BLOGPOLL BALLOT: STUPID PRESEASON EDITION
by Spencer Hall on Aug 29, 2011 2:43 PM EDT
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PrintThe Blogpoll returns, and with it our very stupid and arbitrary ballots. Don't be outraged. Polls are stupid. Notes and enthusiastic non-defenses of arbitrary choices made using total guesswork follow.
EDSBS Ballot - Week 1
| Rank | Team | Delta |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oregon Ducks | -- |
| 2 | Oklahoma Sooners | -- |
| 3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -- |
| 4 | Stanford Cardinal | -- |
| 5 | TCU Horned Frogs | -- |
| 6 | Boise St. Broncos | -- |
| 7 | Wisconsin Badgers | -- |
| 8 | Arkansas Razorbacks | -- |
| 9 | South Carolina Gamecocks | -- |
| 10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -- |
| 11 | Florida St. Seminoles | -- |
| 12 | LSU Tigers | -- |
| 13 | Oklahoma St. Cowboys | -- |
| 14 | Mississippi St. Bulldogs | -- |
| 15 | Missouri Tigers | -- |
| 16 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | -- |
| 17 | Michigan St. Spartans | -- |
| 18 | Auburn Tigers | -- |
| 19 | Arizona St. Sun Devils | -- |
| 20 | Penn St. Nittany Lions | -- |
| 21 | Clemson Tigers | -- |
| 22 | Ohio St. Buckeyes | -- |
| 23 | Virginia Tech Hokies | -- |
| 24 | Florida Gators | -- |
| 25 | Georgia Bulldogs | -- |
SB Nation BlogPoll College Football Top 25 Rankings "
1. Screw y'all. You wanna pull hackneyed poll tricks? We'll pull one: shocking the world by putting last year's second best team in the number one slot, because we're so retro like that. If you are offended by this you are very stupid and looking to be offended by something anyway. That stop sign can't tell me what to do! Thinkin' I'm a damn schoolchild and whatnot AHHHHHH I AM BEING BLINDSIDED BY A SPEEDING SEMI-TRAILER--
2. Oklahoma Sooners. The Bob Stoops Suite is the two spot forever in preseason polls.
3. Like there's any shame in being skeptical of a new starter at QB and saying that losing Mark Ingram and Julio Jones might matter somewhat, and that you'll only be slightly awesome to start the year in an imaginary football season we just played out in our head.
4. New record for blind guessing? New record for blind guessing, as we start at the four spot. Translation: um yeah Andrew Luck and do everything you did in 2010 and don't screw up things West Coast Larry Coker, okay?
5. Pretty much a discount Alabama with a spread offense, or a slightly less hot Nick Saban team in a pushup bra.
6. Just putting them up here to make Georgia look acceptable in loss, or really good in victory. #NEVERSTOPHOMERING #SEC
7. When going grocery shopping, you always just grab eggs, and when you're polling you always sort of slap Wisconsin somewhere between the 7 and the 13 spot. Our refrigerator is full of Russell Wilsons, dammit. STOP BUYING WISCONSINS HONEY WE HAVE ENOUGH AND OUR FRIDGE IS SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW.
8. Another blind guess based on shiny offense and tennis defense. The SEC West is going to be a Mexican standoff, and Ole Miss is going to bring a dynamite vest to the party. Houston Nutt's fun like that.
9. It's no crazier than having them at one, and all criticisms may be answered with "ENTER STEPHEN GARCIA, QUARTERBACK AND VIVANT."
10. [Warrant expires upon loss to USF]
11. They're good. Could be really good. Kinda makes us want to die. Moving on.
12. [eats grass] [trips balls] [is same team no matter who's coaching] [will somehow still win ten games and blow two in fashion so spectacular you wonder whether you're hallucinating] [and you are because it is Les Miles football and is a powerful hallucinogen]
13. Shootout artists standard cruising speed: somewhere around #13. A "Todd Monken out of nowhere" frightens and confuses us, as does no Kendall Hunter.
14. Wanted to put them at like six, but we are stupid and know this. (See SARK WEEK 2010)
15. Did you know they play Arizona State on September 9th? Do you know how many polite Mizzou fans are going to be shot with flare guns in the stands at Tempe?
16. Nebraska Cornhuskers. We hope you win the Big Ten in a breeze. Having no offensive ambition whatsoever is a start towards doing this if recent history is any indication of effective strategy in this conference.
17. Michigan State Spartans. Bowl games have nothing to do with a team's absolute value BUT OH GOD ALABAMA WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO KIRK COUSINS IT IS STILL SINGED IN MY BRAIN.
18. Hater.
19. Really just a proxy vote for Team Burfict.
20. Really just a vote for cheap, tasty ice cream.
21. HEY HEY GUYS THINKING CHAD MORRIS WILL HAVE QUITE AN AFFECT LIKE SHOOTING AEROSOL KETAMINE STRAIGHT INTO YOUR EYES.
22. This is just a straight misery pick here based on a team we hate watching most of the time. Honesty: it's a policy, and an excuse to rank Ohio State at 22. They're probably better than this, but we're not, so 22 it is.
23. See 22. (We're more affectionate to the Hokies, but seriously Tyrod Taylor held that offense together with nothing but his nuts and fast-twitch reflexes last year, and we're back to quarterbacks who should be named "Don Glennon" just on similarity alone. Polls are stupid things, and preseason polls are really stupid things.)
24. This is optimism.
25. So is this.
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It was the Ole Miss guys
who I don’t think realize that Dixie State is in… Utah.
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Nope.
It was the FSU dude (hey Bud!) and I could not tell you why.
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Then there's something wrong with the BlogPoll linking matrix
’cause I checked that shit out as soon as I saw it, and the path led straight to Ole Miss…
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Red Cup Rebellion says one from FSU
And one from a Boston College blog. Hey, northern bros, Ole Miss and Mississippi State are not the same thing!
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by allicolls on Aug 29, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it *is* funny though that RCR put Dixie State and yet excluded MSU & UM
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 29, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It took me all this time to figure out what the heck you were talking about.
“Dixie State Rebels” is not code for Ole Miss. It’s an actual D-II school in Utah, and RCR voted for them at #25.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OHHHHH
Sorry, I had a confused.
Is it sad that I think that’s no less ridiculous than ranking the Ole Miss Rebels at #25?
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by allicolls on Aug 29, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No.
Although I can’t fathom why they didn’t actually use that #25 vote on DELTA State.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fighting Okra woooo!
And I think that’s the 2nd Fighting Okra mention of the day. That fills the quota for the year.
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by allicolls on Aug 29, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There can never be enough Fighting Okra mentions.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
NuKeese says, Hi.
Then gets kicked off team.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Florida is fun you watch you say?
TIME TO DIVE!
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Aug 29, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dive?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
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by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
queen soundtrack auto rec
/flash
/ahhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 29, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Because this is fun to watch every weekend?
¡Viva La Revolución!
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by ecuamerican on Aug 29, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
lolwut... ECU?
Oh because you think my screenname is ECUamerican you think it’s for ECU. Well you are just one hell of a Sherlock!
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tOSU going with a 2QB system there?
Luke, your job will not long be with you.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 29, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As long as minimal amounts of Joe Bauserman are involved
Fickell will keep his job. I’m saying he keeps it no matter what, but ya know.
Just heard Luke say he's not opposed to using both Joe & Braxton.
Kinda “ewww” on that idea.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 29, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Bauserman = incompetant Stan Jackson without the experience
But Braxton Miller is such an unproven commodity, there is no Joe Germaine to bail him out in the 2nd half.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I keep saying
Ken Guiton is our best option, but no one will listen to me. Good Lord, he was by far the best QB in the spring game.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why he hasn't transferred is beyond me.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 29, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't get it either.
He hasn’t gotten a fair shot.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
its because you are from ecuador, right?
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I did until the Navy, Rice and SMU games.
Then I got very very very drunk and angry.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can tell.
It stings when you let a 200 pound white guy run for like 150 yards.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FIFY
6’8" 290 lb WR’s are teh awesome.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's no wide receiver. That's a space station.
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by Mango Stasi on Aug 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
he pulls passes in with his tractor beam
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 29, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please, no!
Garrett Gilbert is peaceful, he has no weapons at all!
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's what you get for trying to tell us
that the rebel base is in Ames.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We figured him out immediately.
Nothing is in Ames.
by Erik T on Aug 29, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He has the accuracy of a stormtrooper.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep. If you are willing to fake it, you just have to fake the whole subject line.
Click on that, see what happens.
PFFFFFT
TCU’s punter is 6-4 280
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope we don't lose our rep as Luke Fickell uses the accelorator instead of the brakes this year
We recruited and gave a scholly to a longsnapper (Bryce Haynes, Cumming GA) for cryin’ out loud! We take punting seriously. But if we run up the score we won’t see the majesty of a well executed long snap. I miss Tress already.
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by Crabapple Buck on Aug 29, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't know Kool-Aid came in silver.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's called mercury.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
It explains so, so much.
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There is an elaborate
mercury poisoning → mad hatter → corn dogs
chain here but I don’t want to ride it out because, like phrenology, it probably ends with nazis.
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 29, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And like everything else tOSU these days...
… it’s in retrograde.
I love green because money be green.
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Oregon got retro-graded pretty good back in 2009.
Yeah, I got nothin’.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your instincts said to bring up a painful loss for your adversary when confronted.
And for that, you must be lauded.
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by Joey C. on Aug 30, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
People actually miss Tressel?
This is a thing?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure if serious...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Sure.
He won us a national championship and beat the unholy hell out of Michigan every year. He also fucked up the program.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd figure that last sentence would hold more weight.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean,
with what happened, surely that puts a huge black mark on everything OSU did in the last decade. Not to mention he’s responsible for them having to wipe out an entire season from the record books. Am I wrong?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe to outside viewers
But to the typical Columbus resident/OSU student/alum/sidewalk fan, it’s HATERRRZZZZZZZZ, not Jim Tressel, who put the black mark on the program.
THis just seems bizarre to me
Maybe I’m not remembering clearly, but I swear OSU’s entire goal with getting the NCAA to not destroy them was to prove as much as they possibly could that everything that went wrong was Tressel’s fault, and now that he’s gone, the program is fine and compliant and all that good stuff. So if the man who was proven to be the reason everything went to shit is now gone, and OSU is forced to rebuild (sort of?) because of everything he ruined, why is he not hated?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Cause to everyone around here
it still happened, and F U NCAA and OSU athletic director and compliance department. Gene Smith is the target of a lot more venom than Tressel ever will be.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But if OSU lost the national championship game to Auburn last year
and it turned out that Cam really did get paid, OSU fans would certainly by no means whatsoever claim that they were national champions or anything.
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Meh. I get the Gene Smith hatred for sure
but I’d at least feel resentment toward Tressel. I mean, you KNOW for the next several years, anytime you meet someone and talk about OSU football, they’re just going to throw it all in your face.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I've accepted that.
It’s pretty easy just to point to the threeve consecutive Big Ten championships and go all Subcommandante Wayne if necessary.
Not for me. Clarett has recanted his lies
And JT made the mistake of covering up what was essentially a petty offense that wasn’t even against the NCAA rules until 2005.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 29, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, you get goofier and goofier every week.
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Apparently your reading comprehension sucks
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 29, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
OOOH
SOMEONE JUST GOT THEYSELVES TOLD.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't understand. What does he mean?
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May I suggest a reply fail
originally intended for Erik T and his quality trolling of haphazard phrasing?
No, my reading comprehension is fine.
I didn’t go to school in Ohio.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Droppin' bombs all up in this pizzeace.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
by Big Grizz on Aug 29, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ACS has fire.
I have ordnance.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahem.
Troll all you want, but don’t expect us collateral damage civilians not to fire back at your Manhattan ass.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Would it help if I said
“Oh, Miami’s not in Ohio, it’s in Indiana”?
…no, I suppose that would just make things worse, wouldn’t it?
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Yes. Yes, I did.
Of course, that was back before they tried to teach Kansans that dinosaurs didn’t exist.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, I forgot Kansas is known as the center of intelligence
isn’t that where they have debates over evolution and home of the military funeral protestors?
And Ron Prince
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by Crabapple Buck on Aug 29, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew Prince was a political mistake!
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, so snappy.
None of this changes the fact that your continued delusional HATERZZ defense is getting more and more tortured every week.
Y’all fucking cheated. Get over it.
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I DON'T NEED FACTS
I HAVE MY OPINION AND MY OPINION IS THAT THE NCAA IS JUST HATERRZZ.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What we really need are some Miller Lite Cold. Hard. Facts.
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by Big Grizz on Aug 29, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coors Light.
I really screwed the pooch on that one.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
AND ESPN TOO THEY'RE JUST OUT TO GET US
ALONG WITH THAT FAKE ASS BUCKEYE
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Having 3 reporters snoop around Columbus looking for scraps
after Yahoo and SI already broke the story does not reflect well on ESPN – you agree?
Of course I do.
Now shhh, you’re slowin’ my roll.
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Though, to be fair, they are probably not out to get "US"
they are out to get a story with ratings, and people like schadenfreude.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was Yahoo *really* on the story?
Their A team was in Miami blowing da U the fuck up. The ESPN guys are clowns, but if you find out that Charles Robinson’s next assignment involves one of those corporate relocation apartments in Columbus, you should prepare your anus.
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by DevilGrad on Aug 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is this admissible as facts?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
Solid video evidence.
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're a semi regular commenter on here
Or at least I’ve seen you repeatedly before. You should know by now that political topics and other types of topics are not allowed on here. Seriously.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You could say similar things about Woody and OSU fans still love him
Tressel was at best negligent and at worst a dirty rotten cheater but he never physically assaulted anyone.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well, now wait a minute.
He punched a CLEMSON player. Doesn’t that make him a patron saint?
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is a some kind of film showing
about Woody.
The Woody Hayes love…not gonna lie…nobody shoot me…but it really creeps me the hell out.
There's a couple really amusing quotes by Woody that I like
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, a good number of the Buckeye fans I know loathe him save for the fact that he won.
Mostly due the fact that he’s the archetypical borderline psychotic win at all costs gym coach type. Also for spidery reasons.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Aug 29, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same thing as IU fans
and Bob Knight, I’m guessing.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/throws more chairs
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes sense given Woody's influence on Knight
Also, they both coached during the height of the whole baby boomer counterculture thing and pretty much represented the antithesis of that whole line of thinking.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Aug 29, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was Fucking Clemson before Fucking Clemson was cool
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by Crabapple Buck on Aug 29, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Kinda seems the other way around
That was back in the day when Clemson was doing the fucking.
///sniffs, misses Danny Ford.
Fuck Clemson
Eat Shit and Die Sakerlina
This picture is a poor example of the point you're trying to make
Ohio State never HAD to punt against us – surely this was just for practice’s sake. I don’t remember them punting that whole game. You sure this wasn’t a PAT?
twenty fucking three!
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by Herb Schmegmawitz on Aug 29, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Along about week 4 you're gonna be sorry.....
You weren’t on the Viking Ship from the beginning.
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We think you know that we will be all too happy to slap WVU at Number 5 after beating lowly Marshall.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Aug 29, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't looking for anything that high....
Ohio State’s place at 22 would have been just fine.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 29, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Not after you lose to Baylor, no.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If it's any consolation, little brother....
I root for your guys every other week but the Friends of Coal Bowl week.
Who the hell came up with that crappy name?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 29, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It was....
and don’t call me Shirley.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 29, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Airplane insta-rec
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
No Big East teams, huh?
Also no Texas A&M. That’s good poll trolling right there.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I think the polls are overrating Texas A&M
I think they are somewhere in the 12-25 range but before the season starts there are 20 plus teams that can be put pretty much interchangeably in those 13 spots. Someone’s getting snubbed no matter what.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Aug 29, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I honestly think A&M loses to SMU to start the season.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There are a couple but they don't post all that often
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Myself and Lucas Jackson
I think we are rated a bit high. Around 15-20 is probably more accurate.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 29, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
We are who they think we are!
/drops mic
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 29, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
We are indeed overrated....
But our schedule is tough, so we’ll actually be who we deserve to be.
by AgAstraPerAspera on Aug 29, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And I just bet you'd pay good money to have a live webcam feed of me if it happened.
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I think amongst all the "Craig James killed 5 hookers" fun
people forget that SMU is getting pretty fucking decent under June Jones.
/iz scared
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, Truffle.
Which games on your schedule do you actually think you can win this year?
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We can win every game
But we can easily lose to Air Force, Boise, and whatever game Pachall drink too much before.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you SURE?
You’re not worried about the New Mexico game?
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LOL
Pachall actually played 3 quarters of that game.
Also, New Mexico lost that Stump Godfrey. Losing a guy named Stump can only mean bad things.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Air Force is why we can't have nice things.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
At least it's early for us and not SUBZERO SNOWSTORM LOL U COLD TEXANS?
At least y’all get a bye week to prepare for them.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't "fun" for the 5 hookers
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
SMU is on the way up
but A&M is fucking loaded at the skill positions…I’d be shocked if it’s even close.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Aug 29, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
A&M is coached by Mike Sherman.
That is the great equalizer.
by ElRocco337 on Aug 29, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
People really do throw that term "coach" around quite a bit.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 29, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 29, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Much like Mack Brown's use of "quarterback".
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or Mike Bobo's use of the word "play action"
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 29, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Good point.
A&M has Mike Sherman standing on the sidelines vacantly staring at the lights. That is the great equalizer.
by ElRocco337 on Aug 29, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Curled up in a ball
napping on the sideline by the 4th quarter.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chewing on pen, wondering when Favre will be healthy enough to get back in
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They should be in there.
Like we said, this is a stupid ballot.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Aug 29, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
NO THEY SHOULDN'T
Your ballot should be like the tables of European soccer leagues. Texas A&M docked 25 points for ridiculous and stupid butthurt-driven decision-making.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Don't go to sleep on A&M, man.
No, I said DON’T go to sleep.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 29, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That must have been taken during Ryan Mallet's 40 yard dash
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Fact:
He has no arm rests. He just sleeps like that.
by AgAstraPerAspera on Aug 29, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
If that picture doesn't sum up the career of Mike Sherman goach and GM of the Green Bay Packers, I don't know what does
Let’s see, we run off Mike Holmgren because we’re willing to make him coach and GM. And after 1 year of the Ray Rhodes experiment, we hire Mike Holmgren’s offensive coordinator and make him head coach and GM. That makes sense, how?
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 29, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I always liked this picture.
Pleats and man boobs? Pleats and man boobs.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 29, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
One of the few moments in which I liked Mike Sherman
Sapp made a completely legal, but incredibly dirty hit on Chad Clifton after an interception and dislocated Clifton’s hip. Sherman was pissed and went after Sapp.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 29, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I remember. What a dirtbag move.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Because...
You totally stuck it to Holmgren.
Merry Spitemas!
by AgAstraPerAspera on Aug 29, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Putting Florida and Georgia in your top 25 is not optimism
Thinking that your favorite purveyor of the MACtion has a puncher’s chance at Mizzou this weekend is optimism.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 29, 2011 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Kirk Herbstreit has been hyping the hell out of Mizzou.
You should be optimistic.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
* FART NOISE *
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
"10. [Warrant expires upon loss to USF]"
Warranty expires. Warrant for Brian Kelly’s arrest issues.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HEY
Nobody has ever seen him set a fire.
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/eats cherry pie
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
/knows a secret down at Uncle Nevin's cabin.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 29, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where the Down Boys go?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Dies in a hotel room. Alone.
Too soon?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
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by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Attempting to capture El Churro is like signing your own death sentence
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I dont know whether I should be happy or sad that I'm not gonna be in the same state for this.
Probably happy. Third degree burns make me the sad.
Blogpolls have historically been good
for outing newcomers who don’t understand that polls are stupid and who go nuts criticizing Fearless Leader.
O/U on comments before we see our first such comment? 50.5?
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
/Rubs hands together gleefully
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well now you've put it out there for all to see as a warning
And some lurking Aggie won’t get on here and whine
by ItsComplicated on Aug 29, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
/cue beergut in 5, 4, 3...
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We'll see about that.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Danny Sheridan would like a word with you over here in this dark alleyway.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 29, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I want him to give me the odds on me emerging from this alley alive first
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
U R JUZT A H8R STFU WHY U HATE TEXAS A&M SPENCER HALL OR SHOULD I SAY SPENCER BALLS
GO HANG OUT WITH TIGER WOODS AND A-FRAUD BECAUSE U IZ TEH GAY AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBAW BECAUSE SEC SUX.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Aug 29, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
ALSO COLLEGE STATION IS A MAJOR MARKET LIKE THE SEC HAZ NEVER SEENED
AT LEAST THE SIZE OF ST. LOUIS GIVE OR TAKE SOME NUMBERS.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
is that bigger than Lubbock, which is bigger than Pittsburgh?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, so
I didn’t know this was a meme. I have not been keeping fit in the offseason.
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 29, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Commenters on EDSBS like memes.
/joemorgan.jpg
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
The best memes come with a healthy dose of someone else's butthurt.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Aug 29, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is a Paris in Texas.
But it’s in the East.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Lubbock has Pinky's.........pint of Hot Damn pleeeeeeze.......
//Gurl with a horse
///Dude with a bell
Rec for Spencer Balls
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw an Aggie at the Rangers game last night
Guess what he put on his hot dogs.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a winning combination to me!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
WRONG
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Chicago hot dogs: Awful.
Though I hear Hot Dougs is worth a pilgrimmage. Foies gras hot dogs and duck fat french fries? GOUT HERE I COME.
General rule of thumb:
Unless it’s a salad, there should NEVER be more veggies than meat in a given “meat dish”
Can we just agree that...
If there is in fact more veggies than meet, that it IS a salad? Even if its a salad which is being gently carressed by a hotdog bun?
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Aug 29, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Call it whatever you want.
It’s delicious.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
As long as
macaroni and cheese is classified as a vegetable
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 29, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Did I just eat a supreme salad?
Who knew salad went so well with beer
by Wes Tex on Aug 29, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I most certainly didn't.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Hot Dougs is divine
Don’t know how someone can not like Chicago dogs though. We’ve had this conversation before and the fact of the matter remains: you are wrong and a horrible person.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Chicago Pizza:
Fantastic, but not pizza. More of a pizza casserole. You fold real pizza in half to eat it.
Never been a huge deep dish fan.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I agree, but folding pizza is an abomination.
by Erik T on Aug 29, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Yes
I don’t care if they do it in New York. They prefer baseball to College Football in New York.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
And something called
“professional football”, which hasn’t been seen in this state in over 2 decades.
damn yankees.
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Give me a thin crust pizza slice as big as the plate it's on
Add some hot pepper flakes and parmesan and WE’RE IN BUSINESS, BRO. COME AT ME.
/Also, individual pizza straight out of the oven are FANTASTIC.
//arugula, prosciutto, and romano cheese. YUM.
My wife is a knife and forker
/facepalm
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 29, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
/is thirteen
/giggles
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Whaaaa???!!!
What, do you eat it with a friggin’ fork or something? The hell? I guess if you eat itty bitty Pizza Hut slices, you don’t need to fold, but two-square-foot-slice, NYC-style pizza pretty much has to be folded to pick it up.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Also
you need a bib to catch the grease.
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You pick it up and then you eat it.
Why the fuck would I want a big unwieldy slice? Why are you even bothering to slice it at all?
#teameighths
I think I may have told this story before
but when I lived in Chicago, my boss and I were on the way to Charlotte for a trade show and stopped for pizza in Wf’nV, and asked them to cut the pizza in squares.
They did.
After they cut it in normal slices.
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Not so much.
Square-cut is pretty common in suburban Chicago, though.
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(Square-cut ROUND pizza, I hasten to add.)
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Don't worry
You don’t have to hold it long at all. Each piece is down the gullet while you’re reaching for the next middle piece.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Opposite issue at my house
We have to make sure the kids split the corner pieces on a Ledo’s pie two and two.
Ledo is pretty good for a chain (and a College Park-based one at that), but we’ve got a local shop is that far and away superior.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Should have stopped in the Northern Panhandle
and gotten some DiCarlos pizza: cracker-crisp crust, sauce is tomato paste with a little oregano thrown in and they bake the pepperoni with the pie.
A true pizza abomination.
Someone of the commentariat would love it.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 29, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw some fake cheese on there and ACS would love it
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I cannot confirm that the "mozzarella" was actually cheese
UPDATE: the “mozzarella” is actually “provolone.”
It might be right up his line.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 29, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hot crust, cold cheese.... What....The....Fuck
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES, MEN
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Being born and raised in the heart of this pizza blasphemy
I used to wonder why people liked this thing called “pizza.”
It wasn’t until I started dating the future Mrs. with a beer and ventured into New Jersey that I learned the delights of what pizza should be.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 29, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
20 bucks says the first one happened because they forgot to put the cheese on before it went into the oven
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
How unbelievably fucked up would you need to be to forget cheese?
I forgot oregano once and I about threw it away.
Didn't you know
that making your pizza 24" in diameter makes it taste better?
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Perhaps . . .
. . . but it does make it easier to charge five bucks a slice. Revenue maximization FTW.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Because you buy it by the slice
And when you pay $3-$4 for a slice, you want to get your money’s worth. New York pizza is not something that gets delivered to your house, so much.
Don’t get me wrong, I hate New Yorkers’ pretensions about their pizza as much as anybody, but there’s nothing wrong with it, or folding a slice to eat it in the pizzeria.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
BUT ERIK THAT WOULD REQUIRE ONLY MAKING 12" PIZZAS
Gawd, you JUST DON’T GET IT.
/hairflip
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would you then put one on top of the other?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Stacked Pizza!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, because when I want pizza I think Minnesota and/or Arizona
When I want an opinion on Mexican food of semi-poisonous fish, I’ll call you.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 29, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, so *now* we want to play New York pizza sophisticate?
Eh, cheese boy?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I lived in Manhattan for six years, gives me more claim to discuss the subject than Erik
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Ha!
I lived in Manhattan for over 7 years … oh, wait wrong Manhattan.
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
This has been driving me crazy.
There was a great pizza joint on Moro, and I can’t remember the name. By the looks of Google Maps, though, there’s a Pizza Hut in that location.
/sigh
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what time frame?
There was Pyramid (disgusting) and Gumby’s (again disgusting) that I can recall in the ’ville.
I don’t remember any others on Moro past 85.
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
'84-85.
It wasn’t either of those, either.
On the east side of ’ville, across and a little further down from Brothers.
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on the north side of Moro then?
I only remember Brothers, the laundry and Chinese food place that was always cited for violations.
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
South side.
Damnit, driving me crazy. All I remember other than the pizza itself was that they’d deliver until fuckin’ 3am.
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almost on the corner of Moro?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
reply fail
Moro and 10th?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
A few doors west of 11th, IIRC
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between Kite's and Rusty's?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no... shit, now we're starting to strain my memory.
South side of Moro, almost to the east end of Aggieville. Which, if 25 years of brain cell death hasn’t completely driven me senile, would be further east than all of the bars that were open then. It was further east than Brothers.
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10th and Moro is the east end of the 'ville
11th and Moro is the middle of the ville
Manhattan and Moro is the west end.
My memory of 85ish is Pizza hut, Aggie Station, random country bar and Pathfinder plus something on the corner. but looking at maps.google there are a bunch of stuff that I’m not recalling.
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what got me confused
Google Maps makes it look like the business part ends at 11th now. So yeah, few doors west of 10th.
And yeah, hardly anything that was there is still there, it looks like. I feel old.
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I'll shoot an email to a couple of friends
that might remember.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Asaph Schwapp is that you???
Your tiny arms are forever a curse.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
SHUT UP DUCK
OR I’LL PUT YOU IN SOUP.
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YAIS Duck Soup!
WUT? Oh, never mind
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 29, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm a pizza agnostic.
Chicago style, NY style, and especially square midwestern style… all good.
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
Have you been outside of Cincinnati/Columbus area?
I live here now, and enjoy some of the local delicacies, but definitely know that this area does not have the best pizza/bbq/pasta/chili/[insertfoodtypehere]/etc in the country. You need to get out and around more.
I said pizza CHAIN
as in like, national stuff, comparing to Papa Johns/Pizza Hut &c.
I’m aware that other areas have good food.
Hmm..Ok. Well then carry on.
Didn’t read that you said chain.
/Goes and sits in corner and thinks about his mistake.
Never had but I've heard it may be the exception that proves the rule.
@papaalphakilo
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/glares
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Steubenville has pizza?
I thought all they had was coal and pain.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 29, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And no money to actually buy cars.
It’s Zanesville with less crack.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 29, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
How Jim Tressel Likes His Pizza
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Aug 29, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too spicy for Richt
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you kidding?
He cares not for your fancy smancy sauce
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Aug 29, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
How mark mangino likes his pizza
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What's everybody else having?!
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by BillyZoom on Aug 29, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Mom: . . .and the Moon is made of green cheese. The end. Good night, honey.
Baby Mangino: Mom?
Mom: Yes, dear.
Baby Mangino: One day I’m gonna eat that fucking moon.
by Ardbeg on Aug 29, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Hey Mom...
Does your sickle-cell anemia keep you from reading that book faster?
by AgAstraPerAspera on Aug 29, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps...
I assumed too much background knowledge. That was one of a great many awful ways Mangino berated his players.
by AgAstraPerAspera on Aug 29, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
*
I should have said “allegedly said to his players.” This is what I get for following KU football at all.
by AgAstraPerAspera on Aug 29, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The only reason I don't like them
is because they burned my Portillo’s.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A Rec
for being willing to issue a Portillo’s fatwa.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
That's fine.
But this was JUST KETCHUP. Not even a lot at that, just a little amount.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well at least it wasn't a lot of ketchup
The less ketchup, the better. At least on top of meats in tube form. French fries are another story.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I understand not soaking it if it's a quality hot dog
This was the “All you can eat buffet” section of the ballpark. It’s the shitty hot dogs that have no flavor.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ketchup is for Waffle House hashbrowns
Mustard goes on hot dogs.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Nuh-Uh
Double order scattered, covered, chunked and topped and slathered with Heinz 57 is the only way to go, preferably with a patty melt (hold the onions) or a ham and cheese omelette with raisin toast.
/Cooked at Waffle House for three years in HS and at Auburn.
/Vicarious misery of co-workers and “customers” kept me on the straight and narrow (mostly) since.
by Barry Zuckercorn on Aug 29, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
why would you hold the onions on a patty melt? doesn't that defeat the purpose?
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
Personal taste I guess
Not like I was worried about onion breath ruining my chances with the meth-heads, alcoholics and breeders waiting tables around me (though less of a problem at Auburn)…
by Barry Zuckercorn on Aug 29, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
And Soft pretzels
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
did you know you can learn to collect that for college credit?
/only child in family not to major in agriculture.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean "mayo"?
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If Spencer ban-hammered people for arguing regional food preferences (which is a type of religion)
like he presumably would for unabashed proselytizers, we’d have no commenters.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Aug 29, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
So true
/I survived the BBQ Wars of 2011.
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AS I STATED EARLIER TODAY
SALSA VERDE > SRIRACHA
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't make me chose, I love them both
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Aug 29, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/had salsa verde on cape cop potato chips the other day
//WAS DELICIOUS
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Do not reduce our glee
at the immenent start of football with Sophie’s Choice.
Seriously.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
Agree with this.
Great effin’ movie…probably her best performance. As a parent of little ones, this movie made me cringe.
That said, it’s time to kick off this season. Don’t ruin it Beavis!!!!
Apalachicola Oysters > all others.
I. fucking. said. it.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Is going to get Appy Oysters on way home from work now
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmm, we used to drive down once a week from Tallahassee to eat them suckers
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"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Saw something on another site
that said folks in Texas refer to him as Gov. Goodhair
by BamaFaninATL on Aug 29, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
At risk of spiders/t-rex/how fucking fascinating
that’s the nicest thing we call him.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, a lot of us don't like him either.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 29, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he serious?
An Aggie grad doing the hookem sign? Why hasn’t he spontaneously burst into flames?
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
He's a politician.
When means that when he’s not out kissing babies, he’s stealing their lollipops.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
You slammed the door on the Governor pretty hard, didn't you?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 29, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yes it was!
He was patronizing you. In my opinion, he deserved it.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 29, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He'd never stake his reputation on a hunch
Whereas you are…
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Aug 29, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Expendable?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Aug 29, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll give you three days to prove your "forward pass" theory correct, Dr. Harsin.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
For taking the reference and bringing it back to football
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Aug 29, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
After that, I have to hunt down Perry and destroy him.
/don’t kill me USSS! It’s a joke!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
DEEE-OH! DEEE-OH! DEEE-OH!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So let's assume for a minute that you're right and this Aggie intends to defect. What do you suggest we do about it?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Wait a minute, Beebe... are you telling me you lost ANOTHER school?
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's true.
Iowa State left for the Missouri Valley 20 minutes ago.
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Your stewardship has dropped enough schools...
… so that a man could walk from College Station to Lincoln to Boulder without stepping on a football field. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 29, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You make your point as delicately as ever.
We have it on good authority that DeLoss Dodds has taken the Longhorns and intends to start…
… a television network.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
You couldn't just turn the school over to the SEC.
You had to make a political statement. Or was it something deeper, Mr. President… something that made you unable to slip away? Was it ego, Sir?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
We all have our reasons
Mine started the day I was handed the reins of this university… a university with only one purpose.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
AND GIG 'EM FRAWGZ RIDE PONIES HOOOOOOOT
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One columnist in St. Paul
took to referring to Jesse Ventura as “Gov. Turnbuckle”. I’m not yet sure whether Ventura took it as a compliment or not.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I ARGUE AGAINST EVERY ONE OF YOUR PICKS!!!
YOU DON’T KNOW FOOTBAW!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
No. 23
DANGER: Actual fact-based substance contained within.
WOOOOOOO
DISCOUNT SEC TEAM REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
Yippy, we're ranked #1 and 2
"It's not all about the game. It's about who you share it with." - Les Miles
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Aug 29, 2011 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Fortunately, Cousins has made a full recovery, as has everyone else
Unfortunately, there just isn’t enough bleach to wipe that game clean from memory.
Also, Notre Dame being that high? I like it. Sets up for good trolling later.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
As usual, we sincerely look forward to you kindly putting our whole fucking season on the ropes before September is even over
followed by tripping over your own dicks against Indiana or some shit, most likely in a nationally-televised night game.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
At least we have the common decency to get humilated by Nebraska or Texas Tech or Louisiana-Lafayette
BEFORE we beat Texas.
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No, it won't be Indiana this year
Wisconsin is our big night game this year. It’s at home, for what that’s worth. I’m anticipating Iowa or Northwestern as our dick tripping this year.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Wisconsin will tear your dicks off and throw them down a mineshaft before you have a chance to trip over them.
by Erik T on Aug 29, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd for needless hatred.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NEEDLESS HATRED
/launches violent campaign against West Virginia for no reason
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How many Pinkerton Detectives did WV folk kill over the years?
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LOTS
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Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 29, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck' em, I got guns
and I don’t have a couch.
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Even their mascot has a gun.
I think you’re gonna need a bigger gun.
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Bigger is not always better.
Especially if you need to expend thousands of rounds of ammo.
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Rec'd
for mixing the execution of the Tsar’s family with college football. I’ll take that over Sophie’s Choice.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Aug 30, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
The harder you can tank our computerized strength-of-schedule, the better.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
/Navy loses to Delaware
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/JMU goes 3-5 in the CAA
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
Northwestern:
Beat up the easy OOC schedule, Indiana (usually) and Minnesota, pray that the other teams trip over their own dicks.
/Wizgerald casts “Dickus Tripus”
//It’s somewhat effective!
I'm hoping NW does their usual dick tripping
and we can beat them, but you never know what The Evil Wizgerald has put in the spellbook.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Brass balls,
Mark Dantonio and Don Treadwell haz them.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
But only one of them has a beating heart.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 29, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true
Don Treadwell is more or less a robot.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Less time praying for other teams to trip on dicks
More time praying that Persa doesn’t trip on his own foot
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
IT WON'T HAPPEN AT ALL.
I HOPE WE MEET IN THE BCS, BITCH.
/no chance for either of us
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be 150% okay with this.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
What's that?
THAT’S BOSTON COLLEGE’S MUSIC!
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
/plays white noise
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 29, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
If Boston College plays music
but no one is in the stadium to hear it,
does it still exist?
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ORSON DON'T YOU REALIZE LOGAN THOMAS IS THE NEXT CAM NEWTON
YOU ARE TOO BUSY WATCHING FLORIDA TO NOTICE ANY OTHER TEAMS YOU BLIND HOMER!!!!!!11
That was fun.
I see alot of people have beaten me to the ultimate argument
/tosses hater flag
//belches, farts, sniffs upperlip
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Aug 29, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
Jim Tressel had the ultimate argument back in April
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Aug 29, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I keep wanting to say Florida is underrated this year
but they keep showing up in these damn polls.
by Sveet on Aug 29, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who is the Spencer Hall clown?!?
This site was so much better when Orfon Swindle and Stanko Montana ran it!!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 29, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
College football?
Meh. I preferred it back when it was pee wee.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Jim Tressell liked it back in April
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
you miffed one in curiofitief.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't there an EDSBS Live a couple years ago
where Spencer said that if he told us what Stranko was doing now, we’d never in a million years believe it?
Did… did anyone ever follow up on that? Or did I just miss something?
Oh, here we go, kids.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FSU should be no worse than 6 and Va Tech no worse than 12.
Id also have Maryland in the top 25 somewhere, but thats debatable.
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
We must be.
I mean, Maryland? BWAH-HA-HA-HA
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HEY.
MARYLAND IS A QUALITY OPPONENT AND ALL SHOULD FEAR THEM.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF??? Someone on the Internet is wrong!!!!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
/Maryland walks into FedEx with one win
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FUCK THOSE BORING SLOW TURTLES. MARYLAND IS MY MOST HATED RIVAL EVER
#TEAMSLOWTARGETSARETHEBEST
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Fear the turtle
Also, it will be all the funnier when Randy Edsall puts a checkmark next to “Notre Dame” in November
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, automatic bids are are automatic bids.
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This is like Rice claiming the 1994 SWC championship.
Coming in a 5-way tie for ohmigodsomediocre is not a bragging point.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
1994 SWC CO-CHAMPS* BITCHES
- actually one of a 5-way clusterfuck for second since A&M was ineligible
...and the wind cries McGuffie
At 4-3, no less.
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5-6 on the year
come to think of it, maybe we should just leave 1994 out when talking about conference championships
...and the wind cries McGuffie
He also already put the check mark next to Notre Dame.
But no matter.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That was the second-to-last stop on
Rock Bottom: The Charles Farewell Tour 2009.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Maryland play GT?
Paul Johnson may hate everyone, but he REALLY hates Edsall.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Preseason trolling is the funniest trolling
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Virginia Tech should go unbeaten through the Reg. season this year.
they play nobody.
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It's OK, we replaced them with Appy Sta- OH SHIT
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
"should"
Everyone else around here seems to be optimistic regarding this phrase and preseason hype, but most of them are from NoVA and eastern VA. Those of us raised under the cloud of Appalachian cynicism – as black as the coal dust that inflicted a protracted death upon our grandfathers – feel wary about a team with less experience and changes to the coaching staff. Go crawler-transporters!
wait seriously? Does that mean that Idaho gets votes for the top 25 too?
/c’mon…
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero
is it the popcorn gif?
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I was trying to find this in time, but to no avail.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 29, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I love this gif
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
proud to green
"I am a sinner that does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official."
by whiskey_soup on Aug 29, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me fix that for you...
FSU 11? Va Tech 23? Someone hasan anti-ACC biaswatched ACC football at some point in the last five years.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Aug 29, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Hey, Virginia Tech has..well...competed well and if Clemson had any ressemblence of a WR last year, theydve beaten Auburn
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
All Virginia Tech "competing well" arguments are nullified by their utter bitchmaking in the Orange Bowl by Stanford. Also, James Madison.
And I think the problem Clemson faced against Auburn last year was the fact that the Barn defense practically cracked Kyle Parker in half.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Aug 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn almost lost to everyone last year
including Oregon, on their way to almost not winning the national championship.
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 29, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost lost to Purdue...don't ask how
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
"I don't always almost lose, but when I do, I prefer . . .
by Ardbeg on Aug 29, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I will rec this
until the end of time.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
the legendary double contraction
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
also
y’all’re
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
all'y'all're.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
nice!
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
And he sticks the landing... 10.0!
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 29, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Preach it, brother!
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aintcha
Heavily used, and tragically underappreciated.
"Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in"
djeetyet?
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
nawjoo?
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Passamaquoddy
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
???
I’ll be your candle on the waaaaaaateeeeerrrrrrrrr.
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by Go Big Rev on Aug 29, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I often use
I’d’ve
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Let the butthurt flow through you.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
/jokerherewego.gif
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Reality has a well-known anti-ACC bias.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Fearless Leader played this well.
The article announcing Gilbert as Texas QB precedes the Blogpoll, so all of us Horns just nod and say “Unranked? Unranked.”
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by OHokie on Aug 29, 2011 3:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
18% of the bill.
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slap her on the ass and say "room threeve at the bellagio 11pm tonight"
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Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Purdue?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Rapeablyfresh on Aug 29, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
They have talent on their roster. It's just a matter of overcoming their coaching.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
One of these top recruiting classes is bound to not suck ass one of these years
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Monkeys: writing Shakespeare ::
Clemson talent: coaching itself to a decent season.
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by allicolls on Aug 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shit, the only time Clemson ever did anything noteworthy
they were put on threeve years probation twenty minutes later.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
They won the 1981 title (Orange Bowl win over Nebraska) before getting hammered by the NCAA and they made the ACC title game two years ago but that’s it.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
beating Nebraska in an early 80's Orange Bowl was not unusual....
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
?
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 29, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Don't forget the excellent programs that beat Nebraska in the Fiesta bowl in the 80's
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
dammit, haven't seen that episode yet
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Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 29, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinda what it looked like
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Airs at 3am-4am
ONLY ON THE LONGHORN NETWORK, YA’LL.
"Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in"
It's y'all
When you contract “you” and “all”, it’s “y’all”.
Much like contracting “wide” and “right” to get “FSU”.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
If this doesnt get Cliff Harris kicked off the team...
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lacks crunch time decision making
I don’t see that car moving up beyond the fifth round.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 29, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would assume so.
And… swerving right is your only hope since the other car is likely going to swerve back into his lane. Still, turning at all means he has better reaction time and crunch-time decision making skills than I do.
Could've been a car on the right that he didn't want to turn into.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
That's why he's a cop.
Also if he had turned right he would have gotten broadsided, and in a cop car that’s a lot worse than getting hit head-on.
Well, in a regular car, you're SOL either way.
But cop cars have very strong bumpers that make head-on collisions a lot more survivable.
This makes no sense
Why do they park broadside at road blocks then?
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Cover more road with each car...?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Whenever I've seen a road block
there’s two or three cop cars parked broadside, and half a dozen cop cars parked off on the shoulder.
So, seeing as how they’ve got the cars there to park the other way, that seems like it wouldn’t be the answer.
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...why would you be sitting in a car
that you’re expecting to get hit?
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EJECTOR SEAT!
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A WILD DRUNJ APPEARS...USES ENGLISH DRIVING RULES...IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Basically replaying my earliest Husker memories.
I was 7 in 81 – watched three great Nebraska teams come SOOOOO close to national championships. Clemson, then Penn SCHTATE, then Miami broke my heart. I still get angry.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
You shut your damn mouth!
/hurts because it’s true
I really wanted Iowa to play them 2 years ago in the Orange Bowl
But I was fine with Iowa’s D taking the gimmick out of GT’s offense
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
ADRIAN CLAYBORN SMASH
That was a really fun game to watch. I got intense pleasure out of watching Iowa beat the snot out of Paul Johnson.
04-05 season
Won 10 games with a 5th string RB that season. It still gets dusty every time I hear that call
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I convinced my mom to watch that game with me.
She doesn’t like college football, doesn’t really like sports that much to begin with, but she jumped out of her seat when that happened.
I watched it with a bunch of Iowa fans and an Iowa State fan
He called Clayborn overrated after the game.
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"???
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I have no Idea why there is a basketball player on the lower left corner, but this was the first one I found
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you find the bathroom alright?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I couldnt find the statistical commentary
Am I missing an obvious link?
I want to know who has cursed their team by overrating them.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Here ya go. First up for the pain is…. oh hey, Florida State.
by Erik T on Aug 29, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, obvious followup question
Was is that not the default blogpoll page?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Title Prediction-FSU/VT winner (probably/hopefully FSU) vs. Alabama
Rose- Oregon vs. Nebraska
Orange- Virginia Tech vs. West Virginia
Fiesta-Boise State vs. Wisconsin
Sugar- Oklahoma vs. LSU
What's the deal with observational comedy?
/falls over dead
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SHIT
I figured it out. I should have realized as soon as he said Maryland should have been in the top 25.
WE’RE BEING TROLLED BY VAN PELT.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Quick! Hand me the turtle-repellent!
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Title Prediction - Someone won't use one for an image
and there will be yelling.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
SWINDLE!
SHOOT HIM IMMEDIATELY.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 29, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW THE HELL IS TANK CARDER STILL IN SCHOOL
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
This is assuming that Va Tech doesnt slip up against some team they should beat by 20+
FSU will take care of business in three weeks.
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they get to play for the coveted ACC championship?
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Our down decade is behind us...
LOOK FORTH TO THE NEW ACC…THE ACC OF CHAMPIONS
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
you do realize that we are discussing football?
basketball starts in Nov/Dec….
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
What are you talking about? Lacrosse starts at the end of February.
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
I thought the ACC was where talent went to die
/themoreyouknow
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by Rapeablyfresh on Aug 29, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on the definition of "talent."
Sometimes it’s SMU.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Aug 29, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So is Purdue where Buddists go?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Chicken company.
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Concrete company in Baldwin County
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A conductors' guild
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
If you have to ask...you are not ready to attain nirvana
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you know...
The ACC has put the second most number of players in the NFL over the last like 20 years, only behind the SEC. Its just the coaching thats shitty
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
As soon as Clemson and FSU go to the SEC
they’ll be ranked in the top 10 each year preseason.
Don’t stress yourself over it.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nicely trolled
And as an FSU fan, I’m kinda OK with this (but I prefer my ACC, it’s like an old pair of jeans at this point).
Way to make the most of that talent.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Of course, 80% of those guys all came from Florida State.
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I really can't figure out the tone of this comment
Successful troll is successful.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 29, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i can't decide if i'd like that or not.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
/loses Virginia Tech and Maryland to Big East
//SVP becomes Big East homer instead
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I think Clemson has a losing record to every SEC team except Miss. State and USC
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yes they would.
Such sterling all-time records of 11-31-2 against Auburn, 3-11 against Alabama, 15-38-2 against Georgia Tech, 17-36-4 against Georgia and 3-9-1 against Florida.
The Tigers are also the proud owners of a losing record against every SEC team except Mississippi St., which they lead, 1-0. Even lowly Vanderbilt owns a 3-1 advantage over the Tigers. I wonder how many teams with “national tradition” can lay claim to that noteworthy accomplishment?
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone say it with me:
“Texas A&M?”
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jimbo + SEC= #1 Recruiting class 10 years in a row
But Id still rather be the big fish in the smaller pond
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
?
MSState beat Clemson in the 99 (00) Peach Bowl 17-7
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Might be just reg. season numbers.
Here is the site I got the numbers from.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i gotcha
i can’t think of another time that they have played.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably back in
nineteen-dickety-two.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They wore onions on their belts, which was the fashion at the time.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
They didn't have white onions because of the war.
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by Rapeablyfresh on Aug 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome stats for Clemson here.
Or how about this one? Clemson is a combined 109-154 against teams from the Big Eight, Pac-10, Big ten, SEC and SWC. Nothing like a winning record against America’s top conferences to secure your place among the nation’s elite.
But to be fair, I should probably mention that Clemson has won its share of football games. For example, the Tigers are a combined 169-30-10 against perennial powers Furman, The Citadel, Virginia, Presbyterian and Wake Forest. I mention this only to make sure nobody accuses Clemson of padding its record against inferior competition.
OK, so you think I’m being too rough on the Tigers, huh? Well, maybe I am. Hey, there has to be some reason Clemson is so proud of it’s illustrious past, right? Wrong.
Take a look at the top 20 bowl teams of all time. No Clemson. Gaze at the list of the 40 winningest programs in the history of college football. Still no Clemson. How about a list of the 80 best teams in regards to winning percentage? Gee, there must be a mistake, because Clemson can’t be found there, either.
So this brings us to the obvious question: Where did Clemson get the idea that it was so nationally prominent? Well, when you are a backward, know-nothing bumpkin, supporting a second-rate joke of a university located in a hole-in-the-road dump of a town, you settle for what you can get and convince yourself it’s the most wonderful thing in the world.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Hot dumb "trashy redneck" white girls?
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, not biblically, four women who attended Clemson well.
If only I had the knowledge I do now, Clemson may have been closer to the top of my list.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
All the Clemson fans I know are either chicks or tractor-driving rednecks who wear camo 24/7
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
ECU fan makes fun of rednecks?
/popcorn.jpg
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
Auburn fan objects to blanket redneck characterization.
We take off the camo for church. Usually.
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 29, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
8-Ball probably makes Nevin Shapiro look like Mister Rogers.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Well, when you are a backward, know-nothing bumpkin, supporting a second-rate joke of a university located in a hole-in-the-road dump of a town, you settle for what you can get and convince yourself it’s the most wonderful thing in the world.
U MAD, AGGIES?
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
/INDIGNANT RIGHTEOUSNESS WITH SUPPORTING ACADEMIC RATINGS
and FACTS.
Also, College Station > Lubbock, etc.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 29, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
The only good thing about College Station
is that you don’t have to spend half a day driving to get to Snook from there.
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Still better than Lubbock
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably
But the Tech campus has pertier buidlings. And Lubbock is relatively the size of Pittsburgh, which BCS cannot boast.
by TheBlackAttack on Aug 29, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know A&M had coeds
/sisterisanaggie
by TheBlackAttack on Aug 29, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Your list, I like it
“Furman, The Citadel, Virginia, Presbyterian and Wake Forest”
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
Quality takedown.
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Clemson is 1-1-1 against Mississippi St
1999 L 7 17
1949 T 7 7
1948 W 21 7
The rest of their records, versus every team ever, can be found here.
They are 1-0 against Ohio St., beating them in the 1978 Gator Bowl. So maybe they do belong in the SEC.
by Ardbeg on Aug 29, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Clemson may have beaten Ohio State
but Woody sure as hell beat Clemson.
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by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 29, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
In the end, that worked out about as well for tOSU
as did Tressell keeping his players eligible for the Sugar Bowl.
I was there. This was real.
I’ve been more entertained at time share seminars.
"Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in"
I just noticed that.
/lollerskates.gif
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A one loss ACC team can't make it to the BCS championship
Okla takes out FSU and we all know VT drops a strange one to nobody.
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by Rapeablyfresh on Aug 29, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Lolololol
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait...what?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
What is this I don't even
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Put your hand down Assman...and keep it on someones prostate
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Wake Forest is still the last Atlantic division team to win the ACCCG
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Might want to switch Oklahoma with one of you Fiesta bowl teams
The Big 12 winner has to go the Fiesta
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
we might all be independents by that point...
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
/winces
You want me to snip that hook out of your cheek, man? Looks painful.
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Nah, I'm leaving it in until the hole heals over and I can put a barbell in there so I get attention
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Why don't you just get your ass cheeks tattooed like a normal person?
Sheesh.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
On a related note, at the beach the other day, there was a girl with a tramp stamp that read "強"
Which means “strong”. So I asked IE if that was supposed to be directions for her significant other.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
srsly who included their annoying brother in law on that email
you know, the one with a link to a great orson post that you sent to all your buddies who can read irony?
NOW HE KNOWS WHERE WE ARE
I made the mistake of going to campus today
I yelled Holy Shit 7 times in 5 minutes due to people running stop signs.
/books can wait for a few weeks
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
Shift-A
LMFAO at Georgia being ranked. That’s going to last exactly one week.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
Last exactly one week?
We’re talking rankings, not mascots.
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by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
Sad but true rec
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I meant one game
/oh wait
//same thing
///knock on wood to prevent karma against our eagles
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm ashamed how long it took for me to get this joke
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
also, shift-Aing my way to preseason glory today
ALL THE MEETINGS
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Also
War Damn Alexandra Dulgheru
Fort,a România!
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PAWLLS callers are talking about prison rape
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
It's about time we get some expert testimony
And not Sheridan’s bullshit.
Though it does give a whole new meaning to bagman.
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The last time my boys were ranked...
they got the news on one of those new fangled cellular phones…
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Whats the Over/Under for games it takes for Neuheisel to be fired?
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
/Keenum starts collecting social security
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/After 12 seasons, he is finally replaced by true feshman "Nase Neenum"
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
/After 12 seasons, he is finally replaced by true feshman “Nase Neenum” his son
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 29, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Keenum dies in uniform on the field.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
/NCAA grants Keenum reincarnation
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THAT explains JoePa...!
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
/Leaves life as all time leadeing passer with 123,172,353,001 yards
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
/At age 34, finally makes the Beef-0-Brady's st petersburg bowl
//Promptly loses to Utah State 34-10
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/Always on preseason Heisman watch
/never wins.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/but still has more sex than you
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/transfers to BYU so he can mo bitches
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HONOR CODE VIOLATION
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Take your Pepsi and get the fuck outta here
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by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I am offended.
The proper response to “Is Pepsi okay?” is “Fuck no. Give me a Dr. Pepper, then.”
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You come to my home and don't offer me a Faygo Red Pop?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Ive never even heard of Faygo
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Juggalos Stand Up!
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No, please don't.
Your asscrack is showing.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
and so damn close to being green
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm your huckleberry
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Drinking this in childhood or Nehi Blue Cream produced...
CHILD RAEG!!!!
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't respect a pop company
whose three leading sellers are “red”, “blue”, and peach.
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Can't recall seeing any purple Faygo.
Besides, everyone knows the only real grape soda is Nehi.
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In terms of grape soda, Fanta is where its at.
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by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Now I KNOW you're just trolling us.
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They do have hotter latina spokesmodels.
And he is the Assman1.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 29, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
#teamfaygo
Haters to the left.
@papaalphakilo
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/tranfers to El Camino JC
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Herbstreit has them winning the PAC 12
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by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Because of the sanctions or because Lane Kiffin is their coach?
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YEWBETTAWATCHWHATTAYEWASAYINBOUTKIFFIN
YAW
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Hmm, I thought Goyle was a Slytherin, not a Kiffindor.
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by allicolls on Aug 29, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
f'real?
down-39-to-3-went-for-a-field-goal
by Gord the Rogue on Aug 29, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
He has them making the Pac-12 title game...
Because USC isn’t eligible
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This is what's scary...
the UCLA admin/AD is so bad, I can envision a scenario where Skippy doesn’t take UCLA to a bowl game and still keeps his job.
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As long as ASU snags Leach before the Bruins wake up
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On the bright side, at least he'll beat Colorado.
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Skippy is capable of losing to anybody
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Skippy always loses to Jiff
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Choosy moms sure as hell don't choose Skippy.
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by Big Grizz on Aug 29, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jif is where it's at
also, smooth is way better than crunchy. Especially for Ritz crackers and PB&Js, which is what matters.
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Peter Pan, damnit.
Jif’s too sweet.
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That's old school, I can respect that.
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Kroger brand peanut butter
is the best out there.
by broski on Aug 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Peter Pan creamy
I hate that crunchy shit
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by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Peter Pan is like chewing on rancid tofu...there I said it.
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
You, sir, are a communist and a heathen.
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"Peter Pan is the opium of the people"
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Aannnnd?
Is this a bad thing?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
...
"But when Peter Pan is centralized as an instrument of peanut-buttery power it creates a degree of dependence scarcely distinguishable from slavery. It has been well said that, in a country where the sole peanut butter is the Pan, opposition means death by slow starvation."
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
...you're suggesting that there's a problem with opiates?
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HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY PETER PAN CUZ I HEARD THAT IT WAS THE GOOD STUFF AND IVE NEVER TRIED ANY PETER PAN ALTHOUGH TINKER BELL DID GIE ME SOME FAIRY DUST ONCE AND SHE WAS A HOT LITTLE NUMBER BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE ME FLY AND I FELT GREAT BUT THEN I JUMPED OFF THAT BUILDING AND I COULDNT FLY AND NOBODY LOOKED AT THE FLYING TIGER AND HEY ANYWAYS DOES PEANUT BUTTER SOUND GOOD?
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by lhb98 on Aug 29, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Following is a transcript of a conversation with 8-Ball after being given opiates:
“Hey, 8-Ball, are you okay? Kinda quiet.”
“…yeah.”
“You sure? You don’t seem yourself.”
“…yeah. ’m good.”
“Hey, look, a Gamecock.”
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your shitty Jif.
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by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't say
that I have a strong feeling about any particular brand of peanut butter.
Now if we’re talking creamy vs. crunchy…#TeamCreamyAllDay
Seriously, what's the fucking point of crunchy peanut butter?
You make peanut butter so that you have a peanutty SPREAD. A smooth, creamy SPREAD. If you want crunchy, just put some fucking peanuts in your jelly.
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Might as well put the whole sandwich in the fucking blender, right?
I mean, that way I can just carry a tube of lunch to work every day, rather than dealing with the frustration of a frail sandwich.
Don't be silly.
Who’d want to puree the bread?
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You've had beer, right?
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On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The funny thing there is that I don't much like beer.
I’m a hardcore drunk, not a beer guzzler.
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no beer?...wut?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yuengling is the only beer I've ever even liked.
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fellow beer hater
salute!
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
All crunchy, all day.
I like the texture. I also used to put chips on my sandwiches for the same reason.
#teamcrunchy
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw some Zapp's on that samich and you got a deal
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHO THE HELL NEEDS TITLES?
Go ahead, click me closed.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/spends next 30 minutes clicking
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Only on pictures.
You can’t make rookie mistakes in the regular season.
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Only REQUIRED on pictures
but good form always.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
What? I dont exactly get this whole titles rule. I understand for huge pictures, but one line of text doesnt seem that bad
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 29, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
BOO! #TeamBourdain
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
#TeamChipsOnSandwiches
but also, #TeamCreamy
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No, you don't make peanut butter so that you have a smooth creamy spread.
You make peanut butter to fit the way you like it. Woopteedoo for you that you like peanut butter with no texture. Some of us like the crunch. You don’t, good for you. You don’t see me treating you like an effin moron.
/lives in a house with two different peanut butters.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
The sacrifices we make for women.
Or, don’t make, because no way am I touching that organic creamy crap she eats.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's 90% tofu & 10% self-righteousness anyway...don't blame you
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
So....what if someone really likes tofu?
/spent 7 years in Japan and eats tofu (GOOD tofu, not that stuff in a box) pretty regularly.
Tiger Woods in the Notre Dame of golf.
I DO NOT BUY ORGANIC PEANUT BUTTER
IT IS ADAM’S NATURAL PEANUT BUTTER. YES, IT HAS A LAYER OF OIL ON TOP AND I HAVE TO MIX IT UP AND KEEP IT IN THE FRIDGE. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT DOESN’T HAVE THAT CRAP HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL IN IT, THAT’S WHY. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE CRAPPY TASTE BUDS. IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT.
Tiger Woods in the Notre Dame of golf.
by iris eyes on Aug 29, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't put it in the fridge
It turns into a hard ball of cold-butter-like consistency, and tears up the bread when you try to spread it. I just stir it up good once, then give it a tiny stir before spreading. Oily, salty things do not go bad in the time it takes to finish a jar of peanut butter.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Rob Thomas likes it so smoooooth
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FLAGGED
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The second thread today that has featured Rob Thomas.
That’s two too many.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I'll show myself out
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
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by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Because there are two types, One of which is crunchy. The other is smooth.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, okay, whatever. Creamy, smooth, meh.
Nevermind then.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if you buy FILTHY COMMIE peanut butter.
The Peter Pan sitting next to me says “Creamy.”
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Oh, well, I see I have to tone down my humor now.
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I've been shooting from both hips all day
and it’s PEANUT BUTTER that causes rabid butthurt?
Yeesh.
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Peanut butter is a serious topic
this are serious buziness.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmhmm.
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Peanut Butter is a condiment.
You’ve seen the condiment bracket, right?
QEDMFer.
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must've found some crunch in his peanut butter.
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EDSBS:
/Here’s a thing I like!
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"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I will confess to being bi-peanut butter.
The urge for crunchy peanut butter does sometimes overtake me.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
Peter Pan is for 4-year-olds
If you like your peanut butter to taste like sugar, Peter Pan is your choice. If you like it to taste like peanuts, Kroger’s natural style is the stuff.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Goober n Grape, man.
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That's the lazy man's answer.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also Jif & Nutella Samich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE SUGAR!!!!
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on who he's got in this week's pick 'em.
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That being said...
I do think we have a chance to get to a bowl game this season, and maybe beat some people in conference. I think our defense is deep and talented, and I like our new DC. It will all come down to OL and QB… if they can even approach competence we might be improved.
If not, it scares me who Dan Guerrero brings in next. Greg Robinson?
"If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium and you are already dead!" - General Maximus, Commander of the Felix Legions
...Annddd Cutttt!...That's a cut Mr. Shatner....Mr. Shatner?...M...[backs away slowly]
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 29, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing that mountain?
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
Mediacom can’t get someone out here til Wednesday afternoon.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions
Killlllllllllllllllll
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Wikipedia provides evidence validating your anger.
The February 2010 issue of Consumer Reports ranked Mediacom 15th of 16 in TV service, 24th of 27 in Internet service, and last of 23 in phone service, based on surveys.
Are there no alternatives in your area?
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I think so
But we have a 2 year deal and a pretty hefty cancellation fee. We’re talking our options over
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Figure out a way to get them on a breach
and use it as leverage.
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I wonder why "shitty performance and service" isn't a breach in its own
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 29, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Because in today's brave new world
companies use EULAs to cover their asses from any possible liability for anything whatsoever while at the same time making anything you do grounds for termination of your contract.
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I second the above
Kill them.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
cable guy will arrive sometime between 8 am and 5 pm on saturday
If he comes after 12, RAEG
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
From the Predictions Sure To Go Wrong Dept:
BCS Champ: Oregon vs. Alabama
Rose: Wisconsin vs. Boise St
Fiesta: Texas A&M vs. Stanford
Sugar: South Carolina vs. Notre Dame
Orange: Florida State vs. West Virginia
PLZ TO SWITCH SOUTH CAROLINA AND ALABAMA?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
TCU instead of Boise.
I would like to see how TCU would fare against a Big Ten team!
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Actually, I'd be ok with losing that game.
If only for the satisfaction that the B1G needed a QB from the ACC to win.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Done and done.
"If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium and you are already dead!" - General Maximus, Commander of the Felix Legions
The Rose Bowl is not taking a Non AQ anytime soon
They fulfilled that obligation last year.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Predictions: Troll Hard edition
BCS Champ.: Oregon vs. Miami
Rose: Texas vs. Nebraska
Fiesta: OU vs. anyone but UConn
Sugar: South Carolina over Ohio State
Orange: ACC vs. Big East. Don’t ask me to care about this.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
Uconn vs Duke.
Oh the humanity as these two titans of the gridiron face off.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 29, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Winner gets a bye to the Final Four.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 29, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
cable guy to come between 8 am and 5 pm Saturday
if he comes after 12, RAEG
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
whoops
double post fail
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I watched about 60 minutes of that ... that ... whatever that was
They weren’t even trying all that hard,
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
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by Blackheartnopants on Aug 29, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Why do professors insist on handing out xerox copies of verb charts last put together (very badly) in 1985, rather than putting things into a coherent format using simply software available since, oh, I don’t know, the late 1990’s?
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This week: Not such a fan of bovine creatures
requires work.
already tenure’d.
/deal with it
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 29, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean they're still supposed to prep for class once they get tenure?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You two are right.
And after all, there must be an anal retentive student who’s going to spend the next 2 hours putting it into Excel for everyone, right?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'mma print up "OREGON DUCKS: THE 2011 SPENCER HALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS" t-shirts, if anyone wants them.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
Not really. God, I’m lazy.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That's okay. I was going to tell you I would buy one
and then not get around to it.
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I feel like we just enacted a stunningly accurate microcosm of the reason the economy collapsed.
(I don’t think that’s political, is it?)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE A QUANTITY OF THREEVE-HUNDRED, GOOD SIR
My name? Um… Mr. Kelly. I mean Chip K.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 29, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, that’s what the Hitler mustache signal means. I was wondering!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Yllek, pleasure to meet you.
My name is Mr Snrub
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 29, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
YES!
I have a goddamn JOB!
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 29, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Congratulations!
And doubly so if you don’t have to work on Saturdays.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I don't (probably)
Just evenings. But it’s at a TV station, so I will probably still get to see football.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Well done! I’ll assume that it’s 5:00 where you are and start drinking with you to celebrate.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU IT’S A CELEBRATION DON’T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME
No, but seriously, congratulations!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOOO
I actually accepted a job offer today as well
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
You can’t waste time with work, you have art to perpe—
/remembers who’s responsible for HammondPorn
So, yeah, congrats on having your free time cut in half, bro!
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Here's to hoping
he gets lots of overtime pay…
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
(also heaven forbid he's working in graphic design)
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, 2 hours on the DART everyday?
2 hours on the DART everyday. ALL. THE. TIME. FOR. HAMMOND. IDEAS.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
just think if you get a laptop ...
you can create all sorts of gifs and jpgs of NOT Hammond.
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
and congratulations.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Two hours on DART every day?
Can you get time off for good behavior?
/ rides Metro every day in DC
// would turn down parole if it meant driving downtown
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congratulations
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Guess how much Paul Johnson cares about your Top 25, "Spencer Hall?"
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
If he'd promise to just stick
to one counter play, rather than having 5 and using 40 retarded formations to use them, then they would be a much better team. Too much bullshit. That’s the beauty of his offense. It’s like 8 plays and four formations at its core…ideally.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, lots of people are qualified to criticize how he runs his offense
I mean, what’s he ever done with it?
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Well look at last year
and where their turnovers came from. Look at the number of them that were on counter plays. Several complete games of their offense are on the interwebs. I mean, far be it from me to tell the man how to run the system he invented, I’m just saying that there’s a decent bit of evidence to support my point. Having a very specifically tailored answer to a certain situation isn’t worth it if it comes at the expense of executing it, especially in this sort of offense, where so much of your practice time is consumed perfecting the execution of the base plays.
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
What are these "counter" plays you speak of?
I can recall about two counter plays in the whole playbook, both run extremely rarely. There’s a B-back delay counter, and an A-back counter. You talking about the counter option? That’s a base play; formation has pretty much nothing to do with whether you hang on the ball.
Most of their fumbles are on pitches and the ride fake, as you’d expect with an option offense that runs very close to the line of scrimmage. Anyway, fumbles are a basically random, uncontrollable factor.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
That is unequivocally false
Different formations only present a challenge for the defense. To the offensive player the only difference in what you do on a play in a different formation is where you stand at the start of the play. With an offense with 10 base plays out of 20 formations, the defense has to prepare for 200 different scenarios. The offense has to learn 10 plays.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I just feel like some of them are designed
for overly specific scenarios. See: NFL run study from 2005 or so.
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Since Paul Johnson has spent exactly zero time coaching the NFL I don't know why an NFL study has any bearing on his offense
I doubt Paul Johnson has “overly specific scenarios” in mind. On the contrary, I would argue that given the limitations of practice time in college versus that of the NFL, I would argue that having a simple offense with seemingly diverse formations is an even bigger advantage in college. You can spend a brief period of walkthroughs on where everyone lines up and the rest of the time focusing on executing the play. While the defense has to spend much of it’s time reacting to the substitutions and making sure no one is left uncovered.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
The point of that study
was the fact that you have to run an individual play about four times a game for the play to be worth the time you spent practicing it, which is relevant at all levels of football. There’s been more written on this elsewhere. I realize that the formations are pretty cheap, but the installation of numerous counter variations aren’t, especially since they’re some of the most difficult plays in the offense to perfect. Look at how often even the basic counter option (the guard pulls and cuts the DE, QB pitches off the next guy out) gets blown up for a loss. It’s important to be able to counter against the defense keying the motion, yes, but having so many ways to do it is a lot of stuff to practice and a lot of risk during the games.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 29, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The formation of a play has exactly zero bearing on what the guard and QB do on a counter.x
Formations effect where WRs, TEs, and superfluous running backs line up. If the jackets had problems executing the counter, it had everything to do with just that, execution and they would have experience those problems regardless of the formation. The guard would still kick out the end and the QB would still option the second man to show. The only thing a formation could change would be perhaps having a WR crack back on the DE.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
This won't end well.
A fan shot AND a fan post pimping the same t-shirt posted by the same guy using two different usernames.
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Actually, it may be two different guys.
Misread one of the posts.
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Nice knowing ya, whoever that guy is.
I’m still very curious as to who dared to have multiple accounts on Friday.
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is any of the regulars missing?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 29, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Well shit, I don't have them all memorized!
I’m still here, so it wasn’t me. And you’re still here, so it wasn’t you.
Hey regulars, let us know if you’re missing.
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I'm missing.
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No, you're in Pryor.
It’s just that no one is willing to verify it.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not in Pryor.
I keep tellin’ y’all this.
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Aunt Stabby came back to point out that TWO different people had multiple accounts.
One of them had three.
Oh, and then she slapped the taste out of the mouth of anyone who tried to come up with alternative explanations for such a thing.
It was beautiful.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
It would be, wouldn't it?
However, a move like that requires extreme idiocy, which I lack. I just have normal idiocy.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I'm missing . . .
my favorite Aunt . . .
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
im here,
am i still a regular?
Teh Tweeterizer
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by alex henery's foot on Aug 29, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ANOTHER LAZARUS
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Good!
That’s two people getting warnings, learning their lesson, and getting to keep playing in our sandbox today.
It was a damn funny shirt, yo.
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Is that you, Mario?
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we at least get Aunt Stabby to drop by as guest executioner?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
2 smackdowns in one day?
Oh goody!
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I had to work, and missed the first. Was it in the CI / what happened?
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by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't really a smackdown
No banning, just a strong warning from Spencer not to pimp your own writing, whether or not you get paid for it. I believe Spencer said something like “we don’t tolerate any whoring but our own.” Which this T-shirt pimper clearly ignored.
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yeah furreal!
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The fanpost is gone.
Dunno if the poster wised up, or if the boss is on the job…
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Yup.
I kindly warned the dude in the FanPost, but if he had multiple accounts, I wouldn’t bet on him surviving.
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Right.
I always get ’em backwards for some reason, even after three years of this place.
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the spambots never use titles!
/had to
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 29, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
.
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
wait wait!
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Cheapskate National Championship
So my cable provider doesn’t have ESPN3. So this weekend I used my wife’s account/computer to VPN into the Auburn network (edu ip addresses have free ESPN3) and then clicked refresh. Success!
Doc Sat has VT at 7 and FSU at 6
both teams breaking in new QBs, VT has 20 true freshmen dressing for App State (hot hot hot!) and 2 o-linemen down with injuries for at least the first game, probably more. His argument is that these teams can make it far and stay undefeated, but aren’t rankings supposed to be a measure of how strong the team is at that moment rather than a prediction of where they’ll end up?
yes, yes, this is a thread pointing out how stupid preseason polls are.
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, next we'll start discussing whether an MVP award is supposed to go to
the best player, or the most valuable player, or to the most indispensable player, or to the best player on the best team, or…
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it's the one with the largest bank account
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 29, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Off-topic, but
Has there been any word about whether or not any EDSBS Lives will be happening in the near future? I’m Jonesing for a fix over here.
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I can't wait. Peter's tears are the best.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 29, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The one they did right after Florida hired Coach BOOM was awesome. And to be fair, if Texas liked it, then they should have put a ring around it.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooh, that'd be good too.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
the lives are the ones where the chat is slow and approved before showing right?
never liked those much
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
No, they’re the podcasts he does with Peter Bean.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And they definitely don’t screen the comments beforehand, because they let me call in and make them talk about the PAC-10. (Although to be fair, I did say I’d pick Alabama in a game over my beloved Ducks. They probably sensed I’d do this when I called.)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 29, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
too lazy to get out of bed and go to dinner
LIFE IS SO HARD
Oh, and the moon sometimes also looks like a C, but you can't eat that.
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 29, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, well, why don't we just have someone bring you something?
YEAH RIGHT GET THE FUCK UP AND EAT
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The Author
has kindly provided us with safe harbor for the evening. EVACUATE AT WILL
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LSU will beat OR and that will be the end of that. Auburn proved last year that pretty boy fast
can’t match big bad SEC mofo fast.
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 29, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed. A raw Miles-coached LSU facing the Red-Bull-fueled green hobbits of Oregon
the first week is like zoo workers giving the rhinos PCP and setting them loose with the rhesus monkeys. Something crazy, horrific, and bloody will occur, and it will be the best thing on TV for 4 hours…..
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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced - toward big, fast kids. -
Chuck Mills
The only similarity between Auburn and LSU
Is both play in the SEC West…
J. Lee is no C. Newton (no one would ever pay him that much) and there is no Fairley.
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You miss the difference.
The SEC has the nasty D-Lines. Oregon got shredded by the D-line.
Cam Newton was merely average (for him) against the Ducks.
LSU recruits kids who were 15 pounds at birth for the D-Line.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.madeshopping.net
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