THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/3/2011
by Spencer Hall on Aug 3, 2011 10:42 AM EDT
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PrintTHIRD CHANCES WOULD BE REFLECTIVE OF A TRINITY-FRIENDLY UNIVERSITY. Senior wide receiver Michael Floyd has been reinstated to the Notre Dame football team, according to UND.com, which posted this nice long interview with Brian Kelly where he explains his rationale for making the decision after Floyd's second alcohol-related incident. He also has an advantage over the previous four Notre Dame coaches in his ability to speak for long stretches without sounding a.) rabid, b.) lobotomized, c.) wacked on Haldol, or d.) like he's gustily lecturing a five year old about the virtues of the stop and go passroute.
We wish Floyd all the luck in the world in his attempt to "change his life," as Kelly said, but remind him that even if he gives up drinking, visualization remains a powerful method for enhancing athletic success.
You lay out for that chocolate milk, Floyd. Beercolate milk. Whatever helps you catch it, dammit. I've got three years to turn around the job that's eaten three coaches in a row whole. Imagine it's my barbecued skull if it helps you catch the damn thing.
SEANTREL WILL HAVE MORE TIME TO HELP HIS FATHER MAKE RAP MUSIC FOR MIDDLE-AGED STAGE FATHERS. Miami offensive lineman and former blue chip recruitnik idol Seantrel Henderson may miss the entire season due to back surgery, and will thus spend the entire 2011 season rehabbing and attempting to survive the rigors of Al Golden's Cybex jungle. His father, if you'll recall, allegedly used his own aspirations as a rapper as a factor in helping his son determine where he was going to school, so there will be plenty of days to stalk Pitbull with the demo tape now. ("You'll love my jam about Zocor!")
CINCINNATI FOOTBALL DEMANDS CASH. The Big East's next tv deal, if and when it arrives, will be the most gratuitously oversized television deal of all unless the MAC agrees to move its operations to Dubai. Don't laugh: the MAC is totally moving to Dubai. In other Big East news, Brett McMurphy thinks TCU's move to the Big East will help keep Gary Patterson, and that is totally true until it is not.
A GOOD STORY THAT INVOLVES THE WORD "CANCER." Rob Long, cancer survivor and Syracuse punter, gets a call to an NFL workout. Please say a scout had to write "cancer" under "possible drawbacks," because that would make them feel as bad as they should about their jobs.
PENN STATE PREVIEWS WITHOUT OLD PERSON JOKES. Come to Bill C's Penn Schtaaaate preview and we promise no zombie or ancient underwear jokes about Joe Paterno. Okay, maybe just a few of them.
HE HAD TO BE THAT DUDE WHO COULD KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE FROM ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE MAP. Former OSU lineman Quinn Pitcock played up to 18 hours of COD a day, and we're stuck somewhere between disgust and admiration, because we bet he was INCREDIBLE at this game, and had all the guns and things and bombs and stuff. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN YOU CAN SUMMON VIRTUAL ATTACK DOGS WITH YOUR MIND? BTW, if you want a positive story about an Ohio State grad or fan, well we don't have one of those for you here, or especially here
REALLY DEVELOP THAT PERSECUTION COMPLEX, BRAH. Felder's right: it's important to becoming a proper fan, and especially relevant if you're a UNC fan who can point to this and say "SEE THEY'RE STEALING OUR RECORDS TO DEMOLISH OUR PROGRAM, PAWWWWWWLLLLL."
ETC. The Least Watchable Teams piece was fun, but so was reading up on some of the teams we had never seen play. Stan Parrish should not coach the footballs ever for any reason anywhere ever. As for why we left off Mississippi State, Blutarsky? Because we liked watching them suck, so grandiose was their coach-killing horror. Plus they won four games, a lofty total for the group we described, and because they actually had a defense. The teams we described? Horrendous in every imaginable way.
Florida has new towers, and yes, they do look kind of prison-y. The CFL is un-Canadian in its violence and lack of manners here. North Korea is so alt, y'all. Necessary diagrams. Beauty pageants should always include a squatting portion of the contest.
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Desperate times call for backtracked values Notre Dame
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 3, 2011 10:45 AM EDT reply actions
Cut em some slack
if you had to live in South Bend you might drink excessively also
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 3, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Who ate who at ND?
the job that’s eaten three coaches in a row whole
Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 3, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
he ate everyone
clearly
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Colonel Frontbutt doesn't like your obstinate yet mouth watering tone
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 3, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
well at least they have the CFB HOF...
…oh wait. nvm
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 3, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Put your hand down, Georgia Tech fan.
You are a Georgia Tech fan. You lost to the Charles at home.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Reggie Ball
(sigh)
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 3, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Reggie Ball
err Gailey. Boo Gailey boo
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 3, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I do.
Hopefully we’ll be able to look back on this and laugh. Not yet though.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
You will never break, never break the Chan.
/Fleetwood’d
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Guys!
Did you know that Adam James, son of alleged five-time hooker killer Craig James, doesn’t have a wikipedia page?
That just doesn’t seem right. He definitely meets notability requirements, since he was at the center of Leach’s firing…
On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, subtle trolling which is believable and overlook-able, is the best kind of trolling, I’ve always felt…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 3, 2011 10:47 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Oh look! Somebody made one!
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 3, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Allegedly,
one of the five hookers Craig James killed, he stuffed in an electrical closet at Texas Tech, which explains his reaction…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 3, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Suplol
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 3, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Good thing you grabbed that
Mulch reference is already gone.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 3, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I SEE YOU OBSCURE ATHF REFERENCE
Death is the only great adventure I have left. - Capt. James T. Hook
Is it within Wiki rules...
To call him a cocksucker and reference this site? Because that would make it not only true but resourced.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 3, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't think so,
But you may use this site as reference that his father has been embroiled by allegations that he allegedly killed five prostitutes while he was accepting payements to play for Southern Methodist University.
Because those rumors definitely exist.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 3, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Spurrier think Floyd's punishment was harsh
#ANDIAMBRO
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 3, 2011 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
Stealing roughly 30 academic files from students?
Wolfpack P.I. is probably behind it.
/seriously, why is my university run by clowns?
I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 3, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
hydrological AND hydrodynamical?
Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 3, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Those cads in New Haven are known to strike up fisticuffs at a moment's notice
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, it's alcohol, a team coached by an Irishman, and a team rooted for by predominantly Irish people
Was it that big of a stretch that this would turn out as no big deal?
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
Come on, it’s alcohol, a team coached by an Irishman, and a team rooted for by predominantly Irish people a star player.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 3, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Cherry on top
Cherry on top my friend.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
HE'S OUR COACH. STAY AWAY OR EVERYONE GETS HAMMOND'D
/seriously, if Gary hasn’t left by now, he isn’t leaving…..right?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 3, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
Re: Everything
CC: All y’all
BCC: Haterz
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 10:51 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Obligatory
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Aug 3, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for correct pluralization of y'all by a non-Southerner
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Isn't it already plural?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Nope. You have to be Southern to understand.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
Y'all refers to some group specifically
All Y’all refers to every single person.
Fuck Y’all means “I am angry with these people right here”
Fuck All Y’all means “I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WITHOUT EXCEPTION”
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Aug 4, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
LaRussa will be real mad when the Cardinals don't make the playoffs.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm predicting a late Astros surge
by the dude from creed on Aug 3, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
now that's just cruel saying something like that
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 3, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Shit yeah, all them 'Stros fans will get their hopes up....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I lol'd at an astros beat writer the other day
“We’re building for 2015”. Sad team is sad.
by the dude from creed on Aug 3, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate baseball, but I still root for my 'Stros if I see them on tv
the past 6 years have just been awful for that team…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 3, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry OW, had no idea you were a 'Stro
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
It's ok, I'm use to it being from Houston and all
crummy pro sports teams with fleeting moments of success followed by years and years of crippling defeat. Only have to wait 39 more years to the next World Series the Astros will go to…still more than the Cubs!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 3, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I WAS a Pirates fan.....
from the ’60s clear up until Jim Leyland told the owners he was getting too old to build them a new team every year. Last WS for the Buccos was 1979; so yeah, I get the bit about the 39 year wait.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
oh btw looks like the Eat Shit Pitt tank is going to be carted off somewhere
they were trying to load up some of the LAVs left behind by the armor division that use to be on this base but I guess they realized two cranes wasn’t enough to lift the damn things on the back of a semi…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 3, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks again for getting us that picture.....
It’s been a big hit all across Mountaineer Nation.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Cleveland fans know how you feel
and join you in drinking for those particular reasons.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I grew up in Houston
but the pro sports teams just disappointed too well. I hope the Rockets sent Michael Jordan a Thank You card for stepping away from basketball in 1994
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
The one pro-bouncyhoops subject that will make me say
IT’S INTERNET GO TIME, MISTER.
1. I do believe Michael Jordan was eliminated from the playoffs in 1995. This happened. The Rockets then SWEPT the team that eliminated him.
2. The Rockets routinely gave the Bulls fits with Jordan. Hakeem spent 1994-95 embarrassing the likes of David Robinson and Shaq, so you can imagine what he was doing to Luc Longley.
2a. The first three Jordan championship teams went 1-5 against the Rockets.
Conclusion: The Rockets owe Jordan jack shit. Jordan owes the Sonics a thank you card for eliminating his biggest threat.
This is completely accurate in all of its particulars.
Except the thank you should perhaps go to some seriously questionable refs from game 7 of that Sonics-Rockets series.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 4, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, ants in the Port-o-John AND an Astros fan?
That’s rough, dude.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
well, thanks for taking Miguel Tejada off our hands
signed, another Oriole fan that is unimpressed with your lack of commitment to sucking
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
to get to .500?
kidding. i’m a marlins fan and i was excited as hell to get back to .500 last night.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Aug 3, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Trader Effin' Jack
if we somehow make the playoffs and win the world series, he’s bigger than Shula.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Aug 3, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I only hate one of those two
The Floyd decision, on it’s surface seems hypocritical, but, and I’m sure this is just Blue and Gold covered glasses, I like the idea that instead of a slap on the wrist punishment to satiate the media, Kelly seems to actually be trying to help Floyd turn his life around.
Also, it’s not a coincidence that ResLife has softened. There’s a new head of the Department there after the old one got fired under pressure from alumni and parents for his draconian punishment system.
I aim to misbehave
She finally got fired?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 3, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Wait five years . . .
. . . and then start reading the Harry Potter books to your girl.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 3, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have not read one page, nor seen one minute of film, of Harry Potter
I meant to, but then didn’t, and now it’s too big of a commitment.
I aim to misbehave
You'll commit
You won’t have a choice.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, wait.
And start the series with your daughter when she’s in about second grade.
My boys were right in the sweet spot to grow up with the books as they were released and gradually handle the increasing maturity levels of them as the series progresses. (The first is basically a Cinderella story for boys; the last is fairly dark meditation on the fight between good and evil.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My parents made me take my little brother to the first movie.
by Joey C. on Aug 3, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Harry Potter always reminds me of this...
by vineyarddawg on Aug 3, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
The chat transcript that came from is one of the funniest things I've ever read
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can make it through the first two to the third movie,
it’s completely worth it.
/AlfonsoCuarontotherescue
/Right click
//Save picture as
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
The books are better (as always)
and the movies really improved after the first two.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Spurrier's been helping Stephen Garcia turn his life around since 2008.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 3, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
360 degrees at a time.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 3, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
BRIAN KELLY SEEN AT DESERTED CROSSROADS TO ARRANGE TERMS OF PAYMENT WITH DEVIL.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
This video goes here.
http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/crossroads.html
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, damn, it looks like I'm the only one here who remains unaffliliated....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
Damn, ND's in a tight spot!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 3, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This looks shopped.
Or, you know, cloned by an unimaginative, secretive regime in some country in Asia.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 3, 2011 10:51 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This countryside looks different...
… until you realize it’s just the same 3 houses built (in the same order) with different-colored roofs.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 3, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Goddamn gentrifiers with their stupid preplanned communities where all the houses look the same
I was into communal living way back in the day, before it was cool.
You know what decrepit empty building No. 32 could use?
A Caribou Coffee.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
REMODELED VINTAGE IN UP-AND-COMING NEIGHBORHOOD.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
way to scroll down, no scroll!
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Aug 3, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
it doesn't even look like those buildings are on a foundation
Come on North Korea, step up your game bro.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
awwwww youwre bwaking my baws!
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Looks almost exactly like the type of housing I saw in Kosovo from the Yugoslavia days. Complete with lack of foundations.
So, yay communism, huh?
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 3, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Your capitalist imperialist foundations are not needed to support the peoples' democratic revolutionary housing estates.
Besides, the walls will crumble in five years so why invest in a foundation?
Velocitas eradico
What's even better is that Kosovo is known for having earthquakes.
Never really big ones, but we had a stretch where we had three in a week, all measuring about 4.0 or so.
When we asked the local governments if they had any plan on how to deal with a catastrophic quake, there response was basically that they expected us (NATO) to take care of it. Ummmmmm, yeah… about that…
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 3, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I've seen some awful Soviet apartment buildings in my time
But the N. Korea pictures beat all of those.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that the fake housing development from Arrested Development.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 3, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Hope they are prepared for the giant mole.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 3, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 24 recs
Auto-rec engage.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
How da fuck you photoshop hills behind the Bowling Green campus?
#sour
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 3, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I graduated from there(how is that for a confession?) 15 years ago
I was drunk most of the time I guess that’s why it looked familiar but I couldn’t put my finger on it until your post.
Little known fact, chief export of Bowling Green was cold wind.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Aug 3, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
My friends and I went there for our 'Get Out Of Class And Go On A Campus Tour" Day in high school
I remember we found a statue that resembled a female genetalia and used that as our landmark to find things around campus that day.
One Foot Down
On teh Twitterz
BGSU needs one of those
It’s not like you’re gonna learn what that stuff looks like just by going to school there.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Au contraire mon frere
Education school(back in early 90’s 3:1 women to men), many a night after 2:00a.m. was anatomy studied.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Aug 3, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been to the DMZ right on the Korean coastline, and the contrast is stark.
South Korea beach: People laying in the sand and playing in the surf.
HUGE ASS WALL SEPARATING THE TWO SIDES that extended way out into the water.
North Korea beach: Rolls of barbwire in the surf and giant Normandy-beach styled steel objects meant to block anything that tries to land there. And on the mountain top in the distance, a giant billboard that flashed anti-South Korean propoganda 24/7.
Little boxes, on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky tacky,
Little boxes, on the hillside
Little boxes all the same.
by Dabolicious on Aug 3, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
THERE ARE ANTS IN THE GOD DAMN PORTA-JOHN
Seriously, fuck you Iraq, you suck!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
camel ants?
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I for one welcome our new ant overlords.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
ANTS! ANTS ALL OVER!
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Yayyyyyyyyyyy.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait until my conference gets that gigantic TV deal from NBC that it doesn't deserve because NBC is desperate to have a BCS conference for NBC Sports
And thus allows us to bankroll our programs and modernize, be more competitive, and not suck as much anymore.
My thoughts:
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
You team will be playing on channel #728 if they don't move VERSUS.
and it will be followed by
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 3, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Versus is being rebranded to NBC Sports on January 1st
And it’s already on basic cable for most areas. Once it has the NBC name, it’ll be carried pretty much everywhere.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
hmmm.........
so……………Villanova football AND Bill Dance??
newsletter subsciption please?
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
But when will NBC Sports steal Mark Schlereth?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 3, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Trautwig, Stauffer, Schlereth!!!!
………bringing you South Florida at Connecticutt for third place in the Big East and a spot in the Continental Tire Bowl
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
The upside on this here
Is that maybe NBC can reuse Roundball Rock for Big East Basketball.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone know what type of programming they're going for?
Obviously Olympics which is – meh – at best.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 3, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Direct Competitor to ESPN
So basically, anything and everything.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
So "Coffee Time with Peter King"
On Wednesday at 7?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 3, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully
I expect a Bob Costas baseball show every Saturday at 3pm.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
They own Dan Patrick too, (i think).
So he’d probably be in the mix.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 3, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of necessary digrams there, Ferless Leader....
Are we gonna see a reprise of the Week in Charts and Graphs this year. I really loved that piece.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Yes.
And obviously, more Lord Saban Cat.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Man, I loved that on FOTP
When they would do the whole schedule in LOLCat memes.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
On a totally unrelated note
Does anyone within reasonable driving distance of Auburn need a puppy? Some bastard turd muffin dropped off what looks like a 6-8 week old lab mix in front of the house this morning
by the dude from creed on Aug 3, 2011 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
that's just a donation from the Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Enjoy but I wouldn’t shake him around too much, haha…
/ducks for cover
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 3, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
MAC in Dubai? I could see that.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 3, 2011 11:08 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Replace fog game with dust game?
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
PLZ NOT TO SHOW THIS TO MY AD
He’ll sell our homecoming game for a free weekend at the Burj and the promise of live coverage on Al Jazeera.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Could you imagine a football like this in Dubai?
I can hear Pam Ward now.
Pam Ward: “The receiver has fallen off the platform to his death. He will be missed.”
by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Rec'd for Pam Ward's cruel indifference towards humanity.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 3, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I prefer her cruel indifference to grammar
And comprehension of the rules of a football game.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Pam Ward: "He needs to spike the ball here."
Ray Bentley: “Doop, doop, doop, doop.”
Ward: “It’s third down, the QB needs to spike the ball here.”
In reality it’s fourth down.
Pam Ward and Ray Bentley?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 3, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Clemson gives Morbo gas.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Reappropriated Futurama lines:
Morbo would like to thank Morbo’s good friend Richard Nixon Lou Holtz.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
even the news monster was acting weird.
"watermelons all around, manbabies, and that's an order." FEARLESS AUTHOR LEADER, THE
by thetennesseethumper on Aug 3, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
PASS INTERFERENCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
A quick field goal here and an onside kick will allow them to tie the game
/team with the ball is on the 16 yard line, down by 6, and with only :28 seconds left.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe Buck, jihadist announcer:
“That was a despicable act, and we apologize that you had to see that.”
Following: ANYTHING.
Joe Buck, jihadist announcer
Would not like women’s tennis.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
"He seems to have fallen about thirty feet"
“Uh, Pam, I believe that’s actually three hundred feet.”
“Oh.”
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
"He should get up already. This is taking forever."
by softbatch on Aug 3, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
"Looks like without their running back they're going to have to focus on the passing game"
/she’s talking about Georgia Tech
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
rec'd for noting Pam's troubles with down and distance
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
and for her problems with down and injured
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Aug 3, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So the new season of Deadliest Warrior kicks off with US Navy SEALs vs. North Korean Special Ops
Is that the Spike TV version of Alabama vs. Georgia State?
I aim to misbehave
How it will play out
North Korean Special Ops Dude: “Ninja flying star WOOOSH!”
Flying star sails over US Navy SEAL’s head
US Navy SEAL: “Geronimo”
SEAL fires one shot, kills North Korean dude
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Aug 3, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh shit
Delete this, I didn’t close the italics
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Just close em
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 3, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Oops I meant to but
this should work
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 3, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I must say
this is quite jaunty.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
UF with new towers.
Its funny ’cause they have a lot of criminals on their team,see?
Or, it could be coach Boom’s way of sending a message to the media.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 3, 2011 11:12 AM EDT reply actions
needz moar couch and less blazer
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs more Coach Boom staring
And Phosphorescent Alligator…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 3, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn all y'all are busy this morning.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
you can't troll all day if you don't start early
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
Note: I do NOT endorse the diarrhetic liquor used in the picture, but you get the idea
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Some of us are playing catch up.
I was in Seattle all of last week, then missed my flight home and slept in SEATAC, then had to detour via Minneapolis during a thunderstorm, then ran like an SEC RB through the Memphis airport to catch my Delta Connection (not recommended if one is NOT in fact an SEC RB). I’m just NOW catching up on all the foobaw news.
I can’t believe it’s less than a month away! SQUEEEEE!!!
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm actually working today.
I don’t know what to do.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, duh, glad you're back!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Yikes!
I hope you at least enjoyed Seattle before entering the nine circles of travel hell.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Seattle was AWESOME.
My second trip there, and it’s now my favorite city. Nice break from the heat, too. It was just the ending that sucked donkey balls.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I've only been there for work
I’d love to go back when I have more time to enjoy the place. If you’ve never been, Vancouver is even better.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You should have run like a Pac-10 RB.
That would have involved hurdling and stabbing.
/old reference is old.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
...aaaaand I JUST now got it.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Specs on the mustang please.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
from last night?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Shit I've slept since then.
I dont remember engine information, but its a fastback in the “Brittany” blue, I believe. had working AC. leather seats. I think a 4 speed.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
year?
that’ll probably tell me everything I need to know with the info you just gave.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh 67.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
67 Fastback with AC, leather, & a 4-speed? niiiiiice. pretty rare as well
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
depends on the engine...
but with AC and leather, she’s into the ‘luxury fastback’ production set of around 17,000. (The total production for Mustangs in 67 was just over 470,000)
Also fun facts:
a convertible top option in 67 cost less than: power steering, front disc brakes, vinyl for the roof, tilt wheel, AM radio or cruise control.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok.
Optional discs. 390ci 320 hp from 600 cfm Holley 4 barrel or 289ci 271hp with the same carb or a 2V depending on trim.
First year of the tilt wheel and fold down rear seat. Cruise control.
And just to help you out: Yes, Brittany Blue is an original color from that year. I’m sure you don’t want/know the VIN.
If you tell me it has the original hood scoop with working driver facing turn signals I am driving to OK and stealing it from your parents.
/built Fords for fun and profit
//no time anymore
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know the VIN number, could have it in a few minutes (mom is home today)
I don’t know if it’s the “original” hood, but it’s a 67 hood for that model. Car went through a flood in late 70s in Oklahoma and grandfather rebuilt it. (so no not engine which came with car either, but nothing was upgraded after flood)
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
ah. So what you are telling me is it's worth memories.
Got it.
If anyone is interested I’m putting my 1977 Early Bronco on the for sale side of the house in the near future.
/sigh
/once sold will be the first time in +10 years I won’t have a vehicular project to work on in the evenings.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
explains his rationale for making the decision after Floyd’ssecondthird alcohol-related incident.
FIFY
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
That an Alabama fan is keeping track of the off-the-field incidents of a wide receiver on an 8-5 team hundreds of miles away and not on the schedule in the foreseeable future
warms the abyss where my heart should be.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Or I saw the article on the fron… eh, enjoy the warmth, may it fill your souless Catholic existence.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
He really doesn’t look Polish.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that a diamond-studded pectoral cross?
Popin’ ain’t easy.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 3, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not sure if I'm missing the joke
But Juan Pablo Dos was the Pole – that dude’s Bavarian.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Never thought someone would do that.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
.
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
It's
about to get all 30 Years War up in here
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Not really.
We’ve been at this for, like, 2000 years. We’ve most of us grown apathetic to the HATERZ by now.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Wow, this almost makes me want to be up and unproductive this early every morning.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought football had been a topic the whole time?
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
The Catholic adjective was unnecssary
enjoy the warmth, may it fill your souless Catholic existence
Luckily, we’re all so snarky and sarcastic that it didn’t devolve, but that could have been trouble.
I aim to misbehave
There's serious lulz in there
knowing myself.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought it semi amusing all factors considered, no ill will intended.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Which is why I did and only here. I apologize for my insensitivity and tone-deafness, to you, ACS and anyone else as necessary.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I miss jc001 sometimes
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Princess Stabby didn't
One shot, threeve kills.
by lhb98 on Aug 3, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not to bring up any old wounds
But did I miss some kind of Great Purge at EDSBS?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Many accounts were purged...
… all of them run by jc001.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 3, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
One poster with multiple accounts
(that he used to rec his own posts to green) was banned. Banned one person, banned multiple accounts.
Thanks, Hivemind
Also, how low are you stooping by creating multiple accounts to give yourself a meaningless internet accomplishment?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
About
eye-level with Saban.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
yessir
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Aug 3, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
What got me as how unnecessary it seemed. I thought he put some pretty funny stuff up. I guess he suffered a rec shun.
by Nabb1 on Aug 3, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
jc001 made multiple accounts
posted absurd number of gifs for no apparent reason
posted NSFW gifs and started arguments over what was and wasn’t SFW
rec’d his own posts to green.
All sorts of goodness. jc001 and associated sockpuppets banned.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Which one?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
jc001 I never knew the sockpuppets.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm legitimately curious who the sock puppets were
and if they ever posted.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
/shiftyeyes.gif
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you know that Alabama was once leading a highly ranked team 31-0 at halftime in a game where that team wore non traditional uniforms?
cause if you didn’t, an Alabama fan will be along to mention it within 4 seconds. Internet law.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 3, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Those offseason trolling national championships don’t grow on trees.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not after Harvey Updyke's done with 'em, anyways.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 3, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 19 recs
Strong, very strong
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
MAC fan for life
We lack numbers, so those of us who are around have to bring it.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 3, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Green'd
unlike them trees Harvey doctored…
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TROOF. They're like a superiority complex, you gotta earn them.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 3, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Gotta do a little better, what is this the ’30s? We troll in color in TTown!
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I actually would like one of those.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, that's a 300 level course in Tuscaloosa
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 3, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You got the one from the Centre loss? Still stings a bit.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I get a Bill Curry, any chance?
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
please? Mike Dubose wouldn’t be too bad either.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Brett Favre and Southern Miss beating them?
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, now I know what will be featured in tonight's nightmare.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 3, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
NIGHTMARE.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Everytime I see this
I just have this urge to cuddle da poor widdle bunneh.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it also will make you feel better after seeing Finebaum in women's clothing
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You must of had quite a childhood.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to compliment you for the next pic you posted, but not that.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh oh, now you've pissed him off.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
this is gonna be fun
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Think he will pull out the time we got shutout by Sewanee?
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
/slams door to hammond-proof shelter shut
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
A STAPLE OF ALL OTISNIXON'SPARTY'S TAILGATES
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 3, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Not anymore, got fired from that circus job with the freakshow :sobs:
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's some serious One-Upsmanship, brah....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The third one was
the first two were pretty bloody fun.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 3, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the story where Alabama was up by 24 on the team that won a BCS* championship
- void where prohibited by law
by DavidInOpelika on Aug 3, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
#hero
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I wanna BE that man right there when I get to 80.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, Albany
Or in the local vernacular, Awl-binny.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Because I’m actually from Awl-binny and you are correct, sir.
it says the women were "younger"
like 60 yonger…or like 60 YEARS younger?
by PW and EDSBSMD on Aug 3, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
The latter
I don’t care about facts, it’s the latter in my mind.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Does it matter when you're 80?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anna Nicole Smith is interested in your theory and probably used to subscribe to your newsletter.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I mean she was from Texas.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
80-year old robbed after threesome
Then elected Prime Minister of Italy!
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 3, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
No, Berlusconi was elected before the threesomes
He cut down from foursomes and full orgies for propriety’s sake.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
There was no crime
Like any self respecting man, he just wanted to tell someone, everyone that he just nailed two chicks at the same time.
Only experience would have taught him to get the cops involved – therefore it would get in the paper, and now everyone on the interwebs knows of his conquest.
Bravo sir, bravo.
Greatest Video ever? Greatest video ever!
by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
False sir
This is:
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
RIP Big Man, damn, Imma miss you
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
BURN THE HERETIC
It kinda makes me sad that the last hit Clarence played on was a Lady Gaga song.
I aim to misbehave
If Bruce is the Boss, I f*cking quit.
There, I said it. Of course, I stole it from Dave Grohl. And Clarence playing sax for Lady Gaga is up there with “Highlander 2” on my list of Things That Never Happened Even Though They Did.
Fuck Dave Grohl
Riding Kurt Cobain’s coattails into a lifetime of generic rock does not make you a music critic.
Seconded
Dave Grohl sucks. The Foo Fighters are really shitty dad rock.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not much of a Foo Fighters fan,
but his joke about Bruce Springsteen made me laugh. I like some of Springsteen’s early stuff, but it was never really my cup of tea.
To each their own.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
.
A.J. is also making the dismissive wanking motion out of frame.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 3, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Dad rock?
/ hangs head
// checks Metamucil supply
/// owns nothing by the Foo Fighters; listening to The Current in office
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Dad rock in the sense that
It’s generic and really can’t offend any of your sensibilities. Which in itself makes it offensive.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
Dad rock all of a sudden ≠ Bruce Springsteen.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
They do pass you by you know
I love the liner notes for Glory Days
“The first verse actually happened. The second verse is sorta happening now. The 3rd verse happens to everyone eventually”
I aim to misbehave
Go ahead and quit then Dave
Bruce did more for music in one album than you’ve done in your career.
I aim to misbehave
Seconded
About the heretic thing. Bruce is probably the most “American” musician in existence. Me and my friend came to that conclusion after like a week of debate.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Ehhhh
I think Bruce is a much stronger songwriter and incorporated more styles of American music in his stuff. Also Mellencamp was a shill even when he was popular.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
It was Mellencamp that Bruce chose to play Born in the USA at his Kennedy Center Honors ceremony
Their styles are very similar, their message is almost exactly the same. Bruce is just better at it.
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Mellencamp's style is Born in the USA
Which I wouldn’t say is solely Bruce’s style but he seems to have stuck to that mostly since it came out and hasn’t change. And I will contend that their message is not the same at all, except, again, with Born in the USA stuff.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sell Outs.
/obscure or not?
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
JOHNNY QUEST, HE THINKS WE'RE WHAT?
Johnny Quest thinks we’re sell outs, sell outs…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 3, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course other Florida grads will get it,
but does anyone else?
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It has nothing to do with him selling a song to Chevy. Hell, Bruce gave WalMart exclusive rights to his latest greatest hits album.
It has to do with him selling THAT song to Chevy. If you listen to the song beyond the snippet in the commercial, it’s very much anti establishment in the same vein as “Born in the USA.” And now it will forever be associated with trucks.
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"And now it will forever be associated with trucks."
O RLY?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, when I hear "This Is Our Country"
I think of this place and LSUFreek.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
In contrast
Bruce told Reagan to fuck off when he tried to use Born in the USA as his campaign song.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Still my favorite example
of “Are you LISTENING to the fucking song??”
/heard at Little League World Series
//US vs Taiwain
///“They sent me off to a foreign land, to go and kill the yellow man…”
////headasplode
Another great example:
REM’s “The One I Love”.
“OH THIS IS OUR SONG” /swoon
//point and snicker
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Yet another horrid example
The Police “Every Breath You Take”
Stalker anthem? O YAIS
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
I shit you not
My best friend had “With or Without You” as the first dance at his wedding.
Many a “WTF?!” was given.
Too bad he's got a crappy voice and no vocal range.
He may be a talented songwriter, and he may channel American pathos.
But good Christ, is he one crappy, crappy vocalist.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Waits is an American treasure.
Bruce wishes he was half as talented as Tom Waits. (And I mean that as a compliment to Waits.)
His voice is part Louis Armstrong, part Cookie Monster.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
And all mid-1930s drunk-ass hobo
If you like Waits’s vocals (and I do) or Dylan’s, it’s pretty hard to turn around and bag on Springsteen’s inability to sing.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 3, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was in State College PA last week....
I’d never been to a place where the zip code was E-I-E-I-O before.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't and don't
But I’ve loved Billy Joel for six forevers – even albums like Storm Front – so I can’t get too judgemental.
I’ve just never found Springsteen that compelling.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This, so much this
and rec’d, because I like all three. You don’t have to have an operatic voice when you have a voice that fits the music you play so perfectly.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Don't get me wrong... I enjoy lots of Tom Waits stuff.
But not so much the songs where he’s banging on an oil drum with a wooden plank and screaming through a megaphone.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 3, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that's part of what made him great
He, despite never having a real job, comes off as a regular working class guy. The bad vocals plays into that.
I aim to misbehave
/lunchpail'd
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't get me wrong
But what it sounds like you’re saying is that he tricked you all… and his lack of vocal talent is part of the trick.
But people still think he’s OH GAWD TEH AWSUMZ.
People are crazy.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think it was a trick, at least not on a concious level.
I don’t think he set out to fool people into thinking he was an everyman. He started out writing about what he knew, (wanting to get the fuck out of New Jersey) and it turned out that a lot of those same ideas appealed to a much broader audience.
Now, I think he fully understands that he appeals to the working middle class and that’s who he writes for.
I aim to misbehave
I think wanting to get the fuck out of Jersey has universal appeal.
Just as Mellencamp was about wanting to get the fuck out of East Bumfuck, Indiana. But one’s an American troubadour, and the other’s a hack sellout.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm... not sure if serious
I think you’ll find me touting Mellencamp as nearly on Springsteen’s level just a few posts from here.
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Followed by your Monkees > Beatles argument I presume
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 3, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Never said that Mellencamp was better than Springsteen
Simply that they do the same thing, and appeal to the same audience. Bruce just does it better.
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What if I not only think the Monkees>Beatles but that...
Mellencamp>Springsteen? Would I get choked?
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 3, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
By "I" I mean "my friend" then.
None of them are really my thing.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 3, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What bothers me is that hardcore Springsteen fans are about as rational as collegiate DMB fans.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/grabs tire iron
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Springsteen
But like every other musical act ever, he won’t appeal to everyone.
DMB fans make me want to blot out the sun forever. LOLOL BRO I SMOKED A BOWL AND LISTENED TO DAVE BRO IT WAS A GAMECHANGER BRO
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
I never got "Dave". Apparently every I knew did. I can't stand DMB
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
His music still sucks and saxophones are for jazz not rock. Simple rule: If I hear
a horn, I turn that shit off.
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by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark Sandman agrees.
Well, he would if he weren’t dead.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
I like a couple Springsteen songs but as whole I'm not much of a fan. I like
Born to Run but there’s about a dozen instruments playing and it sounds like a marching band falling down the stairs.
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by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Aug 3, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
Perfect sums up my reaction
I swear to God, if he bad mouths Darkness on the Edge of Town, I’m gonna cut him.
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decent but nothing to get worked up about. I'm a blues rock guy
to the core. Springsteen just aint my thing.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Horns to me says Jazz not blues. Guitar and harmonica says Blues
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by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Considering the Stones basically invented "Blues Rock" as we know it
I’ll have to disagree.
I aim to misbehave
/right click
//save as
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I never really liked Springsteen
Then I went to a show, and now I heart him. I’ve seen pretty much anyone you can think of live, and that’s still the best concert ive ever seen.
It's all part of the process.
by TheBlackAttack on Aug 3, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Madre De Dios no. More like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbzlj3nf4E
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by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Why Bruce bothers me....
1.) He looks or seems like a super depressed person. Being this downtrodden from the earth guy for 30 years irks me.
2.) Every time I see him in concert on TV or whatever, there’s 64 people on stage and 9 guitar players. Can we cut it down to maybe like 6 people? Even less perhaps?
Sky rockets in flight.
by Eric Murtaugh on Aug 3, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
His band has 9 people
Two guitar players because Stevie sucks, but Bruce is loyal so instead of booting him they just hired Nils to do the heavy lifting.
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Just like every other touring band that ages
see: Rolling Stones, etc.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
The addition of horns to the songs on The Last Waltz
is what makes everything better.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
And the addition of Van Morrison
and turning off Robbie Robertson’s mic.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can't at least respect this
You can go right back to Russia.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
good stuff.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
auto rec
for exile era stones
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
This is the best jam off that movie
And I will fight you if you disagree.
Air kicks + air punches + horns + everything sparkly = winnar
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Me and my roommates used to watch Last Waltz and get torn up on cheap bourbon
And I’d be lying if I said refining our imitations of Van the Man’s kicking motion wasn’t a big part of our routine.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
If your adherence to this rule is strict enough to include 25 or 6 to 4,
then… I just…
/nathanfillion.gif
I'm staying the hell out of this one.
No one would take me seriously anyway (see signature).
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You and me both.
I figure they will just be like “yeah, but you’re chicks” and let it be.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, but you notice she and I didn't jump into the "i can't believe you listen to..." conversation right?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Refer to Queen HHT's signature line....
Of course she wouldn’t jump into that argument.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Who's a hipster?
This conversation is taking a decidedly McCarron-ish turn, which begs the question: who actually is a hipster?
(besides attractive young people wearing fashionable clothes and trying their best to get laid)
"attractive young people wearing fashionable clothes and trying their best to get laid"?
Damn, I was a hipster 30 years ago.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Then I was one 15-20 years ago.
Wait, I thought skinny jeans and the wearing of Chuck Taylors were a requirement? Hell, that makes me one NOW.
I think to be a TRUE hipster though, you have to be douchey. I have friends that have the music/dress habits of hipsters but aren’t douchebags about it.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree to douchey.
I would like to use my new word twatwaffle for them though.
People who try too hard to not be “popular” or “fit in”
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Then I give you this
href=“http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/” >
http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com
It’s as beautiful as the Map of Metal someone posted earlier
I was going for the "before it was lamestream thing"
But now that I think about it, I was somewhat douchey before I settled completely into my own skin.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Attractive?
Dear god, man, have you been to Wicker Park?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, doye
Most people aren’t attractive. It’s still just fashion, youth and music.
Young people have always been annoying about separating themselves from the mainstream (albeit fraudulently). Which is why the TV show “Dobie Gillis” made fun of the archetype 50 years ago.
MAYNARD G. KREBS!
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by thetennesseethumper on Aug 3, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got new glasses yesterday
And they look a lot like AJ McCarron’s. I also wear a lot of plaid.
Shit.
/turns up Portugal. The Man to drown the haterz out
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
Being a hipster is by definition undefinable
It’s all about creating trends and then moving on to a new one when the “lamestream” picks up on it.
I aim to misbehave
Apropos?
Hipster Drogo (thanks Spencer!!! from his retweet)
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT TRUE!
I’ve reversed my longstanding argument that white chicks have the worst taste in music. Their taste in music remains terrible; however, the guys who work out at my gym are worse.
/CRANKDAT3DOORSDOWNBRO
//GETTIN’MYGRUNTONTOALITTLELINKINPARK
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
The Rolling Stones would like a word.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 3, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, heroin, if it's from Keith Richards
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
I'm 90% sure I was at the concert this picture is from
If I’m not mistaken that picture is from May 2009, at the Xcel Center in St. Paul, MN. Bruce kept saying “Minneapolis/St. Paul” or “Twin Cities” and got booed more than once. St Paul citicizens don’t like to associate themselves with Minneapolis.
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Maybe, but Victor's definitely got the vector.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You win one internet. Mazel tov.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
They're showing Tim Tebow NFL highlights on TV right now
God, he is really, really awful at throwing a football.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not quite sure
what that means.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah
Thanks
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
"/>
Want
Lunch today is a salad again.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
BUT HEEZ A WINNAR!
im so sick of it. actually heard someone the other day utter this phrase
Tebow will prove everyone wrong, he has the same will to win and attitude that you may have heard about from another bronco QB, Mr. John Elway
the urge to punge him in his jugular was so strong, it took everything i had just to keep it at “Elway was also one of tho most complete QB’s based on skill and ability in league history you fucking dolt!”
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw a rant on Mile High Report about how everyone was bigoted against Tebow.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
fuck that.
when he was drafted, i tolerated it. i figured, sure, huge risk for the first round when a corner or DE is sorely needed, but we cant get much worse. i was intrigued a bit by his play late last year, but it seems he has regressed so far this year, and im just over it. ship him off and get what you can, pay orton his money, and be done with it. OR, ship orton off, play some combo of tebow/quinn(vomit) and play for the Luck Sweepstakes.
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
It was impressive considering the brevity. It made me want to jump in, despite sorta rooting for the guy/not caring much one way or the other about the Broncos
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Preventative action from similar minds
Keep in mind, Broncos front office people were disciples of Belichek…and if you were paying attention to the draft the Pats had traded their way, first, out of the First Round, and then were making their way back into the tail end of it. There was a school of thought that they were coming after Tebow. Brady isn’t exactly a ‘mobile’ quarterback so if your the Pats getting Tebow for third and short, and fourth and short situation (which Belichek loves to go for it in) makes sense.
i get that
but that only makes it more horrible. because the broncos were in a much different situation than the Pats, and if your mindset for basically throwing away a first round draft pic is “so they cant do it” then you shouldnt even have a job where yo uget to make those kinds of decisions.
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Wording
Not so much “so they can’t do it”…more like “If THEY see something worthy of a First Round pick…”
so youre saying that McD wasnt off the Belichek umbillical cord
if so, i agree.
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I Do
I’m with you…I was really liking the possible move from the Pats perspective. It just doesn’t make sense as a Broncos fan though. But he did sell tickets and merch….but way too high a price for them to pay.
well, it appears i can breathe a sigh of slight relief
Schefty just tweeted that the broncos will not be trading orton this season. which is fine by me. if it keeps a learning Tebow and a retarded Quinn on the sidelines, im for it.
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"What do you mean Neckbeard is starting?"
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 3, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
this seems like as good a place is any to ask this question
What is up with the tebow commercial where he says,“they said I couldn’t play division 1 football?” Who said that? He got recruited by Florida, played as a true freshman, and the fans wanted him to get more plays over the fifth year senior. Please shut up.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
I assume everyone is told that from time to time, because it usually turns out to be true.
But yes, please, shut up Mr. Tebow.
Drafting a QB in the 1st round is STUPID. It's like going all in hoping for a straight
flush on the river card in poker. It’s a low percentage play that will bust you out more often than not. Draft tackles, corners, wideouts, and pass-rushers in the 1st.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Jags look at your list of who to draft
compares to actual drafts from years passed.
/frowny face
/failed wideouts, tackles, safety, and pass-rushing ends
/only one of last 6 #1’s still with team, all but 2 are out of NFL.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
A Bama fan downplaying the importance of a QB... shocking
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Aug 3, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vikings draft tackle in first round.
Tackle is actually a balloon.
/McKinnie’d
by UGAVike on Aug 3, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Matt Millen agrees
drafting wide receivers in the first round is excellent strategy!
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
While QBs do bust..
So does every other position. With the new rookie wage scale, you would be stupid NOT to pick QBs with the chance they could be the franchise for 10 years. Yes, not everyone is Peyton Manning but for the one that is, he is multiple times more valuable than any other position.
I will admit the wage scale changes things. My post was in reference to Tebow
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by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still waiting to see how the new CBA changes the draft process. You are
right though. It looks like high draft picks are going to be less of a liability if they don’t pan out
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by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Super Bowl winning QBs, last 6 years
2011: Rodgers (1st)
2010: Brees (1st pick in 2nd)
2009: BRoeth (1st)
2008: Manning the Lesser (1st)
2007: Manning the Greater (1st)
2006: BRoeth (1st)
Last year’s playoff teams had 8 QBs taken in the first round. If you want an elite QB, you pretty much have to draft him high or else you really are making a low-percentage play.
by ElRocco337 on Aug 3, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brady doesn't count people.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Hence why I cut the list off at 2006
I learned how to manipulate sample sizes from statistics classes. I paid attention!
Even if you throw him in, it doesn’t change things much. Very few of the late round/undrafted picks have hit compared to the ones teams have taken- Warner, Brady, Matt Hasselbeck, I suppose Delhomme if you’re generous. The idea of finding a QB late is somewhat of an anomaly
Hey, the second-greatest QB in Chiefs history was a 12th-rounder!
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
And the best QB?
Assuming we’re using the same list, he was a 1st round pick. Of the Steelers, but a 1st round pick.
Naturally.
Of course, the current Chiefs QB was a 7th rounder, and he’s doing okay.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I think last year was the ceiling with Cassel at QB.
Obviously I could be incredibly wrong, but I don’t see him as anything more than a “you can win 10-11 games with a soft schedule” QB.
How many other QB's were taken in the 1st round that busted out. You need
a good QB to win in the NFL but the odds of drafting one is pretty low. Acquire one in free agency (like Brees). I would also submit that Eli’s presence was inconsequential to the Giants winning the Super Bowl. It had much more to do with the NY defense than anything else.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, there are 1st round busts
How many QBs taken in rounds 4-7 make it, when compared to how many are drafted?
This article is old. However, it gives you an idea at least as of 2006 how hard it is to find good QBs after the first round. They re-ran the article in 2007 but the graphs don’t load.
Brees, BTW, was a 2nd round pick only available a) because the Chargers drafted his replacement, and b) Brees wrecked his shoulder. How many other elite QBs have hit the market recently?
BRITTFARR!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for correct vernacular
I’m sure Brent and I will find our way back together, but I’m just not ready.
I aim to misbehave
Rodgers will get his 7th concussion of the season
The Pack will need a QB. A hero will lay down his plow and emerge…
Flynn looked pretty good in his only start against the Patriots
If we lose Rodgers for an extended period, we’re screwed, but if we lose him for a game or two, we’ll be fine.
I aim to misbehave
I was going for the Cincinattus image
Though you know that if a QB on a contending team gets hurt in pre-season what the first name will be mentioned from announcers/Mike Lombardi as a replacement.
Not this shit again
He fucking played amazing during those playoffs, the Giants did not win in spite of him.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well
It was more like highlighting how he throws the ball at a tight ends feet five yards away. And lofts every ball. And can’t throw a spiral. And lobs everything. And throws behind people.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't the Broncos try the jump pass with him?
by softbatch on Aug 3, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
RAEG
josh mcdaniels was the WORST hire in history. i picture him as the neighborhood kid who is pissed everyone around him gets more stuff and has more fun, and so he weasels his way in to their group, ruins everything, then runs back to his house. fucking shitbag
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
to be fair though, the raiders hiring Derp
isnt much of a surprise. the broncos went from Shannahan to WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HES 17
I AM THE REAL JC001
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 3, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
No
But I do believe Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Up yours, JoBu
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Stay away from my rum, cigars, and chicken then.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Not just acceptable, but encouraged.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Any lawyers here familiar with Chapter 13 laws?
I need help… bad. Tenant filed Chapter 13 in what was an attempt I am assuming to prevent me from getting them evicted. They listed in the paperwork they want to maintain the lease, which means they don’t want to get out.
What in the hell do I have to do now to get them out? File for a stay on the Chap. 13 to get them out?
Wait for him to go to work.
And put all his shit on the curb on trash day, (that’s what my Dad did with his bum renter).
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 3, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Spiders or snakes usually work.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 3, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
From my father's experience with college rental homes
You’re screwed
by the dude from creed on Aug 3, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
The problem is that I already filed the eviction paperwork
And then got a notice in the mail that their paperwork was filed three days prior. This supercedes mine and puts a stop on all legal matters, putting me in an indefinite holding pattern. And pisses away my $221 I spent on filing the eviction.
by El Kabong!!! on Aug 3, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
It's funny because we actually had this same thing happen (well, almost)
Ended up selling the house after 3 months of an ongoing battle, not sure how the new owner solved the puzzle
by the dude from creed on Aug 3, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Turn off the AC.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I won't take bankruptcy for another year
But I think you might be SOL. Find a bankruptcy attorney. They’ll be experienced enough that they can give you a cheap opinion because it won’t take much research.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Does this seem like a high amount of deaths this year to anyone? (HS Football)
http://deadspin.com/5827289/the-preventable-annual-tradition-of-high-school-football-deaths
I only recall hearing of 2-3 a year.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
It's the internets
I don’t really believe there are more deaths now than back in the ’50s and 60s when men were men (who dropped dead due to thirst/exhaustion/salt-peter-toxicosis) coached by men (who took what amounted to babysitting a bunch of kids way too seriously).
14 people have died at Yosemite National Park this year
I think that’s more astonishing.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 3, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to be insensitive
But it’s rare for those deaths not to involve gross stupidity. I like to backpack in mountainous regions (or what pass in the East for mountains), which means people falling and dying every year. Every ranger I’ve talked to has attributed every death to stupidity on the part of the dead person (or, sadly, if the dead person is a child, on the parents).
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
I hiked some of the trails around Half-Dome....
and fully 75% of the people hiking around me scared me to death. They were as likely to kill me as themselves from their stupidity.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
That is some creative spin
“Yosemite usually sees 5 or 6 deaths by July” followed by “The park does not have data from before 2008”
So this is the highest it’s been in 4 years. Hardly statistically relevant.
I aim to misbehave
Need some help from the Hivemind
A few months back I saw a site that was done in Flash and was a huge map of all the genres and sub-genres of rock & roll. It even included music that was representative of each genre. Can’t find a link with the googles – does anyone have a link handy?
That's IT!
Thank you much! I sadly had misrecalled that it was of all rock and not just metal. Will have to figure out another way to prove to the youngster in my office that George Thorogood should fall under the “Classic Rock” label.
Not classic rock - it's blues rock; or just blues, depending on perspective.
I’ve heard hair metal on “classic rock” recently.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Same with Pearl Jam.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Get used to it, youngster....
20 years on everything you loved as a kid is ‘classic’
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 3, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And that's the definition of classic rock.
Anything that was awesome 20-30 years ago.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
THEN WHERE'S MY BLACK FLAG ON THE RADIO
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 3, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ask AJ McCarron
he was listening to it years ago.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well . . .
Email Barb Abney at The Current, and ask her to play it during this week’s “Tonal Recall” show (Friday lunchtime in the Central time zone). I bet she can get that done for you.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 3, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/ pours out a beverage for the late, lamented WOXY
// thanks COTG that Barb found an equally cool landing spot
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I want WOXY back.
I remember being a little kid and my dad turning it on and saying, “See, this is real music. Don’t let that NSYNC and Backstreet Boys crap you’re hearing at school poison your mind.”
Revised
Anything that wasn’t “pop”, but was popular 20 years ago.
Black Flag was not, shall we say, shooting up the charts, any more than Body Count was.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen both live
/hipster’d
//actually has seen both, more than once each
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 3, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW, I'm listening to the Jesus & Mary Chain on my radio right now
You just need to find some different radio.
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/radio/services/the_current/playlist/playlist.php
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Somewhere, I'm sure . . .
. . . there is now a classic rap format.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It's with the classic R&B,.
Seriously. I listen to it.
/no one is surprised
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
What is now classic R&B?
Keith Sweat? Tevin Campbell? Bobby Brown?
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Starting too, yes.
Mixed in with more 70s sounding I can’t remember the sirius station, but there’s a classic rap one.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't Bobby Brown and Instant Classic?
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 3, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that just like ....
your perogative, man.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The rock station in Blacksburg, when they're not playing threeve commercials for garbage west virginia strip clubs, has a little "retro lunch" hour feature
What is “retro” these days? Post-grunge, apparently.
Just "Blues"?
I have to disagree. I can’t seriously include him in the same conversation as Robert Johnson, John Lee Hooker, Taj Mahal, etc. Stevie Ray Vaugh is blues – George Thorogood is Blues Rock at the most. To call him blues would be like calling Train a Metal band.
George Thorogood and Stevie Ray Vaughn do the same thing and appeal to the same audience
SRV just does it better. This is a pet peeve of mine. Just because one artist is better than another doesn’t put them in a whole different genre.
I aim to misbehave
Disagree as well
They are different. Unless you’re making very broad genre’s, then yeah they’d be the same if you did a catch all “they are kinda bluesish, kinda rockish.”
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 3, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
George Thorogood is not blues
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
You may think that, but his playlist most definitely is.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
There's some truth to that
but I don’t think that makes it blues. Cream used to do spoonful, sitting on top of the world, crosswords, etc. – those are all blues tunes, but Cream are definitely rock and not blues. Blues influenced certainly, but still different to me. I’m not bagging on Thorogood, I think he’s ok. I would call it rock and roll.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
I'll allow it.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
Maybe I'm just a confused, lost soul,
but what—exactly—makes Led Zeppelin “hard rock” and not “heavy metal”?
I’d always considered Immigrant Song and War Pigs numbers 1 and 2 on the “songs that define heavy metal” list.
that seems pretty metal to me.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Everyone knows that Jethro Tull is the gold standard.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/flutesolo
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Zeppelin had more of a Blues bent
Than your proto-metal bands like Sabbath.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 3, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OT: The kinkiest city in America
Is in Indiana, according to this study. I’ll let someone funnier make the obligatory ranch joke.
I have driven through Roselawn many, many times.
The positions that Hoverrounds require make the Kama Sutra look tame.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that prison you went to around those parts?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 3, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Not quite.
That was actually near Charlottesville. There are some prisons in VA near the WV border- the Supermax facility at Wallens Ridge is there. Never want to visit ever.
Yep.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The Kinky States of America Map
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
What's up with that streak up by Tulsa?
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 3, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Chloe Denmark?
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
HEY! I called myself out!
I don’t need y’alls help with that.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
See LoneStarHoosier's comment below.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
I interpreted it not so much as "ambiguous" as "vanilla"
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It includes Bartlesville.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to mention northeast Iowa.
Quad Cities IN DA HIZZOUSE!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
This accords with an ex-girlfriend of mine who current lives in Cedar Rapids.
I have a somewhat broader than normal sense of tolerance. She tested my commitment to it in a good way, and eventually expanded it.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 3, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hometown area gots kinky women.
Columbus, GA gots kinky Women.
Everywhere else I’ve lived, kinkier men or NO kink. hmmmm
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, what's up with Lubbock women?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Biggest shock about this map
Utah doesn’t have a lock on the missionary position.
Whodathunkit?
Notice that dark hole on the Souf Kahlina coast?
That’s where I live.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Hmmm, the ladies of Indianapolis...
/thinks of circle of friends
//not surprised in the slightest
///tries to think of all the “RANCH” jokes that will follow this comment
////stops after 1000
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this by congressional district for anyone else?
Cause boy, Mississippi is TOTALLY by district. Making Gregg Harper’s district totally NOT a surprise (most non-kinky men I’ve ever met).
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The map was generated by zip code
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Pun bonus point!
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Only for those ZIP codes
That bother wearing pants.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 3, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
* Crickets *
And rec’d.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait a minute...CRAP.
I misinterpreted. So the darker is the less kinky and the brighter is more kinky? Which makes Gregg Harper’s district a FREAK fest.
Hmm, that district includes Mississippi State. Hmmmmm…
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 3, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
And gender accounts for part of the blend....
Freaky men are blue, freaky women are pink. If both have a high level of Kink the resultant color would be purple.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
This kind of graphic bugs me, because all those blues look the same to me
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Color blind here.
Can someone tell me WTF south LA is? Not that it matters. Much.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
South LA in the east looks like....
moderately kinky women (5 on a 1-10 scale) and the west looks background level non-kinky.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
Needs more context
Is the answering-a-survey freekery, or convicted-of freekery?
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
See El Rocco 337's link above the map
Then bore down through the first article to the map article. Basically, the map maker evaluated adjectives used by people of ‘dating’ sites like Match.com and AdultFriendFinder.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
More Context
Kinky States of America Map Source Code
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Nope, just the fattest (some of)
really big pic for easier reading
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
#12 huh?
We got work to do boys!
/grabs another handful of M&Ms
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
"Stan Parrish should not coach the footballs ever for any reason anywhere ever."
I’ve been TRYING to TELL everyone this for TWENTY FUCKING YEARS now.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Damn you job market!
Damn you to hell.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
/grovels for unpaid internship
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 3, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
wha happan?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing horrible.
I just graduated magna cum laude from law school (4 years of night classes while employed as a mechanical engineer) and I can’t find a legal-ish job. It’s not tragic or anything, but I want to put engineering behind me and find a firm job down south which will serve another purpose of getting my & the Mrs the hell out of CT.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Ahhhhh. That.
Maybe you should start mid-south or more west and move more towards south later?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I shouldn't complain.
I have a job that pays well, but it’s not in my desired field or location.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
This is America.
You should always complain.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Always easier to find a job when you have one.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Employers don't like to hire unemployed people.
Kinda like how women go after men who are already taken.
NEEDZ MOAR XP.
But how do I get experience if no one will hire me because I don’t have enough experience?
…
NEEDZ MOAR XP.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Fixed that for ya.
Walk in circles fighting random monsters documents for 2-5 years
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The Chinese win again.
They get paid to grind XP.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Ginuwine spends all your monies
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Riding his pony?
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
A wild ARREST REPORT appeared!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
ACS uses INDUSTRIAL SHREDDER
ARREST REPORT dodges
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ARREST REPORT used POLICE WRITING
ACS is confused!
ACS hurt himself in his confusion!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
COFFEE is DECAF
ACS is confused!
ACS hurts allies in his confusion!
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
or do a tour in the military like I did.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
A wise plan
If you can avoid the inconveience of dying.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Living on an aircraft carrier was safer in some senses....
than living in any large metropolitan area. And definitely better than living anywhere around the Norfolk Naval Base.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
C'mon, now. It could have been worse.
Could have been Hampton or Newport News.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Vick. Marcus Vick. Allen Iverson.
Newport News and Hampton’s finest cats, there.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I see that Final Fantasy has jumped subthreads.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
SANITIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
/Actually owns FFX-2
//Quickest I’ve ever given up on a game.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Missed the Thunder Plains, did you?
push button (1)
push button (2)
…..
…..
push button (172)
push button (173)
push button (174)
push button too soon, is struck by lightning
/ARGHRAEGthrowcontrollerthroughTV
But at least FFX’s Blitzball was enjoyable, unlike X-2.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Did you forget to press the pound key?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 3, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
To get one of the character's Ultimate Weapons
you have to dodge lightning 200 times in a row. That was me getting to 174 before fucking it up. Needless to say I stopped playing for awhile after that.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Employers dont like to hire people.
from America.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
or IN America in a lot of cases
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
All hail the "lateral transfer".
“We’ll evaluate your pay next cycle”
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 3, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
As a scared-out-of-my-wits 2L, may I ask...
which law school?
Condolences. If only you were a minority.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Quinnipiac.
Do you have an internship right now?
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Just finished interning with the District Attorney
I’m at LSU law. I took leave of my senses, gave up a career in finance, and decided to go to law school.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That's good.
I went through law school working my normal engineering job year-round so I didn’t have a chance to do any internships.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
I feel your pain brother
I was lucky enough to score a job at a firm this summer, but I do not want to work here after I graduate. I wants to be farther south, probably the same areas you’re looking. Eep. I am scared.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Scared law students are scared.
/cries
//hands over tuition
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
/hugs stuffed document production key
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This was not a good choice in terms of money, or really on any other index that I can think of.
Unless your career in finance was being a teller at your local supermarket bank branch.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 3, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I AM AWARE!!!
/wrists
but for serious, I am an older gentleman with some money saved and I would rather do something I enjoy for less money than be a corporate slave for eternity.
At least that was my reasoning at the time.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 3, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, technically he is.
Just read the other day that of the class of 2010, one year after their bar exam on, only 31% couldn’t find a job requiring a law degree (note: not bar passage, a law degree). So, there’s over a two in three chance that a year after law school, new grads will have some sort of legal job.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 3, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
A local solo attorney posted an ad for a part-time clerk position at his office on our school job board yesterday.
Student must be:
Top 25% of class
On law review
Must supply a writing sample.
Must supply copy of driver’s license.
WTF???
Wishful thinking. Or hoping someone with those credentials doesn't want to go BIG Law
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Must supply copy of DL?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 3, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Connecticut...
/shudders
Good luck man.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 3, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
There's always temping.
Here, you’ll need this:
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you get that from Joey C.?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Alas, no.
Google images. If I have somehow selected a cool gun, it’s completely by accident.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 3, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You have. I own one just like it. Keep it by the bedside for when times like when the married woman tells her husband where I live
I aim to misbehave
Property issue has not been worked out, and may not be. I just don't think I can come up with another 30 grand
Renovation is nearing completion.
I aim to misbehave
EDSBS Hunting Lodge and He-Man No Ladies Allowed Fun Land?
I’ll take a half acre.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
No Ladies Allowed? Pass -
Chloe, Alli, Queen HHT, IE, and others not coming to mind right now are too cool to exclude
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Perhaps I should have said No Wives instead?
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
And Tcoan/LC
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
She changed to 'Lady Commenter' IIRC
It was in reference to a post about no woman posting here.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't remember seeing that name, either.
But it’s not one that would have necessarily caught my eye.
Can't win today?
Can’t. Win. Today.
/snuggles his bonus check from two days ago
//raspberry
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate you.
Come to sa?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
People with corner offices are still discussing
It costs them moneyz to send me out there and they can’t agree on who is paying for my plane/hotel/etc and from which projects budget it will be pulled.
They’ll argue for 5 hours and eventually decide to pull it from the big ‘training’ budget and split it down the middle (like last time). /sigh
I’ll keep you abreast of the happenings.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I did.
It’s a fun word.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Tell them you don't need hotel.
I knows plenty people you stay with here for the cheaps.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 3, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no, no,
The problem is that I don’t want crazy people I don’t know driving through my land
I aim to misbehave
I mean, I'll introduce myself formally.
It’s the other part I can’t guarantee.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 3, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Won't drive through
We’ll set up camp in the driveway.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 3, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't think of it.
Jeeves operates the auto-gyro for me, of course.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You!
The Cards-Brewers game has gone full HAM
5-4 Brewers after 3. Casey McGehee has 2 HRS, Furcal has a HR, and Corey Patterson has a double. I guess it’s “underacheiving/bad hitters breakout day”
I aim to misbehave
Home Run, Furcal?? SS originally from the Braves???
Who never ever hit over .240 when he was there????
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
/berkman'd
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
He has actually been really good as a Dodger
But he got hurt and hasn’t played much this year. So that combined with the fact that Dodgers are broke, means he got traded to the Cardinals.
Also, Edwin Jackson, who up until last week was a pitcher in the AL has two hits. I told you it was a good day to be a shitty hitter.
I aim to misbehave
I assume he knows the way to the Jack in the Box in Litchfield by heart.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I would like to pick up a 1911
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Get an STI. You will not be disappointed. I may buy one for myself as a back from SWA present
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 3, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
They are fun.
I don’t much like Colt’s, and I can’t stand wrap-around grips like the ones in the pic above, but it’s hard to go wrong with a 1911. $500 will get you started, and another $Texas to customize it however you like, up to an including hot pink Hello Kitty pearlite grips. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Florida's new practice field only strengthens the resemblance between the program and Cool Hand Luke.
“How about we do a complex set of routes that should pop Jeff Demps free on the wheel up the left sideline, coach?”
“What we have here is a failure to communicate. Run the fade yet again.”
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
If only Dread Pirate Leach was the Gator Coach
Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box.
by sullivan013 on Aug 3, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also - re: the UF weightroom photo
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain’t gonna need no third set, ’cause you gonna get your mind right.
18 hours of CoD per day?
If he had been playing DotA instead back in the day, he would’ve been a perfect fit for my elite band of Internet crunchlords.
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