those things that lump us into the ND stereotype that we don’t embody. Were I to suggest that all ’Bama fans were tree-poisoners, I daresay some of you would object as well.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
A fair point
Stempke and I get into it pretty regularly. I usually am just casually trolling (gif idea!), then it gets more serious, and when it gets personal, I just see red.
And if it's not Stempke, it's me.
Because he and I bite on the same things. It’s all good. But every one of us has things that they will laugh off or play along with, and things that we will take a stance and hold a line.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
With you it's generally more civil.
Both Stempke and I kind of take it to a different level. I’m trying to get better about poking fun at my schools (see nike coment in this thread) but personal shit just pisses me off immensely.
I try to follow the "if you can't take it, don't dish it out" rule.
I’m not going to hit someone with a comment that I’d get upset with myself.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I really try to steer clear of the ad hominem ish
Mainly because it serves no other purpose than “LOOKIT MY INTERNET BRITCHES. SEE HOW BIG THEY ARE.”
If I let myself get as pissed off as some other people
I wouldn’t be able to comment on this board. I suppose Jon has it right when he says “poor abused Broski”.
Yeah, see
that comment was a direct reference to the fact that you’ve sat here and eaten all the OSU shit this off-season without getting too terribly bent about it.
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Mostly I can't hear the comments
because I have Ohio State’s past threeve Big Ten championship rings stuffed in my ears.
Also, can’t really hear it over the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
All love and respect, man
But you guys both do tend to BAM OUTTA NOWHERE get up in arms about completely random topics more than most folks. Not a big deal, I laugh it off most of the time, but… well, it’s there.
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FUCK YOU JON
KANSAS STATE’S AGRILCULTURAL PROGRAM IS SO INFERIOR TO MICHIGAN STATE’S IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
At least we have a political science program.
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We do too!
We even have some big time alumni from it!
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, well
we have more Rhodes/Marshall/Goldwater/Truman/Fozzbot/Goombalaytoosher/Widdlesticks scholarship recipients than any other public school in the history of ever, so NYAH.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No you don't.
You’re just dumb and from the LITTLE APPLE LULZ and my school is better than yours.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Becaues NDNation exists, and we get lumped in with it.
If you had to defend yourself against “all KSU fans are like KSUNation”, you’d be quick on the trigger too.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, you do not.
In fact, the one and only time I can ever remember anyone lumping either of you in with NDNation was when I did it to him yesterday… when it was completely warranted, and even then I made a point of being very clear that I knew he was better than that.
You guys are constantly being assured that we know you’re not like those toolbags. It’s like constantly having to reassure the ol’ lady that she’s not fat.
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Well, maybe a little
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
YOU are not the only commenter on this here interwebz
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Allow me to be repetitive and redundant.
The only time I can ever remember anyone lumping either of you &c &c.
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Specifically mentioning our names? Maybe.
But when anyone says “ALL ND FANS ARE [insert ND Nation stereotype]”, I consider myself included in “ALL”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to EDSBS, the home of hyperbole.
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Yes.
Look, I’m sorry I don’t like being misrepresented and speak up about it. Other people don’t give a shit, good for them.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not being misrepresented.
The stereotypical fan of your school is being accurately represented. We know you’re not the stereotypical fan of your school, just like everyone knows I didn’t get a degree in milking cows and shoveling pig shit.
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Whoa, wait a minute!
That’s news to me. I thought you had a B.P.S.
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I would never presume that you have a degree
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 30, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
/smirk
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I want legal clauses amended to all ND comments
with an asterisk and little fine print that say “comment does not apply to KG, ACS, Stempke, IE, and other ND members of this site.”
And I want a pony.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You'll just have to make do
. . . with getting the bag of shit delivered under your Christmas tree and then running to the window to see where the pony is.
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YOU'LL GET A FUCKING ALPACA
AND YOU’LL LIKE IT.
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OUT OF NOWHERE
As long as it’s not a Ram
/ramvelasack.jpg
//cries
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Alpaca out of nowhere?
Alpaca out of nowhere.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I've seen a lot of weird fucking things since I moved here.
Not one of them has been weirder than driving down a road and suddenly seeing over 200 alpaca grazing in a field.
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Well, the field in question
is outside of Bluejacket, OK.
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Same view in Central Texas
Plus bison, antelope, and a few other exotics.
by Phocion on Aug 30, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, yeah.
What you didn’t see: the twelve million armadillos.
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Armadillo chili. Mmmmm.
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To be fair
Literally every single comment on this board should be taken with large grains of salt. When I comment about it, it’s a shot at that group, generally speaking. It’s the same as when someone posts the NOrthwestern FAn jpg. I laugh and try to make up some throwaway line. Same with the keys or Oregon child labor.
Also, there's been a lot of realignment and questions of that nature
we have an opposing viewpoint on that relative to most of CFB, and therefore we are automatically in “defend” mode when that comes up.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Lumping someone in with NDNation
is like this board’s version of “I drive a Dodge Stratus!”
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, I drove an INTREPID.
(Strange shit: My last three new cars became their manufacturer’s new NASCAR base the year after I bought them. How weird is that?)
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Chief White HalfNASCARoat? Is that you?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Not me...
I could care less what you call my fan base. Just try to make it funny- that’s why I’ve been reading this site for ~5 years.
If i wanted blind homerism and sunshine pumping, I’d visit one of the many serious Bama sites. <——- No Thanks
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
If you think any of the regular Domers here are "blind homers"
you don’t read too often.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure if serious...
When did I ever say any of the regular domers are blind homers? I simply stated that some of you domers are taking yourselves too seriously. As in, jokes are being thrown in your direction and instead of laughing them off, your contracting a major case of butt hurt.
BTW- I read/have read this site plenty… ACS is probably my favorite poster on this site. So yeah, I do read quite often. Haven’t missed a day of reading EDSBS in probably 4 years.
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
In consecutive posts you went from talking about the Domers
to talking about blind homerism. I assumed a connection, mea culpa.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
/sigh
I guess the part where I talked about people making fun of the Bama fan base, me not caring, and me going to a Bama homer site for that type of internet perusing went over your head.
Or, I didn’t make myself clear. If that’s the case, I apologize
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I said I assumed a connection and that that was my fault.
No need for “what I said went over your head”. Criminy we need football to hurry up.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
EXCEPT FOR YOU BECAUSE FOOTBALL STARTED FOR YOU IN 1994 HURRR
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that when it ended for you?
OMG NORTHWESTERN == NOTRE DAME
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well...
Maybe I took the “in consecutive posts…” part of your comment the wrong way.
Guess I didn’t make myself clear with the gear change.
Carry on, young Notre Dame lad.
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Young?
Only in comparison to jonfmorse
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
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This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, ex-- HEY WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How was life back before these newfangled horseless carriages?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
We walked 20 miles through 12 feet of snow
uphill both ways &c &c ad nauseum.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And you wouldn't complain if Mark Mangino was a little rough
You’d just shrug, say “Fuck Clemson” & move on.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
If times were lean and money was tight
we’d just take ol’ Mangino out back and knock him on the head. Feed the entire team for the whole off-season.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They say...
with age comes wisdom….
I guess that means jonfmorse is like 150 years old.
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I didn't FEEL like it.
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Ha! Got you by 3 years
/realizes this isn’t a good thing
//sigh
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
My Dad...
has always told me: “Once you hit 40, everything goes to shit, including eyesight, sex drive etc…”
So, congratulations!!!!! Enjoy!!
/hope he’s lying to me
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Your Dad lied to you
I still had plenty of jab into my 50s, but I did have to start wearing glasses to drive last year.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Had plenty of jab into your 50's?
How old are you?
BTW- my Dad didn’t say he lost his sex drive totally- just that it started going down hill. Also, the procurement of reading glasses.
by ding ding ding on Aug 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
When I first started at Wf'nVU
Bobby Bowden was our head coach and Joe Paterno had been head coach at Penn State for only 5 years.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was a throwaway line
Stempke pushed my buttons, i pushed his and it escalated. Pretty much the end of that.
Simmer down you two
you’re acting like you’re new here. Football is 2 days away. Let that sink in and come back when you are giddy like Will Stein.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And since Matt's a better diplomat than I am . . .
. . . if you want to do dick-measurement rather than dick jokes, take it to Rivals.com.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
2 days chillwave
/looks over left shoulder at Tiny Floating Matthew McC
//looks over right shoulder at Floating Will Stein
///nods slowly
Vote Bloomfield/Finebaum in 2012
Trollin' for Amurica
by cowcollege on Aug 30, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've suddenly been enveloped
By a bursting hug of mellow, brah.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddamn you! Roast in the fires of a million dying suns!
can’t get Queen out of my head now
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
/crosses off bingo square
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So did somebody pay these guys to mix it up?
I’d probably feel better if that were true.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
...yes. That's what happened
It has nothing to do with either of being obstinant and argumentative. NAWT A SINGLE THING.
Yes. It's called "free space."
Last week it was “Fuck Clemson.”
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Factcheck, sir.
They won in 1977. Not that it matters.
/206>503
by WrathofCaan on Aug 30, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Like an invite to a conference that isn't crumbling?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Aug 30, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Question for the collective
I have a ticket to the UF-FAU game on Saturday. Should I go, or stay home and watch Boise State-UGA and Oregon-LSU?
On one hand, Schnellenberger. On the other, Boise beating UGA.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
It's going to be hot as the fucking devil in the Swamp
But you’ll probably see Florida looking the best they will outside of the Furman game.
by Charles UF on Aug 30, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was surprised to read that the game was at 7 PM
I can’t remember when our preseas….err, first game, was at a time other than noon.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
HOTDEATH made them move it
as much as I hate the heat, I hate missing good games more
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Plans so far
FAU
Maybe UAB – if we do it’s b/c we have all the tix and we’re bringing the tot for her first game
Probably skipping UT
Bama
@ LSU
Cocktail Party
Homecoming
FSU
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm in Tampa for this one to look after my parent's place while they're in Alabama
But shoot me an email when you come up for the other ones. I made a burger deal with you a while ago that I intend to make good on.
I'll take you up on that
and will make sure you get one of the 3 dozen pitchers I end up buying at Balls. ZOMG THEYRE ONLY $3 BUCKS
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
BALLS.
I have a friend who graduated with me as a mechanical engineer. He still works there. I think he made the smarter life choice. /sigh
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 30, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
not if he has to clean those bathrooms.
LOLJK. they NEVER get cleaned.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You used the bathrooms?
I thought that was what the floor or empty pitchers were for?
/always smell the pitcher before pouring
//oh wait, all their stuff smells that way
///carry on
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 30, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
A true gentleman doesn't vomit on his date's shoes.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
A true gentleman does not take a date to BALLS.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 30, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
shiftyeyes.gif
Had many a class together.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 30, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm no engineer
but we’ve been friends since before he got hired there.
Venn diagrams are fun.
We didn’t cross paths until Mechanical classes, but he’s from Orange Park (right?) so I would have imagined we had other connections (I’m from Jax).
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Tampa here
bu we met in Gville (Lots of engineers as friends).
HOTDEATH
never stopped them before.
If the game is at 7PM, you have to go. Leave at “We Are The Boys” if you must, but at least put in an appearance.
Apparently it was unbearable last year
They ran out of water. People were passing out in the stands.
90,000 people plus 120 degree heat index and $5 for a bottle of water
What could go wrong?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The best part about passing out in Tiger Stadium is the free IV and you still get to watch the game.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It turned into a scene from Mad Max
Where water became a rare commodity.
by Charles UF on Aug 30, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/flashes back to A&M-Fresno State 2007
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 30, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That score's like a B1G bouncyball game
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
my college gf legitimately passed out. twice.
wasn’t even that drunk. did I leave the stands? HELL NO I DIDNT. I was an AWESOME boyfriend.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see no problem with this.
She shoulda dome more off-season conditioning.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
I'm going for a few hrs of tailgate and the first ~30 min of the game
then probably to a bar or back out to the tailgate to watch all 3.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Football en vivo !!!!!!
You can always Tivo the Boise beatdown
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd go for the Schnelly
But then, I have an unhealthy obsession with checking things off lists, and “Saw Schnelly coach in his last season” seems like something I could put on a list somewhere.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I don't think Allicolls is looking to get preganant this soon....
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Or ever.
I don’t know if I’m willing to risk being in Schnelly’s vicinity
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Sounds like this is a job for Turfman's All-Purpose Prophylactic & Engine Degreaser
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 30, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
For when you really need to use your dipstick.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate ABC/ESPN for putting the two best games on at exact same time.
They got all weekend. Surely one could get slid over to afternoon Saturday or Monday Night.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
2 tvs in the living room?
2 tvs in the living room.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
2 TVs + 2 xboxes = 4 games!
Best thing ESPN has done all year.
by Woo Pig Phooie on Aug 30, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yesterday I tested the Dual screen on my xbox
while rocking a PIP with the TV tuner. 3 games on one 60’ TV. My fiance just stared at me.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Amateur
2 TVs, 2 laptops, 2 relocated desktops.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 30, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have the bandwidth for that madness.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Cox Cable
fart noise
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
They just laid some of that in my neighborhood
I’m thinkin about switching but right now I get free cable because my fiance wore short shorts when the guy came install the webernets. Don’t wanna ruin that.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It comes at a premium price wise
But if you do a lot of stuff with your tubes like I do, it’s pretty awesome.
10 Games streaming at the same time? Yes, please.
I've said it before, I'll say it again:
I FUCKING LOVE COOKIE MONSTER!
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 30, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This belongs here.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure he loves you too
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Aug 30, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I fail at Auction Drafts in Fantasy Football.
I bid $117 of $200 on Peyton Hillis in one league. sighs
Also, I lost my D drive so all my pics & gifs from here are gone. And all my ebooks.
Anyone know a good torrent site for ebooks? Preferably pdf format.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Ask the commentariat!
I remember this came up the other day.
Trying to find my dad a TV for his garage in the flat panel 32+inch range, looking to go under 200.
Where does everybody go for suck deals?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Visio
Best bet for cheap, good quality flat panels.
by Woo Pig Phooie on Aug 30, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"Where does everybody go for suck deals?"
Craig James goes to the seedy underbelly of back-alley Dallas.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 30, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I recently bought a Dynex from Best Buy
It’s their brand, so it’s cheaper than a name brand.
Also, if you have a Best Buy card, you can get interest-free financing.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought
Insignia was the Best Buy runoff brand
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 30, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
they both are
BBY has multiple so it seems like some arent on purpose
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Insignia is the high end brand
Dynex is the low-end.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Dynex is all plastic
Insignia is all shiny plastic.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
There's goes ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
mine goes ding ding ding ding ding ding ding bop
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Stop!
Collaborate and Listen.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I will need to go 120Hz for the garage sports tv right?
Or will 60 actually suffice. I have always thought 60 was pretty bad/choppy
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Say what?
TVs are always 60hz. It’s not like they have a graphics card and you can change the refresh rate.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Why I... what... How...
My lawn. Off of it.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My parents have one that has a higher refresh rate.
It makes everything look really stark because it gives the impression that it has a really high fps.
How a TV does on motion has pretty much nothing to do with
60 vs “120” hz. The “120hz” is pretty much that feature that makes all movies look like soap operas. That effect probably works well for sports, but finding a 60hz TV that handles motion well (or just going with a plasma) is the better, cheaper way to go.
I’ve had my eye on this one for a while now.
It looks more real
so it’s actually sort of unsettling.
It also makes CGI look retarded because it becomes way more fake looking.
If Michael Mann had his way
that’s what movies would look like. Which would be a good thing, I thing. But for now…. it’s way too unsettling. Best Buy had a 60inch “240 hz” tv with the effect on full showing Dark Knight, and it made Batman and Gordon look like weird action figures.
The Uncanny Valley
It’s a strange land.
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 30, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks and love you commentariat
I had been wrong about the Hz mattering, I was always told choppy picture? Get more Hz.
Good to know it is all about the TV’s switching and motion processing. Makes more sense anyway.
Found a 32 inch Vizio for 230 or so, should work quite nicely
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Nothin to do but check it out in person first, man.
You’ll notice if it’s higher Hz than normal though. It’s pretty clear.
Amazon has solid deals
200 for 32" might be tough, but it’s worth a shot
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 30, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I used Dealnews.com to buy TVs (and other stuff)
they’ll let you setup email alerts based on various parameters.
Searching past deals, there have been some 32" TVs around 200, but they were mostly 720p (which, in reality, on an LCD usually means 1366×768, which in my opinion almost always yields an unacceptable picture). If the budget can’t be compromised, used is probably the way to go.
(No business or personal connection to the company, BTW.)
ewww
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 30, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
My problem with it is that he seems to be channeling Bud Foster
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
mainly only reminded me of this
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 30, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
For some reason, this is one of the first five things to pop up when I googled Purdue mascot
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 30, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
.
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 30, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
hey, its better than the HORSEOFDOOM
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 30, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Virginia should just stop with the mascot idea
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA
Call now and you can get THREE extra losses absolutely FREE!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 30, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
BUGS ON YOUR CAR?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Aug 30, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
STOP YELLING, BILLY MAYS!
You’re gonna give yourself a heart attack!
/too soon?
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
by DrBundy on Aug 30, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Least he never got into a fight with a hooker.
ShamWow? More like ShamPow!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
See now, THIS is the drug Tampa's better known for
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Thunderbirds are go!
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
by gth863x on Aug 30, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I preferred the blobhorse of doomishness
That looks like the creepy Purdue boilermaker, only with a cape. Which does not help.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Thats just purdue's mascot with a beard and a funny hat
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 30, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know why Cavman needs a giganto cartoon head....
Just dress him in period authentic clothes like the WVU Mountaineer.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
We have that too
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Aug 30, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, there you go. That should be all you need.....
Except, you know, some wins.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that I think about it, seeing the cavalier ride out on the horse is one of the coolist traditions we have
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
mascots need to tailgate also.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 30, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea what you are talking about
2009 was just a bad dream
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
Good looking horse, too.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
AQH, I bet.
Amiright?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not even supposed to be here today!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The other thought UVas new mascot gives me.....Oliver Platt in The Three Musketeers.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
What smells like shoe polish?
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for the obscure but awesome Clerks reference.
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
Reminds me more of a baseball player.
-Huge arms…check
-Huge head…check
-Facial hair…check
Yup, definitely on the wrong field there.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Aug 30, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's the shoes, isn't it?
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
by gth863x on Aug 30, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So Oregon now has an open date next year
Since we junked our game with Montana State.
I’m hoping we gt to play ND because I’d love to whup up on them but would settle for BYU, Boise State or someone like that…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 30, 2011 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Prefers Catholics, would settle for Mormons?
/eHarmony’d?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 30, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But Kellen Moore will be gone
They’ll be a shadow of the team without him.
The rest of our non-conference schedule is now Fresno State and Arkansas State, so yeah it could use some heft.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Arkansas State?
That is an odd matchup on many levels.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Arkansas would go but we got Jerry Jones, Wal-Mart & JB Hunt
Hard to get us with just straight cash homie.
Honestly, Oregon vs. Arkansas is probably least likely matchup anywhere.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Doubtful
We have A&M for what, like 7 more years? Plus a home & home with TCU coming up and a return trip to Texas at some point.
by Woo Pig Phooie on Aug 30, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
We are rebuilding the SWC bonds via nonconference.
I like that we played Boise before they got huge and TCU after.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
You might have A&M for a lot longer than 7 years.
Guard your sheep.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 30, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
We have Russian Boars. We'll be fine.
And our live mascot doesn’t die every 6 months.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be surprised if that remaining Texas-Arkansas game ever happens.
Sure the Hogs and Horns will probably set up another series with them in the future but not in the next 5 years.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Aug 30, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mac is scared...
mostly of losing to Arkansas and giving them leverage in the DFW HS area. Granted, the scheduled beating of A&M are nice, but a win over $Texas would be of greater recruiting value to Arky.
by Phocion on Aug 30, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lessee...
In the next 8 years: BYU, Notre Dame, USC, Cal, Ole Miss, and at Arkansas.
Yep, the problem is CLEARLY that Mack Brown is scared of losing to Arkansas.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
But they're playing Penn State in Happy Valley this year.
So that gives them a free pass until they have to go to Michigan State in 2018 or whatever.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
VT, Clemson, FSU, UCLA, Oklahoma
Just to name a few of the recent hits…
by Phocion on Aug 30, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The SEC can't be trolled on non-con schedule this year.
And it has picked up overall. Our cupcakes are even better than before.
ULM > Bama. Jax State > Ole Miss, etc
Maine > Miss State
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
According to Crxxm
The cupcake is a lie.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 30, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
On Crxxm Controlled Sideline
Cupcake eat you!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 30, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Does anyone have an Arkansas-Texas bingo square?
Anyway, attempting a dig at Arkansas’ strength of schedule over the past few years is naive at best and a laughably poor flame attempt at worst.
http://www.footballstudyhall.com/2011/7/14/2274767/strength-of-schedule-college-football
by Woo Pig Phooie on Aug 30, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
And Ohio State
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
But that's not fair
Cowboys, Longhorns… come on, they pretty much HAVE to play.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Timing
The funniest thing about this was that it was a Home&Home that was scheduled about the same time that Nebraska was trying to work the 2 for 1 deal with Boise. Stain on the the both of them in many eyes.
by Phocion on Aug 30, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, what?
I don’t follow you. Plus, I was just making a joke because its teams named Cowboys and Longhorns. Cowboys… cattle… harf harf harf
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
This was when...
BSU was throwing a quasi-public fit about Big Name teams refusing to schedule them. The Nebraska thing was made public and BSU pointed to it, and their wins over BCS AQ teams, to say that they deserved ‘fairer’ treatment….Home&Home’s. Nebraska was only offering one game in Boise for two in Lincoln…and then modified to one in Boise, one in Lincoln, and one in KC (?). The defense was that there was nothing to be gained for big teams going to Boise. And then $Texas comes along and goes to Laramie, thus giving the lie to the previous assertion.
But, yes, I got the cowboys and cattle thing…even though they play Okie State every year to satisfy this requirement.
Agreed. Mack Brown is 1-1 vs. Arkansas and lucky for that
I will never forget 2003. Matt Jones running all over Texas in Darrell Royal Stadium.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
That wasn't surprising
Even 8-ball thought that guy did too much blow.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 30, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
(Brief aside, Mackovic hasn't coached the team since 1997, thankfully.)
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Next five years?
Considering how we’ve pretty much set our future schedules through 2018 I’d say yeah, that’s a safe bet.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
But when the Big XII switches over to a five-game conference schedule . . .
. . . that should free up some space, right?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
It was supposed to be New Mexico
But after we beat them 60+-0 last year they bailed.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 30, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or maybe they would for the revenge factor....
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
My fantasy football teams
Since that punch have all been named “Blount Force Trauma”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
ND's schedule is set 7 years in advance for the most part. I'm not saying they wouldn't drop a game last minute for a marquee matchup
But it’s not going to be next year. ND’s schedule is pretty tough next year.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I know
I just want to play and beat ND at some point in my lifetime.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 30, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tulsa's all "been there, done that."
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 30, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hell Oregon State has done that TWICE
I guess we have to let little brother have one thing we haven’t done.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 30, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They haven't yet toed the precipice of the Great Cliffs of Lack of Institution Control.
by WrathofCaan on Aug 30, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No but players did have sex with sheep
Allegedly.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
But what about the Cliffs of Insanity?
by McSqueege on Aug 30, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Mixing metal and Princess Bride references is an appropriate activity.
/carry on, self
//thank you, I reckon I will
by WrathofCaan on Aug 30, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Inconceivable!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Aug 30, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
thassa PB rec
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Peanut butter?
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Princess Bride
It is quite highly thought of ’round here.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
As you wish
I was just trying to reignite something.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm #teamcrunchy, but the wife buys creamy.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't MSU really have been an open date anyway if the game had been played?
by WrathofCaan on Aug 30, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get Montana
They’ll be fresh off a thrilling win over Tennessee
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Won't happen but
Penn State v. Oregon!
Boring vs. Crazy!
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
1995 Rose Bowl rematch
I’d love that. After all that 1995 Rose Bowl signaled the start of our rise as a legit program.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone else seen the new Oregon College Gameday ad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCkhpQKX2Rw
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Why do I feel like 8Ball?
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 30, 2011 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
REALLY THE FIRST FUCKING HIGHLIGHT??? FUCK YOU ESPN
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I know, right?
Figured they’d save that slot for a relevant game
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU THAT GAME WAS RELEVANT
USC went to the National Title game that year and got Vince Young’d and we went to the Fiesta Bowl and got “Notre Dame in a big bowl game”’d
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah but
What would have happened had yall made it to the NC and had to face VY?
/trollgaze
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 30, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
We would have gotten slaughtered in a BCS game
what else is new
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Had ND won that game it would have been a mess for the spot opposite Texas
ND, PSU, WVU, USC, and Oregon would have had one loss.
Fair enough
But cancel out the Ducks and WFVU cause pollsters are a cfball Peter Kings and don’t like change. That leaves Texa$, U$C, ND, and us. They may have made the argument for JoePa, or perhaps wanted a Trojan/Domer rematch, but more than likely IMO they still would have gone with Texa$
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 30, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Texas would have still been undefeated. They get in no matter what.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
That's what I meant with "opposite Texas"
The other 5 would have been the candidates. The Bush Push saved us from hysteria about who deserved to play for the MNC.
And, just for fun, I'll point out Texas won the Big XII Title Game
by 67 points.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Colorado was coached [sic] by Gary Barnett
QEDMF.
More generally, most conspiracy theories are more plausibly explained by incompetence.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My bad
last day drunj before school starts so reading comprehension=55%
In that case IMO it’s still b/w ND and U$C so I feel like somehow I can come back to my original point
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 30, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
forgot this
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/ren and stimpy 'I don't like it' horse.jpg
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
No need to mention a horse
Already said “Brady Quinn’s Sister”
by broski on Aug 30, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/that's the joke.jpg
not even the horse finds her attractive
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 30, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wearing the half and half jersey but sitting the seats allotted to Brady
If that were my sister, and she wanted to “support both sides,” there’s no way in hell she’s sitting in my seats.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
The most significant thing my program did all decade was getting leapt over by Knowshon Moreno.
That… is sadly accurate.
/drinks
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
There, there.
Only because Vontaze Burfict hadn’t started his murderdeathkill rampage yet.
by broski on Aug 30, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, which position does Edgar Friendly play?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
nah...there was that one game...oh no that was another team
but what about when….oh, nope that was Zona…
Oh! But no, remember when…ah crap that was the Fiesta bowl. Cacti.
Really…nothing? Just hot chicks and a coach riding a golf cart into a volcano eh?
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
/heavy sigh
Yeah. There was that time we were drinking, then I blacked out, then I woke up without any pants in a strange place and somebody told me we lost in a close game on a last minute fuckup. <— EVERY AUTUMN SATURDAY 1997-PRESENT
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
I've watched this video so many times.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Yeah I just watched it again
And remembered why I want Manningham to be smited by COTG
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 30, 2011 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
lol.
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 30, 2011 12:39 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
So THAT explains how the entire football team got herpes!
by emc503 on Aug 30, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"I heard she gave the football team the clap".
“Well they sure played like it last week”.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
by DrBundy on Aug 30, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1 for Hollywood Knights reference
“That’s not Dudley, that’s Newbomb Turk!”
- FART NOISE *
by 2207 Main Street on Aug 30, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAARE
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That phrase is totally nowhere.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Aug 30, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Abortions for all!
(BOOOO)
Very well, no abortions for anyone!
(BOOOO)
Hmm…Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
(Cheering, waving of miniature American flags)
by Knox the Fox on Aug 30, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
For the Next 5 Days
The Clan Holtz is dead to me.
This may be extended based on Saturday
That is all.
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
I've taken on a healthy dislike of cattle.
domestic or wild
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I will join you in that dislike of cattle.....
Our opponent’s mascot:
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My teams play the Bulls and the Buffaloes.
I don’t know whether that means I should avoid beef, or grill the heck out of some steaks and buffalo burgers.
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We play the Buffaloes too!
Unfortunately, I will be missing both the Miami (Avenged Sevenfold concert) and Michigan State games (cousin’s wedding). Why cuoldn’t my cousin have scheduled her wedding for the crappy games?!
tOSU is playing Colorado?
Interesting.
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll try to soften them for you
but UH just lost their #1 LB and a starting WR for fightin in da club (woo hoo last minute FC pts!).
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I...don't think there will be any need for that.
Not that OSU won’t be undermanned, but Colorado is…not a good team.
You gotta get through Miami first without injuries from various jet ski accidents, herpes, etc
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
See, I want to think that.
But then I see that they beat Hawaii by 20 or so last year. I iz worried, as it’s likely the only game I’ll get to this year.
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT ABOUT THE BUFFALO BULLS
/mind blown
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I normally try to have buffalo burgers the week we play Marshall.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You angrily grill the fuck out of those damn beasts
and then angrily eat them!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought it was a kangaroo?
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
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This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's a way to undo your trousers.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Well they'll be dead soon.
Fucking kangaroos.
by broski on Aug 30, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
WTF mate
End of the World rec
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
'Roo
Or, as Miami fans like to call it, “the other other white meat.”
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you ever actually had Kangaroo?
So very bland
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Have you ever watched Akron football?
Pretty much the same deal.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yep.
Surprised?
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Kangaroos
But, it’s Akron, even the MAC doesn’t give a shit.
/NotStillPissedAbout2005MACChampionship/
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I've given up strippers for the week
I really have no other ideas how to express disgust for Tampa
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Aug 30, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Continuing gainful employment & not panhandling
is probably the most un-Tampa thing you could do
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't do that.
As that would be the same way to protest Hawaii.
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
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This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You can keep them if they can converse with you in japanese
that should keep you
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 30, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That's just the tourists
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 30, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Laying off the Meth...
would send a powerful message…
"If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium and you are already dead!" - General Maximus, Commander of the Felix Legions
by BillyZoom on Aug 30, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He said Tampa
Not Mizzu
Or Arkansas
Or Kentuky
Or Indiana
Oh, or Tennessee
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 30, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right
Tampa is more of a methadone kind of town
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Aug 30, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, footbaw hate!
To properly spite our opponent, I’m giving up (looks up UC Davis’s mascot)…Aggies?
Guess that means I won’t be sponsoring aTm’s PAC-12 application.
IndyDevil's Twitter
Bud Light salutes you, Nick Bloomfield!
by IndyDevil on Aug 30, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah sheet, I did it again
Sorry for the (not) clever aTm thing…I’m still in preseason mode here.
/gets sent to corner with 8-Ball
//is that powdered sugar?
IndyDevil's Twitter
Bud Light salutes you, Nick Bloomfield!
No, it's foot powder.
Arthur Carlson gave it to me.
/obscure reference is obscure
//someone here will have it in less than 5 minutes
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
by DrBundy on Aug 30, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't want to live in a world where WKRP is "obscure."
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Consider yourself warned
I re-post links to the Thanksgiving turkey give-away episode every year on the fourth Wednesday in November.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Most can, if they aren't frozen.
Except Beamer. He’s grounded.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 30, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Bailey.
No question.
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Counterpoint
Sally Field was good enough for Bandit too.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
I always though Bailey was a 'more probable' outcome....
Although I have never been shy of swinging for the fences.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
If you ain't doing shit
KIFFINDERP is about to go into full effect on Classic.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Jesus, some good hate so far today
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
Football is coming!
"If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium and you are already dead!" - General Maximus, Commander of the Felix Legions
by BillyZoom on Aug 30, 2011 1:01 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
George R.R. Martin needs to write a novel about a year of college football inside his head.
Or at least a Top 25.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
He's more of a pro football kinda guy. Follows both NY teams pretty religiously.
I think he’s an east coaster, and as an older guy, yeah, it tracks that he wouldn’t have much of a rooting interest in CFB.
@papaalphakilo
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Plus
He went to Northwestern (insert northwesternchair.jpg) and he’s lived in New Mexico for thirty years (insert mikelocksley).
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I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 30, 2011 1:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"He ain't covered with shit."
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YESSSS
An excellent way to start the school year
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well kinda
That was shortly before I found out my Summer internship doesn’t count for a credit
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That definitely sucks
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 30, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Please tell me
that the person asking this question was a female with large sunglasses.
by broski on Aug 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure if it was sunny out she would've been wearing sunglasses
But definitely a blonde female
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 30, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Does UCLA go with suck or super suck?
Rick Neuheisel says today he has not yet named a starting QB.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He's still secretly hoping he has eligibility . . . .
. . . and, in fairness, he might be better than the guys on his roster.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good strategy actually.
This should preserve the named starter’s knees until the opener.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 30, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Way to ruin my Space Balls reference.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Aug 30, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Firehouse Steak > Firehouse meatball
Is true.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Aug 30, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Firehouse New York Steamer > Firehouse anythingelse
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Snyder continues trolling.
He finally released a depth chart.
There’s still no #1 RB.
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Don't worry. You'll still beat Texas.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Well, that's a given.
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It would be funny if the Big IX got down to just Texas & KSU....and KSU won every conference title.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 30, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And then Texas would get all butthurt and leave.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 30, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No,
We’d just collect our 70% of the gate. AMIRITE????
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by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
At DKR, sure.
But you’d also have to give us a third of your television revenue.
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Aw, biscuits
/kicks dirt
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by Burrito Electrico on Aug 30, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is there a minimum amount of teams needed to have a conference?
I can understand 12 to have a title game…but why not allow say 5 & 6 team leagues?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Something something meaningful slate of games something something
go undefeated in conference and still finish 4-8 something something.
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I think the FBS minimum is 6
but that’s largely just going by accounts that the WAC was in serious jeopardy of ceasing to exist as a football conf. once the new MWC teams jumped ship. But seriously, if your conference games are under 50% of your schedule, what’s the point?
/NFLherpes
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by VandyImport on Aug 30, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pac10 Model
With a 10 team conference you can play every team every year…so no need for another game against two teams that are guaranteed to have already played each other.
The FCS Big South had 4 members I think in 2002 when they started football
Now they have 7 teams that play football.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 30, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Understand, you can have any number of members and be a "conference"
But for auto-bid consideration in any sport at any level (FBS football excepted), you’ve got to have 8 teams (with 5 or 6 of them meeting “core member” requirements).
And if you don’t have at least six members, your conference has no legislative voice within the NCAA. (That means six members period; the UAA only has four members for football, but it’s a full conference in all other sports, so they get full representation in D-III affairs, just as an example.)
The Big South always had enough members as an all-sports league, just not for football.
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They got an auto-bid this year with 7.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 30, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, seven, you're right.
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They got it last year when the NCAA expanded the field to 20 from 16.
And there was a 3 way tie at 5-1 in conference play, and the shitest team got in the playoff thanks to the tiebreaker.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know.
I cover these guys, you know. ;)
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Points allowed is a terrible way for a tiebreaker.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 30, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
It's actually one of the less egregious ways
of breaking a three-way round-robin tie, though. And to be fair, Coastal’s defense showed up to play in the final regular season game; Stony Brook and Liberty didn’t. If even one of those three things isn’t true, Coastal’s finished.
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(To explain my rationale for that statement:
points scored incentivizes running up the score, which most people agree isn’t cool. Points allowed, on the other hand, merely incentivizes defense, which nobody gets butthurt about.)
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It's 6 teams in Hockey, hence the B1G Hockey Conference hullabaloo
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Yeah, but nobody cares about hockey.
/trollgaze
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Minnesotans do, and they are pissed about hockey realignment
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
I am aware of this strange and heretofore unknown-to-the-public factoid.
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Minnesota is a strange and wonderous place where they tie knives to their feet and skate on frozen water
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And sometimes they cut holes in the frozen water
’cause fishing is a year-round activity.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
’cause fishing drinking is a year-round activity
Pulling fish out of the water is just an added benefit.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Funny, I can drink
without being in a glorified outhouse on a lake when it’s 20 below.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah yes, but you are not married to a Minnesota woman
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I'm married to a South Dakota woman.
Close. Enough.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like hockey, I can just never get the color adjusted on my plasma
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Auto-bids in hockey start at 6 teams.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And I see I should have read further down first.
/sadwalk
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
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